>make a thread to tell people to wait until you have time to make a thread

You should just wait until you have time to make a thread.

>>42655535
This will be the thread, just starting late that's all.

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>>42655556
Not even the delete button can save you from looking like an idiot.

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Now we ended with A482 being lead away to The Checkup room after we asked him some questions.

Breakfast is now over and we have to choose where we will go for activity time.

>What do you do?
>Go to The Interaction Room
>Go to The Yard
>Go to The Cell
>Other?

Returning to cell would be ending the day until Dr. Ricards has his appointment with you, and will allow you to choose class and more.
The rest of the stuff, you can find out when you go there.

>>42655700
oh sweet jesus.

>>42655750
We're going to the yard, brother. The yard is where we will thrive.

>>42655750
>the yard
The yard has flowers. And lots of weeds. I like the yard.

>>42655809
>>42655882
Writing to get us started up.

>>42655750
>>Go to The Yard
>that graffiti
I liked that DLC, but honestly, Point Lookout was a hell of a lot more scary.

>Go to The Yard

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Deciding that a bit of fresh air would be best you make your way to the door leading to The Yard. While you may not know the exact layout of the place....let alone why you are even here... you can still read signs thankfully. It takes you about 2 minutes to shuffle past the slower moving patients, but you eventually make your way outside.

There aren't that many other patients out here, and those that are do not seem all that lucid to really tell the difference. There are some staff and some more self sufficent patients tending a garden, but most are stumbling around the grassy yard, staring blankly at the space around them.

There are some trees in the east-most corner, a sand-pit like area northern-most area, and a flower garden beside the vegetable one.

>What do you do?
>Go the garden
>The blank-eyed invalids
>The sand-pit
>The trees.
>Go somewhere else?
>Other?

>>42656209
>Speak with the trees.

>>42656209
The trees, I say. For all we know we're being held against our will. Learning how to climb trees may save our lives.

>>42656234
It's rude to climb on unfamiliar tree. First we should become friends with it.

>>42656209
Talk to the butterflies, for they hold the secret to flight, and for the right price, they might be persuaded to teach you their skills.

>>42656234
>>42656231
Writing

>>42656209
>The sand pit.
Build a tiny house for the natives.

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Walking towards the trees you look up to the the high branches that are gently swaying in the wind. You single out out the largest tree and begin to walk around its thick base until you almost get bored then..
...Wait a sec...

What's that?

There seems to be a face of an old man carved into the base of the trunk, graffiti or unsupervised art project; who are you to judge? Whoever made it obviously took a measure of time and care to make sure ever detail was perfect, but it must of been done a while ago as moss has covered it... had you not been looking for something you probably would have missed it. It is a wonder to who carved it, as patients probably can't have sharp objects.

Just messing around you speak to the carved face.
"How are you doing, haha... I really must be crazy. One day in here and I'm already talking to trees."

"TWTCHTHC!" Comes from the hole in the mouth of the tree. You jump nearly ten feet in the air as a gigantic beetle crawls from the mouth, staring at you.

>What do you do?
>Smash beetle, roll 1d100
>Pick beetle up, roll 1d100
>Other?

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>42656554
>>Pick beetle up, roll 1d100
Unless its a stink bug, because FUCK STINK BUGS.

In fact, rolling for stink bug.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>42656554
>Politely greet beetle.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>42656554
Pick up the beetle!

>>42656554
>>Pick beetle up, roll 1d100
HAIL OUR BEETLE OVERLORDS, FEEBLE MINDED PLEBLIANS

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>42656690
Shit, forgot dice...

>>42656608
Writing.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>42656554
>pick beetle up

You reach down and hold your hand out, expectantly waiting for the beetle to walk onto your hand.

The beetle cautiously stares at your hand and slowly....ever so slowly.... steps onto your hand. The beetle walks around your palm, clacking its mandibles until it settles between your middle and ring finger. You hold your breath hoping it won't bite you, and if it does that it isn't venomous.

Then suddenly the beetle lifts up its hind end, and sprays a yellow liquid on your arm. At first you are confused.... until you breath through your nose.
"Ah hell, THAT FUCKING STINKS!" You yell, drawing the gaze of many of the other patients in the yard, but the staff don't seem concerned as they are used to such things.

The beetle has remained still, continuing to stare at you, expectantly.

>What do you do?
>Smash beetle 1d100
>Pet it 1d100
>Talk to it 1d00
>Other

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>42656949
>Put it in the sand
You act like a bitch, you die like a bitch.

>>42656949
Can't seem to get image to co-operate, this is what beetle looks like http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=%2bdevils+coach+horse&FORM=RCIR

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>42656949
>Talk to it.
"Nice weather today, isn't it?"

If nobody will break tie, I will roll 1d2 for it and then accept the roll... just saying.

>>42656949
Shake hands with a staff member, acting like a crazy person, with the bug in our palm. Stink his hand like a motherfucker.

>>42657200
Guess it's a 1d3 now...

>>42657374
Well... I just gonna wait for more votes.

>>42657374
This, if we can find the biggest asshole out of all of the staff.

>>42657447
That would probably be Johnson, but he is inside. So unless you want to smuggle it in...

>>42657503
Sure, why not. Buggy can try to redeem himself by stinking up Johnson's office, or hand, or labcoat, or whatever.

>>42657540
If you want it, roll d100

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>42657577
Here goes!

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>42657577

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>42657577
Ok, i'll support it, then

>>42657654
Jesus Christ, anon, where'd we put the bug?

>>42657674
So, our bug from hell will kill Johnson?

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>>42657654
WELL THEN...I ASSUME YOU WANT TO USE THIS?
Here is the bug if you didn't look it up

>>42657747
Yep, use it on Johnson.

>>42656554
>must of been
this sets of my inner grammar nazi like nothing else
it should be >must have

>>42657761
Writing

>>42657747
That's going up our ass!

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WIth a grimace you close your palm around the beetle and walk back inside the building. Thankfully it seems content to sit still and wait inside your hand, seemingly waiting. Now what to do with your new found associate....hmm?

"Hey A379? What have you been up to recently?" Round the corner comes Johnson, smile stretched across his face. With the knowledge from A482, that once friendly or excited twinkle within Johnson's eyes that once seemed to be coming from the love of his work now seems to originate from the urges of a man who enjoys performing cronic and sustained cruelty on those who can't do much about it.

You extend your hand to him, not saying a word. Johnson looks down into your palm.
"Hmmm, what's that you got there-OH GOD!" He screams as your companion releases his stink attack .... right into Johnson's eyes.

Johnson begins to scream in pain, and flails around on the ground begging for help... but something strange is happening.
His face is red and inflamed and his screams become more and more strained, his hands are grasping at his throat...
You notice a little bracelet around his wrist with a wierd red * symbol...
>Johnson is going having an allergic reaction
>What do?
>Go get help
>Do nothing
>Leave
>Other (write in)

>>42658207
>Masturbate while watching Johnson dying.

>>42658207
FEAST UPON THE UNWORTHY ONE'S FLESH, O BEETLELORD, FOR TONIGHT WE ESCAPE!

Seriously, though, drag him to a guard feet first after we ditch beetlelord in a safe place.

>>42658264
Stay Classy /tg/

COUGH Karma system cough

>>42658304
We don't need to be put into solitary just yet, let's at least make a token effort.

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Passing out again guys.
Terribly sorry about not running as long as I should, got to make that money to pay for house en shit, I will probably run Wednesday, check Twitter. Twitter is @GrunlingShroom

>>42658207
>Go get help