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Doggy Style!

This quest takes place in the post Civil War 1800s on the American frontier. Here you will encounter lawlessness, wilderness, the supernatural, and strange sights no townie would dare believe.

You play Jonathan Marsh, a mysterious gun man.

Combat actions will be determined by a 1d100 roll. For example, if you are shooting a gun at someone, rolling 25 or below would result in a miss, 26-50 results in a graze, 51-75 results in a hit, and 76-100 results in a critical hit.

As your character's skill with a gun increases, these will change.

Your enemies will also roll, although they never seem to be as lucky when trying to hit you.

Each post, I will present a number of choices, as well as a write-in options. Creative write-ins will be rewarded!

Remember, the frontier is a dangerous place! Death is very possible in this quest, although your fate may be stranger still.

Let's get weird!
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The Kid !62EWFX5XyA 05/31/15(Sun)02:32:53 No.40294990
>>40294831
"Let's go kill some werewolves!" you say enthusiastically as you take 12 silver bullets from Turner.

One hand holding a handkerchief to his bleeding face, Turner smiles as best he can saying, "Finally, no more waiting! All the beasts will die!"

"Oh, by the way, there's an angry mob outside waiting to burn the building down," you add as you begin running.

Turner thinks for a second before saying, "Well I'm sure they won't mind us killing the whores then if they're going to burn the place down anyway."

Perfect. It seems like everything is coming together quite nicely.

>Go outside and meet the crowd
>Time for some good old-fashioned prostitute murdering!
>Ask Turner if he knows which are werewolves
>Look for Tull
>Write-in
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>>40355477
>>Look for Tull
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>>40355477
>Time for some good old-fashioned prostitute murdering!
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>>40355477
>Ask Turner if he knows which are werewolves
I feel that this might be the smart approach.
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>>40355477
>Time for some good old-fashioned prostitute murdering!
>Look for Tull
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>>40355798
eh we get compensated for every bullet used while solving the problem as was agreed in the deal. Doesn't really matter if we use borrowed bullets.
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>>40355477
Time for some good, old-fashioned, prostitute murdering!

But then again, maybe cutting off the head of the snake would be the best decision.

"Turner," you say, "You reckon you'd know which one of them girls are werewolves?"

"Probably not," he says, "Although there are some simple tests we can do to find out."

"Shultz!" you say as the cowering man straightens up a bit at hearing his name called, "Gather all the girls down here in this cage. Me and Turner'll go kill Tull and then come back down here and kill all of them together. You got it?"

"Uh...I...uh..." he stutter.

"Good. Turner, let's get a move on!"

Turner directs you through the secret passages to a ornately decorated door.

"Tull is behind this door," he says.

>Burst in, guns blazing
>Knock
>Write-in
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>>40355994
>Write-in
are there any windows in that room? if so one of us needs to be watching it.
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>>40355994
>Open the door
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>>40355994
>>Knock
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>>40355994
>Knock
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>>40356180
>>40356121
Who's there?
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I just can't wait til we get full Redemption bullet time and autoaim.

Unstoppable.
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>>40356206
Anee
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>>40355994
You knock.

"Enter," you hear from the other side.

You look at Turner questioning lay and he motions for you to enter.

You see an old man staring at a fireplace.

"I have heard the mobs outside, Turner. Are you planning on killing me today?" says the man in a deep Carolinian drawl.

"Yes," replies Turner.

Well there goes any chance at surprise.

"There's a full moon tonight," says Tull. "Why the he'll pick tonight? Why not last week? Would have been perfect."

"The opportunity just presented itself," replies Turner.

"Oh, I see," he says, turning around to face the two of you.

"So did your new boyfriend here help you grow some balls, or are you just borrowing his?" Tull says.

>Silver bullet. In his head. Now. (1d100)
>Get some information out of him. Shake him up.
>Retort (Write-in)
>Laugh, that was a pretty good one.
>Write-in
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>>40356386
>Laugh, that was a pretty good one.
>Get some information out of him. Shake him up.
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>>40356386
>Silver bullet. In his head. Now. (1d100)
yeah no
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>40356434
forgot roll
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>>40356386
>>Laugh, that was a pretty good one.
Anyone you want to leave your inheritance to? You had to know this was coming.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>40356386
>Laugh, that was a pretty good one.
>Silver bullet. In his head. Now. (1d100)
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>>40356386
You laugh. That was a pretty good one. Tull's got some style. You can respect that.

Of course, you're still going to kill him.

You move quickly, grabbing him by the collar.

