LAST TIME ON THIS THINGMYSTERYSLEUTHING RADITZ BONDINGDAMN PARAGUS YOU SCARYOH YEAH DATE TIME BOYSLet's get this rolling fools>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Saiyan%20Quest>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail
It's been several days since your date with Broly wrapped up, the two of you enjoying yourselves quite a bit. After the movie had finished up it was a quick jaunt over towards a nearby restaurant where you both ate your fill once again while enjoying each other's company through the night. Finally wrapping things up as you took Broly home and got a kiss on the cheek in return, along with a promise that you'd have to do things again sometime soon.Unfortunately, it seemed as though some of the food didn't agree with the girl, with her winding up in bed the next day sick with a case of food poisoning. Considering how hearty saiyans are, especially when it comes to the matter of food, the fact that she reacted this way probably means that she might have eaten something that her body really just does not agree with.With your female counterpart out of comission for the next few days, you ended up spending your time going around doing various small tasks and trying to spend some time with those that you've gotten close to.Bardock and Raditz have been spending more time together than ever before while the father awaits his next assignment. The two constantly training or staying at home and enjoying a rare chance to actually have some family time with Gine, who is starting to show some hints of her pregnancy... mostly in the strange things she's started to eat. The family has extended an offer to allow you to come by whenever you want, to train, eat, or just hang aroundGeneral Nappa offered to take you on as sort of an apprentice, learning more of how the saiyan military actually works, and how things go under the thumb of Frieza's men. How to be a proper commander, lead the men, all that sort of stuff, it might be worth it to take him up on his offer.>cont
Your net actually working?
Princess Vegeta, quite amazingly, has actually started to act more civil towards you ever since the afternoon you spent with her. No longer are there constant insults being flung about by the girl in your direction, instead she's even started to ask for your advice every now and then when there's something she's confused about. By no mean is she starting to call you her big brother, but hey, it's better than before.The last member of your little crew, Hanasia, has been devoting most of her time to training up the Princess during their free time, you haven't seen her around very often outside of the few times you flew out with Vegeta towards the training area. Rather than asking you to join them, the older woman adopted that teasing tone she normally has and shood you off, saying that girls need to keep a few secrets. Other than that, the only time you've seen her was when you passed by a bar and saw her drinking alone, not exactly looking like the 'normal' Hanasia. Her training with Vegeta is off for today, since the King needed his daughter for a few things>How would you like to spend the day? You may select two options>A. Bardock Family, act like you aren't an orphan!>B. Nappa's tutoring, the mind is a dangerous weapon >C. Attempt to bond with Vegeta, even though that'll put you near 'Dad'>D. Spend some time with Hanasia, see what's going on with her>E. You're gonna spend the day alone, Bruce time is important
>>41309357>>A. Bardock Family, act like you aren't an orphan!>B. Nappa's tutoring, the mind is a dangerous weapon
>>41309357>C. Attempt to bond with Vegeta, even though that'll put you near 'Dad'
>>41309357>A. Bardock Family, act like you aren't an orphan!>B. Nappa's tutoring, the mind is a dangerous weaponBONDING AND LEARNING
>D. Spend some time with Hanasia, see what's going on with her
>>41309357>D and B, see if she'll join us while we get tutored by Nappa.
>>41309357>>B. Nappa's tutoring, the mind is a dangerous weapon >>D. Spend some time with Hanasia, see what's going on with herHer Biological Clock is ticking.
>>41309335Seems to be.Long story short my provider is having a shit ton of issues with THEIR provider.They're currently looking to change, which may not happen till august. I on the other hand cant change, as these dudes are the only provider in my area that goes above the 'technical' drop off point for high speed internet
DAMMIT EAILIts 1:30 and i got shit to do, but urge to quest too strong>A. Bardock Family, act like you aren't an orphan!>B. Nappa's tutoring, the mind is a dangerous weapon
>>41309357>B. Nappa's tutoring, the mind is a dangerous weapon maybe we can learn some child psychology to use on vegeta
>>41309611Maybe he'll introduce us to his manager for his modeling career!
Nappa won out, so we'll go with him for now, writing.
>>41309357Despite some of his rather ecentric tendencies that pop up from time to time, General Nappa is still a man that is very worthy of your respect. During the Great Tuffle War he was one of the commanders that lead the saiyans to victory, and ever since your race had joined the PTO, he'd been the one in charge of assignments and general strategy as the commander of the army.Considering you were slightly 'weird' in your own special little way, and the great power you had within you, Nappa had taken a shining to you a few years ago. Since you weren't technically a warrior yet, he couldn't actually do much beyond playing a few simple games with you, the type that are meant to stimulate the mind and promote growth.Not exactly the typical saiyan hobby, but you were both weird, so it wasn't like it really mattered in the end right?Now that he's actually offered to give you a bit of training in military strategy and tactics, it would be pretty hard to actually pass something like that up, thus, after scarfing down a quick breakfast today, you were quickly shooting through the air to get to the saiyan command center were the large man could normally be found.It was fairly easy to get inside and all, saiyans aren't exactly ones to prevent others from going where they want, and since you're the Prince, they wouldn't have the guts to stop you anyways. Thus, it's a fairly easy journey through the building, the dull lights of terminals illuminating your way towards the command room proper.Just as you're entering, Nappa turns around and sees you coming through, a grin popping up on the bald man's face when he notices. "Prince Broosel! Glad you decided to come by, I was hoping that you would." It seems he's rather pleased with your decision.>A. Good Morning General>B. Come on Nappa, call me Bruce>C. So what were you wanting to teach me?>D. Got any missions for my team?>E. Write in
>>41309963>>E. Write inAsk him to tell us the story of the glorious and epic battle that took from him his hair.
