Paranoid Breaking and Enter EditionArchive: https://archive.moe/_/search/username/Gobble/tripcode/!!5e7vwvXe%2F3r/type/op/orhttps://archive.foolz.us/_/search/username/Gobble/tripcode/!!5e7vwvXe%2F3r/type/op/Twitter: https://twitter.com/GobbleQMPokemon, items, and summary: http://pastebin.com/tSNKt0WmFAQ and general concepts: http://pastebin.com/Ht1Q5E1pAll guides, player knowledge, and smutty stories: http://pastebin.com/u/GobblepokemonThemes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y-ad_74T08Quest theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?x-yt-ts=1422579428&v=YW9QKy6oDkE&x-yt-cl=85114404Recently: You battled and won against the former champion thanks to some great rolls and moves. Robin got a new artificial eye with all sorts of features. You broke into the hospital at night to check on her because you're a crazy person.General rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes or always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as it comes up.Combat involves rolls! Once there's a clear winner, we roll for the move accuracy/crit/secondary effect. Usually it's just three 1d100s. Sometimes you can get a modifier from circumstances, so be creative! Add flair, do tricks with moves, mess with terrain, whatever!Call me out on a mistake and receive an apology butt or suggestive picture.Badges: 8Current Party:Aria (Meloetta)Nibbles (Tyrantrum)Raistlin (Alakazam)Vlad (Crobat)Leviathan (Gyarados)Zappy Dan (Magnezone)Not In Party:Destiny (Kingdra)Trunks (Trevenant)Fel (Butterfree)Devon (Houndoom)
Gobble is kill?
Robin just underwent surgery for her new artificial eye. You want to let go of the weight of the guilt, but you’re not ready yet. Not until she’s recovered and you know for a fact that everything is fine.“Shh,” you tell Robin as you approach and giver her a quick kiss on the forehead.“How did you get in?” Her tone is groggy. She wipes her good eye and watches as you inspect the room.“Huh?” You look under the furniture.“ Oh yeah. I snuck in. Terrible security here. I don’t trust it.”Robin rubs her good eye again and pushes herself up.. “W-why are you wearing a nurse uniform? What a-are you-”“Heeeyyy~” You go back to her. “I just...worried, is all. You,” You gently push her back down into her bed, “need to rest.”Robin doesn’t have the energy to talk you out of staying or ask too many questions. Instead, you tell her about what you’ve been up to, the details of your battle with the ex-champion, your bet, and everything else that’s been going on until she falls asleep.Seeing her sleep is making you feel peaceful. Besides being obviously tired and Someone’s coming! You jump into the bathroom to hide.A huge male nurse comes in and starts checking Robin and the bag hanging above her bed. He hums a tune, checks a chart, the starts preparing needle.>Woah! Come out of hiding and stop him! Grab that needle!>He’s a medical professional. Don’t be a crazy person and just let him do his job.>Come out, pretend to be a nurse and take over. You can fake that, right?>Something else
>>40863658>>He’s a medical professional. Don’t be a crazy person and just let him do his job.I mean if he just came in with a needle and stabbed her? yeah be suspicious, but he went through the procedure and everything
>>40863658>He’s a medical professional. Don’t be a crazy person and just let him do his job.
>>40863658>He’s a medical professional. Don’t be a crazy person and just let him do his job.What do you think happens in hospitals Kat?
>>40863658>>He’s a medical professional. Don’t be a crazy person and just let him do his job.
>>40863658>Woah! Come out of hiding and stop him! Grab that needle!
>>40863658>Come out, pretend to be a nurse and take over. You can fake that, right?You weren't aware that was on her chart, what is he administering?
Magma Admin: 1.04%Rosa: 16.23%Delta girl: .39%Dawn: 9.85%Cynthia: 3.81%Korrina: .52%Serena: 4.97%May: 6.80%Bianca: 3.27%Hilda: 17.67%Elesa: 3.66%Skyla: 5.89%Iris: .78%Roxie: 1.96%Misty: 3.01%Bugsy: .13%Beautiful Lady trainer: .26%Liz: .26%Clair: .52%Sabrina: 1.04%Roxanne: .52%Blue(Leaf): 4.05%Jasmine: .52%Yellow: 1.04%Dawn's Mom: .26%Protag Mom(Either Hilda's or Rosa's): .26%May's Mom: .13%Lyra(Crystal): 1.04%Phoebe: .39%Lass(Trainer): .52%Shanua: 1.05%Maylene: .52%Candice: .13%Gardenia: .13%Aqua Admin: .13%Flannery: .30%Professer Juniper: .26%Professer Fennel: .13%Viola: .26%Whitny: .13%Hex Maniac: .13%Erika: .65%Pokemon Contest Idol: .26%Roxie's Trainer grunt: .39%Team Galatic Gruntette .13%PokeGuys: .26%Red: .13%Red(Gender Bent): .52%Blue(gender bent): .39%Gold(Gender Bent): .13%Kimono Girls: .39%Cissy: .26%Ash crossdressing: .39%Gary crossdressing: .13%Lenora: .13%Black: .13%Black2: .13%Shauntal: .26%Caitlin: .26%Silver: .13%Brenden: .26%Protag from X and Y: .13%Pokemon in disguise: .13%Ace Trainer Female: .39%Janine: .13%Lance: .13%Bidoof with Boobs: .13%Richu with Boobs: .13%Unknown at the time of counting(Google a shit): 1.43%By percentage a breakdown of all the girls gobble has posted>>40863658YOU"RE FUCKING WITH MY NUMBERS AGAIN!
>>40863788Anon please, restrain your autism to pastes if it's that long.
>>40863658>Come out, pretend to be a nurse and take over. You can fake that, right?
>>40863788[Sorry. I spend the voting period looking for new pics]
>>40863835You're just doing it to torment him at this point aren't you?
>>40863835Cute. When does she steal Robin from us?
>>40863867>not stealing her instead
>>40863835Now you're just teasing me aren't you gobble.I'm gonna have to update this shit every thread now.Also do you hate Gary? You only have 1/3 the pictures of him crossdressing when compared to Ash
I'll just leave this here.
>>40863881>Okay are you ready for this job Robin?>W-w-well i-if y-your sure Kat... W-what's it called again?>You're a Honey pot!
Calm down, Kat. You inspected the eye, had Clair clear everyone involved, and broke into the hospital. You’re not going to be a crazy person here.He double checks the chart and medication one more time, then asks her to take up. He administers it and leaves.You pop back out. You check the chart, but it goes over your head.“Kat...” Robin stirs. “I-I’m touched, but I think you’re worrying too much. I-I don’t want to be a burden.”“Sorry,” you tell her, feeling a bit foolish. “You’re not a burden though. You need to stop saying that all the time.” You smile and look over to her patch. “I can’t wait to see how it looks.”She brightens up. “Me too. I want to do something for everyone. I know getting here wasn’t easy.”You playfully and very gently punch her on the arm. “You can start by relaxing. Nobody is waiting on a gesture from you. We just want to see you get better.”Robin smiles and starts to slowly fall asleep again. You wait around until morning until visiting hours open up again, catching a few brief hours of combine sleep from naps.“How’s my favorite patient?”You stir awake. Emma is there with your friends.Emma checks the chart, bag, and machine. Seeming satisfied, she looks to everyone else. “I think we’re good here. I’ll need some alone time with Robin to go over a few things, but we can let her out of here after that. The bandage can come off tomorrow.”Emma interviews Robin for a few minutes, then you all leave out the front door, just like that. You help Robin out of the wheelchair and look out into the bright new day.>Come on, let’s meet the agent. They wanted to talk>Spend the day training with Robin. She has a big match against her mom>Take the day off. Relax at a pool>Talk to Emma before you leave (write-in)>Something else
>>40864371>>Take the day off. Relax at a pool>>Pamper Robin
>>40864371>>Take the day off. Relax at a pool
>>40864371>Come on, let’s meet the agent. They wanted to talk
>>40864371>Take the day off. Relax at a poolJust one day is fine, right?
>>40864371>Take the day off. Relax at a pool
>>40864434yup, backing this
>>40864434All of the pampering!And teasing!And TOTALLY NOT yandere behavior!