"You expect to frighten me, boy?" he says, unimpressed.

You point your gun at his knee and fire.

Tull yells out in pain as he goes down. Inspecting the wound.

"Don't worry," you tell him, "it wasn't a silver bullet that time. I just want to make sure we get all the answers we need before we have to put you down," you say, looking at the crumpled mess of a man on the floor.

Tull manages a painful laugh, "What is it you boys want to know anyway?"

>Who bit you?
>Where'd you get all those books on werewolves?
>Is Turner as much of a bitch as I think he is?
>Let Turner ask the questions
>Write-in
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>>40356762
>Who bit you?
>Where'd you get all those books on werewolves?
>Is Turner as much of a bitch as I think he is?
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>>40356762
>Who bit you?
>Where'd you get all those books on werewolves?
>Is Turner as much of a bitch as I think he is?
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>>40356762
>>Who bit you?
>>Where'd you get all those books on werewolves?
>>Is Turner as much of a bitch as I think he is?
>>Let Turner ask the questions

Where'd all the money you extorted from the town get funneled to? Was it really all Turner's payroll?
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>>40356762
>Where'd you get all those books on werewolves?
>Is Turner as much of a bitch as I think he is?
I mean, it's good to get some info on our new BF.
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>>40356762
"So," you begin, "before you die, there's a few things we need to know."

"Yes, it is vitally important that you tell us–"

"Is Turner as big a bitch as I think he is?" you ask quickly.

Turner looks at you, totally stunned for a second.

"Oh, that and more, my friend," Tull laughs.

Turner raises his sword above his head, as if he's going to strike Tull.

"Oh please, you could have done that any time. Why would you do it now?" he laughs.

Turner slowly lowers the sword.

"There you go, boy. You want to know why I hired you? Why I didn't just hire some fake wolf-hand? You were recommended to me by the one who bit me! Apparently, one of his children had escaped you once before. The idea is if I hired one of you hunters, the others would stay away. And so I hired the hunter too frightened to kill me. And I gave you some fake ultimatum. How long did it take you to think of this plan to get the town to riot against me?" Tull rants.

"Well, it wasn't exactly my idea..."

"Oh my sweet baby Jesus," Tull says from the floor, "you didn't even think of it? Who did? Was it you, stranger?" he says, motioning to you, "How long have you been in town?"

"A little more than a day," you reply.

"A little more than a day. You've been here almost a year, Turner. Gotten comfy, I see?"

Turner looks about ready to burst with rage.

You decide changing the subject would be best here.

Cont.
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>>40357175
Fucking wrecked, Turner.

Fuckin' A, I like Tull.
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>>40357175
>"A little more than a day. You've been here almost a year, Turner. Gotten comfy, I see?"
>Turner looks about ready to burst with rage.
Hahahaha.

Look at the big softie. He's so cute when he's angry.
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>>40357175
>You've been here almost a year, Turner.
uwotm8

Is old Tull going senile, he's been here 43 months going by the number of whores he's offed on a monthly basis. ...how have they been keeping them from revolting against the systematic murdering anyway?

And Vernon said the wolves first appeared 5 years ago, so Tulll wouldn't have waited 4 years to hire him.
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>>40357175
"You mentioned the one who bit you," you say.

"Ah, yes you're both probably dying to know where to find her," Tull says.

"Her?" replies a still stunned Turner.

"Yes boy, try to keep up. You go about 10 west of here and you'll find the town she lived in when she big me. Granted I haven't seen her in two years. Just ask for Lilith Lingus. Someone is bound to know where she is,"

"Did you get all your werewolf books from her?" you ask.

"No, no that was just luck. Some fortune teller lady came into town and sold them to me. I'd say Turner's been a good boy and earned them. Go to the bookshelf behind me and pull out the book called Increasing Your Manhood. A secret compartment will open to the books. You can keep the Manhood book too, Turner."

Damn, this guy is just fucking wrecking Turner.

Turner takes a deep breath.

"Do you know how many wolf whores you have left?" he asks.

"Well," Tull think for a second, "you've been here almost a year, 6 were killed before that, one per moon cycle makes it..."

"Six," Turner says.

Tull's eyes go wide for a moment before he smiles.

"Looks like you did manage to pull one over on me, boy. You been killing my whores without me knowing?" Tull smiles.

"Yes, I have. If you had taken notice you would have realized I've been sneaking in replacements for your girls and killing them off. It seems you've been preoccupied though," Turner says slyly.

