>>42057748
i vote to become a lesbian

You take a seat at your desk after finishing your turn at testing. Just about all of your classmates are finished as well, sitting at their desks anxious to recieve the results. You look over at the other end of the room. Two trainees in particular look antsier than most. Rock Lee, a boy with a bowl cut and ponytail is bouncing nervously in his seat, while next to him Tenten, a girl with her hair in two buns, grumbles at him.

"This whole thing is a waste of time. I should have passed last year, but the Hokage had to come and personally be a hardass. I mean really, only passing the valedictorian? I was robbed! I'm not like you Lee, I actually should have passed!"

"Hey!" Lee objects. "I have been studying very hard in order to make up for my weak points by scoring well on the written exam! You cannot just dimiss my effort!"

Back at the front of the class, you see that the last student is up. A boy by the name of Sai. Most of the time he acts like a robot, his voice eternally monotone, spending a good portion of his time sketching in his notebook. He does have one strange point in particular though...

"Alright, that's a satisfactory Substitution Jutsu, Sai." The teacher, Iruka Sensei says as Sai finishes his final test. "Ideally, you'd want the illusion of your body to stick around as long as possible before the log is revealed, so practice that when you have time."

"Thanks for the tip, Sensei." Sai replies as he pulls out a notebook. "Let me just /log/ your critique in my journal."

The whole classroom goes silent for a moment before reacting to his pun.


>A.Groan

>B.Sensible chuckle

>C.Lose sides

>>42057777
>>B.Sensible chuckle
Very punny Sai

>>42057777
B. Sensible chuckle

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>>42057777
>>C.Lose sides

>>42057282

>>42057777
>B.Sensible chuckle

>>42057777
>B.Sensible chuckle
Oh, Sai. How I love you. The plot really just forgot about you towards the end, and that's sad.

We don't even know our name at this point. Or anything else about us.

>>42058043
So?

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>>42058043
We look like this.

>>42057804
>>42057830
>>42057984
>>42058008


After a moment of silence, Iruka Sensei and Lee bust out in uncontrollable laughter. You however, just let out a slight chuckle, amused. Joining you is Kiba, a rough boy with a fur-lined hood. The entire rest of the class groans collectively at Sai's pun.

"Hoo..." Iruka Sensei exhales deeply. "You always crack me up with your jokes, Sai."

Sai returns to his seat, face as stoic as ever despite just telling a joke.

"Well then." Iruka sensei addresses the class. "That's everybody. Mizuki here will be passing out the results as they are graded, so just sit tight."

Iruka Sensei goes to finish grading the tests and before long, Mizuki takes them and starts passing them out. He starts on your side of the room, coming up to Sakura, a girl with long pink hair, first.

"Nice job Sakura, you did great." Mizuki praises her as her hands her the test results.

He approaches you next.

"Here you go, uhh..." Mizuki stumbles. "I'm really sorry I must have a bad memory, what was your name again?"

>Write-in

I'll give you guys a while to come to a concensus. Try to keep it Japanese though, don't want to clash with the setting too much.

>>42058129
>Ryūtarō

Clan name to be determined

>>42058129
So, we female or male, guys?

Personally I vote for female.

>>42058129
Kon.

Simple and hard to forget.

>>42058205
Yeah, Kon sounds good.

>>42058043
It's not that we don't know. We are helping to define it.

>>42058129
Saikou.

It means Ultimate. Sounds like psycho.

>>42058129
>Kon

>>42058192
>Female

No

>>42058192
female. lesbian. It's important...

>>42058129
Kon.

>>42058192
Definitely male. Yuri is shit.

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>>42058192
As long as you're naming him after this guy, I'm cool with it.

>>42058129
>>42058188
>>42058205
>>42058221
>>42058226
>>42058230
>>42058267

Jōki nami

蒸気波

>>42058129
"It's me, sensei, Kon. You've seen me every day for the past year. Am I that unmemorable?"

>>42058286
It completely slipped my mind that we've been in his class that long. What a dick.

Okay, so it looks like you're a boy named Kon. Any ideas for a last name?

>>42058317
Higurashi

>>42058317
Mishiru

>>42058317
Kon Karagowa

>>42058317
Hokaze

>>42058344
I'm gonna throw my weight behind this one.

>>42058317
Ichikawa, after director Kon Ichikawa.

>>42058344
thirding this

>>42058317
Fukui

Means, essentially, lucky

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>>42058344
Ehh, why not?

>>42058371
Are you TRYING to taunt Thosw of Whom We Do Not Speak?

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>>42058393
It's already too late, the damage is done.

>>42058393
What, you mean the dice gods?

