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"Good job getting this far, Viper! But now the real danger begins!"

...

"The Blacktrons have taken over an abandoned mining base near your location. Head for the base, but watch out for sentries!"

...

"Good luck, Viper!"

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Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!

Rolled 12 (1d12)

>>42193376
weave through the trees searching for the base while under cover

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>42193376
Climb the tree and take them out from cover of the branches.

>>42193326
>SHREEP HUNTER
Wait... I haven't kept up in awhile but wouldn't shreep be ridiculously easy to hunt?

>>42193376
Stealth kill the look out

>>42193582

Rolled 5 (1d12)

Lazershot too the head! That's Blacktrons only weakness.

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>42193582

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"If I wait until he looks the other way... now!"

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"Hey, did you hear?"

"Yeah, sounds like the big boss is in town."

"Glad I'm out here on patrol."

...

"Better watch what you say. These things are always recording."

"Right"

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"By the way, keep an eye out for Space Police operatives. Central Command thinks there might be one in the area."

"Right."

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"Looks like this might be the place..."

I see someone's excited for the Phantom Pain

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"That has to be the mining site. Good work so far, Viper. According to our contact, one of the captive scientists is inside. Make your way through the mine site to rescue him."

...

"Be careful, Viper. There might be hidden alarms anywhere."

...

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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>42194295
Get railroaded in a story thread disguised a game

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>42194295
>Tear out a bush from the ground for disguise and proceed through the complex some more.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>42194295
Seduce our way in

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"Looks like I won't be needing this."

"Viper, what are you doing?"

...

"Relax, I've got this."

"You're not sticking to the plan!"

...

"Don't worry about it."

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RUSTLE RUSTLE

"Huh? What the-"

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>>42194763
Karate chop the guard to silently knock him out, then don his uniform to sneak in.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>42194978
Whoops.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>42194763
choke the gaurd out and don their uniform

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"The bush-?"

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"Uff!"

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"Nobody will find him out here."

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"Hey, free smokes."

+ CIGARETTES

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"Hmm, not sure about this. Looks powerful, though."

...

"But if I carry more than one burner, I won't have a free hand."

...

>EQUIP BLACKTRON BURNER
>DISCARD BLACKTRON BURNER

>>42195451
>EQUIP BLACKTRON BURNER

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"Looks like nobody's noticed yet."

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"Baker said this place might be trapped..."

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"Might be able to smoke 'em out."

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"Hmm, laser grid."

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Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>42195970
navigate through the laser grid

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>42195970
Find a way to deactivate it without setting off any alarms.

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>42195970

Ninja flip through the laser grid.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>42195970
Blow enough smoke to disable lasers.

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>42195970
Crawl under the gap

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"Looks like there's no easy way through. Gotta watch the pattern. And when it's just right..."

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"Jump!"

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"Now that I'm in, the real fun starts."

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"Looks like a lot of activity over there..."

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"Definitely some kind of building. Wonder what's inside."

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>42196728
its murder time!

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>42196728
It's pacifist CQC knockouts time

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Rolled 12 (1d12)

"Hey, you! Hold it!"

SPOTTED!

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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>42196728
Seduce the guard

Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>42196843
MURDER!

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>42196843
>>42196846

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>42196843
"Im the new guy assigned to guard the prisoner and got lost. can you take me there?"

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>42196843

Surprise fart at him!

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"Aah! My armor can't take much more of that!"

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"Hey, you! Hold it!"

...

"Shit, another one! Can't you wait your turn?"

...

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Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>42197145
shoot the first guy while calling for help from the second

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"Aah! My armor can't take much more of that!"

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"You idiot! That guy's a traitor! Shoot him, not me!"

...

"Is this true?"

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Rolled 9 (1d12)

"He's lying. I'm not a traitor!"

...

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>42197545
>Routine loyalty and comraderie inspection passed. Good work guys, I'll be back next month.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

>>42197545

<Lie> "Trust me! I had seen him hiding suspecting device in his suit!"

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"This is what we do to spies."

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"Aah!"

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"Viper? Vipeeeeeeer!"

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>Restart

>See what else is on

First to three votes decides, brb food

>>42198184
>See what else is on

>>42198158
did he dead?

>>42198184
>Restart

>>42198184
space miners space miners space miners
thats 3

>>42198184
>see what else is on

>>42198184
>See what else is on

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COMING UP NEXT

AN ALL-NEW EPISODE OF CRIME TIME

>Stay here

>Keep flipping

>>42198322
>Keep flipping

>>42198322
>stay here

>>42198322
>stay here

>>42198322
>Stay here

I have two questions:

1. Why are these photos 800x600? Some of us want to save these images, use a decent resolution damn

2. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT VICTORIAN STEAMPUNK MASTER SHREEPSMAN THING AND ALSO THE ONE WITH THE 1940S GIRL BUCK RODGERS?

