LAST TIME ON SAQWE BUILT A ROBOT FRIENDPOSING IS FUCKING AWESOME AND SO ARE WELEWD HAND HOLDINGFUCK YOU GUYS WE'RE GOING HOMEROCK>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest>>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ie
>>41400203It's been several days of flying through the outer reaches of space alone with no companion but Vegeta along for the ride... and your new little robot friend X after you built him, still need to give the little guy a proper speech system at some point.Aside from a few rather illicit activies between yourself and the saiyan, not many exciting things have happened. There really wasn't any space available for training, at least not anything that would produce some noticeable results, the ship was just too small.Thus most of your free time was spent either monitoring the ship systems and making sure that everything was running at peak effeciency and being certain that nothing was going wrong with the jamming signals that were hiding the ship's real identity. Of course, that was just one level of your security, since no ships were supposed to be going to Arcosia in the first place.Even if they managed to break your signal, better for it to look like a random smuggler rather than... you.Perhaps it was due to how long you'd been cooped up in the small ship, but when you were finally on approach for Arcosia, it would have been difficult to say for sure what you were more excited about, the possibility of really stretching your legs, or that you were finally home again.Not like it really mattered though, home was a burnt up crater, in even worse shape than the mental image you had was.This wasn't the Arcosia you can fondly think of in your mental landscape with the Other You, this is the real Arcosia, the once vibrant planet all but destroyed, left a ghost of it's former self. Echoes and whispers of former residents able to be seen and felt all over with the burnt out husks of buildings and the remains of...This place is disturbing... it's no longer your home. >A. To the Palace, it'll have what you need if anywhere will>B. Go... home, if it's still there>C. Fly around, see if you can find anything worth checking out>D. Write in
>>41400227>>B. Go... home, if it's still there
>>41400227>B. Go... home, if it's still there
>>41400227>D. Give X a proper speech system.It'd be nice to talk someone on our dead home world. Make him our Jarvis.
>>41400227>>B. Go... home, if it's still thereMemories...then if nothing happens,>C. Fly around, see if you can find anything worth checking out
>>41400321>"Sir, you've got four energy signatures approaching on your right.">"What are you talking about, X, I don't sense anything.">"Electrical signatures, sir, likely robotic in origin.">"Oh.. thank you X."
>>41400321Vegeta is with you>>41400445Super fighting robots
>>41400227>B. Go... home, if it's still there>C. Fly around, see if you can find anything worth checking outWonder if any of the Arcosian schools here buried any "time capsules" to be unearthed by later generations of less-than-enthused students?
>B. Go... home, if it's still thereWhile>C. Fly around, see if you can find anything worth checking out
The palace, thats where you're likely going to find the answers to the questions you have regarding everything, the history, the future, and the secrets you need to find to gain your power.But... you still have a little nagging feeling in the back of your mind that wants to go back to your childhood home, one last time, just to see it again. This will probably be the last chance you ever get to do it, and it's gonna be on the way to the palace anyways.Leaving X on the ship with the means to communicate with you through a text program added to your scouter, Vegeta is right at your side as the two of you leave the ship behind and take to the skies of the burnt husk that was once Arcosia."We aren't going to the Palace? Wasn't that the entire reason we came here, so you could find what you needed?" The Princess questions you from your side.So lost in your thoughts, you don't even realize what she's asked you until she ended up hitting you in the arm to get your attention and repeated the question, looking slightly annoyed."The palace will come soon enough, there's just one other stop I need to make along the way, my old home... just to see if anything is still there." You reply, lacking the usual dry humour you normally have when answering questions, this is serious time.With a slight deviation of the path, it doesn't take too much longer before you can see the manor on the horizon. Near the palace, but far enough away as to prove that you're still beneath the real royal family, they just kept you around due to old obligations.Touching down inside the yard of the gated property, your childhood home has seen much better days. Part of the roof caved in near the back, and the yard is beyond messed up.This is it... just another part of your history that you lost because of Him.>A. Go inside>B. Leave, the nostalgia is too strong>C. Write in
>>41400773>>A. Go inside
>>41400773>A. Go insideThink aloud, if quietly, "Can't let the ghosts of the past get to me. WON'T let them get to me. Came here for a reason, came here because HE is responsible for this."
>>41400773>A. Go inside"I wonder if my old toys are still here. I had an old action figure I would play with for days. I wonder if the baby would like it..."
>>41400773>A. Go inside
>>C. Write inDestroy it, mark it as a rite of passage and burn it to the ground. Focus everything that youre on HIM
>>41400890Vegeta should be the one to destroy it.Our future taking care of the burdens of our past.Symbolism yo.
>>41400773While your eyes seem focused on the structure in front of you, it's not hard to hear a bit of shuffling from behind courtesy of Vegeta. Turning around just enough to see what she's up to, the saiyan looks noticeably uncomfortable with all of this."You... go ahead and go in, do whatever it is you need to do. I'll stay out here and... admire the greenery, or something like that." She says when she notices that you saw how she was starting to act."You sure? I don't mind you coming along Vegeta." You question her.Several quick nods from the saiyan confirm her viewpoint on the matter. "It's your grieving process, one doesn't interfere with that, no matter what kind of relationship the two may have. This is something that must be done alone." The saiyan recites.With how uncomfortable she looks, it's hard to actually believe that's the entire reason she's choosing to stay behind. Perhaps the woman just doesn't wish to interfere with any remains that might be around.Quite a few cultural differences between Arcosians and Saiyans after all.Stepping up onto the doorway, you turn your head one final time. "I'll try not to take too long." Before venturing inside the remains of your home.Even with all of the dissary and destruction, you can still close your eyes and place everything as it should be, no matter how long it's been. To open your eyes, and see the state the manor is in now though... it hurts>CONT
>>41401305"Can't let the ghosts of the past get to me. WON'T let them get to me. Came here for a reason, came here because HE is responsible for this." You mutter to yourself, clenching your fists.Wandering through your old home, almost everything has been touched by the cold dark hands of death and age. Exotic rugs, ridden with pests. Beautiful rare plants, dead or simply overtaken by common weeds. You can't even make it to the living quarters sadly, as that's part of the house that had the roof caved in.The only thing that's working, the only remnant of your past that's still alive, is a simple holo picture laying on the ground. Cracked and partially corrupted, but still working, showing you, and your parents.>A. Take it, remember the past>B. Leave it, you have to focus on the future>C. Write in
>>41401319>>A. Take it, remember the pastWe are fighting for revenge right? We'll focus on the future once Frieza is in the dirt.
>>41401319>B, and see if we can weakly blast some of the caved in roof to get to the living quarters
>>41401319>C. Take it, remember the past, and to give us focus towards a brighter future.
>>41401319>>A. Take it, remember the pastWe all have our origins, acceptance of events is one thing, moving forward without grieving properly or trying to deny the past is unhealthy. Take it and remember them.
>>41401319>B. Leave it, you have to focus on the future
>>41401319>A. Take it, remember the past
>>41401319I'll go with this: >>41401363Can't get rid of the past. Everything that's happened before this point, the good and the bad, has forged Arctus into the person he is. He can't let it weigh him down, but drawing inspiration from it is a good thing.Plus, we may want the picture on hand to predict how the baby may look like.
>>41401363I like this. Second.
