The air around you is filled the stench of rotting garbage, the foul miasma making it hard to breathe. Makes that the second time you’ve avoided hell, but now you seem to be stuck in an impossibly deep pit that is used as a garbage dump.At least you have two people to blame for all this: That Chinese guy who sent you to a brainwashing facility and that damn angel bitch who threw you down here. Revenge will be ever so sweet if you can find a way out of here and back up to the city.>14 not badAs you fell you were able to notice a few points of interest; there is a goddamn floating island above the city, you were falling a little too fast but you estimate this pit is at least five hundred stories deep and there are wires and nets stretched across the pit you - tore through a couple of them on the way down.As you stare upwards at the pinprick of light in the distance you can feel your body knitting itself back together. Every part of your body is filled with an odd tingling sensation, regardless it’s time to do something – anything – to get out of here no time to wallow in self pity.> hp recovered 5/5> Progress to unlock ??? 1/???> Dig around in the garbage> Take a look around you> OtherWelcome back to Afterlife Quest!Twitterhttps://twitter.com/ApophisquestsTGPastebinhttp://pastebin.com/u/ApophisTGYou currently have 25 exp to spend.
>>41646128>> Take a look around youDr to 3Toughness 3 Badass 4
>>41646232I'll just go with this to keep things movingYou stand up and brush some garbage off of you and look around into the darkness. To the, let’s call it north, you see what looks like single very distant speck of light it seems to be getting closer but it is too far away to tell for sure.Off into the east you see a grouping of campfires, their light flickering in the distance.So then to the south-west you can see the faint glow of artificial light behind a mound of garbage.Not much to go on, just how large is this pit anyways?> Go north> Go east> Go south-west> Other
>>41646453>> Go north
>>41646608You’ve had enough with villages and don’t need to run into more of the goons running this place so you set off to intercept the single light in the distance. You walk for what seems like hours in the slime and muck of rotting garbage, the closer you get it becomes clearer – the light is headed directly at you.You hear scuttling as some sort of land crabs scurry all over the place, mostly in the opposite direction as the light. Then there is a rumbling as something very big is pushing its way through the rotting heaps of trash, and then you see it –A single point of light connected to billowing clouds of darkness, everything it touches is drawn into itself, and this huge thing is completely unimpeded as it sucks up anything and everything in its way.> Get out of its way> Run> Fight it> Other
>>41646788looks like this winsgive me 2d10+5 for the escape
Rolled 7, 5 + 5 = 17 (2d10 + 5)>>41647010
Rolled 2, 9 + 5 = 16 (2d10 + 5)>>41647010
>>41647138>>41647148>17 vs middle DC 15 passLooks like the little crabs have the right idea, this thing seems to be able to absorb anything that it touches so it’s time to get out of here.You run through the dirt and grime, backtracking as best you can where you know you can avoid tripping into a pit of slime or some shit. Glancing over your shoulder you see that you are easily losing it and soon enough the rumbling fades and you can’t see the light anymore. Just to be on the safe side though you backtrack a bit more, the thing could just be behind a heap of trash or somethingEventually you come back around to roughly where you fell down here - the campfires are much closer than they were before so you sneak a bit closer to get a better look.Not campfires, it seems to be a caravan of some sort made up of giant versions of the little land crabs. Short green creatures scurry about sorting through the trash all around you, tossing scavenged things up to others riding on the crabs to be stowed away. Others tend to the fires set in various scraps of metal that have been tied onto the crabs.> Walk up to them> Try to sneak into the caravan> Wait for them to pass> Other
>>41647259> Walk up to them
>>41647281“No no no, dumb crabs going wrong way!” says one of the little green guys franticly pulling on a rope attached to a crab.“Haha you dumb, can’t drive crabs”“Yup, chief gonna make yous into soups”“I finds a shiny!”Not too bright are they, seem to be smart enough to talk though. So you decide to walk right up to them and as soon as one sees you it starts screaming.“Helps humans attacks me”“yous not dead though,” another responds“is right there”The second one sees you and shouts, “helps attacks,” it then pulls out a bone knife and throws it at you. The knife harmlessly bounces off of you. The pair of them look rather shocked.“wait yous cheated human”“no yous just dumb yous throw knife away can’t stabs now”“don’t telling chief he makes I into soup”>Two hostile? little green men encountered> They attacked you so kill them> Talk to them, they may know what this place is> These things are dumb just leave> Other
>>41647556> Talk to them, they may know what this place isToss the knife over to the ground next to them.
>>41647556> These things are dumb just leave
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>41647582>>416476061 for talk2 for leaveeither way writing
You pick up the knife that got thrown at you, and gently toss it over to them, “I’m not looking for trouble just have a few questions.”“I gets knife from humans”“No I gets the humans knife”The pair of them descend into fighting over something that was already theirs, so you ignore them and head into the caravan. What you find is absolute chaos, somehow these little creatures are generating more garbage than already exists as they race around trying to scavenge what they can, wrangle crabs, and there are more than a few ongoing fights over shiny objects.You try to talk to some of them but they just scatter and yelp about humans attacking so you look around the caravan itself.There are twenty giant crabs in the caravan with a few hundred or so little green guys, it’s hard to tell with them all looking the same and them darting about all over the place. There are tents on a few of the crabs, rope ladders provide access if you want to climb up, so you check out one of them.> Largest crab with the brightly colored tent> Tent with colored smoke slowing drifting above it> The chief’s tent> Change your mind and leave> Other
>>41648196> The chief’s tent
>>41648218chief time it is
It takes a few tries but you get a hold of one of the little guys and ask where the chief is, and it quickly points you in the direction of a ladder that has been decorated with skulls, “chief there yous not going or yous gets turn into soup.”The ladder is decaying and almost unable to hold your weight, but you manage to scramble up the side of the crab to get to the chief’s tent. You pull open the flaps to find that other than a few tattered rugs strewn about and a cardboard box the tent is empty. Inside the box you find a letter and what looks like a bunch of GPS devices, turning one on you see it shows your position in the middle and a single dot some unknown distance away. The letter reads –“To whoever finds this note – you’ve no doubt tried to find the leader of this tribe of goblins, but as you can see there isn’t one. The idea of a chief s revered in goblin society but the man behind the curtain so to speak is their shaman. If you need assistance just follow the device to the indicated area.”> Talk to shaman> Follow device> Other
>>41648703> Talk to shamanTake the GPS with us, though.
>>41648703>>41648738Yes, do this.
