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>Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Fire%20Emblem%20Quest%20

>Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerokiller12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I

YOURE OSCAR "MIKE" GOLD AND ARE CURRENTLY WITH YOUR SQUAD TO DO SOME GOOD OLD FASHINED BEATDOWN

The trip goes over silently and without any surprises, mostly due to everyone's absolute regret of having participated in the "flip coin" incident.

"Are we getting anywhere near the village?" Cheren sighs as he looks to the horizon on the caravan

"There should be some kind of sign nearby" Inigo says sharpening his eyes for any hint in the landscape.

"What do we know about the village?" Van Hellsing asks after checking his gear for the 3rd time.

"It's a large village" Leona answers "the name is Willamette and it boasts itself as the "village of the future"

"Why's that?" Cheren asks getting himself the conversation to pass the time

"Supposedly it has an incredibly big building in the center called a "mall", dunno if it's as big as they boast" Inigo says not breaking a sweat from his sightseeing.

"What do you think boss" Cheren says as he turns his head to you

>"It may provide a good strategic advantage"
>"We definitely gotta do some binge shopping after we finish this gig"
>"...(*long snore*)..."
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>>40500759
>"...(*long snore*)..."
WE HAVE PERFECTED SLEEP WALKING FOR THIS VERY MOMENT!
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>>40500759
>"It may provide a good strategic advantage"
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>>40500759
>"We definitely gotta do some binge shopping after we finish this gig"
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>>40500759
>(long snore)
>"oops sorry... Oh, a mall? Jesus fucking christ walmart, even in here?"
>"It may provide a good strategic advantage"
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Man you haven't had this good sleep in ages! this feels great!

"HEY BOSS!" Cheren shouts straight in your ear destroying your most delicious dreams

"SIR YES SIR I WASNT SLEEPING WITH THE INTERN" You wake up abruptly almost hitting your head with Cheren

"What?" Cheren responds

"....nothing" you say "so what were you talking about?" you say in a drowsy tone " I heard something about a Wal-Mart and nothing else"

Another strange look from everyone present

"We were talking about Willamette's mall sir" Leona says as she starts recapping everything she has said so far

"huh it would help as an strategic advantage for us" you say interested in the prospect of a medieval mall

"doubt it sir" Leona cuts in "The mall is the pride of the village and its citizens will most likely take refuge in there" she continues to explain "we could use it as a hornets' nest or some type of bait for the bandits and the risen, but other than that I don't see much purpose"

"very well" you say "how long till we get there?"

"It's still fairly far so you can get some rest if you want" Leona answers befor going to study the map of the city again

>Talk to someone (specify)
>Resume your nap (combat buff)
>Get ahead of the caravan by foot and look around for anything you might find
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>>40501274
>Resume your nap
Good job soldier! ...zzzz.
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>>40501274
>Resume your nap (combat buff)
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>>40501274
>Resume your nap (combat buff)
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>>40501274
>Resume your nap (combat buff)
Sleeep
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Welp there was no other option but to continue that INCREDIBLE nap you just had.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NdtE20WweQ

You are floating on a pond of lily pads with a clear pink sky in the ceiling

"beautiful scenery right?" A voice resonates from behind you and under the water

>Hello there MiMi
>Man such a beautiful day isn't it stranger?
>Say nothing. Just relax.....
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>>40501671
>Man such a beautiful day isn't it stranger?
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>>40501671

>Hello there MiMi
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>forgot the name tag damn

>having dinner break guys!
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>>40501671
>Hello there MiMi
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-Hello there MiMi- You say as you sip a cup of tea under a tree while the pink sky caresses your face

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF4ITNvccs4

-Hello there MiMi!- Oscar responds while wearing MiMi's soul -How you Been?-

-Fine thanks, how has life been treating you?- You say

-Fantastic! MiMi loves it in Here!- MiMi answers -did you come here to chat?-

>Nope. just...relax..
>I was hoping we could talk for a while
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>>40502210
>I was hoping we could talk for a while
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>>40502210
>I was hoping we could talk for a while
trippy
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>>40502210
>Nope. just...relax..
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-I was hoping we could talk for a while- You say adjusting your coffee while listening to some live open mic night

