You are SAMANTHA SMITH, or well, you were. Due to a rather unfortunate accident you met your early demise while walking along a trail at fat camp and now you are a new-born baby harpy in a fantasy world. Today you spent the day getting to know the family nest and your family: your mom, older sister, your younger sibling, and your twin, as well as exploring the nest and the tree you now call home.Now you are asleep in a bed made of fluffy furs and downy feathers, the world a swirling dark of unconscious. Your mind grasps out at memories, pulling and twisting thoughts, to form your dreams. What do you dream this night?>Birthday>Games>Flight>Nightmare
>>40473360Welcome to Re:Harpy Quest!I'm your host BurningSigil. Twitter: https://twitter.com/BurningSigilAskfm: ask.fm/BurningSigilPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Re%3A+HarpyDice System is 1d100, Best of 3 rolls, Roll over the DC.There are sometimes multiple DCs to a single roll ranging from Critical Fail-Major Fail-Failure-Success-Major Success-Critical Success.There will be 10-15 minutes for voting and updates will take place on average of 20-40 minutes after I call the vote.
>>40473366>ask.fm/BurningSigilFYI, ask.fm now requires registration to ask questions, so don't expect many anons to go through that just to ask a question. Unless it is especially pressing.
>>40473360>Games>>40473476Best games for best twin.
>>40473513This can be interpreted in many ways.In which layer of hell is a FUCKING CAKE A FUCKING PIZZA?!
>>40473548But anon, pizza cake
>>40473360Calling and Writing>>40473446That explains why no one is asking me questions there. Have a better site I could use or should I just answer everything in after threads?
>>40473668Can't think of anything. Guess questers are going to have to stick to end-of-thread Q&A time.JESUS FUCK CHRIST, HOW THE HELL FUCKING ANTICHRIST IS A PIZZA A FUCKING COOKIE??!?!?!?!
>>40473796It's round and was made with Flour
>>40473827Yes, but pizza gets hard when it goes stale like cake, cookies get soft. Hence pizzas are a cake as this anon >>40473548found out
>>40473360The world is strange, warped, pixelated. As you are now you are looking down from above the world, like an all seeing goddess, but at the same time it looks very much like a GBA game from the 90s or early 2000s. The world is portrayed with very little detail but you can still make out a forest, and a large tree at the center, and a nest in the tree. Soothing music begins playing in the background of your mind. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XpO6FlH4xc&index=17&list=PLBB54C5D4FA196011 Before your sight you see a nest with four eggs in it, two already cracked wide open, a third wobbles back and forth shaking ever so slightly under your gaze. There is a *flump flump flump* noise and a pixelated white harpy enters the screen visibly excited as she bounces around the egg. *Crick-crik* “Pweeee” a small round ball of fluff pops with a crack out of the egg and wait… is this supposed to be you? You imagine moving left, and the small ball of fluff moves left, imagining to move right does the same. Hunh. You focus back on the game before you, your mom excitedly tittering back and forth, dialogue boxes popping in and out. You just lived through this day, how could it be any different than before? Yep, another little ball of fluff enters the room, that’d be twin sis, more text, uh hunh… when is this dream going to go somewhere?Your question is answered as a black fade away washes over your vision, replaced with a battle screen, a pixelated version of yourself, or is that your twin?, is on the screen in front of you. >Elder Harpy Baby Twin wants to battleAh hey, the tutorial fight. Alright so if this is a game then that means it should play like one, so if you just think of a command prompt you should do it.>Attack>Special>Flee
>>40474009It's time to fight!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hAZEQ94plA>Special
>>40474009>SpecialSUPLEX!You don't need to copy-paste the enire youtube URL, just the v=_XpO6FlH4xc part.
>>40474009Looks like using our super special attack is a go!Calling and writing.>>40474102I'm learning all kinds of stuff today.
Here, whilst everyone is waiting for QM to finish, have some music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY54cdZvuu8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adviaRAxJ5s
>>40474186I will not forgive Nintendo for making me do that with a fucking Roller
>>40474009RULES OF NATURE!
>>40474186Nah it's obviously thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtXjsh3qS8I&index=17&list=PL6akIKaXBeU02shOveaefiFXO_wKRkXiQ
>>40474186THIS is a proper boss battle theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQIogLBFBs
>>40474282Neither of your songs are good for a pixelated game
Give me a couple extra minutes, just got called that I need to be the one to pick my younger sibling up from his learning establishment.
I've got four folders of questionable music.The next time OP has to dissappear to write their posts give me a number between 1 & 4 inclusive and I'll post a song from there to help pass the time.Unless enough peopel view me as a cancer in which case I shall merge once more with the anonymous sea.
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>40474376
>>40474419Electro remixes of chiptunes.www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-qpHtr6nvw
HOLY SHIT I ALMOST MISSED IT
>>40474456heh that kind of reminds me of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGiSgPP-8mc
Fuck yes b-day harpy chicks!Also, shame on you anons for not realizing the true soundtrack for this battle!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptXXzQ_dXwg
>>40474580This is our sister, not a bloody dragon! Save it for when we need to fuck up a Dick Wolf.
>>40474609But she's our life-long rival, and we are clearly having a serious battle that will determine the fates of many for decades to come!
>>40474609Fuck no. We ain't goin' to Assholia.
>>40474646left to right, top to bottom;Not-So-Shittestan???Hateboner ForestHere be DickwolvesFacerape gorgeTick BarrensMurderFuck LakeNew JerseyNot-So-BadlandsFor the anons that can't read cursive.
>>40474700Greater Killfuckistan.My handwriting a shit.
>>40474714Your G's looks like D's and you forgot to dot your i's. Human reasoning is awesome, but it's got limits.Apparently lasagne is pizza.
>>40474773You know the last time I actually had to use cursive? There's a reason it's not part of the curriculum any more.
>>40474825Lack of government funding?
