>>42523767
>[ ] Describe it
but
>[ ] Why do you ask though?

>>42523767
>>[ ] Describe it
Sup Smiley, how ya doing?

>>42523767
>>[ ] Describe it

>>42523767
>[ ] Why do you ask?
>[ ] Describe it

>>42523767
>[ ] Describe it

>>42523767
>[ ] Describe it

>Bet if Tim Burton knew, he'd stop making so many quirky movies about it.

>writing

>>42523815
Pretty good, after the hilarious rolls that happened last night.

>>42524120
Good to hear, just got a bunch of uni stuff done. Feels good man

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>42524120
Rolling for sanity

"Why do you ask?" You ask.
Jessica stands up and walks over to you, where she leans on the counter next to you. "I'm curious, and you don't meet many people that you can ask that question" She says. "If it's not a problem"

"No... it's fine" You say.

You never really stopped to think about how it felt. At the time, your focus is on the fight that you have to finish, and afterwards you do your best to ignore it...

"You get a strange sense that you've passed a point that you can't go back from, either when you've lost too much blood, or run out of air, or taken too much damage... and then it's just cold... cold and lonely"

"Oh..." She says.
"Not what you were hoping for?" You ask.
"Not really..." She says. "Why lonely?"

"I dunno" You say. "It just feels that way. I'd say that I'll look into it, but I'm really hoping I won't get the chance... even though I probably will"

Jessica turns and hugs you, pressing her cheek into your chest. "Just as long as you keep coming back" She says.

>[ ] I'll do my best

>[ ] Was this a set up so you could do that?

>[ ] We should talk business

>[ ] Other

>>42524445
>[ ] I'll do my best
>[ ] Was this a set up so you could do that?
"It totally was wasn't it?"

>>42524445
>[ ] I'll do my best

>>42524445
>>[ ] I'll do my best
>>[ ] Was this a set up so you could do that?
"Clever girl."

>>42524445
>[ ] I'll do my best

>>42524445
>[ ] I'll do my best

>[ ] Was this a set up so you could do that?

You know that Champions don't need to link pathways when they surrender? I got a bit of a history lesson.

>>42524445
>>[ ] I'll do my best
>>[ ] Was this a set up so you could do that?

>>42524527
And that even featured the old Creator! Scary fact: apparently there are TWO gauntlets, when things get serious.

>>42524445
>>[ ] I'll do my best
>>[ ] Was this a set up so you could do that?
>>[ ] We should talk business
>>[ ] Other

>writing

You hug her back with one arm, as the other still has a coffee in it. "I'll do my best" You say.
"All that I can ask for" She says.

Jessica moves her head, rubbing her cheek into your chest.

...

"This was all set up so you could do that, wasn't it?" You ask.
"It absolutely was not" She says.

You roll your eyes. "That reminds me! I saw something pretty interesting in Kyla's head" You say. "Turns out that when you surrender, you can just give the other champion your item. How handy that you don't have to link pathways for it"

"You also don't need to shove your tongue down someone's throat to link pathways" Kyla says. "You could actually do it just how you are now"

You look down at Jessica. "Really?" You ask.
Jessica groans. "Yesss..." She says. "With my arms like this, you're technically inside me"

"See, that sounds really dirty out of context" You say.
"Pfft, like I'd actually let you inside me..." She says, finally letting you go and taking her head away from your chest. "You are a minor after all"
"I am not" You say.
"Yes you are" She says. "Call me when you're 18, sweety"

>[ ] So... this Wednesday?

>[ ] Talk about the Arena

>[ ] Talk about what you saw in Kyla's head

>[ ] Other

>>42524947
>[ ] So... this Wednesday?

Then
>[ ] Talk about the Arena
We need to start getting a gameplan.

>>42524947
>>[ ] So... this Wednesday?
>>[ ] Talk about the Arena

We're crossing every name off the fuck list

>>42524947
>>[ ] So... this Wednesday?
>>[ ] Talk about the Arena

>>42524947
>>[ ] So... this Wednesday?
>[ ] Talk about the Arena

>>42524947
>[ ] Talk about what you saw in Kyla's head

I have a terrible suspicion that masks were implemented after the Guardian's rise, so the gods could pick people close to her champion, and people close to those Champions.

Basically, they want to flood her with a massive guilt trip.

