LAST TIME ON SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUESTTURNS OUT WE AINT THE CHOSEN ONEEVERYONE ELSE IS JUST A FUCKING JOBBERYES THAT INCLUDES YOU KAGUYAINNER ARCTUS IS STILL A COOL GUYVEGETA WAS THE SADS AND WE CHOSE TO COMFORT HERNAPPA GETTING HELLA STRONK WITH THIS TRAINING GOD DAMNOH YEAH AND WE KNOW THE PILGRIM'S LOCATION>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ie
>>40457314Deciding to focus on your less purely physical attributes in this session, together with Nappa you manage to increase your total energy reserves, and the techniques that you have access to.If you can get your techniques out faster, make them more powerfu, and consume less total energy, well that'll just make you a hell of a lot more dangerous of a foe for the people you have left to deal with.Nappa's overall power is increasing as well the more time you spend training together, and while he's still below Vegeta's level, the man still keeps growing stronger.While you're own growth is incredible, relatively speaking, the saiyans have also been knocking it out of the park when it comes to increasing their power levels.Makes you think back to Earth once again, with Gohan and Goku still there and training up. You're somewhat eager to see how strong the father and son pair might be when you finally go back eventually.Maybe, just maybe, with the saiyans on your side, you'll have the allies necessary to stand up to whatever threat it is that you're supposed to be dealing with.You're still kind of annoyed you're the last pick on that one.>A. Go visit Vegeta after training>B. Check in with Jenkins>C. Talk with Inner Arctus>D. Go check in with Jenkins>E. Train alone for a while>F. Write in
>>40457314Remember to archive early, Eail. The misarchivist is awake and as autistic as ever.
>B.Intel guy should always be priority one to hit up at the start of the day.
>>40457328>B. Check in with Jenkins
>>40457328>E. Train alone for a whileCan we create our own Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack? With the Inner Arctuses being the ghosts? It would be fun.
>>40457328>>FCheck in with Jenkins and propos a training plan for the crew
>>40457444Already on itCompletely unrelated butIf I have any anons around that know shit about genetics/how to bend the rules of genetics, speak up will you?
>>40457488Pretty sure that we'd need to talk to the Beast first before that happens.While we don't want him taking control of us, coming to terms with him enough so that he's happy with manifesting as a Ki ghost to wreck shit might be handy. >>40457525I wouldn't worry too much about it, Eail. In sci-fi/sci-fantasy, you can pretty much make anything work.
>>40457525Heh you fucked up your archive Eail.
>>40457578FUCKSHITDAMN ITI CANT FIX THAT
>>40457603CROSSOVER QUEST CONFIRMEDTHIS IS IT BOYS
>>40457603Poor Eail. So.... Abandon thread and make a new #17 then.Right?
>>40457314You ended up training with Nappa longer than you thought you would, with all the sessions you've been having together, the tall saiyan's power is quickly rising, not quite to Vegeta's level, but still he's quite a force to be feared by anyone weaker than Captain Ginyu.Considering that you don't even know if Vegeta's tail can be used to transform into a Great Ape anymore, you might have to rely more on Nappa than you previously have... Vegeta's tail is still a sore spot really, you'd like to think it'll all work out for her, but who knows if that'll be true.After parting with Nappa once your training session is finished, you decide to check in with Jenkins.Since you ordered him to get some information on the planet that Pilgrim wants to meet you at, and with how long you've given him, he should have whatever you want.While you're walking through the hallway to reach his quarters, your mind can't help but drift to the sort of problems that might arise when dealing with a foe that you know absolutely nothing about.Pilgrim could have all sort of magical powers that you have no way to counteract, he could be an absolute technological mastermind, or he could be a little girl that's going to bite your tail.Fuck if you know really.Gaining entrance to Jenkins' room, as expected your first mate is working at his station."Ah, Master Arctus, Sir. I managed to find information on the planet like you wanted. Would you like to hear it now or is there something else you needed me for?">A. Proceed Jenkins>B. Actually there was this one thing>C. Write in
>>40457328>E. Train alone for a whileit seems like a good time to just take a moment to ourselves. No introspection with weird inner selves, no debates with "only" ourself, no consultations with our allies. I think we need a moment like back on earth when we just went for a run, testing our very limits just to see if we could. Things have been so loud lately, both in and outside of our head... some silence is needed
>>40457811>A. Proceed Jenkinslets hear it No1
>>40457811>>A. Proceed Jenkins
>>40457811>A. Proceed Jenkins
>>40457811>C. Wonder if Jenkins is either the mole or Pilgrim
>>40457811>>A. Proceed JenkinsIm confused about what is going on, is there reason to panic or not?
>>40457901>Implying you should ever not be panicking
>>40457811>A.>"Let me guess, the planet has some special properties that give certain species a gigantic power boost."The guy calls himself the pilgrim, that implies that he has some special place that he likes to make pilgrimages to. We probably played right into his hands when we agreed to this,
>>40458031The solution is to blow up the planet. We can breathe in space but most other races don't-
>>40458070we see if we can handle it first, if not, plan: frieza can occur
>>40458100Arctus will never pull a Friezanever
>>40458031Ah shit, it's the Filler Star from the Garlic Jr. saga isn't it?
>>40458171Don't worry, the planet wont have innocent bystanders on it.R-Right?
