stat mealso: what system could be used for this setting?
>>41154491Body 50Agility 40Intellect 30Soul 6015% Oration100% Living in basement40% Computer operation30%Animation10 Unnatural Hardened Notches.
>stat meMaster Ruseman: 200000000>What system?Nobilis or Amber.
Knowledge (science) -80
>>41154491>also: what system could be used for this setting?Fucking Unknown Armies.
>>41154491Can someone explain this thread for a newbie?
>>41155889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPwYou're in a for a wild fucking ride.
>>41155889New Ager with barely-restrained loathing for the penis makes Extra Credits style videos about the history of Atlantis and cosmic soulfields and whatever other bullshit comes spilling out of his mouth.
A better question is whether or not it is viable to create a campaign setting based on spirit science.Complete with Martian jews with uncontrollable magical spirit chariots and a giant stone spaceship buried under the earth that protects the world from alien invasion on a routine basis.
We need to create a drinking game for this.
>>41154491Logic 0%Intelligence 5%Woo 97%Sense 0%System? I'd say FATAL, but FATAL has too many rules. No, THIS setting runs entirely on the power of your imagination (meaning whatever you make up at any given moment).
>>41156316>We need to create a drinking game for this.correction we need to create a non-lethal drinking game for this...
>>41156355See that is the trick, we can't have this end up like taking a shot when the doll says desu~
>>41155985>Complete with Martian jewsno, no, no martains and jews are two different alien species, jews come from an unknown planet in the far future because they weren't spiritual enough to evolve. Martains come from mars and have removed all abilities to feel emotion, that's why they're pissed all the time and want to take over the world.I know this sounds like I'm mocking spirit science, and that was the intent, but the actual content is not too far off from this...
>>41156316>>41156355Every time he mentions Thoth, take a shot of a watered down martini.Don't worry, by the end you'll be completely hammered.
>>41156423Take a shot everytime he butchers the mythology of an ancient culture?
>>41154491Jews: From Space.
>>41156423>by the end you'll be completely hammered.or dead from alcohol poisoning......oh wait you said a watered-down martini?...should be safe then...
>>41156438Just drinking soda would kill you by the second episode.
>>41156438Take a shot of crystal water! (That's when you put a crystal in some water to infuse it with the positive crystal energy. The Spirit Science guy swears by it)
>>41155985Actually it would make a pretty fun if stupid campaign setting imo. Player stats based on chakras, energy-woo magic, magic crystals, astral travel and channeling, secret histories and conspiracy theories, alien invaders, polar shifts, and ascending to other dimensions would make for a pretty good game. The major downside is there would be very little violence, it would have to be all hugs and dolphins or you'd fuck up your aura.Also thanks for making this thread OP, I finally have a chance to use this image.
>>41156438Take a shot every time he butchers science by using scientific terminology in an entirely incorrect way, like pretty much every time he says "vibration".Take a shot every time you catch him contradicting himself, like when he says the "sound of creation" is the monosyllabic "Om", and then later says it's "crystalah" or some shit.
>>41156479oh yeah, espicially when he butchers christian mythology, that deserves two shots for the fact that he's butchering a mythology most everyone in the modern world knows practically by heart whether or not they believe it to be true they know it quite well.because it's one thing to butcher a somewhat obscure mythology most people probably don't know very well, it's another to butcher a well known and popular myth, like the Nativity.
>>41156561>Take a shot every time he butchers science by using scientific terminology in an entirely incorrect wayI'd be dead before the end of a single video.
>>41156588You'd be dead within the first ten minutes
>>41156515>That's when you put a crystal in some water to infuse it with the positive crystal energy. The Spirit Science guy swears by it)all I can think is that it would ruin the crystal because it would end up covered in hard water deposits and lose its luster.
>>41156637Let's be fair, Spirit Science dude probably thinks dunking the crystal in for just a second is good enough. Hell, he'd probably think having a crystal NEAR the water is good enough.
>>41156355Yeah, even if it was just "take a shot every time he misuses a word", you'd die from alcohol poisoning in short order.
>>41156697It's been a while since I saw the video but I think he said it was overnight? Or at least the length of a meditation or something.Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if he was actually just having the crystal take some of the hardness of the water and blaming it on the woogy-woo though
>>41156762I'm just gonna assume he's contradicted on this at least once and take a shot.
>>41154491NWoD especally GMC
>>41156783I would argue more for old Changeling or one of the versions of Mage. They have the whole "Things used to be awesome, Atlantis and magic and wonder and modern science is so closed-minded and boring!" thing going for.
>>41156438He's just fond of citing Thoth (or, rather, Drunvalo Melchizedek claiming to be channeling Thoth) as a source. He does it in such a way that it's like "Yeah, I totally heard this from an Egyptian god, who's really just a higher dimentional being, no biggie." Just watch his world "history" video.
>>41154491How the fuck does this guy have 100x more subs than mtgxerxes?
>>41156859I think some watch him for entertainment, you know like a comedy routine. but you know damn well there are some real fools out there who will believe anything.
>>41156423Make that a shot (yes) of beer each time he says "Flower of life" or some variation of "Science does not yet understand it".