>>42524947
>>[ ] So... this Wednesday?
>>[ ] Talk about the Arena
>>[ ] Talk about what you saw in Kyla's head
>>[ ] Other

>writing

>>42525096
I forgot to mention 'killing each other with impunity, until you realize, too late, what you've done.'

>>42524947
>>[ ] So... this Wednesday?

>>42525096
>>42525158
Certainly seems less 'kill each other, while we laugh' and more 'kill everyone you love, while we laugh'.

"So... this Wednesday?" You ask. "Tuesday night, technically"
"Oh, right" She says. "I remember you saying something about that"

"When you guys are done trying to hook up, we should probably talk business" Kyla says.

"Yes! Business!" Jessica says, before turning to you and mouthing 'call me'

It's starting to become hard to believe that in a few hours you're going to have to walk back into the music room and start calling her Ms. Browning again...

"So do we know whose Arena it's going to be this week?" You ask.
"Not yet, but be prepped for the worst" Jessica says. "Alliances don't get it more than once in a row, and it isn't yours"

"How do we know it isn't mine?" You ask.
"You would have gotten notice on Saturday, so you would have time to plan it out" Kyla says.

"So I guess I wait until I get the notification?" You ask.
Jessica nods. "And be sure to tell me right away" She says.
"You won't get one?" You ask.
"I'm not a champion anymore" She says. "One of the few ways to lose your notification priveleges"

>[ ] There are other ways?

>[ ] Talk about the Archive

>[ ] Talk about (other)

>>42525421
>[ ] There are other ways?
Then
>[ ] Talk about the Archive

>>42525421
>[ ] There are other ways?

>>42525421
>[ ] There are other ways?

>[ ] Talk about the Archive

>Besides being a bit of a d-bag, not telling you about the specifics of wishes, what was the Scholar like?

>>42525421
>>[ ] Talk about the Archive
Okay Jessica. I'm gonna need grenades, rocket launchers, machine guns, pistols, first aid kits, a megaphone, a walkie talkie, one of those cell phone things, a crowbar, and a jetpack if that's not too hard for you to get

>>42525421
>>[ ] There are other ways?
>>[ ] Talk about the Archive

>>42525492
And when I say grenades, i don't just mean fragmentation. I'm talking smoke. I'm talking flash. I'm talking incendiary. I'm talking c4 too if you got that. I want a grappling hook. I need a coupla pairs of handcuffs. And I definitely need a hand mirror.

>>42525602
Wait wait, are the handcuffs for the arena?

>>42525620
Nah baby ;)

>writing

>>42525602
You know, we could b complete assholes with napalm, propane tanks and pipe bombs, we can bring shit in that is just designed to cripple everyone around it, because we can afford to get crippled repeatedly. After all, we fuck everyone around us enough we can just self terminate and be the most fit one in the arena.

In fact, what if we just did the old fashioned Afgani divorce method and started throwing acid on people?

>>42525490
I mean, I know that Traitor's a man-eating whore (big surprise), Tyrant (according to Kyla's memories) doesn't always pick jerks, Smith has a special appreciation for well polished swords, and the Guardian is a giant nerd.

>>42525492
Nah, Kanshou and Bakuya are more than enough.
Also i think we should hide our new sword for a surprise attack.

>>42525661
This man is a genius.

>>42525671
This man is a fool.

>>42525664
Not to mention the fact that Creator seems to have a thing for big, strong hands handling vast collections of stone... And really knows their stuff, when it comes to women...

Is the Creator a woman?

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>>42525773
Actually no. This is what the creator looks like.

>>42525661
I wouldn't like a strategy that relies on crippling us. Sure we've got an extra life. But we should still do everything possible to preserve the first one.

That type of play seems like it would burn the first life out fast and if anyone was gunning for us we'd be fucked on the second one.

"There are other ways?" You ask. "I figured that surrendering would be the only one"

Jessica gives Kyla a stern look, then turns back to you. "Oh, sweety. It looks like your education has been lacking on both ends of this" She says.

"I get a pass because I'm not used to having to explain all the rules" Kyla says. "You're literally a teacher"
"Well, we both seem to have slack to pick up" Jessica says. "You stop getting notifications when you surrender, or when you leave the 'Zone'; which is the area the champions are chosen from"

"So if I went say... downtown... I'd stop getting notes?" You ask.
"I think downtown is still in range, but it's probably as far as you can get" Jessica says. "Once you leave the Zone, you stop getting notes until you come back"

"I can see how that would be a disadvantage" You say. "Having to go in blind wouldn't be fun"
"Says the guy who's pretty much been going in blind every night" Kyla says.
"I at least knew which champs were in there, and what their boons could do. Not knowing who is in at all would not have been fun" You say.

