>>40523459
After being struck by the red haired Devil's lightning, you were unconscious for several hours. The fire encompassing the forest that he had caused dried up the pool of the blood, and the remains of the bodies that the Banshee had killed were turned to ash in the blaze. You would have suffered an intense pain as well, if it wasn't for the townspeople bravely charging in to find and save the young Devil Hunter who had come to save them. You awoke several later hours in a bed at the Inn, and found your body stiff and unresponsive at first. You looked down at your chest to see a charred black center, wrapped in bloody bandages. You suddenly sit up despite the pain, and quickly scan the room for your possessions. While your simple black shirt was completely annihilated by the blast, you sigh in relief seeing that Abandon is resting against a wall, and your Colt on the nightstand.

You take these weapons, and head downstairs to find a crowd of people packed into the Inn. Their heads all swivel in your direction, and stare at you quietly. You see Murial behind the counter, both hands folded up to her face, concealing a quiet gasp. You smile, and give everyone a lighthearted wave before walking over to the counter, feeling their eyes following you. You lean on the counter, and wink at Murial. "Still got my guitar case?" She quickly nods, and places it on the counter before quietly speaking. "Did you..did you do it, then?"

>A. Yep. Job's done. Thanks for taking care of me.
>B. I did, but there was another Devil there who caused this fire.
>C. I did. Now, what sort of payment did you have in mind?
>D. Write-in

>>40523469
>>B. I did, but there was another Devil there who caused this fire.

Archive link?

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>>40523524
No.

>>40523524
Yes

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DMC

>>40523594
Thanks.

>>40523565
I wonder if the slo-mo was added by the person who made that GIF or if the show's editors added it in because it was funny.

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>>40523459
AAAWWWWW YISSSSSSS!!!

>>40523469
>B. I did, but there was another Devil there who caused this fire.
Be sure to mention that hes gone now, has zero interest in the town so don't worry on that account, and the the banshee was taken care of. Y'know basically keep em from panicking

>>40523833
>>40523497
Tell them he was a total asshole, and that lightning is for faggots.

>>40523469
>>B. I did, but there was another Devil there who caused this fire.

>>40523842
>and that lightning is for faggots.
it totally is.

Oh thank fuck i'm in time
>>40523469
>B. I did, but there was another Devil there who caused this fire.
But are you sure it's devil arms that give the bearer the ability to devil trigger? I never played 1, so i might have missed that

>>40523469
>B

Ask her what happened

>>40523469
>B. I did, but there was another Devil there who caused this fire.

>>40523888
KHORNE DEMANDS THE LIGHTNING FAGGOT'S SKULL AS SACRIFICE!

Next time we see him, we have to inform him on the finer points of him being a bitch.

You nod, placing your sword back in your case. "I did. The Banshee's gone, but there was another Devil there. A man with red hair, and a sword of his own. He attacked me, and put this hole in my chest. Also started the fire. It burnt up all the evidence of the Banshee, and the...remains of the townsfolk." The woman gasps, taking a step back. "It was him, that strange one that came in here. I told 'em that you'd already taken the job, but he told me to pay it no mind. You say he was a Devil..?" You sling your case over your back, and turn to walk away. "Yep. Saw him turn into one right before my eyes, just before he attacked. I don't think he wants anything with you folks, though. You're all safe."

Sighs of relief come from all around, and you continue on your way before the same man, with the grey beard, stands and stops you, stepping in front of your path. He's looking at you in wonder. "We're all more grateful than we could ever show you. You've saved this town from an evil we never even thought could be real. I have to ask. I have to know, it's been eatin' at me since I saw you with that hole in your chest. Are you an Angel, sir? Sent by God?"

You shake your head, and continue on your way. "Nothing like that. Just a man like any other. Or, at least I used to be." You turn, stopping at the door and chuckling. "Nowadays, I'm not really sure what I am. I don't think it matters much either, though. See ya' folks." You swing the door shut, and hop onto your bike, firing it up. As it roars to life, you hear Murial behind you shouting. She runs up, and places a fistful of dollar bills into your hand. It's probably about a thousand dollars all together. She nervously brushes the hair out of her face. "Sorry that this is all we could gatha', it's what the townsfolk could spare. I hope it's enough." You smile, give her a thumbs up, stuffing the cash in your pocket and kicking up dust you and your vehicle roared down the road, leaving the town in wonder.

Cont

>>40523909
It seems to have some sort of effect on it, at the very least. Dante in DMC1 couldn't access his until he had Alastor, but I wouldn't say it's absolutely required. This guy wouldn't be able to do his without it though, I like to think there are levels of mastery with DT and Alastor bumps him up just to the Novice level with it.

>>40524005
>tfw no "I'm from the south... the deep south." jokes

Shit, but that movie was bad, if hilarious.

>>40524040
I wonder why he couldnt actually. He learned it in 3.

>>40524160
His only weapon at the time was Force Edge, and he couldn't access it while wielding that because he couldn't tap into it's true power.

>>40524208
b-but he could devil trigger with in 3 couldnt he

You head back to your home and stuff the cash under your mattress, heading into the bathroom to check out the wound on your chest. Removing the bandage, you can clearly see partway into your own midsection. It's sort of gross, but you can see it healing slowly even just standing here. Freaky devil powers. You relax for a little while, flicking on the television and getting some pizza and bear from your fridge. It's absolutely stocked full, every shelf pushed to the brim. You sit down on your couch, looking onto your cellphone to see a text from Ted, saying that he'd picked up your coat for you. Awesome.

Flipping open your laptop, you check your messages on your website. The first thing you notice is a new one, from the same Canadian town. Apparently the situation there has grown more urgent, and they're pleading for you to come immediately. You sigh, feeling a bit tired, but knowing that people there might need your help. You think about how bad the town full of Zombies was, and what could have happened if you would have ignored that situation and picked another job first. Seeing as there isn't any other choice, you text Ted that you're coming over to pick up your clothes and heading out again. You put on a black T-shirt, and go on over.

A short ride later, Ted comes out of his own apartment complex and hands the jacket to you. You throw it on, finding it to be a perfect. There's a pocket big enough for you to slip your Colt into as well, so now you don't have to tuck it near your crotch anymore. Ted crosses his arms, and frowns. "Going out again already? Shouldn't you rest a bit?"

>A. Don't need to. I feel fine.
>B. Can't. People need my help right now, it seems.
>C. Probably, but things would be boring if it was too easy, wouldn't they?
>D. Write-in

>>40524273
He didn't wield Force Edge in 3, he had Rebellion. Regardless the real answer is "Because the developers didn't want you to have DT right at the start"

>>40524275
>>B. Can't. People need my help right now, it seems.
>>A. Don't need to. I feel fine anyway.

>>40524275
>>B. Can't. People need my help right now, it seems.

>>40524275
>pizza and bear

God damn, Duncan, you're hardcore as fuck.

>D. Write-in
>"The ride up will be rest enough, I'm fine, relax."

I can't wait for the moment where Duncan gets a blade through him and just shrugs and casually goes about his business like it isn't there.

That opening for DMC3 was fucking sweet.

>>40524275
>B. Can't. People need my help right now, it seems.
>C. Probably, but things would be boring if it was too easy, wouldn't they?

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>>40524275
>D
Offer Ted $200 to drive us while there we sleep.

Also check for the Demon Book if we havent already.

>>40524346
if only that jukebox worked on the first go.it would have been epic

>>40524390
>[want intensifies]

>>40524346
Bear is supposed to be really tasty.

>>40524303
>>40524315
>>40524346
>>40524361
You shrug. "Don't need to. I feel fine. I figure the ride up will be enough, it's gonna take me a few days to get there. People need me right now. Even if I do feel like shit when I get there, this job would be boring if it got too easy, dontcha think?" Ted scoffs, and takes a step back, shaking his head in disbelief. "If you say so man." You think for a moment, and pull some money out of your pocket. You hold it out, and he looks at you curiously.