>>41156565There was a Chinese kid in my school who grew up in a shack in Guangzhou. Apparently China is actually Christianizing really fast in the countryside (the government allows it because at least Christians aren't Muslims) and he had the most hilariously inaccurate understanding of biblical mythology ever.A problem they have in China is that the missionaries are bad at explaining the differences between the various characters, so a lot of them just assume that everyone who does anything cool is Jesus.So Jesus is this guy who slew a million Romans with the jaw of an ass after being crucified. He was once eaten by a whale and then turned a city into salt. Then he wrestled an angel for a blessing and tamed a bunch of lions.In light of it, they've got a pretty different perspective on 'ol Jebus than we do, to these rural Chinese people, he's a fucking war god who came to crush sinners and chew manna.And he's all out of manna.
>>41155918>>41155922Well... Okay.. what?!And what about the stats?
>>41156982>, he's a fucking war god who came to crush sinners and chew manna.>>And he's all out of manna.111/10, FATALITY
>>41156835He's like a way less cool Aleister Crowley. At least Crowley actually did shit, like climb mountains, meditate in sacred spots in Africa, and bribe people so that he could fuck his wife in the Great Pyramids.Also, supposedly encouraged consulted Winston Churchill about how to counter Nazi magic, should the need arise.
>>41156938Subscriber here. I love to watch his vids back-to-back against martymer's debunking vids. Who knew equal parts woo-crazy and frustrated anger could be so relaxing?
>>41156982I would now like to renounce my sinful ways and be saved by destructo-JesusBecause I'm afraid of what he'll do to me if I don't
This guy is what I think of whenever /x/ has a containment breach
>>41154491GURPS is the only system that could really do this guy's setting justice. I don't know of any other games that can have a half-dozen totally different styles of magic coexisting.Just tell the players that they can use any magic system from any supplement. And if they can combine multiple systems, do it.
>>41155922>New Ager with barely-restrained loathing for the penisI LIKE THE CUT OF HIS JIB
>>41156982>2050>China has a large radical Christian population>They become the focal point for anti-government sentiment>Someone announces himself the second coming of Christ>Taiping Rebellion 2.0We live in a world in which this is not an implausible outcome to this situation.
>>41157099How do I balance RPM against Psionics?>YOU DON'T BECAUSE ATLANTISO-o-okay.>>41155922>New Ager with barely-restrained loathing for the penisI really hate using the word misandrist, but Spirit Science guy is that to a T. Almost as bad as Terence McKenna in fact.
>>41156982I'd convert.>yfw China sparks off the second age of crusaded
>>41154491>also: what system could be used for this setting?Eoris Essence.
>>41157172Admit it: you all want to run this game at least once.
>>41157154Rural china will save us from ISIS.DEUS VULT!
>>41154491I feel like this must be posted in this thread. It is possibly the only time I'll get the chance to.
>>41155918As someone who loves history this already hurts to watch.That said I can kind of understand why he has such a following. He sounds so sure of it and makes it sound semi-believable by spouting half-scientific shit that someone who doesn't care would love.
>>41155918Thank you for sharing this I think I love you.
>>41157217>BOY>Biological Youth Organism
>>41157217big head scientist on youtube.That's all I'm gonna say.
>>41157217>Das rite! We used to be kings an shit!Afrocentrism never ceases to amaze me.
>>41157255I figured that's how most religions came about. Believing in your own bullshit hard enough.
>>41157292>he doesn't know all writing systems in Europe ultimately descended from Egyptian hieroglyphs
>>41157267No problem anon. Everyone should have the joys of watching this nonsensical... Thing.<3
>>41157385Citation needed, don't just pull out some shit like that.
>>41157343>I figured that's how most religions came about. Believing in your own bullshit hard enough.No. There's probably a difference between religions created "naturally" hundreds of years ago and religions created "artificially" like this spirit science stuff.
>>41157385>implying Egyptians are black>implying that applies for anything more than the Latin script>implying it didn't actually come from Phonecia, which in turn came from semitic Mesopotamia
>>41157292I'd say it only applies if they know for certain if they were West African, since they actually had kingdoms and nations. Otherwise no.Though that won't help them, since it was those said kingdoms that sold them to slavery to begin with.Plus half the time, most African Americans don't even know which tribe or region their ancestors are from, especially due to all the mixing that happened over the years due to trade as well as the lack of formalized education. The Black American is a massively different being than the actual African, and its very rare that you'll find someone with relatively pure blood.>>41157343to be fair, that's also how militant atheists with no actual scientific background behave as well.
>>41157255You think that's bad? You should see his Crystal Videohttps://youtu.be/x6pYAiRqhioIts actually impressive how much psuedo-science bullcrap he can spout. Plus, this video gives me an excellent idea to use crystal magic in a game
>>41156316>>41156355Take a shot everytime you need to ask "citation needed"
For the uninitiated: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23757275/#p23757546
>>41157539If I actually said, "citation needed" every time it was appropriate, my mouth would vibrate enough for me to ascend to the twentieth dimension and achieve christ consciousness.
>>41157539I'll be dead in 7 minutes.
So. The guy snuck into a surgery, filmed it and was upset because they didn't use crystals....Isn't that super illegal?
>>41157411>>41157441https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_alphabetCheck the sidebar.>Child systems: Latin>Parent systems: Egyptian hieroglyphs -> Proto-Sinaitic -> PhoenicianThe gist of it is, someone in the Sinai saw hieroglyphs and copied them down badly, only using the sounds they represented. Then people copied them. Literally the only other people in the world who invented writing were the Chinese, the Sumerians and the Maya. Everyone else just copied one of them.
