Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGears (Temporarily closed by Kuro)ask.fm/BlueLarroTali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bCTali's Notes: http://pastebin.com/XW3TrhfRQuest Log: http://pastebin.com/N1XaEFB9Journal Entry #24: I'm really not that good of a friend... But today I'll do it. I'm gonna free her.
>>41958304I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
>>41958304>But today I'll do it. I'm gonna free her.You have our full support, Tali. And I'm sure your efforts will be justly rewarded.
-----------------------"So... The plan is that you're going to rip out her essence with a machine and store it away while also tearing off an ancient and powerful sentient artifact?""... You know, if you say it like that it doesn't really sound as good... But, yes."1/2
>>41958337has Ceera grown hair and a larger bust?
>>41958337Let's not forget the part where we make the Book our bitch, devour it's power, grow stronger, teach Tali the safe ones form spells we learn from it and make sure to get squeezed between him and Vaisi when she shows her gratitude for that delicious perspective switching. All night long.
>>41958371Ceera's hair is still the same, just styled in a cute ponytail now. Ceera is definitely getting bigger in the chest department, way more than Anita getting flatter.
>>41958337"<Tali, I say this only because I care deeply about you but... There are a few flaws with this plan. Namely that what you are trying to pry off of her is an ancient and powerful sentient artifact.>""We have the whip. Once she's safe we're going to use it to subdue the book and then... Destroy it?""<First of all, it's impossible to destroy me people's work. Second of all that whip MIGHT work. Your entire plan is great except for that tiny little uncertainty as to whether or not you can contain something that powerful. It's only grown more powerful since it's creation. The risk is too great.>"
>>41958398So it pretty much confirms the lewds slowing/reversing Ceerification theory.>>41958401Hey we can help too! We're dangerous like that after all.
>>41958401No no, that's why we need a couple more things. There's this black orb, for example. Ceera, what does the black orb do.
>>41958401we will totally fuck that book up, let us at it
>>41958401Any suggestions how to make it work safer, Ceer Mistress?
>>41958401We need to reinforce the whip with other artifacts, we can help, Tali! With our combined power, the whip and the orb can take out that book, no problem.
>>41958401Bullshit there's no way it's 'impossible' to destroy Ceer work. It's just very very difficult and not at all practical. Which is why the plan shouldn't involve destroying the book at all, we are going to keep it.
>>41958401What if we have the Niggest Orb and the Wand of Moving Spell effects? We might be able to persuade Fael to bring them along.
>>41958454Orange nerd can help too. Not that he will be any good, but it's the idea that counts.And maybe we can ask Dragons to borrow something else from the hoard. Perhaps they have some Amplifier of sorts?
>>41958401Nothing is impossible! Racist Tali here even banged a Ceer! You should know about this, since you enjoyed it quite a bit.
>>41958401Notice that she got an haircut.Touch ceery hair.Just tell the following: "It's alright, the players will roll a natural 20"
>>41958465>we are going to keep it.And by Keep it, we mean we're going to throw it into the sun.
>>41958401Yeah, keep the book. We are the only ones who can be trusted with insanely dangerous artifacts. Like the book and the black orb. We aren't just collecting them because we are lonely and want some artifact friends I swear.
>>41958488>Notice that she got an haircut.>Touch ceery butt.fixed
>>41958488We don't have Anita's magic dice. If we did, that might be a viable plan.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>41958488You have my dice!And my axe!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41958539Please not those dice.
>>41958507Are we still onto the plan to fuse with all the inferior artifacts to be reformed as a single artificial entity with our collective mind in charge. And bone the dragon lady.
>>41958549yes these dice are much better
Here you go Tali. First one is for safely transferring mana from people who never use their mana, like 99c, or Anita, or Lily into a mana gem so that it doesn't go to waste. Second one blocks magic that isn't yours or healing magic. Should work better if you get in a fight than whatever you used last time against Lan, although I did give you a ward with similar exclusions before.
>>41958563>>41958539Anon, you've failed your Luck test. I'm sorry, but we're going to have to let you go.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>41958549
>>41958562 Fool. Orbtron must never be. Its too dangerous!>>41958401We can't do nothing
Rolled 13, 4, 16 = 33 (3d20)>>41958590Dice? Dice!
>>41958401Leaving her alone is leaving her to lose who she is.
>>41958600Live a little. Push the limits.Conquer the impossible.
>>41958641Row Row, fight the power?
What if we tried not messing up this time, Tali? I don't think we've given that a shot yet, it could work.
>>41958658>What if we tried not messing up this timeI don't know Anon, this sounds risky as hell
>>41958401Maybe consult some of the teachers? They've got to have some insight into this problem
>>41958401"Then what would you do? Besides give up on Vaisi, I mean."
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>41958575I can do it. Let me play coach!
>>41958401FACT: The whip doesn't work against us.CONCLUSION: If the book is as strong as we are, the whip won't work against it either.FURTHER CONCLUSION: If the whip works against the book, so would we.FINAL CONCLUSION: If the book thinks it's stronger than us, the whip probably won't work.Ask how you can make the whip stronger.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41958712Amateur
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41958723We overpower it.With lewdness.
>>41958723Our immunity to the whip comes from the orb being defective.
"We have to do something though. If we just leave her like this she'll die.""<And a Ceer will be born in her place. Is that so bad?>""She's not a Ceer, though.""<Neither was I>""That's different, Ceera. You know that.">She shrugs."<I just don't see what the fuss is. I know the artifact controls her mind but... Being a Ceer isn't bad. You know firsthand how good we are~>">Tali folds his arms and frowns. She shrugs again."<Sorry. That was in poor taste.>""... With the Orbs and whip we should be good, I think. Not only that but I found another Orb.""<... Another one? Where?>""A part of my dragon's hoard. It's pitch black. Do you know anything about it?">Ceera shifts in her seat and hums."It'd color could mean several things. When the Orbs were created they were done so with a purpose in mind. If an orb continues to exist for a long long time it will get stronger, just like the book. Eventually it's color will darken and it will expand. Then it all collapses. It becomes an amazing artifact of great power. But such orbs are reformed and reset because at that age they are unpredictable. If you found such an orb it's added power could indeed win the fight. But these orbs' thoughts wonder down strange paths. If it decides to help it would certainly turn the tides in our favor. It's just as risky as fighting it head on, though... What we need is help. Help from someone stronger than us. Someone who has something that can add greater strength to the whip or perhaps even their own...>"
>>41958767>Someone who has something that can add greater strength to the whip or perhaps even their ownSo the black orb or the lich teacher?
Well, its not like freshly crated ceer contolled by the book would be any better, would it?
>>41958767>Being a Ceer isn't bad. You know firsthand how good we are~Hahaaha.Sounds like the orb transforms like stars do, they expand until they turn into a black dwarf. We definitely need to get the orb from Fael, then.
>>41958767Oh great, there's only one person we know like that. The artifact-hoarding girl. ...maybe if we promise that she can keep the book if she defeats it, she'll help us?I mean what were we going to do with the book otherwise? We can't destroy it, so it would have to be sealed away (and eventually found again because that's how that always works). Best thing we can do with it is give it to someone who can control it.Oh. Ceera just said that orbs can be reformed. Can the book be reformed and reset? Can she do it, or does it require special equipment?
>>41958810>So the black orb or the lich teacher?>why not both.jpg
>>41958767Wait, is she calling us weak? Or reformed multiple times?
>>41958767Would a dragon work?
>>41958767It was referred to as the 'Orb of Domination' and also I'm not sure what you are getting at Ceera do you want to get more Ceer or a god because the first one we have a teleportation gate but the second one uhhh I don't know how to make gods be useful.Also Tali we are going to make Ceera into a goddess because making gods with elemental magic is impossible now. Has to be a Ceer.
>>41958562Quick! to the dragon sugar moma! We have training to do there as well! two birds/dragons with one orb!
>>41958842Maybe 2 dragons and a ceer.
>>41958767The teachers are stronger than you and probably have skills applicable to this problem!
>>41958767We could murder that Iron Knight and use his fuel source. I'm told it's a very good fuel source.
>>41958857>2 dragons 1 ceer2lewd4me
>>41958767Wait, did she just say we're young and weak?Did she seriously just say that we're some punkass feeble youngling orb?Fuck that noise. We don't need no help. Let's get this shit done, Grasshead!
>>41958869Let's pull this with as few people dying as possible.In wider sense of word "people".
>>41958824Wait has Anita ever even MET Ceera? I get the impression they might not like eachother very much.
>>41958767Perhaps you need a Detective.
>>41958852>>41958857>>41958862>>41958888>>41958842>>41958834>>41958821------------"<So... You want to get two dragons, a bunch of artifacts, and then some of the most powerful mages in the world to work together to help you defeat a possibly omnipotent artifact?""... Yes.""<I'll go get Holly.>"1/2
>>41958986>That smileI want to protect it forever.
>>41958986That's our girl!
>>41958995Too bad we're possibly gonna be destroying one with the whole Freaky Friday plan, whoops
>>41958986every time I look at the little patch, I keep seeing the X-COM logo.Central Officer Ceera....
>>41958995Protect it, yes.Also make sweet love to it.
>>41958986Have you told Ceera that she's super cute with a ponytail? Because you should tell Ceera that she is super cute with a ponytail.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>41959087Dice will determine how much percentage she is extra cute now.
>>41959087Second telling Ceera she's super cute with or without a ponytail
>>41959153That sounds about right anon.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>41959153for the extra effort
>>41959153These rolls are barely satisfactory.
