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You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.

You just found out that your friend is a superhero. Not just any superhero, either – Peter Parker is Spider-Man, the iconic New York wallcrawler.

Eurgh. That means you technically have Peter bedsheets. That’s kinda incredibly weird.

You hunker down in the mouth of the alley, rubbing your eyes. The sounds of sirens grow ever louder in the distance, gradually crawling their way closer. Someone in the neighborhood must’ve called in once they realized that Spider-Man was beating up some horrible blob monster outside their window.

Peter told you to run and swung off after… Eddie Brock, you guess? Or whatever that thing Eddie was wearing was.

You squint down at your hands. Your eyesight is improving fast, but the edges of your fingers still blur slightly into one another.

It makes sense when you think about it. He can do all the stuff Spider-Man does. He’s constantly busy, or showing up with the weirdest bruises and scrapes. All those furtive looks shared between him and Chat suddenly make sense.

You feel kinda stupid.

To your left, you hear something drop from a nearby fire escape. The cadence of its heartbeat tells you that it’s Laura.

>Present Time: 18:25 PM
>Hunger Level: 5
>Current Funds: $1,095

>Solar Charge: 0/5

>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”
>[ ] Head to Peter’s house. He’s gotta swing back there eventually.
>[ ] Head home.
>[ ] Test out that weird glove thing.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>41123304
>[ ] Test out that weird glove thing.
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>>41123304
>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”
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>>41123304
>>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”
>>[ ] Head to Peter’s house. He’s gotta swing back there eventually.
We have to chew him out for risking his sweet life.
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do you guys know what this means not only can we get sweet thwip thwip but we can compare our butts
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>>41123304
>Head to Peter’s house. He’s gotta swing back there eventually
To the Batcave!
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Finally making some actual progress with the PDFs

threads 51-75 PDF finally done.

still almost 50 behind though......

I'll post the other two if anybody wants them
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>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”
>[ ] Head to Peter’s house. He’s gotta swing back there eventually
>[ ] Test out that weird glove thing.
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>>41123373

Seconded.

>>41123386
>but we can compare our butts

Layla would do that for us.
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>>41123304
>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”
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>>41123304
>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”
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>>41123304
>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”
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>>41123395
id like the other two it could help my friend get caught up
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>>41123304
>[ ] “Peter is Spider-Man.”
>[ ] Head to Peter’s house. He’s gotta swing back there eventually.
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Good for him. We got our own shit to take care of.
>[x] Head home.
Tonight's Movie Night.
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>>41123453
kay
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HYPE
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>>41123408

Seconded.
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>>41123485
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>>41123386
>Peter and JJ rubbing their butts together
Fire hazard.
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So I found out what JJ's X-men uniform will look like
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>>41123588
>X-men
That's a funny way to spell Brotherhood
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>>41123635
I have a feeling we wont see either unless we go t3
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>>41123588
>>41123635
>X-men
>Brotherhood
Those are weird ways to spell Forever-Hobo.
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>>41123395
Thanks mate, you're awesome
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>>41123657
Dude, we have to go T3.
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>>41123635
JJ has not once shown a homo superiority attitude, and hates Magneto for making things harder for muties. I'm not saying he'll go X-Men, but I don't think JJ would want to join the Brotherhood
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>>41123635
>>41123588

>Joining any lame groups where JJ would have to answer to someone else.

Nah mugga, nah.
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>>41123695
JJ just doesn't understand yet. Magneto-sama will teach JJ the true path With hot dickings
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>>41123695
>>41123700
We become the third option. Or nuke fucking everyone with t3
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We need to fuck with Peter next time we see him, especially if he doesn't know we know. Not anything malicious, just playful jabs at it.
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>>41123714
anon, JJ is not a twink, no matter how fine his ass is
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>>41123728
...anon, he knows we know. We talked to him while in Spiderman garb just last thread.
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>>41123719
>not wanting indoor plumbing and pianos

Its like you don't want JJ to have sex with Laura and a have a hot shower at the same time then serenade her to sleep with some Chopin
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>>41123752
We ket that when everyone we hate is in a 10 foot deep hole
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JJ should get a gig working with some villains, doing creepy organ music as heroes enter their lairs.
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>>41123752
>not making a home with your superpowers

pleb
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>>41123752

>Implying we can't work our way up to having indoor plumbing without having to mooch off of Xavier or Magneto.
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>>41123719
>We become the third option.

>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28903988/#p28906890
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>>41123771
I think it's too late for that anon, moralfags have ruined JJ. :*(
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>>41123772
>implying you'll vote druid to get the lumber we need for JJ's dream house
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>>41123782
>Xavier
Is he even alive in this universe?
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>>41123304
>[x] Test out that weird glove thing
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>>41123804
I would, actually.
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>[X] “Peter is Spider-Man.”

You let your head rest against the brickwork of the alley, watching Laura as she approaches, her shape gaining definition as she draws closer and your eyes continue to heal. Overhead, you hear a note of thunder rumble across the sky.

“Peter is Spider-Man.” You say, quietly, as if testing it.

Still doesn’t seem real. But then again, neither does half the contents of your life. Sometimes more than half.

In the dark, and with your vision the way it is, Laura’s hair seems one and the same as the alley around her, a shroud of flowing ink that entangles and circles her face. She nods silently.

“Yes.”

You blink.

“Wait…” Wait a minute. “…You’re not surprised?”

She shakes her head.

“You… you knew?” You ask, disbelieving.

She regards you with a quietly perplexed expression, before nodding.

You don’t even know what to say.

“But… I mean…” What the hell? You can’t even – “If I’d know, I could’ve… he could’ve helped with”–

“He would be a liability.” She states, her voice flat. “The ‘Spider-Man’ does not kill.”

“I don’t kill!” You say.

She pauses, and just watches you for a moment, her eyes remaining fixed on yours. Then:

“Would you?” She says, her tone low, almost – almost – accusatory. “If you had to?”

>[ ] Yes.
>[ ] No.
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>>41123837
>[ ] Yes.
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>>41123837
>>[ ] Yes.
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>>41123837
>>[ ] Yes.
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>>41123837
>[ ] Yes.
no feasible alternatives? fine
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>>41123837
>[ ] Yes.
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>>41123837
>[ ] Yes.
if you say anything else then its a lie we have killed before.
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>>41123837
>>[ ] Yes.
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>>41123837
>[ ] Yes.
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>>41123875

That was by accident, though.

She's talking about consciously ending someone's life.
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>>41123837
>[X] Yes
Get real mugga
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>>41123837
>[ ] Yes.
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>>41123892
we have also thought about how we wanted to kill kimura and creeper
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>>41123837
>[x] yes
I though we have killed a few times in this quest as well as in the past?
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>>41123837

>[X] Yes.

Some people are too dangerous to leave alive.
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>>41123892
you don't accidentally bash in a guy's head against a boat anchor while he tries to drown

it was intentional self defense
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>>41123892
Isn't our plan to kill Creeper?
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>>41123892
We were ready to straight up end 'Cudda if he didn't do what we wanted. We'd probably kill Creeper if given half the chance.
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>>41123935
And Kimura.
Less of a plan, more like mission statements.
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>>41123837
>yes
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>>41123395
>>41123485
>>41123524
Thank you for this.
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>>41123924
JJ has only killed one person
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>>41123837
>Yes.
>If I had to.
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>>41123988
did that guy we lit on fire with DB make it?
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B-but anons, if we kill our villains we're just as bad as they are!

