>>41562975
>Twitter: https://twitter.com/OrkQuestQM
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>>41562975
>Be kunnin', try to pick off some important looking humans from up here with random debris hanging around.

Our foes body. Its nice and heavy.

then:
>Send in grots first to take the most of the action.

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Where were you man?

Also we should start screaming Waaaaaaagh at the top of our lungs and get the BOYZ all riled up.

>>41562975
>Be kunnin', try to pick off some important looking humans from up here with random debris hanging around.
>Send in grots first to take the most of the action.

>>41563023
Real-life be happening.

Also, there will be a very small timeskip, mostly so you get some boyz back, you will get a few options to pick from.

>>41562975

Hey man, we missed you.

>Be kunnin', try to pick off some important looking humans from up here with random debris hanging around.

Don't use a brutal cunnin point just yet. We only have 2 and the battle is far from over. Save 1 for emergencies and save 1 if we have a really exceptionally awesome idea. I second the notion of throwing the body of one human leader at the other human leader/s

>>41562975
>Be kunnin', try to pick off some important looking humans from up here with random debris hanging around.

Throwing shit wins, but I see some torn vote between using a BRUTAL CUNNIN point.

Use a point?

>Yes
>No

>>41563189
No, we only have 2 left.

>>41563189

NO, do not use a point.

Save it for a great opportunity or horribly failed roll.

No point usage then.

>Roll 3d6

And yes you do throw the dude.

Rolled 6, 3, 2 = 11 (3d6)

>>41563315

Rolled 5, 2, 1 = 8 (3d6)

>>41563315

Rolled 6, 3, 4 = 13 (3d6)

>>41563315

13 is highest.

Writing.

>>41562975
You don't like how the humans have your orks basically pinned down, unable to go at them into true melee, so you need to distract them, and what's better for distracting than throwing stuff at someone? Nothing.

Taking aim at one of the few humans that are yelling around the most while pointing their fingers, because what experience taught you, is that if you yell and point a lot, you are the boss, you pick up a rock that happened to be around on the roof and you threw it without hesitation. It flew by next to his head, scratching the metal helmet and making him reel in pain. You missed the bullseye it seems, so you grab another thing that's next to you, the body.

You actually have a bit of trouble with trying to throw it because you have no idea how to grab it that allows you to do that, but you soon find yourself a comfortable grip and you take aim again. Everyone noticed your throw, and your boyz chant your name to give you support while the humans are aiming at you.

Arrows and bolts swish around your body, missing it by few centimeters and even less, but you are undeterred, once you feel it in your arms, you step in and throw your old enemy.

It flies trough the air, spinning like a ballerina before impacting against another, important looking human. You hear a short, sharp grunt as he falls down onto the ground. He doesn't seem to be alive, but you are not sure if he's dead or not, it matters little however as you throw few more things, thinning the numbers and wounding the captains before jumping down with your weapon and joining your group of orks.

>”WWWWAAAAAAGGGHHH!! CHARGE 'EM BOYZ!”
>”Starat throwin' gits! Kill da 'umies!”

BRUTAL CUNNIN action (2p)

>Grots first.
>Circle them.

>Write-in.

>>41563614
>”Starat throwin' gits! Kill da 'umies!”

>>41563614
>”Starat throwin' gits! Kill da 'umies!”

Can we cave in a roof on em? Like it slides off and lands on them?

Can our BOYZ get on the roof as well so we have ranged advantage and split their focus?

>>41563614
>Grots first.

>>41563614

Our throws thus far have been most effective. But the humans have shields and possibly a ranged weapons advantage with their crossbows. Therefore...

>”WWWWAAAAAAGGGHHH!! CHARGE 'EM BOYZ!”

>>41563614
>>”Starat throwin' gits! Kill da 'umies!”
>Grots charge in under the hail of stones.

>>41563614
>”WWWWAAAAAAGGGHHH!! CHARGE 'EM BOYZ!”

