>Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Fire%20Emblem%20Quest%20>First thread: https://archive.moe/tg/thread/40286901/#40286901>Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerokiller12>Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/zvQUJPaj"Hello?" You answer quickly at the phone without much thought"Hi, may I speak to Oscar?" A male voice asks in a sweet voice"Oscar?" You answer questioningly, you've never met an Oscar in your life, and weren't planning to do so any time soon"Yes Oscar, may I speak to Oscar?" The voice tells you in a calm manner, yet almost expecting for you to answer him"Who's Oscar?" You answer knowing that it must be some mistaken caller, someone that got the wrong phone num-> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhJMvJDSZA"YOULL FIND OUT TONIGHT ON FIIIREEE EMBLEM AAAADVENTURE QUEEEEEST!">(cont)
>>40800886-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHLeona just glances aside with her face being a complete shade of red, despite of not showing any actual emotion"Frank picked it sir" Leona says as she fumbles with her thumbs, still not losing her serious faceGoddamn it Frank, You owe him one, big time.>"You look so cute!>"You look great!">(start bleeding from the nose)
>>40801007>"You look so cute!>"You look great!">(start bleeding from the nose)>Whisper to Van Helsing that if he joins in on making Leona embarrassed we'll pay him
does this story have incest
>>40801136Ayy well I won't be polite then. It was an honest question since it's FIRE EMBLEM you cunt. Hope you get a hernia
>>40801074wut>translation: Ñerokiller and Ñerokiller's associates is not responsible for any sort of consequences the players and in conjuction the quest itself does to other player's or quests physchological compunction>Layman terms: Do whatever you want
>>40801170Enjoy having your quest turn into a bad smutquest
>>40801007"You look cute! Great! Amazing!" You say as you both simultaneously clap your hands and hold off the blood from your nose"Sir, are your injuries resurfacing?" Leona comes closer to you as she starts checking your head, and getting extremely close to you"Sir, are you coming?" Cheren asks as he clearly sees Leona getting way to close "we know you can't exactly swim, but you can still rest here if you want">"Sure I'll go ahead and change">"I think I'll stay here"
>>40801392>"Sure I'll go ahead and change"
>>40801392"Sure I'll go ahead and change" You say as you use the top bunk to lift yourself.Only to be hold by Leona in the same way she had been carrying you, only this time her breasts were pressing right on your chest"H-h-hey Leona I- ""Yes, sir? Do you need help changing?" While that may be true, Of course it wasnt going to be Leona, Cheren was a no go as well since you werent sure if he would be turned on or not."I-I-I can do this myself, S-s-soldier" You answer shyly"A-are you certain, sir? You might fall""He's absolutely certain general" Cheren says saving you from a bad one"O-okay" Leona says as she leaves you at the bathroom and throws you a small selection of swimwear>Go conservative, put on a one-suit>Go modern, put on some trunks>Go risqué, put on a Speedo
>>40801810>Go modern, put on some trunks
>>40801810You decide to go modern and put on some trunksafter a little deliberation and some fumbling around with your wounds you stumble shirtless out of the door"Are you okay sir?" Cheren says as he goes along and does the job of carrying you, since Leona had left a while before"Just dandy, so how many people are coming?""Well, that's the thing we were waiting for you to tell us how many people should we invite">"Just squad 8, let this be a teambuilding exercise">"Invite Chrom's army, ask for anyone that's not doing anything important">"Invite anyone were closely related to, I want to make this thing big"
>>40802178>"Invite Chrom's army, ask for anyone that's not doing anything important"It's time to party.
>>40802178>"Invite Chrom's army, ask for anyone that's not doing anything important"
>>40802178"Invite Chrom's army, ask for anyone that's not doing anything important" You say to Cheren"Right away sir, I heard some of them are doing a rescue mission so we might be getting less than expected""Well anyone that can come will be gladly invited" You reassure Cheren>(cont)
>>40802344At the end of the barracks a single wagon is set up with most of squad 8 getting inside of it, while Tanner and Van Helsing are having a friendly conversation in the driver seat, Alex and Inigo are applying some prototype of sunscreen (looks like a combination of plants and oil) and Leona is resting (you say resting but it looks more like posing) on the edge of the caravan"Hey boss!" Tanner says as he sees you arrive "Ready whenever you are!"After getting on the inside of the caravan you see each soldier essentially doing their own thing>Talk to someone (specify)>Sleepy time!
>>40802454>Talk to someone (specify)Alex
>>40802454>Talk to someone (specify)Why the hell is Leona posing?!