>>40474825Lucky you. I got an concentrated dose of cursive so hard in my younger years that I forgot how to write without cursive.
harpy quest is dedrip
>>40474009Alright, most games like this have a special move that you can pull off right, so if you just think hard enough you should be able to… oh hey it works. Special: Feathered Fury Tackle Hug. Pixelated feathers fly around on the screen and the image of your sister shakes back and forth, then with a couple of bright flashes she slowly sinks into the floor with a “Pweee.”9999 Damage!>Elder Harpy Baby Twin has been defeated. Gained 15 Exp.*Ding*>Level 2 Achieved. Alright! Sister fight beat! The screen returns to the normal pixilation and, great back to text, yadda yadda, Mom leaves, blah blah blah. Why would they make a game about my life in this new world nothing exciting has even happened yet, take a nap over here. Does the Konami code work?You input Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start, you do not unlock infinite lives.Nope, doesn’t work, might as well hurry this along then. You continue along the rest of your day eventually having pixel you and pixel sis climb to the top of the tree where you are rewarded with a soothing melody and a cut scene of the sun setting. With all the glory of a pixelated background scene, the scene slowly fades to black. A white loading bar appears on the screen in front of you in the black expanse.Genetic Memory: 50% loaded.Species: Eagle Harpy Subspecies: HarpyjaLevel: 2…Saving…Saving… Save complete.1/2
>>40475171Your eyes flit open, the warm morning sun shines down through the canopy and onto your face. You awake to find yourself indeed still a baby harpy monster but it feels strange, the nest seems smaller than when you last fell asleep, and when did the bedding covering you get so warm and heavy?You glance around, little sibling is still in the nursery his/her marble white shell in pristine condition. Mom is nowhere in sight, perhaps she is in a different part of the nest or went to go catch breakfast. The exit to the nest that you used yesterday is blockaded by fresh branches, mud, and rocks. It seems Mom doesn’t want to risk you and sis putting yourself in harms way again. Big sis is buried under her pile exactly like last night, you can tell because the pile of furs are slowly rising and falling rhythmically.And your twin, wait, where is she? “Snrrrk…” you hear from behind you as you come to the realization that you are not alone in your bed. Snuggled up against you is your twin sister, her wings wrapped around you in a hug as she buries her face into your hair. “Mmmmm…” she mumbles as she pulls you closer into her embrace.Well Sam, now what?>Get up, there is a day to be seized>Stay here a little while longer, you don’t want to wake sis.>Attempt to sneak out of her grasp (D)>Write In
>>40475189>>Attempt to sneak out of her grasp (D)Ninja Harpy!
>>40475189>>Attempt to sneak out of her grasp (D)
>>40475189>Get up, there is a day to be seized
>>40475189>Get up, there is a day to be seizedAnd drag our twin along for the ride.
>>40475189>>Get up, there is a day to be seized
>>40475189>Attempt to sneak out of her grasp (D)
>>40475189>Get up, there is a day to be seizedHarpe Diem!
>>40475189>Write In>Try to gently wake up sis.
No stop what are you doingDon't wake up sister
>>40475280We did wake her up before because she was hungry.Why not wake her up again because adventure?
>>40475342Our sister doesn't seem to be a big fan of adventure. I know were going to force her into it anyways.
>>40475189Tallying, Calling and Writing.
>>40475426>>40475280Being adventurous is one thing, but you want us to be a morning person. You monster.
>>40475804We are the morning harpy, ALL SHALL FEAR US!
>>40475189 You squirm slightly in your sister’s grasp, something nagging at you, this is your second chance at life, damn it if you will spend every moment asleep, you were idle enough in the past, now is the time for action. Ignoring how soft the down bed is you shake back and forth attempting to free yourself from the downy death grip your sister has on you. The morning sun is crying out adventure and who are you to deny it. “Ughnnn…nnnnuuunnn” your sister groans out a complaint as she tries to keep hold of you, but you manage to break free. Her eyes flutter open and she lets out a long “Cheeeeeep” of complaint. You look her over, her hair is a mess probably one of the worst cases of bed head you’ve seen, she lets out a slow yawn as she rises up next to you. Wait, she seems bigger but not, have the two of you aged while you slept? You look down at yourself, you seem to be almost the size Older Sis was yesterday, the two of you now appearing to be about three years old, your downy feathers now sporting tiny grey highlights as small flight feathers begin poking at the surface, your hair has grown to almost your shoulders overnight, and you feel much more stable standing up."Twitt cheep~, Twitt twitt~" you sister seems to still be flustered that you woke her up early as her downy feathers have puffed up as she angrily cheeps at you. >Get sis to calm down, waking early never killed anyone.>Check up on older sis>Check up on lil’ eggy>Try to climb the wall mom put down, you can’t stop adventure! (D)>Try to break down the wall (D)>Write in
>>40475822Morning harpy crows louder than a rooster at the dawn!
>>40475189>Get up, there is a day to be seizedWake her up.
>>40475834>Check up on lil’ eggy>Try to climb the wall mom put down, you can’t stop adventure! (D)
>>40475834>Get sis to calm down, waking early never killed anyone.
>>40475834>>Get sis to calm down, waking early never killed anyone.
>>40475834>Get sis to calm down, waking early never killed anyone
>>40475834>Get sis to calm down, waking early never killed anyone.>Try to climb the wall mom put down, you can’t stop adventure! (D)
>>40475834>Get sis to calm down, waking early never killed anyone.>Check up on older sis>Check up on lil’ eggyall the Things
>>40475834>Write inPoint out to her how different she looks.
>>40475834>Check up on older sis>Try to speak, say calming things to older little sis.
>>40475834>Check up on lil’ eggy
>>40475834Calling and writing.
>>40476011>>Try to speak, say calming things to older little sis.Sing to her.
>>40475834>Get sis to calm down, waking early never killed anyone.Then scale out the wall.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>40476061Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
>>40476167hope this isnt a bad thing
>>40476167Well then... that was unexpected. Roll me 1d100 folks.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>40476207Rollan
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>40476207
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>40476207That's not encouraging.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>40476207
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>40476207
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>40476207Rolling for breakfast, rolling away
>>40476218>>40476229>>40476235holy shit niggas
>>40476218>>40476229>>40476235Well, looks like I'll be rolling dice today. Back to writing.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>40476218>>40476229>>40476235Ya'll niggas need to rollFOR MOTHER
Rolled 90 (1d100)This thread is cursed.