"And there you have it. Don't skip town" Jessica says. "And speaking of boons..."

>[1/2]

>>42525773
>Smith: Now, little lady, I'm about to give you a lesson in marksmanship.

>Creator: You couldn't give me a lesson in long distance spittin'.

>Anything you can do, I can do better...

>>42525804
Anyone dumb enough to gun for us would get a face full of bomb shrapnel, and that shit sucks. In addition we could do something stupid like try to bring sarin gas into the arena, and try to see if that fucks you up outside the arena also.

We should bring in a nuke, set it off, kill everybody, come back and then win. Fuck Yui and fuck Claire. We win.

>>42525797
Kek

>>42525918
BUT what if Dwights in there!

>>42525937
SHIT! That's it. We going non-lethal from now on boys. No discussion needed. i'm sure we're all in agreement on this.

>>42525918
It is simple, we nuke the city and then wish it back.

>>42525950
>>42525937
We just need to force everyone down with non lethal, literally the only times we killed were when we coulda been. I think.

>>42525950
Only until we determine Dwight isn't a competitor or if he is we keep him out of the Arena that day. Then we set off the nuke!

>>42525984
Nah fuck em, just make sure Dwight is okay.

Smiley, when are we doing the Dwight romance? I'm getting impatient here.

>>42526015
Nope, gotta care for Yui and Abby

"Oooooo!" Kyla says. "Pull out the Archive! I wanna see what it looks like!"

"It's a big book, isn't it?" You ask.
"Not always" Kyla says. "It was a big book for twinkle-tits because she's booooooring"
"It was a big book because I learned most of my stuff from books like that" Jessica says.

"Big boring books for the big boring bimbo" Kyla says. "Even 10,000 years ago we knew books were stupid"
"Books are not stupid" Jessica says. "I'll have you know-"

You tune the two of them out. You still haven't quite got this mana thing down pat, and you need your focus.

You try to force the Archive out of your pathways and into your hand. It's difficult, since you don't know what it looks like. But in the end you can feel it within you, and you focus on moving that feeling to your hand. And in your hand is a... tablet?

It's a small tablet, about the size of your hand if you splay out your fingers.

"Oh, is that it?" Jessica asks. "Interesting... and certainly more portable"
"Neat" Kyla says. "At least we know that Saif isn't boring"
"Watch it hun. You've got a pretty face, I'd hate to have to mess it up" Jessica says.

>[ ] Please stop fighting, guys

>[ ] What kind of stuff is in this?

>[ ] Why did it come out like this?

>[ ] Other

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>>42526053
>Abby

>>42525918
Fallout would get us.

>>42526209
>>[ ] What kind of stuff is in this?
>>[ ] Why did it come out like this?

And then hit Jessica with my shopping list.

>>42525492
>>42525602

>>42526209
>[ ] What kind of stuff is in this?
Don't tell them to stop fighting. That'll just get them fighting. Distract them with questions!

>>42526053
Yui maybe. But so far she's not really been around she's a minor character at this point.

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>>42526209
>[ ] Please stop fighting, guys
>[ ] What kind of stuff is in this?
>>42526231

>>42526209
I encourage a little smartassery in our group.
>>[ ] What kind of stuff is in this?

>>42526275
It's not his fault you have terrible taste anon.

>>42526209
>>[ ] Please stop fighting, guys
>>[ ] What kind of stuff is in this?

>>42526053
I can see getting Yui out of there. Claire and Abby are acceptable losses.

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>>42526275
>Liking a phone-stealing whore

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>>42526316

>>42526209
>[ ] Please stop fighting, guys

>[ ] What kind of stuff is in this?

>[ ] Why did it come out like this?

All of them are pretty relevant.

>And did Scholar think books were stupid?

>Maybe Jessica thought HE was boring.

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>>42526320
>>42526316
Look, just because you hate best girl doesnt mean that you have to like worst girl

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>>42526343
Sister > Love triangle manipulative bitches.

Sorry you have shit taste.