"Good job, boy. You got me this once," replies Tull.

>Kill him
>Give him to the lunch mob, oughta be fun.
>Ask him something else
>Write-in
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>>40357584
>>Give him to the lunch mob, oughta be fun.
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>>40357584
...Is there a reason werewolves being real isn't ever in the newspapers?

You're both taking this real seriously but I still haven't seen proof.
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>>40357584
>Kill him
we are on a job after all.
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>>40357584
Fuck, it's a lynch mob, goddamn iPad.
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>>40357687
eh I'm pretty sure eating a werewolf would kill it.
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>>40357710
Only if you use silverware.
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>>40357720
hahahahaha, I like you, kid.
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>>40357584
>>Give him to the lunch mob, oughta be fun.
My lynch plan lists six whores and one of you.

if I hang you with my trusty rope, will you die?
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>>40357584
>sneaking in replacements
What, like.

Impersonating shapeshifters?

You'd think someone would notice their co-workers going missing and someone entirely different taking their place on a nearly weekly basis.
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>>40357584
>"Six," Turner says.
I thought he said there were eight wolves left. Tull and seven others.

Is the seventh werewolf one of his men?
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oh fuck
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GUYS WAIT, What if we got Tull to bite us so we could become a werewolf?
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>>40357919
We'd have hunter problems then since Turner would clearly witness it, and then he'd break up with us.

>captcha: hFurryt
And we'd be 2furry4him yes.
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>>40357945
not if we also bit him, then he'd literally be our bitch.
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>>40357584
You pick Tull up by the collar and drag him out of the room.

"Weren't you going to kill me?" he asks.

"We'll get to that. I thought we'd give someone else a crack first," you say, dragging him along.

Arriving at a window, you look out to see the angry mob gathered.

You waste no time.

Loading your gun with a silver bullet, you shoot Tull in the stomach and drop him out the window.

The fall would have killed a normal man, but a werewolf...

Tull drags his face from the dirt and looks up only to see the mob descend on him.

"You idiot! His bites can still turn people in human form!" yells Turner as he readies to jump out the window and finish the job.

>Stop him, Tull will bleed out before he bites anyone
>Follow him out the window
>Follow him down the stairs
>Go deal with those whores
>Write-in
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>40358068
Well gee, maybe you should have told me that. maybe you also should have killed the idiot in the first place.
>Shoot him from the window
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>>40357997
he'd still be a bitch only figuratively unless we find a genderbending potion.
>>40358068
damn it stop giving this moron chances to flee.
>Follow him out the window
for style points.
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>>40358068
>>Follow him down the stairs
Okay mr armor wearing hunter man. Maybe we can do it the sane way.
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>>40358068
Wish we'd made him tell us where all his money is.

Does he really just have a bank account?
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>>40358068
oh if we follow him out the window maybe he can bite us!!!! Unless the rest of you don't want that, i'm just excited for dr/silver and boosts
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>40358068
Okay, really quick

>Follow him out the window (1d100)
>Follow him down the stairs
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>>40358294
So higher than 50 means stairs?
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>40358324
Oh whoops, oh well I'll just use that for Turner's roll.

1. Stairs
2. Window
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Okay window won. Can you guys roll me 1d100?
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>40358396
Time for epic, the daily.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>40358396
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>40358396
Action movie boys. Doing dumb stunts together.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>40358396
WOOT WOOT!
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>>40358412
Well shit.
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>>40358412
Noice.
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>>40358412
>>40358423
So I guess we do a flip.

and LAND it!
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>>40358455
we land and our silver spurs slit his jugular
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>>40358423
it would have been pretty funny for us to just roll sub 25 and break a leg after jumping off the second floor. When asked why we did it just say: "I thought it would look cool".
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>>40358502
>"Huh, I didn't even know these things were silver. Neat."
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>>40358068
"You could have told me that earlier!" you yell as Turner leaps from the window, sailing just over the crowd and rolling.

Fuck that.

Grabbing your rope, you tie it to your waste and then tie the other end to a nearby large iron chest.

You leap from the window, waiting for your momentum to be stopped by the rope.

Instead, the chest drags out the window behind you.

Several members of the crowd catch you, but immediately drop you when they see the large chest descending.

Quickly rolling out of the way, you make eye contact with Tull for one second before he is crushed by the chest.

>Well, that ends that
>Ask Turner if he's dead
>Lift the safe off and shoot him
>Write-in
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>>40358581
>Well, that ends that
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>>40358581
>Lift the safe off and shoot him
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>>40358581
>Lift the safe off and shoot him

Double tap.
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>>40358581
>>Write-in
>"I guess he shouldn't have had so many secrets.. locked up."