They have bows, thus they have an advantage in range.

>Just noticed the typo.

God. Damn. It.


>Can we cave in a roof on em? Like it slides off and lands on them?

No house that close to the humies.

>Can our BOYZ get on the roof as well so we have ranged advantage and split their focus?

Yes, that's plausible.

Vaguely related, do you boyz think a 1:48 Fokker DR.1 is too large to kitbash into an ork flyer?

>>41563614
Grots first

I see lots of votes for throwing and having grots do your job.

Do you wish to spend a point for grots?

>Yes
>No

>>41563828
Get BOYZ on roof to throw grits on humies while other BOYZ charge. Maybe they could grab a wagon or a cart and ram it into the formations?

Arrows would be ineffective if our BOYZ are behind a filled cart/wagon, it gives us a lot of force to punch through, and it's not like they can stop a ork powered battering ram.

>>41563871
Yes

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>>41563871
Yes,

In addition to this

>>41563882

>>41563871
Yes

>>41563882
sounds good.

If you guys wish to set boyz on roofs, then charge with something and have grots go first, it would be too much for your ork brain and would require 2 points to do so. You either go with both or pick one.

>Just send in grots while circling about. (1 point)
>Send boyz onto rooftops and charge into them, no grots going first (1 point)
>Do both (2 points.))

>>41563930
>Do both
We iz the most kunnin of orks

>>41563930

Send boyz onto rooftops and charge into them, no grots going first.

Only use one BC point. That way, if we horribly botch this roll, we'll still be able to do a reroll.

>>41563930
>Just send in grots while circling about.

>>41563930
Do both!

I want to get to us colonizing the ork mountain.

>>41563930
>>Send boyz onto rooftops and charge into them, no grots going first (1 point)

>>41563930
>Do both (2 points.))

3 for both
2 for charge and rooftops
1 for grots.

I'll wait 3 minutes from this post, if nothing changes, I'll start writing.

>>41564128
Both it is.

>YOU USED 2 BRUTAL CUNNIN POINTS, YOU HAVE 0 LEFT.

And now....

>roll 3d6.

Rolled 6, 1, 6 = 13 (3d6)

>>41564182

Rolled 2, 2, 4 = 8 (3d6)

>>41564182

Rolled 3, 6, 1 = 10 (3d6)

>>41564182

Rolled 6, 6, 5 = 17 (3d6)

>>41564182

Rolled 3, 1, 5 = 9 (3d6)

>>41564182

>>41564202
SO CLOSE.

YET SO FAR.

10 is highest.

Writing.

>>41564213
but
>>41564193

>>41564213
you mean 13 right?

>>41564213
Oh fuck I am blind as shit. I am really, really sorry.

13 is highest.

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>>41564213

>>41563614
“...Boyz! I'z got an idea!” You yell under the barrage of enemy fire, they all look up to you as like up to a savior. Your massive arm points at nearby carts before pointing up at roofs around the place.

“Get sum strong boyz and push da carts into da 'umies! Rest of ya gits go up da roofs and throw stuff into da 'umies!”

They are swift to fulfill your orders, some bigger orks gather up two carts and empty them of whatever was on top of them and roll them around, pointing straight at the human wall, the humans were quick to notice your idea and tried to prevent it. Sending out their ranged units just a bit closer. However, in a sheer genius, or coincidence, you whistle at the same time, calling your grots once more.

They aren't a huge force to be reckon with, but this time they're handy, they don't require another encouragement in a form of a kick but still hesitate at first, yet eventually, the green tide washes itself on the floor before sliding in between the human pikes and nibble on their ankles, forcing the ranged units back.

You see human heads yell out before collapsing in pain as they're dragged down, soon enough the barrage from your boyz above concave a few other heads and force a panic in the ranks, just what you wanted. (cont.)

