Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarroTali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bCTali's Notes: http://pastebin.com/XW3TrhfRJournel Entry #21: Ryuko wants to see me. I'm gonna see what she wants. If I die know that I did so in the name of the mission
>>41308154I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
>>41308171She looks kinda fat in that outfit.
>Tali has been brutally poisoned in a bonding ritual with his new dragon, Faelanerium. While he recovers in the hospital the orb grows restless.>And when it grows restless it wanders...======================="Gods above... Look at her. Seriously. I know it's not all Aelor. It really isn't. No, it's just her. Is it the booze? I bet it is.And look. Even the ugly fish girl has some giant knockers. What the fuck? How old are they again? This is not normal for teens."
>>41308154Yo Tali, did you know that you're now legally married to that young dragon?
>>41308206Who are we controlling exactly?
>>41308206Flora is not ugly you cockmonging vapid whore!
"Fleshcrafting. I fucking bet that's it. They're all fleshcrafters. I mean, seriously. It's not fair, you know? Why did Serin make it so some girls get all the looks while the rest of us must suffer in mediocrity. It's really unfair.">Anita puts down her binoculars. The entire time at the beach she's just been scoping everyone out, at first on the lookout for artifacts, but as the time went on she noticed a disturbing trend."The ratio of hot to not is outrageous in this school..."
>>41308251Probably worst girl. I can't say I *drill* being stuck with her for the whole day.
>>41308260Don't be so critical of others, Anita. We've seen your tits already and they're not so impressive.ALSO HELLO, WE'RE BACK TO CORRUPT YOUR MIND
>>41308260FLAT IS JUSTICEALSO SHOW US YOUR JUSTICES
>>41308260Didn't you know that using magic nipple artifacts makes you flat? They absorb your boobs to fuel their magic.
>>41308260The knockers are artifacts. You should examine them further.
>>41308260"You get what I'm saying, Anja?"".......No.""Bluh. Of course not. Look, I'm not saying there's some kinda conspiricy going on here I'm just saying the ration is off and it's only us new girls that aren't hot. You, me, Collette, Illia. All flat and plain and blah. Meanwhile everyone else has something going for them. Even the fat elf has something. There's something going on.""I don't care.""It's seriously-">>41308299>>41308257>>41308251Oh, hello there.
>>41308260Instead of being an angry flatty, why don't you work on your personality to become someone people want to be with?You will still be flat through.
>>41308321Tali made a new friend and she has bigger tits then you too. She's absolutely huge, massive even.
>>41308321Maybe you haven't been massaging your breasts enough?
>>41308321Poke her eye.
>>41308321Hi Anita, Tali got himself in the hospital.
>>41308321Requesting three-eyed lifeform to identify itself.
>>41308321CEER ARTIFACTS TURN YOU INTO A CEER
>>41308321If you're so jealous of their knockers, why not fleshcraft yourself?
>>41308260Why are you under the weird impression you're not attractive, even with a flat chest.Is this a jealousy thing or do you wanna go up and get a good FEEL for them?
>>41308321Join the Beauty Club if you care about that sort of thing so much. They'll give you something to be proud about.
>>41308321I hate to break it to you but you're alone, your friend here has those abs working for her
>>41308413They are nice. Not as awesome as Lyra's Abs though.
>>41308321Does Anita always obsess over looks like this?It shouldn't be that hard to get a fleshcrafter to enhance her looks, if she's getting so worked up about it.
>>41308424I'd still lick jelly off of them.
>>41308424Eh if we judge everything by the best possible counterpart we lose alot of good women
>>41308193She is fat. All that food and no movement? Bet your ass she's flabbier than your mom
>>4130832199c and Lily aren't exactly stacked. And there's others too, you're just blinded by your bias.Oh, and that cutie Ceera has pretty small boobs too. She makes up for it elsewhere, of course.
>>41308206Is no one worried about the blind girl off in the fucking ocean by herself here?
>>41308467Vendal's probably babysitting her.
>>41308467Nobody cares about Lily's wellbeing.
>>41308446>She makes up for it elsewhere, of course.With her penis.
>>41308467Lily has magic aura sight, she's fine.
>>41308321Maybe it's a side effect of being good at magic. You're new and rely on artifacts, so you're still small.Oh, and heads up: Ceer artifacts gradually turn their user into a ceer, and once the change is complete the original person dies.
>>41308480You can't blame a blind blondie for being a bitch the same way you don't hold grudges at a dog for shitting on a carpet, you just gotta train them better
>>41308467Well, her blindness shouldn't really be an issue in this situation.
>>41308480She just needs a good helping of Syrup.
>>41308321Lily, 99c, Tessa, Ceera, Solia -technically- has no boobs, Shara, Faewin. A few others are pretty average. It's hard to tell with all the robes and breastplates everyone wears.
>>41308321Anita, don't think like that. You're only ugly on the inside.You could do with showing of your pretty eyes once in a while though. Not criticising, just saying.
>>41308380>>41308519Tell me something I don't know. I've taken precautionary measures, however. It'll be years, decades even before that happens to me.>>41308355He made a friend? Color me impressed.>>41308357Please.>>41308358I'm pretty sure she can break my arm. Like, easily. I've seen her punch through punching bags.>>41308368What did he do this time?>>41308373Her name is Anja. She's a member of Thorn, like myself. She's my best friend.>>41308382Hmm... I'll wait until I get the Brassiere of the Bear. Safer that way.>>41308401Ugly fish is in there. I'm fine not joining.>>41308413Yeah, but... Abs don't really count.>>41308446Ceera's a girl? I wouldn't have noticed honestly>>41308589Tessa has hips. And besides, that whole slim body works for her cute looks.I'm not, like, obsessing... Just stating some facts.I could honestly care less about a beach filled with hot babes.>>41308744Ouch.And no. I like my visor.I-"ANITA. ANJA.">The two of them jump in surprise. Behind them is Natalie Cross, an umbrella taking the place of her greatsword as she stands in her usual pose."What are you two doing here?" She asks. "You think this is relaxing time?""It's vacation." Anja says. "That is what vacation means.""We're at the beach! Out of the school! This is the perfect time to swim, run through the same, play sports. Lounging around in unbecoming of a Thorn member.""Lyra is buried in sand." Anja points out."And Katherine is eating ice cream." Anita says."They..." Natalie sighs. "I swear, the beach seems to drain everyone's motivation..."Man, this chick is always so wound up.you guys do advice. How do we get her to calm her tits?
>>41308811>Yeah, but... Abs don't really count.LET US LEAVE THIS WHORE AT ONCE!
>>41308811Grab them! Stop them from moving around!
Anita, I have a critical mission for you.You have to bully Lily. Cause she's awful.