>>42526369
It's okay anon. We know you're all alone. Maybe smiley will run another quest where you can have your whore.

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>>42526369
>Abby
>best girl

Is this the same smiley that's running the Gotham quest?

>writing

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>>42526369
have a gif t

>>42526418
I don't.. think so.

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>>42526418
that smiley changed his name
>>42526370
Pic related

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>>42526458

>Choosing the cripple or the phone-stealer over your sister you've known since you were kids

>>42526458
Yui isn't my waifu faggot. Dwight is.

I'd just rather save our sister over those two bitches.

Sword-Chan waifu best waifu!

Save: Yui, Jessica, Kayla

Don't care: Abby, Claire


Jessica has a kid and I'd feel awful. Kayla literally choose us for this. Yui is the adorable little sister.

Not sure where other Saif fits in.. or if she does.

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>>42526441
Thanks for that, was trying to find it for a bit

>>42526531
We're Saif.

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>>42526531
Mah nigga. Add Dwight to the Save list and we'll go far together.

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>>42526491
Piss off, delicious frenchy beats out not-sister nip every time.
>>42526496
I'm not mad at you, dwight's a real nigga

>>42526550
Actually we aren't safe seeing as how we have to go back in sometime this week. Jessica is safe.

>>42526531
Safi is almost guranteed his long lost twin; she's got priority.

>>42526550
>>42526566

No. Sexy female dopple ganger Saif.

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>>42526555
>choosing a ho you barely know over a long time bro

>>42526607
and yeah, i get bonus points for the triple rhyme bitch.

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>>42526607
Who said anything about not saving dwight?

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>>42526627
>not even considering Yui a bro.

What if Yui is stone hand?

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>>42526674

"Why did it come out like this?" You ask.
"Modern stuff for the modern generation" Jessica says. "Computers are how you guys store things these days, so when you think 'Archive', you think of a computer"

"But why a tablet?" You ask.
"It had to take a form you could bring into the arena" Kyla says. "The objects always do"

"Neat. So what kind of stuff can I find in this thing?" You ask.
"Well if it still has all my old stuff, then just about everything" Jessica says. "Guns, knives, explosives, swords. Some of it is enchanted, some of it isn't"

"How do I get stuff out of it again?" You ask.

"I'll show you, on one condition" She says.
"What's that?" You ask.
"No going beyond your expertise" She says. "You don't know guns. You don't know explosives. You kind of know swords, though the one inside you is probably better than most of the stuff in there... So until I can give you proper training, you don't touch that stuff"

>[ ] Deal

>[ ] We'd best get on that soon then

>[ ] Ask Kyla how to get stuff out of the Archive

>[ ] Other

>>42526708
>>[ ] Deal
>>[ ] We'd best get on that soon then

>>42526708
>[ ] Deal
>[ ] We'd best get on that soon then
"I need all the help I can get."

>>42526692
I'm pretty certain that Creator's got tits.

>>42526708
>>[ ] Other
Excuse me bitch. Do you not remember me destroying your ass in a fucking spar with below average fucking rolls. You will do as I say or you will not get access to my brown cock this tuesday. Now chop chop bitch and get to work on my shopping list.

>>42526708
>>[ ] We'd best get on that soon then
Explosives would be nice to learn, seeing as we can afford to fuck up and blow ourselves up a few times.

>>42526708
>[ ] Deal

>[ ] We'd best get on that soon then

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>>42526755

>>42526780
It begs the question, though: where in the goddamn did Jessica learn all this shit?

>>42526708
>[ ] Deal

>[ ] We'd best get on that soon then

>writing

"Deal" You say. "But if that's your condition, then we'll have to get on that. Maybe fast track the firearms and explosives training a bit"

"That's fine. Just as long as you don't go outside what you've been trained for" She says. "As far as fast tracking goes, I suppose I could show you the way around a grenade sometime tonight"

"No guns?" You ask.
"No guns" She says. "Nades are easier to learn anyway. Throwing is something anyone can do. Firearms require a steadier hand and a bit more discipline"

"More discipline than grenades?" You ask.
"Just as long as you don't pull the pin and forget to throw the thing, or fuck up and let it land too close" She says. "And even then, unpleasant as it is, you do get a 'try again'"

"Not something I'd want to waste on my own weapons" You say.
"Which is precisely why you need to be trained" She says. "I don't want you dying because you fumbled and shot yourself"

"Yes Ma'am" You say.
"Good" She says. "Now, I need to get back. Sarah will be up in a bit, and you need to start getting ready"
"Ugh" You say. You had almost forgotten about school...