---->Tali makes his way to the dragon den and gathers up the only two dragons he feels won't burn him on sight. Hopefully.>He explains the situation to the two dragons with Faelanerium translating for her mother every once in a while. The older dragon speaks to her daughter in a language Tali doesn't know."Tali," Faelanerium says, "I will assist you because you are my rider. But my mother does not know you well. She does not know this girl. She asks why she should help you."
>>41959208Say that they can have the book to add to their hoard, it's not like we'll be using or destroying it any time soon.
>>41959208If we're successful, we may avoid a potential calamity in the future.
>>41959208Because the book is quite possibly the strongest willed and most evil artifact in exitstence? Because she gets to show off how much stronger and beauteous she is to the entire faculty? Because she might get some loot or amusement out of it? because if the book were free it'd try to kill her and everyone she hold dear to steal her hoard?
>>41959208It will yield more treasure to her hoard as the result (she can have the book). That and it will show the world the great might she has and be a big PR boost.
lolidragon 2 cute
>>41959208Bragging rights. How many dragons get to brag their hoard is so nice that they helped DESTROY a one of a kind artifact. They won't even need to see it to know how nice the hoard is.No handing out the demon book pls
>>41959208Because she's awesomer then stupid ceer magic and afterwards we're going to all high five and eat ice cream and shit. Also, cause she's hot and we need Christmas Cake on the team.
>>41959208HELP US OR I SHOVE AN ARROW UP YOUR TITS AND WATCH THE LIGHT GO OUT OF YOUR EYES
>>41959208Tali, get the Dragon Rider teacher to vouch in your favor here.
>>41959268>No handing out the demon book plsSeconding this. I'd rather not have to deal with a Book possessed Dragon.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>41959208Because you will be one of the first to smack a ceer artifact in its stupid metaphorical face and make it lose when it has, so far, been unstoppable.And our vengeance upon you as orbtron is you deny tali of this will be without relent.
>>41959208Because making more ceers is a rather bad thing.
>>41959208Don't we have some artifacts we aren't using? We could bribe her with one of them.
>>41959307That's not really the part I object to so much as it potentially making crazy ceer slaves. I mean, we don't have any ceer slaves, why should this asshole book get any?
>>41959336Let's bribe her with a free ride on the MAGNUM DONG!
>>41959307Isn't Tali involved in that right now? And shouldn't we tell him about that?
>>41959361As far as we know you can't knock up a Ceer unless you're Ceer yourself. I mean for them doing the nasty with elemental races is technically bestiality...
>>41959208Why does the school keep dragons around if they all behave like this? Tali, elves worship some kind of magic tree thing, right? Can you get a magic tree thing to help? Dragons are jerks.
>>41959412I'd imagine they don't keep them around so much as they're dragons, they can do whatever the fuck they want.
>>41959412Do you want to tell a dragon they have to go?
>>41959412Dragon's apathy is good thing, apathy is not destructive urge.
>>41959208She's just mad Tali is seducing her daughter.
>>41959447I'm like 70% sure I could give Tali enough magic to kill a dragon. And that's assuming he doesn't do any kind of forward thinking or planning and just tries to win a fight with a dragon by shooting fireballs at it or something equally stupid. He could DEFINITELY kill a bunch of dragons with an actual plan!
>>41959494Correction: She's mad Tali's seducing her daughter instead of seducing her. Tali, bone the big dragon.
>>41959502The problem is when everyone else starts complaining about us killing all those dragons. That's where we run into trouble.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41959502No killing dragons.Cut it out.
>>41959517Nah man. We're Tali's wingorb here.We'll handle the mother ourselves~
>>41959543You rolled a 1, I think that means we have to start killing dragons now.
>>41959602Cosgrove's "cut it out" cancels out dragon-killing no matter what roll is attached to it.
>>41959360Is our dick a Ceer Artifact yet?
>Tali tries to appeal to the dragon's vanity, telling her how she will seem so great and powerful that she was able to take down an artifact that has so far trumped all that tried to fight it. Faelanerium translates for him into their own tongue. After a moment her mother replies in kind."She says that you ask much of her. You have come to her home and given nothing in exchange for her services. However, she does enjoy the challenge. It has been a long time since she fought something worthy of her full might.">Shenenerium clears her throat."I will help." She says.1/2
>>41959661I think the only way you have to repay her is to marry her daughter now.
>>41959705But he's already to be married to at least 5 people!
>>41959739That might change the moment they figure out that Tali is a dude who was posing as a girl.
---->Tali returns to the school. It's almost all in place. All he has to do is get Solia to set up her machine. The artifacts are set up, the teachers are ready, and he even has two dragons willing to lend their strength to help with the procedure.>As he makes his way to Root's room his way is blocked. Standing before him is the headmistress."Tali, what is this I hear about you trying to break a student out of the dungeon?""Headmistress! Uhm... It's Vaisi. We found a way to free her.""So I heard. And you were planning on doing this without informing me first?""Well, no. That's why Ceera went to talk to the teachers. To let them know.""You seem quite confident in this plan. You have probably had it in the making for some time. Any such plans, especially when involve my faculty and staff should be brought to me first.""I apologize, headmistress. I didn't mean to keep anything hidden or anything."".... Regardless, you will stop this now.""What? But headmistress-""You do not know if your plan will certainly work. No one does. And I will not risk more lives to save one student. Vaisi must remain as she is until -I- deem a plan good enough to attempt."
>>41959767Ok, 15 people then.>>41959771Tell grumpy of your plan.
>>41959771Explain the plan to her Tali.Then do it anyway.
>>41959771Tell her the plan. If it can bind the will of 2 dragons the school staff and a veer it'd get out eventually anyways.
>>41959771Vaisi isn't going to remain as she is forever. The book will turn her into a Ceer, and then it will escape, because spells don't really work against Ceer! We have to act, she's almost totally converted.
>>41959771Well, let's explain the plan, then, and get her stamp of approval. The bureaucracy must be satisfied.
>>41959771Tell grumpy that her reasoning is good, but you have a sure fire counter to her objections. DRAGONS!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>41959771There's no way you're gonna get this past the headmistress, Tali. Regardless, tell her the plan. If you honestly believe that you can free Vaisi, she'll believe in you. Always believe in RNG.
>>41959771Is the problem that Solia's machine isn't good enough? Because I agree her work is a little bit sketchy but a slightly weird student is preferable to a serial killer.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>41959826The RNG here is a troll
>>41959771I wonder if her problem is the plan or if the problem is that it isn't HER plan.Appeal to her ego and ask her what she would add beyond dragons and powerful mages to make it work.
>>41959771Well, if you have any better idea, the best time to bring it up would be right now.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41959826re-roll that.
>>41959771"Have you been looking for a plan?"
>>41959771Then let's make it *your* plan. What would you change and what do you think needs to be added to the plan to make it work? There are already 2 dragons and a Ceer who agreed to work on this problem. There won't be another chance like this in a lifetime.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41959771Firstly, she can get fucked.Here's the problem: The book is an artifact designed to be so dangerous not even a ceer wants to be in its sway. It, by design transforms a person into a ceer, along with all the knowledge it stole, and when that transformation happens it will be unstoppable.Or is she waiting for the book to compress into its final form and be beyond all hopes of containing? Turning people into its murderous puppets or, god forbid, gathering artifacts and making a body of its own using them as power.That's without saying that she's condemning a student to a lonely miserable life of being driven mad by a book in an empty cell with the knowledge it will inevitably consume her.Vaisi isn't the forbidden god, safely locked away forever. She's a scared girl who needs help before a horrible monster takes everything from her and turns her into a true threat to his academy. Time is something she does NOT have.
>>41959943>Time is something she does NOT have.Well to be fair, we have about 20 Extra Minutes if we REALLY need them.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>41959826>Always believe in RNG.The RNG is the devil.
>>41959897>Tell the headmistress we got two dragons to help usWait, shit, we're not supposed to let anyone know we're a rider. Now we have to come up with an excuse for why we even went to them for help. Tali doesn't even have a legitimate reason to know Faelanerium.
>>41959771Glamour up the adorableface and break down crying about how you just want to help your friend, none of this other stuff is gonna work.
Rolled 281 (1d666)>>41959986Is that so?
>>41959771And what then? In 24 hours tops she will ceer out, then break out, then flip out.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>41959771I'm doing it for the sake of magic science.And Friendship.
>>41960059this is the worst 20why have you rolled this
>>41960052Notice the>"And I will not risk more lives to save one student."part. I'm sure putting Vaisi down before she becomes too dangerous is one of the possibilities being considered here.
"Headmaster, you have to understand... She doesn't have much time.">Tali explains to her everything, even a few secrets about what happens when one has a Ceer artifact for too long.>If they wait too long she will fully change and she WILL break out. Then they will have an unstoppable Ceer on their hands rather than a scared girl locked away in some dark cell."Tali... You are new here. You don't understand. This girl... As she is now she will destroy everything. Have you considered that perhaps she wants you to free her from her cell? For even a second? Then when she's free she'll go on a rampage that will take the entire might of the school to stop. You weren't here when she first went crazy, all those moons ago. Your plan is a good one. It may even work. But I can not risk my staff and students on a maybe. We will free her but only when we are truly ready. Do you understand, Tali?""... Yes, headmistress.">As the headmistress leaves Tali hears the Orange orb.<[Master, that woman is a threat level 100 in terms of completing your current mission. She has no desire to free the Vaisi girl]>
>>41960215She's only going to get more dangerous over time~
>>41960215Fuck that noise! Muhammad, mountain, yadda yadda... we drag the equipment to Vaisi do the procedure INSIDE the barrier.I mean, we have dragons and mighty mages here, relocating couple trinkets can't be issue.