>>41308811Tell her she ought to relax and save her strength. If she's always on edge all the time, she won't have the energy she needs in an emergency.It's true. People learn better if they take breaks occasionally.
>>41308811>Yeah, but... Abs don't really count.>Ugly fishI've never seen one human be so wrong.
>>41308811>you guys do advice. How do we get her to calm her tits?Mandatory tanning time!
>>41308811Challenge her to a sword fight, that will get her to back off.
>>41308811>you guys do advice. How do we get her to calm her tits?Summon birds or make bird noises.
>>41308811>you guys do advice. How do we get her to calm her tits?Tell her to go get a nice big helping of Syrup. I think 99c's started selling some.
>>41308811Tell her she's too wound up. It's not healthy. She should relax too, or she'll crack at some point.
>>41308811Lick her abs. then she'll leave you alone or take you as a mate, either or
>>41308811Y'know, fishtits would probably be the best person to talk to about fleshcrafting, even if you don't like her.
>>41308811All that stress and build up will kill, no person or machine cam work 24/7 without malfunctioning.
>>41308885yes, hold up a couple fries to call the gulls.
>>41308811He got poisoned by his new dragon so we got bored and decided to bother you. And we will not leave you alone until you accomplish three tasks for us! Those are the rules now, we're like the most dangerous Ceer artifact in the school, the book that literally makes a person crazy included, so you have to listen to us.
>>41308811Tell her even the best of blades will break if they are constantly under stress.
>>41308811>Please.I'd love to, but we don't have hands, sorry.How's the red orb doing? Have you been treating him well?
>>41308811>What did he do this time?He decided to marry a dragon, or something like that.
>>41308811>How do we get her to calm her tits?Give them some fresh air.Also, what's Cora up to? Her example is one that I would follow in this case absolutely for sure.
>>41308811Tell her Tali got laid, she'll be shocked
>>41309060Tali can't marry the dragon, he has to marry the Ceer!
>>41309126why not both.jpg
>>41309141Do you want to see what happen when a crazy poison dragon and a being of pure magic catfight for Tali?
>>41309126We still havent ridden the dragon
>>41308811QUESTION.WHAT ASSETS DOES TALI HAVE THAT MAKE HER BETTER LOOKING THAN YOU?
>>41309126We're going for Harem end, duh.
>>41309126>Tali can't marry the dragonI think he already did.
>>41309185she knows that she is a he
>>41309171>Do you want to see what happenWho wouldnt'?
>>41309094Holy shit, no way! With who!? -I'm- shocked! He seems like the kinda dude afraid to go to first base.>>41309060He married a dragon? Yeah right.>>41309053Still my obedient servant, as usual.>>41308947Well what are the tasks?>>41308873>>41308830I'm sorry, muscles are kinda gross. Especially on girls. I've seen them in the shower and it's weird. You ever seen Lyra naked? If it weren't for her tits and crotch I wouldn't even know she was a girl."Look, Natalie. You gotta relax.""No.""Natalie, please. Think of a sword. Would you keep using a sword? Again and again and again? It'll get chipped and rusty and just won't do well. Your body is a sword. It's powerful, but every once in a while you gotta just.... Chill.""... You bring up a good point, Anita. Very well.">Natalie sits down on a cooler.>She stares off into the ocean for a while, tapping her foot away. Then her foot tapping gets faster. She frowns and begins swaying side to side."Natalie. Relax.""I am relaxing...">She shudders.Oh boy... This is not working.
>>41309249Throw fries at her until seagulls swarm her.
>>41309249Ask Tessa a favour! She must give Natalie a massage!
>>41309249Trick her into building sand castles by telling her it is a lesson in fortification sciences.
>>41309249>I'm sorry, muscles are kinda gross. Especially on girls. I've seen them in the shower and it's weird. You ever seen Lyra naked? If it weren't for her tits and crotch I wouldn't even know she was a girl.You are a woman of true vision. Good work.Now go and tell natalie to challenge the seas.
>>41309249Try getting her to do something fun. Like a beach game of some sort? Maybe sandcastles of volleyball or some sort of sport like that?
>>41309249Go join Tessa in building a sweet sandcastle. That might take the edge off.
>>41309249>You ever seen Lyra naked?Yes we have and it was amazing, and much better then your flat ass, and chest, flat chest too.Also Tell her to train by having a swimming race with Vandel
>>41309249I don't think he married the dragon. He's going to be a dragon rider or something. We're unusually persuasive and we talked to the dragon's mother earlier. Is Lily being towed out to sea?
>>41309249I TOLD YOU FUCKS TO WATCH OUT FOR THE BLIND GIRL!
>>41309249Get out of there while you can. Go on a mission to acquire every girl's three sizes.
>>41309249Clearly she needs an activity to actively do that is relaxing. Hmmm...I know, we can organize a wet t-shirt contest! T-shirts not mandatory.
>>41309249>You ever seen Lyra naked?Yes, it was the best. >Oh boy... This is not working.Go with her and find Lan and ask Lan for two drinks of what's in the gourd. Then she'll relax.
>>41309249Natalie obviously needs a shoulder massage, that should help her relax.
>>41309249>LilyOH NO! Tell her to be a responsible teacher/lifeguard and save Lily!
>>41309249Wait, look in the water! I think someone's in trouble!
>>41309347She's gonna be fine.If we save her.
>>41309383>OH NO! Tell her to be a responsible teacher/lifeguard and save Lily!Well there's the worst suggestion of the thread. Doubt anybody's going to top that one.
>>41309330>I don't think he married the dragon.Pretty sure we agreed on an arranged marriage.
>>41309249QUICK! Tell Natalie to go rescue Lilly before the blind girl is lost to the seas.
DO NOT TELL HER, THIS IS LIKE THE WORST SECRET WE COULD SPILL!>>41309249We're not telling who it was. It's private. Also he's obviously not supposed to be doing that sort of thing, since it involves revealing he's a dude.Anyway try telling Natalie to focus on the motion of the ocean. Back and forth, back and forth. Slow her breathing to the same pace, let her muscles relax...
>>41309422Yeah, we don't want to be stuck with her ghost.Especially not such a bitchy ghost.
>>41309457Hehehe a blind ghost that no one can see
>>41309249Instead of telling Natalie, let's ask one of the undine classmates to save her. That way we won't bother Natalie when she's supposed to be relaxing.
>>41309249Before we can assign the three tasks, we need a better outline of what some of your artifacts can do. I mean, you wear mismatched shoes for some reason I have no idea what most of this stuff does? Unless you start poking artifacts with us.
>>41309249>Well what are the tasks?You have to take Tali on a Super Dungeon Explore! He's too noodley and has to stop being noodley.
