Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarroTali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bC Tali's Notes: http://pastebin.com/XW3TrhfR Journel Entry #22: Just got back from my first dragon ride! I didn't know how I was gonna do it but the orb was unusually helpful.>Tali's notes have been updated! If you have any new spells you want to add to Tali's spell list please post them and they'll be reviewed at the end.<
>>41436584I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
>Tali hops off of Faelanerium. Thanks to a ward amulet from Ryuko that dragon's poisonous flames don't hurt the young elf. She does warn, however, that this will only protect him from the minor flames caused by riding a dragon. If she wanted to she could still probably kill him at any moment.>The first ride was a small one. Just a lap around the school. Tali had to spend all of his alm just to get her to do that.1/2
>>41436584Yo! Tali we saw you flying! What did we miss.
>>41436611SO HAVE I!
>>41436584>>41436643What? No. HA HA. We were here the whole time.The Red Orb definitely wasn't replacing us and giving better advice, no way.
>>41436699This looks like LimeBreaker's work. Where is the penis?
>>41436699Looks like everyone's caught a case of the mothwaifus.
>>41436720Inside the orb
>>41436641Bribe her with delicious sweet foods instead.Okay, so we're gonna need a bottle or something to collect the syrup in....
>>41436641>The flames around Faelanerium vanish and with a puff she's back to her much smaller, humanoid, form. Her fluffy tail sways gently behind her as she stares at Tali.>Ryuko walks up to Tali and pats him on the back."That," She says, "Was the easy part. Anyone can bribe a dragon for a ride. Now you gotta get her to give you one for free. As her rider.""And how do I do that?""It's different for everyone. Some continue giving payments, some become friends. I had to wrestle Shenenerium before she would let me ride her. So, I'll leave you two alone for now. I mean, I'll still be around to make sure she doesn't throw you out of the school but don't expect all that much help. This is something you gotta do.">Ryuko backs away from Tali and the dragon. The dragon still stares at him, almost expectantly.
>>41436748BOND WITH HER TALI, TOUCH HER TAIL! LET HER LICK YOU!
>>41436748Touch fluffy tail
>>41436748want to play on the beach?
>>41436748Hug and kiss.
>>41436748You're delicious, let her lick you instead.
>>41436720in the other version.
>>41436748MAKE FRIENDS! IT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT!Compliment her tail and her poison
>>41436748Start brushing up on your dragon anatomy, boy. You may have to go deep for this one.In her vagina.
Use us on her.Also, do you think we can get some notes on what other people of Tali at some point Larro as well as Ceera's entry?
give her a taste if your syrup.
>>41436748Don't be a bitch. Walk right up to that dragon and do Tali things.
Okay Tali now most of these you can ignore for the moment but the one that's a ward against poison you might want to look at. It's kinda immediately relevant.
>>41436706red orb can only tell you how to achieve a goal. we the blue orb give goals to achieve. if you have no ambition, the red orb is completely useless.
>>41436748Hmm... I can think of two ways to go about this.The first is to talk to her and try to get to know her. Find some common ground.The second is to convince her that you'll be good to have around. Like massaging her weary muscles, for instance.I'd go with the first one, since I don't think we're large or heavy enough to ease her muscle pains. Let's talk to her about the flight. Did she like flying? Has she been on any other flights that she enjoyed? What does she like best about them?
>>41436748Hiya, Tali! We learned some things while you were with the boring orb! Like, you should never put us on a comatose body. Ever. We have no way to filter out bad ideas of what to do and will end up punching and suplexing people.We got Tessa to save Lily from drowning, but Anita took credit for it and is planning on extorting the poor girl for artifacts or something. She did get Lily to promise to be nicer to you, though.Oh, and we saw Anita's eyes! She has ceer eyes. They're pretty.Um, I don't know what to do with Faelanerium, though. What does she want to do? Are there any games she likes to play that someone small and squishy like you can do with her?
>>41436914>the boring orbthe borb
Is this thing on?
Now that Tali has gotten laid, where do we go from here?I feel like the dog who just caught the car he was chasing.
pet her and say she did a good job.
>>41436965Get more laid
Larro seems to be having trouble with 4chan at the moment.
>>41436748Head pats, head pats always work
>>41436965chase another car obviously, you're not a very good dog are you?
>>41436748ask her if she wants to be best friends, then offer a hug. if that doesn't work try scratching behind her horns, dragon love that shit
>>41436965We free Mistress V from behind the wall and bend the book to our will
>>41436965pop more cherries.also collect more waifu orbs.
>>41436965Build a harem super sentai team of course.
>>41436748>>41436914>Like, you should never put us on a comatose body. Ever.No, no. Come on, you should totally be on the look out for bodies to put us on. You just need a way to institute Democracy mode. An interpreting artifact or spell that can tally up our voices and enact the most agreed upon thoughts.
>>41436809What...I thought we agreed to not talk about vaginas anymore? I distinctly remember this conversation just a few minutes ago.>>41436914That's, what? What were you guys doing in a comatose body?And Anita has Ceer eyes? Like... Like Vaisi? Is that good?>>41436776>>41436773>>41436817>Tali walks up to Faelanerium, circle behind her to reach that tail. He starts petting it and running his fingers through the soft fur. It feels divine and smells like... Hot sand..? He can't quite put his finger on it.>He then hears Faelanerium speak up."Tali" She says.>He nearly jumps when he hears that voice. That's the first thing she's said directly at him. Her voice sounds far more mature than what he expected it to be."Uhm... Hey.""Why are you touching my tail?""... It's very soft and nice?""... Thank you.""So... Did you enjoy the flight? I thought it was amazing.""It was nice. You're small and light. I barely felt you."Progress!Not quite sure what to talk to a dragon about, though!
>>41436965collect the other orbs before anita can, then battler her for the red one. then we just get tali to fuse us all together and take our true form of Orb King
>>41437140>I thought we agreed to not talk about vaginas anymore? I distinctly remember this conversation just a few minutes ago.That was reddy again buddy
>>41437140Pat fluffy head
>>41437140Dangit Tali. You should have asked first!That's like touching an Elf's ears without asking!
>>41437167I like this idea, this is a good idea.Also we still need to remove Book Kebab
>>41437140Just talk about hobbies and stuff?Treat her like a normal person really.
>>41437140a few minutes ago we swapped minds with anita's red orb. red orb is no fun, demanding talk of vaginas to stop, PLEASE, did you really think we would say that. ask if there is anything specific/rare she wants or wants to do.
>>41437140>Not quite sure what to talk to a dragon about, though!Their hoard, obviously
>>41437140so what's it like being a dragon, besides being huge and awesome like all the time
>>41437140>And Anita has Ceer eyes? Like... Like Vaisi? Is that good?It isn't, really, in case you care about her turning into a ceer. Also, keep talking the the dragon, you're doing good. Admire her horns, dragons can be really vain about those.
>>41437140That was unwise, but it worked out, so okay. We've found a common ground. Ask her if she goes on joyflights often, and if she has a favorite flight.
>>41437140so do you have a hoard? I have a small one myself after completing a dungeon but if you ask me quality is better over quantity
>>41437140>Ceer eyes? Like... Like Vaisi? Is that good?Of course it's not good, it means they're way more into the Ceer corruption process than you are.Ask what you would need to do to form a lifebond with her. Money isn't gonna work, since you wasted all your alm on your first flight. You could romance the Dragon, but I'm not sure if you'd be willing to go through with that.
>>41437140swim through her tail fur
>>41437167>Orb Kingthen we can travel the world with a party of adventurers and do cool stuff. Tali can be the elf, every party needs an elf
>>41437140We told you, tali. We suplexed Anita. It was awesome. Also we saved somebody's life, I guess.
>>41437140Tali, this is very important. While you're talking keep petting her while moving towards her head, then go for the head pats. Trust me on this one
>>41437140>I thought we agreed to not talk about vaginas anymore? I distinctly remember this conversation just a few minutes ago.What? No. That was the boring, non-lewd red orb. Come on, Tali, it should be easy to tell the difference between us. I really want to know how the conversation led up to that, though. I mean, you never talk about vaginas with us.
>>41437140Why were we talking about vaginas a few minutes ago?
>>41437140Tali, as Fael is deadly poisonous you are going to have to start regularly intaking the venom in small amounts to build immunity. Otherwise she could sneeze and accidentally kill you one day.
>>41437116>DemocracyYes. Just create the Dome artifact and everything will be fine.
>>41437140Possible methods for bribery: join the dungeoneering club, get some loot. Unfortunately you probably can't do that right now because I think everyone is still at the beach?
>>41437477>Dome artifactFilthy Dome scum, this is why we can't have nice things. Praise the Helix.
>>41437140Ask her about her sex life. It's pretty much the first time in your life you've been able to contribute to that whole conversation!
>>41437140Talk to her about wrestling. Suplexes in particular.
>>41437140Can we use comfy magic while we touch fluffy tail?