"No ughs" She says. "Mana deprivation is no reason to be missing school"

>[ ] Ask if there are any good ways to replenish mana

>[ ] Start getting ready

>[ ] Other

>>42527292
>[ ] Ask if there are any good ways to replenish mana

>>42527292
>[ ] Ask if there are any good ways to replenish mana

Is the answer banging your teacher?

>>42527292
>>[ ] Ask if there are any good ways to replenish mana
>>[ ] Start getting ready

>>42527292
>>[ ] Ask if there are any good ways to replenish mana

;) Ay baby, replenish my mana through the my grounding rod.

>>42527292
>[ ] Ask if there are any good ways to replenish mana

>[ ] Start getting ready

>writing

"This is probably a stupid question, but does something like a mana potion exist?" You ask.
"God I wish" Jessica says. "No, you'll have to wait for it to recharge"

You groan. "So I get to feel shitty like this for the rest of the day?"

Jessica rolls her eyes, and hugs you. You feel a warmth entering you from wherever her skin touches yours. After a second or two, she steps back.

"Better?" She asks.
"Yeah" You say, and you mean it. "You don't feel tired now?"

"I didn't give you that much, and I've had more time to recharge than you" She says. "Expect that to be happening a lot. I'm not a champ anymore, so I'll have quite a bit of mana to spare"

"No more smooches?" You ask.

She gives you an incredulous look, and flicks your nipple. "Go get dressed" She says, as she turns and leaves the room.

As she goes, you check the time. It's 7:00.

It's getting hard to justify getting up this early after stayng up as late as you have been...

You check around. You still need to get dressed, shower, have breakfast, print your english essay... You'll have time for one more thing on top of all that.

>[ ] Talk with Kyla

>[ ] Morning excercises

>[ ] Study

>[ ] Magic practice

>[ ] Other

>>42527809
>>[ ] Magic practice
We on the war path now, gotta git gud.

>>42527809
>[ ] Talk with Kyla
If ever there was a time for mind shit talk

>>42527809
>>[ ] Morning excercises

>>42527809
>[ ] Talk with Kyla

>>42527809
>Talk with Kyla

Smiley, did we ever check for Claire's response to our text (from when we went to the cafe)?

If we haven't, that'd be something to check.

>>42527809
>[ ] Talk with Kyla

>>42527883
So, the King was the Tyrant? Wasn't expecting that.

>>42527916
yep check our phone

>>42527916
Eh its not important.

>>42527972
Irony is thick when the 'Good King' is chosen by a blatant Tyrant.

Assuming he truly was a good king.

Tyrant must've liked something.

>>42528047
With what Smiley's said (the King fucking puritan's wives during court), Tyrant might like people who take what they want.

>writing

Another thing to ask her: why wasn't she Creator's Champion?

Did Traitor 'snipe' her, too?

>>42528302
>traitor tricked her into ganking the king

Huh Traitor is going to trick Yui into shanking Saif. Or tell her that'll all be fine she can wish him back.

>>42528302
>>42528331
Relevant.

You rub your chest where Jessica flicked you, and turn back to Kyla. "Sit tight, I'm gonna get ready" You say.

Kyla nods.

You make quick work of showering, dressing, and printing off your essay, before pouring cereal for you and Kyla, and catfood for Moriarty.

"So you've got yourself a mana servant" Kyla says.
"A what?" You ask.
"Common practice among noble mages in my day was to have a few plebs around to supply you with mana" She says. "You didn't see that in my head? I would have used mine before going into the arena"

"No, I skipped a lot of that" You say.
"Oh" She says. "Well, that's basically what twinkle-tits proposed earlier"
"She isn't really a servant" You say.
"I'm just going off the closest thing I know" Kyla says. "Call it what you want"

>Questions for Kyla?

>>42528421
>King relationship/why was he Tyrant
>Why wasn't she Creator's champion.

>Calling Jessica a pleb
Kyla, never change lol

>>42528421
How are we gonna explain your new hot body to everyone?

>>42528510
Puberty hit her like a truck!

>>42528516
That's not gonna work. I can't tell if you're actually serious

>writing

>>42528608
She's Kyla's mother. I was lying. I totally banged her. Our daughter is adorable isn't she?