>YEEAAAAAHHH

The point is, make a fucking pun and act like we meant to do that.
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>>40358581
>Lift the safe off and shoot him
>>Write-in
>"I guess he shouldn't have had so many secrets.. locked up."
>Loot the safe.
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>>40358581
"I guess he shouldn't have had so many secrets...locked up," you say, retrieving you rope.

A scattered groan and a few laughs come from the now less angry but more confused mob.

Turner begins trying to lift the chest off of Tull. You get on the other side and help him.

How the hell did you have enough momentum to take this thing with you out the window? Whatever, it still looked cool.

Throwing the safe to the side, you inspect the crushed body of Tull and take out your gun.

That's when the flattened man suddenly jumps for Turner.

>Shoot him! (1d100)
>Push Turner out of the way!
>Tackle Tull!
>Write-in
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>>40358677
>>Loot the safe
>in front of everyone

Everyone in that mob be stealing that dank cash.

>>40358794
Haha oops the werecat is out of the bag.
>>Shoot him! (1d100)
Should have let him bleed out under there for a while.
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>>40358794
>Tackle Tull!
Lychanthropy ho!
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>>40358794
>>Shoot him! (1d100)
Bitch please, the fastest hands in the west, just no one knows it, yet.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>40358794
>Shoot him! (1d100)
got to roll guys.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>40358848
I'm almost certain there are downsides to that method of cursed immortality we don't know about yet.

Let's at least learn about other methods before we commit to an eternity of fighting off hunters like Turner.

>>40358794
>Shoot
I guess we roll right now?
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>40358794
>Shoot him! (1d100)
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>>40358888
KHORNATE QUADS CONFIRM!

Ultimate headshot.
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>>40358928
the corpse absolutely EXPLODES
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

Don't mind me!
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>>40358888
.....Dammit Anon why did you have to go and make sense..... stupid brainy anon.
also nice roll and quads
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You know they're still gonna want to lynch our boyfriend for working for the scam man.

He kinda owes them their money back.
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>>40358928
>>40358956
>>40358966
>in through his eye

>"He didn't see that one coming."

Continue the shitty puns!
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>>40359014
ahaha this.
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>>40359014
Now I've got the image of some maximum smug grin faced asshole killing people in ridiculous ways and making puns about it.

This pleases me.
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>>40359014
yes!
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>>40358794
Your gun is out before you even think about it.

Cocking back and pulling the trigger faster than most eyes can register, your first shot hits the Tull right in his flattened face, through his left eye. He's dead before he even touches Turner.

The body, grotesque and bloody, lands at a stunned Turner's feet.

"Well," you say, "he didn't see that one coming."

God, you're hilarious.

"How did you...where did you learn to shoot?" asks a stunned Turner

>My pa
>My ma
>My brother
>Taught myself
>Shrug, don't say anything
>Write-in
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>>40359079
so we become some unholy mix of Duke Nukem and Serious Sam in a western setting? sounds fun.
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>>40359115
>>Write-in
Stare dramatically into the sky for a while.

>"What was the question?"
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>>40359115
>Write-in
the war.
it's where we got the sword
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>>40359115
The army.
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>>40359115
>>My brother
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>>40359115
Wait no I want to change me vote from >>40359149 to back >>40359138 and then say the army when he repeats himself
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>>40359115
>>Shrug, don't say anything


>>40359141
>>40359149
That's entirely impossible. Too young to have been in the war.
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>>40359115
>Shrug, don't say anything
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>>40359115
Learn?
Never touched a gun.
The fuck is this thing?!
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>>40359115
I personally like >>40359138
if he asks again,
>Shrug, don't say anything
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>>40359215
I also like this answer

>>40359209
Says you.
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>>40359115
Kid.. You don't learn this.
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>>40359209
Go back to the first thread. Pretty sure it was implied that we were in a cavalry regiment.
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>>40359228
Says the first thread, the thief we met, and the MC's age of 25 at maximum.
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>>40359236
It was expressly suggested the MC is too young to have gotten that cavalry sabre by enlistment his own self.

He obviously got it from someone else close to him.
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>>40359244
And?
also I said army, they teach you have to shoot there, right?
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>>40359236
You never replied to the robber. I left it purposefully open ended.

A relative of yours most likely was.

I'd rather you guys decide your backstory when it's relevant to the plot though.