>>41401319>A. Take itThe past shouldn't be focused on, but it can't be forgotten either
>A. Take it, remember the pastClose your eyes for a few seconds, then open them with new found determination, start to feel a little bit better, the future holds the true victory, smile a little and leave, knowing full well that this is not an ending to your past but a new beginning to your future, to something great
>>41401319>A. Take it, remember the pastCan focus on the future while still remembering the past.
The past isn't something that should be focused on, a true warrior... a true man needs to be able to move forward and put his gaze onto the future.Yet, the past shouldn't be forgotten about either, the past is what shapes you to be who you are. It's the thing that gives you the meaning in your life to push forward and change things in some way, to make it all better.No, the past should not be forgotten, you'll honor the memory of your parents and all the other Arcosians... no, all of the races that have been wiped out due to His hand. You're supposed to be some kind of chosen one, right? One way or another, your legacy is going to include Frieza, and you'll be damned if it's going to end up with anything other than his death.Producing one of the capsules that Bulma gave you, you stash the holo photo away and tuck it back into your armor. It'll need a bit of fixing later, but you're a tech wiz, restoring the corruption of a simple thing like this should be very simple.Giving one last look over the interior of your home, you can't help but smile.Young you might have been, but the memories you have here of your parents and the time you spent with them, they're going to remain strong enough to last you a life time.Exiting your home, Vegeta is quick to reappear by your side, a quizzical look plastered on her face, and a simple nod from you quells thatTaking off into the air once more, it's time for the next stop on your journey>A. To the Palace, find what you need in the Archives>B. Fly around the city, there may be something>C. Write in
>>41401704>>B. Fly around the city, there may be something
>>41401704>B. Fly around the city, there may be somethingHey Eail, do you mind if I post some sad theme music here for the ruins?
>>41401704>>A. To the Palace, find what you need in the ArchivesImportance is always found in shiny places
>>41401704>A. To the Palace, find what you need in the ArchivesNothing more worth seeing here but block after block of the same.
>>41401704>>B. Fly around the city, there may be somethingLoot EVERYTHING
>>41401704>A. To the Palace, find what you need in the Archives
>>41401752There must be a reason its an option though. Why waste time on a meaningless update?
>>41401704>B. Fly around the city, there may be somethingMaybe chat with Vegeta while flying?
>>41401752>>41401774I would personally say that this is all introspection currently, which could be important. Also reinforcing the need to destroy Frieza, and need was pointed at as being rather important with Bardock
>>41402133Just finished eating dinner ooopsBut yes, introspection is a thing I do a lot of
>>41402160You personally or in the quest?
>>41402178Eail has to introspect before he does every post.
>>41402192Yes....what? To which.
>>41402243You do know what the term 'mathmatical answer' means right?
>>41402299Mathmatician's answer* excuse me.
For some reason you feel the odd urge to search through the rest of the city before going towards the Palace itself.Over thirty years of neglect and ruin can turn a place even like Arcosia into a pitiful ghost of it's former self, as is evident as you walk through the streets of the city.Trying to keep your eyes mostly averted from the remains of your kinsmen that litter the streets. Animals that scurry around to run and hide from you and your companion, they and their ancestors are likely the reason as to why the remains are entirely skeletal. The unqiue biology of an Arcosian doesn't exactly decompose easily after all.A brief shining glimmer from the corner of your eye draws your attention towards a small cafe.Stepping through the broken window, you try to follow where you saw the flash as best you can, finding a small gemstone necklace next to three sets of remains, two large and one small.A child, probably no older than you were when this all happened... could have just as easily been you if it weren't for Cold's return at the last second to save you from your cousin.Clenching the necklace in your fist, you're momentarily overcome with the feeling of pure HATE because of all he's done, so many innocents, and all for what?Pocketing the jewelry, it's time to move on once again.>A. To the Palace>B. Write in
>>41402454>>A. To the PalaceI WILL kill him Vegeta.
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>414024541: To the PalaceLet the dice decide!
>>41402454>A. To the Palace
>>41402454>>A. To the Palace
>>41402317 An answer that's accurate but gives no real value to the person asking the question. Now if i were a clever man i would have found a mathematician's answer to answer your question with.
If we fail at the Palace, I think any sort of crypt or ancient burial ground may be a good next step. Could be that the answer is held by heroes of the past after all.
>>41402760swish. quest time.
>>41402454There's nothing left for you to discover by sitting around and looting the corpses of long dead Arcosians, if you're going to make any headway on this little problem of taking out a galactic tyrant, you need to get to work properly.Vegeta seems relieved that you're finally making headway towards the palace, and when the two of you arrive at the incredibly large tower that once stood so proud at the middle of the city, there's little surprise that the front doors are inoperable.They workd on power after all, and with thirty years of no attention, it's somewhat expected that things are going to break down due to the neglect"Far be it from me to suggest such a brutal thing, but you know we could just go to the top and blast a hole to get in right?" Vegeta says from your side, her voice dripping with sarcasm at the start of her suggestion.Lookin up at the peak of the tower, your memories flash back to that day."We won't need to make a hole, one should already be there." You say as you lift off once again.Sure enough, a large hole is in the side of the throne room, giving way to the outside and allowing you an easy entrance into the palace.For an incredibly brief moment though... you could have sworn you saw... You, the other you, sitting on the throne, an amused grin directed towards the real you before the specter suddenly vanished.That wasn't normal.>A. Press on, get to the Archives>B. Go sit on the throne, see what happens>C. Write in
>>41402812>B. Go sit on the throne, see what happens
>>41402812>>A. Press on, get to the ArchivesSit on throne afterwards.
>>41402812>C. "Vegeta. Sit on the throne, I wanna see real royalty sit on it once more."
>>41402874By throne do you mean penis
>>41402812>A. Press on, get to the ArchivesNo need for delusions of grandeur.
>>41402812>A. ArchivesBeat up our mental reflection later
>TieGod damn itNext vote wins?
>>41403038Throne it is then
>>41402893Well if you want to get lewd...sure.>"I've always wanted to bang on the throne."
>>41403025>>41403062Isnt rolling more effective?Then again what do I know
>>41402812The fact that the mental copy of you manifested himself into the real world is disturbing, the alternative option that you're just going crazy yourself really isn't all that enticing either, resulting in a bit of a split in your feelings on what you think you should do here.Well... you did always want to sit on Uncle Cold's throne when you were little."The hell are you doing, do we have time for this?" Vegeta questions as you start to make your way up the steps to sit on the throne."I just wanna test something, there might be a secret hidden on this thing or something like that. I've got a hunch that tells me." You tell her before turning around and gazing out across the destroyed throne room.What you would have given to be able to sit here during the glory days of Arcosia, it's the best seat in the house, no doubt. It can be yours now, for a litle while at least, and that'll have to do.Despite the seriousness of the situation, it's hard to hold back a little grin as you take your seat on the throne, relaxing back into it and expecting something to happen any second now.It doesn't.Having your eyes closed for over a minute, when you opened them you were expecting to be in the mental version of Arcosia with the other you, not still here with a rather bored looking Vegeta sitting on a fallen bannister at the bottom of the steps.Maybe the other you was just fucking around?>A. Enough of this, Archives time, no more playing around>B. Meditate >C. Write in
>>41403357>A. Enough of this, Archives time, no more playing around
>>41403357>>B. Meditatebut you cant so>A. Enough of this, Archives time, no more playing around
>>41403357>>A. Enough of this, Archives time, no more playing around
Chuckles had me watch DSP fuck up KH2So now my anger fuels this threadStrap in fuckers
>>41403592Wow taking your anger out on your questers? Real fucking great move there Eail great QMing!If you can't tell i'm being sarcastic you fuck
>>41403592Oh man.How long was he stuck at DANCE WATER DANCE for?Did he have the fucking balls to try the post game content?