>>41564473
As they close up the holes, trying to tighten up, you charge in with a limp together with the two carts that were shifted into battering rams. The charge lasted but a few seconds with an echoing WAAAGH chanted right before the impact as human bones crunch underneath the wooden wheels or bashed against the bulk of the carts.

You made a huge swing, going from bottom to up with your arm, sending the two humans with pikes into the air, screaming before grunting when hitting the ground. One other human however, jumps onto your limping side and drives his sword into your armor. It pierces it and draws blood, but it was too shallow of a stab to stop your madness as you bash yourself against another ork that followed you, smashing the human and making him drop from your arm, dazed from the impact. Soon enough your weapon smashes him with an overhead attack, making the head explode in gore as the corpse slams into the ground.

You are in the middle of enemy ranks, you can only guess that about 89 of humans remain whilst you stand strong at 77 or so.

>Keep smashing! Destroy the army!
>Go straight for the boss/es.

>>41564490
Go straight for the boss/es

>>41564490
>>Keep smashing! Destroy the army!

>>41564490
>Keep smashing! Destroy the army!

>>41564490
>Go straight for the boss/es.

We got an army to fight their army.

We need a boss to fight a boss.

>>41564490
>Go straight for the boss/es.
Why not take out their morale

>>41564490
Fight your way to the humie bosses. Who says we need to stop fighting when there's krumping to be done.

Going for bosses win.

>roll 3d6.

Rolled 3, 5, 3 = 11 (3d6)

>>41564713

>>41564713
Smash em

Rolled 3, 4, 1 = 8 (3d6)

>>41564713

Rolled 6, 3, 2 = 11 (3d6)

>>41564713
Fuck, I messed up

11 is highest.

Writing.

>>41564490
Where are the pointing humans? You have no idea, but soon you will as your body charges forward, deeper into the human ranks with a kick to the chest before stomping down on it. You will get more skulls for your boss pole even if it means getting killed in the process.

With a roar and relentless strength, you brute force yourself deeper, spears and swords bash against your body, ever so often penetrating it but it is still not enough to prevent you from going onward, leaving a trail of bodies behind you.

Grabbing a humie by the head and crunching it, having the eyeballs pop out in-between your massive fingers and leaving trail of blood on the back of your limb, you throw him away somewhere into the group, caring little where he lands as you notice a rather familiar face.

“YOU KILLED MY FATHER YOU GREEN BASTAAAAAAARD!” The human yelled out the moment he returned your stare, it was the human you've hit before. Blood pouring from the side from where you have hit him, he charges immediately with an angry roar, you happily return the greeting with your own.

Charging against him, you prepare your strike, a tilted overhead from right to left, and you swing the moment you'd hit him, but the human skillfully slides in between your legs and ends up behind you. Dragging yourself in with the swing, your body turns around quickly, ignoring the hurting knee, but you are too slow as you see his sword driving itself into your side at the seams of your armor. (cont.)

>>41564927

It punches trough with force and the blade hides itself deep in your body, you reel back in pain as your back is hit with something heavy as well, sending you forward. The human spins around, dragging his sword out of your body whilst pushing against it from the inside, deepening the wound.

In your pain, you quickly turn around again and you wildly swing, it impacts with another human with a huge (in comparing to the human of course) mace, which was sent flying out of his arm due to your attack. You quickly follow up with another strike, from left to right, pushing the sluggish human to the side. But your success is ended prematurely as you have to block another swing from the human who stabbed your side.

>”I killed your water?! Wot ya mean 'umie!?”
>”RRRUARARGH! YOU'LL PAY FOR DIS 'UMIE!!”
>Any kunnin tricks? Any witty word? (Write-in)

>>41564947
>>”I killed your water?! Wot ya mean 'umie!?”
>>”RRRUARARGH! YOU'LL PAY FOR DIS 'UMIE!!”