I haven't given an exact year either, or even told you where you are.

Your character still doesn't know the name of this town.
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>>40359276
Did he get the sword from Pappy?

Thought it was a hand-me-down
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I figured we just looted the sword after being conscripted.
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>>40359292
this kinda of backround generation sound like fun
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>>40359115
>My ma
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>>40359324
It's actually used in some P&P system. Can't remember which.
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>>40359115
You stare off into the distance, lost in thought of distant events and long dead people.

You really wish you had kept that book on the Revolutionary War.

Turning to Turner, you meet his question with a question of your own, "What was the question?"

Turner sighs, clearly exacerbated. He's about to repeat the question when you hear a shout from the mob.

"Hey, that's one of Tull's men! Get him!"

Well shit.

>Run inside the mansion
>Get your gun out, see if you can intimidate them (Write-in for what you say)
>Shoot one person, that'll get their attention (1d100)
>Turner can handle himself, go and get those whores.
>Write-in
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the civil war took ~5 years. I don't really remember too much about minimum age of enlistment but I doubt it was over 18 more likely 16 giving us easily enough time to have fought in the civil war and still be under 25.
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>>40359398
>Get your gun out, see if you can intimidate them (Write-in for what you say)
Who said that?
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>>40359398
>Write-in
explain the situation without immediately resorting to threatening with a pistol.
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>>40359398
>>Run inside the mansion
Toldja Turner would be next against the wall when the revolution came.
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>>40359398
>Get your gun out, see if you can intimidate them (Write-in for what you say)
AZAFOOBIN WASSIT
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>>40359398
>Turner can handle himself, go and get those whores.
After all, he has armor AND a sword!
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>>40359424
what about the he Texas Revolution? it happened in 1846 according to google
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>>40359424
google says as many as 20% were underage and the confederates didn't set an age limit.

>>40359466
Yeah, that was against mexico (Texan here) Pic related
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From PBS.org

When war broke out in 1861, kids across the North and the South said goodbye to their fathers, brothers, uncles, and cousins -- or joined the military themselves. As many as 20% of Civil War soldiers were younger than 18. That was the minimum recruiting age for Union soldiers, but many people willingly overlooked the law. The Confederacy set no minimum age. Many young soldiers enlisted as musicians -- drummers, fifers, or buglers. In theory, musicians didn't fight. But once a battle began, these kids often armed themselves -- to save their own lives or the lives of their friends.
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So, we're like a bastard born in a marsh, right?
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>>40359435
>"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!? I will rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

Oh lord.
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>>40359446
Raging mobs aren't noted for their peaceful listening skills, genius.

>>40359398
>>Run inside the mansion
Grab Turner and get got.
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>>40359466
that was texas seceding from mexico which resulted in 1845 between the mexican-american war with texas being added to the States
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>>40359520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD5J5LEBVCk
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>>40359550
resolved*
also
>>40359489
stole my thunder.
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>>40359547
>Raging mobs aren't noted for their peaceful listening skills, genius.

You;ve got a point.

In the west you either had a reputation, or were threatening enough without one.

The "smart" types usually got ignored or pushed around.
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>>40359398
"Hold on folks!" you yell, attempting to explain the situation.

Angry mobs seem to not be the best at listening.

"Let's stab him with his own sword!"

"Let's rip off his toes one at a time!"

"Let's feed him to the wolves!"

You sigh. Looks like you're doing this the hard way. You take out your pistol and fire into the air.

"WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! I will rip off your head and shit down your neck! Which one of you dirt-eating sheep-fucking yokels thinks their faster than me? First one to lay a hand on the one with a sword gets to find out."
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>>40359628
The whole crowd grows silent.

Moving between them and Turner, you keep your revolver leveled in their direction.

>Take Turner, walk into the mansion slowly.
>Fire and run!
>Convince the mob to burn down the mansion
>Tell them what happened,very to explain shit as best you can.
>Write-in
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should we just straight rip off Duke Nukem from now on with random puns?
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>>40359628
>Take Turner, walk into the mansion slowly.

As you said,angry mobs do not listen.
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>>40359674
Turner and I are going back inside and finish something he should have done a year ago. I will explain everything afterwards.
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>>40359674
>Take Turner, walk into the mansion slowly.
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>>40359674
>Take Turner, walk into the mansion slowly.
We got seven more wolves to kill.
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I wonder if OP will let us fuck tied-up wolf-women?
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>>40359675
We make puns when we roll well, since that leads to absurdity.