We should learn uncomfy magic in case we ever need it
>>41437186Ah!>He takes his hands off her tail.>>41437229>>41437362>>41437304I should have figured...Why did you suplex Anita, though? I... What happened in the hour we were separated?>>41437322That would involve climbing up her tail, scaling her back, and then reaching her head.>>41437275>>41437230"So... Do you have a hoard?"I seriously hope that's not a racist question."I do. It's not very big, though. Would you like to see it?""Sure.">Faelanerium stands up and walks over to the dragon caves. She leads Tali down a tunnel and into a small carved out chamber. He notices that the room and tunnel look like the rock was melted and scooped away.I guess they expand their home.>She stops when they get near a hoard of gold and artifacts.Oh my god.>She sifts her hand through the gold, gently rearranging it until it's a shape she's satisfied with. She then takes out the small bag of Alm Tali gave her and places it onto the pile.THIS is considered a little?"This is amazing...">She smiles and breathes out a small tuft of flame."You say that because you are small. This isn't all that much." She shrugs but it's clear she has great pride in her hoard."No, really. I don't think I've ever seen this much treasure in one place.""Well... I have been gathering since I was old enough to. I even have a few Ceer artifacts in there. This one time Cleopherane tried to steal it so I broke one of her ribs off.""That's... wow.""Then I took her stuff. It's right here.>She points to a spot off to the side.>Tali can see a jumble of magical artifacts and gold.Just a handful of this pile would set me for years..."Do you have a hoard?" She asks."Me? Well... A bit from doing a dungeon but it's way way smaller than this.""You should get one. There is nothing quite like sleeping while curled around a pile of treasure.">She goes on for a while about the benefits of having a big hoard.1/2
>>41437957>That would involve climbing up her tail, scaling her back, and then reaching her head.yes, and?
>>41437957>Why did you suplex Anita, though? I... What happened in the hour we were separated?One of the body-controlling people wanted to take a body-controlling break to go hang out in the ocean with her people, and we wanted to see what would happen if we got hooked up to the leftover body, and the answer is it turns out every little crazy thing one of us says actually gets done. And like, one voice said to suplex anita.
>>41437957shit, tali, you might want to take notes.DO we need a hoard? Is this the true way to sleep?
>>41437957is taht an Orb i see on top?
>>41437957>>She goes on for a while about the benefits of having a big hoard.I am now imagining her wearing a suit and giving Tali a lecture on finance.
>>41438048>"Well... I have been gathering since I was old enough to. I even have a few Ceer artifacts in there. This one time Cleopherane tried to steal it so I broke one of her ribs off."
>>41437957Who is Cleopherane? Another dragon? Which Ceer artifacts? We know a Ceer and have an interest in the subject, maybe she could tell us about them?
>>41437957That's weird. Fuwa has never mentioned the comfy associated with sleeping in a massive pile of precious things. Maybe we should ask her about it later.Right after we get relationship advice from Tessa, and steal a look at Argen's notes.
>>41437957politely ask if we could talk to the other artifact.
>>41437957>Why did you suplex Anita, though?Because Solia asked Anita to guard her body, and then Anita made the mistake of putting us on it and needed to learn a lesson.
>>41438029I feel like the answer to that is yes, but that Tali would need to hoard a different thing. Like girls. Gold is just not that comfy.
>>41437957>"You should get one. There is nothing quite like sleeping while curled around a pile of treasure."Tell her that we're trying to get more treasure and ask if she wants to do a SUPER DUNGEON EXPLORE with us.
>>41437957Look her closely in the eye. She's fine, isn't she?
>>41438153As long as it doesn't turn into DARKEST DUNGEON on us...
Do you think she'd let Tali fuck her hoard?
>>41437957>Why did you suplex Anita, though?Because it was funny we could get away with it. We're an insane artifact. People expect this shit from us. If you could get away with suplexing people, you totally would too.
Guys, please don't suplex anymore people..."So what Ceer stuff do you have exactly?">She stops talking about hoard comfort benefits for a moment and begins to sift through her stuff."Hmm... Crystals, necklaces, garments, and a stick..." She fixes the pile."Wow. It really is a nice hoard. You have a lot of really cool things in there. I mean, even Ceer artifacts. Those are super rare. And so much gold and-">There's a loud thump as Faelanerium drops to the floor next to him. He can hear a purring sound and see her tail swaying."Tell me more about how nice my hoard is~."
>>41437957Has she identified all those artifacts? We could help with that!... maybe
>>41438353Tali's gonna get laid again
>>41438353Keep complimenting her hoard, Tali! Tell her you'll help her increase it if she lets you ride her!
>>41437957>Why did you suplex Anita, though? I... What happened in the hour we were separated?Well, Lily got caught in a riptide and almost drowned. Anita was going to leave her be, but we eventually managed to pester her into telling someone.
>>41438353ITS SO SHINEY SO MUCH YELLOW LIKE WE'RE IN THE SUN BEFOR WE TURN IT INTO ICE CREAM!
>>41438353Calling it a hoard should be criminal, this is more than a mere hoard, it is a true treasury worthy of gods and kings!
>>41438353You heard the woman, Tali. Tell her how nice her hoard is. Tali, brace your hips for Dragon Snu-Snu. She looks ready to pounce.
>>41438353Compliment the sword. Maybe she got it off an adventurer with spikey hair. Also now that her head is close, head pats.Congrats Tali, you are winning the affections of a dragon. Mastering the most dangerous game.
>>41438353damn dragon girl, why u so qt!?
>>41438393Do this but don't phrase it like that, say that you wish the two of you could go on adventures together so that you could start your own horde and hers could get bigger
>>41438353Well, you can hardly inspect it properly when it's all clumped up like that, can you? Gotta spread it a bit to see if anything small and truly valuable has slipped down to the bottom.
>>41438353Keep whispering sweet nothings about her massive loot pile and give her a face hug but without the rapey throat eggs.
>>41438353>Guys, please don't suplex anymore people...That wasn't the only thing that happened, you know. We also saved Lily's life.
>>41438353oh baby, I'll tell you how nice your hoard is all night long
>>41438353give the lady what she wants i guess.also, deploy head pats if given permission.If you start running out of things to compliment about her hoard, maybe steer the conversation towards what other things she likes doing.
>>41438353>Guys, please don't suplex anymore people...No promises.
scratch her eyebrows. 'can i scratch here?' and then scratch away. and keep going on and on about her hoard. and tell her you are a boy and think she is pretty.
>>41438353Tali, your goal is within reach at last. GO FOR THE HEAD PATS
>>41438353Well, we'd like to, but there are just so many treasures it's hard to know where to start! What does she think is the best treasure in the hoard?
>>41438353>Guys, please don't suplex anymore people...I promise to suplex more people.
>>41438353>Guys, please don't suplex anymore people...got it Tali, suplex more people. message received
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41438485Rolling for it.
>>41438353>Ceer stickI want it.
>>41438353it is WAY BIGGER THAN ME.I mean, seriously. I can't even lift a fraction of it.
>>41438353I wonder if she's ever tried to make a gold-castle. Like a sandcastle, except with gold. And artifacts.Shit would be so cash.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41438485roll for head pats
>>41438576You am play gods.
>>41438353its so big i could literally swim in it, and such quality loot as well, I bet even the Dungeoneering club wouldn't have anything rivaling this and they're some of the best I've ever seen
>>41438353BEST IDEA! 99c has a store right? See if Fael will agree to giving people rides and allowing tail naps for Alm. We'll split it so Fael gets half of what we make and Tali/99c get 25%.I suggest we tell Fael about the split up front for the sheer fact that she's a dragon, she probably has max level accounting and it'll build trust instead of lying to her.
>>41438576No you fool. If we create more gold, it will lessen the value of existing gold by reducing its rarity!
>>41438612Only if people find out. You wouldn't tell, would you?
>>41438612then find the rune for platinum and create that, then sell if for MORE gold
>>41438353>Guys, please don't suplex anymore people...You can't tell us what to do, we tell you what to do. And we say we should Suplex MORE people.
>>41438603Stop trying to pimp out best dragon.
>>41438353Hey, do you think we could put together a shrinking spell? Perhaps we should make an enlarging spell and use it as a starting point. Could we combine the Amplify rune with the runes of all the various body parts?
What if we did a spell of convert poison+fire to gold and had her firebreath it?
>>41438646We might have to learn flesh crafting runes from Flora to build our shrink grow spells.
>>41438642It's not pimping, it's a legitimate business transaction.They already ferry stuff to and from the school for cash, this is just expanding the operation.
>>41438353A Ceer stick? Tali has one artifact that is good for identifying what other artifacts do. Not us, orange. We're too lazy to identify things. Maybe we could tell her more about how amazing all her Ceer artifacts are?
>>41438623>Only if people find out. You wouldn't tell, would you?As a part of the orb of bad ideas, I cannot say.
Rolled 14 (1d20)rolling to ask her if we can use our artifact identifier on her Ceer stuff
>>41438404>>41438451>>41438468>>41438501>>41438512>>41438635Guys, come on... Please...>>41438646Do I even want to know why such a spell needs to exist?"It's really big. Way bigger than me. In fact, I think it might even be bigger than the Dungeon Diving Club's.">She moves a bit closer."Go on~""It glitters and shines as brilliantly as the sun. In fact, it's criminal to even call this a hoard. No, it's a treasure worthy of kings and gods.">Her purring intensifies. Tali reaches forward and begins to pet her head. She closes her eyes and leans into his hands.I think I'm winning."I think if we work together we could even make it bigger.""Oh?""Yeah. We could do dungeons together. Get lots of stuff. There's so many opportunities. Your collection is already great but... Why not make it even better?""Yes... It could certainly stand for some expansion. Mmm... Right there.">Tali keeps rubbing her head."You know, I could tell you what some of these artifacts do, if you want.""Is that so?""Yeah. I have something that can do that.""Mmm... But that means I'd have to rearrange everything. It's just as I want it right now."
>>41438937What if one of the artifacts makes finding more treasure easier
>>41438937Cynthia, go away. HQ is over. MAQ's time is now.