>>41648738>>41649099Alright off to the shaman with your new GPS thing
Well this whole situation seems a bit shifty, so you decide to grab one of the devices and clamber down one crab and up another.The pungent scent of various burning things fill the air as think colored smokes waft about. In the middle of the tent sits a large cauldron containing a fire attended to by a lone goblin dressed in bones and scavenged jewelry.It occasionally tosses something into the fire causing a plume of smoke to rise with a flash of flame. As you enter the tent it turns its milky clouded eyes to you.“So yous come at last, the fallen human,” its horse voice croaks out, “no hostilities but a seeker of knowledge, yous ask questions now.” > Where is this?> How to get out?> Strange device?> Write-in – what do you want to know> Kill it, acquire goblin tribe
>>41649480>Where am I? Is this Limbo?And do you know why they tried to brainwash me up above?
Question.Are the goblins at all inspired by the grunts from Halo?They act very similar.
>>41649649Maximum politeness only one question>>41649811Not really, these guys are just not too bright from years of living in the dark with nothing to do but run, hide, and collect trash.
The (blind?) goblin laughs and gestures you to come closer, “Yous in the pit human not limbo, cast down with the garbage and monsters,” the creature seems particularly frail and aged.“Tribe knows no brainwashing, tribe history never higher than ring three,” it shuffles around in some scattered debris then holds up a scrap of metal that reads -Research Ring Three-- Monster Sector-- Creation Laboratories-- Black Clearance- “Tribe escape long ago but not smart and fall down here,” it suddenly points to the device you picked up,“White coat humans use those to escape at the lights, tribe tries to follow but never come back.”“Pit is dark and smells, but many crabs to eat and ride,” the goblin says with sudden clarity, “Escape is unknown, stay in tribe to live yous strong scare tribes enemies.”> Stay with caravan to prepare> Set off on your own> Follow the device> Write-in – more questions?> Other
>>41649969> Stay with caravan to preparelearn more while we are here. Possibly gain some gear from all the trash.
>>41649969"So, you're the Shaman, right? Does that mean you know magic and voodoo?"
>>41650033>>41650176Writing for sticking around a bit longer
Other than the shaman, it doesn’t seem like any of the goblins have brains so you are able to collect anything you want from them, just pick something up and say it is yours and they all believe it. You also spend some time trying to learn more from the shaman, the elderly goblin seems happy for the company of someone with a mind so it chatters on for days you think, hard to tell time down here.You learn that the pit is used by the city above to dispose of everything from trash to experimental monster projects. The light and billowing black cloud thing is a cleaner of sorts, it uses physical force to break down anything it touches and then converts it to magical energy to grow bigger. The white coat humans obviously are researchers, they come down to collect parts from abandoned projects, specimens, and when a cleaner gets too big they harvest them for the energy. Unfortunately the shaman doesn’t know much about the world above, you can’t get more information other than the story of ring three it could be truth or it could just be some salvaged metal they built their tribes identity around.When you ask about magic the shaman nods and says, “Yes magic is real, I trade eyes for sight but you like killing things more.” The old goblin suddenly ushers you outside, “I see this time before, outside go!”Down below goblins are running about and yelling in panic about birds, some sort of flying creature swoops down with a skreeee, and the shaman calmly raises his hand and a glob of fire out. Whatever it was the bursts against the flying creature and coats it in flame like napalm or something burning it alive before if even hits the ground.Yes looks like magic is real.During you time with the goblins you decided to Pick at most two, also taking the first 5d100 for acquiring gear from the goblin’s salvage > Try to learn magic> Learn how to scavenge goblin style> Look for loot on your own> Tried to train yourself> Other
Rolled 48, 89, 73, 39, 80 = 329 (5d100)>>41650835> Try to learn magic> Learn how to scavenge goblin styleThey seem to know what to do to survive around here, so we might as well.
Rolled 59, 39, 32, 22, 45 = 197 (5d100)>>41650835> Try to learn magic> Learn how to scavenge goblin styleWhen in rome...
>>41650911Looks like you find:A silver flask containing a chunky green liquid. Shaman says it is a magic potion but has never seen that kind before. Probably better to test it on a goblin.A cube about the size of a grapefruit. Each face opens to a compartment the size of the cube itself. There was a fresh apple inside one of the faces.A small pouch of 55 gold coins. The shaman doesn't know what humans from above use gold for.39 - A small heart shaped pendant with engravings of animals on it, there is a crack down the middle. Shaman says it is magical but can't understand what it does.80 - An empty drab olive military style backpack, the inside is lined with tough silvery cloth. Things inside the backpack seem to be much lighter than they are.Feel free to abandon anything you don't like back to the goblins.
>>41650835> Try to learn magic> Learn how to scavenge goblin
>>41650911>>41650929Writing for magic and scavenge>>41651185Well damn just ignore those numbers I forgot to erase, its all great stuff I'm sure.
You ask the shaman to teach you to use magic, the old goblin waves his hand creating some golden motes of light appear.“Human yous have no magic, can’t teach blind to read.” The shaman croaks.You continue to pester the shaman about magic undeterred though, soon through your questioning you piece together some kind of understanding about magic. It is more or less the same as that Ki stuff old martial artists talk about and as a secret agent you’ve been trained in martial arts it can’t be that hard to just sit down and figure this out.>Ability remembered Meditation Rank 9>Stat unlocked Ki: 0When you sit and meditate on how to use magic the shaman approaches, “Strange I see flow of alter but still nothing from yous.” The shaman ponders on this and tells you, “No more magic knowledge, this maybe bad thing”The goblins don’t just find things in the garbage you’ve noticed before it is as if they are creating more garbage just by existing. What was once a rather flat area of garbage turns into heaps of trash after the goblins scavenge around. Thanks to the shaman tutoring you in the ways of magic you notice that it must be some kind of innate magical effect they have. After countless hours toiling beside them you think you understand how they do it, but you also now are covered in trash and stink really badly.>Ability gained Goblin scavenging Rank 1> Stick with goblins> Try to find some better stuff> There is a blip near you on the device> Other
>>41651624Point out the blip on the device to the Shaman. If he asks, tell him the truth about where you found the device, and tell him about the note.
