Overview>This is a quest taking place in the Dragonball universe, starting at the beginning of the Saiyan Saga>You are a human male, currently eighteen years of age>All previous threads are archived on suptg if you'd like to catch up>At the end of each update, you will have the opportunity to vote on what to do next. After ten minutes, the option with the most votes wins>Write-ins are allowed, though I will disregard those I suspect to be shitposting>Death is possible in this quest, but in this universe it is rarely permanent. So, try to be careful, but have fun>I will offer certain action/dialogue options at the end of each update. You can vote on these
>>40543298BLOCK THE ROCK
Your Buu fight sucked, and not in the absorption way.
>>40543338There was no way that wasn't asspull that three people as strong as Mystic Gohan wouldn't immediately gank buy. It was as it needed to be.
The rest of the guests begin arriving soon after. Before long, everyone is present, aside from Goku and Vegeta. Bulma does not say anything, at least not right away, but she does look increasingly annoyed as the party goes on.After stopping Drake from challenging Trunks to an eating contest (there are some challenges even a Superhuman cannot reasonably overcome), you find Videl at a table with Gohan and Haya, who both wave your way upon seeing you, and call you over.You take a seat beside your wife, and say hello to your old friends, both of whom seem to be in good spirits. "Kaguya, good to see you," Gohan says with a grin."Yeah, it's been what, a week since the four of us got together for training?" Haya asks, chuckling. "What have you been up to?" Gohan asks.>A. You saw him at work at Capsule Corp yesterday>B. Doing your best to run Satan Castle>C. Teaching>D. Something else(Pick only one)
>>40543421>A. You saw him at work at Capsule Corp yesterday>B. Doing your best to run Satan Castle>C. Teaching
>>40543446Oops, didn't read the bottom. Picking B
>>40543421>B. Doing your best to run Satan Castlegotta pump out dem next gen super humans
>>40543421>A. You saw him at work at Capsule Corp yesterday
>>40543421>D. Running for presidency
>>40543421>B. Doing your best to run Satan Castle
>>40543421>>A. You saw him at work at Capsule Corp yesterday
So what does Gohan turn into if he goes SSJ2 and then transforms into an Oozaru
>>40543421>A. You saw him at work at Capsule Corp yesterday>B. Doing your best to run Satan Castle"Kinda hard to do both, but with Videl helping me teach at Satan Castle it's a bit easier"
>>40543603This seems reasonable
>>40543603I like this option. Seems more like something Kaguya would actually do.
>>40543603Instant Transmission would make commuting easier I suppose.
>>40543599Beerus destroys the moon.
>>40543405>strong as Mystic GohanDude they are past base Vegito level.
>>40543603Now i'm imagining Cell Jr helping them both out whenever Kaguya is to busy to spar with him.
>>40543603"Gohan, I saw you at work at Capsule Corp yesterday," you remind him."I know, I meant besides that," he tells you."Well, I've been doing my best to run Satan Castle," you tell him. "Kind of hard to do both, but with Videl helping me teach at Satan Castle, things are a bit easier.""Helping you teach?" Videl asks with an amused smirk. "Don't you mean that I'm basically running the whole place, and you show up occasionally to help?""Sounds about right," Haya teases. "Hey, there's Kazum! Hi, Kazuma!"You look and see Kazuma walking around with his fiance, Yukina. She's a pretty, blue-haired girl who you've known to be pretty quiet most of the time. She's also a very sweet person, and Kazuma pretty much always has a smile on his face when he's with her."Hey, guys," he greets, pulling out a chair for Yukina before sitting down next to her."Long time no see," Gohan says. "Yeah, "professor", would it kill you to visit more often?" Videl asks."Sorry," Kazuma says, looking down. "I've just been busy.""We know," Haya says. "We've got almost the whole gang, now. We just need Billy.">A. You think you saw him by the pool with Erasa>B. You think he's here>C. Go talk to someone else (specify)>D. Something else
>>40543773>A. You think you saw him by the pool with Erasa
>>40543773>>A. You think you saw him by the pool with Erasa"Pfft, he is right over there."
>>40543773>A. You think you saw him by the pool with ErasaBlue hair eh? not greenish-blue?
>>40543773>D. Billy died in a car accident.
>>40543773>>40544036>D. Instant Transmission to his grave and dispense a bouquet of flowers while commenting about the rain.
>>40544036>D. Billy, well he died in Nam...ek
>>40544036>PL in the trillions, likely>simple car crash took his lifeThe fuck are you on about?
>>40543787"I think I saw him by the pool with Erasa," you tell her. "Oh, pffft, he's right over there!"You point to the pool, and everyone looks just in time to see Billy do a cannonball while Erasa watches, clapping as he surfaces. Billy looks your way and waves to everyone, and Erasa does the same.Before too long, you see, to your surprise, that Vegeta and Goku have both arrived. "There you are," Bulma says happily, approaching the pair. "I'm glad you guys made it, but why are you in your combat clothes? It's a birthday, not a Halloween Party.""Sorry Bulma, we came here right from training," Goku tells her. "Happy birthday!""Thanks, Goku," Bulma says sweetly before looking at her husband, who seems to be looking away from her. "See, Vegeta? That's not so hard. You still haven't wished me a happy birthday."Vegeta doesn't answer, but seems to be shaking."What crawled up your butt?" Bulma asks. "Are you upset that us humans do this little thing called aging and your poor wife is another year older? Forget the powers, the best part of being a Saiyan must be never getting old.""WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!" Vegeta snaps, driving most of the others into stunned silence."It's my birthday, jerk!" Bulma replies before downing her glass of wine. Vegeta shakes again before suddenly jumping up and looking around. He searches the bushes, the buffet table, and even a trashcan for something or other. Finally, he flies up some stairs, and Bulma follows.>A. Ask the others what that was about>B. Go talk to someone else (specify)>C. Go get something to eat>D. Something else
>>40544067What is joking anon.
>>40544067He wasn't wearing his seat belt and he ran a red light!
>>40544070>>C. Go get something to eat"They are always a cute couple."
>>40544070>A. Ask the others what that was about>C. Go get something to eatPudding sounds good right about now.
>>40544070>A. Ask the others what that was aboutthen>C. Go get something to eatask Videl if she wants anything while we are at the Buffet
>>40544070D. "I think Geets finally snapped. "
>>40544070>A.What the HIFL's gotten into him?
>>40544070>C. Go get something to eat"Huh, well I guess its the same as usual. Videl you want me to want anything from the buffet table?"
>>40544070>D. "Getes was always a bit weird. Poor Bulma."
>>40544131*do you want anything from the buffet table. This is what I get for staying up two days straight
>>40544100"I guess Gete's finally snapped," you comment."So, business as usual?" Gohan asks."Yep, poor Bulma," you answer, getting up. "Videl, you want anything from the buffet table?""Hmmm, I'll come with you, see what they've got," she says, standing and walking with you to get some food.The two of you return to find Bulma escorting two odd looking men down the stairs. One looks like a bipedal, purple cat, while the other looks more human. Still, his blue skin and tall white hair, as well as his strange clothing, tell you that he's probably as alien as the cat-man."Look, everybody, Vegeta has friends!" Bulma says, snorting in laughter."Hello there," the cat man says."A pleasure to meet you all," the blue man tells everyone. "I am Whis, and this is Beerus.""Nice to meet you," Beerus says. With the two new guests, things start to pick up, with Beerus somehow getting everyone to dance together as a stunned Vegeta watches in disbelief. Vegeta seems frightened, while Goku seems eager. You're not sure why, but it's probably nothing good.Things soon quiet down a bit (then get noisy as Piccolo attempts to sing Karaoke, and does a rather poor job of it), but Vegeta continues to look as if he expects someone to die at any moment.You see Goku begin to approach Beerus, only to be stopped and scolded by Vegeta. As the two Saiyans argue, Beerus rises from his seat and approaches you."You there, you're the one who killed that bastard Frieza?" he asks, pointing at you.>A. Yes>B. Ask how he knew that>C. Introduce yourself>D. Something else
>>40544331>>A. Yes"Two times in fact.">C. Introduce yourselfHandshake>B. Ask how he knew that
>>40544331>A. Yes>B. Ask how he knew that>C. Introduce yourself
>>40544331>A. Yes>C. Introduce yourself
>>40544331>D. Hey, wanna race cars?
