You are SAMANTHA SMITH, up until about half a week ago at least, when you fell from a height and your head busted into more pieces than Humpty Dumpty. But that’s ok because as luck would have it you were reborn into a strange new fantasy world as a baby harpy. You have spent the majority of your young new life with your older sister, Ciel, and your yet to be named Twin, in your family’s nest. As of today, however you are headed out into the world, or just to town on an errand with your father. The trip has been harrowing so far as it appears the local fauna that live in the forest are all Mid to Late game levels of powerful. You look around as your father exits the woods, the giant redwood trees giving way to a vast expanse of farmlands a giant stump the size of a bus nearby, you look out to the distance and see the wood walls of a decently sized hamlet. Next to you on your father’s other shoulder your twin looks around with wide eyed amazement as Ciel flits overhead. Your father takes a deep breath of air and continues his trek, through the rolling farmland, towards the town.What do you want to do?>Ask about the town? (What?)>Ask something of Dad?>Ask something of Big Sis?>Just look around and enjoy the ride>Write in
>>41080752Welcome to Re:Harpy Quest!I'm your host BurningSigil. Twitter: https://twitter.com/BurningSigilPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Re%3A+HarpyDice System is 1d100, Best of 3 rolls, Roll over the DC.There are sometimes multiple DCs to a single roll ranging from Critical Fail-Major Fail-Failure-Success-Major Success-Critical Success.There will be 10-15 minutes for voting and updates will take place on average of 20-40 minutes after I call the vote.After all sessions I will stick around for Q&A. Feel free to ask me silly questions, tell jokes, and hang out with your QM.OP is a faggot. That is all.
>>41080752>>Just look around and enjoy the ride
>>41080752>>Ask something of Dad?Is it weird to remember what you were before?
>>41080752>>Just look around and enjoy the rideWith a little bit of twin talk
>>41080752>Just look around and enjoy the ride
>>41080823>Suddenly worries infant remembers being ejaculated into mother.
>>41080752>Ask Dad about the townTwitter about, chirping questions at dad.Including "Are we there yet."
>>41080752Calling for looking around and enjoying the ride. With just one "Are we there yet."Writing.>>41080824I- is this for me anon?
>>41081165Sorry no, I found it and it reminded me of this quest.
>>41080752You decide that you just want to relax and enjoy the ride into town. After all who can be an amazingly hyper, energetic peppy little harpy all day long? Certainly not you. You need to just chill from time to time. Take in what your new life has given you. Glancing out at the farmland is neat, the stone and wood fences have a rustic feel to them that reminds you of your trips upstate in the fall back when you were a human. There are fields of grain and strange looking animals grazing. They look a bit like cows but have fancier horns and are stockier looking. One glances up from its grazing as you pass, chewing the grass as it gazes back at you. Its brown eyes softly gazing at yours as it lets out a quick snort of air at your passing.The clouds in the sky seem heavy on this day, casting shadows on the ground as they pass, and a chill in the wind that ruffles your feathers tells you that there is probably a storm coming soon. Ciel passes low overhead with a giggle before returning to her flitting above. Dad seems to be lost in thought as he trudges towards the town ever closing the distance, a stern look on his face. Your twin seems to be enamored with the scenery as this is her first time ever seeing outside the woods. A good half hours seems to pass, and after looking at farmland for so long your mind feels like it is going numb. This is the reason handheld videogames were invented, you think to yourself, missing the joy that good instant gratification electronics brought you. You utter out the dreaded words yet again. “Ah we there yet?” you twitter at your father, nudging him with your wing.“Does it look like were there?” he retorts.“No.” you say with a pout, expecting something more.“Well when were at the big gate, you’ll know we’re there. Until then talk to your sis or better yet, keep your old man entertained.” He says glancing with his eyes over to you.“Mmkay, whats the town called?” you ask him.1/2
>>41081870“S’called TreeBreak, lousy name if you ask me. Ask me another.” He says a small smile on his face.“Where all da twees?” you twin chirps up from his other shoulder.“Men needed them out of the way for farms, and the wood for other uses. TreeBreak here is known for its lumber.”You go to ask another question but your twin is faster than you.“Whas “Lumburr”?” she asks your father.“Well, its wood but wit a purpose.” He replies to her.“An was…”The rest of the walk consists of your sister preemptively asking your father more and more questions about the world at large. Consisting solely of the meanings of words that you learned back when you were seven and things like why the clouds are upset, and why the stones are stacked that way.Eventually, your family come up to the large wooden wall surrounding the city. A massive gate no doubt cut from the very redwoods that make up the forest opened wide for entrance. Off to the side you see.>A young man in armor leaning up against the wooden wall.>An old man, with a long white beard walking towards your dad.>A sign with a box in front of it.