>>41309963>B. Come on Nappa, call me BruceSeconding>>41309987Aswell
>>41309963>B. Come on Nappa, call me Bruce
>>41309963>>A. Good Morning General. But Come on Nappa, call me Bruce
>>41309963>B. Come on Nappa, call me Bruce>C. So what were you wanting to teach me?
>>41309963EAIL WHERE'S THE DAMN SMUT!?
>>41310190Posted at the end of the thread so you fuckers have something to stick around for.I'm evil I know
>>41310223You motherfucker!I love you.
>>41310273>>41310278there's always http://pastebin.com/HCV9avQf
>>41310365Yeah, she didn't like the taste, really.
>>41310382I still say that's not canon, Broly would totally love our's
>>41309963Hoping up onto a nearby... thing, you take a seat, swinging your legs back and forth as you grin back at the elder man. "Ah come on Nappa, we're friends right? Just call me Bruce like everyone else, no need to be so uptight and formal."That gets a chuckle out of Nappa, shaking his head before turning back towards the large monitor that is on the other side of the room. "Kid, with the way you act I wouldn't be surprised if you asked Frieza to call you Bruce. He might even do it too, just from the shock of that happening."Eh weirder things in the universe have probably happened than that.Glancing at the monitor that Nappa is observing, you notice quite a lot of information is streaming by on it. Reports from Commanders out in the field, requests for additional missions to be taken on, along with a few odd codes that you don't really understand, but that's probably on purpose."Tell me Bruce. You're a smart kid, have you done any research on tactics and strategy on your own? I need to know what I'm working with if we're going to have you as my apprentice for this sort of thing." Nappa questions you while still staring at the screen.That's right, the General has joked around here and there about having you as the once to replace him in a few years as the next commander of the saiyan army. Quite the honor really, especially with how young you are. Even as a Prince though, the commander needs to know what he's doing, and that requires both experience and proper training.>A. A little bit, holobook here and there>B. I KNOW NOTHING>C. Space Sun Tzu said...
>>41310499>A. A little bit, holobook here and there
>>41310499>C. Space Sun Tzu said...
>>41310499>>C. Space Sun Tzu said...> Start talking complete gibberish
>>41310701>"When confronting an enemy, wait for the third pane of direction to move like flowing solar current, thus, your enemy will fall like the Space Duck."
>>41310499Seconding this: >>41310701Deep-sounding but unintelligible sayings and proverbs, ahoy!
>>41310701>>41310789this is needed
>>41310701Going with this it seems
>>41310789>tfw you just said to wait for someone to jump so that you can kick them in the nads
>>41310499"When confronting an enemy, wait for the third pane of direction to move like flowing solar current, thus, your enemy will fall like the Space Duck." You raise your finger and repeat from the Space Guide to War.Nappa nods and looks pleased "You're well read Bruce, not many people have gotten to chapter thirty six and can remember everything. That'll make my job even easer then, so let's get down to work shall we?" He says while motioning for you to come over and stand at his side to observe the monitor better."We've currently got quitea few squads out on missions right now, some experienced, some not. Most of them already have another job lined up for the future once they get back from the current one." Nappa explains while bringing up the various squadrons on the main screen for you to see."The only reason we haven't sent you or Bardock back out yet is because we're expecting another bunch of High Priority missions from the PTO to come in any day now, and since you guys are our aces, it's better to keep you on standby rather than risk you not being here when we really need you."Tapping a few holokeys on the terminal to his side, Nappa brings up a picture of three different saiyans, two males and a female. "These are Leta, Pru, and Cabba, three of the squadron leader's we're expecting back any day now. They're going to need new assignments, and I want you to help me pick who should get what, think you can handle it?" He questions, glancing down at you.>A. Sure I can>B. I dunno...>C. Ask for information on the crews>D. Ask for info on the missions
>>41311208C and D
>>41311208>C. Ask for information on the crews>D. Ask for info on the missions
>>41311208>C. Ask for information on the crews>D. Ask for info on the missionsknowledge is power.
>>41311208C n D
>>41311281And power is good.
>C. Ask for information on the crews>D. Ask for info on the missions
>>41311208>Space Guide to War.Don't you mean the Space Guide to Space War?
>>41311354No. Because, War, war never changes.
>>41311388B-but Anon War has changed
>>41311435Really? How we fight it has, but has war changed? It is still fought by those without power at the whims of those with power, many die, and there is great suffering.
>>41311481Yes but what you said applies to the economy twice as hard as it applies to war.Does the economy never change, too?
>>41311520Nah, because the economy tends to fuck over rich people too at times.
>>41311481Well at least It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines.War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.Or that's what I think it is. Just saiyan
>>41311579 also I was quoting metal gear
>>41311564You see that's complete bullshit.>>41311579That's plausible.
>>41311604WHAT!? METAL GEAR!?
>>41311652EAIL'S NEXT QUEST CONFIRMED HYYUPPPPPEEE YYHYPE HYEYEYEPPPPEmuh dick!Aaaahhhhh!!Huh, that was odd.
>>41311652This must be the work of an enemy ⌠ Metal Gear ⌡
>>41311652 ID TAGGED SOLDIERS CARRYING ID TAGGED WEAPONS, USE ID TAGGED GEAR, NANOMACHINES INSIDE THEIR BODIES ENCHANCE AND REGULATE THEIR ABILITIES
>>41311770Best part is, shit only succeeds because of one soldier who was too frightened to get injections.
