>Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Fire%20Emblem%20Quest%20>First thread: https://archive.moe/tg/thread/40286901/#40286901>Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerokiller12>Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/zvQUJPaj>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhJMvJDSZAYOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IIISSSS?!"4:30 pm"ITS 4:30 (FIRE EMBLEM ADVENTURE) TIIIIMEOkay.... Let's try this one more time..... Up I go an-OH GOD NO THAT HURTS, LET ME HUG THE FLOOROkay.... that wasn't the best plan... maybe if I....OH GOD NO, THAT DOSENT WORK EITHERMy whole body broken in little bits and pieces like some kid's puzzle, lying on the floor in a dark alley accompanied by only Leona and the sounds of the city"Stay down, sir" Leona says as she stabs another needle in my arm filled with mashed painkillers (since my jaw is broken in 3 different places and I can't possibly open my mouth in any way)"So... any report on the situation?" You say as you finally regain the last bit of consciousness, you thought Leona would just pass that over her head, to tell you that you are way to bruised to be asking those questions or something else entirely"We've been spending an estimate of 8 hours sir, Chrom must be looking for us as well as squad 8, I recommend an immediate rendezvous with our team" Leona says firmlyYup, classic Leona> "Let's go find Chrom, we can meet with the team later">"Lets rendezvous with squad 8, royalty can bite me" >Other
>>40764116>"Lets rendezvous with squad 8, royalty can bite me"
>>40764116>"Let's go find Chrom, we can meet with the team later"
>>40764116 "Let's go find Chrom, we can meet with the team later"
>>40764624Really? You samefag when there's only 3 people here?
>>40764116"Let's go find Chrom, we can meet with the team later" You say to Leona as you try to get up agai-WHY, OH GOD WHY"Sir, I recommend not to exceed so much weight on your body" Leona says as she scurries to support you using her body as a make-shift crutch"Okay, okay, I get it" You answer, while it helped to ease the pain, you still didn't want to leave Leona to do the work for you "So, how are we gonna get to HQ? I haven't been around here much, you know the way?""Negative, sir, asking the locals seems the best way to go">roll 1d20
>>40764769>Accepting the samefagged voteYeah sure why the fuck not
>>40764826well biggest vote wins?There's no way to know he's the same person so I wont argue about it
>>40764826Anon, that wasn't me. I'm>>40764332Ñero, did you vote?
>>40764869....Really? HAVE YOU EVEN LOOKED AT THE POSTER COUNT!?
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>40764769
>>40764882Your guess is as good as mine
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>40764769>Jeez this reminds me of the riot at Afghanistan, But with the roles reversed....
>>40764912>>40765111>>40764915This MUST be worth something.
>>40764912>>40764915>>40764993What the hell? How does that even happen? I guess that's Oscar's luck to have the luck to roll the exact same completely average roll three times in a row.
>>40765203It's funny that rolling perfectly average is a 1/8000 chance.
>>40764769The search turns out a little bit under-handed since the locals weren't exactly welcoming as you would want, after some insults (friendly or otherwise) you end up in the route for downtown and in the same vein, headquartersThe travel isn't so much long as it is painful, having to mind every stepping stone and wincing in pain at every breath you take Finally after three shouts of pain and one manly tear you end up in the door to HQ"Mind the gap" Leona says making sure you are able to go up the steps>You got a combo! When a combo happens something will unrepairedly change in the world (for better or for worse)>(cont)
>>40765316>something will unrepairedly change in the worldMETAL IS A LIQUID!ARMIES HAVE BEEN RENDERED USELESS!