-Ok what do you want MiMi to talk About?-

>Who are you?
>Whats happening in the near future?
>Is there any reason for me to be in the Fire Emblem Awakening universe?
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>>40502428
>Is there any reason for me to be in the Fire Emblem Awakening universe?
Are we Lucina?
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>>40502428
>Is there any reason for me to be in the Fire Emblem Awakening universe?
>Why is loli so good but so wrightong
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>>40502428
>Is there any reason for me to be in the Fire Emblem Awakening universe?
>>40502504
Fuck off pedo
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>>40502559
>pedo
>for liking chinese cartoon drawings
Next you'll tell me people who like drawn spidergirls like real spiders too.
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>>40502428
-Why I am in the Fire Emblem Awakening universe?- You ask just as the singers voice start to become a remix

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3OpbmN0pSQ

-MiMi believes it is linked with the disappearance of Lucina- MiMi says as she herself gets a cup of coffee

-You think theyre related?-

-MiMi believes so- MiMi says without opening her mouth as she start hearing the music -Can MiMi see you Again?-

-That the same I was gonna ask, this is just a quick nap after all- You say while getting up -Goodbye MiMi-

-Goodbye MiMi!- You wave before vanishing in thin air along with the walls, the sky and everything in between.

.......

...............

>(cont)
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"Were here" Leona says as she starts waking you up

" (*yawn*) Any new intel?"

"A guard has sighted the bandits closing in, and another one is looking for risen to alert the neighboring villages as well" Leona adds while you start getting off the caravan? "Whats the plan sir?"

"Since when im the captain?" you say not remembering having finished the selecting process

"since flipping coins became harmfull to this squad"

You start reviewing options. Sending the bandits to the city will provide ample cover and flanking positions but might endanger the villagers, meanwhile you could send them to some old battleground and fight head on, less worries there.

>"send all the villagers to the safe zone, well deal them here"

>"Tell the guards to start moving and attracting the bandits to some positioned battleground, well deal them there"
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>>40502874
>Tell the guards to start moving and attracting the bandits to some positioned battleground, well deal them there"
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>>40502874
>"Tell the guards to start moving and attracting the bandits to some positioned battleground, well deal them there"
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>>40502874

"Tell the guards to start moving and attracting the bandits to some positioned battleground, well deal them there" You say adding that needed colonel mcbadass voice

"Understood sir" Leona says as she starts to yell at the guards the new instructions

"shall we be going?" Van Helsing says as he starts warming up for the trek to the battleground

>" You go and set up a position where the enemy won't see you, I'll join you"
>"You go and set up a position where the enemy won't see you, I'll be on the front lines"
>"I'll stay here for a while"
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>>40503078
>" You go and set up a position where the enemy won't see you, I'll join you"
Plan to take down as many enemy forces as we can before and after engagement, and when we've thinned them down enough we go full speed JAM IT IN
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>>40503078
>" You go and set up a position where the enemy won't see you, I'll join you"
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>>40503078
>" You go and set up a position where the enemy won't see you, I'll join you"
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>>40503078
" You go and set up a position where the enemy won't see you, I'll join you" You say just as Van Helsing starts walking up to the hills where the bandits had last been seen

"Who's coming along?" You ask Van Helsing

"Cheren and Inigo" Van Helsing answers "Alex says he just can't see how the hell were supposed to "wait" for the enemy when we could just be in the front lines and Leona is going to be ordering the troops during the battle"

"fair enough" you say "any strategies?"

"Other than "kill everything?" no idea"

>Let's give them a pincer attack
>Let's draw some of their forces out of the battlefield
>Kill everything sounds good enough for me
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>>40503281
>Let's give them a pincer attack
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>>40503281
>Draw some forces out, eliminate, then flank the main force.
>Leona should coordinate her line so she can envelop the enemy once we hit it from behind
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>>40503281
"Let's draw some of them out of the battlefield, then we flank the main force" you say " Hey! You!"

"M-Me sir?" The kid says dressed in villagers clothes with a makeshift bronze spear and a pot on his head

"Go and inform the girl ordering the guards of what I just said" you tell the fella noticing he isnt actually a kid but a little bit older, just able enough to drink

"Y-Y-Yes your Excellency! Right away your majesty!" the kid yells as he runs back to Leona

"weird kid" Van Helsing says

"I agree" You answer

"Me too" Cheren says as he starts catching up to you

>(cont)
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>>40503847
The battle ground is nothing short of quaint, It would be nice to have a picnic out here if it wasnt so filled with corpses of previous generations

You set up a sort of vantage point on the middle of some trees and start waiting.

"Sir may I ask something?" Inigo says as you start drowsing off

"what is it Inigo?" You say trying to keep yourself awake

"I've noticed that we are small and stand out a lot"

"that's accurate"


"What would happen if the enemy were to see us?"

"We would probably die a gruesome death in the hands of rapist and murderers, why?"