>>41309249You're a teenager(?) in boarding school. Break out the alcohol!
>>41309249First task: hook up Fai and Natalie because Natalie needs to relax, damn.
I'm sure someone will rescue blind bitch.If not, whatever. She doesn't even have any good artifacts.>>41309310Damn... Didn't mean to insult your waifu. Just saying that I'm worried she'll crush a man with her thighs if she gets laid.Or crush their dick.>>41309330Well damn... I need to talk to him later."Look, Natalie. Tessa is building a sandcastle. You wanna build one? We can fortify it and everything.""Castle building?" Her eyes light up. "Yeah, okay. That sounds fun."===A while passes as the two of them make a castle. Natalie needs to be instructed on the basics of sandcastle building but once she gets the hang of it she devotes herself to the task. Soon the castle has a functioning drawbridge, moat, and sniper towers."Man. This is awesome.""..." Natalie hums to herself. "It's nice... But I can't help but worry about what would happen if we were attacked from behind. We have nothing protecting us. We're not even uphill or anything... Unless...">She turns and sees Tessa putting the finishing touches on her castle."You there," Natalie says, "Petal student. I am Natalie Cross of Thorn Class. I am annexing your sandcastle. Know that it will serve a good purpose as it helps fortify my own. Will you surrender peacefully and work with me or shall I take it by force?"".... What?"
>>41309776IT BEGINSSANDCASTLE WARS!
>>41309776Well that was predictable.
>>41309776nod vigorously at her so she understands it would be best to just go along with it.
>>41309776So was Lily actually rescued or did you just leave her to drown?
>>41309776You should have sent her on a Blind Bitch rescue mission Anita.
>>41309776Bop her on the head and tell her not to annex other people's castles. She'll make Tessa cry.
>>41309776And now you must witness the fruits of your endeavors, no sandcastle shall be safe!
>>41309776Pfffft, fuck it. Play along.
>>41309776Quick, tell her she needs a sand army to take the castle! That should keep her distracted for a good few hours.
>>41309776This will end well. BRING OUT THE TOY SOLDIERS.
>>41309776>I'm sure someone will rescue blind bitch.>If not, whatever. She doesn't even have any good artifacts.Go rescue Lily you flat bitch.
>>41309776Don't worry about her, Tessa is used to taking submissive roles.
>>41309776>I'm sure someone will rescue blind bitch.>If not, whatever. She doesn't even have any good artifacts.This is why god(s) gave you flat tits, you are a terrible person
>>41309776Tell Natalie to go save the blind bitch, goddamn.
>>41309776>If not, whatever. She doesn't even have any good artifacts.You are a terrible person and I hop you step on a poisonous jellyfish.
>>41309776>If not, whatever. She doesn't even have any good artifacts.This is why red orb was saying bad things about you to Tali
>>41309776Eh Lily is probably fine. There's undine students who are probably chilling in the ocean that'll save her.
>>41309776Tessa doesn't even have any knights! How is she supposed to defend her castle? That's the purpose of a castle, to support knights!
>>41309951Natalie is a knight. She's just annexing the castles for their own protection.
"Hey, come on Natalie. It's not fair. She doesn't even have any knights to defend herself with.""That is her fault for not preparing. Since you have given no reply, Petal student, I will take that as a sign of resistance. Your castle will belong to me.>Natalie walks over to Tessa's castle and stands over it, arms outstretched."You want it, you'll have to fight me for it.""I... I... Y-you can have it, I guess...""Good girl. Now, flee before I have you hung.">Tessa leaves.==="Thank you for the knight idea, Natalie. My castles were woefully undefended. I can't believe I overlooked such a thing.""No problem..."She's not being all up in my face about working out or anything now, but...This is a different kind of monster.>Natalie's castle now has wizards, knights, archers, and wizard knights. She's almost done making her wizard archers when someone approaches her castle.>Vendal is here and she looks upset."Miss Natalie." She says."Vendal""I heard you bullied one of my students.""I did no such thing. We were simply playing.""She was very upset.""That's because she lost."Ooooh boy...Should I, uh...Just go?
>>41310288MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE PUT UP A FUCKING FIGHT YOU GODDAMN FREAK
>>41310288That's gonna be some drama. At least you distracted Natalie, better abscond.
>>41310288So... Seen Lily around?
>>41310288flee!also go get the blind bitch
>>41310288Vendal here means that she isn't saving Lily.GO SAVE HER YOU FLAT BITCH!
>>41310288>"I did no such thing. We were simply playing."She didn't lose.because she never agreed to play the game.Point out that Natalie is quite the bully.Bully her for being a bully.Bully her and enjoy it.
>>41310309Oh hey, I've missed you!
>>41310288Go hug Tessa.You were unable to stand up to wind elf, so you might as well console the octopus.
>>41310288Yes, go. Go find Tessa and make her feel better.
>>41310288Go? The best part's just starting! Catfight! Caaaaat fiiiiiiiight!
>>41310288She didn't decide to play any game, Natalie just came up and said she was taking the castle. And then threatened her with physical violence.
>>41310288stay, let us enjoy the show.
>>41310288Perhaps you should go for a swim.
>>41310288Things are heating up so go take a swim. And save Lily while at it. And get stung by a jellyfish, hopefully.
>>41310288Hey Anita how attached are you to being a human girl? Tali obviously has been doing some spying and we have this fleshcrafting spell that lets you change your race,gender, etc. while keeping your memories.
>>41310671>we have this fleshcrafting spell that lets you change your race,gender, etc. while keeping your memories.We do?
>>41310747Well, parts of your body. Tali has squid/kidteeth.
>>41310671NahAnd hell no am I gonna call out Natalie. She scares me.>Natalie draws her greatsword.Alright, I'm out.>Anita leaves the fighting grounds and finds Tessa. The girl looks a bit hurt but brightens up when she spots Anita."Hey there." The undine says. "Anita, right?">She wipes a tear away with one of her head tentacles.Oh god undine are so creepy."Hey there. Sorry about Natalie. You okay?">She sniffles and nods."Y-yeah. It's okay. I didn't really put all that much effort into the castle anyway... She wanted it more than I did. Uhm... You wanna build one with me?"
>>41310803HELL YEAHBUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE EVER
>>41310803Sure Also we might wanna save Lily she's about to go off into the horizon.
>>41310803Why not do it with 3 people? Rescue the blind flattie. Vendal would be upset if she went missing.
>>41310803Ask her where else she has tentacles.
>>41310803SAVE THE BLIND GIRL YOU BITCHAT LEAST POINT HER OUT TO VENDAL AND NATALIE SO THEY CAN COMPETE OR WHATEVER
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>41310803agree. makes vendal not come for you.be switzerland.also... you wanna help us kill an evil book?