Rolled 1 (1d4)Rolling for interlude music from musicAnon.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>40476296Oh, sorry.Should have whispered.for mother
>>40476327"This nest of crazy is not my doing."-Eyszha
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>40476275>>40476296I'm sorry.Oh mother
>>40476377Well now it's too late, so mother is still a tad upset.
>>40476377Huh ... what where the odds?
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>40476377See.For mother.Thanks questdrone.
>>40475834You glare at your sister, there is a day out there waiting to be had and she is upset you saved her from wasting her life in bed. And now here she is twittering away like you ruined her morning, nope, not gonna happen, you are not putting up with this. The two of you are going to have fun fluffy Tiny Harpy Adventures, and the two of you are going to have a nice happy day. You look your sister dead in the eyes as she rants at you, her soft blonde hair standing at odd angles, a little bit of drool still hanging on her cheek, and her normally poofy feathers flattened oddly on one side. You stifle a laugh at how silly she looks as you gather your thoughts.“Twitt,” you say interrupting her rant. She looks taken aback, but you continue “Twitt, Tweet twitt. Cheep Chirr. Chirp tweet twitt.” “Chee-“ she tries to defend herself, shaking herself a bit to fix her feathers, but you press on.“Tweet chirp, Tweet titter chee~. Chirp, Chirp, chee. Chirp, Chirp. Twitt~!” you move over to her, and start rubbing your wing over her bed head fixing it as you do so.“Twitt?” she looks down at the ground and then back at you, she looks like she is sorry that she got so upset with you over nothing.“Twitt.” You confirm wrapping your wings around your sister holding her gently in your fluffy embrace and she extends her arms to return the gesture, the two of you holding one another close as the leaves around you rustle softly in the early morning dripping dew that glistens in the sun.Your sister seems to have calmed down considerably and the day has just begun, there is still plenty to do today, but the question is, what first?>Check up on older sis>Check up on lil’ eggy>Try to climb the wall mom put down, you can’t stop adventure! (D)>Try to break down the wall (D) All these anons thinking the roll was for the wall.
>>40476516>Check up on older sis
>>40476516>Check up on lil’ eggy
>>40476516>>Check up on older sis
>>40476516>Check up on lil’ edgy
>>40476516>>Check up on lil’ eggy
>Check up on older sisLet no sleepy harpy go unturned!
>>40476516>Check up on older sisI want her to tell us we got big
waitso all harpies are female rightdoes that mean all fathers are humanor are there other male monsters
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>40476516Tallying and Writing.Ignore my rolls, they mean nothing!
>>40476701So that role was for music-anon. Got it.
>>40476687Often any male humanoid can be a father. But who's to say in this canon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_hFw_cWg9UTotes appropes for what we're going to do.
>>40473888Pizzas are a type of pie, man...
>>40476687Male Harpies are exceedingly rare to the point where they are often classified as a different species of monster. They do however exist.In this canon any male humanoid can be a father but some species are compatible. Like an Arachne and a Harpy couldn't breed. But an elf and an Arachne could, or a Human and a Lamia, or a Harpy and a Halfling, etc. Back to writing.
>>40476824Inb4 male harpy dread pirate literal Jack Sparrow...
>>40476824So you're saying humans are very virile.
>>40476912Nah humans just get fucked a lot in this setting...
>>40476912They are just the universal donor of cum-types.
>>40476943>Nah humans just get fucked a lot in this setting...Any setting honestly, remember it's always half human when they say half something.
>>40476968I blame bards
>>40476943>>40476961So fertile then.But doesn't said monster usually attach to the donor?
>>40476968The human penis is the usb standard of genitals.
>>40477003And then someone comes along with an iPhone port, because they're SOOO special.
>>40476990I suppose that that's technically how sex works...>>40477060Nah, elves are micro-USB
>>40476912Not sure why you'd think that, Humans were mentioned in just one of the three example pairings.
>>40477060But Humans do that alot so it can't be elves
>>40477081Bruh, humans could have a kid with a TREE if they tried hard enough.They're very ingenious, cause they don't live very long.
>>40476516You decide that there will be no sleepy heads on this day, you must awaken the older sister! You motion for your sister to follow you over to Big Sis’s bed where you find a rather large pile of furs flumped over a body, you can tell something is alive under there because of the raising and lowering of the pile. You look back at your sister, who eyes you nervously, Big sis does sleep a lot, maybe she would be upset being woken up so early in the morning. Ah, to hell with it.“Tweet~ Cheep Chee~!” you twitter a good morning to your sister as you throw off her blanket exposing her to the morning sun. It is at this point you realize something, that pile was a lot bigger than it was last night. You look over older sis who is still somehow asleep, she has grown considerably in size overnight jumping in age from appearing to be a four year old to looking like an eight year old, her feathers have come in fully and are brown with dark brown tips and white bases, her tail feathers have a white strip that runs horizontally across them, and her down now hides itself well under her slick new plumage. Her wavy brown hair has grown down to the small of her back. She tosses and turns with a grumble.“Muhm, moor sleepy” she gripes as she pick up one of the nearby furs and tosses it back over her face and wings. She apparently really wants her sleep. You look back over to your twin who gives you a shrug with her wings.>No, there are no sleep heads on this day! Wake up Big sis.>Go check on little eggy.>Oh, well, time for adventure sis. Over the wall! (D)>Hunh? What’s that noise?(D)>Write In
>>40477174>>No, there are no sleep heads on this day! Wake up Big sis.
>>40477174>Hunh? What’s that noise?(D)
>>40477174>Go check on little eggy.
>>40477174>No, there are no sleep heads on this day! Wake up Big sis.>Hunh? What’s that noise?(D)
>>40477174>Hunh? What’s that noise?(D)Fuck was that?
>>40477174>>Go check on little eggy.
>>40477174>Write InWiggle your way into her pile.
>>40477174>>Hunh? What’s that noise?(D)
>>40477174>What's that noise?