"What if I give you this to drive me up there? I can sleep on the way." He shakes his head, looking surprisingly serious for Ted. "No thanks. You might be fearless, but I'm not going near some crazy Canadian demon infested town. I'm just a guy. If you want to tackle this, go ahead." You shrug, starting up your bike again and waving, speeding up the road to Canada.

A few days later, you approach the town from the south side and head to the address of your employer. You pull up to the small white building, made of paneled wood. It looks quite old fashioned, something a grandmother would live in. The town itself is fairly large and old, some of the roads being cobblestone instead of concrete, and many of the houses are boarded up. There's also light snowfall, and frost on the ground. It's extremely chilly, but you find yourself comfortable in your coat. You get off the bike, carrying your guitar case and walking up to the door and knocking on it lightly. A few minutes later, a mousy man wearing round glasses with messy black hair opens the door, and his eyes go wide. He looks you up and down from his cracked door. "You're him, then?"

You nod. "Yep. I'm the guy."

Cont.

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>>40524552
We are going to need a nice ass gun coming up. This colt isnt good enough for me.

>>40524634
>Go and lift a Barret from the military

>No wants to fuck with machinegun sniper rifle with bottomless magazine

Or we could get one of those silly .50 cal handguns out there.

>>40524634
what about 2 colts
and sawed off shotgun

He shuts the door and undoes several locks, and lets you in the building. It's dusty and neglected, smelling of decay. You look around slowly, as he makes his way over to the kitchen, where a 20. gauge shotgun is laying against a wooden chair. He's pouring a pot of coffee, and turns to look at you. "Oh- I'm sorry, would you like a cup? You can take a seat if you wish." You do feel a bit sleepy. "Sure. Sounds great. No sugar or cream, need a little jolt at the moment." He hands you a white mug and you take your seat. "Nice place you got here."

The small man chuckles, rubbing his face and sitting down across from you. "It used to be, before things went to Hell. This was my mother's house, I've only recently moved here as she had passed and I was the only one alive to receive. I couldn't think to sell this place, it's been in our family for years." You nod, not really being empathetic towards the sentiment. You take a sip of your drink. "Right. Well, how about you start with the basics then. What makes you think that Devils are doing these murders?" You notice that his hands start to shake as he raises his drink to his lips, and sets it down gently. He stares down into the dark liquid, organizing his thoughts before looking up. "I don't have any proof, exactly. I've been investigating on my own, around town, and all that I can tell is that they're here. Among us. The townsfolk. The demons are people!" He spills a bit of his coffee, hands shaking violently as he sets it down and starts to clean up, sighing.

>A. What do you mean, they're people? Like they're disguised?
>B. The message you sent me said the killings were being done by some sort of animal, though.
>C. Something seems off here buddy...I think you might be having a little too much coffee.
>D. Write-in

>>40524671
That's just crazy anon.

>>40524748
Aww shit. Its time for skin walkers.

>>40524748
>A. What do you mean, they're people? Like they're disguised?
>B. The message you sent me said the killings were being done by some sort of animal, though.

>>40524748
cross between
>A
and
>B

>>40524748
>B. The message you sent me said the killings were being done by some sort of animal, though.
>D. Write-in
>Give me what you saw, I'll make sense of it somehow.

>>40524748
>>D. Write-in
>"Have the attacks, or what have you, been occurring in the town? Anything overtly strange that can't be summed up by "He's a quirky fellow"? Any details help."

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>>40524748
>C

... I dont like this place.

>>40524748
>>A. What do you mean, they're people? Like they're disguised?
not the first time we came across something like this

>>40524748
>>A. What do you mean, they're people? Like they're disguised?

>>40524821
>[WANT INTENSIFIES]

>>40524748
WAIT.A.FUCKIN.LITTLE.
He said that one of the two missions had great babe potential, but if it wasn't the banshee one...
Someone excited to skinwalker girl?

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Question, do we still have that demon book we got from the giant zombie?

>>40524856
The banshee was a babe. briefly.

>>40524869
You do have a point, but she was the enemy-babe, and we want the next-party-member-or-something type of babe, i think...

>>40524867
this was answered at the end of the last thread it is yes we still have it

>>40524856
>tfw the babe in this mission got eaten because we took too long

SUFFER!!!

>tfw Muriel was the babe in the Banshee mission

>>40524910
Maybe she will be a babe that joins the party. as a devil arm

Come on guys, let's not fuck this up like all other quests
Ignore babes, get CUHRAYZEE

>>40524988
Turn babes into sweet weapons then get chrurazy.

>>40525011
Turn sweet into get then CUHRAYZEE weapons babes.

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>>40524988
>ignore babes

What would Dante think about this.

You lean forward, resting your elbows on the table. "What do you mean, they're people? Like they're disguised? The message you sent me said that the killings were being done by something similar to animals. Like they were ripped apart." The mousy little man is shaking still, clearly growing more and more distressed as this conversation goes on. He shuts his eyes, thinking of what to say next. He nearly spits his words out. "Yes, that's exactly it! They're beasts, all of them!" You shake your head, wondering if this guy is just crazy. Then again, the first demon that you met would have made you sound crazy too if you had gone to the police. You decide to give him a fair chance.

"Look, by how nervous you are, I can tell what you're going through. You've tried to get help before, right? Probably said you were nuts?" He bites his lip, nodding slowly, but not responding. You frown. "Hey, look at me bud!" His head snaps up, and he's staring you down with terror in his eyes. You can see how clearly on his face how desperate this man is, and you wonder what he's gone through. You continue. "I need you to tell me exactly what you saw. I'm not gonna call you crazy, no matter how out there it is. Let's hear it." He nods his head slowly, rubbing his face before continuing. He's still shaking, but not as heavily. "I was walking home from work one night, when I saw it happening in the ally. I could see it leaning over a body, hear bones crunching. I never thought that the sound of flesh being ripped would sound so wet, but I guess it makes sense with all the blood. Oh God, there was so much blood.."

Cont.

>>40525084
Consider that at least half the babes he meets get turned into weapons.

He looks away for a moment, gathering his composure. You urge him on. "What'd you see?" He looks back. "Some sort of monster, but it wasn't just that. There were also people. Standing around it, laughing. Men and women. Six or seven of them. I hadn't thought they'd seen me, but..Fucking christ, man! They've been tormenting me ever since! Not even wanting to kill me, just having a fucking laugh!"

You hold up your hand, perplexed. "What are you talking about?" He stands up quickly, rubbing the back of his head and stepping away. "They killed my dog. They've been playing with me whenever I leave my home, throwing rocks and growling from the bushes. It's either growling, or laughter! They know I can't do a goddamn thing about it.." He suddenly whips back around, placing his hands on the table and staring at you with sudden determination. "They're probably listening now, watching. If you tried to leave town now, there's no doubt they'd try to kill you. They killed my fucking dog, man. Been tearing up my mail, just everything under the sun you could think of torture me!" You blink, a bit perplexed. Usually demons seem to have some bigger motive than just messing with people, in your experience. "Well, that certainly is odd. Sounds like they're trying to make you seem crazy. Discredit you if you ever wanted to talk. I guess since you've already gone to the police, it would be odd if you just turned up missing now." He nods rapidly, pointing a limp finger at you. "That's exactly it! That has to be it!" You finish off your drink, and look up.

Cont.

>>40525307
"So, where should I start if I want to find them?" He paces for a moment, thinking. "You could go to the church. I used to go every Sunday, but they're there. A lot of them. The children there run up to me and howl, the men and women glare with disdain. It's horrible. The Church smells of evil, now. Or you could leave town, they'll probably try to stop you. Or, you could just look around. I'm sure there's evidence here somewhere. They're everywhere, for God's sake!"

>A. Go to the church.
>B. Try to leave town.
>C. Go to town and look around.
>D. Write-in

>>40525325
>a
then
>c
We should hold off on trying to leave incase they just let us go

>>40525325
>>A. Go to the church.
im feeling holy

>>40525325
>A

>>40525325
>A
then
>C

>>40525325
>A. Go to the church.
Time for some LIIIIIIIGHT

>>40525325
>A.
In Nomine Patri...