>>40864542No yan here anon, just dere all the way.Slightly obsessive perhaps, but still.
>>40864565Hey I ain't sayin yan is a bad thing...
>>40864371>talk to emma, ask about injection.Let's just double check while we still have opportunity to fix horrible mishaps before they happen.
>>40864784Yeah, might as well
>>40864784Nothing to lose. Worst is having to admit we snuck in, which hardly matters.
>>40864784Team paranoia is a go. Backing.>inb4: Kat outs herself for sneaking in
You take Emma aside and ask her about the injection.“So, you broke into here and watched.”You avert your gaze. “Uhh...”Emma sighs. “Well, love makes lawbreakers of a lot of people. I guess I can’t give you too hard of a time, considering how Geno and I were involved with Team Imperium before he changed his mind. Look, it’s fine. She was supposed to get a second round to avoid any complications. Everything went fine.” She eyes you suspiciously. “You have a lot of trust issues with authority, don’t you?”You like Emma, but she’s hard to nail down. One minute she looks like a drunk cougar, the next, she’s a professional and collected surgeon and pilot. “Yeah, I guess I do.”She smiles. “Probably a good thing, but don’t let it control you. People your age have enough to worry about.” Her smile changes from warm to a bit naughty. “Speaking of stress, I’m going to see to my hotel minibar. You should find a way to take the edge off too.”Emma walks off. You go back to your friends.“Let’s take the day off! We’ve had a lot of things going on.”“I think that’s a good idea,” Jeanine says, giving you a knowing look.Robin looks unsure. “You can train if you want. It’s okay.”Truth be told, with the current and former champion and an elite four member all in town, you do feel a small urge to train. Just to be at the top of your game. These are all big fish. “No way!” You put an arm around her. How does she always smell so good? “We all earned a day off.”You all start walking to the local pool spa. You decide you’ll do a little pamperingClair puts her hands behind her back and looks up. “Actually, I think I’ve been taking too many days off. I was thinking of going back to the gym while you get ready for the league.”You catch yourself before missing your next step. “Wait, what?”Jeanine and Vance step in. “We were thinking of leaving for a bit too.”(continued)
>>40865148You whip your head around to them now. You can tell by the way they’re looking that they all talked about this last night.“W-why?” You’re the one stuttering now.Vance puts a hand on your shoulder. “We’re planning on working with some people that aren’t happy about Team Imperium.”Jeanine walks beside you, helping you keep a grip on Robin. “Yeah. Remember the ranger that came by the camp? We ran into him again last night and got to talking.”“Team Imperium’s been ramping things up. Weird stuff. Science equipment, electrical stuff.”“And stealing Pokemon from new trainers.”This is a lot, and out of nowhere. Vance and Jeanine fighting Team Imperium with some rangers? Clair going back to her gym? You can’t relax like this! You don’t want to lose your friends.Your heart begins to pound hard. Robin looks a little sad, but she’s too tired to really make a big deal out of it.>Talk Clair out of it. She doesn't seem to want to go>Talk Vance and Jeanine out of it. That's dangerous!>Drop it for now. Have fun and relax today.>We’ll get back together in three months, right? Wish them all luck and enjoy the day with them>Something else
>>40865200>We’ll get back together in three months, right? Wish them all luck and enjoy the day with them>Call me if you need help.
>>40865200>Talk Clair out of it. She doesn't seem to want to go>Talk Vance and Jeanine out of it. That's dangerous!No one can leave! If they all leave we don't have a family anymore!
>>40865200>Talk Clair out of it. She doesn't seem to want to go
>>40865200>>We’ll get back together in three months, right? Wish them all luck and enjoy the day with themFind booze, have the best goodbye party ever, tell them if we don;t see them in 3 months we will fucking track them down
>>40865200>Talk Clair out of it. She doesn't seem to want to go>Talk Vance and Jeanine out of it. That's dangerous!Kat hasn't had a family before, too possessive tpo give it up now.
>>40865200It happened Kat. They're all sick of you. Robin will leave next. After she's fully recovered of course.
>>40865200>>Talk Clair out of it. She doesn't seem to want to go>>40865250S-stop it!
>>40865200>A-are they sure? That sounds dangerous - and Clair, is she sure that would really be fulfilling? You can always do something elsefor a bit, whatever they want, or if it's about the cameras, you'll get rid of those...
>>40865336Backing, maybe throw in a barely noticeable eye twitchThat everyone totally notices
>>40865305Well based on the photo Gobble has posted.Kat will stare at it blankly trying to remember the good times. She never reverted to being homeless or any of that tripe. She's a champion, she has money, power, etc.Unfortunately she's alone.
>>40865200>Guys... it's the cameras, isn't it? I'm sorry. I understand. ...Be careful. We've all seen what Team Imperium can do. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
>>40865200>We’ll get back together in three months, right? Wish them all luck and enjoy the day with them
Oh god claire's going to pick up on our incredible emotional turmoil isn't she? I doubt we can keep ourselves from "shouting" right now
>>40865200>Talk Clair out of it. She doesn't seem to want to go>Talk Vance and Jeanine out of it. That's dangerous!
>>40865200>Drop it for now. Have fun and relax today.>We’ll get back together in three months, right? Wish them all luck and enjoy the day with themletitgo.jpg
>>40865200>We’ll get back together in three months, right? Wish them all luck and enjoy the day with themIf you love them, let them go, because if they love you back, they will come back.
>>40865200>Drop it for now. Have fun and relax today.>We’ll get back together in three months, right? Wish them all luck and enjoy the day with them
Gobble is kill
>>40866119Gobble IS killl?
>>40865947Christ I hate sayings like that.
Your eyes lose focus for a second and your mouth feels dry. You need to get control of the situation. You’ve never really had friends before. Do they separate for months at a time? If you ask them to say, will they think you’re being too clingy? Are they sick of you?Robin helps you sit down on a park bench, but you catch her and try to help her sit down instead. She’s weak right now. You have to help her. You have to help everyone so they like you.You and Robin both awkwardly hold each other, half standing, half sitting on a bench. You laugh, but it comes out sounding a little too loud and a bit crazy.“Is it the cameras? I'm sorry. I understand.” You try to control your panic. You can fix this.Vance looks at the others, then back to your. “Kat, we’re not running away from you or Robin. It’s not the cameras or anything else.”“It’s okay,” Jeanine helps you both lower down. “We justClair leans down. “This isn’t the breaking of the fellowship. I just...We just have responsibilities.”You take a deep breath and try to get some moisture into your mouth. “You don’t sound really convinced about that.”Clair steps back. “Well...I don’t... I mean, I need to run my own gym.”“But you don’t sound like you want to,” Robin helps you out.“I just... I don’t know. I thought the whole system was different when I started. But I can’t just never be there.”“What about you two?” You turn to Jeanine and Vance. “Isn’t that dangerous?”Jeanine leans against Vance. “Well, I can’t let this guy go on his own.”He looks to her, confused. “I’m going because I didn’t want to let you go alone.”Doubt and confusion descend on everyone. Vance and Jeanine lose confidence in their plan, Clair sits down next to your and Robin and mutters about not knowing what to do.(continued)
>>40866277This kills the kat.
>>40866277Way to bring everyone down guys
>>40866362Hey, Kat isn't that good at controlling her hang-ups.
Lets not live up to what Robin's Mom thinks of us, just a heads up
>>40866361Stop that.>>40866362Probably better to hash it out now why they're here rather than freak out after they leave.
>>40866277“Guys. Guys!” You get everyone’s attention. “We’ll all get back together in three months, right?”Everyone gives a positive answer. "We have something that will last a lifetime," Vance says firmly. Everyone gets a little misty eyed at that.You feel a massive weight lifting off your shoulders. You open yourself up. You owe it to your friends to let them know how you feel. “I don’t want to lose anybody, but I don’t want to stand in the way of anything you want to do.” You swallow. “I don’t know how a lot of this works. But, I know how I feel about you guys. A little time and space won't change anything.”Everyone has a bit of a hug moment. Clair, Vance, and Jeanine all don’t seem to be too sure about their plans now, so you guess it’ll be revisited later.“Come on, let’s have some fun today, okay?”Everyone can agree to that. You head into the spa.>Get everyone and all the Pokemon the biggest, most relaxingest makeover package. May cut down on talking time, but it's a nice treat>In and out, then let’s have a paaaarty!>Go over the movie and merchandising deal Erin leaked to you. They could all get rich>Just have a typical day with light teasing, jokes, and memories>Something else
>>40866499>Get everyone and all the Pokemon the biggest, most relaxingest makeover package. May cut down on talking time, but it's a nice treat
>>40866499>Get everyone and all the Pokemon the biggest, most relaxingest makeover package. May cut down on talking time, but it's a nice treatReally don't want to get sloshed.
