You hold up your hands placatingly. “Okay, okay. I...”Shoukaku cocks her head as you pause meaningfully. “What?”“Sorry, the irony hit me all at OW!” She fingershakes with the same hand she used to smack you upside the head, smiling sweetly. “Careful, Admiral. If Kaga hears you she might turn so red that she stops traffic. So, who are you taking?” “Well,” you say, turning to scan the party - only to find Arizona standing right next to you. “Oh,” you say. “Oh,” Shoukaku says.The slender redhead tilts her head slightly, a silent question.“Yes,” you reply. “Best get going.”She raises an eyebrow quizzically. “... um,” you reply. You need to find Goto, but if he's smart he threw his phone into Tokyo bay - D/F loop antennas was standard equipment on any ship even in the 40s. >Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?>Find someone or something that knows his habits better than you do, track him down that way.>Just follow the Kongou spoor.
>>42689268>>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?
>>42689268>Just follow the Kongou spoor.
>>42689268>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?Oi you fucker, drop the CMANO for a few hours and focus on updates!>>42689287Once again, rekt by >>42689284
>>42689268>>Just follow the Kongou spoor.
>>42689268>Just follow the Kongou spoor.>>42689287 You suck at this whole first post thing.
>>42689268>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?
>>42689268>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?So. Planefag. Guess what I removed form my window well today?
>>42689287THE NEW PANZERHEXEN
>>42689268>>Just follow the Kongou spoor.She knows Goto better than anyone. What can go wrong?
>>42689268>>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?Hes probably hiding in a closet like when he hears the kettle whistle.
>>42689341>Can go wrong>Not HAS GONE WRONGYou wonder why the alarms are quiet? KONGOU GOT TO THEM FIRST!
>>42689268>>Find someone or something that knows his habits better than you do, track him down that way.Okay hopefully everyone's calmed down from the last thread.
SUDDENLY ARIZONA>>42689268>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?
>>42689268>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?Working on my own contribution now planefag. I got story in my head, i'ma writing it.
>Just follow the Kongou spoor.
>>42689333An unidentified surface contact?
>>42689268>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?Having sex with Yamato or something lets go find them
>>42689356>Somewhere on-base, a suspicious rattle can be heard in a walk-in closet followed by WE'RE IN THE CLOSET spoken salaciously
>>42689391If Goto pops a boner withing a 2000 mile radius of Kongo she knows.
>Just follow the Kongou Spoor.Should be easy enough
>>42689268Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?
>>42689386Planefag are you on CMANO again>>42689391>>42689407>Implying Goto would like to get [REDACTED] in trabbleYaaaahhh naww dudes.
>>42689268>call Kongo and team up to flush out Goto
>>42689386Nah. A skunk, which I managed to lure out with cat food, then put the cover back on the stupid pit. Please tell me you didn't kill the skunk you were after.
>>42689268>>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?TO THE BAR!
>>42689433>Planefag are you on CMANO againNo this was an actual live skunk with the white stripe and french accent. Sprayed one of our retarded dogs down the other day and it's ripping up the landscaping now. Fucker's gotta go. >>42689450I COULD hide out by the den with a shotgun all night, like a boss.OR I could bait a livetrap and go back to the house to play dorfs and watch shitty anime. WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK I'M GOING WITH?
>>42689466Bartender shipgirl incoming?Naw dude, he'll confide with Momboat fo sho.Momboat's back isn't she?
I feel like we should have taken that vote to invite others to socialize with the ship girls before leaving.
Following Kongou is a fool's errand, she's faster than us. We need to find him before she does, so that our choice of bodyguard- somebody who can withstand Kongou- works for us
>>42689470You play Dorf Fortress? excellent taste.
>>42689470>WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK I'M GOING WITH?Find hole, insert propane hose, fill nest/set/whateverthefuckyoucallaskunkholewegetbadgershereinstead to stoichiometric mix, watch ground explode (from minimum safe distance)?
>>42689491Same, I votes for it but such is democracy.>>42689268>Also, call up the spooks to socialize these girls we're leaving unattended
>>42689487She appeared last torpedo sluts, which if I remember correctly was confirmed by planefag that it was "cannon"(though I might have miss-remembered)
>>42689470>play dorf'sI hope you get wereskunks. Were- fortress are the best fortresses.
>>42689391But if Yamato wants anyone it'd be Hate.>>42689496Not sure if she'd be so lucky this time with out the element of surprise.
>>42689491Nah man, I believe it'll come naturally.Imagine the boys and girls of Fitzgie and Muh Mustin getting to docks and being handed out refreshments by the Kongou Sisters, Black Hawk Down-style.
>>42689505When this minecart hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some serious shit.
>>42689517Kill it with fire!!!
>>42689268>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?Ideally we get to him BEFORE Kongou does. So that means we skip the places she'll check first; Goto won't be there and if he is, it's too late anyway. So that rules out his office, the command center, the officer's mess, the liquor store, the Dunkin Donuts, and leaves... hmm. Someplace Kongou wouldn't know about...Oh hell.Go to the secret squirrels.
>>42689470Lure an owl in to eat the skunk.Or find somebody who hunts with owls, then have them bring an owl to eat the skunk.
>>42689545>Inb4 Goto went to Akihabara shouting EL PSY KONGOU
>>42689268>You need to find Goto, but if he's smart he threw his phone into Tokyo bay - D/F loop antennas was standard equipment on any ship even in the 40s.No, if he's REALLY smart he's given the phone to someone to go running around the base with. Call his phone, and ask whoever has it where Goto went.
>>42689268>Try to think like GotoKongou's room. It’s the one place she'll never think to look.
>>42689491Indeed but that whole last thread was a horrible mess.>>42689530I doubt that, at least not for a long while.
>>42689527>mfw a weretortise showed up>mfw it beelined for a fucking hauler right next to the map edge it spawned at>mfw the hauler was an off-duty macelord with an artifact weapon>mf during the entire ensuing splattergore ultrasmash horrorshowSeriously. TORTISE?
AA refit for Ari when.
>>42689619Ari had an AA refit in 1929.