>>40525325
>>A. Go to the church.
A good place to start as any

>>40525325
>>A. Go to the church.

I guess demons to go to church.

Or maybe these are something worse.

Furries.

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>>40525546
>Furries

Do not say the name! Lest you bring them upon us all.

>>40525546
>Furries
That is just too unholy for this thread, please get your baggage and get the fuck out.

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>>40525325
>A
then
>C

>>40525700
>that pic
Can Don Te be our teammate?

The sun is setting as you ride towards the church, with directions from the mousy man who's name he never told you. It's a little ways out of town, but it doesn't take more than ten minutes to get there. It's down an old dirt road, and rather small with a large steeple pointing to the sky. There are several parked cars outside of it, which is rather odd considering it's a Monday night. You park your bike outside, and sling your guitar case over your should with your gun tucked into your coat, and head inside. When you walk up the stairs and swing open the wooden double doors, the very first thing you notice is the scent of blood. The second thing you notice is a girl in a white choir outfit, with platinum blonde hair speaking to a priest with aged silver hair. The man is tall and bulky, and holding a bible. There are several men and women sitting around the pews, apparently preparing to leave. It seems as though a service just ended and they're cleaning up. When you walk in, everyone in the room turns to look at you for a moment.

Their noses twitch, and all but the girl in the choir outfit and the priest turn back. The two up front approach you, the priest reaching out to shake your hand. He smiles widely, and his grip is strong. "Hello there! I don't believe I've seen you around here before, new?"

Cont.

>>40525806
You nod, looking over at the girl as she pulls the choir gown over her head. What you see next nearly makes you lose all concentration, your attention being pulled towards her like some sort of gravity was commanding you. She's wearing black leggings and long boots, and a puffy black skirt over that. Her blouse is black as well, and cut just a little low. An ample chest and flawless pale skin, as well. The girl's facial features are sharp, and her slightly curled hair hangs down in a way that a single eye is covered. She saunters over to you and the priest as you gawk. You figure it's best to let go of the man's hand and respond by now. "Uh, yeah. Sorta. I'm a writer, history buff sorta guy. I'm looking at local churches in the area for a piece.

The priest laughs boisterously, and the girl crosses her arms over her chest and rolls her eyes at the man as he does so. "Is that so? Well, I'd be glad to give you a brief history lesson." The girl scoffs, and holds out her hand. "Dad, I still need the keys to the house. I've gotta get something from the house once my friends pick me up." The old man nods, and hands her the keys before turning back to you. "Oh, this is my daughter, Katja. You can call me Pastor Will." You grin. "My name's Duncan. Lovely little....congregation that you've got here." Katja chuckles, holding up her hand to her mouth and watching you curiously.

Cont.

>>40525831
The father nods. "Thank you, we've been-" Suddenly, Katja holds up a hand and the man stops speaking, looking off to the side dejectedly with a frown. Well that's odd. She points at your guitar case. "So, you any good with that thing?" You think of Abandon, within it, and look in her direction. "The best." She grins slightly. "Hopefully you'll get to play me a song someday, Duncan."

From behind you, there's a growl. You quickly whip around to see several other young women, one making a claw motion in your direction with a playful growl. You chuckle, turning back to Will and Katja. Her friends call out from behind. "Hurry up! The car's running!" She rolls her eyes again, and walks past you, giving a slight wave. "Bye. Duncan. Bye Dad." As she passes, the scent of fresh flowers wafts up through your nose, and you suddenly feel rather lightheaded. You turn back to the priest. "She always that bossy?" He smiles, nodding his head. "My daughter is hard to resist. Now, you wanted to ask about our church?"

>A. Yeah, when did you first start killing people?
>B. Actually, I came here about a man who's being harassed by some of your members. He's a friend of mine.
>C. That's right. I was hoping you could tell me a little bit about your history.
>D. Write-in

>>40525867
>A. Yeah, when did you first start killing people?
Finger on the trigger.

>>40525867
>D Fill her dark hole with light!!

>>40525867
My answer depends entirely on what day of the week it's supposed to be.

>>40525867
>A. Yeah, when did you first start killing people?
No fucks given.

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>>40525806
>mousy man who's name he never told you
is real bad writing mang, check yo shit out fore yo wreck yo self

>>40525909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk

Shit yeah.

>>40525867
>>C. That's right. I was hoping you could tell me a little bit about your history.

Keep the facade, but keep ready to enter fuckshitup mode.

>>40525867
>>C. That's right. I was hoping you could tell me a little bit about your history.
then
>A. Yeah, when did you first start killing people?
lets be a little smart here

>>40525910
The day of the week we shoot skinwalkers. Thursday

>>40525910
Monday

>>40525926
yeah I completely forgot to name that guy,

>>40525867
>>D. Write-in
"Why church on a Monday an not a Sunday?"

>>40525950
Well, a well-attended service on a Monday evening clinches it. Something funky's going on.

>C.
But keep one finger on the trigger and the other on the case latch.

>>40525867
>A
we gotta get cuhrayzee in a church and with a babes dad. wait...

>>40525988
...
DEFINITELY SKINWALKERS

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>>40525806
WAIT just a fucking second.

Old Anderson?

>>40525950
No man I meant writing that he never gave the name. Like, 'mousy man who is name he never told you' is basically what you wrote. Just my autism.

>>40526028
WELL FUCK

>>40525867
>D. "Awful lot of people for a monday night service, padre."

>>40526031
>informing us that we don't know his name now so we don't ask later

>you're getting upset that he is covering his bases like a smart person

>>40526031
oh I see, yeah you'll have to forgive me, it's bound to happen as I don't proofread shit at all really.

>>40526061
nah he's pointing out a grammatical thing. "Who's name" isn't really right for possession I believe. I'm not trained in any way at all so you'll have to forgive subtle mistakes like that

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>>40526109
Liking the story, but lets get a little cuhraazhee already. Its like Duncan is a lvl 3 and I want him to be doing Dante tier shit already.

>>40526109
>Professor hat on
The proper way to do it would be "The man who never told you his name" or "The man whose name you don't know."
>Professor hat off

Anywho, time to fuck shit up.

>>40526109
No, I think you did it right.

"Who's" could be used as a possessive since it's his, who being him since we don't know his name.

But fuck me if I know.

"A man who's name is Jim", for instance, works that way, unless my english is as bad as my spanish, which is likely.

>>40526109
>>40526164
>>40526171
Really poor grammar is probably realistic because dudes working shitty menial jobs all day don't usually give a shit about grammar.

>>40526171
Nah dude, Who's is Who Is, Whose is the possessive. Apostrophes never go in possessive pronouns. See also your vs. you're, his vs. he's, my vs. I'm.

>>40526171
As a concrete example: "Whose Line Is It Anyway" vs. "Who's That Pokemon?"

>>40526272
>>40526256
I always forget that, thanks. English is spotty when it should be much easier.

I'm off to buy a book as to not sound like such an idiot on the internet.

I'LL IMPRESS YOU, JUST FUCKING WATCH!

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You look around the church, finding several others looking at you and quickly turning their heads away again before you smile at the pastor. "Right, Will. I wanted to ask you a little bit about the history of the church." He smiles, and bows his head slightly before going on. "Yes, our lovely little establishment here was built in the late 19th century, it's been here for over one hundred years, it was made when our town was. The men and women of this town have always been extremely dedicated to the Church, although these days it's more like a few dozen followers than everyone. Times change, sadly." You cross your arms, nodding as if you cared in the slightest. The stench of blood continues to bother you greatly. "Right. Awful lot of people for a Monday night congregation, eh padre?"

He smiles. "Ah, yes. That is one thing that I think distinguishes our members from other churches. We have a service here seven nights a week, and it's almost always a full house. We prefer to do things in the evening, our only morning congregations are on Sunday and Wednesday." You widen your eyes slightly as if surprised, although this exactly what you would expect of a freaky Demon cult. "Interesting. And when exactly did you all start killing and harassing people for sport?" The pastor frowns, his head hanging low suddenly as he sighed. "Oh, damn it! You're going to make us do this in here, aren't you? I mean- Hell! We just cleaned up from last night!"