Lol jk Batman's a huge pussy.
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>>41123924
nah, JJ has only killed one guy, and that was in self defense.
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>>41123915

That too.

>>41123924

JJ has only killed one person, and that was accidentally and out of self-preservation.

>>41123935

That's my plan, anyway.

>>41123934
>you don't accidentally bash in a guy's head against a boat anchor while he tries to drown

>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29324763/#p29325997

Accidental. Then the anger took over.
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>>41124008
i doubt it he was engulfed in flames
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>>41124016
Let's see.

Murder the creeper.

No.. wait.. we're not strapping down hundreds of people and turning their organs into narcotics.
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>Pete tells JJ his origin story
>"With great power comes great responsibility"

and then JJ says "RESPONSIBILITY IS COOL BUT THERE'S MORE THINGS IN LIFE. LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK RODE ALL FUCKING NIGHT"

>>41124016
Hopefully Affleck and Johns fix that with their Batman movie
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>>41124016
Batman wouldn't have to kill his villains if the DC legal system wasn't completely bonkers. A repeat mass murderer like the Joker would be executed, or gunned down by a cop before he got into custody if we were going for realism
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Honestly, we shouldn't murder left and right, but as an SCP fan, I have absolutely no problem with incinerating a regenerating maniac until they die, regenerating people (us included) have very few safe long term solutions to handling them other than murder.
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>>41124027
just because it wasn't premeditated doesn't make it an accident
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>>41124039
I don't think he died, or Crusty would've confirmed it.
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>>41124082
>just because it wasn't premeditated doesn't make it an accident

It was an accident.
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>>41124061
Yeah but Batman is all about taking the law into his own hands, doing what the cops can't. How many people does the Joker have to kill before Batman's like "Hey maybe Gotham and the whole world would be better if he wasn't alive..."
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>>41124081
>Honestly, we shouldn't murder left and right

Of course not, JJ isn't a psychopath.

However Creeper, Kimura, and Typhon. I don't see many possibilities where they live the eventual confrontation.
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>>41123848
>>41123857
>>41123864
>>41123867
>>41123872
>>41123875
>>41123880
>>41123882
>>41123893
>>41123909
>>41123924
>>41123926
>>41123978
>>41124002
I think it's too close to call. I think we're going to need a final destination.

Really some of you bitches felt the need to add, "I-if I had too!"
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>>41124100
because 'muh slippery slope.' If Batman killed the Joker, that means he'd have to kill every petty criminal because that makes sense
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>>41124110

I can see us arguing with Typhon or negotiating with him. I doubt it will work, but it's worth a shot.

Totally have to kill Creeper & Kimura, though. No doubt about them.
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>>41124110
Whoa now, no one said anything about killing our buddy Joseph. You take that back!
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>>41124093
I don't see it that way anon.
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>>41124131
if we didnt add that stuff we would have immediately jumped into the streets of new york and commenced the proticol of rip and tear
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>>41124110
>Killing Broseph
But he's our oldest *Bzzzzzt*
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>>41124131
What's wrong with adding that addendum? JJ would kill if he had to, I don't understand your bitching about it
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>>41124110

Why would you want to kill JJ's best friend, Typhon? It's not like he's [BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT].
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>>41124172
Well she asked us "If we had too". Kinda goes without saying.
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>>41124165
Only two of you candy asses said that.

>>41124172
That's a lie. He'd kill if it was convenient. Creeper can be put in jail etc.

Instead we're going to gank him.
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>[X] Yes.

You know the answer to that question. You think about it, but you know where all your thoughts will eventually culminate – with the taste of cold, briny water and the coppery scent of blood, and that painful rush of fear and awe. Things have changed, but things have not changed that much. You still remember the white-hot flash of desperate motion, the frenzy of it. You’ve felt it many times since then, in the unlit regions below waking thought, where muscle and bone and raw instinct are the only motive forces.

You haven’t managed to avoid it because you’re better than that. You’ve managed to avoid it because you’ve been lucky.

“Yeah.” You respond, eventually. “I would.”

Laura nods, as if agreeing, though you catch a note of hesitation in the way she moves.

“This is likely to cause an altercation with Peter Parker, should it occur.” She says, her tone sounding rehearsed – even if you know it’s not. She’s just retreating behind formal vernacular. She does that when she’s uncertain, or challenged. “It would become a problem.”

You notice that she’s keeping her distance somewhat. You’re not sure why.

>[ ] You want to talk to Peter. Wait by his house.
>[ ] Or text him.
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
>[ ] You’re curious about DAT GLOVE what can it do?
>[ ] Write in.
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>>41124110
Theres no reason to murder Creeper, however Kimura, due to her regeneration ability being so madly overpowered, and typhon being dangerously insane, I agree on them.
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>>41124198
putting a man you cant notice into prison? thats a great idea.
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>>41124202
>>[ ] You want to talk to Peter. Wait by his house.
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>>41124202
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.

Pete can wait. waifu is acting funny
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So since it turns out we are willing to ice a motherfucker for the greater good could we pick up Mjolnir?
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>>41124202
>[ ] Or text him.
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
>[ ] You’re curious about DAT GLOVE what can it do?
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>>41124226
You can drop him in a deep hole and throw food every now and then. That'd contain him.
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>>41124202
>[ ] Or text him.
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
>[ ] You’re curious about DAT GLOVE what can it do?
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>>41124202
>>[=] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
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>>41124202
>>[ ] Or text him.
Just text. Give him some smartass remark.
Then
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
We can experiment with DAT GLOVE at home.
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>>41124198
No he can't, the dude's power is literally to be unnoticeable. It'd be impossible to hold him for a long, because every time they let him out of his cell he'd probably just walk right the fuck out
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>>41124202
[]What's up with Laura
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>>41124202
>[ ] You want to talk to Peter. Wait by his house.
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>>41124202
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
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>>41124202
>[ ] Or text him.
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
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>>41124202
>>[ ] Or text him.
>>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
>>[ ] You’re curious about DAT GLOVE what can it do?
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>>41124202

>[X] Or text him.
>[X] You’re curious about DAT GLOVE what can it do?
>[X] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.

Peter may be a bit salty that we randomly stole something from the lab, assuming he noticed our using it and recognized what it was.
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>>41124202
>[ ] Or text him.
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
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>>41124225
>however Kimura, due to her regeneration ability being so madly overpowered

Pic related.

>>41124237

That was just a hypothetical question.

When JJ is in a real situation, that's when his morals/qualms about killing are tested.
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>>41124202
>[ ] Or text him.
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
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>>41124202
>[x] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
>[x] You’re curious about DAT GLOVE what can it do?
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>>41124248

How would you know if he's even still there?
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>>41124234
There is no fury like the impotent, incoherent, unholy rage an anon feels when their waifu is crossed.
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>>41124282
hey dumbass, forgot the pic
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>>41124225
Kimi don't regen

she just durable as fuck
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>>41124289
You... shit, lets just fucking kill his ass
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>>41124289
Cause if you could look down the hole, he wouldn't be there.