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>40802454rolling>1>>40802573>2>>40802627
>>40802454You crumble yourself up to Alex who was reading a book on the wooden floor of the caravan, wearing a blue stripe one-suit under his normal priest robes."Hey, Alex" You say as you sit yourself on top of a wooden crate "How's it hanging?""Oh, just fine" Alex says as he closes his book "Just wondering what I was going to do on the lake""What do you mean?""Well, to tell you the truth I was gonna spend this time reading in my room before Cheren barged in with the invitation, he even had swimwear for me!""That sounds like something Cheren would do">anything you wanna talk with him?
>>40802918>what were you reading?
>>40802918What does squad 8 normally do on downtime like this?
>>40802918"What were you reading?" you say pointing at the book "Oh that? that's just some story book some guy sold me for cheap" Alex says taking the book from its resting place "It's mostly about some fantasy world filled magical machines that spew fire from their body to propel themselves and weird things like that""Huh, and that one" You say as you point your finger to a title less book"Oh, oh that's some book I have, nothing noteworthy there, nope" Alex says getting a tad bit nervous at your claim"Oh, Okay" You say diverting the subject "so what do squad 8 do in their downtime?""Sir, this is our first downtime" Alex says with a flat face"Well thank god I saved ya from Leona's grip" You say as your hear some stuff crash on the floor"Leona? Oddly of you to trip" You can hear Inigo in the background"Yes, thank the gods">(cont)
>>40803504The trip goes around quickly as you pass the time, looking the scenery and admiring the viewAs you go to a crossroads you find the wagon that's carrying the extent of Chrom's crew that could go"H-h-hey Oscar!" Lissa says as she waves her hand from the wagon "over here!""You know this guys?" The person known as Vaike says as he points at you "Teach thinks this fellas aren't fit for the army, look more like pish-posh nobles""Hmmph, I kept saying I didn't want to go, why did you bring me woman?" The small dot called Lon'qu says hidden from your eyes"Look Lon'qu, you have to wind down! besides, this is fun!" Sumia says from the back of the wagon sitting on the floorand that the amount of people on Chrom's sideAt the very least you can see the lake shore from here!>(cont)
>>40803691WoahIts beautiful!Both Cheren and Vaike jump from their respective wagons and cannonball into the lakeThe girls follow suit albeit in a much calmer manner deciding to relax on the shoreInigo and Van Helsing decide to take some twigs and do some light sparring near the shoreMean while both Lon'qu and Alex seem to have situated themselves inside their respective wagons and don't seem to have any intent to leave.> Get a rest on the shore and have a nice sunbath (UNLOCKS LEONA/LISSA SIDE OP "Healthy competition")>Go and dip yourself in the shallow water of the lake (UNLOCKS CHEREN SIDE OP "Getting answers")>Get inside the wagon as well, not like you're able to do much in your state (UNLOCKS FRANK WEST SIDE OP "Commission photos")
>>40803942>Get a rest on the shore and have a nice sunbath (UNLOCKS LEONA/LISSA SIDE OP "Healthy competition")
>>40803942>Get a rest on the shore and have a nice sunbath (UNLOCKS LEONA/LISSA SIDE OP "Healthy competition")Man, I wish there wete more people here
>>40803999It gets more crowded later
>>40803942Well, the sun was out and it was as good time as any to enjoy a warm sunbath, might look better with a more brownie color.You set up a dry towel in the floor and put yourself over it as well as puting on some sunglasses to let you have a nice view of the shore>POV SWITCHOh god he's just lying there, how the hell can he look so hot even after he's injured?!C'mon girl think, you are getting that man, no matter what>CHOOSE YOUR POV>Lissa>Leona
>>40804315I mean Jesus Christ just look at him he could melt fucking Ice cream in that body if he wanted. And I was so close! I could see it in his eyes he was just waiting for a signal.Sometimes he just can't get a hint.Okay Leona calm down, nothing to worry here, relaxGoddamnit holding the Orochi is going to be hard if all I can see is hunk everywhere, I can still see Lissa looking at him, who does that girl think she is? Oscar doesn't like little girls, Fine I don't mind, This is going to be in the bag anyway"Kon'nichiwa Reona wa, byū ga sukidesu ka?" Lissa says as she floats from her spot to yours" Watashi wa onaji koto Risa o irai shiyou to shite imashita" You answer calmly" Kōi no meinu o doroppu suru koto ga deki, sono hito wa watashi no monodeari" Lissa says starting to get riled up" Anata wa kuso kake, hotondo no on'na ni shitaidesu ka?" You tell her getting riled up yourself as well"Fine 4000g to whoever gets closer to him" Lissa says reverting to English>"I don't even need your money">"Fine, you're on"
>>40804822>"Fine, your on."Translation plese.