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>>40526385
You take a step back, planting your guitar case on the ground and unhinging the latches. The men and women sitting in the pews all stand, and start to chuckle. The priest holds his hands up. "Now now folks, this here's a half-breed. We can't just rip him up like any old whelp!" You pause, looking up. "Half-breed? What are you talking about?" He rolls his eyes. "Oh, come on! Don't try to fool me kid, I'm old enough to know what your rotten blood smells like. Half-breed, half demon!" His lips slowly curl into a grin, and you notice elongated canines. The sounds of bones snapping echoes all across the church, and when you look around, everyone's flesh is warping and their bodies moving in a jerky fashion. Transforming, likely into the monstrosities that your employer had told you of. Fur wraps around their bodies and their snouts stretch out, lips turning black as many of them hunch onto all fours. Many of the men are smaller, and not as imposing as the females who grow into lanky monstrosities. The priest himself simply turns away, walking over to his podium as the creatures slowly form a circle around you, howling and yipping. One of the smaller males leaps at you, and you smack it in the nose with your fist and it skids across the floor. You yank your sword out of the case, and whip your gun from your coat to fill it with bullets. "Sorry, pops. I'm shutting your kennel down."

>A. Swing Abandon at the males, and suppress the larger females with your Colt.
>B. Leap back and towards the door, and fire your gun at any who approach you before.
>C. Fire your gun at the priest, while rushing him down with your sword.
>D. Write-in

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>>40526385
Shit yeah

>>40526422
>>B. Leap back and towards the door, and fire your gun at any who approach you before.

>>40526422
>C. Fire your gun at the priest, while rushing him down with your sword.

Single targets? Defense? What is this, the reboot?

>>40526422
>B. Leap back and towards the door, and fire your gun at any who approach you before.
The priest seems "experienced" enough to know that we are a half-demon by the smell of our blood, if we rush in we're screwed.

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>>40526422
>D. Start a fire. Burn down this twisted hell hole.
If you cant do this then
>B

>>40526422
>C. Fire your gun at the priest, while rushing him down with your sword.
Doing it the devil may cry way confers he greatest likelihood of success.

>>40526509
>Burning the church down

>"A hundred years and I bet you've never had to stop a single candle fire!"

Well shit.

>>40524668
>silly

>>40526422
Whoops, wrong option. Change >>40526462 to A, please.

>>40526584
Well, speaking in terms of practicality, for a normal person they are silly.

Little ammo, huge recoil, the ballistics can be wonky due to the size of the bullet, heavy as shit compared to other guns of similar make.

But for a super strength trickshotting infinite ammo CUHRAYZEE guy, totally worth it.

>>40526629
Honestly, a .50 cal handgun is one of the more reasonable guns for devil hunters. Dante fires a shotgun single handedly while walking, Nero has a double shot revolver. we simply aren't CRAZY enough

>>40526422
>A

>>40526451
>>40526492
>>40526509
>>40526540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVR1IAPZriI

You leap back to the open doors, and start rapidly firing your gun into everything that comes towards you. The males yelp and screech in pain, and there's about eight of them altogether. The three females however seem only angered by the stinging bullets, and you have to jump back to avoid the swipe of claws.

You land at the bottom of the stairs, and thrust your sword forward with one arm. A female reaches up with her claws to bat it away, smacking the flat side. However, your attack keeps going forward, propelled by your strength. It stabs into the chest of a male who was leaping through the doorway, slicing down his middle and killing him in an instant. You yank the blade back, tucking your gun back into your open coat and gripping Abandon with both hands. The body flies off and crashes into the window of a car, shattering it with the limp body hanging out. The female at the front barks at you, and you swear you can hear a garbled version of "My car!" before it roars and rushes you down. You swing your blade horizontally, slashing in from the left, but it deftly ducks under the attack and pierces your chest with a claw. Taking another jump back for some room, blood pours from the front of your jacket. It hurts, but it's not nearly enough to stop you. It's running at you again, the rest of the monsters pouring from the church and running to the side to flank you. What are you going to do?

>A. Swing your blade vertically, upwards, and try to launch the female wolf into the air
>B. Lunge forward with a mighty stab
>C. Begin spinning on your heel, holding your sword out like a bladed top.
>D. Jump forward and over the charging female wolf, and spin to slash downward as you land.
>E. Write-in

>>40526685
you mean a pimped out 1911 colt .45 isnt crazy enough

>>40526685
I know, which is why I brought that up in the bottom portion of that post.

Are you sure you read it all?

We need something better though.

.50 cal machine pistol. I'm too tired for fancy ideas right now, sue me.

>>40526685
The obvious solution is to make them double barrelled and quadruple magazined.
With underslung grenade launchers.
The grenades are filled with holy napalm.

>>40526732
>>A. Swing your blade vertically, upwards, and try to launch the female wolf into the air
air combos

>>40526732
>B When in doubt, STINGER!

>>40526732
>C. Begin spinning on your heel, holding your sword out like a bladed top.

Did someone call for a cuisinart?

>>40526732
>C. Begin spinning on your heel, holding your sword out like a bladed top.
SPIN 2 WIN

>>40526789
this

>>40526732
I got to go to sleep guys. Remember that blond chick is probably going to be the boss and is probably heading to the old man. Kill her dead and get a sweet weapon out of it, don't puss out like little bitches.

>>40526732
>>D. Jump forward and over the charging female wolf, and spin to slash downward as you land.
>>E. Write-in

Let's go tear the door off of her car and chuck it at her, then follow up with a Stinger.

Distractions, HO!

>>40526732
>E. Write-in
Beat her to death with her own car.

>>40526732
>C. Begin spinning on your heel, holding your sword out like a bladed top.
>E. Activate WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH

>>40526834
Stupid fuckin' pasta, don't take the shit I didn't highlight!

Didn't mean for the D.

>>40526732
>C. Begin spinning on your heel, holding your sword out like a bladed top.

>>40526827
Considering that she'll turn into a devil arm, we can probably summon her out of weapon form whenever the fuck we want anyway as long as we git gud enough at magic.

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>>40526732
>E. Kick/throw car at the lycans.

"How about we play some fetch!?"

If that doesnt work, then
>B

>>40526870
Thats not how devil arms work you fucker. Except agni and rudra but they are swords anyway.

>>40526891
>Thats not how devil arms work you fucker.
Says?
They're pretty much the souls of devils in weapon form right? I don't see why that can't be reversed if you want to pull off a combo or make a rock band out of devils or something.

>>40526933
Because its never happened once in any of the games. Not even the new one that shit on the old ones.

>>40526891
>>40526933
Maybe if me over-master Devil Channeling we can pull it off.

I just want to level that shit up so we can just start throwing mind-swords around like fucking candy.

>>40526827
>>40526870
>>40526891
>>40526933

Assuming that shes a devil at all. She might just be the Queen Wolf round these parts.

>>40526972
Well of course it fucking hasn't.
The games are about Dante wrecking face and being cuhrayzee, with a few cutscenes linked together in what could very loosely be termed 'plot' serving as a backdrop for that.

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>>40526992
Or, she could be, and hopefully is, just like Lady. Being controlled by her dick father.

Duncan needs some ass.

>>40526981
I doubt it. Apart from it never happening in game all the devils that it happens to also got fucking killed. I suppose doppelganger could do it but his whole thing was being able to copy dante.
>>40527008
You dont think dante couldnt have been crazy or wrecked face with a giant three headed ice dog? Certainly be better than his weapon form.

>>40527027
I dont know, she seemed like the dominant one in her relationship with her father, which just makes me think shes the alpha wolf.

>>40527042
I just want infinite ghost swords to fling at people.

>>40527027
Dude, everyone in the room sniffed and turned to face us at the same time. Shes the boss of this mission.

