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All word and pixel /tg/-related lewdness is welcome here, so long as the rules are followed. Writefags, consider pastebin/1d4chan rather than dumping for long stories so they don't get lost in between threads; drawfags with uncensored pictures need to host their images offsite and link to them. Enjoy; remember to play nice and that all contributions and requests are welcome!

People especially appreciate it when you give them meaningful feedback and criticism, so make sure to do so. It's easy and both writefags and drawfags will love you for it.

In any case, enjoy! Remember to play nice and that all contributions and requests are welcome!

DISCLAIMER: Although requests are encouraged to promote a constant flow of new content, unfortunately not all of them can be fulfilled even at the best of times; don’t take it personally if we don’t get to you right away. Please try to expand your ideas - a bare-bones request doesn't give us much of a good idea as to what you want. Remember- have fun with it!
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Master smut list:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index

Requests Document Database (feel free to add your requests to this when you post them in the thread!):

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nyDKegfYhIvlv7ZvGoxswIVkiG5lw1lrOeDFvZbw_WU/edit?pli=1

Some basic requesting guidelines:
http://pastebin.com/x6DCfVPr

A guide to constructive criticism, because "Your writing/artwork sucks" doesn't help anyone get better at it.

http://pastebin.com/1s1fLktL

Currently we are creating a set of guides to aid new and upcoming smut writers, if you feel as if you can contribute anything, please do so in-thread!

Completed guides:

Smut Writing for the Sexually Inexperienced: http://pastebin.com/znDUfbtB

Writing from the Female Perspective: http://pastebin.com/M5FNyVWH

Guide to writing monsters in smut: http://pastebin.com/iXjPcUTb

Guide to deal with pronoun issues in same sex couples: http://pastebin.com/DFkDj84s
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>>41288310
First for lewd ear fondling.
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So there was talk of lizardfolk and antsy village lad last time.

>>41150786
>The idea of a timid village boy being pursued by a large, overly romantic, young lizard girl that's constantly hugging him despite his protests comes to mind.

>>41150869
>>brings things she killed has presents
>>giving him tribal style bone carvings, like skull necklaces and other shit you see something like the Predator wearing
>>her happy/content/purring noises she makes when hugging him sound terrifying, like a croc growling
>>saying things like his scent tastes nice etc
>Big dangerous things wanting to be friendly/cuddly/loving towards smaller human guys is something I can't get enough of.

Is the original requester still around? Would you approve of dwarf lad/lizardgirl?

>>41288404
I dunno about you, but I actively go 'let's keep it until the weekend.'

It's almost as if shitposters shitpost even without an excuse.
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>>41288431
Not sure if I'm the OR, do know I talked heavily about it though, but on a personal preference, I'd prefer no dwarves, kinda have trouble sexualizing them
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yo ho ho, role call time! Friendly reminder not to respond to trolls

>What are you working on?

>What are you looking forward to seeing this weekend?

>Want comments? Critiques? Help with writing/art?
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>>41288431
The request kind of had multiple people talking about it, but I'd say stick with human lad since the setting is above ground.
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>>41288461
That's alright, anon. Some of us can.
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Here, have a rough outline for some Age of Sigmar smut http://pastebin.com/jBAWtL8U
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Sketched a bunch of Shadowrun related smut and some fantasy elves if anyone's interested.

http://i.imgur.com/9PKXAKb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FKhczsh.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0pmQfGN.jpg

Dubconaga can't get some dubcon it seems
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>>41288834
Good.
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>>41288932
What hole is the elf in the first one taking it in?
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Drawfag reporting. Might have some free time later on tonight ,what fetish does /tg/ have this week?
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>>41289000
Giant robowaifus
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>>41289000
Perchance some cuckquean? A woman (often jealously) watching her man fuck another woman?
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>>41288999
Probably the vag. Troll dicks don't go down the poop-chute
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>>41289000
Well, >>41239957 is getting some development, setting and rules-wise.

How about some qt human mecha fangirl sinking into the squishy parts of a Cybot qt?

>>41289019
Awww yis.
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>>41289073
>How about some qt human mecha fangirl sinking into the squishy parts of a Cybot qt?
Which squishy parts? Though I would love that either way
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>>41289000
I'm a big fan of that thing where two people argue and their faces get really close and they yell right at each other and then there's a pause and they start to make out violently.

In art/pic form, it would have to be at least a one page, three frame comic.

Possible subject matter:
elf x dorf
>arguing about beards/trees/height/weapons/manliness

paladin x blackguard
>heresy

angel x succubus/incubus
>fairly obvious

mage x fighter/barbarian

I know it's a lot to ask for, but there you go.
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>>41288834
I cringed so hard I think I broke something
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>>41289119
praise sigmar
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>>41289073
>>41289019

Aww yes. I'm the guy who's been working on rules.

Really like to see some stuff come from it. And if anybody wants to contribute any ideas, smutty or not, head over to the thread and join in!
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>>41288932
I made a dumb thing.
http://pastebin.com/ZwXWeq5u
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Since we seem to have a troll infestation, I preemptively archived the thread in case the mods decide to blam us
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>>41289119

Standard romance novel plots ahoy.
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>>41289190
Either or I guess, I can see the fangirl sitting in the robogirls tits or resting on her stomach or ass

...Actually now that I'm thinking about it, how squishy would the squishy bits be?
Cause now I'm envisioning them gel-like enough she's actually sunk halfway into them
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>>41289263
Yesss.
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>>41289190

Yeah that's how I imagined it. Squishy synthflesh bits for the sensitive areas to suspend delicate bits and keep them from rattling around.

Maybe some glowy bits peeking through cracks in the other areas to show there's biological parts inside, too.
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>>41289073
You should repost that story image from last thread.
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>>41288505
>>What are you working on?
Recently mostly non-smut things. Finished about two small things, both of which are not smut related.

>>What are you looking forward to seeing this weekend?
Stillness?

>>Want comments? Critiques? Help with writing/art?
I'm good.
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I might as well repost my stuff that I finished last week near the end of Sunday. The epilogue of Sailing for Heresy is done and by that extension the story itself. I hope it is enjoyable. As always feedback is welcome, from new and old readers alike.

