>>42397363
Teach math.

>>42397363
Go bother Keine. Maybe she has candy!

>>42397363
Talk to Keine-Sensei.

>>42397363
>>42397374

>Obvious first step

Don't let memes control your actions Cirno, shoot for something new and bold, teach something like science or history to your friends

>>42397363
Go show Reimu you're the strongest. She told me she doesn't believe you.

>>42397363
Look for trouble!

>>42397363
Go find Clownpiece! Word is, she's an up-and-coming new challenger to your title of the Strongest!

Kill yourself

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>>42397374
>>42397395

eye will teach da math of history

no one has done dat before rite?

>>42397383
>>42397388

eye go 2 keine n tell her about math

she sez dat 2 plus 2 does not equal 22

eyem pretty sure she is wrong but eye trust her

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>>42397363

Smoke de weed

>>42397511
It's not, it's 44 Cirno. Tell her you figured it out!

>>42397511
Ask Keine for candy.

>>42397511
Clearly you need to brush up on your education, seems like even basic concepts like 2 + 2 has had new discoveries since last time. To think it's no longer 22...
Time to gather your friends for school!

>>42397511
I heard Keine started watching earth T.V.. Ask if she has any good movies.

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>>42397460
>>42397486

eye am da strongest n reimu knows dat

and eye dont know how a piece of clown is stronger dan me but dats dum because eye am da strongest!

You should get yourself a shikigami.
Yukari have one, and people think she is pretty strong and since you are the strongest,
you must get yourself one to prove it, or nbody will respect you.
People are too stupid to understand that you are the strongest if you have no shikigami.

Freeze some frogs
Suwako won't mind.

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>>42397539
>>42397520

eye tell her dat eye figured it out n say dat it is 44

she sez dat dat is not even close n eye am still rong

eye have a feeling eye have been lied 2 becuz math is just puttin stuff 2gether??

>>42397533

eye ask keine 4 candy n she sez eye cant get any becuz eye got a math question wrong

how mean

>>42397559

eye ask keine about earth tv n she tels me about dis movie about a giant dinosaur dat breathes fire

dat sounds really scary!

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>>42397511
The set of all natural numbers less than or equal to 2, A, is {0,1,2}, therefore A = 2.
Set B is another set of all natural numbers less than or equal to 2, {0,1,2}, therefore B = 2.
Let X be the operator for the cartesian product of two sets
2+ 2 = C = A + B = (A X B) = {00, 01, 02, 10, 11, 12, 20, 21, 22}

The upper bound of C is 22.
There for 2 + 2 = C = 22

Eye am a genius

>>42397687
You could beat up any dinosaur though!
Go look for her candy, you need to show assertiveness.

>>42397581
I don't know about this, Cirno. Clowns are pretty scary, we already know you're the strongest, but clowns are the scariest.

Does your power come from your ribbon or your wings?

>>42397687
Why's your color-scheme so similar to Keine's? Is she copying you to drain your strength?

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>>42397694

eye dont understand any of dat

but eye believe u n all eye can is dat eye was right

>>42397708
>>42397685

eye go 2 look for her candy n eye find a frog

eye freeze it

>>42397725

eye am strong!

>>42397765

dats becuz she is copyin me cuz she knows eye am da coolest n da strongest

>>42397817
Show her your frog, as proof you could beat the dinosaur.

>>42397817
That's awesome Cirno! You should totally go to Orinrin land, it's the funnest place around.

>>42397817
Tell Keine you know better math than her now, then go see what your friends are up to!

Rolled 7 (1d9)

Rollan for nine

>>42397817
Show Keine that you are better at math now, you have proven your superiority at math by adding ice to frog.

>>42397860
You're a bad Cirno, anon.

>>42397900
Not everyone gets to be strongest I suppose.

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>>42397844
>>42397882
>>42397856

eye show da frozen frog 2 keine saying dat eye can beat da dinosaur n do math by adding ice 2 frog

she sez dat eye should not freeze frogs becuz dat is mean but eye dont believe her now cuz eye am better at math

also eye like freezing frogs

>>42397846

eye dont know wher dat is

>>42397933
Look around the village for more people to show your frog to!

>>42397933
Tell her you'll be teaching next class since you're better at math, now.

>>42397933
go visit Marisa and see if she has some cool potions or mushrooms for you

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>>42397933
I still think that you should get yourself a shikigami.

>>42397976
Yeah, good idea.

>>42398038
Don't listen to Yukari, she's a mean old hag.