Hey Ceera, since you seem to enjoy Tali's company, how about keeping him Elf a bit longer?Would something like this work? The "negate void" aspect is probably not needed, since you mentioned that we simply siphon their element. Tali could probably maintain this on his own, right?There's no telling how he'll turn out as a Ceer, especially considering how we have acted on him>>41438937Tali, look left. You have another dragon(?) stalking you.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>41438937Rolling to suplex Tali.We should probably check those artifacts. After a bit more rubbing though.
>>41438937Who's that Dragon peeping in the background? Shouldn't mess with her collection, Tali. Some people prefer their rooms a certain way, in this case, her hoard.
>>41438937But then you can put the most valuable one on display!heck you can even CHARGE people to see the artifacts!
>>41438937but dragon qt, knowing what they do would only show just how much better they are. do any of the other dragons know what their artifacts even do, don't think so
>>41438937sure, once we get a whole bunch more it will need to be re-arranged to fit the new ones in, we can check them then. give her a kiss on the cheek!
>>41438937>That peeking around the corner.Milfdragon is watching us flirt with her daughter. Naughty Ara~Ara~
>>41438937huh, someone is around the corner to your left? Might be another dragon seeing as it has a tail.
>>41438937Well at the very least we can figure out the ones that are already visible.
>>41438937WATCH OUT, TALI! POTENTIAL HORDE-THIEF INBOUND!Good news, though. Defend the pile from this pilferer and Fael is as good as yours.
>>41438937Go to the next base, touch her horns.
>>41438937Tali quick, seal the deal by confronting the potential hoard thief, establish you place in her heart. or maybe she's just jealous of your great head pats and wants some for herself
>>41438937>"Mmm... But that means I'd have to rearrange everything. It's just as I want it right now."What about when you get even more artifacts, though? Your hoard won't stay like that forever; someday, it'll grow enough to fill the cavern!And in the mean time, we can help her know just how valuable her treasures are, to see things that no normal person could tell just by looking. Then if anyone else tries to tell her that it's not that impressive, she'll know just what makes it special.
>>41439060she's still too young for that!
>>41438937Thief inbound! protect the hoard
>>41438937Tali, TALI! listen to me closely. go for the horn
>>41438937The only way you're going to avoid more suplexing is to not give us an opportunity.We can check the hoard later if she doesn't want to do it now.
>>41438937Back away from my dragon waifu's hoard you big meanie! I'll snap your fukin rib off, swear on me mum
Do we really need to know what's in her hoard? Let's leave stealing from a dragon's hoard to ring-bearing half-pints, I say.
>>41439192it was so we could tell her what was in horde
>>41439192What if one of the artifacts is some kind of hammerspace thing filled with more gold? She'd fucking love us if we figured out her hoard had extradimensional expansion.>>41438937CHECK IT!
>>41438937Who's that snooping on your hoard?
"I understand. I just figured it would be easier to show off the one that's the best. Or maybe you'll find one that can give you even more treasure.">Tali reaches up to get to her horn. She obliges by leaning her head down and giving him access to it. As soon as he starts rubbing there her purring gets even louder, a soft hum that fills the room. Her tail moves with a bit more strength."Mmm... You think so..? I have a few off to the side. You can see those if you want.">>41439335>>41439104>>41439075>>41439031!?1/2
>>41439395Random Encounter GO!
>>41439395This is getting lewd.
>>41439395Tali, Tali! Ask her if you can have her poison drool.
>>41439395Almost there, now just ask to climb onto her head so you can reach both horns.
>>41439395DON'T PANIC! This person hasn't done anything threatening, and we don't want to send an angry dragon after them for no reason.Just say, "oh, hey, there's someone else here". That will call attention to them without escalating anything.
>>41439395>Tali stops petting her and looks toward the entrance of the cave. Faelanerium makes a complaining groan and gets up. She sees the intruder and immediately jumps to her feet. The sudden movement disturbs her hoard pile, sending some of the treasure from the top tumbling down.>The two of them see who it is now.>It's Shenenerium. She watches the two of them for a moment longer before focusing her stare directly on Tali, moves her tail slowly across her own neck, and then walks away."Hmph... Silly mother. Scared me. Ah! My pile!">She crawls over to it. It's all scattered about now.
>>41439776offer to help rebuild it
>>41439776oh jesus talidid you make her angry?
>>41439776Welp, watch out for mama dragon, Tali.Don't wanna lose your neck.
>>41439776Well, as long as it's all out in the open now, we might as well use the scanning artifact on her things. And help her put it back together, if she trusts us enough to do that.Wait, are we sure that's her mother? Scan her too. And maybe use a "Detect Dragon" spell to see if she registers.
>>41439776HER HOARD! She really liked it that way, Tali. Use this as an opportunity to appraise some of those Ceer artifacts.
>>41439776oh good, for a moment I thought we had something to worry about. Anyways help Faelanerium rebuild her hoard.
>>41439776Ah~ She didn't like what you were doing to her daughter.
>>41439776Tali, before you jump to conclusions, you should see if that gesture has the same meaning in human/elven customs than it does in Dragon customs.
>>41439776Help her rebuild it, maybe scan some of those artifacts while you're at it.
>>41439835no, its "break her heart and i will end you" not "don't do that"
>>41439776help the dragon rebuild her hoard, show off some of the famous elven aesthetic sense
>>41439776Help rebuild it.
>>41439776That's... not so good.Help Faela rebuild her hoard pile. If she lets you touch it, that is.
>>41439776I'm... not sure how to take that
>>41439776Why, that's just the universal dragon gesture for hugs!...around your throat.
>>41439776well I think we've sold the mother at least, you don't usually get the "If you do anything to hurt my child you're dead" look until its a sure thing. Good work Tali
>>41439909>>41439806she just wants to make sure we don't break her little girl's heart.
>>41439776Don't touch her hoard! That's like 11th base for dragons!
>>41439971>That's like 11th base for dragons!>what about step 14>DON'T YOU DARE!>But I was just>DO NOT DO STEP 14
>>41439951Or she'll shank you as soon as you're out of her daughters sight. Since that's what she actually implied.
>>41440024>shank>moves her tail across her neck slowlypretty sure that's wrong
"Your mom mad at me..?""Hmm? No. Maybe. She's confusing at times.">She sighs as she stares at the hoard."Do you need help fixing it?""No... I mean... Maybe. Just... I can do it.">She goes over to the hoard of gold and begins to rearrange it. The whole thing seems completely random to Tali but it's clear the dragon knows exactly what she's doing.>She stops partway through and slides a few items towards Tali."These are the Ceer artifacts." She says. "Can you see what they do?">Lying in front of him is a few pieces of clothing, a crystal, an orb, and a stick.You guys do the identifying, right? I don't know... I'm worried you guys might break again or something. These are untested artifacts.
>>41440047No. Pretty sure that's what it means.
>>41440068Don't worry, we got this. 'Cept maybe that other orb, not sure I like the look of him.
>>41440068black orb first, possible rival detected
>>41440068Use the fat nerd, you noodly elf fuck. That's why he's here, so we can point him at things and he can tell us what they are from a distance. Don't actually touch him to them though, I don't trust him.
>>41440068Use (b)orange on them. If he sucks, use us on them.
>>41440068Wake that nerd orange orb up, scan the black orb first.
>>41440068>black orbOrb of REALLY Bad Ideas
>>41440068uhh, that's orange. poke him and make him wake up.
>>41440068Give us everything but the orb. Do a danger analysis with orange on him first.
>>41440068test the orb
>>41440068Put us on the ground, then pile all of the others on top of us.Your own little temporary Ceertifact hoard.
>>41440068>Black OrbGAS THE UGLY COLORSORB WAR NOW
>>41440068>Black OrbHe's the niggest.
>>41440068Test them all
>>41440068Let's do one at a time to be safe. I'll leave the orb for last, since those tend to be sentient.[identify wand/knife-like thing on far right]>>41440096[cancel command]
>>41440068>You guys do the identifying, right? I don't know... I'm worried you guys might break again or something. These are untested artifacts.only way to find out is to try so lets go for it.
>>41440068touch us to the orb
>>41440068>You guys do the identifying, right? I don't know... I'm worried you guys might break again or something. These are untested artifacts.okay wow Tali, where's the trust? I'm mean we're not THAT bad... okay maybe we are sometimes but never with artifacts that could potentially kill/maim you. Those decisions are all you buddy
>>41440068Identify the Master Orb forged in secret by Ceerron first.
>>41440068The black orb! Our nemesis!
>>41440068> an orbLet's check that first. Orb team must grow.
>>41440150all ceer artifacts can be sentient. remember book?with orbs, you know how it is, they're safest, worryingly
>>41440068We can check them out, might want to be careful though, some of them could be dangerous.
>>41440068Have orange check them first. If he doesn't make it sound dangerous to touch then touch us to it to see if he's being forced to hide something.
>>41440214>>41440068In fact, we should be in contact with Orange the whole time, so we can pick up on anything he's not supposed to say to Elementals.
>>41440068Get Orange to do a quick check first. That's sensible
>>41440259>sensiblefuck off, red scum
>Tali pulls out the Orange Orb.<[Hello, master! Oh dear. There are a lot of dangerous things.Ceer Artifact: Orb of Domination. Threat Level: 98. Potential dangerous abilities: Unknown. Sentient. Recommended course of action? Leave alone. Can not work without someone using it.First piece of clothing. Ceer Artifact: Brassiere of the Bear. Threat Level: 0 Potential dangerous abilities: None.Cloak. Ceer Artifact: Cloak of True Vanishing. Threat Level: 0. Potential dangerous abilities: None.Crystal: Ceer Artifact: Greater Mana Gem. Threat Level: 0. Potential dangerous abilities: None.Wand: Ceer Artifact: Thomahar's Wand. Threat Level: 5. Potential dangerous abilities: Moves magic. Can potentially move master's illusions.Green Dragon. Threat Level 45. Potential dangerous abilities: It's like a dragon but also venomous. Recommended course of action? Flee.Blue Dragon. Threat Level 70.Potential dangerous abilities. See above but replace venom with lightning. Also, seems to be watching master closely.Can I do anything else for master?]>
>>41440411o hey the bra they makes tits grow
>>41440411Touch us to the orb, we shall dominate the dominator!