>>40457811"Proceed Jenkins, I'm all ears for whatever you've managed to dig up on the situation." You tell your subordinate, motioning for him to continue."Very well Sir." Jenkins makes a few movements on his interface and soon you're being presented with a hologram of a world."Korlos Five, closer to the inner ring of the PTO's controlled space, but not entirely released from Outer Core territory." He explains as the hologram spins about, not giving you all that much information beyond a general idea of it's landscape and whatnot."Unfortunately, it's heavily populated and is quite a popular trade planet, many corporations base their fuel trades out of Korlos Five and it's surrounding area... a fight here could be quite disasterous if I may say so sir."Of course it will be"There are, however, from what I've managed to find, several so called forbidden Zones along the surface, where ancient temples still stand, according to the local populace still remaining they're supposed to be the resting places of great heroes, and seem to have complex defense systems for being so old."Why do you have the distinct feeling that's going to come into play before this is all over with."I haven't been able to come up with anything more concrete yet Sir, but I'll keep searching. Would you like me to relay an order to the crew to set a course to Korlos Five?">A. Yes Jenkins>B. No, other plansAND AFTERWARDS>A. Go visit Vegeta>B. Train alone>C. Personal Hygiene >D. See if you can contact Earth from here>E. Write in
>>40457968>Implying implications. >Implying you ever give a reason to panic.>Implying chuckles isn't in the shadows.
>>40458227>>A. Yes Jenkins>C. Personal Hygiene
>>40458227>A. Yes Jenkins>C. Personal Hygiene
>>40458227>C.Let's hit those showers
>>40458227>A. Yes Jenkins>B. Train alone
>tfw Vegeta drunkenly barges in on us in the showers and rants about how much bigger our tail is, then promptly vomits everywhere
>>40458227>Yes Jenkins>Personal Hygiene >D. See if you can contact Earth from here
>>40458457God damn itWhy did you have to write this and make me laugh
>>40458457"Its okay, its how you use it, not the size. Size helps though."
>>40458503>tfw saying that makes Vegeta sob uncontrollably at her now useless tailGood job, asshole.>>40458497I aim to please, your lordship.
>>40458497>>40458457This needs to happen.
"Give the order Jenkins, I'll be retiring to my quarters for the time being, call if you need me." You tell the man, giving him a short nod before turning to leave."Of course Sir, rest well."Good man, that Jenkins.When you return to your quarters, you're quick to strip off of the armor you'd been training in, leaving you in your bare... whatever the fuck Arcosian's have be it skin or not.Cleaning yourself has always been a rather guilty pleasure for you, not in that way you sick perv, it's quiet time, you're allowed to think and just let your mind wander without it truly mattering.Thought of as a useless drunkard you might be, your life is still damn stressful, especially considering the fact that the entire reason you're trying to get stronger is due to wanting to kill possibly the most powerful being in the universe.As you let your mind wander, all the people you've met over the past few months are starting to float through your memories.Gohan, Yamcha, Piccolo, Vegeta, Nappa.Even Goku for the brief amount of time you met him.These people have all impacted your life in some way, even if you knew them only for a short time.Who does your thoughts end up focusing on?>A. Gohan>B. Goku>C. Yamcha>D. Pickle Man>E. Vegeta>F. Nappa>G. Arctus
>>40458636>GohanA proven hope for Vegeta's race
>>40458636>G. ArctusWhat is the Beast? Why does the other me dislike him so?
>>40458636>E. VegetaLets be real here, if anyone is going SS and killing Frieza alongside the dude it'll be her.>Pickle Manheh
>>Jenkins i know your the leak fess updo note this is a test to see how he reacts
>>40458636>E. VegetaThe other guys are cool too, but to be honest, I think Vegeta has had the most impact on Arctus' life. Geets has gone from potential murder target to best murder buddy.
>>40458703>We reenact the whole "I know it was you, Fredo" scene from godfather part II>Jenkins doesn't want us to feel bad about falsely accusing him and goes along with it>Bad end
>tfw everyone now wants Vegeta to barge in on us>tfw Nappa steps in and showers with us like it's just another tuesday, and asks us what it's like to never have hair in the first place
>>40458636>No option for BulmaYou make me sad.
>>40458906They have the type of special bond that only best science buddies can have. Nothing else needs to be said.
>>40458906On purpose, Bulma's doing... special stuff right now that I'm metaing you from seeing.
>>40458952But what if we wanted to think about science while alone in the shower?
>>40458978But I WANT to see her Arctus sexbot!
>>40458978Pilgrim Bulma confirmed
>>40458636Staring up at the ceiling of your private room on board the ship of a man that you should likely hate almost as much as you do Frieza, you wonder what's going to come next in your life.World destroyed, race killed off, forced to work under the man that did it all for over twenty years, and then you met his 'weak' drunkard of a cousin.Arctus could have killed you with a flick of his wrist if he had so chosen to back on Earth, and the last true saiyans would have died with you and Nappa.Instead he let you live, fought alongside you against Turles, trained with you while you worked with Kakarot and his child.His mere existence should infuriate you for how many times he's defeated you, time and time again in your training, he lowers himself to your level, but still always wins.You want to hate him but can't, because every time, instead of mocking you, or acting superior, he extends his hand outward to attempt help you climb your way up as well.He wants you to be strong as well, to stand as side so that you can destroy Frieza together.As much as you don't want to admit it... he's your friend, your only friend.>A. Go find Arctus>B. Go train alone, even though the medic said not to>C. Write in (Any thoughts you think she should have?)>D. Back to Arctus
>>40458997I'll do something special for Bulma and Gohan a bit later on, sound fair?>>40459003Nah
>>40459022>>A. Go find Arctus
>>40459022>>C. Write in (Any thoughts you think she should have?)DRRRRIIIIIINNNNK!!!>A. Go find Arctus
>>40459022>Go find Arctus
>>40459022>C. Write inGet drunk. Cue >>40458457
>>40459022>B. Go train alone, even though the medic said not toYou gotta pump it up all you can
>>40459022>A. Go find Arctus. Hey get the fuck to the training center ya drunk bastard! Oh shit!? Are you naked!?
