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OY YA GITS!! I SEEZ NUTTIN BUT ANGREH OOMIES IN HERE, WOTS DAT ABOUTZ EH?

I SAYS WE CHEER DA OOMIES UP BY MAKIN' A WAAAGH!!!! GET YOUR DICEZ OUT CUZ WEZ MAKING GORK AND MORK PROUD TONIGHT!

FIRST UP EZ.....

>Klan or Freeboota? ( Roll a d10)
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>40996717

Rollun...
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>>40996812
WE'Z FREEBOOTAZ!!

EVERYONEZ GOING TO KNOW SOME NASTY GITS ARE IN TOWN WHEN THEY SEE US PAINTED........

wot....wot color we like again?

ROLL A D100 YA SQUIGHEADS!
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>40996873
Waaagh?

WAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>40996873
WOT COLOR IS WE? GREEN

WOT COLOR IS WE LIKEN?
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>>40996893
WE'Z ALL GIT UP IN BLACK!! CUZ WE DED KILLY, AINT WE BOYZ!?

YA, WE'Z SOME NASTY ORKS WE IZ! BUT THAT AINT ALL IZ IT?

WE GOTZ A BOY WOTZ LEJUNDERY!

………oo woz he again?

ROLL A D10!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>40996992
Hopefully this doesn't suck, nor do the other rolls!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>40996992
CAPTAIN KUNTSTOMPA

HE'Z A NASTY GIT HE IZ!
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>>40997009
>>40997051


I REMEMBERZ NOW! IT WAS AN ORK BOY IT WAS! But.....HE HAD A MATE, YES HE DID!

Roll 1d10 for the BOY!

Roll 1d100 for his matey!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>40997182
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>40997182
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>40997182
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>>40997222
>>40997235


AH YA, HE WAZ A STORM BOY HE WAZ! NOT RIGHT IN DA'HEAD HE WAZ WIF ALL DAT MARCHING ABOUT AND WOZ IT BUT HE WAS DED KILLY HE WOZ.

HIS MATE WOZ ONE OF DEM POINTY HED PANSYBOYZ, YA! THAT GIT WOZ......well he wozn't bad for a SMELLDAR!

BWAHHAHAHA, SEE WOT I DID THERE BOYZ? SMELDAR! HAHAHAHA *snort*…any wayz.…

WOT DEY DO DEN?

ROLL A 1d100 BEFORE I PUNCH YOUR TEEF OUT YA GITZ!
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So let me get this straight. We ork pirates dresses in all black that had a storm boy hero that was best buds with an eldar. Was that dark eldar or regular eldar?
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>You will never ever stop reading ork talk in Gorgutz' voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0FEo2WSLBM
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>40997434
Yes.

>>40997391
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>>40997457
>we're Freebotaz

>You imply we don't talk like Bludflagg at the moment
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>40997391
rolling

>>40997479
this
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>>40997459
DATZ RIGHT HE WAZ BEATIN ON PUNY-ER OTKZ HE WOZ! BUT.....wait a sekond 'ere, I thought he did other stuff too!

HOW MUCH OF A NASTY GIT WAZ HE AGAIN?

(Roll 1d5 for amount of extra things he did)
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Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>40997530
All duh fingz, boss!
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Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>40997530
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Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>40997530
DA NASTIEST GIT, BOSS.
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(Mainly because I'm doing this for shits and giggles I'll average those out. So we have 3 extra actions and 1 used for a total of four. Give me two more rolls of 1d100)
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>40997689
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>40997689
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RIGHT BOYZ! OUR STORM BOY WAZ A NASTY GIT GE WAZ! HE WAZ PART OF SOME RIGHT NASTY WAAAAAGHS AGAINST DA POINTY WARPED OOMIES TWICE, A WAAAGH ON PUNY-ER ORKZ BECAUSE DEY SQUIG HEDS, AND DEN HE BUSTED UP SOME DARK ELDAR GITZ!

*sigh*. He was a good boy he waz. But itz hard for a git sometimez. Who do we turn to?

GORK?

Or MORK?

Roll a d10!!
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>>40998017
Noice
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>>40998017
Dis is da bestest freeboota ship evah, it is.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>40998100
Ya zoggin git! Dat's not how ya roll!
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>>40998147
e's zogged 'is typin' masheen, boss!
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>>40998147
Deyz both good, ya squighead!

ALL DOZE WAAAGHS HAVE TAKEN ITS TOLL ON DA CREW! SOMETIMES IT MAKES YOU WANT TO SIT BACK, RELAX……AND KRUMP SOMEONE GOOD!

How ABOUTZ it BOYZ!!!

'ow many boyz we got left? (Roll d10)
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I want to just follow this ork with a mike. Just listening to all his batshit insane roaring
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>40998269
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>>40998318
>We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
GAH HAHAHAHA!

THEN LETS GET TO IT BOYZ!

*3 standard units of ork time later*

NOW THIS IS A FIGHT!! GIMME DAT CHOPPA YA NID SUCKING GIT!

Just remember! See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?! (Roll 1d100)
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>40998420
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>40998420
Why'z dat, boss? Dey look likes dey's good krumpin'!
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(Not sure how anyone can work with bids so we're going with humans.)

Doze OOMIES ARE ON OUR SIDE THEY IZ! DEY EVEN GOT SOME SOME OF CADIAN GITS WITH THEM!

See dem gits ova dere? DATZ who we here for. Krump 'em GOOD!!. (Roll 1d100)
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>40998554
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>>40998568
Yah! Doze buggers!

Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz. Acting all high and mighty dey IZ cuz they got some whispering something or uddah.

KRUMP em!

We got just the thing for dem! DONT WE BOYZ? We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? (Roll d10)
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>>40998620
Uhhhh.... Boss, wez a Freeboota nota klan, roit?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>40998620
Klan? Butz we'ze freebootaz we'ze iz! Roight boss?
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>>40998661
*cough*

*KRUMP!*

DATZ WOT I SAID WAZNT IT BOYZ?

Now shut your traps or I'll sick our kommandos on yaz I will!

We got dem kommando boyz cuz we got da best loot we do!

Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (Roll d100)
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>40998742
Oi! It waz da fing wit all da choppaz and shootaz and flashy bitz!
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>40998742
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>>40998840
A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Meks, or wozzit a lot o' dem Sneaky Meks?


Any way, wot we do wif it?

Roll 1d10 to finish!
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>>40999121
Zog it all I'm bone tired. We gave the mech suits to our commandos to use.

I'm dead tired, heading it bed. Thanks for the fun time guys. Feel free to fluff as you want. If love to see some stuff to read when I get on in the morning.
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>>40999121
Weze do what weze orkz do bestest WAAAAAGH!
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>>40996717
OP get a god damn name, ya fucking Gritz



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