>>42058417
GOD DAMMIT ANON!
SPEAK NT THE D--E G--S!
>>42058415
And you! Draw not the d--e g--s!

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>>42058415
Rolling for posterity.

>>42058469
DAMMIT ANON. WE'RE FUCKED.

>>42058469
YOU SEE!
THESE FOOLISH ANONS HAVE COMMITTED THE ULTIMATE TABOO, AND IN SO DOING HAVE RECEIVED A FITTING PUNISHMENT! IN THEIR QUEST FOR LUCK, THEIR OWN HUBRIS DOOMED THEM TO AN ETERNITY OF SHITTY ROLLS!

>>42058469
pretty damn good

OR

pretty damn shite

that reminds me

is this system going to work higher is better? or lower is better?

>>42058344

"Mizuki Sensei it's me, Kon Karagowa." you answer. "Am I really that unmemorable?"

"Uhh... Maybe? Sorry, sorry." Mizuki quickly apologizes. "I've only been a teaching aide for a couple of months, and I've had more paperwork than student interaction. Anyway, here's your test results."

He hands you your test packet, then moves on to the rest of the students.

You open your packet to look at your test results.
>This quest will be using the same ability scoring system as the official databook, divided into eight categories. These scores will determine how successful you will be at certain endeavors, but can be increased with training.

>You will determine your ability scores now

>Roll 1d6
>Once we have eight values, they will be used to determine your ability scores
>You will have some control over what goes where, so don't panic too much

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>42058561
welp time for shit all the way

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>42058561
Okay, that's a neat way of doing it. Here's hoping we don't wind up E-Rank in everything.

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>42058561
let's do this

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>42058561

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>42058561

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>42058561
Okaaaaaay!

Rolled 3 (1d6)

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>42058561

>>42058593
fucking finally

>>42058572
>>42058576
>>42058578
>>42058579
>>42058581
>>42058593
>>42058600
>>42058602
Well, we got eight rolls.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>42058561
Daddy needs a 6

So we're pretty average

I say that 6 goes into Chakra control or stamina

>>42058619
Mediocre.

>>42058623
Nah, we should put it into Taijutsu.

>>42058561
since this in unlinked>>42058600
can we get this instead?>>42058619

>>42058623
Genjutsu or Taijutsu

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>>42058649
Nah Tai gets that 4

Captcha you fucking asshole

>>42058678
Eh, the other Naruto quest is doing Genjutsu.

Let's focus on Taijutsu.

>>42058694
Fair 'nuff.

>>42058678
>>42058649
>>42058623
>>42058694
>>42058708

How about we all just fucking wait until the QM auto decides all our stats according to the thing he's running off?

>>42058572
>>42058576
>>42058578
>>42058579
>>42058581
>>42058593
>>42058600
>>42058602

If you keep the scores as they are, your stats are:

Ninjutsu 2.0
Taijutsu 1.5
Genjutsu 1.0
Intelligence 1.5
Strength 1.0
Speed 3.0
Stamina 1.5
Hand seals 0.5

If you can all reach a consensus, you can switch they places of the 3.0 and the 0.5 only with any other scores.

Y'know what we should do? Train ourself to take insane amounts of punishment and just not. Stay. Down. Just an utterly insane pain tolerance and stubbornness. You cut off our arm, we'll pick it up and beat you with it, that kinda thing.

>>42058723
ok we gotta swap hand seals out maybe for Genjustsu?

>>42058723
If we have low handseals, our ninjutsu score is basically useless.

>>42058723
That's actually pretty good. Wouldn't change anything.

>>42058723
Seems good enough to me as is

>>42058723
I'd like to swap Hand Seals for Genjutsu. Those are pretty essential for everything, but Genjutsu isn't.

>>42058748
Okay, so we swap the Hand Seals with Genjutsu and the Speed with Stamina.

>>42058750
>>42058723

The way I'm reading that is we can swap gen with seals right?

>>42058787
i'll back that

>>42058755
>>42058757
Shitty handseals mean our nin score and gen score are fucked. hand seals are uber important if you don't have a cheating gan

>>42058787
That'd be a good idea.

>>42058776
>Speed with Stamina
Nah

>>42058723
Perhaps switch hand seals with Genjitsu. Hand seals are kinda important with our apparent Ninjitsu skill.

>>42058787
Support.

>>42058776
Speed kills in the ninja world. a high speed is actually good.

>>42058809
>>42058826
Okay.

>>42058748
>>42058776
As much as my inner 12 year old wants us to be Ninja Mick Foley (I know he put MY butt in that seat), speed is just plain BETTER than Stamina.

So, all in support, say aye

keep everything the same, but swap Genjutsu with Hand seals

>>42058894
Ja

>>42058894
AYE!