>>41157433>No. There's probably a difference between religions created "naturally" hundreds of years ago and religions created "artificially" like this spirit science stuff.oh yeah, definately, naturaly formed religions were trying to explain shit they couldn't understand, while simultaniously instilling moral values into people who have no understanding of empathy and doing things for the greater good of the community, and are basically psycopaths. Also, these same lessons which are meant to scare the psychos into behaving well in society, can also encourage otherwise decent, caring folk into bettering their community.meanwhile new agey crap is basically trying to shoe-horn mysticism into a world that DOES understand the forces at work around them, and rather than instill any kind of moral values, just offers some hollow, feel-good rhetoric you might hear from any motivational speaker
>>41157042>Also, supposedly encouraged consulted Winston Churchill about how to counter Nazi magic, should the need arise.Well that's my next campaign right there.
IT'S TIME TO WATCH SPIRIT SCIENCEJoin /r/suptg on cytubeDrinking game is optional
>>41157725>Join /r/suptg on cytubeWhat are these words?
>>41157725Shit. I'm at work until 2.
>>41157670and super dangerous too. This guy almost has the Scientologists beat for crazy.
>>41157748cytube is the site, google it. Can't post link because of spam filter. Add /r/suptg to the end of the url
>>41157759>This guy almost has the Scientologists beat for crazy.He literally used the thethan subplot in the human history movie. Err, I mena, in Scientology it's a main plot, but in Spirit Science it's a side plot.
>>41157797Yeah, I also googled it.
>>41157759The rational wiki page for this guy is hilarious.
>>41157803>scientology is a side plotoooh man, Xenu is not gonna like this!
>>41157851cytu DOT be/r/suptg
>>41157857Isn't he in a mountain?
>>41157902He may have feelings, too. We learned, crystals are alive..
>>41157885SUPER PSYCHICS NEXT
>>41158106Indigo Children up in the house.Because they're not autustic, their super special and the next evolution in humanity.Who all become crystal people.
>>41156417You're completely misrepresenting their views.You forgot that Martians removed all their emotions by becoming a completely "male brained" species - because in Spirit Science, logic/emotions are a gender binary.
>>41158201Dude. I'm a rainbow child. I'm even more special than indigo and crystal children. I wrote this whole post....WITH MY MIND.
>>41158251>You forgot that Martians removed all their emotions by becoming a completely "male brained" speciesthat's correct, I completely forgot about that.
>>41158284Whatever pussy, I'm an ultraviolet child. I used my quad-dimensional self to project this post into your mind.
I bet this Jordan guy has like the best pot. I wanna get stoned with that guy.
>>41158284>I wrote this whole post....WITH MY MIND.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk
>>41158314>I bet this Jordan guy has like the best pot. >I wanna get stoned with that guy.no the scary part is... I think he might just be 100% sober when he comes up with this stuff.
>>41158313So it goesIndigo -> Crystal -> Rainbow -> UltravioletWhats next? Infrared Children?
>>41158341That is scary. Straight-edge people come up with the craziest shit.
>>41158341Don't think he's sober, I believe this is him "Communicating with Thoth"
>>41158417I communicate with Thoth every day then....That is a sweet pipe though.
>>41158417That appears to be a tobacco pipe.
>>41158417No, he's referring to Melchizedek supposed channeling of Thoth whenever he says "According to Thoth, [something profoundly stupid goes here]"
>>41157671Wait, where did the Germanic rune systems evolve from?
>>41157385>implying Egyptian royalty was sub-Saharan African, and not Semetic/Grecianhave you even seen Ramses' mummified corpse? Dude had bright red hair.
>>41158566From Phoenician, via Old Italic.
>>41158566where most languages originate from, pulled out of their ass.
>>41158633Neat, and I'm guessing they stem back to Egypt again?
>>41158665As I said above, Phoenician comes from Proto-Sinaitic, which came from Egyptian.
>>41158684Oh sorry, I feel dumb for missing that.
>>41155922I'm 90% sure it's just the Extra Credits guy.
>>41157671>>the only people that invented gunpowder were the spanish, the turks and the chinese everyone else copied from One of them>>SO your AK47 is actually a spanish gun, brosky!This is how retarded you're sounding.
>>41158632>>semitic/greekThe world you're searching for is Nilotic.They're extinct now except for the Coptic Christians, their lands inhabitated by arabs and nubians, because religion of peace.
>>41158971"Word"; fucking autocorrect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDSS5k-105MSpirit science you say?
>>41159640That shit is bananas
Rolled 4 (1d100)Rolling SAN check.
>>41156783Mage with only one sphere: Vibrationand the counter-sphere: Harmonyyou gain harmony by hugging things, licking crystals, and converting people to the way of spirit science, you spend it to create vibrations, once a vibration reaches a high enough level it manifests in physical reality as your typical magical effecta manifested Vibration that doesn't involve people hugging or lick crystals generates Disharmony and saps energy from harmonic vibrations and causing bad health in the universe...honestly, I'd still fire superlasers out of my palms in that sort of game, even if it took 20 dots of buildup to get to the first one
>>41157129>Taiping 2would travel to china to achieve valhalla in....i made a wargame (lol) adaption called FSHCUSbecause Future Sace Hebrews and Christ Spaceships
>>41154491Intellect -100Wisdom -100Don't know about the rest.
>>41157099>I don't know of any other games that can have a half-dozen totally different styles of magic coexisting.Uh... Unknown Armies? That's kinda the whole schtick to UA. Spirit Science could actually work in an UA game, or maybe in a Don't Rest Your Head game. Hell, there might even be a conspiracy on Al Marja (Over The Edge) that sees to unravel the "truth" behind Spirit Science.