"Well I was wondering if we could catch some bandits unnoticed and put on their uniforms after we kill them"

"That would give us a good way to infiltrate the enemy lines" Van Helsing says joining the conversation

"but that would allow our allies to confuse us with the enemy" Cheren adds not wanting to be left out

>"We stay like this, don't want any friendly fire"
>"We can get a good amount of kills wearing the enemies disguise"
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>>40504075
>"We stay like this, don't want any friendly fire"
Remember that time with the pinatas in the cartel raid.
Never dress as the enemy unless you're in their base.
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>>40504075
>"We can get a good amount of kills wearing the enemies disguise"
We should make sure to get out of there before the fighting gets really heavy around us. Also, tell Leona, if possible.
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>>40504166
When shit goes down how will she coordinate all guards not to kill us?
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>>40504184
Leona will probably be too busy trying to control her Orochi form to notice the squad dressed as bandits
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>>40504075
>Other
Bust out our secret weapon, THE BOX
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>>40504255
Kek second
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>>40504255
T-T-T-THE BOX?! YOURE NOT HIGH LEVEL ENOUGH TO PROPERLY USE THE BOX
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40504255
Lolwat
Yes this

>>40504286
Aw
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40504290
>shit rolls ahoy
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40504255
>Bust out our secret weapon, THE BOX
>>40504286
We'll never know unless you let us try, Sarge!

You trained us, you gotta believe in us and the box!
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>40504335
More decent.
Thank god he didn't ask for rolls yet
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>>40504335

very well...
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Rolled 115 (1d666)

>>40504385
BOX FOR THE BOX GOD
SNAKES FOR THE SNAKE THRONE
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40504385
T-this is good, isn't it?
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>>40504476
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>>40504255
A thought passes through your mind...a horrible thought.... It's been years since you've used that secret technique you were taught by your training officer.... its abstinence was coming to get you

"you know what?" you say your voice was cracking under the pressure of...that "Inigo you lead the squad the best way possible, Ill do something that might win this whole battle"

"Wait, wha-"

"Don't disobey this order soldier! It's something I must do!" you yell forgetting of the kindness in your heart

"....Yes, sir" Inigo says looking at the horizon

..................
..............................the stage is set..........

You feel like you're in a safe haven.

In the middle of the battlefield you see Leona.

She looks though

There's some bandits coming.

Inigo is following his previous plan

The stage is set.

Let us dance

>roll 1d20
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>>40504612
Aww can't we use>>40504476 please?
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40504612
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>>40504649
noooopeee rules are rules
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>40504612
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>>40504612
best out of first 3 rolls guys
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>40504612
Inb4 crit fail is ocelot catching us fail in box usage
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40504612
>>40504661
>>40504679
Don't worry guys.

I got this.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>40504661
>>40504612
14 is more than enough, the Box is OP in and of itself, we just need to wield it...
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>>40504612
The technique was just as your boss told you.

death comes swift.

everything is a blur.

you count 8 kills as of now

you have a stab wound from an arrow

> -4 HP! (15/11 HP remaining!)

the numbers of kills start racking up

You hear yells

"KILL THAT THING!" a bandit shouts

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" another one yells

"OSCAR, NO!" you hear Leona's yelling

Leona is yelling

Leona is crying for you

you have to stop this...

....for her...

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>40504976
I won't scatter her sorrows to the heartless sea.

I will always be with her.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>40504976
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>40505037
>>40505018
>>40504976
BOX FOR THE BOX GOD
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>>40505018
>I won't scatter her sorrows to the heartless sea.
>I will always be with her.
>rolled 19
dam right you will. Somebody get me a bard! this shit is about to get storybook beautiful!
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>>40504976
"I won't be blinded by this box" you recite what your boss told you " The box is my tool, not my soul"

The attached feelings start to get stronger

Everything starts to get stronger, your desire to survive, your friends, your wishes, your goals

you must break free

for her.

"I....I...CONTROL THE BOX!" you yell as you throw the box out of you soul and body

You can see that the battle was still raging on, albeit the bandits being on the weaker side of the fray

"LOOK BROTHERS!" a bandit yells as he looks at your gushing wound from the arrow "THE BOX BLEEDS! "THE BOX" BLEEDS!!"