>>41310803>>41310803Build a sandcastle with herMake a friendBE WROUGHT WITH GUILT REGARDING YOUR ULTIMATE PURPOSE AT THIS SCHOOL!
>>41310803Lily's about to get off the horizon.So build a giant castle.
>>41310803Aren't you castled out? Suggest something else. Like swimming.
>>41310803Or maybe you should go get Lily back?
>>41310849>>41310803>>41310803Oh, and you should probably do something about the blind girl drifting out to sea.Her drills aren't boat turbine screws, they can't get her home.
>>41310803You should probably tell her to save Lilly first, since you're a terrible person and probably can't even swim.
>>41310803hey, no being racist.Don't make me bring up pictures of what you used to look like. I'll do it. We're blue orb. We KNOW things.
>>41310803If you don't agree to this I will lose all respect for you and punch you, you racist jerk.
>>41310803Lily can probably find her own way home, blind people have great sense of direction. Castle time!
>>41310803Call Vendal and Natalie's attention to Lily. That'll probably keep them occupied for a while.
>>41310803Hug the girl and build a castle bigger than natalie's.
>>41310910yeah, we know things about everyone.Unique things. Secret things.Like why Flora would be worth dying for.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>41310803Leave lily to die. make her go further away if possible without implicating yourself.She's a bitch.
>>41310803Lily is still in danger of dying.
>>41310803Inform Tessa of the fact that Lily is probably drowning. Tessa seems naive enough about people's intentions that she might actually like Lily or something.
>>41310803Squid kid isn't creepy, she's adorable. At least she's not one of the ones that secretes flesh-dissolving acid into their own bodies to attach themselves to their mate.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>41310803please leviathan, eat lily.Do this for me and I won't have you lewded.
>>41310844Anita is already helping us to kill the book. Sort of. I mean if she lent us Red Orb's assistance when the time actually comes that'd help too. And any other Ceer artifacts if she has others, I suppose. Like those Bracers, are those a big deal, Anita? Also, don't freak out about us intending to kill the book, yes it's Ceer in origin and powerful but we've spoken to Ceera the thing is even more of a failure than we are, and our Ceer loyalty protocols are broken so we can betray the hell out of her if we wanted to. Says a lot about how much of a fuckup that book is. The bigger version of the book apparently works fine, though, that's the one where Tali learned the reincarnation spell. Big Ceer artifact where all the graduates of the school put their final spellwork, apparently. It's basically a larger version of the book that doesn't take over your mind and make you murder people.
>>41310803Anita, aren't you paranoid without all your artifacts on? Aren't you worried someone will steal them? It's what you would do.
>>41310803GET THE FUCKING BLIND BLONDIE
>>41310803Anita, Lily's drills are actually artifacts protected from magical detection. They are called "The drills that pierce the heart".
UggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhFine!Fine fine fine fine!But only because hearing a dozen voices scream at me is annoying!"Hey, so I think that blind girl might be drowning.""What!?">Anita points out where Lily is slowly drifting away. Tessa jumps to her feet and runs to the shore, an amusing sight when someone's legs are tentacles, and dives in.>Anita watches from the safety of the sand as Lily is towed back in.>When she reaches the sand she scrambles to get as far away from the water as she can. She's crying and trembling while Tessa pats her back."T-tessa... You saved me...""It's okay, Lily. It was really Anita though. If she hadn't spotted you-."And didn't have a billion voices yelling at me"We wouldn't have even known.""Anita..? Is that her?">She points at Anita. Tessa confirms it."Anita..." She says. "You saved my life. I was so scared. Thank you. If there's anything you want, anything, just let me know.""Oh, it was nothing, really.""No, seriously. My family is rich and I really owe you one. Just say what you want and I'll have papa get it for you.""..."Jackpot.
Rolled 16 (1d20) I've just realized something. Us being here is bad. really bad.It means that dick red orb and tretcherous orange orb dork can plot against us. Red and orange are gonna have to die.
>>41310803Gotta agree that Tessa is not very creepy. She's cute. Come on now, Anita, try to be at least less racist than Tali. That can't be hard, he's SUPER racist. Yeah, she has a couple unusual limbs, but she's mostly just a super friendly healer! You could use her help in dungeons, even! Ask her if she's interested!
>>41311181Anita. It is time for one of the Orb's tasks!Tell her that you did it because she's a fellow student and you just hope that she becomes friends with you and Tali!
>>41311181Look at all those sad jellies that wanted a body.Request her artifact drills, they'll sell for billions.
>>41311181Disregard money, play with her drills.
>>41311181That Bear Bra you were talking about. What else? You only care for artefacts, right?
>>41311181Don't blow this, Anita! The girl has like no friends other than Vendal, don't make her think you did it just to get her money. You didn't, after all, you did it because we wouldn't shut up about it. Ask her if she wants to hang out with you and Tessa while you build a sandcastle?
>>41311181Hey Anita. Lily has bigger boobs then you. That's great. You're like a super worse then best girl flatty.
>>41311181say it was us, the orb, that spotted her. and then tali reveals that his orb and her orb can swap, using knowledge that would be impossible to obtain otherwise
>>41311181Tell all the jellyfish to fuck off. Blind girl is off limits.
>>41311305Also, her interests include trashy romance novels and bullying people because she can't deal with being basically worthless.
>>41311327Actually, yeah, all students should be off limits. Kinda rude of them! Where's Solia?
>>41311365Isn't that her in the middle of those three in the back? Looks kinda like her...
>>41311181You did it out of the goodness of your heart, and dont want anything until we say you do.
>>41311181Tell her she was about to be turned into undine host. Hit her right in the trauma
>>41311181Anita, before you ask Lily for something, let me tell you that we could ask your artifacts to turn you into a ceer super quickly.Just saying, you know.
>>41311431But being turned into a ceer is a good thing
>>41311415This may be slightly racist but I honestly can't tell from this distance. Not quite up to scratch on recognition of jelly features.
>>41311181You want things. ALL the things.
>>41311181you're welcome. in repayment for our help, be completely helpful in killing the book. also tell us of everyone you know who's been banned from the school, what they were banned for and howtbey were caught.
>>41311181Ask for a date.
Yeah... Gonna save this one.God there's so many things I want.Having someone owe you a life debt is so damn good."It's okay, Lily. I'm sure anyone would have done it for you. The only think I could ever ask if just to be your friend. I'm new here and, well... It helps to have the support of senior students like you.""... Really..?""Yeah. You're in Petal, right? I'm sure you've been a great help to Tali. She's one of my best friends.""........""She really needs a friend in this school. I do hope you guys get along.""We... Not really...""No? But she's such a sweet girl. Tell you what, if you really want to give me something in return, do this for me. Be her friend."".... Okay. Yeah. I can do that." She nods."Awesome! I'm sure she'll really appreciate it.""Really? Okay. And if you need anything else, you know...""Haha, I'll keep that in mind."God, I'm so fucking good.