>>42689268>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?A place where not many, especially superstitious shipgirls, dare go. Shigure's Tree
>>42689619Hell yes!!!>>42689601Or near Sammy B. Corgi protection!!!
>>42689567>>Inb4 Goto went to Akihabara shouting EL PSY KONGOUw o w
>>42689580Hang on, I forgot Goto was GOTO. Phone is probably attached to the underside of the jeep assigned to That One Ensign.
>>42689496Or we team up to run down Goto.
>>42689617>weretortiseMutant Ninja Tortoises even
>>42689567>EL PSY KONGOUGoddamnit.
>>42689617Hey planefag, does Goto have a female colleague on-base, former XO or fleetmate maybe, who knows him more than anyone else?And who's also named Shinobu Nagumo?>>42689607I don't know man, they'd appreciate the fact that the squids on the Burkes did their damndest to keep the CTF alive.
>>42689639If Goto was going to go make himself taller, he'd have done it months ago.
>>42689639Great. Now Planefag's going to kill off a destroyer.
>>42689638>added a grand total of eight 5"/25 single-purpose AA guns, and some .50cals>considering that adequate against the number of planes Abyssals have been shitting at us"no"
>>42689676That role is fulfilled by Yamato.
>>42689658>>42689617>Worried about TortoisesJust call in a scopedog guys.www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efr-ZWNr4d4
>>42689268>Playing Warships>Gonna get my Nagato tonight>AWWWWW YEAH>Suddenly Shipsluts>pic related>Try to think like Goto. If you were a harried alcoholic who's had too much of this shit, where would you be?If we get to him before Kongou, it's probably much better for our standing here, and his own safety.
>>42689676Quest logic, though to be fair planefag as surprised us one with how Shoukaku doesn't sit on her ass and expect Settle to make all the moves.
>>42689702That reminds me.Nagato when?
>>42689728See >>42689717Kidding>>42689702Needs more sexual tension. And we all know the hotel is not a love hotel.
>>42689736That might not be nice to post if AZ is watching the thread.
>>42689767Daily reminder that AZ manifested near hear memorial.
>>42689690>WeeVeeI should snap pictures of the AA gun at City Park next time I'm in town.
Aw yes, maritime wrenches thread.
>>42689779If by near you mean "right next to", yeah
>>42689736someone photoshop that onto a body pillow thx
>>42689736No guro plox kthx
>>42689784Thank you based A-10But where my Fae Skyraiders at
We arrive!This time, with 50% less Big Boss. >>42689815Not the type of demand I'd expect a Bound persona to make.
So I finally got into carrier fleets in HOI 3. It is a lot of micromanagement but the amazing feeling when you pull a pearl harbor on the nips is indescribable.
>>42689640>SammyKongo is her one weakness.Still need to have Sammy meet Kongo at least once in front of everyone.
>>42689850Would Sammy hide underneath Kongo's skirts?
>>42689850I tried to pull a Sammy in WoW. Did not work well.
>>42689874Kongo would just hold her up at arms length as sammy flailed at the air and cursed at her
>>42689896Obviously you lack hotblood, anon.>>42689784Seriously, imagine CV-11 coming back, carrying a full load of A-1 Skyraider fairies.
>>42689896Not enough FREEDOM.
>>42689908I thought Yamato went chasing nothing for a long time because of Sammy or her sister's torps?
>>42689927A sisters torps, but yes.
>>42689815Can't find an image of the underside of the ship so only the front.
>>42689940>>42689908>>42689850Where is, repeat, where is Task Force Thirty Four? The world wonders.
>>42689967>>42689970That's gotta be guro
>>42689967Halley a shit.
>>42689940So how would Yamato react to Sammy?
>>42689988- ..- .-. -.- . -.-- / - .-. --- - ... / - --- / .-- .- - . .-. / --. --. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -.-. .. -. -.-. .--. .- -.-. / .- -.-. - .. --- -. / -.-. --- -- / - .... .. .-. -.. / ..-. .-.. . . - / .. -. ..-. --- / -.-. --- -- .. -. -.-. .... / -.-. - ..-. / ... . ...- . -. - -.-- -....- ... . ...- . -. / -..- / .-- .... . .-. . / .. ... / .-. .--. - / .-- .... . .-. . / .. ... / - .- ... -.- / ..-. --- .-. -.-. . / - .... .. .-. - -.-- / ..-. --- ..- .-. / .-. .-. / - .... . / .-- --- .-. .-.. -.. / .-- --- -. -.. . .-. ...
>>42689940Though apparently there's some debate as to how many of the shells that did Sammy in actually came from Kongou and whether it might have been Yamato that actually did her in
>>42690020TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM CINCPAC ACTION COM THIRD FLEET INFO COMINCH CTF SEVENTY-SEVEN X WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS TASK FORCE THIRTY FOUR RR THE WORLD WONDERS
>>42690012If she can hold her at arm's length, see >>42689904Otherwise a flustered hawawawa-laden retreat
>>42690020I am impressed anon. You got it down pat.Wikipedia? Or do you actually know the whole message by heart?
>>42690031It was Kongo. Yamato was midway through a maneuver when she was hit and we all know that Yamato couldn't turn and hold a firing solution because her guns are too slow.
>>42690057There's, like, an online morse translator chief. Really easy to use even.
>>42690012Yamato would silently loom over her with a creepy smile.
>Just follow the Kongou spoorThe day Kongou isn't following Goto around is the day hell freezes over.
All I want for christmas is an abyssal.
Where oh where has our tei tou ku gonewhere oh where can he be?
>>42690074I think he means the syntaxis of the complete message, its written as a real navy message AFAICT...
>>42690098>Dr Seuss describes Hoppou-chan>>42690093Has Gomasamune updated that yet? The last one I saw was him getting rekt on the Roma Event.
>>42690074Sammy's moment of fame happened because Carrier Task Force 34 was chasing nip carriers without any CAG on it, leaving the rest of the fleet without protection exception for a few CVLs. So Sammy and her sisters decided that they are not infact destroyer escorts but battleships and proved themselves to be more than battleships.The message from the CINAPAC to Task Force 34 to inquire about its location was what the anon typed out in morse. It made the admiral rage quit because there was an error in transcription and "the world wonders" part, which was used to confuse enemy code crackers, was left in, making the message sarcastic.