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>>42397960

eye tell her dat eye am goin 2 teech da next class becuz eye am good at math

she sez dat is okay she guesses cuz she did want 2 do a show n tell anyway

>>42397942

eye find a person to show my frozen frog 2

she asks me wat it is n eye say dat it is my frozen frog dat eye captured

she sez dat it looks nice

eyem sure she means it 2 because she is lookin at it weird

>>42398038
Strange... you seems familiar...

>>42398078
A new friend!Complement her bow, it's pretty and blue.

>>42398078
Ask her if she wanna be our friend.
More friends = More fun!
now THATS a math!

>>42398078
Score, you're a teacher now. Well, more than one lesson sounds boring but that's fine.

Ask if she wants the frog, you can just freeze another.

>>42398038
can't be Yukari she has a mustache, Yukari doesn't have a mustache

>>42398124
yet i saw this handsome and mysterious stranger somewhere...

>>42398078
tell tour possible new friend that her cape is cool even thou it's not blue

>>42398081
Blond hair with that kind of ZUN hat...
IT MUST BE RAN IN DISGAISE!

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>>42398092
>>42398099

eye ask if she wants 2 be my friend since she has a cool bow

she sez dat she does not kno me but eye tell her dat eye am da strongest

she laughs n sez eye am a little dumb

eye am not dumb but eye think she wants to be my friend!

>>42398109

eye ask if she wants da frog

she sez no but sez thanks u anyway


>>42398038
>>42398054
>>42398109

eye dont think dat is yukari

>>42398170
Test it. Pull her nose!

>>42398170
Well, introduce yourself and ask who it is then.

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>>42398186

role 9

>>42398170
I dont know. This moustaches looks RESPECTABLE...
Ask this stranger if she...i mean, HE wants to be our friend!
Remember -
MORE FRIENDS = MORE FUN.
Take that, Keine! Our math better than yours!

>>42398054
Yes, you shouldn't trust her!
Good thing I'm not her.
Such a horrible young la- old hag she is!
>>42398081
Have we met before, Anon? You seem somehow familiar.
Move towards the screen, let me get a better look.

Rolled 1 (1d9)

>>42398228
ORAAAAA

Rolled 5 (1d9)

>>42398170
Ask why she has a mustache

>>42398228

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>>42398245

>>42398245
Guess not, huh.

Rolled 6 (1d9)

>>42398228

>>42398228
Idiocy can't be measured in numbers.

Rolled 8 (1d9)

>>42398228
Funny face

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>>42398245

eye reach 4 her nose

she sez ouch n asks why eye did dat n eye say sorry

eye guess it is not yukari!

>>42398231
>>42398281

eye ask why she has a mustache n she sez becuz fine n respectable people always have mustaches

maybe eye should get a mustache too???

eye ask if he wants 2 be my friend n she sez sure

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>>42398245
Oh, no. Is that your hand hand stuck to my nose?
How embarrassing.
You do have very soft hands though...

>>42398361
Ask her name!

>>42398361
What's she doing in a gap?

>>42398361
>You do have very soft hands though...
lewdkari pls go

>>42398361
Mustache is a very fancy and respectable thing. It's also a reasonable substitute for a shikigami.

This has no right to be so preciously adorable.

>>42398361
It's a trick Cirno, don't be fooled!

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>>42398404
>>42398433

eye ask what her name is n ask y she is in a gap

she sed dat her name is rin satsuki n dat she is in a gap becuz she asked 2 be in one

>>42398486

eye am sure dat this is not yukari dummy

da red stranger sez dat she is definitely sure eye am dumb tho

how mena!

>>42398518
Oh, Rumia's here too. Show her your frog!

>>42398518
Ask for red stranger's name, we need to remember that kind of thing.

Also, tell Rumia you're a teacher now.

>>42398518
I know! We'll prove to her u r a genius by winning hide and seek! We have fo-thre- lots of people to play with now!

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>>42398545
>>42398573

eye show rumia my frozen frog n she sed dat it is a good one!

rumia knows about my frozen frogs becuz she is next to da misty lake n she is my friend

eye ask da red stranger her name n she sez dat her name is sekibanki n she is a human from da human village n she is a human

eye say dat my name is cirno n eye am a teacher

>>42398601

eye am good at hide n seek

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>>42398518
Grab my hand and let's go on adventure together with your new friends!
I will help you to get the most glorious of moustaches.
Don't worry, it's a safe door, not a portal or a trap of any sort.
There is a sign and everything.