>>42528636
I don't think that makes sense with their relative ages

>>42528660
She's Kyla's sister.. Kyla. She's here to sort this whole mess out with her younger sister.

>>42528636
How would we explain tiny Kylas disappearance then?

>>42528510
Dude stop staring at my daughter. She's like 12 what the fuck.

We'll just pretend they're all pedophiles.

>>42528703
You know what. You figure it out.

I saw we just call her another name and pretend she's our girlfriend/other daughter.. something tutor? whatever.

She can't be a cousin or an aunt because everyone seems to be aware of our lack of family.

Remember, one of her deals is that everyone is so focused on how sexy she is that they don't think about the details.

Or, y'know, think.

>>42528787
I'm perfectly fine with this. Because that's likely to completely through anyone off track enough to forget about it.

"So how do we explain this?" You ask, pointing to her.

"I dunno. Make something up" She says. "Your last excuse was so paper thin that I'm surprised that it didn't blow over"
"It was alright" You say.
"It was bad" She says. "Who the hell just hands a teenage daughter to a highschooler?"
"Never underestimate the incompetence of the government" You say.

"Or the gullibility of your friends" She says. "Just tell them I hit puberty or something"

You raise an eyebrow at her.

"Oh... fine" She says. "Just don't invite them over for a while. I'll come up with something"
"Awesome" You say. "Now that that's done, there was something else I wanted to ask"
"Shoot" She says.
"Was your King the Tyrant?" You ask.
"He was" She says. "Tyrant picks people who can get people to do what they want them to do. The King excelled at that"

"I thought he picked jerks" You say.
"That tends to be the case most times, but he gets a good one every so often" She says.

"And why were you the Traitor's champion and not the Creator's?" You ask.
"The Creator wasn't about to throw one of his creations into the ring" She says. "He was actually pretty mad that I got chosen"

"And now?" You ask.
"He's an anus" She says. "Treats me like a disappointed parent because I locked him off my planet"
"Harsh" You say.
"Ah, fuck 'im" She says. "He had no problem with the wars people fought over me, or the HUGE amount of stress it put on me"

Kyla is fuming. Looks like that huge amount of stress hasn't quite worn away...

>[ ] You caused wars?

>[ ] Need a hug?

>[ ] Further questions?

>[ ] Other

>>42528821
We can't call her our girlfriend without claire freaking out and she's our age so we can't call her our daughter. And a tutor wouldn't live with us... yeah I don't see any good ways to explain it.

>>42528875
Indeed!

She's still short, she just clearly hit puberty before Yui did.

>>42528924
>[ ] Need a hug?

>>42528937
How about a room mate?

>>42528924
>[ ] Need a hug?
"You should vent that out sometime."

Can't really think of any other questions for now.

>>42528924
>[ ] You caused wars?

>[ ] Need a hug?

>>42528924
>[ ] Need a hug?
Can totally work out all that stress. You know. Like last night. Before you fell asleep. It's totally an option.


>So What's my next costume gonna be?


>>42528937
Fuck buddy. Claire and Abby seem to be fine with that

>>42529000
She's probably Helen of Troy.

>>42529018
Claire was only cool with us banging Abby once she confirmed that it wasn't gonna continue

>>42528937
Meh personally don't care what Claire thinks but I guessssssssssssssssss Saif might.

>>42529018
>Costume
Hmmm... We could do with something that goes with the sword (and possibly the tablet).

>>42529042
He does indeed, can't stop roleplaying now

>>42529041
Just be honest to them all

We are controlled by a bunch of anonymous people on the internet, and we want them all to be in our harem

>>42529042
Maybe. He's been a total manwhore since the date though so he must not care very much.

>writing

>>42529135
To be fair Jess and Kyla are pretty top tier.

>>42529135
Mostly because of Waifu wars

>>42529153
Kyla quickly became best girl in my opinion.

>>42529157
Its not really a war if everyone is for it except one or two people.

I've seen wars man. This hasn't had one yet.

>>42529169
That she is.

>>42529169
Eh, it's because the others haven't had as much development. The whole made by a god thing still throws me off a bit

>>42529192
I really don't see how the fact that she was made by a god could ever be considered a bad thing.

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>>42529169
I'm for the through dick, unity side of things personally.