>>41564947
Try and grab him and then use him as a club to beat the other humans

>>41564947
>”I killed your water?! Wot ya mean 'umie!?”
>If he manages to stab you deep again, hold his blade... and then crush he head.

>>41564947
>”I killed your water?! Wot ya mean 'umie!?”

>>41564947
>>”I killed your water?! Wot ya mean 'umie!?”

>”RRRUARARGH! YOU'LL PAY FOR DIS 'UMIE!!”

Grab his sword with our hand... Then shash his head.

Well, saying both works.

For a tactic.

>Grab him and use him like a club.
>If he stabs you again, crush his head.

>>41565101
>Grab him and use him like a club.

>>41565101
>>Grab him and use him like a club.

>>41565101
>Grab him and use him like a club

>>41565101

If we grab him, he's just going to stab us again while we do so.

>Punch stabby 'umie in chest, find huge mace that was dropped by other 'umie

>>41565101
>>Grab him and use him like a club.

>>41565115
>>41565123
>>41565124
>>41565137

this better work. we're gonna get stabbed again.

Using him as a smashy-smashy object works.

>roll 3d6

Rolled 5, 4, 5 = 14 (3d6)

>>41565158

Rolled 5, 2, 3 = 10 (3d6)

>>41565158
Smash them good

Rolled 3, 2, 6 = 11 (3d6)

>>41565158

>>41565170
Nice.

14 is highest, writing.

>>41564947
“RRRUARGH! I KILLED YER WATER?! WOT YA MEAN 'UMIE?!” You yell out in sharp pain as your wounds stack up, but your strength is again, no match for any human and you push the sword out with no trouble. Gaining the advantage, you ram your Smasha with the pointy tip of the fang into your opponent, but its blocked by the shield and sends him back a considerable amount, yet he doesn't fall down from his feet, despite punching a hole trough that shield.

“ET DOESN'T MATTA! YOU'LL PAY FOR DIS 'UMIE!!” Yelling, your body gathers strength and rolls out like a boulder aimed straight at him, in but a few seconds you are already next to him. To avoid you, he rolls to the side, but you saw this coming already as it was used against you once and you stop earlier than you normally would and swing harshly with an overhead attack. It shakes the ground as the human loses his footing again, trying to dodge your slam, with that, you press on again the advantage, but instead of hitting him, you want to get personal.

Stepping towards him, your massive arm clutches itself on his stomach, you manage to even grab his sword arm in the grip as well. He yells out in pain and anger, trying to wiggle his way out of your vice-like grip, but its all for naught. (cont.)

>>41565396

Picking him up like a doll, you notice the previous human, charging into you with his mace, knowing better not to get hit by it, your body reacts instinctively and your smack him as he's charging with the human. They both grunt and the bigger human is send flying again, rolling on the ground. However, your weapon-human doesn't stop trying to set himself free and his shield rams itself against your wrist, causing you to groan in pain.

Returning the favor, your arm raises and quickly drops down, slamming the human against the ground and he makes unconscious sounding grunt as blood rushes out of his mouth. You raise him again and in the mid swing, you feel sharp pain again and you release the human who rolls on the ground before kneeling down on the ground, stopping himself by dragging the shield on the ground.

“You... Sheep.. Fucker.. I'LL KILL.. YOU ALL!!”

He yells out, standing up with shaky legs and reaches for a spear nearby.

You do see your orks doing work, clearly winning the battle as you are doing short work with the human, but your death will definitely change that.

>Dodge?
>Stop him before he throws it?
>Throw something yourself.
>Something else? (Write-in)

>>41565414
>Something else? (Write-in)
grab a corpse or another human or another orc, drag into line of javelin and shield ourselves.

>>41565453
This

Rolled 4, 1, 3 = 8 (3d6)

>>41565414
We'z da biggest, da strongest AND da fastest Charge him down while he weak

>>41565414
>>Something else? (Write-in)
Lose yourself in the mob and help out the boyz.