>>40477174>No, there are no sleep heads on this day! Wake up Big sis.Need to fill the party! Also, someone to help us work out words.
>>40477174>Hunh? What’s that noise?(D)And this is where the roll earlier comes in, isn't it?Is it dad?Is he a Strix?
>>40477174>No, there are no sleep heads on this day! Wake up Big sis.Why sleep when you can live the dream?
>>40477283>Is he a Strix?BEST DAD EVER!
>>40477174>No, there are no sleep heads on this day! Wake up Big sis.>Hunh? What’s that noise?(D)Probably not your cup of tea but eh, it's long: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMAebjDU_QwAdventure is calling!
>>40477174>>No, there are no sleep heads on this day! Wake up Big sis.>Hunh? What’s that noise?(D)Is something happening? Wake up sis! SOMETHING'S HAPPENING PANIC
>>40477328>Adventure is callinghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=113yv-Kdy7I
>>40477162Sure, I know about the 'humans mate with everything' trope, I'm just pointing out how it doesn't really have any bearing on what the QM posted. In this setting, we've yet to see much indication that humanity is especially adept in regards to inter-species breeding compared to most other races.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>40477174Hmmm... looks like we are Waking big sis with a side of What was that?Give me 1d100 folks. DC is hidden, not this roll.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>40477413
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>40477413
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>40477413
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>40477413WHO'S THERE!
>>40477439FUCK GOD DAMN SPELLING MISTAKES>>40477451I WAS TRYING TO SPELL CORRECTLY SHIT
>>40477426>>40477435The curse is real!>>40477437Maybe not...>>40477439Wow, 1 second off. That's to bad.Well, you hear Something. Back to Writing.
>>40477476See what proper english gets you?
>>40477507As long as we're on the topic of spelling/grammar...>Too
This anon is fucking off for sleep. Don't fuck it up now!
>>40477766It's too late I already have. Remember anons proper grammar causes bad rolls.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>40477979This guy am the right.
>>40478005i don't even
>>40478030The dice gods are in a trolling mood right now because Improvaizen is back
>>40478030dont forget too take the apostrophe out
>>40478005STOP WASTING ALL THE GOOD ROLLS!
>>40473360why does it look like the ISIS flag?
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>40478065NEVER!AN ICE CREAM COOKIE SANDWICH IS NOT A FUCKING HAMBURGER
>>40477174Now that’s not fine, she can’t sleep in on such a lovely day. You reach out to her furs with your talon, grasping down on the soft pelt and give it a tug. It feels caught like on a snag and this elicits another groan from your older sister. You chirp and twitter loudly at her but she buries herself further into the pile. Well this is getting you nowhere fast, you can’t overpower sis and she really doesn’t want to get out of bed today. Maybe you should just-Then you hear it, a rustle from nearby, at first it could sound like the tree’s leaves shifting back and forth in the breeze, but this sounds closer. A primal fear grips you as you look over at your twin, she looks confused at your gaze. Something is moving nearby, you can’t make out what it is but something is moving in the nest that isn’t you or one of your sisters. “Twitt?” she asks with a tilt of her head, wondering why you suddenly look panicked.You need to wake big sis, now!You jump onto your sister and her blanket tweeting loudly and rapidly, she needs to get up! There is someone in the nest with you! Stranger danger! You are suddenly flung onto the floor of the nest along with the pelt, which lands on top of you. You peer out from under it to see Older Sis sitting upright, her plumage all a mess. “What, what is it? Trynna rest.” She questions you grumpily as she begins trying to fix her plumage.“Tweet chirp, cheer twee~” You try to tell her but it doesn’t go anywhere, she just looks at you plainly. Curse you baby bird voice!Maybe twin sis can help, you turn to her expecting her to back you up. But she has the same perplexed expression on as before! Damn it! All of you could be in danger right now. Or you could just be freaking out over nothing. But the first one is much more likely!>Find the source of the noise (D)>No time to deal with sis, we need to secure the family! To baby sibling!>Try to beat baby bird voice. First words!(D) (Write in)>Write in
>>40478126>>Try to beat baby bird voice. First words!(D) (Write in)STRANGERS!
>>40478126>Try to beat baby bird voice. (Hey! Listen!)
>>40478126>>Find the source of the noise (D)>No time to deal with sis, we need to secure the family! To baby sibling!
>>40478126>Try to beat baby bird voice. First words!(D)DANGA!
>>40478126>Find the source of the noise (D)
>>40478126>Try to beat baby bird voice. First words!(D) (Write in)There, THEREpoint towards where you heard the noise.
>>40478164this is just fucking great
>>40478126>Try to beat baby bird voice. First words!(D) (Write in)STRANGER DANGER!FREE DONUTS!
>>40478126>>40478237that was my vote. I'm going with>>40478164
>>40478126>>Try to beat baby bird voice. (Hey! Listen!)
>>40478237It's only appropriate
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>40478126Looks like we are going for First Words "Hey, Listen! Danger!"Roll me 1d100. Ignore my rolling here.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>40478403
Rolled 57, 43, 27, 82 = 209 (4d100)>>40478403Mother o dice
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>40478403I'm scurred.Are mom and dad rolling stealth for sex?Is that why we have the barrier?
>>40478415well that was quick
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>40478403
>>40478415...Well.We eloquent as fuck.
>>40478415AHAHAHAAHAHAHA THANKS DICE GODS!
>>40478415I am become bird, sayer of the word.
>>40478415Nat 100.Not only do we speak, but we speak eloquently with a beautiful voice.
>>40478415Lend me your ears, my family.Danger is afoot in the shrubbery.
God i feel amazing for rolling that!
>>40478503Half Harpey - Half SirenOur words can control emotions and shitDO IT
>>40478415Well, fuck me sideways. A Nat 100 on communication.H-how do I even write this? Give me a few minutes. I need to think... Well at least you get this.>Forestspeak gained!
>>40478522Nah we obviously gotta be a black harpy>>40478534I am not sorry for my roll! Hahahahha!
>>40478415And that, my friends, is how we saved the world from the god of pain and bloodshed.