Here is the story:
Sailing for Heresy: (40k, MxF+F Human x Eldar+Eldar, Vanilla, Kissing, Fingering, Oral:Male/Female, Vaginal, Earplay, Deep penetration, threesome)
> http://pastebin.com/HpPHKLZ6

The chapter where the smut starts is tagged for your convenience, but I encourage you to read the whole thing. Use the chapter index inside the pastebin to help you navigate.
Also, the above story is a sequel to this one, which I strongly recommend you read for context if you haven’t done so already. It has no index but don’t worry; it is less than half the total length of its sequel:
Digging for Heresy (40k, MxF, vanilla, rest of the tags in the paste)
>http://pastebin.com/VFfiCcK9

Enjoy, /wst/
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>>41289157
I think you linked the wrong post ?
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>>41289342
Done. Though I keep reading that first post and realize some terrible editing on my part.

Nevermind losing trips between replies.
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>>41289263
>>41289279
>Mecha fangirl in a bikini or maybe even skinny dipping floating half in Robowaifu's breasts, relaxing and treating it like it's a thick spa mudbath or something
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>>41289435

hnnnng
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>the worst part of the weekend
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>>41289519
is Folgers in your cuuuuuuup
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I notice we have a lot of requests lately, which is the norm of course with any thread that makes write/draw faggotry, but we seem to be scarce on the discussions of smut and smut-craft that we had in older threads.

Sadly im about as bright as a brick, so i dont really know how to get one started. Anything smutty anyone would like to discuss or talk about?
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>>41289892
If you just want to talk about smutty things, you're probably better off heading to /d/ for inspiration. Keep it business here.
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>>41289422
Didn't mean to link at all, too late now.
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So after that tarrasque story last weekend I got into the idea of writing my own. How does this sound?

>scholar scouring monster-infested jungle for a hidden shrine to the greatest and most ferocious creature of all time
>finds the shrine and unwittingly afflicts herself with a certain curse
>soon after she is stricken by alternating fits of maddening hunger and insatiable lust
>no sooner can she satisfy herself in one way than the need for the other spikes again
>and all the while she's changing...
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Anybody remember that story last week about the giant fat dragon-taur wealth goddess, and the guy was going to "earn her favor?"
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>>41290182
Wasn't so much a story has a single post several sentences in green-text
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>>41289892
Those discussions usually end up being more trouble than they're worth. Better to focus on the writing and the drawing unless you're willing to provide feedback.

>>41290130
Don't ask, just write.
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>>41290235
>those discussions usually end up being more trouble than they're worth.

That's dumb, you dumb.
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>>41289073

>robogirl setting

Dare I dream?
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Ok I'd like to make a warmachine refferance

I'd like a story or pic of Eiryss, an edgy assassin with a fierce hatred of humanity getting tied up and raped, and broken by a human general (faction up to the author) nagadashi requested.
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>>41290731
>robogirl setting
It's not just robogirls, but I'm assuming it is
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>>41290747
*warmachine request
sorry I'm on stupid
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>>41290747
Warmachine doesn't get a lot of references fulfilled because it is less known by the common anon.

I would recommend choosing a faction (just go with Khador), and posting an image of the sort of guy to have tied her up so maybe someone will get an idea what you mean.

Also, I've never heard someone use that term for a creampie before.
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>>41288431
I bring gifts. Of the lizardfolk kind.

"You're Always So Warm."
>http://pastebin.com/f9XJGXFG
>tagged with Pathfinder, Kingmaker, human male teen x lizardfolk female teen, teasing, courting, femdom, vaginal, first times
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>>41290786
Thats a good idea

>>41290747
Ok, make it a Greylord, (think Cossack noble/wizard) from the games in-setting Russia "Khador"
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>come up with hit idea for a story
>get too scared to actually write it

Happens every week
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>>41291411
Write it anyway, do it while telling yourself you'll just keep it to yourself and use it to practice
Then post it
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>>41291411
Scared of what ?

What concrete, harmful thing could happen if you write this story.

Nothing, just write man.
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>>41291411
Here's how you write a story. Using my method at least.
> Don't sleep for 3 days
> Get shitfaced drunk
> Ask for a story idea here on WST
> START WRITING BEFORE THE HALLUCINATIONS CONSUME YOUR FLESH.

Once that's done, you should have a story. The next step after that is to wake up the next morning and read the abomination you wrote and posted to the WST.
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>>41291507
The skimpy clothes and lanterns make me think Kingdom Death, but those aren't very wide hips.
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>>41291572
I believe she is a Cryx witch.

I don't know, I'm a Hordes player. Screw Cryx.
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>>41291606
It's not a specific Cryx character, just someone who IIRC designed a Cryxian witch based on the Coven, Denny, and the other Warwitches.
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>>41291606
Reverse GIS seems to indicate there is no relation to any specific setting, http://alexboca.deviantart.com/art/Female-Mage-Concept-94255417
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>>41290747
>Eiryss rape fic
Seconding
Maybe have her hands tied to an adjustable bar, to be plowed from multiple postions (requesting from behind)?
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>>41291507
I wanna beckme a career writer but I'm afraid of people finding smut I write or becoming too focused on smut.
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>>41291697
just use a guest account on pastebin, nobody can prove you wrote it
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>>41291697
Theres probably no way of drawing any connection between anonymous online stories and things you publish IRL.
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>>41291697
>>41291805
There is, but honestly it doesn't matter much. One could theoretically Dox an anonymous writer by using the various writing style analysis tools online. So it would be no more risk than simply being online.

In like 99.9999% of the cases, if someone's going to dox you, there isn't anything you can really do to stop them. Neither are they going to do anything with it other than to amuse themselves with trophies of people they've doxed.
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>>41289892

Robellies.
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>>41291916
As a person who has never wanted to have sex with an object, explain the appeal to me. Not judging, it is important to learn new angles.
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>>41291916
>Robellies
I have never heard of this before
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>>41291938
>>41291958

>big
>metallic
>perfectly formed
>shiny
>humming with electronics

Like armor, a hard corset, or particularly hard leather bodysuit, but with nerve endings

think a giantess in body armor, but the armor IS her skin
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>>41292096
I don't know, my favorite part of touching bodies is that they aren't hard metal. Is that idea pleasurable?
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>>41288310
>>41288310
>>41288310
>>41288310
>>41288310
Hey /tg/
Some anon requested a sequel to the Cuddles Smutfic last thread, so I wrote it.
My first smut fic in a while. Be brutal.