>>42398670
>>42398677
Sure, check what's in the gap

>>42398670
>eye ask da red stranger her name n she sez dat her name is sekibanki n she is a human from da human village n she is a human
Well one thing's for sure, she's human.
>>42398677
Ask if you can play hide and seek in there.

are they gonna come to class and learn from the strongest teacher?

>>42398677
weird hole in the floor?
LETS FIND OUT WHERE IT LEADS!

>>42398736
> Ask if you can play hide and seek in there
What a glorious idea!
Of course we can. It's a door to a place with a lot of frogs and nice hiding places.

>>42398801
Sounds pretty good to me...

>>42398817
Really. Even more TOO good. Like, TOO perfect place for a trap.
But since we the strongest, no one will mess with us, right?

>>42398864
Of course, nobody can beat Cirno.

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>>42398677
>>42398736

eye ask if we can play hide n seek in there n da stranger sez ya

sounds good to me!

>>42398791
>>42398864
>>42398889

eye dont think anything bad will happen

rumia doesnt think anything bad will happen but sekibanki sez dat she is not sure cuz dat seems surreal n not a good idea

eye am not sure now

>>42398864
Of course, I wouldn't dare to mess with Cirno the Strongest.
In fact, I am a huge fan of yours.
Now, if only we could spend more time together in this wonderful place on the other side of this door.
>>42398918
> You eagarly grab the hand.

>>42398918
Ask if she's a coward, if so you can help her get brave and strong like you

>>42398918
If everyone holds hands, nothing bad can happen! And also you can make sure nobody gets lost!

>>42398918
you think it's fine, that means it's fine because you're the smartest

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>>42398964

eye ask if she is a coward n she sez no

den eye tell her dat eye can make her bravest n da strongest like me

she cannot be dat strongest tho because eye am da strongest

>>42398984

eye say dat as long as everyone holds hands dat we cant get lost n nothing bad will happen

she sez fine n rumia sed dat she is fine with going 2

>>42399010
>>42398961

roll 9

Rolled 8 (1d9)

>>42399094
Arrrighty!

Rolled 5 (1d9)

>>42399094
THE STRONGEST

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> You eagarly grab the hand.
> So do your friends.
> Your heads are spinning
> A sudden dizziness overwhelms you and your comrades.
> Before you black out, you hear something similar to
> "Finally, just as planned. It you took longer than I expected"
> Coming back to your senses, you notice a weird change of scenery.
> You see no horizon, and the sky has changed it's colour.
> The nice lady who brought you here is nowhere to be seen.
> Most importantly, you see no frogs.
> You begin to worry.

It's too late, gotta go to sleep. Good luck, OP

Rolled 1 (1d9)

>>42399094
Everyone needs to go together, okay

>>42399152
That looks pretty scary, not-Yukari. Dunno if that's canon.

Rolled 3 (1d9)

>>42399094
thread ends on post 99, right?

>>42399185
>not 999

this garbage has no business being outside of /jp/

>>42399192

Wouldn't that be

>99999

>>42399213
Fuck off and shitpost in age of smegmar thread, we having fun here.

>>42399152
I just hope you didn't derail OP's plans.

>>42399284
I probably did.
I'm sorry for hijacking the thread and being selfish and short-sighted.
Just couldn't resist.

>>42399337
That just means you were in character.

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>>42399104
>>42399131
>>42399162

we jump in da hole n end up at a temple

eye find a girl with purple n orange hair who asks how eye got there

>>42399152

Thanks for playing!

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>>42399213

*Counter-blow!*

Though I've never played the game and just picked it up because.... Circle-Nine.

>>42399362

"We came through the hole!"

>Ask her to play

>>42399362
Said you followed that Satsuker lady to a place where you can play hide and seek

>>42399362
The nice woman with mustache sent you here on an adventure

>>42399362
Want to play with us?

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>>42399362
Is it okay if I show up later but with much less derailing?

>>42397933
Cirno you are a cute.

>>42399452
That looks an awful lot like Yukari...

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>>42399383
>>42399388
>>42399417
>>42399446
>>42399452


eye say dat da nice woman with da mustache here sent us here on an adventure n we wanted to play hide n seek

she sez dat sounds an awful lot like someone they know but eye am not sure who theyre thinkin of

eye wonder if she she will show up again becuz dat would be great n she looked like a good friend

>>42399446

eye ask if da purple haired lady wants 2 play with us

she sez dat she is busy

another lady sez dat she will play with us tho

>>42399523
Oh, she has nice ears! Tell her she'll be hiding because they'll probably be as good as cheating if she seeks.

>>42399523

Touch the fluffy tail.

Tell new lady that she has a nice tail.