>>41960215We understand you're a terrible headmistress. Nothing she said has intimated she's even trying.
>>41960215oooh, so that's how the elf swordlady lost an eye.Do it anyway Tali. Blame it on something. I dunno. Black orb controlling you?
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>41960215If you won't sacrifice other students that's fine. Just one.Tali.Get everything set up, secured so that Tali will be the only one at risk. if things go wrong and Vaisi does kill Tali, then you can put Vaisi down before she becomes a real and truly terrible threat.You only remember the terror that the book puppeted Vaisi into doing. You should instead remember the girl Vaisi used to be. Get things set up so that only one person is at risk. If you're right, you will be proven right completely. If you're wrong, then it will be an innocent girl saved and a threat to the school eliminated. Vaisi can be under supervision until such a time she can be trusted again is the headmistress insists.And if we're wrong, we don't want to live in a world where Vaisi clinging onto her identity was a lie, headmistress.
>>41960215Shoot her in the back of the head, problem solved
>>41960215If she WANTS Vaisi to stay enslaved to the book then we don't give a shit what she wants.Tell everybody the truth - that the Headmistress actually *wants* Vaisi to die in prison, so she'd probably sabotage any attempt she knew of.Vaisi has people who still like her, right? They'd probably get pretty pissed if they found out the Headmistress was working against their efforts this entire time.Get Petal and Thorn's heavy hitters in on this, and DO IT!
>>41960215This changes nothing, knife ears. Proceed with the plan.
>>41960215There's no way we can convince the headmistress, especially with that flashback showing how dangerous Vaisi is. >We will free her but only when we are truly ready.That's never, until the book turns Vaisi full Ceer, then they just dump her entirely because she's a husk of her former self.If the same thing applies to Ceera in reversing Ceer corruption, I'm not saying you should, but doing lewd stuff with Vaisi might work.
>>41960433and Vaisi is ready and willing!
>>41960215Tali, what do you feel is right?Should you break your word to Vaisi and do what the headmaster says and let her rot until she becomes a monster because there's no plans to save her?Or do you defy her and risk your life to save Vaisi though it might put your place at this academy at risk?These are the choices that define people tali.Make the right one.
>>41960215We don't need the help of a lady who can't even tell a water rune from a fire rune. Clearly she isn't up to the level of skill necessary to handle this task. Seeing as every other teacher here has managed to DEMONSTRATE their ability without screwing it up.
>>41960215Why does the headmaster/headmistress of anything always have to be an incompetent fuck?Do it anyway.
>>41960215Do it anyway. Tell the others you got permission. She'll only find out when it's too late.
>>41960215So she doesn't actually want to separate Vaisi from the book? Is she hoping for her to turn into a Ceer?I don't think we'll be able to persuade her on this if her reasoning is false. She's already leaving, so I don't think she'd listen either way. I can't think of much to say, apart from "What will it take for you to be truly ready?"Beyond that, we'll have to do this in secret. Next step is to check yourself for magical monitoring spells and artifacts, because if she can do such a thing, she's certainly doing so now. Maybe talk with our magical eyeball buddy about it.
>>41960215Okay, get the other orb. Old orb. Offer collateral if necessary to borrow it from Fael.
>>41960573We likely can't count on most of the teachers to assist us if the headmistress is set against us, so we need alternate resources. Black orb seems the most likely to be useful.
>>41960215When it says 'no desire' does it mean she never wants to free her?
Oh wait I just realized, the Headmaster is going to go off and tell the other teachers not to do it. So you have to stop her. Tali, can you steal her spellbook and lock her in a room somewhere?
>>41960659Remember that plan >>41958658 had about not messing everything up? Maybe this is a good time to use it.
Never?<[She intends to let her stay there until the end, Master.]>...We have to do this. Now.First we need to just gather everyone in secrecy and->>41960659Oh god.>Tali watches the headmistress walk away. He tries to think of something, anything, he could say that would convince her otherwise. But from what the Orange Orb said nothing will convince her.>Tali pulls out his spellbook. Inside are dozens of spells but nothing that could help him... Nothing...>Nothing but...>Tali casts a spell and fires it at the Headmistress. A purely beneficial spell, her wards don't act up. He casts it again and again and again.>At first it seems like nothing is happening, that the headmistress is too strong.>But nothing can beat Comfy Magic.>She drops herself onto the nearest chair and soon nods off....I'm gonna be in so much trouble.1/2
>>41960711so what you're saying is...1. Knock out headmistress2. tie her up in broom closet without ways of escaping3. Illusion it up to be her and give permission4. Do it anyway.
>>41960784COMFY AS FUCK
>>41960784IT BEGINSYOU BETTER BECOME A COMFY MAGE FOR FUWA, TALI
>>41960784Quick! Tali! Fondle her old lady parts!
>>41960784Comfy Magic best magic.
>>41960784fuwa would be proud, you glorious knife-eared magician
>>41960784REKTnow draw dicks on her face
>>41960784>>She drops herself onto the nearest chair and soon nods off.She's faking it.
>>41960784Haha holy shit you didn't mess up I'm actually very surprised.
>>41960784Ah hell, she'll probably be in a good mood when she wakes up.
>>41960784Drag her body into a closet and lock her there
>>41960784FUCK YEAHDON'T LOOK NOW TALI BUT YOU'RE FINALLY BEING A MAN FOR ONCE
>>41960784Remember to thank Fuwa later for the comfy magics.
>>41960784>Everything is set into place outside. Solia's machine is all hooked up and the teachers are standing by, ready to supply the Whip with their power.>The headmistress has been tucked away someplace safe.>Clover, the other teacher of Petal and the oldest staff member besides the Headmistress herself opens the gate to the dungeon. Tali can break through the seal on Vaisi's cell now without being burned or trapped.>But only if he's absolutely certain.>When asked if anyone else should be the one to get Vaisi, Clover replies that Tali might be the only one that can convince her to come without going on a rampage.>Tali steps into the dungeon, going past the previously warded door and into Vaisi's ceel.>She sitting there, the book in front of her. She looks up at Tali and grins."Well, hello there. It's not every day I get a visitor. What brings you here, little lady?"
>>41960784spellbook theft is the most effective way to disable a non-tattoo mage without causing permanent harmso do that
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41960911Roll us at her! We need to lewd her up so booky doesn't have control!
>>41960911So...no memory of who we are, then?
>>41960911>Even more Ceer.Goddamn. Vaisi, we're going for a walk, then we're going to sit in a chair where absolutely nothing unusual will happen, okay?
>>41960911CHUCK ARMS OUT WINDOW, RUN OFF LAUGHING
>>41960911My dick ain't gonna suck itself
>>41960911"How are you feeling today? Please don't say horny."
>>41960911Oh god. Vaisi that's not funny. You're not a Ceer yet, you should still remember things!
>>41960911>>41960939I don't think we should be engaging in a battle just yet. Tali, get the whip ready with the other artifacts. We're gonna supercharge it... Uh, are Vaisi's eyes way more Ceer? There's no doubt about it, you have to go through with the plan now.
>>41960911Quick Tali, she needs 100cc of elf dick stat!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41960911You promised to hold on.You promised goddamn it.Mention lewd things, Tali. All the lewd things.
>>41960911It sounds like she's a different person. That's not a good sign."Oh, I'm just here to fulfill a promise that I made a while back. I hope you haven't forgotten, have you?"Be charming, Tali. We know that lewd thoughts help her retain her true self. If we get her thinking of you in that way, she'll have better odds.
>>41960911Hello Vaisi, You remember Tali or Orb us at all? Please tell me you remember our promise and yourself.Think of dicks Vaisi. Mention lewd things Tali stat.
>>41960911Go away book, I want to talk to Vaisi
>>41960911If it's really come this far, you may just need to expose yourself to her. And by expose, strip nude, knife ears.
>>41961015Why does noone want to talk to the book? Maybe the book is lonely!Oh wait that would give away a whole bunch of secrets or something because we are incapable of keeping our mouths shut ever okay continue not talking to the book.
>>41960911Ha ha good joke Vaisi. Of course you still remember me.
>>41960911"You can't have her book, she's not yours and never will be. I will protect her smile"
"Hey there, Vaisi. Uhm... How are you?""Just fine, thank you. Yourself?""Uhm... Been better. Just came by to check up on you is all.""Oh? That's very sweet of you.""... Okay, this isn't funny. You remember me, right?""Pardon? I'm not sure I-""The orb told me you wanted to do horrible butt things.""... Tali?" She blinks. Her eyes are back to normal. "Oh...">She looks very confused, like she'd suddenly been woken up from a nap."Whoops! Sorta blacked out there for a second. What can I do for my favorite chocolate butt? Have you finally decided to give in and become my love slave in here? We can't do much but we can talk dirty through the magical floating bars." With that she grins her normal toothy grin.
>>41960911Last time we saw her, Vaisi zeemed to go less Ceer the hornier she got.
use the magic destroyer spell to explode the wards keeping her in place. and tell her you have an escape plan so follow you. lead her to the machine.
