https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIvncWqDMpA>This quest is pretty much a sequel to DBZ Human Quest, which is archived on suptg. >You play as Kaguya, an eighteen year old human male.>Decisions are made by voting on options provided at the end of each update. I will typically accept writeins for action/dialogue, but will disregard votes I suspect to be trolling.>There is a ten minute interval to vote after each update, with the option to receive the most votes winning. If there's a tie when ten minutes are up, then the next tied option to receive a vote wins.>People can be revived with the Dragonballs, but most of the cast has been resurrected by this point, so be careful. But, have fun!Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=dbz+human+quest+super
Mr. Satan has done the impossible. He has defeated the God of Destruction, Lord Beerus, in a game of rock paper scissors. "You're the best! Hail Satan!" you cheer before running over to Yamcha. "Great news!" he tells you. "Bulma has all of the Dragonballs collected, and they're on the ship!"Thank Kami. Everything seems to be turning out okay.A massive jet of water shoots up in the distance, and you see a pink figure rise from beneath the waves. A red glow surrounds him, and the sky begins to darken.Majin Buu is ready for round three."No...dammit, we were so close!" Vegeta curses as the pink creature continues to gather power. Beerus looks over at Buu in annoyance. "I know I promised not to destroy your world, but if that creature attacks me again, I'm going to have to go back on my word.">A. Attack Buu>B. Beg Beerus not to>C. Rush over to Buu and try to talk him out of attacking>D. Dialogue writein>E. Something else
Time to instant transmission Buu away until he can calm down.Maybe into chocolate factory?
>>42566732You need to be able to sense energy there to teleport to it
>>42566717>C. Rush over to Buu and try to talk him out of attackingBegin to stall him a bit while we start locating Shin's and Kabito's energy signal then IT there.
>>42566750Then to otherworld?We can tell the Kais about Beerus.
>>42566778And by that I mean grab Buu and IT there the instant we located them and then probably work on calming him down.
>>42566778You mean the place Beerus will soon be visiting?
>>42566717>C. Rush over to Buu and try to talk him out of attacking
>>42566816Ah. Then to Killer Carrot's world then.Thats the only o e we didn't blow up or embargo.
>>42566860You brought him back to Earth
Also learning instantaneous transmission would be helpful.None of this ki locking on business.
>>42566890I'd say Cell Jr but he could be flying through space and we'd asphyxiate or something.
>>42566816>>42566816Wait he's still going there?Then might as well calm him down. "Buu do not attack him, otherwise you'll be hurting our family and friends if you do. You don't want to hurt my family do you?"Lets see if 16's lessons paid off
>>42566890Where's Goku? Can we It him there or is he already close by?
>>42566778You rush over to Buu, instinctively gathering your own energy as you approach. Your power is greater than his, but his regenerative abilities and magic would make a battle with him extremely difficult.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ufq0OBvg2k"Buu, do not attack him!" you warn. "Otherwi-""GET OUT BUU'S WAY!" he shouts, sending out a burst of energy that pushes you back.Lightning flashes across the sky, and thunder booms all around you. Glancing back at the boat, you see Beerus slowly beginning to rise, a purple glow surrounding him that makes your heart leap into your throat.Buu finishes gathering his energy, his eyes opening and an evil look appearing on his face. You know he's about to attack Beerus with everything he has, and that it won't be anywhere near enough. Beerus will effortlessly beat Buu yet again, then turn his anger on your world.>A. Attack Buu>B. Attack Beerus>C. Grab Buu and teleport him somewhere else (specify)>D. Dialogue writein>E. Get out of Buu's way>F. Something else
>>42567052>C. Grab Buu and teleport him somewhere else To Goku but if he's already close, then to Cell Jr.
>>42567052>C. Grab Buu and teleport him somewhere else (specify)Goku, might as well stall if he's close by then we have to fight Buu
>>42567052>C. Grab Buu and teleport him somewhere else (specify)If Goku is far away still (ideally off-planet) then teleport to him. Otherwise we need to teleport to King Kai's, have him give us a planet that's mostly uninhabited and hope we can TP Buu to it before he blows up King Kai's place.Do we know how to teleport to the land of the Kais? That might be the best spot to fight Buu at.
