LAST TIME ON SAIYAN WARRIOR QUESTGod damn it's been a while ain't it?HANASIA IS LEWD AND BRUCE IS TWELVE YEARS OLD WHAT IS THISGINE IS SCARY GOOD WITH KNIVES AND COOKS SUPER WELLWE NAMED BARDOCK'S NEXT SON KAKAROT SO THAT'S COOLHANGING OUT WITH BARDOCK'S FAMILY IS PRETTY NEAT, THEY'RE A COOL BUNCHMAN YOU WISH YOU HAD A FAMILYALSO BROLY SNUCK INTO YOUR BED HAHA NERD>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Saiyan%20Quest>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/5cjsKsCg
>>40727619When you wake up the next morning after your day of training with Hanasia and feasting with Bardock's family, it really should be only natural that you'd also find Broly latched onto you in your bed, still sleeping. While you're fairly certain she's at least considered breaking into your room to do this several times over now, this was the first time you've actually woken up with her in the bed... weird thoughts.Not as weird as finding out that Broly wears pajamas with little cartoon space bunnies on them though, didn't exactly seem her style really, you were expecting a cartoon version of you.Looking up at the roof of your room, you're really hoping that Nappa or someone else doesn't come by for a while with another immediate mission. You'd only been home for a full day after all, and that's just not enough time to gorge yourself on more delicious food while you had the chance before heading off to some kai forsaken rock again.Speak of the devil though, just as your mind decided to bring up the topic of food, your stomach gave a mighty growl, signifying that it was most certainly time for first breakfast, maybe combine it with second breakfast if it was that late.Considering you still had a black haired girl wrapped around your arm though, might be sligtly difficult to get out of this situation.>A. Go get some breakfast>B. Wake up Broly>C. Get food and bring it back, hopefully before she wakes up>D. Stare at the roof and contemplate life for a while>E. Write in
>>40727629>>C. Get food and bring it back, hopefully before she wakes up
>>40727629>D. Stare at the roof and contemplate life for a whileThen>B. Wake up Broly>A. Go get some breakfast
>>40727629>C. Get food and bring it back, hopefully before she wakes up
>>40727629Clearly the answer is to carry the Broly to breakfast, eat, and return to napping if she's still attached to us.
>>40727629>E. Write inLook closer at the bunnies. I'm pretty sure they slightly resemble us.
>>40727619>NEXT SON>No Femku confirmed>I am sad>>40727629>C. Get food and bring it back, hopefully before she wakes upSome for her, too. We nice like dat.
>Getting hype>Step one, watch the start of SWQ>Step two, post hype gif>Step three, get motivated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx9juW8-oq0>Step four, post badass theme music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA>Step five, GIT HYPE NIGGA!!!
>>40727629All things considered, Broly probably deserves a bit more sleep, while the hypersleep that you experienced for a total of four months was a factor, truthfully it wasn't really all that restful. You don't really understand the science behind it, but according to Hanasia it's got something to do with the body actually having such a forceful sleep, that it's not very beneficial.You're not a scientist so really you were content to believe her on that one... then again Hanasia's primary method of dealing with annoying tech is to smash it, so maybe in the future it'd be best to take everything with a grain of salt if you can help it.Though you're going to be letting Broly rest, that doesn't mean you can't go grab some food and bring it back to the room.Somehow managing to wriggle yourself out of Broly's grasp, and silently wishing you had a life sized body pillow or something to swap places with, you manage to get away from the girl and get your feet down on the ground.A quick costume change later to be dressed in your normal armor, you silently try to make your way out of the room, letting out a held breath when it appears you managed to avoid actually waking Broly up.The real royal family is probably finishing up with their breakfast now, so it shouldn't be too much of an issue to get to the kitchen and grab an armful of food to take back with you.As you walk along through the halls of the palace, you do notice that a few of the guards and servants seem to be eyeing you more than normal, a few even whispering as you pass by, which may very well because of your first successful mission, or the rumors about your new power level.So distracted by the information running through your mind, you almost bump into someone as you're approaching the kitchen, just barely managing to halt yourself from smacking into...Queen Kyra>A. Apologize and excuse yourself>B. Good morning Queen>C. Hello Mother>D. Hi Mom>E. Write in>>40728107Shia best meme
>>40728133>C. Hello MotherI uh...I got nothing on this character soooo i'm voting for what i guess is right...
>>40728190http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40120078/First thread should provide some decent background information.
>>40728133>>C. Hello Mother
>>40728133>B. Good morning Queen>C. Hello Mother
>>40728133>B. Good morning Queen
>>40728220Read it several times mate, No info on this "Kyra"
>>40728133>>E. Write in>"Yo, what it is Queen Salt! How you doin' an' shit? Yea, yea, a'ight, I'ma grab me some grub now, forreal."
>>40728133>E. Write inHOLY SHIT A TALKING MONKEY!seriously though>C. Hello Mother
>>40728279>>40728282>>40728310You guys know she's not actually Bruce's Mom right?Eail confirmed that our parents were full dead and we were 'adopted' by Vegeta/Royal Family>>40728298An OC by the looks of it M8, we never saw the real saiyan queen.
>>40728325yes but we don't actually know her position in the castle or her disposition to her "adopted" son.
>>40728325>Adoptive parents are still parents, hence why they are ADOPTIVE PARENTSStill mother, but not our biological or birth mother.But I digress.
