LAST TIME ON SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUESTIt's time to head on home boys, but we can't ever go anywhere without our pet monkey wanting to tag along, now can we?Maybe picking up a space dog at some point would be a good ideaAlso there's a distinct possibility that god is crying as genetics are fucked up beyond repair.Then again I'm me and I'm a dirty dirty liar.But... you already knew that, didn't you my friend?So tell me, dear comrades, as we continue to write our stories.Where shall we go now?>A. The Last, Best Hope>B. The Boy, He Who Will Carry The Day>C. The Girl, She That Hold Secrets Dear
>A. The Last, Best Hope
>>41144229>A. The Last, Best HopeUh what the hell do the options mean exactly?
>>41144229>A. The Last, Best HopeSure.
>>41144229>>A. The Last, Best Hope
>>41144357Part o' the mystery, aint it?
>>41144394I just hope it isn't a timeskip or something important....
Option A wins, so we're continuing the story of good old Space Tony Stark.Writing
>>41144229>A. The Last, Best Hope
>>41144512Never thought about it but is that outline of Goku behind Arctus intentional in the OP?
I can tell, whatever happens here its going to be really goddamn weird.
>Tony StarkOk so I havent catched some of the stuff in this thread so forgive me if I look dumbbut wut
>>41144545That's there for every create a character in XV to use as a size reference.
>>41144574Our protag is basically a lizard tony stark
>>41144581oh...Well that's fucking cool
>>41144574No trust me there going to be a lot of 'wut' coming up I reckon.
>>41144229Right so, you're still you, and being you, that means that things are really weird around you, because, well, that's just sorta how your life works at this point. Sort of the downside to being the nephew of a space tyrant that controls at least half of the known universe that also has an insane amount of personal power.Oh yeah and you might accidentally be the father of some sort of half monkey half lizard abomination child thing that quite frankly both scares and slightly excites you.There's the fear that, if you are in fact going to be a father, what if the child really is some kind of medical abomination that shouldn't exist. Would you really have it in you to put down something that'd be in constant pain and suffering, especially if it's your own child?But even before that, Vegeta is one of the strongest people in the universe, yet the two of you are still nothing to Frieza, if she truly is pregnant, her facing Frieza would be out of the question. Yet knowing her, the stubborn woman would protest and try anyways.On the flip side of all this, the possible good things!You've been alone in the universe with naught but booze as your closest friend for thirty some odd years at this point. Having a family, even a dysnfunctional and fucked up one like you might have with Vegeta, the thought is... comforting in a way.Earth holds friends, and your ship might hold the future family you could have. Two things that you've really always wanted, and yet they've elluded your grasp for years upon years. Problems that could all be traced back to Frieza and what he's done....You really need to distract yourself for a while.>A. Find something on the ship, tinker for a bit>B. Go visit Inner Arctus>C. Talk with Vegeta (Approach how?)>D. Sleep>E. Try to contact Earth>F. Write in
>>41144771>See if we can't find out a way to test to see if Vegeta is pregnant
>>41144771>A. Find something on the ship, tinker for a bit
>>41144771>>A. Find something on the ship, tinker for a bitI feel this is something Arctus does a lot on his downtime.
>>41144771>>A. Find something on the ship, tinker for a bit
So I don't really read Kato's Tuffle quest because she runs at times where I'm either at work or busy with other things so I can't comment on her work.But compared to Chuckles and Sominus, is it weird that I sort of prefer the way that Eail's SAQ (SWQ not so much) Seems to be less focused on the actual DBZ aspect, and moreso the development of the main character as a real person?I mean like, compared to Kaguya, who had like 160 threads and one change to stop charging, in 20 of SAQ, we've seen a huge development in Arctus as he's formed bonds and actually grown to care for people.Before Earth and solid relationships, he was a sarcastic asshole that seemed to not care about anything really.Yet now he's found people that he 'loves', friends, whatever Vegeta is, etc. and seems to be very introspective and thoughtful.He's not a DBZ protag.He's a Person that we follow through their story.
>>41144940SOM can't into characters and characterization. Like fuck Kaguya's close circle of friends don't FEEL like close best childhood friends as much as we are TOLD they are. There's no banter there.
>>41144940I've always liked that type of quests, where the setting does little other than extend the characters personalities, creating less of an simple adventure, and more towards the growing of an individual.I always like it when I go back to the first part of a good quest and see how the characters have changed
>>41144994>SOM's fw everyone bullies him>He even shitposts about himself in his own threads as well as everyone else's, the masochist.
>>41145136I'm just tired of all the quest bashin'Can't we all just get along?Oh wait, no. This is 4chan. Nevermind.
>>41145136He's got good action. But I feel like everything in between the action is rushed and minimal as fuck to get the to next action faster.
>>41145136Yeah the SOM stuff makes me uncomfortable really because I like the guy and wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't for him.>>41145164He does the exact opposite of what I do.
>>41145185You guys need to fuse and become the perfect QM. Or fuck it up and become a fat/skinny version of the perfect fusion.