>>42567250Beerus was heading to Shin's planet, he would get there in 3 minutes if we IT'd Buu there.
Beerus and Whis are going to the Kai's next.It'll only take them three minutes.So we'd only have less than that amount of time to keep Buu calm.
>>42567279I thought the 3 minute timer was because those three were on King Kai's place, not Shin's planet.
>>42567334That was yesterday
>>42567344Two days ago. It was during the bachelor party. Wedding was yesterday.
Back, update incoming
>>42567250You reach out and grab Buu, sensing for an energy signature to go to. You sense Goku and Nappa far away, and teleport to them via Instant Transmission, only to see them vanish a moment later through the same method.Buu breaks free of your grip, blowing steam from his head and stomping with enough force to make nearby trees fall. The two of you are in the forest not far from Goku's home. Here, you are far from Beerus.Of course, a raging Buu is its own problem.>A. Attack Buu>B. Go on the defensive in case he attacks>C. Something else>D. Dialogue writein
>>42568187>>C. Something else"Calm the fuck down nigga, for real."
>>42568187>B and "Mr. Satan beat him Buu. He promised to stop fighting."
>>42568187>>42568187>B. Go on the defensive in case he attacks>C. Something elseStart backing away even further from Goku's home>D. Dialogue writein"Buu calm down! and explain what happened to cause you to start the fight with Beerus. If you had attacked him again then you would have thrown away Mr. Satan's efforts in beating Beerus"
>>42568187Did Hercule ever tell Buu not to get angry in this universe?Because angry Buu can make Evil Buu who can make Super Buu which can lead to Kid Buu.
>>42568445You already had evil Buu.
>>4256844516 and Hercule did that.
>>42568276"Mr. Satan beat him, Buu!" you explain, dropping into a defensive stance. "Beerus promised to stop fighting.""Mr. Satan beat him?" Buu asks, his voice sounding normal. "He give kitty-man big owwie?"You decide not to correct him on that one, and just repeat that Mr. Satan defeated Beerus and got him to stop fighting. "Oh....okay!" Buu says, the smile returning to his face. You hear his stomach rumble, and he frowns once again. "Buu hungry! Want food!">A. Take him back to the party>B. Tell him he can have food if he promises not to start any fights>C. Something else>D. Dialogue writein
>>42568603>B. Tell him he can have food if he promises not to start any fights"I'll even make you some my mom's stew if you behave well when we go back to the party">A. Take him back to the party
>>42568603>B. Tell him he can have food if he promises not to start any fights>A. Take him back to the party
>>42568603>A. Take him back to the party>B. Tell him he can have food if he promises not to start any fightsLets hope Goku and Nappa haven't started a fight
>>42568645>>42568692"You can have food if you promise not to start any fights," you tell him. "I'll even make you some of my mom's famous stew after the party if you behave.""Okay!" Buu agrees, seeming to be back to his old cheerful self. "We go back to party now, okay?"You nod, placing a hand on Buu's shoulder and teleporting him with you back to the party. Everything is somewhat peaceful, though there's an air of worry hanging over everything. Beerus and Whis are absent, but Goku and Nappa have taken their places, discussing what's happened with the others. Sixteen and Mr. Satan look over at Buu with concern, but visibly relax when they see that he's calmed down. Videl comes running over to you."Beerus and Whis are gone," she tells you. "They're going to ask the Kais about this Super Saiyan God thing. We were going to use the Dragonballs to ask Shenron, but...">A. But what>B. Ask if Shenron couldn't do it>C. Stay quiet>D. Dialogue writein>E. Something else
>>42568904>A. But what>D. Dialogue writein"It's not like someone stole the dragonballs right?"
