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You stay another half-hour watching the destroyers enjoy their target practice with their sempais (whatever the hell that means), during which you decide to catch up on your e-mail. The first one that catches your eye is from the Prophets On High formally notifying you that the Lance Corporal's Silver Star has finally been approved - a pinning ceremony is being discussed with joint JSDF attendance, with a little note tacked on that “formal wear will be encouraged from all attendees and hulls.”

Hulls. That's how they're referring to the girls now - 'hulls.' As if they were actual fucking hulls swinging on an anchor chain somewhere. You glance sidelong at Kongou and imagine her in a Navy dinner dress uniform hanging off Goto's arm and suppress a wicked snigger. The real trick will be hinting to Hate that he should track down the pieces of his dress uniform without tipping your hand as to the reason.

You only have one other email, from a “Wright.mil”. The subject line is “asdfasdf” and the body consists of three words and eight digits.

“CALL ME NOW.” Followed by a phone number.

You're still puzzling at that one when someone takes a seat next to you. You look up to find Fubuki smiling at you a little uncertainly.
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“Hello, Admiral Settle.”

“Oh. Hi, Fubuki. How have you been?”

“Fine,” she says. “I just wanted to ask about Willie...”

“I sent Arizona after her,” you assure her. “And we should have her feeling much better about herself soon.”

“Really?” Fubuki smiles. “I'm glad. I feel so bad I didn't do something.”

“It was my mistake,” you assure her. “That was a lot of responsibility for Desdiv 6.”

Fubuki smiles after the culprits, who are enthusiastically holding up their targets for Hate's approval. “I kind of envy them sometimes.”

You put down your phone and focus on her. “How come?”

“All you have to do is praise them a little bit,” Fubuki says softly, “and they're happy for the rest of the day. And they still play with dolls, even - though Akatsuki gets really upset if you catch her at it.” She smiles again at the memory.

“You driving at something, Fubuki?”

“Well... does Willie know what you want from her?”

“Aside from fighting abyssals?”

“Yeah. Is she an escort? Is she a scout? When I first came back...” she fidgets a little. “I was a lot like her. I could barely sail straight, you know?”
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You recall Goto mentioning that the first time you met him, as you watched Fubuki going for an early-morning jog along the pier. He'd said something about her being top-heavy and barely being able to sail without face-planting into a wave, but that she was really trying her ass off. “According to some, you still can't.”

“I'm getting better,” she says with a little pout, and you smile at her to say that you know it. “Goto's impressed with your effort, though.”

“He is?”

“He said as much to me,” you confirm.

“Really!?”

“Well, yeah-”

“Did he say anything about an escort!?” she says, her brown eyes suddenly bright with excitement as she tugs on your arm.

“N-no?”

“Oh.” She settles down a bit at that. “Uh. Anyway, I, uh-”
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“So what's this about an escort?”

“N-nothing.”

“C'mon, too late to hide it. Tell me about this escort.”

“It's...nothing.”

“Sure. Nothing,” you say. “Maybe I'll just go ask around about this nothing-”

She makes a sound like she's clearing her throat.

“... pardon?”

“Akagi,” she fairly growls, looking huffily at the firing line. “Goto said he needs a plane guard destroyer for Akagi.”

You blink. “So get a butterfly net - yow!” you exclaim as Fubuki elbows you in the side.

“It's an important job!” Fubuki insists. “And Akagi-san is so sweet, she's always thinking about others and never about herself. She needs someone that will pay attention!”

“So this has what to do with Willie?”

“Well, when I first got here... I didn't know what I was good for. The Admiral and Akagi gave me something worth working towards.” She smiles wistfully at the ground. “Maybe it'll take a while to get there... but I'm determined to reach it.”

You drop a hand onto her shoulder and squeeze it. “Thanks, Fubuki.”

“No problem.” She rubs the back of her head. “Uh, how is that new submarine working out?”

“.... Harder? The one that attacked you?”

“Yeah.”

You shrug. “He's... adapting. I guess.”

Fubuki smiles. “I'm not angry at him - I understand. He was just doing what he remembered doing, you know? But... uh...”

“... yeah?”

“D-do you think I could... talk to him?” Fubuki seems eager, but nervous.

“... why, you have a cru-”

“What? No. No. No way!” Fubuki says, a faint note of distaste in her voice. “I just, uh, I want to ask him for a favor.”

“... okay, sure,” you say. “I can make introductions. I need to check up on him anyway. Sound good?”

She nods.

“Let's get going, then.”
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The destroyers pile into the small motor launch and you putter it back across the narrow straight to Yokosuka proper. Desdiv 6 scampers back to their barracks till they're needed again, apparently making a race of it, but Fubuki tags along with you as you dial a number into your phone.

“Will he be in his room?” Fubuki asks.

“Doesn't matter, we're about to find him,” you tell her.

“How?”

“Cell phone.” You point at the big microwave tower on the biggest hill in the center of the base; the one that was festooned with AA-firing destroyers just yesterday. “That's got cell phone receivers on it.”

“Uh... are those like a radio telephone?”

“Exactly like a radio telephone, actually. They're always transmitting. That tower handles most cell radio traffic for the base, and the US Navy owns it, so-” someone on the other end answers in a bored-sounding voice. “Yeah, IT? Gimme that lazy shit in the back.” A question. “Just turn around and shout 'Donut Santa is on the line'.”

Fubuki gives you a strange look as the other end of the line makes a dubious sound. “Fine, you fucking nerd - DONUT SANTA IS ON THE GODDAMN LINE!” you bellow into the phone. Fubuki steps back and looks around warily as if she's contemplating vanishing into the shrubbery. There's sounds of a scuffle on the other end, then a new voice answers. “Yeah! Yeah. Could you track down Harder's cell?”
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FIRST FOR ARIZONA!
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>>40380422
Fubuki and Harder, sitting in a tree~
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A brief affirmative, a clacking of keys, then-

“What? No shit? Awesome.”

A request.

“For this? I'll have them MURDER that motherfucker with frosting. Chao.” You hang up.

“.... what was that?” Fubuki asks uncertainly.

“Leadership. C'mon.”

You find Harder right where the IT guy said he'd be - logged into a public-access terminal in the base library. You creep up behind him and announce yourself with a polite cough.

Harder doesn't turn around. He just sits there, looking comically small in the big wooden chair and that oversized jacket and cover he's wearing, staring blankly at a wikipedia page.

“Harder-san?” Fubuki says politely. “Pardon me, I just wanted-”

You silence her with an upturned hand when you see the page Harder's looking at.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lost_United_States_submarines#During_World_War_II

>Turn off the monitor. He's been looking at that shit long enough, you think.
>Lean over and type in the address for Operation Petticoat.
>Let Fubuki do the talking.
>Other?
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About goddamn time.
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>>40380451
>Turn off the monitor. He's been looking at that shit long enough, you think.
Poor kid.
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>>40380451
>Turn off the monitor. He's been looking at that shit long enough, you think.
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>>40380463

IS THAT A DARE MOTHERFUCKER?

I'LL TAKE THIS SHIT TILL 5AM SEE IF I FUCKING DON'T AND THEN WHO'S GONNA BE CRYING? YOU! BECAUSE YOU'LL HAVE NO FUCKING SLEEEEEEEP
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>Turn off the monitor. He's been looking at that shit long enough, you think.

You spend too long wrapped in the past, you'll lose sight of the present. We gotta help Harder, and all the other ships, cuz they're gonna have much the same problem in differing ways.
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>>40380478
>implying anyone here sleeps
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>>40380451
>other

"What'cha looking at?"

This is a conversation we might want to have.
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>>40380440
>>40380440
>>40380442
>>40380442

Aww man and I was enjoying pure unadulterated planefag for once.
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>>40380387
>sempais (whatever the hell that means)
Didn't we decide it was a britbong thing?
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>>40380451
>>Turn off the monitor. He's been looking at that shit long enough, you think.
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>>40380478
I live on the west coast, you cannot harm me.
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>>40380478
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!
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>>40380490
>This is a conversation we might want to have.

LISTEN TO THIS MAN, IT'S A GOOD POINT
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>>40380451
>Lean over and type in the address for Operation Petticoat.

>>40380478
Bitch I'd like to see you try.
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>>40380478
BITCH PLEASE WE ALL KNOW YOU'LL QUIT LIKE YOU DID WITH WIZARD, AND GNOME, AND THOSE MYSTERIOUS PLANS YOU HAD FOR MADO.
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For the anons talking about retarded dragon girls, here is a little gift.
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>>40380451
Since word of god is sparse these days...what exactly happens when a ship reads about their "past"?

>Lean over and type in the address for Operation Petticoat.
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>>40380490
Supporting
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>>40380488
One lays up while the other lies down?
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>>40380451
>>40380490
>other

"What'cha looking at?"
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>>40380451
>Other
"Want to talk about it, Harder?"
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>>40380508
You mean, RL PC's right?
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>>40380451
>"What'cha looking at?"
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>>40380511
>Since word of god is sparse these days...what exactly happens when a ship reads about their "past"?

YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT
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>>40380501
Why not just write it in then, planefag?
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>>40380387
>The real trick will be hinting to Hate that he should track down the pieces of his dress uniform

Dress Blues with a sword, man!
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>>40380451
>Lean over and type in the address for Operation Petticoat.
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>>40380451
>Lean over and type in the address for Operation Petticoat.
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>>40380490

I'll back something like this.

Also turn off the monitor and ask him.
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>>40380490
>>40380451
>Hand on shoulder to keep him from trancing.
>Catching up on old friends? Don't lose yourself in it son.
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>>40380532
>Why not just write it in then, planefag?

I honestly didn't expect anon to even consider it because OMFG BAD ENDS
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>>40380451
I support the wise proposal in >>40380490 to engage Harder in a proper dialogue about the topic.
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>>40380451
>>Lean over and type in the address for DOWN PERISCOPE.

Operation Petticoat is a fun movie and all, but Down Periscope is great.
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>>40380451
>>Turn off the monitor. He's been looking at that shit long enough, you think.
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>>40380490
Yeah let's go with this.
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>>40380478
DO IT YOU FAGGOT! FUKKEN DO IT! I CAN MATCH IN HOW LONG I CAN GO WITH NO FUCKING SLEEP AND IM FREE FOR THREE DAYS!
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>>40380451
>>40380490 's vote sounds good.

>>40380478
Don't go making promises you can't keep.
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>>40380490
>>40380520
>>40380451
Yeah. Talking might be a good thing right about now.
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>>40380451
>Turn off the monitor. He's been looking at that shit long enough, you think.
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>>40380490
Supporting
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>>40380558
>Don't go making promises you can't keep.

Now yuh dun goof'd
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>>40380451
>What'cha looking at?
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>>40380508
>find magic orb
>toss it away and break it
DO YOU EVEN RPG
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>>40380451
>Lean over and type in the address for Operation Petticoat.
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>>40380551
We could've left the RP shit behind in last thread

But no

You just had to come here, didn't you
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>>40380478
Sure you will.
Totally believe you.
Absolute faith.
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>>40380442
Heh, even in this quest, Bucky is still Akagi- and TTK-sexual
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>>40380478
LEZ DO DIIIIISSSSSS
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>>40380580
Bucky loves her senpais.
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>>40380478
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>>40380578

now it's war
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>>40380490
>>40380478
We could empathize with Naka because of our gimp leg.
We can empathize with Harder because of our dead crew.
This is a painful path, but the best path to tie them to their humanity
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>>40380451
>What'chu lookin at batch?
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>>40380593
Don't you mean

Nyao it's war?
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>>40380593

WHORE WAR 2
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So will we feed Fubuki to Harder ?
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We're clearly never going to talk to Hornet. Ever.
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>>40380478
>I'LL TAKE THIS SHIT TILL 5AM

If your talking about the 5am AFTER THE NEXT ONE then that is worth mentioning.
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>>40380622
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>>40380622
TRUST IN THE PLANEFAG

DON'T TRUST IN THE PLANEFAG. DON'T EVER FUCKING TRUST IN THE PLANEFAG
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>>40380478
Awesome planefag. You are on.
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>>40380622
If planefag follows through on an insane length of threads we just might have a chance
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>>40380621
>feed Fubuki to Harder
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>>40380567
>>40380593

"You may clap thunderously Admiral, for USS Fap Angel has arrived! Here to carry that weight and historical shitpost on the internet!"

"What's that Admiral? Do paperwork? I'm sorry Admiral, but I'm too ~lazy~"
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>>40380451
>"Uh oh! Looks like someone's got that sinking feeling!"
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im good till 11 so LETZ DO TIS
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>>40380527
>>40380572
The entire anime was written as if PCs are playing the character.

Suddenly, a somewhat boring anime became hilarious.
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>>40380632
He let MC Young spawn children, just a reminder that this is now canon
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>>40380635
Your optimism is as adorable as it is misplaced
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VOTES CALLED

>>40380639

OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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>>40380478
Bitch please, you can't even set up a thread on greek time let alone normal people hours. What makes you think you'll be able to last till 5am.
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Do you faggots seriously want planefag to continue past his bedtime? He's just going to get worse and worse at it, and not in the fun ways either.
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Remember the CALL ME NOW part?

Haha.
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>>40380659
He has taken the bait, hook line and sinker!
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>>40380639
HAHAHA
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>>40380664
He's the one that said it first.
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>>40380667
He didn't say which now.
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>>40380490
Going for this too, better to get it out in the open
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FISHING WITH FOUR DIESELS

So, one time before deployment, I decided to take up fishing as a hobby. All the places we would usually visit had beautiful waters (usually), and I wanted to enjoy that sweet, relaxing calm that would elude me on deployment. At least that was the plan.

There was a fishing goods store out in town in Sasebo that I had walked by on occasion. Deciding to 'buy local' and 'stimulate the economy', I popped in there to see the selection they offered. The proprietor, a Japanese National, only spoke about one word in five of english, and probably understood about as much. In his defense, I was the same with Japanese. I told him I wanted a rod that would be good for 'international waters' and could handle the usualy catches for the South China Sea region. All he heard was "deep sea" "American Sailor" and "Money".

So, I went on that deployment with a Deep Sea fishing rod. I had plenty of line, a hundred hooks, and no bait.

>0/10 you call this bait?

So, I kept the damn setup in one of my equipment spaces back aft, and waited until we pulled into Okinawa before I remembered it. Oki has some of the most beautiful clear and pristine waters, and I would be DAMNED if I wouldn't enjoy the few days we had there. The glow of the line in the water, the cool sea breeze blowing across the flight deck; I was finally going to find my 'happy place' while still on the dang ship. Even though I didn't have anything to catch with, I still wanted that relaxing time.
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>>40380667
We can't do anything now, we have to deal with Harder first. Not our fault it got blocked by a wall of NARRATIVE.
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>>40380687

Three weeks later, while at sea, I went back to where the aft lookout was stationed and tossed a line over the side. After about fifteen minutes of silence, the lookout finally worked up enough courage to ask me what the fuck I was doing.