That was actually way simpler than I thought it would be.
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>>41124225

Forgot image for >>41124282
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>>41124202
>[x]You're curious about THAT FUCKING TAPE FUCK YOU ANONS NO MORE BULLSHIT TAPE NOW
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>>41124256
i guess they could throw him on that island for containing super villains they had in the ultimate universe. that is if crustyverse has that.
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>>41124202
>[ ] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.
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>>41124323
Hello retard, he can make himself completely unnoticeable; that means that he can make it look like he's escaped, get everyone searching for him, then when they're all distracted he can actually escape.
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>>41124326
I think the image is more appropriate for yourself, anon
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>>41124339
I think JJ in character momentarily forgot about it with everything that just happened. Its going to blindside him so hard. Also don't use caps you sperg.
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>>41124352
what if the next time we get lewd with laura we just hear creeper whisper in our ear "your ass is different than i remember johnny boy"
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>>41124352
All you'd really need is someone with a good nose to smell for paint
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>>41124202
>You haven’t managed to avoid it because you’re better than that.

but that's wrong. There's been plenty of times JJ could've killed but chose not to. That doesn't make any sense, Crusty.
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Creeper would have to be under camera surveillance and guarded by robots.

cost the government cash money to keep him contained

buuuut the government hates us so fuck them and the taxpayers funding them
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>>41124352
>Oh no, Creeper got out, welp, might as well close up the hole, then.

Yes, that is such a good plan for him.
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>>41124402
I wouldn't be surprised if Creeper has been....creeping on us for ahwile now. I mean when was last time we saw or even heard news of him. Motherfucker is up to something. Same goes for Typhon and Kimura.
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>>41124427
What he is saying is that if he needed to kill someone(like boat asshole) he would.
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>>41124463
>wow Creeper escaped, let's fill in his prison and not worry about catching him!
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>>41124135
With Batman, I had always assumed that if he killed somebody, he wouldn't kill petty criminals by logical extension, he would kill them because he wouldn't be able to stop. He could clean up the streets overnight and make the city everything his parents wanted it to be, for the price of the lives of a few pieces of human garbage.
So he doesn't kill because he doesn't have the right to make that decision, and he knows that taking the Joker's life will drive him to madness. He's always been just as insane as his villains.
I'm probably wrong. I never read much Batman.
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>>41124464
Typhon's been pretty active
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>>41124433
Crusty confirmed the way Creeper's powers work means he can't be detected with electronics. Creeper is only noticed when he wants to be noticed
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>>41124499
So hes basically the Iguana guy from HxH?
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The point of the deep hole is his only super power is to be unnoticeable, he literally couldn't escape on his own.
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>>41124527

Yes, but without the time limit.
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>>41124491
It depends on the version of Batman, some are less crazy then others. If Bruce Timm Batman killed somebody on accident, he'd probably feel bad and think about retiring, but he wouldn't lose his mind.
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>>41124499
then why didn't he do the burgle Mr Negative place mission himself
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>>41124499
What? Wasn't the whole reason he sent us to get Mr Negative's tablet because he would have been seen by any cameras there?
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>>41124484
Well, as anon said, completely unnoticeable, the chance had come and gone, and the plan had failed, to keep the hole around would serve no purpose as another method of detaining hm would be required.

If he could get out once, he could get out again. Do it differently so he cant.

Really now.
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>>41124527
That guy was a chameleon. And he had to hold his breath. So kinda? Except Creeper doesn't actually turn invisible I think, he just makes it so it's impossible to look at him. Or at least thats how I remember it being like in are first meeting with him. JJ was able to look at his body but wasn't able to look at his face.
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>>41124414
see, the paint thing isn't a perfect strategy either. If Creeper found out he was being tracked by scent he'd try and stop being noticed by scent. Our senses let us sense cracks in Creeper's control, but if he was tipped off he'd tighten his defenses
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>>41124571
Can you smell Creeper even if he doesn't want you to? What about Echolocation?
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>>41124560
>>41124561
I thought he just wanted to try and get JJ back into a life of crime.
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>>41124560
>>41124561
I'm not sure, I'm just repeating what I saw on the ask. Some anon asked if we could see Creeper with a video camera, and Crusty said no
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>>41124590
He can do all of the senses IIRC. Creeper actually using his power to its fullest is pretty dangerous
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>>41124571

>JJ was able to look at his body but wasn't able to look at his face.

I think that was just because Creeper was allowing him to. If he really didn't want anyone to see him, they wouldn't see him.
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>>41124580
creeper seems to be a very specific psychic whereas he simply turns off the part of our brain that notices him i wouldnt be surprised if he could turn off the smell bits of our brain if he really focused
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>>41124609
maybe some handheld from Best Buy can't but something with infrared? some kind of SCIENCE thing whipped up by Reed?
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>>41124571

If I remember correctly, he can be looked at but you simply don't comprehend that he's there. He just blends into the background (in a non-literal fashion) until he decides not to.

If you've heard of Worm, he's like Grey Boy but with the ability to turn his power off.
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>>41124590

JJ can't smell Creeper, but he can smell things that Creeper overlooks as being "part of him", like the paint chips. Or something, I forget the specifics.
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>>41124635
You that's what I was trying to explain, sorry if I worded it poorly.
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its like 3:30 am in bongland

short session tonight unless CJ has Friday off
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>>41124658
Imp you mean. Grey Boy did time loops on victims.
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>>41124678
>Implying Crusty hasn't already fallen asleep.
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>>41124635
This made me think that Creeper could ass rape you and you wouldn't know it
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>>41124658

>If you've heard of Worm, he's like Grey Boy

Don't you mean Nice Guy?
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>>41124705
You would know once he fills you with his patented Creep Juice.
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>>41124635
There was one moment JJ saw Creeper's eyes, I think. Creeper was doing dope, so his control probably slipped up when JJ approached.
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>>41124702
I hope he QMs in his sleep
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>>41124705
we have been having three ways with creeper since thread 100
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>>41124699

Fuck, right. Imp.
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>>41124705
he can't be THAT small
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Crusty ded
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>>41124840

The Queen got him.
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>>41124840

RIP
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>>41124840
IT WAS THAT DAMN QUEEN I TELLS YA!
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>[X] You’re curious about what’s up with Laura. Head back to the Scar with her.

Weird.

Whole night’s been weird, though. Probably more to come, too.

Sighing, you heave yourself up. You push Peter to the back of your mind – you’ll deal with that later. You’re tired, and you hurt a little, and your girlfriend is being strange(r). And there’s something back at the Scar that, according to Lucas, you probably want to see.

You’re not entirely sure you agree with him, but you know the pull of it is too strong for you – that you’ll find out one way or another what he discovered. If you don’t, it will eat and eat and eat at you, and it’ll never stop.

Laura keeps her distance on the way back to the Scar. She tries not to make it noticeable, staying close but not too close, but it’s pretty clearly intentional. There’s something strange in her step, too, and she holds her arms close to her chest. At first you think it looks like she’s protecting herself, but as you approach the edge of the Scar, you realize it’s more like she’s restraining her own limbs, or confining herself somehow.

The dark of the Scar is dotted with tiny fires. Facing eastward, away from the glow of Manhattan, you could almost mistake them for stars.

“I saw you fighting.”

You start a little at the sound of Laura’s voice. Everything’s so quiet out here – at least, compared to the rest of the city it is. There’s still the grind of the Earth shifting and the clutter of tiny insectoid lives, but you’ve gotten used to that.

“You were impressive.”

You glance down at her. Her breath speckles the night with moments of warmth. Her cheeks are flushed with a faint shade of red, the blood running fast and hot in her veins.

Is she… kinda turned on?

>[ ] Initiate comforting human contact.
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
>[ ] Just get home – you have stuff to do.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>41124840
Not allowed.

If he needs a kidney or some shit he knows he can just ask.
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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

3RD BASE TIME

LAURA IS SIGNALING YOU TO TAKE IT
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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate comforting human contact.
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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
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>>41124872
HE'S ALIVE

also

Initiate kissu human contact.