>>40765316"OOOOSCAAAR" Lisssa runs up to you with a worried face "WHERE DID YO-"Lissa suddenly stops and gasps at the wretched hive of wounds that you were carrying, you can see tears forming at the end of her eyes"Lissa I ca-""YOU HAG, YOU DID THIS TO HIM DIDNT YOU?!" Lissa shouts at Leona with massive intent to kill, all while crying her heart out"Lissa?! What the hell is happening!?" You hear Chrom's distinct voice shout as he runs down the stairs"ARREST HER, KILL HER, DECAPIITAAATEEE HEEEER!" Lissa keeps shouting as she starts pounding on Leona"Please stop" Leona unchalantly says as she powers effortlessly through every one of Lissa's hits "OK WHO'S GETTING THE AXE!?" Chrom shouts, sword drawn and a vein popping out of his head>"Hey, Chrom">"Can you manage your little she-devil?">"SINCE WHEN SHOUTING HAS BECOME A FAD?!"
>>40765493>"Hey, Chrom">"Can you manage your little she-devil?"
>>40765493>"SINCE WHEN SHOUTING HAS BECOME A FAD?!">"Hey, Chrom"
>>40765493>>"SINCE WHEN SHOUTING HAS BECOME A FAD?!">>"Hey, Chrom."
>>40765493Soooo...When are we going to run into our old teammember/strategist Jack, Handsome Jack?
>>40765493>"SINCE WHEN SHOUTING HAS BECOME A FAD?!">HEY CHROM!
>>40765493"OSCAR?!" Chrom shouts in response "GODS WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?!""IT WAS THAT HARPY I TELL YOU!" Lissa says as a new Nile river runs from her cheeks "KILL HER""ARENT YOU LEONA HEIDERN?!" Chrom says as he forgets that he should stop shouting"Affirmative, sir" Leona says as she gives him a quick salute with her free hand"HEY, LEONA, YOU AREN'T SHOUTING, STOP BEING SO SQUARE!" You say as you also forget how to turn off your shout-o-meter"THIS ISNT FUNNY" Lissa shouts even more due to your charade "THEN STOP SHOUTING!" Everyone shouts in unison except Leona who just says it in her normal voice"So what brings you here Oscar?" Chrom asks while motioning you to come in> "we never finished that debriefing you said"> "Getting a report on anything that's happened lately"> "Nothing, just wanna catch up"
>>40765783> "we never finished that debriefing you said">Also, the possibility of medical attention.>And please ground your daughter after you have her.
>>40765783MISCOPIED THE FILE SORRY (goddamn it shout-o-meter)
Inb4 she fucked us up because we got her grounded.
>>40765783"Well you've never finished that debriefing" You say as Leona helps you get up the entrance stairs "Also if you could, maybe, spare me some...oh I dunno... medical attention? If you want I mean, there's no rush""Snide as always" Chrom says as he starts moving for the royal nursery "I'll give you the debriefing on the nursery"After some walking you end up in a beautifully adornated nursery while some MALE (per Lissa request) nurse started checking you up and fixing your wounds."So .....debriefing....." Chrom says as he sits in a chair in front of you, his face turned sour and depressed "Chrom....did something hap-""Virion and Sully? the people you met when you helped us clear the forest?""Yeah?"".............they........" Chrom stops to think of the words to say".......Oh......"goddamn it God motherfucking damn it>"How?">"And the others?">"Does Lissa know?"
>>40766108>"How?">"And the others?"
>>40766108>How?>And the others?>Does Lissa know?Fuck Virion. Shame about Sully though.Oddly, those are the two characters who've actually died in my game.Well, that and Frederick.But I had him killed on purpose.
>>40766108>How?">"And the others?"