>>41311785Vaccinations cause Otacon.
>>41311208"I can't really say anything for sure until I know more, can you tell me about the missions that are up for grabs, and some stuff about the squads themselves?" You decide to ask Nappa, looking up to the larger man with an inquisitive glance.Nappa seems pleased that you're both taking his seriously and actually choosing to carry things out with planning, rather than charging right in blind. "Sure thing kid, let's start off with Leta's squad." A few more quick movements and you're staring at a younger saiyan male, only a few years older than you at the most."The kid has a squad of saiyans around his own age and power level, they aren't elites, but they're doing good for themselves so far, they've got a lot they want to prove. They're the ones that have been out working for the least amount of time to far, still fresh in more ways than one."Bringing up the next set of images, there's a man that looks about the same age as Bardock, with a variety of scars going all over his face. "Pru, he's a vet from the Tuffle war, a mean son of a bitch at that, I wouldn't want to mess with him even. He and his squad have been going for a long time now, they could probably use a rest but we need them for at least one more job before that can happen." Nappa explains before swiping away the images."Last but not least, we have Cabba, her squad have been around for a while, theyve got a solid record but nothing outstanding so far. They've probably got a few more missions they can pull off before they absolutely need a rest.""We've got three missions lined up for this bunch. An easy purge with the moon set to allow Great Ape during it. An escort mission, some PTO noble wanted extra security during a tour, shouldn't be too difficult overall, pirates maybe. The last one though, bit of a doozy, high priority retrival assignment of some stolen tech.""How do you think we should divide it up kid?">WRITE IN
>>41311770And the British ID tagged soldiers need a License for their ID tags.
>>41311908Pru high priority Leta on escort and Caba on purge
>>41311908Okay.Send Leta for the escort, they probably will be insulted by the easy purge.Send Cabba for the easy purge.Give Pru a rest, since they need it.Take the high priority retrieval assignment ourselves.
>>41311908Leta on escortPru on High priCabba on purge
>>41311982Pru on escort.Cabba on purgeLeta joins us on the high pri
>>41311908>EscortIf Pru isn't the typical hotheaded Saiyan, then he and his squad might be good for this. His demeanor will scare off any potential attackers, and any attackers will probably be shut down in short order. But if he rushes off to fight instead of making sure that the client makes it out safely, then things could get messy for him very quickly. If not, then maybe Cabba would be OK.>Grape Ape FestivalAny of them could really do this without much trouble.>Tech stealingIf Pru isn't ideal for the escort, then he'd be good for this. But again, it depends on if he can be sneaky or surgical when the situation calls for it.
>>41311908Which saiyan girl is the hottest?
>>41312133I don't know, Which uses flame techniques?
>>41312133 Does it has to be saiyan?
>>41312202Probably Jala.But she'll make you cry.
>>41312219Uhg please no, It's obviously Jala since she uses flame attacks
So you're going to try to give Leta the High Priority strike and see if you can go, and if not, give it to Pru.Pru gets escortCabba gets purge to keep her fresh and on standby?
>>41312359What no Leta get's escort we're going on the high priority with our squad
>>41312359Isn't it basicallyIf bruce can retreive tech:Pru on EscortCabba on PurgeLeta helping retreive tech.If bruce cannot retreive tech:Pru on TechCabba on PurgeLeta on Escort
Tapping your chin a few times, you pull your legs up onto the... whatever it is you're sitting on and adopt a thinking pose. This is some important stuff it sounds like, well, last one at least, so you should probably try to think things through."Cabba should take the purge, it'll be easy for her and her squad, keep them fresh and on standby if anything else comes up after they're finished." You start, sounding rather confident with yourself for that one choice."As for the others... if Pru has been going for a long time, the escort might allow him and his squad to heal up and rest, but that would leave the last mission to Leta, and if his group is inexperienced, they might not be able to handle the hardest mission themselves." Thinking out loud, you can notice that Nappa is watching you, waiting to see what your final choice may be for this set of assignments.There is a bit of a way around it though... maybe, you and your crew don't have anything at the moment that's worth sitting around for, even if there might be a high profile mission coming in soon for you. This one is right here and ready for the taking if you so choose to actually pursue the thing."Nappa, is there a way we could assign another crew to back up Leta? Perhaps my squad, since we don't have an assignment?" You ask the older manNappa seems rather surprised that you'd actually ask this of him, and seems to consider it. "Well, we might be able to pull that off? I'd really rather have you around here though kid, the mission we've got coming soon for you and your crew is supposed to be really big, and since Bardock is gonna have his own thing, I'm not sure if we could put it on anyone else. You'd be giving up a big score I think.">A. I'll go with Leta>B. Send another crew with Leta>C. Put Pru on the High Profile job>D. Split up my squad?>E. Write inMy bad for the delay, had to kill something outside
>>41312792>C. Put Pru on the High Profile job
>>41312792>>B. Send another crew with Leta>Make sure its references something
>>41312792>B. Send another crew with Leta
>>41312792>B. Send another crew with LetaMight as well.
Another crew for Leta thenI shot a wild hog for anyone that was curious
>>41313156congrats on free bacon.
>>41313156Top kek hope you put it to good use.
>>41313156Whoa, were the hell do you live? I mostly just find wild armadillo's and stray dogs
>>41313392Oh, that's understandable. I live in Santander which is mostly mountains, so you just find the occasional snake moving around
>>41313468Seriously Vegeta...How do you get internet connection in Kabuya's head?