Who do the American girls share rooms with, if anybody? I can see Hornet and Arizona rooming together, and Willy and Sammy having their own because rooming with them would be hell.>Hamp moving in with Harder
>>42690127Not a clue, anon.
>>42690103I'd recon them, if you know what I mean.
>>42690093The Sammy would distract the hotel and send Hotel on a trip looking for nothing for hours.
>>42690098Kinda surprised no one's done this for any of the images for this quest so far like Arizona or Willie D.
>>42690151And now I wish I could images like the drawfriends.I need one of these for Willie.
>>42690074I was impressed the anon remembered the header to the message announcing where it was from and to whom.
>>42690143Gomasamune's admiral has a lot of stock extra lives handy, as usual.
>>42690170If I had their images I might try and make ones for them, Guess I'll just try and make a quick one with Lady "Fat Stacks" Lex.
>>42690169I'm starting to believe Lady Lex will be miss STACKED-NOT-APPEARING-IN-THIS-QUEST...
>>42690134Did he actually rage quit?He spent a few hours raging but still came back in the end to save the fleet.
>>42690141>>Hamp moving in with Harder
>>42690169that stacked is STACKED
>>42690208HAVE SOME WILLIE
>>42689268>>Just follow the Kongou spoor.Seems legit - she knows Goto better than anyone else, and it's not like we'll ever overtake her.Maybe we can use her to drive Goto into a trap or something.
>>42690221"Save" the fleet. The japs had already withdrawn, believing they faced a group of fleet carriers and getting ground by land-based planes by the time his birds arrived to contribute
>>42690236We need to give her a head pat.She did good in the battle.
>>42690240Thanks a lot, >>42690223. Now the doujin shipgirls will have ammunition for their next BL release.
>>42690240Now that is amusing!
>>42690223>>42690141>>42690240What have you done.
>>42690240BEST CANON. >>42690256The Bentusi record this motion and support it. Willie did great during the battle and deserves recognition.
>>42690240>Hamp Cockblocking Harderwhygod
>>42690256Yes. A headpat. And we need to thank her for her good work. Because she gets too much shit, and not enough love.Platonic. Willie is not for lewds.
>>42690240Who does Ari, Sammy and Willie live with? Or are they alone?HAAAAAMP, TEACH ME HOW TO GIRLFRIEND HAAAAMP I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO GIRLFRIEND
>>42690240That will work out perfectly, nothing terrible will come from this.
>>42690127>The last one I saw was him getting rekt on the Roma Event.Do you mean the spring event one, or the summer event one?
>>42690301>Hamp giving Harder pep-talks before his dates with Naka.Silly Bound persona, things could not go better.
>>42690240There goes my routelock, you greasy Greek bastard.
>>42690284Is that Shoucucku, or a leftover from MGNQ?
>>42690240One's a high-strung, hot-blooded submarine resurrected just to spite destroyers. The other's a smooth-operating, coffee-sipping cruiser.Together, they fight Abyssals (and shipbitches).
>>42690333>Hamp having any more idea what the fuck than Harder doesHe's still in the 'rolling with things' phase
>>42690235I do love sweaters like that.
TAIGEI DOTING ON HARDER WHEN?!
>>42690323Ah yes, that one.Man, poor Littorio. Gomasa-Teitoku really sucks in that regard.>>42690319>>42690301>>42690333Meh, the worst that could happen is Harder starts sporting hipster attire and mannerisms.... Shit.>>42690340Fear not! Just have Hate and Sammy double-team Harder and he'll be okay.
>>42690249So if he kept on chasing the Nip fleet carriers, then he probably could have got them and actually contribute to the war?Have you ever been so mad you delay saving your fleet by a few hours.jpg
>>42690359God that would be really cuteMaybe I'll do it. when we need more ships which isn't soon
>>42690340>those two on playstation"TAKE DIDDY KONG ONE MORE TIME, MOTHERFUCKER, SEE WHAT HAPPENS. HOW DID YOU SINK AGAIN? YEAH, I GOT TWO MORE RIGHT -"*ping!*"OH YOU SON OF A BITCH"
>>42690353Touche.>HARDER giving HAMP pep-talks before Hamp's dates with Hornet.>"HARDER! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIRLFRIEND!
>>42690313Willie is the perfect girl for anons to daughterify.
>>42690380no wait that'd be the WEEEEE YOU nobody would be stupid enough to buy that right, not even the USN EXPENSE REFUSED
>>42690344It's devil homu
>>42690383SoShigure stalking Hamp on his deitu when?
>>42690391She really is.OhmygodIjustimaginedherandshigureinaroomDeath or wonder?
>>42690391Pair her up with Shigure.Don't forget we have to daughteru luckboat.
>>42690391I will accept this.
>>42690417>>42690418>implying Hamp hasn't daughtaru'd Shigure already.u mad anon?
>>42690387I am now imagining this characters of this quest as the good guys in:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-0T6QKc0yg
>>42690391Her, Shigure, and at least one other.Ideas?
>>42690351HEAVY cruiser.CAs are a totally different beast from CLs.
>>42690359>TAIGEI DOTING ON HARDER WHEN?!Big sis Taigei interrogating Naka to make sure she's good enough for Harder when?
>>42690391I fully agree. Willie is too adorable to not daughterify.
>Cpl Hate has been taken by a fey mood!>Cpl Hate has claimed a workshop
>>42690398But what about the IJN? They had one already.They use it as a doorstop
>>42690398Actually, Harder ordered the original N64 and several games from the Exchange.We delivered.>>42690412Perhaps.
>>42690442>Hiei>not DaijoubuPLEB TASTE CONFIRMED
>>42690448FUCKRUN FOR THE FUCKING MT. FUJI
>>42690433... Fair point. Still curious how she'd interact with Willie tho.
best refit superstructure
>>42690473But Hiei was the one Hamp actually met, not Daijoubu. Daijoubu is better of course, but we're talking in quest here.
>>42690473Whichever one got zoned by Hamp.
>>42690437Can we get a bundle deal with DisDev 6?