>>40459022>A. Go find Arctus
>>40459022>B. Go train alone, even though the medic said not to>C. Write in (Any thoughts you think she should have?)Try not to cry about tail. Cry a lot.
>>40459022>A. Go find ArctusI wonder what it is about this Vegeta that makes her more receptive to accepting help than the other Vegetas out there. Normally, the Vegetas we know would get angrier and more spiteful if someone stronger than them offered to help them train unless it was a life-or-death situation.
>>40459112Mostly the fact that you guys have treated her with respect, more than anything else.If you'd acted like Kaguya did to his Vegeta, it'd be a much different story
>>40459138I guess being a member of an extremely strong species and not "low-class warrior trash" also helped a bit.
>>40459138Ah, so we'd be having hatesex right now?Giving her zenkai from the rough dickings eh?You dog, you!
>>40459237I guess you could say all she needed to level up was some...experience.
>>40459022You'd been nursing on a bottle of alcohol that Arctus had brought you a few hours ago, and it really didn't hit you just how intoxicated you actually were until you stood up and the ship started to spin a bit.Considering the last time you passed out while drunk you visited an alternate dimension, you're somewhat eager to kep yourself standing upright and not falling over, after a few mintes, you're confident enough in your motor skills to make your way down the hall to the captain's quarters.He gave you the code to get in whenever you wanted, so it's actually pretty easy to enter into his room, where you can hear the shower running, seems like you'd caught him in the middle of his personal time.On one hand, it'd be polite and appropriate to waitOn the other hand this jerk is the one that took pity on you multiple timesYou need to give him a piece of your mind.His tail isn't better than yours!>A. Go yell at him >B. Wait for a bit>C. Mystery box
>>40459401>>C. Mystery boxDont CARE
>>40459401>>C. Mystery boxAnd so it begins.
>>40459401>A. Go yell at him
>>40459401>>C. Mystery box
>>40459401>C. Mystery boxHappening confirmed.
>>40459401>B. Wait for a bit
>>40459401>C. Mystery boxIt could be anything. Even another mystery box!
>>40459401>>C. Mystery boxpic related sums up my feelings on the subject.
>>40459401>C. Mystery box
>>40459401>C. Mystery boxAnd here we see the magic of the mystery box.It will always be chosen, because it is the only correct choice.
>>40459401>C. Mystery boxI mean, how can you not?
>>40459490I never choose the Mystery Box because that's what the QM wants us to pick. They are the "The trap is a lie" of Quests.
>>40459558>A.K.A. I can't handle the QM's swagplot
>>40459401>C. Mystery boxThis is almost railroading because we CANNOT resist the box.ITS STILL TOTALLY WORTH IT. BRING IT ON EAIL, DO YOUR WORST! (best)
>>40459558>Not wanting the QM to ram his thick, hard, railroad right into your waiting virgin quest as he grabs you by the hair and whispers in your ear, "Shhh, it's just a Mystery Box."What are you, a faggot?
>>40459079But he... always is?
>>40459657lewd>>40459401Ya know what, screw that jerk, you're gonna go yell at him up close and personal, no mercy at all!Easy excuse for a shower as well, you kinda need one anyways...>MEANWHILE BACK ON EARTHYour name is Gohan, you're six years old and one of the most powerful people on your planet.Really at this point the only people that are stronger than you are your Dad and Mr. Piccolo.Ever since Mr. Arctus showed up a few months ago, everyone has been training even harder than before, if that were possible.Even though Mr. Piccolo acted like he was going to try to take over the world again, he's actually spent a lot of time around your house, training with you and your Dad, and together, you've all managed to get really strong!When your Dad uses that technique he learned from King Kai, you're pretty sure he could even beat Mr. Arctus now, even if the other man had gotten stronger than he was when he left.His parting words echo in your mind, about how you were supposed to get strong and protect your planet, he believed in you, and you want to make him, your dad, an even Mr. Piccolo all proud of you.Your name is Gohan, and you'll protect the Earth no matter what.>A. Check in with Bulma>B. Back to SPACE>C. Write in
>>40459669Nope he has his armour on. Sometimes. I think. Maybe?
>>40459688>>A. Check in with Bulma
>>40459688You son of a bitch, I wanted to see Arctus drop spaghetti!>A. Check in with BulmaOh! Shiny!