"Catching dinner, what the fuck does it look like?"

Coincidentally, right at that time, the line snapped. That what I get for angling in the wake of two screws.

"Looks like we're eating collard greens again, tonight."

I packed up everything, found one of my old work boots, and washed it down in a sink. I took it up to the mess decks, still carrying my rod, and announced that I had caught dinner.

The cooks were not amused.

(And I'm done for the night. I've got work in the morning. See you nerds next thread!)
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>>40380702
>I packed up everything, found one of my old work boots, and washed it down in a sink. I took it up to the mess decks, still carrying my rod, and announced that I had caught dinner.
Kek.

Good night, Navyfag.
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>>40380702
Boots/10, I'd have it for dinner.

Thank you for the story, Navyfag! Have a good night's sleep!
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>>40380707
>reading my mind
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>>40380622
>>40380631
>>40380632
>>40380635
I am the bone of my flight deck,
Steel is my body and oil is my blood
I have created over a thousand TBMs
Unaware of loss, Nor aware of gain
Withstood pain to create F6Fs, waiting for TTK’s arrival
I have no regrets. This is the only path
My whole life was unlimited Hellcat works
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>>40380707
Oh wow. that site is depressing as fuck
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>>40380659
Post more of those ship faces and I'll do the rest of the expressions too.

A shitpost collection.
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>>40380707
>http://www.oneternalpatrol.com/uss-harder-257.htm
It's kind of surreal to see the faces of these guys and imagine a young boy who is also submarine of those men.

It's weird.
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>>40380451
Oh crap
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>>40380755
I can't wait
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>>40380451
>Other
Talk and if he won't listen, pull up the list of lost U-boats and Japanese subs,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQOzUqdOVDU
O7
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>>40380803
>grandpa joined the submarine service at 17

It's a little disturbing to think about, that he could have died younger than I am now. The thought never seemed to worry him though, then or afterwords.
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>>40380707
I need more somber reaction images, christ
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>>40380478

I have the day off.

Bring it motherfucker
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>>40380984
Not if I have anything to say about that~
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>>40380993
You don't.
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>>40381007
Anon? Why did you just delete your--

Oh. Oh god.
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Meant to ask, can we get a pastebin of the Planefag's story posts? There's getting to be enough threads that searching each one for something is a pain.
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>>40381007
>>40381026

>>40381037
I was working on one, but it's a lot of work. Maybe I'll get the motivation to finish it tomorrow.

Speaking of which, do you guys want me to include
>just the story text
>the prompts
>the prompts and the winning prompt highlighted
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>>40381055
Story text, prompts, and the winning prompt
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>>40381055
I'd say prompts and winning prompts highlighted, but of course that's also the most work.
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>>40381070
It's not really any more work than the project already requries. It's mostly an aesthetic choice.
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>>40381055
The prompts and the winning prompt highlighted, please, if it isn't too much trouble.
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>>40381070
Contact Nubum/@RootOfWoot
He makes e-books of quests.
He might do this one too if you ask.

Or you know. Ctrl+f and planefags trip.
Easiest way to find his posts.
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planefag, are you trying to shoot another woodchuck?
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>See that all WWII subs have been adopted by a state.

Well that means Harder is officially a citizen of Utah.
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>>40381166
S-should we send him back there?

Would the state survive the aftermath?
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>>40381189
>>40381166
I think Utah would like to welcome back one of its loyal and famous sons.
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>>40381166
So, Harder is from the Church of LDS?
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>>40381166
>>40381203
Harder conforms to Mormonism.
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>>40381189
Would the Mormans even take him?
Actually maybe it's for the best.
If anyone can straighten out that kid it's a hyper conservative, patriarchal, cis, problematic, nuclear Morman American family.
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>>40381215
Does that mean he can't drink Coke and wears magic underwear?
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>>40381219
>If anyone can straighten out that kid it's a hyper conservative, patriarchal, cis, problematic, nuclear Morman American family.
Don't the Republicans hate the shipsluts?
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>>40381189
>>40381219
what if

we sent Sammy with him
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>>40381232
they do they think there not merican nuff
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>>40381232
I could have sworn that planefag hasn't touched on american politics at all besides Sammy's old-timey racism
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>>40381232
I imagine it's a contentious issue in the party. On the one hand, the pro-military wing probably loves them. On the other, the evangelical wing might have some Problems.
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>>40381240
Oh God no. What the hell did the Mormons ever do to you?
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>>40381219
Mormans used to practice polygamy.

Harder will revive the practice.
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We need a carrier that can launch beercans and other blue balls of death.
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>>40381240
CYLONS!!!
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>>40381240
Why would you send Sammy B. with him, when there's a much better choice of escort?

>>"Welcome to Utah, Harder!"
>>"Uh, thank you very much."
>>"Pardon us for asking, but who's that Chinese woman with you?"
>>"Haii! Naka-desu!"
>>"...what."
>>"She's my, uh, girlfriend."
>>"What."
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>>40381240
Look anon, I don't really like the Mormons that much myself, but that might be a bit over the line.
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>>40381292
I don't suppose I get a say in this, do I?
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>>40381316
For the joke? No. You'd have your bag packed faster then we could get harders.
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>>40381316
Can you think of something funnier?
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>>40381316
Not likely.
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>>40381331
Faster than harder can get harder?
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>>40381316
Oh, come on now, Naka-chan, don't sink an anon's shipping like that...
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>>40381316
You have just as much say as Harder does!
So, no.
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>>40381240
>>40381271
>"You go back and tell Brigham Young that if he will let me alone I will let him alone. And if he won't I'll sic Sammy B on his ass."
-Abraham Lincoln

>"I don't know who that is."
-Stenhouse

>"You will. By God, you will."
-Abraham Lincoln
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>>40381292
You know, I know of a few Mormon-raised girls from Utah who are terrifyingly good at singing in Japanese...
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>>40381240

I want to see this. No--NEED to see this. Either Sammy's going to be turned into a wholesome, humble, longsuffering religious girl or the idea would backfire in teh most horrible of ways and probably leave Salt Lake City a remarkable stand-in for the worse areas of Detroit.

Either way, it's a helluva fun ride in store.
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>>40381316
It's either you or Fubuki, I mean Harder has to take responsibility surprising and waving his torpedoes at the poor girl
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>>40381359
Fubuki is Akagisexual. I have no idea what she'd do if she was taken away from her senpai, but I don't think it'll be pretty.
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>>40381316

You should be fine as long as you don't get absorbed by the locals like poor U-511 did
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>>40381282
>Harder scores Naka, Willie D, and Sammy
>Harder is out fitted with Young's hips because he's going to need them
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>>40381373
Do you have to remind everyone of that?
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>>40381351

Merc pls
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>>40381368
Correction, Fubuki is sempaisexual. She's a slut for any larger ship class.
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>>40381384
No Ikazuchi or Fubuki.

For shame.....
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>>40381409
I still can't wait for Kongo to bongo the sammy
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You motion Fubuki to step back a little. Kneeling on the floor near Harder, you poke his shoulder. “Hey.”

“Hey,” he says at last, still staring blankly at the screen.

“Wanna talk about it?”

He points at the screen. “Plane. A fucking plane.” He falls back in his chair heavily, shaking his head. “Figures. Nobody could've taken Mush in a fair fight.” He closes his eyes and leans his head back, the oversized cap tilting down over his eyes. “A fucking PLANE.”

You remain silent.

“Or mines,” he snaps, bringing his fist down on the desk hard enough to make the whole row of screens rattle. “A fucking mine. Albacore - a fucking MINE-”

“Harder-san-” Fubuki begins, reaching out - but she recoils when Harder shoots her a poisonous look.

“Yeah, that's not the worst of it.” He taps the backspace button a few times till a new page comes up. “What the actual fuck is this?”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_B1_submarine
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>>40381409
So is Destroyers > U-Boats or vice versa?

So I guess Pt-boats are out of the question.
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>>40381331
>>40381335
>>40381346
Okay, fair point, it would be hilarious.

>>40381344
>>40381345
>>40381359
>>40381373
One track minds, the lot of you. I barely even know the fellow, and he's too busy ambushing us to get to know--

...you know, I have an idea. Stand by, good anons.
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Fubuki peers at it. “An encyclopedia page on the Type B1 submarine.”

“That... word,” Harder says. “I do not think it means what you think it means.”

Fubuki blinks. “What?”

“It carried... a PLANE,” Harder breathes. “A... plane.”

“... yes?”

“Pray tell,” Harder says with false politeness, “just what in the name of unholy fuck did they do with their... PLANES?”

Fubuki looks uncomfortable. “They... scouted?”

Harder pops out of his chair and seizes Fubuki by the shoulders to pull her in close. “Scouted,” he breathes. “Scouted. For. What.”

“... enemy ships?”

Harder pulls Fubuki a little closer. “And then?”

“Uh, it would attack-”

“What?” Harder says.

“It'd attack-”

“Ha!” Harder says. “It displaces twenty-five hundred fucking tons and it's going to - ATTACK! Is that before or after they fold up the fucking plane and stuff it back into the hangar?”

“I don't know!” Fubuki objects. “I don't know anything about submarines-”

“No SHIT, nip!” Harder retorts. “Oh fuck, we're not done -” he turns back to the computer and hits the backspace key again. “BEHOLD - this one carried - my god - TWO planes! Was that for scouting twice as much?”

“I don't think-”

“And this!” another key-click. “A transport sub built by the Army! It even dived sometimes! And if you were having a really good day, it'd come back up again, too!”
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>>40381409
I assumed it'd be for any older ship since sempai generally refers to upperclassmen or coworkers with more experience/rank than you. Unfortunately for her she's up there in terms of age so not many sempais to choose from.
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>>40381438
>...you know, I have an idea. Stand by, good anons.
Oh this ought to be good.
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Wonder what he'd think of the kaitens?
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“Don't blame me for the Army's-”

“Oh right, some of them ditched the hangar so they could carry *these.*” Harder clicks again, and you see Fubuki go pale as the wikipedia page for the Kaiten comes up. “Something that literally killed more of you dumb nip fucks in 'training' then Americans in war. But this is my fucking favorite-” another click.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nakajima_G10N

“This,” he says, shaking his head. “The krauts might barely have pulled it off with a few years of Sundays and a blowjob from lady luck and it'd still have not done enough damage, but you? YOU motherfuckers? Who couldn't even build a fucking inline engine to save your sorry nip asses? What the fuck even went on with this? Some stupid fuck in his study with a little model wooden airplane flying around going vrooom pew pew die amurikun peeg dooog like a child with his toy soldiers?” He yanks Fubuki a little closer. “WHO DID YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU WERE FUCKING WITH?”

Fubuki's expression is alarmed and scared. You step in, reaching to part Harder from the girl, when she pushes you away, shaking her head.

“... someone we didn't respect,” Fubuki says quietly. “We were arrogant. We'd won victory after victory. We had the best weapons - we were sure of it.” Fubuki hugs herself, staring at the carpet. “But you killed several destroyers who thought they were the predator. They were arrogant.” She looks up at Harder, her eyes glistening, looking terribly vulnerable. “There's - there's someone I want to protect no matter what. More than -” her voice falters. “More than anything,” she finishes lamely. “And Admiral G-” she swallows. “The Admiral says we're seeing more and more abyssal submarines now...”

Harder releases her, adjusting his cap a bit. “So?”

“So I want you to teach me,” she says in a rush.
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>>40381441

Someone's gonna need a whole gallon of butthurt lotion when this is over.
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Harder blinks. “What.”

“Teach me how you - how you killed them. Teach me how a submarine fights. Teach me how to survive where they didn't.”

He frowns. “Are you serious? Even if I was inclined to, what makes you think a fucking floater like you can understand a goddamn word of it?” Harder turns his shoulder to her, as if he's about to walk out.

“You have to!” Fubuki wails. “You're the best, aren't you?”

That stops Harder dead in his tracks - but he does finish turning up his jacket collar. “So?”

“So, teach me!”

He stands silent for several long seconds, the tick-tock of an old analogue clock on the wall and the hum of computer fans the only noise.

“The pier where I first snuck up on you.”

“What about it?”

“Seven AM tomorrow. Be there.”

“Arigato!” Fubuki exclaims, bowing quickly. “T-thank you Harder-san!”

“Whatever,” he says, waving her away. “Don't be late.”

“I promise I won't!” she says. “I- I've got to practice!” She runs in one direction before realizing it's a dead-end, forcing her to double back as she hunts for the exit.

“Christ,” Harder says sullenly. “Dames.”
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>>40381418
Ikazuchi is for the admiral.
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“Hey, Harder.”

“Eh?”

“Swing by the base post office before you go home,” you tell him.

“Why?”

“I got a present for you.”

“.... kay,” he says before flipping you a casual goodbye and sauntering out. You have to restrain the urge to plant your boot up his adolescent ass - you have to admit, he's pretty good at the bullshit. Good enough to fool Fubuki, at any rate. You make sure to log Harder out of the library terminal - he seems to have taken to computers pretty well, but some concepts take longer than others to internalize, especially for children of the 40s.

With that taken care of - you look at your phone, wondering who the hell sent you that nutty e-mail, and if you really want to deal with it right now.

>Call the damn number - face the music.
>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.
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>>40381475
>>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.
Hi, Hornet.
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>>40381441
Now I kinda wanna see Harder meeting Iku the lewdest sub.
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>>40381475
>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.
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>>40381475
>>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.

WE DON'T YET HAVE ENOUGH SHIPS TO WORRY ABOUT
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>>40381475
>Call the damn number - face the music.
It's MYSTERY BOX time!
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>>40381475
>>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.
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>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably
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>>40381475
>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.
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>>40381475
>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.
RESPONSIBILITY IS FOR LOSERS.
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>>40381475
>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.
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>>40381475
>>Call the damn number - face the music.
I know an adventure hook when I see one, and I see one.
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>>40381475
>Call the damn number - face the music.
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>>40381475
>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.
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>>40381466
>“Christ,” Harder says sullenly. “Dames.”
>>40381453
>>40381441
Christ
>>40381475
>Call the damn number - face the music.
Seriously? Putting this up against finally talking to Hornet like we meant to do weeks ago? That's rude, planefag.
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>>40381475
>>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.
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>>40381475
>>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.
we can always claim we didn't get the text until later, immediate fun now.
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>>40381475
>Call the damn number - face the music.
As much as I'd love to talk to what is probably Ro-500, I'm currious
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>>40381484
>Now I kinda wanna see Harder meeting Iku the lewdest sub.

SO DO I

HOLY SHIT SO DO I
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>>40381519
...It's Hornet.
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>>40381475
>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.
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>>40381475
>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.

I-401? Was she listening in on Harder's Japanese sub rant?

>match the picture on the right
What picture, CAPTCHA?
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>>40381520
>SO DO I
>HOLY SHIT SO DO I
you know... you could introduce her into the story at some point
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>>40381475
>>Call the damn number - face the music.
I suppose we should finally get to this important bit. Then maybe we can finally talk to Hornet.