>>41312792"Send another crew with Leta if we can afford to, maybe one that's around their experience level, that way we can have two squads to ensure completetion, and they can both get some more time in the field." You finally decide after taking a bit of time to do more thinking on the matter.The General is silent for a few moments before giving a nod "I think Zea's crew should be able to help out, they're in the area alongside Leta, I'll give the orders to all of the teams." He finally says, walking away for several minutes to do just that before finally returning to your side at the command deck."Well kid, you managed to actually make some choices, good ones too, we'll just have to see how they play out, nice job on not cracking under the pressure." Nappa compliments you before checking his scouter for some information that you can't see properly."I've got a bit of time before I'm scheduled for another meeting with the King and the council, feel free to stick around if you want, might be able to pick up a thing or two if you listen in enough." He offers, seemingly all right with whatever choice you actually want to make here since he's seen a hint of your skill today.>Hang out with Nappa more>Go do something else>>A. Bardock and family>>B. Hanasia
>>41313503It is Prince of all Saiyans too you.
>>41313592>Hang out with Nappa more
>>41313592>Bardock and family.
>>41313592>>A. Bardock and family
>>41313592>A. Bardock and family
>>41313592>A. Bardock and familyTotally not hanging out with them to try to fill the family-shaped hole in our life.
>>41313655>>>A. Bardock and family
Bardock family wins, writingStill haven't finish the smut part of the smut, I'm never doing this again by the way
>>41313681Raditz is our blood brother>>41313878Don't care, Chuckles said he'll do yours for you if you actually do one
>>41313878 I tried making smut for my quest. I stopped when I couldnt find enough synonims for the word dick
>>41313592Since it's probably almost time for first lunch, and Bardock and Gine DID in fact extend the offer for you to come around whenever you wanted to, it's kinda hard to not want to drop by and get some of Gine's glorious food for lunch time.Saying your goodbyes to Nappa, you're once again flying through the air of Vegeta City on Planet Vegeta, ruled by King Vegeta.Some might say the man has an ego problem, but you can't possibly see why they might do that, not like there are any sort of clues around that would imply such a thing, nope, no sir not at all. It doesn't take you very long to reach the apartment of Bardock's family, the sounds of bustling activity able to be heard through the door, but no voices at the moment.A quick knock of the door leads to someone speaking up though. "Raditz, get the door please!" You're able to hear Gine call out to her son, along with some muffled words from someone else, who you assume is Raditz, things go silent for a second until you hear what sounds like a blade being drawn and a yelp before the door is suddenly opened up and a nervous looking Raditz is standing there."O-oh, hey Bruce, what's up? Come on in!" Your friend says, moving out of the doorway to allow you inside, attempting to silently swallow his nervousness for whatever reason.You can see Gine in the kitchen preparing food, and hear the sound of running water down the hallway, must be Bardock cleaning up to prepare for lunch."Prince Broosel? Nice to see you, will you be joining us for lunch?" The rather weak but incredibly sweet and polite soon to be once again mother asks from her station in the kitchen where she's flourishing her blades for another go at the ingredients in front of her.>A. Yes ma'am>B. Actually I was hoping to grab Raditz and...>C. I wanted to train with Bardock and Raditz>D. Write in
>>41314130>A. Yes ma'am>Anything i can help with?
>>41314130>A. Yes ma'am>Anything i can help with ma'am?
>A. Yes ma'amand then>C. I wanted to train with Bardock and Raditz
Where the hell did everyone go?
>>41314130>A. Yes ma'am>>41313892I recall saying no such thing
>>41314339You totally did.
>>41314339You did and i will fucking find it and link it if i have to you bastard
>>41314326We aren't talking about metal gear anymore so they fucked offWe know how to fix this problemEail's metal gear quest must come to pass
>>41314130"Yes Ma'am, I was hoping I could have lunch with you all then go train with Bardock and Raditz since we're supposed to be getting new missions soon." You tell the woman with all of the knives surrounding her. Gine is really nice but damn if the way she handles those blades so naturally doesn't freak you out and make your tail feel extremely vulnerable.Raditz himself is even slightly hiding behind you as Gine starts to go to town on the vegetables and meats in front of her."W-would you like any help Gine? Since I'm here and all?" You offer to assist her, since maybe if you do that, she'll stop freaking you out with the knives and all."Hmm? Oh that would be lovely Bruce, thank you." She says with a soft smile. "Raditz, go wash your hands and clean up a bit would you? Lunch should be ready soon." In just a few seconds your friend has vanished from the area and you're left alone with Gine. Moving up to the counter to assist her with the cooking, since you offered and all, you're soon peeling some kind of... thing, while Gine continues on with her own tasks.She asks you how the date with Broly went, and seems rather pleased that things ended up going so well for the two of you.Watching the woman cook, chop, dice, everything, you're actually picking up a few techniques here and there from Gine, maybe your own cooking skills will improve at some point as to where you won't have to rely on take out or mooching every day.>A. Ask Gine how the baby is doing.>B. Anything new with the family?>C. Write in
>>41314676>A. Ask Gine how the baby is doing.>B. Anything new with the family?
>>41314676Oops, forgot the trip
>>41314676>A. Ask Gine how the baby is doing.>B. Anything new with the family?>C.How's Raditz taking the news about the newest addition to your family? Is he excited about being a bigger brother?
>>41314676>>A. Ask Gine how the baby is doing.>>B. Anything new with the family?
>>41314676>A. Ask Gine how the baby is doing.>B. Anything new with the family?>C. Write in"Got another name suggestion if you don't like Kakarot. It's Gohan"
>>41314676>>A. Ask Gine how the baby is doing.>B. Anything new with the family?