>>40459688CONFLICTED>A. Check in with Bulma
>>40459688>A. Check in with Bulma
>>40459688>It was all just a ruse to skip past the shower lewds.I knew it. I don't regret it.>>A. Check in with Bulma
I... didn't actually specify that very well I think.>A. Go see Bulma as Gohan>B. Shift to Bulma>C. Back to SPACEHAIL SPACE JESUS
>>40459789>B. Shift to Bulma
>>40459789>>B. Shift to Bulma
>>40459789>>A. Go see Bulma as Gohan
>>40459789>A. Go see Bulma as GohanAs always my quest is fucking slow as molases so im gonna be here for a bit
>>40459789>A. Go see Bulma as Gohan
>>40459789>D. Kick Eail in the dick.Muh shower scene.>B. Shift to Bulma
>>40459745We will have that scene.Vegeta ranting about her tail, while touching and grabbing at Arctus'>Arctus: "Vegeta.... that's not my tail...and no, you aren't seeing double."He has TWO DICKS NIGGA!!Eail, what have you done by confirming that?
>>40459827>Mfw i know Eail won't really let us down he just wants to screw with us for lelz.......[spoilers]Pastebin when?[/spoilers]
>>40459901use ctrl+s for spoilers
>>40459927I am pleased.Its Happening.
>>40459789>A Go see Bulma as Gohan>back to spaceYes I'm on time ish
>>40459946 Perfect,thank you very much.
>>40460011>>40460011That's enough... Too far.
Sighing, you lean back in your chair and pinch the bridge of your nose.Stupid space lizard... making you mess with these fruit when that's not even your point of speciality.You miss Arctus, he was a fun drinking buddy and was great for bouncing ideas off of.Ever since things got awkward with Yamcha a few weeks ago and you broke it off with him, you've really dedicated yourself to unlocking the secrets of these fruits that he'd left in your care.While you understand the basic mechanics behind the fruit, you think so at least, it's a completely different matter on actually managing to scrape together how exactly you can make them more effective.You're confident that you can do it, you just need more time.Stupid sexy space lizard not telling you when he'd be back.You miss your drinking buddy.Mayb you should start working on that other little secret project you had in mind, give it as a nice surprise when he comes back eventually.Your name is Bulma and quite frankly, it can get pretty tiring being a super genius at times.Maybe that's what beer is for.>A. Check in with someone else>B. Back to SPACE
>>40460136>>B. Back to SPACE
>>40460136>B. Back to SPACEGOGOGOGOGOGO!>Inb4 just as the shenanigans end.
>>40460136>B. Back to SPACE
>>40460136>A Check in with someone elseArctus >Be vegeta>Be drunk as hell>Phone rings on space deck>Panic>Pick up phone and slur some drunk shit>Happenings.
>>40460136>B. Back to SPACEShower scene bitch! Not really I love you.
>>40460172You know thats going to be the case.
>>40460136All things considered you never really thought you'd end up enjoying washing someone's hair, sorta makes you wish you had some.Vegeta had been rather embarassed by your request but ended up giving in on the matter by the end, allowing you to try it out since you were curious, plus, it was kinda cute seeing her normally spiky and lively hair drop down like this to her shoulders, very un-Vegeta like.With things worked out between the two of you, even though Vegeta was obviously drunk, you explained what you'd learned about Pilgrim's planet of choice from Jenkins, and it much fouler terms than normal, she ended up agreeing with you that the forbidden zones were likely going to play a role.Great minds tend to think alike and all, as it were.Which concerns you really, because that means that Pilgrim is likely expecting you to expect this, which means you might be in more danger than you think.This is going to be an interesting game to try out at the end of the day.Of course it's a game that has millions, possibly billions of lives at risk, but hey, what sort of gambling doesn't get up to big numbers every now and then.>WRITE IN
>>40460435Fuck her brains ou--ah oh well boner's goneJoint training.
Why have we not investigated Jenkins yet? He's suspicious as fuck.
>>40460435I wonder if we could just nuke the temples without blowing up the whole planet...
>>40460487You mean Sweaty Greek-olympics joint training?Im pretty sure you mean sweaty gree-olympics joint training
HeyHey you>>40460543Go read his quest>>40447283I like it
>go eat dinner, imagining drunkgeta complaining about tails, noting hers has a distinct lack of feeling and makes Arctus grab her tail to show him and all she ends up doing is making him grope her ass>get cutesy hair washing scene insteadI'm more okay with this than I should be.
>>40460435this was too lewd for me
>killed the quest kekAIGHT THEN>A. Lewd times aka make Eail go write smut>B. Go train together.
>>40460793>B. Go train together.
>>40460793>>B. Go train together.Kinda want A, but it seems the impulse/moment is gone.
>>40460793>B. Go train together.you mean make chuckles write smut for you right?
>>40460878He does owe me at this point for a favor I did, but nah
>>40460793>A. Lewd times aka make Eail go write smutThe butt tickler commanded it!
>>40460793>A. Lewd times aka make Eail go write smutI am depraved.
>>40460435You're a tease Eail.
>>40460793>A. Lewd times aka make Eail go write smut>B. Go train together.how about both?
>>40461105>>40460793This man is a genius.