>>42058826

Okay, so

Ninjutsu 2.0
Taijutsu 1.5
Genjutsu 0.5
Intelligence 1.5
Strength 1.0
Speed 3.0
Stamina 1.5
Hand seals 1.0

Also looking at it, your total score is pretty low, at 12. Naruto the failure had 14 at this time in canon, So I'll give you guys 2.0 worth of bonus points that you can divvy up however you want, as long as no score exceeds 4.0

>>42058894
Aye.

>>42058917
1 in ninjutsu, 1 in hand seals

>>42058917
I say we bump Hand Seals up another full point, and raise both Intelligence and Stamina to 2.0.

>>42058917
put a full point in speed and buff int and tai by a half.

>>42058917
Give Taijutsu a full point, and split up the other between strength and stamina.

>>42058917
In that case.

Bump up strength by 1, Taijutsu by 0.5 and Ninjutsu by 0.5

>>42058917
I say we add one whole point to Speed and the other to Stamina.

>>42058917
Tai .5
Int .5
Stamina 1

>>42058917
3 taijutsu, 2 stamina. That's the best option for our already high speed

>>42058917
Ninjitsu +.5
Intelligence +.5
Hand seals +1

>tfw no one wants to start at a 4.0 speed.

Well this is getting us nowhere.

The most common single one i've seen is taijutsu, so let's spend this in chunks.

Who votes yes for putting stuff in taijutsu, and if so, how much?

>Ino Waifu
>y/n

The most common votes were for

>Stamina
>Taijutsu

Is 1.0 for each alright?

>>42058917
speed +1
Stamina +1

>>42059087
.5 TAi
+1 speed
.5 stamina

>>42059074
Int
Str
Sta
Tai

Those 4 need a boost

>>42059087
Works fine for me.

>>42059075
>NTRing Sai

>>42059087
Yes.

>>42059087
Sta 1
Tai .5
Str .5

>>42059075
y

>>42059087
Sounds good
>>42059075
Ino and Sakura are shit waifus. Any others I'm on board with

>>42059120
Sai shouldn't even be here so technically you can't call that

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>>42059146
>Any others I'm on board with
All the girls our age are either shit or have a single target sexuality.
But that's okay, because older women are better anyway. More mature. More... experienced.

the QM seems to be living up to his name.

>>42059227
I am 100% for this.

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>>42059227
not the assistant.
Literally so many underutilised characters in this series.

>>42059227
>>42059282
You two realize she's literally old enough to be our grandmum, right?

>>42059333
Well yeah.

Your point?

>>42059333
They're reverse pedos anon

>>42059333
Only if both she and her kid had children at a young age. She's only in her early fifties. Not saying that as a justification for trying to waifu her, more just that I know she'd be very upset if we didn't make that distinction.

>>42059108
>>42059121
>>42059146

You look down at your score card:

Ninjutsu 2.0
Taijutsu 2.5
Genjutsu 0.5
Intelligence 1.5
Strength 1.0
Speed 3.0
Stamina 2.5
Hand seals 1.0

You're pretty average across the field, if a bit fast. Excluding your terrible Genjutsu score. You still passed, so that's what matters.

Soon, everyone has received their test results.

"Well." Iruka Sensei addresses the class again. "I'm proud to say we have a 100% pass rate, good job everyone. Just wait a bit here, and we'll be back with the team assignments."

Iruka and Mizuki leave the room, leaving the class by themselves. Looking around, almost everyone is anxious about their team assignments, except one group.

Shikamaru, a lazy young man with his hair up, Choji, a rather rotund young man, and Ino, a girl with long blond hair, are all sitting together. You get the feeling from looking at them that they seem somehow... resigned to their fate.

Sasuke Uchiha, a prodigal young man from the prestigious Uchiha clan glances over Shika maru's shoulder at his test results.

"Really?" Sasuke scoffs. "There is no reason you shouldn't have scored higher than me on the written portion. Sandbagging like this is only going to cost lives in the field."

He glares down it Shikamaru. The lazy young man struggles to bother responding.

"I don't need to hear it form you, mister prodigy." Shikamaru replies. "Why would I bother working my ass off when ninjas like you and your brother, A.K.A., 'The greatest ninja ever' go out of your way to do everything yourselves?"

You feel some tension between the two.

>A. Agree with Sasuke, scold Shikamaru

>B.Tell Sasuke to lighten up and leave Shikamaru alone

>C.Write-in

>>42059387
>A. Agree with Sasuke, scold Shikamaru

Shikamaru is an absolute prick.