>>41403611Chuckles you madman! Can't you see DSP should not be touched by anyone! Now Arctus won't be able to block any attack given to him!
>>41403698If Eail does that he's a massive asshole and shouldn't QM ever again
>>41403723Dude you are such a baby its kinda impressive.
>>41403744Shut up you, you double baby
>>41403723I really hope you are trying to do some weird coup detat or something and derail this into a pile of shit posting
>>41403668>last time I played KH2 was when I was quite young>beat it on easy mode, grinded to 99, managed to beat sephie somehow>Pick up 2.5>Immediately choose Critical mode for my fist playthrough>Choose sword because hurr strength>beat the whole game without second chance and once moreGit gud phil
>>41403775Ayup coup detat it is.Move along folks nothing to see here
>>41403783No i'm simply saying the truth, If he let's his anger fuck over his questers then he shouldn't be a QM
>>41403786Also Terra is FUCKING HARD on critical mode spent quite some time trying to beat him.
>>41403357Right, you'll confront the other you later on this sort of stuff, right now you need to get to work and stop fucking around. Forcing yourself up off of the throne, you really wish you had a cape right now to flourish by the way, you walk down the steps once again.Vegeta perks up from her spot on the ground as you pass by, falling into line beside you once more. "Manage to find anything on the throne your majesty?" She asks, her voice practically dripping with sarcasm."Sadly no, Princess, was hoping there might be a secret hidden on the throne somewhere, guess I put too much stock in Cold's ability to scheme like a King properly should. If it was up to me I'd have a button that produced several blaster turrets along with an ion canon for any cybords in the area. Electrify the floor and stuff like that, be prepared you know?" You casually mention while heading through the doors out of the throne room.Your companion merely slaps her face at your choices on what a king needs for his throne room. "You know for how smart you are, you're a dumbass sometimes." She moans as the two of you leave.It's a few minutes and destroyed walls later that the two of you end up in the royal archives."Damn... forgot how big this place was." You mention, eyes going about taking in all of the glorious information in front of you.Next to you, Vegeta gulps "So, where are we even supposed to start?">A. Heavily restricted files>B. Old folktails>C. Scan the archives for anything on Transformation keyword>D. Fuck it just grab something and start reading>E. Try to find the files that were last accessed >F. Write inPICK TWO
>>41403850>A. Heavily restricted files>C. Scan the archives for anything on Transformation keyword
>>41403819Yup, whatever you say buddy, your country is proud of you I submit my defeat. good job
>>41403861In soviet Russia You defeat US.....Wait a minu-Fuck
>>41403850>C. Scan the archives for anything on Transformation keywordIf we find nothing>D. Fuck it just grab something and start readingMystery Box!
>>41403850>F. Write inFirstly, check for any security measures in place, or anything that might be used for remote tracking or to keep track of anyone else accessing the records here. Disable them if possible or find a way to circumvent them. Then see if anyone else was here after Arcosia met its end.>E. Try to find the files that were last accessed
>>41403850>B. Old folktailsTime to learn about the LEGEND>C. Scan the archives for anything on Transformation keyword
>>41403850C and E.
>D. Fuck it just grab something and start readingChoose by reading the weakest book in the archives (by virtue of punching the archives slightly until something falls from it)
>>41403850>A. Heavily restricted fileswhile vegeta does>B. Old folktails
>Hey Eail if DSP is pissing you off why are you watchingBECAUSE I ENJOY MY ANGER
>>41403850"Well... I'm not entirely sure, but I've got an idea of what to try at least." You say while motioning for Vegeta to follow you to one of the nearby terminals."These things should still be working, the Archives had an incredible amount of backup power ready to go at a moments notice in case disaster struck and someone came by years later to inspect what was left." The explanation is given while you tap away at the holokeyboard in front of you. "Cold felt that the knowledge was too prescious to go to waste, he probably had it all backed up somewhere just to be safe, but we've got the originals at our finger tips. I'll go through the more heavily restricted files, while you search for any special keywords in the database. Things like transformation, legend, that sorta stuff." sliding the pad over to Vegeta once you're done talking, you grab another one for yourself and begin to try to crack through the security walls that are hindering you.Considering the measures are so old, it's really not even that difficult to get through the security.Time consuming, yes, but overall, not hard. The code itself is simple to crack but the fact that there are so many damn layers to get through means that by the time Vegeta actually pipes up with a bit of information she's found, you're still working on finishing up the last of your worms."Hey, found something I think." She says while handing the pad over to you. "Ritual cave outside of the city, old stuff, supposed to help the royals control themselves. Could be related to the transformations?" Huh, she might have found something that's pretty good.>A. Nice work, let's go check it out>B. Keep it on tab, let's do more research >C. Nah, not worth it>D. Write in
>>41404215>>B. Keep it on tab, let's do more researchNice job. Look for anything related to that.
>>41404215>B. Keep it on tab, let's do more research
>>41404215>>B. Keep it on tab, let's do more researchLet's find all the leads before we head out. Good job!
>>41404215>>B. Keep it on tab, let's do more research
Really slow burn thread tonight
>>41404362Good, Katos thread is full of idiots right now.
>>41404215"Nice work Vegeta, but let's not get too over eager to rush out and explore the cave before we have our facts straight. Leave too soon and we might miss an important detail that's worth the extra time." Tapping away at your holopad yet again as you speak.Grumbling a bit that you should just go anyways, Vegeta seems to abscond and goes back to her searching as well. Once you've finally cracked through the remaining security measures of the archives, you're quick to call up the ship and get X on the line. A few beeps and whirrs from your little friend confirm that he's there."X I'm sending over a large quantity of data, the royal archives, secure this away for me will you? I'll wat to inspect the rest of this later when I get a chance."A light musical jingle and what you imagine to be a salute is the response you're given from the robot, signifying that he'll do as you order. Really need to get the little guy a voice box when you're done with all of thisBulma would probably like to play around with him a bit, she seemed to like electronics quite a bit.Well that along with acohol and professional wrestling just like you.Right, right, focus, you're on an important mission here and can't afford to be distracted by a wandering mind. The data in front of you is a gold mine for reaching the next step in your evolutionary line... either that or it's going to kill you, fifty fifty chance really, but you like those odds."Huh... increased security measures on the ritual cave... no non-royals allowed entrance." Lightly reading off the data that's in front of you, seems that Vegeta may have found something worthwile after all.She knows it too, with how smug she looks right now>A. Fine fine, let's go>B. Not yet, more learning!>C. Write in
>>41404531>B. Not yet, more learning!
>>41404531>>A. Fine fine, let's go
>>41404531>A. Fine fine, let's go
So why is it that we never get the shitstorms like Kato and the others do cause holy hell that thread blew up
>>41404531>The secrets of ancient Arcosian boozemaking might be just a few clicks away! I can't leave now...
>>41404600It was just a party split on how to take a character. It wouldn't have been so bad if that one guy would stop should 'retard' to everyone who disagreed with him.
>>41404603Joke is on you, that was the data transferred
>>41404622>shouldI meant 'shouting' damn.