>>40766108".....How?" You ask trying to digest the information"They both died at the Ragna Ferox stadium, We won by default once the referees knew about it""and the others""Well, most of them handled the situation well, Kellam was a good friend of Sully so he got hit hard with the news, Ocelot was the one that planned the funeral""Ocelot?" "Yeah, he made it in a private and secured area, no paparazzi""Does Lissa know?""Thank the gods she doesn't, we left her here to watch out for anything out of the ordinary" Chrom says passing a hand around his forehead "She's a very emotional sort"> "We gotta tell her the truth sometime soon"> "We gotta keep this from her, say they were injured and left to their respective places"
>>40766439>"We gotta tell her the truth sometime soon"
>>40766439> "We gotta tell her the truth sometime soon"
>>40766439>> "We gotta tell her the truth sometime soon"
>>40766439 "We gotta tell her the truth sometime soon" You say as you try to stand up with your injuries still hot"Maybe we have to" Chrom says as he helps you stand "But not right now""Why?""Take a hint, Oscar, She's clearly way to happy to see you, Let her have some fun" "Yeah maybe I will" You answer as you head through the door"And Oscar there's another matter more important" Chrom says with an even more serious face"Yeah?""The killer....... the killer was also carrying one of your weapons"what".....what?...""Anyhow" Chrom tells you as he pushes you through the hallRight in front of Lissa"Since you were talking so much about Lissa, why dont you talk to her yourself?" YOU TRAITOR"S-senpai w-w-as talking about me?!" Lissa shouts and looks straight at you>"Uhm...Hi, Lissa">"Hey">"Chrom was lying"
>>40766706>"Hey">"Chrom was lying"
>>40766706>"Hey">Seriously though, Chrom. Ground your fucking daughter.
>>40766706"Hey" Okay Oscar nothing to worry about just explain her that this is just one big misunderstanding "So... Chrom was lying.."Expect tears in 3...2...1"Ok" Lissa says her face showing an incredibly quick sign of maturity "I understand, there's no problem""What? I thought you would take it badly""Oh no, don't worry I knew that he would try this to stop me from listening" Lissa says in an extremely calm manner"Huh... How much did you hear?""Enough to get the idea of why Virion and Sully weren't here""You're taking this way differently than I expected""I...I'm sorry if I sound annoying or anything like that.." You could see her face was getting red, she was having difficulty saying her words "I-It's just that I... fluster and Chrom was right andsometimesIdogetemotionaland-" Her face was leaking up tears.>"Don't worry, you're not annoying">"Hey lady, calm down I can't understand ya">time for a good ol hug
>>40767693>"Don't worry, you're not annoying">time for a good ol hug
>>40767693Intiating mission: Phantom hug"huh?!" Lissa gasps as you give her a nice comfy hug"Dont worry, youre not annoying""I-I-I-I" Lissa tries to talk while not even beginning to comprehend the situationYou can feel the tears on her face roll on your armShe goes on to hug you even tighter, holding her breath as to not bowl her emotions inside a building"I-I-I.....thanks s-s-sen....O-Oscar" Man this girl was just too cute to let her have pent up emotionsBut seriously this hug its taking its time"Oscar?" Leona says from behind you glancing at the crying Lissa "Should I call the nurse?"There was almost a hint of death in that sentence"D-dont worry I'll leave" Lissa says as she heads downstairs"Yabai mesu on'na" She says happily as she passes right next to Leona "Anata ga itta" meinu" machigaimashita" Leona answers equally calm as a now red-faced Lissa bolts downstairs"Soo.. now what?" You say to Leona as you head downstairs as well"Debrief squad 8, sir">"Okay lets go">"Actually (specify)
>>40768157>"Okay lets go"S-she can call us senpai
>>40768157>"Okay lets go"So what do those that actually mean? Google's giving me nothing
>>40768197>"motherfucking bitch cunt">" You said "bitch" wrong"
>>40768157Ey Ey LadiesThere's enough of Little Oscar to go around
>>40768233HAH! How many languages does Oscar and Leona know? I'm guessing she took most of the asian ones while we took most euro ones?
>>40768334>Spanish, Portuguese, Indian, German: Oscar>Spanish, Russian, French, Japanesse, Korean: Leona
>>40768157"Okay Lets go" You say to Leona while using her as support to go downstairsOn the ground floor an already set up carriage is in the front door with an relaxed driver on the front"Uh miss Leona?" The driver waves at both of youWith pained efforts you head outside while the driver presents himself"I'm John Tanner, Master Dudley told me you needed a driver to... well you know... drive you around" Tanner says as he extends his hand "Pleasure to meet you!"Tanner, huh?" You answer as you extend your hand and greet him properly "Oscar Gold nice to meet you""Well Oscar, you need for me to drive you somewhere?""Head for the ground army barracks""Will do!" and with that Tanner gets up on the driver seat, Leona doing the same thing"Um, Miss I thin-""Just drive""...Oookaay">(cont)
>>40768233>motherfucking bitch cuntKek.Google translate told me "dangerous woman.