>>42059387
>A. Agree with Sasuke, scold Shikamaru

>>42059387
>B.Tell Sasuke to lighten up and leave Shikamaru alone
there is a bit of a difference between sandbagging on a test and sandbagging on the field, hopefully shikamaru knows that

>>42059387
>"Guys. We're all integral parts of Konoha. From the Uchihas to the Uzamakis. We're all connected. So stop acting like twats to one another.'

>>42059387
>C.Write-in
Mediate both have said a point

>>42059387
>>"Guys. We're all integral parts of Konoha. From the Uchihas to the Uzamakis. We're all connected. So stop acting like twats to one another.'

>>42059387
>C.Write-in
Tell Sasuke he's right, but it's not worth getting in an argument over. It's just test scores, he'll get serious when it's his life on the line.

>>42059387
>>"Guys. We're all integral parts of Konoha. From the Uchihas to the Uzamakis. We're all connected. So stop acting like twats to one another.'

>>42059333
"Miss Tsunade, you didn't... I mean, you didn't expect..."
"What?"
"I mean, you didn't really think I'd do something like that."
"Like what?"
"What do you think?"
"Well I don't know."
"For god's sake, Miss Tsunade. Here we are. You got me into your house. You give me a drink. You... put on music. Now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me how lonely you get sometimes."
"So?"
"Miss Tsunade, you're trying to seduce me."

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>>42059324
>Literally so many underutilised characters

Well yeah, near the end anyone that wasn't competing for Naruto's penis got pushed into the background.

>>42059443
>>C.Write-in
>Tell Sasuke he's right, but it's not worth getting in an argument over. It's just test scores, he'll get serious when it's his life on the line.

this

>>42059387
>C.Write-in
Time for peacekeeping, interupt the tension by asking about teams.

>>42059387
Agree with Sasuke's core point (after all, Shikamaru DOES narrowly avoid getting his team killed later on, resulting in him actually starting to get a little bit of motivation), but point out that there's no need to be a prick about it.

>>42059457
Who is that fluid druid?

>>42059590
Filename.

>>42059428
>>42059429
>>42059437
>>42059443
>>42059444
>>42059467

You approach the two young men, making an attempt at mediation.

"Guys. We're all integral parts of Konoha. From the Uchihas to the Naras. We're all connected. So stop acting like twats to one another. You're right Sasuke, but it's not worth getting in an argument over. Besides, it's just test scores. I'm sure Shikamaru will get serious when his life is on the life, right?"

Your attempt at mediation seems at least moderately successful, as they both give a noncommittal grunt and go their separate ways.

After a bit longer, Iruka Sensei returns to the classroom.

"Alright everybody." Iruka announces. "Here is the moment you've all been waiting for: the team assignments!"

He begins to read off the teams.

>Your team mates in this quest will be decided separately, one via vote, and one via roll
>In your reply, both cast your vote and roll 1d8
>The character with the most votes will be chosen as your teammate, and from your rolls, I'll use my table to determine your other teammate

Your options for teammates are:

Sai
Sakura
Lee
Tenten
Hinata
Sasuke
Kiba
Shino

>>42057777
Wasn't Lee already a year ahead so he shouldn't be there?

Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>42059625
Kiba

>>42059609
On a phone.

Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>42059625
What.

Okay, I vote Tenten.

Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>42059625
Tenten works for me

Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>42059625
>Sakura
Because as awful as her implementation is, I like the concept of Sakura. It would be nice if we could get her to her full potential.

Rolled 4 (1d8)

Hinata

Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>42059625
God I would love to have Hinata and Sasuke on a team.

My official vote is Hinata!

Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>42059625
>Kiba

Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>42059625
>Hinata
I donno.

Vote for Kiba

Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>42059625
>Hinata
And when/if we find out about her stalking, we can speed the process along.
>>42059648
Samui. She's awesome. Nuff said.

>>42059648
Does your phone not display filenames when you enlarge the thumbnail? Mine does. Girl is Samui, she's from the lightning village.

>>42059625
voting for hinata

>>42059701

Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>42059625

Rock Lee fighting!

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>>42059628
Ok, not wanting to start an argument here, I just needed to make sure that I wasn't going crazy in imagining this.

>>42059625
I'd rather it'd just be random
Also is naruto dead

Rolled 4 (1d8)

>>42059625
Kiba

>>42059742
Tenten shouldn't be here, either. It's an alternate universe, I guess they're all in the same class. No Neji, though, I wonder what happened to him?

>>42059708
Nope. My phone's gay like that.

>>42059708
It really depends on what app you are using.

>>42059768
Well since Lee has been pushed back that actually might make him the weakest out of this group. He sucked completely as a ninja until his major training with Gai.

>>42059833
I use whatever internet browser came with my Galaxy S4 Active.