>>40526812
>>40526814
>>40526869
>>40526846
You smirk, and kick off with a foot as you hold your blade with both hands and begin to rapidly spin in place until you're a bladed blur, dirt and gravel and dust all spraying out in every direction as many of the wolves stop and stare at you curiously. The one who was rushing you can only skid, kicking at the ground as she frantically tries to push away. She doesn't manage to stop, slowing down just enough in front of the storm of blades to make her demise all the more gruesome. The first of the slashes cuts directly into her own mouth, the pained howling echoing across the forest. The next slices further into her mouth, separating the jaw from the head, each slash hacking away again and again until the top of her head comes flying clean off. The other wolves are in awe as you finish your attack, and you stop just in time to see the skull falling down. You shield your eyes from the setting sun as you look up, placing your blade over your shoulder.

"Batter up!"

You smack the furry skull with the flat of your blade, and it strikes a male wolf to your right in the head and sends it flying away, as you pull your gun out and fire off to the left. The wolves rush behind a car for cover, and the tires and glass all explode from the hail of gunfire. A male rushes in from the right, probably the female's mate considering it's fury, but a simple outward stab from Abandom pierces it's body. You turn to the right and sling the body off of your blade, throwing it into a female who was leaping at you from behind. Males rush at you, and you fire your gun into them and slow their assault long enough to plan your next move.

Cont.

>>40527071
An admirable aspiration to be sure.

>>40527076


Three males are hiding behind the car. One female is to your right, pushing the body off of her. Two males and a female are in front of you.

>A. Kick over the car that the few males are hiding behind, and leap over the female grouped with the males.
>B. Rush forward and engage the female grouped with the males, swinging Abandon wildly
>C. Stab into the recovering female
>D. Throw Abandon like a dart at the female grouped with the males, attempting to kill her in one stroke.
>E. Write-in

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>>40527027
mfw people think I'm just going to hand out waifus like candy

>>40527092
>A. Kick over the car

>>40527092
>>A. Kick over the car that the few males are hiding behind, and leap over the female grouped with the males.

>>40527092
>>E. Write-in
Charge shot right through the car.
>>40527117
I hope you got some cool wolf themed weapons thought up.

>>40527117
Fuck that, I want brain blades.

God damn spectral swords.

Start that infinite blade works shit, yo.

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>>40527092
>A

>>40527117
You better have some waifu planned for us.

But ill trust your judgement as currently this story is fucking great.

>>40527174
>>40527174
you can learn the Summoned Swords move. It's more of an advanced technique, though. Getting better at channeling demonic energy is the road to that, though

>>40527092
>C. Stab into the recovering female
>D. Throw Abandon like a dart at the female grouped with the males, attempting to kill her in one stroke.

The throwing sword tactic never fails

>>40527214
There are several options out there. I won't ever be obvious about who it is, though.

Also if anyone is going after Lady or Trish you can go ahead and get that out of your mind now. They're distinguished ladies of demon slaying, you swine.

>>40527214
I honestly think this would be better with no waifu. She'll just get killed anyways.

>>40527252
>"No, you can only have slutty useless waifus."

Sheeeeiiiit nigga.

>>40527279
>Lady and Trish
>Useless
what in the fuck are you on?

>>40527279
He said we CAN'T have slutty useless waifus.

>>40527306
Your reading comprehension, friend, check it.

Opposite of what I was saying.

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>>40527252
Lady and Trish only want Dante.

Besides, I hope you keep original DMC characters to minor roles ONLY. I think id like to not even see them in the story anyways.

>>40527331
I apologize, I just glanced at it quickly.
>>40527320
However, you should read my post

who says this chick cant become a demon slayer like Triss and Lady

>>40527345
Who broke her fingers? Damn dude.

>>40527356
This is what im saying. We need to fill her dark soul with light.

Just like Dante did with Trish and Lady.

>>40527279
You see?
This shit is why I wanted to waifu devil arms.

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>>40527354
I did. It sounded like you were saying Trish and Lady were useless, even though that's not what you meant.

>>40527358
Fingers nothing, the fuck happened to her spine?

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Hope we can finish this quest by tonight.

>>40527516
Wow, I'm going to be honest, i forgot about Nevan. I fucking loved that fight

>>40527129
>>40527130
>>40527214
You turn and run at the car, leaping and preforming a dropkick. You hit the sides with all of your might, and the vehicle tips over and slams into the three males under neath, squishing one of them. The other is pierces by broken glass, both of it's legs crushed as it howls from inside the windows fruitlessly. You leap high into the air towards the other wolves, landing behind them to slash forward. The female leaps away, but one of the males is gutted, reacting too slowly to counter Abandon's sharp edge. The last male remaining cowers away from you, and for just a moment you catch a glimpse of human emotion in it's face. You don't hesitate, however. You're reminded of the terror that the mousy man has been brought, the fear of the little girl and her mother, the panic of the townsfolk, and all the bodies that have been dropped in the face of demons. It's only been a short while since you've started this job, but you've seen more death and bloodshed than most soldiers. You whip your gun out and unload a number of bullets into it's face, calmly walking forward as it's stunned before planting a boot into it's face, crushing in the snout and killing it as it slides several feet away, a bloody limp mess.

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>>40527578

You tuck the gun back into your coat, and turn to the two remaining females, gripping Abandon with both hands. They growl and bark at you, and you find yourself gritting your teeth in hate. Your concentration is broken for just a moment, when the priest's voice rings out from behind you. You look over your shoulder, and see him standing shirtless in a pair of slacks. He's buffer than all hell, and black fur is starting to bristle all over his body as he speaks. "I've seen a lot of half breeds in my day. Some Demons love fucking humans, they think it's funny to spread their seed around." He waggles a finger at you, which is quickly turning into a long claw as his voice warps into a demonic growl "But whoever fucked your mom clearly wasn't joking. Not bad, kid. Let's see how you play with the big boys." He turns fully into a monster, standing over eight feel tall. He must be several hundred pounds of muscle.

(Doing dialogue choice and then combat choice)

>A. Funny, I was just gonna say the same to you, mutt.
>B. I've made it a habit not to play with demons. You're all gonna die, today. This isn't a game.
>C. You know, if this were a dog show, you've definitely take first place. Come on puppy, let's go.
--
>D. Throw Abandon like a dart at one of the females, while charging your gun.
>E. Rush the priest with Abandon
>F. Leap over the females and fall with a slash, giving yourself some room so you can deal with them both before facing the priest.
>G. Write-in

>>40527591
>>C. You know, if this were a dog show, you've definitely take first place. Come on puppy, let's go

>F. Leap over the females and fall with a slash, giving yourself some room so you can deal with them both before facing the priest.

>>40527591
>A. Funny, I was just gonna say the same to you, mutt.

>F. Leap over the females and fall with a slash, giving yourself some room so you can deal with them both before facing the priest.

>>40527591
>you've definitely taken

should be you'd, damnit.

>>40527591
Fuck i really wanna quote dante here, but im going to go with
>A
for dialogue,
>F
for action

>>40527591
>C. You know, if this were a dog show, you've definitely take first place. Come on puppy, let's go.

Or, write in
"And whoever fucked your mom mustve lost one hell of a bet!"

>F. Leap over the females and fall with a slash, giving yourself some room so you can deal with them both before facing the priest.

>>40527591
>C. You know, if this were a dog show, you've definitely take first place. Come on puppy, let's go.

>E. Rush the priest with Abandon

Lets see if we can surprise the priest and get him at least on the back foot before we try to go after the female wolves. I feel like we would just get wrecked by him if we tried to go after them first.

>>40527591
>A
>D

>>40527591
Seconding this:
>"And whoever fucked your mom mustve lost one hell of a bet!"

>>40527648
Changing to the write in
>>40527670

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>>40527591
>C.

>D.

Time to go to work boys.

>>40527670
this

>>40527670
>"And whoever fucked your mom mustve lost one hell of a bet!"
Oh sweet fuck that is good, holy shit.