"THE BOX BLEEDS?!" Another bandit yells from afar "THE BOX BLEEDS!! WE CAN KILL "THE BOX"

"URRAAA" The bandits yell their spirits getting renewed and their bloolust getting sated

You see a man charging at you with a spear

>pull out your knuckle dusters
>take out your trench knife
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>>40505232
>pull out your knuckle dusters
>take out your trench knife
Both
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>40505232
>pull out your trench knife

Its time to remember the basics of CQC.
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>>40505232
>take out your trench knife
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>>40505232

>pull out your knuckle dusters
>take out your trench knife
Combo kill
BEHOLD
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>40505232
>>40505299
Ay, do we roll?
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>>40505314
Not you.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>40505232
keep rolling,rolling,rolling

>1.CQC
>2.Why not both.jpg
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>40505342
>2.Why not both.jpg
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>>40505232
Okay Oscar time to remember the basics of CQC

More opponents are coming to the fray better be quick

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>40505342
Both, rellan
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>40505394
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>40505394
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>40505405
>>40505400
>>40505394
Here goes nothing, hope it's even better than 17
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>40505342
Believe!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>40505394

Show them how it's done boss!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>40505394
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>>40505400
guess it's enough to bash them to death
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>>40505483
you bastard. that whole gif. I was just waiting for it to fall and kill the idiot. Why would you lead me on like that?
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>>40505394
The first bandit falls flat on his face with blood gushing from his neck while more bandits try to restrain you

While you manage to dodge some sword strikes from 2 simultaneous bandits a third one mages to stab you from behind

> -2 HP! ( 15/9 HP remaining!)

goddamnit where the fuck is Ale-

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Alex yells from behind you "BLEED FOR ME, LET ME PAINT THE FLOWERS WITH YOUR BLOOD"

Oh there he is

"COULD USE SOME HEALING ALEX"

"AHAHAHAHAHA" Yeah he's not listening

Meanwhile it looks like their boss is coming directly at you

"YOU DARE MESS WITH THE BULL? YOU DARE MESS WITH THE BIG BULL?!" He yells

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkjuz6ecB9I

>roll 1d20
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>>40505533
Life is full of surprises, some can leave you sitting in there for the rest of your life
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40505578
Alex, you crazy bastard, never change.
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>>40505578
Leona, we're already a demon...
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>40505578
You're the bull? Where's the cuck to prep ya
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>40505627
>>40505626
>>40505617
>>40505578
>these rolls
Come ON
We need those heals healer
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>40505578
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>>40505659
damn you ANOOOOOOON!
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>40505578
Throw the box at him
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>>40505578

You deliver your basic CQC combo.

of course hes not buying that, It would be stupid to even try to comprehend how a boss could fall to that tactic

with amazing speed Big Bull kicks you in the chest and sends you flying through the air

> -2 HP! (15/7 HP remaining)

"ALEX!" you shout trying to catch Alex's attention

"NOBODY WILL SAVE YOU NOW!" Big Bull shouts as he starts to prepare his hammer down to you

"AAAAALEEEEEX" You yell as the hammer falls down to you

>Roll 1d20
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>40505761
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>40505761
Fuuuuark ROLL OUT
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>40505761
"Violence is never the right answer, unless used against heathens and monsters." -daily wisdom from Alexander Anderson
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>>40505792
AAAAAAAAAMEN!
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>>40505792
>>40505761
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>>40505792
It... It... It Is BEAUTIFUL


We murder mode now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXPmYpUsQgk
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>>40505761
>CRRRRRIIIIIITIIIIICAAAAAAAL HIIIIIIIT

"Violence is never the right answer, unless used against heathens and monsters."

You see a man in between a hammer and your face

"You dare use a name! LIKE SOME SORT OF HUMAN BEING?!" Alexande says as he cuts the hammer in half with his twin blades

"W-W-W-WHAAAT?" Big Bull yells as he stumbles on the floor

"HEATHENS LIKE YOU DO NOT DESERVE A NAME OR A TITLE, PATHETIC LITTLE MONSTER LIKE YOU DONT DESERVE EVEN A PLACE AMONGST MONSTERS" He yells even more powerfully than before, setting himself on top of big bulls head.