Sorry about the delay, I had to take care of something, I'm back now

>>42059759
You don't know anyone by that name

>>42059628
>>42059768

>>42057777
>"This whole thing is a waste of time. I should have passed last year, but the Hokage had to come and personally be a hardass. I mean really, only passing the valedictorian? I was robbed! I'm not like you Lee, I actually should have passed!"

Tiebreaker
>Hinata
>Kiba

>>42059945
>Kiba

>>42059945
>>Hinata
m-muh waifu

>>42059945
>Hinata

>>42059945
>Hinata

>>42059945
Kiba

>>42059945
Kiba for best bro.

>>42059945
>Kiba

>>42059945
>Hinata

>>42059945
>Hinata

>>42059945
>Kiba
I gotta rock with dogbro

>>42059945
>Hinata
Might as well. I'd rather have Byakugan to Inuzuka clan skills.

>>42059945
>Hinata

>>42059945
>Kiba

>>42059945
>Kiba
His bro status is maximum.

Can we call the damn vote already?

>>42059945
>>Hinata

C'mon, think of all the wingmanning Kiba could do for us with his dog! Like stalking and gathering information! Besides, Hinata is a waifu among a sea of waifus. We don't HAVE to pick our best girl so soon!

>>42060067
Don't want to wait so that both sides can samefag some more?

>>42059945
>Kiba

hinata

>>42059945
>You don't know anyone by that name
So they're doing that insanely stupid thing of actively demonizing or isolating the son of one of their war heroes again?

>>42060103
Nah, Hinata is not a waifu, there is like 0% chance we can compete against Naruto in this case. However, Hinata does have a really nice ability to add to the team, although Kiba might actually be the better fighter here.

>>42059945
Kiba. If we are a peacekeeper, obviously we need a fiery second!

Why is there no love for Shino?

>>42060143
Kiba's cool, he has dogs.

Calling it at Kiba

>>42060111
>>42060117
>>42060148
>>42060167

You can all stop samefaging here.

>>42060165
I don't know either anon

>>42060183
How is >>42060167 samefagging?

>>42060203
My mistake, thought that was a vote.

>>42060165
I actually do like shino. But there's no way we would be able to sway everyone to our side

>>42060165
Shino is cool and all, but, well...
dogs>bugs

>>42060226
Maybe we can hope that the dice gods decided to grace us with his presence. Little do people know, but Shino is actually the strongest character in the whole Naruto universe, however he takes the backseat because it wouldn't be much of a story if Shino facerolled everyone.

>>42060177

Iruka reads off the team assignments.

"... Team 6 is Rock Lee, Sakura Haruno, and Sai, under Gai Sensei."

"NOOOOOOO!" Sakura screams, as she bolts up from her seat. "Why do I have to be with both the weirdos? I wanted to be on the same team as Sasuke! This is the worst thing that could happen!"

Leaving Sakura to her hysterics, Iruka continues.

"Team 7 is Kiba Inuzuka, Kon Karagowa, and Sasuke Uchiha, under Kakashi Sensei."

>A.React? (Write-in)

>B.Stay silent

>>42060308
>A. Groovy!

>>42060308
>Shrug

>>42060308
meh.

This is actually a good team, assuming we don't become cpt. jobber

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>>42060320
All of my yes.

>>42060308
Huh Two skills team mates, now I just gotta convince Kakashi the never pass master not to fail us.

>>42060308
>A.React? (Write-in)
Give a thumbs up. This should be a good team, we're happy to be part of it. It's just that we're a subdued sort of happy. That's the impression I've been forming of our character, anyway.

>>42060320
A hippie motif could be interesting.

>>42060308
>B.Stay silent
So, how do we prevent Sasuke from turning into a winged lipstick monster?

>>42060374
Seems like a good answer

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>>42060320
Groovy as shit man. Seconding this.

>>42060308
Be the weird guy and say "I got your backs!" or something like that. Be cheesy.

>>42060320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVmLwLTIitI

>>42060389
I dunno. Become the monster?

>>42060320
DiscoNinja?
We should get an afro

>>42060308
>B.Stay silent
>Sensei is Kakashi
Not sure how to feel

>>42060358
More like you need to convince him to teach us something at al
Beyond friendship and teamwork of course

>>42060308
A.React? (Write-in)
Just a nod at them both will do

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>>42060381
But we already decided NOT to be Mick Foley! It's too late for us to be Dude Love now!

>>42060413
Not that far, but something like JJBA's Wham's thing with discs on his hair could be cool.

>>42060320
Backing both this response and this theme

>>42060389
Well, the mention of Itachi before kind of suggests that in this timeline the Uchiha Massacre had a different resolution, if it ever happened at all. He appears to still be a loyal Konoha ninja from how Shikamaru referred to him. So presumably the amount of genjutsu-inflicted psychological trauma Sasuke has will be much lower in this universe.