>>40804822>>"I don't even need your money"
>>40804822>"OSCAR IS NOT SOMETHING TO BET ON YOU BRAT!"I feel like this is one of the times Leona would be angry
>>40804899Changing my vote here>>40804855To this, Deleting old vote
>>40804855>>40804878translation>"Enjoying the view Leona>"I was gonna ask you the same thing Lissa">"Drop the act bitch, that man is mine">"What makes you feel so confident, you little cunt?"
>>40804899Never mind, this here.
>>40804989You mean your voting for it?
>>40804822"Oscar.... is not something to bet on..... you little brat" You say letting a fleck of hair turn red"It wasn't a bet, it is statement of your defeat" Lissa says not even faced by your threat and retreating to another patch of watergot to handle it too her she has balls. But you do tooOkay Leona what's the plan?>keep it composed and find a way to make him talk to you>Go straight for the kill>Try to take him off guard
>>40805091>Go straight for the kill>.....Confess to Oscar
>>40>keep it composed and gind a way to make him talk to you805091
>>40805127Fuck it, One shot one kill! Second
>>40805091>keep it composed and find a way to make him talk to you
>>40805127THATS TO HIGH LEVEL RISK ANONARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO FOR IT?REMEMBER OSCAR'S ACTIONS FROM PREVIOUS THREAD'S
>>40805199YES AND WE SHOULD TOTALLY SWITCH POV WHEN SHE DOES CONFESS!
>>40805199>keep it composed and find a way to make him talk to you
>>40805199>REMEMBER OSCAR'S ACTIONS FROM PREVIOUS THREAD'SThat he likes Leona? That's what i remember
>>40805240Where are you getting that from?
>>40805268From his interaction with Leona that's kinda the vibe i'm getting tbh
>>40805327You do know that his interaction is player controlled right?And even then I figure you might be mistaking being friends with someone to wanting to fuck them, not that he doesn't want to but really.The problem with waifushit is that it doesn't allow for relationships in fiction to develop in a meaningful or sensible way, and instead just push them from a completely subjective and forced point of what the - player - feels, and not how the characters develop.That said, it'd still be better if it was Leona, at the very least they know each other.
>>40805393>That said, it'd still be better if it was Leona, at the very least they know each other.Agreed, And they have known eachother since childhood so it's not THAT difficult to see them getting together, Not talking bout marriage just girlfriend boyfriend thing
>>40805240so you want to go for the one-shot kill?>(This action will have serious consequences if you fail)>this action will depend on both your way to pull it off (1d20) and Oscar's willingness of accepting the information ( Oscar has been treating Leona less as a crush and more as a best friend during the course of this thread)>please consider Oscar is oblivious to lovecase in point: >>40769913-Hmm... Okay.... So what's the deal with Lissa? She's always so close to me, shouldn't she be with her brother?--Leona always sticks close to you, yet you don't seem to Mind- MiMi giggles as she serves herself another cup of Irish coffee (this time without the coffee)-Well that's cuz Leona's been my friend for a long time , Of course she's gonna stick close to me-For some reason this makes MiMi's giggle turn into outright laughter-You gonna answer or...?--No....Im not gonna Answer- MiMi says as she regains her composure
>>40805418Ahhh, Forgot about that....CURSE YOU MC DENSENESS!!And i still say go for it but whatever
>>40805418just compete with Lissa and wait for the inevitable third waifu to come crashing thru while we're oblivious to it
>>40805418I don't want to go for it.
>>40805472Why might i ask?
Okay people lets make this one simple>GO FOR IT?>Y>N
>>40805601>>40805508>>40805511Five minutes have passed, invalid vote.Due to how final destination works this means we're still at an impasse.
Rolled 1 (1d2)damnlooks like were rolling
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>40805690Cool
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>40805690
>>40805793Oh my god please tell me this counts!
>>40805793I'm not sure what I was rolling for, but damn I do good work
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>40805842Hahaha hahahahahaOkay then when do we roll?
>>40805842Oh c'mon man why not? You know how rare crits are!
>>40805793>>40805842>>40805864The dice gods have spoken
>>40805091Maybe you....no...maybe you could try for....no goddamnit there's no way in hell he'll buy that. And what if?God no that's way to creepy, how about?...............how about just straight up telling him...........oh god how about just straight up tell him....YOU CAN'T! YOUCAN'TYOUCAN'TYOUCAN'TYOUCAAAAAAN'T-Is that seriously who you are¿- a small voice says from the back of your head >Go away Tomoko>Who are you?