>>41651624>> Stick with goblinslittl longer, try harder at magic. and Goblin gathering.>want all the shiney
>>41651718>>41652112Writing for stick around a bit longer.Also here is a list of things you found while out with the goblins before. The goblins will be very happy to take anything you don't want. Keep in mind all you have to carry stuff with is a backpack.Four pairs of dark gold pants, one very small hourglass, one tiny bronze-capped cedar cane, one quill pen, one dark gold shirt, twelve huge jars of colored ink, three broken glasses, one huge bright blue bottle, one large sealed letter, one frayed belt, twelve silver amulets, one dark grey glove, one deck of cards, one very large ruby, a hickory lute, thirty-seven feathers, nineteen large pouches, eight wooden dolls, three broken hourglasses, one small gold locket, one dark red choker, one jaguar skull, one turquoise earring, one golden-brown blanket, and one small hand mirror.
>>41652213Give away feathers, broken shit, The lute that we have no clue how to play, The large pouches except for one which we will wear, The skull, the ink, The belt.Put on the glove, gold outfit. Claim from now on to be Michael Jackson when he turned white but before he lost his nose.
>>41652413I am fine with that. We could get decent gear and train down here. while we have the chance. And save up gold/money to use to buy some stuff when we get the chance.
You take your GPS thing to the shaman once again and ask him more about it.“Yous in chief hut see letter too?” The shaman asks, “White coat humans give those and other things ask to send smart goblins for trade, now tribe only dumb goblins bad trade.”Well it seems like the shaman is a fairly useless source of information now, so you go back to trying to figure out magic. Countless hours pass as the caravan transverses the endless garbage dump, on occasion you stop to help the goblins fight off veritable hordes of those damn annoying flying things. They don’t taste half bad though, much better than the standard mystery goblin soup.>Goblins live a panicked dirty life and you stuck with it too> Gained 15 stat points>You feel like this magic stuff can’t be that hard>Gained 5 kiYou decide to change into the golden outfit and the grey glove, they don’t match but it’s a damn good leather glove. When you give the goblins a bunch of the broken or useless junk you found they swiped your old clothes though damn it, they brought your five sharp bone knives in exchange though.The shaman approaches you some time later and offers a bone amulet, “Yous stay with tribe long, yous tribe friend now.” In the distance you can hear drums and see massive bonfires and even more massive crabs stalking through the darkness. “The gathering, mighty goblin warriors fight, tribe too small but yous can win get tribe glory.”> Be the tribe’s warrior> Nope time to leave> Questions?> Other
>>41652771"I think we can take them. Ever hear about sun tzu? No? Well, anyways, all we have to do is hide in the garbage and take them all when they least expect it. Maybe set up some traps for one of us to lead them into, too."
>>41652771>> Be the tribe’s warriorbetter gain something good from this. DO we have anything we can do with the ki yet?
>>41652848To be more clear, you wont be fighting everyone.Its a death match arena. Only the great warrior of a tribe fights.
>>41652884Oh, well then. I thought it was a tribal war.Ask the shaman who the warrior would be if we refused.
>>41652875On Ki, no you'll need at least 10 points in it for the Shaman to detect you as a magical thing.Until then he wont try to teach you magic.
>>41652917the tribe is shit, they likely won't even go if we don't volunteer to go as the tribe warrior.This is a good chance to meet another shaman or someone with information.>>41652936k
>>41652848>>41652875>>41652917Get some answers and fight for the tribeWriting
These little buggers have grown on you, so what the hell you tell the shaman you will fight for the tribe.>Reputation gain: Bonetooth tribe’s great warrior“Hey shaman just what is this gathering and who would fight if I refused?”The old goblin lets out a laugh, “Tribe have no mighty warrior, too weak too dumb to fight”“The Gathering time is decided by shamans, winner of fight gets best scavenge, prevent war between ten tribes”“Now rest human, big fights ahead”>Before the fights this will be the last chance to use those stat points> Look through the tribes stuff for better equipment> Try to get last minute magic lessons> Ask about the other tribes> Other
>>41653381>> Try to get last minute magic lessons
>>41653381Ask the shaman what the best equipment for this that we have available would be. Also, if there are traditions aNd rules that must be abided.Im gonna look at stat stuffs
>>41653492Okay, lets either pump up ki to twenty, or luck to twenty. Both are pretty good, though ki could be more immediately useful.
>>41653625Hold on, I say we keep training ki.and put up intelligence. And train will power too.
>>41653683Remember that you can't do magic lessons with less than 10 ki and you have 15 points to spend.Also give me a 2d100 for equipment found.Get over 50 for weapons
Rolled 23, 88 = 111 (2d100)>>41653775Like i said then, we ought to pump ki to a straight twenty
Rolled 95, 12 = 107 (2d100)>>41653775>>41653811I say we wait off and not be to worried about wasting stats like that. I say raise intellect first to 10 and raise will power to 20.
>>41653847But we could get magic now, and make it good, if we raise the ki.
>>41653883I understand that. But rushing to reach something, we can raise in training wouldn't be wise. I low stats should be easy to move up. nut things like intellect may not be as easy to move up. unless you have a way of raising it while being productive.
>>41653972I'm fairly certain all stats can be trained, except maybe luck. By this logic we should pump luck up.Which im not against.
Hey Apophis, I forgot to ask last thread, but how difficult was resisting the mind wipe?Do we get bonus stuff for completing really hard DCs?Do we get a trait for telling the mind-wipe to go fuck it's uncle?
>>41654015Hows about 2 into intellect and 5 into luck? for now?
I guess we can just bank the left over points for now and just bring you up enough to use the first level of magic.The shaman can teach you:Magic arrowIgnite weaponLightBlessDetect magicHe doesn’t have time to explain what they all do or how they all work, so you’ll have to gamble on one.
>>41654131We need to spend all of them.
>>41654143Ignite weaponMY FISTS ARE WEAPONS
>>41654147says who?>>41654143Ignite weapon>>41654188exactly what I was thinking.
>>41654077The only one you failed was the check at the interview window which was set at a pretty high 20. It was also the most difficult one, since you aced the first on though you were going to be fine.>>41654188>>41654200Looks like we are going for Ignite weaponwriting.