>>41404531>"No non-royals? Wonder if it means non-Cold family, or non-true royals. We should look into it a bit more."
>>41404622It wasnt one person.
>>41404831One guy is very vocal. Eail is responding to him now.
>>41404859Gotta be brave anon, no cowards allowed
>>41404859Nope its a different person.
>>41404882Is it you?Are you trying to establish deniability? I like the dedication.
>>41404940Nah I stopped when I realized I wasnt the majority and people didn't want to stop acting like Vegeta.Multiple people have been calling you guys out on making dumb decisions.
>>41404969Jokes on you, I don't vote in quests, I just discuss and throw ideas out!
>>41405001Either way I've given up on that thread. Only way I can see it ending well is if Kato fudges it.
>>41404531Reaching over you flick Vegeta on the forehead which results in a soft whine from the saiyan as she rubs at the spot where you hit her. "Yeah yeah, let's go to the cave, it seems to be our best shot so far, and if it turns out to be a bust, we can always come back and keep searching." You say with some confidence right before you're smashed face first into the table by Vegeta"...I deserved that didn't I?""Yes, good boy, you can learn, now let's get on with this shall we.""Yes dear."After pulling yourself up through the remains of a once very beautiful and ornate table and dusting off, you and Vegeta are quick to exit the palace the way you came, coordinates in hand for the cavern destination It's far on the other side of the cityscape, and since neither of you are too keen on wasting energy when it's not needed, there's a few minutes of idleness along the way."So you know our son is gonna be a ladies magnet right? With my devilishly good looks combined with a fluffy tail from you, we're gonna have to hold off womanly suitors with a warship." You say along the way."Oh, and why exactly do you think it'll be a boy? Perhaps I'll have the next saiyan princess, just as beautiful and powerful as her mother, what then?" Vegeta replies with a brush of her hair"Eh that'd be fine too, but call it a scientist's intuition or some crap like that. I'll be the cool dad anyways... can probably get Gohan to babysit too, keep the kid smart when I'm busy."Teasing and small talk along the way fill up the rest of your travel time to the cave, the entrance of which is slightly hidden, but when you get through the outer layer, you're presented with an amazing sight."Woah... bit of an overkill I'd say.""Indeed.">A. Get to it, it's time>B. Say something to Vegeta>C. Call the ship for something>D. Write in
>>41405022Thinking that there's an optimal way to develop a character's personality is not a good way to quest or play a role-playing game, anon.
>>41405041>C. Call the ship for somethingAsk X if there's any signs of other ships or life or whatever nearby, or any attempts to intrude upon the ship's systems. >A. Get to it, it's time
>>41405052Don't bother with him, not in Eails thread.
>>41405041>B, "I wonder if that no non-royals thing provides exemptions for royals of other species."
>>41405041>>A. Get to it, it's time
>>41405041>A. Get to it, it's time>>41405052Can't wait to be the most overdeveloped side character then!I don't care anymore drop it.
>>41405041>You say with some confidence right before you're smashed face first into the table by Vegeta>"...I deserved that didn't I?">"Yes, good boy, you can learn, now let's get on with this shall we.">"Yes dear.">mfwThat being said, is that a Jedi I spot in the background of your pic?
>>41405041>There's fucking jedi in that pictureEAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLL!
>>41405149So? Its just meant to be caves.
>>41405149>>41405122That's not a Jedi, it's, uh, a statue representing the ceremonial light-rod holder present in every Arcosian royalty-related ceremony. It's er, uh, meant to represent when the first Arcosian left the icy caves to tame the wilderness, and channeled what would become known as "ki" into a sword to dispatch a beast that had driven his ancestors from their homes.Actually, that would be kinda cool.
>>41405157No anon you don't understand, It's a man's thing, We must now fight to the death in antartica with rubber chickens on an icering surrounded by polar bears while being covered in the blood and guts of deer and seals!
>>41405122>>41405149>>41405157If we get a laser sword out of the deal, why complain?
>>41405178Do you uh, bring the deer entrails with you, or hunt them there?Cause I've never seen an antarctic deer.Holy shit, antarctic deer are the stealthiest animals ever!
>>41405183A laser sword that can cut through anything except other laser swords, and can deflect lasers.
>>41405183Because it isn't Dragon ball style, Laser swords aren't in the spirit of dragon ball>>41405207Yes they are, That's why it's a manly thing to do anon, And we don't hunt any seals we hunt the infamous DIRE ALBINO SEALS!
>>41405221>Because it isn't Dragon ball style, Laser swords aren't in the spirit of dragon ball>Salza.>Checkmate, faggothiests.
>>41405221But laser swords that come out from your hand is okay. Just ask Salza. It even makes the lightsaber noise.
>>41405267Salza does not use a lasersword, That is a projection of his Ki
>>41405286Also it's not canon i'm pretty sure
>>41405306Totally is thoughHere at leastSo you want your kid to have a laser sword eh?
>>41405286Which takes the form of a sword, made of laser.And before you say "not teh swerd!"Sure, but it looks like an oversized punch knife, or a Katar lacking in prongs.Both bladed weapons, loosely fitting the category of a sword.>>41405306And it's canon, shitty movie canon, but part of canon.
>>41405269It's just like that scene from Star Wars.
>>41405330Five bucks says cooler is dead and Gohan is a super saiyan
>>41405286Its literally called 'Salza Blade'.>>41405330Sure! Though unlocking the secrets of a new form is nice too. Gotta get that Ultimate Evolution.
>>41405330No not really, It's waaay to cliche and honestly if you ask me isn't in the spirit of dragon ball
>>41405368>arguing with QM
>>41405368The spirit of dragon ball is whatever the hell Akira Toriyama thinks is cool at the time.
>>41405390Not arguing, He asked me a question and i answered
>>41405330Well yeah. It's better than a regular sword, right?Regular swords either have to be made of absurdly tough material to withstand fights between Ki users, or they have to be channeled with the same Ki to make them tough enough. Kinda like how anyone uses Ki to toughen their bodies, enhance their senses, and punch harder or shoot lasers out of their eyes. If you're going to bring a blade into combat, why not just figure out a way to make something like a Destructo Disk, but hand-held?
>>41405411But he didn't ask about the spirit of Dragon Ball (this is Z, btw, not to nitpick but that is very relevant) he asked if you wanted the child to have one.Your answer thus would have been simply "No, not really."You gave more than was necessary in order to produce your opinion which went opposed to QMs.An argument is two or more people trying to push their opinions around.Hm.But I'm just being a dick.
>>41405440Well then i'll just say No not really now then
>>41405452Hokey dokey.Back under the bridge with me!Captcha, a burrito is not a sandwich.
>>41405487Is a hot dog?
>>41405515I want to say no, but technically all a sandwich is is either a spread, or meat, or combination of both between two pieces of bread.But open faced sandwiches are on a single piece of bread.So, yes?