If you like it, throw me a request.

http://pastebin.com/3Xp24vq6
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>>41290271
>>41290235

And it is complete!

http://pastebin.com/WvpFxz2b

Forgot to spellcheck it, and it starts a bit slow, but I think it comes out good.
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Since Caturday is almost upon us, any requests for fat cat tats?
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>>41292295
Depends, can you fulfill them?
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>>41292295
Something involving a Sabertooth girl would be cool
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>>41288310
Hey Onyxdime. Is lovehammer going to be run on 8 chan this weekend?
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>>41292295
tats?
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>>41292388
big fat cat tats
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>>41292408
Like tattoos?
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>>41289421
I've been meaning to re-read this since you finished it since last week. Review when I'm done.
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>>41292437
not at all
cat tats
( . )( . )
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>>41292437
DINOSAURS
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>>41292408

Kitty titties too itty bitty

Bat tats are big and fat
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>>41292455
This makes me feel like I'm getting too old for smut. I don't understand all the lingo.
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>>41292455
>bat
>( . )( . )
>kitty
>___
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>>41292408
I'd rather see some itty bitty kitty titty.
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>>41292202
I'll try taking a look at this tomorrow, but please, space your paragraphs out - breaking up a big wall of text like that makes it much easier to read.
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>>41292503
maybe you're just a square
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>>41290800
Very good, I want to see more of these two, they're kinda cute.
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>>41292538
gotcha, sorry bout that, I had it spaced when I pasted it.
Will fix it
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>>41289190
>uncensored tits
Quit trying to get us banned, asshole
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Since people here seem to be liking Robot stories, what about a story about a robot girl who can convert biomatter into fuel? She's very low on fuel in a dire situation, and is forced to slut it up with random men to stay on.
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>>41289424
>it's not the weekend yet, but I'm gonna spam smut, teehee~
I thought you fags JUST said you didn't do this
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>>41292768
Wouldn't semen be pretty inefficient in the small quantities you can get per man? Like, couldn't she just eat?
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>>41289892
Traps: gay or not gay?
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>>41292773

>smut
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>>41292823

Human biomatter is crazy efficient because *getter rays* and she doesnt want to go on a cannibalistic killing spree
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>>41292849
A little gay, but in a way that is totally okay.

Like how slapping butts at a baseball game is gay, but straight men do it all the time anyway.

Whacking it to a trap is just a manly good time.
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>>41292768
>Still thinking of giant robots
>Hear convert biomatter to fuel
>Immediately think vore
>Boner why?
>Then proceed to have a very confused boner trying to wrap my head around robutt vore

>>41292849
They're not boys when they put on the dress
Also not gay if it's a woman fucking them in a dress
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Requesting art or a fic of Invisible Inc's Prism and Nika getting hot and heavy in the back of the jet while Central is flying it.
1/2
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>>41293124
2/2
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>>41293013
>They're not boys when they put on the dress
Faaaag.
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>>41293124
>>41293144
>>>/v/
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>>41293262
I thought /tg/ liked cyberpunk and XCOM-style tactics games?

Plus /v/ doesn't have /wst/ as far as I know.
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>>41293304
This request will be even more of a stretch than the WMH request. Because now you are counting on a /v/ knowledgeable anon to do work here.
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>>41293304

While /tg/ does claim XCOM as a franchise, it's only because it's a beloved classic, or as some might say, a 'traditional' computer game.

And while /v/ has no significant smut writing community as of right now, there's nothing saying you cannot be the one to create it over there by starting to write /v/ related smut and posting it.
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>>41293304
How is this thread even board relevant if it's just "miscellaneous smut general"?
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>>41293338
I know it's a stretch, but I figured I'd cast my rod and see if I get a bite. It's not like I'm spamming it.

>>41293383
I'm a coder, not a writer. :\
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>>41293304
We are permitted to exist only because we're /tg/ related due to the subject matter of the smut. If we get into the habit doing vidya or cartoon or other non-/tg/ smut instead of /tg/ smut, that's the end.

Also, XCOM is a unique entity, one of the "traditional video games" that /tg/ has claimed. An XCOM-like is not /tg/, nor does cyberpunk in and of itself make something /tg/.
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>>41293383
>/v/ has no significant smut writing community as of right now
It actually produces better smut than /tg/ WITHOUT a /wst/
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>>41293406
Not telling you not to put your request out, just making a comment on expectations. Good on you, and good taste in vidya. Invisible Inc is a fun game.
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>>41293406
>I'm a coder, not a writer. :\
Firstly, take your emoticon and get out.

Secondly, you can code smut. I've got a bad sex scene generator I'm working on that pulls descriptors and acts from a pool manually compiled from shitty nukige.
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>>41293304
>>41293383
>>41293415
There is also a board game.

that requires an Ipad, blurring the line between board game and video game
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>>41293479
That's pretty funny.

Right sorry, I forgot the way to show emotion on 4chan is with images.

>>41293430
Is there some central place where this smut is formed or collected?
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>>41293518
I think it is board game too.
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>>41293518

There were arguments over WoW's /tg/ ness back when the topic first came up in these threads. Cooked does not give any shits as to whether it is /tg/ related or not, so there was nothing anyone could do to convince him not to post them here.
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>>41293525
top of thread, usually second post is the link to the index.

update on homunculus request:
fuck this is taking forever and not due to laziness or disinterest. format ended up with me rotating around 5 different sex scenes effectively. 3/4 the way through, thouh this is easily my longest fic yet
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>>41293640
I mean the /v/ smut. I've seen the /tg/ archive.
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>>41293657
no idea sadly...
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>>41292202
yes
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>>41293013

Transformers has a thing called "bleeding the meat," where the energy of organics is drained and compressed into raw Energon.

So...like that.
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Anything more planned with the velociraptor pics that were posted? All the tsundere, schoolgirl raptors getting jealous over sempai. Maybe make them more monster-girl types for tribal sexxings.
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>>41293657
There is no such central depository. I've been there, and it just gets dispersed at random. It's practically impossible to find any one smutfic there unless you've bookmarked it earlier, and the quality is all over the place. Depending on the anon writing it, it might be amazing, or (much more likely) it might be crap.
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>>41291542
Oh god, don't do that man...
That's basically how CuttleDaemonette attacks got wrote.

>>41292202
Yay Cuddles!

>>41292295
>>41292408
But HOW MANY Big Fat Cat Tats?