>>40527643
>>40527638
>>40527648
>>40527670
>>40527721
>>40527858

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVpszlmUv0I

You chuckle. "You know, if this were a dog show, you'd definitely take first place." you hold out your hand, and urge him to come forward. "Come on, puppy. Let's go." At that he rushes, but you leap away and slash as you flip, slicing one of the females up the shoulder and neck when she turns to react. The unharmed one turns to her friend as she's cut, looking on with shock. In that moment of vulnerability, you turn and pierce her throat with your blade, the thickness of it lopping off her head in one smooth motion. It rolls off as you pull your blade back, and the remaining female futility attempts to slash at you with her good arm. You take a single step back before swinging your blade in from her weak side, and spilling all the blood in her throat in one smooth motion. You walk past the dead bodies, soaked in wolf blood and smiling. "Whoever fucked your mom must've lost one hell of a bet."

The priest roars and rushes at you, his footsteps seemingly shaking the earth with each impact. You roll to the right as he misses with a slash, and you pull your gun from your coat and unload into his side. It hardly phases him though, and he turns to you with surprising swiftness to punt you like a football, his clawed foot piercing your stomach and sending you flying about ten feet.

>A. Throw Abandon at him in the air while charging your gun.
>B. Keep firing your gun and try to soften him up, and wait for him to approach.
>C. Put your gun away and rush him with Abandon.
>D. Write-in

>>40528050
>>A. Throw Abandon at him in the air while charging your gun.

>>40528050
Sword's been working well so far, let's see how far it'll get us.

>>40528050
B

>>40528050
>A. Throw Abandon at him in the air while charging your gun.

>>40528093
there's two options with the sword, which one'd you pick?

>>40528050
>A. Throw Abandon at him in the air while charging your gun.

>>40528050
>D.
Charge your gun then throw it at him so it goes off in his face, dazing him, and while he's stunned go in for the kill with reckless Abandon

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>>40528132
You gonna pull the trigger from all the way over there?

>>40528050
>A. Charge that gun up as much as possible. Lets get a grenade sized explosion from that bitch.

>>40528132
Oh fuck, this so much this.

Any asshole can throw his sword, but noone expects you to throw your gun!

>>40528157
Demon magic

but naw kinda like >>40528165 but the gun isnt destroyed (?) All that pent up power has to go somewhere

>>40528050

this>>40528132 its just so crazy it might just work

>>40528179
nah, you have to pull your trigger to fire your gun. If you drop your gun or lose concentration the charge goes away too.

>>40528132
Do the most ridiculous thing!

>>40528132
that makes no sense anon

>>40528050
D. Throw Abandon then fire a charge shot at its handle, propeling it forward with much force.

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>>40528227
Just throw it minus the charge

not like it's boolets will hurt the thing anyway. What is it, 9mm?[ /spoiler]

>>40528288
Sounds crazy enough.
Supportin

>>40528301
45 its a 1911

>>40528334
Guns can be chambered in multiple calibers
if the 1911 is an exception to this that's news to me

>>40528288
Ohh I like this

>>40528084
>>40528111
>>40528131
>>40528288
>>40528165
>>40528288
You fling Abandon at him with all of your strength, and the blade sings as it flies through the air. The wolf stops his charge and leaps back, the blade sticking into the ground with a dull thud. As you land, you whip your pistol up and fire the charged shots, and he stands confidently laughing. It's apparent that he thinks it won't do any good, but the silver flashes coming from the muzzle make his eyes go wide, and three bullets each tear through him like trucks and put the Wolf on his back. You run forward and pull Abandon from the ground, stabbing at him. The wolf rolls to the side to avoid it at the last moment, but you fire bullets into his face. One eye is blinded and the back of his mouth is riddled with gunfire. "I thought there was something funny about this gun? Guess not."

He swipes at you blindly, and tears into your calf before standing up and crawling around, wildly thrashing his hands in each direction. You keep firing your gun at him, and the wolf is now yelping and howling and barking in frustration. "Stop it! I SAID STOP IT!!"

You don't let up in the slightest, having fun with him and riddling him full of holes. He grows more sluggish as this presses on for a few minutes, and when you're sure that the wolf can't resist you anymore, you run forward and kick it's stomach to lay him flat on his back. The priest groans in pain, and you walk forward and stomp on it's leg, a bone snapping. He roars, frustrated. "What's the matter? Can't play with the big boys?" He moans with a chuckle. "A half-breed, a fuck-" he stops to hack up blood. "A fucking half breed beats me! No matter, you cannot stop my daughter! She will keep our kind alive for eternity! She is the queen of the-" You thrust Abandon forward into his throat, cutting him off before yanking it out and walking over to your bike. "Yeah yeah, I get it. She's the biggest bitch around."

Cont.

>>40528588
Minutes later, you're back at the town. You've honestly got no idea where you're going to find the daughter and her friends, all also probably wolves. When you ride by the mousy man's home, you see that it's up in flames. There's no chance that he survived, if they came for him. You shake your head, and continue to ride on into the town.

You're on your bike, slowly going across a cobblestone road. Your engine is humming quietly as you focus your senses, and try to discern the scent of flowers. You shut your eyes and try to clear out all the other distractions around you, the blood on your clothes distracting you. You pull off to the side and take your coat and shirt off, setting them on the bike before continuing to walk down the street, gun in hand and your sword on your back. With the streets dead quiet, and now that you've made some distance from your bike, you realize something.

The smell of blood wasn't coming from your clothes. It was coming from the wind blowing gently against your face. It's only now you hear the sound of faint laughter, and you sprint forward as fast as you can before rounding an ally. What you see makes you flinch, and you have to wonder just how far gone this town is if the girls feel free to preform such horrid acts on the street like this. You gulp, and stare the scene down. Three girls, plus Katja and a wolf, are standing around a small body. The wolf is ripping off a limb and shaking it out around, as the girls all laugh like they're watching their favorite television show. You're really wishing you would have gotten the man's damn name. You grip your blade tightly, a feeling of sickness rising up in your stomach as you realize that for the first time, you've failed your charge.

>>40528775
Suddenly, Katja looks up and notices you. She's just as beautiful as before, but blood is dripping off of her hands. She gives a cute little wave. "Oh, it's Duncan. I guess you dealt with my Dad and his congregation."

>A. You're dead, bitch.
>B. How the hell are you doing this?! Why don't any of these people in this town care?
>C. Hey, Katja. Just a normal Monday night for you girls, huh?
>D. Write-in

>>40528785
>>B. How the hell are you doing this?! Why don't any of these people in this town care?

>>40528785
>Small body

...how small?

>>40528785
C

>>40528785
>>C. Hey, Katja. Just a normal Monday night for you girls, huh?

>>40528800
small enough to be a mousy man who employed you

>>40528785
>>D. Write-in
>"You made me fail my job. I'm going to collect my payment, now."

>>40528785
>You're dead, bitch.
I'm all out of snark

>>40528785
Fuck you!

>>40528785
>C. Hey, Katja. Just a normal Monday night for you girls, huh?

>>40528810
Ah, OK. "Small body" usually means children in stuff like this. In that case...

>>40528785
>C. Hey, Katja. Just a normal Monday night for you girls, huh?

>>40528785
>C. Hey, Katja. Just a normal Monday night for you girls, huh?

>>40528810
Please stop answering questions that confirm shadowruns in a roundabout way

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>>40528785
>D. "Now you'r just pissing me off!"

Fire the gun while charging. Lets finish this.

>>40528854
shadow runs? not sure what you mean

>>40528785
>D. Write-in
"That saying "all dogs go to haven" will you find out if thats true for me?"

>>40528865
>not knowing board culture
stay pleb

>>40528865
>>40528888
Player paranoia

>>40528888
Not everyone waste their life away learning stupid shit.

>>40528888
>browsing qtg

now that's pleb. I'm guessing that's where it's from at least

>>40528914
Who said I browse QTG?
>>40528912
You seem upset.

Retards, the lot of you.