>>40460793A. Lewd times aka make Eail go write smut
>>40460793Uhhhh fuck it!>A. Lewd times aka make Eail go write smut
When you're both done showering, you hand Vegeta a towel to dry off with, doing the same for yourself, each of you grabbing a new set of armor to put on and get dressed.Considering she's still slightly out of it, you reach into your drawer and produce a small blue pill, flicking it towards Vegeta, who catches it and looks at you with a slightly confused stare."Sobriety pill, my own little invention, just in case of an emergency, not exactly a good idea to train while you're drunk after all."Giving a small 'hnn' Vegeta doesn't hesitate to knock the pill back, coughing a bit afterwards, she did swalloe the thing without any water after all."I'm surprised you haven't sold that off yet, it'd probably make a lot of credits for you." She mentions while slipping on a pair of gloves.""Eh, never considered it, not like I'm wanting for money anyways." Which is true, Cold pays you handsomly for the jobs you perform after all.After you both get dressed and all of that mess taken care of, you find yourselves once again in the training area.Quite a few different ways you could go from here.>A. Focus on Vegeta, getting her stronger>B. Focus on yourself>C. Mix>D. Write in
>>40461278>D. Write intime to start rehibilitating that tail Veggie.
>>40461278>C. Race mix with the lewd monkey
>>40461278>A Focus on Vegeta, getting her stronger.She's lost her tail, she needs to learn how to fight without it.Now that I think about it though, wouldn't that just make it an easy target to swing around and things?
>>40461278Train our grip strength by holding hands
>>40461278>>40461345tail rehab sounds smart
>>40461278Is this>>40461345 even something we can do? If so, I'm in.
>>40461278>>C. MixBe sure to start talking to her while training and make her stumble when you start telling her all the lewd things she'd been doing if she was drunk
>>40461278>>C. Mix>>40461345If its possible
>>40461371Jokes on you nerdThere's a reason I need to know more about genetics.I have plansGreat plans
>>40461278>C. MixWe can't afford to slack off and it would be disrespectful to baby Geets
>>40461611Geets and Arctus fucking on top of Freiza's corpse when?
>>40461611Saiyan/Arcosians?Whats next humans species integration because they are so compatible with Saiyans?But what about adding.... Majin's? You thought i was gonna say Namekian because.... yeah.
>>40461611any genetics you want to do involving fusing two organisms as complex as sentient multicellular organisms is about 100 years beyond even our theoretical understanding. I'm not entirely certain it is possible without just writing the whole genome from scratch while using the original donors as recipients.
>>40461760How about a triple weave though
>>40461611Lemme guess; that energy Arctus gave Vegeta is going to transform her a little bit?I don't know if anybody ever answered your plea for gene knowledge, so here's some:While changing genes is a really sketchy prospect, it can feasibly happen with today's technology already. Gene Therapy is a medical technique where engineered viruses holding specific DNA insert genetic material into cells, propagate (a controlled amount), and spread to neighboring cells in a repeating process (again, by a controlled amount. They are built to only be able to propagate a certain number of times). Over time, this new genetic material gets expressed as the cells simply live their lives, and carries on to new cells when the modified cells divide+reproduce.The effects of this across an entire body would take an extremely long time to really become visible or significant, but hey, with all this space tech, you can make excuses.Tell me if you want any other opinions/material for this.
>>40461760using the original donors as inspiration*I have no idea where recipients came from.
>>40461769Man, just make a Bio-Android.
>>40461805A good choice indeed! I was waiting for someone else to say it so i didn't come across as a dick. Thanks.
>>40461881Well you know...there's always this solution.
>>40461783>>40461786>>40461805>>40461881You know he's probably talking about Trunks again right?
You both need to get stronger still, even if your powers have grown quite bit already during your time together.It's also a simple fact that at this point, you need to test to see how Vegeta's tail actually turned out.After a bit of poking, prodding, and grasping, well, quite frankly the results are very much different that you actually expected to see.Vegeta's tail has become incredibly sensitive, depending upon the way it's interacted with, a squeeze and you think she might be biting back tears, a gentle pet though, and you almost had a purring saiyan on your hands to deal with.Gonna be saving that little tidbit of information for later.All in all, it appears that your companion's tail is at least functioning for the moment though you can't exacty tell whether or not it'll actually allow her to transform still, and since you can't actually test that in the ship, you'll just have to get planetside again to see for sure.Scanning her power level when you're about to start training, you're rather amazed at what you see, Vegeta's power level post recovery, it's almost half a million.Had that.... Zenkai, that was the word, had it done this, giving her such a huge boost to the point where she got this strong so quickly?She'd been near death, yes, but still, you're amazed that's her resting power level now, and very impressed by it.Vegeta seems to take it as a point of pride as well, a smirk showing up as she falls into a stance and appears to be ready for you to come at her at any point.>A. play out training>B. skip to afterwards>C. write in
>>40461927Sy answer remains the same. There's currently no scientifically accurate method to do what he wants on the scale that he wants. doesn't stop him from doing it but don't look to science for an explanation for how it happens.
>>40461984>A. play out traininglet's see how strong she actually has gotten.
>>40461984>B. skip to afterwards>>40461911 Thanks for the advice
>>40461984>A. play out trainingDon't think we are getting to Pilgrim tonight but thats okay.
>>40461984>A. play out training
>>40461984I GUESS WE'RE GONNA PLAY THIS OUT THEN>A. Charge>B. Defend>C. Ki attack>D. Write in1d100WHAT ARE YOU LOWERING YOUR POWER LEVEL TO?