>>42399523
Ask what the brown lady's name is so you know who you're gonna beat

>>42399523
oh, she has glasses too, ask where her mustache is

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>>42399553
eye say dat she should be hiding becuz it would be cheatin if she looks for us

she sez dat will be no problem since she is really good at hide n seek

eye doubt that because eye am the strongest

>>42399589

eye touch her tail n say dat it is very soft n fluffy

she sez thanks

>>42399592

she says her name is mamizou n eye say dat eye am going to beat her cuz eye am cirno n eye am da strongest

>>42399638

eye ask where her mustache is n she says dat she lsot it n has to find it

how do u lose ur mustache??

eye ask rumia n sekibanki if dey want to play n they say sure

eye say dat eye will find everyone n dey all go away to hide

what should eye do now

>>42399707

Look in the closets.

>>42399707
Count to 9 and then start searching of course!

>>42399707
Check the bushes, those always have people in them.

>>42399707
Someone's probably gonna hide somewhere high up so keep your eyes open, also look for mamizou's mustache while you're at it

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>>42399754

eye count to nine n begin looking around

>>42399746
>>42399792

eye do not anyone in there n eye do not see mamizou's moustache

eye wonder if her moustache looks different dan other ones??

>>42399757

eye look n da bushes n find a girl with two metal poles

eye say hello n she asks wat am eye doin n to not disturb her since she is lookin for things

>>42399911
you're looking for friends and mustaches has she seen any of those?

>>42399911

Don't disturb her and look in the other bushes.

>>42399911
Ask if anyone came by recently!

>>42399911
ask her why she is looking for things
is she playing hide and seek too or did someone stolen her precious thing?

>>42399911
What things are she looking for?

>>42399911
ask about poles.
Are they stilts?
Can she walk on stilts?
You can, because you are the strongest.

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>>42399956
>>42399928

eye ask if she has seen any friends or mustaches n she sez no

she did see someone in a red cape run by here though

dat sounds like sekibanki

>>42399985
>>42399986

eye ask what things she is looking for

n she sed dat she is lookin for treasure cuz someone named murasa sed to look for some while she prepares da ship

eye did not knwo there was a ship here

>>42399935

eye look in a bush and find a head

da mouse girl looks like she is very shocked dat there is a hed here but da head begins to talk n sed she lost her body

eye wonder what happened

>>42400123
That looks like Sekibanki! Ask where her body went off to.

>>42400123
That seens sekibanki
sekibanki's head to search her body and the rest!

>>42400123
Take the head with you and continue your search

>>42400123
Is she a ghost? That's pretty cool. Less cool if her head can't fly though.

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>>42400152


o yeah it does look like sekibanki

eye ask where her body went n she sed dat she doesnt kno

she sed dat she hit a branch while runnin n her body kept running

>>42400174
>>42400177

eye pick up sekibanki n say dat eye found her but says eye should help find her body

>>42400199

she said she was human silly

>>42400287

Look for Seki's body's footprints and follow those.

>>42400287
Ask mouse girl to help look for the body too, she's probably nice

>>42400287
Does it count as finding her if it's not her body? If yes, find the other girls first. She'll understand.

>>42400287
better find her body then so we can tag it

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>>42400327
>>42400432

eye look around for footprints but eye dont seem to find any

there is a lot of leaves everywhere n dey are in da way

>>42400332

eye ask da mouse girl f she wants to help look for da body

she sed dat she does not want to because dat would not translate to treasure

n she does not know wat da body looks like so she wouldnt be able to find it anyway

>>42400365

eye think it counts

>>42400287
Ask where her body ran off to, then fly over there.
We should find it fast, because
SHORT PEOPLE GOT, NO REASON

>>42400468
point out that shed probably not run into a lot of headless bodies so shed know it if she found it

>>42400468
Go back to searching for the others then, they can help find the body with you afterwards.

>>42400468
So she knows what all treasure looks like? If not, how can she search for it? How does she know the body doesn't have treasure on it, huh?

>>42400468
keep paying attention to the sounds
when you hear someone scream in terror it must be were sekibanki's body is!

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>>42400549
>>42400595

eye go to look for the others while also lookin for sekibankis body

becuz even if eye need to find da body eye am still playing hide n seek

eye take a look around n find a ship which has a girl on it

she asks what is my business and why did eye bring a head here

>>42400715
We're looking for the body, any headless girls passed by? If not, any non-headless girls pass by?

>>42400715
your business is hide and seek and the head is your helper

why does she have a ship with no ocean around here?

>>42400715
We're looking for a lady who fell in a hole in the sky and a mouse. And also a really dark circle. Have you seen either of those?