>>40544331>>A. Yesfor the most part, but i think Vegeta actually is the one who did him in
>>40544331>C. Introduce yourself>A. Yes>D. So...how do you know Vegeta?
>>40544331>D. Humblebrag"It was a team effort. Couldn't have done it without everyone, really. Well, at least not the second time when he brought his dad.
inb4 Super Human God
>>40544331>>D. Something else>"And his brother. Everyone else got his father."
>>40544331>A. YesKind of, I kicked his ass and Vegeta got in the finishing blow the first time, and the second was a team effort.>B. Ask how he knew that>C. Introduce yourself
>>40544455I'd actually prefer if it we passed the torch to Goku and Vegeta like in canon, and went home to be a family man.
>>40544455>inb4 that serves no purpose, since we could just ask Whis to let us punch him for five minutes and be strong enough to appease Beerus
>>40544464>>40544436You soloed Frieza the second time.
>>40544501Oh yeah, the team effort was for the mooks and dear old daddy, right?
>>40544501Huh. I was there for the thread, I remember everyone just piling on and exploding him to pieces. Also I'm pretty sure Nappa actually got the kill.Maybe the Freezer and Cold fights got mixed up in my mind, I don't know.
On Namek we instagibed Frieza while he was mid power up to 100% power, with Vegeta energy blasting the hole he fell in to oblivion.The second time was on Earth and we soloed him there.
>>40544369"Yep, I beat him twice," you answer. "Though, the first time was a team effort.""Remarkable," Beerus tells you. "I'm Kaguya," you tell him, offering your hand to shake.Beerus stares at you inquisitively before shaking your hand. "I am Lord Beerus. I didn't think anyone out there was strong enough to defeat Frieza, especially nobody from a planet like this. But then, I'm told that you're no ordinary human.">A. That's right, you're what's called a Superhuman>B. There's also Super Saiyans, and a Super Namekian here>C. Something else
>>40544639>A. That's right, you're what's called a Superhuman>B. There's also Super Saiyans, and a Super Namekian here
>>40544639>>A. That's right, you're what's called a Superhuman"There is a handful of us at this very party.">B. There's also Super Saiyans, and a Super Namekian here
>>40544639>A. That's right, you're what's called a Superhuman>B. There's also Super Saiyans, and a Super Namekian here>C. May not look it now, but Earth has had a lot of crazy crap happen to it.
>>40544639>A. That's right, you're what's called a Superhumanbut with how many of them are poping up recently i'm starting to doubt the specializes of it all
>>40544639>A. That's right, you're what's called a SuperhumanAnd I'm not the only one here, either.>B. There's also Super Saiyans, and a Super Namekian here
>>40544455>It's still Super Saiyan God> Haya isn't pregnant> The final Saiyan for the transformation is Raditz
>>40544758We got Nappa, Cabba, and their unborn child, but yeah Raditz showing up makes sense if you put it like that.
>>40544780>and theirand his other*bad phrasing, bad.
A Super Saiyan God isn't nearly as strong as a Super Saiyan 4.
>>40544783What would happen if all the Saiyans gave their energy to Goku instead of just five?
>>40544639>>B. There's also Super Saiyans, and a Super Namekian here"Earth is a super-great place!"
>>40544808The way I envision the transformation is that it's like a buffer overflow attack: the actual amount isn't important, just that you put more in than the designer (the Kais, I suppose) predicted. This lets you alter the important bits.So the Super Saiyan God transformation is hacking the universe and re-writing the target's fundamental identity from "mortal" to "god".
>>40544862NO. BAD ANON. We don't talk about GT.
>>40544887I mean, the only thing that was in GT that seems to have gotten the stamp of approval are the Black Star Balls.
>>40544933And the golden great ape, but that one makes quite a bit of sense.
>>40544933Isn't it still around as the alternate universe where Beerus got his pudding, canonically?
>>40544963Yes, so everything that happened in GT will still happen, but without the presence of Goku and the gang to help out.
>>40544652"That's right," you tell him. "I'm a Superhuman. There's a bunch of us at this party. And not only that, there's Super Saiyans and a Super Namekian.""What was that?" he asks. "Super Saiyan...Super Saiyan...Super Saiyan...GOD! Yes, I had a dream about it, a vivid dream where I fought a Super Saiyan God who looked just like....him!"You see Beerus point at Goku, who looks back in confusion.Whis seems to materialize out of nowhere besides Beerus. "A dream about him, Lord?""Yes, and you know what it was, right?" Beerus asks. "It was a vision.""Forgive me, Lord Beerus, but your visions...don't have a habit of panning out," Whis tells him. "As you'll remember, that dream you had about a popstar moving in with us never ended up happening.""You're mocking me, aren't you?" Beerus asks. "Well, I suppose just have to ask him."Beerus begins to walk towards Goku. "You there, Saiyan!""Hi, I'm Goku!" Goku says cheerfully."A pleasure," Beerus says. "Tell me, have you ever heard of a Super Saiyan God?""Well...I know all about regular Super Saiyans," Goku answers. "But, this Super Saiyan God thing isn't ringing any bells.""How disappointing," Beerus says. "And what of you, Prince Vegeta? Have you ever heard of a Super Saiyan God?""Super Saiyan God?" Vegeta asks. "No, Lord Beerus.""What a shame," Beerus comments. "Oh well. At any rate, I suppose I'll stay and enjoy more of these delicious Earthling delicacies. "As Beerus makes his way back to the buffet table, you hear Bulma speak up."Hey guys, the Bingo Tournament is about to start!">A. Go to the stage>B. Ask Vegeta about Beerus>C. Something else
>>40544993>A. Go to the stage
>>40544993>B. Ask Vegeta about BeerusVegeta, why are you being polite to that cat-person? Has Ginyu stolen your body again?
>>40544993>B. Ask Vegeta about Beerus>A. Go to the stage
>>40544993>>A. Go to the stage>>B. Ask Vegeta about Beerus"Where'd you meet him?"
>>40544993>>B. Ask Vegeta about Beerus
>>40544993>Do the Bingo song and dance!
Hey, if we're getting our ass beat too badly, will out kid burst out of Videl like Gohan and Raditz's pod?
>>40545016Are you trying get Veggie salted again??
>>40545073I can't think of a single vegetable that isn't better with a generous helping of salt.
>>40545069>Not sure if edgy, or brutal
>>40545069>"TWO birthdays!? Ay Carumba!"
>>40545073I think he's trying to convey incredulity over Vegeta's fearful respect and reverence over Beerus when Vegeta is frequently contemptuous or dismissive to most others, even really strong people.
>>40545090Don't worry, we can give her a Suntzu.