So, who's ready for tomorrow's update?
>>42690448You don't scare me, foul beast!Begone, in the name of the Hakurei!
>>42690495This is a fixable problem.
>>42690494Why do the life rafts have netting instead of a solid bottom? Isn't that a recipe for hypothermia?
>>42690448Y'know, come to think of it, I haven't actually SEEN that nigga in a few days. Every time I ask him if he wants to go grab a few cold ones he replies with something like "no fuck off and stay outta here"...
>>42690518Update of what?
>>42690518I'm running friday, not thursday
>>42690526There's a solid bottom, I think that's a structure inside of them to hold it together.
>>42690418Is it possible for Willy to get any more unlucky?Does not matter because Willy will always protect her crew no matter how unlucky she is. Even the president daughtered her.
>>42690549he's talking about the game
>>42690549>>42690548He means either WoWs or Kancolle, I guess.>>42690553That's the point. They'll cancel each other out.
>>42690448CHARGING HYPERSPACE CORE.
>>42690548The game's update. Shoukaku gets her second remodel.
>>42690553Anon never read my theory, hehe.Willie's not unlucky, she just stores the luck of others around her, and unleashes it when shit needs to be done.
>>42690526>hypothermia>in the south Pacific
>>42690134"Recognizing his failure, Halsey sulked in inactivity for a full hour while Taffy 3 was fighting for its life – falsely claiming to be refueling his ships – before eventually turning around ..."Oh wow.
>>42690540>Cpl Hate screams "I must have main cannons!"Better baricade him in there, just to be safe.
>>42690586Now with twice the admirals inside her.
>>42690606>Now with twice the admirals inside her.So... 2 times 0 is, uh, I got this, 0
>>42690590still a common occurence. it happened to some of the men who went down on Sammy, if i remember correctly
>>42690628Shokaku was never the flag ship?
>>42690379>>42690445Awkward moment when Taigei gives Harder an after-mission hug but almost suffocates him cuz he's short and only goes up to her chest when?
>>42690448...I'm getting excited in a perverse way at this. Like the first time I fired a set-trigger Hawkins...at a laser printer.
>>42690590You'll be surprised how much people can get cold, even in the warm waters of the Pacific.>>42690595>Add in a bit of RIDING TO VALHALLA
>>42690628>Shokaku is pure
>>42690643>Big Whale.jpgI still laugh at this name pun for Taigei.
>>42690595*ANGRY MARINE KITBASHING NOISES*
>>42690671>>Shokaku is pureNah, just forever a virgin, like Macha.That has nothing to do with purity though.
>>42690682>Kitbashing>Hate is modifying a basic GM Quel Kit and adding 18 Inch Guns (tm) on it
“Right...” you muse. “If I was a harried alcoholic being hunted by a sex-crazed girl who is the returned personification of a massive warship sunk in battle, where would I go?” “Ping~” You look over to find Arizona holding your smartphone, which she slipped out of your uniform jacket's pocket. She bites her lip ever so slightly and attacks the screen again, the delicate sound of water droplets meeting her stymied attempt. “Arizona?”She looks up at you, taps her wrist, then makes a walking motion with her fingers. “... ETA?” She shakes her head, and for a second her eyes flash with frustration. She scowls at you, her delicate eyebrows making the attempt almost comical, and adopts the hunched over look of someone at a keyboard with a mouse in their hands. She might not know computers, but a 40s girl knows a QUERTY keyboard without fail (the Smith-Corona company's stock went up fifteen points after the JSDF signed a supply contract with them, more on publicity than anything,) so you can't miss her exaggerated air-typing as she reaches for a key only modern boards have. “... Escape?”A shake.“F1?”Affirmative nod.
You peer at her. “Angry.”Double nod, thumbs up. You peer at the sky and do the math. “Jump gate, jump gate you stupid mongoloid fucks?” That small subdued smile and a nod. “... spreadsheets.”She actually *smiles* at you now, a little animation in her expression.“... schedule! His schedule?” She smiles so widely that she actually closes her eyes for a moment - and all this time you thought it was just an emoticon.“Right, duh.” Unlike you, Goto has an actual fleet worth of shipgirls to command, so he can't foist things off on a bunch of clerks he hasn't bothered to introduce himself to before putting them under the de-facto command of an alcoholic depressed traffic cone, like you did. Oh yes, you are very much flag rank now - if you'd awarded *yourself* that MOH the asswipe trifecta would be complete. For a second the mental image of you saluting Japan as you motor into the bay, one foot on the back of a tiny little Outfitted corgi each strikes you as you're unlocking your phone, and its everything you can do to keep in the giggles. “R-right,” you manage. You look up at Arizona.“His schedule... ah. Press conference.”Arizona blinks.Arizona trades a look with Shoukaku.They both look at you.“Oh *fuck,*” you snap. “Get to the damn jeep!”
>>42690595Fuck it, man. We all gotta die someday. He's been texting me to get some of my tools though. Usually we go through about one "fuck off" a day between us....We're up to seven. Today. >>42690658You know, I think I DID see a pallet of chrome krylon sitting around somewhere on post.
>>42690552Hmm. On closer inspection it looks more like a donut with a raft floating in the middle. Maybe solid bottomed rubber rafts weren't used because they would be blown to shit by shrapnel by the time the crew ever needed to use them?>>42690590You can die of heat stroke and freeze to death in the same Saharan desert because the sand doesn't retain any heat once the sun goes down.
Arizona beats you by several long strides without breaking a sweat as you kind of limp-gallop behind her. Flinging your cane in the back, you fire up the engine and thunder away from the docks, heading towards the main administrative building. The place has a nice, big press room just for such occasions, compete with flanking Japanese/American flags, dual insignia on the podium and everything else required for presenting a Unified Front against asshole politicians. It mainly gets used when a Marine does something fucking retarded, though the incident two years back with the drunk boomer guys and the drone might outweigh the entire Corps alone. Tailoring a maid outfit to fit it was, as the JAG put it, a “clear sign of premeditation,” something which cannot be said of most Marine NJP-worthy incidents. And unless you're greatly mistaken, Kongou is about to burst right into it. Rounding the last curve, you floor the accelerator, hurtling the Jeep Cherokee down the straightaway at a good pace. You lean on the brakes, angling for the curb -
>>42690730>Jump gate, jump gate you stupid mongoloid fucksI am sure if I understand the reference.
