>Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Fire%20Emblem%20Quest%20>First thread: https://archive.moe/tg/thread/40286901/#40286901>Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerokiller12>Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/zvQUJPaj>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9psDkhyh28AWELCOME TO FIRE EMBLEM ADVENTURE QUEST, IM GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A WILD RIDE!Man this suuucksHow come I have to do guard duty for the exalt? I thought the Casanova wannabe was supposed to do the guard duty.And I really wanted to fight in the frontlines too! ....Aaaw well, can't beat myself up over nothing.Lady Emmeryn was sitting tightly in her room after being ordered to not get out under any circumstance, meanwhile you were just outside her room on a hallway that went both east and south meaning you could be flanked pretty easily by the enemy"Oscar? Oscar, could you come to my chambers for a moment?" You could hear Lady Emmeryn's voice sound over her reinforced door> Start looking for a proper area to guard.> Go talk to lady Emmeryn and stand beside her looking for assassins.> Block one of the entrances so nobody can flank you (Or allies to go through for that matter)
>>40974825>Go talk to lady Emmeryn and stand beside her looking for assassins.
>>40974825> Go talk to lady Emmeryn and stand beside her looking for assassins.>Entertain the Queen with our amazing bodyguard skills
>>40974825> Go talk to lady Emmeryn and stand beside her looking for assassins
>>40974825You decide to go to Lasy Emmeryn's room, If she was asking for you. Why would you not comply?"I'm Coming Milady" You say after giving the hallway one last glance before entering"Did you neeeeee...." You try to talk but your words fall flat as you see the current exalt known as Emmeryn in her underwear (it was fairly modest when talking about underwear). Sitting in her bed showing somewhat royal manners, yet still looking like some sort of devil in sheep's clothing."Oh yes, I was hoping you could provide me company for the time being, As you know, being given a death threat is something that most surely shook my mind , Say would you be a gentleman and bring some of wine for me?">"Uuuuh...sure thing..">"Uuuh..... actually I've got some....bodyguardingtodobye!
>>40975177>"Uuuuh...sure thing..">Keep an eye out for traps>Taste everything she'll consume beforehand>Check anything suspicious, the curtains, the floor, the guy with a hood on the ceiling, the flower vases
>>40975177"Uuuuh...sure thing.." You say while getting closer to her, sure she was in her underwear, but that didn't mean you would leave her to die in here! You start checking for any sort of traps heading over to the flower vases and other assorted things that might be dangerous or deadly if they were tampered with."Is it for my safety I presume?""Yyyuuuup" You say after emptying a flower vase and looking inside it"And I assume you're looking for traps?""Aha" You answer after taking a sip of the wine "....ok everything's fine""Good then would you mind having a bit of a chat then?""Weeell, meh I see why not">(cont)
>>40975328After you sit yourself in the bed right next to Emmeryn she comes close to you holding two cups of wine in her hand "So... Shall we?" She says her voice dropping a few pegs and becoming less and less royal"Eh sure, why not" You say as you grab the glass of wine and drink it in one fell swoop, leaving Emmeryn with her eyes open"You know... Wine isnt like Tequila or vodka." She says pouring more wine into your bottle "You have to savor it...slowly... just like a kiss" Getting closer to you"Oh, I see" You say as you start sipping the wine more carefully than before"So tell me Oscar... How does a man like you get into the military at all? You seem like a rather nice person.">"Family was always linked to the special forces, or the army, or the navy, or anything that had to do with guns, guess it was kind of like destiny">"My family always wanted me to become what I wanted to be, Guess that translated to "I want to hold high caliber guns and shoot baddies with it"">"Pops was lawyer, moms was a doctor, supposed to be the next in line, guess that was what motivated me to become what I am"
>>40975328>>40975177>>40975497>"Family was always linked to the special forces, or the army, or the navy, or anything that had to do with guns, guess it was kind of like destiny"This queen is l-lewd.
>>40975497>"My family always wanted me to become what I wanted to be, Guess that translated to "I want to hold high caliber guns and shoot baddies with it""
>>40975549>>40975566"guns""shoots"Hah, queen will be a bit confused.
>>40975497"My family always wanted me to become what I wanted to be, Guess that translated to "I want to hold high caliber guns and shoot baddies with it"" You say while having a quick reminiscence of your past and your family, after all, just because you were born inside an Irish pub and became a massive killing machine by the time most people were getting out of college doesn't mean you didn't have alternate life choices!"I...I see" The queen says as she pours some wine in her glass herself "I...might have not understood it fully but it seems you had a loving family""That it definitely was madam." You tell her while finishing your drink and motioning her for more"Well, I guess it should be my turn to answer a question wouldn't it?" Emmeryn says while giggling a little and pouring more wine into your cup "Ask away"> "Uuum... what are your hobbies?">"What's the deal with Lissa? Why does she speak like that?">"Why are you giving me alcohol? I mean this is nothing, but it's still weird">"I don't have much to ask to you, madam">Other?