>>40866499>>Just have a typical day with light teasing, jokes, and memories
>>40866499>Get everyone and all the Pokemon the biggest, most relaxingest makeover package. May cut down on talking time, but it's a nice treatThen out for a nice dinner where we can talk and joke and what have you
>>40866499>>Get everyone and all the Pokemon the biggest, most relaxingest makeover package. May cut down on talking time, but it's a nice treat
>>40866499>Get everyone and all the Pokemon the biggest, most relaxingest makeover package. May cut down on talking time, but it's a nice treat.
>>40866499>Get everyone and all the Pokemon the biggest, most relaxingest makeover package. May cut down on talking time, but it's a nice treatWe party a lot anyway.
>>40866499>Get everyone and all the Pokemon the biggest, most relaxingest makeover package. May cut down on talking time, but it's a nice treatEspecially Robin.
You splurge and treat everyone. The spa even has a PC where you can cycle your other Pokemon in so nobody misses out.You can see the stress melting off everyone. From you to Robin to Vance, Clair and Jeanine, to Aria and Vlad, Dan, Machoke, Sylveon, Creed, and all the others.It’s good to have money. Skilled hands knead away a knot in your shoulder, and someone brings you scented tea.You glance over to your Butterfree. “Hey Fel, you’re looking relaxed.”Someone massages Fel’s wings. Various powders gather at his feet, but someone quickly sweeps them away with gloved hands.You look over to Robin. “You’re too good to me.” Her tiny, bare shoulders shine with the message oil. Someone else works on her nails.“Too good to all of us,” Jeanine says, smiling.You turn back to look at Fel. Looks like the person clearing his powder left for a second.Uh oh. Sneasel is right next to him and he’s going to sneeze! That powder will cover everyone!>Get up and wave your towel at the powder, sending it flying at Levi’s little pool. Better her than everyone>Throw something at Sneasel to change the angle of the sneeze. It’ll hurt, but hopefully Sneasel will understand>Dive to cover Sneasel’s mouth (medium)>Scramble for Sneasel’s Pokeball! Hurry! (hard)>Something else
>>40867138>>Dive to cover Sneasel’s mouth (medium)
>>40867138>Dive to cover Sneasel’s mouth (medium)
>>40867138>Dive to cover Sneasel’s mouth (medium)Wonder what powder it'll be. Sleep, poison?
>>40867138>Just relax and embrace the inevitable
>>40867312You gotta fight! What if it's poison!?
[Give me three 1d100 rolls please!]
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>40867402
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>40867402
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>40867402
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>40867402
At least we got 51
You dive to cover Sneasel’s mouth. Your body is too relaxed and your movements are sluggish. You stumble into his path. You know you’ll be too late to stop all of it.You end up taking a faceful of poison powder.“K-Kat!” Robin starts to get up.“There’s an antidote in my bag.” Vance barely moves.You go into his bag and fetch it out, then take it casually. The staff looks extremely alarmed, but besides Robin who is worried on an instinctual level. nobody else is treating it like a big deal.“Kat probably has an immunity by now,” Jeanine jokes to the spa staff.Well, you’re glad it didn’t ruin the mood, but you still don’t exactly like getting poisoned.You’re handed a hot towel to wipe yourself down. “We should probably have our first aid people check, just in case. We’re very sorry!”You try to wave them off, but eventually you just let them take you to the next room. You have all day. They lead you down the hall.You pause in front of a room with your staff escort. She looks embarrassed. “Oh. I forgot the key. I’m really sorry about that, I was on powder duty too. I... Oh boy. It’s my first day.” She sighs. “My boss is going to kill me for screwing up again. I'm so fired.”>Well it should be her last day! If that powder got on Robin instead you’d be throwing a huge fit>Don’t worry about it. Mistakes happen.>Pick the lock for her.>Something else
>>40868133>>Don’t worry about it. Mistakes happen.>>Pick the lock for her.
>>40868133>>Don’t worry about it. Mistakes happen.
>>40868133>Don’t worry about it. Mistakes happen.>Pick the lock for her.
>>40868133>Pick the lock for her.Kat knows that feel
>>40868133>Pick the lock for her.
She’s about your age, build, and height. You can’t help but feel sympathy for her. “Don’t worry about it,” you squeeze by her and start examining the door handle. “Hey, can I borrow that hairpin?”“Huh? Yeah. Yeah, okay.” She takes it out of her hair and gives it to you. “Are you sure? I mean, it was lucky your friend had an antidote, but I really blew it. Your Butterfree just sheds way more powder than I expected and-”*click*You swing open the door. “Like I said, mistakes happen. It’s fine.”She blinks for a second, then lights up. “That’s amazing!” She leads you into the room. “You’re really down to Earth. I always thought big celebrities would be all snooty.”Big celebrity? You? “Uh, thanks! I don’t think I’m that big though.”“I’d totally ask for your autograph if they didn’t make us sign a thing saying we wouldn’t.” She sits you down on a medical bed. “I’ll go you a bottle of water. The medic should be a few minutes.”You sit in the room for a bit and look around. First aid rooms are always so sterile. You guess they’re supposed to be, but it still makes you a little uneasy.You glance down the hall and see a door just a little ajar. It’s Robin’s mom! Her and her Pokemon are getting the spa treatment too!Her clothes and handbag are in a pile near the door. It’s risky, but if you’re really careful you could swipe that journal that’s slightly sticking out from it.>Pretend you didn’t see her. You don’t need this right now>Try to swipe the journal>Go in there and warn her not to pull anything with her match with Robin>Something else
>>40868693>Pretend you didn’t see her. You don’t need this right now
>>40868693>>Pretend you didn’t see her. You don’t need this right nowBut out of curiosity what pokemon are with her?
>>40868693>>Pretend you didn’t see her. You don’t need this right now
>>40868693>Try to swipe the journalWell I gotta sleep at least, thanks for running!
>>40868693Sneak off and score some private time with her, she's kinky, you know she'll dom you better than Robin ever could. You'll be mewling your own name like a pokemon in no time.
>>40868693Try and see what her pokemon are. To be honest, I'm kind of surprised she'd go for a spa, given her whole RULES OF NATURE thing.
>>40868794Non-cannon lewdbin when?
>>40868896I didnt know I wanted this until just now
>>40868896When Gobble has time to write it.
You’re a little curious. You don’t want to have a confrontation or take any risks, so you just look into the door at an angle she won’t be able to see you at.Huh. She’s just sitting in a chair while staring at something. It’s a Pokemon, but you can’t see it from this angle.“No? This isn’t helping you relax at all? My, you are an enigma. I’ve never had so much trouble coaxing a Pokemon’s ultimate form before. I don’t normally come to places like this, you know.”You don’t hear a response. You lean in just a tiny bit closer. She has a Gengar on one side of her, a Blaziken on the other, but you still can’t see whoever it is she’s talking to.A tail casually whip into view and your heart skips a beat.You have no idea why, but just seeing that little bit fills you with terror. There’s just something so... unnatural about it.You know what, this is probably not worth the risk. You start to slink back.“Ah, there you are,” the medic approaches from down the hall. he pauses and closes the door. You can tell he didn’t see you looking, but you guess they value privacy here. “Well, you’re skin and eyes are looking okay, but let’s just be certain.”He gives you a quick examination in the first aid room, then gives you the all clear.You head back to the room where your friends are. Looks like things are just wrapping up.>Let’s all get ice cream! Just have fun for the rest of the day.>Tell them what you saw. We can make a plan>Tell Robin she should cancel her fight with her mom. Something’s not right>Something else
>>40869496She's got a Mewtwo
>>40869496>>Let’s all get ice cream! Just have fun for the rest of the day.