Also, I think I turned 27 today.
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>>41293628
Doesn't explain why its in the Index
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>>41293793
The index doesn't judge. It isn't held by the rules of 4chan, or /tg/. It is just a depository for nerd smut.
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>>41293793
near as I can work out, it was accepted due to the WoWs PnP RPG being an actual thing.
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>>41293781

>I turned 27 today

i'm so sorry
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>>41293781
>I think I turned 27 today.
Epic blog, bro!
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>>41292202
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>>41293781
>Yay Cuddles!
give me your criticism/response, I'm getting back into the swing of things.
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>>41293781
Are you unsure?
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>>41293781
>how that fic got written
that explains a lot. write something awake, sober and after you read Strunk and White.

>I think I turned 27
>think
and that also explains a lot...
...I'm going to just go back to writing now.
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>>41293766
Yea. Or more like the original cartoon Flash Gordon lizard women.
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>>41293842
Or more precisely I don't judge as long as the writing itself is good enough and the fic was posted here. I'm not going to poach work from people who don't know about this place and I'd rather remove my eyeballs than add NiceDaemonette's abomination of a fic onto the list.

Speaking of which, how can you "think" you turned 27? Did you somehow forget how old you are?
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>>41293842
>It is just a depository for nerd smut.
For /tg/ smut, you cunt.

WoW is /v/ territory.
>>41293847
Everything has some hack or homebrew and it's obnoxious as fuck to wheedle everything in under that clause.
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>>41293998
Nobody's forcing you to read it
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>>41293721
>Yfw you will never be "swallowed" by a sexy female robot so she can leech off your energy
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>>41293960

It happens. I got cripplingly depressed, took a shitload of pills, and didn't get out of bed for a week when I turned 25... Only to find out later I was still 24.
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>>41293998
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warcraft:_The_Roleplaying_Game
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>>41293998
Except Wow's isn't a hack or homebrew. It is an officially published tabletop RPG.

Plus it has a miniatures skirmish game.

Plus it had a card game.

Plus it had a board game.

Just go suck a dick, and then write a story about it.
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>>41293998
I thought the PnP was an official release? or am I mistaken?
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>>41294018

>you will never be her permanent biological battery
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ayyy who here like spaceship

http://pastebin.com/5vqeuXBZ
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>>41294047
>>41294055
>>41294054
So I guess we can also post Starcraft, Futurama, Hanna Barbara, and furry porn as well.
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>>41294120
I'm surprised there isn't already Starcraft.
Furry has a universal ban doesn't it? So go for it, we'll see you when you get unbanned.
Hanna Barbara, I can't see it. Got anything specific?
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>>41294120
>still unable to tell the difference between a licensed product and a homebrew
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>>41294188
no
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>>41294188
Why are you here?
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>>41294207
Isn't it obvious?
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>>41294188
What a coincidence, I want smut of leavefags.
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>>41294103
for a "be me"

that was actually pretty damn good
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>>41294228

/r/ing smut of a cranky sigmar enthusiast who can't stop trolling smut threads getting railed by slaneesh in his glorious return
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>>41294265
You know, before you were actually trying to make an argument. But now you're just being a sourpuss. Sorry I ever replied to you.
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>>41294317
I'm just saying, either let it all in or stop drawing inane lines in the sand like "X-Com is okay, but this other X-Com game isn't"
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>>41294061
>You will never be caressed by her internal wires and nanomachine wetwear as your are milked of your precious energy
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We've been over this before. Just having board games does not necessarily qualify a franchise as /tg/ related, or else everything is /tg/ related, which is utter madness.

If a franchise's primary installment is in another board's subject matter, like how World of Warcraft is first and foremost /v/, the only time it's alright to discuss it would be when discussing the actual spin-off board games.

It is still trivially easy to make smut that is /tg/ related with whatever context you want, given the wide swath of RPGs out there that cover almost every conceivable concept, without being forced to dip into things that are more /v/ than /tg/.

For everything else, you can just as easily post requests and fics on the appropriate boards.

Now, please, get back on-topic.
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I was going to get writing done this week, but then cartoons happened, to the degree that I didn't even finish reading comics this week.

It had been a hard week, is what I'm saying.

Still, with a little more research, I should have... something.
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>>41294395
Remove it from the list yourself if you feel so strongly about it. Don't demand other people to do something you can easily do yourself.
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>>41294448
Very well.
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>>41291411
Sometimes I get an idea for a story, but think there's too much pressure involved and write greentexts instead.
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Report/Hide/Ignore

Same arguments verbatim weve been hearing for a year, dont take the bait folks.
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>>41294501
Take it from me, that's the lazy man's way out. Write it properly or not at all.
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>>41293479
Can you share it? Might be good for a laugh.
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>>41294612
When it's done, yes. It's currently a mess of half-finished misdocumented spaghetti code that I'd be embarrassed to show to anyone.
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>>41292202
reading
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>>41294103

>that ending

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>41288505
Onyx checking in for once.

>What are you working on?
Not smut this time. I'm trying my hand at writing a comedy about a guardsman and an Eldar outcast who have to work together to stop a chaos insurrection on a backwater planet.
>What are you looking forward to seeing this weekend?
The usual conversations.
>Want comments? Critiques? Help with writing/art?
I'm always happy to get critique but I probably won't be posting anything this weekend.
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Formally requesting a story where a human character, Wizard or commoner, is taken in by a cult of deviant skaven who see him as a God-King and serve his ever whim.

Don't have to be dirty nasty, skaven, or at least the ones that serve him more physically be cleansed. Also this includes a lot of m/m stuff, preferable.
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Why do these threads have such efficient (and lopsided) moderation when the rest of the board is fucking abysmal
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>>41295039
>I'm trying my hand at writing a comedy about a guardsman and an Eldar outcast who have to work together to stop a chaos insurrection on a backwater planet.
This sounds good. What stuff of yours I've read has been well written for the most part.

Do you plan to finish She Who Wanders eventually? Or will it just continue on?
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>>41295242
I'll continue it until I get bored of the setting and then I might move it forward a few centuries. I do have a few chapters already planned out that will take Cherry through an arch and into a few more locations. I don't really have an end-game for it yet though.
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>>41295159
It wouldn't be required if people didn't focus these threads with so much stupid posting. It isn't surprising really, it is like cops on the side of a long stretch of empty road when looking for speeders.
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>>41295363

Please stay on-topic.
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>>41288834
guilty pleasure/10
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>>41294103
>you reckon that the ship is some 50,000,000 light years away from Old Earth.
Basic smut or not I feel the need to ask, do you know just how far that is?
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>>41288310
Are there more of this picture?
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>>41295443

A little ways. Far enough that I'd go to the bathroom before I left.

i didnt write it
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For reference, our galaxy.
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>>41295555
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>>41295555
>>41295580
I know how far it is. I was wondering if the writer knew, but the person who posted it was not the writer.
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>>41295363
Every thread has stupid posting (usually from smutfags tbh) so I don't see what makes these ones special.
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>>41293525
>Is there some central place where this smut is formed or collected?

ahhaha no

You have to search shit for that kind of stuff.
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>>41295580
>The galaxy at large will never know the joys of brown elf smut.
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I've reached a crisis. After researching how the activities of tarantulas differ from my preconceived notions of spiders, the sex scene I was about to write has been spoiled.