Kissu missiles engaged
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>>41124872

>[X] Initiate kissu human contact.

SET LEWD THRUSTERS TO MAXIMUM
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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
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>>41124872
Priorities and responsibilities and....
Ah fuck it.
>>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
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>>41124872
>>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
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>>41124872
>>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
home run maybe?
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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
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>>41124872
>>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
When spider ass and lizard ass collide, everyone gets turned on.
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>>41124872
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>>41124872
I'll trust the lizard senses.

>>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
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>>41124609
Basically, you wouldn't see him through a camera while he's there and using his powers on you, but you'd see him if he wasn't around and you viewed a recording.

>>41124658
>If I remember correctly, he can be looked at but you simply don't comprehend that he's there. He just blends into the background (in a non-literal fashion) until he decides not to.

Correct.

>>41124728
Also correct.

>>41124888
Do you have a functioning immune system I could take off your hands? That would be neat.
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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
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>>41124872
>>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
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>>41124872
>>JJ is confused by Laura's reaction
>>no one has gotten hot and bothered by JJ before

Such is life
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>>41124952
>Do you have a functioning immune system I could take off your hands? That would be neat.

I have one...somewhere around here. Let me check the attic.
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>>41124909
>SET LEWD THRUSTERS TO MAXIMUM
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lift her up
eat the pussy standing up
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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
>Kicking the shit out of disgusting monsters gets her hot and bothered
My Laura can not be this perfect
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>>41124952
I.. kind of? I actually have an auto immune disease that attacks my bladder.
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i like how there has been no division on what to do this thread. its calming how no one is fighting over powers
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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.
Yeeeeeessss, it is happening!
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>>41124985
nah mugga

standing 69

>>41124992
it was the two spider-man class booties in at once that unleashed the flood gates
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>>41124952
So long as you get a several thousand dollar infusion every two months mine works great! I've never been sick, not once.
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>>41124872
>fighting gets her lewd
This doesn't bode well for JJ.
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>>41125012
Lewd actions take precedence
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>>41124872
>[ ] Initiate kissu human contact.

Its time
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>>41124872
>[X] Initiate kissu human contact.
Tease/gently bully her.
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>>41125012
powersperging is cool but there's more things in life ,like getting your dick rode all fucking night.
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>>41125019
Nugga, do it while flying.

>>41125039
This is the best possible thing to ever happen. Getting into an argument? Have Laura and JJ fight it out and then... Well I think you know where this is heading.
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>>41125039
He has a healing factor!

Turns out she really does get off on Kimura being her
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>>41125060
Bully her with our Penis
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>>41124979

Spoiler that sick filth, you cretin.
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>>41125060

Seconded.
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>>41125078
WE CAN'T WE DONT HAVE WINGS ON OUR BACK I'm still salty
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>>41125111
See that's the kicker! She has to do all the holding! It will be even more exciting with a little danger involved. Not that the fall would kill either Laura or JJ at this point. Probably.
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>>41124952
I'd give you mine, it's very good, unfortunately I don't think that's possible. You can have a kidney though if you want one.
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>>41125111
Is there any way to get those or are we blocked from any more tier 3 powers?
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>>41125140
oh damn the mods will be on your ass any second
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>>41125140
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>>41125140
Scat? really anon?
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>>41125140
kek
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>>41125140
you creepy fucks and your futanari
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>>41125060
I read that as taze her
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>>41125214
electrostimulation is a thing
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>>41125214
You wish Cheryl.
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>>41125060
>>41125214
Don't taze her, bro
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>>41125154
>mods all in on my ass

hawt
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>>41124979
>>41125140
Reported, you sick fucks. This is a blue board!
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>>41125255
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Where will you anons be when JJ gets cucked by Pixie?
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will all this LEWD kill the crusty?
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>>41125355
His immune system probably can't take it. Nose bleeds everywhere
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>>41125354
Voting to EAT the bitch.
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>>41125354

Silly anon, that would only happen if we were still in the Berenstein universe.
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>>41125354
>>41125391
just seduce the Pixie
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>>41125391
i hope pixie has super senses so she can smell all the sex on jj and laura
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>>41125354
>getting cucked by Pixie
>not convincing your girlfriend to pretend to break it off with you and become Pixie's sidedish
>not letting the relationship last a month, then fucking Laura in front of Pixie when she gets home from stealing shit

Do you even play nigga?
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>>41125354
Probably on the can. I usually miss these threads and read them afterwards while using the facilities.
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>>41125443
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>>41125354
>implying JJ's hams won't be the meat in that threesome sandwich
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>>41125443
>>41125472
>Implying Pixie would care.
It's only NTR if they crysterbate.
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>>41125534
implying its not a four way with creeper
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>>41125556
How would we know?
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>>41125579
He leaves money on the nightstand, because he's classy like that.
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>>41125579

Everyone feels vaguely violated afterwards.
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>>41125579
creeper has been showering and the only person whos not getting fooled is laura and she is a kinky fucker
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>>41125608
You mean everyone feels violated before, during and after?
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>>41125611

>kinky fucker

There are several ways to read that.
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Crusty ded again.
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>>41125721
the lewd takes alot out of him
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>>41125721

THE QUEEN STRIKES AGAIN
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>>41125721
Lewd is something to take time for.
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>>41125721
every press of the keys drains his life force

pray4crusty
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>(1/2)

>[X] Initiate LEWD human contact.

Suddenly you can’t think all too clearly.

Your eyes stick to her as you pick your way through the ruined landscape – suddenly you’re acutely aware of her warmth, of her tiny movements, of her hips shifting and of the way her scent seems to reach out and smother you, entangling you from within and without. It’s a sweet, needy aroma, almost palpable to the touch in the way it washes over you.

Before you realize it yourself, you’re reaching out, wrapping your fingers around her arm. She gasps quietly as you pull her close – close enough to feel her breath against you, her eyes wide with surprise and staring up into yours. You can feel the blood rushing in her veins, her heart beating in a frenzy. There’s something in her eyes, something in between anxiousness and longing, something you can’t help but be transfixed by.

“J-John”–

Her voice tapers off into a squeak as you slide your hand around her hips, squeezing down on the pert flesh and pulling her closer, pressing her against you. You feel her blood boil as she gulps in your scent, her breath tugged from her lungs in long, ragged heaves.

“Did you like that?” You ask, you lips hovering beside her ear. “You liked watching me?”

Her cheeks turn a searing shade of red, the answer to your question stopping halfway up her throat. Her lips move, but they form little more than panicked stutters. Eventually, she simply buries her face in your coat.
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>>41125721
Take the amount of time it takes Crusty to post an update and multiply it by 2 any time he's writing lewd stuff. Happens every time.
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>(2/2)

You feel yourself stir. With ease that still surprises you, you scoop her up with one arm. She flinches against you, pulling her face out of your jacket, and you take the opportunity to press your lips against hers. For a moment she is one huge knot of tense, anxious muscle, her lips solid and unmoving against yours, before she gradually begins to melt against and into you, your warmth overwhelming her. Her breath rushes against the back of your throat as you press through her, your tongue wrapping around hers.

After what seems like hours, you pull away, and you realize how fast your heart is beating, how flushed with dark, insistent blood you are.

Laura shivers against you, her eyes dazed. You can smell her want for you, feel it soaking her.