>>40975731> "Uuum... what are your hobbies?"
>>40975731>"What's the deal with Lissa? Why does she speak like that?"
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>40975881well we roll1>>409757572>>40975802
>>40975916I guess we're starting with something less personal then.
>>40975731"What's the deal with Lissa? Why does she speak like that?" You ask knowing the opportunity wont present itself very soon"Oh she's been like that ever since we brought her to Chon'sin , Always using those weird suffixes and acting strange since then, I normally just let her be, but I think Chrom is pampering her and buying anything he finds for her whenever he's on a trip" Emmeryn explains casually, now her royal demeanor completely lost "But we're not here to talk about her, don't you agree?""W-we'll I guess not, but why ARE we here? If I may ask" You say as Emmeryn starts getting closer and closer to you her hand now sitting on your lap"Weeell I've been hearing that you were the one that tore the statue on the plaza, Albeit in a drunken stupor""Y-y-yeah? I'm sorry if it was importa-" You get cut off by Emmeryn holding a finger up to your mouth"That's not important, what important is just how crazy you were last night" The queen says while now getting her face closer and closer to you"I don't thi-""I've got 23 deaths in a bottle, behind my shower, ripe. for. the. taking" Emmeryn says quickly as she now holds your head with both her hands> "yooooooooo..." (Start drinking)> "I.....guess I could" > "Uh....I dunno"> "ohgodhelpme"
>>40976143> "Well, I still need to guard you, can't let anything happen to you.">"Buuut... maybe it's okay to have some fun while at it?"No need to get ass-drunk tho, I see your trap
>>40976143>"I.....guess I could"
>>40976143> "I.....guess I could"
>>40976143"Well Madame, I still need to guard you and look out for any assassination plot or something" You say trying to sound professional "but on the other hand, It's been a while since I drank so .....I.....guess I could" Okay so its technically been 1 day since you drank, but it's still a got amount of time according to you"Good, now how about you're a good boy and fetch me those bottles, I'm raging for some drinking myself""O-okay" you say getting up and heading for the bathroomWell at least it was going to be an interesting night.>CHOOSE POV>Leona>Cheren>Jotaro
>>40976386>POV SWITCH"Hey sis!" Your younger sister says as she checks her arm one last time"Yeah?""You sure we should still be staying here? I thought our job here was done""I don't think so... I want to be absolutely sure" You say as you adjust your binoculars and keep watch at the entrance of the castle "Absolutely sure? but I thought we would be having a nice bath and some coffee back at the inn?""I still want to be sure">Check on the main entrance>Check on the back door>Check on one of the windows inside the castle
>>40976523>Check on one of the windows inside the castle
>Check on one of the windows inside the castle
>>40976523You decide to check inside the windows looking for any suspicious person looking around different windows and watching through them, You also pass through the exalt's window were she seems to be drinking alongside Oscar, Nothing much going around"C'mon sis! I know you want to fight but don't you think it would be kinda hard for us to take those soldiers by ourselves""Hmmph"Maybe she was right, If you were to attack from this position you would be extremely vulnerable if you both expect heavy resistance. You decide to take one last glance at everything before retreating back to the inn>Roll 1d20
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>40976738PLEASE NO CRACKBITCHING
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>40976738
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>40976738
>>40976819>>40976738Read HMQ.>>40976864Nice fucking save.
>>40976878mind explaining what that is?
>>40977010Homeless Mutant Quest, sorry for mentioning by the way, it's impolite to "advertise" shit on other threads but I'm used to the crackbitching stuff.
>>40976738>Boys and girls, It's time for a crit!"You check through the different buildings looking for life anywhere trying to look at anything that was out of place.....And then you notice him.Validar, the guy that essentially screwed everyone over forever, just casually walking to the front entrance like it was his, with only 5 or more men, absolutely undefended, Like a bird in a cage. There was absolutely no way that you were letting this one drop"Jack, get your arm ready" You say to your sister"Hmm? Did we find something important?""Yes, Validar is alone, we should be careful but all and all he seems completely undefended""Woah, I guess we DID find something huh"So how are you going to approach this?>Stalk him through the high grass on the hill>Look for defenses in wait>Attack him now before any backup arrives!