>>42568904>B. Ask if Shenron couldn't do it
>>42568904>A. But what
>>42568978"But what?" you ask. "It's not like someone stole the Dragonballs, right?"Videl laughs nervously.Well, that's not good."Yamcha brought the Dragonballs up to the deck so we could try summoning Shenron," Videl explains. "We were explaining them to Lord Beerus, but when we turned back to use them, they'd vanished."She looks around. "We can't find them anywhere on the ship. And Beerus was not happy to hear that. He just left for King Kai's world, and said he'd be back.""I really hope the Kais know about this Super Saiyan God thing," Bulma comments.>A. You too>B. Ask if anyone has a Dragon Radar>C. Search the ship>D. Dialogue writein>E. Something else
>>42569091>A. You too>B. Ask if anyone has a Dragon Radar
>>42569091>B and if not C and detect for any power levels that aren't people we know
>>42569091>A. You too>B. Ask if anyone has a Dragon Radar>D. Dialogue writein"Well was there anyone on the ship we don't know about? They might have jumped off the ship if they had a capsule with a boat ready if the dragonballs arn't on the ship."
>>42569091Can't be the shadow dragons.They make a big fuss.Pilaf?
>>42569185Pilaf? No there are only children here.
>>42569114"I do too," you comment, searching for any new power levels on the ship. You sense nothing."Does anyone have a Dragon Radar?" you ask."I just sent Vegeta off to get ours from home," Bulma tells you. "It shouldn't take him more than a few minutes.""Well, was there anyone on the ship we don't know about?" you ask. "I didn't see anyone," Bulma tells you.Most of the others say the same, until the kids speak up."There were those three kids we saved from the ocean," Goten tells you."What kids?" Bulma asks."We saw three kids stuck on the side of the boat being attacked by a shark," Drake explains. "So we brought them up and gave them some food.">A. Ask what happened to the kids>B. Ask what the kids looked like>C. Ask if they asked about the Dragonballs>D. Dialogue writein>E. Something else
>>42569091>A. You too>B. Ask if anyone has a Dragon RadarStart sensing for ki that we don't know either on the ship or close to it.
>>42569268>A. Ask what happened to the kids>B. Ask what the kids looked like>D. Dialogue writein"What were kid's doing out on a boat in the middle of the sea out here? We're there parents not with them?"
>>42569268>A. Ask what happened to the kids>B. Ask what the kids looked like>C. Ask if they asked about the Dragonballs
>>42569268Can you sense their energy and take us to them?
>>42569268>A. Ask what happened to the kids>B. Ask what the kids looked like>C. Ask if they asked about the DragonballsAsk if children if they know what their energy felt like, start sensing for any ki far from the boat or near it.
>>42569268>>C. Ask if they asked about the Dragonballs>B. Ask what the kids looked like
>>42569309>>42569310>>42569361"What happened to the kids?" you ask."I don't know," Goten answers, turning and pointing to a spot not far from the food stands. "They were there not too long ago.""What did they look like?" you ask."Well, one was a girl with black hair," Cabba tells you. "And there was some kind of dog ninja with her.""And some blue talking monkey," Trunks adds. "Talking monkey?" Bulma asks in disbelief."Guys, come on, this is serious," Gohan tells the kids."We're telling the truth!" Goten swears.Drake nods. "Yeah. And they argued a lot about whether or not to eat. They kept calling the monkey "emperor" and begging him to just stop being stubborn and have some food.""Did they ask about the Dragonballs?" you ask."No," Drake answers. "They thanked us for helping them, then thanked us for the food.""They kind of freaked out when they saw Goten," Trunks comments."Oh yeah, that was weird," Cabba adds.>A. Try sensing for any energy>B. Tell everyone to search the ship>C. Wait for Vegeta to get back with the Dragon Radar>D. Dialogue writein>E. Something else
>>42569472>A. Try sensing for any energy>D. Dialogue writein"Might be a good idea to sense for their ki either on the ship or away from it"
>>42569472>A. Try sensing for any energy
>>42569472>A. Try sensing for any energy>B. Tell everyone to search the ship>D. Dialogue writein"Was there anything else missing besides the dragonballs?"