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>40805864This can only mean we'll get a lot of 1s when the time comes to actually rollTOPKEK
>>40805842The dice gods say fucking yes apparently it does count! DO YOU DEFY THE DICE GODS!?
>>40805885>Who are you?
>>40805885>>40805885>Who are you?>>40805893MY CRIT IS MINE FOR ME TO COMMANDI SAY IT DEMANDS A fivesome
>>40805885Mate not going to lie, You'll be a giant fucking dick if you don't accept the twenty now
>>40805893RULES ARE RULES
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>40805934>>40805893"mimimimi muh crits"Rolls only count when QM asks for it, otherwise we'd keep rolling dice the entire quest in the hopes of getting crits.
>>40805885>Go away Tomoko
>>40805885"Who are you?" you remember this girl. it was the girl that threw you out of her room while you were blacked out-I'm you, but right now it doesn't seem like It- The girl answers tiredly -You are normally some big tough girl, are you gonna go full weeb on me now and shy it Out¿"I-I-I-"-Look to the left, Lissa is already going for the kill, he's been your friend since the beginning and now you gonna leave him Be¿-"Y-you are right, I-I-I have to"-That's the spirit, now get out of my sight and finish your mission Soldier- Tomoko says as she resumes her game on her Wii UYeah, this is my mission. THIS IS MY RESOLVE>Go quick to his side before Lissa gets to him (might alert Oscar)>Let Lissa have the first bite, you know she's too shy to do anything drastic, go in for the kill once she leaves him
>>40806207>Go quick to his side before Lissa gets to him (might alert Oscar)>Duel her for the fair lord's hand!
>>40806207>Go quick to his side before Lissa gets to him (might alert Oscar)
>>40806207>Let Lissa have the first bite, you know she's too shy to do anything drastic, go in for the kill once she leaves him
>>40806207You decide to go quick and easy as you run up to Oscar's place managing to run as fast as you can without alerting himThe problem is Lissa is doing the same thing>roll 1d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>40806448>>40806448benis
>>40806448I hate niggers
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>40806448
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>40806448rolling
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>40806448
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>40806448Do we roll for Lissa now?
>>40806506I hope he's using a dc instead of roll against system, Especially at only a d20
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>40806535That'd be kinda shit tho, odds considered
>>40806448You speed off hitting the water while Lissa goes as fast as she can, both of you are head to toe and about to reach him in 5 seconds topsNow for the braking part.>POV SWITCH> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69dr94pnOWY-I like the new song, MiMi, didn't knew you liked female vocals accompanying a song, personally prefer no vocals at all--Oh yeah, you'll know soon Enough- MiMi says as she sits on a bench with a purple sky raining down on you as always-Okay, so recap, making modern guns in a fantasy setting might be a bad idea?- you ask getting back to the subject-Yeah, that's right, heyyoumindifwefinishearly¿Thanksbye¡" MiMi says in an incredibly quick manner"Huh, what the hel-?>roll 2d20 for both girls breaking!
Rolled 5, 9 = 14 (2d20)>>40806627GIGA DRILL BREAKER
Rolled 3, 13 = 16 (2d20)>>40806627
Rolled 14, 5 = 19 (2d20)>>40806627moh powahWhich one is which?
>>40806665> Leona, Lissa
>>40806627Sand and dirt.There's a METRIC SHIT TON OF IT IN YOUR BODY"S-sorry O-Oscar!" Both Lissa and Leona say in unison > " WHAT'S HAPPENING?! SOLDIERS ON YOUR POSITIONS, NOW!">"Oooookay... mind telling me what's happening?">"Well that's a sunbath wasted"
>>40806793> " WHAT'S HAPPENING?! SOLDIERS ON YOUR POSITIONS, NOW!"
>>40806793>" WHAT'S HAPPENING?! SOLDIERS ON YOUR POSITIONS, NOW!"
>>40806793POV SWITCH"WHAT'S HAPPENING?! SOLDIERS ON YOUR POSITIONS, NOW!"You can see some of the squad members turning their head towards you, no goddamnit it can't happen this way!-Life is full of up and downs, Leona¡ SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY¡-Yeah you got to, you got to do it!"S-S-S-SIR, I LOVE YOU!">(cont)
>>40807003"I LOVE YOU TOO BEST BUDDY, NOW GET IN LINE"
>>40807003>POV SWITCHShe said what?....THAT BITCH SAID WHATHOW THE FUCK DOES THAT BITCH SAY THATC'MON LISSA YOU GOTTA DO BETTER"I-I-I-I I LOVE YOU TOO SIR!