"Can't say I ever expected to visit one of the royal caverns. One hell of a journey even if this is all we get out of it." You claim, taking in the beauty of the cave around you. The beautiful crystals, the way the light of the water below reflects off of the walls, even the craftsmanship of the stairs before you."Whoever built this place was a master of their craft." Vegeta muttered next to you, saying exactly what you were thinking on the subject.Moving forward on the stone path, Vegeta doesn't come along with you, seemingly absorbed by the crystals around her. "You comin' 'Geta?" You question the womanBreaking her out of the trance she was in, Vegeta shakes her head "Tradition is to do it alone, right? Even if it's not my culture, typically rules like that are there for a reason, especially spiritually related matters." She replies.With a shrug you start off again towards the center platform. "I'll try not to take too long, feel free to head back to the ship at some point if you want to though.""Mhmm." She grunts back, staring once again at the crystals protruding from the walls.As soon as you're through the main area into the circular platform, large stone doors behind you close. "Fuck me really... this is what we're doing now? This cliche?" You grumbe to yourself before continuing on once again towards the two statues in the center.Your history is a little off but the robed figure is holding a ceremonial light ro.. it's a god damn laser sword.>A. Fuck yeah laser sword this is th... my kid woud love it I mean>B. Pass, this is cliche enough as it is.>C. Write in
>>41405553http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=24729You may enjoy this old article.
>>41405645>B. Pass, this is cliche enough as it is.Not about to desecrate a sacred Arcosian shrine or whatever just because we think something's cool. Arctus, stop mucking about.
>>41405645>B. Pass, this is cliche enough as it is.Eail really?
>>41405645The laser sword is obvious trap, but by Arcosian God we will have it! Then we will copy the schematics and give it to X, so he can become Xero!
>>41405645>>A. Fuck yeah laser sword this is th... my kid woud love it I mean
>>41405645>B. Pass, this is cliche enough as it is>C. Write inLook for laser booze bottle instead.
>>41405645>>A. Fuck yeah laser sword this is th... my kid woud love it I meanThat time you thought you had us fooled, but it turns out we planned it from the start by inserting a specific image into your search parameters?
>>41405645>B. Pass, this is cliche enough as it is.Yeah no fuck you Eail for getting star wars bullshit involved, That's a major fuckup and you know it
>>41405645>Try contacting other you and ask his opinion on the laser sword and its fitness for us, I mean our kid.
>>41405669I'm allowed to have fun in my own questFor all you know it may bow up when you touch i
>>41405645>B. Pass, this is cliche enough as it is
>>41405645>A. Fuck yeah laser sword this is th... my kid woud love it I mean
>>41405645>B. Pass, this is cliche enough as it is.Downvoting just because of this bullcrap
>>41405698So obviously we grab it on the way back.
>>41405645>>A. Fuck yeah laser sword this is th... my kid woud love it I meanOf course
>>41405645>B. Pass, this is cliche enough as it is.
>>41405645>B. Pass, this is cliche enough as it is.Fuck that shit i ain't letting our kid be a sword weabo
>>41405698Why would the structural integrity of an entire cavern depend on an ornament of a single statue? Arcosian design makes no sense.
>>41405645>B. Pass, this is cliche enough as it is.Get bent Eail
>no one wants to contact other us, when we are right where he wants us to beHe told us to come here multiple times to learn secrets of powering up.
>>41405751Ya mean like Mirai Trunks? The coolest Trunks in Dragon Ball history?
>>41405669>>41405691>>41405719>>41405751You know your reactions are why he does this rightEail THRIVES on this kind of shit
>>41405651But there's the conundrum.An open-faced sandwich is a sandwich with a single piece of bread, with the intent of being entirely open.Yet it's a sandwich.
>>41405781It is special kind of sandwich that is open about what it is.
>>41405780That I do me, that I doExcuse me while I get some coffee at 1 am
>>41405768If this is the powerup then i hope Eail rots in hell for all eternity>>41405780Then he's a fucking asshole and i don't get why he does this goddamned shit when it's obvious it won't fucking end well
>>41405780I hope you meant to post with your trip on, because you look real fucking stupid right now.
>>41405780Trip's on still Eail.
>>41405799It's not the powerup it's just fun>>41405800Been awake for a day again. I typed that halfway in the third person and halfway first
>>41405793So why can't a hotdog be an open-faced sandwich which wants to be special-er.Like a snowflake INSIDE OF A SNOWFLAKE!
>>41405822Yeah "Fun" is apparently putting star wars shit in dragon ball now huh? Why the fuck do you do this kinda shit Eail? honestly it's goddamned fucking bullcrap and you know it
>>41405842Didn't see you complaining when you fought a predatorAnyways, calling the vote
>>41405842Why are you so ass blasted that we can give our kid a sword?Calm the fuck down.
>>41405645>A. Fuck yeah laser sword this is th... my kid woud love it I meanWatch it slice off our fingers because of a cross hilt.
>>41405828If I asked for a sandwich would you give me a hot dog? If I asked for a hot dog would you give me a PB&J?
>>41405828double snowflake all the way!
>>41405851>>41405857Mary sue special snowflake special sword weilding Weabo, That's why
>>41405842>>41405691>>41405452>>41405411>>41405368>>41405306You, chill out. You'll give yourself an ulcer.
>>41405842>>41405799Why are you all so mad about it is my question
>>41405873Nigga you know you're in a DBZ quest right now yes?
>>41405859Then we replace it with a robo-hand to reinforce the Star Wars theme.
>>41405863Actually, yes, probably.And technically, the hot dog is a piece of meat, not the bun-meat combo.When you buy a pack of hot dogs you get a bunch of not!sausages in a vac-sealed baggie. (Yes, they lack skin like sausages, yes they are still relatively similarly shaped, yes I'm high as balls right now.)
>>41405873You have me genuinely interested.Please explain to everyone how giving our kid a sword will make him a "Mary sue special snowflake special sword weilding Weabo"Do you forget that Trunks exists in this setting?
>>41405873dude you are in a dbz quest. we all weaboos here
>>41405842Or you know use it to make our Iron Arcosian suits laser weapons.
>>41405883>>41405887Probably a too-uptight fan of DBZ who thinks that anything that doesn't match up with their expectations is automatically awful, and thus employs a grab-bag of negative literary synonyms to try to discredit anyone who doesn't agree with them.
>>41405907When everyone is a weeaboo....no one is.
>>41405901A special laser sword found in a ruined ancient civ anon! Probably forged by the gods and the only one who can wield it is the chosen one>>41405907I'm talking Naruto levels of Weaboo, That's what this shit is going towards
>>41405901And Yajirobe.Don't forget Yamcha also had a sword when he was a bandit in DB.
>>41405923You're making a lot of assumptions there, anon.And you know what they say about people who assume.
>>41405923Naruto was inspired by DBZ mate. Apples and oranges.
>It's a tieI'll figure this out in a minute when I stop laughing
>>41405942They took the Weaboo levels up to 5000 though and it is not fucking good
>>41405923Maybe its just a sword.
>>41405923>A special laser sword found in a ruined ancient civ anon! Probably forged by the gods and the only one who can wield it is the chosen one>special>implying>You: "I don't like thing, I will thus blow thing so far out of proportion that I sound like I am talking out of my ass because I am. Because I don't like thing."So, literally Hitler?
>>41405970Yeah right, It's a special laser sword found in a place that was forbidden entry except by royalty
>>41406000Give it to Bulma as a gift, revolutionize humanityOr give it to your kid and be the coolest dad ever.Arctus doesn't know how to use a sword a all
>>41406020Bulma, I want it out of reach to the kid forever or else he'll be the mary suest weaboo to probably ever exist
>>41406020Once Arctus learns to utilize his medichlorians he will be able to guide his blade with the force.So he's fine.