>>41565414
Seconding >>41565453

>>41565414
Finish it with a burst of speed. I get these are tough humies but god damn it WE ARE THE FASTEST/BADDEST MOTHERFUCKERS ON THE BLOCK. I say we charge him and dodge his attacks, beat the spinal fluid out if him.

3 for getting a shield
2 for running up to him.

I'll wait 3 minutes the moment this post goes trough, if nothing changes, I'll start writing.

>>41565714
Why not both?

>>41565714
Just grab a shield, human or otherwise

>>41565714
>>41565725
Yeah, both sounds good.

>>41565725
That would require a BRUTAL CUNNIN point, which you do not have.

>>41565748
:(

>>41565748
For future reference can we expand that pool later, or are you wanting to keep that limit?

Also will there ever be a way to regain kunning in combat?

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Writing. Oh also.

>roll 3d6, possibly the last roll for this fight.

Rolled 4, 1, 3 = 8 (3d6)

>>41565808

Rolled 5, 3, 6 = 14 (3d6)

>>41565808

>>41565795
We will see in the future, I do plan to increase the pool, not sure about refreshing BRUTAL CUNNIN points mid-battle though.

Rolled 5, 1, 6 = 12 (3d6)

>>41565808

Rolled 4, 5, 3 = 12 (3d6)

>>41565808
We can do it!

>>41565825
14 is highest, writing.

>>41565833
Will we get naturally smarter as we age?
I.e. raising the bar on what counts as brutal cunning.

>>41565858
Yes, you already did a few things that would require a brutal cunnin point to spent if you weren't a one cheeky ork.

>>41565858
Yeah picking up a shield and attacking seems pretty simple, middle of the road for an ork even. I think we should do that sort of thing as second nature once we get smarts.

>>41565414
Thinking fast (for an ork) you reach for whatever is closest to you that can block a projectile, it happens to be a wooden board, well enough to act as a makeshift shield. You get behind the projectile catcher and try to make yourself as small as possible before you hear a distinctive sound of something getting stuck in the thing. The thought that he threw the spear already is further set in stone by the fact that the tip pushed trough the wood and brushed your cheek.

Throwing it away, you laugh at the failure of your enemy before charging again. You have no idea for how long this battle has lasted, but you feel your body being still capable of pulling off stunts. Stepping closer, you wind up a thrust with your weapon as the avenging enemy rushes towards you, coughing blood on the way.

He tries to slide underneath you again, but you do not fall for this trick again, your arm lowers itself before thrusting, the fang digging itself into the chest plate of his armor and into the flesh, sending the substance into his bloodstream.

The hit itself was more than enough to send him flying back, he's sent flying into the cart that was used to charge trough. His body slams itself against it before sliding down to the ground and you finally get to see what effect the venom has.

“Y-You damn.. Ork.. People will know.. Aborthnmm-”

His sentence is cut abruptly as his body starts to violently shake and twitch, increasing the frequency with each second as you can hear gargling voices escape from his throat in rhythm with the twitches. (cont.)

>>41566117
The wound bloats up with a red balloon as his eyes start to leak blood before they just simply melt away, leaving nothing but dark hole in the place. The crimson bubble pops and from the wound giant chunks of what you can only guess are organs are sent flying in your direction, covering you in gore goop as his body wilts away, the blood leaking like a fountain. Soon enough, pinkish goo-like substance leaks trough the eye-sockets and ears, further proving him dead.

Making a mighty roar, you flex your body as humans shake in fear before running away. But they are quickly taken down by either your throwers or the ones who started to chase after them.

Soon enough, you rob this village from its last defenders and citizens, murdering everyone who exists and is not green. It takes a while, but eventually, you are the only left with a total of 64 orks around you. 2 Nobz remaining from the fight as well.

What do you rob?

>Everything, literally, take the entire village with yourself.
>Everything that has value.
>Nothing, go back to your camp and celebrate!
>Something else? (Write-in)

>>41566136
>Everything, literally, take the entire village with yourself.