>>41144771All things considered, just clearing your head and finding some scrap electronics to play around with sounds like a really nice little idea.Avoiding the front of the ship, you mess around with a few things in the cargo area, finding several little devices that really aren't of any importance. There's a few tools around here as well that you can use to solder if it becomes necessary.Hell with your current power level, you don't trust yourself to not accidentally zap a hole in the floor while trying to precisely manipulate electronics.There's a sense of peace and familiarity as you strip down the devices to their basic parts, a hobby that you don't get to partake in very much these days, something that you miss a great deal.You used to do this with your mother.... right?It's hard to remember, you can recall what she looked like, and the tone of her voice, but any particular specifics that your mind may hold about your childhood are long gone. Just about everything was swallowed up by the memories of 'That' day.As your mind slips away into the warm embrace of memories that you can barely bring forth, your hands are keeping busy as well, with great precision starting to build a miniature model of the armor that you had designed for the Booze Hounds.The greatest mind in the universe reduced to building models of armor in the back of a ship with nothing more than a box of scrap.There's some humor there somewhere, but you really can't find it, still, this little activity makes you happy, and that's enough really. It's a distraction, and useful, you're at least visualizing how all of the pieces of this project are going to fit together.Soon enough you've got a little model of the armor sitting your hands, flashing lights and gizmos all. >A. Play around with this thing some more, it needs goddamn laser beams and hover boots. Only the best toys for...>B. Meditation>C. Talk with 'Geta (Approach how?)>D. Try to Contact Earth>E. Write in
>>41145225Fuck that, He only fuses with chuckles, Also Eail please NEVER crossover with som for the love of god
>>41145246>D. Try to Contact Earth
>>41145246>>A. Play around with this thing some more, it needs goddamn laser beams and hover boots. Only the best toys for...Ha I want to see where this leads.
>>41145225But I already do that anon-kun, sort of.>>41145247Likely won't happen, SOM doesn't like crossovers.
>>41145246>A. Play around with this thing some more, it needs goddamn laser beams and hover boots. Only the best toys for...Wonder if we could make it autonomous with a rudimentary AI? Or just make it remote controlled.
>>41145246>in the back of a ship...WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!Give it an awesome energy barrier shield thing.
>A. Play around with this thing some more, it needs goddamn laser beams and hover boots. Only the best toys for...Add some proper gundam shit
dont forget to archive, i think the faggot is still prowling
So who wants to help your old buddy Eail with a project or two?Anyone that's good at recoloring shit and doesn't make it look terrible, cause I do, I need a favor.Spoilers (no it fucking isn't) in this image, so don't click on it if you're a PURIST, but if you're cool with it.I need a lot more stuff like this, tweet it at me, poke me in threads when I show up, whatever.Eye color not necessary.
>>41145372Good call, just did that.
>>41145384Looks good so far.
>>41145384Only issue I see is that he wouldn't have the Bulma hair. More Saiyan like.
>>41145446Every so often, an enterprising neckbeard decides that he has had too much of quests on /tg/, and starts up a bunch of metathreads to (unsuccessfully) stir up hatred towards quests. When that fails, he gets even angrier and neckbeardier, and misarchives quests on the suptg archive.
>>41145446Misarchiver, fucked up a few of my threads in the past along with many others.>>41145472I take what I can get, nothing big necessary
>>41145515He goes Super God Neckbeard Super Neckbeard mode.
>>41145384Going off of this, give me a few names to work with that you guys like.Right now I'm working with Kale and Rhubarb in some fashions, because unless some weird shit happens, Trunks is gonna be a weird one.
>>41145618I digged Kale when it was mentioned.Gender neutral for which ever way you want to go.
>>41145618Kale sounds like a good saiyan dude name.
>>41145618Kale, Good name for a girl or boy
Kale is the name of all of my avatars, so yeah
>>41145690Gale is a few of mine.
Kale sounds pretty cool, all things considered
>>41145618Romanescu. I just like the way the vegetable looks.
>>41145742NessNescuRomanCuOptions are here at least.
>>41145246You're having fun with this, no reason to stop now when there's a lot more than you could do to upgrade this little thing. Having a little model of your project is nice and all, so why not go all the way and give it a rudimentary onboard AI along with blasters and hover boots?Normal people do that right?Of course they do, you're completely normal, that's why you're pulling up one of the hundreds of various AI programs that you've written over the past several years, one of which being kept around for just such an ocassion!Yeah okay you aren't normal, with how often you visit PTO-chan and fuck around with the guys on there due to your lack of anything actually productive to do, you'd probably be on several space watch lists if you weren't so good at covering your tracks.There's a bit of biting at the back of your mind that says you should go and see how the GRAPE comercial is currently doing, or if you need to step up your shitposting once again and make sure that Frieza will never be able to live this down.Until you brutally murder him at least.Would all the guys would believe you on that one if you snap a pick of his head post death? You'd become a legend on the holonet, that's for sure. Eh, notoriety might not be worth it, though the idea does cause a grin to show up as you finish up your little machinations and soon have a miniature suit of armor zipping around the cargo bay and firing it's blaster at small targets.The vocals are a bit wonky at the moment, but it's pulling off poses after finishing it's 'attack run' in a fashion very similar to that of the Ginyu force.>A. Pose with your new little friend.>B. Meditation>C. Vegeta time>D. EARF RING RING>E. Wrinte in
>>41145781K A L EALE>>41145837>C. Vegeta time
>>41145837>C. Vegeta timeHave we shown her the "Video"?, LET'S SHOW HER THE VIDEO!