>>40544993>B."Veggie, be honest, did you start calling yourself a super saiyan "god" because I coopted the "legendary" part? Because if it's that important to you you can have it back."
>>40545158>If you wish to take enemy by surprise, baby suddenly explode from womb is A-OK.>DrunkTzu, the giver of terribly uncommon sense
>>40545200"Except for the man who cannot fight no matter what. He's screwed whether or not he knows it."
>>40544805Maybe it's just because of the shiny new movie budget but nothing in GT ever came off as powerful as the super saiyan god. Goku and Beerus punched and blasted eachother across and through a planet and into space in a matter of minutes, Omega Shenron postured and bragged a lot but he couldn't even blow up a city when he tried.
According to Xenoverse we're about to reach the point where the timelines diverge. Fight Beerus=Return of FLet Beerus have his pudding=GT
>>40545022"Vegeta, why are you acting so weird around Beerus?" you ask. "Do you know him?"Vegeta looks over at you. "Just trust me when I say that it's better for all of us if Lord Beerus enjoys himself here."He says nothing more, and you make your way to the stage."Welcome to the bingo tournament!" Bulma shouts. "Now, I know the plane and the castle are great prizes, but I think we can all agree that even they don't compare to the first-place reward, a full set of Dragonballs!"A tray lifts from under the stage, atop which sits the Dragonballs."Wait, I only count six!" Yamcha shouts."What?" Bulma asks, looking at the tray. "The four star ball is missing!"You suddenly hear something bounce behind you, and turn to see a blue-skinned child with pointy ears rush to catch the four-star ball. When he notices everyone staring at him, he freezes in fear."Guys, help, I fell right into their trap," he whispers."I never wanted it to come to this," a dark-haired girl says from beside Trunks.She pulls out a gun, holding it to a surprised Trunks's head. "Tell them, sir!"The blue-skinned kid seems to be less afraid now. "Alright folks, unless you want us to bash this kid's head into apple sauce, give us one million zeni right now!"The partygoers chuckle, amused by this performance."A hundred thousand also works," the kid says."Uh, Mai, I want to break up," Trunks says to the girl."Quiet, hostage!" she replies."Your chest is rubbing my shoulder," Trunks tells her, causing her face to turn red."I want to play your hostage game too, you guys!" Gohan shouts, donning his Saiyaman outfit and running over. "Evil beware, the Great Saiyaman is here to save Trunks from his evil girlfriend!">A. Cheer>B. Put on your outfit and join in>C. Stand back and watch>D. Tell everyone that those children look familiar.
>>40545372>B. Put on your outfit and join in>D. Tell everyone that those children look familiar.
>>40545372>>C. Stand back and watch>>D. Tell everyone that those children look familiar.MY STEAK
>>40545372>B. Put on your outfit and join inWe haven't done it in a while>D. Tell everyone that those children look familiar.
>>40545372>C. Stand back and watchAww, isn't that adorable, you kids have funThen we give Videl puppy eyes, if she agrees>B. Put on your outfit and join in
>>40545372>D. Tell everyone that those children look familiar.>B. Put on your outfit and join in
>>40545372>C. Let the kiddies have their moment. Not like a gun can hurt literally anyone at this part.
>>40545389SupportingMake Pilaf apologize
>>40545372>>B. Put on your outfit and join in
>>40545456>Confirmed for not knowing what happens in Resurrection of F.
>>40545372>B. Put on your outfit and join in
>>40545477> Confirmed for forgetting that guns can't hurt anyone at our current strength.
>>40545477Frieza gets beaten like a bitch twice, again?
>>40545541Goku was Super Saiyan God and he got beat by a laser pistol.
>>40545541>MUH BULMA>reveals Bulma is preggers
>>40545541I can't find it without the damn watermark. But everyone at the party is relaxed so their ki is low at the moment.
>>40545563Excuse me then, PROJECTILE weapons can't hurt us at our current power level. Lasers are a whole different story.
>>40545563wasn't that charged with Freeza's ki?
>>40545549I wanna see Vegeta joining the Galactic Patrol as Jaco's understudy.Goku can't come because he's too tall to fit into a GP space ship.
>>40545593they're going to hit Bulma
>>40545406"Aww, isn't that adorable?" you say. "You kids have fun."You then turn to Videl, giving her puppy dog eyes. She chuckles and rolls her eyes."Alright, go ahead, you dork," she tells you.Donning your Saiyaman outfit, you leap into the air, landing beside Gohan."If you're going to shoot someone, shoot us!" Gohan instructs the little girl. "What? I'm not going to shoot you!" the girl tells him."Back off, guys!" the blue kid insists."No, seriously, shoot us. Let's liven things up, yeah?" Gohan says. "I've seen them fight plenty of times," Trunks tells Mai. "They're fast enough to stop almost anything.""Go for it!" Gohan tells her. "And don't just fire once, panic and empty the whole thing!""You asked for it!" the girl says, firing her gun wildly at you and Gohan.The two of you deflect the shots effortlessly. You knock them harmlessly away from everyone, but suspect that Gohan has been drinking, as he doesn't seem to care where the bullets end up."Haha, nice try!" Gohan says before approaching the children. "You guys, all this time I thought that was just a pellet gun, but those were real bullets. Little kids shouldn't lay with weapons! If it hadn't been me, you could have shot someone!""Ah, my leg!" you hear Videl shout from nearby.>A. Run to Videl>B. Smack Gohan upside the head>C. Something else
>>40545632>A. Run to Videl
>>40545632>B. Smack Gohan upside the head>A. Run to Videlmake sure the smack creates a sonic boom
>>40545632>>A. Run to Videl>>B. Smack Gohan upside the head>>C. Something elseUse telekinesis to take the gun
>>40545632>B. Smack Gohan upside the head>A. Run to Videl
>>40545632oh for fuck's sake>B. Smack Gohan upside the head>A. Run to Videlyou can deviate a BIT, Som
>>40545676Consider it a warning shot for later.
>>40545632>B. Smack Gohan upside the head>A. Run to Videl>C. Trunks Knock her out please.
>>40545632>C.Awesome, Videl's playing along too."Oh no, they got Saiyaman Blue! You fiends, you'll pay for this!"And threatening pose.
>>40545686Not gonna lieI kinda hoped the bullet would have smacked Videl in the stomachJust for the absolute SHIT STORM that would have happened if it killed the baby.
>>40545686>tfw you're so used to this kind of shit in SOM's quests that you don't care enough to even sigh in exasperationWell shit.
>>40545704Kaguya already knows Videl is pregnant.Pretty sure.
>>40545632>A. Run to Videl"Shit! Videl!">B. Smack Gohan upside the head
>>40545749She hasn't told him yet.
>>40545749He has no clue what so ever.
>>40545686C'mon dude.Videl getting hurt in the actual movie was already pushing credibility, but HQ Videl who outclasses super saiyans being hurt by a freaking 9 milimeter, you've got to be shitting us.
>>40545780taken by suprise?
>>40545732It's the type of edge we NEED anon
>>40545762And that stops him from knowing how?His super telepathy is picking up garbled non-thoughts from a partially formed brain!Surely this is easily within the realm of belief for fucking DBZ.
>>40545686Dude she's like the strongest person of the cast along us and Yamcha mang.
>>40545686How bad?>>40545780read>>40545588Everyone at the party is taking it easy, why would they all be at full power wasting energy on a peaceful day.
>>40545790Literally not a factor in this universe.