>>42529135
To be fair, Jessica jumping on him isn't him ACTIVELY manwhoring; he doesn't encourage her beyond poking fun at her for it.

>>42529182
To be fair we turned Abby down at first, then everyone said fuck it.

>>42529230
>implying we won't bang her as soon as we turn 18

>>42529238
That thread was a fucking nightmare.

>>42529291
Meh I've seen worse.

>>42529307
There have been worse, certainly, but that doesn't mean it didn't suck.

>>42529291
>>42529307
Not our best moment, we did get a sweet pastebin though. I was originally on team Claire but now I say we check off the list.

>>42529345
I liked abigail just fine. I liked how butthurt some people got about her even more.

You move next to Kyla and wrap her in a tight hug.

"Are we getting weird?" She asks.
"You looked like you could use a hug" You say.
Kyla sighs, and wraps her arms around your waist. "I suppose I could..." She says.

"I remember Jessica saying something about wars being fought over you" You say.
"The story says that the clever king used the sword to strike down the wise and strong kings... it doesn't say how long it took him" She says.

"You said you were about 2 years old... how long did it take?" You ask.
"A little over a year and a half" She says. "The wise king was smart enough to stay out of it, but the strong king pretty much locked me in his castle until my King whupped his ass"

"Sounds like a fun time" You say.
"It was... hospitable" She says. "But restrictive. The way he coveted me made me sick, and the fact that my maker did nothing made me angry"

"So you went in with a hate-on for the gods" You say.
"That's why my king and I planned to become god and archon" She says. "We were going to watch over the Earth together and now i can't even manage it on my own..."

>[ ] Ask if you could become her Archon when this is over

>[ ] Ask if she's ever thought of ending her vigil

>[ ] Try to cheer her up

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>>42529425
>>[ ] Try to cheer her up
These options

>>42529425
>[ ] Ask if she's ever thought of ending her vigil

>>42529425
>[ ] Try to cheer her up

>>42529425
>[ ] Try to cheer her up
>[ ] Ask if she's ever thought of ending her vigil

>>42529425
>[ ] Try to cheer her up
"Hey when we win this thing, it'll get a hell of a lot easier. Maybe you won't have to watch over it anymore. I'm not really sure how it works."

>>42529461
Right?

>>42529425
>[ ] Try to cheer her up
Well it's cool. You've totally got friends now so you can come down and party and shit.

I mean I don't know how long I'll live for.. but Time mage kinda makes it sound like I might have a while.
>[ ] Ask if she's ever thought of ending her vigil

I don't think we're.. in that good with her to be the Archon? I'm not entirely sure what that is.

>>42529514
I'm guessing it's along the 'representative whose voice is his lord's' vein.

>writing

>>42529568
Oh we could totally be her pope. That's way less fucked up than I had assumed.

"Hey, you're doing fine" You say, hugging her a little tighter and rubbing her back. "The people here don't even think that gods exist anymore, and your taste in champions is impeccable"

"I wasn't even going to pick you" She says.
"Okay, then your last minute taste in champions is impeccable" You say. "Once I've bagged this Blood Moon, then you won't have to worry about outside interference ever again"

Kyla snorts. "Then it's just me and eternity" She says. "How cheery"
"Then come down and visit every now and then" You say.
"I used to" She says. "I'd make friends... but I'm immortal and they weren't"
"You can't elect someone else as an Archon?" You ask. "What is an Archon anyway?"

"It's basically a co-god" She says. "They mostly handle decrees and shit"
"Yeah, so you can't just pick another Archon?" You ask.
"Find me someone who I'd have to spend the rest of eternity with" She says. "And I'll tell you why it's probably a bad idea"

"Well damn" You say. "Sounds like there is no happy end here"
"I noticed" She says.
"Have you ever considered giving it up?" You ask.
"What?" She replies, looking up at you with wide eyes.

"Giving it up" You say. "Throwing in the towel. Deciding that Eternity is a long time and you don't want to spend it alone"

Kyla smacks you across the face. "You think I haven't?" She asks. "Every. Single. Day?"

Ow. Shit, this girl can slap.

"You SAW what happened! You KNOW what happened! How can you even ask me that?" She asks.

>[ ] Apologize

>[ ] Because you're miserable

>[ ] Other

>>42529888
>[ ] Because you're miserable
...
>[ ] Apologize
Probably overstepped there but still.

