>Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Fire%20Emblem%20Quest%20>Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/zvQUJPaj>First thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40286901/>Twitter: https://twitter.com/nerokiller12>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kz9iwg9D0U>You know what they say, The third strike is what counts..."We are an endangered species, you and I. We lovers of speed. We devotees of power, performance and noise.“Go away”, we are told, “and take your carbon-fibre and your fire-spitting V12s with you”. There’s hardly a place out here for us anymore, not amongst all the commuters and disdained looks. Not in this growing age of safety and restraint, where practicality trumps adrenalin. Where the ratio of miles to the gallon is championed over horsepower to the weight. The evidence is everywhere. You and I are being squeezed out, pushed aside and hunted down at every hairpin turn .And yet there is hope. There is a safe haven, a place where we are free to challenge conventions, push the laws of physics and drive our powerful, our beautiful machines hard. It’s not a racetrack in Plegia or even a highway in Valm, actually. It’s more than that. It’s a communal celebration of horsepower, torque, grip, leather, technology, beauty. It is the last bastion of automotive lust and it’s right Here..." You say, drinking some whiskey that a kind maid left at the table.>(cont)
>>41733482 There was some sort of translucent beauty in your bike, there was emotion in it, You had been working on it for most of your life, You hand crafted the Jet black frame when you were 8, your dad helped create the engine when you were 9, Your sis helped with the stand, exhaust pipe, and gearshift level when you were 10, The carburetor? Done by your hand, Brake caliper, Pillion footrest, telescopic front fork, Rear shock absorber, rim? everything custom made and fine tuned for your size, ability and personal taste, And when all the shit started to hit the fan? then you'll be damned to eternity if you didn't bring this piece of work with you This was your bike, more than that, this was your representation of yourself, your legacy, your past, present and future. And you can be fucked sideways if you dont protect this baby with everything you got...."Sooo....How's it hanging Spikes?" Gaius says as he puts his hands on your baby. You didn't really noticed him coming inside, hopefully he didn't hear you prattling about to an inexistent entity."Oh, nothing much, fixing my bike, doing some fine tuning and whatnots" You answer calmly, after a while hanging around with him, Gaius wasn't that bad of deal, certainly nothing like its older counterpart, although it was definitely weird seeing Old man Gaius not being....well you know...old..."I've never understood how this piece of scrap works, what magic does it use? never really saw something like this if I would say so myself" Gaius says as he scratches his head>"Sure, It's....(*blow his mind*)">"....Very small explosions....That's as far as you can get without popping a vein">"Oh...you'll probably not understand what I'm saying so it's hopeless">".....Magic..."
>>41733499>"....Very small explosions....That's as far as you can get without popping a vein"
>>41733499"....Very small explosions....That's as far as you can get without popping a vein" You say calmly as he looks at your bike with care and intention."Well...Sure, I can go with that" Gaius replies "Small explosions seems to be what is powering the world this days, what with Godslingers running around" He says as he looks at the Bike, trying to figure out his workings, less out of desire to know the actual science and more out of pure and simple curiosity "Still...this thing seems miles beyond what I've seen, you really ARE a miracle worker huh Spikes?""Oh, it's nothing, I'm just a tinkerer, nothing else. Nothing more""Yeah, yeah....Soo...Where do you come from?" Gaius says out of the blue"Like my past? Weell...">"It's way too confusing for you to understand">"Come from the future, just like my sis">"Meh, just farm folk that wanted to play soldier, Dad really wanted for us to not become like him though"
>>41733963>>"Come from the future, just like my sis"