>>the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.
So who's this? U-511? Shioi? I don't think Maru-yu is tanned enough to count...
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>>40381475
>Call the damn number - face the music.
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>>40381475
>>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.

At least Yamamoto and the one general from Iwo Jima knew what they were gettign into.
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>>40381529
You're Hornet
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>>40381505
>Seriously? Putting this up against finally talking to Hornet like we meant to do weeks ago? That's rude, planefag.

All it changes is if you drag Hornet into whatever the problem is, or if you want to leave her clear of it.

But as anon decided - MISERY LOVES COMPANY

VOTE FUCKING CALLED

TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>40381520
You hadn't even thought of it had you.
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>>40381556
>But as anon decided - MISERY LOVES COMPANY
>VOTE FUCKING CALLED
>TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKERS
I love you Planefag.
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>>40381556
planefag

planefag pls
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>>40381475
>>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.

>like tg would choose anything else

I'm not stupid enough to piss into the wind, besides, I actually think we need some more hornet screentime. Non-combat time. Unless this is ghost's favorite brown shipgrill...
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>>40381556
>All it changes is if you drag Hornet into whatever the problem is, or if you want to leave her clear of it.

Uh oh.
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>>40381556
Ah...so we're going to be dragging Hornet into the Yakuza problem that Wainwright is currently dealing with then...I see now.
This should be interesting.
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How do the ship crews get food? Filter feeding? or some crazy voodoo magic?
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>>40381556
>>All it changes is if you drag Hornet into whatever the problem is, or if you want to leave her clear of it.
When you put it that way, Hornet has enough issues as it is, so leaving her out of it is for the best.

Fine. A Shioi/Ro is fine, too.
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>>40381588
>Wainwright
...god dammit I didn't make that connection.
Makes me happier that I voted how I did, but god dammit
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>>40381592
They're fucking magical fairies, they're probably sustained by proximity to their shipgirl.
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>>40381592
They get food from the mess, obviously.
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>>40381583
>>Unless this is ghost's favorite brown shipgrill...

Do you really think the super battleship Musashi would be intimidated by a sub, even if it is Hit 'Em Again, Harder?
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>>40381648
if anything it'd be the other way around.
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>>40381648
Musashi is bit too big to try and hide behind a book.

Also, she'd probably pick up Harder by his collar and go full DI on his ass for sassing a flag officer.
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>>40381648
>>40381676
While Musashi wasn't as secret as Yamato I doubt Goto'd let the former run around while keeping the latter under wraps. They ARE the same ship class after all.
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>>40381475
>FIND OUT WHO WAS PHONE
And then while answering the phone go and peek on our hider.
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>>40381697
>implying Musashi would cooperate

Hot blooded brown, yo
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>>40381697
Musashi is nowhere near the national icon as Yamato is in Japan. Hell, some people don't even know that Yamato had sister ships, let alone two of them.
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>>40381717

Best kind of girl!
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>>40381718
Yamato only had one sister ship
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>>40381718
I'm pretty sure the ultranationalist groups that Goto is so concerned about would know about Musashi and Shinano.
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>>40381727
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_aircraft_carrier_Shinano
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>>40381727
Shinano sorta counts.
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>>40381475
>Fuck that, misery loves company - go talk to the brown girl trying to hide behind that big book at the desk just behind you and failing miserably.

Let's finish one problem before starting in on another.
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>>40381731

But they can't really use her as an icon to stir up public sentiment, like they could with Yamato.
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>>40381725
>>Hot blooded brown, yo
>>Best kind of girl!
So if the girl is brown but not hot-blooded, would she still tickle your fancy?

>>40381727
Shinano would like to have a word with you.
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Shinano had a rather depressing and short existence...
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Gato is the submarine class and Goto is the admiral, right?
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>>40381648
Might be hiding from us.
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You glare at your phone for a second, knowing that when you answer that e-mail a fresh torrent of shit will come rolling downhill at you. You look back at the dusky, slender hands gripping a large illustrated history of the 8th Air Force and doing her damndest to sink far enough into the chair that she can disappear - a task made harder by the telltale feather peeking over the top. You stump on over, leaning your cane on the edge of the desk, and pull up one of the heavy wooden chairs. The reader doesn't respond, till finally grab the edge of the book and slap it flat against the table.

“Admiral!” Hornet says, trying to sound surprised and failing. “What brings you here?”

“You.”

She smiles, but her feather is quivering ever so slightly. “Weren't you just talking with-”

“Coincidence,” you say firmly. “Ran into Fubuki at the range, she wanted to find him, he happened to be catching up on his history.”

“He came to me asking about it,” she tells you. “He wanted some books that would give him the, uh, 'low-down' fast, he said. I asked the librarian to show him the computers.”

“He seems to be okay with them.”

“Better than me,” Hornet says. “They hurt my eyes after a few minutes.”

>Make small talk, slowly declining to silence - get her to start the Serious Talk first. See what she brings up.
>Thank her for throwing herself at Goto and trying to take all the blame for The Incident.
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
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>>40381760
yes
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>>40381760
Yeah, that's the order.
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>>40381736
>As big as the USS Forrestal
>Only 46 planes

What a giant piece of shit.
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Okay, I need quite a bit of context here. I thought the B1 series of submarines were very successful considering Japanese Torpedos to e very deadly.

Also what was wrong with subs carrying scout planes, while the concept of attacking with it's armament is dumb, wasn't it possible to carry some depth charges or something to that effect like the Kingfisher?

Also I'm not familiar with Japanese aircraft engines, what were wrong with them?
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>>40381736
the shinano doesn't count that's like saying the midway class and Montana class are sisters because they use the same hulls
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>>40381773
>>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
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>>40381773
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.

What's that? Drama?

Why do that when we can

DOOOOOODGE
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>>40381773
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
>Make small talk, slowly declining to silence - get her to start the Serious Talk first. See what she brings up.
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>>40381773
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
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>>40381773
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
She saved our ass there.
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>>40381773
>>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
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>>40381773
>>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
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>>40381773
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
>Make small talk, slowly declining to silence - get her to start the Serious Talk first. See what she brings up.
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>>40381773
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
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>>40381773
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
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>>40381773
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
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>>40381773
>>Make small talk, slowly declining to silence - get her to start the Serious Talk first. See what she brings up.
>>Thank her for throwing herself at Goto and trying to take all the blame for The Incident.
>>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
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>>40381779

From what I understand she was more of a big floating spare parts warehouse if anything.
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>>40381773
>Make small talk, slowly declining to silence - get her to start the Serious Talk first. See what she brings up.

Its what we're here for after all
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>>40381773
>>40381790
this
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>>40381773
>>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
Let's start with a little confidence boost before diving into the hard stuff.
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I bet she's going to start crying. It seems to be the only thing we can do.
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>>40381773
>>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
saved our bacon. all of it.
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>>40381783
Take your stupid elsewhere anon, thanks.

>>40381773
>Make small talk, slowly declining to silence - get her to start the Serious Talk first. See what she brings up.
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>>40381773
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
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>>40381773
>>Make small talk, slowly declining to silence - get her to start the Serious Talk first. See what she brings up.
ahehehe
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>>40381790
>>40381773
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>>40381773
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
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>>40381779
That's what happens when you're lacking in resources, time, manpower and basically everything else.
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>Make small talk, slowly declining to silence - get her to start the Serious Talk first. See what she brings up.
>Thank her for throwing herself at Goto and trying to take all the blame for The Incident.
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
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>>40381779
That was hardly her fault, after the Marinas the Japanese had next to no carrier qualified pilots left.
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>>40381780
>Okay, I need quite a bit of context here. I thought the B1 series of submarines were very successful considering Japanese Torpedos to e very deadly.

They were the most successful of the Japanese sub classes, but Japanese subs were not very successful in general. Here's the skinny: the Japanese treated their submarines as an anti-warship asset for use in support of fleet battles; helping to wear down enemy (expected to be American) forces as they advanced across the Atlantic. Thus they were built fucking huge (almost twice the displacement of a US sub) so they'd be fucking fast on the surface (they cruised at 16 knots, US subs at around 12) and they were equipped with a plane for reconnaissance. Their doctrine and training revolved around attacking warships.

The US had a very different philosophy - use submarines for targeting vulnerable merchant ships. Even with the speed and power of the Long Lance, hitting a warship with torpedoes is fucking hard - and US subs accounted for a surprising number of Japanese warships, whereas the Japanese subs barely sank any US merchantmen. Their focus on anti-warship design resulted in subs that were very big, easy to detect and slow to maneuver underwater, to say nothing of having a shallow diving depth - all things that made them vulnerable to anti-submarine measures, far more than American subs.

It's a big reason their subs never accomplished as much as they could have.
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>>40381773
>>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.

Ahh, the choice between bestowing confidence, and pissing into the wind. gaining information. love me some good info, but I'm not stupid enough to think the vote would win.
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>>40381773
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
segue into
>Make small talk, slowly declining to silence - get her to start the Serious Talk first. See what she brings up.
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>>40381837
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montana-class_battleship there you go anon
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>>40381848
Maybe they should have realized they were beat, then?
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>>40381865
>The US had a very different philosophy - use submarines for targeting vulnerable merchant ships.
Informed by the kerfuckle in the Atlantic, or just a coincidence?
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>>40381875
I know what the Montana-class is anon, and I still think you should remove your stupid from this general area.
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>>40381861
Actually, do to her very poor design, she would of been only able to carry around 50 planes.
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Harder handled that pretty well, he has some drill sarge in him somewhere
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>>40381773
>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
>Make small talk, slowly declining to silence - get her to start the Serious Talk first. See what she brings up.
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>>40381889
Because of this, the entire Montana class was suspended in May 1942, before any of their keels had been laid. In July 1942, the construction of the Montana class was canceled following the Battle of Midway, and the corresponding shift in naval warfare from surface engagements to air supremacy, and, thus, a shift from battleships to aircraft carriers.[7][12] The design for the ship's hull did find life in the Midway-class aircraft carrier. Using the Montana-class's hull design gave the ship enhanced maneuverability over previous air craft carriers.
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>>40381900
You mean DI?
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>>40381780
It's not so much about the Japanese subs themselves as it is Harder trying to come to terms with the loss of so many of his siblings. Remember, he came back four days ago -- for him, this might as well have been last week.
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>>40381886

The Germans started it in World War One and showed the rest of the world just how deadly submarine commerce raiders could be. The US just learned that lesson better than Imperial Japan.

Plus, it's much more glorious to fight and destroy the enemy fleet in HONORABLE DECISIVE BATTLE.
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>>40381875
I hate to break this to you anon, but the Midway class was an enlarged Essex class with an armored flight deck.
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>>40381453
>“The Admiral says we're seeing more and more abyssal submarines now...”
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>>40381925
the midway-class hull is based on the montana's anon or didn't you read the post
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>>40381913
Man, it's too bad that the Midway class carriers didn't got built fast enough. Being able to launch nearly 300 planes with just two carriers would been mind blowing.
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votes called writing etc.
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>>40381952
true it would have been lovely
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>>40381886
More like the kerfuckle in the Atlantic that happened in World War 1.
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Partly ninja'd by planefag, but to amplify on his remarks:

>>40381780
>Also what was wrong with subs carrying scout planes, while the concept of attacking with it's armament is dumb, wasn't it possible to carry some depth charges or something to that effect like the Kingfisher?
Submarines are meant to be compact, covert killers, and the B1 series invested a ridiculous amount of its hull-space in a hangar for a scout-plane - one of the most visible and conspicuous forms of forward recon possible. Even if the Japanese didn't know that radar could track a scout-plane right back to its origin-point (i.e. the sub) and make it into a bloody great bullseye, the chances of running into flak or fighters meant that a scoutplane's returning at all, much less with useful information, was hardly a sure thing.
Basically, making a submarine into a sea-plane carrier is like turning a Ferrari into a camper-van.

>Also I'm not familiar with Japanese aircraft engines, what were wrong with them?
Pretty much everything. Bad metallurgy and lacklustre designs meant they were underpowered, partly because Japan lacked the resources to experiment with better designs and alloys. They had to design most of their planes light and frail because it was the ONLY way to meet their performance targets with the engines they could build - which meant the planes had basically zero ability to absorb battle-damage. With disastrous results, once the Allies figured out how to fight them.
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>>40381895
>The ship's organic air group was intended to consist of 18 Mitsubishi A7M Reppū (Allied reporting name "Sam") fighters (plus two in storage), 18 Aichi B7A Ryusei ("Grace") torpedo-dive bombers (plus two in storage), and 6 Nakajima C6N Saiun ("Myrt") reconnaissance aircraft (plus one in storage).[7] The remainder of the hangar space would have held up to 120 replacement aircraft for other carriers and land bases.[8]

In theory she could be made to hold more planes but she was never meant to be a fleet carrier in first place.
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>>40381947
>More abyssal subs popping up
>Right at the same time Harder pops up
There's no way these two aren't related.
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Battleship Mikasa, reporting for duty!
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>>40381987
> the chances of running into flak or fighters meant that a scoutplane's returning at all, much less with useful information, was hardly a sure thing.

And even if it did, the sub had to surface for a long time to deploy it and take it back on board, making it a literal sitting duck.
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>>40382011
>Also right at the same time that American battleship Abyssals pop up
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>>40381987
I see, when you put it that way that dos make sense but what about the planes like the Raiden or those planes which I can't remember that managed to take out Superfortresses,
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>>40382014
Great-Grandma looks absolutely smashing. She and Kongou should do tea time together some day.
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>>40382025
>but what about the planes like the Raiden
But the Raiden is a heavy cruiser
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>>40382001
So a light carrier and a resupply ship at the same time.
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>>40382025
you mean the Shiden Kai fighters?
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>>40381773
If possible?

>Congratulate her for her performance during the air raid yesterday.
Strikes me that we don't thank the ship-girls anywhere NEAR enough for all they do for us and humanity.

Then:
>Thank her for throwing herself at Goto and trying to take all the blame for The Incident.
Again, she was willing to throw herself onto a mine for Settle. Demonstrating gratitude to your subordinates for their efforts and sacrifices helps build loyalty and morale.

Leading with the courtesies should help put her at ease. THEN we can start prying away at what's bugging her:
>Make small talk, slowly declining to silence - get her to start the Serious Talk first. See what she brings up.


If multi-answers are not acceptable to planefag, then let's just go with a]:
>Make small talk, slowly declining to silence - get her to start the Serious Talk first. See what she brings up.

There's clearly SOMETHING on her mind, and we need her in a good head-space if she's to fight her best.
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>>40382044
Not that one you tool
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>>40382001
>167 aircraft

Hot damn. Still a bit of a poor showing considering the Midway carried almost as many aircraft while being over 20,000 tons lighter
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>>40382063
Vote's over, autist anon. You're too late to save us.
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>>40382011
Presumably whatever is causing the ships to come back is focusing on subs, because it knows how crucial shipping is.