>>41961178nup, you're coming out here to be our love slave instead
>>41961178>>41961198Seduce her to make sure she stays Vaisi long enough for this to work
>>41961178shit what is our cover story Tali why didn't you think of a cover story how are we supposed to convince her to sit in a chair
>>41961178Actually, we'd like for you to try the best you can to remain you for the next hour or two.
>>41961178Tell her you decided you're gonna break her out so you can do butt stuff. So much butt stuff.
>>41961178Of course, you're becoming her love slave. Roll with it, you need to get Vaisi in the mood and prevent the book from being the dominant one.
>>41961178Remember to keep making lewd implications as we get her out.Then, when we're done, let her do butt stuff to you. Because friends don't Blue-ba-... Blue-cunt(?) each other.
>>41961178"Say if we, hypothetically, could get you out for a little bit, for, say, short walk. Can you promise not to murder anyone? And more importantly, can you keep that promise?"
>>41961178Nope. We're busting you out of here in a completely bloodless escape that's known by the entire staff and involves a sex chair.
>>41961214Convince her it's S&M play of course!
>>41961178Fuck the elements back into her Tali!
>>41961178The headmistress says if you behave and come with me you can have 15 uninterrupted minutes with my butt, no hands though but I figured you wouldn't mind
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>41961178Tell her you want to take her and do kinky butt stuff to her.The kinkiest.You'll tie her to a chair where butt stuff will be done to her until she begs for more.Make her believe it.Talk lewdly to her
>>41961214Dentistry check up. I mean, sure, she will be scared at first, but then relieved, because having your soul torn out and put back has to be less painful than that,
>>41961178How about YOU become my love slave outside?
I just realized Tali can use illusion magic to make it look like she IS being led into an orgy or something.
>>41961211>>41961212>>41961222>>41961236>>41961237>>41961245>>41961246>>41961260>>41961264>>41961265>>41961270>>41961278>Walk out with Vaisi, talking lewd to her the entire time>with every teacher in the school watching
>>41961178How's this for the plan? Blindfold her and hover her via magic. Keep talking casually while you levitate her outside. Don't explain the actual plan.
>>41961332we just use illusion magic to make it sound not as lewd, I would say not lewd at all but that's no fun
>>41961178"Oh, I can think of quite a bit we can do. Why don't you come a little closer so we can share a kiss?"
>>41961178"Prison break, then I'm going to ravage you senseless. Play along!"Throw a sheet over her, then walk her to the machine.
>>41961350>>41961332Like a total boss.
>>41961332>our reputation>Vaisi's lifeGee I wonder which is more important
Why are people scared of Vaisi again? She doesn't even have arms, how is she going to cast anything?
>>41961379I'm not saying it's a bad plan, I'm just pointing out that the teachers miiiight have a hard time staying undercover if they have to withhold giggles the entire time.
>>41961393>Why are people scared of Vaisi again? Anklebiting
>>41961178Blindfold her and princess carry her out while talking casually and taking that as an oppotrunity to grope her butt.
>>41961393You don't need arms to cast spells.
>>41961178Notice how the lewdness decreases ceer-ness. ... stay strong, elf.
>>41961427But you need them to hold open a spellbook.
>>41961393Being mostly 'armless doesn't make her less of a threat.
>>41961442This spellbook doesn't require that. It's special.
"How about you become my love slave? Outside?""Hmm?""I can take you out of here. But just for a short time. I have a secret place where we can be safe and alone.""Alone~?""Yep. All alone. And we can do so much together.""Lewd stuff?""Yep.""Can I kiss you?""Yes.""Lick you?""Yes.""Bite your neck and drink your blood as I slowly feel your heartbeat slow?""... Maybe.""Well that sounds like a fuckin blast.""Right? But first I need you to come close to the spell and close your eyes.">She does just that. Tali presses against the spell and breaks it easily. He ties a blindfold around Vaisi and begins casting his own True Magic. No one will hear what he says to her or even know what he's saying. Meanwhile she won't hear anything but natural sounds and himself."Follow me.">She follows him, Tali guiding her every few steps with his voice.>Outside the cell, Clover locks the place up and looks around."... Where is the headmistress? She should be here. I know I'd want to be here for such an occasion. Our little Vaisi, finally free. She was such a sweet girl, too. Do you really think this will work, Tali?""Pretty sure it will. Let's go, I'm sure Solia is waiting.""No no... I think we should wait for the headmistress. She should be here..."
>>41961543If she's not here, it must mean she had important things to take care of. When she does show up, we can show her the fruits of our totally awesome success!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>41961543FUCKWE NEED A BACKUP PLANTALI, WE NEED YOU TO CREATE AN ILLUSION OF THE HEADMISTRESSUSE THE MANA GEM AND OUR OWN SUPPLY IF YOU HAVE TO
>>41961543Just tell her that you saw HM sleeping, and didn't want to disturb her.Also, give Vaisi an actual kiss on the cheek or something.
>>41961543Illusion up a headmistress for them, Tali.It might be difficult to explain later, but you can't let things get ruined now.
>>41961543honestly? the headmistress told me she was all for leaving her locked up and feeding the key to the dragons,which is why we're doing this while she has a nap. now lets get this done
>>41961543"The longer we wait, the more we put Vaisi and the school at risk. She's already starting to lose more of herself; we need to help her as soon as we can."
>>41961543She probably has her reasons.Just dont sweat. Or look around frantically. And dont mention comfy magic or the closet you left the headmistress in.
>>41961543"this is time sensitive, who knows how long we have before the book gets upset and bored and makes her do something crazy. it's too late to slow down.
>>41961543Do you see out of all those eyes?That must be tough to navigate with.
>>41961543"I believe she'll come later but right now the condition of Varsi comes first. We don't have much time left and we must begin the procedure lest we run out of time.">>41961578No! She'll go wake her up then.
>>41961543>"Bite your neck and drink your blood as I slowly feel your heartbeat slow?"She's a keeper!Headmistress can't make it, we should report to her when we're done.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>41961543The headmistress is a busy woman, I'm sure. I'm certainly certain she won't want us to hold off on something time sensitive.
>>41961543I ran into her on my way here, she had some...reservations about letting Vaisi out but said she was gonna grab something to help in case things went bad
>>41961543"Do you really think so? Doesn't she... if it doesn't work, could she handle that? I don't really know, but I think Vaisi's situation might hurt her more than anyone."
>>41961543Why don't we just make an illusionary headmistress?
>>41961543"She said she was going to prepare something to celebrate."
>>41961660Too much work.Let's make an illusionary Tali and make him make an illusionary Headmistress.
>>41961660Because we don't know the knowledge she knows and everyone will be depending on the HM to bear a large brunt of casting.
>>41961674not sure that's how it works, but hell I'll try anything once
>>41961675just the teachers actuallybut good point
>>41961543>such a sweet girlDANGER DANGER BOOK WAS LEWD NOT VAISI WE'LL BE DATING A NUN OR SOMETHING
>>41961543Tell her the Headmistress is getting the celebration set up or something
>>41961735then we just have to go lewder
>>41961735everyone says that they never expected that nice quiet kid to go on a murder rampage. vaisi was probabbly quiet about her insane lusts.
>>41961543"We've already started so we can't wait now. She'll get here when she's ready."Once Vaisi is free you need to slip a collar on her and tell her you know how much she loves being utterly dominated, so now she's your property.
>>41961776I'm suspecting that once we cure Vaisi she will be inncently pure and either not remember or be very ashamed about the things she's saying now. The whole crazy sex drive being side effect of the book.
>>41961881lewd reverses Ceerdom though.
"She's probably making sure everything's ready or getting some kinda plan set up in case it all goes wrong. I wanna wait for her too but... We really can't keep her out like this for long, Professor.""Mmm.... You're right... I just don't feel good doing this without her here...">Even so she still leaves with Tali. Vaisi follows along Tali obediently but he can see her stop for just a second and tremble. She's fighting her own battle right now.>Outside, Solia's machine is set up. Professor Holly, Elza, Silva, and Ryuko are there along with the two dragons.>Tali sits Vaisi down on Solia's machine."I'm gonna strap you down.""Oh my god this is so fucking hot.""Don't wriggle around too much.""How else am I gonna get off? Unless you wanna lend a hand. Get it? Cause I got no hands. I'm saying to touch me.""In a second.""Hey, Tali.""Hmm?""This kinda play we're gonna need a safe word. What's our safe word gonna be?"
>>41961881Her lucidness correlates with her desire to ride Tali's meat stick.
>>41961881Or more likely, her sweet girl act was just a cover for her true lewd self and the artifact just helped strip away self-control and let the lewdness come out.So a lovely girl next door from the outside but holding in a great desire to jump Tali's bones.
>>41961928"I'm going to stick it in your pooper"
>>41961928Orange, twice in a row
>>41961928"You don't REALLY want a safeword, though~ If you did, you'd have come up with one on your own~"
>>41961928Holy shit, the machine looks like a robot Solia. I agree with Syrup as our safe word.
>>41961928"Feed me your delicious elf syrup"
>>41961928Yandere is 'armless
>>41961928>Vaisi get's put into simulated environment while battle happens>Months and months of computer sex with virtual Tali>Solia watching the entire time
>>41961928"This choice is meaningless, get back to drawing, story slave."
>>41961928now this is how I imagine the procedure to go
>>41961928Is it me or does the machine look like Solia?
>>41962076the dragon is what got me
"It'll be syrup.""Fuckin perfect. though, honestly, I doubt I'll have to use it. Not much you could do to me that would make me wanna quit. How about you, though? Can you handle what I dish out?""Only one way to find out.">Tali signals to hit the switch."... At least I know you won't make it hurt..."1/2
>>41962096Yeah. It's always looked like Solia.