>>40462234B. DefendFull power. Show geets our skills.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>40462234>>A. ChargeTo 'give her a pretty damn good challenge' PL
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>40462234>A. ChargeGive her a challenge, so somewhat above her
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>40462234>A. ChargeKeep our PL roughly 1.25 times hers at all times.
>>40462234no opposed roll?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>40462234Rolling again.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>40462234>A. ChargeA bit above her power level. Since her tail is really sensitive, should we be trying to go for it since it's an obvious weak point that an enemy could exploit?
Rolled 79, 69 = 148 (2d100)>>40462353DependsGonna fuck her into submission or make the 'Geta cry?
>>40462353Yes. Pet the tail every chance we get to get her to defend it
>>40462381Those are not mutually exclusive Eail.
>>40462381Isn't it obvious? We pin up against a wall and commence Ravenous, lusty, rough, intense, intimate handholding
>>40462462Five bucks says Femgeta likes taking it up the ass
>>40462381It would be great if Arctus always got her all hot and bothered for him but he simply won't go all the way with her.
>>40462381I would say take the chances to distract her by stroking her tail in combat. Maybe her face too. If it progresses from there so be it.
>>40462462>>40462484>>40462516>>40462518You guys are making it really hard for me to write, you know that
>>40462381>>40462581no fucking, we gotta get bulma in on it before fuckin' happens. Still working on polyamorous end.
>>40462581Then we are doing a good job.
>>40462615Nigga I don't care who else joins in but Vegeta is getting the tail damnit.
>>40462651pffft man it's not just about fuckin'. it's about everyone being happy together as a badass family.also looks like my browser dropped off my name for a bit.
>>40462581I thought we were just making you hard i fail to see what that has to do with writing
I HATE YOU ALL+++++++++++Well, if Vegeta's tail has been reduced to a point where she's vulnerable with it once again, it's likely best if you try to work that weakness out before it can be exploited by an enemy somehow.That, and well, honestly you're a bit sadistic and like seeing the differing types of reactions you can get out of her at various points.Lowering your power level to a point where you aren't an incredibly amount stronger than Vegeta, you charge in at the woman.Vegeta meets your charge halfways, however, with your superior speed you manage to 'sidestep' the blow she had been aiming at you. But the saiyan is quick to recover and kick off of the wall, aiming a spinkick at your chin that you barely manage to block by grabbing hold of her foot and keeping the woman stuck and unable to escape your grip as much as she tries.Spinning Vegeta around, you quickly grab her arm and pin it behind her back, leaving her completely at your mercy, and her tail completely open for you to do... anything really.Decisions, decisions...>A.Grasp it hard>B.Light strokes>C.Write in
>>40462838Light strokes, friendly teasing. we're getting her to train around the weakness, not trying to hurt her.
>>40462838>>B.Light strokes>>C.Write in"You're going to have to work on defending this better now~"
>>40462838>B.Light strokes then when she gets mad a hard squeeze before letting go
>>40462838>B.Light strokesGotta be careful, lots of people could try grabbing onto that.
>>40462877This. Veggie is here to train and we're here to abuse the fact that her tail is sensitive right now.
>>40462838>B.Light strokes"You need to be more careful of letting your own weaknesses get exposed, i could have had you right there you know.">WITH A TONE THAT IMPLIES ALL TOO WELL.
>>40462838Keeping her pinned down and vulnerable, rather thank yanking or grasping at her tail like you might do if you were in a particularly dominating or mean mood, you instead lightly stroke the furry appendage attached to your comrade."You're going to have to work better on defending this now Vegeta. Gotta be careful, lots of people could try grabbing onto that." You softly tell the defenseless saiyan, who has ended up slightly out of it from the way you ended up interacting with her tail like this.You've got quite the dangerous weapon on your hands here evidently, if you can exploit it like this, but too much, and you just might end up ticking the princess of all saiyans off, and, well, that wouldn't be good.She gets strong when she's angry.Right now she's anything but that though... probably in not much of a condition to continue to fight either at this rate.Eh, training can come later, it'll take time to get to the Pilgrim anyways.>SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUEST 17 ENDWe're running this again tomorrow by the way.>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ieFor now, I go to bed because I have a dentist appointment in the morning.
>>40463322Is Arctus just stroking her tail while he is in bliss right now?
>>40463322See ya, Eail. Thanks for running!>>40463368 I imagine that she may be a drooling mess right now.
>>40463322Sensitive arean-not thereEail oh no
Adult Kaguya and Arctus meeting when?
So, Eail, having fun writing that smut?We know you're preparing the meat of it now so that you can fill in specifics later, like time and place.Right?You wouldn't let us down, would you?