>>42529888
>>[ ] Because you're miserable
Then
>>[ ] Apologize

>>42529888
Slap this bitch. Keep your emotions in check god-whore.

>>42529888
>[ ] Apologize

>[ ] Because you're miserable

>Because I care? That's what friends do, right?

>>42529888
>[ ] Apologize

>[ ] Because you're miserable

>>42529888
>[ ] Apologize
I didn't really know him... but he probably wouldn't want you to be sad forever right?

>>42529888
"Do you know the suicide rate in this country?. i would be lying to say i have not thought about it myself during some low points. call it curiosity can a god even think like that?"

>>42529888
>[ ] Because you're miserable
This whole god business is jack anyway. Not that I'm against being her co-op pal but the whole thing is kinda lame.

>>42529994
Is the suicide rate in Canada high?

>>42529994
What does suicide have to do with this?

>writing

>>42530012
70% percent of teens in canada have attempted it at least once and failed, 40% have thought about it.
>>42530068
What in the fuck would you call giving up Eternal life?

>>42529888
I'd like to point out if we permanently expel all gods shes already set the precident that gods are inherently a bad thing. What better way to reinforce it than to revoke her own godhood, hell, do it publically in front of her own church, it'd make her an even bigger symbol before and she wouldn't even have to ever boss anyone around, or have anyone try and fail to interpret her ideas, because she could just call them an idiot as she was pretty damn clear.

>>42530114
60% and 30% sorry.

>>42530117
She needs to be a god to keep the gods out.

The only thing keeping them off Earth is the fact that she claimed it as her turf, and anyone who trespasses there is technically challenging her.

Which, if you remember, gods lose their immortality when they challenge another god

>>42529888
>[ ] Because you're miserable
>[ ] Apologize

"Because you're miserable" You say. "Fuck, Kyla. You were barely alive for 2 years"
"And?" She asks.

"You spent a year and a half of that pent up. And I can assume that a good portion of the remainder was used up by the blood moon" You say. "You've been around for ten thousand years, yeah. But how many of those have you actually lived?"

"Do you have any idea how incredibly... just..."

"I want an answer to that question, Kyla" You say.
"None" She says. "Fine. You win. I never got to live. You know why?"

"Because gods are dicks?" You ask.
"EXACTLY" She says. "I have not ONCE been able to get away fro that! It's followed me from the moment I was born all the way to now!"

"It hasn't followed you. You've been carrying it" You say. "Say what you will about freedom and divine bullshit, but even i can recognize a grudge when I see one"

Kyla shakes, like she's going to burst at any second. "You should get going. You're going to be late" She says.

At first, you think she's just trying to end the argument. But then you check your watch.

Oh fuck, you are going to be late...

You sigh. "For what it's worth... I'm sorry" You say. "I'm still your friend, and I'll still see this Blood Moon to the end. Just... think about what you want. Okay?"

"I know wh-"
You put a finger to her lips. "Not what's best for the world, or how bad the gods have fucked you over. I want you to think about what you want" You say. "Eternity is a long time, Kyla. Even longer with a burden like yours, and longer still when you're carrying it alone"

Kyla's anger falls away, leaving her looking sad. "F-... fine..." She says.
You hug her again. "I'll see you in a bit" You say

>>42530462
Wait, so if gods are mortal if they fight each other, does that mean a third party could snipe out a god mid duel? Because I could see quite a few scenerios where Kyla challenges every god ever at once and then ambushes them with a whole bunch of angry wizards.

That's all for tonight!

Next thread will probably be either tomorrow or Thursday.

As always I'll be sticking around for questions and suggestions!

>>42530562
Thanks boss.

>>42530562
Thanks for running boss, see ya next time.

>>42530543
That god would lose their immortality as well.

And even when mortal, they still have a substantial amount of power.

And a challenge must be accepted. At the moment, the Earth exists as something of a permanent challenge. You fuck with it, you are accepting the challenge issued by the guardian.

The main reason why no one has fucked with it (aside from the Blood Moon) is because immortals hold their lives very dear.

>>42530562
Great thread, Smiley!

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>>42530562
Thanks for the run as always boss. Are you going to expand the base boss?

>>42530587
>Shadowruns intensify

Hey guys, anyone think we should invite all of these gods to a certain wedding? A red wedding

>>42530611
Well I mean we only know the traitor
but how great would it be to back stab her.