We could just make the vilage a new base. It has walls, and houses and there might even be some morons stumbling over here, not knowing that vilage was taken.

>>41566136
>Everything that has value.
and if after that we still have some carrying capacity left, then just grab as much more as we can hold.

>>41566136
>Everything, literally, take the entire village with yourself.

We're going to need supplies to build our HQ in the Ork mountain!

>>41566136
>>Everything, literally, take the entire village with yourself.

>>41566136
Also

>The wound bloats up with a red balloon as his eyes start to leak blood before they just simply melt away, leaving nothing but dark hole in the place. The crimson bubble pops and from the wound giant chunks of what you can only guess are organs are sent flying in your direction, covering you in gore goop as his body wilts away, the blood leaking like a fountain. Soon enough, pinkish goo-like substance leaks trough the eye-sockets and ears, further proving him dead.

Damn son, let's find some more of those fangs. Maybe domesticate some of the things they come from.

>>41566136
>Everything, literally, take the entire village with yourself.

>>41566136
>Everything, literally, take the entire village with yourself.

>>41566136

Wez da boss. Take EVERYTHING! No one else is getting our loot!

Small break for food. Tired as hell.

>>41566206

Building the HQ in the Ork mountain is a great idea. I think we already have mining tools from the mining pit too.

>>41566387
Ya, so far we have giant mountain, forest, plains where human city used to be, our village, and mines. More than enough to work with.

Here's an idea though. Why don't we make armored rams on wheels that our BOYZ push. Maybe even hollow out the log so we can put gr0ts in. Well have cover from arrows and if we break through a wall partially the grits can pop off the tip and rush out!

>>41566331
Sounds good boss.

Can we get an idea of everything we've looted this session, or will we have to wait for next time?

>>41566460
I can tell you this much.

The amount of wood, food, metal and literally everything else is not worth putting in numbers. You just got.. Everything.

Your tinkers even ripped out the blacksmith furnaces that were here and took them back.

>>41566499
But how many orks do we have left then?

>>41566622
>but eventually, you are the only left with a total of 64 orks around you. 2 Nobz remaining from the fight as well.

>>41566448
Sounds like a great idea. We'll be satisfying our need for SPEEEED

Oh, by the way.

>Roll 3d6, see how good your specialists were at keeping people from escaping.

Rolled 5, 4, 3 = 12 (3d6)

>>41566679

Rolled 5, 1, 3 = 9 (3d6)

>>41566679

Rolled 4, 5, 1 = 10 (3d6)

>>41566679

Rolled 3, 4, 4 = 11 (3d6)

>>41566679

>>41566686
12 is highest. Aight then.

>>41566721
Exactly how big was the village

>>41566737
If it had any more time and resources it would turn into a small city. It was quite huge. I can't give you exact numbers.

>>41566136
“BOYZ! TAKE. EVERY. FINK! LITERALLY!” You roar in triumph, raising your blood covered arms before letting your boyz to go wild on the. They did take your word and are currently ripping out even wooden panels the humans have as floor. Who knows, they just might need the damn thing. You yourself however, go on happy stride taking the heads, you gather up 2 as only the old human and the other one were worthy of any kind of challenge.

The entire looting process takes the entire night, and only when the sun is now clearly out in the sky does your boyz finish taking the last items from what once used to be village, but now is a barren and empty space, with the ground charred by fire and covered in the crimson juice that is human blood. This was a good fight, worth the weight.

Gathering up the boyz who were taking the last wooden part of the palisade, which was the log itself, you order them to go back post haste.

There are things you were happy with and not. You do know that the orks you have ordered to keep everyone from escaping did let some trough, you are not happy with that at all but besides berating them, there's little you can do about it.

On the good side, after having to wait a bit to set everything up in your tribe, which took a while now that you think about it. A lot of advancements have been made in mean time. (Cont.)