>>40478534Cultured and articulate voice?
>>40478543>Nah we obviously gotta be a black harpybut why
>>40478534I liked this idea >>40478503
>>40478603That is a stupid idea, We've already got a halfblood quest
>>40478534Do we get the Navi achievement?
>>40478603we can brach out to that later? maybe?
>>40478620Completely different premise...
>>40478476Oh.Well.Uh.OOH MA MOW MOW, PAPA, OOH MA MA MOW, PAPA, OOH MA MOW MOW, PAPA OOH MA MA MOW, PAPA, OOH MA MA MA MA MA MOW MOW.
Morgan freeman voice
>>40478688Yes.Absolute yes.Actually, is there a female Morgan Freeman equivalent?
>>40478557up to 12: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/357468
Nat 100 on your first words...
The best part is if we do have a beautiful voice so will have our twin sister
>>40478744We shall grow to be a linguist. It is a sign.
>>40478744Momma is going to be so proud.
>>40478688Great, now I'll be reading posts in his voice for the rest of this thread.That was not sarcasm, this is going to be great.
>>40478808Even the tweets?
>>40478772Almost every harpy suffers from the delusion that they have a beautiful voice. Except the ones that do, they have perfectly justified confidence in their vocal talent.
>>40478823>reading 'tweet' in his deep voicemy sides
>>40478827>Mfw we're the only harpy who doesn't give a crap about how our voice soundsFund it!
>>40478811That would be so great, Just, for our first words we manifest our latent telepathic ability, shocking everyone.
>>40478823especially the tweets
>>40478811....That is fucking stupid as all hell......
>>40478884Maybe we should communicate telekinetically, instead.
Re:Harpy Quest: Either Get Busy Speakin' or Get Busy Dyin'
>>40478899Or we could fucking speak normally and not suggest stupid ideas!
>>40478902So far we've done both.>>40478927Are you dense, sir?
>>40478899>>40478884>>40478859>>40478811No Psycho Powah please. That will only lead to going full M. Bison. You never go Full Bison.
>>40478963And it's stupid as hell....
>>40478927You must be retarded
>>40478963well a psychic link with out twin might be neat...
So with any luck, this'll be a good sign for our vocal talents. Now we'll just need to work on our manual dexterity, and then we'll be able to unlock the bard route.>>40478823Even the tweets, though it'll be of him reading out the sound effect instead of actually trying to twitter.
>>40478992Learn to speak proper English before you post ideas please
>>40479018>and then we'll be able to unlock the bard route.Bards are shit and you just want to go for the fuck everything route
>>40479018We also need hands for that.>>40479019huh?
Give me some extra time, this 100 really threw me for a loop, you cut down the progress bar by one on an event so I need to do some stuff. Also prepare yourselves.
>>40479035Maybe we could go down the death metal route and become a tank bard
>>40479096Simple answer that i've already saidBards are shit
>>40479071If I might suggest something for the 100;Sirensong - our voice is naturally compelling and attention-grabbing, and we are quite convincing no matter the claim we make.Or something like that?
>>40479118>SirensongWe're a goddamned Harpy not a Siren!Also really? That's pretty damn OP>and we are quite convincing no matter the claim we make.So we can speak nonsense and it's very convincing because of our voice!You see how stupid that is now?
>>40479118>Sirensong - our voice is naturally compelling and attention-grabbingThis is ok>and we are quite convincing no matter the claim we make.This is not ok.
>>40479211yes a natural 100 warrents a moment of total awesomeness.But not much more.
>>40479151Not quite what I meant - since we're doing this in an attempt to get Bigsis to look at something (get her attention and get her to do something), I figured the power might as well play on those parts. That's where the siren part came from (the attention-grabbing and compelling).And I never said we could speak convincing nonsense - saying "afsbfdbtdhtdz" wouldn't convince anyone of anything, because noone would have any idea what the hell we said. I was thinking closer to that we could tell someone that the sky was purple-polka-dotted, and they might have to actually look up to make sure it wasn't. Or we could tell someone that their entire body was on fire and they'd panic for a bit before realizing they were fine. Something that might work as a quick distraction to get us out of a jam.
>>40479262No it really doesn't, It's simply a critThat means something very good happens instead of something just "Good"
>>40479288That is stupidly OP, Please don't ever suggest an idea again
>>40479309...being a naturally convincing liar and/or skilled orator is OP?
>>40478126You need to tell her, she needs to know that everyone could be in danger right now. You are the only one that apparently knows that someone or something has invaded the nest, and all you can do is twitter and tweet like a little bird. Come on Sam, you spent sixteen years of your life able to say words, you just need to focus, mouth forms shapes and you just speak. How can it be this hard!? You struggle with you face, scrunching it up and doing facial exercises. Mom can speak, it sounds like English, Big Sis can speak, she said you would get the hang of it soon enough. You can speak, you know you can, you just need to… wait… you don’t need to. You could always speak, you never thought about it, you just did it, you never thought about bird speak, well until recently. Maybe you just need to stop thinking bird and…“Huh, lis, da” you force out from your lips, your voice is sweet like honey. You did it, non-tweets, you can talk! And with that you can protect your family. Big sis is looking quizzically at you as you have suddenly gone from panicked jumping around to a rather calm state and she looks concerned about you. You whip around and stare her right in the eyes, ruffling your feathers to maximum rustle, and take in a big deep breath, the time has come.1/2
>>40479336“Hey, Listen! Danger!” you say to her clear as a chime in the countryside on a calm spring day. Big sis looks shocked, twin sis also looks surprised and confused that her sister is speaking like mom.There is a silence that hangs over the air. As if the world is waiting with baited breath, no one moves.“Danger!” you repeat throwing up your wings trying to snap big sis out of it.She shakes her head a few times, “Right, danger. We need to all get together, safety in numbers. We need to protect little sibling!” she ruffles her feathers up and begins making her way across the nest towards the nursery. You follow behind her, your twin looking at the ground as she trudges behind you, making motions with her lips.“Twi-, chee-, chir-“your sister attempts, it looks like she is trying to copy you in speaking. That’s pretty cute tha- you slam face first into the back of your older sister who is standing just outside the nursery.“No- nonononono….” She mutters to herself frozen like a statue. What could possibly be keeping her here instead of protecting younger sibling. You peer around your sister and you see it. 2/3
>>40479368The creature is long, and round like the branch of a tree. Yellow scales run the length of its entire body with an etched cris-cross pattern. In length the creature is nearly three times the height of your Older Sister maybe longer. Its eyes are a leaf green and a pink forked tongue juts in and out of its parsed lips. It is coiled round the nursery weaving its way in and out of the straw and twigs that make up the floor of the nest. Its eyes gaze ahead, focused on a prize, more specifically, focused on your younger sibling’s egg.Your mind screams two words at you simultaneously the first yells “Predator!” the second yells “Snake.” You look over at your two sisters both are in a state of shock, you need to save your family. But how?>Attack the snake! Protect younger sibling! (D)>Snap older sis out of it! Only she can protect the family.(D)>Get Big Sis and Twin to safety. Wait for mom, but lil’ sibling will…>Write in
>>40479390>Attack the snake! Protect younger sibling! (D)
>>40479320That's not even what you are fucking suggesting....If you can't see that then i'm just going to stop fucking talking to you>Attack the snake! Protect younger sibling! (D)
>>40479390>>Attack the snake! Protect younger sibling! (D)Claw out the mother fuckers eye
>>40479390>>Attack the snake! Protect younger sibling! (D)
>>40479390>Snap older sis out of it! Only she can protect the family.(D)FUCKING GET THAT LITTLE BITCH
>>40479390>>Attack the snake! Protect younger sibling(D)
Kill Snake, Acquire Breakfast!!