>>40728133>C. Hello Mother
>>40728298Created her>>40728353Well good news is you're about to find out then aren't ya chief?
>>40728372So....Your throwing a character at us who we don't know anything about...Even when we should IC? And where we could get beaten up for if we act wrong? Really?
>>407284981. Our response is what will most likely decide her attitude towards us2. We're pretty much the strongest being on the planet.3. I don't actually have a third point to prove you're a moron.
>>40728498Not the sharpest tool in the shed are you?
>>40728540How much you wanna bet she's less of an asshole than her husband, and isn't exactly happy that we lump her in with him?
>>40728133"Good morning Mother." You respectfully slash casually greet the woman that's the wife of the man that probably murdered your actual father.The Queen has been good to you, not dismissive or angry like the King, but the two of you aren't exactly close. Most of her time is spent at the King's side, offering a few bits and pieces of advice when she feels like it's necessary.And, well, considering you don't exactly get your kicks by spending time around King Dick, that sort of limited your time around the Queen as well. Still though, she's nice and seems to like you at least a bit, so a really big plus over her ruling counterpart."Good Morning to you as well Broosel. It's been a few months since I've managed to see you, though I heard your first mission went very smooth, and that you even managed to help out Bardock's team." She says with a small smile and even a hint of pride in her voice.Blood or not, you're still her son in a few ways, to know that you managed to do so well on your assignment is likely a bit of a boon to her mood.Queen Kyra isn't one of the big powerhouse saiyans like you, Bardock, King Vegeta, and Hanasia, but she's got enough strength to look after herself, and the mind of a great tactician."If you're not in a rush, walk with me, and tell me how it went? The Princess even spoke somewhat highly of you this morning, but I'd like to hear it from you personally." She offers>A. Sure>B. Actually I haven't eaten yet>C. I was about to head back to my room after grabbing food for... reasons>D. Write in
>>40728640>>A. SureSeems cool.
>>40728640>A. SureClosest thing to a mom wants to talk to us? Yeah I'm in.
>>40728640>B. Actually I haven't eaten yet
>>40728679>implying Hanasia wouldn't be like a mother to us>incestuous as all fuck, but still a mom.
>>40728717Shoo away with you /d/ filth!
>>40728717I'm thinking more big sister.Still incestuous.
>>40728717>Cool big sister/adopted mom that loves us both in a family way and sexuallyThat's literally my fetish
>>40728640>A. SureFine by me. Anything but King Asshole.
>>40728640>>A. Sure>>40728717She seems to fit more in the big sister, next door neighbor who is very interested in /ss/
>>40728812>>40728727>hating incest>on a weeb sitehah, oh this is great.
>>40728901I..I can't tell if you are trolling or not. I mean fuck you are in a DBZ fanfiction thread of all places.
>>40728901>implying /tg/ isn't part of 4chan, the very definition of a weeb siteYeah, sure, precious board-tan and shit.
>>40728640While you are rather hungry, and had intended on bringing back some food for Broly as well, spending a bit of time with the Queen doesn't actually sound all that bad really.Considering the other major female presence in your life is now Hanasia, and that's... yeah, having the ear of someone that's less of an inner child and also older wounds like a pretty good idea all things considered."I'd enjoy that Mother." You give as a reply, sorta hoping that ou could manage to steer the direction of your little walk towards the kitchen at some point so you could manage to at least pick up a snack to tide yourself over until you could actually get a meal."Excellent, now, come along, I'm afraid I don't actually have all that much time sadly, but I'd like to spend what I do have learning about your exploits." The Queen says as she starts to continue down the hallway, motioning for you to follow along after her.Since you already agreed to go along with her, there's really no reason to not do exactly that, falling into line alongside the woman that somewhat raised you.Quizzing you on your tactics that you used through your mission, she seems to be rather pleased that you actually managed to use your brain in such an effective way.>CONT
>>40729293There are a few points she makes about your choices regarding the way you ended up splitting up the groups, and how even though your choices worked out, she'd have personally swapped around Bardock and Hanasia for the lizard planet.Aside from that, she seems to be very pleased that you managed to pull everything off the way that you did without any casualties."You managed to do very well Broosel, I'm proud of you. Though, there have been quite a few rumors going around regarding just how strong you managed to become. How strong are you? That old four thousand rating certainly isn't accurate anymore." The queen eventually asks you.>A. Give your last number reading>B. Lie and supress your power>C. Strong enough>D. You don't know, doesn't really matter>E. Write in
>>40729314>E. Avoid eye contact....>C. Strong enough
>>40729314>>D. You don't know, doesn't really matter>"I feel like the readings I get from scouters are all over the place. But I think I'm strong enough."
>>40729314>C. Strong enough
>>40729314>C. Strong enough>D. You don't know, doesn't really matter
>>40729314>>E. Write in"It isn't">>C. Strong enough
>>40729348>>40729314Eh pretty much this.
>>40729314>>D. You don't know, doesn't really matterThe scouter reading is a bit all over the place recently. Unusual spikes and dips.
>>40729314>E. Write inI'm starting to get the feeling power levels are bullshit.
>>40729615>speaking like that to your mother when you are 12u lil shit.
>>40729635I was a horrible child.