>>40768524>our team growsThis makes me moist
>>40768524>the protagonist from Driver is our driver.Clever.I hope he doesn't crash the carriage.
>>40768524The trip goes without a hitch and soon you arrive to squad 8 barracks"Sir, are you ready?" Leona says as she situates herself between the door and you"Why would I hav-" "YOU MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT" Cheren bolts through the door and into a football tackl-OH GOD IT HURTS THE PAAAAIIIN, THE PAAAAAIIIN"YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO LEAVE US?! HUH?! WE WERE WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU" Cheren says as he pounds your chest unaware of-> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-5gPZaXB4g>"LEONA, HEEELP">"THE PAAAIN">"HEEEEEELP"
>>40768754>"LEONA, HEEELP">"THE PAAAIN"
>>40768754>"LEONA, HEEELP, THE PAAAIN, HEEEEEELP"You seem to have accidentally hit the enter key.
>>40768776Is that an issue?I wouldn't complain.
>>40768821you misunderstand me anon, it is but a simple greeting."OSCAAAAR""COCKSUUUCKKEEEER"
>>40768850Ahhhh, ok. That's fine then.
>>40768754"LEONA, HEEEEELP" OH GOD YOU CANT THINK LIKE THISTHE PAAAIN"THE PAAAIN, OH GOD IT HURTS SOO MUCH""Soldier you will stop!" Leona shouts at Cheren"I THOUGHT YOU DISSAPEARED, I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING DIED!""GET OFF ME YOU COCKSUCKER" Well this makes Cheren bolt up in surprise"SOLDIER!" Leona bellows even stronger than before "50 miles in the running course! Now!""how did he...?" Cheren whispers to no one while he heads to the running course "So Oscar is here?" Inigo perks his head up from the door "We were worried sick about you">(Pass out from PAIN)>"I'm was just...oh god I can't be snide right now just help me">"Help... right now...soldier"
>>40768901I regret nothing!
>>40768952>"I'm was just...oh god I can't be snide right now just help me"
>>40768952>"I'm was just...oh god I can't be snide right now just help me"Once we're up>"Cheren... I know... everything" wink wink nudge nudge
>>40768952"I was just...oh god I can't be snide right now just help me" Help. Yes that's what you need"Sure thing captain" Inigo says as he carefully lifts you up and plops you on Cheren's bed "Hey! Boss is back!" Van Helsing says as he sits in his bed"Good, I was praying for the gods for your safety" Alex says as he shows his head from the top bunk bed "But now I ask, what now?""Yeah, what now?" Inigo says as he starts arranging a desk> "We join Chrom's army on anything they have to do">"Show me the mission board, Inigo">"We rest..like so (pass out)"
>>40769130> "We join Chrom's army on anything they have to do"Fuck we need a wheelchair
>>40769130>"We rest..like so (pass out)"I say nap time.
>>40769148A wheelchair equipped with an easy access box.
>>40769130>"We rest..like so (pass out)"
>>40769130"We rest...Like so"And with that you pass out into the flow of unconsciousness> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ZIPIwGkGk-So much Activity¡- MiMi shouts while her big robot hands hold 2 massive nightsticks-You know this comes from pure pain right?- You say to MiMi-Your brain can interpret different things in different Ways¡- MiMi shouts so her voice can be put off from -For me this is Fun¡->Join her in the fun>Can we have some peace and quiet?
>>40769357>Join her in the fun
>>40769357>Can we have some peace and quiet?