>>40545780She was completely relaxed, see >>40545588>>40545563>>40545805Fair enough, but she isn't far along in the pregnancy.
>>40545825Goku at 12 ye->>40545831this
>>40545825>why would they all be at full power wasting energy on a peaceful day.Pretty sure the problem is that at resting power, Videl would likely have the strength to crush mountains.People's PL doesn't drop down to the tens when resting if they have a PL in the quintillions or whatever the fuck we have now.And in Dragon Ball, Goku with a 100+ PL took a bullet to the dome from Bulma with nothing but some pain and a bump
>>40545835See>>40545831Ballistic < Ki laser
>>40545831Goku's a saiyan, kid Goku was running on gag plot armor before the whole alien origin reveal.
>>40545855Goku's PL was 10 at the start of DB
>>40545653You smack Gohan upside the head before running over to your wife.She's sitting on the ground, clutching her leg and wincing in pain."How did that happen?" Yamcha asks. "Videl's one of the strongest people here.""The human body is fragile," Piccolo tells him. "When you become too relaxed, your energy stops protecting it from injury. That shouldn't have been an issue here, but it seems that little game got out of hand.""Shame on you, Gohan!" Chi-Chi scolds. "Your stupid super hero game almost got your friend killed!""I'm so, so sorry!" Gohan says, kneeling beside you and Videl."Everyone make some room, I can help her," Dende says.You and Gohan give the Namekian space, and he places his hands upon Videl's leg."Thank you, Dende," Videl says gratefully once he has healed the wound.The two of them whisper something, but before you can ask about it, you hear Vegeta shout from nearby."Gohan and Kaguya's trick is over, now it's time for the main event of Bulma's birthday party, the bingo tournament!">A. Look at the stage>B. Ask why Vegeta suddenly cares about that>C. Something else
>>40545951>>A. Look at the stage>>B. Ask why Vegeta suddenly cares about that
>>40545889His PL wasn't at 10 when he met Bulma.Or maybe I'm forgetting the order of episodes. Whatever, the point stands.There really is no conceivable reason the bullet would actually do anything to Videl.And keep in mind >>40545588Whis is far, far stronger than a bullet from your average gun.
>>40545951>A. Look at the stage>B. Ask why Vegeta suddenly cares about that
>>40545951>A. Look at the stage>B. Ask why Vegeta suddenly cares about that>C. Something elseJOIN IN WITH THE BINGO SONG
>>40545951>C. Continue expressing concern over Videl
>>40545972actually it was, officiallyby the WMAT he was up to like 190Roshi's training isn't just for show
>>40545951So, no one took the bullet out, am I to believe shitty slug magic did that, too?Cause now she has a slug in her leg.
>>40545951>C. Something elseMake sure Videl is alright and thank Dende for healing her>A. Look at the stage>B. Ask why Vegeta suddenly cares about that
>>40543421>D. Something elseOn tour peforming our hit song https://youtu.be/dP75aZvWVdw
>>40545997Neat, PL 10 can deflect bullets.Toriyama's inconsistencies are to the max, since Satan with his 100+ PL would have died to that.
>>40545999>999I'm onto you, Satan...
>>40545999If slug magic can cure a gaping holes where Vegeta's stomach and intestines used to be before getting vaped by krillin's blast, then yeah making a bullet is a piece of cake to the white mage.
>>40546014this nigga in the reverse hyperpolic time chamber answering posts from two hours ago
>>40546023Damn it, SOM, my daughter's been shot, do you expect me not to be worried?
>>40545084>I can't think of a single vegetable that isn't better with a generous helping of salt.Zucchini.
>>40546024There is a difference between magically healing back organs, and taking out what did them.The body would heal around things in it, which is the reason why if you got a piece of metal lodged in your leg, you would have a fucked up leg because there is a goddamn piece of metal in it.The armor around the wound didn't come back, it didn't undo the damage, it repaired it, which means if you put an iron bar in someone after you tore them open and then Dende healed them, they would have an iron bar in them.
>>40545951Surprise Entry of the Bingo Tournament
>>40546022Mark was never given an official PL, especially not from Toriyama.Also note that Blue actually wasn't surprised by how strong Goku and Krillin were upon discovering they were Martial Artists. So it's semi-common knowledge in early DB that martial artists with superhuman strength that can tank bullets and break actual tanks with their fists is a thing. Even discounting toon physics humans can be damn durable in DB.
>>40546121King Chappa had a PL of like, 130, right?Hercule is stronger than him.
>>40545964"Videl, are you alright?" you ask."I'm fine," she tells you with a smile, rising to her feet."Thank you for healing her, Dende," you tell the small Namekian. "No problem," he says with a smile.You look over to the stage. "Why does Vegeta care about this bingo tournament at all?""I have no idea," Krillin says. "I think he's been drinking more than Gohan.""BINGO!" Vegeta shouts, beginning to dance on stage. "BINGO! BINGO! FUN TIME BINGO! The Earth's a fun place to be-oh! The food is tasty, too! YUM! Let's all, play-oh! Let's be, friends-oh! Fun time Bingo! Time to play some bingo! Oley!">A. Clap>B. Cheer>C. Join in the tournament>D. Something else
>>40546170>D. I can sing a better Bingo Theme than that.
>>40546170>D. Something else>"KRILLIN'S TURN!"
>>40546170>>C. Join in the tournament>D. Everyone I think Vegeta has finally gone insane.
>>40546170>B. Cheer>C. Join in the tournament
>>40546170>A. Clap>B. Cheer>C. Join in the tournament
>>40546170>A. Clap>B. Cheer>D. Something elseENCORE ROUNDKAGUYA AND VEGETA SINGING BUDDIES
>>40546170>C. Join in the tournament
>>40546170Outperform Vegeta at Bingo MCing.
>>40546170>D. Something elseIts time https://youtu.be/0j13lmg4nrM
>>40546170>>D. Something elseSTARE. Like what the fuck is going.
>>40546235Having Kaguya sing?
>>40546235>Dragon SoulCmon son Step it up
>>40546082Energy attacks annihilate matter all the time. Dende could easily obliterate the bullet before healing the wound.
>>40546235edward why are you singing dragon ball songs
>>40546260Yes>>40546265Anon are you trying to tell me that shit didn't get you hype? Cause you're lying
>>40546235I now imagine that Kaguya has Vic Mignogna's voice. THIS IS CANON NOW!
>>40546267But he didn't.And his healing magic is distinctly not destructive, so it didn't do it.Don't you fucking take away consequences. It makes everything pointless if you do.Fucking "Oh no, teh badz happn!" >"lel dregan bullz, Dende!"A lack of consequences makes everything pointless.
>>40546235I kind of want to allow it, but it got outvoted.
>>40546323Don't let your dreams be dreams SOMhttps://youtu.be/nuHfVn_cfHU
>>40546323>shitters voting for generic 'continue plot' options>letting vegeta win by singing better than uswhy live
>>40546323>>40546282>>40546235>Listened to the song for six seconds>noped the fuck outThat shit is terrible. The fuck happened to the music after Z ended? It all went to shit!It was great in DB and DBZ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbywupzGY8UI would not mind dancing with Vegeta
>>40546380I'm not fond of Vic's version either, but there are versions sung by like six VAs.
>>40546380>>40546399Does not help that it like the only one I could find in 2 minutes of decent qualityBut eh
>>40546380Do you even fight for love and glory?
>>40546450Does he live to tell the story?