>>40729314You freeze up for just a fraction of a moment as she asks you that. People have been rumoring about and whatnot sure, but for the Queen herself to actually consider it to be worthy of her attention, enough so that she'd directly question you about your power like this? It's slightly concerning, she's nice to you and all of that good stuff, so you'd really like to hope that maybe it's just an actual curiosity rather than asking for his sake.Especially considering there's a decent chance you're going to have to end up fighting King Vegeta at some point due to a fuckup either on your part, or his.Yeah you're really not looking forward to the point where you're either going to end up taking over as King, or 'accidentally' kill Vegeta and have to deal with the aftermath coming from lil 'Geta and Kyra at the same time... you think she cares for him at any rate."I don't really know, don't think it really matters either. The scouters keep giving off some weird numbers, higher than before, or lower at times, so either the stuff my squad has got broken or a glitch, or power levels aren't as static as we think." You admit with a shrug, before adding on. "I'm strong enough at any rate, number or no number, so far my squad has managed to overcome all the obstacles we've faced through teamwork and determination.">Cont
>>40729988Man you really hope she's willing to take some crap like that as an answer.When the woman is silent for a few moments you're actually somewhat concerned that wasn't the best answer you could have given, or tha you managed to tip her off somehow that something is different or wrong."Fair enough, I won't pry into your personal information too much Broosel, I'm just happy you and Vegeta managed to make it home all right." She says, before putting her finger up to her scouter "Oh dear... it appears that it's time for another meeting. Apologies we didn't get to actually talk all that much. Maybe you could drop in for dinner tonight? I'd certainly like to have you there."Ah crap."I'll see if I can make it, who knows, my team might get called away on another mission. I'll try at least Mother.""Well, I certainly hope it will work out then. It was nice to see you again Broosel, be safe if you get called away again will you?" Giving you a smile and a pat on the head before making her way towards the meeting room.Damn it you wish you were older and not so short.>A. Breakfast time!>B. Something else? (What)Sorry these are slow by the way guys, tired and had a long day, but wanted to get SWQ rolling again.
>>40729314>C. Strong enough>B. Lie and supress your powerEail why, why must you do this to me. it's so late and even though i am gonna stay up and read your quest i have a major problem.I don't have the proper 'It's late and a grizzled cell is drinking coffee' reaction pic. It's a crime. Someone fund it.
>>40730014>A. Breakfast time!No prob Eail
>>40730014>A. Breakfast time!Most important meal.
>>40730014>A. Breakfast time!
>>40730014>A. Breakfast time!Food, we always need food as a saiyan.Under ANY circumstance we need food. ANY.
>>40730014>>A. Breakfast time!I am not sure if it is a lie or not, the scouters do give weird readings on Bruce. We as players know how strong, but I am not sure if Bruce really knows.His power spikes enough, that I would not be surprised some scouters just fritz out. Cheap low quality Saiyan knock-off scouters, ones that don't handle 10k or higher well.
>>40730014>A. Breakfast time!This is the option to get it for us and broly right?
>>40730172>inb4 Broly is sitting in the kitchen waiting for usShe's like the main baddie from a horror game, like Nemesis.
>>40730199But with hugs....Hugs that can probably kill a fucking space bear.....
>>40730235I can see it now>Bruce is just sitting at his desk, typing up a debrief on his typewriter that he just bought ink and a ribbon for>Broly smashes through the door with no warning and hugs him, destroying his chair
>>40730014Well now that that's out of the way, it's time to focus on the one that thing that every saiyan in the universe can agree on being the most important thing in a saiyan's daily life... aside from battle...and lewdness.It's food damn it, you're gonna go raid the fuck out of the kitchen and get a ton of food and go back to Broly and wake her up so you can eat. Because if you don't wake her up, there's a decent chance you'd accidenally eat her portion as well.It's just a saiyan thing after all, not like you can exactly help it.When you practically kick open the door to the kitchens of the palace, the servants there see the all too familiar burning in your eyes that signifies a hungry saiyan, and considering they're either going to provide you with food, or become said food, it's really not that long before you're having food piled upon you.Managing to hold yourself over for a few minutes by quickly consuming a stack of pancakes, a light snack, you're soon on your way back to your bedroom, not even bothering to be polite and try to keep things quiet so Broly doesn't wake up.You want her to wake up damn it, you're hungry.Clearing some room on the table you have off to the side, you're pulling out dish after dish of various breakfast stuffs from the bags they gave you, and by the time you hear Broly's soft yawn coming from the bed, the table is already 'set'."Morning sleepyhead, I got us breakfast."Strange as she may be, Broly is still a saiyan, and quick to rush over from the bed and join you at the table.>A. Food, no talk>B. Eat and talk with her about a few things (What?)>C. Write in
>>40730612>B. Eat and talk with her about a few thingsBout the date we're taking her on today
>>40730612>A. Food, no talk
>>40730612>>B. Eat and talk with her about a few things (What?)Her pjs, her sneaking in. If she ever has weird dreams.
>>40730612With two saiyans attacking the pile of food stacked up on the table, it's not taking you very long to start to really tear through it all. It'd been at least a few hours since you'd eaten after all, and sleeping was hard work, burning so many calories and such.While you're inhaling your food as a typical saiyan might, Broly seems to just have it vanish from in front of her whenever you're not lookin. Either the girl is fast enough as to where you can't even pick up when she's eating, or she's actually shy about doing it while you're looking.Considering it's Broly that you're thinking about, either is a very possible answer at the end of the day, which is sort of amusing.Even though it's a little hard to pull off, you manage to talk a bit during your little bout with ending your own personal starvation."So... we've still got a date that we need to go on right?" You ask after swallowing down another mouthful of food and grabbing a drink of milk.A very faint blush shows up on Broly's cheeks as she nods to your question.Cute"Anywhere in particular you wanna go? I haven't given it too much thought at the moment, but there's probably a few really good resturants around we could go to. Or even just have a private thing if you want.""I'd be happy anywhere Brubru... it's all right if you want to pick something.">A. Fancy resturant>B. Picnic>C. Try your hand at cooking a meal for the two of you>D. Write in
>>40731039>>B. PicnicThat sounds good.