>>40807072JESUS CHRIST SOLDIERS I KNOW I'M A GOOD COMMANDER BUT THAT MUCH? I LOVE YOU TOO SQUADDIENOWGETINLINE
>>40807072>POV SWITCHShe said what?....THAT BITCH SAID WHATHOW THE FUCK DOES THAT BITCH SAY THATC'MON LISSA YOU GOTTA DO BETTERNO....no don't get angry with the general, this is supposed to be a team exercise, just let this one slide....Yeah... just relax..>(cont)
>>40807072>Mfw next your going to POV switch to Lucina with her saying "I HATE YOU OSCAR! DIE!"
>>40807103Uh wait whut? There's two Lissa's!?
>>40807103>inb4 Cheren says "I LOVE YOU TOO COMMANDER">Alex follows up "YEAH I LOVE YOU TOO MAN">Van Helsing joins up "WHOLE LOTTA LOVE"
>>40807103>POV SWITCHYEAH WOOC'MON FRANK THIS PICTURES ARENT GETTING MADE THEMSELVES, MAN HIDING IN THIS BUSH WAS THE BEST.A PAPARRAZZO IS JUST ANOTHER TERM FOR MODERN PHOTOGRAPHER>(cont)
>>40807151>extra extra>local commander involved in sex scandal with subordinates>anonimous source indicates the commander was having a polyamorous relation with his troops
>>40807151God fucking damnit Frank!
>>40807151>POV SWITCH"YEAH FUCK YOU "TEACH" NOW GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY""HEY HE HASNT DECIDED YET""NAH MAN THIS ONE'S IN THE BAG">(cont)
>>40807216>POV SWITCHYou are Oscar "Mike" Gold. S.W.A.T operator and former fan-fic writerand right now you are confused as FUCK>"I LOVE YOU TOO SQUADDIES BUT WE GOT AN ATTACK">"I love you too guys, LETS HAVE A GOOD OLD GROUP HUG">"......wut....."
>>40807329>"I love you too guys, LETS HAVE A GOOD OLD GROUP HUG"
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>40807329>"I love you too guys, LETS HAVE A GOOD OLD GROUP HUG"relling fer group heg
>>40807351Deleting old vote, Seconding this
>>40807387>>40807368>>40807362>>40807351>>40807347>>40807329Can we fuse stare with hug?Like:>stare for a while, there is only silence as everyone waits in expectation>then the already written option (group hug)
>>40807407Nah mate, Would've included that in the votes if we wanted to mix it
>>40807407I like that, posting this mesh
>>40807469considering the vote count it'd just end up in a stalemate...
>>40807517Then he should roll for it....
>>40807523>i'd rather have the chance of not having my option happen instead of combining since they aren't mutually exclusivehow sour are you?
>>40807546Uh it's different options, Not sour at all, It's just not what i voted for, If i wanted it i would have included it in my vote
>>40807571Just let me get this straight:You'd rather have a 50% chance of having none of what you voted for come to happen just so something else doesn't happen as well, as opposed to conceding half the voters their choice for your staring, considering that eventually the character will have to answer something regardless of humorous silence?
>>40807329A loong stare leaves the lake silent as you try to comprehend everything that just happened, C'mon Oscar think! there's no way this is their way of saying they love you! That just comes straight out of an anime!......wait......Aaaaw this is just what you wanted! a good team building exercise, this was just one big misunderstanding! "I love you too" You say as you look at Leona, since she was the first one to say it!"w-w-w-w-""WHAT?!" Lissa shouts in confusion"Yeah! I love you too Lissa!" Of course I can't leave Lissa out of the group! She's a good friend!"...........""In fact I love you all! C'MERE FOR A GOOD ALL GROUP HUG>POV SWITCHWHAT>POV SWITCHWHAT>POV SWITCHYES....I've still got a chance!>POV SWITCHYES....I STILL HAVE MORE SPACE ON THE CAMERA> And that's it! Check out my twitter for more FIRE EMBLEM ADVENTURE QUEST (estimated date Saturday!)
>>40807638Thanks for runnin, Seeya
>>40807638Yesss, let the warm fuzzy feeling flow through you.Thanks for the run mate!Also Frank best camera bro, gotta beat him up to save all the Leona pics!
>>40807879He will be "Donating" to a worthy cause!
>So now Cheren wants the delta as well?