Or maybe it's just cause there's a whole fucking lot of subs out there.
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>>40382057
Yes those. That's what I meant.
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>>40382081
So we should expect SURPRISE SUBS who will ambush our recon force, like how Planefag sprung SURPRISE PRE-DREADNOUGHT BATTLESHIPS on us during our first sortie?
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>>40382025
>>40382057
IIRC, those improved designs stemmed from a combination of German technical assistance, reverse-engineering captured Allied engine-designs, and Japan 'acquiring' the resources to develop better alloys, engines and planes.

>>40382078
... FML.
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>>40382120
It's not a surprise if you know it's coming.

The surprise will come from the modern ships.
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>>40382120
wait did any ships we sent have good ASW
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>>40382141
Are you referring to the recon fleet? Goto sent some destroyers as escorts.
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>>40382019
No the abyssal battleships popped up much earlier than that seeing how the LA battle had to have been several weeks ago.

If we want to trace that US Abyssals rise the same time as normal ships...

If Arizona arose shortly before the transfer.

We might have a rogue Oklahoma sailing around.
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>>40382141
We were sending four destroyers (I think we picked DesDiv 6), two recon cruisers (Tone and Chikuma), and two Aegis destroyers.

>>40382158
>>We might have a rogue Oklahoma sailing around.
>>"WELL, HELLO, SISTER!"
>>"..."
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>>40382081
>Take a look at U-boat losses...
>Wikipedia divided it up into U-boats sunk by depth charge and U-boats sunk by aircraft since the page was so big.
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>>40382173
I strongly doubt it was DesDiv6 given they were right there at the base. The recon fleet is already underway, no?

They'd've mentioned something at least.
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>>40382141
Well the Arleigh-Burke should be able to do rather handily in that role
>>40382158
I think LA was more than a few weeks ago, and it was a torpedo ram I'm pretty sure, and I'm referring to BB-3 and BB-4 from the first thread
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>>40382173
>>40382192
The vice admiral is sending Arleigh Burkes to cover for tone and chikuma. Actual ships!
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>>40382216
Ships that aren't also girls, at any rate
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>>40382120
It wasn't a surprise. Based on the (extremely) thin info we had we guessed it was a cruiser from the turn of the ninteenth century, but we couldn't tell whether it was a protected cruiser or an armored cruiser, which were basically early battleships.
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>>40382232
I think he meant the WW2 battleships that showed up, which were definitely not pre-dreadnought.
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>>40382232
Actually that's an interesting question. WW2 subs would be an absolute joke for modern ASW, have the Abyssal subs been...buffed to modern levels like their pre-dreads and what have you?
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>>40382258
BB-3 and BB-4 were launched before the year 1900, they aren't WWII by a longshot

>>40382264
Well the Abyssal planes were fuzzy on radar, so it probably stands to reason that sonar performance will be degraded to be 'fair' yeah
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>>40382188
U-511 had, like, nearly 800 sisters. The casualties are of course proportionate to their numbers.

...damn. It must be really depressing to be Yuu-chan.

>>40382192
>>I strongly doubt it was DesDiv6 given they were right there at the base. The recon fleet is already underway, no?
Point. So who got sent... oh.

Crix? How far into the future does your CLT snippets reach? Because we might finally get our wishes and see Murakumo in action.

>>40382232
The cruisers were what we expected. The pre-dreads BB-3 (Evil Iowa) and BB-4 (Evil Oregon), who beat up Kongou and made Arizona bleed, came out of nowhere.
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>>40382173
>Arizona gets blown apart and turned into a memorial.
>Oklahoma rolls over and sits there for 2 years and misses the whole war
>Navy eventually raises the ship and write her off for scrapping only for her to sink en-route.

If the Oklahoma is out there, she's not going to say hi to Arizona, she's going to be shooting 14inch shells at her.
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Fun fact, those pre-dreadnought battleships displace a hair more than an Arleigh Burke, ~10,000 tons.

Just goes to show how much modern warships have grown over the years.
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What WAS the deal with Shinano's planes, anyway? I know most of them were supposed to be held "in storage", but why? Were they somehow incapable of storing more in normal condition for some reason? Could they theoretically make some of those planes combat-capable while at sea?
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>>40382327
It was meant as a sort of resupply carrier. Its equipment, cargo, and planes were pretty much all for sending to other carriers to resupply them.
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>>40382327
The ship's organic air group was intended to consist of 18 Mitsubishi A7M Reppū (Allied reporting name "Sam") fighters (plus two in storage), 18 Aichi B7A Ryusei ("Grace") torpedo-dive bombers (plus two in storage), and 6 Nakajima C6N Saiun ("Myrt") reconnaissance aircraft (plus one in storage). The remainder of the hangar space would have held up to 120 replacement aircraft for other carriers and land bases.
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>>40382204
They already knew that BB-2 was out there after LA, that's why they were afraid to try and summon the Iowa.
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>>40382327
Remember, by this time much of the Japanese carrier force was actually carrier conversions of Battleships and Heavy Cruisers. Having a ship to support these would have looked decent on paper.
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“Before you try to sidetrack me with chit-chat,” you say firmly, “I wanted to thank you for saving my life yesterday.”

Hornet's pretty slate-grey eyes widen, her fingers wrinkling the glossy pages of the big picture book as her arms tense. “Uh, I-” she swallows. “I didn't even know you were there,” she says. She looks down at the book - a picture of a burning B-17. “You were behind the dune. I just... fired.”

“Hornet? You saved my life.”

She bites her lip and stares through the desk, saying nothing.

“What's wrong?”

“It... really was just luck,” she says softly. “It shouldn't have mattered.” She looks up at you, eyes crinkling, mouth firm. “Akagi and Kaga should have been covering *you*, not the other way around. They can take a hit. You can't.”
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Yes, yes, but WHY only replacements instead of a full airgroup, and could they actually be repurposed into being a full airgroup or were they permanently stuck with only 40 or so?
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>>40382363
thank her again, pat her head.
flustered hornet?
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>>40382287
>U-511 had, like, nearly 800 sisters.

54, actually. Unless you want to count all the Type IX as her sisters, in which case 193. Type IX boats were larger than the more common Type VII (703 built), designed for greater range and endurance.
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“They *can't,* Hornet. Akagi burned till she sank from just one damn hit. You know that, you were there.”

“They can take it better than you can,” Hornet says fervently, “and that's what they're - we're - supposed to do. You know that. We're warships - its what we do.”

“But-”

“Settle,” Hornet says gently, “It's what we do.”

You scowl. “You're not dis-”

“We're valuable,” Hornet replies, “but we're not irreplaceable.” You remember her the other day, right after the Incident, telling you that we built a lot of carriers, that she was disposable, that she read about it. “Newport News - where I was built - they replaced me with an Essex class. CV-12. I hear she's a museum ship.”

You nod. “I've visited it.”

“Right. Settle, they were launching an Essex class every three months. Every three *months,*” she stresses gently, her pretty grey eyes flat and cold. “A bigger, better ship than I was. Every three months. They produced nine - of *twenty four.*” She closes her book with a weighty WHUMP, the heavy sound punctuating her statement. “And we don't die easy... compared to the Japanese ships, at least. Just look at Franklin.”

“H-”

“I know it's different for them,” she says. “They... they only had a few. And they lost their best at Midway. And now... now they have them back again. But I was never the best - and I was never rare. We've got a lot more coming from where I came from, and... and they don't.”
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>>40382327
You try finding ~120 trained carrier pilots in 1944 Japan.
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>>40382374
oops, posted too early.
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“Horn-!”

“Settle!” she says, smacking the table with one palm to silence you. “Goto - you see how many ships he has?!”

“So?”

“Do you really think he's got time to hold all their hands?” Her slate-grey eyes bore into you mercilessly as Naka's words echo in your head.

>Settle... there's a lot more of us Japanese girls than your American ones. And Goto's been at this for sixteen months. He's had his plate full.”

“That's him and-”

“We have nothing to be ashamed of,” Hornet says quietly. “They'll all come back on their own, sooner or later, without being asked. *You* should know better than anyone.”

You fume at that. “Don't you dare-”

“If she can, then why not CV-12!?” Hornet says pointedly. “Or Enterprise? Saratoga? Lexington? Yorktown? They will. And when they do you won't have time to coddle the failures. I was a burden to my country in my first war, Settle. I'm not going to be that again.” She bows her head, looking down at her clasped hands. “So... please. Just... don't. Don't do this.”


>You feel stunned - what the hell? This is worse than you could have - how does this logic even - you need time to come at this from the right angle, or - or something. You need help.

>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?

>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.
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>>40382367
I would assume it would have to do not only with personnel, but also with launching and spotting procedures for carriers.

You gotta spot your aircraft before you can launch them, and while you're doing that you can't recover aircraft and you're taking up space on your flight deck.

so

-if your flight deck is too small

-if your elevators can't handle too many planes

-if you have no room to recover, service and put back into action active planes

then you really can't host a large airgroup in the first place. All the excess space for holding aircraft would be aircraft that won't be pratical to use in actual launching and recovering.
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>>40382258
Technically Arizona is a World War 1 battleship.
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>>40382327

"Storage" meant "disassembled." Most Japanese planes did not fold up well for storage - the Zero's wings only folded at the halfway point, and the fucking D3A Val only had folding wingtips. Thus it greatly limited the number of planes you could cram in their CV's hangars, and made maneuvering them in and out of the ship a real pain in the ass.

This is because the Japanese were hideously fucking bad at war, engineering, and life.
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>>40382394
>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.
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>>40382363

Judging by their showing at midway, no. they can't take a fucking hit.
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?

Guys, don't try to be big badasses whose lives aren't worth a damn. That tends to make people who like you not be very happy.
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>>40382394
>>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.
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>>40382394
>angry option plz
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>>40382425
Oh who am I kidding, I know you faggots and so does planefag.

RIP
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>>40382422

ikr
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382394
>>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.
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>>40382394
>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382408
So the idea being the aircraft would be assembled below deck, before the being flown off?
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>>40382394
>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.

She can go on about how many carriers the US made in WW2, it doesn't change the fact that they aren't here right now.
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>>40382394
>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.
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>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.

Just because better carriers exist doesn't mean jack shit if they don't bother to crawl out of their hole and help, unlike hornet.
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
Even Enterprise isn't back yet, shipposting aside.
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>Engaging with the 'Who's more inferior' dickwaving contest.

Idiots, we are an admiral, we shouldn't be doing that.
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>>40382394
>>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382438

Also, let me handle Hornet.

I'll have her in fighting shape inside a week. Fucking watch.
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>>40382455
>>40382460
That's not the option to pick, then. Your sentiments fit better with the "angry" option.
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>>40382468
It doesn't matter, because it's ~cool~. /tg/ can't resist the chance to play at being a BAMF.
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>>40382394
>>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.

>dat filename
pf why u give us all these lose-lose choices???
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
fuck it i change my mind lets do this
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>>40382394
Ah, shit. Why, Hornet? Why do you have to make it so difficult?!

Okay. We seem to have hit a nerve with her. It's like Hornet's unable to accept that she really did good.

But compared to her previous appearances (when she acted like a floor mat until Kaga threatened Settle)...

>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382394
>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.
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>>40382394

>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.
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>>40382394
"If I don't then who will? You? I don't see anyone else stepping up to rock the boat."

>Secretary GET
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
Hornet. Hornet, by the gods, stop putting yourself down.
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>>40382394
>>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?

Come on Hornet, you're the Doolittle Raider, your planes helped sink Mikuma and cripple Mogami. You held the line alone in the Solomons for months. You fucked up Shokaku and Chikuma at Santa Cruz.

Even when they came for you your fighters and AA kept fighting... you've got plenty to be proud of.
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>>40382394
>>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.

Getting angry at a traumatised, self-deprecating warship sounds like a horrifically bad idea.
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382394
>you ignored her and went on a date
HEY CHUCKLEFUCK YOU DON'T GET TO PRICKLE YOUR LITTLE DICKLE ABOUT THAT WHEN, AFTER EVERYBODY SAYING WE SHOULD TALK TO HORNET ~WEEKS~ AGO YOU KEEP US FROM DOING IT
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>>40382394
>>>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.

>>40382476
Chieftain He Who Hates gonna teach her some fucking sick nasty ARCHERY buddy?
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>>40382394
Switching votes
Sorta.
Was >>40382492
If combo is possible, combo
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.

If no combo possible, then keep original vote.
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
>>40382522
We're trying to scold her for being so goddamned self-deprecating.
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>You feel stunned - what the hell? This is worse than you could have - how does this logic even - you need time to come at this from the right angle, or - or something. You need help.

Seriously... what the fuck?

Hell for all anyone knows they're already back there and fuming because she shot their planes down!

Also I don't remember any ships being fully retired during the war simply because there was always a use for a ship in war, even if a better one comes along, how many convoys there must be now a days? Hundreds? If we stuck a ship girl on every single convoy we'd still never have enough ship girls to cover the entire pacific.
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>>40382522
And downplaying the worth of our lives again, after she reacted so well to it last time, is such a better idea?
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>>40382522
>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382524
>HEY CHUCKLEFUCK YOU DON'T GET TO PRICKLE YOUR LITTLE DICKLE ABOUT THAT WHEN, AFTER EVERYBODY SAYING WE SHOULD TALK TO HORNET ~WEEKS~ AGO YOU KEEP US FROM DOING IT

I'm sure she'll move on.
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
planefag pls

like we had a choice in the matter
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>>40382011
>>40382081
>More abyssal subs show up
>Harder shows up
There may also be a big upspike in u-boatslut manifestations for the USN and Kriegsmarine. Whatever causes the abyssals to show up seems to be related to how many friendly ships appear. It's hard to tell the overall rate because the USN is fine with having them trickle back in and the Japanese are desperate for any they can find. Not sure what the situation is like for the other large navies of the world like Britain and Germany, we don't hear about them much.

Wouldn't that also mean the rising numbers of abyssal submarines would cause an increase in anti-submarine ship manifestations? This sounds like a job for the canadian navy. I mean really, apart from a literal handful of cruisers (5) and 3 carriers the entire RCN was destroyer sized or smaller and geared specifically for hunting submarines and escorting cargo convoys.

I'm going to do some research and see what I can dig up.
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>>40382394
Hornet maybe the runt of the Yorktown sisters, but come on, actually feeling inferior to CV-2 Lexington? Lexington was as inflammable as the Nips Carriers, hell she was so inflammable she exploded.
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>>40382525

Nope. I'm not a fucking archer. Archery is for dildoes and is mostly outmoded as a fighting form, I have no fucking clue why they came back with bows.

I'm going to help her figure out why the fuck she fights.

If you don't do it first, I fucking me. I have a full fucking plate as is, but fuck it. Heap more on.
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>>40382540
I don't know why I linked that post. Please ignore it.
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>>40382524
>WEEKS AGO

So like last thread?

planefag slow kek kek
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382394
>>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?