Not that I can't just say 'I will do what I want, I am writing smut on an anonymous message board', but I have to wonder if there isn't another way.

Since tarantula do not trap their prey in webs, any sort of webplay would be out of place. On the other hand, there is paralyzing venom. On the third through sixth hand, paralysis does not make for sexy sex.
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>Look up the name of the Blood Angels fortress-monastery
>It doesn't have an official one
Well, fuck. I guess it's fine to just make one up at this point, but I'm incredibly surpised and frustrated.
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>>41295684
Well, given you're going for a (I assume) human sized tarantula like spider, I'd say do what you want, personally I'd mix the two, webbing plus paralysis.
Though as you've already said you're looking for another way, I'd say partial paralysis maybe? Or the old standby, venom makes them horny
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>>41295698
Does it not have one, or is it just unnamed? With all the 40k fiction out there, that seems so unlikely.

I mean, that seems like it would just be in their codex.
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>>41295684
I don't know, doesn't paralysis allow for some very utmost tender care by one party, or maybe the paralysis only works on some very specific body parts.

As for the webs, they "borrow" some other spider's web for some awkwardly cute experimenting maybe?
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>>41295744
I have the latest codex and I've been pouring over websites, but there's nothing listed! The LOCATION is mentioned (Mount Seraph) but not the name. I'm going to keep looking, but this is a weird roadblock I didn't expect to get in my writing. With such a popular chapter, you figure they'd have a map of the thing.
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>>41295739
>venom makes them horny

Just like in my japanese animes!
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>>41295800
>Just like in my japanese animes!
Exactly
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>>41295684

Go light on the venom and it just makes you dizzy, your body tingles, and you get very aroused. That's how poisoning works anyway.

i should know...
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>>41295739
Mixing the two could work fine. As for horny venom, as much as that is so far up my alley that it has a laneway house there, I don't know if I want to do it this time.

>>41295774
I'm thinking the paralysis could wear off some. Alternatively, maybe partial paralysis would work, just leaving the limbs like noodles.

Options options options.
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>>41295820
What do you know?
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>>41295820
Do tell.
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>>41295853

what being poisoned feels like.
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>>41292223
That was enjoyable, didn't notice any real flaws though I do kinda wish there was a continuation/sequel where she's full kaiju and in the middle of a sex/vore rampage
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>>41292773
How.

How in the everloving fuck is that, in any capacity, smut? It's only been written by someone that writes smut here. Cripes.
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>>41296142

>implying they read it before shitposting

we've got a troll epidemic tonight. The mods had to delete a bunch of shit; they just missed that one.
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>>41292542
Apparently I have a capacity for cute couples. Thanks!

>>41295684
If you're very concerned about webbing and immobilisation, just have the webbing be a part of internal decoration, a sticky bed to lie into or against. Perhaps dridude's partner gets ideas in their head, wraps themself up into webs, immobilisation happens.

Semi-paralytic venom also could work. Noodle limbs, a bit of dizzying per >>41295820. Honestly, go nuts.

>>41296142
Don't worry about that shit, I'll write what I want, when I want, within board etiquette. I think some heavy action terror attack worldbuilding would be appropriate too for the weekend since I have the time.
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>>41296220
>within board etiquette
The very existence of these threads violates any form of "board etiquette" that may exist
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>>41296220

>heavy action terror attack worldbuilding

Awwww yeah

Hopefully some other people join up to make stuff. Seems like that project's going well.


Also, a reminder to everyone else.
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so, any new snek stuff one might know about?
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>>41290271
...Why did my post get deleted?
It's SFW and I've posted that pic a lot before

>>41292223
Oh, that was fun, didn't seem slow to me, though I do kinda wish you were more descriptive on what she tasted/how her body shifting felt, but other than that it was nice

Plans for a sequel?

>>41290800
Very good, though one thing to note, line 132
>The young dwarf
I think you missed an edit
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>>41296458
>>41296510

You two do know what SFW stands for, right? There's a bit more to it than "I'm not showing nipples or genitalia". You really shouldn't be surprised if pictures like that get deleted on a blue board. The surprise should be that it hasn't happened more before, or that we don't get more heat from the mods on pictures like that.
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>>41288310
I never really read these threads but damn do I love that art they usually start with.
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>>41288505
>>What are you working on?
Nothing at the moment, it's too hot to work in at the moment.
>>What are you looking forward to seeing this weekend?
Everyone being nice to each other.
>>Want comments? Critiques? Help with writing/art?
Is this a good picture for a monk/physical adept kind of character?
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>>41296568
Technically nothing about these threads are SFW and shouldn't be on a blue board
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>>41296458
>>41296510
Maybe you assholes should stop skirting the line and trying to get us banned, then.

I'll probably report you myself next time you post them.
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Also have a dancer pic.
If I knew how to color worth a damn she'd look more obviously like a brown elf since her ears is hidden by the headdress thing.
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>>41296453
>>>/v/
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>>41296661
True. So we shouldn't be surprised if stuff gets deleted, especially when mods have to pay more attention to our thread due to trolls. When stuff is behind a link, I think mods are going to cut us more slack. It doesn't matter how many times it's been allowed before, any more than it matters how many times I've been speeding before and never been pulled over.

>>41296714
Nice drawing, inker. Would it be weird if I focused on how well you drew the left arm? There's something about that part that is draws my attention for some reason.
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>>41296458
>>41296510
Don't be a cunt and bitch about mods. They're nice enough to let this thread stay up.
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Dumping lewds to counteract the bitching.
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>>41296714
Very nice, inker. I always like seeing dancing girls in those kinds of outfits.
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Fucking faggot ass mods, there is nothing wrong with this picture
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>>41296808
Thanks.

>>41296755
Probably because I looked up a ref for both the costume and pose. Or is arm fetish a thing alongside foot fetish?