>>41081890>A young man in armor leaning up against the wooden wall.
>>41081890>An old man, with a long white beard walking towards your dad.
>>41081890>>A sign with a box in front of it.KITTENS!
>>41081890>>A sign with a box in front of it.
>>41081890>A sign with a box in front of it.>>41081941This convinced me.
>>41081890>A sign with a box in front of it.>>41081952Same...
>>41081941>>41081890Supporting a sign with a box, also kittens
>>41081890Looks like the sign and box win it. But I have to ask. Why did you people think kittens!?Writing. Kittens may or may not appear later in this quest. They may or may not swarm the birb in an attempt to snuggle/chew on her.
>>41082227You've never seen a box of these little shits out in front of a store?
>>41081890There us a wooden box with a sign. You can’t really read what it says because apparently, although it sounds like everyone is speaking English here, the letters are more screwed up than Arabic. Seriously, half of them look like triangles with piercings and the other half are all squiggly lines. You hear your father let out a sigh.“Really Rupert, out to lunch? That’s a poor excuse for tha cap’n of the guard. Don’t care how old yer getting. Atleast have yer grandson out here doin his half of the work.” He says shaking his head and rummaging through his pockets. He takes out a small copper coin and drops it in the box a light, clink can be heard of metal on metal from inside. Your father walks into town, you still looking back at the sign, for all you know it reads “Free Kittens to a Good Home.” You turn to face forward and are astonished by what you see. It appears to be an old Germanic town straight out of Midevil times except well, in addition to the people walking through the market place there are all kinds of strange beings. You see a Harpy perched over an apple stand haggling for some fruit. Not too far ahead a monstrously tall woman walks by and you notice her back end is that of a spider her chitinous legs passing as she makes her way through the market place. You see a thin human looking man with pointed ears arguing with a rather short man over prices of pies at a nearby stand. Over at a smithy a short, fur covered being runs out, coated in soot and coughing up smoke. 1/2
>>41082698“Stay with me girls. Never find ya if ya got lost in here.” Your father warns over the roar of the market crowd. Not that you could go anywhere, after all you are perched on his shoulder. If anything this was probably a warning to Ciel who is flitting from bannister to bannister looking around excitedly at the busy hamlet. Your father continues to press into town until he gets to.>A large building with a billboard and wanted posters on it.>A building with slats on the side and a wooden letter hanging above the door.>A tavern that seems eerily quiet for mid-day>Write in.
>>41082721>A worn down looking smithy
>>41082721>>A large building with a billboard and wanted posters on it.Crime time.
>>41082721>A large building with a billboard and wanted posters on it.
>>41082759Y'know what? Think I'll back this. Seems interesting enough.
>>41082721>Ask the Harpy if she's your mother>A building with slats on the side and a wooden letter hanging above the door.I did this to my mother once when I was a child. Chaos ensued.
>>41082759Thirding, 12th thread we need some armour damn it!
>>41082837You're still growing anon. And you are a bird...
>>41082837We are not even a month old.
>>41082837>we need some armour damn it!tThe fuck do we need armor for right now?And besides. we'd outgrow it in a couple days right now. Still gorwing.
>>41082721Smithy wins. Gonna take me a bit longer than usual need to think up reasons. Writing! Please don't try to give me reasons while I write. I'm the QM and I don't need no one to tell me nuthin!
>>41083056Well i was going to give you an idea with a minotauruess but fine i guess.....
>>41083056Oh, I was going to suggest that you'd usually go to a smith if you needed something fixed, or maybe needed something made because of the recent hatch-lings. What kind of things do you need for baby harpies anyway? I dont think the normal childproofing would work.Doors maybe, considering the rooster blocking.
>>41083125Hinges and nails then?
>>41083125Or something like having an old friend meet your kids
>>41083056Dad left an ax to be sharpened and needs to pick it up?