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>>40528933
it's reasonable to assume made up terms about quests would come from a place where people make judgement about quests. Regardless I could have answered whatever concern you had, but you wanna be a cunt about it, it seems I'll just have to keep doing whatever seems to be bothering you

Update incoming

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>>40528912
Not that guy but

>>40528933
How about you stop being such a retard. QM made it pretty fucking obvious that the body was the man who hired us.

No shadowruns involved. Just learn to fucking read.

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>>40528933
>Makes obscure reference
>No one gets it or finds it funny
>"Retards, the lot of you"

Sure buddy.

>>40528983
Can we set our autism aside and just go on? Some of us wanna find out what happens instead of watching two retards fight over something that doesn't matter.

>>40529004
Not that I'm on his side, but Shadowrun isn't all too obscure. Or so I thought. Anyway, it's a reference to how in Shadowrun, the dude who gives you the job almost always has some sort of hidden agenda, sometimes even to screw you over.

>post about shadowruns at 7 am in the morning when reading comprehension is at it's lowest
>reread the post and laugh at myself for being a moron
>meanwhile everyone loses their shit
what the fuck, QM, get back to writing

You somehow manage to keep your anger under control, and calmly stroll forward. "Hey, Katja. Just a normal Monday night for you girls, huh?" They all giggle in a fashion that should be impossible for pretty young girls, but you're starkly reminded that it they're not pretty young girls at all when the wolf turns to you and grins with an arm hanging from it's jaws. At least it looks like it's grinning. Whatever the case, you're sure that these demons are just as cocky as any other.

You turn your head to the side as you hear police sirens rapidly approaching, and two squad cars screech to a halt behind you, and cops pour out of the vehicles. You're a little surprised, to be honest. This is the first time you've seen a legitimate police response to something like this. You turn back to Katja and shrug, but suddenly stop as you find her and the girls all smiling. She wipes her hands off on her clothes, and looks at you innocently. "Oh, don't worry. I already called the police, they'll take care of us. They're really nice!" You lurch forward as a shotgun blast impacts your back, and you turn around to find that the men are all aiming their guns in your direction. "Drop your weapons!" one of them yells. Mind control. Great.

>A. Shoot the cops in nonvital areas
>B. Ignore the police and rush the wolves
>C. Try to take them out with hand to hand
>D. Write-in

>>40529170
>>C. Try to take them out with hand to hand

>>40529170
>C
also hitting with abandon's handle isnt lethal, so we should do that aswell

>>40529170
>C. Try to take them out with hand to hand

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>>40529170
>A.

We dont know how much punishment we can take. Id rather not absord several gunshots while fighting were wolves after getting done with that boss fight not twenty minutes ago. Lets wrap this up.

>>40529201
this

>>40529170
>A. Shoot the cops in nonvital areas

>>40529170
>>A. Shoot the cops in nonvital areas
lets get this done and over with

>>40529170
>C. Try to take them out with hand to hand

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Too bad for Katja.

Lets hope for a real babe soon.

>>40529191
>>40529201
>>40529217
>>40529284
You rush forward, dodging the gun fire by tracking the motions of the police. It's just now that you realize how slow they're actually moving, and how casual it is for you to smack away their firearms and knock them out with soft taps. It only takes you a few seconds, but when fangs clamp down on your turned back, you again realize how muddied your perceptions have become. It's not just that any normal man wouldn't have the physical strength to deal with the beasts, it's also the reaction speeds. The wolf could have just as easily killed the men as you knocked them out. You reach behind you and grip the thing by the neck, slinging it over and slamming it into the cobblestone, throwing broken earth everywhere.

It's fangs tear through your shoulder as it's pulled off, and blood drips onto the ground. You're tired, and have wounds all over you. It's good that there's only a few wolves left. You stomp down and crush the brain of the wolf in front of you before it can stand, but when you whip your sword off your back and turn around to face Katja and her remaining friends, you find yourself alone, although you can hear girlish laughter echoing all around you. You walk forward slowly, focusing and trying to absorb the sensations around you so that you can properly react to any threats. Your stiff wounds and the loss of blood is ruining your concentration, but you're motivated by all the suffering that these creatures have wrought. A wolf leaps from a rooftop on your left, but it's hardly expecting you to leap at it as well and easily impale it's body with Abandon. You sling your blade to the right and send the body crashing to the ground, landing on the roof to find two more wolves awaiting you, crawling towards you menacingly.

>A. Throw Abandon at one, and charge your gun.
>B. Engage both with your sword
>C. Fire your gun rapidly and wait for them to approach you
>D. Write-in

>>40529462
>>C. Fire your gun rapidly and wait for them to approach you

>>40529462
>B. Engage both with your sword

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>>40529462
>D. Grab the officers shotgun and dual fire it with your pistol at the wolves.

>>40529511
this

>>40529511
>>40529520

you're on the roof now, unless you mean to turn your back to the wolves and do so, which I wouldn't advise, especially since you're not sure where Katja is

>>40529462
>D. Grab the officers shotgun and dual fire it with your pistol at the wolves.

>>40529536
ignore this>>40529542 then
>C

>>40529536
Just leap off the roof. I wanna akimbo this shit.

Also, its sorta hard to follow where Duncan is when the fight is happening. You might want to be more specific.

>>40529511
We're on the roof and the officers are in the alley.
If we'll take even one of their guns our prints will be all over them.

>>40529462
>>D. Grab the officers shotgun and dual fire it with your pistol at the wolves.

>>40529561
". A wolf leaps from a rooftop on your left, but it's hardly expecting you to leap at it as well and easily impale it's body with Abandon. You sling your blade to the right and send the body crashing to the ground, landing on the roof to find two more wolves awaiting you, crawling towards you menacingly."

I'm open to advice if this isn't clear enough, and I'm not being sarcastic

>>40529568
>our prints will be all over them

Look man, there are a dozen cut up werewolf bodies in this town alone. Finger prints on a gun is the least of our worries. Plus I wanna keep it.

>>40529462
>>C. Fire your gun rapidly and wait for them to approach you

nevermind then no duel wielding we are on the roof

>>40529462
If the shotgun's not an option, then C.

>>40529599
Im not saying your a bad writer. Just sometimes its hard to follow whats happening. Happens to everyone, action scenes are tough to follow for me in any book.

>>40529628
no I getcha, action scenes are specifically one of the things I have trouble writing I think and it's part of why I'm doing this quest, to practice them a bit. I'm always open to criticism and ways to improve because I am 100% a casual writer

voting's closed so update incoming

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Hoping for akimbo. We need a shotgun anyways.

Also, captcha was of pizza.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwbBz59lIQo

You fire rapidly at the wolves, and they both rush forward and try to come at you from the sides. You shoot the one on the left in the eyes, concentrating all your fire at the face as you heft your sword up and swing horizontally, warding off the wolf on the right and stepping back. You have just enough of a moment to tuck your gun into your pants and grip Abandon with both hands, and you quickly focus on the wolf on the right. You rush forward and stab, and it leaps to the left and runs into the blinded wolf, falling to the ground.

The fatigue is overtaking you, and you relish at the opportunity to take both of your enemies out. Running forward, you hack at both their bodies again and again, grunting violently with each swing. Blood sprays up with each impact, covering your body and wounds. You feel their demonic blood flowing through you, and it strengthens you to a fault. While by no means are you completely rested now, you feel as though you can continue the fight. Once you're positive that they're dead, you quickly scan the area around you looking for Katja, when a wolfish form on a rooftop in the distance howls to the sky, silhouetted by the moon. The cry pierces your ears, and you feel a sudden compulsion to lay down your sword and stop fighting. Even so, the hatred of the demon allows you to push onward. Surely the normal men of the town must have found themselves completely unable to resist. Katja looks at you, yellow eyes glowing in the darkness. She's a massive wolf, ten feet tall and more than twenty long. She's leaping from the rooftop to the cobblestone, just barely fitting in the road as she comes for you.

>A. Leap from rooftop to rooftop, and try to jump on top of her
>B. Leap down into the ally, and grab a police shotgun
>C. Stay where you are and charge your gun
>D. Write-in

>>40529881
>>B. Leap down into the ally, and grab a police shotgun

>>40529881
>C. Stay where you are and charge your gun
Make it a big one

>>40529881
C. Time to blow her out of the sky.