Last dancer pic, tomorrow I should be back home in time to draw the requests backlog. ignore that terrible right hand
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>>41296863
This one is even better than the last one. It's a very clean drawing, and very sexy.
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>>41296863
Nice. very arousing.

Hey, Inker, can I trouble you for another piece of artwork?

Psyker, having rescued SoB from tentacles of the Tyranids, bridal carries her to safety. use of psychic power is optional.
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>>41288343
Well you just decided on the thumbnail

Finally got around doing K-fan's request, Kayleth x RT.
http://i.imgur.com/aIOY36i.jpg

The colors are very off though, sorry about that. I only have a phone camera at hand and it messes it up.
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>>41295580

Actually, since radio waves attenuate by the square of the distance, that range is less than 5 light years.
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>>41290800
>I bring gifts. Of the lizardfolk kind.

Aww yeah! This makes me happy. That robot story was great, too, BTW.
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>>41288505
>what are you working on
If I get some time and don't kill myself to spite my boss, I still have a request (mandrake) for Deathleaper's fangirl I want to work on and a few personal things.

>what are you looking forward to seeing this weekend
Some good noncon smut would be nice.

>want comments? critiques? help with writing/art?
If anyone has discovered the all around tip to beat procrastination, I'm all ears.
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>>41296977
>If anyone has discovered the all around tip to beat procrastination, I'm all ears.
Write.
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>>41296977
>If anyone has discovered the all around tip to beat procrastination, I'm all ears.
Masturbation
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>>41296998
Ehhhh, yeah that report is not going to write itself, but I'm a drawfag personally, writing is not that much my thing.

>>41297004
I probably already do that too much.
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>>41297026
(forgot to namefag)
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>>41297026
The only thing that defeats procrastination is actually doing something about it.
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>Mod deleted a post without even suggestive content linking to a story off site

What's going on?
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>>41297150
was there perky nips with areolas and everythin?
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>>41297172

No, it was this image.

http://i.imgur.com/8qkaS1U.jpg

About the most lewd thing in the pic is a bit of cleavage and a belly button. What gives? Are the mods just deleting anything? I have never had a post of mine deleted before because I follow the rules very strictly.
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>>41297150
I'm surprised the OP image hasn't been nixed yet. I've been banned for posting things less risque than that.
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>>41297192

Furries are trash.
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>>41297192
huh weird, at least you didnt get a ban
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>>41297204
And smutfags are cancer
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>>41297199
I'm kind of surprised by what the mods let us get away with on our opening post. And kind of surprised that we don't try to keep a lower profile on our public-facing side.
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>>41297192
It's furry and you don't get permabanned?
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>>41297235
It's going to bite us in the ass soon, especially since mods seem to be clamping down on lewd pictures elsewhere on /tg/. I've seen several cropped porn pictures that were technically SFW get deleted recently and now not even WST is safe from their faggotry.
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>>41297243

Gnolls aren't exactly "furry." Same pic was posted last week or so with a gnoll story, and stayed up.
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>>41297204
>>41297243

>Gnolls
>Furry
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>>41297235
>>41297263
Lesson learned for next post, then.
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>>41297287
>being a fedorafag as well as a furry
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>>41288431
Wow, way for me to show up late.
Original poster of the Timid boy and Lizard girl here. Glad to now people still remember this.
I was also the guy who wrote this little thing up-
>Village boy is just minding his own business, working around the village as village boys are bound to do.
>When suddenly a pair of cold clawed hands grab his shoulders.
>He flinches at the touch, quickly standing straight. His heart rate quickens when a shadow spreads around him and a large form towers him from behind.
> He hears a slight low hiss and a soft voice.
>"you know..."
> His face flushes when a long serpentine tongue almost grazes his ear.
>"You're always..."
>Village boy begins to heavily sweat.
>"...so warm when i touch you."
>Large arms wrap around his chest and pull him into a cold hug.
>Despite the chills running down his back and also visibly shivering.
>Village boy feels very, very, hot.
Posting to say that honestly if anybody wants to write this then to go ahead and write in any way you want. It is just an idea after all and can be interpreted however you want the story to go. I've already tried my hand at fully writing something up as I've presented it, but some things have gotten in the way so it might be awhile still until I'm done.
If anybody does want my opinion, I've intended this to be an easy going and sweet story. Nothing really crazy or smutty, but just plain romantic as it was originally presented. But, again write it however you guys fell like. No one needs my permission.
Really hope I'm not to late.
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>>41288505
I'd love to see how that party goes
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>>41297301
Guys, chill. Last week we posted fully visible spider vaginas in the OP and didn't get banned, quit with the doomsaying.
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>>41297287
>furry dickgirls
>not furry
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>>41297328
I'm pretty sure it's one anti smut fag false flagging
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>>41297328
Damn, I miss one smut thread and then it's that one.
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>>41297344
It was just a shitscribble by lewdanon, you missed nothing of value
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>>41292202
Cuddles is still the best girl.

On an unrelated note, there was another on earlier that once again touched on the idea of how Eldar have children. That's something that's touched suprisingly little in these threads given how popular elves/Eldar seem to be. I'd like to see a cute picture of a heavily pregnant Eldar lady. Kind of like that one picture of a human woman and her angel/aasimar lover. Not really smut, but I doubt I could ask for that in a regular drawthread.
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Maybe sleep is the best option. The world will still be here tomorrow, as will this unfinished story.
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>>41297359
>angsty edgelord
>best girl
Lel
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>>41297361
If you're begging for someone to suck off your e-peen in order to motivate you, then you're better off just fucking off
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>>41297375
I just looked at WQDT and saw nothing of the sort. Quit trying to start shit, false flagging fucktard
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>>41295791
Just call it after the location. Mount Seraph fortress-monestery (or just Mount Seraph, since it's not like there's much anything else there but the monastery) sould be clear enough.It might not even have an actual name beyond "Blood Angler fortress monastery".
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>>41297380
man /wst/ culture sure has changed

we used to be a lot friendlier to each other
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>>41297359
I'm planning a pregnant Isha drawing atm, but that's a really convoluted one (more of a goddess iconography than a smut thing, and not sure I should post it under my smut pencil name).
It'll pop up eventually, but don't expect it soon.
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>>41297444
Maybe we got tired of people using us to jerk off their ego instead of their penis
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>All this frusterated shit posting
This brings back memories
We got one dedicated troll tonight

>>41297446
>I'm planning a pregnant Isha drawing atm
Smut or not, I'd be interested in seeing it
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>>41297380
Seriously? Uncalled for.