>>40731039>B. Picnic>D. Then the theatre (the fancy kind)
>>40731039>D. The planet core
>>40727619Fuck me I just read the OP in that narrator's voice from the original episodes
>>40731039"Let's go out for a picnic, I know this pretty nifty oasis place that's not too far away from the city, but we shouldn't have anyone come by to bother us." You end up suggesting.Broly seems rather pleased with the idea as well, with the way she nods along. "I'd like that, it's away from other people." The girl softly says.Right, the whole not really good with people that aren't named Bruch thing, it's a thing, probably need to help her out of that shell at some point when you're actualy able to attempt such a thing.Maybe try to make her and Raditz into friends? It'd tighten up your social circle a little bit, make it so you're not going to haveto choose between the two if you ever just want to hang out if they don't like each other.When she notices how zoned out you seem to be, Broly flicks a piece of meat at your head to get you back down to the matters at hand, namely, actually finishing your breakfast.Plucking the meat off of your forehead, you toss it in your mouth before continuing on with the rest of the food in front of you.Your mind is still wandering a bit though, namely about what you should do once breakfast is over>A. Just relax with Broly>B. Hang out with Raditz (Bring Broly?)>C. Find Princess Vegeta>D. Go do something with Hanasia>E. Squad get together (What?)>F. Write in
>>40731368>WE NAMED BARDOCK'S NEXT SON KAKAROT SO THAT'S COOL>HANGING OUT WITH BARDOCK'S FAMILY IS PRETTY NEAT, THEY'RE A COOL BUNCH>MAN YOU WISH YOU HAD A FAMILYOk imagine all of thisWith this guy's voicehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mLmbC8PggcoAnd this music playing in the backgroundhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1-wAkeryvk
>>40731509>>C. Find Princess VegetaLittle sister needs some screentime no?
>>40731509>C. Find Princess Vegeta
>>40731509>>C. Find Princess Vegeta>E. Squad get together (Energy training!)We gotta stronk our teams to the heavens!
>>40731509When breakfast with Broly is finally finished, as evident as it is that she'd rather be spending time here with you, Broly recieved a call from her Father that she was to come home.Paragus is a real cuntbag but as far as you can tell he never actually hurt Broly, and thus, you can't really take any action against him.Thus, after exchanging a quick session of goodbyes, and a bone crushing level of a hug, you're left alone in your room once more, thinking about what you might need to do next.The Queen had said that Vegeta actually spoke of you in a favorable light earlier during breakfast, so perhaps the girl's view on you is starting to turn around now that you've actually gotten to fight alongside each other. Maybe now would be a good time to test the waters on that one and see how it goes.Calling up Vegeta on your scouter, you're instead given a message saying that she's busy. When it prompts you to leave your own message, you tell the Princess in your own special Brucey way that she should meet you at the training facilities when she has some spare time.Vegeta really likes strength after all, so offering to train with her and grow stronger might be something she's interested in.Then again she is her father's daughter, and that level of Pride is somewhat dangerous.When you've made your way to the facility, you're left waiting for quite a bit alone with no sign of Vegeta. She's either taking her sweet time or decided not to show.Another five minutes after that, and her Highness finally comes in."I assume you wanted something from me if we're meeting outside of something related to the squad?" She questions you with her arms folded.>A. I wanted to talk>B. Wanted to Train>C. Wanted to hang out>D. Write ingod I am so tired late night quest might have been a mistake.
>>40732018Then call it, we can pick this up next time.
>>40732018Might as well end it now. It's a good enough spot anyways.
>>40732018>B. Wanted to TrainWe gotta have a montage.MONTAGE!
>>40732058>>40732018Yeah just copy all this down and use for the OP of the next thread.
>>40732018>>A. I wanted to talk>>B. Wanted to Train>>C. Wanted to hang outWhich is something we do fare to little of.
>>40732018>C. Wanted to hang out
>>40732018>B. Wanted to Train Questing is never a mistake Eail, you're body is in the wrong for being tired when you want to run.
>>40732018>>B. Wanted to Train>>C. Wanted to hang out
>>40732018>>C. Wanted to hang out
>>40732034>>40732058>>40732068Right then, shitty thing to do I suppose since it seems like people are getting in here and participating, but we'll call it the end for tonight.Maybe if the thing is still up in the morning, I'l try some continuation, if not, we'll have 9.5 of SWQ on monday or something, as I've got a lotta stuff to do today.Night all.
>>40732018>B. Wanted to Train>C. Wanted to hang out
>>40732207Don't kill yourself making a good quest for us Eail, just come back when you feel capable.'Night and dream of something other than chuckles mocking you. It will happen anyway, you poor soul.
>>40732309Chuckles, you don't count.You run on smut.
sleep is for the weak
>>40732018>>B. Wanted to Train>A. I wanted to talk
Hanasia insisting on us calling her "big sis" when?