>>40546235https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1GlHNWgbWs>Not wanting Kaguya to train Icarus to ride a ball
>>40546450No.I'm not a faggot.I fight for money, to buy my alcohol, to drown out my sorrows of living an unfulfilled life because my dog died when I was a child which led to a crippling depression which forced me to get a dead end job that further sapped my soul to the point that now, even though I make enough to live comfortably in high society, I still can feel no joy in life.Happy now?
>>40546479Damn son, you need to get laid.
>>40546479If it makes you feel better if I was next to you I'd give you a hug
>>40546207You clap and cheer, then jokingly tell everyone that it's Krillin's turn. After making your little friend sweat briefly, you join in the bingo tournament, while Vegeta slinks off somewhere.Piccolo soon grows frustrated when he fails to win, and storms off complaining about "Stupid Earth Games". You continue to play until something else grabs your attention."All pudding cups are Buu's!" you hear. Looking over to a nearby table, you see Buu licking a tray of pudding cups, as Beerus looks on in rage. "GIVE ME ONE OF THEM NOW!" Beerus demands."No!" Buu replies. "I want the pudding!""No, mine!""GIVE ME ONE, YOU DUMB BLOB!"Buu angrily consumes the pudding before standing. "You call Buu dumb? Buu turn you into candy and eat you!"Beerus glares at him. "NOW I'M MAD!"Beerus becomes surrounded by a purple aura, but you can't get a reading on his energy. Buu charges at him, only to be sent flying back into the pool."YOU NO DO THAT TO BUU!" he shouts, rising from the water and charging at Beerus.To your amazement, Beerus is able to stop or dodge every attack Buu throws, and quickly floors the pink creature with a single chop.>A. Jump in and attack Beerus>B. Stand back>C. Something else
>>40546500That's what my wife tells me, I gave up when she did!
>>40546520>B. Stand back
>>40546520>C. Something elseHey man chill out
>>40546520>C. Something elseApologize for Buu's behavior, get him more pudding, offer to cook him something as an added apology.Superhuman culinary skills are go!
>>40546520Oh shit.>C. Something elseGet Beerus a fucking pudding cup.
>>40546520>C. Something elseIntervene"Alright time out, what the hell is going on here? And why are you two fighting?"Get ready to block cause they are probably not going to listen.
>>40546572>>40546571>Not wanting not!Kaioken Goku to bro it up with>wanting GT to happenYou motherfuckers.
>>40546579Seconding, since I'd rather not have Kags go in blind to the slaughterhouse
>>40546601I'd rather go on Space Adventures on a Grand Tour.
Oh god, we could stop Beerus from rampaging, and that'd be the Kaguya thing to do, but without Super Saiyan God we're in the GT timeline instead of the BoG/FnF/Super timeline.
>>40546627>without Super Saiyan God we're in the GT timeline instead of the BoG/FnF/Super timeline.Good.
>>40546624You'll never get your fucking Space Adventures.It's how SOMNIUS feeds, your disappointment, your anger, it makes him stronger.He will tease you with those space adventures like he has been for ages, all to frustrate you to the point of near blind rage.You make him more powerful, you fool!
>>40546520>B. Stand back>C. Something else"Hey Vegeta, your friend and Buu are starting a fight"
>>40546601>>40546627Pilaf and co are kids here.Pilaf and co are not kids in GT.Timeline already diverged.
>>40546657Do you think we'll get to play as Drake on the space adventures?>>40546669Not that much, they'll have even more reason to wish Goku into a kid now.
>>40546520>B. Stand back>C. Something elseGo look for Vegeta since for all Kaguya knows Beerus is Geets "friend" while we go check on Buu
>>40546627We're already different enough from canon there's no real way to timeline lock us like that. I do want to fight Beerus though.Also, Som hates most of GT's shit.
>>40546667>She's now stuck in a hot as fuck plastic bag with a dude in his skivvies>She's hot as fuck>Dude's delirious from heat, didn't even realize he was approaching her until he was in front of her>Ha ha, goes the crowd>She rips her way out, revealing his mostly naked form>Crowd screams as they realize what he was trying to do to her>Game grinds to a halt, players proceed to beat him to deathWhat was this thread about again?
>>40546729She's blonde, all he has to do is make up some shitty lie about proper etiquette and helping her stay cool like it's some shitty doujin and bam, he's getting laid.
>>40546699>Also, Som hates most of GT's shit.I don't. I want to fight Baby, Super 17, and the Shadow Dragons.
>>40546761That's just too fucking bad then, isn't it?
>>40546571"Beerus, I'm sorry about Buu!" you tell him. "I'll get you some pudding.""THERE IS NO MORE PUDDING!" Beerus snaps. "That oaf ate it all!""I-I'll cook you something delicious," you suggest."No, I am MAD! And this planet is doomed!" Beerus growls."Alright boys, let's get him!" Roshi shouts.Eighteen attacks Beerus from behind, only for him to vanish and reappear, striking her in the back. Krillin hurls a Destructo Disk down at Beerus, only to look on in terror as it's sent flying right back at him.As Krillin evades his own attack, Yamcha attacks with the Spirit Ball, catching Beerus in the jaw with it, and causing his head to snap back. Beerus looks at him in anger, and knocks Yamcha unconscious with a small energy blast.Piccolo grows into his giant force and attempts to stomp on Beerus, only to be grabbed by the foot and thrown into the distance. Tien and Chiaotzu shoot a barrage of Dodon Rays, only to be thrown back by a gust of energy as Beerus looks in their direction. Haya throws an exploding energy blast at Beerus, who answers with one of his own, throwing Haya into the pool. Gohan runs after her, and Billy rushes forward, tackling Beerus before being sent flying into the distance by a single punch.Kazuma rushes forward with his Spirit Sword, swinging at Beerus's head. Beerus catches the sword, and somehow rips it from Kazuma's hand before knocking him out cold.Goku transforms into a Super Saiyan 2 and prepares to fight, only for Vegeta to stop him."Beerus!" the Saiyan Prince shouts. "This way if you want to fight!"Beerus grins and rises into the air, following Vegeta.>A. Follow them>B. Tell Goku to go Super Saiyan 3>C. Something else
>>40546793>A. Follow them>B. Tell Goku to go Super Saiyan 3
>>40546793>>A. Follow them>>B. Tell Goku to go Super Saiyan 3
>>40546793A. Follow them>B. Tell Goku to go Super Saiyan 3Be careful, he one-shotted Yamcha
>>40546793>>A. Follow them>C.Tell Goku to be ready to go SSJ3.Also Yamcha, who is on equal terms with us in PL just got knocked out in one hit. There should be no way we should stand a chance here.
>>40546793>>C. Something elseJingle some keys in his face, or scratch behind his ears.
>>40546793>Beerus catches the sword, and somehow rips it from Kazuma's hand before knocking him out cold.What's Beerus going to do next, beat Vegeta to death with his own skull?
>>40546793>A. Follow them>B. Tell Goku to go Super Saiyan 3So wheres Napps and his family? Did he run into Raditz on the way?
>>40546872No, beat Vegeta unconscious with his own hair
>>40546793>C. Something else.We're gonna make the fucking best pudding.
>>40546793Q. Has either Kaguya at Capsule corp, or Videl at Satan castle, succeeded in turning the non-named NPCs into superhumans yet?
Remember, if we all go down, Earth still has one last defender.
>>40546793>"THERE IS NO MORE PUDDING!" Beerus snaps. "That oaf ate it all!"You railroady piece of clit, I call shenannigans on thee!
>>40546990No, the one after that.