>>42060389
Essentially we never become stronger then him. Then he won't have the massive envy that he had with Naruto. Also never become friends with him and ensure he never makes any friends.

>>42060308
>sasuke in our team
aand dropped

>>42060308
A. Lunch times with Kiba was a riot! Glance over at Kiba to see if he's visibly as excited>>42060325

>>42060389
>Meta

Down boy heel

>>42060308
>Stay silent

Wait a minute, Sai is a normal ninja in this class now?

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>Disco hipie theme

>>42060473
Yep. Different universe, what with Lee and Tenten held back too.

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>>42060456
[scary freelancer noises]

>>42060496
I think Neji was also held back too, it just wasn't mentioned becuase he was one of the random ninjas we could be teamed with like Sausake or Sai.

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>>42060487
The first most important hand signal of our ninja way!

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>>42060532
The second!

>>42060505
Do this.

>>42060451
>never become friends with him and ensure he never makes any friends.
>not forcing the power of friendship down his throat
>not hooking him up with Ino because he desperately needs to get laid and she probably puts out

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>>42060560
The third!

>>42060525
I think it was said only the valedictorian was passes by the hokage last time, indicating that only Neji advanced.

>>42060320

"Groovy." You smirk, satisfied that you got a good team. Kiba and Sasuke are both pretty skilled.

Kiba gives you a thumbs-up, while Sasuke just eyes you both. He doesn't look visibly disappointed, at least.

"Team 8 is Hinata Hyuuga, Shino Aburame, and Tenten, under Kurenai Sensei" Iruka continues.

"...and finally, Team 10 is Shikamaru Nara, Ino Yamanaka, and Choji Akimichi, under Asuma Sensei. Everyone come get these sheets up here, they'll tell you where and when your teams will meet."

Everyone comes up and takes the sheets. Kakashi Sensei wants to meet you in this classroom tomorrow at 0700.

Iruka dismisses everyone, and they begin to leave. You see Iruka go over to Sai.

"Nice job today, Sai." he says with a beaming smile. "Let's go to Ichiraku's to celebrate."

One by one, the classroom empties.

>A.Go straight home

>B.Go catch up to somebody(who?)

>C. Go shopping

>D.Other

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Remember, this is the path we chose.

>>42060621
>C. Go shopping

>>42060628
Can we have a scene where we get rightfully beaten by a cop because drugs?

>>42060621
>"Nice job today, Sai." he says with a beaming smile. "Let's go to Ichiraku's to celebrate."

Okay you're fucking with me now
>B.Go catch up to somebody(who?)
Our team

>>42060628
No.

>>42060621
>A. Go straight home.

Nothing to see here ~

>>42060621
>>C. Go shopping

>>42060621
>"Nice job today, Sai." he says with a beaming smile. "Let's go to Ichiraku's to celebrate."

What universe is this? Becuase this is clearly not anything close to resembling the Naruto universe.

>>42060389
Can we just try as hard as we can to kill him when and if this arc starts? It would spare us a lot of bullshit.

>>42060621
>C. Go shopping

Are we a boy or a girl?

>>42060621
>A.Go straight home
Get all our gear in order, we shall be ready for anything Kakashi throws at us.

>>42060621
>>C. Go shopping

Gotta make a celebratory feast.

>>42060662
Male.

>>42060621
>>B.Go catch up to somebody(who?)
Kiba and Sasuke

>>42060662
Boy.

>>42060628
No.
>>42060662
Boy, Go and read the thread before you respond.

>>42060658
This is a different timeline. Itachi doesn't even appear to be a traitor here, Sasuke probably doesn't have the issues he does in canon.

>>42060682
Oh raspberries, I suggested that whole hippie thing with the impression that we were a lesbian. Oh well, you live, you learn.

>>42060621
>C. Go shopping
I wanna see what is offered.

>>42060648
well... that has implictions. the first two options that come to mind are that either Sai is now the Jinchurikki or Danzo has an emotionally dead Naruto under his thumb, possibly both

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>>42057748
Time to do stereo typical ninja in the Naruto world!

What fun. All stealth, all the time.

>>42060696
I'm sure if we give him some time and a little rope to hang himself with that shitter will give us plenty of reasons to kill him anyways. My bet is this time around his issue is that everyone comparing him to his brother has given him a huge complex and a need to obtain power at any cost.

Make sure we stock up on Kunai, Explosive Tags, Wire Strings and Flash bombs.

>>42060642
>>42060650
>>42060659
>>42060672
>>42060720


You leave everyone to their devices, while you head towards the market district.