>>41440411Try out the cloak, crystal and brassiere.
>>41440411THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE BADASS ORB LET ME FUCK HIM UP
>>41440411does the black orb's abilities include deploying straps from the sides?
>>41440411Turn off Orange now. The Cloak, Wand and Crystal are all pretty useful. Ask Fael if you can have them. >Brassiere of the BearMight be useful if you wanted to wear a bra, Tali. Might buff your strength to be like a bear's? >Orb of DominationDO NOT WEAR THIS ORB, LET US INTERACT WITH IT FIRST
>>41440411Have Orange Orb assess the mother dragon's body language and stuff as best as it can.
>>41440411>Can I do anything else for master?]>How can someone use that black orb?
>>41440475You are thinking of an Orb of Silence>>41440411Touch us to the bra and wand, I want a better idea of what they do.
>>41440411But Brorange, what DOES the bra do? We have a friend who wanted it.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41440411Rub the domination orb on the green dragon.
>>41440411DO NOT ask to have any of this stuff.Press us to everything except the black orb to get more details
>>41440411They sound pretty lame, what is the "Orb of Domination" supposed to do anyway?
>>41440411Touch us to Dom orb
>>41440411explain what they do, and warn that the black orb will try to control whoever uses it. it's ranked and stupidly dangerous. may need to bring in a ceer to make sure it doesn't hurt someone.ask ceera about it.
>>41440485>Turn off Orange now. The Cloak, Wand and Crystal are all pretty useful. Ask Fael if you can have them.Asking a dragon if you can take stuff from its hoard? Yeah, real great idea there.
>>41440411We should prrrrrobably tell our new dragon friend what they all do as well. It may be for the best if the black orb stays protected in a hoard. Potentially consider asking to borrow some of the others some of the time. And touch us to everything but the black orb, then we can consider it for last, maybe.
>>41440411>Ceer Artifact: Orb of DominationHey Orange, could we use this against Vaisi's book? Together with the whip, we might be able to wrest away its control.
>>41440411>>41440463TRY NOTHING. TOUCH NOTHING. DO NOT FUCK WITH FAIL'S HORDE WITHOUT ASKING HER.Seriously it's like you dudes have never worked with dragons before.Tell Fail what the artifacts are, and ask if we can try things if we absolutely must. Asking to have/keep things is a no-go.
>>41440532It's powers are that it's the niggest. Fuck it probably wears it's host sideways.
>>41440411Remember the goal, free dragon rides.
>>41440411Touch us to everything but the orb.Orange, the green dragon is Faelanerium. Tali is a dragon rider now, and they are friends. Tali has also been doing possibly lewd things to her, like rubbing her horns.The blue dragon is Shenenerium. She is Faelanerium's mother.Please reevaluate the threat levels of the dragons.
>>41440411Don't ask the lady for treasure after your first peep, jeez. Do recommend she keep the Cloak of True Vanishing under careful protection, since it could help a potential horde-thief escape.
>>41440551Seconding.Let's not get greedy here guys, we're not here for loot, we're here for Waifu.
>>41440544we can probably trade. get a bunch of stuff from the dungeon and let her pick which she wants in exchange for some of hers. obv we will take a price hit. like, pure money we give her 200% value compared to what she gives us but it would make her happy.
>>41440411FORM LOOT-TRONYou might wanna pile on some gold for the rest of it.
>Tali starts picking them up and pressing the Orb against them in turn.>[Brassiere of the Bear. Amplifies physical aspects of the wearer. Created by #($*@(#) the Ceer after being bullied by a Human.Cloak of True Vanishing: Causes the wearer to cease to exist. Wearer still maintains a presence in the world that can only be seen by those with True Sight. When the cloak is removed they will exist once more.Thomahar's Wand: Moves and relocates magic. Can transfer spells that would normally be nontransferable. Like moving the flames off of a flaming sword or placing a ward on another object.Greater Mana Gem: Created to generate it's own mana and store the users. Any mana stored within the gem is amplified.]>Tali's actions seem to get Faelanerium's attention. She moves over and looks at him examining all the items."So, what do they do?">He tells her."Hmm... Well, that is interesting. Can you put them over by the right?"Seems she doesn't really care what their powers are...And I would feel pretty bad asking her for any of these things. Also, she -is- a dragon. That might not be wise.Maybe we can trade? I do have a few items.
>>41440799Aye, lay out your collection. We might be able to barter some of our junk for hers.
>>41440799>Maybe we can trade? I do have a few items.Best to just let sleeping dragons lay, as it were.
>>41440799Trade that worthless pimp staff of yours that did whatever to the brassiere.
>>41440799No no no just put them on the right, ask for trades once you are better friends
>>41440799You should totally wear the bra, just for the gag effect. Then return it to the pile.Also to try real non-illusion boobs on yourself. Might help your illusion y'know?
>>41440799we need the wand, we can dispel book from vaisi
>>41440799Set out your collection of tradeables and ask her if she wants to trade any ceer artifactsSometimes trading can just be a transaction, but for precious things it can be a sign of friendship!
>>41440799You use all your items, though, don't you?
>>41440799Trade once you're better friends. Right now you're building trust and you don't want her to think you're just here to get at her Horde.
>>41440799I wonder if we could use the wand to transfer the effect of ceer corruption
>>41440799But we did not touch the orb
>>41440799Nah, they're all useless.
>>41440799well, warn her that if someone grabs stuff and puts on the cloak they could escape without being caught. so it should be wrapped up to make it hard to put on when they are trying to escape.try for the mana gem. sounds like a great item. see if anything you are willing to trade is enough for it. if she asks why you want it, it's because you are samll and have no where near as much mana as she does, so it would let you cast better and stronger spells.
>>41440869probably not, but we might be able to halt any ongoing effect
>>41440885It's kinda gay when orbs touch
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41440799Just put em in LOOT-TRON formation on the right.
>>41440799We need to secure our bond with her before trying to get anything from her hoard. You saw how she was when we started to compliment it. She really loves her hoard, as expected of a dragon.
>>41440937That's kinda hot
>>41440799Let's not trade. We should wait until we're closer, to show that our intentions are good.But we could offer to go dungeon exploring with her some time, to get more artifacts together.
>>41440912We already have one mana gem. If we're gonna trade, we should trade for something else instead.
>>41440799Make a create gold spell and hook the greater mana gem to it.Self-perpetuating hoard.
>>41440799Trade her the secret to delicious Ice Cream.
>>41440979It would be drained in 5 seconds flat.
>>41440974the current mana gem doesn't auto-fill. the greater one also has a larger capacity.
>>41441019It does regenerate.
>>41441019The gem generates more mana on its own. It'll make more, which will make more gold.
>>41441036Oh. My eyes glossed over the one in the pile.Yeah, a simple self-activating magic circle powered by a gem would be great! Slow, but steady generating of nondescript gold objects.
>>41440799Try to get the wand.
>>41440799Don't try to mess with her hoard, you barely know her!
>>41440799Don't trade for anything. Comment on how awesome they all are and help her sort them.Bond with her and shit.We can come back and trade later after we've done some Dungeon Runs.
>>41441069well, we -did- promise to look if we could make more gold with her stuff we would
>>41441031Does it have a larger capacity? the one we have is quite impressive already.
Yeah, I think I'll just wait until I have more to offer and we're a bit closer. How many head pats will that take, I wonder?>Tali finishes helping her fix her hoard. Once she's absolutely certain it's exactly the way she wants it the two of them leave her cave. Back in the abandoned training field Ryuko is clearly overjoyed to see the two of them getting along and Tali not horribly poisoned.>She goes over to him and smiles."Everything go well?" She asks."Oh, yeah. Faelanerium was just showing me her amazing pile of treasure. You should have seen it. It was pretty amazing.">He can hear her tail swishing."That's great! Well, Tali, I think you're ready to start considering what your rune will be.""My rune?">She nods and points to her armor."A rune that symbolizes your bond with your dragon. It's your own creation but it helps to make it unique. Mine is a bit simple but it represents a human bound to a dragon. You can come up with your own.">A bright purple light flashes across the yard."Aaand that's everyone back from the beach. Faelanerium, you should go back to the cave. Tali. Try not to tell anyone you're going to be a Rider. It might sorta be completely against school rules. Okay?""Uhm, okay. By, Fael.""Goodbye, Tali." She brushes her tail across his head before making her way back to the caves.>Ryuko smiles as she watches the dragon walk away and sighs."Reminds me of the good ol' days. Training new riders. Come back again tomorrow, okay Tali?""Okay. ...Did I do well?""You were great.">She leaves Tali alone. He can see the students returning to the school.Yeah. It was worth staying behind.What should I do now, though?
>>41441239You owe Fuwa that nap
>>41441239>What should I do now, though?Recomfort Flora.Or take a nap with Fuwa.Or take a nap with Fuwa and Flora.
>>41441239Meet with Anita so we can discuss orb shenanigans, or you could make up for that nap you promised for Fuwa.
>>41441239Fill in Lily that Anita is taking credit for saving her life even though she had to be convinced not to let her die.
>>41441239greet the people coming back. be nice to lily.ask ceera about the black orb of domination. explain we had orange to a ranged scan. squeeze flora's tits.