>>40736684HaNeechan, ~ara ara~
So if this quest still has canon events Freeza should be blowing up the planet in about a year right?We should probably be prepared to save:RaditzGineBardockFemgetaHanasiaKyraNappaI didn't mention Broly cause lets be honest she doesn't need saving and she'll be right next to us anyways.
>>40738646Oh yeah, Definitely
>>40738646>Mfw us and Broly oneshot Frieza before he can transform.....
>>40738646Well, Raditz, Geets and Nappa all get away together, I forget the canon reason why, so it isn't a stretch that they make it here on their own as well.Doubt Kyra or Gine will make it.Bardock pretty much has to "bite it" either he dies or gets time-ported or whatever.Hanasia may be on the same boat as the Verizon wireless bar trio of height difference listed above, thus making it the actual Verizon Wireless bar thing in height difference, but Hanasia probably just dies, if not she may wind up with us and Broly.My question is, does Paragus die, or does Broly save him?Questions.
>>40738646>Raditz Since he's part of our team and our bro that's a given.>BardockMight not be possible given how events played out.>GineWe can try probably 50/50 on her leaving her hubby behind though.>FemgetaYeah we should, If he isn't already off world when it happens.>NappaSame as above.>HanasiaHonestly, if she's on planet and hasn't been attacked by an elite team. I don't see her running.>KyraShe's smart so maybe we can convince her, but likely only if we bring her husband. Provided he doesn't say we're full of shit.
We need to learn Instant Transmission in a year.
>>40739011We'd have to die and go to knig kai's not happening.
>>40739020Maybe we can find Yardrat. Eh who am I kidding.
>>40738841What was Frieza's first form PL? I know 2nd is 1.2 mil
>>40739020Also manage to come back to life in a time before people in this part of the galaxy have even heard of a dragonball, making it even harder still.
>>4073942585,000 or 20,000Hard to find it out on the wiki
>>40739517yeah, IT ain't happening. But oh the bullshit we could pull with it.
>>40739526Found a more accurate source, Apparently 530,000.
>>40739563Christ. I don't think we can catch up in a year unless we unlock Super Saiyan within that time.
>>40739580We've already tapped into LSSJ like Broly, We only have to learn how to use it now>Mfw LSSJ Broly and Bruce playing ping pong with Frieza's body....
>>40739634Whats the LSSJ multiplier?I know I trying to math this and I really shouldn't.
>>40739634We need to have a 1 v 1 with Broly on like another planet alone to test that out.
>>40739865Shush you, Aren't you supposed to be under Eail's table?
>>40740042put your trip back on Eail and get back to sucking
>>40740064Wasn't even me, friend.I'm going to get started on some homework I need to do for my summer class, should take maybe around two hours, if this is still 'alive' at that point, we'll keep going.If not, may make another thread or wait till tomorrow.
>>40740125I'll bump it every now and then.
>>40737054I can never read "ara ara" without singing quietly to myself.Ara ara~, are you the law?
>>40731569Start your quest already cellanon
>Inb4 Frieza neechanHave we found out anything about Frieza other than him being a Tyrant?
>>40741965Blame the Internet and Rule #63
>>40741932So wait....Would that mean that that dodoria in the picture is a man!?
>>40742015Would that make Zarbon a lesbian?I mean, canonically he is straight, so if everything is swapped, then lesbo?
>>40742076I wonder what the Transformation looks like for Zarbon.
>>40742104>turns into a loliI swear to fucking god I will maul someone because of that.
>>40742391I will personally hunt down Eail if he does this shit, There's a thing as too much changes to canon
>>40743427yeah, its called /tg
Wonder where Eail is?
>>40744267Getting his soul sucked out by Chuckles.
>>40742391>>40743427Oh deer lord that would be hilarious.
>>40744361Uhg hell no, Don't bring the lolishit into here
>>40744355You misspelled cum.
>>40744480No chuckles is obviously a succubus, It's been proven he runs on smut
>>40744438And THAT is why its hilarious.
>>40744600You just quoted my comment, and directed me to another comment quoting the same comment.Just wanted to point that out.
>>40745705Well obviously he was expressing total agreement with the other guy.
>>40745705I was alt tabbed from a game that crashes if you stay out too much and chose the easiest option.
Eail, u lil shit, you were supposed to fight the storms.NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx9juW8-oq0
>>40751874Let it die
>>40752049>>40751874....Pray for his memory.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI I believe in Eail to come back. I believe.
>>40752686he's dead Jimtime to shitpost
>>40752807Oh good lord, he's bringing out his chewy waifu race.
>>40752807 In memery of Eail shalt we fuck around in his dead thread. God bless his memory. IF ANYONE IS ALIVE, BREAK OUT THE WAIFU'S AND DISCOBALLS.
>>40753027Anon, think about it bubblegum pussy
>>40753066If you so desire, I shall bust out best waifus and disco ball music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1qQ1SKNlgY
>>40753108its a shame that Launch was forgotten since Toriyamas a senile fuck. writing wise, she's one of the more interesting charachters
>>40753144Maybe so, but that way there could more room for Goku! And more goku, and more goku, and.... A little bit of Vegeta and Gohan but no one talks about that.
>>40753144Fairly boring and 1-note in the manga, all things considered. Anime Launch is much more entertaining.
>>40753235I'm a filthy pleb and only read the manga post Raditz, only watched Dragon Ball.I should read it sometimehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT1Dp69D7q0
>>40753314So, hows home life Chuckles?