>>41160622Sprit science as a school of MagikGenerate a minor charge through one hour of uninterrupted meditation. Generate a significant charge by through 8 hours of uninterrupted meditationGenerate a major charge with a week of uninterrupted meditation. Taboo: taking part in unbalanced activities. You must always keep the masculine and feminine in balance within you too keep your Chakras aligned. Specializes in astral travel and revealing absolutely true facts as confirmed by ascendant beings (certainly) not demons.
>>41158201>>41158284 Anyone have the comic where animal fuckers and plant fuckers go to war, unwary that the crystal fuckers are already winning behind the scenes? It gets dumped in /v/'s LOL threads
>>41160925Those values are WAAY off. An hours meditation is okay for a minor, but a significant should be difficult to manage and a major should be the stuff a whole campaign revolves around.And the taboo should involve science in some way, like "you can never accept a scientific explanation for anything".
>>41158971I just looked at the wikipedia page, Nilotics look pretty black to me.
>>41161007It is a rough first, I was doing my best to keep it in perspective. Science is a very masculine trait and will throw you off balance. Should note that. What would you suggest? Let's make a thing.
>>41161077I don't know anything much about SS, sadly. Ideally, the three charge methods should be different but similar, but I'm not clear what, if anything, SS actually hopes to achieve, nor how it intends to go about it.
>>41161054Also, the northmost they seem to have inhabited is the upper nile, in the sudan.
>>41161077>>41161123Also I have to sleep. Here's a copy of UA for guideline purposes, good luck with your new school of magic.https://www.4shared.com/office/vdo8-cVJba/Unknown_Armies_2_Ed.html?
>>41155918This is amazing. It's like I'm watching someone from the Extra Credits team lose their fucking mind and try to make this bigass "Crash Course: Secret History" monstrosity of a video.11/10 would run in a game.
Stupid shit on the Internet thread? I guess so.
>>41158971>They're extinct now except for the Coptic ChristiansCopts are my favourite christians.>Not afraid of martyrdom(decapitated christians by ISIS? They were copts, and died with a prayer on their lips)>Genetically and culturally descended from ancient egyptians.>Didn't mix with muslim "egyptians".>Really proud of their pagan past and their continuity from it(only place ive met something similar is here in Romania, and some other countries in the region).>use old-school egyptian as liturgical language.>use Ankh derived cross;>Tattoos!
>>41161566>Oh, and their patriarch got the right to call himself Pope(and the Catholic Church recognises it as legit, and calls him Pope as well)>Election of the Pope involves a small, blindfolded boy picking a name from a ballot.
>>41157407I wouldn't call it nonsensical. It maintains a sort of internal logic that makes it work on it's own like any good fantasy setting. Of course like a fantasy setting it has, at best, a tangential relation to reality. If this was lore for a game or book or something it would be kick-ass. The fact it is someone's actual belief makes weird and stupid sounding.
>>41161558>stupid shit on the InternetTime Cube
>>41160994Our Love Is Real?
>>41157217So what I'm getting out of this is that this guy is a mummified black Egyptian Jewish Christian Muslim Taoist Nazi king who is also Jesus and God at the same time?
>>41163276das rite, whitey!
>>41156417Bro i am pretty sure jews are the descendants of Martians from the future who traveled back in time to earth because they destroyed mars via some combination of war and pollution.
>>41163599>Bro i am pretty sure jews are the descendants of Martians from the future who traveled back in time to earth because they destroyed mars via some combination of war and pollution.No. Jews are from the future.Martians are from Mars and came here after destroying their planet.Also, old humans were literally human psychic lolis.
>>41155918i watched the whole thing. why didnt he name the spiritually pure peruvian woman who saved us from aliens (besides the martians who teleported through time to atlantis infiltrated society and are slowly masculinizing us) in the 1980s? she probably has a cool story. at least a wikipedia article.
Rolled 18 (1d20)Because the stream doesn't have dice rolling, I'm rolling to seduce Mother Earth. Time to prep my Ankh and Torus.
>>41163764>Also, old humans were literally human psychic lolis....just like my Japanese animes?
Have a cult /tg/:www.spiritualresearchfoundation.org/https://www.youtube.com/user/SSRFINC
>>41157885And now we have spirit wifus. Fuck everything
>How would I make /x/, /tg/ related!Great thread.
>>41166250Behold, a single shit I shall bestow on to you. Spend it well, and lurk moar.
>>41154491I know it's you, Tommy
Thanks for the company, anons. It was fun, and now i have some ideas for my mage campaing.
>>41166250>how to make /x/ /tg/ related>how to make>make>implying it isn't alreadyeverything is /tg/ relatedalso I made because of the thread on /sci/
>get here four hours ago>write thishttp://www.mediafire.com/view/sgk1axgr6v2lwr2/Astral_Evangelion.txtThanks, guys, I was supposed to be designing super-cool shit I can't afford to build in CAD.
>>41167869todo list>assuming I don't cop out for a year and this rust a bit before doing typo fixes, rewrite a sentence, and post it up here again to bother you allDo you want to summon Mandalas? Maybe go to war?Taking stress damageStress BreaksTang 2.0[s]Good[/s] Bad Vibrations
>>41166250I was actually introduced to spirit science by a thread on /tg/, an AdEva thread that was looking for interesting things to base the setting on
>>41157583was looking for that thread. thanksare you watching me, captcha?