>>40546990>Majin, Demigra'd, Towa-boosted, Mystic, Unlimited power Hercule comes to save the day>THE SAVIOR HAS COME!>WHEN SUDDENLY!
>>40546990The unborn baby?
>>40547022Oh, right. Cell Junior.>>40546999Man, Buu really needs the power to eat sweets and not get fat.
>>40547036No, the OTHER other one..
>>40547061Carl is not a good guy, anon.He will not save us.He is the power of DOOMPAUL incarnate.
>>40547026"REEEEEEEE">Dumplin, when happy"REEEEEEEE">Dumplin, when angry
>>40547093>tfw SHUT THE FUCK UPDumplin has words, u lil shit. And he sounds like a certain middle-eastern parrot.
>>40547112Dumplin quit posting on /tg/ and go back to /a/
>>40546804"Goku, go Super Saiyan three!" you instruct, leaping into the sky and following both Vegeta and Beerus.Vegeta transforms into a Super Saiyan 2 and rushes at Beerus. The two exchange a few punches before Vegeta manages to land a kick to Beerus's face. Beerus responds angrily by throwing several strong punches at Vegeta. The Saiyan Prince manages to fend off the first few, but soon takes a powerful blow to the face, and is then struck repeatedly until he falls from the sky.Goku, now a Super Saiyan three, rushes Beerus, landing a solid punch before meeting the same fate as Vegeta, reverting to his normal state as he falls back to the ground."That's enough!" Gohan shouts, rushing toward Beerus, joined by Krillin and Tien.Gohan transforms into a Super Saiyan 2 and rushes Beerus, who blocks the half-Saiyan's savage attacks before knocking him back with a strong punch. Tien readies a Tri-beam, but is knocked out before he has the chance to use it. Krillin hits Beerus with a Kamehameha Wave, but the attack has little effect, and Krillin is soon left unconscious as well.Gohan attacks Beerus again, landing two punches before being knocked out by an elbow to the back of the head."Well, that was fun," Beerus comments. "Are you going to try and fight me, too?" >A. Yes (attack)>B. Go on the defensive>C. No>D. Something else
>>40547211>>C. No"I don't see the point after all that. What is it that you want?"
>>40547211>B. Go on the defensive>D. Why does everyone in the galaxy come to destroy my planet?
>>40547211>B. Go on the defensive>C. No
>>40547211>B. Go on the defensive
>>40547211>D. Something else"If you still intend to destroy the planet">B. Go on the defensiveFake it After Image or IT, be on your guard a 110%
>>40547211>B. Go on the defensiveafterimage when he attacks and try to do one of them knock-out karate chops whis uses
>>40547211https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsD74mwwdEcCan we do this?
>>40547211>D. IT and grab his tail.alternatively>D. IT and stroke non-fluffy tail
>>40547211>A. Yes (attack)By the looks of things, we'll need to Rampage Drive to keep on par with him.
>>40547247>>40547253"No, I don't see the point after all of that," you tell him, dropping into a defensive stance anyway. "What is it that you want?""I want a pudding cup," he answers, simply. "But that rude pink creature devoured them all, leaving none for me. You Earthlings have no idea how lucky you are to know the delight of pudding. To me it's a treasure just beyond my grasp, pudding! Even the name resonates splendid deliciousness!" >A. Tell him that you will buy him pudding>B. Tell him that you will cook him a fantastic meal>C. Something else
>>40547385>A. Tell him that you will buy him pudding>B. Tell him that you will cook him a fantastic meal
>>40547385>A. Tell him that you will buy him puddingtheres more on this planet then just the pudding at the party
>>40547385>>A. Tell him that you will buy him puddingOR>>B. Tell him that you will cook him a fantastic mealHe may pick
>>40547385>B. Tell him that you will cook him a fantastic meal
>inb4 that pudding is a delicacy on Earth as well>inb4 we'll have to go all around the Earth looking for the most obscure ingredients
>>40547385>A. Tell him that you will buy him pudding
GuysThe dragonballsWe left them at the party
>>40547477Videl is there, it'll be fine.
>>40547477>>40547385Well that just means we can wish for a neverending cup of the most delicious pudding in the universe.
>>40547519Man, SCP has really fallen on hard times.But I guess it's better than when all of those self I sees started running around.
>>40547399"Look, I'll buy you some pudding, and I'll cook you a fantastic meal!" you promise."Pudding, and a meal?" he asks, sounding intrigued. "Well, there are many Earth delicacies I have not yet tried."He thinks it over, tapping his chin. "Very well, get me the pudding and prepare the meal. If it's not delicious, I will destroy your world. But, if it is delicious, I'll spare you all.">A. Deal (Get to work)>B. Something else
>>40547555>>A. Deal (Get to work)IT to Mom, you'll need help.
>>40547519But part of what makes the pudding so desirable is that there's not enough of it to be had!
>>40547555>A. Deal (Get to work)>B. Something elseMake Chichi and our mom do the cooking fusion dance since their both equal in cooking pls
>>40547555>A. Deal (Get to work)>B.Call Goku off, or at least ask him to request it in the form of sparring rather than a fight.
>>40547519>"The best drink ever">Dude kills himself shortly after drinking itThat thing is fucking awesome.
>>40547555>B. Something elseImpromptu cooking competition.Everyone, get in here.Beerus will be judge.You got 3 hours to cook the best thing ever.If you need cash for ingredients, fuck it just take 100,000Z from my account.
>>40547555>A. Deal (Get to work)Get Mom, Videl, Chi-Chi, maybe Haya and Bulma if they can cook good. By our powers combined, we are the LEGENDARY SUPER CHEF!
>>40547591THE PURITY WATER, OF COURSE!>>40547555>B. Give Beerus a glass of that to drink.
>>40547613>Kagu-Mom just smirks and tells us she's been holding back all this time>ten million zeni and an hour and a half later>THE BEST meal ever to be had by anything, anywhere, at any time, is created.
>>40547613 Cooking pl's of Chichi, Our Mom, Bulma, Videl, and Haya?Chi-Chi: 180,000Your mom: 180,000Bulma: 24,000Videl: 120,000Haya: 90,000 From the ask questions
>>40547555>>A. Deal (Get to work)>B. Something elseget mom to help.
Where is Uub?
>>40547634Okay, so maybe not so much Haya and Bulma, but Kags, Mom, and Videl should do the trick. And those PLs are from years ago too, so they're even better now, or they should be.
>>40547677uub was not created.Instead, fat majin buu was wished back to life.
>>40547701But if we had told Majin Buu that he was our friend, we would've gotten Uub?
>>40547715The answer to your question would have no use, as the moment for that has passed in this quest, and in another quest you could invent your own answer.
>>40547693I'm telling you.Mom can go SuperChef and her Cooking PL will multiply by 50.
>>40547736Wrong, we have Whis here with us, meaning we can resend that conclusion.