>>40753900Sure is dbz eh, praying I didn't fuck up my exams, wedding planning shitSo how similar is this gonna end up being to the new saiyan quest then, since Eail is a dirty hack! love you bby
>>40754036I think they will end up pretty different.Som's gonna be more serious and planned out, and Eails is gonna be more humorous and spontaneous. I mean the entire plot changed because BROOSLEY WINS LOL. Have a random gif, i have too many now. Now the focus is back on launch lol.
>>40754169>>40754169Im gonna bump with more gifs until something happens. I'm holding on to this thread refusing to accept the reality that its dead. Gif for Kato's quest as i'm sure it will apply again and again.
>>40754274says the guy who could get beaten up by a little girl
>>40754332 Or a little boy. This does not bode well for me i think.
>>40754410so what you're saying is /ss/ route confirmed
>>40755179 Stop reading my quest notes, NOW. Pic related~
>>40755463Do your quest already CellAnonI NEED ITThat dead cell quest a while back has left me with a thirst that needs unthirsting
>>40755640Im glad to see that people want a Cell quest, it motivates me to prepare it all the more.It is coming faithful anon, just you wait. And wait, and wait, and wait. And wait. And wait more. And wait even more. But after all the torture just know, It's coming. It's happening. So get hype, and stay hype. Want a sneak peak? Or nah m8?
>>40755955Give me a peak of those fresh goodies homie
>>40755955>preparing for your questsWhat are you, a pussy? Wing everything explains why my quests are so shit
>>40755981Sure thing i can hook you up my brotha, this be fresh from the oven and you can SMELL it. So the quest features ------------------------------------- -------------------------- ------------------------ ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- ---------------------Cell,----------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ -----------------------Cookies----------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------And --------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------Goku---------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- And also PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN SSSSPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE And it all comes with a semi complex leveling and battleing system that willed be easy to use for the playerbase but still deep and filled with SWEET SWEET MYSTERY BOXES FULL OF HOT ASS GOODIES AND MYSTERIOUSNESS AND CUHRAYZEE PLOTNESS AND ASSPULL. THIS THING IS GOING SO FAR OFF OF CANON YOU WON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. I MEAN. SHIT SON. CALM DOWN. BUT DAMN. ALSO TAMAN SHUD THE GLORIOUS IMPROVAIZEN QUEST RUNNER IS UNKNOWINGLY MY MENTOR. So yeah, thats a little taste i suppose you can have, i may or may not have been serious about certain things and feel free to speculate about everything. LET THE SHADOWRUNS BEGIN.
>>40756136THE HYPE IS STRONGTHE BONER IS STRONGERTHE CONFUSION IS STRONGEST
>>40756136You had me at cookies.
>>40756177>>40756162Dear anons, see pic related.>>40756008Dear chuckles, see>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF13PHEeJYA
>>40756233See its all gonna go according to keikaku until anons try to absorb EVERYONEThen it will be you that is keikaku'd
>>40756008Also i have to add as an after note, I wing FUCKING EVERYTHING in real life, any situation is by the seat of my ass, any game i ever play anything i write, anything i create is PURE ASSPULL and i have been told it can be pretty good, although i know that i usually cannot keep up high quality asspull for more than short bursts and longer stories can get very sloppy. This is why i have slowed an ASSPULL campaign i started with one guy One guy! to a crawl to keep the quality high because i couldn't manage insane asspull in the same setting anymore so i need to plan things more to keep it fresh and interesting for us. So this quest is really the first thing i have ever planned THE SHIT out of before, and i gotta say from what i can tell, THE KEIKAKU IS STRONG.
>>40756285That remains to be seen anon, and we shall see but... If i am Cell, Then, Who is fone? Pic related to >>40755179 Don't question my thinking. its not healthy. For you.
>>40756376Any time frame for it starting then?
>>40756436>>40756436Im about 35% percent done prepping.Also, Eail get the hell in here and resume questing. Sleep is for the imperfect.I have had two and half half was a Short one serious prepping sessions with some minor scribbling of ideas onto the page of notes and such.Here i will give you an idea of things i have to do: Figuring out how absorption will work such as how much power is gained from standard absorption and how special abilities of the victim are treated when absorbed. How power levels increase in response to training/absorption/zenkai What power levels to put certain enemies that will be encountered, both for existing and new things. Fine tuning the leveling system. (mostly done) Coming up with mystery boxes, their contents, the requirements for unlocking them and how hard they are gonna break everything so do i where do i need to 'place' it for things not to get MAXIMUM OVER FUCKED. Stat system (Oh boy im revealing more) is done, unless issues are raised later in development it won't be changed any more. ??????? and how much needs to be awarded for certain acts is still untouched. Cookies are still baking. Main plot idea (Done) Side plots and several pieces of connecting side plots to the main plot is (Untouched except for blurbs in my head) and i need to figure out how to get the main plot to 'work' Dialogue testing (Gulp, WHAT DO?) Writing of the first scene (Pffft lightyears away.) I guess i could say nothing is easy. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoSOuYNNXjU Want me to continue my rambles of the sad life of developing? Oh i realize i did not answer your question. Muahaha.
>>40756695Jesus that sounds like a lot of fucking planningGod speed cellanon, see you in a year for the quest
>>40756893Oh not that long i don't think, but it might be a little while (Depending on the amount of time i sink into it it can be two months to two weeks). Im working on things right now btw. Any questions? I will answer any three and will only be vague if i HAVE to if that's any consolation.Also to Eail: About this whole hijacking of your thread heh, now see that was just a thing. You understand. You died. Chuckles still has to revive you with the dragonballs and i'm just keeping it warm for you. And i do hope you will be amused lol.