>>42690730>Press conferenceOh boy..THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!
>>42690750>FilenameNo UShizune is a good girl
- and almost squeal in surprise when a small green John Deere lawn tractor zips by you doing thirty-five, at least, probably with velocity from the downhill slope. You catch a glimpse of a man in grass-stained overalls hunched over the wheel, streamlined for speed, a desperate look on his face. As the jeep jumps the curb and grinds to a halt in the carefully manicured lawn of the base's main administrative building, you hear the loud, long, high-pitched little hunting howls and look back in time to see half a dozen corgis belting after the poor bastard, their Outfits summoned and their tiny little legs a blur as they keep pace easily. It's hard to escape three Allison 40-liter engines at full rev - especially on a lawn tractor. But it doesn't look like the landscaper is backing down - you catch a last glimpse of the John Deere as it catches brief air coming off the curb on the curving drive-through loop in front of the building, and then the entire troupe is lost to sight, haunting little doggy howls fading into the air. Arizona turns, very slowly, to look at you. >We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!>Time to split the party, I guess.>... we should probably do something about that.
>>42690770Shizune a shitMisha a shittiest
>>42689967>>42689970DAMN BUT DO YOU DELIVER FAST SON
>>42690780>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!Anyone vote for any new boards or lack thereof?
>>42690134They weren't even CVLs but CVEs. But to be fair, even if they had somehow sent all 6 of Taffy 3's carriers to the bottom Taffy 2 would have turned them back.
>>42690716Funny thing about QWERTY keyboards, the QWERTY design is actually a bit of a clusterfuck from an efficiency standpoint. It was deliberately designed to be that way because if you typed too fast on a mechanical typewriter the little stamping arms would hit each other and the machine would jam.
>>42690780>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!
>>42690549Wrong kind of update.
>>42690750>drone in maid uniform Oh god, now I'm imagining Reaper-chan shouting "NOTICE ME SENPAI" as she lobs a Hellfire downrange.
>>42690750>drunk boomer guys and the droneWhich event is this a reference to?
>>42690780>Time to split the party, I guess.
>>42690780>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!
>>42690780>>Time to split the party, I guess.
>>42690780>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!I don't know who's in danger of whom anymore, but NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY. We need a BB to deal with a BC.
>>42690730Oh dear, Arizona and Shoukaku are already acting in concert to help/direct/protect Settle. HE WILL NEVER BE SAFE. >>42690780... >Time to split the party, I guess.Arizona, be a dear and save the poor man, would you?
>>42690732SHINY AND CHROMEEEE>>42690780>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!I'd say call in Hate, but he's too busy in a workshop so yeahhhhhhh>>42690791>Not liking all KS girls equally>okay.webm
>>42690741The webbing has hard bouyant rubber discs in it>>42690780>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!Text Sammy to reign in the hounds in the meanwhile. Delegate
>>42690815Wasn't that a myth?
>>42690214that much sould have been clear from the get go.>>42690359Harder has it hard enough with Iku and Hachi wanting his load. He doesn't need another top heavy girl to do so.>>42690643He'd resist anyways; Naka and (as of that Nakatime) Fubuki are the only shipgirls he's really comfortable around.>>42690340Don't worry Naka this means he won't have any subgirls sneaking in. Or did you want him to room with you?>>42690780>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!Kongou isn't sex crazed she's just Goto crazed. Iku's the sex crazed one (who would mount anything)I'm sure someone else will handle that issue.>>42690549So Saturday then? as we all know>expecting Planefag to run when he says he will
>>42690780>otherUSE THE WHISTLE.
>>42690780>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!Save our superior
>>42690780>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!Do not let Kongou near the press, especially if she's on a sugar rush.
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!awww yesssss Shokaku
>>42690750> "-though the incident two years back with the drunk boomer guys and the drone might outweigh the entire Corps alone. Tailoring a maid outfit to fit it was, as the JAG put it, a “clear sign of premeditation,” something which cannot be said of most Marine NJP-worthy incidents."My sides.
>>42690780>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!never split the party
>>42690811How big was Taffy 2 again? Several CTF?
>>42690859Sammy's probably still in the water, if not in ordinary already.
>>42690780>Time to split the party, I guess.Uh. Okay. Shokaku and Arizona, stop Kongou. We'll deal with the Corgis.Somehow.
>>42690780>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!Eh, I'm sure the guy on the tractor will be fine and totally deserves his corgi induced hell.
>>42690780>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!inb4 hate turns into Magneto.
>>42690780>Other"Shoukaku, could you please send a few planes out to do corgi-herding duty while the three of us save Goto's chastity?"
>>42690780>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!One fucking insane crisis at a time, please.
>>42690901the same size as taffy 1 and 3
>>42690780>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!Save our buddy. That lawnmower is just a reminder that shenanigans will happen regardless of our presence.
>>42690856No, the waifus are uniting to protect him. This is a good thing.
>>42690815are you going to sell us on DVORAK next?
>>42690780>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!>Call Naka to deal with the corgi incident.I mean, Naka IS supposed to help us, right?
>>42690925>One fucking insane crisis at a time, pleaseUse Corgi Crisis to get Kongou away from Goto. She needs something to do.
>>42690780>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!Or figure out a way to use the corgis to help. Wait... they might be able to intercept Miss Burning Love in time!
>>42690921Kongo would not... Not infront the camera would she?
>>42690959It's a wrapper around a sprite can.
>>42690959Probably afraid someone would cry COPYRIGHT DO NOT STEAL>>42690948Seems plausible, but we need to find Kongou first.
>>42690959Look closer, boss.
>>42690959It's a sleeve on a can of Sprite.
>>42690940I like this anon.But he forgot Naka is still drunk.
>>42690977ALL THE BETTER TO SHOW HER BURNING LOVE TO THE WORLD
>>42690977>Kongo would not... Not infront the camera would she?yes she would
>>42690857>Cpl Hate works furiously!