>>41157385>He doesn't know that the Egyptians were just aping the ancient sumerians like the Cherokee inventing their own non-roman alphabet after seeing english books.
>>41168702and the sumer to mesopotamia as well, how far do we go back to find something original?
>>41155889Basically it's new age bullshit that tries to pass itself off as 'science'Here's one of my favorite debunking videos of this cancerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8b3XuPq0nY&list=PLmWeueTF8l83d7a2fhb0rUyyvA-BJeCke
>>41163764i thought the future jews were the psychic lolis?that's why they failed to ascend.
>>41166306This has given me and friends ideas for a Mega Man X game thing.>>41168967Indus valley civ, maybe? Didn't they have their own thing?
>>41169391He put out dozens of pages of this shit by the wayI made a copy by double side printing the originals onto blank ruled notebook paper, baked the sheets, then hand sewed them together using leather string with cardstock covers. Really amplifies that old nutbag feel. Useful as fuck for campaigns involving insanity.
>>41168006>>41167869Nobody? Come on, I literally shit out the core of a 9-stat derivative 2d10 roll-under system in four hours to play games about vibration monsters and space jews while angsty teenagers fight alien harmonics in spiritually manifest mandala's and use their psychic shadows as a massively destructive weapon of last resort that eats your soul and then you.Nobody wants to mathammer some of it, or- you know, let me know I misspelled Jungian with an 'L' cause I just caught that.
>>41157885This is still going on, anyone want to join in the watching?
Come watch some stupid bullshit with your fellow fa/tg/uys.cytu DOT be/r/suptg
>>41169875I realize we're having a great time, but I could really use that critique, teej
>>41162266It doesn't, though. That's the problem. If you watch the whole thing (I have), it doesn't maintain that strong an internal consistency. There are a ton of holes and unanswered questions and just in general it's pretty damned ridiculous.>>41161233>This is amazing. It's like I'm watching someone from the Extra Credits team lose their fucking mind and try to make this bigass "Crash Course: Secret History" monstrosity of a video.This is how I will explain Spirit Science from now on.>>41157136>>41155922Why is he a misandrist and likes the penis?>>41158774It's not. Unless Dan went insane and tried to start a religion.
>>41156733Take a shot every time he says "Aboot" or anything else stereotypically Canadian.
I think you could probably farm some of the ideas for nWoD's Mage: The Awakening.They really do get a lot of their ideas from the same source (turn of the century Theosophy). Mage just makes it, you know, cooler by having dragons and shit.>>41156835I think the most fucked up thing about Spirit Science is that I don't think this guy is a huckster or anything. I think he honestly believes this shit. And I'll take a huckster over a True Believer any day.>>41156938>>41156859I know I watch it because it's so insane that I love it. I bet most of his subscribers are yelling at him. For once the Conservative Wiki (or was it Rational Wiki) was actually pretty decent explaining something.>>41157099>I don't know of any other games that can have a half-dozen totally different styles of magic coexisting.Literally Mage: the Awakening.>>41157172>>41157192I want to know how it works.>>41157433This is someone finding a copy of a book on New Age Theosophy and trying to start a religion on it, probably without even understanding it.
>>41159640Oh, Jesus, this is 52 minutes long. And it's only part I. This dude does realize we've taken pictures of the Earth, right? From the outside. We know it's a sphere.Why do people even believe this shit? I mean, why would anyone believe it, other than an irrational contradictory natu--"See my video where scientists finally confirm that stars make sound and 'dark matter' is really a liquid!" "MUST SEE - 22 REASONS WHY THERE IS A GLASS SKY IN THE CONCAVE EARTH--oh fuck me seriously what the fuck?
>>41167869>>41169777You are aware Adeptus Evangelion already exists, right?
>>41172082yes, but... y'know, redundant systemsI'd think the simpli- lack of of rules and vague system mechanics allows better narrativism?
>>41171919>Why do people even believe this shit? I mean, why would anyone believe it,there are people, in the modern world, and as such have internet access, who still believe the earth is a flat disk...Believe it!
>>41157385>He thinks African Spiritualism is any different from European Spiritualism.You remember in the mid-20th century when a ton of rich white people believed the European race was descended from god-aliens who lived in a magical city in a place called Ultima Thule and were destined to rule over the weaker races because of their inherent godliness?Yeah, black nationalism is literally that. Except with rich black people.
>>41156982To be fair that's pretty much the first trick in the missionary playbook; they got the Germanic pagans to Christianize in pretty much the same way..
>>41171919Believe it or not, the people who eat this shit up are actually not as dumb as you think. In general, people who are gullible tend to have these traits>contrarianpretty much the seed from which everything else grows. They tend to be immediately skeptical of anything mainstream. This is why hipsters and other counter-culturalists tend to buy into this crap so readily, as well as reactionary conservatives. Pretty much all of this bullshit, from alternative medicine to space crystals to birthers and anti-zionists relies on making a common enemy of "the man" with the needlessly contrarian>arrogantSpecifically, they need to view being correct as essential to their intrinsic value. Being wrong about something means they're a failure, and therefore being informed that they are wrong, or even having a contrary opinion is a personal attack. They are not an introspective bunch.Finally, a trait reserved for the really die hard fanatics >intelligentyes, intelligence. Even though would think that no one with even an ounce of sense would buy this crap, but plenty of people of all intellects do, for the reasons listed above. Thing is though, stupid people will be out maneuvered quickly, and unless the ideas have been drilled into them since childhood, nothing's gonna stick long (in most cases, religion, political allegiance and racial/national awareness are what stick). An intelligent person, on the other hand will be able to out-wit the naysayers. That's not to say that the naysayers themselves will be convinced, but rather that the gullible one has to be an adept mental gymnast for bullshit to survive inside their own head. No one who's stupid is going to sit through an hour long video filled with obscure history and occult jargon, let alone understand and internalize it. Whoever believes this crap doesn't do so out of stupidity, but because being in a secret club of people who know "the truth" rubs their ego boners.source: both my parents
>>41172470>as well as reactionary conservativesActual reactionary here, I resent that statement; everything is spot on though.