>>40547564>>40547574>>40547613Gathering your mother, Videl, Chi-Chi, and Haya, you set to work on creating the ultimate meal. Bulma rushes to buy pudding for the angry Lord Beerus, while the rest of you work tirelessly. Many chefs would have spent a fortune on ingredients, but your family has always made the most delicious foods quite simply, and do so even now. It takes hours, and quite a bit of hard work, but, the meal is prepared.You set it before Lord Beerus, who digs in at once, instantly commenting on how delicious the food is. He consumes every single last bite, licking his lips when he is done. He stares at you for a moment."Very well, you can all live," he decides."Why did you throw such a fit over a pudding cup, anyway?" Bulma demands."Calm down, Bulma, he's still a God," Goku tells her. "You've got to respect the rank.""A god?" Bulma asks."Yep, the god of destruction," Beerus confirms."It was wonderful meeting you all," Whis comments. "I'll be in touch with some of you, I'm sure. Tootles!" Beerus and Whis vanish in a flash of light, and everyone begins celebrating once again. As the festivities begin, Videl pulls you aside, looking somewhat nervous."Kaguya, I have something to tell you," she says, glancing around before leaning forward and whispering in your ear."I'm pregnant.">A. Give her a hug>B. Give her a kiss>C. Go tell everyone>D. Something else
>>40547766Are you really saying resend?You don't mean rescind? What the fuck does "Resend that conclusion" even mean?So you'll tell people something you've already come to a conclusion on?The fuck?
>>40547779>>B. Give her a kiss>A. Give her a hug
>>40547779>D. Something elseI hope it's twins!
>>40547779>>A. Give her a hug>>B. Give her a kiss>>C. Go tell everyone
>>40547779Nooooo, we need Whis to travel us back in time so we can get Uub so we can go DAN DANing!Quit railroading us!
>>40547779>A. Give her a hug>B. Give her a kiss>C. Go tell everyone
>>40547779>no fightTHIS IS SHENANIGANSFUCKING DROPPED
>>40547779>>A. Give her a hug>>B. Give her a kissDBZ Human Quest END? You seem to be rushing it out as quickly as possible these last few threads.
>>40547779>>A. Give her a hug>B. Give her a kiss>C. Go tell everyone>DThe Morning sickness was a big clue sweetheart.
>>40547779>>D. Something else>"The abject look of terror on Kaguya's face was the signal Videl needed in order to realize, at that moment, she fucked up."
>>40547779>D. Pic related
>>40547837Revival of F friend, Kaguya has fucked up badly now since Golden Freeza is going to be an actual threat with no SSJ gods.
>>40547837>SOMNIUS quest>No bad endIt's not over until everyone dies horribly because writefaggotry and the MC falls down a pit.
>>40547779>A. Give her a hug>B. Give her a kiss>C. Go tell everyone>D. Something else"Im going to be a daddy!"
>>40547848I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE #TRIGGERED
>>40547854Yeah, but for Revival of F to happen, those Freeza henchmen need to get the balls, revive him, and have him escape to powerlevel for four months. No way Kaguya lets that happen. We've fucked up sometimes, but there's too much leeway here.>inb4 SOM puts us offworld and we never know freeza was revived and left>ffw it already happened
>>40547779>A. Give her a hug>B. Give her a kiss>C. Go tell everyoneWell looks like Revival of F is going to be a nightmare now since no SSJ gods are going to be around
>All this revival of F bitchingWhen will you ever learn?Carl is the true threat, one we would need a true hero to defeat.
>>40547779>D. Something elseDrop all the spaghetti we made on the floor
>>40547779>A. Give her a hug>B. Give her a kiss>C. Go tell everyoneWell looks like the Revival of F fight is going to be one intense and interesting one
>>40547848Lets mix things up
>>40547779>D. BABY, BABY, PUNCH THE BABY, BABY PUNCH ZEEEEEE
>>40547848"nope"The super human punch her
I love the amount of samefag there is for that baby punch vote.
>>40547963Oh fuck, this is making me laugh way harder than it should.What the Christ is wrong with me!?
>>40547779>A. Give her a hug>B. Give her a kiss>C. Go tell everyone>D. Kill the baby
>>40547872You hug Videl tight, then give her a happy kiss, which she eagerly returns. The two of you pull back, looking into each other's eyes joyfully, grinning ear to ear before going back to the rest of the party."Everyone, I'm going to be a daddy!" you announce.The others rush over happily, with Hercule and your parents celebrating over being grandparents, and Haya giving each of you a big hug. Erasa goes over to Videl and begins talking about going shopping for baby clothes, while Master Roshi says something you can't hear.Whatever it was, Bulma smacks him for it."Congratulations, buddy," Krillin tells you, giving you a thumbs up. "It doesn't get any better than being a dad."Gohan and Goku clap you on the back, while Vegeta donns a thoughtful look and stares over at Bulma. The party continues into the night, and the grin never leaves your face.>To be continuedThat's it for tonight, but we have one final vote>CHOOSE A NAME FOR YOUR CHILDIt's a girl, and Videl won't let you give her a boy's name.>20 minutesAlso, follow me @qmdralo, and go to ask.fm/qmdralo to ask questions while I'm not runningI'll answer questions here for a while, too.
>>40547894stop that veto.
>>40547848punch the baby
>>40547779>No Beerus> No Buu> No Space AdventuresSOM, if you're tired of running the quest, just put it on indefinite hiatus. That's better than rushing it to the end for no reason.
>>40547996Write-up for gut-punch?
>>40547996We live on a farm, so.... Bobby?It's a female name
>>40548012>>40547996like Joan of arch.
>>40548012>>40548025One of these
>>40547996MordredPendragon and all that you know?
>>40548025>>40548025What you did there. I see it. >>40548027>ImplicationsAlso, we got Super after this, eventually.
>>40548025Arturia sounds a little better. Arturia Pendragon will be the elected Queen of the World!
>>40547996Yuki Tsubasa Akira Hoshi Kaneh Toyo Yuu Asa Mitsu Natsu Nori Ren Rin and Satsu
>>40547996Ah shit, looks like Vegeta is going to repopulate the saiyan race by one more again
>>40548053Yeah I forgot how to spell it.
>>40548051Guess a write up Cell Jr helping Kaguya and Videl teach in Satan Castle one day since Kags was to busy to spar with him.
>>40547792Whis is Chinese Diplomat
Fuck you guys are shitty at naming things.God damn, son.
>>40548060>>40548025>>40547996Sure but as Arturia as opposed to Arthuria
>>40548091Well, Arturia does make sense, considering that Kaguya's last name is Pendragon.
>>40548051Then why? Why so many anticlimaxes?Buu could have absorbed Videl or Yamcha to be a threat again. Nappa and Cabba could have gotten in on making someone a God, and we could have done the super-human boosting trick with Beerus to get to God level. We've had THREE opportunities to go hunt the Black Star balls through space.Instead we get blue balls.
>>40548107His last name is Pendragon, and his first name is some eastern name.Meanwhile his sister is named Drake, and his parents have other, normal names.Fuck off with your naming after mythology that doesn't even exist in setting, it's terrible.I fear for your children's safety at school because you give them stupid names.
>>40548138It's because Somnius goes out of his way to tease you and then never deliver.
>>40548140Then what the fuck is your suggestion negro.
>>40547996>while Master Roshi says something you can't hear.Never change Roshihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGQUyViZNQ
>>40548154I don't have a suggestion, because I couldn't get a good one, nor get it purchase because of you fucks with your fate/stay and "muh mythology" bullshit.And I'm biased.
>>40548140Bitch I don't see you coming up with anything. Throw some names out if you don't like it!
Alexandria, Alexis for short. Alex for when people want to call her a tomboy and get punched halfway across the galaxy for it.
>>40548078Nobody listened to him due to terror, so he taught by sparring with Videl in front of the academy. Kaguya got back, and the two agreed to spar later.>>40548138>Buu could have absorbed Videl or Yamcha to be a threat againNot without a serious asspull.>Super Saiyan GodYou guys did vote to try and talk things out with Beerus>Black Star BallsOkay, fair enough.
>>40548138>Instead we get blue balls.