>>41145837>E. Get to know our new robo-friend. He's practically a new life-form in his own right."You want to choose your name or do you want me to give it to you?"
>>41145837>>A. Pose with your new little friend.FIRST AND FOREMOSTThen>C. Vegeta time
>>41145874This and pose.
So how do we think Kale's powers are going to manifestArcosian transformations would be too difficult/weird.Super saiyan is likely, but probably too easy.Stand thing that Arctus used against Knight?
>>41145837>>D. EARF RING RING
>>41146010Not a damn clue. Everyone is blind here including Eail.
>>41146010 what if he dosent transform at all?
>>41146010Well. He could just unlock his full potential and become ULTIMATE! Because that is much cooler than SSJ.
>>41146183Don't you mean mystic?
>>41146212Get out of my quest
>>41146212No. Because that's stupid.
>>41146212Get the fuck out
>>41145837If you weren't commonly thought of as a useless drunkard, your opinion on your next actions might be slightly different.You also probably spent way too much time watching cartoons from Earth after you downloaded several terrabytes of their programing before you left.Cute things are cute, kinda like Vegeta when she kicks in her sleep, sorta like a puppy that's running in it's sleep. Doesn't hurt when the cute girls end up ripping the big bad's head off... or get one of their own bitten off because they didn't pay attention.DarkFalling in step alongside your new little companion, it looks up to you, locking gazes with the man it recognizes as it's comrade. "You know we should really come up with a name for you, want me to pick?" You ask the small bot, and it gives a thumbs up and the two of you share an incredibly manly nod with each other.As though it's been perfectly coreographed between you two, your arms shoot up in an X formation across your chests, right foot sliding back before you launchs a series of quick blows meant to convey style.Ending with a jumping roundhouse kick, you and the robot adopt a pose and a grin, and you can already imagine the fireworks shooting out from behind you along with a beautiful sunset."You're an idiot, you know that?" Vegeta dryly says from where she's leaning against the door frame of the cargo bay, arms crossed and looking like she's been standing there for a while.>A. Love you too 'Geets>B. It's fun, you should try it.>C. Oh yeah, say hello to my little friend, his name is XXX>D. Anything wrong?>E. Write inJiraiya was my favorite character from Naruto
>>41146347>>B. It's fun, you should try it.
>>41146347>"Yeah but I'm your idiot. You should try posing sometimes, it's great for cardio. Also this is XXX, I named him after my favorite Vin Diesel movie."
>>41146393I know the XXX was just for a fill-in space but I couldn't resist
>>41146421You can call him X if you want.Megaman references out the dick.Storm Eagle up in this bitch.
>>41146393I love this, supporting.
>>41146460X is cool. Can we give him power-adapting skills too, to truly make him like X?
>>41146347I'll also support this: >>41146393
Gonna leave this one open for a bit so you guys can discuss possible names if you want, and also anything you may want to talk to Vegeta about.I'll go grab a shower and think about all of you, but especially Chuckles.Once you've been with a man and fused like we have, hard to get 'em off your mind, you know?
I like the name "X". It's simple and references a type of fighting robot. Like a man, but more mega.
>>41146500Yo Eail, didnt you like these guys quests?What happened? He seems to be a cool guy
>>41146539Like some kind of ultra fighting robot?
>>41146556Nah, I'd say super more than ultra. We have to tell Vegeta that he rocks, I mean X.
>>41146520Make X the babies' godfather.
>>41146618Not Gohan or Krillin?Or Cooler? For shame anon
>>41146682There can more than one godfather. Make X, Kami, and Cooler all godfathers.
>>41146682Gohan and Krillin are useless annoyances. Cooler will probably try to kill us eventually.
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
>>41146724Also X's godfathers are Nappa, Jenkins, and Ginyu.
>>41146785Kingdom Hearts is convoluted!
>>41146785YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAYPLEEEEASE OH BABYDON'T GO!
>>41146785Oi it ain't time for that yet mate
>>41146347"Yeah but I'm your idiot. You should try posing sometimes, it's great for cardio. Also this is XXX, I named him after my favorite Vin Diesel movie. I call him X for short." You say with a nod and an incredible amount of confidence in your voice to back that point up.X flies up and lands on your shoulder, seemingly starting to flex and show off, trying to impress Vegeta with his overall macho-ness.The sky is in fact, not the limit, for a fighting robot at least macho man.You're rather unsure why you have the sudden urge to snap into a beefstick all of a sudden, but decide to brush it off as just a weird little stomach craving because you spent all that brain energy on getting this little guy to work, but hey, you did it, and you're awesome."Indeed, you are, the little one however best learn it's place, else the scrap pile will be the least of it's worries." Vegeta replies, while raising an eyebrow at X to make sure that the message was understood.To the bot's credit, he immediately snaps into a salute, still standing on your shoulders.Why is she better at this than you are again?"If you wish for a partner to do those ridiculous poses with, go find the Ginyus, I'll be caught dead before you can force me to act like that." She scoffs, raising her nose a bit in defiance at the thought."Love you too 'Geets, such a healthy friendship we have together." You reply in the same rather dry tone while glancing down at your new companion, who simply gives you a shrug in response.>A. So I wanted to talk with you about something (what?)>B. Needed me for anything?>C. Go do something else (What)>>41146846I have way too many ideas in my head for way too many projects
>>41146956>"How are you doing?"