“Does the tribe have any special weapons lying around by chance?” you ask the shaman. The old goblin nods and sends a pair of goblins off to go get the tribe’s stashed trump cards.“Shield look bad but is magic, can block one magic attack very nice,” the shaman continues as the sword is unwrapped from some tattered cloth, “Sword makes light, useful against shadowkillers.” The sword does seem to faintly glow.> A battered bronze shield> Effect: Can block a magical attack once before breaking> A goblin greatsword, longsword for you> Effect: Damage dealt is considered magical, provides light like a torchYou also sit down with the shaman to try one last time to learn some magic, this time the old goblin tells you – “yous work hard, can do magic now good,” once again the old goblin takes on sudden clarity, “Focus your mana through your weapon, even if all yous have is yous body, be one with the great flame and smite yous foes”>First rank spell learned: Ignite weapon>Cost 1 energy>The user’s equipped weapon, or body becomes wreathed with fire. The flame is magical in nature so the user will deal fire typed magical damage. Damage is increased by 1/10 of the users ki. This effect lasts for three rounds of combat. The gathering of goblins looms ahead of your tribe’s caravan, leaving no more time to prepare, just one choice – fight now or watch the other warriors fight first.> Get intel on the other warriors> Fight now>Captcha is foodAnd with that I need to take a quick break for some food.
>>41654621> Get intel on the other warriors
>>41654621>> Get intel on the other warriors
Rolled 5, 17, 5, 20, 17, 3, 5, 7, 14 = 93 (9d20)>>41654685>>41654699back and writing for using caution
>>41655099>17, 17, 20Fuck, did the gobbo's take adderal?Motherfuckers see EVERYTHING!
>>41655181On the up side those fives, quite a few deaths.
“Good yous smart not rush out first,” the shaman tells you, “First round is fight monster easy for yous, hide magic kill with sword, you fight last cause tribe weak watch and learn”“Only real rule is no help from outside, yous do fine”>5, 17, 5, 20, 17, 3, 5, 7, 14“Foulraider – weak, no mount in fight,” the shaman informs you.The Foulraider warrior look unsure of himself as he walks out into the arena, a gate opens revealing a giant lizard. The goblin starts to run away in fear but trips and is devoured by the lizard.“Madblade – tribe have magic sword cut good”The Madblade warrior rushes out to fight the giant lizard, raises the tribe’s prized weapon and cuts the lizard’s head off in a single stroke. If that blade did that with magic you’ll need to be careful. The battles pause for a moment as goblins spill into the arena to recover the lizard corpse. Then with a roar another beast is brought into position.“Greatfang – Tribe glory about old kill, weak and lazy”A massive goblin at least twice the size of those in your tribe strides out into the open arena with great confidence. When the gate opens what looks like a saber tooth tiger leaps out, and without a single misstep plunges its fangs into the large goblin’s neck and shakes it about like a rag doll.“Foulcurse – whole tribe magic, tricky fight”A sickly looking small goblin walks out next. The saber tooth devours it whole in an instant, moments later the lion explodes into gore, and a now smug looking goblin departs from the arena.(1/2)
> formatting lost“Darkfury – curse black goblins, very strong won last gathering”A goblin with black skin is up next, facing another lizard. The goblin simply walks up to the lizard and rips its lower jaw off and lets it bleed to death while taunting it.“Tribeburner – loves fire but not too strong”An exciteable little goblin dashes out into the area ready to fight. Another saber tooth tiger is let out, and the goblin inadvertently sets itself on fire. The tiger just sits back and watches the goblin burn to death.“Stonegut – hard to hurts them, very tough like yous human“A tough looking goblin comes next, the tiger leaps at it and there is a struggle. The goblin manages to snap one of the tiger’s fangs but the tiger proves to be too much and the goblin is eaten alive.“Sickeater – eats poisons, maybe use poison in fight“A twitching goblin staggers into the arena, and is too slow to react when the tiger pounces. The goblin is devoured whole.“Shadowkiller – sneaky use shadows to hunt“The tiger looks like it is going to be sick but a goblin quickly rushes into the arena. The goblin slides under the tiger and slices its belly open. The Sickeater warrior fall out unharmed.The crowd is worked into a frenzy and you can hear yells of, “boo sickeater cheat! shadowkiller cheat!”The shaman shrugs, “not against rules, if gate open too soon this happen”Your gate opens, you step into the area to a storm of insults and cries of cheating. The beast’s gate opens to reveal a giant crab.> Attack> Disable it> Grapple it> Defend> Ignite weapon> Other
>>41655737A giant enemy crab! Strike its weak point to> Disable itTactically, we should flank it. Crabs don't turn very quickly, i believe.
>>41655796They also tend to have weak joints and limbs that detach fairly easily.
>>41655737> Disable itsure. gives me time to read.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41655796>>41655827>>41655834Alright time to disable the crab2d10+6 to see just how disabled it is
Rolled 4, 9 + 6 = 19 (2d10 + 6)>>41655920that crab is fucked
Rolled 3, 6 + 6 = 15 (2d10 + 6)>>41655920
Rolled 7, 7 + 6 = 20 (2d10 + 6)>>41655920CRABBBBBBBBBBBB
>>41655965>>41656004>>41656013The crab quickly crawls out of its holding area, but it scuttled out sideways from your perspective giving you a free shot to disable it.>20 Upper DC 18 passedYou aim right at the crab’s joints and with a single swing of your sword you manage to cut off the claw and all the legs from one side of the crab. The poor beast is unable to do anything more than angrily blow bubbles as you sink your blade into its head finished the crab off once and for all.The crowd resumes its chant, “Human not Bonetooth Bonetooth Cheat!”You head back into your waiting area and – > Watch the next round> Relax so far it have been easy> Ask the shaman more things> Other
>>41656136> Watch the next round> Ask the shaman more things"What is bonetooth known for? Have we ever been strong?"
>>41656136>> Watch the next round> Ask the shaman more thingshow often do these fights take place?
>>41655920>the crab, intimidated by the large human, removes its arm and throws it on the ground in front of itself to distract the human so it may escape.
>>41656501>the human, a naturally merciless and brutal creature, has no concept of surrender, and decapitates the crab without haste.
>>41656535Just like the Mantis Shrimp, the human shows no mercy to its prey and has an incredible capacity for violence, and thus the slaughter has begun.
Rolled 5, 17 = 22 (2d20)>>41656203>>41656314>Questions and fights”Arena built by giant crab shell, now go watch,” the shaman starts as you walk up.“I was going to ask about the tribe actually, what is the Bonetooth tribe known for, was the tribe ever strong?”“Bonetooth known for natural magics, yous learn one already find things good.” The shaman lets out a deep breath of air and continues, “Long ago Bonetooth could grow big become mighty troll, free other goblin from ring three. Magic lost now yous Bonetooth mighty human warrior bring glory to tribe. Watch fight now.”Damn looks like you missed a fight, but if the crowd’s cheers are anything to go by the main event is about to begin.The Madblade and Darkfury warriors are facing off. The Madblade goblin is working its way into a fury swinging its blade wildly while the Darkfury is able to dodge completely, putting the pair at a standstill.