>>40359674
>Write-in
>"This man is a Federal agent, he came here lookin' for a criminal. That criminal is dead, I just put a bullet through his eye. Now howsabout we clean out this building so my friend here can get his evidence, and y'all rid yourselves of such illegal activity as what occurred here."

Sound good? I assume that Turner is going to split after tonight
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>>40359723
Turner would not approve.
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>>40359750
Like we need his approval to get the 'go' for that anon's furfaggotry.

Hope they aren't biters.
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>>40359746
Works for me.
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>>40359723
I hope they don't have a secondary set of "teeth"
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>>40359674
>Tell them what happened,very to explain shit as best you can.
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>>40359746
I'll back this up.
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>>40359778
Vagina Dentata.
What a wonderful phrase!
Vagina Dentata!
Ain't no passing craze!
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>>40359805
It means no babies
For the rest of your days
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>>40359769
You do if you don't want a silver sword through your back.
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>>40359840
Actually, it sounds to me like a steel condom.

Intentionally broken.
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>>40359848
We have a gun full of silver bullets, and the last time he deflected a bullet, it was a fluke. Oh yeah, we should take him to the doctor after this.
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>>40359848
>"Jokes on you, I happen to wear body armor that only covers my back, so I don't get shot, or stabbed!"

"What if they tried from the front?"

>".... That never occurred to me."
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>>40359778
You know how the walls contract and tighten when a woman orgasms?
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>>40359893
I don't really see how silver plays into this.

I'd imagine that any high-speed projectile would do it.
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One day MC is going to be unarmed and dealing with a werewolf in heat.

He'll crack his neck, do a couple of stretches.

And beat that bitch to death with his bare hands like the fucking badass he is, then go home and fuck his ghost waifu.
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>>40359674
"Now, Turner and I are goin' back inside that there mansion anyone who wants to solve your wolf problem for good can come with."

Shouts come from the crowd.

"He's been conning us this whole time!"

"He's a murderer!

"A wolf got my baby!"

"Shut the fuck up! All of you!" you say. "This man is a Federal agent, he came here lookin' for a criminal. That criminal is dead, I just put a bullet through his eye. Now howsabout we clean out this building so my friend here can get his evidence, and y'all rid yourselves of such illegal activity as what occurred here."

That seemed to shut them up. You enter the mansion and make your way to the prostitutes locked that Shultz locked up, a small crowd following you.

He seems to have been successful.

>Good job, Shultz
>Torch the cage. Whoever lives gets a silver bullet.
>Ask Turner how you test for being a werewolf without killing them.
>Write-in
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>>40359932
So... which ones were the 'replacements'?
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>>40359932
>Write-in
just shoot them all.
they're probably all infected already anyways.
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>>40359932
>Torch the cage. Whoever lives gets a silver bullet.
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>>40359932
>>Ask Turner how you test for being a werewolf without killing them.
>"So how do we check for this sickness Tull has been spreading?"

Gotta keep dat ruse going. Make it look like some weird epileptic seizure triggered by silver or some shit.

Up to the other anons whether we play Schultz as Turner's deputy so he doesn't get killed by the crowd.
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>>40359932
>Ask Turner how you test for being a werewolf without killing them.
Salem this ain't.
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>>40359932
>Ask Turner how you test for being a werewolf without killing them.
I'm not a big enough bastard to kill an innocent hooker
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>>40359932
>Torch the cage. Whoever lives gets a silver bullet.

I'm going to go ahead and be 'That Guy'
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>>40359932
I was going to say torch. Burn the witch and all. But why? Put a silver bullet in all of their heads; less suffering.
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I think Turner's going to up and stab some women with the sword first, to see if they're werewolves and all that.
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>>40360050
But anon. Fire is the cleanser.
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>>40360068
Fire is messy. The rioters outside don't need to see; hear or smell that.

7 pops. That's all.
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>>40359932
"You know which ones are your replacements?" you ask Turner.

"I know most. We should run tests on all of them just in case though. No telling if they got infected or not," he says.

Fair enough.

"How do we test for this anyway? Without just killing them, I mean," you say.

"I carry a pack of very small silver marbles around with me. Each swallows one and whoever can't hold their down dinner is a werewolf."

The 10 or 12 men behind you are getting antsy. Probably confused that there are hookers where there should be wolves.

>Do the test, then wait for the whores to transform in the cage so that everyone knows what happened
>Fuck that, torch the cage.
>Do the test, kill the wolf whores
>Write-in
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>>40360068
Fire is the cooker for grub.