>>41297444
agreed
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>>41297444
The troll is back, that's all forgot how quickly the thread moves with him here
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>>41297446
If she's not pregnant with a cancerous tumor slowly devouring her from the inside out then you may as well just shit on a canvas for all I care
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>>41297464
They do have a point though, if crudely expressed. This thread keeps turning into a place for writers to have their egos stroked, and they milk it as much as they can with constant status updates, "how do I write" discussions, or otherwise spending more time asking about their own writing than actually writing.
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>>41297464
>Uncalled for.
What's uncalled for is someone demanding adulation for something he hasn't even half-done yet
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>>41297507
Writers don't use this thread to ask how to write. People that want to write but can't use this thread to ask how to write.
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>>41297507
I honestly think we ought to get rid of that shitty blog update template up here: >>41288505. It only leads to attention whoring and drama, yet it gets reposted every thread.

But of course I'm just a filthy anon, so I don't expect the namefags who adore attention whoring and drama to stop turning these threads into their blogs
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>>41297543
>I honestly think we ought to get rid of that shitty blog update template up here: >>41288505.
Meh, I like knowing what's coming up so I say let it stay, what's attention whoring about it anyway?
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>>41297543
Hey guys, I have an idea, stop me if you've heard it before but I'm just going to spitball.

What if we act like dicks to our content creators.

You think they'll create more... less... give me a rough estimate. I dunno, just trying stuff out, don't get mad or anything, teehee.
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>>41297474
She ain't. So here's your request, now leave us alone.
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>>41297570
But I never asked for your self-portrait.
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>>41297564
How is not filling the thread with "oh me oh my if I don't get enough compliments I won't he motivated enough to fulfill your request anon teehee" being a dick to anyone?
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>>41297507
>>41297509
I don't see what is wrong with encouragement or telling people you like what they do.
Of course a big part of art is "doing things for yourselves", but when you're hanging out in these threads, you're writing/drawing for an audience and you like to see its response. There are things I wouldn't have written if people hadn't been hype about it.
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>>41297596
yes
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>>41297592
>Things that never happened: the post
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>>41297592
That has never happened, closest to that is writers complaining they don't know what they need to improve on cause no one speaks up
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>>41297596
I would call people like >>41297592 ungrateful, but the reality is that they are just the same troll from earlier, trying to be (a little) subtle.
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>>41297596
Gratitude for finished requests is fine, but this asshole here >>41297361 is clearly trying to conduct his own pity party where everyone heels him off and tries to convince him how great he is
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>>41297592
And the troll outs himself as to what he is
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>>41297564
The content creators that constantly seek attention are the ones we can afford to lose the most. They mainly just derail the thread with their constant status updates, posting of WIP, or marathon sessions of asking what to write next. The good content providers just take a suggestion or two, if even that, then write, and post.

>>41297543
Agreed. It might as well be a sign that says "attention whoring encouraged".

>>41297596
Telling content makers they created something nice is fine. Content makers constantly going "tell me I created something nice" is the problem. Or them just repeatedly overposting about their stuff, then not understanding that they're overdoing it, and people are losing interest in what they started.
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>>41297607
>>41297609
>never happened
It literally just did in this very thread.
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>>41297614
Uh... except none of that is in the post. He just said he was going to bed. It is like 2-5am in the US.
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>>41293013
No one cared who he was until he put the dress on
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>>41297619
>Content makers constantly going "tell me I created something nice" is the problem.
It's even worse than that, they're going "tell me I'm a good person so that I feel motivated enough to create something nice", which is just plain despicable
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this thread fucking sucks tonight.
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>>41297651
The summer will soon pass, anon.
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>>41297631
Why else would he post "I'm going to bed, I GUESS I can finish it in the morning, oh woe is me" unless he wanted everyone to stroke his ego?

Why even tell us he's going to bed at all? We don't need that level of status update. Should he inform us on every dump he takes too?
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>>41297651
Meh, ignore him
It's just one guy

>>41297658
>Should he inform us on every dump he takes too?
Nah, you seem to be doing a good job
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>>41297658
But the writers must give us a status update on absolutely everything. "Oh, hi everyone. I'm so sorry I didn't get this story no one was waiting for done for today. But here's a link to the WIP. Maybe if enough people tell me how great it is, I'll have the courage to finish it."
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Thread's reaching bump limit, are the shitposters going to move into the next thread as well?
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>>41297728
I hope not. This thread it mostly shitposting and maybe 20 good posts that couldshould? be reposted in the next.
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>>41297728
I hope so. Who else is going to create the next thread?
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>>41297749
>I hope not. This thread it mostly shitposting and maybe 20 good posts that couldshould? be reposted in the next.
I don't see any reason to not repost the stories

>>41297754
Whoever makes it first is traditional
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>>41288431
>>41290800
Great story Kitty D, that was a fun read. It's always great to see an idea come to fruition.
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>>41297319
Your reply was the reason I included particular passages. The whole terrifying growls meant to be enticing and the whole cold versus warmth in speech and bodily reactions.

Still went with awkward teenage hormones clashing. Specifically didn't want to use >>41150977. I hope I still delivered for you.
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>>41297761
Is there a tradition to choosing the OP image as well?

fuck you captcha a buffet table is cheating
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>>41297784
No, only to wait till the current one falls off page 11 and use the /wst/ OP
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>>41297784
Current tradition seems to be for the OP to try to influence how they want to set the flavor for that thread. So we end up with OPs posting pics that are their fetishes, and often skirting the SFW thing. What we need is a standard image, or at least an agreement to keep the first post pretty tame.
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>>41297777
I noticed, it really was cool to see someone had taken the time to bring this story to life.
It also gives me the passion to finish the version I've been working on so thanks for that.
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>>41295666
Wasnt planning on jerking off...
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>>41297784

warforged
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>>41297798
>>41297784

How bout this pic?
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>>41297838
That pic is pretty much always a good choice. It's 100% SFW, but also gives a good idea on the thread.
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>>41297838
>>41297855
Someone should really stick "/WST/" in the corner there.

wow captcha that's a cupcake not ice cream.

heh, ice cream.
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>>41297855

>sfw

Masturbation is not SFW
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>>41297869
Just keeping her hands warm. People do it all the time in sports.
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>>41297808
>anon starts writing too

Well my job here is done then!
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>>41297869
Maybe she keeps her pet alabama blacksnake in there and she's petting it.