>>40869496>Tell Robin she should cancel her fight with her mom. Something’s not right
>>40869532She's got THE Mewtwo.
>>40869496>Tell Robin she should cancel her fight with her mom. Something’s not rightRobin, your mother has Mewtwo!
>>40869496>Tell Robin she should cancel her fight with her mom. Something’s not rightRobin she has a legendary, and she can mega-evolve it.
>>40869496>Tell Robin she should cancel her fight with her mom. Something’s not rightCALL IT OFF NOTHING GOOD CAN COME FROM IT WIN OR LOSE
>>40869496>>Tell them what you saw. We can make a planAlso>you’re skin and eyes>you'reGobble, pls.
>>40869632Fucking idiot>>40869496>Tell Robin she should cancel her fight with her mom. Something’s not right
>>40869496>Tell them what you saw. We can make a plan
>>40869656>Oh no, this fight might be a challenge. We should just run away with our tail in between our legs and never let Robin have her showdown.
>>40869605>>40869595I don't think we know what a Mewtwo even is. Like how would that even work? Were there multiple projects of making Mewtwos done by different organizations? Did the original learn how to make spawn somehow?
>>40869707While I feel like knowing specifcally how fucked we are is metagaming, you're really being stupidly optimistic. Mega Mewtwo exceeds Arceus himself in power. We don't stand a chance against him, and I'm not sure anyone can outsmart him.
>>40869728Anything that can makes Kat feel fear from a glimpse is a legendary.
>>40869707>might be a challengeSir, do you know what mewtwo is? He was literally an artificial lifeform created to be the strongest pokemon ever, he now in the hands of the most skilled trainer alive, I don't want to fight that you raging dumbfuck
>>40869728we know what a mewtwo is, we studied legendaries and have dreams about them all the time.
>>40869776>>40869813>Mewtwo is da best evah She can't even Mega Evolve it
>>40869707I don't think you understand, mega mewtwo can be summed up in two wordsutter devastation.
>>40869815Like I said, how? I mean what legends did he inspire? Is there grainy footage on the poke-net of his rampages? A trail of corpses?
>>40869847True, and that's a good thing, since it means that Mewtwo and her don't see things eye to eye. But even without being mega-evolved, he's still kind of a big fucking deal. Like you remember how much trouble beating a Meloetta was?
I know voting period is over, but I have an idea. What if we tell Robin that she has Mewtwo, and she were to use him in the battle, Robin is to insult her mother for needing a legendary to beat her own daughter?
>>40869847Yet, key word is yet, she's very likely to figure it out soon, and even if she doesn't mewtwo is still one of the single most powerful pokemon in existence, in the hands of someone who is recognized as the single most skilled trainer in existence, Robin can't win that fight.
>>40869880you're kind of being a fag here, the option to call it off was given and thats the option people are taking.
>>40869937>Robin can't win that fight.Then why is she even a trainer? We are 8 badges in now and shits gonna get real from this point on. If nothing else she can learn from this fight.
>>40869936Yeah that'll show her...
>>40869983Except her mother is going to use this as a way to drive a wedge between Robin and Kat and force her own crazy philisophy on Robin.
>>40869956I'm asking you to stop metagaming you chucklefuck.
>>40870011But she has no respect for her mother
>>40869983There's kind of a differance between>Okay yeah, shit's getting real good thing we have time to train for itand>Hey I have an idea, why don't you fight an opponent who is incredibly stronger than you right now?Robin will get her chance later, when she'll actually stand a decent chance against her mother. At this point I'm pretty sure we couldn't beat her if the two of us fought her together, that'll only get worse if she manages to mega-evolve mewtwo. We need to get stronger if either of us is going to stand a chance.
>>40870034How about you stop reverse-metagaming and going headlong into things you know are dangerous you cuntasaurous rex.
>>40869496>Tell them what you saw. We can make a plan>Tell Robin she should cancel her fight with her mom. Something’s not right>Tell them we should steal her mom's clothes and purse.
>>40870085I don't particularly want Robin to fight her mother, I just think that we have insufficient grounds to cancel it without in character lacking faith in Robin's abilities. Like Kat does not in-character know that Mewtwo is beyond strength and strategy, even if Robin's mom can't sync with him.
>>40870054Robin already agreed to be trained for three months by her mom if/when she loses.
>>40870145Her mother said she would train her if she lost but Robin never said anything about agreeing to it
>>40870184Robins mother doesn't seem like the type to care about other people's opinion.
>>40870184Then her mother has mewtwo puppet Robin into agreeing.
>>40870184Her mother also has a Mewtwo.
>>40870184You are aware Mewtwo has mindcontrol powers, right? He's kind of OP as hell if you think about it.
>>40870122I honestly dont care that she has Mewtwo, I always wanted her to keep the fuck away from her mom because literaly nothing good can come from it. you also just literaly admited you were doing the stupid option on purpous as if Kat needs a reason and cant just hate her moms guts and think its a bad idea (which it clearly is).
gobble a dead
>>40870232>>40870248>>40870257>>40870289We have our own psychics and we would know if she tried anything like thatAnd there would be no point to even training her if she was just gonna puppet her along
>>40870361I don't know, this whole plot element seems ugly, but I can't really see any way to avoid it.
>>40870361Training her is an excuse to get her close and an explanation to take her away with her, its all a mind control sham.
>>40870361Let me put it to you this way, in terms of mental power, as accurately as I can.>Your average human, is a stick>Claire, is a rifle>Raistlin, is a bazooka>Mewtwo, is a Nuclear bomb>Mega-evolved Mewtwo, is the deathstar
Honestly I'd rather everyone just tell Robins mom to fuck off and we never see her outside of her being the champ again.
>>40870423Clair could be like an RPG
>>40870423>>Claire, is a rifle>>Raistlin, is a bazookaDebateable
>>40870390>>40870412You are just letting paranoia get to youThere isn't always an evil plot
>>40870482Claure could hardly reach the full potential Raistlin is capable of.
>>40870493I was naive like you, then I took an arrow to the eye. And wasn't a princess.
>>40870450>>40870482>>40870521I ranked Claire lower then raistlin in terms of affect on the world around them, while Claire is more skilled at things like telepathy, and can even mind-jack with some difficulty, Raistlin is actively capable of manipulating and influencing the world around him, his telekinesis for examaple
>>40870423I'd say Clair can top Raistlin in terms of raw power. She's capable of mind-jacking (Royal Family asshole guard) when she's "just" action on impulse, not actually focusing.
>>40870493>There isn't always an evil plotyeah but its Robins mom and Mewtwo, now of all times is the one where there is indesputably an evil plot.
>>40870521That's because we can't Mega-Evolve her.Or can we?
>>40870576>I'd say Clair can top Raistlin in terms of raw power.In telepathy, yes. Not in any other field of psionics.
>>40870565well if thats what you were basing it on then any pokemon is above clair because it basicaly has superpowers.
Everything is Mega-able.
>>40870565So yeah when Claire learns to solidify her thoughts and beat people over the head with them, I'll put her on par with Raistlin>>40870630That's basically the point I was trying to make yeah
>>40870586She isn't evil thoughJust a bitch and while a bitch is a bitch I think even she will draw the line before mindrape and kidnapping
>>40870700It's not kidnapping it's her daughter. Mindrape? She's just helping her make the right choices.