"And it was by YOUR OWN will to go out there and defend us. You seem to be putting more importance on the far flung past, and what could have and what should be in the future. Stop short selling yourself like this."
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>>40382476

COULD WE HAVE A SOLUTION THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE YOUR PENIS

IT IS NOT A MAGIC WAND OF TRAUMA DISPELLING
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
>>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.

Combo if possible, if not then just the first one. Also, we had little say in the matter. Goto set us the fuck up
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>>40382571
maybe you could give it a ride

LA wouldn't look so bad afterwards
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>>40382505

delete prior post plox to make counting easier
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
Hornet, stop. Just...just stop.
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>>40382549
So He Who Walks With DevilDogs doesn't have any bow skills passed down from his ancestors? No Corgi spirit animals he can ask for help making Hornet actually good at fighting once she figures she wants too?
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?

So what? So WHAT? So FUCKING what? Didn't do so good last time? Well it's time to GET good. A burden? Let me ask around our undestroyed base and see what they think. And if you're such a failure, such a burden, so much less in FIGHTING SPIRIT HOOYAH HOOYAH than the other carriers...

Then how come they didn't come back first?
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>>40382394
>Other
Stop coddling her and trying to white knight a person who wants to prove their self-worth and make up for their past mistakes.
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Can someone explain to me why all the USN shipgirls are all sad sacks? Seriously. Hornet thinks she's a utterly replaceable, Willie D considers herself a massive fuck up, and Arizona can't even talk.
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>>40382548
At this rate, Hornet's going to find a way to feel inferior to Wasp, Ranger, the light AND escort carriers, and even Langley.

LANGLEY. The USN equivalent of Hoshou AND Taigei. The converted collier-turned-carrier-turned-seaplane-tender. Who got sunk without putting up a fight.
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?

"I don't see Lexington here. Or Sara. Or Yorktown, or Big E, or Ranger, or ANY of the Essexes. Just you."
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>>40382600
>Willie D considers herself a massive fuck up
That's because she is a massive fuck up.
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The answer is to obviously take hornet out on a date as well.
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>>40382600
Well we've been kinda abandoning Hornet to hang out with Japanese shipsluts, which hasn't helped much. Willie D kind of almost sort of killed the president once. Arizona is actually fine, mostly.

None of them are as fucked-up as the entire Sendai class, or several other Japanese ships.
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
>>40382620
That's a terrible idea on so many levels.
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>>40382600
The ships' suffered PTSD so hard they respawned.
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>>40382600
Sammy is happy as all fuck and Harder seems pretty chill when we aren't taking a big "HOWS A LEGIT CONSCIOUSNESS FEEL BUDDY" dump on his chest.
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>>40382571

BULLSHIT IT ISN'T. LOOK HOW-

neverfucking mind.
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>>40382615
EVERY THREAD.

SO MUCH SHIT
SHE DOESN'T DESERVE.
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>>40382524

THAT'S NOT THE SONG I REMEMBER
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>>40382623
>Noted. Hornet chat, next thread!
>Thread 16
>An entire month ago
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In the end Hornet is still a Yorktown and all of the Yorktown kicked ass at one point in time. If there is anything to be proud of there it's that.
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>>40382600
Willie D kinda WAS a fuckup. Arizona blew up in port, and Hornet sank before the war swung inexorably in the US' favor. I imagine that those two are a bit...upset about that
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382394

>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?

Holy shit.

It's an inferiority complex from hell? That outburst sounds like something Willie would rant about if she had more of a spine.

Should make it clear that everyone is to be treated equally regardless of how inferior they think they are.
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>>40382615
Sure, but she DID shell that officer's party.
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>>40382549
>If you don't do it first, I fucking me. I have a full fucking plate as is, but fuck it. Heap more on.

PLEASE, LIST YOUR CHORES FOR THE CLASS.

No seriously list 'em, people don't realize
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>>40382600
To be fair, Harder seems to be doing fine.
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>>40382639

Different anon, I regret nothing.
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>>40382639
spoilers; anon is multiple people

and some of those people become a lot louder when there are waifus to fight over
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Hornet's still got plenty of battle accomplishments- she did more than Lexington or Wasp, anyway.
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>>40382394

>She's got this whole fucking thing backwards. She's got it so bass akwards it's not fucking funny. They mint new Annapolis assholes every goddamn day. Returned warship spirits from the great beyond? Not so much. She needs to get her head out of her ass, wake up and smell the burning oil, god dammit.

Seriously, Hornet is either forgetting or completely disregarding the Doolittle Raid, Midway, and the two month period where she held the Northern approaches to the Solomon Islands and Guadalcanal alone when our other carriers had to repair heavy damage.
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>>40382639
>THAT'S NOT THE SONG I REMEMBER
MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP TOOTING SHOKAKU'S HORN THEN
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
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>>40382639
>>40382643
And then the Naka train happened
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>>40382672
>crying this hard
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>>40382639
11/10 would date again
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>>40382675
Nothing else to do until the next update.
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>>40382675
>Point out someone being wrong on the internet
>'crying'
m8
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>>40382672

It's a circular thing. I call it the waifu-go-round.

Today is not your waifu's day.

Saturday doesn't look good either.
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>>40382394
>>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?
Oh god, if frigging Hornet is this bad, then Shinano is going to have the mother of all inferiority complexes.
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>>40382693
She and Willie D. can cut their wrists together.


And fail miserably at it.
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>>40382691
Nuke them from orbit.

Leave us with Harder and Hate. It's the only way to be sure.
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>>40382626
Hell even if she's been rendered mute from trauma even Arizona is doesn't act as bad as them.

Then again Arizona is most likely just happy she's actually getting to do what she wanted to do all along.
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>>40382600
Because these ships had various misfortunes and a lack of support networks. That and their war careers sort of define them as shipgirls.

Basically for how strong they are they needed something to 'balance' things out.

Arizona got sunk in pearl harbor.
Willie had those misfirings.
Hornet was sunk before the US could get carrier combat down pat.

>>40382623
Don't blame us for the fact Planefag didn't give us an option to talk to her before the date/etc.

>>40382626
Sammy's also slug happy and prone to causing chaos if bored enough.

Harder is very much a mix of angry teenage guy and WW2 values (his dislike of japanese overrode his dick, nuff said). Considering all things he might be the most mentally sound Ship-person among the US forces.

>>40382639
Whatever the case, it's poor form to rub in whatever happened like that.
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>>40382691
>Hornet
>Waifu
m8
I'm just saying you don't get to smug about the situations you've concocted all on your lonesome
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>>40382600
Why don't prescribe the shipgirls antidepressants?
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>>40382693
Or Amagi, or Katsuragi. They never even got to fight.
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>1. U. S. S. HORNET was hit by three bombs, two torpedoes and two dive bombers in "suicide dives" on the morning of 26 October, 1942. Numerous fires were started which were brought under control in about one hour. The two torpedoes produced flooding which resulted in the loss of all power and in a list of 7° to starboard after counterflooding. Two attempts were made, the latter successful, by NORTHAMPTON to take HORNET in tow. During the afternoon, after HORNET had been under tow for one hour, a second attack developed. As a result the tow had to be slipped. In this attack HORNET sustained another torpedo hit, starboard side. In addition, two more bombing attacks occurred resulting in a final bomb hit. The list gradually increased to 18° at which time HORNET was abandoned. Since enemy surface forces were in the vicinity and it was apparent that HORNET would not sink immediately, two destroyers attempted to sink her by torpedoes and gunfire. When last seen she was burning furiously and slowly sinking.
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VOTES CALLED PRETTY GODDAMN SOLIDLY FOR RAAAAGE AGAINST THE MACHINERY SPACES

>>40382707
No I agree I just twist the knife as hard as possible by default.

>>40382711
>giving these girls PILLS

you have made a grave error
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>>40382706
>it's poor form to rub in whatever happened like that

You must be new here.

Because this is literally planefag's entire MO.

Not railroading, you faggots, rubbing shit in anon's face.
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>>40382691
Y'know there are plenty of times i'd wished you would just fuck off with the damn waifu pushing horseshit. You ruin shit with it.
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>>40382691
So you're saying saturday will include a thread?
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>>40382711

Would those even work properly on shipgirls? Or would they only work on the faeries inside the shipgirls?
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>>40382728
PILLS HERE
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>>40382728
>No I agree I just twist the knife as hard as possible by default.
Rude
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>>40382735
>planefag
>delivering
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>>40382728
Then why not prescribe the faeries antidepressants? They crew the shipgirl.
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>>40380707
I did not ask for these feels.
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>>40382732

elaborate
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>>40382741
It's occasionally worth the hype.

If occasionally meant once in fucking never
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>>40382750
I don't think the fairies have anything to do with Hornet's self-loathing.
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>>40382728
And here we go. Time to see if yelling at Hornet works.

>>40382737
Shhh, there's a witch...
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>>40382707
But you do get to act smug when anon voted as hard as possible to date Shoukaku instead of using their own brain to remember to talk to the other gril they pretended they gave a shit about for reasons beyond 'lol when do we waifu this bitch'
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>>40382755
I'm not him, but people are perfectly capable of filling threads with inane nothings and latching onto whores without you stoking the fire. I might not be your 'shitpost-loving' demographic though, so fuck whatever I have to say I guess
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>>40382656

WHICH PARTS.
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>>40382766
Then why doesn't Hornet seek professional help from a psychiatrist if she's depressed?
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>>40382394
>You feel angry. What horseshit. What a bunch of fucking horseshit, she saved your life twice and - what the fuck is she babbling about? She's here. SHE is here, not Lexington, not Saratoga, not CV motherfucking 12, SHE is HERE in the flesh, quite literally in the flesh, what the fuck is she BABBLING about!?

Based image name.
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>>40382774
>Voted as hard as possible
>Like one vote with Sammy and Harder where we were like "Pff there's no way this is a ate oh god it is" and then everything just sort of proceeding along by itself
bro
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>>40382755
K. So let me ask you this, just so i can clarify the thing i though the original SWQ was about versus what it actually was.

All of the secrecy, trying to hide that Young had magic powers, and the "oh gods i cant let them find out i am a gnome" shit that actually made the quest tense and exciting (at least for me), was that actually going anywhere and got utterly ruined by the waifu bullshit or was i imagining things all along?
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>>40382776
The whole point of planefag threads is to watch him stoke the fire to all fuck
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>>40382776
I don't think this is the right quest for you, anon.
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>>40382782
ALL.

Including the bit where it says 'railin' <insert shipgirl name here>
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>>40382796
Ha.

You just misinterpreted it.

That was all just PF taking constant shots at anon's insane batshit paranoia.
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>>40382728
What are you talking about? Why wouldn't it be a good idea to have them go on the pill?
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>>40382785
Did you not read the same quest I did? Remember that shipgirls are super-ultra-mega classified?
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Can we give hornet some Bearcats or Skyraiders to cheer her up? Those things were around at the end of the war. However making them capable of shrinking into arrows is problematic... Oh well if she can fire off full sized fighters then it shouldn't be impossible, maybe.
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>>40382800
>I don't think this is the right quest for you, anon.
Nah man it's definitely the right quest, regardless of the rest of the thread
>>40382796
heh
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>>40382812
Shipsluts can't get pregnant. They're made of metal and magic, it doesn't work.
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>>40382823
SHOKAKU CONFIRMED OVARIES DURING THE DATE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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>>40382823

Rebuttal is obviously: MAGIC.
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>>40381219
>Mormons
>Nuclear family.
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>>40382776
>I'm not him, but people are perfectly capable of filling threads with inane nothings and latching onto whores without you stoking the fire.

Here's how it works:

>Dean Koontz or Stephen King trolls reader endlessly and encourages constant shadowruns

"11/10 RIVETING NON-STOP RIDE OF TENSION AND MORE TENSION AND THE TENSENESS A RUSH A PAGE TURNER BOOK OF THE YEAR"

>Danielle Steele or whoever-the-fuck writes a book where nobody can really tell which dude the vapid bitch MC will end up with

"HEART-WRENCHING DEEP EMOTIONAL PAGE-TURNER OF THE YEAR BESTSELLER LIST HO"

>I stroke anon's shadowruns AND waifuing as hard as possible

"YOU FUCKING GOD DAMNED ASSHOLE WHY CAN'T YOU CUT IT OUT WITH THIS DUMB SHIT!"

It's almost like I get no respect because I blatantly steal horrible IP and write shitty fanfiction about it!
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>>40382804

No, cos see, there's a lot of parts where I was given the task in a closed room by a four star and told "If you breathe word one of what you're supposed to be doing to anyone you'll not only get stripped of everything you ever had and tossed in Leavenworth for the rest of your fucking life, we'll make sure your cellmate sings badly and frequently too."

And there's fucking shit I'm supposed to be doing that I'm not going to talk about because it involves subjects I don't want to fucking talk about.
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>>40382823
pf has indicated that no-one actually knows, since no-one's managed to get with a shipgirl yet.

And they pretty clearly go full fleshy when they're not fighting.
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I don't see why the American shipgirls are so filled with regret. They all gave admirable service during the war.

>One key aspect of Hornet’s legacy is the buying of time for America’s industrial and technological might to gear up and get engaged in the war. Equally important, the Yorktown-class carriers decimated the IJN naval aviation striking forces, eliminating their ability to wage offensive operations, which dramatically changed the tone of the war. After 1942, America and her Allies advanced at their will, while the Japanese had to focus on defending their “empire.”

>Miraculously, not a single soul was lost in this sinking. It was almost as if the ship that had been so unlucky chose to let her crew live. The sage of the USS William D. Porter was over.

>The personnel of the antiaircraft and machine gun batteries on the Arizona lived up to the best traditions of the Navy. I could hear guns firing on the ship long after the boat deck was a mass of flames. I can not single out any one individual who stood out in acts of heroism above the others, as all of the personnel under my supervision conducted themselves with the greatest heroism and bravery.
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>>40382839
Nuclear as in fallout
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>>40382639
We should ask her out again after this whole Hornet thing.
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>>40382816
If shipgirls are super-ultra-mega classified, then why are they allowed off base to fight Abyssals?
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>>40382840
Well uh, the main difference is obvious.

>Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Danielle Steele
All write self contained novels. They're released when they're done, with some sequel bait at the end.

>you
write serial fanfiction on the internet.
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>>40382840
I don't give a fuck. Keep on trucking fap angel. This shit is what i drink to.
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>>40382639
You lying faggot, I don't remember any option to talk to Hornet.
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>>40382859
>write serial fanfiction on the internet.

Right! It's shit!

SPEAKING OF, STILL WRITING, HUSH GUYS
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>>40382843
Then list the parts you can~

>>40382847
That. Thats probably why these girls came back first. They gave all they could and then some. Even from beyond the grave, they still serve.
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>>40382843
So what you do can be summed up as 'Fuck' and 'All'?
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>>40382840
>It's almost like I get no respect because I blatantly steal horrible IP and write shitty fanfiction about it!