>>41962115its to help her, its to help her, its to help her T-T
>>41962115C'mon you perv, you can make it, you will get better.
>>41962115No, it's definitely going to hurt, Vaisi.
>>41962115>The machine kicks into life. Vaisi screams as the machine seems to suck something away from her. The scream is short and abrupt, stopping almost as soon as it leaves her mouth.>Her body hangs there, limp.>Beside her the book begins to rise up."Tali, now!" Ceera yells.>Tali grabs the whip and the Orb.Go time!--->The whips powers kick into effect. The orb is drawn into the artifact, into a world of it's own making.>The sentience within the book lies before you, the Orb. It is powerful and vast. You are armed with little more than a magical whip.>And the might of several powerful mages and two dragons behind you.>The sentience floats about you, waiting for you to make your first move.
>>41962115>"... At least I know you won't make it hurt...">"...">"Tali?">"...I'm sorry."
>>41962115Maybe we should've had her wear us for this. You know, to inconvenience the book when it hijacks her soulless body.
>>41962191Right then, time to fall straight back to Plan B! KICK IT IN THE JIMMIES!
>>41962191"Stand back, mongrel!"
>>41962191ZAAAAAP MATHA FUCKER
>>41962191Pinch the book's nipples to show it who is boss.
>>41962191LET'S GO YOU PIECE OF FILTHWHIP THAT BOOK!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>41962191Whip it into a masochistic shell of an artifact. we are its master now and it will cut this shit the fuck out.
>>41962191it's clearly weak to lust. "hey sexy, wanna see what an orb is like in bed?"then whip it while it's confused.
>>41962191behave book, or else. *force lightning*
>>41962191"WHAT IS AN ARTIFACT? A MISERABLE PILE OF LEWDNESS. BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!"
>>41962191Mess with my waifu, I end your laifu
>>41962247how do you do that?
>>41962247thank you RNGsus
>>41962247Dice Gods too stronk
>>41962191...Some part of me thinks the only reasonable thing to do in this situation is to challenge it to the oldest game.
>>41962247Wooooo!>>41962191"SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW YOUR ROLE!"
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41962247>>41962191Mind if I help, brother?Please RNGesus. I pray to you in our time of need.
>>41962191CRACK THAT WHIP. We're gonna make you our bitch, book! You think there's just one of us? You fight a swarm of chaos!You're a problem, and we must whip you! Whip you up! Into shape!
>>41962191>>41962247GO FOR THE THROAT-EQUIVALENT
>>41962191So that rune is Unravel/Magic/Transfer. Which presumably has something to do with how the book eats spells and uses them to grow more powerful. Not sure it's actually a 'personal rune' so much though.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41962309>RNGsus>It's satan, anon. The RNG is the devil.
>>41962191FOR SO LONG, BOOK, WE HAVE BEEN SEALED, WITH NOT BUT WORDS WITH WHICH TO INFLUENCE THE WORLD. BUT FOR ONE MOMENT, WE HAVE BEEN GRANTED STRENGTH AND AGENCY, FOR ONE SINGLE PURPOSE. YOU WILL SUBMIT, OR WE WILL DESTROY YOU.
>>41962335This doesn't count, by the way.
>>41962247>>41962191OLLY OLLY OXEN-BIT->>41962335GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>41962335PRAISE RNGESUS
>>41962335He blasphemesand is struck down.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41962335YOU HAVE PISSED RNGBANISH THIS MAN
>>41962191Submit or be destroyed, Devourer. And don't give me that shit about being impossible to destroy I can find a way to break ANYTHING.
>>41962366>Double 1s in one post!
>>41962191WHIP IT!"Let her go, and we will not destroy you. You may get another chance.If you kill her then we will destroy you here and now. Even the Ceer have turned against you."
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41962335No bully.
>>41962191Take this! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL MY LEWD
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41962191WHIP IT!
>>41962399>>41962366>>41962354>>41962335>>41962309you know guys. it's probably a good idea to stop rolling after someone gets a 20. betting it all on a double 20 just wont work.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>41962399Yes Bully.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>41962446Maybe it will nerd.
>>41962446>it's probably a good idea towhen was the last time collective hivemind of Anonymous managed to consistently stick to a good idea?Yes, I don't remember either.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41962469Let's see what the dice say. if this is a 1, rng is satan. if 20, its RNGsus.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>41962503
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>41962191Make out with the book.
>You move in, whip in non-existent hand. The Sentience sees it coming a mile away and slashes at you, an arm materializing from within it's cloak. A chunk of you is ripped away and vanishes into the ether.>The sentience laughs. How can one little artifact hope to stand up against one that has drawn upon the powers of countless generations? It has more spells than the Great Books of Spells, knows more runes than the combined sum of all of humanity. What hope do you have?>NONE AT ALL.>Another slash, another chunk is ripped away.>>41962247>But Chaos is on your side. Your very existence can turn the tide of otherwise hopeless fights. You are the single inconsistency that allows anything to succeed despite the odds.>You stand tall, filled to the brim with power from everyone that can spare it."We're gonna make you our bitch, book."'... Excuse me?'
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41962580SUPLEX
>>41962580YOU'RE OUR BITCH. BEND OVER, WE'RE COMING IN DRY.
>>41962580You lack Soul, dearest book. Now bend over.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>41962580Continue posing. From posing, we will draw strength.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41962580Wrestle it in an homoerotic way!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41962580You don't get a safety word.>>41962599Suplex.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41962580Makeouts.Sloppy artifact makeouts.
>>41962580IM TOO SEXY FOR THIS BULLSHIT. BOW DOWN AND SERVE ME ALREADY.
>>41962620Anon I am not that upset but I am extremely disappoint. >>41962630NOT YOU TOO.
>>41962630>>41962620>>41962615what the fuck slaanesh
>>41962615>>41962620Well,would ya look at that
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41962630>>41962620>>41962580I WON'T LET YOU FAIL US THIS TIMERNG-SAMA PLEASECOUNTER THESE ROLLS!
>>41962580We're gonna dominate you.Sexually.
break it's arms, shatter it's spine, snap it's legs, twist it's neck, everything must be done for kill.
>>41962580Just go all hokuto no ken on its immaterial ass.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41962580Rape it.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41962674>>41962580forgot the roll~
>>41962580Absorb the Book! It'll try to infect us, but it can't! We're chaos and voices, we'll infect it and make it us!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41962580Just testing
>>41962693I.I dont even.
Rolled 5 (1d20)REMOVE BOOK
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>41962580adding a 4rth nat 1
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41962615>>41962620>>41962630The next thing you're going to say is 'was this all part of your plan Blue Orb?!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>41962580FALCON PUNCH!
>>41962580You wanted us, but it doesn't work that way, oh no. You're gonna bow down to us. You're gonna feel the ecstasy of pain and the release of submission. We're gonna make you want it, beg for it, call us master. Fear us, for we are the embodiment of LEWD.
>>41962693Just stop now.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>41962580Sexually dominate the book.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>41962580Pretty sure you guys were supposed to have an actual plan here at some point, right?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>41962580Act insane
>>41962615This is good enough. Please.
>>41962615NONE SHALL STAND IN THE WAY OF MAX LEWDS!
Question. Did they ever fix it to prevent you from forcing a nat 1? I remember that being a problem with some quests that were ran here using the dice system.
Rolled 19, 3, 14, 11, 2, 8, 1, 10, 10, 18, 18, 5, 11, 19, 17, 8, 16, 19, 12, 9 = 230 (20d20)>>41962759MAKE ME>>41962760>act
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>41962693>>41962630>>41962620I guess we've got BRAIN PROBLEMS
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>41962754You can't make me!
Wow you guys fucked up nice going
>>41962773How does that even work?
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>41962580Put a gag on it. Doesn't matter how many spells it knows if it can't cast any of them.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>41962580Tell the book you love her.Book, will you marry us?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41962820Jesus.
>>41962620>>41962630>>41962820FFS stop rolling!
>>41962834Its not like it can get worse at this point.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>41962580Forget all this nonsense. Gentle caress the book's consciousness so it might know your gentle touch of kindness. Then if it doesn't surrender make it hurt. make it like being hurt.
>>41962793Fuck if I remember. Go check out the beginning of Cosgrove's Bleach quest, I think that is where I first hear about it.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>41962580NO TURNING BACK NOW!
"YOU'RE OUR BITCH. BEND OVER, WE'RE COMING IN DRY.">You charge in, whip in hand. The sentience is ready.>The two artifacts exchange blow after blow. Four times it seems as though the Orb will finally succumb and fall but it stands back up with a quick flex to show it was barely hurt at all by the brutal mauling.>The whip does more damage to the book than the books claws do to you. But you stumble a few times. While you may be older than the book it's clear it has far more experience fighting.>But getting beat to shit was all a part of your plan. I mean... How you achieve a goal isn't what's important, only that it gets done, right?>Still, neither of you will fall.>Reduced to mere wisps of mana and sentience the two of you stare at one another.'ENOUGH!' it roars. 'I have the body of the girl! Continue this and it will be destroyed completely and utterly!'
>>41962912Well we have her spirit safely stored and fleshcrafters can make her a new one, one with arms. So what's your point?
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>41962912RELEASE VAISI! COME ON TALI, GIVE US POWER!Please.