>>40757017fuck him, I'm using the Dragon Balls to wish for pantsu, just like our true saviour would want
>>40757184You are so ungrateful to your lover for all the intimate steamy moments you two had together sharing thoughts and love. Or the reality that it wouldn't be that pretty at all and most people would bleach their eyes out if they watched you two through a keyhole. Or the heretical thought that you two have never even done such a thing at all let alone meet in the first place. Damn it feels rewarding to listen to an entire album while working on all these crazy notes and shit. What do you mean that last comment was super random considering what i said before? It's relevant to my situation. Also, FEAR MY GIF.
>>40757317Be prepared cellanon when the quest start up im opting for a Squad of mini-cells. Escapades will ensue
>>40757585Okay thats fine with me, im sure i can handle the pressure. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD EVERYTHINGS ON FIRE BODIES EVERYWHERE ITS ALL GOING DOWN MAYDAY MAYDAY THE CAPTAIN IS DEAD AND SPACE GERBILS HAVE BREACHED THE AIRLOCK AND ARE EATING EVERYONE, SOS BECAUSE ITS ALL GOING DOWN ITS A DOOMSDAY AND THERE IS NO STOPPING IT, PAAAAAANIIICC WHILE YOU CAN STILL RETAIN YOUR SANITY AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH,AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I guess ill just make a few changes and roll with the punches. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I CANT HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF SHITDICKERY ANYMORE, I MIGHT AS WELL END IT ALL GOODBYE SWEET WORLD, IF ONLY I HADN'T CHEWED OFF MY OWN ARMS AFTER RIPPING MY EYES OUT I MIGHT STILL BE CAPABLE OF SUICIDE, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Mental Breakdown sponsored by Miniwheats~ Because fuck life, i'm gonna wash this refreshingly terrible food down with Draino.
So are you lot done now, or are you gonna keep jerking each other off until OP shows up?
>>40757736Anon where are you? I can't see you underneath all that salt and disappointment. This is an unofficial discussion thread now until Eail shows up, and i have responded to you so someone paid attention to you, hooray!
>>40757736Jerking will continueSmut it up brother, im hard and ready for a salty surprise
>Oh, the thread is still up, wonder what's going on in he-
>>40758013>Very accurate reaction anon, can i interest you in more SAN damage? Pic related to SAN damage, not DBZ sadly.
>>40758124Cell are you an ant? Because your picture is for ants.
>>40758502No, Cell just has perfect vision.
>>40758502Well i just ha->>40758562Never mind.
>>40757017By the way i will answer any three questions anyone has about the quest if anyone still cares right now. Totally not just saying this to bump and pass the time. Nope. Don't pull your punches either.
>>40758786As Cell can we waifu SOMINUS? You know how much he loves Cell so it shouldn't be too hard.
>>40758880If you can find the actual SOMNIUS or the reincarnation OF SOMNIUS in quest then it's possible. Astronomically possible, but when has that ever stopped tg? Inb4 route lock confirmed, SOM best waifu.
>>40758786How we starting out?Not too much detail needed, we gonna be starting out a la canon cell or ? Just wanna know because the intro often determines if players wanna be evul or not
>>40758880To better clarify the chances of waifu'ing some form of SOM is about the same as having a universe where Fembuu has a baby with future trunks, sends that child back in time into a rift in the multiverse to ally demigra against the evil time loli, and for demigra to then use the hidden power within that child to rip a hole in the fourth wall, pull out a yoshi from super mario world and go into the past to beat himself to death with it in order to cause a multi-multiverse implosion that destroys everything, but creates a new singular improbable universe in which eventually fem broly husbando's someones OC for a nineteen year old QM's fetish.
>>40759006We start in a tube.Somewhere unfamiliar. MUAHAHAHA SHADOWRUNS.
>>40759107>a new singular improbable universe in which eventually fem broly husbando's someones OC for a nineteen year old QM's fetish.Is that what this quest is? Oh...
>>40759175You expected otherwise?...Taking one more question.>>40759006Also i will say that the intro does not allow tg to determine morality for Cell if that helps answer that part of your question. (Although Cell can be guided more later.)
>>40759154Final questionWill there be gender swapping?
>>40759421No futaNever go full neckbeard
>>40759392Will there be genderswaps? Oh dear lord. ................. For all my planning i even have mystery boxes that will influence certain things, and one of the boxes may flip certain characters genders. One box introduces already established gendeswapped characters. So tg, my answer is no initially. However, it is up to you if you want to change that by invoking certain boxes.
>>40759555I dont really want gender swapping, had to ask though because its become a fad at this point
>>40759617I think we can all come to a consensusFuck chuckles.Kill Som.Follow Eail.Easy decision. >>40759614I know, i convinced Eail that femgeta needed to be a thing, mainly because of all his early BUT WHAT IF GETES WAS NOT BOY? I pretty much said he needed to go through with it or it would destroy him for not living up to his implications for better or worse, playing it safe after that would disappoint the people wanting it and the people praying it didn't happen would in a strange way feel pissed they got so worried for nothing IMO. Human nature. However i personally would not want to let it get out of hand, although that may seem hypocritical considering what i told Eail, although i would not want his quest to be overrun with genderswaps either, i just wanted something to set him apart and he seemed eager considering he brought it up first. In any case i have to say he is handling FEMgeta and FEMbroly pretty well, even if Broly turned into a yandere because BROOSLEY LOL. (I still love it.)