>>41161760All five Apostolic churches have the right to call their head the Pope, tho afaik only the Copts, Catholics and Nestorians do so.Copts are pretty based, tho. But "Arab" Egyptians are also mostly descended from ancient Egyptians, they were "Arabized" relatively recently (last couple of centuries).
>>41163276That's Yakub, the evil scientist who created white people in his laboratory. Said whites went on to remove the special powers innate to black people and then to ruthlessly enslave them for thousands of years, all out of jealousy that they (white people) are an inferior sub-race created in a lab, not true god-made humans lie black people are.
I wish I was stupid/crazy enough to believe shit like this, life would be such an adventure.Also, is this dude the ringleader of the neo feminist movement? He seems to hate men (or the "male orientated part of the mind") with a passion so great he makes it sounds logical or obvious to believe in such hate, like "duh if your brain chakra is more % male than female you will kill and rape and travel the stars using the Star of David to conquer other planets with free leylines that are calling out to you through space and time".
>>41172870>Implying being made in a lab and a product of science, rising to over throw your creators isn't infinitely cooler than being a boring, natural, divinely inspired raceMan, niggers don't know what they're missing.
>>41172876You're right, he's basically saying the same thing as feminist rhetoric like "all men are rapists", but with twice as many unfalsifiable mystical things like "Atlantis", "space Jews", and "the patriarchy"
>>41168967Sumer is where EVERYTHING starts.It's not proven that Egyptian writing was inspired by Sumerian, but it did come about centuries after the Sumerians started to write so it's certainly possible.>>41169391Indus Valley script still isn't translated, but its pretty certainly much younger than Sumerian. Sumerian texts talk about the people of "Mehhlua" coming to trade during the mid to late Sumerian periods, Sumerians actually really liked the Indus system of weights and measures, you find Indus Valley weights all over southern Iraq.
>>41172903>>41172876Eh they use similar tactics to recruit but this Spirit Science goon is nothing new, the world has been plagued with self-important "mystics" since the dawn of time.To me, his binary thinking seems more inspired by Taoism than by feminism, tho ofc being a young hipster alive today there's no way he's not familiar with feminism too.
>>41172470>as well as reactionary conservativesI'd argue that while there are plenty of people on both sides of the political aisle that oppose the status quo honestly and not because they're stuck in the "fuck you, mom and dad" phase of their intellectual development or because they spent too much time on /pol/ and see jews in every shadow, reactionary conservatives are actually less contrarian for the sake of the same than most.
>>41172952>Implying the Jews aren't actually ethereal darkbeasts and are literally every shadow
>google Indus Valley civ>its all new age wankeryWelphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN0uZqVuIVM
>>41172973What is this, Curry Atlantis?
>>41172973Look up Indus-Sarasvati, almost none of the new agers use it.
>>41172985Actually, yes. Except it really existed.
>>41172973>there are pale sinned, blue eyed people in northern India>this proves the Sumerians migrated to India>this also somehow proves Sumerians were pale and light-eyed>this is relevant because ....?>who are the Indo-Aryans and how totally unrelated to Sumerians were they?
>>41173022No, it really was real. Cool lost civilisation, actually.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zcGLlLEbmI
>>41172940>>41172903>>41172876He's not really feminist at all. The whole "man warlike, woman gentle" thing is a pretty damned old trope. Hell, just compare Athena to Ares. Both are war gods, but their domains and way of going about it are different.Also, he seems to have found books by some New Age theosophists, like Drunvalo Malchezidek, and then took them to heart and started gobbling things up and trying to understand it himself. Basically it's an idiot trying to understand other idiots, but being incredibly confused without realizing it.I have no idea why you'd listen to someone who willingly chose to name themselves like an SNES era Final Fantasy villain, though.
>>41173124Yeah,nothing he's saying is really new,just the same old stupid with slightly changed phrasing. I mean come on, crystals? What is this, the 60's? There is nothing mysterious about crystals!
>>41156316You don't need a game when you have to drink the pain away.
>>41156316>>41173199Step One: Watch Spirit ScienceStep Two: Drink to forget.
>>41154491Anyone seen Time Cube?http://www.timecube.com/
>>41173302Timecube is sad, not funny. It's just some unmedicated schizophrenic, I can't bring myself to laugh at cripples.
>tfw amateurs try to compete with your cult game
>>41173472>AmateursYou want pros? Fine.https://youtu.be/SROw5-p4AKYAnd if you have more time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEV5AFFcZ-sThat being said, the Spirit Science guy is rich as fug too.
>>41159788Roll under?Too bad, you needed to roll under 3.
>>41173674His his church worth millions of dollars? I don't think so.
>>41174373>His his church worth millions of dollars? I don't think so.He's still alive. Checkmate.
>>41169062no the guy responsible for this is a self hating misandrist and his utopian vision has everyone as psychic lolis. The martians came to earth to molest the psychic lolis and destroy their perfection.