>>41566875
>The mine is running, orks are mining and have recently struck metal ores, some casualties taken as more weird things were found deeper in.
>You have your own dependable food source of fungus based food and drinks.
>Squids are breeding wildly, tons of subspecies have appeared already.
>The boars have been completely broken on top of getting bit more of them.
>A lot of orks have appeared, your numbers stand high at about 124, you will need to wait or look harder as to who is who in terms of specialization.
>You have grew in size! You are a proper boss now, towering over anyone in the tribe and you don't need to be worrying about anything. Everything belongs to you and all you have to do is to just take it.
>The black substance you found in the ork mountain was classified as something your tinkers call fuel. It's highly flammable and will become useful very, very soon.

And more importantly, you have decided to...:

>Pain Boss: Because knowing how to stitch an arm back to body is actually a very useful knowledge.
>Big Tink: You're a proper mekboy, technical gubbinz are no secret to you.
>Kommando Boss: You love going fast, but going fast STEALTHILY is something you find worthy as a challenge.
>Propa Speed Freak: SPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>Something else? (Write-in)
>”Nah, whateva, I'll do et later."

>>41566885
>Propa Speed Freak: SPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>41566885
>Something else? (Write-in)
can we wait a day and then burn all of our kunnin points when they come back to be some of everything?

>>41566885
How about we make a shooty bozz?

>>41566930
Oh fuck, I knew I forgot to write something.

You refresh your BRUTAL CUNNIN points to full, back at 4.

>>41566885
Big tink, we cant go propah fast if we trust the grots to make our stuff for us

>>41566913
I'm inclining on going with this but if someone has a better idea...

>>41566930
Happy to back.

Though ide be cool with a combo of Big Tink, Kommando and Proppa speed.

>>41566945
Then can we burn those BRUTAL CUNNIN points on our ascendance to becoming a boss,

>>41566941
voting for this, I can just imagine a huge ork with the biggest gun on the battlefield exept for the ones on the trukks etc

Could some one explain speed freak to me? I feel that's what we should do for theme but the others seem SO much more versatile.

>>41566984
I agree

>>41566984
it's about driving fast things speedily.

>>41566984
You run really fast, you have the fastest boar, you will have fastest and flashiest trukk and if Gork/Mork gives, you'll get a plane too.

>>41567001
Would it make any spaceships we get in the far future real fast?

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>>41566885
>>Something else? (Write-in)
Can't we become a 'heavy boss? We are slow but strong and sturdy and later on we can wear mega armour, basicly we can become Grimskull

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>>41567001
We could have all that, but better if we go big mek.

>>41567001
In that case I'd suggest we either go with big mek (can still emphasize speed) or just continue to focus on general bossing. Speed freak tends to limit our options somewhat.

>>41567045
on very fast trukks and battlevagons of course

>>41566885
>”Nah, whateva, I'll do et later."
standard boss best boss

>>41566885
Considering our progress, could we be a mix of Speed freak and big tink?

>>41567056
Actually this. It makes more sense. We can make ourselves our fastest basha' and everything

>>41567050
Yes. That's possible.

>>41567050
Big Mek will give you a path to Battle Wagons and bigger things. Whilst Propa Speed Freak will grant you the fastest vehicles you can make. Plus, if you go Big Mek, a lot of things you'll do will be sold for profit because everyone will want one too.

>>41566885
Big Tink. I want to build speedy fings

>>41567045
voting this, the concept is cool

>>41567112
Kurwa

Meant to quote >>41567045
on first part.

>>41567045
voting this!

>>41567045
Ill vote this, seems fitting that in ork quest the goal is to be as big as possible. Plus grimskull is weirdly kunnin for an ork, just like zognik

>>41567112
So my final vote is using some BK points on a merging between Big Mek and Proppa speed

>>41566978
YOU ARE A BOSS ANON.