>>40759734>BroosleyTheir child confirmed to be a manlet.But the greatest fucking manlet to ever exist.Watch out, Beerus, you gon get yo ass beat.
>>40760015Funfact:Goku at the start of BOTG is about 60mil base form, which beerus makes a note of how goku probably couldn't beat frieza without transforming.Gonna take a little trip down non canon lane, and while im there im gonna point out some shit.Remember GT? *Shudder* of course you do. Remember Pan, that nearly worthless girl who tags around and DOES NOTHING?Someone speculated she has a power level relative to full power frieza. Before he trains So the entire plot of GT would have been solved if the bullshit powered pan could transform into SSJ? I mean some of the problems could have been seriously been fixed early because that makes her stronger than goku if she could transform. Imagine SSJ3. Or not. But still, if the speculation of 120 mil base is at all from data gathered from GT then WHAT IN THE FUCK was toriyama thinking? And why through all of the adversity she went through didn't she go golden even once?
>>40760218>Toriyama>consistencyRrrrrriiiiight.I find it funny how PLs are genetic.If Roshi had a kid, that kid would be strong as fuck for a human.Of course, Pan is a useless little girl. Who likely grew up into a seriously slutty tomboy.Unlike Bra (or Bulla, whatever the fuck her name was), who was always a slut. The slut.
>>40760285Oh wait im a derp, toriyama had nothing to do with GT right? Nvm.Either way consistency was not really DBZ's thing anyway, i was pulling a >HEY EVERYONE, WE GOT A STUPID AS FUCK GLARING PLOTHOLE ABOUT POWER LEVELS LOL!Anyway its been 22 hours and 50 minutes since Eail said two hours if the thread was still alive.Lol. WHERE ARE YOU EAIL, AT LEAST TELL ME YOU FOUGHT WAVES OF SPIDERMOKEYS WITH YOUR BARE HANDS TO GET TO YOUR COMPUTER.
>>40760401He's dead Jim.
>>40760401Power outage, check twitter
>>40760414He's Bread Slim.
>>40760514Ah, that explains it then.Think he is gonna be amused when he finds out about what we did to his thread?
>>40760632And it's NOT EVEN A FUCKING FIRST TIME we did it!
>>40761696This is a waste of time that has ascended above a waste of time.But you could just call it no life 2.
>>40760577Oh, god, not those...
>>40760218The entire plot of gt could have been solved by wishing the blackstar dragonballs to earth.
>>40763682...And this is to go even further...BEYOND!You have to dig deep within yourself to pull this one off, you have to draw from something... DEEP INSIDE! WAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG TTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE DDDDDDDRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMAAAAAAAATTTIIIICCCCCAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! And this, you can call it an SSJnolife3Sorry that took so long, im not used to wasting time in such a fashion like this, are you ready now?
>>40765012Damn you, I was going to do that!And waste 50 posts on the screaming alone!FUCK!What's next?"Kaioken TIMES BORED!"?
>>40765307Post the screaming for me. Do it.After that, we figure out something to do.Im writing up SPESHUL SECRET mystery boxes.Say one word. Only one in response to this sentence and i will try to incorporate it into a box for lulz.Im so fucked.
>>40765443>Im writing up SPESHUL SECRET mystery boxes.I am morbidly curious if any of your SPESHUL MYSTERY BAWKSES are as crazy as the few I got in my halfbaked quest ideas.
>>40765515Naw.They aren't. Im gonna go out on a limb and say they probably aren't since i have only made a few boxes so far. Maybe once more boxes are made i will have one that is CUHRAYZEE.Also most boxes are going to be for upgrades, i have not yet come up with any CRAZY PLOT boxes yet, although i will have a few.
>>40765644Eh fuck it. I'll just throw mine out to see the reactions.Chi-chiGenderswapInto a trapWho is also http://oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/
>>40765599Spelled it wrong, im abusing the made up technicality to not have my plot ravashed and pillaged. Yes spelling it right won't matter at this point. I may or may not do it anyway.
>>40765443One word, you say?PerfectionObviously.Or Alpaca
Oh this thread is still up I wonder if...Eail...came back...Oh! I leave you two to it then.
It was a good run TG.But it is time i bow out for now.CONTINUE THE MADNESS!ONWARD!
>>40741932godamnit this frieza works way too well for me.
>>40766407Frieza neechan is best neechan.
>>40760218youre expecting Toriyama to not be a senile old man, OR for GT to apply any of its concepts smartly
>>40768473YOUR BACK! ALL HAIL THE GREAT SHENRON FOR GRANTING OUR WISH!
>>40768517And only 45 posts out of autosage, too!
>>40768473Anyways i'm guessing either new thread or two threads?
>>40768473yo, where in texas do you live? I'm in Houston.
>>40768517You gave me your energy anon.>>40768536Fuck Texas>>40768549Probably. >>40768623You know Tyler? I live in a small town around 35 miles away.
>>40768641>You gave me your energy anon.Oh my
>>40768735Shhh, only Chuckles gets to have my energy like that.
>>40768641ah, the no-mans land between large cities.
>>40768743I never said anything about me getting energy from you Eail you dirty minx!
>>40768743I'm making the most erotic sper- Spirit bomb you've ever seen
Soooo you running today Eail?
>>40769030>not so patiently awaiting smut