>>41962912Its a BODY. A SHELL.WE CAN RECREATE HER. MAKE HER BETTER.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41962912Pssh, bodies are for chumps. Thats just going to make you weaker.
>>41962912"Do you feel lucky, punk?"
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>41962912Oh please, you couldn't even conjure up an ice cream cone at this point.Now be a good book and shut up.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>41962912Eh fuck itAll in
>>41962912"but we have her soul"final charge
>>41962912Call in the Udine healers! Or Solia to take over the body really quick!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>41962912Seduce the BookIt is the only way.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>41962912
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>41962912Do that and we will throw you into the sun.Forcefully separate him from Vaisi.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>41962912Touch her body and I will personally see to it that your book ends up in the boypussy of an Undine getting nailed by sad sad man getting led around by a Sylph
>>41962912Lies! We have you right where we want you! Now we'll activate our secret plan B!
>>41962912Destroy the body and we destroy you.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>41962912Remove him.
>>41962912"You may have here body, but we've got your number. We can send you home, bub."
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>41962912Just for fun
>>41962979is plan B the plan D
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>41962912Use the whip, tie it up in the kinkiest ways, like the eastern animus tali likes to watch. We like to watch too.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>41962912Become the Book
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>41962912Kiss the girl.
>>41962912That's fine we'll make a new one. With blackjack, and hookers.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>41962912SUPLEX!
>>41962912Well I think one of our initial plans was to just magic up a new body after killing her possessed one directly, so...DO IT FAGGOT
If they're not busy our friends help would be timely.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>41962912Not happening today...
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>41962912It's just an empty body, book. We planned for that. Prepare yourself for the void.
>>41963028Dragon assistance would be lovely.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>41962912[insert self into Vaisi's body, counter book's harmful magic]
>>41962912Vaisi! Bow to your new master! Reject this wretch and gift all your powers to us!"If you kill her, we'll kill you. Even the Ceer have turned against you and are supporting us; yield and be spared, or resist and be destroyed."
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>41962912Look, the book is a spell nerd, we're a spell nerd, we have so much in common! Kiss her!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>41962912Resume posing, charge bases cannon.http://youtube.com/#/watch?list=PL32A0F36109610AF5&v=ZAz4pFhMhlk
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>41962912RNGesus, if you're real, pls.Pls.Deliver us from this evil book with the most fabulous of poses.
"Will you? Will you really? Cause we can just make her better. You, on the other hand... You won't do as well. So, I gotta ask... Do you feel lucky, punk?">The setience floats, it's wicked hands still over Vaisi. With a bestial roar it tosses the body aside and runs at you, putting it's all into one last attack.>You let it slam into you. When it's body connects with yours you wrap your arms around it. After a well placed squeeze of it's ethereal form you suplex the thing.>It breaks, more of it's body falling away.>With one more whip slap you fully break the sentience.>It's your bitch now.1/2
>>41963142AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
>>41963142wait really it's not trying to nuke the school or anything
>>41963142WE ARE THE BEST ORB!
>>41963142>It's your bitch now.
>>41963142Oh.. OH.That whip is literally shoved right up the book's ass.
>>41963163Anon, he's just bent over. That's his butt.
>>41963164worse than that, it's trying to steal our waifu!
>>41963163don't worry anon i see what you did there
>>41963142BY RIGHT OF COMBAT, WE CLAIM VAISI AS OUR SLAVE!
>>41963142i cant stop laughing, thanks larro.
-----"Fufufu," Solia laughs. "Look, I'm not saying I'm a genius, but... I'm just such an awesome person.""Hey, hold on. She's waking up. Vaisi?">She opens her eyes. Standing in front of her is her savior.>And some other punks. They helped too."Ch-chocolate butt..?" Vaisi says.2/3
>>41963325Get the Book! Throw it into the Sun!
>>41963325"... I'm not dead..?"
>>41963325>>41963350She saved you. You must thank her.Put your face on his penis and start licking
>>41963325Right here. Right now. while everyone's watching.Do it.
>>41963350KISS HER YOU FOOL
>>41963350VAISIYOU'RE ALIVE!TAKE US INTO YOUR MOUTH!Give her a hug, Tali.
>>41963325Well, yes, we, the Blue Orb, your savior, are right in front of you.You should show your gratitude to us first and foremost, but sice we are in no shape to fully enjoy it as of right now and for the foreseeable future, we herefore kindly allow you to molest the elf instead.
>>41963350No.Welcome to hell.
>>41963325No more Ceer artifacts for you, ever! You almost turned full Ceer!
>>41963350We can make you dead if you want, I mean. It's like like we can't.
>>41963350congrats you lucky girl(?)
>>41963350>sharp teeth still thereyisssss
>>41963350"I said I'd save you."Vaisi: Pledge your undying loyalty to Tali.
>>41963350Welcome back! How are you feeling?It must have been hard living with an artifact like that for so long. Don't be ashamed if you have any strange thoughts; it'll take time to adjust to normal life again.
>>41963350HUUUUUUUUUUUUGSalso show her your dick later.
>>41963350Don't kiss her, your haremtech isn't advanced enough.
>>41963350Well, you technically were for a moment, but you got better.
>>41963350MISSION COMPLETE.Now what do we do with the book? I mean we did break its will but how long will that last?
>>41963350This is it. This is the future we fought for.
>>41963350The nightmare is over. Give hugs!
>>41963350Of course not. Dead people don't make good love slaves.
>>41963350Well we yanked your soul out of your body for awhile. That's kind of like dieing, I think.
>>41963350THROW IT INTO THE SUN!
>>41963350No. But Tali probably is the headmistress is gonna be SO MAD.
>>41963425>Dead people don't make good love slaves.I'm sure Solia would disagree.
>>41962115>>41963350...So she did think she was being executed. Well, damn.
We did it! We beat MAQ!
>>41963325>>41963350Tali? Tali, can you hear us? You're looking a bit... unkempt. You might want to check on your appearance. You'll want to look your best for an occasion like this.
>>41963350Throw Tali to the ground. Tell her you're going to fuck her until it's rape, and then probably a little bit more
>>41963350"Uh, no? I'm... sorry?"
>>41963463Quick, to the CG gallery menu!
>>41963325That is one smug Solia.
>>41963438Ceera kinda said destroying it was impossible, so somehow I doubt throwing it into the sun is likely to work. I mean that's like the first thing we'd try to destroy it!
>>41963509Best place to keep it though, I mean who'd look in the sun? They'd go blind!
>>41963509yes but throwing it into the sun makes it impossible for anyone to get it and become possessed again.
>>41963531LILY IS GONNA GET THE BOOK OH GOD
>>41963438Nah man. It's our bitch now, remember?Dress it in a maid outfit and make it refer to us as master.
"Of course you're not.">Tali hugs her. As he holds her close he feels her body shuddering. He pulls away and sees tears streaming down her face."Vaisi...""Tali... You're so lucky I'm strapped down and we're in public... Saving my life is -hic- It's such a huge fucking turn on..."1/2
>>41963547Yeaaaah, you might be forgetting something.
>>41963552Oh speaking of make sure artifact lust girl doesn't try to take the book. or anyone really. its bad news.
>>41963581Feel good Tali. This was all worth it.
>>41963581Why should being in public stop you?
>>41963581And nothing's changed!Splendid!
>>41963581Ah.. it's raining.
>>41963581Release the binding Knife ears!
>>41963581Tali, just... don't schedule anything that requires walking for the following week. I think you might need some recovery time.
>>41963552Lily IS the book. And by that I mean if you tattooed her with spells you could use her as a living spellbook.Tali, we need you to learn to be a tattoo artist so that you can turn Lily into a living spellbook.
>>41963581Lean in close and whisper "You mean you care if people know who owns you?~"
>>41963581>we're in publicVasi is a tender lover.
>>41963581I suggest cancelling the auditory illusions. It'll be easier to explain things if everyone hears the same things.Potentially embarassing, but that's easier to deal with than confusion that might reveal our illusion powers.
>>41963643We're not turning Lily into a spellbook. That's the dumbest idea.
>>41963581Actually that is just the opposite of lucky.>remove straps>remove pants>[whycontainit.jpg]
>>41963657Auditory illusions...?Tali doesn't know any of that yo.
>>41963661Have you read most of our ideas?
>>41963695Yes, and that's the dumbest.
>>41963581>You're so lucky I'm strapped down and we're in public...it's one of those lovely phrases that only make sense in the right context
>>41963581She's gonna bite you.Also, should probably put her back in the cell as a safety precaution.
>>41963682>>41961543>>She does just that. Tali presses against the spell and breaks it easily. He ties a blindfold around Vaisi and begins casting his own True Magic. No one will hear what he says to her or even know what he's saying. Meanwhile she won't hear anything but natural sounds and himself.
>>41963726Butt of Power.
>>41963721Fuck no. She ain't never going back in the box.Instead, we're going in her box.
>>41963581"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?">The headmistress storms into the training field where Tali, Solia, her machine, Vaisi, all the teachers, and two massive dragons are standing.>Solia walks up to the teacher and with a theatrical flourish gestures to her machine."Well," She says, "If you must know Tali here was just helping me save the life of this poor girl with -my- machine. You see, it runs on the principal of the three pieces of the-""No, I know what is happening here. What I mean is who the hell gave you permission to do this on my school!? I never gave the okay for this!">The teachers look a bit confused.
>>41963726I'm not sure we haven't suggested replacing Tali's heart with an orb or the book.
>>41963721But Anon, that's the best part!