>>40870700eh, I don't know, we really don't know enough about her, she could very well be working with hornbeam.I just had a terrifying thought, if Hornbeam gets his hands on mega-mewtwo he'll be able to go through with his big psychic power-transfer plan easily
Your mind keeps going back to that tail.. It’s the oddest thing.If she’s trying something she normally doesn’t like coming here, then she must be getting desperate. She mega-evolved a Beedrill after just catching it, and she seemed to believe she could even make your own Pokemon mega-evolve. What makes this one so different?You shake your head. Whatever it was, it was just a Pokemon. Something is seriously wrong about it, but it’s still just a Pokemon.“Are you okay?” Vance’s eye’s try to assess you. The others start to look to you too.Devon comes up and licks your face. He seems worried about you.“Fine. Just...Robin, I saw your mom just now.” You put a hand up. “She didn’t see me. She’s training a Pokemon. Trying to get it to relax I guess. It’s... the whole thing is weird. I can’t explain it, but you can’t fight her. Something isn’t right.”Robin looks at you in silence for a few seconds. “I’m going to fight her.” Her firmness surprises you. “But if you think this is a trap, then I’ll do it at the league instead.”That’s all that needs to be said. You’re both trusting your gut on this. You still wouldn't be able to justify it in just words. You don’t doubt Robin, you just can’t see this turning out good. You know more than most people that the best way to beat a scam is to not get involved in the first place.Robin suddenly becomes self-conscious of everyone looking at her. She shyly hides behind you. With the bandage, she seems even more helpless than normal.(continued)
>>40870774HUG THE ROBIN! DO IT NOW!
>>40870774>Kat.. I agreed. I have to go with her. We'll see each other again! In a few months! I promise!>Kat is literally left alone>Robin comes back.. changed.. Claire can't make it her duties at the gym are keeping her busy.. Vance and Jeanine show but they're totally obsessed with one another and she's a third wheel.
>>40870774You take the lead again and give Robin and one armed hug as you address everyone else. “Let’s relax back at the hotel. We’ll order in.”Just as you leave the spa, you see the agent from Devon Corp approaching. Damnit! Was he waiting outside for you?“Robin! You’re looking amazing! They told me it went well.” He starts producing some papers and focuses his attention back to you. “Look, I don’t waste your time and I won’t play games. We want you. All of your. Kat, you and your Meloetta are already big stars. Robin, you’ve got a big following too. The rest of you are all showing well in different demographics.”You see everyone’s eyes go wide as they look at the papers. You peak over and look at them yourself.Erin wasn’t kidding! That’s a big paycheck. Stupidly big.And you also see that your friends’ contracts don’t actually require them to do anything. They basically just get fancy titles and an absurd paycheck as long as you sign up. He’s using them to pressure you.“Three months of your time, Kat,” the agent begins. “We need to strike while it’s hot.” He puts an arm around your shoulder, but your pull it off. He keeps talking like nothing happened. “You’re good, kid. Great, even, but there’s only one champ. If you don’t win, then what? With this, you and your friends have a guaranteed future.”He does make a good point, slimy as he is.“Just think about it, Kat. You have fame and fortune and all it takes is 90 days. It’s everything everyone going for the league wants. The only difference is you have it in your pocket without any risk.”>No thanks.>You’ll think about it. This is a lot of money for your friends too>Sign it, assuming Robin and Clair don’t see anything you didn’t>Something else.
>>40870885>>You’ll think about it. This is a lot of money for your friends too
>>40870885>You’ll think about it. This is a lot of money for your friends too
>>40870885You know I never really noticed how much his hat changed>You’ll think about it. This is a lot of money for your friends too
>>40870885>>You’ll think about it. This is a lot of money for your friends tooWe'll need to go over it. Carefully.
>>40870885>Sign it, assuming Robin and Clair don’t see anything you didn’tI don't know, I like the whole being on a tv show thing, I don't have any problems with it.
>>40870885>>You’ll think about it. This is a lot of money for your friends tooThat's 3 months of training all on camera for the competition to watch
>>40870885>You’ll think about it. This is a lot of money for your friends tooThis is our day off, we'll decide tomorrow
>>40869617[Did I post this one yet?]
>>40870970Huh, we should bring that up. That we understand we're not a sure thing, but feel like it might still stop us from giving our best performance. Though maybe that's the ultimate test of just how good we are, that we'll still be able to win even with all our cards face-up?
>>40870885>You'll think about it. This is a lot of money for your friends tooTalk about it with them.
>>40871019Stat anon here, no you have not
>>40871019Post more moms please. Also would you do the Robins mom doming us that other guy mentioned if you can please?
>>40871083I'd rather have us domming her but whatevs
>>40870885Is it just me, or is this the big Timeskip Solution for a power-up that you see so much in Manga?
>>40870885>>You’ll think about it. This is a lot of money for your friends too>singing something you didn't read twice over
>>40871083[Yeah, I could write a non-canon lewdbin with Kat and the champ. Could throw in Robin too if people want. I'm down for whatever.]
>>40871186Yeah. Kat being dommed by evil mom sounds awesome.
>>40871186I'd rather not. That woman is too nutso for it to be any good
>>40871106I personaly cant see Kat Doming her with the personality she has and Robins mom would probably be way better at it anyway.
>>40871186I want the champ domming Kat and then Robin comes in disgusted and doms Kat too
>>40871139That is adorable what's it from?>>40871209If you don't like it you don't have to read it dude. Let em' have their weird smut.
>>40871250Pretty sure it's from a new video game called splatoon, but I'm not the poster so I don't know
>>40871186>>40871207>>40871236>>40871268Stop Kat abuse!Do it Gobble! Dooo iiit!
>>40871186Either Kat being domed solo by mom or mom and Robin both doming Kat would be nice.
>>40871302looks like splatoon art to me
>>40871250>he doesn't know about SplatoonOh boy, you're in for a ride.
>>40871340>>40871302>>40871372Welp.. apparently I need a Wii u.Because fuck my wallet.
>>40871399Yeah it sucks, fortunately I have access to the glory that is other people playing it on youtube, not exactly the same, but I can't spare the cash
>>40871399ehh, i think they're doing a console version
>>40871186What if Robin's mom does a "training session" with her to work on her obediance. Maybe have Robin off to the side taking it seriously and writing down notes on how to be a better trainer like it was a real lesson.
>>40871428Besides, the best thing about the game is fan art anyway.
>>40871509NONONONONONOOOOThat will just lead to Robin either fighting and getting kerb-stomped by or becoming like her Mum. Either way, BAD END
>>40871563He's talking about the lewd bin you tard.As in Robin watches her mother train Kat to be obedient. And Robin sits nearby taking notes!
“I’ll think about it,” you fold it up and put it in our pocket. “But today is our day off.”He smiles. He looks happy to have his hooks in you, if just a little. “Well then. I don’t want to get in the way of any leisure time.” He bows out of the way. “There are a lot of great things to do in town. Even more when you have the money.”He leaves you with that.You and your friends and current Pokemon head to the hotel and relax. You order in food and just generally take it easy. There’s a few jokes, a heated debate over who would win between fictional characters, talk about favorite and hated foods, and a lot of treats and cuddling with the Pokemon. It’s a great little escape from reality. Nobody brings up anything important that’s going on. Not right now. It’s not needed.You wish every day could be like this. The day turns into night and everyone decides to just sleep in the same giant room.You wake up the next morning in a pile of people and Pokemon, wrapped by Levi. You crawl out and accidentally pull her long face mustache thing. She flinches a bit and looks annoyed, but doesn’t go on a rampage like you’d expect when you first met her.Everyone else slowly gets up and chows down on leftovers for breakfast. It’s time to face reality today.>Hey wait, Robin can take her bandage off now. What are we waiting for?>Let’s talk about that contract>You should go meet Robin’s mom and tell her the match is off before she comes looking>Come on Vance. Let’s train>Something else
>>40871563you know im talking about the non-cannon lwedbin right? I cant see how Kat getting Dommed by Robin's mom while Robin watches and takes notes could be bad.
>>40871726>>Hey wait, Robin can take her bandage off now. What are we waiting for?>>Let’s talk about that contract
>>40871726>Hey wait, Robin can take her bandage off now. What are we waiting for?>Let's talk about the contractNo reason not to do both
>>40871726>Hey wait, Robin can take her bandage off now. What are we waiting for?>Let’s talk about that contract
>>40871726>>Let’s talk about that contract
>>40871726>Hey wait, Robin can take her bandage off now. What are we waiting for?
>>40871726>>Hey wait, Robin can take her bandage off now. What are we waiting for?Start, with this. Then move onto the contract
>>40871726>Let’s talk about that contract
>>40871726>>Hey wait, Robin can take her bandage off now. What are we waiting for?Whats the secret lazer word, is is antiquing
>>40871858It had better be 'Kat'
>>40871883But then we would have to worry about lasers all the timeEspecially during lewd moments
>>40871989>Implying that that would not lead to the funniest lewdbin ever
>>40871989"I love you Robin" you say looking deeply into each others eyes."I love you too Kat-"BRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>40872081Wait hang on. Key issue here. GOBBLE! HOW STRONG IS THE LAZER?