>>40479336>ruffling your feathers to maximum rustlehhhnggg
>>40479390>Attack the snake! Protect younger sibling! (D)Show them the meaning of the word
>>40479390>>Attack the snake! Protect younger sibling! (D)Touch littlest harpy? I must break you.jpg
>>40479390>>Attack the snake! Protect younger sibling! (D)AWW FUCK NAHCUT THAT BITCH
>>40479390>Attack the snake! Protect younger sibling! (D)No offensive abilities, you say?Well NUTS TO THAT!
>>40479390>>Attack the snake! Protect younger sibling! (D)WE HAVE FURY! FINKRAT!
When we attack we better screaming a battle cry to disorient our opponent with our clearly amazing voice!
>>40479542>screech right next to its head>startle it so badly it loses its grip and falls off the tree
Rolled 74, 36, 71 = 181 (3d100)>>40479390Looks like little birdy bout to lay the smack down.Roll me 1d100. Linked to this post.
>>40479390>Attack the snake! Protect younger sibling! (D)Stooooooooooooop! *crying like a baby*
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>40479542And lose the element of surprise? You fucking stupid?>>40479570
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>40479570
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>40479570
>>40479576go for the eyes!
>>40479576Ohhhhhh, shit.They *sniff* they grow up so fast...
>>40479408If I was suggesting otherwise then I apologize, as that wasn't my intent. I'm not saying we have mind control, that we can force someone to think something is true just by saying it. I meant that the manner in which we say things (tone, modulation, emphasis, other such crap) is naturally convincing - we sound like what we're saying is the absolute truth. Some people would be more easily swayed than others, of course, and some would be immune entirely, but we'd have an easier time on average of convincing people of things.In crunch terms, I was advocating a soft boost to diplomacy rolls.
>>40479576Little birdie is still ballin
>>40479575Lousy>>40479577Mediocre>>40479576DING DING DING We have a winner folks.Writing.
>>40479576>>40479570Snek sneaking in stealthy like: Gonna eat dat egg- wait what's that rustlinSKREEEEEEE
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>40479576Dayum son we fiesty
we are in auto sage now
>>40479604I think you mean >Snake attack
>>40479628Yup.And we reached 50 unique IPs.
>>40479628Thanks for the update.>>40479625Actually Mom looks a lot like her, except she has more feathers on her legs and has a tail fan, and a softer face.
>>40479605That's not what you were saying at all, You were saying it like we had the power to make someone think what we said was true for a limited amount of time, That's not a "Soft boost to diplomacy rolls"
>>40479390>Snap older sis out of it! Only she can protect the family.(D)
>>40479648Uh mate we're twins, So we'd look alike......Also we're totally going to look like pic related
>>40479668Does she remember to wear underwear more often?
Where does the "Mother" thing come from?
>>40479700Hive quest.the drones (MC's children) all go "FOR MOTHER!"Except they learned to whisper it recently so now its just Mother.
>>40479719Nope, We look alike, It's been stated
>>40479700Hive Queen quest.Also a lot of high rolls have been made when 'for mother' was posted along with the roll.
>>40479674"Hey, it says gullible on the ceiling."Something like that, but with such solidity and conviction that even those who know the joke might be tempted to check, just to make sure.That's what I was trying to get at - sorry if it sounded like something else.
>>40479719She was already described as looking just like us, we're identical twins.
>>40479767.....No one would look even if they were the smoothest talker in the world or they were the stupidest being on the planet, That's mind control buddy
I wonder if the sneak is gonna attack us back
>>40479805Jesus christ is that thing from fucking Africa!
>>40479788Stop this inane arguing.Besides, ive seen people look out of pure reflex. Someone being absent minded doing that is not out of the question.
>>40479788Plenty of people fall for much dumber shit. I once convinced someone that tarantulas weren't real. She bought it for 5 minutes before finally realizing I was bullshitting.
>>40479788>No one would look even if they were the [...] stupidest being on the planetThere is people on this planet who lost their balls because they stuck them in a golf ball cleaning machine. I find it highly unlikely that falling for a classic prank is the stupidest thing anyone has ever done on this planet.
>>40479878My friends had a shitty game were they would throw stuff like banana peels and say name catch. Worked a few times, one friend lost their grab reflex.