Or more likely, they get far more shit thrown at them than you, but their publishers deal with it all.
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>>40382859
>the joke

---------------------

>your head


Did you not even read the last line? seriously? how blatant does PF need to make it for you to figure shit out?
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>>40382859
This is actually a good point. When you read a book you have 100% certainty that any twists aren't done because the writer is fucking with what you thought about an earlier chapter
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>>40382857
Because fighting Abyssal is their job?
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>>40382868
I was more referring to the fact that your fans can't just turn the page to see how the story goes, but I guess that works too.
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>>40382847
We all, uh, died, you know.
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>>40382840
>>It's almost like I get no respect because I blatantly steal horrible IP and write shitty fanfiction about it!

You're on 4chan, Planefag. Expecting respect from this community is a futile endeavor.

Admiration, yes. Respect? No, we'll never let you live down the toilet Glock incident.
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>>40382847
Thank you.

Willie D may have done some serious property damage, but she was hell in combat, and in all the stories, sources, and jokes I've read about he, not once is even an injury of anyone mentioned. Yeah, she caused property damage, but noone ever got hurt from any friendly fire or other shenanigans of the William D. Porter.

She was a damn good ship, and anon gives her too much shit for her record.
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>>40382893
Does it really count as an incident if it's an ongoing fact of his life?
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>>40382840
Here is the fucking thing though, up until the gods damned basement scene you were doing great, i could even tolerate the waifufag bullshit coming from the players because it was very fucking interesting due to the fact that, at the time, i thought that in order to get said waifu anon would have had to change the world, (ie get the witches to allow for male magic to not be a KoS offense anymore. Hell i even remember the side-story, back when i even cared to read those, had that guy join a secret cabal of male magic users whom were high up inb the Navy and had figured out what they were without tipping off the Witch covens to their existence. It was GREAT.

Then you dropped all of that and deciude to made SWQ nothing but 3-5 threads a night of nothing but
>YOUR WAIFU A SHIT!!!!
>NO YOUR WAIFU A SLUT!!!!
>repeat ad-infinitum.
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>>40382893
what was that?
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>>40382840
Also you have several audiences here, anon is not the same person, blah blah blah.
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>>40382904
Trudefags still cry themselves to sleep because their waifu was the last a shit, and was not chosen.
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>>40382904
It's nice that you imagined a much better story in your head. I do the same thing sometimes.

Just be glad planefag broke the illusion early for you. Otherwise you might've been actually invested!
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>>40382904
You fell for the trude/minna hook line and sinker didn't you
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>>40382852
Agree. We should get more intimate with Shokaku. FOR SCIENCE. No, really. For science. So many things about shipgirls are unknown by regular people. But Shokaku KNOWS. By getting closeer to her, getting her to open up to us, we could learn their secrets, maybe even find ways to make their lives better.

There is need for a second date.
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>>40382904
I wasn't around back then but it sounds like you internalized Young's paranoioa which is not a good thing
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>>40382904
Well considering that Young ended up with at least 12 children We were the slut anon, we were the slut all along.
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>>40382902
A PROLONGED incident, then.

>>40382905
Planefag revealed he keeps a Glocknade in his toilet to fend off his yandere sister. Things... snowballed from there.
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>>40382929
no this will not become waifu quest anon
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>>40382852
No.
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>>40382938
No, he revealed he has a shower knife for his sister
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>>40382933

It was 13. The Matron London wasn't sure, remember.
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>>40382945
>not become waifu quest
anon

anon pls

you best start believing in waifu quests

you're in one
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>>40382859
You forgot one other difference between Planefag and them Anon
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Toilet Glock Quest when
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>>40382893
I still haven't forgiven him for thinking the Edmund Fitzgerald was around in 1944
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>>40382920
Dude i dont care about the fucking waifus. I never did. I liked the story when it had element of Young falling for the WORST possible person for him to fall in love with, while at the same time being in probably the BEST possible position to change all of that, (ie we are in a war with horrible aliens and shit why are you witch still persectuing male mages and shit? That dumb recruit them.) and the trails and tribulations for that to happen. You could have had Young have like 10000 kids for all i give a fucking shit, with whomever. I was just there because that's where i thought the quest was heading. And i though it was really fucking neato.
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>>40382938
>>40382950
So, uh, do you have a link to this?
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>>40382969
>why are you witch still persectuing male mages and shit?
YOUNG'S PARANOIA IS NOT A REFLECTION OF REALITY
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I just had a thought. Settle was a DDG captain yes? If said DDG comes back will there be a mini fairy settle inside?
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>>40382985
The way he wrote it, i though that's where we were going with it.
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>>40382990
Well, you thought wrong.
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>>40382969
>why are you witch still persectuing male mages and shit
So are you complaining that it DIDN'T turn out like this? I'm really confused here. They weren't persecuting them. The only thing they did was try to keep it mildly hush-hush
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>>40382969

Because I'm too lazy to retype, different anon here than the original poster of this one:
>>40382878

But same anon who made the fucking joke
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>>40382945
Didn't say make her a waifu, said get intimate with her. Form an actual relationship. Give and Take. Mutual communication, understanding. Trust. Honesty. Doesn't look to me like ANYONE ANYWHERE has tried this with ANY shipgirl. Seems like it might be a good idea to do it. There are questions that need answering, and unless we decide to advocate "dismantling" one of the girls, there is no other way to find out.
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>40382989
Rolling for SAN loss
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>>40382989
No, because Settle isn't dead yet. Duh.
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>>40382996
>our face when
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>>40382996
well shit.
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>>40382996
That roll basically sums up how we've been handling Settle so far, I think
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>>40382995
I guess the regular japs must have been too terrified to try.

And anyone whos eager to try something like that must have something wrong with their heads and thus needs to be evaluated before letting them close.

Catch-22.
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>>40382904
...yeah, you pretty much imagined any sort of actual tension there.

Like holy shit how was in not obvious to you that Young was basically a giant fucking expy for anon's paranoia?
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>>40382950
He has both.
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>>40382992
No what im saying is that i was dissapointed that that wasnt the reality of the situation and it was up to
>Young
of all people in the world to fix shit and make the persecutions stop and shit. And all of the things that would have happened to do so.

>>40382991
Gee why in the fuck would the QM put the scenes about the paranoia into his quest, taking up precious quest posts and effort, only to fucking drop it on a fucking dime because WAIFUS? What in the fuck would ever make me think that it was a fucking thing? Gee i wonder.
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>>40383044
Onii-chan, I'm here for your dick~!

Oh god, fuck you i have a knife and a glock in here you pervert, close the damn doorrrrrr fuckkkkkk
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>>40383052
>Gee why in the fuck would the QM put the scenes about the paranoia into his quest

Because people like you are hilarious to watch trip over yourselves in a panic.
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>>40383052
He didn't drop it because of WAIFUS, he dropped it because the joke had worn out and it wasn't good to keep beating it like a dead horse.

A joke you alone seem to have completely missed.
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>>40383033
The Minna/Young romance was my favorite part of SWQ. Planefag did a great job the whole way through. Fuck the haters.
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>>40383052
>why in the fuck would the QM put the scenes about the paranoia into his quest, taking up precious quest posts and effort
To show that Young is not remotely of sound mind?
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>>40383052
Because the paranoia was stupid, and you're so self-absorbed in thinking that it was a great idea, that you couldn't see how stupid it was.
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>>40383064
>A joke you alone seem to have completely missed

I was there when the curtain fell. I assure you, this anon is not the only one who had been fooled.
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>>40383078
Well he's the only one *here* who's whinging. So whatever.
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>>40382938
>his yandere sister

FUCK YOU CAPTCHA, NONE OF THOSE ARE ICE CREAM!!!
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>>40383103

Well shit does look like soft serve....

The fucking things i have to click...
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>>40383103
tl;dr his sister is crazy and wants her onii-sama's attention and figures the best way to do that is to do completely insane shit like threaten him with a live shotgun, and so on.
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>>40383118
it told me to pick FOOD
and had a single frosted mint leaf on a spoon

I didn't know if that counted
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>>40383067
That is true even if the initial logic for going after her amounted to "tsundere". I still dislike the initial logic but not the outcome.

That being said, I'd flip 5 tables if people went after Kaga in this with similar logic.
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>>40383137
mine thought poo was ice cream.
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>>40383132
Why doesn't he just give her the D though?
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>>40383132
never before this moment did I know why I had this image saved

It has been given purpose
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>>40383143
>minna was an ass and struck young
>kaga was an ass and struck young
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>>40383137
>>40383118
>>40383103

EVEN CAPTCHA IS GETTING TIRED AND BRAINDYING.

>>40382868
FINISH THE THREAD SO WE CAN SLEEEEP. IT'S PAST 5. YOU'VE PROVED YOUR POINT.
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>>40383118
>>40383146
I just had to click on coffee.
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>>40383146
It was probably Mämmi
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>>40383052
The thing is, Young never saw any of that persecution firsthand. Conrad claimed it would happen if any witch found out about his powers, but without proof. So it's all anon's fault for buying into the old man's warning.
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>>40383160
He's going to die before he can finish this update.

It's all your fault, anon. Why did you challenge him?
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>>40383143
As I recall, the original logic was "lets suck up to the CO so we don't get our ass cashiered" and things snowballed from there.
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>>40383151
Why doesn't he just pay debts?
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>>40383160
>FINISH THE THREAD SO WE CAN SLEEEEP. IT'S PAST 5. YOU'VE PROVED YOUR POINT.
Don't be such a pussy, anon. It's not like going without sleep for a single 24-hour cycle will kill you.
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>>40383026
It's a girl that if you blow up can level your house with a 5 inch cannon and most likely get away with it legally.

It'd be like... like dating a Witch...

..
..
..
..
Fuck
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>>40383102
Its like you seem to think i like have what got me invested in something turn out to be fucking nothing all along. Of course im still mildly pissed about it. But ok then, never mind what i said.

>>40383067
It was alright, i just wish it didnt take 3-5threads a night of 1000+ posts of waifu shit-flinging to actually get to the relationship part.
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A flash of frustration burns through you, swiftly boiling towards anger. There's something rotten and twisted and wrong at the core of Hornet's thinking, but you don't have the time or the patience or the inclination to work through it becuase your patience is at an end. You feel that ire rising, that fucking wrath that makes the veins pulse in your neck, the one that's always accompanied by a terrified, white-faced look from the sailor who's ass you are about to chew like MRE bubblegum.

“What the fuck are you babbling about!?” you snap. You notice heads turning on the other side of the library and you don't give a damn. “It wasn't fucking Saratoga that saved my fucking life yesterday. It wasn't fucking Enterprise and it wasn't CV-mother-fucking-TWELVE!” Hornet scoots back in her chair a bit, her eyes wide with astonishment. “And it wasn't Akagi or Kaga that got the CAP up that saved all our fucking lives yesterday, because they were still busy spotting their perfect massed overwhelming attack instead of getting planes off the deck as fast as fucking possible. If I remember right that's how you pushed Shoukaku's shit in at Santa Cruz, isn't it?”

Hornet's mouth opens and closes like a fish, her feather quivering with her body.
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“And you would've survived, if they'd had the balls to fight a surface action to defend you. Instead they abandoned you and left you burning and - YOU were a burden? What the *fuck!?*”

“I-”

“Shut up,” you snap. “I've listened to this fucking bullshit my whole career. People who let best become the enemy of good. A missile in the fucking magazine is worth twenty in the goddamn storehouse. You know why I survived LA? It wasn't the fucking ship. I never would've lasted long enough for that. It was the Harpoons.”

“Wh-wha-”

“Harpoons. Old anti-ship missile, obsolete as hell. Only reason the Higgins had them was because she's old as hell, too. Newer ones don't even have those. Navy decided they'd just wait for two fucking decades, let our 'primary surface combatants' go without a missile for shooting at fucking surface combatants, make us CV handmaidens. Waiting for the new Long Range Anti-Ship Missile. I got really lucky - I got to pick up a few from the first run not a day before things went to hell. That wouldn't have been enough. Not nearly enough. If it weren't for those eight obsolete Harpoons, I'd be fucking DEAD right now!”

Hornet is hugging herself defensively, staring up at you wide-eyed - when did you stand up? Fuck it. “Everyone else - New York, San Diego - you know what they had to fight with? A few of them had the latest, greatest weapon, all the bells and whistles. A few of the Flight I ships had their Harpoons. A few had more then three or four LSRAMs, because they were shiny and new and didn't even have Harpoons. And everyone else? Everyone else had RIM-66s, RIM-162s and THEIR OWN LIMP DICKS!”
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>>40383190
>>40383199
It was the wrong decision.

We should've fired our sidearm into the ceiling and started yelling.
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“Ah - I-”

“So do NOT give me any fucking bullshit about what we might get tomorrow or the next day. You're all I have. You're the missile in my goddamned magazine. You came, they didn't. You stepped up, they didn't. You got CAP in the air in time to save my fucking life and *NOBODY ELSE DID.* I've got enough fucking problems with Willie and Naka and ACTUAL INCOMPETENTS to take any extra shit from your neurotic BULLSHIT!”

“Ah-ah-ah-”

“UNFUCK YOURSELF, SAILOR!” you snarl, and Hornet pops out of her chair at automatic attention, every fiber of her body jittering and vibrating in - something.

You tug your cap down low over your eyes and almost go limping out without your cane. You snatch it off the table and limp out anyway, carrying it like a bat in case the librarian gives you a stink-eye. He wisely declines to do so.

You manage to make it out of the library when your phone begins ringing - probably that emergency text from earlier.

>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
>Whoever it is can damn well fucking go through the chain of fucking command for a fucking change god DAMMIT!
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>>40383171
Sound logic, after all we were supposed to live there for the whole war.

Then Minna had to be all cute an shit and one consultation to Sakamobro later, stuff happened.

Also stupid sexy CO legs.
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>>40383203
>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
Can't make it any worse.
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>>40383203
>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40383203
>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
Woof. That could have gone worse, it could have gone better but I think it went alright
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>>40383203
>>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40383067
The Truth: This one speaks it. It was a very well developed and presented romance. Never felt forced or artificial.
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>>40383203

>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.

RAGE
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>>40383203
>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40383203
>>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40383203
>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40383203
>>Whoever it is can damn well fucking go through the chain of fucking command for a fucking change god DAMMIT!
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>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40383203
>>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40383203
>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40382893
>expecting

woah. woooah. wooooooaaah there, buddy. I'm a fucking faggot asshole, not delusional.
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>>40383203
>>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40383203
>>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40383203
>>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40382904
>Then you dropped all of that and deciude to made SWQ nothing but 3-5 threads a night of nothing but

... this was *my* fault?

Unironically: fuck you!
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>>40383203

>>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.

LET'S DO THIS
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>>40383203
>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40383203
>Hornet's face when

>>40382893
The Porcelain Carry is still underway, so it's not really something he can "live down" yet anyway.
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>>40383179
I have classes in the morning.would have pic related, but can't find and don't wanna search.