>>40977058>Stalk him through the high grass on the hillThe heck's he doing
>>40977058>Stalk him through the high grass on the hill
>>40977058You know what to do in this situations, While it is possible that he did in fact just arrived there without no backup you're smart enough to double check if it doesn't sit right with you"C'mon, well head through the tall grass, that way it will be harder for him to notice us""Aaaaw, and here I was thinking this would be challenging! Oookaay" Jack sighs as she covers her arm in a blanket so it doesn't get any tall grass stuck in itWith silence and carefulness you step inside the tall grass and start approaching Validar>Roll1d20
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>40977270>botching stealthCome on Dice
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>40977270
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>40977270
>>40977270You manage to get through the grass without much trouble doing as you were trained to and making sure to look at your feet for any dry twig that might break your position.While Jack is still having trouble, she keeps up with you with no problem of her ownSoon you get at the most suitable position and with no hesitation leave your cover and approach the enemies quickly, taking out your spiked knuckle dusters and aiming them at the top of the nearest mook's head>Roll 1d20
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>40977438
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>40977438
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>40977513>>40977438Well shit.
>>40977649>>40977513W-wow, do they cancel each other?Or both happen?
>Hoooo boy a Critfail!Maybe it was the position of the opponent, maybe it was the moon shining, or maybe you're just fucking unlucky. But the moment your try to connect your fist into the inside of the Plagian soldier, A bolt of pure darkness shots through you and leave you lying on the ground> -10 HP! (10/20 Remaining!)Unlike normal magic, dark magic goes through your every orifice showering you not only with unimaginable pain but making you feel absolute despair"Y-yare yare" You say while wincing in pain"You thought that you would put a finger on me? pathetic" Validar says as he gives you a good kick in the stomach making you bite your tongue in pain> -2 HP! (8/20 remaining!)"look at you, you can't even put a finger on me!" Validar sneers as he rubs his foot on your face"BUT I CAN!">WHAT'S THIS?! A CRIT APPEARS?!>(Cont)
>>40977711>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC6vcsdd7LY"WOOO HOOO" Jack shouts as she turns on her chainsaw arm and completely amputates Validar's arm"WHAT THE?!" Validar shouts as he grab his new stump"STEP RIGHT UP, STEEEP RIIGHT UP! HOW MANY LIMBS CAN I CUT BEFORE HE BLEEDS?! WELL IM BETTING MY MONEY ON AAAALL FOOUR OF THEEEM!">JACK THE RIPPER: Jack is a master at producing the most amount of pain on an opponent, slowly draining their stamina and concentration
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>40977772Fuck, that's brutal
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>40977772
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>40977772It's almost like real Jojo!
>>40977772"C'MON, C'MON I DONT HAVE ALL DAY" Jack says as he goes for the other arm, completely cleaning it cut"AAAAAH!!" Validar says as he stumbles into a pool of his own blood"HEHEHE" Jack says as she takes a statue from its position and smashes it over Validars head"HELP!" Validar shouts as he tries to get up and run"You heard the boss! Attack the girl!">"Jack! Help me get up!">"Jack! kill the mooks!">"Jack! c'mon kill him quickly!"
>>40977898>"Jack! c'mon kill him quickly!"
>>40977898>>"Jack! c'mon kill him quickly!"
>>40977898>>>"Jack! c'mon kill him quickly!"
>>40977898>"Kill! c'mon jack him quickly!"
>>40977898Wasn't Gaius part of Validar's crew? We should try to recruit him into Jojo's gang.
>>40977898"Jack! c'mon kill him quickly!" You shout as you try to get up"Fiiinee" Jack says as she leaves Validar standing on the ground only to cut his legs completely and throwing him on to a nearby fountain "He'll drown there, don't worry" Jack says as she start heading towards the other mooks "Now for the easy part.."You can see a lot more mooks coming from all directions, since you botched the killing there's was a high chance the other troops would instinctively get drawn to your place"C'MON PEOPLE, WHO WANTS A PIECE OF THE CHAMP?!" Jack roars with excitement>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk8zqgj2sw0>(cont)
>>40978053>tfw avatar doesn't exist
>>40978053You try to get up and see how the fight is goingPretty one-sided to say the least."YEEAH, WOOHOO!" Jack says as she screams in excitementMeanwhile you see the doors are barred shut, it would have been pretty hard to destroys those Doors, or for sound to enter for that matter, so really it was just you, jack, and a helpless army of mooks> Head to a nearby place and rest for a while>Try to get some kills of your own
>>40978131>Head to a nearby place and rest for a whilePull some candy from our pockets for a snack.