>>41311707YEAH, GOOD AT FUCKING THINGS UP YOU LITTLE SHIT, GODDAMN IT.
>>41311707>God, I'm so fucking goodYou're still flat. Like a board. I'm pretty sure some of the guys have bigger boobs.
>>41311741FLAT IS JUSTICE
>>41311707Uh. Natalie and Vendal might kill themselves if you don't do something. It'll also sour up relations between Petal and Thorn.
>>41311707Anita, realise that we will make Tali help you for that.Also, notice that Blondie has bigger knockers than you.
>>41311707See? It's nice to be helpful.Oh hey, there's a fight going on in the background. Looks like she's using a shield spell. Any idea what those runes are?
>>41311707Tell Vendal and Natalie that Tali would be very disappointed in them if they injured each other.It might make them stop trying to kill each other.
>>41311707Hey there's a fight on, still. Maybe you should sit and enjoy the fireworks?
>>41311707You hardly did anything. Natalie and Vendal are probably won't be bothering you for a while, so you can probably just relax and build a sandcastle or whatever.
>>41311824that is fine
>>41311707Okay I'm going to consider that a task completed even though that wasn't originally intended to be one. Good job, Anita! We will have to make sure to reciprocate somehow in the future. Can at least say that we will be trying to persuade Tali to join the Dungeoneering club, since he needs to do SOMETHING to avoid becoming as out of shape as Fuwa. We kind of need him to be able to generate more mana than he currently can. Being at least somewhat fit would help.Seriously though Natalie needs to calm the fuck down what's her problem?
>>41311824They're fine, Vendal knows healing magic.
>>41311707Uh, you're a girl, right? Girls... trade hair-care tips? You, Lily, and Tessa should do that. I guess.
>>41311938How does Fuwa not get fat though, with all that laying about and eating? Does comfy magic burn calories or something?
>>41311974You assume she is not fat.She is the fattest. No comfy magic will help that, loose clothing masks it.
>>41311974Sleeping does at least, and she's not exactly the skinniest person around.
>>41312039Sleeping slows down your metabolism though? Correct me if I am wrong
>>41311974She may eat well within her metabolic limits, or she does a lot of magical stuff that burns calories.
>>41311974>>41312039>>41312075I know one way we could get Fuwa to lose weight while she stays in bed. The problem is, Tali has never advanced on Fuwa for my plan to work.
>>41311974if you ever look at IRC, Larro admits she is fat/chubby by elf standards.Now if she got too fat, that would be uncomfy. She has just enough soft to be comfy.comfy comfy soft.kek, my captcha was cakes
I don't know if anyone's told you this, Anita, but Ceer in general are flat as fuck. The more like a ceer you become, the flatter they get.
>>41311847>>41311741....Why you guys gotta go there?"Hey, Lily, wanna come with us and make sand stuff?""Sure...">Tessa, Lily, and Anita all go and work on more sand sculptures. Lily is surprisingly good with making people's faces and Tessa even works with her to make a castle. The girl seems reserved but not openly hostile at the least.>There is the sound of explosions and glass shattering as Vendal and Natalie continue to fight.You guys are good, man. I wouldn't never have stumbled upon such a treasure trove.Now I just have to BS caring about her for a while, have her spend all her money on me, and then just bounce.It'll be awesome.>She hears someone sigh near her. She looks up and sees another freaky fish girl riding on top of a normal human girl."I can hear them." Freaking fish girl says."Huh..?""My people. They're talking about how they just barely missed getting a fresh body. A bit upset. Oh... I truly do love my human body but... Sometimes you get a bit homesick, you know?""Uh... Yeah..."".... Do you think you could do me a favor? It won't take long."
>>41312141Actually that does not burn as many calories as you'd think it does. I've seen the charts
>>41312145> IRC> 2015We don't use ancient technologies here.
>>41312171Reverse guilt trip her
>>41312171Probably smart, since she might be able to make new artifacts.
>>41312171Depends on what it is.
>>41312171This is your chance to get more favors, listen to Solia, and stop calling them fish people, it's rude.
>>41312171She's going to ask you to watch her corpse while she hits the water.
>>41312171What is it?
>>41312171>".... Do you think you could do me a favor? It won't take long."No, please don't leave that body laying around.
>>41312171Sure, agree if you want to be babysitting a rotting corse for a few hours.
>>41312171Is the favor watching your corpse so you can swim with your people?because on the one hand ew...on the other, you can prop her up on a sand throne and pose her lewdly or hilariously.Maybe even dress and decorate her!
>>41312171she's gonna have you watch her body, make sure another jelly doesn't try to steal it.
>>41312171Say yes, you'll get to squish her tits(which are bigger than yours).
>>41312171Even better, if you actually become her friend, she'll get you things because you;re friends.>Worried about being flatYou're fine. You have other qualities.Also tell Solia that she owes us, the orb a favor if we do. Also tell her to tell the other hats that they suck.
>>41312171Is this going to involve murder? Because if so, then I say go for it.
But how do we know which jelly is the right jelly?Set up a password or something
>>41312148Oh god this anon is right>>41312171Anita, if you continue this quest for artifacts you shall become flat as a board. You have been bored.
>>41312315Seconding a password. No riding the Solia body without it.
>>41312148>>41312352That's... Dear god..."What's the favor..?""Can you watch my host body? Please? I wanna see my people so bad. Just for a few minutes. Please?""Uh......""It would mean so much to me. I'll pay you back."".... Suuuuuure...>>41312315"Uh... Just to make sure the you I see is the real you we gotta come up with a password...""Ooh! How about Gargantuan! That's a really cool word and I hardly ever get to use it.""Sure...""Oh, thank you so much!"1/2
>>41312171This is part of what I mean by 'don't blow it', because honestly having rich girl actually be your friend might be more valuable in the future than the stuff she can buy you. Rich people all travel in rich people circles, and go to rich people parties, and generally associate with eachother. You can use her friendship to take advantage of ENTIRELY DIFFERENT rich folk, and maintain the connection so you can repeat it in the future. She might even potentially be on board with it:just because rich folk go to all the same parties doesn't mean they LIKE eachother.
>>41312453Wow go Vendal
>>41311974>>>41311997>>41312039>>41312075>>41312098>>41312141Look, look upon yon comfy and despair.
>>41312481Why a golem is wearing a swimsuit? It's not like she has anything to hide, and if she needs to protect herself from water that one is hardly enough.