>>41146956>C, call Bulma and show off X
>>41146956>A. "So. I just want to let you know, I'm totally down for being a Dad. I'll be honest in that I'm nervous as HFIL but I think that's common right? I just want to do the right thing and in my mind that's being there for you."
>>41147044>>41146956Sure but say it somewhat fast cause of nerves.
>>41147064We gonna be an awesome dad, who builds a cradle that mimics Frieza's hover chair....and has rockets.
>>41147044>>41147064So basically go full spaghetti on it?
>>41147107Ease into it with asking how she's doing, then slowly descend from suave and diplomatic Arctus into a pit of you-too and spaghetti as he gets closer to the meat of the matter.
>>41147107Not FULL spaghetti, but the dude is nervous.
>>41147044>>41147064>>41147107>>41147128>>41147129>>41147133This is a god damn space lizard tony stark BOX OF SCRAPS guy paired up with a female logical not retarded version of Vegeta from DBZWhy in the name of FUCK does this feel more natural than all of Kaguya and VidelI know we rag on sominus a lot but jesus, this should NOT be working
>>41147153Next thing we'll be asking her to marry us.Then we'll become PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS! (By marriage).
>>41147153Cause Kaguya and Videl wasn't an action scene. Though to be fair, the fight was pretty good.
>>41147153Because it IS more natural than them
>>41147153Yeah I don't get it either.Seems to work out though!
>>41147221Think Arcos will l have to attend Space Alcoholic Anonymous in order to be a better father? I'm down for that.
>>41147153Because these two are very damaged individuals and one of them is, by earth standards at least, past her 'prime' no matter how attractive she actually is.These are adults with adult problems that comfort each other through their bodies and pure companionship.We don't need to see the finer details to pick that up, the general way they act and react towards each other is enough to pick up on it.
>>41147288Arctus*...I keep making these silly mistakes.
>>41147290Are we sure this is still a DBZ quest because this shit got deep all of a sudden
>>41147221because eails good at writing character arcs
"So how are you doing right now? Not feeling any sort of sickness, nothing wrong, cramps?" You question the woman, probably sounding slighty more nervous and worried than you intended to. The whole revelations thing that she'd dropped on you earlier still pretty fresh in the mind and all the possible things that could go wrong starting to flood into your head.Vegeta looks slightly lost with your sudden burst of concern, raising her brow from her location still standing in the doorway of the cargo bay. "Yes, I'm currently feeling fine, no problems. What's gotten into you all of a sudden?" She asks in response."Oh you know, just kinda worried after that conversation we had earlier is all... was wondering if you were maybe just sick or... y'know." You reply, before things start to get a little awkward in the silence"I mean I just want to let you know, I'm totally down for being a Dad. I'll be honest in that I'm nervous as hell but I think that's common right?" You ask in the middle of your rambling, starting to speak faster and faster through the entire thing and even stumbling on a few of your words from the speed. "I just want to do the right thing and in my mind that's being there for you. Cause I mean, if we're really gonna have a kid I really wanna make sure everything goes okay and that it has a good home and we can both be there 'cause we lost out families and we gotta make sure that doesn't happen to the kid because I wanna make sure I'm there for it and you too.">CONT>CONT>CONT
>>41147523X has now flown off of your shoulder and is standing on a nearby box watching you go, you'd probably be red in the face at this point from your awkward rambling that's borderline crazy at this point but you're still just talking and using your hands to express your points.It's not until Vegeta steps over and grabs your hands to restrain you, do you finally shut up."Are you done? Gonna pass out due to a lack of oxygen?" She asksShaking your head, you try to speak again only to get a hand over your mouth"Calm down." Slowly taking the appendage off of your mouth>A. Can't stop won't stop, I'm just a rambling man (Anything else you want to say? I like this)>B. Shut up and listen>C. Kiss her>D. Write in>E. Say 'It'
>>41147544>E, then C
>>41147544>B. Shut up and listenAfterwards>E. Say 'It'
>>41147544>>B. Shut up and listenAnd when its appropriate. >C. Kiss her
>>41147544>A. Can't stop won't stop, I'm just a rambling man (Anything else you want to say? I like this) "We've been through a lot together, I didn't share the energy with you just because I wanted you to live but because I needed you"spaghetti >C Kiss her
>>41147544>B. Shut up and listen
>>41147544>E."WILL YOU MARRY ME?!" Then pause and direct X to find us something suitable for a ring.
>>41147544>>B. Shut up and listen
>>41147600We want them to be happy, not miserable anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7ysc-bX964This feels disgustingly relevant at the moment, how appropriate I was listening to it
>>41147625I guess your right. I've never seen a stable marriage in my life, so its probably better off....Man I just made myself depressed.