>>41441239We owe Fuwa a nap, we should go see Gears, and you need to dungeon explore.
Nap, fuwa, go. We should also learn proper courtesy when it comes to napping with others and pajamas.
>>41441239Here, a simple spell for creating gold:And I believe you owe Fuwa a nap.
Go find your Nap Buddy
>>41441239You could ask Gears for that artifact she promised you. Also, you promised Fuwa a nap, as I recall.
I bet Anita would pay a lot for the bear brassiere.
>>41441239See if you can go dungeon diving. Gotta get more loot to show off your hoard to your new partner.
>>41441393let her fight talis wife for it
>>41441239You might want to see Lily and see if she's doing okay.
>>41441239fuwa naps all day erry day. Maybe drag Lily in.
>>41441239Go ask Ceera about the Orb of Domination
>>41441323It would probably be easier if we the orb did that. So we should hang out with her for a bit at some point.
Oh, right! Naps!>Tali goes off to find Fuwa. He soon hears the telltale shuffle of slippers on floor.>The comfy mage found him first. She takes him back to the Root Classroom and to her corner. There's already a pile of pillows in the area. She lays down and gives him enough room to lay beside herself.>Even though he gives her plenty of room it's not long before she's already wrapped her arms around him and is holding him close.>He wasn't even that tired but soon he drifts off to sleep...==========1/2
>>41441616I RECOGNIZE THAT SLYPH!
>>41441616>SylphTALI! TAAAALI~!Catch the Sylph, make it carry us around!
>>41441616What >>41441634 this nigger said.Catch the little bastard, Tali. Do it or we'll screech at you
>>41441616Slowly scoot over to that slyph so as to not startle her, then catch it!
>>41441662We'll do that anyway. SKREEEEEEEEE!!!
==="TALI!">Tali jumps up. Above him he sees the smiling face of Solia. Or, her human host at least."It's done!""Huh..?""The machine! I can move minds out of bodies! Can't quite put them in new bodies but it can at least do what you requested. And-">Tali hears a grumble.2/3
>>41441730THAT WAS A BAD DECISION, SOLIA
>>41441730You have chosen poorly Solia
>>41441616How are you supposed to do lewd things to her if you fall asleep the minute you lay down next to her?
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>41441730HAND HER THE ORB!
>>41441730Run Solia you fool, you've woken the comfy beast
>>41441730You have awakened the Fuwa.Or been captured by it.
>>41441730"Oh. Hey there, Fuwa! Sorry if I woke you!""................."
>>41441730tell fuwa we need her alive still!
>>41441730There's a chance her host is still alive. At least, in a very broad definition of 'alive'.
>>41441730what did we request again?
>>41441755By virtue of Fuwa's comfy artifact?>>41441730Sylph, yes. De-comfying from Fuwa right now when Solia can probably safely wait a slight bit is... wait, does that mean there is currently a mind floating around somewhere right now?
>>41441783HEADPATS, TALI! CALM HER WITH COMFY HEADPATS!
>>41441783Hug Fuwa back to sleep
>>41441783knead her face i
>>41441783Just stay out of it nigga.
>>41441783Uhhh.. uh.. HOLD HANDS WITH FUWA, TALITHIS IS YOUR CHANCE
>Log into twitter to see what I missed>I have been hacked by a Japanese school girlwat. Changed my password and undid most of the damage, but that was pretty bizarre.
>>41441730SOLIA YOU POOR FOOL!
>>41441797Moving Vaisi out of her body so we could remove the book from her safely I think?
>>41441831>>41441783listen to this tali, it's not worth your life!
>>41441783IT'S NAP TIME SOLIA! PREPARE YOUR PILLOWS!
>>41441730whose brain is now floating in the air soliasoliaaaaa
>>41441783Tell Solia you'll see her later, and calm Fuwa down, you're good at that.
>>41441846let's wait until we can put her back in before we do it.
>>41441783Seduce the Sylph!
>>41441783Don't stand in the way if an angry beast, Tali. Solia brought this upon herself.DON'T CALL IT A GRAVE, THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE.
>>41441783quick apply gratuitous head pats, rub her tummy, do anything
squeeze fuwa's boobs as a distraction!
In a random thought, with all the cuddling Fuwa does, do you think she already knows you are a boy?Or does your illusion cover that too
>Tali does her best to calm Fuwa down. He pats her head, rubs her shoulders, cuddles with her as hard as he can.>He can feel her breathing calm down slowly but surely.>Soon she's back to her normal content self."Man, Fuwa. No need to get your panties in a bunch. Tali and I are talking Science right now. I think that's just a little bit more important than a nap. Come on Tali, let's-">She doesn't get another word out. With a roar Fuwa jumps up, grabs a pillow, and slams it across Solia's face. The impact is enough to knock Solia off of Solia and send Solia flying through the air. She lands with a thump ten feet away.>Fuwa packs her pillows and shuffles away, grumbling the whole time.Oh god.
>>41442063PUT US ON THE BODY IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.WE'LL PROTECT YOU FROM FUWA.
>>41442063Solia deserved it.
>>41442063Aw fuck. That's not good. Help Solia back onto her human head, then seek out Fuwa immediately.
>>41442063>>>He can feel her breathing calm dQuick put Solia back on Solia!
>>41442063uh oh. did her control tentacle rip? you need to stabilize the body and heal solia
>>41442063I cannot believe that someone so smart could be SO INCREDIBLY STUPID
>>41442063Catch the body! Check if Solia is alright from the impact!DO NOT put us on the body!
>>41442063Did Fuwa just murder another student?I think she just murdered another student.We should probably tell someone about this.
>>41442063Probably want to help Solia get back to the body. It can't be healthy to be knocked off the body like that, seeing as there wasn't blood when she got off the head herself.
>>41442063Put Solia back together again!
>>41442063replace Solia on Soliaoh godtry not to look at the brainsohewwwww
>>41442063Make sure Solia is alright, and go calm Fuwa again.
>>41442063Fuwa's kind of shit at being a Petal member, eh?
>>41442063REMEMBER THE BASICS OF HEALING MAGIC, TALI.
>>41442186She's not a Petal member.
>>41442186Probably why she's in Root.
>>41442063Fuwa: Calm your tits, girl. Go to the happy place!Solia: You reap what you sow.
>Tali runs over and grabs the squishy Solia. She wriggles and wiggles in his grasp. She feels like she's made out of jello.>He quickly places her back onto her head. There's a horrible squelching sound as Solia repositions herself and reconnects. Her host body gasps for air and sits upright, using it's arm to fix Solia's position."Phew. That was intense. Thanks a bunch, Lati! So, you wanna see the screwdriver now?"
>>41442310Uh.. now's not the best time. You need to calm Fuwa down before she socks another Undine in the face.
>>41442310...your face is fucked up.You might wanna fix that.Tell her to fix that.The messed up eye is creepy as fuck.
>>41442310Tali. Don't freak out. Don't freak out......scream like a girl
>>41442310Cast a cure spell on her. See if we can fix her abit more. Suggest we take her to Vendal, she might want to get healed before we do anything science related.
>>41442310>LatiOh god Fuwa broke the creepy brain fish.
>>41442310Yeah you have a lot of damage , your eye is bleeding and you vocabulary is fucked. Healing time!
>>41442310fix the drain bamage
>>41442310I think Solia needs to go to the hospital.
>>41442310Your speech is all over the place and your eye's gone all wonky.
>>41442310Yo undine, do your undine healing magics.Tali, no touch with healing magic. Might fuck with brainhole.
>>41442310I think that this is beyond our ability to fix. Let's find a teacher to heal her and tell about Fuwa.
>>41442366And the brain damage. And the brain damage. And the brain damage.
>>41442310Go find Fuwa, and tell Solia to get her host's head checked.
>>41442390But what about the rain cabbage?
>>41442310uhh, may want o get that fixed, speech is kinda fucked up.
>>41442310Solia, I think your host broke. You might wanna find a replacement.
>>41442408after the reign savage
>>41442426When will we fix the drain baggage?
>>41442310I think we need to get her to a healer. We can either try to find Vendal, or... you're still wearing that earring to talk to Holly, right?
>>41442310Um, can we reload from previous save position?
>>41442310USE HEALING MAGICDO IT
>>41442495Does it even work? Technically, that's a corpse.
>>41442516No, it's alive. Just braindead.
>>41442516no, technically, it's alive.rememner? the undine healed it.just... heal it a bit.
>>41442464before the cane ravage
>>41442477Oh, and whoever we take her to, be sure to find out what the did and why they did it that way. Learning opportunity!
>>41442477Um... orange orb, can you check the threat level of our earring?
>>41442495>>41442516>>41442310This should work until we get Solia to a real healer.
>>41442310Use healing magic on SOlia to heal brain damage
>>41442534After the slain dad ridge?
"Oh my gosh your eye... Let me heal you!""Hmm?" Solia reaches up and begins poking her eye. She tries to put it back into place with her finger but it slides back to how it was. "Oh dear. We might have plused it off a bit but that's bad cause I got my undine healing magic! It'll fix this squishy up in a jiffy.">Solia's upper half begins chanting a spell. Blue magic swirls about the wound."Well, Talu, sorry we can't teach today but we're broken so if you could just jump on by the holdover later tomorrow I'll show you how it works. Kay?""Uhm... Okay...""Til then~">Solia walks off on unsteady feet. Tali looks around for Fuwa but she's nowhere to be seen. Wherever she went she went there fast.Should I go looking for her..? Or maybe get a teacher?
>>41442543Isn't that just a comms device to Holly?