>>41312453>That's... Dear god...Also they have tiny dicks. Or at least the girls do. So you shouldn't become a Ceer if you don't want your penis to shrink.
>>41312532that implies that she has a big dick
>>41312453Wait, what's that about a password? You shouldn't need one of those, right?
>>41312473Like, just as an example, ask her about herself, whether she goes to these high society shindigs, show interest in what she's said about herself. The more information you have the more you can leverage it to your advantage. See if she's been invited to anything anytime soon.
>>41312552Dude don't you know that in order to take control of a body you need to open a panel and type in a password? Fuckin scrub
>>41312558I don't know, actually. Wanted to ape "look ye mighty and despair,"
>>41312453>Solia pops off of her host body.OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK>The body drops to the ground with a THUD. She slithers over to it and puts a little cap on it's head."There we go..." Solia's top part speaks. It's words are short and quick and it's voice is far higher pitched. "Take care of it, okay~ Bye bye~"Oh fuckWhat the fuckOh god what do I do with it.
>>41312643Put it's head on your lap.
>>41312643Just let the body tan, don't mind the fact that you'll be handling an actual corpse.
>>41312643That will never not be disgusting.
>>41312643Prop it up, put an arm around it, and if anybody asks you've got a hot, soft-spoken date.
>>41312643Ohkay make sure it stays hydrated, out of the sun, and undamaged. Make sure it breathes too.
>>41312643Put us on the body. I want to see if we can ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL!
>>41312643Put it on a beach chair, under some shade. Make sure the seagulls and jelly undine stay off it and it'll be fine.
>>41312643Draw dicks on its face
>>41312643Oh, we assumed you knew. Bury it partially in the sand? Use it to freak people out? Loot the body?
>>41312643Put it on a sand throne, pose it!
>>41312643take care of itdont let it get stolenWE DON'T WANT TO LOSE SOLIA
>>41312643bury it up to the neck and draw on the face.
>>41312643Well, you might want to cover up her head to keep it from getting dirty.Do you have any magic that can speak to the souls of the dead?
>>41312643Well, you don't know what Weekend at Bernie's is, so we'll just skip past that.I don't suppose you're THAT into fashion accessorizing, so we'll ignore that.Bury her in the sand so she doesn't get sunburnt, I guess. Also, she's a dead body, so she needs to be buried anyway.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41312643keep an eye on it but focus on something else. like the who whats and hows of banned students.Or fuwa's panties
>>41312643Grope it!Also make sure that no sand goes into the brainhole!
>>41312643I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE CORPSE, GIRL, I WARNED YOU.
>>41312643Oh, the possibilities, we could play dress-up, and pose it, or bury it. Also, try not to get sand into any holes, and make sure it doesn't get damaged.
>>41312643Get it under an umbrella so it doesn't get burnt.>>41312683Or we can try this! It'll be Twitch Plays Pokemon all over again!
>>41312643Steal its breast for yourself, use magic.
>>41312683Yeah, PUT US IN THE BRAIN HOLE!
>>41312683Thirding doing the most ridiculous idea possible, and bracing for lewds.
>>41312683This is a great idea.
>>41312849not for long, magic
>>41312643Touch the boobies.
>>41312849We've never seen what happens if we're put up against a dead body, have we? It could work!
>>41312871We don't have that kind of magic.
WAIT IF WE ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL WON'T WE BE CHEATING THE FISH GIRL?LET'S DO IT
>>41312683I don't think this will be a good idea, if we're given a vegetable body, we're gonna corrupt it within minutes and turn it into a Ceer.
>>41312914I'm not seeing the problem.
Fuuuuck! That's creepy! That's really seriously gross! Oh god there was fluids and everything!>The body shudders and begins breathing regularly.It's fucking alive!>Touching it as little as possible Anita sets it up against a chair and puts an umbrella above it.Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.>>41312683...>Anita puts the orb on the body."Time for science."======
Hey, if this doesn't work, we should start working on a spell that would turn control of a person over to us.Y'know, in case of emergencies and shit. Yeah, just for that.
>>41312914That's the plan
>>41312952Body: contemplate current status.Recall recent memories.
>>41312952[STAND UP, MOVE FORWARD 5 METERS][BEGIN CORRUPTION]
>>41312952SUPER ORB FUSION GO!Let's try and get up and walk around and be a human.Also can we access her memories and talk to anything?Hello?
>>41312952Touch our nose with our right index finger.
>>41312952Dammit Anita, what's wrong with you.
>>41312952[Tell the word your laments]
>>41312952Disrobe. That is all.
>>41312952How much do you remember from before the headcrab took over your body?
>>41312952Knee bone connected to the thigh bone...
>>41312952Uh, hello? I there anyone else in here?...[Hug Anita]>>41312987>>41313014[Let's not] This is still Solia's body, after all. We didn't even get her permission to do this.
>>41312979Braindead people generally don't have memories.
>>41312952Could we wake her up?
>>41312952Oh man does this mean we have an opportunity to use some of the spells I wrote?
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>41312952ALL LIVING THINGS KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!puppet the body or make it live.
>>41313059Actually I think you have memories your fault for perfect set-up, you're also wrong, they can have memories just not enough of the right brainbits to be awake and sentient
>>41313077No brain, its really a meat puppet.
>>41313089To kickstart things we'd need to produce a mana gem and fuel it using 'Self' for fuel, but that's a single rune change.
>>41312977>>41312987>>41312988>>41313014>>41313019>Solia's body stands up and begins to stumble around. One of it's hands removes the cloth around it's waist while the other repeatedly boops it's own nose.>It stumbles around like a drunken infant.>Anita is laughing loudly and clapping her hands"That's awesome! Oh man that makes the whole thing just slightly less creepy. Can you do backflips?"
>>41312952oh hey we are the red orbwe took over reddysorry reddy
>>41313143let's not, could land on the head and break the neck.
>>41313143Try speaking,"No we need to maintain skin contact."
>>41312978Alright, time for our inevitable betrayal! Tackle Anita and try to strip her!Won't be much to look at, but we can't pass the chance up!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>41313143[WAKE UP]
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41313143ASSUMING DIRECTCONTROL!THIS HURTS YOU SHEPARD! lewd anita
>>41313143lets go with hugging. we probably shouldnt fuck around TOO much with her body though
>>41313143>That backgroundWho unlimited sword works'd?Also, have the body walk to the water and sit down, splash with her feet.
>>41313143[plant feet firmly on ground][flap arms like a bird]
>>41313143Try to speak something.
>>41313143[RETURN TO THE SEA WHERE YOU BELONG]
>>41313234I think this is the old TPP, with only delicious CHAOS.Though maybe we could institute democracy.Hey, body! Only institute actions with a majority of votes behind it after 5 seconds your time!