>>41147718Waifus don't betray you anon
>>41147625just wait til Bulma realizes her feelings, then everyone will be happy
>>41147750Horrible Pervert is that you? Its okay to let go.
>>41147750It isn't happening
>>41147544>C. Kiss her>E. Say 'It'
>>41147750not saying it will happen, but if I had to pick between a space lizard and Yamcha....
>>41147828Unless it's Kato's Yamcha, Yamcha's a total bro ni that one
>>41147828At least somewhere down the multiverse, yamchas getting some sweet monkey pussy that will keep him alive at all costs
>>41147828>pick between a space lizard and YamchaYamcha had no chance
>>41147841Everytime we look away both him and Maple will have more Gundam theme'd moves.
>>41147841As he is SOM's, he was the only who thought we had a chance against Frieza, as is Chucklefuck's.
>>41147844Speaking of which when is chuckles going to run another space monkeys? It's been waaaaay to long since the last one
>>41147919We gonna get MAXIMUM Broly action too. I'm excited.
When your mouth is completely free and you have the ability to speak yet again, you surprisingly stay quiet, to let Vegeta say whatever it is she wants... assuming she isn't just gonna slap you for acting like a fool, decent chance of that one really."Now then, foolish little man, listen to me and listen well." The shorter woman softly says to you, drawing very close."You are the castaway broken mocked toy of the Cold family. They abuse, humiliate and degrade you until you're needed by them." Her hands are on your chest pushing you back against a bunch of cargo, slowly boxing you in so there's no escape."I'm the disgraced Princess of a dead race that was betrayed and genocided because we did our job far too well. The only even remotely civil contact I had for over twenty years was a crazed fool and a tired old general.""Until you.""You've treated me with respect, given me the means to improve myself beyond what any saiyan before has done, saved my life multiple times, and trusted me with the information that could have you killed in a heartbeat. All because you trusted me."Growling as she pushes you against the boxes, Vegeta has a possessive look in her eyes. "I trust you."That's all that needed to be said, forcing your lips against her's in a kiss that you're not really sure what all it might mean.It really doesn't matter.>A. Timeskip to Arcosia>B. Continue this scene, post >C. MEANWHILE ON EARTH>E. Write in
>>41147932Towa teleported him away.
>>41147942>B. Continue this scene, post
>>41147896And this one, if I remember correctly he was the first Earthling to trust us.
>>41147942>B but through X's point of view.
>>41147956He was, you called Yamcha a friend and that meant a lot to him.
>>41147942>B. Continue this scene, postHAH LIKE WE'RE LETTING YOU GET OUT OF THIS EAIL!
>>41147942>C. MEANWHILE ON EARTHI'm curious to see if anything is developing on Earth.Or if it's just Goku still being super hype about facing off against Arctus one day and training his ass off with his friends.
>>41147942>C. MEANWHILE ON EARTH
>>41147942>DIf that isn't allowed, C.
>>41147942>>B. Continue this scene, postAh fuck it, no brakes.>Vegeta has a possessive look in her eyes.Hnng
>>41147960>>41147976>>41147978>Not wanting Eail to post awkward smut finallyPLEBIANS!
>>41147942>>B. Continue this scene, postI know we are putting you on the spot Eail. Good luck.
>>41147997>implying Earth doesn't hold awkward Bulma/Robo-Arctus smut.
>>41147942>B. Continue this scene, postTime for a hot saiyan makeout!
>The shit I put up with for you peopleI guess I'll be writing pastebin smut now.All in favor of forcing Chuckles to write the next update while I do this say Ayefuckers
>>41147942>B. Continue this scene, postthere is no escapeyou're lewd with us now
>>41147942>>B. Continue this scene, post >>C. MEANWHILE ON EARTH
>>41148054Do you have him available right now?
>>41148054I say we make X have to witness it instead of us but you gave us the option. Whadja think was goin to happen?
>>41148054you LOVE it don't lie
>>41148073Kinda, maybeYell loud enough and he might do it
>>41148054Hahaha no, Nice try Eail you gotta learn to multitask!Also i would like to state I REGRET NOTHING!
>>41148054AyeAlthough you can write it in a pastebin when you're not hammering out posts for SAQ. That kind of writing takes time, and it'd be kind of awkward to halt SAQ while we wait for the pastebin.
>>41148108Far enough.If I promise to write the crap before I go to bed can we continue on rather than awkwardly halting the game so you guys can jack it to my smut
>>41148133So timeskip to after the smut?
>>41148095Fuck off I have anti snake measures to complete
>>41148170Kay, Also don't think chuckles can bail you out on this one Eail, We'll be watching....
>>41148170Alright sounds good.Hang in there.
>>41148171>>41148171I smell chuckles without his name on
>>41148254...You can smell through the internet? That's a useful skill. Can you teach me, oh great smelly-sensei?