>>42400715
Ask if you can try on her hat.

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>>42400742
>>42400867

eye ask if she has seen a lady who fell from a hole, a mouse, and a dark circle

she said that nazrin is still lookin for trasure and she did see da body, since it wandered onto her ship

she sed as a ghost it is not often to put lost bodies on her ship

eye guess this is a nice ship

she then sed dat she saw a dark circle flying around, and she was going to move her boat to investigate

>>42400800

eye ask how do u have a ship but not have something to ride it on

n den she says dat her ship can fly n it begins to

whoa!

Got to go but cirno please meet clownpiece before goodbyes

>>42400934
Flying ship is way cool. We can also fly and we are also way cool.

>>42400934
Whoah that's pretty cool. Anyway, look for the body if it's up here!

>>42400934

Get body, say thanks, go back and look for others

>>42400934
She's a ghost? But she has all her limbs and stuff. Anyway, let's get the body and then look for Rumia with her.

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>>42400966

eye say dat it is cool dat da ship flys but eye say dat eye can fly too n eye am way cooler

da captain girl laughs n sed dat eye could be part of her crew if eye wanted to

>>42400995
>>42401005

eye put sekibanki's head back on her body

now she is a normal human and eye have found her

all eye need to do is find rumia and mamizou!

>>42401044

eye ask da captain if she can help find rumia and mamizou

she says sure since she was gonna look for the black blob anyway, and she needs to go to another place anyway

>>42401118
Alright, time to find Rumia! She's probably hiding somewhere dark...but that's anywhere she is, so look for her signature blob.

>>42401226

roll 9

>>42401118
Look under the ship. I bet she's down there.

>>42401118

Look in the trees for a black blob.

>>42401118
say thanks and tell her she can have a frozen frog if she stops by the lake sometime

Rolled 8 (1d9)

>>42401256
GOGOGO

Rolled 6 (1d9)

>>42401256
Cirno roll gud!

Rolled 1 (1d9)

>>42401256
Eye am ten tho

>>42401369
Well...

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>>42401261
>>42401357


eye look under da boat and see da anchor, eye dont see any rumias here

it also begins to get really bright and eye am not sure why

eye dont think its rumia

>>42401427

Look at the light

>>42401427
Check behind the anchor, quick!

>>42401427
That anchor appears to have a fluffy tail.
Touch said tail.

>>42401427
I think that's Mamizou there at the anchor, see her tail? Catch her Cirno!

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>>42401505
>>42401508
>>42401566


eye touch da tail on da anchor

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>>42401588

it then laughs and poofs, turning into mamizou

whoa, how did she do that?

either way, eye found her! now all eye need to do is find rumia

eye still dont know what that light is but it sure is getting warm!

>>42401588
That's no moon.

>>42401588
Uh oh

>>42401601
Ask Mamizou about the light

>>42401601

Ask Mamizou if she knows what the light is

>>42401601
Look towards the light, unless it's blinding you, if you can't see anything go ask the captain maybe?

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>>42401604
>>42401605
>>42401654
>>42401661

eye ask mamizou if she knows wat dat bright light is

she looks up n sez dat it looks like a big sun n a girl is in da middle

eye look up and see dat it is okuu

why is she here and why is it so bright?

>>42401721
Yell at her and ask what she's doing!

>>42401721
Ask her whad up?

>>42401721

Ask Okuu if she wants to play too.

>>42401721
Let's go talk to Okuu, maybe she'll join us for searching.

>>42401721
It's a mystery, but it means you can spot Rumia easier right?

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>>42401779
>>42401791
>>42401809


eye ask okuu wat she is doin

she sed dat she actually forgets

what a dummy

>>42401828
>>42401893

eye ask if she wants to help me find rumia since eye am playing hide n seek

she sed sure but she wanted to play hide n seek since da last time she played it was fun

eye say dat we are looking for a dark blob n a captain, sekibanki and mamizou is helping me find her

>>42401919
We can play with her next round, just gotta find Rumia!

>>42401919
Yaaaay, friends.
Go back to the captain and see how the search goes.

>>42401919
Ask if she's seen Rumia herself, prolly not but.

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>>42401944
>>42401976
>>42402058

eye ask da captain if she has found rumia and she sez no

she sed that she is close to arriving to the place she wants to go tho since the river is not far

eye thought this boat can fly why does she need to go to a river??

>>42402105
Oh look cirno-chan! There's something over there! Or, a lack of something.

>>42402105
Look over there Cirno, it's a blob of darkness!