>>40360099
>Do the test, then wait for the whores to transform in the cage so that everyone knows what happened
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>>40360099
>Do the test, then wait for the whores to transform in the cage so that everyone knows what happened
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>>40360050
Anon, there's like 40 something whores in that cage. You only have like 11 silver bullets.
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>>40360099
>>Do the test, then wait for the whores to transform in the cage so that everyone knows what happened

Uh... there isn't like, a good reason to hide the supernatural from people is there, Turner.

How come I ain't never heard of real werewolves and werewolf hunters before.
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>>40360099

>Do the test, kill the wolf whores
If we wait for them to transform,they will just tear up the uninfected ones and break the cage.
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>>40360099
>Do the test, then wait for the whores to transform in the cage so that everyone knows what happened

>>40360120
Could shoot all of them with normal, then silver on the ones that survived.
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>>40360142
This makes me realize I've never given you an actual bullet count. I was picturing it being around 30, but since I never gave it to you, that's be unfair.

I'll get a pastebin of your inventory and backstory up one of these days.
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>>40360135
We can easily get the uninfected out.

Plus, we're the fastest shot in the west, as is exemplified by my roll
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>40360180
Dammit...
Fuck autocorrect.
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>>40360180
Good point.
I`m just going for the boring and safe option here.
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>>40360196
The ONLY shot in the West!
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>>40360266
PEW PEW!
Err, sorry, just:
PEW!
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>>40360099
"Turner, is there any reason I ain't never heard of werewolves before today?" you say, curious.

Turner thinks for a second before saying, "It's easier to lie in most cases. Werewolves were never really a problem in the east since it was mostly a disease infecting natives. When they got pushed out, so did werewolves. Plus, it's easy to hunt them without people knowing out here. Most of the time you just challenge it to a duel while it's human and win with your silver bullets."

"But," you say, "telling these people wouldn't put them in danger?"

"No," he replies.

"Okay, we're going to feed those silver pills to all the whores, then we lock the once who blow chunks back up and wait for them to transform so these guys know what really happened. They'll vouch for you for the rest of the town and you can leave in peace."

Turner looks surprised by your thoughtfulness.

"I'm surprised by how smart you can be," he says.

>Tell him thanks
>Hey thanks frien–wait a second!
>Whatever, just feed get all the pills to the whores.
>Get those men and Shultz to help you with this.
>Write-in
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>>40360304
>>Write-in
>"Please, I'm the smartest ass in the west."

>Get those men and Shultz to help you with this.
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>>40360304
>>Hey thanks frien–wait a second!
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>>40360304
>Get those men and Shultz to help you with this.
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>>40360304
>Tell him thanks
>Yer still a bitch, though.
>FEEDING TIME!
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>>40360304
>Hey thanks frien–wait a second!
>Say, don't you need any doctorin' for that face?
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>>40360304
H-how do we force feed people without getting bitten?

Lie and trick them?
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>>40360397
>"Do it or I shoot you in the face."
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>>40360397
Just gunpoint them?
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>>40360397
I would ask why you wouldn't want to get bitten but Stupid brainy anon made a really good point
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>>40360397
Convince them it's medicine and that the water's been giving them some sorta parasite. Take one ourselves to prove it isn't dangerous.
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>>40360452
>That awkward moment when we immediately throw it up.
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>>40360304
"Hey thanks frien–hey wait a second!"

By the time you realize the subtle jab, he's already walking toward the cage of whores and getting his small sack of marbles out.

Now, how to go about this?

>Let them out one at a time and make them take the pill at gunpoint. If they refuse or try anything funny, shoot them.
>Go in there an force feed it to them.
>lie and tell them it's medicine. Take one yourself to prove it's not dangerous.
>Write-in
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>>40360484
>tfw you're that one bulimic hooker
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>>40360485
>lie and tell them it's medicine. Take one yourself to prove it's not dangerous.
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>>40360485
>>40360485
>>lie and tell them it's medicine. Take one yourself to prove it's not dangerous.

Isn't one of Tull's men the eighth werewolf or something? They weren't all whores.
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>>40360530
Shhh anon. You're ruining my super special surprise.
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>>40360485
>lie and tell them it's medicine. Take one yourself to prove it's not dangerous.