You're gonna have to make a mental note to stay out of the cargo bay for the remainder of your journey to Arcosia. It's gonna smell like sex for the rest of this trip unless you completely space the area, and that'd probably be a reaaaaally bad idea considering there's actual stuff in here that it'd probably be best not to lose.Laying on the rough floor with Vegeta currently sprawled out on top of you, there's a sudden realization that you should PROBABLY delete all memories X may have of this if the lil bastard was around and actively spying on you during that little escapade.Man you're really gonna need a shower at some point, and that's just gonna lead to more of this... probably, so what's the point, just lay here for a while and stare at the roof of a spaceship that's currently traveling at the basic equivalent of warp six.Science is fucking awesome.You hiss a little as you move and the claw marks frmo Vegeta burn up again. She decided to get a little agressive during all of that, moreso than usual, poor you.The woman herself though, she seems to be slightly out of it, not having regained her senses just yet. You're really glad she has a few spare outfits because the current shreds of the one she was wearing wouldn't be very useful at this point, and as much as you WOULD like to have her walking around in the buff, that's not very kosher.Wouldn't want her to catch a cold after all.>A. Tease her, saiyans aren't supposed to be so cute like this.>B. Enjoy the silence>C. Assert dominance again (How?)>E. Write in SpeechVote on what kinda kinks and stuff you want me to write smut about, you god damn deviants
>>41148133I'll give you a hint to writing smut, get a theme, don't think after that, pic related final step
tfw no one cares about what's going on on Earth anymore
>>41148314>B. Enjoy the silence
>>41148314>>A. Tease her, saiyans aren't supposed to be so cute like this.
>>41148314>>A. Tease her, saiyans aren't supposed to be so cute like this.>>C. Assert dominance again (How?)pet her head and stroke her tail
>>41148329I anon, I know. We can get together and have a pity party on Earth.
>>41148351Second, Deleting old vote
>>41148329>>41148375I'll railroad you back to earth at some point if I have to.Don't you want to see Gohan's GAINS after you told him to get strong?
>>41148391Oh sweet fuck he's as strong as Recoome, isn't he?
>>41148314>>A. Tease her, saiyans aren't supposed to be so cute like this.>>C. Assert dominance again (How?)play with her tail til she calls us Captain
>>41148408Chi-Chi isn't pleasedGoku couldn't be happierI'll leave it at that for now
>>41148133You know...This is the second time in two days where a QM had to deal with writing smut for their Lizard man MC.Must be a sign or something.
>>41148433FUCK!He's as strong as Ginyu!?He a real super sand lesbian!?
>>41148448Homeless mutant quest?I used to follow that but dropped off around thread 60 or so when JJ kinda... vanished/got erased/ whatever the fuck happened
>>41148448Delicious lizard ass, no one can escape the mutant lizard ass.
>>41148391mostly I want more SCIENCE time with Bulma and to find out just how strong that fruit liqueur is gonna be>>41148433>Chi-Chi isn't pleasedjust wait til we teach him SCIENCE, he'll be the smartest kid on Earth>Goku couldn't be happierwe can take him with us for a while, give Gohan time to study to cool Chi chi down
>>41148466Yup if you care about spoilers don't hover over this.JJ and Laura finally had sex.
>>41148466That was over after a short while, few threads I think.Some shit has gone down since then.Bretty gud
>>41148466Eail, it's still going on, and it's getting even better. Crusty is KILLING himself writing smut, and he also has another quest going on Akun.
>>41148503So what was the deal with him disappearing anyways?
>>41148517I felt him dying last night man. From both sleep depravation and lewds.
>>41148517I feel kinda bad for crusty... oh well
>>41148482>>41148496>>41148503Fun fact, I almost made an incredibly similar quest many months ago until I ran across HMQ and realized that there was no way I could pull it off.16 year old kid wakes up in NYC with hella bad amnesia and vaguely wolverine type powers but not really, along with the potential to adapt.So in other words I was stealing Crusty's quest without ever having read it, then I got really hype and couldn't stop reading it.D-do you guys think Crusty-senpai might notice me one day ;~;
>>41148527Typhon stuck him in a pod/cacoon thing that hypercharged their X-gene
>>41148557Eail, Gilgamesh when?
>>41148557Eail you fuckin nerdI love youCrusty will only notice if you become a crack bitch
>>41148557If you ever have time catch up and join us in the lives. Its still pretty good.And no probably not.
How bored is Nail right now?
>>41148738wishing that literally anything would happen right now, doesn't even care what
>>41148755>NNNNNAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLL>Come itch my AAAASSSSS!!!!Your wish, is our command.
>>41148738"NAAAAAAIL! I GOT AN ITCH OF A BITCH ON MY LEFT ASSCHEEK, COME SCRATCH IT!"
>>41148738>>41148755>>41148774>>41148799Nailquest whenjust imagine, all the boredom of Namek, only now with more lazy evil overlord of a boss!Get on it Chuckles. Or Eail. Or whoever.Actually do not get on it, you will regret it.