>>40529881
Gimme a charged shot 3 instead of the babby tier charged shot we've been using.

>>40529965
gonna have to get enough red orbs to purchase that first, son

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>>40529881
>B

I cant resist that.

>>40529983
is that the blood we have been gathering

>>40529983
;_;

>>40530011
Indeed it is

>>40530019
soon, anon, soon. You guys'll get at least 1 major bonus upgrade a thread (mission) It's only the fourth (technically fifth) thread after all! You'll be unstoppable Devil Hunters one day

>>40530061
I thinks its about time we found out what this "Abandon" sword is. We need to read that Demonica book or just experiment with it.

Its gotta be our spirit sword or some shit.

>>40529881
>>C. Stay where you are and charge your gun

>>40529881
>C. Stay where you are and charge your gun

You hold your ground, shaking your head at the bullshit that you've had to deal with tonight. Your gun is crackling with silver lightning, and you aim it carefully as the monster approaches you. Katja is fast, and she tuckers head low down so that your bullets don't blind her in the same way it did her sisters and father. They impact her fur, blowing it apart and causing her to yelp harshly. More size just means more flesh, as far as you're concerned. She approaches you and stands on her hind legs, crashing a paw down to where you're at and stomping it on the rooftop. You leap to the side back down into the ally, rolling and grabbing the police shotgun, a standard issue Remington 870. She turns to look at you in the ally, sticking her face in and snapping at you with massive jaws, seemingly an inch away from your face. Hot air blows against you, and it smells of rotten flesh. You jokingly wave a hand in front of your nose. "Whoo, girl. I don't think they make toothbrushes in your size, sadly."

You've been charging the shotgun as she fruitlessly tries to bite you, and you fire it point blank into her nose. The sound of the gunshot is more like an explosion, and she reels back and roars from the pain, whipping her head around. The wolf slams her body into the buildings of the ally, crushing the walls to the side and giving her head room to slip in. She's going to chomp you. What do you do?

>A. Leap into her open mouth
>B. Run under her legs, and slash at them with Abandon
>C. Run out the other end of the ally, charging your shotgun
>D. Write-in

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>>40530202
woop forgot to post gun

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>>40530202
>A.

It worked last time.

>>40530202
Shoot directly into her mouth

>>40530202
>>A. Leap into her open mouth
Continue to do the dumbest things for the sake of cool!

>>40530202
>>B. Run under her legs, and slash at them with Abandon
rule of cool right here

>>40530202
>B. Run under her legs, and slash at them with Abandon
POWER SLIDE!

>>40530202
>>B. Run under her legs, and slash at them with Abandon

There's crazy, and then there's dumb.

>>40530202
>you fire it point blank into her nose.

Jesus that made me cringe. Her snout must look like its been blown off. Just ow.

>>40530202
>A. Leap into her open mouth

We all know how this plays out. Time to give Katja some serious indigestion.

>>40530256
>>40530273
>>40530274
Oh and after the slashes as we pass under her we need to air riff on our sword before the slide comes to an end.

>>40530309
well fucking DUH

>>40530252
Do you mean "shoot directly into her mouth" as in leap into it, or to fire the gun?

pls include which vote you choose guys, including D or the appropriate letter as write-ins

>>40530306
Actually switch my vote to this, >>40530273

Because that image is just to stylish to resist. That and for some reason I suddenly had second thoughts about leaping into her mouth. No idea why. Just a feeling of bad juju.

>>40530202
>A. Leap into her open mouth
With reckless ABANDON

>>40530337
Fire the gun, obviously

>>40530380
alright, please include that it's a write in next time. Update incoming in a moment.

>>40530256
>>40530273
>>40530274
>>40530341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzEN7dpZJ1A

You sprint forward as fast as you can, her jaws snapping shut just behind you with a thunderous clap. You throw the shotgun ahead and pull Abandon from your back, and spin it over your head to slash at her left and right forelegs. She leaps up in surprise, and you continue forward to deliver a painful stab into the back-left leg, gripping the handle tightly and still sprinting to slice through and nearly cut her foot off. You spin the blade with a flourish as you run into the street, and slide onto your knees with your blade in front of your guitar. You play an imaginary tune, strumming it harshly, celebrating your impending victory.

Behind you she crashes to the ground, with only one good leg to support herself. She crushes a building entirely, and her body begins to shrink once more. You stand up, picking the shotgun off the ground and wandering over to Katja. She's nude, and she has gunshot wounds and cuts along her arms, and her foot is nearly sliced off entirely. She's laying there, shivering and hardly able to move. You probably challenged her for the first time in her life. You're beginning to realize that many of these demons are big fish in little ponds.

You point the shotgun at her head, and she looks up at you with terror. "Please..please don't! I-I, I don't want to die! I'll stop this! PLEASE!!" She's sobbing wildly, and you stare down blankly at her, almost with confusion. Just a moment it was a terrible monster trying to devour you, and now it's a pretty young girl begging for her life. She continues her plea for life. "I'll never do it again! I'll do whatever you want, just don't kill me!" She turns her head to the ground, screwing her face shut and moaning in pain.

>A. Shoot her in the head.
>B. Let her live. (Specify what you want to do with her)
>C. Write-in

>>40530588
>B
Waifu

>>40530588
>C: Ask her, "The people you killed, did they get to beg for mercy before the end?"

>>40530588
>>A. Shoot her in the head.
You're tired and you don't have time for this shit if she's actively just trying to play you.

>>40530588
>>C. Write-in
"Why shouldn't I kill you all you did is kill people so give me a reason im not heartless?"

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>>40530588
>B. (Give her your jacket and try to change her ways)

She has been raised by murdering cultist. We need to help her out.

>>40530588
>A. Shoot her in the head.

>>40530588
I'll admit I don't have any idea what to choose here. She is a very dangerous demon who we should probably be killed. On the other hand this was just these were just the tutorial missions and this one could have put us under. So having some backup isn't unwanted. I dunno what do you guys think?

>>40530588
>B
Try to focus your magic into her slightly to maybe heal her and leave her there. Maybe add something about if she wants to make up for what she did to take up arms with you against the demons in this world.

>>40530588
>>B. Let her live. (Specify what you want to do with her)
pick her up and tell her that she works for us

>>40530588
>B

Get that waifu. All the waifus.

>>40530588
>A. Shoot her in the head.
NOPE

>>40530588
Duncan strikes me as the type to take things a bit personally, so...

Level the gun at her head.

"Oh, really? You don't want to die? Tough shit. That pain, that fear you're feeling now? That's what your dinner tonight felt. That's what everyone you've hurt felt, and you slaughtered them and laughed."
Spit on her, and continue:
"See, normally, I might have kept this professional. But you have the nerve to beg for mercy from me when you've never shown any in your life. Sorry honey, you're cute, but nobody gets to pull that shit in front of me."

And then blow her head off.

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>>40530720
I think a big theme of Devil May Cry is redemption.

Look at Trish, a servant of the devil. She becomes Dantes best friend because of his personality.

Same with Lady. She put a bullet in your brain the first time you met.

Give Katja a chance. Just one chance.

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>mfw all this uncertainty

>>40530759
There's a world of difference between trying to kill Dante and snacking on innocent bystanders.

>>40530588
>>B. Let her live. (Specify what you want to do with her)
try to heal her

this guy got me >>40530759

>>40530759
true, but IC it makes sense to put down the sadistic murderer, especially since he probably killed the client.

at the very least >>40530694 >>40530792 >>40530723
seems to let her off easy

>>40530820
I like being apart of this decision.

Anyways, ill point out that the client did send a half breed demon to their church, intending to do harm.

I think she IS evil but worth a second chance. We did kill her family after all.

>>40530776
I just want you to know that when she inevitably does something awful/betrays us. I wont blame you. I'll blame all the waifu faggots shitting everything up right now.

At least the redemption guy gave a reason instead of just. WAIFU GET