>[ ] Keep going.
>[ ] That’s enough.
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>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
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>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.
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>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
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>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
THERE IS NO STOPPING THE LEWD TRAIN NOW!
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>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.
HERE AND NOW NIGGAS
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>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.
No brakes.
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>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
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>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.
this is like one of the reasons we stated the "date"
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>lewds

>everyone's fw
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>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
NO BRAKES ON THE LEWD TRAIN
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>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
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>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.

rip crusy
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>>41125816
>[x] That’s enough.
Tape. Now.
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>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.
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>>41125816
>Start banging Laura
>Lose control
>Pic related happens
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>Dear diary,
>today I learned Laura likes to watch
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>>41125816
fuck our dad and our origin story Laura needs a hot dicking!
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>>41125843
>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.

RIGHT IN THE HEAD AND ASS
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>[X] Keep going.

Alright, let me just wipe the sweat from my brow.
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>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
Getting a bit warm in here
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>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
>[ ] Keep going.
>[ ] Keep going.
>[ ] Keep going.
Keep going.
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>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.
We certainly won't be in this sort of mood after we see the tape.
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>>41125867
Crusty's raging erection will either keep him up or drain him of all his blood
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>[ ] Keep going.
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>>41125816
>[ ] Keep going.
NO COCKBLOCK ALLOWED
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>>41125890
GODSPEED
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>>41125872
Aaaaaand I'm way to high
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>>41125861
>everyone's fw
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>>41125913
>blueballing JJ makes him go full Gojirra

Why do I not hate this?
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>>41125890
I believe in you.
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>>41125913
>way too high

NO SUCH THING
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>>41125816
>>[ ] Keep going.
Teach her the ways of intercourse, or how Cuda would say Fuck dat pussy
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>>41125890
you might need a towel before your done
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>>41125949
>or how Cuda would say

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g34hcsHAqU
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>>41125796
>>41125816
>>41125890
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>>41125949
When are we gonna run into him again, anyway?

I want to see him sporting some Jax style cyborg arm.
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>>41125890
you should consider writing the lewd scenes ahead of time.
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>>41125993
>Man found dead, Queen implicated, thousands of pages of written pornography found on computer.
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>>41125993
You can't prepare for every eventuality. The setting and circumstances could be completely different.
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I don't think I've ever seen /tg/ this hiveminded. I mean there has been votes for only one choices so far. Then again, lewds.
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>>41126031
Through dick, unity
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>>41126031
no, one stalwart anon wanted to view the tape
>>41125869
he was very brave
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>>41126030
oh sure, location and mood would require some editing or filling in.

but there's only so many variables that affect eating pussy
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>wake up in the middle of the night
>can't get back to sleep
>putter around waiting for the inevitable yawn
>Crusty running
Huh.
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>>41126063
So are we sticking with foreplay or going all the way.
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I want JJ's nickname to be Sexual Tyrannosaurus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3rfAjpHOyI
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>>41126076
3rd base
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>>41126076
She is yearning for the D anon. Are you going to tell her no?
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>>41126083
at least 3rd base
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>>41126076

So deep it comes out the other end.
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>>41126031
It's crusty's fault for doing an awesome job last time. Now people are going to expect that every time.
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>>41126076
no brakes, anon.
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>>41126083
Man who stops at third base? I have never just ate a chick out than said "Well that's enough sexual activity for me good bye."
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>>41125890

Erm, can I suggest we try to get back home first?

We're still outside right now, if I read things correctly.
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>>41126076
No time like the present, raid that booty.

>>41126118
How will he survive?
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>>41126083
I don't know.
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>>41126079
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>>41126124
no
let Creeper watchl/spoiler]
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>>41126123
69, teach her to suck the D
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>>41126124
Man we are homeless, Fucking in public is a proud and noble activity
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>>41126124
>not having an invisible fuck session

are you part of the abstinence mafia?
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>>41126124
JJ is probably turned on enough for him to be hot enough to prevent the cold and there are like four people in the tunnel.
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>>41126146
or we could just fuck her and skip the oral sex.
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>>41126124
Kimura has been waiting to ruin this for a long time.
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>>41126166
or we could just let crusty write what happens
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>>41126123
It stopped at second last time. Same concept. Iot's of people stop after a blow job.
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>>41126154
>>41126158
Tunnel Snake soup kitchen when?
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>>41126178
Nah last time she gave us a hand Job. Third pass as fuk right their
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>>41126140
>>41126154
>>41126155
>>41126158

I'm mostly worried about something like >>41126170 to be honest.
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>>41126178
>>41126146
>wanting to give the waifu a blow job, and not plow her with the D
you sicken me
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>>41126124
You're forgetting about JJ's annoying little sister.
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>>41126198
She can't attack us in a tunnel??
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>>41126198
I don't think Kimura is going to appear. Worse comes to worst, we fuck invisibly.
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>>41126206

I'm assuming she and the others know about it and are less likely to interfere than potential passersby.

>>41126207

We'd have more warning and more allies to help, especially since odds are that Laura's not going to be in any state to fight the cunt (or any other opponent, but Kimmy most particularly).

>>41126212

Yeah, but the tent++bedding would be more comfortable.
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>>41126310
Good thing you're only one person or your shitty options would actually matter
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>>41126310
do you actually think gaby, noriko, layla, lucas, and kevin wont hear us. i mean we roar all the time man we will totally screonk when we nut
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>>41126206
Just hang a tie on the tent.
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>>41126310
I SAID NO BRAKES
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>>41126349

Layla would totally be watching and commentating like it's a sports game.

>"IS THIS SEX OR A SNAIL RACE? FASTER!"
>"LOOK MORE AROUSED!"
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>>41126310
>Yeah, but the tent++bedding would be more comfortable.

HAVING COPULATED ON DEBRIS AND RUBBLE BELONGING TO MY LATE FOES AND THEIR ASSOCIATES I CAN SAY WITH SOME CERTAINTY, THAT INTERCOURSE ON RUINED AND ASHEN HUSKS OF FORMER CONSTRUCTION IS QUITE COMFORTABLE.

Had my capslock on, thought, what the fuck, if I really am this stupid, it's the alcohol.
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>>41126310
>all these excuses to prevent the inevitable
I hope JJ strikes you down with his horned phallus
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>>41126375
eh, it works.
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>>41126341

Most certainly. That's why I suggested rather than demanded.

>>41126349

I said I figured they already know about it. I'm pretty sure they've heard us before.

>>41126369
>>41126393

I ain't saying STOP. You've never fucked/foreplayed whilst moving?
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THE LEWD TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS!

Also I just lost another xcom classic campaign so fuck me.
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>>41126431
Ok I'll rephrase, Thank God no one cares about your shitty opinions
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>>41126431
i think noriko is the only one that knows we're fucking everyone else just knows we are a couple
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>>41126463

Layla most likely suspects it.
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>>41126474
she ships it
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>>41126459

>>41126463
I'd like to point out his namefagging comes from him getting busted impersonating another poster to do a saving dice roll.