Don't be so quick to judge anon.
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It's funny all the complaining disappears when the thread is past the bump limit
As if the troll wasn't any more obvious
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>>41297380
Uncalled
>>>/out/
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>>41297998
All the more reason for us to ignore the dumb replies.

But no.
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>>41297998
>His work complete, the troll retreats under his basement-bridge where he faps to his collextion of clearly inferior non-tg-related smut.
>It's all just pictures of himself.
>Pictures of a better time, a more innocent time.
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>>41296930
Thank you for all you hard work. Just... well this video to better explain my reaction:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIGOscPtl4
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>>41298018
>>41298055
Was there a bait drawthread or something?
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>>41298026
keked at the video

glad you like it too
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>>41297913
>anon
He has a name you ladyboy cuck
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Hey, if Simic-chan's around I wanna say something:

Thank you so much, the magi-science lewds you've written are amazing and most delicious. You're awesome!
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Actually, I've been meaning to write something of a phone sex kind of story. Not so much a script, rather a back-and-forth between two characters. Emphasis on their words, the sounds they hear on the other end of the line.

Except I never quite went that far with my girlfriend back then.

Are there any particular movies or books or short stories that I could check out that toe the line with the subject, or cover it? Kinda wanna draw inspiration from them.
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>>41299112
You made that whole post just to blog about your girlfriend, didn't you?
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>>41299142
>requesting information, goal explicitly stated
>background, lack of personal experience stated
>just to blog about your girlfriend, didn't you?
>blog

anon pls
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>>41299112
>>41299204
You should really think about putting on a name if you want to be taken seriously in these threads
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>>41299112
where in the many settings that /tg/ exploits would that even fit?
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>>41299243
"Phone" sex? Any modern/sci-fi setting where long-distance vocal communication exists.
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>>41299243
Shadowrun. Modern-fantasy Call of Cthulhu. Transhuman Space. Present-day World of Darkness.

All depends on presentation and setting, I would suppose.
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>>41299243
>Modern Fantasy
>Warhammer High
>Shadowrun
>Cyberpunk 2020
>Any modern day game
>DnD/Fantasy using scrying pools
>Eclipse Phase
>Generic scifi
Quit being an ass
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>>41299243
All you have to do is slap some pointy ears on one of the characters to make it "/tg/ related"
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>>41299308
I hate the fact that this is true. It really dilutes the board
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>>41299243
>>41299243
>>41299112
Mind to mind only telepathy.

Phone sex with your drider wife.

Phone sex with your minotaur husband.

Phone sex with your Asiatic neotenic shelled lover as she walks around the Ice Caverns of Titan while you're investigating Lunar quakezones as an augmented Octocephalopod. (Yeah, I fuckin' went there.)

Please, you never have any idea who you're dealing with, here.
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>>41299398
>Phone sex with your Asiatic neotenic shelled lover as she walks around the Ice Caverns of Titan while you're investigating Lunar quakezones as an augmented Octocephalopod.
LOLSORANDUMB XDDDDD
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>>41299445
>>41299445
Less randumb than just an old Eclipse phase joke, moron. Like, YEARS old. Which says a lot about you being on /tg/. You do have to be 18 even on blue boards, you know.
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>>41297373
>angsty edgelord
how?
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>>41299398

STOP RESPONDING TO THE TROLL YOU FAGGOTS
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>>41295666
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>>41299606
These threads are just as bad, cuckboi
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>>41299477
>if you don't like my shitty fetish setting and know all its jokes, u must b new!
Don't be that faggot. Nobody likes that faggot.
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>>41299635
>doesn't know what Eclipse Phase is
>pretending to belong to /tg/
>speaking for all of /tg/
Oh dear. I am embarrassed for you, anon.
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>>41299730

Stop replying
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>>41299730
>implying I don't know what EP is just because I don't care enough about it to know all the ebin maymays
>implying it isn't magical realm as fuck
They have a goddamn penis festival where everyone shows off the new penises they made and brags about their ejaculatory rate, force, volume, etc for fucks sake.

Which is to say nothing of the pedo/loli shit, the rat furry scat fetishists, and the vorefaggotry.
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>>41299733
It's only you and I here now, anon. No reason to be embarrassed for not being in control. Just relax and let it happen.
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>>41296458
>>41296082

Not at the moment, no. That was my first attempt at writing smut, and I'm not sure where to go from there.
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>>41299819

However, if there's enough enthusiasm for it I might re-write the story. Try and improve on it.
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>>41299772
I'm pretty sure that you're referring to Jenkins with the second, but vorefaggotry? You talking about ShadowDragon? He's just the That Guy of the EP forums. Also, I don't remember about any festival. There's Carnival of the Goat, but that's just basically the setting's /d/. Scum swarms are basically the retarded lovechild of 4chan and The Culture. Don't pretend for an instant that given the ability to modify your body freely that some people wouldn't go full magical realm.
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>>41297359
Does her boyfriend die at the end like all the others?
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>>41300424
>Does her boyfriend die at the end like all the others?
Cultist chan's didn't, he was just spawn'd (but with his intelligence), hell if anything he plows her more than when he was a CSM
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>>41300444
Does it still count as bestiality if the other party has sentience? Because my dick is diamonds now.

Also nice trips.
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>>41300491
I'd say no. A sentient/intelligent animal can consent to sex just fine.
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>>41300491
>nice trips
>>>/b/
Don't be a fucking faggot.
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>>41300491
>Does it still count as bestiality if...
Google Harkness test.
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>>41300527
Yeah, but the Harkness test doesn't take into account furfaggotry.
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>>41300580
>xenophilia is somehow exempt from furfaggotry because I care way too much what anonymous people on the internet think
a fox anthro is about as viable a fuck as a twilek, deal with it.
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>>41300615
The face makes all the difference, faggot.
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>>41300642
nah, the snout thing is a desperate justification by people who need a loophole so they don't feel shame when fapping.
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>>41300670
Facial recognition is neurologically hardwired. If you think the gynoids they make in Japan are uncanny, then you haven't seen people animating animal faces to make them look like they're talking. That shit is so creepy that it sends chills down my spine.
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you're all a bunch of faggots.
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>>41300758
>smutfags
>faggots
Thanks, captain obvious!
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The shitposters are real.
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>>41300825

I can't believe I made a single post in passing yesterday and it exploded into all-out hatred and shitposting between you all.

I'm so proud of myself for ruining your thread.
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>>41300834
>not realizing only trolls took the bait in the first place
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>>41300843

It still shit your thread up, so mission accomplished.



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