>>41442558next to feign fad bridge
>>41442063TAKING OVER THE BODY AGAIN.
>>41442571Let's get Vendal. Holly is scary.
>>41442571>TaluI'm calling you that from now on
>>41442571That's some serious brain damage
>>41442571Just go find Fuwa and nap.
>>41442571You let those tears out, Tali. You *sniff* y-you just let them out.
>>41442571Start looking for her, you promised her a nap, if you don't resolve it, it might no more naps EVER. Get Vendal to take a look at Solia's wounds, because clearly she can't heal herself effectively.
>>41442571Solia can't even form sentences correctly; she definitely needs expert help. We should go get a teacher to heal her.>>41442573That's what we've been told.
>>41442571>Should I go looking for her..? Or maybe get a teacher?Get the best undine healer to come take a look at her.
>>41442571Get. Vendal. Now.
>>41442571KEEP WITH THE BRAIN DAMAGED GIRLGET HER TO A GOOD HEALER
>>41442571We probably should report this to a teacher.
>>41442571You should go talk to Gears, haven't talked to her in a while.
>>41442571Might be best to tell Holly about Solia. Try looking for Fuwa as long as it doesn't take too long.
>>41442571Or you could suddenly remember you're the worst member of the science club ever, attendance wise, and probably shouldn't be hanging around near Root while Gears is likely checking attendance records
>>41442571Oh right, you could also call Holly while you're getting Vendal.
>>41442573>Isn't that just a comms device to Holly?OH SHIT!>>41442571Talu, you've got a comm to Holly. Use it and tell her that Solia got whapped hard and needs extra healings.
>>41442748I'm pretty sure Gears still owes us an artifact.
>>41442571The most reliable option for healing her is to call Holly the Red, which has the benefit of giving us a chance to learn some healing magic.If we'd rather go for Vendal, then we should cast Detect Undine Soul and hope the nearest response is her. We won't be able to learn anything no matter who we find if we do this, but we'll probably still have time to find Fuwa afterward.I don't think leaving Solia and going straight to Fuwa is a good choice, though. Fuwa will understand, you are in Petal after all.
>>41442629>>41442598>>41442645she turned the body from a corpse into a still partially working body with that magic. she can handle it. just needs time.
>>41442870she had other undines to help with that.and she's, uh, bleeding a lot.
>>41442870More worrisome is she got knocked around herself, not just her host body. I assume the slurred speech is from trauma to the Undine body, and could interfere with her thinking/casting.
>>41442571Hey Tali, if you put us on Solia's body when she's not around, we can control it. You should get us a free body ASAP.
>>41442870Solia's getting feedback from her puppet body. If it's messed up, then she's probably messed up by extension, and her real brain might be damaged on top of that.
>>41442870The corpse was in pretty good shape back then, now it had blood spurting out of it's brain.
>Tali calls for Holly using his ear piece and tells her that an Undine has been badly wounded by Fuwa.>The professor is there in under a minute with Vendal by her side. She tells Vendal to heal Solia."Eh? But, Professor... I...""Use your spells. Don't worry, I'll be here. I'm sure you can do it.""... Right...">She goes over to Solia and begins healing her with magic. The smaller undine giggles."Hey, Vendal! Do you like lasagna? I can cook some for you.""Solia, please. Don't move.""Sure. I can heal this, you know. I'm very good at healing.""I know you are but that knock to the head might have affected you as well. Not just the host.""Oooooh. That would explain the brain damage.">She sighs and continues her healing. Holly asks Tali exactly what happened.>After he explains Holly sighs."I'll have to give her a stern talking to... Thank you, Tali. Do you know where Fuwa went?""Not really...""Hmph. I'll have to track her down.""Is she in trouble?""Yes." She smiles when she sees Tali's concerned look. "Don't worry. I'm sure she didn't mean to hurt her this bad. It's not her fault that Solia has the constitution of a bowl of jello. She will, however, have to be disciplined. But thanks again, Tali.">She walks off leaving Tali alone with Solia and Vendal....I hope Fuwa will be okay.
>>41443002Observe carefully, Tali. You might learn something new about healing magic.
>>41443002we totally just ratted out someone for breaking rulesmy god, we're like red or orangeWe're becoming...lame
>>41443002I'm sure she'll be fine.Hey, go to the library and research Ceer Portals and the Ceer Realm.
>>41443002.. I don't know where to start, Tali. There was nothing you could do about that, besides ratting out Fuwa to the teachers. Solia was being really headstrong in trying to get us to check out her invention, while we were trying to uphold our promise of taking a nap with Fuwa. The whole situation turned badly, and Fuwa's getting punished because of it. GOD DAMN ITYou should see Ceera.
>>41443002Hopefully Holly isn't planning anything too bad. Go see Gears.
>>41443002She'll be fine Tali. We'll just have to give her extra naps to make up for it.Ask Vendal to let us know when Solia is okay again, pat her super duper gently on the jello head and then let's go visit gears or do some Dungeon Explore.
>>41443002Y'should go see Gears about that thing. Also, laugh at her belly fat.
>>41443002Fuwa will be forced to wear the old uniform for a week
>>41443002Tell them Fuwa was being fed upon by a Sylph at the time. The little mothy thing on her head.
Go see 99c goddamit!
>>41443165Or she'll be forced to wear clothes with tags on them that always scratch and make you itchy when you least expect it!
>>41443002Ask Vendal how she likes the daki.
>>41443238Seconding this. Do this Tali.
>>41443002>>41443152>>41443153>>41443161>GearsThat reminds me. Tali, Gears kind of sort of probably knows you're a spy. Just so you know.
>>41443002Hey Tali, ask if vendal's okay. She was in a big fight at the beach.
>>41443275that's not canon.
If Solia has her machine done then we're one step closer to actually freeing Vaisi...Let's go see Gears.>Tali tells Solia that he hopes she gets better and wishes them the best of luck with the magic. Solia grins and looks about ready to hug him before a gentle grasp from Vendal keeps her down.>Tali goes back into the Root Class and through the doors to Gear's study.>He finds her sitting at a computer eating the same snack she always has.Whoa, she did gain weight."Hey.">She nods her head at Tali."What is it?" She says."Well... I was wondering if you got a chance to work on that item for me.">She raises an eyebrow."I have absolutely no recollection of this."
>>41443275I think it is. She's made references on her twitter to the thread and trying to open it.
>>41443399Tali, what's on her monitor? We might be looking at ourselves right now.
>>41443399Ask her if she had any celery lately
>>41443399Hmmm, this gear looks softer.Tell her she looks good, make her feel better.
>>41443002>I hope Fuwa will be okay.I don't. She just attacked and severely injured a fellow student for no real reason; this isn't the first sign we've seen that she isn't actually a good person, but it's a fairly blatant one. Frankly, I'm disturbed that the teachers are making excuses for her.
>>41443399Tali ask her if she ever got the thread to work. She could be one of the orb voices right now talking to herself.
>>41443399look at the monitor
>>41443399Disregard fatty. Observe monitors.
>>41443399Wait... did she gain MORE weight? I'm pretty sure she weighed less than that at the beach...
>>41443465She had a cloak on to hide her chub.
Hello Gears.I know you're watching.
>>41443465Artifact snacks perhaps?
>>41443399The information storage device she promised, weeks ago.
>>41443399Gears, have you exercised lately? Because you should. You'll get a a cardiac arrest at this rate.
Here's a present
>>41443507>>41443529You're not my real dad!
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41443451Wizards don't have to be good people at a magic academy.Just good at magic and toeing lines without crossing them.There's a lich here and they're pretty evil. So... get the fuck outta here with that 'but she's bullying' shit. If solia crosses a line, she should expect to get wrecked.
"It was an information storage device. You said you were going to make it for me a while ago.""........ I completely forgot about that. I'm sorry. Tell me exactly what it is that you want it to do.">Tali peeks at the screen. He has no idea what it is."Tali? Are you listening? Just tell me what you want. I'm very busy right now."
>>41443604unplug the cpu. Get her an intervention.
>>41443604Y'know what? I forgot as well.How about something similar to that bear bra? A knocker-enhancing device for Anita. Perhaps just a passive thing that uses excess calories, instead of only working when on.
>>41443604By busy, she means posting status updates on her twitter. Tell her to stop lounging around, get Kuro and take her out for a jog.
>>41443604Say the following words:"So, is that a picture of you on that screen?"
>>41443604An artifact that can store large volumes of written information that can be accessed at any time by select people.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41443604Go to tvtropes or wikipedia,gears.Have fun.She'll either survive or die.
>>41443604Gears, I hate to break it to you but... you've got internet addiction.
>>41443604>Quick, Tali just say the internet never forgets. Just do it, do it now.
>>41443604What other projects are you working on?I think we wanted the storage device to give to that girl locked in the secret room, so she had a bunch of different things to read. Is that right?
>>41443604Grab the CPU and RUN!
>>41443703I thought we were getting it for the Twins in the library.
>>41443604Grab the CPU and click it to the /fit/ board and tell her to do what they say there.
>>41443746Ah, that's right, we offered to help them back up all the books in case they were damaged.>>41443604We want a device that can record and store a large volume of written information, including pictures and with proper indexing, to be recalled on demand at a later date.
>>41443604Be sure to mention that it's meant to record information from books for long-term storage.
... You guys are gonna get me in trouble. I'm not gonna say anything to her."Something that can store a bunch of information in a single place. Like a whole lot. It should be able to record and display written text and images with proper indexing and easy recalling.""Hmm... Right... I remember now. Alright, stand back.">Gears gets off of her chair and opens a cabinet. From with she pulls out her spell book and a bunch of Mana Gems. She places them on the table and begins her spell.1/2
>>41443915So we're dragging her to the baths after this, right?She probably hasn't bathed in weeks.
