Describe your magical realm using only ice cream flavors, /tg/.
Sherbet. Sherbet everywhere.
Stracciatella.It is basically vanilla but with some shards of other deliciousness.
>>40675471vanillaexcept with a banana
>>40675471Marionberry with mint.
vainilla, bubblegum and some stawberry in a glass like the one in the left.
Anything made with extra heavy cream.
>>40675471Lemon. And it's gonna get everywhere.
>>40675471Vanilla.Yes. Just vanilla. Nobody appreciates the basics anymore.
>>40675471Mint and meltingOr baskin robins' "love potion #31"
Though I'm partial to many flavors of ice cream, my most magical realm involves a very hard waffle cone. Whether I am the cone, or that which is contained within the cone, does not matter. Anything that requires jamming stuff down the cone forcibly, breaking the cone, or god forbid stretching the cone is much less appealing. Things should fall down a cone with plenty of room for them, then gradually come to a rest in a tight corner near the bottom.>>40675629>>40675549This shit, though? Can't stand it. Even if it is less depraved.
>>40675645people arent satisfied unless they can choose between 15 odd snowflake/animal races just because A precedent has been set and they. literally.cannot.conceive otherwise.Furthermore 95 percent of these races are "personalities in a skin" and kill role playing totally. Someone choosing to be human is an instant indication they will be the best player, someone choosing anything more far gone than an elf/dward/orc is an instant indication they will be the worse. I hate it.I want that pure rich vanilla. Not Technomagic furries swirl. Not shitcopyofreligionsmyths in a cone. Not thissettingisadreamorsometriteshit sunday. I want that vanilla
Delirium from the Sandman comics makes the best ice cream flavors>Have you ever spent days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one’s ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?…Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn’t like that at all.
>>40675471Mint Chocolate Chip
I was going to answer but I'm having a really hard time deciding what's the gayest flavor of ice cream.
>>40675771Cowboy Dick Ice Cream
>>40675790>>40675786What if I'm not exactly a gay man, per se
>>40675806Fish Ice Cream
>>40675819I don't want to make any undue assumptions but somebody needs to see a doctor.
Whatever flavour, it needs to jumbo sized
>>40675471Whatever is the cheapest to buy at the time.
Its strawberry with chili flakes and marshmallow stuffing
Birthday cake flavor
>>40675844Are you fat? I bet you're fat.
>>40675740im impressed anon you managed to make this workyou had to stretch the rules a little but you did it i better get to thinking about my answer
>>40676226hm lets seea scoop of icecream with a different flavor of icecream inside it towards the bottem with the outer flavor bulging around the other flavor to make room for itthe whole thing covered in artfully placed lines of hard toppingi had to make the nested icecream bit a bit convoluted to make it clear i was talking about pregnancy not soft vore but i think i did a pretty good job on the shibari
Mango sorbet, boysenberry sorbet, passion fruit sorbet, strawberry sorbet, lemon sorbet.Wait was I only allowed to pick one flavor?Also ice cream for captchA
>>40675471It's like a creamsicle, I guess? I'm not very good with these sexual ice cream metaphors.
>>40676271This can only mean 2 things, neither of which is pleasant.
>>40676259As the OP, I declare that there are no numerical limits.
>>40676286And they are?Let me guess, one is sheep
>>40676308Or worse...Kiwi women...
Cookies and cream bitches
>>40676320Come on, we have Xena and the girl from iZombie. They're not all that bad.
>>40676336I know, but you're a bit fucked for choice. They're certainly no aussie gals.I'm australian, but lived here in kiwi land for 7 years, want to go home but too broke just now, in a long distance relationship too, life is pain
>>40676351I understand your pain, from from what I've seen and what's been reported the situation's actually better here than it is there at the moment economically. Might make more money here to fund returning home.
Strawberry love and vanilla.
Everything But The...
>>40675742So basically you're boring and unimaginative?
Chocolate peanut butter malt with hot fudgeLime sherbet Blueberry shake Vanilla with fresh raspberry sauce.A shake made with real mango and raspberries and fresh milk and cream
>>40675471Vanilla, strawberry, lemon and white chocolate. Stracciatella too!
Coffe and mint with a lot of cream.
>>40676883That sounds real fuckin good.
>>40676883If interpretedYou like middle eastern woman with big milky tits or guy with a big sack.
Any, since i'm into diapers and icecream is for babies.
>>40675471I really have no idea what ice cream best represents a consensual, loving relationship between a woman and a tentacle monster.So I'm just gonna say black raspberry with gummy worms, because now I want to go get ice cream and that sounds delicious.
>>40675471Vanilla with Caramel.
>>40675471This is hard. I'm going to have to say though...99 Flake. Just this time with about 2 or more flakes sticking into the Vanillla Icecream
>>40675471Gelato.Richer, thicker, creamier, sweeter, and made to compliment the bitter, bitter, heart racing brew that is espresso.