>>40547996Write-up for the takedown of Janemba?
>>40548193>Not without a serious asspull.Literally, all he has to do is pull a bit of his ass out, let it roam around a bit, then once everyone thinks he's been vanquished, he springs out and absorbs someone.
>>40548193>You guys did vote to try and talk things out with BeerusAnd when I ran a quest where the players were a shlub from the Dark Age of Technology whose ship got transported to the 41st millennium, the players voted to fire on Battlefleet Terra.Occasional railroading is not a bad thing.
>>40548193>Not without a serious asspull.To be fair, that is exactly what Toriyama did, and it wouldn't be too far fetched.
>>40548193So, how smug is our daughter going to be?
>>40548227Depends how you raise her, and how much time she spends around Vegeta.
>>40548242He said smug, not salty!
>>40548242So how bad is Revival of F going to be for Kags now since no SSJ god nor Whis training.
>>40548271Kaguya instantly gets smug when he's around Vegeta.
>>40548280Not very, I mean, Frieza kinda sucks.
>>40548280You're probably fucked. Unless you gainz the hell out during the fight.
>>40548285So, how op is our daughter going to be?Semi-Perfect Cell tier?
>>40548285Will Kaguya get a chance to get some training in with Whis? What about SSJ God, will someone get the chance to get that as well before Revival of F?
>>40548285>implying that isn't Kag's way of dealing with his gayrections for geets
>>40548193>Not without a serious asspull.Tip: If you're writing DBZ stuff, and you think doing a certain thing might be an asspull, find that the little voice in your head that said that and hit it over the head with a hammer. Writing DBZ stuff means milking all you can out of a storyline and its villain, and you better make the villain put up one hell of a fight so that the readers will feel impressed.
>>40548305So how come Gohan hans't given Haya the saiyan D yet to make Pan?
>>40548285So when Whis said he'll be back, is he going to be bringing a space lizard or taking Kaguya to meet someone special?
>>40548305Frieza's not that tough, don't worry.
>>40548308Well, both her parents are superhumans. >>40548310Possibly>>40548344>Implications>>40548346Time will tell
>>40548356Well, Whis can time travel, so can't we do whatever this is next thread?
>>40548355You're forgetting he was with Cooler when every big baddie escaped Hell, you really think Cooler hasn't told Freeza how much stronger he is than him since he trained. Freeza is going to train for 5 months instead of 4 now.
>>40548356>Well, both her parents are superhumans.Genetics don't mean anything you Nazi, it's all hard work you make them do you Nazi.
>>40548346>>40548356Well I for one am both confused and excited>Eail is the weakest QM but makes up for it by doing fun crossovers
>>40548356>>40548344Does Gohan have to go SSJ2 just to be able to keep up with Haya so she doesn't get bored and read a book during?Or at least that when she does get into it, her muscles dont subconsciously go into full power mode and cause.. damage?
>>40548406I am no Nazi, I am American!>>40548399You're actually right.
>>40548356So, were certain dbz techniques used in the creation of our daughter?
>>40548399>>40548441Y'know what? Frieza isn't as good a leader as Cooler, and since Cooler doesn't exist in Resurrection F's vanilla timeline, how 'bout we fight Cooler instead?
>>40548434>weakest QMOi, fuck you!At the very least he doesn't DOOMPAUL people.Get fucked, SOMI still love you
>>40548462Am I still Sominus by the way who is also in a vaguely homosexual/best friend relationship with Chuckles who is also Sominus?
>>40548463Will Cooler play any part at all in Resurrection of F? Will it be more like Resurrection of C?
>>40548434He's hardly the weakest, but he's easily the least experienced. But he has a lot of potential, just needs to get comfortable writing stuff and more experience writing stuff. SWQ is good for that, as he can practice writing stuff while saving the really neato shit for SAQ.
>>40548447>COOL3R: The Resurrection of the Return of Cooler's Revenge - Revelations
>>40548463Yamcha's kid when?
>>40548494Honey, get back in the fucking trunk, I'm not done yelling at your enemies, yet.Everyone is SOM!
>>40548462I love you too.>>40548494What?>>40548516When we get around to Super, I'm sure.>>40548500Frieza wouldn't want him revived.
>>40548536are we near the end? or will you be doing some OC stuff?
>>40548536So whats Cell Jr's intact on Kaguya becoming a daddy if he heard.
>>40548536It's evidently the new Lore that everyone is you
>>40548536>Frieza wouldn't want him revived.Fuck Frieza, those PTO guys would surely realize that Cooler would be a cooler boss. Plus, he WAS their last boss.
>>40548536>I love you too.Not like I love the snake way lady. You can never replace it.
>>40548553Probably take a break once this is all done.>>40548556"Oh this should be fun.">>40548557Oh. It's true
>>40548558DBZ: Resurrection of Shotgun
>>40548575Beerus and Whis opinion on Kaguya?
>>40548583>Carl shows up, nothing to his name but the clothes on his back and a shotgun in his hand>cleansing the world of all scum, all those with power who would, or could abuse it>He's nobody, just a farmer with a shotgun!
>>40548575>>40548558Seriously, what possible reason would the PTO have for resurrecting Frieza? There are better options.
>>40548598"He's a good chef, and strong enough to beat Frieza. We'll need to keep an eye on him."
>>40548624>tfw nearly everyone at this point could kill FriezaHas he never heard of any of the foes post Frieza?
>>40548610>fire washes the skin off the bone, and the sin off the soul. It cleans away the dirt. And my momma didn't raise no dirty boy.
>>40548624So is our daughter going to have TK powers when she is born?
>>40548624DBZ: Deadliest Iron Chef Battle of the Gods when?
>>40548575How long of a break, like a few months, or a week?
>>40548624So who is our daughter going to look more like?
>>40548700Watch it be Saber just with Videl's black hair.
Best waifu, coming through.
>>40548657He was sleeping, so no.>>40548671No.>>40548690Probably until Super is underway>>40548700Don't know yet
>>40548399When did they have time to do that?
>>40548752>He was sleeping, so no.And Whis wasn't, you point?You'd think he would have said "Well, this guy could have killed Frieza with a flick of a finger, so there's that."
>>40548752Is Buu going to end up making his own waifu after asking Kaguya where baby's come from or did 16 tell him already.
>>40548766When Janemba was happening
>>40548808So how's Satan spending retirment?
>>40548808What is the plot of DBZ Super anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlZ6mmjnvFwHere is to hoping the Revival of F fight is as intense as this and double since we have to make up the battle of gods fight.
>>40548795Speaking of, SOM, you ever gonna write team GokuPiccoDendeChiaotzu taking down Janemba?
>>40548915Or we could do the sane thing and lock up the Dragon Balls and let them vent all that negative energy, and help people with the problems they would go get Dragon Balls for.
Thought for the day: Demon King Piccolo can spawn an heir whenever he feels like it, and fears aging. Combining with a younger namekian would give him youth and power, and he could do the same thing again with the spawning.
>>40548864Beerus is one of many.
>>40548864Nobody knows yet. It involves Goku & Vegeta, but that's it.
>>40548587Cooler be pimpin.
>>40549110Thought for the day: People can masturbate whenever they feel like it, and frequent sex is desired by almost everyone.Yet frequent masturbation is a source of shame.
Are the black star balls scattered across the galaxy currently?
>>40549660I would hope so.Pretty fucking tired of them being on Earth.Bring em back, then just throw them somewhere once the Earth is confirmed not to be destroyed.Stupid fucking things.