>>40978131>Try to get some kills of your ownHelp sis
>>40978131> Head to a nearby place and rest for a while
>>40978131You decide your fighting was enough and decide to heal near the fountain, getting as comfortable as you can and looking as Jack destroy everyone in the nearby areaWith some nuisance you take out a small snack that you bought from a nearby store and start eating it leisurely You can see as Jack has been momentarily stopped by an unknown foe"H-H-HEY SPIKES IM TELLING YOU I YIELD!""AND I'M TELLING YOU TO GET BENT, NOW BE A GOOD GENTLEMAN AND GET. BENT."Huh the guy Jack's fighting..>Nope, never heard of him>He looks kinda like Old man Gaius>Oh fuck, it Gaius
>>40978451>Oh fuck, it Gaius
>>40978451>Oh fuck, it GaiusOh boy!
>>40978451Oh fuck. Thats Gaius"Hey Jack!""YEAH?!""Dont kill him! That's old man Gaius!""OLD MAN!?"Gaius interjects while he dodges a chainsaw swing by Jack "IM NOT THAT OLD!""He's old man Gaius?! Hey old man Gaius!" Jack says as she retracts her chainsaw blade and goes ahead and helps Gaius get back up"Yeah, yeah, first you try to dissect me, now you're calling me old, is this some sort of psychological torture?" Gaius says as he takes of his now blood-filled cape and throws it in the floor"Well, you wouldn't understand old man Gaius! It's a girls secret!" Jack says as she makes a funny face at Gaius "Fine, fine, just tell me you won't throw me at a nearby dungeon and leave me to die"> "You could just join us, nobody would bat an eye"> "We were planning on just doing that"> "You still have a lot to do before you die, goodbye"
>>40978762> "You could just join us, nobody would bat an eye"
>>40978762>"You could just join us, nobody would bat an eye"
> "You could just join us, nobody would bat an eye"
>>40978762"You could just join us, nobody would bat an eye" While you feel he should be fighting for Chrom's team you also have a feeling that the way things are going that's not gonna happen anytime soon"Well if you put it that way.... but you got to swee-""I've got three lollipops and 1 chocolate""I mixed melted chocolate, beer, and some orange juice and freezed it, would that work?""....You had me at lollipop""Fine then, follow our lead and don't fall behind, were going back to the inn and get some rest" You say asserting your command over the new recruit"Whatever you say, Chains." Gaius replies as he starts following youChains? is it because of the jacket? I wonder where does he get all those nicknames> "Don't call me Chains"> "Use my name, Jotaro, and that's my sister Jack">(say nothing)
>>40978946> "Use my name, Jotaro, and that's my sister Jack"
>>40978946>"Use my name, Jotaro, and that's my sister Jack"
>>40978946>(say nothing)Just nod in acknowledgement of his acknowledgment and move on.
>>40978946>>(say nothing)Ora Ora Ora!
>>40978946You decide to say nothing whatever he was nicknaming you, you didn't really mind"Hey sis" Jack says using puppy dog eyes "Can you pwease cawwy me?Yare Yare daze>MEANWHILE"AND THEN WHAT DOES HE SAYS?! HE SAYS TO ME "WELL IF YOU KEEP TWISTING MY NIPPLES, YOULL HAVE TO HAND OVER YOUR BADGE AND YOUR GUN OSCAR"""AHAHAHAHA, WHAT THE FUCK IS A GUN?!""ITS THIS SHIT THAT THROWS MINIATURE BOMBS AT PEOPLE""WOOOW....Hey Oscar?""YEA-MRRF?!....mrrmph"Woah. Well you ARE a single man and there's no way you're denying a kiss from a GODDAMN QUEEN. You start putting your arms around her waist and start hugging her tighter and tighter, she does the same to you but at the same time pushing you over to the bed.Yuuup you know where this is going. and you know what? Considering that right now there's no one special right now for you, AND considering that it's a GODDAMN QUEEN. Welp there's no helping it>POV SWITCHWhy do I wanna punch someone in the face?>POV SWITCHWhy do I wanna punch someone in the face?"Hey Cheren can I punch you in the face?""Only if I can punch you first Leona">And That's it as always check my twitter for more FIRE EMBLEM ADVENTURE QUEST, Also if you keep this thread alive for a while I SHALL REWARD YOU WITH MEDIOCRE SMUT
>>40979208Thanks for running Ñero. Now, I'm gonna go to sleep. I hope to see more of Jotaro's Bizarre Gang's adventures in the future.
>>40979208Thanks for the run QM!Can't wait for drunk repercussions!
How long is a while?