>>40457525Genes code for proteins. Sometimes a protein fucks up its job and gives you an illness - these genetic issues are the easiest to fix.Next issue is genes regulating the amount of various chemicals in your body, or your body's ability to absorb chemicals. Raising your metabolism, gaining resistance to poison, and raising your strength/intelligence at the expense of consuming too much energy, are all the next easiest things for gene therapy to do. Remember: If there's a drug with beneficial effects, you can have genes make it.Next issue is in the building of the body. We don't exactly know how or why, but some genes will make you taller, slimmer, smarter, kinder, stronger. The way they interact with each-other is complex and puzzling, but with a large enough sample size (1000 is good), you can just switch on many of the genes and see if it has the desired effect, or if shit breaks. Repeat until you've learned what to switch on without anything breaking.Note that the last one only applies to growth. Since working out is the act of muscles regrowing, and healing is the act of cells growing in to fill the previous patterns, you can affect these. I don't think you can affect intelligence or height AFTER a person is already an adult, though.Finally, there's no fucking way to make a gene for extra (functional, and in a useful place) arms or to grow an elephant's trunk. Consult cybernetics for that.Fun fact: You can use gene therapy to make a person more receptive to cybernetics. Main way to do that is to turn off the person's immune response to the cybernetics, though increasing the brain's ability to adapt to new stuff is theoretically possible.The body is an analog system - rather than 1s and 0s, the human body's primary unit of information is how much of various chemicals there are. This isn't too hard to work with, but it makes synchronising new parts with it tricky.
>>40459138I wish we treated her like Kabuya treated Vegeta
>>40467186pretty sure you're the 1% right now
>>40467019Neat, that was informativeNow what about cross species babies
>>40469257So are we cucking canon vegeta but not really because femgeta is still involved in the relationship if this is what I think it is
>>40469257>>40469257Ok, let me take a crack at this.Objective: cross-species babyNote that on earth, a hybrid born from two organisms more than a family (google taxonomic heirarchy) has never been identified.1. Phenotypic compatibility: junk gotta fit in the trunk, unless you count in vitro fertilization techniques. Then you have to take into account where gestation will take place. Egg? Uterus?2. Cellular compatibility: sperm cells and egg cells? That's just nature's way of delivering thr payload (genes) to the incubator (e.g. mammalian uterus). Variations occur in say, a relationship with an egg-laying species.3. Chromosomal incompatibility: that post above, talking about proteins, well those protiens are coded by genes stored in chromosomes. Now chromosomes generally have a > or < shape that fuse and become an >< shaped structure during conception. Wrong shape means no fusion therefore no offspring.4. Genetic incompatibility: say the genitals fit, the gametes are compatible and fusion of chromosomes occurs. The genes making up the chromosomes also has to be compatible otherwise you'll get genetic disorders (Down's syndrome, for example), or stillbirths, or worst-case a lump of meat as an end product due to the genes' giving out orders for protein production without any sense of order.
>>40470744so how do chromosomes do the fusion dance?
>>40470744This is what I get for posting after 48 hours on duty.Regarding #2, remember that the sperm cell carrying the 1/2 of genetic information has to breach the defenses of the egg cell (yes, defenses, some to prevent multiple sperm cells from entering and others to prevent interspecies fertilization). The sperm usually does this by having certain chemicals act as a drill, then other chemicals acting as a key to the egg cell's keyhole. So if your cross-species pair doesn't have this compatibility of enzymes, then no genetic material will enter the egg, no meiosis, no embryo, no baby.Regarding #3 and #4, google "cytogenetics" and "karyotyping" for more information.Also regarding #4, eww captcha that is not a food.
>>40470794See pic related. It's like a ballroom dance routine if you turn your head to the side and squint.>>40470811I meant fertilization, not meiosis. Welp I'm off to bed.
>>40470811NowNow hear me outWhat happens if we attempt a TRIPLE MIX
>>40470744And now from another guy:Human-sayian baby1)Evidently does fit, additionally managing to avoid the Superman Problem.2)Presumably both species use similar sperm-egg models, so no problem.3-4)What codes for Super Sayianing What codes for tail and the associated giant monkey transformation?Answer: it's all just as much bullshit as power levels.
>>40470864>crushed dreams and broken heartshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TrisomyTrisomyA genetic disorder in which a person has three copies of a chromosome instead of two.
>>40470869Well if you had, say the genomic information of a pure saiyan, a crossbreed, and a pure human, then you can cross-reference them to get your answers. The latter is already available (see "Human Genome Project."Admittedly it's going to take a shitton of time, money and geneticists but it's not out of the realm of possibility.
>>40470869>>40470892>>40470934Too easy, we have to go deeperArcosian/Human/Saiyan hybrid
>>40470934>crack the saiyan genome>super saiyan gene therapy>super saiyan lizardKek. Arctus isn't Space Tony Stark, he's spacenazi Josef Mengele
>>40470973>the giant monkey transformation turns them into godzilla
>>40471021Oh my YES>>40470973We kinda already have at least partially sequenced spessmonkey genome for use in medical pods.
>>40471130>spessmonkey genome for use in medical pods.wich means it's kind of compatible with everything.
Arent Arcosians asexual? Can we theoretically give birth at any moment if we wanted to?
>>40471130So does Bulma.....!!!!>Maybe you should start working on that other little secret project you had in mind, give it as a nice surprise when he comes back eventually.Well shoot, looks like next year's hairstyle trend is gonna be spiked blonde.
>>40471204Yeah, Galo sengen
>>40471193Arctus had a mother.
>>40471193Eggs creep me outAlso you had a mom and a dadYou know you guys are just giving me more ideas on how to fuck with genetics for later down the road right?Especially if you end up pursuing Bulma as wellThen things are gonna get REALLY fun>tfw Gohan aint shit in comparison
>>40471316>You know you guys are just giving me more ideas on how to fuck with genetics for later down the road right?JUSTASPLANNED
http://strawpoll.me/4574169Relevant, gonna go take a nap now
>>40472192LETS HIT THOSE SHOWERS
If this actually ends up a thing, can we actually do the Godzilla transformation instead of oozaru on the kid? Or is this more something possibly related to sharing energy?