>>41082721Your father comes to a rather old warn down looking building. A large stone smoke stack rises from the top of the building, but no smoke pours from it this day, the front that looks dusty and worn down and it looks like the place hasn’t seen business for some time. Your father turns and motions for Ciel to come to the ground, your sister currently perched on the roof of a nearby building, surveying the area using her wing as a visor. She flutters down to his side and the four of you enter the building. Once inside you are confronted with various metal implements, hammers, nails, axes, saws and spikes. There is a small selection of swords and daggers, even a spear and shield. But the main focus of this business seems to be supplying the various businesses and lumber industry of the area. As you look around the store you notice that there is a tall woman with heavy gloves on sorting something behind the counter. She has short black hair and in addition to being well over six feet tall seems rather muscular. She is humming a tune as you hear metal clink on metal. You father walks up to the counter, taking his sword from his belt and placing it on the counter top. “Hey there Ida. Just came to pay off tha rest of tha sword and to pick up some nails. Ladder on the nest is gettin creeky again.” He says nonchalantly to the woman.The woman turns and- oh god! Eye, eye, eye. One big eye. Why does she have one huge eye!?“Oh hey there Steven. Good to see you’re still well, that means I did my job right.” The Cyclops says cheerfully. Before her eye comes to rest on you and your twin on his shoulders. “Oh my, Steven. Are these yours? I had heard Ariel was expecting but-““Yep, these are mine alright. They grow up so fast. Girls, say hello to yer Auntie Ida. Best smith this side of the River Morn.” >Don’t think about the eye… “Eye! Nice to meet you!”>Let your sister say hi first.>Oh this is cool, Hi cyclops lady.>Write in
Dammit anons, don't you know not to give the QM ideas?!
>>41083538>>Oh this is cool, Hi cyclops lady>Stat her in your mind.
>>41083538>>Don’t think about the eye… “Eye! Nice to meet you!”
>>41083538>>Don’t think about the eye… “Eye! Nice to meet you!”Best response.
>>41083538>Don’t think about the eye… “Eye! Nice to meet you!”
>>41083538 >Don’t think about the eye… “Eye! Nice to meet you!”
>>41083538>Oh this is cool, Hi cyclops lady.
>>41083538>Don’t think about the eye… “Eye! Nice to meet you!”>Oh this is cool, Hi cyclops lady.
>>41083538"Hi! ...Why's you eye so biiiiig? S'pretty. But it's biiiiiiig!"
>>41083640That's just adorable.
>>41083538Dad, why don't you have one eye? Are you broken?
>>41083538>Don’t think about the eye… “Eye! Nice to meet you!”>Eye've never met anyone who's head went quite so eye before!>Eye mean, you must be as eye as our nest! >You must have a great view from up there!>Keep an eye out for hobbits though, they're short.>But don't worry, they'll go away if you throw a rock at em, just need to judge how far away they are.At some point this turned from Freudian slip to outright mocking.Just...Just google Aunt Ida for me.As a personal favor.
>>41083648I just went for a 'kids say the darndest things' vibe.
>>41083670>Outright mockingWould that make us a Mocking bird?Oh god that's disgusting
>>41083538Looks like we are having a Freudian slip followed by thinking about how cool she is. Writing.>>41083670 Oh god no... why I didn't. My eyes, they burn! It was a pun, I should have used google to save myself first! Please nooo....
>>41083538>Let your sister say hi first.
>>41083670Oh she's not that bad guys, come on.I'd Hit itwith a bridgeor ten
>>41080824Just gonna say this is adorable.
>>41083538>the River Morn.Is it named after an ogre?
>>41084023Shut the fuck up Morn.Always bitching this guy.
>>41083839It's not your faultThough Irene would have been better. The emphasis is on the first syllable
>>41084107Iris is a lovely name.
>>41084128That is very true, sir.I knew there was one I was missing.Though, the pun in that one seems a little too cornea.