>>41406020Oh trust me that won't stop anon's from attempting to learn and use it all the damn time though, Oh yeah trust me we'll never use normal melee again now because of it Eail
>>41406042Eail, methinks you should play up the "special" of this sword just to piss this guy off.He's being a total faggot about it.
>>41406042Give it to Gohan whenever you decide to go back to Earth, I don't usual lurk theses threads, but Gohan's the only one that has sword skills at the moment.
>>41406055>Posting a picture of an awesome swordsmanNow I definitely wanna give it to the kid. Especially if Frieza/Cooler/Cold ends up killing us. Hello. My name is -------, you killed my father. Prepare to die.
Sides have been regained, writing now
>>41406020Probably better to find out the inner workings of it and apply it to the Iron Arcosian suits that we're making for the grunts, or giving it to Bulma to see what she can make of it.A lightsaber is pretty fucking cool. But it suffers from even WORSE limitations than a regular sword, since it draws its energy from a battery or something. That means you can't really charge it with Ki to make it combat worthy without burning the damn thing out. But the underlying technological principles in containing energy to make a cutting edge might be handy in containing other types of volatile energy, or trying to devise a cutting technique for our ki blasts.
>>41406053The laser is refracted over a centillion times and is infused with the souls of every unborn child.
>>41406101Pic finally related?Flying swordsman?
>>41406113Lightsabers also cut through everything, except other lightsabers.
I'm sorry, Eail. I have to.Laser Swords are in DBZ.
>>41406130That's kinda ridiculously overpowered in DBZ isn't it? that means even at our power level we could fight beerus
>>41406130And by proxy, they may not be able to cut through anything with a strong energy field to interfere with the "blade" of the lightsaber.So in other words, every other Ki-user to ever exist. Once you get into the big leagues, you'd be better off figuring out a way how to make your own energy blasts into a blade instead of making a lightsaber.
>>41406147If we could actually hit him.
>>41406147>implying we could land a hit
>>41406147Not even close
>>41406130>and cortosis>and mandalorian iron>and anyone who is sufficiently skilled at using the forceSeriously, Jedi and Sith talented enough can GRAB a lightsaber "blade" with their bare hands, no problem.
>>41406147Look how that worked out for Krillin
>>41406147Every ki-using martial artist uses Ki to strengthen their bodies' defenses. So effectively, every opponent Arctus has to worry about has some form of deflector shields or shit like that.Attempting to cut Beerus with a lightsaber would be akin to trying to cut a knife with a stick of hot butter.
>>41406144Topkek as they say.>>41406147We're in a universe where drinking a glass of magic water gives you the power to blow up the moon.
Holy shit it's a fucking laser sword these things aren't supposed to exist anymore if you had this thing it'd be a freaking... great present for your kid... yes... that is why you are going to take this.Not because you want to play with it later, not at all. You're a responsible adult.That has a laser sword.Betcha those other chosen ones didn't have a freakin' laser sword, some chosen ones they were, no laser swords and all.Being the responsible adult that you are, you clip the thing onto the side of your armor, oh sure you could probably capsule the thing and it'd be safer that way, but you've got a freaking laser sword now, who would want to hide that.Now all you need is a really fancy hat that can tip easily.With this little adventure out of the way, it's time to progress onwards! Through the large stone doors that lay ahead of you, seems like they might open up though if you push hard enough.Or...>A. Go through the doors>B. Explore this room more>C. ZANDATSU THE DOORS>D. Write in
>>41406275>>C. ZANDATSU THE DOORSRULES OF NATURE
>>41406275>>C. ZANDATSU THE DOORSRED SUN!RED SUN OVER PARADISE!
>>41406275>B. Explore this room moreI liked it better when this wasn't sword focused, And guess what now everything is going to be sword focused!
>>41406275>B. Explore this room moreHints for the challenge up ahead might be present in obscure lore in the current room. Or perhaps what we should expect to go through? Or any guardians of any sort?
>>41406275>>C. ZANDATSU THE DOORSSTANDING HERE
>>41406301Try to use the sword in combat, no seriously, I hope you do.Then i get to give you a robot arm
>>41406275>B. Explore this roomMaybe there will be a fashionable piece of headgear
>>41406275>B. Explore this room moreLet's not go full leeroy jenkins yeah?
>>41406275>C. ZANDATSU THE DOORS
>>41406275>B. Explore this room more>>41406316No leave us one armed and have Vegeta leave us, Make everyone miserable
>>41406298I love the Renegade for Life play through by Team 4 Star. Vegeta is hilarious when he gets his Mirai Trunks on.
>>41406275>A. Go through the doors>D. Turn off the sword before you hurt yourselfCmon guys lets not get cuhrazy and do something we will come to regret.
>>41406291>>41406293>>41406298>>41406305>"The memes, Jack!">tfw
>>41406344Would this be more appropriate?Since I sang in it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sat3IIMsFm0
>>41406275>B. Explore this room more>D. Put the sword in a capsule, Best not to risk ourselves or it
>>41406275>C. ZANDATSU THE DOORSMake extra laser sword noises on top of the ones it already makes. Do it.DO IT.
>>41406275>C. ZANDATSU THE DOORSBLADE MODE
>>41406360Bonus points.You get the first functioning batch of
>>41406275>B. Explore this room more
Arctus is gonna lose all his limbs doin' this. And his tail.
>>41406386Who needs Mecha Frieza when you have Mecha ArctusCalling the vote
>>41406386Yup because anon's have to be stupid fucktards
>>41406386>Arctus loses limbs>gets cybernetic limbs>literally programs the muscle memory of swording into his new limbsYes, and?
>>41406275>>C. ZANDATSU THE DOORS
>>41406399No he is going to lose his dick first, No more sex anymore!>>41406391What did i tell you, Now all they think about is using swords!!
>>41406386Or it turns out that the laser sword is ceremonial and doesn't actually have enough power to cut through anything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-OmFsuql3g
>>41406412>robot dickDude, there are no negatives to this.
>>41406412You are so mad.
>>41406417Heh. I'm hoping thats the case.Or it just lost too much power by being 'on' the entire time.
>>41406420You can't feel anything and you don't release sperm anymore because your balls were cut off
>>41406275>>C. ZANDATSU THE DOORSSTRANGER I REMAIN
>We tied again
>>41406417I goddamn hope so, Otherwise Eail better rename this to Dbz sword quest, That's right folks no more alcoholic space lizard!
>>41406430You said dick, not genitals.Sorry, but your stupid is showing.Plus, Arctus is a science GENIUS, so is Bulma.They could -easily- make it sensitive, and even produce viable semen.How salty do you have to be, anon?Damn fedorakin really did kill some families.
>>41406430SO WE MAKE A ROBO SACK WITH NANO-SPERM!
>>41406443That's not how it works anon, If he wanted a tie breaker he would have asked for one
>>41406435Eail.Eail.Friend since day one.Word of advice.Fuck the naysayers. Have fun as well as us.
>>41406444I'm pissed off because now it's going to be one of the main things of the quest now, Sword this sword that sword fucking everything!
>>41406475Not your personal quest faggot
>>41406478Oh great! Now it's officialy going to be sword quest, Fuck all of you i hope you all rot in the firey pits of hell
>>41406475>IMPLYING>OOOHHHHHMAHGERRRRDDDBreh.Chill the fuck out.If you sperg any harder you'll get an aneurism.
>>41406490Dude I feed off you its great.