>>41963581love you to Vaisi
>>41963768Quick! Tali! Scuttle Away!WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!
>>41963753We don't have a rune for Butt. So unfortunately we can't tattoo the rune for Butt on anyone's butt.
>>41963768Apply more comfy magic
>>41963768Tali, this is the part where you turn invisible with Vaisi and slink off to somewhere.Like that pool with the crystal.
>>41963726Man, I haven't even thought of that quest in forever.And yet I immediately and clearly recall how fucking awful almost every idea was.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>41963768Comfy magic! then bug out!
>>41963768This looks like a job for copious amounts of comfy magic
>>41963768You were never gonna give permission so fuck you I saved my friend/love slave
>>41963768Tali, apply more Comfy Magic. Mellow the headmaster out.
>>41963768"Sorry. That was me."
>>41963768flee and lay down comfy mines!>>41963803nice
>>41963768Time to be invisible Tali. Gotta wait out the storm to follow
>>41963803So fucking comfy
>>41963768If it worked the first time, it couldn't hurt to try comfy magic again.
>>41963768Undo Tali's restraints, yeall CHEESE IT, IT'S THE FUZZ as loudly as you can
>>41963768But Head Mistress, you said we could only do it if we were truly prepared, you weren't but everyone else was. And I might point out it worked
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>41963768Quick! Cast the Excellent Prismatic Spray!
>>41963768sneak off with vaisi fuck her brains out
>>41963803>>41963768I'll take fluff on this one.
>>41963768That being said hop on your dragon and GTFO
>>41963768Yes.Yes, this was all Solia's idea. Behold the greatness of her invention, and the results of this experiment, which were, again, all her idea.You were just a pawn, tali.
>>41963768There was no more time. Vaisi was losing more and more of herself every day. When we checked on her today, she barely recognized us. If we ever planned on saving her, it had to be now; this was the only chance we would get.Since she just came storming in, there's no use lying about it. But if she really didn't want to save Vaisi, she'll have a very hard time explaining that to the other teachers.
>>41963768But you did. And your plan worked perfectly, Headmaster! The methods and theories you told me to counter the Ceer sapience inside the artifact was brilliant!
>>41963768>"No, I know what is happening here. What I mean is who the hell gave you permission to do this on my school!? I never gave the okay for this!"Your arguement is invalid, we have a dragon.
>>41963803Grab Vaisi, THEN bug out
>>41963768When we got here, Vaisi was like two seconds away from completely turning into a Ceer.
>>41963803ITS ALL A DREAM HEADMISTRESS
>>41963768Explain that you were so prepared that you knew you could do it even without the Headmistress's power, so you decided to do it while it was still possible.
>>41963772He's referencing another quest where a prolific shitposter ignited repeated arguments on the merits of ripping out the MC's heart, hooking them up to life support, and replacing it with a heavily enchanted spellcasting focus. At home, with no medical equipment, in a school that expressly endorses murdering other students as long as it doesn't inconvenience the staff.It was a bad plan.
>>41963768"Well, yea, of course you didn't. You wanted her dead."
>>41963902well obviously, not like she's gonna carry Tali
>>41963768Grab vaisi and run.Princess carry~
>>41963803Diiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!Autocorrect wanted that to be "Xiii juju juju juice." Nani kore?
>>41963942Do you know how cat carries little kittens?
>>41963982yes, but her teeth are still sharp right now. we can save the biting for later
>>41963992That's it! Bite the headmistress and run while she's distracted by the poison!
>>41963768Okay, this is a very delicate situation. Now everyone knows that the headmistress was against the plan. You need to handle this carefully and think of the long-term effects.We can't just use comfy magic on her and/or run away. That would severely handicap your standing with the school, if you even manage to fight off every teacher at once.We also can't accuse her of not wanting to save Vaisi, because we have no evidence apart from things we want to keep secret.And we can't lie our way out of this, because she just said the truth.So I suggest we go with something like >>41963859. Justify our actions by saying how desperate the situation was for Vaisi. The other teachers apparently loved Vaisi and really wanted to save her, so they'll likely side with us. The headmistress won't be able to talk her way out of that.
>>41963908This doesn't give me enough context.Also, what about the Butt of Power?
I can't run away again. I think that'll just make things worse.But...>Tali casts his Comfy Magic again. It definitely has an effect on the headmistress as she seems to calm down quite a bit.>she's still rather furious, though.>Tali approaches her."Headmistress. We had to do this now. If we didn't, we would have lost her. And it all worked out in the end.""Tali," She says, with barely contained rage. "You knew you were not supposed to act without my permission. People could have died.""But no one did. I was certain no one would.""You used my staff.">Holly raises her hand."We wanted to be here. You said yourself, if we could save the girl we should.""That... You used the Dragons. They work for the school.">Faelanerium leans down and blows a puff of poisonous fire."Do no presume you can tell a dragon what it can and can not do, human.""Also!" Solia adds in. "Let's not forget that it was MY machine that did the bulk of the work! Cause it was and it was freaking awesome. Just.. Just throwing that in there.">The Headmistress glares at the group. Rather than calming down she seems to get angrier and angrier."... Very well," She finally says after an intense bit of silence. "I suppose it did all work out, in the end."1/2
Dance party ending when?Wait, what do you mean our objective was to spy on the school? WHO CARES DANCE PARTY
>>41964032Aw shit, Tali.You're going in detention now.
>>41964066>DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION
>>41964066Worth it.Go in.With our head held high and smiling.
>>41964032Tali! Hug the Headmistress! Also give Fael and Shen a cheek kiss. They were awesome and we totally appreciate that they decided to help us.
>>41964032You made a powerful enemy today!...No, you stop!
>>41964075EEEEELF TRAAAP HOUSE!
>>41964026The plan was named the Heart of Power. >>41963726 brought it up as a counterexample as to just what exactly the worst idea ever is.I have no idea what the Butt of Power is, but if it involves implanting magical items into our ass then I saw go for it. Elf booty gonna pull double duty.
>>41964075>DOUBLE SECRET PROBINGC-can we even fit that many in Tali!?
>>41964110no, but we can probably probe Ceera or Vaisi, and then one of them can probe Tali
>>41964110We will employ ice cream as lubrication.
>>41964110I was almost commissioned to draw that, once.It was gonna be great.But alas, they decided they wanted something else.
>>41964136Draw it anyway. Nothing is stopping you from doing greatness.
"Holly," the headmistress says, "Take Vaisi to the sick bay. Restore the wards from her cell around her bed.""What? Why?""You may have saved her from the book but we don't know what may be left. Until we are sure she is to remain secluded from the others.""That's not fair. She's finally free, she-""TALI." She gives him a stern look. "I have been quite lenient with you. Do not push me.""... But">Vaisi stands up and stretches."Hey," she says, "It's okay, Tali. I'll be fine.">Holly begins to lead her away."But be sure to visit~"2/3
>>41964032"All that is required for evil to prosper is for good to do nothing.I couldn't stand by and let her die, knowing I had a chance to save her. None of us could have."
>>41964177There's too much fucking cute in this thread.
>>41964177YOU GONNA GET LOVED ROUGHLY
>>41964177>dat smile. promising lewds smilehnnngh
>>41964177The headmistress is planning something. We should be sure to check up on her carefully. And soon.Also check the wards around her when you visit. They might be tampered with somehow.
>>41964177vaisi best girl
>>41964224Ceera and Vaisi both best girl.
>>41964177>Vaisi is taken away by Holly, with Elza and Silva accompanying them. Just in case.>Ryuko thanks her dragon and Clover gives Tali the tightest hug he's ever received for his help today. She promises that she will bake him her famous pie as a thank you.>He just asks that Vaisi receives a slice too.>As the group talks about how the rescue went, with Solia putting herself in any conversation she can, Ceera approaches Tali."<So, Tali, what do we do with this?>"
>>41964245Teleport it into the sun. Staff & Gem should do.
>>41964245Can you hide it somewhere? Some place no one can ever find it?
>>41964245Bend it over. We need to take our reward.
>>41964245TALI.TELL HER THATS OUR PROPERTY.OUR BITCH.VERBATIM.
>>41964177You better visit her first thing tonight.Sexually.
>>41964245WE WANT TO KEEP OUR BITCH!
>>41964245It's our bitch now. We shall consume it and take its power.
>>41964245Didn't we promise it to the dragons?
>>41964245We could just let ceera have it
>>41964245Well teleport to the sun, give to us and let us kick the shit out of it. Pray to a diety and have them take it.
>>41964245HE IS OURS. LET US SHOW HER THAT ITS OUR BITCH NOW.
>>41964245Destroy it, if we can. Though, it is our bitch now. We can abuse it from time to time.
>>41964245THROW IT INTO THE SUN!
>>41964245It's our bitch now.
>>41964245It's ours. As in, the orb's. We will use it for good now.
>>41964245Will it be able to jurt anyone? Or at least me, if i have the orb than does that mean I can hold on to it without it causing trouble? You said we can't destroy it and I'd rather keep an eye on it than leave it to chance
>>41964245Well, I'd suggest sealing it in a concrete slab and burying it somewhere. It's too dangerous to actually use, and it's not very useful as a bribe, since anyone who would want it couldn't be trusted with it.
>>41964245On the one hand, it's our bitch now. On the other hand, the safest place for it is probably the center of the nearest star.Let's let Ceera choose which we do.
>>41964245It's ours! We need it for our master plan!The one I just started coming up with right now!
>>41964245Since it can't steal spells from us, we, the orb, will take it.