>>42569472>fly above the ship and look for any boats and suggest the kids search the ship for those other kids
>>42569472Ask the gang if they know any Emperors.Specifically Bulma, Goku and Yamcha.
>>42569512>>42569552>>42569642>>42569650>>42569682You decide to try sensing for energy, but can't feel anything other than your friends. The massive amount of energy output by all of them being together might be masking the smaller energy levels of these children, or maybe they're just way too far away."Anybody know any emperors?" you ask."Well, Vegeta and I killed a few," Nappa tells you, though his wife quickly explains that that isn't what you meant."Well there was Emperor Pilaf," Goku comments, tilting his head and tapping his chin.Emperor Pilaf.You remember the day you found Olibu's shrine. You encountered a bickering trio deep in the forest, the leader of which identified himself as Emperor Pilaf. That same trio broke into your house once, and Emperor Pilaf ate your stake.You remember."Was anything else stolen, besides the Dragonballs?" you ask."I don't think so," Bulma answers. "And the Dragonballs are what's important."After instructing the children to search the ship, you take to the sky, looking around for any sign of the three. It doesn't take too long for you to stop a small shape in the distance, slowly getting further away.>A. Fly towards the shape>B. Ignore it, it's probably nothing>C. Something else>D. Dialogue writein
>>42569811>A. Fly towards the shape
>>42569811Check it out at least.
>>42569811>A. Fly towards the shapeAfter that mysterious shape thats moving
>>42569852You fly towards the shape, finding it to be a tiny, rundown rowboat that looks like it could sink at any moment. Three people sit in the boat, all of them child sized. One is some sort of dog creature in purple, while another is a young girl with long black hair. And, of course, the final one is a tiny blue creature with big ears and a loud voice that commands the other two to row.>A. Ask who they are>B. Ask what they're doing>C. Tell them to give back the Dragonballs>D. Dialogue writein>E. Something else
>>42569982>E. Something elsePick up rowboat and fly it back to the cruise ship.Do these on the way back:>A. Ask who they are>B. Ask what they're doing
>>42569982>A. Ask who they are>B. Ask what they're doing>E. Something elseGrab the boat and fly or IT back to the ship with kids and the dragonballs.
>>42569982Lift the boat up telekknetically.>Pilaf! I haven't forgotten about that steak!
>>42569998>>42570011You swoop down, picking up the boat and turning back towards the cruise ship."Ah! What just happened?" Pilaf screams. "We're flying!"You see the dog-boy and little girl peak off the side of the boat. Their faces go white and they immediately move back to the center."Someone's carrying us!" the dog-boy tells Pilaf."What?!" Pilaf demands. "It's not that spikey-haired brat, is it?!"Pilaf looks over the side, and you look back at him."Who are you guys?" you demand. "And what are you doing?""I'm Emperor Pilaf! And what's the big idea picking up my boat like this?!" he demands. "Put me down this instant!""Uh...sir, I don't think that's a good idea," the little girl tells him. "We're up pretty high.""What?" Pilaf asks, looking down. "Oh...yeah."He laughs nervously, moving to the center of the boat with the others. The trio remain relatively silent as you carry their boat back to the cruise ship, setting it down on the deck."Boss...we're back on the ship," the dog-boy observes."I can see that!" Pilaf snaps."Huh, you know, it's funny," Bulma comments, looking at the trio. "That little boy does look just like Emperor Pilaf."The three stop and stare at Bulma, their eyes widening and sweat dripping down their faces. Goku steps next to Bulma, and they look ready to faint."Yeah, but he's too little, even to be Emperor Pilaf," Goku comments with a little chuckle."That spikey hair...." the dog-boy whispers."Those innocent eyes...." the little girl adds."That laugh...." Pilaf chimes in."It's very familiar...." the three say together.>A. Ask the three if they remember you>B. Mention the steak>C. Tell them to give back the Dragonballs>D. Dialogue writein>E. Ask why they look so young>F. Something else
>>42570252>B. Mention the steakThen>F. Something elseRampage+Skybreaker them.VENGEANCE.