>>42196843
>rolling in your own game

Pretty pethitic.

>>42198593
That's not the QM

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"Hey, no need to shove, buddy! I can't wait to get out of this place! Thanks for the handcuff rental, but you can keep 'em!"

"Listen, wise-guy, you're lucky to be walking free, after the trouble you started."

"Who, me? I was just doing my civic duty!"

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"Hey, Rob, can't you use a little high-powered persuasion on these guys?"

"I CANNOT INTERFERE WITH THE LEGAL ACTIONS OF YOUR ERA'S POLICE OFFICERS."

"How about a little-"

"NO."

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"Hold on, boys."

"The chief!"

"Listen up, Manhattan. I don't like future-robots, and I especially don't like stand-up comedians. You just go back to Blueplate Beach and film your little movie. If I catch you making trouble in Stumpsweat County again, you won't be leaving anytime soon. Understand?"

"Crystal-clear, your honor! Cross my eyes and everything."

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"Meg! Look ou-"

SCREEEEECH

"My car!"

"Hey, what's the big idea? We didn't ask for a brake inspection!"

"Sorry mister, this thing speeds up if you look at it sideways!"

"Show a little gratitude, Manhattan. We fished that out of the swamp free of charge, just to get rid of you."

"Well, can't say I don't appreciate it, but couldn't you have at least ran it through a car wash on the way over?"

>>42199932
that car with those wheels

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"Jeez, this car didn't seem as crowded before! Watch your elbow, Rob! The last thing I need is a piece of titanium in my face! What happened to your bike?"

"THAT MOTORCYCLE DID NOT BELONG TO ME. THE AUTHORITIES HAVE RETURNED IT TO ITS PROPER OWNER."

"Right, back at the movie shoot. Maybe we should head back there. But we're still no closer to figuring out who's trying to shut down the production... and Meg!"

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"Well, your robot said the letter came from Stumpsweat Swamp, right? Why don't we go back there and look around?"

"Rob's not my robot - he's more of a conscience without an off switch. Besides, you heard what the Chief said - if she catches us out in the swamp again, it's twenty years of solitaire!"

"AND SOMEONE IN THE FILM CREW INFORMED THE POLICE THAT WE WERE IN THE SWAMP."

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"Yeah, this deal is getting dirtier than Meg's car is. Say, isn't that one of the cameramen?"

"Huh? Yeah, that's Larry! What's he doing out here?"

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"Whatever he's doing, he's going the opposite way as the movie shoot!"

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>42200227
Follow him

>>42200227
Follow him, sneakily

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>42200627

>>42198593
Sure, you got to beat his rolls. I think.
>>42199351
Yes it is dummy.

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"Follow that cameraman!"

"Hey, let go of the wheel!"

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"Come on, can't you go any faster? This thing's got a jet engine under the hood!"

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"Do you want me to get us pulled over? I thought you were afraid of the police chief here!"

"I'm not afraid of her! Besides you're probably right. I bet you couldn't outrun them if they pulled us over."

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"Oh, yeah?"

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"Watch this!"

"Yaaah!"

"WARNING! EXTREME ACCELERATION DETECTED!"

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"... she's been living in her white-bread world... da-dum-da-dum-da-dum-dum downtown man..."

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"Look out for that buggy!"

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Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>42201037
Drift our way out of this

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"Hang on!"

"What are you dooooooo-"

"Relax, I'm a professional!"

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"...I'm not so tough, just because- hey!"

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"So that's where the other donut went!"

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"...but maybe someday when my ship comes in..."

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"Huh?"

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>42201474

Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>42201474

Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>42201474

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>42201474
VIRTUAL DODECAHEDRON DON'T FAIL ME NOW

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"YAAAAAAAAAAH!"

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"Look out!"

"I've got it!"

"We're going off the road!"

"I said I've got it!"

"DANGER! SUDDEN DROP DETECTED AHEAD-"

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"YAAAAAAAAAAH-"

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"-oof!"

"Uhhhgh... are you alright?"

"I AM STILL WITHIN OPTIMAL STRUCTURAL CONDITION."

"Not you, Meg!"

"I'm fine... where are we?"

"Pretty far off the road. Anybody get the license of that hill? Hey, wait a minute, I see something-"

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Rolled 1 (1d12)

>>42202266
tow truck

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>42202266

Rolled 4 (1d12)

>>42202266

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"Isn't that the cameraman's car?"

"Hey, it is! What's it doing out here?"