>YFW the laser activation word doesnt work when she stutters
>>40871858Robin is a smart one, she can come upwith some obscure word that you'll never use in a conversation. No risk of setting it off by accident.
>>40872134Prety sure he said its nothing worse than light burns, but the people were shooting lasers at dont know that.>>40872147Yeak, it's probably something like "R-r-r-robin BEAM"
>>40872210I was thinking more along the lines of anatidaephobia, but that works too.
>>40872216wot. is dat english?
You nudge Robin. “How’s your eye?”It feels weird to ask that question.She lights up. “Omigosh!” she starts unwrapping it right away. You almost stop her so you can invite everyone over, but you can’t bring yourself to do it. Instead, you steer her to a mirror and motion everyone overShe unravels it all the way off. You stare for a second.It looks just like the day you met her.No, that’s not true. There’s a confidence there now. But the eye, it’s so real. It’s so-It shifts. Her pupil takes the shape of a heart.“H-how does it look?”>It looks beautiful>Hey, can you see through clothes with the different settings?>Suggest a different shape>Suggest a word for the laser
>>40872216This one totally works.>Hornbeam tries to kidnap Robin while explaining his next plot.>"L-let me go, you blatherskite!">"Foolish girl, don't insul... AAAAARRRRGGGGHH!"
>>40872311>It looks beautiful>Try not to cry>CryTotally recover with >Hey, can you see through clothes with the different settings?
>>40872311>It looks beautiful
>>40872311dammit, I was just about to say Gobble is Kill.On the other hand, that is extremely HNGGGGG~>suggest a different shape: a tiny robin (the bird)
>>40872247it was Gizmoduck's code word in Duck TalesGryo made it the activation code thinking that no one would ever use it
>>40872311>>It looks beautiful>>Hey, can you see through clothes with the different settings?
>>40872311>Her pupil takes the shape of a heart.My only weakness!
>>40872340this, do this
>>40872311>>It looks beautiful>It shifts. Her pupil takes the shape of a heart.Thats my fetish.
>>40872410We have achieved consensus.
>>40872340Yeah i'm thinkin this
>That feel when everyone backs your write in.Thanks guys.
>>40872799You did good anon, you did good.
More to the point, where is Gobble?<s>Gobble is Kill?</s>
>>40872945it's only be 24 minutes anon
>>40872945>>40872986Gobble is kill
>>40872997I hope that actually works. 24 mins is quite a long time to write a few hundred words.
>>40873018It's on par for Gobble
You try to focus, but your eyes are watering. A massive lump presses on your throat.Robin changes it back to just a normal eye. Looks like she can just do that at will. “It.-” you sniffle. “It’s beautiful. It looks so real.” Your voice is cracking. You can’t stop it. Robin turns away from the mirror and to you. Her eyes water too.Both of them.She presses her forehead to yours. You fight so hard to stop the tears, but they just keep forcing their way out.You look over to Jeanine, Vance, and Clair. They come in for a group hug and you just stop fighting it. You lose yourself in a sea of tears and arms. You hear yourself bawling into Robin’s chest.You can see the others through the murky pools clouding your vision. Jeanine is crying, Vance is crying. Even Clair is all misty eyed. She mutters something about everyone else shouting their emotions, but you know she can filter it out unless she’s drunk.You can’t believe it’s real. You’re going to wake up any second, or Robin’s going to morph into your asshole dream self. Or Hornbeam’s voice is going to project out of it while he brags about bugging it.But none of that happens. You look Robin in both eyes and one of them flashes a message. “Thank you! <3”You laugh and wipe an embarrassing amount of snot from your face.“So,” you wipe more tears away, “can you see through clothes?”Robin jokingly makes a camera pose with her fingers and looks at everyone. After a second, she turns an intense red. “N-no...?”Everyone laughs, seeing through her obvious lie.(Continued)
>>40873154You have some more fun, but eventually you have to move on to the topic of the Devon Corp contract. From a brief overview, you see that you’d be really busy, leaving little time for training.Your friends would get enough money to never work again. You’d get enough money to be really, really eccentric and never have to care.>You have another question about it>You should put it to a vote. Everyone has a stake in this>No deal. You need time to train for the league>You’ll decide later. You have other options you want to explore>Let’s do this! ou left for fame and fortune in the first place>Something else
>>40873184>>You should put it to a vote. Everyone has a stake in this
>>40873184>You should put it to a vote. Everyone has a stake in this
>>40873184>You have another question about itWhat sort of things would we be busy doing?Who do they want on camera? Just us, just us and Robin, or everyone?
>>40873184>No deal. You need time to train for the leagueLeague first. We set out to be the very best, like no one ever was.Not to be a celebrity. That can come after.
>>40873154Gobble...You may be capable of being a sadistic bastard sometimes, but holy fuck man, you know how to pull at a heartstring
>>40873284I dono. The text message in the eye ruined it for me.
>>40873278We set out to prove we wer't nobody, or just because we could, something like that.
>>40873266[Kat would be doing a movie as an actress, releasing an album, doing commercials for networks airing her show, and touring talk shows to promote herself. Everyone else gets producer credits but technically get paid even if they never show up to work a single day. They just included your friends so you'd feel pressured to get them set for life]
>>40873385And this would be covered in a time-skip?With at least one lewdbin of us and robin?
>>40873184>No deal. You need time to train for the league
>>40873385>Kat would be doing a movie as an actress, releasing an album, doing commercials for networks airing her show, and touring talk shows to promote herselfSo all the things we told them we didn't want to do when they first signed us?
>>40873436[Yeah. I won't make you RP it for 30 sessions.]
>>40873385Will it leave us time to train ?
>>40873385Can't we negotiate a little here, maybe ditch the commercials, talk shows, and scheduled touring?
>>40873385Ugh. I know this is both a good and a bad idea. We'll lose all our fighting fit ability. But if we say no, we'll piss of Devon Corp.
>>40873385Pokemon training would suffer immensely.
>>40873463If we don't do it will there still be a time skip?
>>40873470We don't need to fight anymore. We'll give up on our dream for league champ and let Robin take that role to become the true pokemon master.Robin will grow bored with us. And follow in her mothers footsteps.
>>40873508Which will end the quest. Something I distinctly want to avoid
>>40873484[Depends on what you do. Generally we're looking a timeskip, or a series of timeskips between votes. We won't do one day at a time for 90 days]
Well I for one say screw Devon (in the nicest way possible) and not sign.We need our training and adventuringand our Porygon
>>40873467[Not much. Training would suffer a lot.]
>>40873588Oh yah, we need to extract our porygon.Ring up Professor Fir and ask him to scan the pokedex once we're done here. And have him do it without a data link so the darn thing can't escape
>>40873621I'd rather us take care of it ourselves
>>40873596To be fair: It's three months, we could catch up the slack afterward, and we'd literally be set for life, we don't have a job or any sort of obligation, I personally think we should do it.
>>40873654it's 3 months until the League so if we skimp on the training we are gonna have a tough time
>>40873677aaaah, now I see.
>>40873677Also the quest will probably end after the League, or at least trigger the end game.
>>40873747I'd much rather have maximum punching capacity. There's no reason that we can't do the contract AFTER the league, is there? Have the best of both worlds?
>>40873747>Also the quest will probably end after the League,We still have Hornbrew and Imperium to deal with
>>40873819Unless they make an appearance during the league and that's when we end them once and for all
>>40873385I realy dont want to sign it if its all that stuf. I would much reather it be the camera crew sticks around and we allow merchandising of our face and stuff, we dont have time to do actress and tv stuff, it sounds realy unapealing realy.
>>40873838Agreed. However, we don't want to piss off Devon Corp. >>40873781Seconding, with the condition that we try and work the contract down to more what we want.
During the timeskip, one thing i REALLY want to do is find not!Red and get training from him. That should really improve our fighting power.