>>41314827Fucking hate Gohan as a character tbh, Not uncle gohan
>>41314827ur a shit write my smut
>>41314827This, but instead of Gohan, Turles. As a serious suggestion Boston. It's a type of lettuce.
Don't lose your wayOr your arm like Nui
>>41314944Meh never liked Kill La Kill much to be honest Eail
>>41314962Im fucking ruined when it comes to FeMC. It just turns me off and i become a jaded cunt about everything.CoK quest isnt as bad as I thought it would quickly become, guess I'll give it a chance.
>>41314921Why not Toma?I mean, obviously Saiyans aren't smart enough to realize it's actually a fruit, right?It works because Goku is such a weirdo compared to every other Saiyan!
Writing but HOLY SHIT THAT RESURRECTION OF F TRAILER ON TOONAMI SO GOOD
>>41315001It's used as a vegetable for cooking purposes, though.
>>41315001Uh dude....Toma is Bardocks BFF
>>41315027Oh, shit when are they showing it?
>>41315080August 7-11 in theaters I believe it wasI have no idea if Toonami will ever show it
>>41315035Jobbers and dead men don't fucking count!
>>41315141Well fuck you to cunt
>>41315141He's not dead yet. Toma could even be named godfather.What about Frank?
>>41315157*toooh, and you should have a comma after that, as well.So>*too,I guess.:^)
>>41315187At least he isn't a grammar Nazi
>>41315213You forgot your period.Or not, what time of the month is it, friend?I'm just fucking with you guys, chill.
>>41314676"So how is the baby doing, any problems with him or anything like that?" You ask Gine as you go about peeling the vegetable in your hands."Not at all, he's been rather well behaved so far. Not at all like Raditz as when he wasn't born yet, always acting up and trying to cause trouble, I guess he just wanted a lot of attention." Gine responds to your question, ending with a giggle."I'll be happy when he's out though, this little one is making me eat all sorts of things I normally don't like, even Raditz didn't make me want so much chocolate covered things." She muses before shoving all the things on her cutting board into a pan."How about the rest of the family? You, Bardock, and Raditz? Anything new happening there since there's gonna be another addition soon?"Gine giggles again and looks rather happy at your question "Bardock and Raditz have been spending a lot of time together, training and doing other things, I'm glad they're getting the chance with how busy Bardock always was. I just hope they can both be around when Kakarot is born to see him."It seems things wih the Bardock family are rather nice, and that's good, since you like them a lot and they pretty much accept you as another member of the family.Since you've already accepted Raditz as your brother, you're gonna be obligated to look after Kakarot as well.Soon enough, lunch is ready and the men of the family have re-appeared, a huge pile of food on the table just begging to be eaten by a group of saiyans, and well, you all aren't going to be the ones to upset the status quo.>SAIYAN WARRIOR QUEST 11 END?Calling it here for the moment at least, may continue on later? Anyways, I'll finish up your smut.Talk among yourselves!METAL GEAR?
>>41315458What's with the short thread Eail? Just wondering is all
>>41315458Bardock should spend a day just training as hard as he can, seeing if he can dig deep/control that shit inside of him.
>>41315479Questionable content left to provide for this one, fuzzy feeling in my head, lack of alcohol.All equally viable answers.
>>41315458Thanks for running, Eail! See you next time. Hope your internet situation gets better!
>>41315512> lack of alcohol.You're a Texan not Irish or Russian Eail!
>>41315549Says youSince I feel like a nice guy who wants a shitty little outline for the metal gear thing I came up with at 4 in the morning a few days ago
>>41315594I still suggest we be Boss's aide, Because that'll be awesome
>>41315661That biologically immortal thing was neat when I saw it in the thread.Lets people potentially play ever major event in the timeline.
>>41315594Yes please, Eail-sama.
>>41315661>>41315675>>41315683http://pastebin.com/WWr5fnRWLike I said, rough
>>41315675Meh i never really liked it, I'd rather we just have a long life because NANOMACHINES SON! Plus immortality sucks ass
>>41315731Nah sounds kinda boring tbh, I'd rather we start out in the Cobra's or something a little bit later than that, Plus let us choose our codename, Also the younger brother bit sounds kinda dull and is used quite a bitSorry if my criticism isn't wanted
>>41315747>Plus immortality sucks assI don't think you understand, biological immortality.Neither age nor disease will kill us.But if we get shot and bleed out, we're done for.It's not like there is no risk, or that we can't die. We just won't die because we're 80 and our heart decided to give out.
>>41315787If we go back too far and fuck up the time line then it's barely even metal gear questIf we start at like 1984 or whenever MGS5 is, the foundation is at least there for the rest of the quest/universe.I'd rather play that then shoot Naked Snake in the face and fuck it all up
>>41315794Ah thought you were talking about TRUE immortality, I remember it being discussed
>>41315787Please don't make me write BEEEEEEEEES
>>41315841I think someone popped that for a low fantasy quest. Think they also said something about reincarnation.But yeah, like those jellyfish that can make themselves younger, biological immortality.Nature is fucking weird like that.
>>41315787>Not wanting to be based AlligatorNigga fuck you Alligator was the best, I wish I could be Alligator's little brotherSon of a bitch killed everything and then made a delicious meal of curryRIP Alligator, true hero
>>41315925Never heard of him tbh
>>41315937Alligator is the name everyone always uses for the best soldier, sort of like if you're going to tell a story for Peace Walker, Alligator is in itHe's the guy that has better stats than Big Boss in combat and shits on everyone.Alligator is the bestButterfly is a fuckup
>>41315981why not Eailigatorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
>>41316102>>41315981That pun.Oh god.Can we just come up with our own codename instead?Could we be a smaller paramilitary group that gets assimilated into one of the major ones from canon?Could we have a robot dog?