>>41313143Best idea. Stumble to Vendal and be all "Help me!" and "It hurts when the jellyfish rides!" and see what happens.
>>41313161Nah, we switched places. Now Red is super bored because Tali is in the hospital.
>>41313332YO, I'M ALL FOR THAT
>>41313143UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A
>>41313332But be lewd about it
>>41313332Ohhh, you're evil. I like it. Laugh creepily at the end once Anita figures out we're fucking with her, though.
>The body stumbles over to Anita, taking step after uncertain step. Anita watches, growing more and more nervous as the body approaches.>>41313182>>41313168>the body suddenly punches Anita in the gut. She doubles over and when she does the body grabs her and pulls her in for a hug."Hey! Orb! Get off of me!""No, we need to maintain skin contact."'"What!? What are you doing!?"
>>41313495Assuming control[Try to assume control of all of her ceer artefacts]
>>41313495I don't get to hug people. Please...we're lonely....You take contact for granted, the momentary connection with anohter sapient life.To feel, to feel loved.
>>41313495[WRITE LEFT SET OF SPELLS IN SAND]
>>41313495>>41313545Backing this, just to see her reaction.
>>41313575[DON'T SUPLEX ANITA THAT'S WAY TOO COMPLICATED FOR OUR POOR MOTOR CONTROL]
>>41313495[DON'T SUPLEX ANITA][GROPE HER INSTEAD]
deep kiss, with tongue.
Why not settle for halfway between suplex and no suplex.
>>41313495ARROGANTLY, YOU CLAD YOURSELF IN TRINKETS, BELIEVING THAT BORROWED SHIELDS MAKE YOU SECUREFOOLISHLY, PLAYED WITH FORCES BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION.NOW YOU MUST PAAAAAY THE PRIIIICE!
>>41313495Hugs and kisses!We crave for the touch of warm human flesh!Oooh, sensory overload, all these sensations of a nervous system~~~!
>>41313495[RULES OF NATURE]
>>41313635You mean just pick her up and hold her aloft, like we're Link? I could dig it.
>>41313495Boop her nose.
>>41313666Throw her into water, satan
>>41313495KISS HER. USE YOUR DEAD FLOPPY COLD TONGUE. YOU LIKE THAT HUH?!
>>41313495"I am sorry. This body has no desire, and receives only random information."
"I d-d-don't get to hug people. Please... We're s-so lonely in here. You take con... Contact for granted, the momentary connection with an-n-nother sapient life... To feel... To feel loved...">The body holds Anita close. For the first time you can feel her warmth directly pressed against you. You can hear and feel her heart racing in her chest."I am sorry. This body has no desire, and receives only random information.""Then why are you touching my boob?""..."1/2
>>41313789"It was a random decision. The body was as likely to suplex you or simply do a dance as anything else."
>>41313789"Because it's the closest place to your heart."[fondling intensifies]
>>41313789"To help your bust feel more appreciated."
>>41313789"It was a random decision. The body was as likely to suplex you or simply do a dance as anything else.""Why would you supl-">The body performs a suplex.
>>41313789Because we wanted to feel you heartbeat.(wait, we have our own boobs now!)
>>41313789"Did I mention most of us in here are male? Or at least identify as male. We might need to take a headcount on that, but I'm pretty sure it's mostly male."
after 10000 years we're free, time to seduce the planet!
>>41313845'Have you ever thought about what would happen if a body listened to the orb, without any filter to keep it from carrying out its many whims?''We're all horny and violent as fuck, k'know.'
>>41313845"Like I said, most of us can't control what the rest of us are doing.""Although most of us are female, so they might feel envious of the female body. We can't always guess each other's motives, though."
>>41313845Perfect! Now fondle her jigglejogglers.
>>41313845WE'RE [NOT] SORRY!
>>41313845[PLACE ORB ON ANITA]I think we've had enough fun for now.
>>41313845Whoops. Hope she has some kind of reinforcing artifact implanted into her skull or something.
>>41313845Locate Best Girl, hug Best Girl
>>41313845Go hang out with Lan. Let's get drunk and have fun. Maybe make out with Tali.
>>41313845"You should be more careful with sentient artifacts."[PLACE ORB ON ANITA]
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>41313845Sorry a great lewd entity's will was upon us.dread banned student cos-tan rises from the sand
>>41313845So hey, we should go talk to maolin, if she's around.'m sure she'd love to see a fellow (debatably) sentient artifact controlling a meat-puppet.
>>41313962>>41313845Yeah, alright. We've had our fun.Give orb to Anita.
>>41313923But Maolin is in the castle.
>>41313845[MASSAGE ANITA'S BREASTS TO MAKE THEM GROW LARGER]
>The body rises and gets ready to stumble off to do more unspeakable things. As it does Anita grabs it from behind and rips off the orb."Nope. That's enough out of you."====Goddamn. Okay. New rule. No body for you guys. Ever.You know I'm gonna tell Tali about this, right?
>>41314011WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! BEHIND YOU!
>>41314011NICE EYES, NERD
>>41314011YOUR EYESYOU'RE BECOMING A CEER
>>41314011Nice eyes. The more Ceer you go the flatter you'l become.
>>41314011He'll be so proud of our groping adventures
>>41314011Your eyes, sooooooo swirly...Also, don't look behind you.
>>41314011SWIRLY EYES! She's already deep in Ceerification!Also, there's a giant death orb walking this way.Also can't keep us from getting our own body, nyah nyah.
>>41314011PUNISH US MORE
>>41314011It was your own fault! What's that behind you, by the way?
>>41314011>You know I'm gonna tell Tali about this, right?like we give a shit, whats he going to do about it?alsoBEHIND YOU
>>41314011You have really pretty Ceer eyes, you know?Oh wait. Shit, that's not good.
>>41314011Nice Ceer eyes, also behind you might wanna run.
>>41314011Stage one of becoming a Ceer: YOUR EYES CHANGE.How long has it been since you started using artifacts, hmm? Has it been "years" already?
>>41314011So have your boobs been shrinking or just not growing at all since you got the red orb, Anita? Because if it's the second thing, then that might very probably be because of the orb's influence. If you ditched the Ceer corruption, you could gain at -least- a cupsize.
>>41314011Look lady, have you ever listened to us? Half of us, on a good day, are nice and helpful. The rest of us spaz.We could never control a body without it doing random shit because we can't control each other, and you should know this shit.Next time, think about our nature, and refrain from listening to the voices that are clearly going to fuck you (possibly literally) if you listen to them.
>>41314011Oh, so that's why you always where the visor. I still say you have pretty eyes.Watch out for the monster.