>>40769357>Can we have some peace and quiet?t-t-t-tie breaker
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>40769357rolling>1Join her in the fun>2Join her in the fun
>>40769592Uh we already got a tie breaker mate
>>40769592I feel like that tie breaker's a tad but biased.
>>40769592>40769592>1Join her in the fun>2Join her in the funI'm laffin
I'm honestly surprised you haven't come across any imposters yet.
>>40769651Yeah me too
>>40769357-Can we have some peace and quiet?- You say to MiMi-Sure¡ Have a Seat- MiMi says as the concert disappears and a velvet leather sofa appears behind youA different music starts playing, yet this time is much more active than the others around here>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMzorzZEk6g-What do you wanna Talk¿- MiMi tells as her sunglasses and giant nightsticks refuse to vanish >Anything new?>Why was Lucina trying to kill me?>What's the deal with Lissa?
>>40769708>Why was Lucina trying to kill me?>What's the deal with Lissa?
>>40769708>Why was Lucina trying to kill me?>What's the deal with Lissa?>Why do people want the O so much?
>>40769708What is Cheren?
>>40769708-Why was Lucina trying to kill me?--Well there must be a reason why she's been targeting You- MiMi says as she sips some Irish coffee -Maybe there's something that makes you stand out from other Killers¿ She did say you did something to her Father--Hmm... Okay.... So what's the deal with Lissa? She's always so close to me, shouldn't she be with her brother?--Leona always sticks close to you, yet you don't seem to Mind- MiMi giggles as she serves herself another cup of Irish coffee (this time without the coffee)-Well that's cuz Leona's been my friend for a long time , Of course she's gonna stick close to me-For some reason this makes MiMi's giggle turn into outright laughter-You gonna answer or...?--No....Im not gonna Answer- MiMi says as she regains her composure -Any other Questions¿--....What is Cheren?--Want me to check Tumblr and answer that for you?- MiMi says as she serves herself another cup of scotch (not fooling anyone)>Any other questions?
>>40769913If you do me is it sex or masturbation?
>>40769913Nope>>40770015Can i veto this? If so i veto this instead
>>40770023>psyche jokes are bad
>>40769913-If you do me? Is it sex or masturbation?--Both--Soooo...--You see¿ This is the reason why I am a 10 year old Child- MiMi shrugs as she downs the whole bottle of Scotch -So what¿ We doing this¿ You've got 5 minutes on the Clock->You Doin This?????>NOPE>DOUBLE NOPE>QUADRUPLE NOPE>OTHER?
>>40770136>NOPE>DOUBLE NOPE>QUADRUPLE NOPE
>>40770136>OTHER?Wait doing what?
>>40770136"MiMi shrugs as she downs the whole bottle of Scotch"Yeah right, you're just a reflection of a thirty years old man in the form of a loli because everyone wants to be the little girl
>>40770136"NOPE, NOPENOPE, NOPENOPENOPENOPE, I WAS JUST ASKING""Good, cuz I was intending to screw you over Anyway" MiMi says as she transforms in you "Bye¡""YEAH BYE, GOODBYE, SMELL YA LATER"......................................................................."Sir? Are you fine?" Cheren says as he wakes you up"Yes, yes Im fine" You say as you sit in the bed and notice.....something"Cheren why are you in swimwear" and out of all of it you had to use a one-suit , great"Doing what you told us sir, relax" Cheren says as he lift you up "Were heading for the lake!""Oh... okay, that's cool" wait a minute "Where's Leona" You have to see this"H-here sir"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>And that's it! As always check my twitter for more info on FIRE EMBLEM ADVENTURE QUEST
>>40770337"So how were your dreams""I asked myself what would happen if I fucked myself, but I didn't because I was a little girl and would be arrested by the aspect of my mind that takes the form of Chris Hansem"
I don't follow these threads at all, but let me say that as a long-time Fire Emblem fan I'm delighted to see so many people invested in the series.
>>40770337thanks for running, see ya!
>>40770337Thanks for running, See you next time!
>>40770337Thanks for running!