>>41964177The headmistress wants Vaisi dead.We know this because a mind-reading artifact told us so.Go to Holly and Clover and tell them this in private, and ask that they keep Vaisi safe - the headmistress holds what the book made Vaisi do against her, and that'll probably cloud her judgement.As far as the book? "We could throw it in the sun. Even if it's indestructible, it'll have a hard time grabbing anybody else from there.
>>41964245Well, if we put it in an unmarked dungen then someone's likely to come across it eventually, and if we put it in a clearly marked dungeon then that would just lure in advanturers. Putting it somewhere inaccessible like the sun or the ocean is just asking for some unknown life form to claim it, or for it to turn the sun black.The best thing I can think of is to look after it and see if we can eventually find someone trustworthy to guard it.What exactly triggers its corruption effect? It won't affect us just from being around, will it?
So,Anyone think we should try to extract the spells from the book while it's still our acknowledged bitch?
>>41964412That's a good idea. Let's do this!
>>41964412WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>>41964412Potentially rewarding, but very risky. Its primary effect is to corrupt people who try to use it for power, and we don't have the power boost from a roomful of magic users anymore.
>>41964245It's ours now. Let's see what it can do.Sexually.
>>41964344>The headmistress wants Vaisi dead.That's not what it said, she doesn't (didn't) want her free. Is she actually wanted her dead I'm sure she would have found a way to put her down by now.
"... It can't hurt us, right?""Not so long as the Blue Orb stays as it is.""... Then I think the safest place for it to be will be here, with me and the orb. If we do anything else with it, like throw it away or put it in a dungeon someone will eventually come across it and get it back. So... Until we can find a better place for it I'll hold onto it.">Ceera hands Tali the book, watching for a reaction.>None comes. The book is no more dangerous than a normal spellbook now."Alright," She says. "Can't think of a safer place myself. I'm sure if it tries anything the orb can take care of it, right?">Oh.>You're sure you can.===End of Chapter 24===
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>41964462D-D-DOMINATED!Thanks for running, Larro!
>>41964462Pucker up book boy, we're going in dry!
>>41964462Time to make sweet artifact babies!
>>41964462We should make it call us Onii-Chan.
>>41964462YEAAAAAAAAAAH, YOU'RE HERE FOREVER.
>>41964462Yay, we saved Vaisi from the evil book and got a new toy!And also a spellbook!Vaisi never did say the safe word...
>>41964462Hey.Hey book Hey.BRACE YOURSELF.
>>41964462Thanks for running Larro! Has the orb began to... extract... spells from the book?
>>41964462Alright book, prepare your nebulous magic-body orifice.
>>41964462Yo book! We need dong enhancement and knocker enhancement spells!
>>41958572And so ends another chapter. Thanks for reading everyone! As usual the start time for the next one will be on twitter. Work is starting up again so expect weekend chapters from now on.And now here's spell review with Ceera.>>41958572"<... Only two today? Alright... Yeah... Mhmm... These are both good. You're getting better at this. The first one I like because it can bypass someone's magical defenses. Soft magic is good like that. Good work.>">Tali has learned Gentle Mana Drain!>Tali has learned Anti-Magic Shield!
>>41964462Lets break the book's ability to control people, starting with its ability to kill people.We don't need it to be able to do that, so we can amputate that capability without making it any less useful~Q&A TIME!:Vaisi: Now that you're no longer enslaved mind, body, and soul by that book, are you looking forward to being enslaved mind, body, and soul by Tali?
>>41964610If we could destroy the sun with magic, could we instead use it to power a spell?
>>41964610Can you make us a spell that lets us pull artifacts from the sun?
>>41964610Are your breasts getting bigger since we last saw them, Ceera? From what I hear, your 'thing' is losing size as well. Do you believe that you'll turn into an Elf soon?
>>41964610Ceera, we know that Tali has dicked you, but have you dicked Tali?Also, you look really nice with your hair like that
>>41964647Probably a bunch of good ones up there, what with all the ones people probably chucked up there once they got too strong.
>>41964610Hey, you look really nice in your new outfit. Keep the ponytail too.
>>41964669I don't think she can hear that last part if you whisper it, Anon.
>>41964647We might just be able to use 'Propel Target' after we perceive them somehow. Like maybe a 'Detect Artifact(Originating from Sun)' or something?
>>41964661>>41964610How long until Tali can knock you up?
>>41964639>>41964647"<...>">>41964661"<My people don't turn into elementals. We are the void. My body, however, is quite aware that my female side is being used more and is responding accordingly. I know this may be weird to creatures that don't have a changing gender but...>"-shrug->>41964669"<No.>">>41964678"<It's just the Petal uniform. Also, Tali said he liked ponytails so... I figured I'd give it a try.>">>41964733"<Impossible.>"
>>41964750Is it true boning a Ceer results in bugs out your eyes, or was a certain Aelor completely and totally wrong?
>>41964750>"<My people don't turn into elementals. We are the void. My body, however, is quite aware that my female side is being used more and is responding accordingly. I know this may be weird to creatures that don't have a changing gender but...>"Neat.Is there a limit on growth?
>>41964750What this guy said: >>41964789
>>41964750Ceera I don't think the word 'impossible' means what you think it does.
>>41964750>My people don't turn into elementals.Are you sure about that? Do we need to do more lewd things to you to find out?
>>41964750Yeah, but you're working it really well.
>>41964750Aside from Tali, are you making any other friends at the Academy?
>>41964750>"<...>"That means yes, right? Awesome~!
>>41964750Fine then.How long until YOU can knock Tali up?
>>41964750And about how often is your female side being used?
>>41964750It's okay to put it in his butt, we give you permission.Just tell him it's girl training.
>>41964750You should try dicking him sometime.
>>41964750I LOVE YOU CEERA, WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING
>>41964750>"<Impossible.>"Take it from the experienced - never say never.
>>41964750So if you used your dong more you'd get a bigger dong?
>>41964758"<....................>">>41964899"<Yes.>">>41964789"<I'm about at that limit. I'm still a Ceer. My people are not known for having much useless meat.>">>41964808"<It means it will never happen.>">>41964811"<...................................>">>41964815"<Thank you very much. I'll admit, it beats the robes I normally wear.>">>41964829"<Not really. None of them are terribly interesting to talk to. Young women can be... Tedious. Vendal is interesting, though. My friends at my homeland told me stories of when her grandmother had helped raise the school.>">>41964836"<... I don't think elves change genders. Besides, I'm fine with the current arrangement.>">>41964849>>41964864>>41964842"<... This is not about spells. I am leaving now. Good day.>"
>>41964890Anon, are you, by any chance a Goku Uniform (aka Godrobe)?
>>41964914Did you know that Tali is not your first to bed?We even got him to have a whole pile of girls on his bed before he even met you!
>>41964750So, since you're using your female parts more often, your masculine parts are gradually fading.Want us to help with that? I'm pretty sure we could persuade Tali to give your other parts a little more attention.
>>41964914>"<... This is not about spells. I am leaving now. Good day.>"You know we'll just totally ask Tali and he'll tell us right? Don't be a no fun spoilsport like Fatty.
>>41964914>... I don't think elves change gendersOh sweet child, dont you see?Their gender is Elf.
>>41964914Have you tried crafting your own ceer artifacts?
>>41964914One more question. Do Ceer do... well, monogamy? Or rather, is it implicitly expected? I mean, would you get jealous or feel betrayed if Tali got physical with somebody else?
>>41964914So, the headmistress knows that Tali stopped a Ceer artifact's corruption, and she could probably guess that you were involved. Do you think this might lead to problems between you and any other Ceer?
>>41964914>Volunteer to let the Orb ask questions.>Get mad when the Orb acts like the Orb.Did you really expect anything different?
"<Last few before this piece of the universe fades into nothingness.>">>41964998"<No, doing such a thing is extremely dangerous even to Ceer. I would love to do so and add it to the great collection but that will happen when I'm maybe 50 years older.>">>41965010"<No. Ceer don't form relationships mostly cause we live a really REALLY long time. Til death do you part doesn't really apply to use very well. We have relationships for however long we please with whomever we please. That said relationships aren't very common among Ceer as we all tend to be far away from one another or doing our own studies.>">>41965027"<The headmistress can not do anything against me. I am a Ceer, honored guest in her hall. If my people found out what I did though... Well, it is best not to dwell on it before I have a panic attack.>""<And now I must truly depart. Goodbye.>"
>>41965182>We have relationships for however long we please with whomever we please.So in other words, you're a whole nation of sluts. Got it.
>>41965182Later! Dont be a stranger! Lets see how far the lewd will take her in the future.
>>41965259Not that I'm complaining.
>>41965259Just remember, sluts are for fun, not for marriage. I'm sure Tali will stick around for a while, being the honorable guy that he is though. Maybe. Vaisi seems pretty nice now that I think about it.
>>41965259Its okay, you're Tali's slut. That makes it okay
>forget chapter was today>see chapter done notification on twitterfug
>>41965333We aren't going to abandon Ceera. She might be in trouble because of us and it's our duty to keep her safe.
Would this be considered a successful mind-exploring experiment? Maybe not, since we pulled someone out of their body instead of going into their mind.We should get to working on that. I don't really know where to start, though.
>>41965227>So in other words, you're a whole nation of sluts.Not a nation of sluts.>>41965182>That said relationships aren't very common among Ceer as we all tend to be far away from one another or doing our own studies.A nation of wizards.