>5vs17The Madblade is in a complete frenzy now, and rushes in for an attack but the black Darkfury goblin expertly trips the berserk goblin. The black goblin picks up the magic sword and decapitates the other goblin.The crowd roars with chants of, “Darkfury! Darkfury! Darkfury!” As the black goblin leaves the arena.You gate opens and you see that you will be facing the twitchy little Sickeater goblin. It draws two daggers that drip with some unknown toxin each drop hissing as it hits the ground.> Attack> Defensive fight, that poison looks nasty> Disarm it> Ignite weapon> Other
>>41656880>> Defensive fight, that poison looks nasty
>>41656880>> OtherFind some debris, bits of bone, limbs, a rock or something, and throw it at the gobbo.
>>41656880> Disarm it while using defensive tactics, wait for the right opening to get those weapons away from itConsidering our training with weapon combat, this should be easy.
>>41656910You have two tactically stowed bone knives hidden in your boots if you would prefer to use those.
>>41656902>>41656910>>41656943Defensive sort of fight, but with secret agent twist.writing
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41657116haha forgot diceI'll need 2d10+6 just i nase you fumble it
Rolled 5, 2 + 6 = 13 (2d10 + 6)>>41657175
Rolled 3, 6 + 6 = 15 (2d10 + 6)>>41657175Don't job it
Rolled 7, 2 + 6 = 15 (2d10 + 6)>>41657175
Rolled 4, 6 + 6 = 16 (2d10 + 6)>>41657175JOBBER!
Rolled 9, 6 + 6 = 21 (2d10 + 6)>>41657175COME ON DICE
>>41657225>>41657253Dubs of fifteen at least
>tfw 2d10 avgs typically below a ten, or barely higher than a tenSheeeiiiit.
>>41657397Average dice roll on 2d10 is 11
>>41657485Not according to these rolls.
>>41657199>>41657225>>41657253The Sickeater goblin watches you sharply crouching low to the ground expecting you to leverage your size against it. Your eyes meet for a moment, and you both realize what is going to happen.>Double 15 vs middle DC 15 passYou’re faster on the draw, with a flourish you pull your knives from your boots and throw them. The Sickeater goblin tries to throw one of his daggers at you as well, but one of the knives you threw clips it in midair causing it to go wide. Your other knife hits the goblin in the knee hobbling it. The Sickeater warrior snarls in pain as it cradles its leg, if you are careful it is open for another attack.> Finish it> Throw its dagger back at it> Ignite weapon> Other
>>41657537Get in close, throw dirt in his eyes!
>>41657537>> Throw its dagger back at itBoth hands are gloved yes?Also throw the other bone dagger we have making sure it dies.
>>41657537Kill hiiim. But carefully, poisoners always have a backup
>>41657485You also get a minimum of +4 to every roll, so I expect an average of 15 on the rolls.
>>41657638so Ranged combat: Rank 8Weapon mastery: MAXonly gave a bonus of 2?
>>41657607You have a right hand glove, no left and you already used your two knives.>>41657709str +1dex +1unless the ability says so they don't give a roll bonus, they are more like passives
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>41657598>>41657607>>41657628We have no idea what we are doing.1 pocket sand2 Throw dagger3 Finish him
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41657890alright then 2d10+6 to return to sender
Rolled 5, 2 + 6 = 13 (2d10 + 6)>>41657965
Rolled 10, 2 + 6 = 18 (2d10 + 6)>>41657965
Rolled 4, 1 + 6 = 11 (2d10 + 6)>>41657965
>>41657965RIP in pepperoni>>41658014
You back off, who knows what kind of nasty poison tricks this goblin has. The crowd boos and jeers at your indecision and you hear the hiss of the nasty poisoned dagger dripping onto the ground. Keeping your eyes on the goblin you reach down, grab the dagger and throw it –>18 vs upper dc 13The goblin looks at you with a smile and says, “Poison not hurts Sickeater.” The dagger hits the goblin right in the chest, causing his eyes to go wide. Looks like you hit the smug little fuck in the heart. The crowd starts chanting yet again, “Human not Bonetooth Bonetooth Cheat!”All the gates open to allow the finalists to enter the arena, looks like the final round is a battle royal.The black Darkfury goblin hefts its stolen magic sword as it squares off with you.2d10+5 for perception> Attack> Recover knives/poison daggers> Ignite weapon> Locate the other one> Other
Rolled 1, 8 + 5 = 14 (2d10 + 5)>>41658278> Locate the other oneIs the perception not for finding shadowkiller goblin?
Rolled 2, 2 + 5 = 9 (2d10 + 5)>>41658278>> Recover knives/poison daggersdamage him from afar and then go in for the kill.
>>41658278> Locate the other oneSay "The Foulcurse and shadowkiller are tricksters. Let's get rid of them to have a true fight!" To the Darkfury, in hopes of making a temporary alliance.
>>41658346If you choose to look for him you could lose the advantage you have against the Darkfury, if you fail perception you’ll lose advantage against the shadowkiller.
Rolled 5, 1 + 5 = 11 (2d10 + 5)>>41658278> Recover knives/poison daggers
>>41658431So we don't need to actually look for the shadowkiller as long as we pass perception?Changing my vote, then, >>41658346to> Recover knives/poison daggers
Rolled 10, 1 + 5 = 16 (2d10 + 5)>>41658278> Rocover at least one knife, mantain guard.
>>41658378This could make things easier, the dialogue.
>>41658346>>41658347>>41658468>>41658494>>41658500>14 vs middle dc 13 passWriting I'll need another 2d10+5 to see how effective your recovery is.
Rolled 2, 10 + 5 = 17 (2d10 + 5)>>41658572
Rolled 3, 5 + 5 = 13 (2d10 + 5)>>41658572Recovery
Rolled 9, 10 + 5 = 24 (2d10 + 5)>>41658572Better this time, maybe.
Rolled 2, 6 + 5 = 13 (2d10 + 5)>>41658572
>>41658620Nearly perfect, holy shit.I bet we pull it out and accidentally into someone.
>>41658620we found 3 better daggers!
>>41658620we just found some perfectly balanced throwing daggers.