>>42402105
Oh, that might be Rumia behind you. Check it out!

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>>42402148
>>42402169
>>42402196

eye fly over to da blob of darkness and ask if rumia is in there

she seys dat she is in here

eye guess i found her!

>>42402302
Hurrah, you won hide and seek! You really are the strongest!

>>42402302
now that you won hide and seek you can ask your friends if they want to attend your lesson at keine's

>>42402302
Nice! But where's that gap ha- that other lady? She couldn't have gotten too far, right? What landmarks are there?

>>42402302
>>42402367
Right, where are you at? That's pretty important.

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>>42402322
>>42402364

eye ask my friends if they want to attend my lesson on math at keines and dey say sure

but rumia says eye have to find the rest of the gang and eye say okay


>>42402367
>>42402399

eye have no idea

>>42402604
Ask the short lady where you are and if she knows the way to the village

>>42402625

Seconded

>>42402604
she has a cool stick. ask to borrow the cool stick

>>42402604
Look around, maybe there's someone you can ask about this place.

>>42402604
Ask the lady if she wants to live forever.

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>>42402625
>>42402661

eye ask her if she knows da way to the village

when asked how eye got here eye say dat da captain needed to go here

when da lady sees da captain she begins to talk to her n eye still dont know where the village is

>>42402671

eye ask if i can borrow the cool stick but she seems 2 be talking to da captain

>>42402740

eye look around n see a lady with a scythe

eye ask what this place is n she tells me dat it is hell

how did eye get here

>>42402888
Let's ask her! Then ask if she has a way back to Gensokyo.

>>42402888
Probably with the ship, Cirno. Ask the lady what her job is.

>>42402888
Ask her how people get here.

>>42402888
is it a real scythe? isn't that dangerous?

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>>42402975
>>42402973


eye ask how do people go to hell n she sez dat she brings them across da river where only dead people can go across

eye ask how eye got here since eyem not dead n she sed dat people can just fly over it

>>42402946

eye ask if there is a way to get back home

she sed dat she could bring me across da river but since eyem not dead it is impossible

>>42403002

eye ask if she has a real scythe n she sed dat it is

>>42403163
She's pretty cool not as cool as the strongest but still, ask if she'll be your friend and if she wants to attend your class later

Then go badger the captain about going back across

>>42403163

Greet person with purple hat.

>>42403163
Ask her if she could pretty please take you across, since you're not dead you should be on the other side right?

If it doesn't work check out the chick in the back.

>>42403163
Well, why not just let her make you dead? It doesn't matter if you're a ghost, you're the strongest so you can handle it.

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>>42403199

eye ask if she wants to attend my class later n she sed she will consider it if she is not busy

>>42403242
>>42403256

eye go to the person n da back

she sure does look weird but eye say hi

eye think she is a fairy??

she doesnt seem to be sayin anything but she seems to be lookin at me weird

>>42403557
ask whats up with her dress

>>42403557
Another fairy, huh. Introduce yourself and ask what her name is!

>>42403557
That's a very nice hat. Where'd she get it?

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>>42403590
>>42403738

eye ask her what is up with her dress and dat she has a very nice hat

she sez dat theyre very great unlike my clothes and non hat

eye dont know what she is talking abot eye dont even have a hat

>>42403624

eye say dat my name is cirno and ask for her name

she sed dat her name is clownpiece n dat she is da fairy of hell from another world

another world? wat does that even mean, isnt this hell?

>>42403920
What's she doing here if she's from another world?

>>42403920
Ask if she wants to go to our class!

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>>42403947

eye ask what she is doing here if she is from another world

she sed dat her master n another person named eiki shiki were meetin up for something she wasnt really paying much attention to and she had to be dragged along

she is just messing with da souls right now

>>42404065

eye ask if she wants to go to my class in da human village

she asks what type of class it is and if it's going to be as stupid sounding as me

eye dont think itll be stupid at all how rude!

>>42404232
Tell her you're the strongest and smartest, that should learn her.

>>42404232
Ask why she's such a meanie-head, then challenge her to a duel!

>>42404232
>>42404294

Challenge her into a math duel.

>>42404232
its gonna be great and youll teach her how 2 + 2 = 44 and stuff

>>42404349
Math-duel is smart anon, we're definitely winning!