>>41175269Who wouldn't molest a bunch of naive and helpless qt psychic lolis?
>>41175269>The martians came to earth to molest the psychic lolis and destroy their perfection.Sounds like a Japanese Web Serial/Light Novel.>>41175667People whose male energy is suppressed, because MEN and LOGIC are responsible for all the evils in the world.
>>41154491Adeptus Evangelion?http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Future_Space_Hebrews_and_Christ_Spaceships>>41157721>Also, supposedly encouraged consulted Winston Churchill about how to counter Nazi magic, should the need arise.>Well that's my next campaign right there.Be sure to have Christopher Lee as an NPC!>>41160994>animal fuckers and plant fuckers go to war, unwary that the crystal fuckers are already winningYou see children, this is why I tell you to FUCK EVERYTHING!>>41163764>Also, old humans were literally human psychic lolis....I thought we were psychic giants...>>41166165>And now we have spirit wifus. Fuck everything...Are they giant Spirit Waifus?>>41168403>I was actually introduced to spirit science by a thread on /tg/, an AdEva thread that was looking for interesting things to base the setting onSame.>>41169813>This is still going on, anyone want to join in the watching?I want to do a Female Space Marine thread...>>41173472You're dead L. Ron, you're dead!
>>41175810>>41175667>>41175269>>41176242I feel like calling it misandrist and misreading the "male/female" or "civilization consciousness" thing as psychic lolis is misleading and wrong. I mean, I'm not sure why I'm defending it, but "not understanding what someone was talking about" is why this guy is spouting the theories of Drunvalo Malchezidek as if they were fact.> Also, they became entirely left brained and thus male(not once did they check their privilege). Stuff like this completely misses the point and turns things into some "hurr durr Tumblr" thing that complicates the... well, the fucking insanity of it, but still.I feel like ultimately, ESPECIALLY if you want an Evangelion setting, it'd be better to go to actual Theosophy and not "If Extra Credits lost their mind and made Crash Course: Secret History".
>>41177397No, you're mostly immune to it because you're not an ultra-contrarian who thinks that the way the world works MUST be wrong because the people in charge MUST be lying to you.
>>41177443The people in charge are constantly lying to me, but not about Thoth and space jews.
>>41177325Look. I am not any more of a faction thinking fan as you. Good, have we settled that? Okay. That does not make his rethoric any less misandrist than that of your average Wiccan or Terence McKenna. I do not wish to bring politics into this, nor am I trying to read this intentionally a certain way, but after 6 hours of it I am unable to read this any other way.I deeply apologize, but there just is nothing else to conclude from all this.>B-BUT STOP FEELING VICTIMIZED ETC ETC YOU'RE JUST AS BAD A--No. Can I, just from anon to anon, ask you to please not pull this card on me? We had a good thread. Please, PLEASE don't do this.
>>41177510No wait, let me complete the atmosphere:Shut up Kike.
>>41177510Not him, but wow, you seem upset about this, anon. Do you realise that post contains absolutely no actual arguments? You are literally asking someone to stop disagreeing with you, because it hurts your feelings.Oh, an someone disagreeing with you does not ruin a thread.
>>41177592oh boy, here we go
>>41177601No, I've just had a pretty bad day and way too much SJW vs anti SJW bitching lately. Sorry for overreacting.>>41177592Joke's on you, I'm a Gook. Well, half, which I guess is worse.
>>41158566From Slavic runes.
>>41157217Black science is the best science.>http://www.sphinxpyramid.com/moorish-science-academy-2
>>41177443>the way the world works MUST be wrong because the people in charge MUST be lying to you.That's not mutually inclusive with being contrarian; there are scores of legitimate reasons to think this way that don't revolve around adolescent angst.
>>41177510>That does not make his rethoric any less misandrist than that of your average Wiccan or Terence McKenna. Because it never says that being "Male" is bad or that being "Female" is good? It's just literally the fucking YinYang concept. Peaceful emotional calm shit is female while destructive logical angry shit is male. It's not a new concept.>>41177562Are you misandrist, or just misanthropic. >>41177693And yet you're one of the people saying it's SJW while I'm pointing out that there's literally no connection, you're reading into this shit.>>41179021That is literally what being contrarian means. Being contrary. We're not talking about "clearly these people are up to something" like the way corporations have too much control over American politics. We're talking about "ALL OF SCIENCE IS LYING ABOUT THE SHAPE OF THE PLANET... for some reason!"
>>41179269that's a big leap in argumentation, which I know is the topic, but it feels tangential to the line of discussion for some reasonand hot dogs are sandwiches, apparently
>>41179269>That is literally what being contrarian means. Being contrary.With the implication that someone is being contrary habitually and/or merely for the sake of the same.
>>41179535To be fair, it makes sense:>What is a piece of meat wedged between bread?I hate the ones that asks for street signs and everything so fucking blurry you can't tell, or wants cake and none of the shit looks like cake. Worse is "birthday cake" and all of the cakes are wrong, or "hamburgers", where hamburgers are sandwiches but sandwiches aren't hamburgers, but a Hardee's breakfast sausage split in half between two biscuits is a hamburger.Or "Pasta or Noodles" and it's all blurry shit where some of it could be pasta, but some of it is just rice or something.
>>41179939Phallic domination?Misandry is hating men for being men. Or, i suppose, hating masculinity.
>>41157255I follow him because his rants and beliefs are funny as hell. Anyone who gets buttmad from what he says is autistic.