>>40479390Oh no, no stupid, punk ass, scaley piece of shit, is going to come into your family’s nest, and go after your little sibling! You ready your talons and begin rushing past the frozen statue that is your older sister and across the floor of the nursery kicking up straw and down as you pick up speed. The snake is totally unawares as it inches its way closer and closer to your younger sibling. It is focused on staying silent, thinking that it still has the element of stealth and that it can get in and out of the Harpy’s nest before the mother returns, belly full of delicious egg. It flicks its tongue out yet again and suddenly there is a moment of comprehension in its eyes as it turns, all to late to find a Harpy chick raking its claws against scales. Leaving gashes that ooze red ichor onto the nursery floor. The snake slithers back into a coil moving away from the egg and into the corner of the nursery, it rears up above you opening its mouth to reveal two sharp fangs that glisten in the morning sunlight. It lets out an audible “Hisssssahhhsssss” as its tongue dances in and out of its open maw. It goes to strike launching itself at you with coiled power, but you are already out of the way it bites into the nursery floor with a *CRUNCH* as it snaps twigs with its impact. Suddenly out of the corner of your eye something streaks by leaving another raking another several marks onto the coiled part of the snake’s body. Your twin sister, seeing your bravery seems to have snapped out of it and come to assist you. “Tweet” she says with a nod of acknowledgement, before turning with the most serious face in her life to face your adversary.>Team attack! (D)>Called Shot (Write In) (D) (May inflict status)>Run Interferance (D)>Write in Captcha Fish are food
>>40479900>There is people on this planet who lost their balls because they stuck them in a golf ball cleaning machine.Annnd there goes my last bit of faith in humanity......
>>40479927>Called Shot (GO FOR THE EYES BOO!) (D) (May inflict status)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8lLruVR2zQ
>>40479922>>40479900>>40479878>>40479825This is why we're now in autosage you neggers
>>40479927>Called Shot (Write In) (D) (May inflict status)>Go for the eyes
>>40479927>>Team attack! (D)
>>40479927>>Called Shot (Write In) (D) (May inflict status)EyesWhile twin runs interference
>>40479927>Called Shot (Write In) (D) (May inflict status)THE EYES!Even though snakes rely mostly on scent.
>>40479941See>>40479628We were in autosage long before this conversation started.
>>40479927>>Called Shot: EyesBLIND THE BITCH!
>>40479927>Called Shot (Write In) (D) (May inflict status)Eyes.Snake is half as dangerous if it can't see.
>>40479928take solace in the fact that they will not be able to reproduce.... further>>40479927>Double Tweet Twin Team attack! (D)
>>40479819I like to imagine that it's an electric fence, and the snek is absorbing its power.
>>40479927>Team attack! (D)The eyes are certainly tempting, but a bit too close to the mouth for my taste (though not the snake's, with a poor roll)
>>40479927>Team attack! (D)
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>40479927>Run Interferance (D)I have no idea what this means but it sounds annoying to be on the receiving end.
>>40479927>Team attack! (D)May the gods of twin help us
>>40479927>Called Shot (Write In) (D) (May inflict status)Eyes
>>40479927Calling Here! Going to tally before we roll the dice.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>40480111Team Attack Wins by 1. Roll me 1d100. No + or -.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>40480144Wooo!
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>40480144
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>40480144
Rolled 54, 31 = 85 (2d100)>>40480144Hah, forgot the other two rolls.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>40480144Twin tempest!
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>40480144
Rolled 52 (1d100)Dear dice, if it would not be altogether too much of a bother, might I beseech thy esteemed selves to bestow upon us a numerically advantageous result so as to discourage the thread's current blasphemous descent into grammatical barbarism? It would be ever so appreciated.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>40480144Let's go, buddy!https://youtu.be/rstUuS7s4RI
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>40480144All of the 1's
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>40480144
>>40480144>>40480166>>40480165>>40480164>>40480160You get an 89, Sis gets a 72. Snake gets wrekt. Writing.
>>40480197THE BIRDS OF PREY!
>>40480230Y'know it's weird. At first, I wasn't sold on that game for some reason, but then I actually decided to watch a couple of let's plays.Now I need a PS4.
>>40480197We will be a fine hunting pair!
>>40480262>>40480322I can already tell we're going to do everything together.
>>40480351birds of a feather and what not
>>40480351Until she dies after we make a terrible mistake
>>40480351Well, who ever the future husband is is going to be one lucky fellow.
>>40480397>TWO harpiesoh mylucky bastard
>>40480286Which game are you referring to if you don't mind?
Older Sis is going to be so jealous of us when we evolve first.
>>40480415Bloodborne. You kill a boss, that phrase pops up.
>>40480351The family that slays together, stays together.
>>40479927You know what to do, you can feel it, this snake isn’t a threat, it isn’t a predator. It is just an egg thief, and you, you are the predator and it is the prey. You and your sister dash forward kicking up straw as you go. The snake trying to keep track of both of you its head darting left and right not knowing which of the two of you to focus on. You strike cutting a gash into the snake’s side drawing even more blood, a ribbon of flesh flying off in your talons. It turns to try and strike you, only to receive another gash on its back from your sister. The two of you circle the creature, every time it twists to attempt a strike on one of you the other is hitting it, drawing more and more blood as you tear ribbon after ribbon out of its scales. It gets slower as you keep striking into it, fatigued from attempted misses and blood loss. The nursery floor is painted a lovely crimson with life’s ichor, and all of it is the snake’s. The snake is now visibly panicked, it wants to get away but every turn it makes is another cut into its flesh. It makes its way for the side of the nest, if it can make it over the edge it can get away from the twin tornadoes of feathery fury. And that’s when your right talon burries itself to the based in the back of the reptile’s skull.>>Egg Thief DEFEATED<<--------Calling it here for the night folks. Q&A time, and autosage is already in effect. Expect another run tomorrow night.
>>40480478Sis should get some credit for that kill. Shared XP?
Cue next thread, when Mama becomes horrified at what we've done to the egg-sitter she hired.
>>40480478>Calling it here for the night folkslaaame
>>40480478How bad ass are we for killing a rather large snake on our second day of life?
>>40480478On a scale of 1 to 10 how impressed/worried is Mom gonna be when she gets back?