>>40360507
Hey, if they can't control their gag reflex, then their future in this trade wasn't looking good anyhow.
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>>40360485
>Go in there an force feed it to them.
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>>40360485
>>lie and tell them it's medicine. Take one yourself to prove it's not dangerous
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>>40360539
isn't shults a werewolf?
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>>40360543
Whoops, sorry, I wrote that wrong. I meant to say

>Go in there and force feed it to them with love.
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>>40360485
>Let them out one at a time and make them take the pill at gunpoint. If they refuse or try anything funny, shoot them.
>Use the normal bullets at first,in case of non-werewolves refusal
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>>40360557
you're a fun guy op
Inb4 someone says for you
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>>40360552
What? That's crazy talk, anon. Wouldn't you think someone would realize if they were a werewolf?
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>>40360584
Would you know if you were a mermaid?
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>>40360539
Well it's probably not Turner himself, or we'd notice his face healling unnaturally quickly, and he couldn't wear silver armor.
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>>40360485
"Listen here, ladies! We locked you up because there's a sickness goin' round! We got these pills that'll fix you right up though! Completely safe!" you say as you pop one in your mouth and swallow.

You open up the door to the cage and with the help of Shultz and a section of the mob, you give every prostitute there a pill.

And the end of this procedure, 5 throw up.

Fuck.

>Fuck! What do we do, Turner?
>Fuck! Shoot them all!
>Fuck! You sure you got all of them Shultz?
>Fuck! Line them up one by one and watch them take the pill. Make sure someone didn't just hide it.
>Write-in
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>>40360675
>>Fuck! You sure you got all of them Shultz?
How many men were infected, Turner?
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>>40360675
>Fuck! Line them up one by one and watch them take the pill. Make sure someone didn't just hide it.
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>>40360675
>>Fuck! Line them up one by one and watch them take the pill. Make sure someone didn't just hide it.
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>>40360704
seconding.
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>>40360675
>Fuck! You sure you got all of them Shultz?
Also, do you ever black out for extended periods at night time?
>Yes. That's called sleep.
I KNEW IT! SHOOT HIM!
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What if Turner's infected?
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>>40360675
Fuck!

"Fuck! Shultz, you sure you got all of them?" you ask.

"What? Of course!" says Shultz. "I'm not hiding some pretty lady from you or anything!"

Oh.

"Damnit. Look, the rest of you take the girls who didn't vomit out of the cage one at a time and watch them swallow the pill, okay?"

>Shultz, go get your lady friend.
>Shultz, bring me to your lady friend.
>Shultz, go fuck yourself. I'm getting your lady friend.
>Write-in
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>>40360907
>Shultz, bring me to your lady friend.
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>>40360907
>Shultz, bring me to your lady friend.
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>>40360907
>>Shultz, bring me to your lady friend.
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>>40360907
"Shultz, bring me to your lady friend."

Shultz gulps, "Sh-She's really nice and she's funny and she's sweet and I know you'll know when you meet her that killing her would be bad and you sh-shouldn't do it please don't kill her she–"

You cut him off, "Just...bring me to her. We'll figure out what to do when we get there."

You find a girl, probably under 20, curled up in a ball under a bed.

"H-hey Sally!" says Shultz with as much enthusiasm as he can muster.

"Hey Billy," says a soft voice. "Who's your friend?"

>I'm just here to give you this medicine
>I'm just here to kill you (1d100)
>I'm just here to meet you. Shultz has told me all about you
>Write-in
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>>40361041
>>I'm just here to give you this medicine
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>40361041
Blam
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>>40361041
>>I'm just here to meet you. Shultz has told me all about you
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>>40361041
>I'm just here to give you this medicine
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>>40360704
>I'm just here to give you this medicine
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>>40361041
"I'm just here to give you this medicine," you say in a soft voice.

You're being quiet so that you don't scare off Shultz or the girl.

"Don't feel sick," she says.

"This'll stop you from getting sick later," you say, thinking quick.

"Okay," she says, grabbing the pill from you and swallowing it in a single gulp.

You wait there a few minutes.

After a while Sally says, "Don't feel good. Need a bucket."

Well shit.

END OF WEIRD WEST QUEST 3

For updates and announcements, follow me on twitter @KidQM

Previous quests are archived on suptg for anyone needing to catch up.

I'll answer any questions you guys have.
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>>40361173
thanks for running, man
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>>40361173
There's still an eighth wolf somewhere.
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>>40361192
No problem! Thanks for playing!
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>>40361240
Could be.
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>>40361265
According to Turner. >>40294831

Eight wolves, six wolf whores.

One that isn't a whore.
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>>40361334
Well that's strange.
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>>40361359
Better not be our new boyfriend who got bit when he got hired.



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