>>41084128Kek, though I think cyclopes would be conscious enough of the pun to avoid it
>>41083538Don’t think about her big brown eye. Don’t think about the eye. It’s not that hard just don’t think about the eye. Its staring at you with such hope and she is probably thinking how adorable you and your sister are, so don’t think about her eye.“Eye, nice to meet you!” you say with a chipper chirp. Only to suddenly come to the realization of what you just said, and clamp your little wings over your mouth in embarrassment your feathers ruffling.She chuckles politely, blinking her eye or is that a wink? “Steven, did you teach her that?” “Wot, me? Nah, must have thought it up herself.” He says glancing away with a small smile.“Steven,” she lets out a sigh. “Well it is nice to meet you too…” She says her eye returning to you as she pauses. Oh god, a name, she wants a name. Her gaze turns back to your father.“Hey, don’t look at me. Ariel won’t name them till after they fly on their own the first time.” He says bouncing you and your sister with a shrug. “But my oldest here is named Ciel.” He states motioning to your older sister who has been hiding behind his back. “Oh isn’t she lovely, see her coloration takes after you, Stevie.” Ida says her gaze locked on your older sister who shys away more. “So, how was your trip anyways Steven? Any tales of adventure?” the cyclops asks your father.“Nah, not this time. Just a regular old run down to Witherford’s Rest with a package and some letters. I tell you, they don’t make bandits like they used to. Crying shame.” Your father says shaking his head.“Well that’s cause you and your friends took care of all of them.” Ida says with a chuckle as she makes her way around the room gathering some long metal nails and placing them in a cloth sack.1/2
>>41084546“Aye, those were the good ol’ days.” Your father says his face alight with reminiscence. “You know, I heard that they had dropped by Barley’s. You should head over there and catch up. That’ll be 13 silver by the way, ten for the rest of the payment, three for the nails.” Ida says placing the bag on the counter for your father. “Really? They dropped by. I’ll have to come back later to say hello after I take the girls home.” Your father says as he idly searches his pocket bringing out the coins and dropping them on the table.“Always glad to see you around Steve.” “Aye, likewise Ida.” He states as he turns to head out, collecting his bag of nails and his sword and making his way for the door.You turn back to look at your “aunt” on the way out and see her heft a massive metal hammer and make her way for the back room. The head itself must weight well over two hundred pounds.“Alright, girls. Got what I needed. So we’re gonna head back to your mum.” Your father says as you walk back out onto the streets. >Complain, still want to see more of the town>Bemoan, you wanna meet Dad’s Adventureing buddies>Whine, you want to see where Dad works.>Ok… lets go home.>Write in
>>41084576>Bemoan, you wanna meet Dad’s Adventureing buddies
>>41084576>>Bemoan, you wanna meet Dad’s Adventureing buddiesThe classier answer is better right?But not before>Jump down, circle aroundd aunt Ida, pester her for a bit while being completely adorable.
>>41084546>>Complain, still want to see more of the town"b-b-but I wanna see more stuffs! Is dere more people with the one eyes? Who yor friends? An-an-an-an stuff."
>>41084576>Bemoan, you wanna meet Dad’s Adventureing buddiesI wanna see da rest of ya pawty!Is dere a wizard? I wanna see magic!
>>41080752oh ho! harpy quest finally here for the quest in person! I would draw quick picture of adorable little twins being adorable but sadly will have to wait for next week. Already finishing up a Nadia and Gorgon Ops.Captcha shrimp is not fish
>>41084576>Jump down, circle aroundd aunt Ida, pester her for a bit while being completely adorable.
>>41084576>Bemoan, you wanna meet Dad’s Adventureing buddies>Pout at him and look as if your about to cry"Yo-You're embarrassed of me aren't you..."
>>41084678It's not my fault I don't have a name! I promise I'll get one soon! That way you can be not embarrassed of me!
>>41084678Oh wow.That is EVIL.
>>41084678Oh, I am for this!
>>41084678This sounds suspiciously familiar...
>>41084678Gotta do this
>>41084678WELP GOTTA SECOND NOW!
>>41084576Looks like we are Asking to go see Dad's adventuring buddies and >>41084678 I hate all of you! Are you trying to make the QM cry!? Writing.
>>41084925>Are you trying to make the QM cry!?Is...that not our job?
>>41084925I'm the original poster of that and i love you to Sigil!
>>41084981>>41084948How else are the anons supposed to show their love for the DM?
>>41084995Missed the key i guess
>>41084925Asking Dad why he's ashamed of us is a go right?
>>41085076Yes it is! You monsters.
>>41085076Oooooh yeah and i regret nothing
>>41085094I blame Lotus.
>>41085105Don't know why, but I also blame Lotus.
>>41085149I blame Archelon, even though I don't even know if hes still a thing.
>>41085105>>41085149Fuck it i'll blame Lotus aswell! It's now in style!
>>41085170It's not waifu related so I doubt he had a hand in it.
>>41085226>implying dad's not my waifu
>>41085415Your waifu is a shit, everyone knows twin sister is the best waifu.
>>41085436No love for Ciel?
>Day 12:The madness has begun to set in among the other anon's, I fear they might begin rioting and starting the Waifu war....God help us all if that's the case....
>>41085226>>41085415>>41085436>>41085447Ah, this brings back memories of the time I pushed for the mc of another quest to waifu a nurgle rot infested npc that was described in vivid and horrific detail by the QM.
>>41085476WIlhemina was a shit waifu.