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>>42404247

eye tell her dat eye am the strongest n da smartest n she tells me dat i'm da strongest at bein dum

>>42404294
>>42404349

eye ask why shes bein such a meanie n she sed dat its because eye look dumb and saying dat eyem da strongest sounds like something an idiot would say

eyem gonna prove her wrong, i'm gonna challenge her to a math duel!

she asks what that even means n eye say dat eyem gonna beat her in math

she says whatever shes gonna win but eyem sure dats not gonna happen

eyem da strongest after all!

okay waht should eye ask her

>>42404514
What's 3 + 3?!

>>42404514
ask her how many friends you have, if she cant answer that she must be really bad at math because you always remember how many you have, its 9...or 12, or 14

>>42404514
Ask her what 2 times 2 is.

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>>42404575

eye ask her what 3 plus 3 is, and she sez 6

eye tell her dat she is wrong becuz 3 plus 3 is 33!

she asks me if i'm being serious or am eye actually this stupid

eye am pretty sure 3 plus 3 is 33!

>>42404619

eye ask her how many friends eye have n she says none

eye also tell her she is wrong and bad at math because eye always remember how many eye have

when she asks me how many eye have eye tell eye have like

a lot

>>42404724

eye ask her what 2 times 2 is and she sez 4

eye tell her she is wrong because 2 cannot time itself

clownpiece throws up her arms in defeat n sez she gives up

eye win!

eye dont know why she looks so annoyed tho. maybe she is mad because she is dumb?

>>42404968
that must be it, shouldn't be a sore winner Cirno, congratulate her on the attempts

>>42404968
Tell her she can be second strongest!

Guess things got slow, huh, pity everyone disappeared on Cirno day of all days.

>>42404968

Ask her if she wants to be your friend.

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>>42405028
>>42405072
>>42405236

eye say congrats on tryin anyway n she can da second strongest if she is my friend

she sighs and says whatever since i'm probably gonna be fun to be around

eye got a new friend!

>>42405389
Congratulations, Cirno!

>>42405389
That's great! See what your other friends are up to, you can introduce her to them.

>>42405389
that's exactly right, now ask if she knows a way out of this place

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>>42405412
>>42405473
>>42405579

eye ask if she knows a way out of this place so she and her friends can leave

she sed dat you can probably just fly over the river without a problem, since the lazy boat person isnt gonna bother catching you

eye ask if she wants to join but she sed she has to stay here or hecatia is gonna get upset

eyem not sure who that is

eye introduce her to rumia and sekibanki though, though eye dont kno where okuu went

>>42405890
Look for Okuu, then try flying back across the river!

>>42405890
hopefully you can stay in touch with her, must be tough if she's from another place entirely

>>42405908

roll 9

Rolled 5 (1d9)

>>42406045
Welp, if these street-sign captchas ever cooperate...

Rolled 3 (1d9)

>>42406045

Rolled 1 (1d9)

>>42406045

Rolled 9 (1d9)

>>42406045

>>42406088
>>42406098
>>42406108
>>42406117
That's quite the progression.

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>>42406117

eye find okuu in a part of hell n tell her dat we are gonna leave n go back to da human villag

she sez okay cuz she has to go back to former hell anyway

eyem confused because this is hell but okay

eyem not sure which way the village is tho

>>42406377
Ask the lady with the "Welcome to hell" shirt

Wat dis

>>42406377
Ask the nice scythe lady

Rolled 4 (1d9)

>>42406377
Fly up, because it will get you out of hell.

>>42406377
>>42406500
This logic seems sound!
Thanks for running, I gotta go, so.

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>>42406449
>>42406500

eye ask da lady in da welcome to hell shirt if she knows da way out of hell

eye also see clownpiece and say hello to her, in which she groans and mumbles something

eye cant hear her well

da lady says dat eye can just fly up and it should be fine n sez clwonpiece has to show me da way

eye hear even more groaning

at least clownpiece gets to come with me!

>>42406698
That's great news, now you can play hide and seek with her or teach her in your class!

>>42406698
Hug gownpeace

>>42406698
she seems nice, thank her for the advice and gather your friends to leave

Rolled 3 (1d9)

>>42406698
Dance a victory dance

Rolled 9 (1d9)

>>42406698
Celebrate.

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>>42406744
>>42406716

eye hug clownpiece and she shoves me off

she then begins flying straight up and me n my friends follow her

now eye can get to da classroom now!

>>42406966
good news, I can tell you and clowpiece will be great friends

>>42406966
Keine better have prepared it for your awesome teaching, Cirno! Time to dazzle the class!

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>>42406987

she looks like she wants to be good friends

>>42407102

eye am totally going to

roll 9

Rolled 1 (1d9)

>>42407170
Time to teeeeeach!

Rolled 1 (1d9)

>>42407170

Rolled 5 (1d9)

>>42407170
Teach and educate, teach and educate their brains.