>>41658593>>41658616>>41658620You see the Shadowkiller trying to flank you by hugging the outside of the arena so pick up one of your bone knives and stow it and move closer to the Sickeater’s corpse to collect the last three."The Shadowkiller is a trickster. Let's get rid of them to have a true fight!" you yell at the black goblin.“No! humans tricks us not listen!” The Shadowkiller yells back.>24 vs upper DC 15 passThe Darkfury goblin hesitates, and that is the opening you need, you snatch up the last knife and the two daggers and manage to reposition yourself so the black goblin is between you and the Shadowkiller.> You now have two poisoned daggers and two bone knives.> Attack (who)> Throw knives/daggers (who)> OtherAnd you can still also> Ignite weapon
>>41658645So we used our learned goblin salvage magic to find daggers better than we the ones we threw? Sweet!
>>41658785Brandish your glowing sword, it was said to be good for dealing with the shadowkillers. "What's the matter, Shadowkiller? Not sure if you can use your tricks on both of us before getting killed?"
>>41658785>> Throw knives/daggers (who)throw 1 of each dagger at each of them.
>>41658919this sounds good.
>>41658919Start with the bone ones, and while they're recovering from their dodge, throw the poisoned ones.
Rolled 6, 19 = 25 (2d20)>>41658919>>41659017Throw poison daggers it is.2d10+6 to murder some goblins
Rolled 7, 4 + 6 = 17 (2d10 + 6)>>41659056
Rolled 7, 10 + 6 = 23 (2d10 + 6)>>41659056lets try and not suck!
>>41659056>19 haha shadowkillers
>>41659056One of each at them it was said, so all our daggers, not just the poison
Rolled 5, 4 + 6 = 15 (2d10 + 6)>>41659056Luck be a lady.
>>41659075>>41659079>>41659123>23You'll hit them both, but the real question is do you want to use Ignite weapon for extra damage?>Y>N
>>41659056Ah shit, we're fu->>41659079Oh shit, they're fucked!
>>41659182nah.save that skill. Don't want to show to much if things get ugly.
>>41659182No, fire will make it so they dont bleed out, which is good if we get into a prolonged fight SomehowMight also make the poison less effective
>23 vs darkfury dc 13, shadowkiller 18>No fire because paranoiaYou throw the two poisoned daggers you looted from the Sickeater. You hit the Shadowkiller right in the chest causing the goblin to collapse, nice one hit one kill.The other dagger hits the Darkfury on the upper arm causing the magic sword to fall to the ground.The poison causes so much pain that it prevents the black goblin from doing anything.>Darkfury 4/5 hp critically poisoned>Shadowkiller possibly dead?> Attack> Defend> Grapple> Throw knives> Other> Ignite weapon> Y> N
>>41659375>> GrappleYes, we broke a man's back with our bare hands, this time, we'll tear a goblin clean in half!and >NNah
>>41659375Circle around to Shadowkiller, confirm a kill by putting the sword through his eye, then claim your dagger from its chest.No fire.With poison, its now just a waiting game.
>>41659455Seconding, sensible strats
Rolled 15, 9 = 24 (2d20)>>41659455>>41659506Confirm your kill - smartneed a 2d10+5 to dodge
Rolled 2, 1 + 5 = 8 (2d10 + 5)>>41659596
Rolled 6, 6 + 5 = 17 (2d10 + 5)>>41659596Well, I was about to suggest we ready our shield, but > dodge like the wind
Rolled 3, 9 + 5 = 17 (2d10 + 5)>>41659615My god that was awful. I'm a disgrace.
>>41659626>>41659639Double seventeens, not bad!
>>41659615>>41659626>>41659639>double 17 dodgeBut can you see what is going on?2d10+5 for perception
Rolled 8, 10 + 5 = 23 (2d10 + 5)>>41659695
Rolled 1, 3 + 5 = 9 (2d10 + 5)>>41659695All signs point to yes: >>41659702
>>41659702Yes. Yes we can see what's going on.
Rolled 1, 1 + 5 = 7 (2d10 + 5)>>41659695Can we?>>41659702I think so.
>>41659802That's impressive, anon.
>>41659702>>41659757>>41659802> 1,1 critical failure! I wish.You keep your eye on the Darkfury as you circle around to the Shadowkiller’s body.> double 17 vs DC 13 passThe Darkfury suddenly leaps at you, but you are able to easily bash it away with your shield. You now have a clear path to the Shadowkiller.>23 vs DC 18As you approach the Shadowkiller’s body you see that it is wreathed in shadow, you raise your sword to use its light and you immediately notice that your poisoned dagger is nowhere to be found. The ‘corpse’ suddenly scampers away, fuck they switched fights somehow. It’s a trap! You leaps to the side to dodge, the poisoned dagger passing through where your neck would have been, the dagger cuts into the arena wall with a sickening hiss.> Darkfury 3/5 hp critically poisoned> Shadowkiller unharmedThe crowd is just continuing their usual antics which means either they didn’t notice or this match is being rigged against you.> Attack (who)> Throw knives/daggers (who)> Defend> Other> Ignite weapon> Y> N
>>41659889Attack shadowkillerIgnite.Keep darkfury on our shieldward side, lessen the opening for an attack.
>>41659889charge the shadowfucker with our ignited blade of light
>>41659976may as well now.get this fucker out for good.
Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d20)>>41659976>>41659987>>41660129> Smite shadowkiller>Being a secret agent was cover the whole time, we are actually a paladin2d10+6 to murder the shadowkiller
>>41660174This should be good.
Rolled 8, 6 + 6 = 20 (2d10 + 6)>>41660174
Rolled 3, 5 + 6 = 14 (2d10 + 6)>>41660208It'd be nice if I didn't fuck up my dice.
>20 vs upper DC 14 passThe Darkfury goblin tries to shake off the pain of the poison, its claws lengthen and begin to glow with an unearthly light. It just waits for an opening.> Darkfury 2/5 hp - critically poisonedYou rush at the Shadowkiller’s replacement fighter you can see the panic on its face, shadows grasp at the goblins body but under the light of the Bonetooth tribal blade they can’t get the grip required to do whatever it was that was meant to happen. You focus your energy and release it in a fury out through your sword, and it bursts into flame. The Shadowkiller look back up towards you just in time to see the inevitability of your sword cleaving into its skull.> Shadowkiller dead> Weapon flames 2/3 turns remain.> Attack> Throw knives> Defend> Other
>>41660335Rush the last guy, feint as though you're going to stab him, and smash your shield into his face brutally.
>>41660335> Throw knivesfuck taking chances.
>>41660383Man, a good shieldbash cracked bones historically. If we roll high, it's probably going to crack his skull. Even if we don't, it'll be pretty disorienting if we land it solidly.Supporting medieval tactics.