>>41085476Which one anon?Please don't let this be the EchoGarrote quest.
>>41085476Was this heretical love?I can see Papa doing that.
>>41085538>>41085539Novice Heretek QuestArtifact title because the MC was too autistic to appreciate chaos and is a loyalist, mostly.>>41085538Echo's is a post apocalyptic magical girl thing.
Is it still going? Did I miss it? My internet has been down for ten hours.
>>41085619It's going to take awhile because of the writein, And i still regret nothing!
>>41085643still going, making QM cry
>>41085653Tears of laughter anon, Tears of laughter
>>41085619Running strong.We're puppy dogging Tweety birding? Dad right now.
>>41084576As you perch on your father’s shoulder you suddenly feel a great weight in the pit of your stomach. Why doesn’t he want to show you to his adventuring friends? Is he secretly ashamed of his Harpy kids? Is he ashamed of Mom? Your eyes begin welling up. “D-dad?” you choke out.“What is it darling?” your Dad asks you focused on the street in front of him and checking to make sure Ciel stays in view. “A- are you embaw-embarrassed by me?” you ask a hot tear running down your cheek. “W-whut?” Your father’s head turns to face you as your vision becomes blurred. Tears streaming down your face.“D-d-do you notwanna go see y-y-your fwiends with us cause we embawass you?” you cry into your wings the feathers doing well to absorb the tears as you try to rub them out of your eyes.Your father takes you off his shoulder you look up at him and he seems very concerned, your twin still perched on his other shoulder looks confused and upset as well, clearly bothered by your outburst.“Sweetie, no. I would never be embarrassed of my darling girls.I just don’t think Barley’s is a place-“1/2
>>41085786You cry harder, your eyes overflowing like your head was a bucket springing a leak. “L-look, just don’t say anything to your mother a-an I’ll let you meet them ‘kay pumpkin?” you father says desperate to stop your tears, as he caresses your head and holds your shoulder.You look up to him, tears stopping at the edge of your eyes. “R-really?” you ask innocently.“O-of course.” Your father says with a forced smileYou jump forward and embrace your father with your wings, nuzzling against his scratchy beard, trying to stick near the scars because hair doesn’t grow there. “Oh thanky you, Dada.” You say excitedly, blinking away the last of your tears. “I love you too, now let’s make it quick before your mother worries too much.” He says lifting you back to his shoulder and walking down the street towards an all too quiet pub. ----Calling it here for tonight cause I just remembered I have something to do at 8 A.M. tomorrow morning. Sticking around an hour for Q&A and random bitching. Next thread we will meet Dad's old adventuring buddies.
>>41084925QM is crying! NO! I shall cure your ailments and bring forth a SMILE!BEHOLD! you have FANART!it is in progress.
>>41085786Christ, now I see why you were gonna cry.I voted for it thinking crocodile tears.That's fucking sad, man.
>>41085814Thank you anon here have cute seals
>>41085803Thanks Sigil.Fun thread as usual, more adorable than usual too.
>>41085860I meant for it to be crocodile tears in my write in....I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPLIED BY THE WAY I TYPED IT!
>>41085860>>41085907I think Sam has a bit too much baggage for crocodile tears
>>41085907Nope, we went on a feel trip and its all your fault anon
>>41085803Thanks Sigil. Next thread when?
>>41085803Well be talking more coherently tomorrow like our sister did when we met her, right?
>>41085863Russians are never cute, Commie.
>>41085814Oh boy! My first Draw Anon! >>41085881Thanks for coming>>41085907>Implying Implications Can't read your mind Anon. Sorry, enjoy the feels trip.>>41085932As soon as I finish building a closet for my parents. So probably sometime next week.>>41085941If it is in reference to the last update, that was cause you were bawling your eyes out so it was a little incoherent. If its in general, you'll be talking normal soon enough.
>>41086020anticipate finished drawing next week if i catch you live. or if that doesnt work out, I may possibily drop it in one of Lotus's thread since I know you read those.
>>41085956And yet, seals are always cute
>>41086020I love how disappointed/disapproving this specie of hawk always looks.
>>41086083I actually saw some of your other stuff so I'm pretty hyped>>41086137I do too anon.
i swear these are getting shorter
>>41086494It's a week day, and the weekend threads stand out.
>>41086494I usually try to get between 8 and 10 updates per thread. This one was indeed shorter than my usual.
>>41086494Would you rather have quality (Harpy) or quantity (Kobold)?
>>41086634Quality for sure.
>>41086634Quality, Only need one afterall