>>42407185
>>42407223
This bodes well!

>>42407170
sleep calls, see you next year cirno

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>>42407185
>>42407223

eye begin teachin dat 2 + 2 = 22

and eye sey it is becuz math is about puttin 2 n 2 together n u make 22

no one seems 2 be buyin it tho

what do i do now??

Rolled 7 (1d9)

>>42407568
Demonstrate with an example.

>>42407568

Give Keine her hat back

Rolled 3 (1d9)

>>42407568
Freeze frogs for comfort.

>>42407568

Say that you were teaching about perspective.

They are all so deeply rooted in convention that they cannot recognize another possibility when presented in front of them.

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>>42407633

eye freeze a frog because eye am sad

>>42407586

eye draw a 2 on da board

n draw another 2

and then put them together 2 make 22

eye think some people are buying it now but eyem not sure

eye am still da strongest and smartest tho

>>42407807
Now write that 22 plus 22 equals two fishes

Rolled 3 (1d9)

>>42407807
Make it more convincing, By doing 9+9.

>>42407807

Ask Keine if it's lunchtime yet

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>>42407893

eye ask keine if it is lunch yet n da bell rings

everyone rushes out of da room except for clownpiece who is wakin up

eye wonder what she wants to eat??

>>42407966

Ask if she wants to eat hamburgers

>>42408022

Don't you mean rice balls?

>>42407966
Ask if she wants ice cream.

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>>42408022

eye offer her a hamburger

she asks y eye am giving her sushi n eye get confused

n earth apparently these are called sushi, and sushi is called hamburgers on da other world

whoa the more u know

>>42408067

eye offer her ice cream and she sez dat it better not give her a brain freeze

she totally is going to becaus all da ice cream eye make is super cold!

>>42408209
Eat the hamburger, Apollo.

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>>42408305

eye eat a hamburger

>>42408450
Now eat sushi

>>42408450
Remember: it only needs to be reheated for 15 seconds. 15 seconds!

Are your students still in attendance?

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>>42408450
Don't forget your soda cirno

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>>42408504
>>42408507

eye eat a sushi too and go back 2 class seein dat no one else is around

eye see daiyousei tho who seems to wonder where eye have been the whole day

>>42408621
Tell her we went to hell and met a clown

>>42408621
Your students must be off telling everyone about what they learned.

Tell her about your day.

>>42408621
Regale her with how we were trapped in hell, but we slayed all the demons because demons have huge evil which means they have huge evil. Rip and tear.

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>>42408638
>>42408714

eye tell her about going to hell and meeting a clown

she asks why eye was in hell and eye said eyem not two sure but eye found a friend n she is cool

eye introduce daiyousei to clownpiece n daiyousei seems shy but clownpiece doesnt seem to talk much to her

eye also said dat eye beat up all da demons in hell becuz eye am da strongest

daiyousei asks if eye am okay and eye think eyem fine

>>42408793
get naked

>>42408793

Now have a group hug, because we're all friends here.

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>>42408814

eye give daiyousei a hug

eye try to get clownpiece to join in but she just backs up n begins walkin away

eye drag her into da hug n we all have a group hug

clownpiece is really violent by the way!

>>42409000
dawww

>>42409000
Ask Clownpiece why is she so mean to you, we're supposed to be friends!

>>42409028

Yes, ask why she is not being friendly

>>42409054
>>42409028
What do you mean, she is her friend!

>>42409126
She certainly isnt acting like it! I think she needs a good spanking.

>>42409000
Oh no, clown is being naughty! I guess it's time for danmaku!

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>>42409028
>>42409054
>>42409126

eye ask clownpiece if something is wrong n she sed dat she just wanted to get u guys up here in leave but eye keep dragging her along around here

she sed dat she would rather be back home n dat she thinks dat eyem dum and so are my other friends

how mean!

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>>42409179
The greatest show of strength is restraint.

>>42409208
She's just being shy.

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>>42409208
Nothing's worse than a sad clown. Have we tried giving her a frog?

>>42409252

Yes! Give her a frozen frog present.

>>42409208
When in doubt, SPELLCARD BATTLE.

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>>42409247
>>42409252
>>42409276

eye give her a frozen frog and tell her two stop bein shy

she stares at me like eyem dumb (which eye am not)

she sighs n takes my frozen frog, saying thanks

she begins to fly off n says dat if she ever comes back here, she's going 2 beat me next time since she wasnt trying da first time

eyem sure eye will beat her again tho

eyem da strongest after all!