>>41406491Oh tell me how i'm wrong then? Tell me how every vote from now on won't have a stupid fucking sword option?
>>41406475You really seem to have a vendetta against swords. Was the car that ran over you parents driven by a sword?
>>41406490No offense, you sound like one of those dudes who bailed in Aspiring Emperor quest at the end of the last thread.Sad.
>>41406517I never even fucking read it, Even though i've been tempted to on several occasions
>>41406510Okay, every anon in here, we now have to vote only for sword options, even if it kills us.Mr.Faggot over here has spoken.>HE CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!!
>>41406533Don't derail the quest just to spite another anon. That's sinking down to his level.
>>41406529You sound like you need to take a break from the computer screen.
>>41406529Then don't, you'll throw a bitch fit all the fucking time and start pissing kidney stones the size of my fist.And I have a pretty big fist.>>41406544>What is sarcasm.
Fucking see? I liked it when it was fucking Space Alcoholic Quest and now it's turned into this shit, Have fu nwith oyur metal gear dbz quest assholes
>>41406510Even the sex options?>Especially the sex options. All sword options.You know the more you whine, the more their going to fuck with you right? You keep digging yourself deeper and deeper.If you were like, "Hey guys. I don't think a sword is a viable option for our character, etc. etc." Instead of "Swords are weeaboo shit and don't belong in anything ever."
>>41406549See you space anon.Hope you find greener pastures wherever you go.
>>41406549See you next week!
>>41406549So we're allowed to be Tony Stark in DBZ but push in any other medium and its complete crap. Wowzers.
>>41406549No need to be rude.And yes, I will enjoy it.
>ancient laser sword in cave>character is technophile>ancient laser sword is a technophile's wet dreamWhat is wrong with taking the sword and having fun with it?
>>41406555>Especially the sex options. All sword options.Well for a male most sex options are technically spear actions.
>>41406566Ohhh dude, I want Spike to show up as a martial arts prodigy from bumfuckispace with a fuckhuge PL
>>41406572Wrong thread Eail, this isn't an /sp/ RAE thread.
>>41406580Its really hard to tell if its just one really upset anon or not.
>>41406580Nothing, it's just some anons having a bitch fit.
>Anons getting mad when this is just another shenanigan in a quest whose very title demands shenanigansThis is my favorite thread.
>>41406582I'd be OK with a cameo, but a full character might be a bit much. Although I hope that we get a cameo of some sort of dandy guy somewhere.And also some sort of Arcosian ki master person. Seriously, I get the feeling that Arcosians are so hard to kill because they can practically live off of Ki and nothing else on top of being vacuum-proof and all that.Frieza was gonna die when he got cut in half. But he was pretty much fine after Goku gave him some Ki to live on. I mean, he might not have been able to live a "full" life missing all organs from the waist down, but he seemed like he'd be OK if he got to a ship or something.Could it be possible that at one point, Arcosians were very aware of their abnormal strength through Ki, and had a deep understanding of it and how it interacted with their bodies?
>>41406624I can dig that theory.And cameos I can back. Even if I think Dandy is a shit character, he still makes me fucking laugh.
>>41406624No, they are just very durable and can survive in space, that is their shtick. Like how saiyans get stronger every time they recover from a near beat down or how namekians can regenerate their missing limbs.
Well you know you could techically be the responsible adult and explore this room some more, observe the in depth carvings on the walls, and then go through the doors normally.But that would be REALLY boring wouldn't it?Of course it would, and you're supposed to be the cool parent, gotta make sure the kid's toys work as intended after all, otherwise it might blow up when you aren't paying attention, and that'd be terrible!Picking up the weapon, you flip it over a few times, finding what you think is the ON switch, you give the thing a flick and a beautiful blue blade comes to life in your hands, the soft sounding whirr of it's energy coming off, along with other rather calming sounds when you swing it.As much fun as it is playing around with your new toy though, you need to actually be moving on and getting through this place, time to destroy part of an ancient temple because fuck it!Stepping back, you grab the hilt of the laser sword with both hands, taking a deep breath, you exhale and leap into the sky!Bringing the sword to bare in front of you, you start to slice through the stone as though it was butter against your blazing hot knife, melting away with each of your blows, the hum and noises of the blade are accompanied by your own laser noises as you cut away.What, you're not allowed to have fun?With hundreds of cuts across it's frame, the door starts to split apart, but you aren't done just yet! Jumping off of the wall, you propel yourself up to the roof, sinking the blade into the top of the door and begin to run down it, jumping off right before the end as the fragments begin to fall.Landing in a crouching pose, your finger quickly turns and launches a small blast of energy behind you, causing the door fragments to expode as they slide apart.Your scouter rings, oh... Vegeta..."What the hell did you just do.">A. Nothing...>B. Bzzzt can't... too... static>C. I FOUND THIS FUCKING AWESOME SWORD>D. Write in
>>41406679>>C. I FOUND THIS FUCKING AWESOME SWORD
>>41406679>>B. Bzzzt can't... too... static
>>41406679>D. Make laser sword sounds
>>41406679Forgot the trip oops
>>41406679>B, "I... a... -el." Inject static noises as needed.
>>41406674Oh, I know that they're very durable. But I was trying to get at that part of their legendary durability might stem from an inherent biological relationship to Ki. If a human was cut in half and given Ki, they'd still probably die. I don't think a Saiyan would be able to weather that injury either. Maybe a Namekian would survive, but they'd more likely just regenerate instead of trying to endure.But Frieza, on the other hand, was able to be a snide asshole and muster enough energy for a huge blast after he was cut in half and given energy by Goku. He was certainly convinced he was going to expire or something if he didn't get any energy.
>>41406679>C. I FOUND THIS FUCKING AWESOME SWORD
>Sword drama ends>Thread dies
>>41406610At least two. It has two down votes on the archive.
Lurking for now will vote if it ties though.
>>41406769You have no idea how much that amuses me
>>41406762Not much to talk about.>>41406769Didn't see those nerds complaining when Kaguya got a sword.
>>41406679>B. Bzzzt can't... too... staticLaser sword sounds
>>41406794He never fucking used it though.
>>41406837Yeah he did.And he jobbed because of it.Never used it again.
>>41406776Another tiehttp://www.mangareader.net/berserk/17/69Have fun with the page of berserk I'm on
>>41406851>Not posting loli buttFucking captcha giving me all these comfort foods.
>>41406851 >C you fucks are trying to have nothing but ties all night aren't you
>>41406851Why not do both, with tell Vegeta about the sword, then breaking up when she starts to complain about it?
>>41406679"Oh, you know, found a really cool ancient relic of my people. Took it off the pedastal it was sitting on then these giant guardian things started to attack, had to fight 'em off but I managed to come out ahead in the end." You say to The Princess"You found a laser sword didn't you?""Yes...""You know you can't give that to the kid right? Those aren't the sort of things you can play around with, not until he's grown up, else you're just asking for a lost hand or even worse!" She replies, sounding rather peeved"Bzzzt Sorry... 'Geta... poor... static... Grzzzzt." You fake the noises of interference and even turn the sword back on again to add to the effect that there's something wrong."Call... 'er... 'ove... you." You finish just as she's starting to yell and call you an asshole.Eh, you can always deal with her later."You know she does technically have a point." A voice from behind you says, sounding rather peppy and amused.Ah crap>SPACE ALCOHOLIC QUEST 22 ENDWell that was fun>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest>>Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ie
>>41407032That it was.