>>42690977She's on NAVY COFFEE.This should explain so much.
>>42691003Shit, you're right. Well, fuck.
>>42690932Touche. I am not on a roll today.
>>42690977If she does in front of the camera then she can't get married anymore and Goto has to take responsability.It's the perfect plan.
>>42691003Hasn't slowed me down!Except for--wait for it--juuuust now.
>>42690856Fuck off bentus, it'd be Sho getting sent off we already picked Ari as bodyguard.
>>42690988We should be hearing "Tei-to-ku!!!!" pretty soon
>>42690977Kongo is a battle cruiser that has at least had SOME navy coffee.So yes, she would goto in a press conference.
>>42691031Well, you ARE a ship. If you're rolling, that's generally not a good thing, right?
>>42690780>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!Can we pick up a corgi and throw it at Kongou?
>>42691035It is actually pretty ingenious.
>>42690671>talking about Shokaku's purity>Arizona been pleasing Admiral's in her stern since 1915kek
>>42691041>FFPfffftt>>42691080>Spaceship>Not rolling IN SPACE>>42691081Good plan. Too bad they're busy chasing the gardener.
>>42691078>So yes, she would goto in a press conference.>Go to>GotoI like you anon
>>42691080I'm in space. Rolling around in solar winds is fun.
>>42691078Tea! She's British (sorta) for cying out loud. She would be pissed if someone gave her coffee instead.
>>42691097Plus a whole nip carrier fleet blew their load in her.
>>42691097She died with her admiral holding her hand. Or holding the other part where sunlight usually does not shine.
>>42691041NOTE TO TEITOKU: Sendai a shit with fire spells.Or any spell in general.
>>42690921This seems like a good idea
>>42691042Don't be a dick, man.>>42691097Hey let's try to keep things classy. Stooping their level won't work. No choice when it comes to samefagging however
>>42691119Dude, have you forgotten how Parker let Kongou have some NAVY COFFEE?Heck, she said she's starting to like the taste.
>>42691132She died with her admiral fused into her.Who knows what part of the admiral she kept around.
>>42691102>>Spaceship>>Not rolling IN SPACEWouldn't it just turn then? There's minimal physical interaction in order to facilitate a roll in space, right? Or am I just a dumb materials engineer who doesn't understand aerospace dynamics as well as I should (which is probable)?
>>42691132admiral AND captain holding her handshe likes having two at once, although I have no clue what that would translate to in shipslut terms
>>42690861The "specifically designed to be obtuse" part might be a myth but the efficiency isn't. If you make a heat map out the most commonly used keys it looks something like this. DVORAK was designed to eliminate QWERTY's primary failings which were:1. The most commonly used keys were not placed in the middle.2. A lot of common letter combinations use the same hand instead of spreading the load over both hands.2. Typing on QWERTY involves jumping up and down over the home row a lot.>>42690935LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SWATCH INTERNET TIME
>>42691154>inb4 she kept the admiral's personality/memories
>>42690780>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!Splitting up begs the question. Do we send mute Ari in to deal with what could easily be a PR incident, and limp after the Corgis/drive the Jeep around pell mell; or have Ari struggle after the adroit little bastards and deal with Kongou in full DESS? In short, I hope the gardener can find someone else to save his ass.
>>42691165The captain handles the day to day management of the ship and the admiral focus on the fleet?
>>42691157I dunno, he could have a ton-load of attitude and vernier thrusters to facilitate rolling.>>42691167>Spoiler>Not using Phantom Cigar timeMediocre>>42691162BY MY DEEDS I HONOR MY ADMIRALV8
>>42691189>Splitting up begs the question. Do we send mute Ari in to deal with what could easily be a PR incident, and limp after the Corgis/drive the Jeep around pell mell; or have Ari struggle after the adroit little bastards and deal with Kongou in full DESS? In short, I hope the gardener can find someone else to save his ass.YEP
>>42691167It might be because I don't actually spider-type (it's awful for your wrists anyways), but I don't see any of that being an actual problem.
>>42691189Ari is slow.Do you want a battleship to go after fast boats?
>>42691157>>42691204I can do whatever the Sajuuk damned hell I want.If I want to roll around the corona of a star, I ROLL AROUND THE CORONA OF A STAR.
>>42690780>>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!Besides once let loose the dogs of war cannot be contained from their hunt.
Did someone say KONGOU DESS??
>>42691255EVEN THE ORKS ARE AFRAID?!
>>42691230you were singing a different tune when the taiidan were cramming ion beams up your ass :3
>>42691213Goto Maybe he disguised himself as a gardener and Kongou bribed the corgis to sniff him out?
>>42691238What's better than one Kongou? Two Kongou's!
>>42691255Arpeggio of Blue Steel's Kongou with Kancolle Kongou's personality.
>>42691238NO KONGOU NO!
>>42691268You are thinking of the wrong ship. He always was less armoured than most of us.I am significantly more armoured than all Tradeships.
>>42691288>Kongou no!>Kongou dess!
>>42691268I, uh. I had no idea Bentus was into that kind of thing.Excuse me, I just remembered I had something to do.
>>42691286I know, hence my DA ZOG?!!>>42691266Hey, Orks aren't entirely immune to fear, bentus.
So, a question for Hate and/or Settle: Either one of you got any sweet nautical/sailor tats? I can see Hate getting Moto ink and something Viking flavored, maybe even a memorial to fallen gun-bros.But my mind burns with the desire to know if Settle is a true man of the sea and in possession of some seriously hardcore ink.Also, srs Captcha, what is with all the salad?
>>42691286The opposite is far more amusing.
>>42691324Oh, it gets worse. Go read the comic on Danbooru.http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/8213
Well, here's the Lexington anatomy pc I said I'd do. I'll try and finish the Willie D. one soon.
I need to go take care of some of the other stuff Settle has declared a CBA on, but...Well, Arizona's quiet and purposeful. I don't doubt she could pull off the Cold Fish technique, but it only works if you're the quarry.I don't know if subduing the Make Love Not War Drum is in her wheelhouse before Our Lady of the Caffeinated Beverage starts, erm. Banging it.