The actual droneanon didn't notice at the time. It was totally me I fucked up
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>>41126482
And occasionally puts her self insert "totally not a Mary Sue" into it, either getting both JJ & Laura or just getting JJ 'cause he knows which is better.
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>>41126453
The trick is not to lose.
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>>41126511
If you play risk averse you get sniped by thin men, if you play risky you miss a 99% shot and get mauled by a cryssalid. Xcom is suffering
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>>41126536
I know what will help anon
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>>41126536
Savescuming is the way to go. Also try asking them politely to lay down and die or stop trying to kill your guys.
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>>41126549
The knowledge of the universe is laid before me
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>>41126488

My namefagging comes from one of my posts on Hive Queen Quest, from the perspective of a heavy drone, getting a positive response from several other anons, with one of them saying that they wished that there were more DRONE POSTS like it. The first time I posted under this name was in the second thread of that session, where I did another 'drone post' from the perspective of a corvette. That was quite a while before what happened in Re:Lizard Quest, and I'd like to point out that I'd already posted under this name in that thread before the roll, which Lamb acknowledged.
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>>41126536
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHWjlCaIrQo
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all this autism and videogames is making my dick soft
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>>41126605
There will be no next post. Crusty ded or dying
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>>41126605
Go watch some porn until Crusty posts or something man.
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>>41126641
It's quarter past five in the morning. I would not begrudge him dozing off.
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>>41126685

4 AM, actually. I think.

And I do.

He chose to start this late. He should stay up and do his duty.
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>>41126708
>He should do his duty of providing us with quality, free entertainment
Don't be a prick.
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>>41126776

He chose to do it this late.

He could have done it tomorrow and I'd be totally fine with that.

But he did it at 1 AM or so his time.

He should take it to the end.
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>>41126818
Well we have no way of knowing his schedule really. Maybe he realized he wouldn't have time to run in the next few days si he wanted to try and run a thread for us? We have no way of knowing. If he falls asleep he falls asleep. Not the end of the world.
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>>41126818
Stop trying to piss of the QM. Your opinion doesn't matter. Shut up.
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Can you get an xpoint from fucking?
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>>41126911
We can try.
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>>41126911
Only one way to find out.
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>>41126911
well their is a lot of DNA being spread around so maybe.
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>>41126577
While I find your drone posts in HQQ amusing, I would rather you dropped the name while posting outside of the quest, or even outside of droneposts themselves. This is an anonymous image board, let's keep it that way please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
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>>41126911
Depends on who you're fucking. She-hulk would probably get us 2.
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>>41126911

Only if JJ uses his various powers to creatively get Laura off.
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>>41126952
Time for some electrostimulation and sexy contortion then.
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>(1/I don't even know)

The feeling of her against you pushes everything from your mind.

You carry her under the shadow of a leaning brick wall, where the side of an old apartment complex lies scattered through the remaining snow. Slowly coming out of her haze, Laura stares up at you, the weight of her breath making her lips quiver. She says nothing – all you need to know is in her eyes.

Sitting, you set Laura down on your lap, facing you. Her flesh twists and flexes against you – she can’t stay still. Her body courses with an almost electric sort of energy; you feel it straining through her, pushing at her, desperately seeking some form of release. Without warning, she runs her tongue across your neck, and her chest flutters at the taste of you. For a short while you simply enjoy the feeling of her licking you over and over, her tongue flicking out to dab at your flesh before she drags it across you, leaving long streaks of warm along your neck, your collar, even your face.

Hurriedly, you shrug your jacket off, before turning your attention to her attire. She gasps quietly as you pull her jumper away from her, slipping her top down, exposing her pert breasts. Your hands fumble momentarily with the buckle to her jeans before your patience reaches its end and you simply pull them down over her ass, the fabric tearing slightly.
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>>41126952
JJ fingers Laura but can't really reach that sweet sweet g-spot. If only he had some sort of extention tool in his hand so he can rea- Oh wait, he do- *Snick*
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>41126952
Apparent JJ has the ability to use Taser hands in a pleasurable way. But we would need to roll for it the first time JJ tries it. Nobody wants to risk crit failing and frying their waifu.
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>(2/still don't know)

Slipping off your gloves, you pause for a moment to admire her – her milky white skin, her toned stomach, her tiny frame. She bunches up slightly under your gaze, moving her hands down to cover her breasts, but you brush them aside, making sure to fondle lightly at her nips in the process, eliciting a sharp squeak from the girl. Trailing a clawed fingertip along her belly, you eventually reach the line of her pants, and with one sharp tug you tear them loose, letting the torn fabric fall from her in tatters. You feel yourself smile in satisfaction at the sight of her hairless lips, her thighs already touched by thin streaks of wetness.

She blinks in confusion as you grasp her hand in yours, but her expression soon turns wide-eyed as you guide it down to the bulge straining through your jeans. Even through the coarse fabric, her touch is like svelte against you, and you can’t help but growl quietly.

“Do you want this?” You lean in close, whispering it in her ear.

Her breath rolls over your shoulder as she squirms in silence for a moment, her hand quivering against you, her body noticeably starting every time your cock responds to her movements.

“Y-yes.” She gasps it out, lungs straining.
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>>41126992

>(1/I don't even know)
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>>41126995
Guro is bad
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>(3/STILL DON'T KNOW)

Your heart slams against your chest. You stroke one hand across the arch of her back while the other frees your manhood, Laura’s entire body tensing as she feels it slap across her stomach. Your head buzzes. You breathe her in deeply as your hand traces its way down her back, guiding her down. Your entire body flushes with eager warmth as you feel the tip of your cock parting her lips, her juices tricking down its length. Laura jerks nervously at its touch, and you have to hold her in place, tracing kisses along her neck as you coax her gradually downward. Her breath catches in her lungs and her stomach tightens against you as her folds part around your length, a hiss of pleasure emerging between your teeth. She’s tight.

Laura stifles a whimper against your shoulder as you pull her further, and the smell of iron fills the air, a dark, ruddy warmth running along your length. You glance down, catching a glimpse of bright, virginal blood. Despite yourself, you can’t help but feel a rush of possessive pride. Whatever Kimura took from her, she didn’t take this. This is yours. She’s yours.

The growl edges along your throat.

“It – it hurts!”

Laura’s arms are wrapped tight around you, her teeth biting into your shoulder. You stroke her back comfortingly, planting a kiss on her cheek.

“It won’t for long.” You assure her. “Promise.”
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>>41127015
>you eventually reach the line of her pants, and with one sharp tug you tear them loose, letting the torn fabric fall from her in tatters
Maaaaaan, now we got to buy her new hobo pants. Or partake in that glorious hobo tradition that is dumpster diving.
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I want to make an engagement ring out of Kimura's bones and give it to Laura
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>>41127044
>D-day
I'm not even mad this is all we're going to do this thread
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>>41127044
>Laura stifles a whimper against your shoulder as you pull her further, and the smell of iron fills the air, a dark, ruddy warmth running along your length. You glance down, catching a glimpse of bright, virginal blood. Despite yourself, you can’t help but feel a rush of possessive pride. Whatever Kimura took from her, she didn’t take this. This is yours. She’s yours.
THAT JUST MEANS SHE WASN'T PROPERLY STRETCHED AND LUBRICATED BEFORE YOU JAMMED IT IN JACKASS.
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>>41127141

I second that.
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>>41127130
>Dumpster panties
Sick dude
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>>41127015
>>41127044
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>>41127130

Before we go back to the tunnel, hopefully.

Different pants might be noticed, but no pants definitely would.
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>>41127144

A little pain never hurt anyone.
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>>41127144

Nope.

QM fiat.
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>>41127141
Can we making a drinking skull out of her skull as well?
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>>41127142
D-Day for Laura's Va Jay Jay
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>>41127144
Nah she just has a super tough hymn
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>>41127174

I feel like it would be needlessly difficult to try and drink out of a human skull.
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>>41127130
We can buy her something. We have the cash to spare these days.
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>>41127169
I'm not saying she wasn't a virgin, I'm just saying that her bleeding and being in pain is due to her own anxiety and JJ's clumsiness.
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>>41127174
Human skulls make terrible cups anon
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>>41127196
Dosn't matter had sex
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>>41127196
Though in fairness, two filthy uneducated hobos aren't expected to know better.
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>>41127167
8/10, would fuck.
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>>41127196

Nope.