>>40675471Cheesecake Ice cream with sprinkles, graham cracker pie crust, and chocolate chips. Also a sprinkle and chocolate dipped ice cream cone or two broken up in it.
>>40678514So you're a Kuro/Illyasviel shipper?
Vanilla peach froyo
Frozen mayonnaise in an ice cream tub.
You know this thread isn't actually /tg/ related.
>>40679074I know, I posted it as a joke/bait thread.But for some reason people took it seriously.
>one scoop lemon ice cream sprinkled with sherbert >one scoop strawberry ice cream topped with vanilla>one scoop cherry ice cream infused with merlot>one mixed scoop 1/2 peach 1/2 pear ice cream>in a melon pan or with a crêpe>with a gingerbread and white chocolate cracker.
>>40679094You made an enjoyable thread, gr8 b8 m8 Id r8 8/8 ect.
>>40678891all I could do was blink a ton in amazement.I can't believe somebody greenlighted that idea.
>>40679766To be fair that sort of contrast of flavours is a hell of a thing
>>40675471Sesame seed and wood flavored ice cream
Rocky roadFall pumpkin spiceEveryones favourite candybarDeaths door chocolate
>>40676329That's straciatella brownie ice cream, not cookie dough
Pralines 'n Cream, Rum Raisin, Salty Caramel, Gold Medal Ribbon and Vanilla
>>40675471I don't know what fla over would qualify magical realm... I believe called it's tin roof (rocky road for normal people)
>>40675471Rape>Rape's not an ice cream flavorSure it is, I have some in my van
>>40676329Muh ANON!Of course I take mine in Malt or Shake form...
Whatever flavour you want, as long as I can hold it in my hand and have the sickly sweet, creamy liquid run from the cone all over my fingers and I can lick them off.
>>40680108I too wish to taste American Love anon
>>40675471Any, but the flavor gets overpowered by a strong vanilla after you savor it for a few seconds.
>>40676336You also have Dayna from Shortland Street, whom is a good friend of mine. Though she still has that shitty kiwi accent.
>>40679977Ceader and Pine both taste fine. Oak and Ash and stuff are meh though.
MilkNot only the flavourCause It is the epitome of bland
Okay but like, it's more about what I don't like.
>>40682100honestly im just posting pictures of icecream
>>40682117How come you have so many pictures of ice cream?
>>40682193 That's my fetish
>>40675471What flavor of ice cream best represents tall, muscular redheaded female barbarians or ladyknights? Or better yet, ladyknights domming female barbarians.Strawberry is too weak, obviously. Black cherry has the right strength of flavor, but lacks the feel of . Lychee is way too bitter, Red velvet too chunky and inconsistant, and Azuki flavor is just horrible.Cinnimon maybe?Maybe a superficial focus on the colour red is going about it the wrong way.
>>40683448I think it would be something with a cherry on top.
TMNT Ice cream treat fuck yeah! Heroes on the half shell TURTLE POWA!
what's the ice cream version of milf
>>40675471Umm... acidic? With a side of peaches aaaaand... jello?
>>40684125Raspberry, strawberry, or currant.Those were the first flavors of modern ice cream.
>>40684174If anyone guesses these I will be very impressed....We'll go by honor system here.1. vore2. girl on girl3. monstergirl, though slime girls specifically was the only one i could actually connect to food
>>40675471A gallon bucket of salted caramel.
Try to guess
>>40675471Lemon. Also there's razors inside.
>>40676159You have half the qualities I want in a man I have a 6" minimum
>>40682063This explains itself.>>40682085This was Yandere.>>40682100Gay things, because muh fruity?>>40682117This was guro.>>40682163I dunno what the fuck this was but it seems like something that only exists in Japan and I prefer asian art because it's less likely to have Angelina Jolie faces.Honestly I dunno what the fuck I'm supposed to pic for ahegao but that's my fetish too. I have a bunch of fetishes ranging from ascetic preferences to my hips are moving on their own. But it always has to have some element of vanilla to soften it. Too harsh will make my boner die. It's weird.
Every flavor but vanilla and chocolate. Scat is my anti-fetish.>captcha is ice creamThis made my day
Two scoops of strawberry ice cream in separate bowls. Both are decorated as girlishly as possible(sliced strawberries, various chocolate shavings, gold dust, etc.).And then one scoop has a banana hidden in it.
How does one even describe man on man gay domination with ice cream flavors?
>>40685625You get creative.
>>40685625I'm not sure, but bananas and chocolate must be involved somehow.
Two mini-scoops of strawberry and vanilla swirl, each with a fresh cherry.