>>41315981Weeping Alligator?Rapid Alligator?Iron Alligator?Grizzled Alligator?Empty Alligator?
>>41316226>FeMC route, Galligator
>>41316273I will straight up murder you.
>>41316273I totally support a female mc, It's a nice change of pace for the MG universe if you ask me, Not enough awesome chick fighters
>>41316273Please no FeMC, pleaseWe already have Space Monkey and CoK, and I'm super fucking scared that CoK is gonna go the route of Space MonkeyNo more girl main characters>>41316226I like Iron GatorHave the MC be from Texas like Eail with a funny accent
>>41316299As the dude who made that pun, I don't.There is no reason for it.Playing a chick because "there aren't enough cool ones" is a shabby reason.
>>41316341Oh so what's your reason for wanting to play a male mc?>>41316324Eail isn't like chuckles, He won't go yuri
>>41316363Because Eail writes male characters.Also fuck off.
>>41316363Eail does Male characters
>>41316299theres what? the boss, sniper wolf, meryl, fortune, BnB the Frogs, mistral, QuietChico, amanda and the robo bald ladies in mgs5?>>41316324we have no plans for any waifus in CoK, any yuri is entirely on anon, and not encouraged by us
>>41316363>Oh so what's your reason for wanting to play a male mc?Because, as a dude, I understand, comprehend, and sympathize better with another male character.I do not understand what it feels like to have a period, nor a vagina in general. This distances me ever so slightly from the character, and kills immersion in its own small way for me.I would prefer if I was able to participate, which I wouldn't do with a FeMC because it makes me feel awkward. I have not, and never will, want to be the little girl, anon.Plus, the lesboshit is so fucking real in FeMC quests, it's getting a bit old.
>>41316424>any yuri is entirely on anon, and not encouraged by usThen for the love of god DON'T DO IT.
>>41316432>Plus, the lesboshit is so fucking real in FeMC questsYeah it's hard to find a straight one, Fowever the fire emblem one is shaping up to be okay>>41316424It will be samefagged by /u/ lover's and you know it, Forbid any kind of romance or sexual shit!
>>41316424>>41316432>>41316447>>41316451>>41316465You guys totally know what we should do then right?Full homo, it's Metal Gear so it's fine, BB and Kaz wrestle naked all the timeWe can even find a cute trap if it'll seal the deal
>>41316502Fuck no, Also fuck traps that shit's about as bad as Yuri, Next thing you know you'll want us to be a shota aswel!
>>41316502Fucking strangle yourself.
>>41316465>Anyone that likes /u/ is going to samefag over it>>41316525>/u/ is as bad as traps and shota, also I have no sense of humorYou guys are nuts.
>>41316502Or uh, maybe, we could just be a guy whoFOCUSES ON DOING HIS FUCKING JOB OF KILLING THINGS INSTEADThat sound good?And what ever happened to just having consensual sex in the missionary position for reproduction purposes?Sheesh.
>>41315865Could our codename be vid related?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
>>41316587Next you'll suggest there should be hand holding you pervert
>>41316587JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN SPOILER THAT SHIT!
>>41316587anon please, no one has children via sex in metal gear
>>41316432Your whining makes me curious.Why is it that like one of the few apparently actual homo QMs insist on players go for a straight character? I know you're here Kato, explain it for me.
>>41316621Because it hits to close to home, She's stated this already
>>41316603W-What? I'd never! That - you're a deviant!>>41316610I FORGOT ABOUT THE MOD- B&
>>41316621>one of the few apparently actual homo QMsWait, who?
>>41316621>Your whining makes me curious.Someone asked my opinion, I gave it, that isn't whining.This displeases me.
>>41316621she doesn't want to be a stand in for anon flirting with her female characters and knows they wont be as bad with males>>41316643katos a married lesbian anon, we've been over this
>>41316643Kato, And yes she is a girl
>>41316643Kato is in a relationship with another woman, they had their anniversary last sunday>>41316621I wouldn't be opposed to writing a homosexual MC, though I do feel that a Metal Gear quest would work better in a situation in which it's more of a life long partnership rather than an actual sexual or romantic based relationship.Someone you love and has your back through and through, male or female, get what I mean?
>>41316432>I can't identify with a protagonist who isn't literally me>He should be sharp, witty and nihilisticno but really, you're missing out on a lot of fiction if you can't enjoy things because they're about female protags
>>41316719Its different when youre directly influencing the characters actions
>>41316707>Someone you love and has your back through and through, male or female, get what I mean?This I'm okay with.I don't give a shit if we decide that robotic penguin we wear as a backpack is the one we love. I'll back that shit.It just needs to have suitable build up and reason behind it.Not just, "we're hot, let's fuck."
>>41316740its not like FeMC quests are all about complaining about mensies and vaginal crust anonusually its just about a girl/woman who happens to do things in a world, until anon forces their shitty fetishes on her
>>41316773>until anon forces their shitty fetishes on herThere, RIGHT THERE. THATS THE PROBLEM.