Virgin. QM said so.
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>>41127189
>>41127201
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>>41127201
They make for relatively decent soup bowls though.
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>>41127220
>I'm not saying she wasn't a virgin
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>>41127223
>built a handle
>didn't seal the eye holes
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>>41127247
Obviously supposed to cup it from the bottom and plug the holes with your middle and ring fingers.

>obviously
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>>41127220
That's... not what I'm debating though? I'm saying that the idea that the hymen needs to be torn, and there needs to be bloody sheets and what not is a myth. Though if JJ's anaconda is indeed impressive, and Laura hasn't so much as used toys on herself before, some tearing could be unavoidable even if JJ's being gentle.
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It makes sense that I spend so much time looking for decent smut to read and end up finding some of the best in a quest thread.
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>>41127300
She didn't know what masturbation was let alone toys
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>>41127220
What anon is saying is losing your virginity doesn't have to hurt with proper lube and a relaxed environment. That said, given it's a common misconception JJ and Laura wouldn't know better
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>>41127234
>>41127300
>>41127338

I misread the post. My mistake.
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>>41127300
>tfw JJ is so hung that even that hardcore muthafuckin' gangtsa Cudda is intimidated by it
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>>41127044

I'm hitting f5 as fast as I can, why s there nothing but shitposting?
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>>41127364
>Cuda
>Having a smaller dick than a white boi
Not going to happen anon
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>>41127364
>after Collosus sees it he changes his name
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>>41127300
>Laura hasn't so much as used toys on herself before, some tearing could be unavoidable even if JJ's being gentle.
Laura has taken 50 caliber rounds to the abdomen. It's more a matter of her healing factor resetting everything.

And before we get into the perma virgin debate again. Her healing is based on her subconscious and self perception. It stops growing back when she stops considering herself to be a virgin.
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>>41127384
Go home Shlomo.
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>>41127377
The lewds got to much and crusty passed out due to heat stroke.
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>>41127384
>>41127389
It's a Healing Factor thing, I swear.

>yfw it really could be that they think they have a huge cock, and healing factor makes it so.
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>>41127390
What would happen if Laura went onto tumblr? Would she heal back as an obese black dolphin?
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Pre write the lewd mugga

The wait times for lewd is astronomical in comparison to your average
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>>41127424
As a morbidly obese, half-black, half-potato, half-angel dolphin-rhino, I find this highly offensive.
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>>41127390
You're still not getting me. I'm saying that the hymen in the overwhelming majority of cases, isn't something that needs to be torn at all. It would stop hurting, yes, but that would be after Laura is more relaxed and aroused and JJ is frankly better at sex.
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>>41127424
No. But, it is technically possible. There's a story line in the comics were a mutant copies Wolverines powers. A few days later her wakes up and looks like Wolverine. The healing factor basically shape shifted him.
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>>41127044
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
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>>41127456
I'm sorry, I forgot to check my privilege.
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>>41127505
>Not checking your privilege
You sicken me you white... White guilt spineless male
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>>41127540
Check your vertebrate privilege.
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>>41127300
If only they paid attention in those sex ed classes they didn't go to
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I think I know what happened. The Queen found out about Crusty's strong lewds and abducted him to be her personal smut monkey.
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>>41127666
That seems likely Satan.
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>>41127044

You there, Crusty?

>>41127666

Makes sense. Satan Trips confirm.
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>>41127666
Satan has spoken. Praise be to him
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AS GOD AS MY WITNESS THE LEWDS HAVE BROKEN CRUSTY IN HALF
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>>41127730

RKO

OUTTA NOWHERE!
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>>41127730
Bongland thought police must've got him. Time to infiltrate maximum security British prison.

Were gonna need at least two hair pins and a butter knife.
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>>41127804

Or you could just stand in a line and ask politely for his release.
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>(4/5)

Her form grinds against you, and you drink in her warmth, for a moment just savoring the frantic beating of her heart, the way her breath shudders through her, the way she smells. Licking at her earlobe, you slide your hands round her hips, cupping her firm ass. She’s unbelievably tight – too tight to take all of you, probably, at least right now.

She breathes in sharply as you begin to pace her, dragging her up and down your length, letting her get used to the feeling of you inside her. Her fingernails dig into your back as you pull her down deeper and harder, and once again you feel her tongue traversing the length of your neck, lapping at the fine layer of sweat that coats your skin.

Squeezing down hard on her buttocks, you pull her down further. Her back arches and she throws her head back, crying out. Slowly, you begin to pick up the pace, and Laura begins to buck against you, her body settling in to the rhythm you’ve guided her into. Sweat flicks from her as she lets you grind her up and down your cock, her breath escaping in short, sharp squeaks. You feel something jerk your head forward momentarily, and you realize that she’s wrapped her tiny hands around your horns, using them to level herself downwards, onto your eager length.

Suddenly, you feel her tighten around you, and her thrashing reaches its peak. She lets out a long moan as the orgasm rushes through her.

You’re not done, though.
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Everyone forgetting that Psycho Bitch used Laura as a personal toy back in the day?

Your waifu is shit, Anons, shit and used goods.
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>>41127845
>You’re not done, though.

BUTT

STUFF
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>>41127855
so is JJ
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>>41127855
>Still had hymn
Good enough for me anon
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>>41127876
JJ isn't a waifu so it doesn't matter
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>>41127855
Oh nooooooooo!!!!!!!! What will we doooooo!?!
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>>41127894
>implying

>implying so hard
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>>41127894

JJ is Laura's waifu
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>(5/5)

Tightening your grip upon her hips, you push forward.

She yelps in shock as you press her down against the ground, pushing deeper into her. Picking up the pace, you fuck her through the orgasm, her depths flexing and coursing around your girth as you continue to thrust. She thrashes under you, her breath heaving, her back arching against the ground. Gripping her knees, you push her legs back over her, trapping her arms under them and letting you press your full weight down on her. Feeling a snarl roll from your tongue, you push deeper, pounding into her, your balls slapping against her toned ass.

Eventually, you feel her once again reaching her zenith, her soft body twisting under you as though wracked by lightning. She squeals out your name as she climaxes again, and this time, the tightness of her folds around you cock is enough to drive you to orgasm. You feel your balls tighten and your stomach clench as a wave of raw, triumphant pleasure rushes through you, and you erupt inside her.

Pushing deep inside her with one final thrust, you collapse atop her, Laura’s body flexing and bucking softly under your weight, pushing itself up against you. Her moans trail away into ragged gasps, her legs wrapping around you the moment you release them from your grasp. The two of you remain entwined, soaking in on another’s scents, as you spill the last of your seed into her.

Probably not the best idea, but you're not thinking about that. You're thinking about her flesh at it bleats against yours. You're thinking about her eyes as they drift hazily through the afterglow of your attentions. You're thinking about her lips as you kiss them, and breath them in, and they mumble your name over and over...

>DONE
>SO DONE
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>>41127922

You're a trooper, Crusty.
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>>41127922
>Round 2
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>>41127922
excellent
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>>41127922
>>DONE
>>SO DONE
So what you're saying is there's more coming?
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>>41127922
>DONE

Is this vote or you really tired?
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>>41127922
Relationship level 5?
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>>41127922
this is only the beginning.
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>>41127922

Hooray, Laura's pregnant!