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"HAS ANYONE SEEN MY-"

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"-GUN?"

"Aaaaah!"

"Meg!"

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"Hey, let me go!"

"Hey, let her go!"

"DROP THAT WEAPON, CITIZEN."

"Fat chance. Step out of the car, both of you. Slowly, or the girl gets it!"

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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>42202803
flying kick

Rolled 2 (1d12)

>>42202803
Snipe his gun out of his hand.

Rolled 8, 11 = 19 (2d12)

>>42202803
Comedian dude distracts the cameraman with bad jokes while the robot knocks the gun out of his hand

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>42202803
wrestle the gun out of his hand

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"Hey, pal, don't make me repeat myself."

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"I said let her go!"

"Aaaargh!"

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"Are you alright?"

"I'm fine! That was amazing! Where'd you learn to do that?"

"I'll tell you later. Right now..."

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"...run!"

"Aaaaah!"

"Hey, pal, what's blue and weighs five hundred pounds?!?"

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"Huh? Uh, I don't know... what?"

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"ME!"

>>42203697
RKO OUT OF NO WHERE!!!!

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"THE SUSPECT IS UNCONSCIOUS."

"Lucky for him. Or maybe not. I wouldn't want to wake up anytime soon after a haymaker like that."

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"Say, Rob... did you just finish my joke a minute ago?"

"THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE."

"I'm pretty sure you just finished my joke!"

"I think he's right, Rob! You just made a joke!"

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"IN MY TIME JOKES ARE OUTLAWED."

"That doesn't matter, you still made one!"

"YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO MAKE THAT ASSERTION. YOU ARE NOT EVEN A PROFESSIONAL COMEDIAN."

"No, but he is!"

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"Cut the routine, you two. Hey Meg, who is this guy, anyway? Did he come here from Hollywood with the rest of the show?"

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"Now that you mention it... no! We had another cameraman, but he got injured the first week, so Mr. Carls hired this guy."

"So he's a local, huh?"

"Mr. Carls said he came highly recommended!"

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"WARNING! APPROACHING VEHICLE DETECTED!"

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Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>42204382
Hide behind the trees and watch who's coming

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>42204382
Commercial break

Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>42204382
Pretend to be helping the ko'd guy.

Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>42204382
Take cover and watch

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"Rob, grab the perp and head for those trees! Come on, Meg!"

"You don't have to tell me twice!"

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"Shh!"

"Don't tell me to shush, you're the one making all the noise!"

"Quiet down, I hear something!"

"YOU'RE BOTH BEING TOO LOUD."

"Shhh!"

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"Where's he at?"

"I don't know, his car's over there."

"Say, what about that red car?"

"Probably just a junker."

"A junker? Those idiots don't-"

"Shhh!"

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"Say buddy, you around? We got your stuff right here!"

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"Oh my God!"

"What?"

"Look! In the passenger seat of that truck!"

"Who is it, one of your classmates from racing school?"

"No-"

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"That's the guy who wouldn't let us shoot any scenes on his property!"

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CRIME TIME will be back after these messages.

>>42205233
Tivo past the commercials. I want to binge watch this show.

>>42205319
This is the 80's, what's a tivo?

>>42205367
Something I picked up in the 2015 or so when Doc Brown let me barrow his time machine. It's awesome!

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[BANJO INTENSIFIES]

"Howdy, folks! Welcome to Steve's Indoor Steakhouse Barn! We guarantee your meal will be fresh as a daisy and oh, so juicy! Say 'hello', Daisy!"

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"MoooOOOOoo!"

"Ha-ha, that's right, Daisy! You pick the cow, you pick the cut! Nothing says 'fresh' like Steve's Indoor Steakhouse Barn! And remember-"

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"Kids eat free on Fridays!"

"I'm having my birfday party here!"

"Ha-ha, you sure are, lil' pardner! So come on down to Steve's Indoor Steakhouse Barn, home of the freshest cuts in town!"

>>42205950
Oh man, no. just no. Never eat a steak that fresh from a cow. You need to let the thing drain the blood out and cool off. Check for illness and such, let it age a bit to add taste to it, THEN grill it up.

>>42206136
No one cares.

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We now return to CRIME TIME

>>42205862
>that Unikitty head
My sides.

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"Say, buddy! You around? We've got your present here! Did you bring us what we wanted?"

"Doesn't look like he's around, Grandpa."

"Go check his car."

"You heard Grandpa, go check his car!"

"He told you to check it!"

"No, he didn't!"

"Yes, he did!"

"Well, I'm telling you, go check it!"

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"Tell me to go check it... I'll tell him to go check it..."

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"It's not in here!"

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"They better not touch my car!"

"Check in that other car."