>>40383169
I didn't challenge him, but I know he's been challenged and I want it to end.
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>>40383203
>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
The Japanese Public Security Intelligence Agency had better be killing Yakuza left and right by now.
Makes me wish they'd get the old mission statement of the Bureau for Arson, Theft, and Gambling from the Edo Period.
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>>40383244
Point made. I retract my mistaken statement claiming you expected anything.

...we're still not letting you get away scot free, though.
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>>40383203
>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40383268
>I didn't challenge him, but I know he's been challenged and I want it to end.

One more quick update to cap the night, and then some more TORPEDOSLUTS as an epilogue. Night night~
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>>40383257
Remember Deme. 156 Shipgirls and COUNTING.

Now go get your TOILET GLOCK and SHOWER KNIFE.
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So what do my fellow anons think?

Why the difference in how we treat willie and hornet when both have inner insecurities on how well they do their jobs?
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>>40383274
>toilet glock
>Scot free

Should be careful what lines you ply around here.
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>>40383290
Willie doesn't whine about her own perceived incompetence.
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>>40383257
You are the one whom wrote the scene dispelling all of that are you not? Oh but of course fuck me. How could i have been so wrong, you know it was the QM whom included "the joke" and wrote whole posts for it, making me think it had something to it and piquing my interest and all. Then just fucking dropping it at the turn of a hat.

Never i mind i guess.
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>>40383281
>Planefag
>quick
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>>40383290
Because Hornet did her job really damn well during that air attack? She's complaining about being worthless when she is anything but and has proven it. Willie, bless her heart (or iunno, main pump room), hasn't done much yet. She'll probably get better once she gets to actually do rangefinding
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>>40383290
Because they're different sorts of people with different kinds of insecurity?
Willie thinks she can't do anything right at all because she fucked up in life. She hasn't gotten to the point of realizing her skills.
Hornet is is aware of her capabilities, but is stuck on how others have outperformed her, and how she was outmatched by events out of her control.
Our handling of them both in this thread seems appropriate enough to me
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>>40383290
Willie fucks up a lot.

Hornet doesn't, but complains anyway.

Therefore, Willie is moe, Hornet is just a whiner.
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>>40383290
I guess we feel that Willie D's issues are more legitimate. Although if she keeps persisting about it I feel we'd get annoyed.
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>>40383296
My use of that term was not intentional. But I'll take what accidental puns I can get.
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Someone get this archived, I need to crash.
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>>40383336
>get annoyed at Willie D
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>>40383103
Least you're not using the old Captcha. It's gone back to the blurry words that are half inverted and jumbled together.
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>>40383308

Willie knows she's a complete fuckup.

SHE TRIED TO KILL THE PRESIDENT. YOU CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT.

Hornet did her job damn well and should have taken pride in that, but all she read is that they were cranking out more of her kind in 3 months and she thinks she's replacable? FUCK THAT. EVEN HER FAIRIES ARE TIRED OF HER SHIT. THEY SHOULD MANIFEST AND START BITCHSLAPPING HER.
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Is it possible to unfuck hornet with naval aircraft from 45? Hell have her a book on carrier ops! We can even have her to watch WW2 documentaries on carriers to make her better tactic wise. After that she will have no reason to complain since her specs are on par with her sisters already.
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>>40383351
Oh, rest assured, I know your pun was accidental. Mine, though? Mine are calculated.

Keep feeding me ammo.

I'm on a roll.
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>>40383203
>Sure, I'm in a good mood to chew the shit out of something.
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>>40383369
>SHE TRIED TO KILL THE PRESIDENT. YOU CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT.
>TRIED

YOU, MY FRIEND, HAVE SOME PRETTY WEIRD DEFINITIONS FOR TRYING
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>>40383370
She also needs to get a refit like her sister Enterprise did in 1943. All those AA guns and advance radar/fire control would make Hornet easily more valuable than any IJN carrier.
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>>40383362
Got it, I think
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You let the phone ring for a bit as you try to cool off - but you don't really feel like it. Hornet deserved that. She really did. Hornet's not like Shoukaku, not miss-dress-up, miss-tender-hand-clasping. Hornet is a warrior born; this much you've seen. She's not graceful or skilled - just swift and relentless. She ought to know better than anyone the value of an arrow in the quiver, and worse - she had to put her foot right on the sore spot, and she knows, you KNOW she knows about LA, she talks to people, she reads, she's not a sealed-up enigma like Arizona. She was abandoned and left to die by her own people, who refused to fight to save a precious commodity - a fleet carrier. You only lived because of a CIC full of geniuses who figured out in mere minutes how to use unsuitable weapons against an unexpected, unfathomable foe at the most unlikely range possible... and eight Harpoon missiles. The age of your old ship worked for you, never against. She held together though stormed at by shot and shell; weapons she was never designed to survive - but did anyway. You owe your crew - and your entire crew owes that sturdy old hull.

Men fail their ships. Never the other way around. And for some reason, Hornet acting like it's all on her just pisses you off in a way you can't quite comprehend. So instead, you slide your phone out of your pocket and snarl into it, after confirming the incoming number is the one from the e-mail.
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>>40383281
And for those of you who stuck it out this late, this'll be a double feature. The next piece of Nakatime will be going up as well. I imagine most of you will be in bed after Deme's final post, but it'll be in the archive waiting for you.
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“Settle. This had better be good.”

“YOU!”

“YES, ME, WHO THE FUCK!?”

“Wainwright,” he says quickly, rushed for breath. “Goddamn you, something fucking bad happened last night.”

“It can't possibly be-”

“Naka dropped a fucking 5-inch shell on a Yakuza's goddamn foot.”

The world ceases to spin on its axis, but pesky inertia keeps your head going round and round for a long queasy moment. “What.”

“A fucking Yakuza walked into this base - into the infirmary - and threatened her to her goddamned face.”

You groan miserably. “This is really, really fucking bad.”

“No shit. Yakuza? We need to-”

“No. You don't get it. The bad part is, she hurt him.”

“He had it coming!”

“No, no, it's - Hate. He's going to sulk like a wet cat. God DAMN.”
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>>40383257
hey planefag can we refit our ships
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>>40383316
>How could i have been so wrong, you know it was the QM whom included "the joke" and wrote whole posts for it, making me think it had something to it and piquing my interest and all. Then just fucking dropping it at the turn of a hat.

What the hell are you going on about? Trude route? Or pillowfort? What?
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>>40383409
Holy shit it was actually fast.
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>>40383416
>>40383420
aw sheit
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>>40383432
The pillowfort. But at this point it doesn't matter anymore.
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>>40383416
You're the best, Naka-chan!
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>>40383432
Pillowfort was hilarious! Poor Zuchini.
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>>40383451
God, you are just an insufferable asshole.
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>>40383316
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>>40383420
Why not just hold him under war rules? Loose lips sink ships and all that. We're in a war here, man!
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>>40383420
>“No, no, it's - Hate. He's going to sulk like a wet cat. God DAMN.”

He finally gets a target which could almost fight back, and she had to kill steal.

He's going to be so sad.
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>>40383416
Relieved that Fubuki didn't want Harder to torpedo her below the waterline?
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>>40383316

Oh, he included the pillowfort alright.

[spoilers]There were no survivors.[/spoilers]
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>>40383451
>The pillowfort.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I GUESS YOU HAVE A POINT THEN, BECAUSE I AM

STILL

NOT

FUCKING

SORRY

kk folks, thats it for me tonight! Now stand by for the next installment of NAKATIME, and then I will post Crix's next installment of TORPEDO SLUTS!

he doesn't call it that. But I do. Heh.
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>>40383432
The basement scene.
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>>40383480
IT'S STILL TEN MINUTES FROM 5 AM YOU BASTARD!

YOU GIVING UP TEN MINUTES FROM THE FINISH LINE?
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>>40383490
WHERE YOU ARE
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>>40383481
What was wrong about the basement scene
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>>40383480
Cheers boss
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>>40383469
I'm more relieved we still have a library.

>>40383480
Thank you, thank you! Please stand by!
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>>40383424
our 'shipyard' is a tin shed with a couple of repairmen and some hand tools. even if we play the A-team theme things might not go well.
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>>40383480
YOU SON OF A BITCH I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
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>>40383424
Yes. We will soon introduce... optoins, for that, as well. Some of them are comical.

Some of them are... not so comical.
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>>40383500
Preemptive thankings for the run! I'll read it from the archive in the morning, but I actually have classes tomorrow to pay SOME attention to!

Night suckers
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>>40383495
Pretty sure ive bitched about what was wrong with it up thread. But once more, for you.
>PF writes in paranoia, that i was apperently lead on by, as a joke.
>I am lead on by it. Then he drops it on it heads and it left me bitter.
Of course its literally years later so it doesnt matter anymore.
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Bored.

Bored, bored, bored, bored, fucking bored.

You kick out the bedsheets from off yourself and drag your body back upright, unable to lie in bed a minute longer. Easing yourself onto your feet, you trudge back out to make the same short, miserable circuit of the medical ward you have every ten minutes for the last six hours. Maybe this time you'll find something to do, you joke bitterly to yourself. Again.

Like Akagi returning to the fridge ten times an hour and coming up empty, you begin your repeat tour of the boring land of linens and antiseptic. It's maybe 8 at night, not that you can keep time worth a damn here, and Wainwright left an hour ago, so you can't even pass the time glowering at him.

You keep thinking back to that music he was playing. What was it? You stalk over to the radio, check the radio dial--no, that's the emergency news--and then, after a moment, you pop the CD cover. No, nothing in there. Wait. In here...?

Bingo. You examine the casette--a fucking casette, seriously?--and turn it over in your hands--battered, beaten, the magnetic tape half-slack, but working. Reminds you of Settle, heh. You turn it over and examine the name on the peeling white label--written by hand, no less--and fumble the Black Flag tape back into its slot and hit play.

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>>40383490
>it's 0550
LET ME SLEEP YOU COCKSMITH. ASK FOR NO MORE
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>>40383407
Nah, you fucked it up right proper.
I kid, you did good.
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>>40383525
>Some of them are comical.
YOUZ CAN NEVA 'AVE NUFF DAKA YA GIT!
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>>40383525
Don't you literally consume ships to modernize other ships in the game
Please no. That isn't a comical 'pls no', this is a genuine plea
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>>40383544

Those ships are consumed... IN BED.
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>>40383528
So basically, you're an annoying little shit. Glad that's been cleared up.
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>>40383420

She did WHAT.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. CHRIST ON A BLACK CROSS. THE ONE FUCKING TIME-

GOD FUCK EVERYTHING.
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>>40383490
We still have two more hours to go fuckers.
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>>40383531
"The hell? You're still awake?" Wainwright's voice makes you look up. "And... listening to my music?"

You nod enthusiastically. "Third time through. Did you make this tape yourself?"

"Uh... yeah, like, way back. I, uh--three times?"

You turn back to the tape player ("anger, coffee, feeding me") and hit pause. "Yeah. I've been sitting here for ... um, I dunno, how long's the tape?"

"Like 70 minutes."

"So a bit more than three hours--ow." You try to stand and find your knees wobble in protest. "I was sitting there a long time, heh."

Wainwright shakes his head. "You are fuckin' bizarre, girly."

"I can't help it! It's just so-- So--" you frown and pause. "Wainwright, can I ask you something? Why are Americans so ... angry?"

He puts his hands up. "Hey, I can't speak for anyone but me. Sure as hell not for what someone was singing about fuckin'... thirty years ago now, Jesus."

You scowl. "Come on, I mean in general. All this tape's like this."

Wain shrugs. "I dunno. Lots of lost, angry kids. No real direction, nowhere to go. People in power being fuckups, that's never changed. A lot of 'em have a lot of issues they don't have anyplace to vent. Lost generation stuff, you know?"

You squint at the tape player, trying to make that click. "...No. Really?"

"What, you can't see it?"

"I don't know. I know my 1944's showing, but... America's got it all. Had it back then, too. I don't get how you'd want for anything."

"That's kind of the problem, you know?" he shrugs. "I grew up broke as shit, but in college I had some rich friends. They'd go and fuck themselves up every weekend because they had nothing to really..." He fishes for a word. "Test themselves against."

"Huh. Seriously?"

"Yeah, man. I dunno if you'd get it. It's gotta be different, knowing you were... built for something."

"I guess so," you admit. "Though..." You catch yourself before you say too much.
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>>40382904
You do realize that he might actually have changed the world?

Face it even if Male magic had been a KOS order after all the stuff young did the witches wouldn't be able to fucking touch him.

Hell if you really want to go down the rabbit hole, sticking Young and the other Gnomes in with the witches could have been a subtle implication to make people realize that Men are wizards too.

Maybe the brass was trolling the witches all along and we were just along for the ride? How's that for some head canon?
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>>40383554
>CHRIST ON A BLACK CROSS.
What does that even mean?
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>>40383401
I always wondered, did any Japanese carrier come even close to the specs that the refit CV-6 Enterprise had?
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>>40383554

Cheer up hate.

There is still. the. interrogation.

And who better than to leave it to, than a marine?
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>>40383544

That's not the comical option, silly!
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>>40383560
"Though...?"

You shake your head. "Tell you later." You go to hit play again, and Wain actually laughs.

"You know, that's some of my oldest shit you're listening to. I just kinda popped that back in on a whim, wasn't even sure it'd still work."

"Audio quality's a bit low, but that almost adds to it." You grin, but-- "...Wait, did you say 'oldest?' Is there more?!"

"A whole pissed-off childhood's worth, yeah," he says, grinning back. "Got a whole box of CDs and shit I could let you go through."

Your long-simmering sulk over being confined to medical is completely forgotten. You just want to hear more of all of this shit. "Would you?!"

"Tell you what," he says. "It's some of my history, so give me some of yours in return. Been meaning to try to make some records on you. Might help me figure you out more," he says flatly.

"Um..." you glance back at the stereo, then over to Wainwright, taking a seat on your bed. "What do you want to know?"

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>>40383567
The fact that Enterprise could launch night operations made her far superior to any IJN carrier ever built.
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>>40383575

So, Naka, do you know who Andrew WK is?
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>>40383575
How about your little friend who visits every day, he'd wanted to know.

You met Jintsuu four months after you were summoned.

By then, you'd had time to practice. You weren't the slippery little fuckup you were when you first returned--when you first sortied. Night after night of watching dance videos on youtube, trying to learn how to move legs instead of rudders. It worked. Lots of tripping and stumbling and cracking your knees, but in about two months of sleeping every third day, you were more graceful than most humans can manage, and far, far less likely to trip and fuck things up any worse than most of the living ships.

They sent you--specifically you, for the first time--to go and meet her. You couldn't shake the feeling that they were looking for an excuse to take you off the front line for a while, and even still you hold on to some of that doubt. But you had orders, so you went.