Now watch as the first thing Kimura does is kick her in the stomach.
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>HMQ 124: END

>Congratulations! X-Point!
>Congratulations! Congratulations!
>Congratulations! I'm fucking dead. I can't move. Can't think.
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>>41127922
You did good son, go get some sleep.
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>>41126992
>>41127015
>>41127044
>>41127845
>>41127922
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They sexed so hard JJ gained an XXX-point. Dayum.
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>>41127961
Man you are a negative anon and also the worst kind of fag, a namefag
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>>41127962
Chlorophyll kind sir.
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>>41127962
bank?
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>>41127962

Go sleep, fucker.

We love you.
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>>41127922

Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Laura.
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>>41127961
Nah, CJ mentioned that JJ's genes are so crazy right now that that can't happen.

>>41127962
Dude just default to Bank so you can sleep.
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>>41127962
Thanks for running

Chlorophyll pls


Pre write mugga pre write
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>>41127962
>We get an X-point
>From Boning Laura
>We can farm Laura for x-points while getting lewds at the same time
GAME OVER MAN
GAME OVER
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>>41127962
bank so you can sleep.
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>>41127962

Jesus Christ Crusty, just bank it and get to bed.
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All those condoms for nothing
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>>41127962
Thanks for running Crusty. Get some goddamn sleep.
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>>41127962
Crusty I am proud.

>Chlorphyll
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>>41128019
We can show Laura how to use them later ~
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>>41127962
Electromagnetic vision
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>>41127975

Assume the worst will happen, and you're almost always pleasantly surprised.
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>>41127962
Bank for wings, flying sex soon
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>>41128037
what is this?
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>>41127962
I want Chlorophyll but if you ain't up for a vote you can ban
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>>41127962
Adhesive touch level 2!
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>>41128051
A band
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>>41128049

>JJ and Laura can join the Mile High Club.
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>>41127962
Go to sleep, Crusty.
In the bank.
Also, you never updated the pastebin.
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>>41128053
*bank
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>>41127977
>>41128000
>>41128031
>>41128037
>implying vote

My brain is mush. I don't know what it is about smut that does this to me.

Next time.

>>41127991
Technically a year and a bit of semen.
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>>41128063
I thought we only had 1 point? Spent it on that wing extrap or something
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>>41128081
Goodnight man.
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>>41128081
Thanks for running Crusty
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>>41127962
Chloro please, I don't want to just default to bank
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>>41128081
good night
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>>41128081

Don't worry, Crusty, I think it's super cute that your brain melts around smut.
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>>41128085
You are correct.
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>>41127962
I'm going bank.

Gotta save up for Wings 3 so we can wrap them around Laura post-coitus.
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>>41128081

I love you.
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>>41128081
Kk, thanks for running mang. You are a sexual tyrannosaur
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>>41128105

Nice try.
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>>41128105
Ahahah we going to 3 points again nigga.
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>>41128130
Nice try what?
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>>41128044
Different anon here, you namefags are the worst kind of fag.

Well, to be fair, there is worse, but you're up there.
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>>41128044
Why assume when you know it literally can't happen. For now anyway.
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>>41128130
>>41128135
This is what I'm talking about, though it sounded like Crusty will run a vote next time
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>>41128105
Just vote for aa2 next time

Stay strong brother
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>>41128167

Yeah, at the end of the thread.

>>41128177

Wings 3
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>>41128135
Or Crusty will run a vote next thread
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>>41128184
Or at the beginning, why wouldn't he?
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that moment we earn 2 points at the end of next thread.
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>>41128184
You vote for what you want

And I'll vote for what I want
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>>41128209
Cause that'll eat the thread. For how much we post during votes that shit is for autosage territory.
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>>41128209
>why wouldn't he?

Because votes go at the end.

>>41128219

Or you could vote for the right power instead.
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>>41128237
Your faggotry is showing, don't make wings look like shit by association
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>>41128160

Because it prepares you for when it does/can happen?

I'm certainly not saying that everyone should always assume the worst possible thing, but things would be significantly more fucked in the world if nobody ever said "Well wait a minute, what are at least some of the ways that this could go wrong or be fucked with? How can we prevent them or prepare to handle them?"
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>>41128256
>Your faggotry is showing

But I'm not trying to vote for Claws 3.
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>>41128284
Just saying acting like a sonic scream fag ain't doing you any good.

For the record, I'd vote wings over the scalies power
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Sure it can, it just would end in a miscarriage. Nothing Crusty said impled she couldn't get preggars, just that the conception wouldn't be successful
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>>41128420
We don't need Loss edits
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>>41128420
Shit meant to quote
>>41128160
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>>41128433

Or do we?
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>>41128310
>Just saying acting like a sonic scream fag ain't doing you any good.

You mean a Druid fag?
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>>41128433
It doesn't mattee what we want/need, Crusty will decide. Sides miscarriages are not a big deal unless its late trimester. My sister in law had two before having my nephew
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There must be a lot of squeeing in Laura quest
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>>41128420
I don't think Laura can have a miscarriage. Healing Factor would fix it.
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>>41128450
I haven't seen Druid fags sperg once this thread, unless you count them wanting a vote. Its always reactionary antidruid fags that start shitposting, like now.

Quit being a cunt.
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>>41128450
Sorry to hear people liking things you don't like offends you so deeply.

Have you tried accepting that people have different opinions or committing suicide?
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>>41128488
It depends on whether the baby is considered a part of her. Last I saw, Crusry was on the fence about it
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>>41128500
>I haven't seen Druid fags sperg once this thread

Yeah. This thread.

But what about the countless others?

>Quit being a cunt.

Nah.

>>41128509
>Have you tried accepting that people have different opinions or committing suicide?

You do know I'm just doing this out of boredom, right?
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>>41128523
*Crusty

Shit I'm tired too
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>>41128534
Vertical cuts
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>>41128534
The last dozen are so threads I've seen are a bunch of kneejerk shit about JT or one very vocal antidruid fag, unless you consider the mere mention of wanting or talking about druid sperging
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>>41128574

Boredom!

>>41128585

See the above.
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>>41128597
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E6pP0YO8KGQ
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>>41128534
>>41128574
Make sure to tie the knot correctly, measure the length of it, and find a fixture that can support your weight
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>>41128646
>>41128650

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18
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>>41128663
But I'd have to buy everything a drink first
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>>41128663
That's understandable, you begin to feel apathetic about things when you are deprssed

Just make sure when you jump, its from a height of more then two hundred meters so you can reach terminal velocity. Wouldn't wanna survive the fall
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>>41128759
>more then two hundred meters
>more then
>two hundred meters
>meters
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>>41124339

How did I forget I had this pic.
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>>41128735
All Pepsi is shit
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>>41128800
Mhmm, about this high.
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>>41128854
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>>41128853
You aren't wrong. There's a diet pepsi in front of me and its awful
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>>41128853
>All Pepsi is shit

Nah.

>>41128891

If you don't like it then why drink it?
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>>41128908
Wild cherry approaches decent

That's about it
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>>41128933
>Wild cherry approaches decent

Just get cherry grenadine and mix it with something you do like.
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>>41129007
Why would I add cherry grenadine to cherry coke?
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>>41129063

Then why not drink Cherry Coke instead?
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>>41129095
Because I bought ginger ale
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>>41129196

Makes sense.
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>>41128081
Crusty, don't kill yourself for smut. Go to sleep then drop a paste some time later. Good night and get some sleep. Make sure to double up on vitamins.



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