>>40873959>not!RedWhy not just find actual Red?
>>40873997I'm pretty sure we're talking about the same person, the former champ
>>40873781They want to strike while the iron is hotIn three months we will have be yesterdays news, especially if we lose at the League.
>>40874058We'll still have the regular crew with us over the three months, right? We won't die off. And if we win at the league, our Popularity will be tenfold what it is now. They'll be much more eager then.
>>40873184>No deal. You need time to train for the leagueTime to train for the league and our promise to Robin!
>>40873184>No deal. You need time to train for the league.Explain the situation and promise them that you'll come back after the league - we'll be much more famous if we win.Also, supporting >>40873959
“I think we should put this to a vote.”“I don’t think that’s fair to you,” Vance says. “It’s obvious what they’re doing. And it’s wrong. They want to guilt you into this.”“I don’t think it’s fair to us,” Clair says. “If we vote no, I don’t want to be resented if Kat loses and misses out on all this money. If we vote yes, I don’t want to be resented because she didn’t have time to train.” She leans back. “But if you’re asking us to vote, you don’t want that responsibility either. I vote yes.”Jeanine leans back. “I vote no. Kat, I don’t think you want this. I also don’t think you want this.”You look to Robin. “I can’t vote yes. I can’t vote no either. I don’t know.”That’s one yes, one no, two abstaining.There’s a knock at the door. You put this on hold and go answer it. You find Vernon there.“I came to see Robin,” he tells you. “To see if she’d make a good pupil. I also wanted to see if you want to join us.”Before you can answer, Kat’s mom appears behind him. “Robin,” she pushes passed Vernon like he’s nothing. “You’re fixed. Good. I have business I need to attend to. Come, let’s have our match.”“I-I’m not battling you,” Robin says. “Not until the league.”Her mom’s eyes darken and narrow. “What?”“I talked to Kat and-”“Kat.” She repeats and glares at you. “Fine. If my daughter can’t even accept a simple challenge, then maybe I’m wrong about her. Maybe I should offer you that challenge instead.”(continued)
>>40874270Vernon tries to push back in. “Hold on a minute.”“I need you both to back up.” Vance steps in the way of both of them. He looks down at Vernon. “And who are you?”Vernon starts poking Vance with his cane. Robin’s mom stands her ground and rests a hand on her hip. “You don’t want to get in my way right now.”“Don’t threaten him,” Clair steps in, forcing her to look down. “You don’t scare me.” She’s lying. Clair is very intimidated.This got way too crowded, too fast. Why does this hotel have no security?“Everyone just be quiet!” You look at the large group in your hotel room.Too many options being thrown at you at once. You can’t decide. You try to think of all of them. Training with Vernon and hopefully Robin makes sense. So does training on your own. You could also scale down your contract enough to have at least a little training time maybe. Or maybe you could actually train under Robin’s mom and learn her weaknesses.You have pretty much nothing to go on, but you could also spend the time looking for the royal family’s missing daughter. Help them find closure. Of course, you might just be wasting time and digging up something they want to move passed.>Fine. You’ll fight Robin’s mom right now and see what happens>You’ll go with Vernon if he wants to help you and Robin train>You’ll try to renegotiate the Devon contract for less money but more spare time for your own training>Wait, why not join Vance and Jeanine on their plan to dismantle Team Imperium over the next few months? That's kinda like training, right?>You’ll search for the princess>Something else
>>40874327>You’ll go with Vernon if he wants to help you and Robin train
>>40874327Sonova bitch that's a whole lot of mutually exclusive options. Hard to choose but,>You'll go with Vernon if he wants to help you and Robin train.The others either don't feel right or will be unproductive
>>40874327>Something elseGo train on our own
>>40874327>You’ll go with Vernon if he wants to help you and Robin traiHe messed up, but he owns his mistakes. Seems like a good teacher.
>>40874327>You’ll go with Vernon if he wants to help you and Robin trainWe gotta.Also tell Robin's mom to fuck off, we shouldn't even bother with her, we don't wanna feed her ego.
>>40874327>Wait, why not join Vance and Jeanine on their plan to dismantle Team Imperium over the next few months? Those guys could be trouble later.>Maybe bring Vernon along? We could use the help.
I don't think we should go train with RobinAt this point we are going to be direct rivals until the end of the LeagueWe should go our separate ways until then so neither of us has any sort of advantage over the other.And it would be neat to have a solo adventure
>>40874435And at the same time, we would miss on the specialist training that Vernon can give. Like, REALLY specialist training. And we would learn more about Robin's mum, which is invaluable.
>>40874472I feel we could do fine on our own thoughWe've made it this far on nothing but our wits and grits
>>40874327>You’ll go with Vernon if he wants to help you and Robin train>>40874435We've been direct rivals for a long time, we've always measured ourselves against each other, and Vernon is the best teacher for both of us right now, even though we'll probably go off on our own for at least a few months to develop our own style a bit
>>40874499Let's not look a gift horse in the mouth. We've changed quite a lot and I reckon we could use the advice of a former champ.
>You'll go with Vernon if he wants to help you and Robin Train
>>40874435but this is a bigger fuck you to Robin's mom
>>40874603that really shouldn't be the basis for such a big decision
>>40874629I beg to differ good anon.Well, it's one of a few reasons, but it is still significant
>>40874327>You’ll go with Vernon if he wants to help you and Robin trainWe better be able to renegociate the contract as well, its a prety raw deal in terms of us actualy getting to stay a trainer.
>>40874327With Robin's mother, does she not understand that we don't think she's qualified to have ANY human under her supervision for three months?
>>40874779Agreed, the major selling point of the show was that we are an authentic trainer, not a glitzed up fake
>>40874830if she flips out, I say we straight up tell her that. she might be an incredible trainer, but she's unstable to the point that she should never really be allowed to teach anyone anything
>>40874327>You’ll try to renegotiate the Devon contract for less money but more spare time for your own training>Wait, why not join Vance and Jeanine on their plan to dismantle Team Imperium over the next few months? That's kinda like training, right?Either one of these, if only because I feel like doing something separate from Robin would work.
>>40874830Like I don't know, maybe Gobble oversold the champ's philosophy, but right now even thought she hasn't really done anything but talk she seems exactly as dangerous and insane as Hornbeam, just on the opposite extreme of stupidity.
Votes for Vernon:>>40874376>>40874383>>40874396>>40874407>>40874424>>40874429>>40874509>>40874597>>40874779Others:>>40874387>>40874432>>40874675>>40874954I think the answer is pretty clear Gobble
>>40874994>tfw nothing is going your way tonight
Gobble is Killplease work, oh please work
“Just, everyone calm down a minute.” You turn to Vernon. “What do you think, about Robin?”He studies her, looking her up and down. “Hmmm. Robin. Why do you want to be the champion?”She’s taken aback by the bluntess of the question. “I-I started off doing it because I always wanted to go on an adventure. I didn’t realize it until Kat showed me. And... at least a little bit, I did it to make dad angry.” She really looks embarrassed by that. “But I realized that was just giving him more control over my life. Then when I saw her,” she looks at her mom, but averts her gaze right after. “I-I-I”“‘I-I-I’” her mom repeats in a mocking tone. “Such a waste of speech therapy,” the tall, busty, intimidating woman sighs. “Such a waste of a lot of things.”Robin tries to shrug that off and ignore it. “I wanted to take it from her! I thought we could be a family again. But I don’t want that anymore!” She didn’t stutter that time, but the anger in her voice is unsettling.Robin’s mom arches an eyebrow and smiles just a little. She doesn’t look offended in the slightest, but she no longer looks bored.“So, do you want revenge?” Vernon’s tone has no judgement to it. Robin shakes her head. She’s fighting hard not to shrink from all the eyes on her. “No. Yes. A little. I don’t know. My Pokemon try really hard. I think I owe it to them to try as hard as I can too.” She looks confused.(continued)
>>40875080You can laugh when you can do it within ten seconds, scrub.