"I-IMPOSSIBLE H-H-HOW CAN YOU"

Alas, those were the last words spoken by Big Bulls head

His body was saying something like " (*gargle gargle*)"

Positioning himself in front of the crowd of bandits Alexander yells at the top of his lungs
"AMEN"

"T-t-they killed boss" some bandit says in a scarred manner "EVERYONE RETREAT THEYVE KILLED THE BOSS"

All the bandits start to spread while everyone else starts screaming in joy over the victory

>"Good job Alex"
>"Didn't know you were a kill stealer Alex (grumpy face)"
"That was my kill, asshole"
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>>40506007
>"Good job Alex"
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>>40506007
>(Stunned silence)
then
> "Good job Alex"
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>>40506007
>"Good job Alex"
Oohkay, so now we can roll for NPCs and instill them with the spirit of nat 20s
>all rolls are shit
>only good roll isn't ours
>fug
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>>40506007
A stunned silence falls the battlefield as enemy forces start to scatter

"good job Alex" you say just as it look like he's calming down

"Oh its nothing, I was just putting my part on the job"

"Well it looks like we drove them off" you say to yourself

"Affirmative, sir" Leona says as she sneaks up from behind, having any emotion drained from before

"so any news from the home front?" you ask her

"A messenger shall be coming soon with a report on the risen fronts"

"very well, Alex, go and tell the remaining troops to get some rest and start packing up for the trip back home" you inform Alexander

"Understood, sir" Alex says as he leaves with a smile on his face

>(cont)
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fuck forgot picture
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>>40506314
"Sir" Leona tells you "permission to speak freely"

"you know you can always speak freely Leona, nobody's going to stop you"

"Permission to act freely as well sir?"

"I.... don't.... see why not"

You kind of expected the slap, what you didn't expect was the hug

"Why did...... you use....it" she says as the hug gets tighter

> this was your idea /tg/ so explain Ms. Leona Why THE FUCK WOULD YOU USE THE BOX!?
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>>40506396
"Sometimes you have to do a sacrifice for the good of the troops."

The box can be an ally, but it is a hard beast to tame. To turn it into a usable tool takes a willpower beyond mortal men!
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>>40506396
>we were getting BOXED IN
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>>40506396
Why did Oscar use the box? He wanted to make sure his men (and Leona) were safe.

Why did /tg/ use the box? Because it was cool.
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>>40506491
I wanted to impress you.

I-its because a cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal!

....

I-I didn't say anything before that!
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"Sometimes you have to do a sacrifice for the good of the troops." you try to explain " I wanted everyone to be safe"

"But we weren't in danger sir" Leona says as she loosens her grip from you "It was too dangerous for even the boss to handle it"

"Ye-yeah but"

"did you believe we were going to fail from the start sir?" Leona gazes at you with an mildly angry look "or did you put it because of your own accord"

before youre able to explain the kid from before shouts at you "YOUR MAJESTY, Y-Y-YOUR EXCELLENCY I BEAR REALLY BAD NEWS"

"Calm down kid and explain!" you shout at the kid as he tries to compose himself

"Ri-Ri-Risen sir! they've entered Willamette" The little soldier says "They're roaming the village killing any villager in sight!"

Goddamnit, out of frying pan and into the fire

"What's the situation on the villagers" You say "are they inside the mall?"

"Most of them sir yes.... except one" the boy says

>(cont)
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>>40506688
"See? It's because of shit like this! Every time, we're solving one thing and another one comes. This is what I worried about"
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>>40506688
"Except one?" you ask confused

"Ye-yes sir and that's not all! he's defending the mall from being run down by the risen!"

"How the hell is he doing that?" you say incredously

"Well all I saw from him is that he looked kinda old and had a strange device hanging from his neck"

"anything else?"

"Well... you might not believe me...." He says getting all shy

"I've believed a lot of weird things in my life kiddo, a one man army isn't that hard"

"he was killing the risen with a plunger"

"....what..."

"Yeah a plunger and set of drums he took from the mall"

What

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utt5XIHwbqA

>And that's it folks! Check out my twitter if you want to follow my quest ( I do most of this stuff without schedule but mostly on weekends) https://twitter.com/nerokiller12
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>>40506893
You crazy motherfucking bastard.
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>>40506893
FUCK YEAH
New guy for the team is just PERFECT
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>>40506893
I... I don't know what's happening in these threads anymore.
All I know is that I absolutely love it.
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>>40506949
I hope you mean Donnel.
Because Donnel a best.
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>>40507000
Donnel too, altough every time I see him I think of Rags to Riches Quest...
I miss it
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>>40507027
I managed to get him over to soldier.
He still had the pot.
I leveled him to hero.
He still has the fucking pot.

And his stats are ridiculous. Jesus.
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>>40507203
>talking shit about the pot
Have you no RESPECT??
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>>40507215
>Thinking I'm talking shit
Don't get me wrong.
It's almost as good as the box.
I'm just amazed that he has the constitution to use it for such a long period.
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>>40507237
Topkek
Indeed, it is a legendary item, one needs massive balls to use it for so long
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>>40507276
I'm surprised he can walk.



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