>>41567093
Voting for this

Or speed and big shootah

>>41567219
Sorry, can't allow that. you gotta pick one, it's how orks do.

>>41567259
Okay then Big Mek looks the most promising

>>41567045
votin dis ere

>>41567259
Alright, big mek.

Big mek. We can eventually make mega armor or the like for ourselves.

>>41567289
Going with Big Mek. We trick out our BOYZ super nice. Like pimp my ride borderlands 2 style.

I'm going to vote for big mek, since that'll lead to beoming a Mek Boss

>>41567259
Big Mek works for me.

I see quite overwhelming for 'Eavy Boss and Big Mek here. So allow me to focus on those two in the final vote.

For those that want to be shooty/choppy, you can focus on that as a side thing, its something about preference rather than actual development.

>Big Mek?
>'Eavy Boss?

>>41567382
>'Eavy Boss

>>41567382
Mek pplox

>>41567382
Big Mek

>>41567382
>'Eavy Boss?

Go big or go home

>>41567382
heavy boss pls

>>41567382
Big Mek

>>41567382
Big Mek
We can use our natural speed as a mek, but not as a heavy

>>41567382
Mek.

Think guys... We can still add on all the heavy boss stuff later (mega armor and the like)

>>41567382
eavy

>>41567382
>Big Mek

We have a million kinds of speed freaks and the boss invents stuff for him all.

I want to make new units outside of what's in the codex so Big Mek has the best chance of using resources well to get stuff done.

If you want something done.....do it yourself.

>>41567382
Mek

>>41567045
>We are slow
Slow, sure, but that big fuck off V8 on his back powers up his legs proper fast when he want to be speedy.

>>41567382
>>'Eavy Boss?

10 votes from me for Eavy armour

7 for Mek
5 for 'Eavy so far. Keep them coming. Vote is up for next ~5 mins.

>>41567382
eavy boss

Big Mek, we must construct a stompa.

>>41567537
Why construct the stompa when you can BE the stompa

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If we choose eavy boss we could be liek pic related in the future, leading bikes and trukks to the field on the trukk/vagon that is in front

>>41567548
We can be both as a big mek

Time's up. I will recount the votes now.

Big mek

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Already voted just posting Mek beauty

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Look at that dakka.

LOOK AT IT

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7 for Heavy.
8 for Mek.

Well, that was a close one, but Mek wins. And with this vote, I am ending the thread.

>End of Thread.

I can stick a bit for a QnA.

My twitter and the rest is up in second post: >>41562981

I will archive the thread in just a second.

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>>41567631
Thanks for the thread! Looking forward to tricking out the army!

>>41567672
No problem.

The Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41562975/

Captcha was giving me a lot of fries, I want some now.

>>41567701
Ya I got a lot of fries as well

What are you wanting out of this experience? I find making sure the DM/QM/CM is having fun is the best way to make sure nothing gets drilled.

>>41568001
Dropped*

>>41568001
Honestly? Nothing really, I just want to polish my English some more.

I really don't want a lot out of it, not that I put a lot of thought into this thing as well. Literally only two first posts from the first thread were premade and I am winging everything, EVERYTHING in between the key parts of the story. Which I don't have a lot anyway.

I am fucking afraid once you guys hit SPESS, I barely have any clue what to do after you go to space.

>>41568065
What would you like? From space I mean?

>>41568116
I HAVE NO IDEA. We'll see what will happen once you guys get there, which I don't expect to happen any time soon.

>>41568131
Fair enough. Cya then

I am off then now for good. See you all later.

>>41568065
Well, if you want to polish your English. I did notice you tend to use the phase "only but a few" a whole lot. It can sometimes be a bit excessive. For example: instead of "only but a few humans escaped" say "only a few humans escaped. Overall, though, the writing quality is very strong and I'm just nit picking. This has been a really fun quest and I'm looking forward to the rest of it.