>>41733963"Come from the future, just like my sis" You say, deciding to cut the bullshit and go straight to the point"Now you know that's bullshit spikes" Gaius says as he disses your statement "If you don't want to tell me it's okay" He says as he throws his hands indifferently, guess some people are stubborn by nature "By the way...where is chains?""I don't know, she said she was going to catch some air, haven't heard from her since then" You say without much of a worry "she's a strong girl, she knows what she's doing""Still...We should probably look for her" Gaius says as he shows a face of worry>Yeah...we probably should>Or....We could test track this beauty (*rub your bike*)
>>41734436>Or....We could test track this beauty (*rub your bike*)
>>41734436Power shutdown happened. Please wait warmly
>>41734436"Or...we could test this baby out..." You say as you rub your bike with starry eyes"Meh, It's better than getting stuck here doing nothing" Gaius replies without much care "When are we heading out?""Now""Now?""Yup, Now"".....Okay, now is a good time as any"POV SWITCH>Gaius>Jotaro>Frank
>>41735106Okay Frank, Calm down, It's easy you can take a picture of this, then leave and become famous for that picture (as well as the fact that you are probably the only human being that uses a camera around here)Now, focus and look at the evidence (as well as a catchy title for a headliner)> A bloody mess and a thorough beatdown of squad 8(SECRET NEW SUPERWEAPON DISCOVERED?! PLEGIA SEEMS TO BE INVOLVED!)>A Not!Couple taking a walk (SCANDALOUS AFFAIR BETWEEN PRINCESS LISSA AND KNOWN ARMY COMMANDER)>Some guys riding a motorcycle (NEW PROJECT DEVELOPED BY GENIOUS YOUTH?!)
>>41735470> A bloody mess and a thorough beatdown of squad 8
>>41735470>Some guys riding a motorcycle (NEW PROJECT DEVELOPED BY GENIOUS YOUTH?>>41736598Hello new guy!
>>41735470Well, what you saw was a mess, and a bad one at that.Squad 8 getting beaten to a pulp. It's squad members reduced to indistinguishable messesWhile your reporter sense wanted to take pictures. You still wanted to help, so it's really for the best to do both as quick as possible.For once the battle field was pretty one-sided. the unknown Plegian squad administering a massive amount of pain towards Squad 8, now you could go charge in like a maniac or you could stealth it out like an Oscar wannabe (That guys really is miles beyond you on that parameter)>CHARGE>Start Tactical Espionage Action
>>41735470>Some guys riding a motorcycle (NEW PROJECT DEVELOPED BY GENIOUS YOUTH?!)
>>41737060>Start Tactical Espionage Action
>>41736989 Aw crap, guess I'm back to the writing board, didnt notice the votes
>>41737082Nah man, it's cool, let's roll with it.
>>41737082 Should I continue like this? or do you want to catch some GaiusXJack action?
>>41737101Nah, it's fine.
>>41737060You take a nearby rock and stealthily but surely go towards the current wreck fest, catching your sights as you go. What you see is a dead blue girl on the floor, a bloody Mosin Nagant, an incredibly one-sided fight, and blood, lots and lots of blood."KEEP....SHOUTING" A burly man says as he keeps punching Cheren, Meanwhile different people are doing the same with others, a Black man punching a Alex with the walls of what seemed to be.......a submarine, A short haired fellow taking out some wounded from same said submarine, and a guy and a girl, the guy Short haired with spikes on his hair, and the girl, a redhead with flowing hair kicking Both Inigo and Van Helsing, any other person in there is guarding the submarine, carrying guns of various sizes and calibers.With precision you try to get closer and put some kind of strike into them.>Roll 1d20
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41737385
>>41737408This is the most thorough beatdown I have ever seen.
>>41737385Boy. You should remember not to be Oscar.As you walk towards the fight, you trip on a rock and fall flat on your face alerting everyone of your position. Not only that but it seems that someone else was going for a stealth kill to but seemed to have failed thanks to you.Hey maybe you can salvage this! Yeah you can proba-!>You have been knocked out by the fist of a big Plegian black man>CHOOSE POV>Jotaro>Jack>Cheren
>>41737608>JackLet's try to get everybody on the pain train!