"Don't you d-"

"Shhh!"

"Mmmmph!"

"Who's this old guy again?"

"Mmmmph!"

"OK, sorry."

"He wouldn't let Miles shoot on his property! And he showed up after we set up the shoot on the beach the day before you showed up. He threatened to have our filming permit revoked if we didn't leave Blueplate Beach!"

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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>42206365
Take a peek at what he's got in his truck. I smell a drug dealings going on.

>>42194376
Don't you have a DW thread to shit up?

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>42206365
sit quietly and observe

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"Where are you going?"

"I want to get a closer look at that truck! This deal is shadier than an umbrella store at midnight!"

"Be careful!"

"That's my middle name!"

"What, careful?"

"No, 'that'!"

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"Now, what's in the back seat- huh?"

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"Film reels?"

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>42206742
Slash his tires as a precautionary measure and then try to snag one. If he spots us, he won't be able to chase us.

Rolled 9 (1d12)

>>42206742
This is weird. Sabotage his truck. Like make a leak in his break line so his breaks will give out later.

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"Maybe I can take the wind out of their sails... or at least let the air out of their tires. My kingdom for a steak knife."

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"Could always cut their brake line and hope they hit a tree... uh-oh!"

>>42206928
>breaks

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"What's the matter?"

"Thought I heard something."

"Go check it out."

"You go check it out!"

"Don't tell me what to do!"

"You're the one who heard it!"

"You're darn right I did!"

"Then you should be the one to check it out!"

"No, I'm going to check it out!"

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Rolled 7 (1d12)

>>42207207
Hide under the truck

Rolled 5 (1d12)

>>42207207
get under the truck

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"Well?"

"I don't see anything, Grandpa. Must have just been a bird."

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"We can't find those new movie reels anywhere, Grandpa! What should we do?"

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"He must have hidden them somewhere else. I want you boys to take his car and sneak onto that movie set after it gets dark. You know what to look for."

"What about you, Grandpa?"

"I'm going to go back home. I need to make a phone call."

"Who are you gonna call, Grandpa?"

"None of your business. Just do what I told you, understand?"

"Yes, Grandpa!"

"Yes, Grandpa!"

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Rolled 6 (1d12)

>>42207544
Hang onto the undercarriage and see where Grampa is going

Rolled 11 (1d12)

>>42207544
hold on for dear life!

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"Oh, come on! Who goes mud-bogging at four in the afternoon on a Tuesday? Ptooie!"

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"Hang on, Chase!"

"HIS BELT APPEARS TO BE CAUGHT ON THE EXHAUST."

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"At least they left my car alone!"

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"Looks like it's just you and me for a while! Lucky for me, I've got a thing for men in uniform!"

"IN MY TIME, FLIRTING IS FORBIDDEN."

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[STEEL DRUMS INTENSIFY]

>>42207928
What ISN'T forbidden in his time?

>>42208035
Anything above the PG-13 rating?

>>42208035
Enforcement of the laws forbidding things. Hence the existence of cops.

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Oh wow, I had forgotten how much I love this goofy setting. I can't wait for the next episode of CRIME TIME.

>>42194232
To tell the truth, I've never even played a Metal Gear game. I just had this idea a while ago, and figured I'd try it today, since I didn't have any ideas for any other games. It didn't work out as well as I'd hoped, but it was nice to try something different.

>>42198464
>I have two questions:
>1. Why are these photos 800x600? Some of us want to save these images, use a decent resolution damn
>2. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT VICTORIAN STEAMPUNK MASTER SHREEPSMAN THING AND ALSO THE ONE WITH THE 1940S GIRL BUCK RODGERS?
Back when I first started doing this and took the very first picture of what would be Spaceman of Futuron, I thought it would be funny to post in 800x600 resolution, and I've just been doing it since.

Master Shreepsman Quest is on pause until I get some more inspiration, but Cassiopeia just finished up her big three-part adventure last weekend!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

Guess I was a bit late to the thread this time, its been great either way though. RIP Viper Plastiken.

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Couple of Easter eggs this episode... Steve from Steve's Indoor Steakhouse Barn was driving the van that Meg passed on the road, just before they went off-road >>42201360

Of course, anyone who's seen The Lego Movie will probably recognize Unikitty, sans horn.

That's about it for tonight! If you missed an episode, most of them are archived along with pictures on suptg:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lego%20quest

The official Lego Quest wiki is a ridiculously large repository of all things LQ:
http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_Wiki

And if you follow me on Twitter, you won't miss an episode unless I forget to tweet about it:
@EndmanOfFuturon

Thanks for playing!

>>42208282
Thanks lego quest mater! Any ETA for the next thread?