>>41660383>>41660424>>41660335Does the shield count as a weapon under the rules of ignite?
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41660383>>41660424Looks like it'll be a shieldbashThose claws look pretty nasty though so you'll need a 2d10+6 to attack / not be clawed.
>>41660520>>41660424>>41660383>tfw Furyfuck uses a magic attack and the shield eats it and dies>so we just put our fist through his head instead
Rolled 3, 1 + 6 = 10 (2d10 + 6)>>41660535
Rolled 1, 3 + 6 = 10 (2d10 + 6)>>41660535
Rolled 10, 1 + 6 = 17 (2d10 + 6)>>41660535
Rolled 6, 6 + 6 = 18 (2d10 + 6)>>41660535Notacritfail go.
>>41660558>>41660546Uh, what?How does that even happen?!Dice, the hell!?
>>416605746, 6, +6Satan summoned by chance?
>>41660574Hey there, Satan.
>>41660574Just a bit slow there Satan.almost finished
The Darkfury warrior looks absolutely sickened with poison so you rush in and telegraph a strike with your sword. The black goblin goes for the opening trying to gut you with its long twisted claws.>17 vs DC 16You drop the sword and spin, bringing the shield high above your head and you feel your magic refocus onto the shield. You drop the now flaming ring of fire right onto the goblin’s neck. The strike drives the Darkfury warrior to the ground its body catching on fire as you effortlessly break its neck.> Darkfury dead> Weapon flames 1/3 turns remainThe crowd falls silent as their favored fighter slowly burns, the smell of burning flesh fills the air.“Cheat!” Some goblin yells and soon enough the entire crowd is chanting it.The shamans from all the tribes enter the arena, the largest one with black skin marking it as the Darkfury shaman shouts, “SILENCE!” The Darkfury shaman continues, “Shamans see Shadowkillers cheat, if human Bonetooth Bonetooth win.” In unison the shamans all say, “Show proof of tribe.”Pick however many you want> Sword> Amulet> Shield> Other
>>41660870>> AmuletOnly thing we really know they didn't scavenge from other tribes, as far as I know.
>>41660870> Sword> Amulet
>>41660908>>41660915>>41660997>>41661029amulet easily takes it
You offer up the amulet you were given some time ago and the shamans fuss over it a few of them casting some spell or another, in the end they all seem to agree that the amulet is real. Your tribe’s shaman flashes you a smile – or was that a snarl, hard to tell with all those pointy teeth.The shamans announce, “Human Bonetooth Bonetooth win!”And the crowd predictably goes wild.Your shaman ushers you out of the arena telling you that it is time to prepare for the celebration.>[ End ]Well it has been a fun nearly 13 hours folks, but that is it for today.I’ll stick around for questions/comments/criticism/spending exp or stat points.Next thread probably Wednesday, need to reorganize my notes.>You finished a thread, thanks for playing +10exp>Flawless victory +10exp>Completed three goals +6 exp>Current total 26 expWhat are the chances of getting the same exp gain as last thread >+2 luck
>>41661255>tfw MC really did trounce everything without a scratchGid gud, gobbos!Here's hoping we can get the Bonetooth tribe their intelligence back, and their magic to make them into trolls.THAT would be a solid thing to have backing you up, I'd say.
Goal: figure out a way to help bonetooth rediscover how to become trolls.
>>41660520It is a bit late but yes, the Ignite effect targets you not a specific weapon. I’m sure you’ll think of other ways to exploit this.
>>41661343>our mighty blazing dick with which we shall smite that angel DMV bitch
Can exp rank up spells and divine abilities? If so, what does the higher rank for goblin scavenging and ignite do?
>>41661381Maybe Gobboscavenge at high levels would let us make something actually valuable instead of junk when we scrap things?
>>41661255If my math is right, we can convert or xp to 6 stat points, giving us 7 to spend. 3 luck, 4 dex?
>>41661415Id prefer to rank up our abilities first.Diplomacy could get some big boosts. Goblin scavenging, too.
>>41661381spells are locked into their rankyou'll need higher stats to learn higher ranked spellsbut yes exp can increase divine abilities too>>41661415Yes you can convert to 6 stat points if you wanted toyou already have 8 stat points in the bank too
>>41661434Honestly, diplomacy doesn't seem like MCs forte, even says so in the paste.And besides, we're going to have to carve our way up the rings the old fashion way, since most people probably won't like an upstart gaining ground.
I want to unite the goblins and help these lil guys get to better levels. By force, if they need to. That probably needs diplomacy to convince them to band together.
>>41661491Oh, I thought that was 7 of 8 spent.So, 3 luck, 4 dex, 3 str, 1 badass, 1 diplo?
>>41661517>tfw taking the gobbos out of the bottom takes away their scrap making powers>that means scrap and matter more or less dries up down there>that means the cleaners stop gaining enough energy>that means we undermine the upper levels and scientists who harvest the cleaners>that means they come down to check it out>that means we have hostages, or new associates>that means we have more awesome shit>that means we get more powerful overall and can begin to take more ground>this means a snowball effect>this means war with the higher levels>this means we get to fight DMV bitchWell, sounds good, I guess. But I don't think it will take THAT much diplomacy.
>>41661491Alright, so i propose:3 luck to bring it to ten.Save the rest because it wont get anything else up to the next tier yet.Goblin scavenging to 4Diplomacy to 2I am open to switching goblin scavenging and diplomacy though.
>>41661572My bad hopefully updated to be a bit more clear.>>41661592>tfw I thought everyone just forgot about the city above and wanted to go on goblin adventures for some reason.
>>41661592Woah, shoddy first sentence, let me revise thatTaking the goblins from the shitheap bottom of the pit means they don't generate any more scrap in the pit, not that they lose that ability
>>41661657>>tfw I thought everyone just forgot about the city above and wanted to go on goblin adventures for some reason.I play the long game, but I do want to work with the gobbos more.They seem an alright sort, dumb as rocks, but alright. So making them not dumb sounds great to me!Fuck those higher-up scientists! Never liked lab-coated pricks anyway!
>>41661657>My bad hopefully updated to be a bit more clear.Maybe update it to say "Currently available" rather than current?
>>41661646I agree to this. Really curious what pumping up scav will do
>>41661646>Save the rest because it wont get anything else up to the next tier yet.Man how I hate that logic.But really, how is 2 diplo better than badass? Badass goes to all our rolls. Diplo doesn't happen much. Scav sound a decent option to take up a level.
>>41661719done>>41661646>>41661726This seems to be supported so we can go with it unless there is some huge objection.