>>40470970>no Namekian for super self healing Zenkai capabilitiesDisappointed.
>>40476123So cell basically.
>>40476123Come now, you can't get everything in one generation. You have to leave your kid something to bring into the bloodline.
>>40476324Well he is perfect.>>40476358>fucking namekians doesn't workDunno how you'll get your kid to have those genes without science.And besides, the kid will have something we don't.Majin-jelly-DNA
>>40476441A majin quest would be pretty awesome.The poor fucking QM that runs it would have so many things to keep track of and theres the potential we just absorb everything ever
>>40476483>You're Maijin Teej, wat do?>Absorb the nearest EVERYTHING>FUCK YOU DUMPLIN! GO BACK TO XV!The regen would absolutely break everything, since /tg/ would just throw pieces of themselves all over the place
>>40476514Namekian quest would just end up a social quest trying to convince everyone on Namek to merge with us
>>40476551Or dynasty quest where we breed our own clan of super minions King Piccolo style.
>>40476580Breeding an army would kinda kick ass to be honest
>>40476601>"Hello, I'm Kazoo, and this is my army of children, named...">hours later>"... and of course, Maracas."
>>40476761i think we should go with a different theme.
>>40476782It's either snails or instruments, take your pick.Humans get stupid names or names involving clothingNamekians have snails and instrumentsSaiyans have vegetablesArcosians have low temperature theme
>>40476483I had urges to try that.Becoming all consuming blob is one of the potential scenarios that have me worried.
>>40476810then at least go for the most metal and/or outlandish instruments.
>>40476921You think there is anything more Metal than someone beating you to death with a Kazoo?Have you seen how brutal you have to be for that to work?I guess a Recorder is the most annoying instrument, though.No Didgeridoos, though.
>>40476885If you write the character into circumstances then they will have a desire for something, just make this something "good" rather than "evil" and the players will just consume the bad guys.>Like the now dead cell quest where people wanted to be an anti-cell and was friendly to the z fighters, deciding to be a "vegetarian" consuming no sentient life
>>40476921Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAQChI7Yq-I ?
>>40460793A for the hilarity
>>4047748219 hours late.
>>40477245>tfw no farmer cell with nymphomaniac wife.>tfw no harvest moon z.
>>40478133Considering they were going to be a technically genderless FemCell, they may have been the wife in that case.
>>40478577Sadly the qm never came backHowever next time CellAnon pops up i'll ask if he has any timeframe for the one he was planningTo be honest that qm was pretty terrible and the quest had a lot of participants, with a good one i imagine it being a lot of fun
>>40478637His writing was kinda wonky, but the antics with dressing up and bringing ice cream were hilarious.
>>40478872We brought the perfect gifts, chocolates, and chocolate ice cream.
>>40478637If no one sees this i will just bring it up later. As for a timeframe about when i start my quest, it's kind of up in the air due to me needing to stabilize my life right now, so i cannot give any specifics about when i would run my quest. I technically could start it tomorrow but i don't want to have a hectic schedule or end up abandoning the quest so i am opting to wait for right now. As far as plot progression i have several things planned that could potentially happen, we will just have to see what the players will decide of course. One of the main issues is i still need to figure out a leveling process for powerlevels and character development, attributes, move learning etc. and once i figure out how to do that i should have all the main pieces ready to go. This is of course dependent on whether there is interest in a Dbz quest (Or more specifically a Cell quest) after the other cell quest died in the hanger, but since you are inquiring about when i may run it i will assume there is at least a small/decent amount of interest and will continue developing my ideas and will let you know when im ready to start.
>>40482031Good thing i stumbled back in hereGood to hear cellanon, im sure the quest will get interest. The last one had a ton and the op didnt even talk outside of the story posts which helps sustain hype like Eails in questsBut yeah you sort your stuff out man but im hyped none the less
>>40482240Good to hear anon, glad you are hyped i will be glad to bring it when the time comes.
>>40469257>cross species babiesRealm of science fiction and fantasy. Next question?
>>40482853>>40482031Remember that canon Cell was actually alive for a couple of decades before he turned into Imperfect Cell, and even then when he time traveled he had to regress and start over which took quite a while as well.So if you want to be more like canon and have Cell time travel you could use the first time he reaches imperfection as a tutorial of sorts, and to get a general feel of things.Or you can be smartypants and figure out another way of doing it.
>>40483147like Dragon Ball?
>>40483418I think Trunks is a better poster child for the scifi/fantasy mashup that is DBZ. He time travels with his mother's super science, and like all the Z fighters, is basically a muscle-wizard.
>>40485479And he traveled the galaxy.
>>40483418Yeah, and like Dragon Ball, our dear QM should just stop giving so much fucks about being "correct" about it.
>>40485479OK but what if, instead of regular Trunks...
>>40488129...THE FUCK'S A CONDOM!?
this, since its been almost two days
>>40488422>1d 7h>almost two daysWork on your math, bitch.
>>40488187>>40488327>>40488334>>40488346>>40488359>>40488374>>40488422It's like you want such glory to sink into the abyss. For shame. Popo will come for you. Chuckles get in here right now Chuckles, srsly Chuckles plz.