"You know, I'm pretty sure saiyans aren't supposed to look this cute, you sure you're really the Princess of the saiyans, and not some much more adorable race?" You tease Vegeta, nipping at her ear before starting to gently play with her tail.You're not really trying to get her rilled up again, so you keep the attention on her very sensitive area down to a rather controllable level. One hand focused on her rear and the furry appendage back there, your other one starts to run through the saiyan woman's hair.She lightly whines at your teasing of her with words, and the way you're manipulating her body once more. "Fucking jerk..." She manages to eek out while writhing in your arms, obviously struggling to control herself, despite the obvious evidence that you're the one in control here.Control though... well that's fairly interesting. "You know 'Geta... I'll stop if you be a good little Princess and submit to your Captain." You breathe into her ear, your finger lightly trailing across her tail, trying and succeeding in getting the girl to shiver in your arms."N-never damn it." She moans out, her soft, yet still muscular body rocking back and forth on top of yours.All of a sudden, you grip her tail, not tight enough to hurt, but enough that Vegeta gasps and straightens out, her eyes going wide and her tongue lolling out of her mouth as you seem to have put the woman into shock.She mutters something so low you can barely hear it. Causing a grin to show up as you speak "Louder Vegeta, I can't hear you~""Please... 'tain" She mutters once again, before you squeeze her tail at a spot you've become very well acquainted with recently "P-please Da...Captain!" She yells, before collapsing on top of you, panting heavily.>A. Good girl>B. Say 'It'>C. Take Vegeta to bed>E. Write in (Speech or options)
>>41148823Get on it Kato!
>>41148848>A. Good girl>C. Take Vegeta to bed>Give her a peck on the cheek
>>41148536I want Crusty to write, but I also want him to NOT DIE. He's autoimmune because he overstressed himself, and this isn't getting better.
>>41148848>"P-please Da...Captain!"There are so many things you can make from that.And I am rather worried one of them was "Dad".
>>41148848>>A. Good girl>>C. Take Vegeta to bed>>B. Say 'It'in that order, final answer
>>41148848DAMN IT EAIL! I HAVE A STIFFY THE SIZE OF RHODE ISLAND NOW!
>>41148903its funny, cause I actually almost wrote "Daddy" instead of captain when i voted
>>41148823WHO WANTS ONE SHOTS SPIN OFFS?remember when I said I'd do one for Spike? I don't
>>41148903She totally almost called us Daddy and you know it.Mind you that makes my dick super hard
>>41148891He's just gotta QM at a reasonable time (for bongland). Not be up til 5 am writing smut for us degenerates. As fun as it was.
>>41148926>>41148938Disgusting, Incest makes me go soft as a kitten
>>41148925That's pretty small anon>>41148823Me doing more quests is a baaaaaaaaad idea>>41148929Have fun with your lizard adventure?
>>41148848>B. Say 'It'"Bananas...."
>>41148938>>41148947Dammit also works. Also fits knowing Vegeta.
>>41148969Please no incest backstory Eail, Shit's disgusting>>41148975GODDAMNIT CHUCKLES! I NEEDED THOSE SIDES!
>>41148947>incestI always looked at the whole daddy thing as the girl referring to the dude as "the guy who holds the most power over me" which for most people is their father. maybe not the best way to look at it but there you go
>>41148977Wouldn't have been capitalized though.>>41148998>Please no incest backstory EailTHAT is what you took away from that? Damn anon...
>>41148947>>41148998No incest, promise that one>>41149006This guy has a pretty good grasp on what that was, don't think about it too much
>>41149019>No incest, promise that oneThanks for being a good guy Eail!
>>41149006Maybe it's because she is totally 100% sure she knows she is pregnant, and was going to attempt to practice calling Arctus "Daddy" so it would flow more naturally when speaking about him to their child.Fuck, too deep. I'm in too fucking deep.
>>41149029Come up for air anon.
>>41148975Yo chuckles, When you runnin space monkey's again? It's been waaaaay to long since the last one
>>41149066It'd be nice if he ran pokemang first.
>>41149066its been like, a bit over a week and I've been busyI'll probably do something tomorrow? maybe
"Good girl." You simply say as you gather Vegeta up in your arms and get back onto your feet. She's snuggling up next to you and seems embarassed but rather comfortable with the current position she's in.Starting to walk out of the cargo bay, you spot X off to the side, aiming his blaster at some small targets he'd set up. "You're in charge of the ship until morning X, I put my full faith in you." You say as serious as possible to the small bot, who gives you a crisp salute in response.Shooting off through the door towards the front of the ship, you part ways with the small bot as you head to the bedroom near the back.Not nearly as comfortable as the one back on your ship, but eh, it'll do.The two of you certainly don't need to strip down to get into bed, so it's a simple matter of managing to get Vegeta in and crawling in beside the saiyan, who has already wrapped herself around you once again.Putting an arm around the woman's shoulders, you can't help but feel content."I love you." The words easily flow from your mouth."Y-you too..." Vegeta shyly says in response, a blush on her face before she punches you in the arm and ducks down into the pillow to hide herself.Yeah... life is good.>SPACE ALCHOLIC QUEST #21 END>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20QuestI'd say your social link went up, but that's slightly redundant innit
>>41149185Thanks for running Eail! Also.I wanna see it go up anyways!
>>41149185>I'd say your social link went up, but that's slightly redundant innitI'll say.Thanks for running mang.
>>41149213>CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE INCREASED YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SAIYAN VEGETAHappy bruv?
>>41149241Yes, I am super happy.
>>41149241Not that guy, but yes.I look forward to more Arcosian Adventures next time, Eail. See you then!
So remember when you fucks were all freaking out at Femgeta?And now we have this?Believe in the Eail
>>41149280>So remember when you fucks were all freaking out at Femgeta?I was?