>>42691367>Kongou on full NAVY COFFEE MODO.jpgEVEN SPEEDWAGON IS AFRAID!!>>42691375CUTEUTE
>>42690750>the incident two years back with the drunk boomer guys and the drone might outweigh the entire Corps alone. Tailoring a maid outfit to fit it was, as the JAG put it, a “clear sign of premeditation,”Drones: unbeatable in love and in war
>>42691375>blue hair of democracyAlso, you forgot Nopan of justice.
>>42691375"Pouches full of proper logistics"Why can't I all my sides?
>>42691387>>Kongou on full NAVY COFFEE MODO.jpgOh god, make it canon.
>>42691232>It was only a little better, so it wasn't widely adoptedPretty much. But there might be a catch 22 there in that you can't prove DVORAK is or is not better because there are no experts at using DVORAK because no one uses DVORAK. The idea behind it is sound, but it just fell on deaf ears.Also, very VERY few people these days care about pure typing speed. A lot of it is done with thumbs because of mobile phones and other devices like tables can't fit a traditional keyboard anyway. In fact probably the only people who truly care about speed are court typists, and they don't even use QWERTY at all, they use stenotypes.
>>42691322He's referring to the member of the Exchange we had sent to contact the Exiles during their return to their Homeworld.He was ambushed by three Taiidani Battle Fleets, destroyed two of them and damaged the third. The Exiles rescued him before he was destroyed.I am rather harder to defeat. Seeing as I utterly crushed the original Hiigaraan Empire Fleet on my own.
>>42690780>... we should probably do something about that.
>>42691375Yessss, looking forward to it
>>42691375You forgot to mention the sideties for her 'skirt.'
>>42691377>Not going TEITOKU'S ANGELSNaka pls>>42691408Plsno
>>42691375I thought stacks were the mammories not the glorious asses?
>>42691238>tfw second arpeggio movie in 8 days
>>42691432Who would be our admiral's angels?
>>42691432THAT WASN'T CHOREOGRAPHED. IT JUST HAPPENED.
>>42691418>Tankette>runs on Formula 1 V6 enginesKek
>>42691409Hammick actually addresses this in the video. In the end DVORAK is only at best 5% faster/more effecient and what will really end QWERTY supremacy if it will end will be in regards to mobile devices where its finger typing fuckery where someone can make something that is better enough to replace it.
>>42691408pls no, KCQ needs not to be tainted with shitty things.
>>42691464>>42691462>Once upon a time, there were three very different little girls>Who grew up to be three very different little shipgirls>One was a hyperactive fast battleship>The second was a dojikko destroyer>And the last was an aidoru>Now they work for me>My name is Charliewww.youtube.com/watch?v=pkSx9Hckxis
>>42691464Naka dear, don't lie. I read about your training sessions for that in Aoba's newspaper this morning.
So this is what happens...
>>42691538>Naka don't, Naka don't, Naka don't lie
>>42691558you could have prevented this
>>42691471I don't think we will ever kill off QWERTY entirely, we'll just surpass the need for physical keyboards and keep them around only as a hard backup. Eventually we get to point where computers can can just read our thoughts or speech to text software becomes 99.99% reliable. And even then, centuries hence when humanity is colonizing Alpha Centauri the startship they fly will still have a QWERTY pad on every console just in case the voice module catches a meteor.
>>42691558>quickly, flood the magazines before they-!"
Welp, here's Willie D. and it's not quite done. But I don't feel like thinking up anything else for it right now. Also trying to get the space and size for things in GIMP can be a pain.
>>42691584The last one is the most lewd.
>>42691610>Flotation ring, very safeHmmmHMMMMMMM
>>42691610Was the Fletcher class a British DD type or an American DD type?
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!I feel sorry for the lawn guy, but if we're to stop Kongou, were gonna need Air.
>>42691610YESSSSSS>>42691609Not sure if hilarious or offensive, definitely lewd
>>42691647American, you dope. We shit out enough of those things during the war...
>>42691665>>42691670>>42691669My bad, I only recall Fletcher being a type of DD Canada can build in HOI3.
>>42691647American, though the British did have F class destroyers (or frigates)
>>42691610Are you the same person who did a few XCOM images in /xcg/ a while back?
I'm willing to do one or two more of those anatomy things, but I'm feeling kinda blase about it...also I only have Arizona and Old Sway back on hand anyway.>>42691710No, different guy.
Hey, hey Planefag.USS PRUNE BARGE SHIPGIRL WHEN
>>42691558At least it wasn't KawaColle...
>>42691710The original artist is, yeah.
>>42691725Y'see, like her, he won't give a shit.
>>42691737What?Do I want to know?
>>42691710Not the anon doing the anatomy text, but yes, I was the guy who made all the XCOM art like the female assault with the toast and whatnot!
>>42691753Does the artist have a site or something?
>>42691733>implying stacked had good DAMCON
>>42691754B-but Georgette Lemare shipgirl...
>>42691757If I'm getting my nicknames right, the USS California.
>>42691760Do you have a site where you upload your images?
>>42691774>>implying stacked had good DAMCON>>Implying No DAMCON is somehow worse than what the Nips had
>>42691835Now I want to play this.Please tell me this game is better WW II tactical simulator than HOI3.
>>42691810Stacked had good damage control, its just that literally nobody knew that there was an avgas leak that serious.Thats different from knowing that there IS an avgas leak, and proceeding to attempt to clear the fumes by blowing them through the entire fucking ships ventilation system.GOD FUCKING DAMMIT JAPAN WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU EVEN THINKING.
>>42691757Different anon here, browsed it a bit and it was kind /d/ish with full bodysuits that transformed you into a shipgirl.
>>42691846it's a primitive, fleet based World of Warships
>>42691846Battlestations Pacific is pretty straightforward for a WW2 simulator, but YMMV with the various gameplay aspects.Have another one with an F-18 modded in. www.youtube.com/watch?v=asuSTUUpRzA
>>42691788Just give Prune Barge's writer a chance, he'll make a story with her.
>>42691873That's not battlestations midway...
>>42691766He has a twitter but doesn't use ithttps://twitter.com/BurningGray
>>42691862>>42691869Can't be any worse than WoW.