>The spell is cast. A swirly vortex of mana surrounds gears. It swiftly drains the gems of their stored mana and takes some from Gears herself.>At the end there is a single metal tablet sitting on her desk. She wipes the sweat off her brow and hands it to Tali."There. that should be exactly what you need. My obligations are fulfilled. Now, if you'll excuse me.">She sits back down.>Tali examines the new device. It quickly turns on and he can feel it draining his mana as it runs. It indicates that there is no information stored.
>>41443967Yeah, I bet she would stink were it not impossible for ladies to stink.
>>41443967>>41443971And now she's sweaty.'s nasty, yo.
>>41443971She made... a tablet? With batteries not included?
>>41443971Apply the assorted "knowledge" that you have acquired in your time here.Like the sizes of the girls' breasts, waists, and so on and so forth.
>>41443971Find Ceera, she might be able to tell us more about the Orb of Domination.
>>41443971Tell gears she needs to get off the computer and do other stuff. She can't neet it up all the time.I'm sure the Orb Voices on twitter will tell her the same thing.
>>41443967She just got back from the beach.
>>41443971No. Gears, it's bath time.
>>41443971Ask her if there's anything she needs in return.Also maybe possibly ask if there's any information in her machine there that she'd like stored in this new device.
>>41443971Welp, it has a constant drain. Looks like we need that Ceer mana gem for constant mana production.
>>41444039We already gave her a bunch of information in return.
>>41443971Touch us to the tablet so we can upload all the lewd pictures of you we've imagined, Tali.
>>41443971Will this thing keep information stored even if it runs out of mana?We ought to do a few experiments with it before we hand it over, to see if anything went wrong.
is it just me or do her eyes look a bit swirly?also how much of a mana drain are we talking about? Like just I probably won't be effect unless I use it all night kind of drain or there is no why in hell that someone can use this without dying in minutes kind of drain?
>>41444035Seconding taking Gears and giving her a bath. We can take 99c too and wash all the hair.
>>41443971Guess we should go to the library now.
>>41443971touch us to her machine
>>41444082Yeah, her eyes have a touch of swirl in em. I wonder if Gears will become the first person to shitpost herself into becoming a ceer.
>>41443971Great, you got a tiny metal tablet which you don't know how to use and is empty. You basically got a portable mana drainer.
>>41444199It's a good thing that Tali doesn't have to use it.
"Will it lose the information if it shuts down?""No. It should never truly shut down. It'll take energy from the area around it when it's not being supplied. You could leave it in an empty room and it should run for decades.""Well... Thanks a bunch. I was gonna go take a bath. You wanna join?"I do need one. That dragon riding was actually pretty intense."No thank you.""Come on. You were at the beach, right? I'm sure you can use some fresh water.""....... Ugh. Fine fine fine.">She shuts down her machine."I'll be there. Go. I need to get my clothes."========>Gears meets Tali at the bath. After getting ready in the changing room they step into the bathing room itself. Tali hears someone call his name.>It's Lily."It's you, right?" She says, gesturing in Tali's general direction."Yeah. What's up?"".... It occurred to me that I never properly thanked you for helping me in the woods that one time. So.... Thank you."Oh. Well, that's nice of her.
>>41444282She seems to have loosened up her Tsun a bit, Tali. But she's still a huge bitch. If only she knew we saved her from drowning when we were influencing Anita.
>>41444282give her a hug. and say its no problem.
>>41444282graciously accept apology.I am unsure on whether you should ask how the beach was.
>>41444282She's welcome.And then we need to give Gears an energetic scrub.Also Tali, how are you adjusting to the teeth?
>>41444282Tali, ask her if she wants you to wash her hair. You're going to wash Gear's hair too if she lets you. And while you're washing her hair and shit, ask her what things she likes. I don't think Lily has any friends.
>>41444282Offer to wash her hair.
>>41444282YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL YOU BLIND BITCH ELSE I'D OF LET YOU WALK RIGHT OFF A CLIFF AND INTO SOME EXTREMELY SHARP ROCKS
>>41444416What game is this from?Is there a compilation of all of the aggressive interrogation moments?
>>41444459It's called LA Noire.
>>41444459THIS GAME IS CALLED LA NOIREAND I DON'T KNOW OF ANY COMPILATION BUT I DO KNOW OF THE MOST FAMOUS MOMENThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rNV61Rpo-0
>>41444282"I'm just glad you're alright."
>>41444459The game is okay. The MC is an asshole though.
>>41444282tell her she's welcome and if she ever needs any help with anything you'd be happy to lend a hand.Oh and she's being nice to you because when we were with the other chick at the beach and got her to save Lily from drowning we also got her to tell Lily to be nicer to you.
>>41444282Also ask her how she's been doing lately.
>>41444282Lily should be like the only one Gears is comfortable taking a bath with. She can't see the chub.
>>41444560>>41444327Aah... Well...Might as well take a bit of advantage of it. Doesn't matter why she's nice, only that she is, you know?"It's no problem. I'm sure anyone would have. Are you just heading in?""Yeah.""You want me to wash your hair? You have a lot of it.""Well I... I guess you can. Fine.">The three of them head into the bath. Tali averts his eyes as Gears and Lily step in, with Gears going in quickly and at the same time taking her towel off, before getting in himself. He begins scrubbing Lily's hair with the girl being silent throughout. Gears relaxes in the bath, glasses still on."... This is nice." Gears says, "I usually use my private bath.""You have a private bath?""All the class leaders do. It's not much. I mean, this place is obviously better." She sinks lower. She rests for a moment before rising back up with a scowl on her face. "God, even my tits are getting bigger. They're practically floating now...">Tali washes Lily's hair vigorously. The little blonde complains that he's washing it too hard."None of my bras fit now. I'm pretty much down to sports bras. Kuro bought me a bunch the other day. You ever try them? They're actually pretty comfortable.""... Nope. Never have."Why did I let you guys talk me into going here again?I don't even know what to say.
>>41444747SO YOU COULD LOOK AT NAKED GIRLS, KNIFE EARSTHAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF BATHING WITH GIRLS, ARE YOU NOT AROUSED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>>41444747>The little blonde complains that he's washing it too hard.That's not the only thing that's too hard, baby.
>>41444779Well, Lily's like what, 12? And Gears is fat. Not to mention that she has a bad personality.>>41444747Tali, you need to get a bra to look the part a bit better. Your illusion has decent knockers.
>>41444747Tell her to enjoy it Tali. There are girls in the school that would literally kill someone to have a chest like hers. At least one is planning to use artifact enhancement. Also, she should ask Flora for advice. Flora has huge knockers and she seems fine.
>>41444747Ask about the beach? Did anything interesting happen, perchance?
>>41444747You should tell her that you wear lacy frilly shit.
focus tali, you need to make hair cleaning a pleasant experience. and say "guess there are pros and cons, huh?"
>>41444747Just focus on washing that hairFeel how soft and smooth it isHow nice it feels all soapy between your fingersWhat's that thing called where you get you dick wrapped in a girls hair? Must be a name for it.
>>41444747Calm down, and be more gentle with Lily's hair, she can't even see your glamour, so really the only thing you need to worry about is Gears.
>>41444747Shhh, just enjoy the bath. And you don't need to say anything. Or thank us, either.
>>41444747Hey Tali, remember the last time you came here and then said you'd never come into the bath again ever. HAHA! WE WIN AGAIN KNIFE EARS!
>>41444747careful not to poke lily with your dickwait no, be un-careful and totally poke her.
>>41444747Be more gentle with Lily's hair Tali. You're washing a princess, not trying to degrouse a drainage pipe.
>>41444747It's not that bad. It's a bonding experience. Just relax and have a good, peaceful time with your associates. If Lily thinks that being nice to you is rewarding, she'll be more comfortable with it in the future.
>>41444747then just change the subject you baby, ask what she's been working on. Also try to be gentler with Lily as it would be a dick move to fuck things up with her already
>>41444747Tali, test a hypothesis: can fleshcrafting fix blindness. Her eyes are a goner already so it don't matter if you mess up!
>>41444747MASSAGE THE SCALP, MOTHERFUCKER!
>>41444747ask lily who cuts her pubes to change the subject.
>>41444747Ask how long her and Kuro have been together.
"Don't do any workouts?""Well, no. I mean... I am in Petal.""True.""You could ask someone like Flora, though. I mean... She might have more experience buying bigger bras than I do.""Yeah, tell me about it. I've done studies and she's as close to the ideal body proportions as a girl can get.""Flora is something...">Flora speaks up."I'm what?">Tali jumps and sees Flora not more than a few feet ahead. The mist in the room obscured her. She's covered only in a tiny rag with her lure bobbing ahead of her."Uhm... Hey, Flora...""Flora!" Gears waves to her. "See me in my lab later. I need to talk to you.""Uhm... Okay..?" the undine says. She steps out of the pool. Tali barely manages to avoid looking at her butt.>Lily frowns."Tali, you're poking me."Okay, I'm out.1/2
>>41445068Quick, find Ceera!
>>41445068>>"Tali, you're poking me."Ha ha ha. Making us proud, Tali.
>>41445068>Tali barely manages to avoid looking at her butt.glad to see you're finally keeping an open mind. I remember when you use to think she was scary.
>>41445068>DING!Nice work, Knife Ears.Apologize to Lily for poking her and not being totally awesome at hair washing, but tell her that you enjoyed being able to hang out with her and maybe next time you guys can do something she likes.