She was your first friend. And another ship of your own class. Unlike you, though, she had chosen to come back. You got along instantly. Famously. And, for once, you were sure you helped somebody. Jintsuu needed someone. Like you--like most of the ships--she had a rocky start. She reminded you of... you, really. It was a bit uncomfortable, remembering your own awkwardness after working so hard to overcome it.
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>>40383572
Dammit fap angel.
I don't want to feel. But I will if I must
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>>40383563
Ok so say i use whatever headcanon i wanted. Alright ill give you. It still didnt stop what the threads turned into, ruining the quest and making it miserable to sit through. Also the fact that it never went anywhere visibly and i have to make something like that headcanon it fucking laughable at best. Hell it throws away what might have been awesome.

But then the key word there is
>MIGHT HAVE BEEN
because its long in the past and does not matter anymore.
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>>40383588
She developed an attachment to you. You always felt uneasy about it--like you were just waiting to let her down (like you did with the air raid, genius), but you couldn't bring yourself to try to drive her away. It was ... good to have a friend. Someone to talk to, someone who understood. She was always kind and polite, even when she was unsure of herself. You've only ever seen her get angry two or three times, but you've never--ever--known her to back down from intimidation. She's glared down battleships. But mostly, she's just been... quiet. Happy enough to spend time with you, smile when she sees your face.

You really don't do enough for her. And you still can't help treating her a little like your junior, even now. You developed something of a habit of looking out for her.

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So guys, do you know where we can hire some of those spook ships?
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>>40383603
Sure enough, Wain delivers. He sits on the bed beside you, tossing CDs from the box onto a growing pile by your feet.

"Fugazi, Minor Threat, those are a bit later...here we go, Dead Kennedys, Murder Junkies... Where's my 90s pile? Here we go, Rancid, Bikini Kills, Choking Victim, Degeneration X..."

You giggle. "Wow, these fucking names. Here's a normal one. 'Green Day?'"

He looks up from sorting. "What's the name on that?"

"Nimrod."

"Okay, keep it, that's when they were still good. Here's Dookie, too. Where was I--oh right, here's Anal Cunt--"

You choke. "What, really?"

Wain just cackles. "Yep. Choking Victim, and then is this--yep, rubberbanded it to Leftover Crack, here you go. Cock Sparrer--"

That finally does it, makes you burst out laughing.

"What, you made it through Anal Cunt but not Cock Sparrer?"

"No, no, it's just--that reminds me of--" you wheeze. "Actually, yeah. Yeah. Wainwright, you came in on Settle's boat, yeah?"

"No, but the same group. Why?"

"I answered your questions, I've got some of my own," you tell him, pulling yourself back upright, hands wrapped around your ankles. "I want you to tell me about Harder."

"Harder? Really? All I really know about the guy is from the briefings on all the returned ships they made everyone sit through, why?"

"Because he keeps following me around base muttering about shoving a torpedo up my ass, and then he turns green and fucking flies out of the room if I turn around, wink, and ask him if it's a promise."

He snorts. "Okay, that one's easy."

"Okay, what's the deal, then?"

"The deal," Wainwright says slowly, "is that you're dealing with a virgin."

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>>40383588
Naka, why do you see your sister ships as friends and not sister?
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>>40383615

Sure. You just have to kill yourself.
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>>40383619

Harder's eyes skitter from side to side, sweeping the corners like he's expecting depth charges to roll down from them.

"You wanted to see me?" he asks tersely, arms folded around the front of the chair.

"Not really," you reply. "But I asked Admiral Settle to set this up."

His expression visibly darkens at 'setup,' but he doesn't jump yet. "You mean you got him to order me to come visit you."

"That's how he went about it, yes," you shrug--you made a point of changing into your regular dress for this, and got Wain's permission to meet Harder outside the medical ward. "Mostly, I just wanted to get some things square with you."

The cafeteria's empty this time of day, leaving the two of you sitting tensely, uncomfortable with the other's presence. It's tremendously awkward. "If you want to take another go without the skipper here to save your ass, you can come right at me, sister," he growls.

"What are you so scared of, Harder?" you ask, ignoring his bullshit.

"Scared? Scared? You think I'm scared of a frilly Jap traffic cone with--with--"

"Bolillo rolls for hair?" You offer.

"Yeah!" Harder exclaims. "... The fuck is a--"

"I dunno, he woudln't tell me, either," you shrug. "But look, listen. You're not scared of fighting me. You're... skittish. You keep skulking around when you think I'm not looking, but the moment I talk to you--"

"Talk? You don't talk, you... ... witchcraft!"

"Witchcraft is not a verb," you reply flatly.

"You do the thing! You just open your mouth, and..."

"...And yours falls open, and then you run away. Look, I just want you to leave my girls alone."

"Hah, as if! If I don't keep the edge over you nips, you'll sure as shit put one over on me!"

You slap your palms down on the table and stand up. "Harder," you say, enunciating your English very carefully. "The war is over. You won. We lost."
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>>40383569

A FUCKING COP.

GOD DAMMIT NAKA. WHY? HAVE I FUCKING WRONGED YOU SOMEHOW?
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>>40383579
I wonder how the IJN must of felt when they first laid eyes on those Essex class monsters streaming down the Pacific ocean.
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>>40383619
>"The deal," Wainwright says slowly, "is that you're dealing with a virgin."

MAX

KEK
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>>40383619
>"The deal," Wainwright says slowly, "is that you're dealing with a virgin."
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>>40383563

I have only one question to ask.

How do you think Witches got more powerful? Or even keep their magic in the family?

FUCK YOU CAPTCHA THEY ARE ALL SUITABLE BIRTHDAY CAKES
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>>40383619
>"The deal," Wainwright says slowly, "is that you're dealing with a virgin."
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>>40383630

Fuck it, this happened on a USN Base, YOU HAVE NO TERRITORIAL AUTHORITY HEREEEEEE
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>>40383629
"D--damn right!" He crows, a little too loudly, a little too quickly. He's nervous. And somewhere, deep down, you see it. That same young, lost uncertainty and doubt that you had, and Jintsuu had. He's not trying to refight World War 2. He's just trying to make sure it's still over.

You sit back down with a sigh. "Glad we've got that settled. Can we talk now?"

"...Uh, about what?" he asks, reaching for his glass of water.

"I just want things to stop being so awkward and chaotic all the time, whenever you're around," you sigh. "Harder... Do you want to go on a date?"

You only just dodge the spray of water from his mouth as he chokes. "D-date?! I knew it! I knew you were up to something!"

You sigh again, massaging your forehead with finger and thumb. "Harder..."

He stands up, one foot on his chair, stabbing a finger at you. "Witch! She-devil! Temptress! You'll never trick a red-blooded American with your wily Japanese ways, I swear it!"

You look him in the eye for a moment in silence before hitching your dress a few centimeters up your thigh.

"...Pick you up at seven," he declares, turning and marching away resolutely.
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Holy shit it's actually happening
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>>40383642

......

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

NakaxHarder best ship
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>>40383642

MY SIDES.

THEY HAVE CRASHED INTO AUSTRALIA.
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>>40383642

Oh Naka.
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>>40383642
>"...Pick you up at seven," he declares, turning and marching away resolutely.
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>>40383642
DID HARDER JUST STEAL NAKA AWAY FROM SETTLE? FUCK THIS GODDAMN QUEST
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>You look him in the eye for a moment in silence before hitching your dress a few centimeters up your thigh.

Hes right you know.

About that She Devil Temptress thing.

Not that its a bad thing.
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>>40383667
>implying Naka was his
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>>40383667
No no no, this is good. Now that Naka's got Harder wrapped around her little finger, we can actually keep him under control.
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>>40383642
>You look him in the eye for a moment in silence before hitching your dress a few centimeters up your thigh.
>"...Pick you up at seven,"
Good old second brain.

>>40383667
Please, that ship sailed the moment Naka and Harder collided.
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ADVENTURES OF TORPEDOSLUTS: BY CRIX

We had just returned from dinner, and Kitakami immediately slumps onto her bunk after pulling off her clothes. As I'm picking up her clothes to put in the laundry bin I pose a question to her.

“Hey, do you want to maybe d-”
“No. I don't want to do anything right now.”

That was shut down quickly. That's fine though, everyone deserves their own time. I was going to vist Shiranui tonight anyway. I leave the room quietly, it's hard to tell when she's angry or not lately. Maybe I don't really know her at all.

-

Shiranui greets me with a few warm words and the faintest of smiles before inviting me inside. She begins to heat up some water for tea. We don't really ever invite anyone in.

Who's fault is that? I know I can often be defensive around Kitakami... so it's my fault? [Ooi.] Kitakami isn't... mean to everyone, there's always like [Ooi-san]. Suddenly there's a sensation on my shoulder.

“Ooi. Are you alright? You're staring off.”
“I-I'm sorry. There's just a few things troubling me.”
“I'm not sure how much assistance I may be, but I would listen to what you have to say. Unless of course, it's something you wish to keep private.”
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>>40383642
And that's the end of my show for tonight! Thanks for reading!

>>40383584
Is he a musician? Send me a link, you can find my email on the base registry!
>>40383620
It's... complicated.
>>40383630
He threatened Willie! What was I supposed to do, ask him to wait while I phoned a friend?
>>40383656
>>40383660
>>40383667
Hey, let's not get ahead of ourselves here! I just needed to get him off his game long enough to actually have a chance to speak to the guy, ship-to-ship.
>>40383672
I'll, um, take that as a compliment.
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Can I really talk about this to someone else? Would it be alright?

“I understand... I won't bring it up in the future.”
“No! That... I... It's Kitakami-san of course. I try and get her to do things with me and other people, but she's always so... obtuse. Am I just being selfish?”
“Interpersonal relationships are not my forte, and I don't have a lot of information about your situation... Have you asked Kitakami what she wants to do?”
“She always blows that question off, or doesn't want to do much of anything.”
“Hmm.. Unfortunate. I think that if you keep trying to do different things with her she will find something that you can enjoy together, as long as you don't come off as overly pushy.”

That makes sense. There's plenty of things we've never done. It's far too early to give up.

“Okay. Thank you Shiranui.”
“My pleasure. Do not hesitate to ask again in the future.”

While Shiranui is preparing tea and some snacks I'm drawn again to her pictures around the room. It seems like maybe she has a few more? I notice a group of smaller photos that stand out from the rest. They're mostly pictures of infantry. Dirty, bandaged, dead looks in their eyes.

“It's important to remember the casualties of war. The people and not the machines that take part in it.”
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>>40383702
>>40383713
Fapangel what happened to Crix?
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>>40383707
Oh right, if you like angry american music look up some fucking Death Grips. It can be a bit overhyped but eh
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I jump as Shiranui's voice comes from right behind me. She's really good at sneaking up on people. I wonder if she notices that. She continues on.

“It's easy to glorify the machines. State of the art, gleaming and impressive pieces of equipment, built by your own nation. A symbol you can put your feelings behind, and because of that the humans that operate and die in those machines can often be forgotten.”

“But.. which ones are we?”

Shiranui's answer doesn't come right away.

“That's for each of us to decide, I think.”

- -

Shiranui continued her lesson on American history from where we left off. It's calming just to listen to her voice, without any trace of hidden malice or frustration.


“... And that's a good place to end it for today.”
“It was pretty interesting, Shiranui. Crossing all the way to the Pacific certainly sounded dangerous. And all those untamed rivers.”
“Indeed. Was there anything else you wanted to talk about, or maybe.. how do they say it... what's on the low down?”
“... Huh?”
“You know, scuttlebutt, hearsay, the grapevine, something you heard from a little bird, rumors, the e-4 maf-”
“Oh, oh! I get it. …. wait. I didn't imagine this would be something that interested you, Shiranui.”
“Information is key to victory, even false information can be used effectively.”
“You make it sound easy... eh, I don't really have anything.”
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>>40383723
Probably asleep because it's fuck o'clock in the morning.
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>>40383642
Am I the only one that feels that Naka could do better?
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Shiranui takes a sip before replying to me.

“Well. I've heard that they're making Naka a destroyer leader.”

That girl? Really? I wouldn't trust her with anything but dancing and putting on a pretty face.

“Shiranui... you don't really believe that.”
“I feel as though it is possible. I've also heard Maikaze and Nowaki are prime canidates to join her.”
“Still, something like that almost seems irresponsible.”
“We'll see. I have something else to show you.”

Shiranui brings her laptop over to the table and spins it around so it's facing me.

“These are from last night.”

Sure enough, there's who must be Shoukaku, dressed up in some vaguely familiar outfit, like something from one of Yuubari's games, together with a well built man, climbing into a small helicopter.

“Who's that with Shoukaku?”
“The American admiral of course, they had quite the adventure the other day. Apparently Zuikaku didn't find out what happened until today.”
“Do you think she'll be angry?”
“Probably, but it will pass quickly enough.”


- - - -

We pass the rest of the night talking about small things here and there. Tomorrow is the the party that I was sort of randomly invited to a couple of days ago. I hope Kitakami is up for it. The lights are already out when I enter our room, I make sure to make as little noise as possible before getting my bunk.
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Someone else needs to archive torpedosluts, because I don't give a shit about it anymore. G'night guys.
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>>40383707

https://youtu.be/WccfbPQNMbg

He's an AMAZING musician. And that's just one of his songs he's famous for. He's not a very angry guy.
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>>40383755
No they don't, the thread is already archived
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>>40383755
>this mad
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>>40383749
oh my god, I so want to see the zuikaku reaction. arrrgh
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>>40383707
>>>40383630 (You)
>He threatened Willie! What was I supposed to do, ask him to wait while I phoned a friend?

ABSOLUTELY. YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID I WAS YOUR AGENT. HE'D HAVE FUCKING WAITED.

GOD
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>>40383661
Harder than Darwin?
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>>40383814
>YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID I WAS YOUR AGENT
I'll admit that would have been amazing
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>>40383814

Hey.

Hey Hate Hey.

Thanks for volunteering.

We'll send you all the related stuff for you to handle.

The USN expects great things from you, Hate-P.
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>>40383819

Even better.
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>>40383814
That...

...Actually is a really good idea, hm.

Put you on speed-dial in case they come back?
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>>40383857
even better make him your producer
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>>40383814
That makes this easy.
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>>40383857
I now wish to see you with hate as your producer/agent take on broadway with the first death metal, hockey, opera.
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>>40383857

GO FOR IT.
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>Posted 5 hours ago
Late Planefag is late
ALSO FUCK I DIDN'T GET TO CATCH IT FUUUUUUU
>Hax Sign~"Burn Everything"
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>>40383316
It's late, but:

The point is you incompetent buffoon that it was ALL IN YOUNG'S HEAD. NONE OF IT WAS REAL. All the persecution, all the shadowrunning about what the witches were going to do to him when he found out he knew, ALL of it. All planefag did was dangle a little worm in front of /tg/, and they helpfully worked themselves into a paranoid froth...whereupon he revealed that they had done it all to themselves the whole fucking time. You can't complain about planefag dropping something that never existed in the first place.

Although, by the way you're reacting, I'd say he got you damn good way back when if you're STILL on the hook.



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