>>42570252>B. Mention the steakMotherfuckers better remember>E. Ask why they look so young
>>42570252>A. Ask the three if they remember you>B. Mention the steak>E. Ask why they look so young>C. Tell them to give back the Dragonballs>D. Dialogue writein"Well I would have Krillin here arrest you three for stealing the dragonballs and for breaking into my house and eating my steak those many years ago. But since your not adults anymore, but children now I think I have a better punishment for you three" Start giving them spankings and after their punishment say they can enjoy the party as long as they don't cause anymore trouble.Might as well start getting good at parenting a bit early.
>>42570279>>42570252this tbh fam
>>42570252>A. Ask the three if they remember you>B. Mention the steak>C. Tell them to give back the Dragonballs>E. Ask why they look so young
>>42570320Seems fun, seconding.
>>42570252>B. Mention the steak"Remember that steak you ate on a rural farm? And that kid who was like 10 and caught you red-handed, and threw you out of his home?">C. Tell them to give back the Dragonballs"If you have them, give them back now."
>>42570297>>42570320>>42570328>>42570378"Do you three remember me?" you ask the trio."You?" Pilaf asks, turning towards you. "Should we?""Remember that steak you stole from a farm?" you ask. "And the kid who caught you red-handed and threw you out of his house.""Oh crap!" Pilaf shouts, looking ready to piss himself. "You too?!""What's with all of these crazy strong kids being here right now?" the dog-boy asks. "How long have they known each other?" the girl asks. "This doesn't make any sense. What are the chances we'd run into all three of these people at once?""It's a conspiracy, I tell you," the dog-boy replies."Why do you three look so young?" you ask."W-well, you see..." Pilaf starts. "We made a wish on the Dragonballs about six months ago.""And when the Dragon asked our wish, Emperor Pilaf said "Shenron, please make us young again!" And now we're little kids," the girl explains."I stand by that," Pilaf tells her. "There's no sense in world domination if you're too old and wrinkly to enjoy it.""I understand that," the girl says. "But did you have to make us this young?""Hey, I'm not complaining," the dog-ninja chimes in. "When you're measuring your life in dog years, you need all of the youth you can get."You clear your throat. "Look, if you have the Dragonballs, give them back now.""The Dragonballs?" the three ask at once.Pilaf laughs. "Ha! I told you two they were on this ship! You see? And you doubted my genius!" "We're sorry, emperor," the other two tell him.>A. Ask him if that means he didn't steal them>B. Ask if there were any other suspicious people on the ship>C. Wait for Vegeta to get back>D. Dialogue writein>E. Something else
>>42570668>A. Ask him if that means he didn't steal them"Wait are you saying you three weren't the ones to take them?">B. Ask if there were any other suspicious people on the ship
>>42570668>A. Ask him if that means he didn't steal them>B. Ask if there were any other suspicious people on the ship
>>42570668Wait. If you didn't know about the dragon balls....Cell Jr must have stopped time and snagged them..Or it was Red Herring!
>>42570722"Wait, are you saying that you three weren't the ones to take them?" you ask."That's right," Pilaf answers."Guys, were there any more suspicious people on the ship?" you ask your friends.The collective answer is that none of them saw anything. "So, we need to wait for Vegeta to get back with the radar," Piccolo says."Radar? Oh, I have one of those," Pilaf announces, pulling a device from his pocket. "Let's see here...hmm, the Dragonballs got pretty far from here. They're in the mountains near North City.">To be continuedThat's it for tonight, guys. Next update should be tomorrow.Follow me @qmdralo to see when the next thread is up.I'll stick around to chat/answer questions for a while
>>42570878So what's going on the Supreme Kai's planet?
>>42570948A lot pants-pissing
>>42570878So we about to meet those missing androids that Gero made?
>>42570977So what happened while we were gone with Buu?
>>42571005Maybe>>42571039Balls got swiped, Beerus left, Vegeta took off to get the radar
Would Vegeta's solution to this involve killing Dende, and then wishing him back using Namek.