>>41445068emergency, retreat back to ceer headquarters.
>>41445068>Tali makes a tactical retreat.>He is nearly knocked onto his butt after he runs face first into Lan. The only thing preventing him from doing so is her strong Aelor arm quickly grabbing him and pulling him close."Tali~! Heeeyyy! What's up lil' sis~?"Oh god she reeks of alcohol."H-hey Lan... I was uh-""We never hang out anymore, you know? And that's a shame. Sisters ought to -hic- hang out. Come on, Tali. Let me wash your back.""No, please.">His protests are drowned out as Lan drags him back into the bath while singing a song.Never again.===End of Chapter 22===
>>41445249>Never again.You said that last time too. We'll get you back in here, mark my orb chitterings.
>>41445249> Never again.
>>41445249Won't be long before you turn into a noodly Ceer, Tali.
>>41445249Tali, once you get past this, you'll either never have to worry about your glamour dropping or you'll have absolute control over every bodily function you have.
>>41445249Good thread Larro. Could you address my post here >>41436810 ?
>>41445249BEHOLD!Big Maq, the ultimate union of all the students of Minia.Gaze upon her and weep with knowledge that you will never be so perfect.
And so ends another chapter, thanks for reading everyone! Time for the next chapter will be posted on twitter, as usual.Spell review will start in a moment.>>41436810What others think of Tali probably not but I can add Ceera's entry before the next chapter.
>>41445321LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR.
>>41445336Let's see.. I believe I posted these two:>>41438972>>41441347
>>41445249before we go tali USE THIS. she runs the spy ring against your school, see what you can find out. If nothing else it will distract you from your growing boner.
I forgot to post these last thread, rip.
Little disappointed we didn't make a better impression on Lily. Hair washing should have been easy mode.
>>41445321too much perfectionurughghglglglgl
>>41436699Also this was totally me.>>41436720's right here: NSFW http://imgur.com/a/qcutI
>>41436834"Hey, so, Ceera and Tali are busy. It's me for now. Okay, let's see... Convert Target to Mana Gem is fine... That first Magic Ward is good... Not sure what you hope to achieve with Amplify Soul... Same for the other one. I wouldn't try it. Souls are for the All-Mother and the Devourer to take care of. Physical damage ward is good, just be aware that this one needs to have the caster aware they may be attacked... Second Mana Gem spell works... That night vision one isn't good, though. There's an actual rune for Vision and Night. Might wanna grab those. Just try to not stare too hard into the darkness. You won't like what you see..."===Tali has gained: Convert Target to Mana Gem, Convert Target to Mana Gem/Transfer Mana to Gem, Magical Ward, Physical Ward, and Poison Ward.===>>41438972"I think I see what you're going for here but the problem is that element stuff like that is really tricky to even target. It's like trying to target someone's soul or an elf's spirit tree. Try it if you want, though. You could also try removing void but... Actually, don't try that."===Tali has learned Add Element.===>>41441347"Yeah, that's not possible. Working with the other gods, Thomahar made it impossible to make gold with magic if it's intended to be used for currency."
>>41445528>"Yeah, that's not possible. Working with the other gods, Thomahar made it impossible to make gold with magic if it's intended to be used for currency."What if it's intended to be used for a giant little girl to sleep on, but it has to be real gold not fake gold?
>>41445528Why shouldn't we try removing void?
>>41445528what about just to make shiny golden rocks?
>>41445528>"Yeah, that's not possible. Working with the other gods, Thomahar made it impossible to make gold with magic if it's intended to be used for currency."How about solely for the purposes of showing off in as tacky a way as possible?
>>41445559>>41445580"Shiny golden rocks are fine but why would you need something for a giant little girl? That's an oxymoron. I don't get it.">>41445569"We all have a little void in us. I think if you took it away the person would be damaged badly."
>>41445528>Ceera and Tali are busyBusy doing what?
>>41445613>Busy doing what?Business.
>>41445608We need it so she can sleep on it and show it off to the other giant little children, duh. Why do you need to wear baggy clothes and keep notes?
>>41445608Why did you decide to take up magic? Aren't most Aelor really buff? Also, where did the concept of your Catacombs and Wyverns character come from?
>>41445608Oh thank the gods, you have non swirly eyes under your glassesI thought you were changing into a ceer
>>41445608thanks for writing!
>>41445608Are you hot under the afro, swirly glasses and baggy robes?
>>41445613"Probably getting ready to destroy the world. Or maybe she's laying ceer eggs in her stomach. I don't know.">>41445696"Is it a dragon? That sounds like a dragon. And I wear the clothes I do cause they're comfortable. The notes are for myself.">>41445701"Magic is useful, I am pretty fit, and I got the idea from a human I was acquainted. He came by to rid my homeland of the comfypires.">>41445703"Excuse me?">>41445771"I beg your pardon?"
The richest dragons use their hoard to finance things that get them even more riches. So we don't want gold that can't be used as currency. I would assume dragons don't care for worthless gold anyway. Quantity AND quality is the name of the game.
>>41445792The name of this human that opposes comfypires?
>>41445792>she's laying ceer eggs in her stomach.Ceers can do that? That sounds more like an insect thing.The Aelor homeland was once infested by comfypires? I would've thought that your race's strength would be enough to ward them off.
>>41445792Are you sure you aren't one of those boy students trying to steal this school's secrets, just dressed up as a girl?
>>41445792Ceer don't lay eggs. Ceer artifact use causes people to turn into Ceer, they can also carry children but it's difficult to do because of their nature.Also, >>41445771 wants to know if you're physically attractive.
>>41445792Nothing to worry about, swirly eyes I mean or the overuse of Ceer artifacts which would increase the presence of void and decrease your element until such a time as you are changed into a new being while your old self dies.Nothing at all.And the other guy was asking if you clean up nicely, which is slang for asking if you are more obviously attractive when you comb your hair and wear something more flattering. I wouldn't ask that because I already think you look quite nice.You look so nice that you have eyes worth thanking the gods for seeing in fact.
>>41445336And of course the fish people are nippleless. Damn you Osteichthyes and your oviparous reproduction methods!
>>41445936no, larro just didn't draw any in the first place because he knew the image would be covered up.
>>41445857"Charles von Windcrest, magical abomination hunter. Good guy.">>41445862"They were indeed infested at one point. My people are renowned for their ability to relax. They wanted to take advantage of that. We couldn't fight back against their magic..">>41445866"... Get out of my thoughts...">>41445771>>41445884"If you're attempting to flirt with me you're going to be sorely disappointed.">>41445891"No. Ceer breed by egg laying. Their true form is some kinda of terrible insect thing with an ovipositor. You would know this if you studied Ceer Biology."
>>41445973That's a lie! We've seen Ceer anatomy before, your classes have taught you completely wrong!
>>41445973We've seen Ceer naked silly. >>41445973>"... Get out of my thoughts..."So you are?
>>41445973tali is very... FAMILIAR with ceer biology. says it looks completely different.
>>41445973>"If you're attempting to flirt with me you're going to be sorely disappointed."Meh, just takes time. All fall before the Magnum Dong.
>>41445973And so I thank the gods again. You have nice eyes.Say, what other tabletop games do you play? Or what other tabletop games exist in your magical world?
>>41445973how old is this ceer biology research?
>>41445973Did you think Toto was the best character like we did? We helped Tali make it, you know.
>>41445973How the hell does anyone even know how Ceer breed?
>>41445973So do you need those glasses to see or are they just to hide your intentions from others?Also what's with the hair? All the other girls seem to take good care of their hair. Even Ole Blindy
>>41446002>>41446021>>41446024"Did Tali fornicate with a Ceer? Her eggs are already inside of him, then. They will soon hatch and eat his brains before bursting out of his eyeballs. He'll be alive for most of it. I'll be sure not to eat anything he's touched. The larva secrete from the skin.">>41446042"...">>41446045"I mostly play Catacombs and Wyverns but I'm not against the occasional game of Trailfinder. I'm up for any game so long as it involves numbers and adventure.">>41446079"Dear gods... Toto was the absolute worst. No, wait. I take that back. I wanted to stab Kuro's character in the eye. Muwa was bad, too. Actually I think out of everyone that wasn't me Toto was the best.">>41446101"I've read books.">>41446117"I use these glasses to prevent my mind from being altered by certain substances.And what's wrong with my hair?"
>>41446158>"I use these glasses to prevent my mind from being altered by certain substances.What substances? Hypno-grapefruit juice? Are you a fan of eyeball sex or something?
>>41446158Your hair is fugly, your glasses make you look like a male dweeb and you generally look like a piece of carpet the dog sleeps on
>>41446176"No. Now, if you'll excuse me I have to make sure that my room is protected against Ceer larva. Good day."
>>41446158Where did people learn that about Ceer biology? That's weird and implausible.
>>41446158Your hair's cute, it's fluffy, nothing's wrong with it.Tali did fornicate with a Ceer, but he won't be dying from any of his newborns killing him from the inside. You might wanna redo your Ceer biology, it's outdated and super wrong. We can even give you a first hand experience if you would care to join Ceera and Tali.
>>41446158Well, you don't really DO anything with it, do you? Like, even pigtails or something would be cute and not take much effort. It's just a shame to see an asset unused, is all.I mean, we're bald. It kind of stings when we see someone with hair not taking advantage of it, you know?
>>41446196Bye Argen, we'll have to have Tali hang out with you more!
>>41446158>Dear gods... Toto was the absolute worst.to be fair the guy was made up on the spot after seeing what the rest of the team was. Figured it would be better just to say fuck it and just roll with it instead of trying to force a serious game.