>>40875071“You have more than one reason.” Vernon closes his eyes and nods knowingly. “I only like one of your answers though. But I like you. I’ll take you on. Kat too. I have some conditions though. If I train you both, it’ll be two different regimens. You both have different needs. No exchanging notes. You’ll just get all mixed up. You probably won’t even see much of each other most days.”You nod. “What’s the other condition?”“No cameras. I have a private residence where we’ll be doing it, and I want to keep it that way.”That’s a bit trickier. Technically you don’t need to do anything else with Devon Corp, but still. Would they be willing to wait a few months?“Anything else?”He thinks. “You need to promise to do exactly what I say, even if it doesn’t make sense.”>Agreed. You have a good feeling about this.>On second thought, you’ll train yourself. He should focus 100% on Robin>You don’t think he’s a good match for Robin, but you could learn a lot from him>Something else
>>40875096That wasn't me
>>40875096Wasn't me actually, different anon, my page just updated to show them one after the other, and I didn't check the times
>>40875104>Agreed. You have a good feeling about this.
>>40875104>On second thought, you’ll train yourself. He should focus 100% on Robin
>>40875104>>Agreed. You have a good feeling about this.
>>40875104>Agreed. You have a good feeling about this.>Tell Devon you'll wait a few months to take the contract, since you want to be a real trainer and not some glitzy fake.
>>40875096Still pretty good
>>40875104>>On second thought, you’ll train yourself. He should focus 100% on Robin
>>40875104>Agreed. You have a good feeling about this.Eye of the Tiger training montage coming right up
>>40875104>Agreed. You have a good feeling about this
>>40875104>Agreed. You have a good feeling about this.>as long as he doesn't try any of that underwear stuff on Robin. she'd take it too seriously
>>40875223I think he might actually do that deliberately, to solve her issues ^_^>Agreed. You have a good feeling about this.
Well, ten minutes of voting is up. Counting:Agreed.>>40875125>>40875138>>40875158>>40875160>>40875174>>40875192>>40875206>>40875223>>40875246Train by self.>>40875127>>40875162>>40875181
>>40875104Train with Robin's mom.This is your chance. You pawned her off on the failure, now work with the true champ!
“That sounds good to me.” You look to Robin to see how she feels.She thinks for a minute, then throws offers Vernon her hand.You put your hand in there too.A high pitched, piercing laughter from Robin’s mom kills the moment. “I didn’t get what you were doing until now.” She keeps laughing. “I hate you!” She looks so happy to say that. "I genuinely hate you! I can use this!”You take a step back and reach for your belt. You don’t think it makes sense for her to attack, but who knows what’s going on in her head.She leans down to Robin. “I thought making you want to humiliate me would give me the motivation I needed to go farther, but it’s the opposite. I want to crush you both! This is fantastic! This overwhelming feeling is exactly what I need to push my new mega-evolution.”Robin’s face looks horrified. “W-wha-”Crazy eyes dig into both of you. “I was going to let you win, Robin. You too, Kat. I was going to surrender, and let you be the champion.”“What, why?” You can’t help it. You have to know.“Because you made me doubt if she wanted more than revenge. Motivation is everything. Everything! I was going to give it to you, then join the tournament and take it away. A Pokemon fights so much harder to keep what they have than to take from another. Don’t you see?”“We’re not Pokemon!” You shout. “We’re humans.”(continued)
>>40875739Man, I don't know if we dodged a bullet or not.
>>40875765what dodges a bullet is whatever minimizes dealing with this crazy bitch
>>40875739She laughs. “We’ve gone down this road already, Kat. A human who can’t even act like one isn’t worth anything.” She laughs again. “Humans can’t ever be like them. A trainer that doesn’t see that is just lying to themselves. We shouldn't try that. Our role is to manipulate them. Overwhelm them to our wills We just need a will that's strong enough. A motivation that's strong enough.” She looks down at Robin. "But it's alright dear. You're still young. You'll see more clearly as you grow.">Take everyone and go. Don’t even answer her ramblings>Promise to crush her at the league>Crazy as it is, you’re getting insight into how she operates. Try to engage her to get her to talk more>Ask about that Pokemon whose tail you saw>Something else[Last post for today]
>>40875789>>Take everyone and go. Don’t even answer her ramblings
>>40875789>Crazy as it is, you’re getting insight into how she operates. Try to engage her to get her to talk more>Ask about that Pokemon whose tail you saw
>>40875789>Take everyone and go. Don’t even answer her ramblings
>>40875789"bye bitch"leave, ignore her rant entirely
>>40875789>Crazy as it is, you’re getting insight into how she operates. Try to engage her to get her to talk moreLet's have this bitch spill something on accident.
>>40875789>Promise to crush her at the league>Take everyone and go. Don’t even answer her ramblings
>>40875789You're just as crazy as Hornbeam but in reverse. You hate yourself so much you tear everyone else around you down. Just so you can be "strong as a Pokemon." You call Robin weak? She stronger and more courageous than you ever will be. I pity you.Then leave with everyone in tow.
>>40875789>Ask about that Pokemon whose tail you sawI mean, unless you guys are trying reverse psychology by hoping she'll blurt something out when she sees she's being ignored, y'all have some thin skin. You always let the villain get enough monologue-rope that you can hang them with later.
>>40875789Let's get out of here.>take everyone and go. Don't even answer her ramblings
>>40875885Why do you hate plot hooks? She might give us in-character knowledge that she has Mewtwo.
>>40875789>>Crazy as it is, you’re getting insight into how she operates. Try to engage her to get her to talk moreLearning to speak crazy is a useful skill.
[Sorry it was so slow today. Thanks for coming out everyone! I know I threw a lot out there, so I appreciate you parsing it all. Can't wait for the next arc now that we know what we're doing. I'll try to have some fun training exercises.]
>>40875789>>Take everyone and go. Don’t even answer her ramblings>>40875908not worth having to listen to her shit, even if it winds up costing us the title later on
>>40875908I doubt that a great deal. She'll get all mysterious and start talking about 'just a project' or some shit like that. We don't need to hear another mad monologue, especially given what we just heard.
>>40875789>Crazy as it is, you’re getting insight into how she operates. Try to engage her to get her to talk more
>>40875789Hey guys, what if we just said fuck it and didnt give her the satisfaction of even fighting her in the league and just went to take down imperium after our training? Fuck the league, fuck the elite four and fuck Robins mom. We're getting that ranch!
>>40875958Ehhh, I'd prefer to stomp crazy bitch. Get some proof into her that her way is flawed
>>40875946>not worth having to listen to her shit, even if it winds up costing us the title later on>It's better to lose everything than put up with her shit!You're just a spiteful idiot.>>40875958The League is supposedly Kat's passion. And Robin Wants To Win.That'd be stripping away her goal. I mean I get what you're saying. But we can't decide for her and Kat. And it seems odd to just say "Naah fuck it." After all of this.
So, how do we beat a mewtwo?
>>40875958because she needs to lose, us and Robin both fighting her gives us a better chance of doing that. but either way, we're retiring afterwards and getting that ranch. which'll probably hurt her a lot more, since she thinks we'll fight tooth and nail to keep the title, us giving it up like it's nothing willll really fuck with her dogma
>>40876005very carefullyand with gusto
>>40875930Any idea for when you might have that lewdbin and the next thread?
>>40876005use vlad. toxic and hide, spam double team from cover until his evasion is busted. laugh
>>40876005I suppose status effects could help our odds.
>>40876012I thought her dogma was one that tossed the title away? That was what pissed off not!Red earlier. Aside from that, I agree
>>40876005she's going to use mewtwo as her final pokemon, because that's what crazy people like her do. that means we have to have at least two pokemon left, and just have Meloetta use Perish Song
>>40876075she cares about the title as something to fight to hold not for the thing itself. throwing it back to her after we beat her so we can run a ranch will humiliate her and confuse her, it'll be great
>>40876113That's also kind of selfish and irresponsible though, since being the Pokemon Champion is supposed to mean something on a level beyond just being strong. That's what the guy who's teaching us thinks, anyway.
>>40876090Providing we can tank mega mew two for three rounds. Not easy to do.
>>40876157if she wants to use moves that can drop us in one hit, even with a mega mewtwo, she'll need inaccurate ones, and we can easily jump up evasion
>>40876128Vengeance comes before integrity.
I don't want my Pokemon Quest to end.