Your Uncle was already going to prepare a big celebratory dinner, so you don't need groceries. What you're looking for is ninja tools. You have a pretty good supply of ryo, so you want to stock up. You're officially a Genin tomorrow, so you want to be ready.

You head into the weapon shop, looking at the wares. They've got every basic tool you can imagine, from shuriken to kunai to explosive tags and wires.

"Really, Mom? I have to work the store today of all days?" you hear from the back. "Fine, fine, geez."

You see Tenten come up behind the counter.

"Huh? Kon? You looking for something?" she asks.

>A.You want to buy: (what?)

>B.Talk to her(Write-in)

>>42060849
>>A.You want to buy: (what?)
We should probably buy, like, a legit primary weapon, instead of just using dumbass kunai or some shit.

Like a Wakizashi, probably.

>>42060849
>Kunai Explosive Tags Wire Strings and Flash Bombs.

>>42060849
>A.You want to buy: (what?)
Sword or the closet thing we can get to that

Death by a thousand cuts

>>42060849
>B. Hey good-lookin', whatcha got cookin'?
>A. Oh hey, these are actually all things I'm looking to buy, could you maybe stop throwing them at such dangerous areas, pleasssse?

>>42060883
give me your explosives, all of them

>>42060849
>B.Talk to her(Write-in)
"Just looking to stock up before we officially start tomorrow. You got any recommendations?"

>>42060849
A small date with you? But seriously a small sword?

>>42060877
>>42060885
I say we get a Kama then.

>>42060849
All the explosives, and enough wire to make a barbwire fence jealous.

>>42060849
>B.Talk to her(Write-in)
Came looking for supplies. Want to be as ready as possible, you know?

Perhaps ask her what she thinks we might need.

>>42060849
Kunai, paper bombs, some wire strings

>>42060849
>>42060903
Scythes make shitty weapons, anon.

I'd rather go with what >>42060877
>>42060885
and >>42060901 suggested. Maybe instead of a wakizashi we could get a huge ass like Odachi or some shit, idk.

>>42060849
>B.Talk to her(Write-in)
Ask what she recommends.

>>42060909
Second, WE TRAP MASTER!

>>42060937
We don't have enough STR for that anon, We're a speed character.

>>42060752
This literally kills anon

>>42060909
>>42060945
Yes Trap master, we are fast and can take a hit. We will lead our foes to their demise.

I suggest we get this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoketsu-shoge
Since we're a dex build and not str.

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>>42060877
How about poisoned gauntlets like those two scrubs had at the beginning of the Zabuza arc?

>>42060966
We need a stabbing and slicing weapon that's light

We can use our chairs to make it stronger
Plus if we get lucky and get a lightning or wind nature then we literally become speed demon

>>42061006
I like it!

>>42060849
Supporting the Kyoketsu-shoge!

>>42061020
>chairs
Should be chakra

>>42060966
>>42061006
> letting our starting stats determine what we ultimately become

ultimate kek, it's like you think that we won't have the possibility to increase stats ever.

>>42061020
It can be used to stab and slice anon... It also gives us range.

>>42060849
kusarigama

>>42061043
That's later though idiot, Right now we ARE a dex character and should buy things that compliment that, Not shit that we can hardly use properly.

>>42061006
Seems like a kunai with a disc attached. Cannot imagine a stupider weapon.

>>42060897
>>42060912
>>42060944

"I was looking to stock up for tomorrow." you tell her. "Who knows what our Sensei is gonna throw at us, you know? I was thinking of some trap materials: explosives, wires, that kind of thing. Maybe a short sword as a main weapon or something. Do you have any recommendations?"

"Well..." Tenten muses. "A short sword is gonna cut into your budget quite a bit if you want decent quality, I don't think you could afford anything else if you bought it. As for trap materials, we've got plenty of wire and explosive tags. They're ususlly the go-to for that kind of thing."

>A.You'll take the trap stuff

>B.You'll take the Sword(or other weapon?)

>C.Other

>>42061043
Not at first. That's like buying a bow and arrow when you're a sumo wrestler.

>>42061047
I was talking about in general plus didn't mean to quote anybody

What the fuck is with captcha and streets

>>42061006
Seems pretty cool, I'll vote for it.

>>42061069
>A.You'll take the trap stuff

>>42061069
>A.You'll take the trap stuff
>B You'' take the Kyoketsu-shoge

>>42061069
>>B.You'll take the Sword(or other weapon?)

>>42061069
>B.You'll take the Sword

Traps and shit later get used to using the sword now traps don't generally require much

>>42061069
>A.You'll take the trap stuff

>>42061069
>A.You'll take the trap stuff

>>42061069
Traps and sword.