>>40685660>>40685678So maybe a big chocolate scoop with a banana coming out of it on a smaller vanilla scoop?lel
>>40675471Devil's Breath flavor ice cream
Chocolate shell with lots of toppings.
>>40675742Well said, my good sir!
>>40675471a butterfinger blizzard
>>40678340thems fighting words fagot
>>40680089how they fuck will he manage to put tentacle vaginas into ice cream for
>>40680063now this i gotta see wheres you van anon
Frozen lard. In milk.
>>40686113I wish there was some way to make people like that see what pretentious, insufferable twats they look like. They're basically the same as people who go on to every Queen song on Youtube and complain about how everyone but them is so much dumber than them because they listen to modern pop music. The only difference is that most of them are about 12 years old and can't be expected to know any better,
>>40687097*ice cream form
>>40687174In his case it's more the opposite, somebody going on modern music videos and saying they are shit and Queen and the Beatles are oh-so much better.Mostly it's just people who unironically think they have "good" taste
>>40675471Vanilla, with enough added sugar to turn elephants diabetic. With sprinkles to make it more interesting.
>>40687442Oh and whatever flavour counts as "boy gets turned into girl"
A full bowl of mocha ice cream.It's a salad bowl.Unless there's something bigger.
What ice cream flavor is gentle loving sex?
>>40687552I would like to append "Served a la mode on an entire apple pie" to this post.
Two scoops of peach flavoured, but you're not supposed to let them touch, but that makes it taste even better when they do touch.
Two scoops of vanilla with a maraschino cherry on top of each. A banana served between the scoops.Too on the nose?
>>40687957On the nose? That's also my fetish! But I have no idea what ice cream that would be
>>40687536a flavour that changes flavor somehow i suppose
>>40687536>>40688261I used >>40680898.Banana ice cream that turns to vanilla as you taste it.
>>40680108I occasionally enjoy this. It's pretty expensive for what you get, IMO.As for my magical realm, uh, I dunno. Chocolate caramel swirl? Trying to describe my fetish with ice cream is probably the hardest thing I've done today.
>>40687536Cherry ice cram with swirled banana ice cream.
>>40675742I... this is a fetish thread, m8
A scoop of strawberry on top of a scoop of vanilla with a banana inbetween.
Blueberry that turns onto strawberry as you eat it.
>>40675471Wormwood / absinthe.
Vanilla with whipped cream, topped with a fresh cherry.That or root beer float.
Bacon and Nutella ice cream with Sriracha topping, because my fetish is meme foods.
This thread is weird.I'm appalled, intrigued and mystified by whatever these ice cream flavours could refer to.Also, now I'm hungry for ice-cream, and the stores are closed.You bastards.
>>40687097>how they fuck will he manage to put tentacle vaginas into ice cream forWhat do you think the Cookie Chunks are?!
I have really common fetishes and yet I can't think of the appropriate flavour/style. It's quite disheartening
>>40691138>common fetishesVanilla with a caramel swirl?
So what would a clean foot fetish be?Vanilla from some really specific locale?And I'm assuming Big Breasts would be a double scoop, or a double cone
Foreverially Delitized icecream
>>40691155I vote a simple vanilla 99 with a flakeMaybe sprinkles if he feels kinky
>>40675742Holy shit man, that's not what I meant with >>40675645 at all. We're talking about 'magical' as in 'magical realm' in this thread.I'm one to admit I'm boring in this regard. Pic related.
What's the flavour for Goblin slave race.
>>40691282Ummm.... mint chocolate chip?[Spoiler] working slave or other special something or other [/spoiler]
One big god damned yellow snowcone
State-sponsored Ice cream flavored desert.
>>40675471I don't know enough ice cream to describe extremely slutty and predatory exhibitionist MILFs domming shotas, traps and shota traps plus fucking monsters on the side as well as a huge focus on sucking dickbut if anyone can, help me out.
>>40691532Everything but the... someone already posted that.OR fossil fuel. maybe.
>>40678454Japan has you covered.
>>40687957I don't get it.
>>40675533Thick dark chocolate fudge chunks in creamy french or Tahitian vanilla.
>>40691532Something with bubblegum for the oral fixation and the shota/trap element. Bonus points for being pink. Then have to figure out something to capture the milf element - maybe coffee ice cream? And for monsters big ol chunks of something. Noughat or whatever. Come to think of it what the fuck is nougat
>>40686916What'cha gonna do 'bout it?Get grounded? Or spanked?
>>40688122>>40692578He likes titjobs.
Oh. I guess I'm retarded, then.
>>40675471Chocolate, with crushed cacao beans inside. And some mini-marshmallows.
>>40675471Small mounds of vanilla.
>>40675548This, keep it sane and spice it up.Also goes great for any RPG settings.
Vanilla with caramel swirl, fudge-covered waffle-cone pieces and a fudge core.