>>41316752Sadly that won't happen because the majority of anon's think with their fuckingdick
>>41316707>>41316752To add a bit of context to that, think of how Big Boss told Eva that he loved The Boss, he didn't mean it in a romance style of love, a sexual style, or even in a paternal style really.It was just love, the kind that blooms on the battlefield so to speak
>>41316719I am not sharp, nor witty.I don't want a carbon copy, if I did I'd make self insert characters in my game.If you give me a choice, I will play male over female every time, because functionally, there is no difference in role playing, and playing a chick would devolve into "who's dick do I want in me?" or if in an actual game and not a collective one like a quest it would devolve into "who is trying to put their dick in my character?". Every time, man. Rather just avoid it.If it's in other media, like TV or books and the like I have no problem, but when I have to -play- as a chick, it gets weird.No one is the same, you can, I prefer not to, that's all.
>>41316432I have (kind of?) the extreme opposite problem, where I can identify and roleplay as virtually anyone under any circumstance, but sometimes I take on mannerisms and character traits from the characters I play in my ordinary life.Which is why I don't play villain or smut quests.>>41316790The same could be said of either gender.
>>41316861Perhaps you have an identity disorder?If it's as bad as you imply, you should probably see a psychiatrist about getting your own personality down pat, or having a way to reset it, so to speak.
>>41316808I want sunny to be our daughteru, she is pure
>>41316861>The same could be said of either gender.If youve read quests before you would know that is complete horseshit.
>>41316927If he's read Eail's quests he'd know that doesn't happen here, hell the guy doesn't even want to write the smut he implies
>>41316968>hell the guy doesn't even want to write the smut he impliesThat's because Eail is the bottom, that's why Chuckles can write it on a whim.Eail! EAAAAIIIILLLL!!!Niggas.
>>41316968instead we all force it on chuckles, like entitled bitches
>>41317009Meh i just ask and don't push him for it, However if he says he'll do it and doesn't do it PAY FUCKING DEBTS MODE ENGAGED
>>41317009Man shit's going to get strange when we finally end up with Mark in Tuffle Quest. Or hilarious....actually I don't even know if I want lewds of that. Does Kato even write lewds, or will we have to get Chuckles to do that too?
>>41317038We're at the crux of penetration and this makes me so uncomfortable I keep tabbing away rather than doing it.I hate writing smut and I'm not even writing smut yet, I just have a page and a half of buildup and foreplay
>>41317053I don't know how to feel about this.
>>41316899Maybe. It's never been too drastic and it usually fixes itself eventually, though.I kinda like it, to be honest.>>41316927Maybe in some older quests or in throwaways that die within ten threads, but I can't think of any recent incidents in quests that matter.Exalted Quest, maybe? Not sure if that would count due to it being, you know, Exalted.I don't read every quest, though, so it's possible we've just been walking in different circles.
>>41317072PAY DEBTS EAIL! FUCKING DO IT YOU FAGGOT, YOU SAID YOU WOULD! YOU GOING TO LIE TO YOUR ANONS NOW!?
>>41317038let me just give you back the money you're giving me to write it thenpic related
>>41317094I'll be backLove you Chuckles
>>41317089SHIT NIGGA IM DOING IT OKAYTHIS AINT EASYYOU EVER HAVE A PAGE AND A HALF OF SEXUAL TEASING AND GROPING ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT WRITING ABOUT AN ALIEN COCK GOING INTO VAGINA IS WEIRD?THOUGHT NOT
>>41317110>ALIEN COCK GOING INTO VAGINA IS WEIRD?Just use it as a dual lizard cock then jesus man
>>41317110you say that like he doesn't go on /d/s xeno threads
>>41317085I'm just scared anon, scared that something that could be amazing and having the main focus switch to sex and degeneracy.
>>41317156Actually i don't, Never really liked alien aliens
>>41317073Which part? The thought of ending up with Mark or the idea of lewds?
>>41317201Bit of both, Can't really see maple getting into a relationship and having sex with someone.Feels wrong to me.
>>41317201It'll be awesome btw, The two most hammiest people in the world as our daughter's parents!
>>41317227I wonder if SCIENCE baby will end up having health issues like irl test tube/IVF babies
>>41317274Nothing you cant fix with SCIENCE.
>>41317222Look we're going to need to find someone eventually! Just like the Saiyans, Tuffles aren't going to repopulate themselves. Well, I mean, I guess Baby tried but that was dumb and stupid and GT.Would it be less awkward to you if it were Goku?
>>41317274we daughteru now?
>>41317316Mark and Goku are the only ones I can honestly see right now.
>>41317316Test tube babies dog. We'll make a few hundred truffles like its nothing.
>>41317316Oh god not you again, We aren't fucking going to repopulate our species! Not through fucking or science!>>41317342Obviously
>>41317362>Going full Dr. Raichi or MyuNah nigga, nah.
>>41317360what about Spike? Demon Tuffle, think of the magic powers!
>>41317363>>41317373>letting your species dieLiterally why.
>>41317396Because we aren't a goddamned mad scientest and i'd rather not fuck acer and our children
>>41317378Pretty random. I'm not interested in eugenics. I got my Zoroastrian CK2 game for that.>>41317396Cause I'd rather go out as the last two Tuffles proud instead of a desperate mad scientist. Its sad. We aren't bound by our race.
>>41317396Because the gene pool is far too small for our species to flourish.
>>41317396because the entire genepool would be coming from at most 2 tuffles anonthat means if they want to have kids, they're gonna be a cesspool of incest and genetic deadendslet the race die with a bang, not with a 5th generation incestuous whimper through elephant teeth
>>41317360What about Bruce?
>>41317441Bruce doesn't exist. And he'd probably kill Maple and Acer with a "Missed a spot, I got it!"
>>41317441if my math is on point Bruce would be around 27 years old when Maple is now 13?
>>41317378>still a better love story than GOKU AND MAPLE, FUCK OFF GOKUFAGSI'm salty. Over everything right now.Sheeeiiiit niggas.