>>41737608The sound of the engine....the feel of the wind on your hair, was this something only reserved for you? It seemed so sad, that this beauty would remain tarnished for its restriction. At least people you knew could feel this beautiful thrill"SPIKES?! DONT YOU THINK YOUR GOING TOO FAST?!" What beauty....You barely even listen to Gaius speech..."SPIKE?! OH GOD JACK FOR FUCK SAKE! I DONT WANNA DIE, I'M TOO YOUNG AND HANDSOME TO DIE!"Is Gaius talking? No...That's just the carefree wind kissing your face solemnlyThe road while made of dirt, could sustain your revolution of metal and engines, making dirt fly off in different directions, as for the destination....>A small village you visited from your childhood>To meet a blacksmith legend>Back to your hotel room>To nowhere in particular... just wind would make life simpler for everyone
>>41737968>A small village you visited from your childhood
>>41737968>To meet a blacksmith legend
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>41738166 and of course I forget the dice roll
You remember the village you were in before....moving, you knew some kids in there, they weren't that much, but it was a fresh memory, before everything went to shit, especially hard because it went to shit before it ACTUALLY started to hit the fan"JACK PLEASE! WHAT DO YOU WANT?! MONEY?! I CAN GIVE EVERYTHING BUT MY SWEETS, JUST DONTKILLMEOHGODSIMGONNADIEINTHEHANDSOFACUTEGIRL"It wasn't that big, just three or four houses strung together, a prototype of a garage sitting near one of them...>This is enough, don't want to relieve old memories...>Get closer.... maybe he's still young right now
>>41738420>Get closer.... maybe he's still young right now
>>41738420You want to know...If he's still there.You ride your bike carefully into the houses, Looking at every sight...maybe...he was still there....watching some scraps fly off, some toys being blown up. something he would doThe houses are empty, mostly because of the working hour...but maybe he's still there...in his house>Roll 1d20
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41738808
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41738808Hey! This one's survived longer than an hour!I'm the guy that kept coming in right after the end of the thread.
>>41738808ou ride through the houses.....looking at everything between them...and in the corner of one of them, a little kid peeks his head, could it be him?Yeah...it definitely was him....Because he told you even as a kid he could never move his legs...Huey looks at you amazed with a gaze only a kid can get, The one that is untainted with cynicism and maturity, the one that's filled with curiosity and excitement This kid will become one of the men that would shake the world on it knees....In fact you were pretty sure that he would do at some point"M-m-miss! T-t-that thing!">"....It's nothing...Huey">"This is the pinnacle of engineering kiddo! Dream big and you'll get it one day">Just....drive off into the settling sunset...
>>41739126>"This is the pinnacle of engineering kiddo! Dream big and you'll get it one day"
>>41739126>"This is the pinnacle of engineering kiddo! Dream big and you'll get it one day">Setting sunsetThat just got meta.
>>41739126"This is the pinnacle of engineering kiddo! Dream big and you'll get it one day!" Hehe nothing wrong in inspiring a kid to do big things "When you have become the pinnacle of engineering. We will meet again!" With that said you burn the engine and fill with smoke the houses nearby bolting through the road and back to your roomOne day Your gonna meet him again as a full grown man, Maybe you'll be able to save him this time"NOT AGAAAAIIIIN" Gaius shouts from the passenger seat holding tightly to your waistHehe...he's so cute when he's scared>Meanwhile...OH GOD HELP, I CANT FEEL MY GODAMN LE->Frank has been knocked down again by a scary Plegian Black man>And that's it! as always check my twitter for more Fire emblem adventure quest! Maybe I should stop calling this quest with such a general name, considering I have piled this thing over with crossover after crossover
>>41739412Thanks for running Ñero!If you were to change the name, what would it be?
>>41739412>And that's the end of this episode of Clusterfuck quest!I, for one, am a huge fan of CFQ.
>>41739483Psshh I dunno. It's just that this quest has become undistigishable from fire emblem that the only thing that remains is the overarching story and plot elements