>>41314011Girl, you might want to moderate your daily artifact use, and might want to buy yourself a hand mirror. I hear a certain store by the school gates has nice deals.By the way, what's that thing hovering over there? I'm not sure if there is cause to be alarmed.
>>41314011When we get back to Tali, we're going to tell him how you almost left Lily to drown.
>>41314011Ha ha, you can't snitch on us when you get murdered by whatever the fuck that thing behind you is.
>>41314011Just agreeing with the other voice that says you have pretty eyes.Really, you have stuff going for you body-wise, Anita. Don't always try to hide your best assets.
>>41314011Quick hide the body
>>41314011Are you CEER-tain about that?
>>41314011That was a corpse who had lost her mind. It's no surprise that she would act with undirected volition. We only provide information.
>>41314011Hey BroNice RideWhere ya get it?
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41314011praise to cos-tan, who answersmy call!also, gonna have lewd art of you, vaisi, ceera and tali made. your swirly eyes are beutiful. when orbtron is formed, you will be amongst the firstravaged.
>>41314115And, then we'll tell him about then incident with Solia's body.
>>41314177Fuck off with your self insert moesona shit.
>>41314011How's the body doing? She's not hurt, is she?
>>41314185 I'm not cosgrove. I'm doing this to piss him off since he hates the thing.
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I know my eyes look weird! It can't be helped! That's just what happens after a while!>>41314197I think MY body is more hurt.>>41314091.... Tempting.>She hears and even feels the thump of the creature behind her. She turns around and sees a massive black ball with four mechanical legs making it's way through the sands.>A small hatch opens up on top and out comes Elizabeth Gears."Hmph." She says. "I come here to have a good time and I find you class leaders fighting. Horrible. You're not worthy of your titles. Now, let me put an end to this!"1/2
>>41314254Oh hi Gears, we haven't seen you in... forever.
>>41314254I knew those Tweets were going to pop up today.
>>41314254Okay, but have you been losing memories? That's what happens when you're fully corrupted by a Ceer artifact.Do you have any important memories that you really don't want to lose? We could keep them safe for you, if you want. The corruption doesn't apply to us, so we could remind you if you forget.
>>41314254Anita, Gears is hiding her chubby belly. She got fat from sitting in her room eating junk all day.
>>41314254Laugh at her belly fat!
>>41314254Tell you what. We're good with spells. We like making them while we're not doing other stuff, so if you get us runes, we can test fleshcrafting stuff for you with the help of our resident psycho and Ceer.
>>41314254Why the cape? Have you decided to become a villain and join us?
=====================>Anita is now laying down on a chair, eating a popsicle. The fight has been going on for some time now but she's not one to let something like that ruin her day off.>>41314287My memories are fine, thank you. I told you guys I got this under control.I knew the risks involved using Ceer artifacts.I knew what could happen.But that's not going to stop me. I will have them all. The orbs, the book, the crystals. Everything.And once I do I will finally->She hears a roar.2/3
>>41314254Ask her about the time she searched for elf on undine porn
>>41314354What about the headcrab girl's body? You left her somewhere safe, right?>I knew the risks involved using Ceer artifacts.Where did you learn that? I thought it was a pretty obscure secret.
>>41314401i desperately want to hear the roar of a dragonloli
>>41314354Anita have you ever mentioned why you want the artifacts? Is it really worth it?
>>41314354>But that's not going to stop me. I will have them all. The orbs, the book, the crystals. Everything.Man, she's going to go off the deep end, isn't she?
>>41314354-take over the world?
>>41314354>But that's not going to stop me. I will have them all. The orbs, the book, the crystals. Everything.Isn't that what that other crazy locked up girl was saying?I think that you might have problems.
>Up above is a dragon, flying through the sky. It leaves behind a trail of miasma and death. It's green and red flames flicker through the sky.>It roars again and Anita could swear she hears someone cheering up top.>She uses her Visor to enhance her vision and spots Tali sitting atop the dragon, looking rather triumphant.Well I'll be damned.He looks good on there.I think I'll start keeping a closer eye on him...===End of Chapter 21===
>>41314449She's going to die if she really goes for it.
>>41314488>he looks goodsomebody's crushiiiing
>>41314354>>41314449>>41314483When did this obsession of yours start, exactly?
>>41314488Someone likes our little Elf boy!
>>41314488NEVER ENDING STOOOOOORY!
Great thread Larro, when are you going to update Tali's notes on people?
>>41314488Told you Tali got married to a dragon.
>>41314488goddamn it red orb!STOP TAKING THE GLORY FOR SHIT WE SET UP!I'll kill you!
And so ends another chapter. Thanks for reading everyone! As usual the start time for the next one will be posted on twitter.Here's Solia reuniting with her favorite corpse.>>41314529Soon!
>>41314488Anita, Ceer artifacts all have missions. The red orb's is probably to return their artifacts to their custody. Whatever you think your big plan is, be aware that once you prepare to enact it, the orb will hijack your will for its own purposes.
>>41314488That sounds like the never ending story like
>>41314559fucking undine man
>>41314354You look good with that in your mouth.
>>41314559>soonSo a few weeks, then?
>>41314488Coming up: Tali accidentally re-enacts Drakengard.
>>41314559Was Solia mad that we took her body for a Joy Ride? That's actually Solia, right?Is Red taking credit for this? Tali isn't wearing an Orb, did he realize it wasn't up and put it away?
>>41314559How's Gears' doing? Is she making new friends on the internet?
>>41314609She knows about the threads. She knows about us.
>>41314621She knows?SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT ALL DOWN
>>41314584Sooner!>>41314609She has not been doing well since she found the internet. Her health has taken a very steep dive.>>41314582:D
>>41314621She now knows how to control us.
Fuck off Gears
>>41314671She knows how to become one of us. There is no control.
>>41314645We need to get Tali to tell Gears to lay off the junk food.
>>41314671Nah, we invited her to the thread. She refused and said something about one person isn't suppose to have that much power.
>>41314671Who says she's not here right now?
>>41314645Holy shit, Gears!Do not browse TV Tropes. I repeat, do NOT browse TV Tropes.
>>41314645Has she made any significant discoveries besides the meta?
>>41314540>>41314594She'd already marked him! There was nothing left to do right? Red didn't gank our work did he?
>>41314734tvtropes is bad tho
>>41314739I think that, for all intents and purposes, Gears has achieved CHIM.
>>41314559Is Solia curious as to why her body's state of dress was altered in her absence? Does she think Anita is some kind of crotch-exposing weirdo now?
We should go see sempeye some time.
where lewds @
>>41314559YEEEEAAAAAHHHYEEAAAAAAHHand other movie references.