>>41317342we always daughteru
>>41317441I decided to search Bruce on the dragonball wikia to see if there was any obscure side character I could make a joke off of and got redirected to Beerus.I take this as a sign from the gods.
>>41317470It honestly hasn't been that bad so far and I trust Kato as a writer.I'm trying to not let canon or Abridged bs obscure shit for me.
>>41317476>SSJ4 still has a jumpsuit even though SSJ4 flat out replaces the clothes the person is wearing, and would cover her bits with fur anywayThe fuck, man?
>>41317494No it's getting pretty damn bad
>>41317459Maple needs Uncle Arctus in her lifeSo does KaguyaAnd Kabuya again
>>41317494>>41317507I agree, it wasn't bad, but then the Gokufags kept getting louder.And they'll keep getting louder.It'll end up giving headaches soon enough.Captcha, stop it, you're hurting me.
>>41317506hey man, i didnt draw it, this more your style?>>41317507what has even happened in story and not just anons dicsussing it OOC
>>41317515Anyone who uses Sominus's shit deserves a painful fucking death, Kaguya is fucking retarded
>>41317507How so?If its some of the vocal players I get you, but the narrative has been fine.
>>4131746812, currently. She'll be 15 by the "end" of Dragon Ball.Bruce is a no-go, Saiyan or not. Especially with how strong he is, goddamn.
>>41317541The vocal goku fags are starting to get louder and will get louder>>41317477Bruce as in the prince in Eail's SWQ
>>41317581Listen. If you get pissed off everytime one person decides to post 'Touch fluffy tail' you are going to give yourself an ulcer. Just ignore it.The worst thing you can do is have it start impacting your votes cause you want to spite them. I've seen that shit too many times.
>>41317581Yes anon, I know who the protagonist of the quest we're in is.
>>41317533>this more your style?What?You say something? I can't read that well in my peripheral.
>>41317630but before that we have the sporty daughteru phase
>>41317533>>41317541>Goku feels as strongly about you as Acer does. He truly considers you to be like his sibling, he even sort of looks up to you.>Keep in mind, it took THIS LONG to go from fifth to sixth, and you hit fifth last Tournament. Hitting the eight and maybe not even seventh probably won't happen until after the 23rd Tournament.From the sound of it even if anons suddenly did jump on the monkey bandwagon it wouldn't happen in the quest for a long, long time. I trust Kato on this.
>>41317662>A sports bra is supposed to be very snug and compressing, not looking like someone stuck a tissue over their titsGod dammit
>>41317662Speaking of kids
>>41317689its a cheesecake version of this, anon
>>41317662Fuck yes, I hope she stays sporty though, Hate the other bra tbh, Hell we'll teach her everything we know!
>>41317730That's not a sport bra either! That's a really disgustingly short top!
http://pastebin.com/yfkiXLF7have your incomplete smut.I lack the ability to finish this currently with how uncomfortable it makes me.I'm gonna go mull over SAQ for a while and get my thoughts in order on how I want to handle the future for that because I've got like 6 different variations on how the next bit of time could go and they all radically change things so much that I'm quite frankly unsure how I want to go about it
>>41317867Yeah. I think chuckles should handle smut.HEAR THAT CHUCKLES? YOU GET STUCK WITH ALL OF IT! ALL OF IT!
>>41317867So will people shut the fuck about the smut now?
>>41318022I'd very much prefer thatOr just no smut
So now that we have our smut what happens when Vegeta and the kid dieBulma time for comfort since they used the dragon balls for a stupid reason?Namek mission?A way to get Trunks rather than Rhubarb or whatever the fuck
>>41318115Piss off Bulma fag
>>41318131Bulma is always an optionDoesn't mean she'd be a good oneWe need somewhere to live when we go back to earth anyways
>>41318172>>4131811518 before Bulma.Cause I don't give a fuck.>>41317867Eh, it could be worse.But I'm also fuming over events currently, so I'm not entirely lucid.You rack disciprine!Get some practice in, just because I want you to suffer! Hahaha!
>>41318225Eail said he wanted us to be friends with 18 at least, so that'd be neat
>>41318256That's cause Eail is an 18fag.
>>41318060Okay, Eail, just wanted to say something, never do a haremquest.Never do slutty MCs.Seriously routelock harder than Battletoads if you allow romance.And for the love of fucking Christ, DO NOT WRITE SMUT. For the simple reason that it attracts the stupidest fucking anons who think -only- with their dicks.
>>41317867You think you're uncomfortable?Im the one that has to masturbate to it
>>41321994Quick EditHave now masturbated to it
>>41318549Yeah this smut joke was funny but now it's gotten kind of old so now we're going to move on right? Right?
this thread will never die, ill bump it back to life
>>41325319Oi, u wot?Never die you cheeky fuck?
>>41328045I slept for like 15 fucking hours and this is still alive, the fuck are you guys doing
>>41330024What? Oh, hey there, Chief.Just waiting around for ya, Waiting for you to say the words.Just a few times, that's all. Doesn't have to be now, whenever you're ready, yeah?I'll give you a hint, it's a journey, filled with adventure, and with a set goal.But before that there is an abbreviation, including the letters you find on small chocolate candies, they talk, in commercials. The second letter being the first letter in the word for that which you stand upon. And the third letter, starting off the name of the baby blue up above us.And now the final word, is a form of acknowledgement. Similar too, but not the word for bending to the whims of society.You know what I mean? Just say it a few times, try it out, okay?
>>41330625Come on, work it out, it isn't that hard, I even gave hints this time!