>>42061069
>A.You'll take the trap stuff
One day, we will develop a school of supersonic sword techniques. But for now, it's trapmaster time.

>>42061069
>C. Is there a mix of both? (like a Kyoketsu-shoge?)

>>42061069
>A.You'll take the trap stuff
Fuck the swordfags.

>>42061069
>B.You'll take the Sword(or other weapon?)

>>42061099
Also, what this anon said. I think we'll acquire plenty of experience with using traps and shit as the quest goes on, while the later we wait for something major like this, the more we're going to be fighting an uphill battle in trying to gain proficiency with it later.

>>42061099
>traps don't generally require much
AHAHAHAHHAHA, Go and make a good trap right now then if it's so easy, Keyword GOOD.

>>42061099
Not to mention very quickly become quickly ineffective and endgame Naruto traps are completely worthless.

>>42061069
>A.You'll take the trap stuff

>>42061171
I think he means that traps don't require developing muscle memory and shit like a sword does.

>>42061171
At what point did I say anything about making them?

Are we not buying them?

>>42061188
So are endgame swords. If you're not wielding a crystalized piece of a fallen god by the time you're in Naruto's endgame, you're absolutely worthless in a fight. Just look at Sakura.

>>42061171
Remember when Sakura spent the time to make that giant log trap durring the chunin test only to have it destroyed in a single attack? Thats why no one actually uses traps that don't involve any actually jutsus in the naruto universe.

>>42061208
>Are we not buying them?
No we are buying the materials to make traps, You can't fucking buy already made traps!

>>42061188
That's why we use Bulbasaur, then Wartortle, and finally Charizard like normal humans.

>>42061218
>What are samurais?
>What is Chakra Nature?
>What is basic Chakra control?

>>42061091
>>42061115
>>42061122

"What about another weapon?" you ask. "I was thinking of a Kyoketsu-shoge. Could I afford that and the trap stuff?"

"Not quite, but..." Tenten thinks to herself. "It's a bit cheaper than a sword. I guess I could get you a discount. But if you do, you'll owe me big time." she smirks. "I'm thinking, running errands for me?"

>A.You'll do it

>B.Eh no thanks, just the trap stuff

>>42061244
>A.You'll do it
FUCK YEAH YOU ROCK TENTEN!

>>42061244
B

>>42061244
>A.You'll do it

>>42061244
>A.You'll do it
Hug her in thanks, then realize what you're doing and be embarrassed.

>>42061233
Nigga put explosive tag at A
Put wire at B
Put rock at C

>>42061244
>>42061264
Adding, "Right on!"

>>42061244
>A.You'll do it

>>42061244
>A.You'll do it
>>42061284
Let's not and say we did yeah?

>>42061243
And how many of those were still around by the fight with Madara? You're thinking of the midgame. By the endgame, only people with plot device powers retain any ability to be effective.

>>42060434
We could probably still be Mick Foley.

I mean, even Mick didn't didn't have his stamina until WELL into his 30s.

It's fucking trainable!

>>42061244
>A.You'll do it
Tenten a cute.
Not Samui tier, but pretty good out of our currently available choices.

>>42061303
>Let's not and say we did yeah?
Sure, we can totally say "Right on!

At least it's not "Far out!"

>>42061318
And we're obviously going to be one of those people. So shut up and pick the fucking sword.

>>42061333
True enough.

>>42061323
True. I just, I admire a man who is willing to put himself in the hospital to salvage a show that he was only getting $200 bucks for. That kind of dedication is rare in modern society.

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>>42061318
And what you're trying to tell me is that traps are more endgame useful than a fucking sword that can be made to slice through boulders and shit? And be augmented with a nature release?

>>42061256
>>42061264
>>42061274
>>42061284
>>42061299
>>42061303

"I'll do it, thanks Tenten!" you exclaim.

She basks in your adoration for a bit.

"Yeah, yeah. Here's your stuff." Tenten hands you a bag while taking the money you offer her.

"i'll just track you down when I need your help, so go on home for now."

>A.Thank her again

>B.Go home

>C.Go somewhere else

>>42061382
Many kinds of traps can be imbued with many kinds of ninjutsu, IIRC.

>>42061382
Different anon, Things other than fucking swords worked end game.
>>42061390
>A.Thank her again
>C Go visit Kiba

>>42061382
No. I was just being pedantic and musing on how crazy it'll get by the time we reach that point. I think getting a weapon is a good idea for now, I'm just looking forward to the day when we find ourselves wielding something utterly ridiculous.

>>42061366
Which show was that?

(Oh, and then when we're jounin sensei to some kids, we can be Mick Foley: Cheats at Food Eating Competitions.)

>>42061390
>A.Thank her again
then
>C.Go visit Kiba.