>>41149280We're still freaking out about it. But she put her foot down so we rolled with the punches.
>>41149185Yes, yes indeed.I can't wait for everything to go horribly, horribly wrong.Thanks to the timeline being fucked up, our not!trunks Kale may be old enough to not be a gag character when some of the middle-ground major fights pop up.
>>41149295I assume you mean the spaghetti Arctus was dropping earlier?
>>41149317Femgeta gets what Femgeta wants.
>>41149358Hold on, man, I don't think my boner can handle that.Femgeta, what does the scouter say about your fetish level!?
Guys I found how that question earlier about Stands, Super Saiyans, and Arcosian transformations, what we have to do is simple and all explained in the image
>>41149397I'd give you an answer for that but nobody voted on kinky shit for the smut so even I don't know!You can do that know if you wantJust saiyanMakes my job a bit easier I think
>>41149410>The Beast is Dio>I still don't give a fuckI want to see what an Arcosion x Saiyan looks like when going blonde.I fully expect an incredibly poofy tail, as well as bio-armor plates growing over vital areas.
>>41149435I'd say it'd be rather vanilla. Vegeta likely doesn't have too much experience, nor kinks because she spent more time killing than browsing PTO-chan or fucking.So domineering very rough ubermensch fucking is a go?
>>41149435Loving tender, beg to be knocked up, crying, lactation for no reason cause fuck you I love it
>>41149435Vanila, Maybe MAYBE some buttstuff
>>41149530Pass on the lactation man.
>>41149535Huh, is Vegeta the kinda girl that'd like butt stuff?What kinda butt stuff we talking here anyways?>>41149494Maybe>>41149530LewdHow about sexual bullying? Calling her a Dirty Monkey and the such? Chuckles suggested it
>>41149535I can see it now>Kato can't help, she already informed him thusly>Chuckles will be busy and unable to provide tips or halp>Crusty is busy fighting the Queen, so no begging there>Aspie is too busy writing another eight smut scenes>SOMNIUS OUTTA FUCKIN' NOWHERE teaches Eail the ways of writing smut, the likes of which have not been seen for a thousand years, for secretly, SOM is the LEGENDARY SUPER LEWD!Place your bets.
>>41149595>including touching fluffy tail, or I will gnaw on your spine
>>41149646Duh, implying that one was even an option>>41149625Fuck you for making me laugh>>41149629Crusty has no idea who I am same with Aspie so that'd just be weird if I asked for help all of a suddenJUST A NO NAME FOOL OVER HERE
>>41149667>Crusty has no idea who I am same with Aspie so that'd just be weird if I asked for help all of a suddenBreh, is there any pain in trying?Now go, new creature of the lewds, go forth and grow your pe - power.POWER.I'm not a faggot, I swear.
>>41149686I don't believe you anon
>>41149686>Breh, is there any pain in trying?Yes, for CrustyThe poor man is dying doing smut for his OWN quest.
>>41149712Coming from a Jojo poster?I do not need your support!I totally do not want Eail's dick in me. And I feel like Chuckles shouldn't join in either, that would be disgusting.
So far we have sexual bullying, crying, tail play, begging to be impregnated, rough and dominating into tender and loving, and some form of analWHAT ELSE WE GOT BOYS
>>41149732Hey man, maybe break those up a bit, we need to let Eail have some themes for later.I say this time we go with her on top, mainly. She was totally in control prior to the lewd, after all, pushing him against them crates and what-not.
>>41149725So basically you're asking our QM to breed your boypussy?That's hella lewd mang
>>41149725I like jojo, as does eail
>>41149763Hey, I'll have you know I would never molest a boy.Men are fair game, walking around with their rippling muscles and incredible facial hair.And it's hard to be gay for dudes when you lack the proper genitalia for it.That was just to prove a point, I most certainly do have the proper genitals for malexmale homolording, be jealous.
>>41149820I'm from TexasI lack understanding on this notion.Trap?Someone help I'm far too unfamiliar with the modern world to know what's happening!
>>41149805Faggots, the lot of you!I'll be over here, alone, in the dark, with no one around for miles, just sitting here, waiting.Don't show up, or anything, you bunch of homos.
>>41149820anon it's time to stop posting,>>41149805You both have excellent taste
>>41149879>anon it's time to stop posting,It's never time to stop, no end to this wildly drunken ride.
SONO CHI NO SADAME
>Mfw Arcus is pregoo
>>41145145>Can't we all just get along?>Oh wait, no. This is 4chan. Nevermind.I'm a 4channer and I love you, fellow 4channer <3.Let us shitpost about overzealous moderation together and discuss how those other websites just don't have enough people calling each other nigger faggots, united in our love and our need to troll and shitpost.Through top keks, unity.
>>41148314>It's gonna smell like sex for the rest of this trip unless you completely space the area, and that'd probably be a reaaaaally bad idea considering there's actual stuff in here that it'd probably be best not to lose.Unless Arcosian and Saiyan biology is vastly different to humans, throw some baking soda on it.
>>41149879we're almost at bump limit, might as well shitpost this over the edge
>>41151420NOONE EXPECTS THE SHITPOST INQUISITION!