Since i'm not going to bed JUST yet, any questions or anything like that
>>41407032We're gonna get Whis'd. See ya next week, Eail.I liked today's session, though I'm suffering a bit from mood whiplash.
>>41407032Hey its...WHIS.Noooo don't take my laser blade Whis!
>>41407066Might run again on friday>>41407071You gonna get Whis'dSO YOU GUYS REMEMBER LAST TIME RIGHTHOW HE DROPPED SO MUCH DANK KNOWLEDGE?NOW WHIS WANTS TO CHILL WITH YOU FOR A WHILE
>>41407064Is Whis going to take our laser sword?
>>41407071>Whis trades us awesome power for the laser sword, calls it "Equivalent Exchange">Arctus: "Equivawut?"Crossover confirmed.
>>41407064How amused was Whis?
>>41407064What is Vegeta doing right now?What is Gohan doing.
>>41407091>not having Arctus turn around with blade on and having Whis stop it with one finger to shut up people, and piss off the laser sword crowd
>>41407094Prolly not>>41407098Is there an FMA quest going on in any fashion?>>41407108He would have held up a score card if he had oen>>41407113Vegeta is admiring crystalsGohan is fighting robots>>41407117Damn, that was a good one
>>41407140>Is there an FMA quest going on in any fashion?I.Eail.I thought you read Kato's quest!
>>41407160I doI thought that was meant in regards to an actual FMA quest that was going on I dont know aboutNot the addition of stuff to DB
>>41407140>Gohan is fighting robotsWat.>>41407140>Is there an FMA quest going on in any fashion?I could tell you, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.
>>41407181Booooooooooooooo.Are we ever going to get a chance to make a giant robot car?
>>41407208YesI'll also give you a chance to teach a dinosaur to ride on a ball
>>41407140Is Whis gonna drop some free martial arts knowledge on us like he did with Goku regarding laser swords?By which I mean he'll point out a glaring flaw by flawlessly executing a simple yet elegant maneuver to take the wind out of our sails and dreams of being an Arcosian swordsman?
>>41407208I've made that joke so many time I don't even know why I keep saying it anymore.
>>41407228>YesBut will it be capable of fighting aliens from afar? And most importantly, will Vegeta and Bulma dig it?
>>41407117>>41407140>Damn, that was a good oneYou know that jedi can do that, too, right?Like, really.In fact, in the shitty wiki, here's an article.And I know there is some artwork from comics or older works that displays this as well, if you want to dig through the wiki for it, they are shit at linking.http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tutaminis
>>41407229I hope so, It was funny for awhile but it's really not Arctus's style
>>41407229Whis probably won't have time to train you, but he'll offer some tips if you ask>>41407247Chicks dig giant robotsI also dig giant robotsDo you dig giant robots?>>41407251>TOR
>>41407251So EU stuff that doesn't technically exist in canon?
>>41407255Fuck I wish Megas XLR continued.FUCKWhat happened to the guys who made it?Are they disbanded or are they hollow shells of their former selves.
>>41407264Actually, plenty of in canon stuff.It just takes place before the Star wars movie timelines.>>41407255>>TORYeah, I get that, I don't want to dig for images on the wiki with names for characters I can't even spell properly.
>>41407255>Chicks dig giant robots.Nice.We dig giant robots.You know the Regis Mach V would make a great villain for us at some point, since it runs on just absorb any kind of tech.
>>41407281As do I>>41407283Fair>>41407294Future enemies you say?
>>41407281Actually, I think I heard something about CN having a panel for Megas XLR that has the creators speaking there at some upcoming event. Not sure what it's all about, though.
>>41407324Anon don't get me hyped, if nothing comes of it I don't think my heart could take it.
>>41407339Well, there's some complicated legal issues around Megas XLR that makes it difficult for CN or whoever to get the rights for it and make a sequel. It had something to do with its funding source. I'd be cautiously optimistic, but keep my hype levels at a minimum.
So who do we want to cross over with first?Kabuya again?Maple?Kaguya somehow?WE NEED ANSWERS TO THIS
>>41407324Source. Motherfucking source.I'd also love for a certain off the wall superhero to get a revival.
>>41407364>KaguyaNOfuck that lazy piece of shit.
>>41407364No serious crossovers until Maple is older.
>>41407375https://twitter.com/GeorgeKrstic/status/623186153017991169Here's the latest thing I could find about it. Maybe I misheard about it being a CN panel.
>>41407395Buuuut what about fun times. We can have fun with that, then GET SERIAS later
>>41407405>12th anniversaryThat's a weird one to commemorate.
>>41407375>there will never be new episodes of any old Stephen Speilberg cartoons>Pinky and the Brain got fucked by the network>Animanics and Freakazoid! just got canceled
>>41407383>LazyLast I checked everyone in his timeline kept depending on the kid to save the day
>>41407064Would there even have been a laser sowrd, if people hadn't flipped their shit at the cave picture with the visible jedi?
>>41407656So pic related?
>>41407643It's funny, two people commented on it, me being one of them.No one "flipped their shit." at most there was sarcasm and a bunch of bullshit being thrown about.Then someone threw a bitchfit.Then there was hotdog discussionthen Eail popped the laser swordTHEN THAT ANON had to be a faggot and bitchbitchbitch in two separate threads.
>>41407694"People" might have been a bit much, I admit
>>41407710Once the first vote popped up for it, there was serious division, I'll give you that.But only a couple were vocal, and they got quiet when the other option won, which is admirable that they didn't bitch.Except anon whose family was murdered by MAXIMUM WEEABOO FEDORAKIN MALLTANA NINJA GENIN CHUNIN SUPER SAND LESBIAN MARY SUES!Like, furreal, that was nuts.
>>41407727It was some advanced autismThat I baited outIT WAS THE ABILITY OF MY STAND
>>41407778That dude was seriously the LEGENDARY SUPER AUTIST!He should make a cameo in one of your quests. Doesn't matter which.Just a dude who wont stop bitching about something VERY particular in a very specific fashion.
>>41407836He can team up with Hitler during Fusion RebornWeird question and I'm not bitching but at #22 hadn't Kaguya finished up Namek with how fast he flew through shit?Meanwhile we really haven't done an equivalent
>>41407846We replaced Namek with space adventures.
>>41408291eh, is it really an equivalent exchange?We should go back to earth after Arcosia is over, but before Frieza.Get a chance to actually relax and reflect before charging into danger
>>41409028>plot arc away in space fighting aliens and unlocking a powerup at the endIf we count current Arcosia trip as part of it, yes.I mean, we obviously going to do Frieza later and I fully expect it to be on actual Namek.However it is bound to be much shorter arc than canon or Chuckles' Nameks: we do not have instant powerups, we are training in advance and bringing it all to bear at once, so we skip a lot of minion-fighting and blaze straight to Frieza.
>>41409303Seems to be Arctus' style doesn't it?Subterfuge, strategy, thinking things out before flying in head first.Not exactly the typical DBZ protag.He plans for his power from the get go, and doesn't try to rely on the 'chance' of overpowering his enemy.It'll be interesting to see how something like that may affect the future battles like Cell or Majin BuuThe fact that even with the emperium he was only interested in the big bad rather than working his way through their minions is a lot different than how Goku or Kabuya would handle it too.Path of least resistance