>people still reply to NDWhy? Have you guys not learned from your history?
>>41158251Pretty much. Jews are too stupid to understand emotions, Martians thought emotions were for pussies and actively removed them and IIRC killed off their spiritual energy or something. I at least remember hearing how they can't make a merkava or whatever.
>>41179939>>41179982I thought it was hating males on the principle that they account for a metric buttload of bad shit and ignore the fact that women who have the ambition and fortune (much like men who achieve the same) to reach high stations seem to display the same proportion of absolute assholishness. The again, you can make the god-argument that the only women who reach positions of power like that do so precisely because they exhibit the necessary negative masculine traits.That said, I want a woman who will dominate me with her phallus, does that make me proandrist or gynophobic
>>41180084You are retarded.
>>41180138It makes you a massive fag.
>>41180138No, you're an idiot for listening to ND.
>>41180057I don't see the problem.>>41180084Can't fault you in that regard, I've had the same experiences.>>41180138Misandry is when you'd choose a woman over an equally qualified man because you don't like men (as opposed to because you do like women)>That said, I want a woman who will dominate me with her phallus, does that make me proandrist or gynophobicIt makes you kinky. Ain't nothin' wrong with that, my /d/eviant friendhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MisandryThe Disposable Male concept is an example of institutionalized misandry, although I would argue that patriarchal societies benefit women more is kind of like saying that farming benefits cattle more; sure, they live longer lives, but someone's always got their hands on your tits, and you're mostly property.
>>41180265>I don't see the problem.How new are you?
>>41180265then we're clearly not in a patriarchal society anymore, not in the majority-trend sense at least>>41180309ND is a tripwhore, but honestly until s/he gets as bad as chrischan or claw-shrimpy I'm content to ignore stupid shit like a slug girl global fetish>>41180304it'd work out about as well as a society of gay men who could have babies out of their butts would work- or perhaps more like a society of women who can ejaculate sperm with their vaginas- or somethinglet's just say it's a scum society of novacrabs with gender switch genitals, yeah, that'll work; novacrabs are awesome
>>41180413I'm just upset that people keep replying to him, despite the fact that he only posts to get attention. Yeah, he's definitely not at awful as optim, but honestly he just gets annoying.Plus his tastes are super plebian, and comprised of nothing but "hey look, Boobs!". If i come to /tg/ for smut, I expect to go straight into the non-mammary magical realm, not act like a bunch of horny japanese NEETs over "its a titty thing, but with animal ears so its different." I want my bizzare anatomies, and love that can burn brightly beyond the barrier of species and physiology. ALso I wanna save that stuff for when its actually pertinent.
>>41180309Do you consider 2008 new?>>41180413>then we're clearly not in a patriarchal society anymore, not in the majority-trend sense at leastIn what way?They're talking about modern society. They're saying that because men are disposable that CLEARLY this society must not value men, even though men are the ones in power and women are treated as objects.It's silly in the same way as people who take jokes about cats owning their humans are silly. I have no idea what's going on in your picture.>>41180304>>41180413There's so much intersectionality involved that you could remove race AND gender and you'd still have class conflict. Hell, if you removed race, gender, and economics, you'd have people making up reasons to have class conflict with each other. Wasn't this thread about Theosophy?
>>41180525>Plus his tastes are super plebian, and comprised of nothing but "hey look, Boobs!">Just posted a fucking slug girl I'd say that counts as a bizarre anatomy.
>>41180531the classes were ordanied by God Himself, class warfare is derivative of theosophy, assuming I'm using theosophy correctly... yes, it seems that I may be
>>41180531I was here back in 2001 when /b/ was doing it's thing.
>>41180597see, now that's just starting to get into my territory
>>41180556A slug with a human upper body. Plus if you check his history he clearly just likes slugs for the futa, and forgets that Slugs don't really have sex like humans do. pic related, theyjust make genital flowers and use them to swap genetic fluid. Snails would be closer to what he wants, but that's kinda rapeyND is only interested in boobs. take those away, and he loses interest.
>>41180592I use to 4chan a bit, but left for 7chan when I learned that 4chan's /tg/ board wasn't slow as molasses. That was about 2008, probably only a month or two after Adslahnit's DC 80 escape artist check post. I'm even a semi-infamous namefag.>>41180690Plenty of people like boobs.Also, slug sex with human bodies would be hot.So would snail sex, but I'm into guro, so shooting semen spears and hoping to hit a uterus is hot.
>>411807214chan started in 2003>>41180592I know you know this.
>>41180795Yes. And I returned to 4chan in 2008. I don't remember when I got there the first time, when I left, or how long I was gone for. Or did you mean that guy who said 2001?
>>41180918He's playing at being a master ruseman with a very very old meme, I'm tired of seeing it.
>>41179939>I just dislike the phallic domination aspect.Like I needed more reasons to hate on NiceDeamonette.
>>41158417thats a loose tobacco pipe, they dont work very well with pot. it starts to smell awful and they are very hard to clean.with tobacco its fine, because tobacco smoke makes the wood smell more pungent, and it anti-bacterial.
>>41181635What's the point of having such a long stem?
>>41181763>What's the point of having such a long stem?It cools the smoke and adds air to it. It's why shisha pipes were invented as well.>>41179269Yes, I apologize for bringing it up.
>all nicedeamonette post's were deleted
>>41182893Praise be our Mods, for they are generous and mindful gods, who understand the true way of the site.
>>41182893>>41183046Seems stupid, especially considering the tone of most of these posts.