>>40480500Fuck yeah shared XP because we're twins!
>>40480478Now all we gotta do is collect on dose mama cuddles.
>>40480519Naw, mom will be all D'awwwww over her precious little chickadees feeding their newly hatched baby sister bits of their first kill....and then we'll get cozy mama harpy cuddles!
>>40480500>>40480540Shared kill, Shared EXP>>40480532Yeah, well, I'm the one running. Deal with it.>>40480534Pretty badass, most harpies don't get their first kill till after first flight. Which doesn't happen till they are atleast four days old.>>404805369 on the impressed.10 on the worried.Big sis was supposed to protect the nest, not her little twins. But then again big sis is only two days older so, what could she really expect.>>40480553>>40480567Mama cuddles incoming
>>40480630You inspired me. Friendly wing-envy cassowary harpy NPC incoming.
>>40480630Do we have a beautiful voice or not?
>>40480732he said it sounded as sweat as honey
>>40480721U wot m8? How many characters do you need?>>40480732Lovely voice. Absolutely adorable.Also if you can tell me what the real subspecies you are I'll give you some insight.
>>40480857Is there a list of subspecies to look at?
>>40480732>>40480857So we sound like an angel.I am okay with this.
>>40480857Meat eater, so probably of the raptor family.Cant be an owl, they fly silent.I suppose we are an eagle harpy.
>>40480912>>40480956Eagle Harpy is correct but I gave the specific subspecies of Harpy earlier in the thread. Connect it to the real world counterpart and win a free special thing.
>>40480990We're fucking beautiful. MY WINGS ARE SO PRETTY
>>40481028Ding Ding Ding, We have a Winner!The Harpy Eagle.You are a Harpy Harpy.
>>40480990oh. Funny. Harpy eagle.
>>40481090>>40481057Just a reminder all family members are other types of eagles, try and guess their subtypes for maximum fun.Also for getting it right you win +1BS Point. Collect a bunch to redeem for cool prizes.
Jesus christ we're part of a goddamned monster eagle family, These things kill and eat fucking DEER and a shitton of carnivore animals
>>40481178The haell are we sposed to do with Balistic Skill Points?We don't have any balistic weapons, or hands to fire them with.
>>40481178What the fuck does BS points mean, Also really? we have to find shit out to get points to upgrade? Really?
>>40481204Least we know were dinner came from then!I hope we go for a lightning eagle harpy. Speed and shock.
>>40481178Big sis is obviously a Papuan eagle
>>40481204We should carry off a small child.
>>40481248Pretty sure that was more of a joke than anything else dude.
>>40481204Isn't it going to be fucking fun?An adorable little murdering machine.
>>40481255Nah they're heavyweight eagles, I'd rather go for the ferocious Black Harpy
>>40481211>>40481248Burning Sigil.... BS... Bull Shit It was a silly thing guys calm down. I'm not sadistic. But if you guys humor me, make funny stuff or whatever I might drop fun side stuff. I just wanted to joke around, not start a shit storm.Redeem a bunch and I will run one extra time a week. Or for an additional hour.
>>40481330>>40481211 <-meI was also joking, i am terribly sorry if that did not come across.
>>40481330I will also drop my trip at least once per thread.
>>40481380Are all species of birds eligible to be harpy-ized?
>>40481204watchwere going to save some little human boy from a nasty predator and become childhood sweetheartsim calling it
>>40481380Is mom a white bellied sea eagle?
>>40481424Yes, even ones like Penguins and Cassowary. >>40481438You don't know me. Starts tearing apart notebook
Nahtwincest is wincest
>>40481473>YesNeat. Here's hoping for a Gyrfalcon harpy to show up.
>>40481473Big sis a Philippine eagle and mom a Martial eagle?
>>40481473i didnt say it was a bad thing
>>40481522>>40481471>>40481273Calm down guys. I was very specific about coloration and placement with Sis. Mom is a bit harder to figure out her base due to the fact she has evolved 3 times. But the white wings are a good place to start.You haven't hit them yet keep going.
>>40481621Completely wild guess, harrier?
>>40481719Damn it, you got sis.Female Hen Harrier.
>>40481829we got one pretty family mang
>>40481935That we do.
>>40481935>>40481829Said Hen Harrier, meant Northern Harrier. This is what I get for not throwing out old notes when I find something better!
>>40482087They're even prettier.
>>40481935>>40482082Guys gonna be all over us
>>40482127that's what our sisters are for.
>>40481829>>40482087Actually these are the same, Northern Harriers.Originally I had notes that read Hen Harrier but I changed that back in thread 1 to Northern after looking over more eagle pictures and deciding it fit Big Sis better.
>>40481935>>40482119>>40482127>>40482159But yeah, the girls are all really pretty. Very nice bloodline. Of course just cause they have good blood doesn't mean that everything is fine for them.
>>40482309We have very good cholesterol levels
>>40482309For example: their blood tastes GREAT.
>>40482309I hope the nearby village doesn't have a hate for harpies...
>>40482309...We taste like chicken don't we?
>>40482331>>40482338Yep you taste...>>40482359Stealing my joke!>>40482353Don't worry, the nearby village doesn't mind harpies. It is a wide world after all.
>>40482384>Don't worry, the nearby village doesn't mind harpiesAww yiss.We are so going to mess with people and pull pranks and sit on top of their roofs.
>>40482384Damnit, I missed the thread.Trying to read other quests between writing is kinda tough. Not sure how the other QM's do it.Still, another great thread Sigil, twin antics best antics.Also very glad my harpy is a falcon harpy, no stealing characters over her. No sir!
>>40482424cute slice of life shenanigans of two harpy girls in human village
>>40482572We just have to resist carrying away their cats and dogs for lunch.
>>40482616And resist carrying away small children to play with.
>>40481204>>40481204>Jesus christ we're part of a goddamned monster eagle family, These things kill and eat fucking DEER and a shitton of carnivore animalsGoats are easier.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XafAdkZIYKA
>>40483069FUCK YOU GOOOAAAAATalsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb0P5t5NQWM