>>41661726>yfw at higher levels, the goblins scavenging will start to find functioning weapons and equipment, to the point that they can outfit a fighting forceDwarven smiths? Fuck you, goblin scavengers.
>>41661758Badass costs more to take.We'll get higher exp amounts later i assume, so for now we ought to build up our lower stuff.
>>41661759>>41661758He brings up a good point.Leveling badass gives a point to all rolls, while diplo gives a single point to talky rolls only.Maybe make diplo give two or more points a level to make it more enticing?Even with the XP cost scaling up, most people would save to get badass up a rank before upping diplo
>>41661828This.I have no objection to doing what the others said. I anti-object to it.
>>41661762I’ve not really explained the tiers of skills at all, let’s just say that scavenging goblin style is broken as fuck. I’m not even prepared for a pharmacy or armory to be looted.>>41661829badass is Reginald's special thing it should be better than must things, but I'll push diplo up to +2 for now. Still balancing things out at this point.
>>41661880>I’ve not really explained the tiers of skills at all, let’s just say that scavenging goblin style is broken as fuck. I’m not even prepared for a pharmacy or armory to be looted.>go into a room that has a few strays boxes and a couple of mostly empty weapon racks>come out with 18 crates worth of loot and a broken wheel>laughinggoblins.jpg
>>41661828Getting better at everything is hard, who knew? Getting that greater volume of xp requires us to win, at a vast array of rolls. 15xp for a +1 to everything sounds very worth it to me. We still have enough to take diplo and scav to rank two.
>>41661920>not wanting rank 4 gobscavvingU wot m8? I'll bash ye fockin skull in i sware on me mum
>>41661880It makes sense gobbo scavenging is broken.They generate all the shit needed by the cleaners to get energy.It's a seriously clever scheme by those scientists to take away the smart gobbos so they will never figure out they are being used like that.Divine power indeed.
>>41661937Oh, I do want, it can just wait a thread. Will work better when we leave the Junkyard anyway.
>>41661937>U WOT M8 selected choose a mystery box from below>ebin meme box>periodic element box>KUUUUBOOOOO box>the box that will fuck your shit up forever
>>41661983>the box that will fuck your shit up foreverJohn Cena in a box?
>>41662007>Old Man Genocide fuses with Unohana and fucks your shit yup forever, bad endIt was worth a shot!>insert loud as fuck deafening JOHN CENA!!!!!
>>41661980>implying badass can't wait a thread tooAnything can wait a threadHell, we can hardmode it and never spend our exp or ability points everMc must die mode
>>41661945I'm sure no one cares, but by training with the goblins you've skipped to the top tier of scavenge. So if you ever find the potential party members specced for it, they will be useless.If anyone comes up with a spending spread with two supports I'll just go with it. Not like there will be no more exp, you get at least 10 every thread.
>>41662113>character is succeeding even though he is just pushing past human limits>finally makes it to DMV bitch after being a "scrub" and succeeding though tactics, skill, and a fuckload of good luck and equipment>she is about to shove him back into the dirt>MC uses ALL of his saved XP>GG, no RE DMV BITCH!
>>41662155So we have...top ranking in scavenging?Or did you mean that we're pretty much the best one down here?
>>41662198No, the best is the secret Goblin King who is so deep in a pile of scrap even the cleaners can't get to him.R-Right, Apop?
>>41662113I already explained this. Badass affects everything. Scav will work better when we are elswhere. Do you even english.>>416621643 luck, 3 dex, 2 str. Badass 5, scav 2, diplo 2.Or we could go scav 3.
>>41662223Only affects rolls, and meh i prefer things with different affects than thatAnd there's no actual guarantee itll work better somewhere else. All ive seen to support that is you saying so.
>>41662198Because I wanted to try and keep things easier I've organized abilities into three tiers with ten ranks each, with goblin scavenging you jumped right into divine tier. And the shaman poorly explained earlier it is only the BoneTooth tribe that naturally has this ability.>>41662217If you rank if up you will be the best pretty quickly, goblins don't get exp very fast, easier to get eater or killed.
>>41662245See>>41661880I try my best not to make up bullshit.
>>41662289>tfw only Bonetooth has superscavenging>tfw Bonetooth can have trolls>tfw fuckhuge trolls scavenging like a motherfuckerWANT!
>>41662289Oh, nice.We absolutely gotta get rank4 just to be the Scavenger our tribe deserves.
>>41662321>trolls scavenging entire buildings at once>generating more buildings in the process
>>41662310Please by all means make up bullshit, if you think of something that Reginald should be able to do with his spying history, I'll add it in.>>41662321>>41662335It isn't literal trolls those guys are somewhere else, its more like what an uneducated goblin would think a troll is.
>>41662381Toxicology, the study of poisons and shit.Survivalism?Forgery perhaps.Most spies have training to resist torture, both psychological and physical.Escape artist stuff, maybe.Stuff for breaking and entering like lockpicking.
>>41662381>its more like what an uneducated goblin would think a troll is.I'm not a goblin, so my guess isa really big fucker, more akin to an ogre than a troll?
>>41662424He knows how to make a martini, and has exceptional tolerance and knowledge of the various alcohols in the world (of the living, anyway)Truly, and underrated skill -all- spies have. To better resist blabbing about important stuff when drunk, of course
>>41662424Cryptography. Lip-reading maybe. Certainly some other languages, but that seems irrelevant here.
>>41662155a bit late but i supportwas reading and distracted>>41661646
Impersonation? Disguise?How to look better with a touch of foundation, no mother wearing makeup does not make me a fruit?
>>41662424>>41662472>>41662488>>41662625Pretty good ideas enjoy some free abilities:Chemistry: Rank 4Reginald's secret agent training included how to detect, neutralize, and create a variety of chemical compounds including poisons.Mental toughness: Rank 5Mental Toughness is the ability to disregard damaging mental effects, each rank gives you +2 when you try to resist such effects. You also gain exceptional tolerance alcohol.Lock picking: Rank 4Lock picking is the ability to break open locks, at this rank only complex electronic or magical locks to too hard to open. A successful check will render the lock to appear not have been tampered with.Computers: Rank 4Reginald's secret agent training included how to operate computers, and do cool movie style hacking things.>Impersonation? Disguise? I'll just make that a part of stealth.
>>41662646>beat up the dmv lady>hack into her social media files>make unflattering posts about her superiorsMaybe find some nudes tucked away somewhere. Even Albino angels take nudes sometimes.