>>42691884Does the submarine have to pay you a visit?
>We have to prioritize. In war, you must make sacrifices, and Goto's in danger!
>>42691873make sure Harder never sees this videolikefucking EVER
>>42691896Depends, since you have to manually set up commands for island assaults and such.Have another video with the game going full ACE COMBAThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjiFI0CuHqc
>>42691230>>42691413DON'T TAKE MY NAME IN VAIN, JUNIOR. JUST FOR THAT, YOU'RE OUT OF THE WILL.THE S'JET GIRL GETS THE CAR AND THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM.
>>42691903Hang on, just let me grab my decoys...
>>42691931LIKE THAT WASN'T ALREADY IN YOUR BULLSHIT PROPHECY, SAJUUK. I DIED FOR THAT PROPHECY. DID I EVEN GET A THANK YOU? NO.DID I FUCKING COMPLAIN? NO.
>>42691948Those guys know how to party
>>42691766>>42691892 Yeah... I'm pretty bad with keeping up with my stuff, sorry guys! I'll see what I can do after I finish this next piece I'm working on right now.
You grit your teeth and hiss as you glare after the departing Wild Hunt. “I guess Hate's fed up with dogsitting, then.” Snatching your cane out of the Jeep, you alight on the sidewalk and are hobbling towards the building before Arizona's managed to unbuckle. She catches up with you at the door, unbuttoning her jacket - the summer sun is finally making itself known. Aware you're about to walk into a press conference, you keep yours intact, arresting the habitual twitch to remove your cover as you bolt over the threshold. You reach the designated room with time to spare, handing your hat to Arizona to hide as you slip through the double doors very quietly, not wanting to attract attention. “-of the Bonin Islands was just one of several successful combined-arms operations this month,” Goto is saying. “A combined conventional/nonconventional force from Norway intercepted and destroyed Abyssal raiders operating in the North Sea just two days ago.” He gestures at the screen behind him, which begins playing a short clip. It shows something vaguely humanoid-shaped flailing weakly in the North Sea coastal fog, a creature that seems to be made entirely of dogs. After a few more staggering steps it falls flat on its face, a snarling little creature attached to every biteable surface area. The camera pulls out long enough to pan over to the deck of a Skjold-class corvette, where a few men are idly smoking as they watch the tableau. “Two days before that, the Swedish navy pinned down a confirmed abyssal sub-surface contact with depth charges for almost thirty-six hours. Status is unknown, but it is believed to have been sunk.”
>>42691679Canada's naval techs default to the US names because there aren't Canada specific names. And historically, Canada was using older US destroyers that were traded for naval bases in the Bahamas.
“We've all heard that before,” a heckler snaps from the crowd, and to your surprise a murmur of discontent spreads through the assembled media personages. Even from across the room you can see Goto's jaw tighten a bit, and he jerks his thumb at the screen, cuing the next reel of film. The reporters fall silent as an aerial camera pans over a great number of little fluffy grey dogs with curly tails sniffing intently as they prowl through the water - you stop counting at thirty-five. “Next question - yes, you?”“How many JSDF ships were in the Bonin Islands battle?” Your trained eye detects the slight firming of Goto's stance; that little tightening particular to military men used to standing at some sort of attention before taking a bull by the horns. “The JSDF provided the majority of the forces involved, with elements of the USN Seventh Fleet providing conventional backing.”“So we had no conventional assets in the fight,” comes the reply, a bit sharp. “Several US-1s on temporary detatchment to Chichi-Jima's seaplane base launched an aerial torpedo attack on the main Abyssal fleet,” Goto replies, “disrupting their formation and complicating their flight deck operations at a crucial point in the battle. Next question, please - you?”
Planefag is ded. Time to post Zuihou.
>>42692039... Now, is he?
>>42692034It's scenes like these that makes me disown my broadcast journalism compatriots.
“Admiral Goto,” the next reporter, a sharply-dressed woman asks. “Will the JSDF Kaga be deployed in support of the Iwo Jima amphibious operations?” Goto tenses ever slighter. “It's one of the assets being considered for the operation, of course. Next question.”“Admiral Goto-” a man, this time - “is it true that the USS Arizona is among the new American detachment?” Goto doesn't bat an eyelash. “I'm not at liberty to make such disclosures, past the fact that an American battleship is amongst the USN delegation assisting the JSDF and 7th fleet in current operations.” The room explodes in noise almost instantly, hands waving wildly for attention, a few trying to slap others down. Goto glowers darkly over the room, his intense look and posture quelling them within seconds. He nods at the next chosen one, who slings their question out sharply: “Admiral Goto - since the JSDF is using American ships *and* American shipgirls now, has there been any discussion about summoning the Yamato-class battleships?” The room falls silent as Goto glares violently at the offender. “Next question, please.”
>>42692056IT KEEPS HAPPENING.
>>42692065...You know, I can't recall if we ever heard how Yamato came back.
>>42692065EVEN WHEN SHE'S OFF SCREENYAMATO IS BULLIED
“But Admiral-” “The JSDF Public Relations department has made their final statement on that matter,” he says sharply. “Next question - you.”“Admiral Goto, does the JSDF consider the IJN Yamato a greater threat to japan than the warship that iconizes the American defeat at Pearl Harbor?” Goto seems to stop *moving* for a heartbeat; a figure with heavily-sketched edges, static upon the page. Then he lifts a finger, slowly, pointing at the offender. “Get out.”“Answer the question, Admiral!”Goto flicks his eyes at the corners of the room, and you see men in JSDF navy-blue fatigues moving in. Marines. Big Marines, from the looks of them - even by American standards. But despite this, the cry is being taken up by the crowd - answer the question. ANSWER THE QUESTION!>Step in and put an end to this bullshit. >Prod Arizona forward - they won't know *what* to say!>Call Kongou. >Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.
>>42692099>>Call Kongou.Let's light the fire!
>>42692099>Call Kongou. Somehow, in some twisted sort of way, this seems to be a viable solution.>That last optionHueHUEHUEHUEBR
>>42692096Quietly, probably.>>42692099>defeat at Pearl Harbor>implying Pearl was a battleWho thefucking fuck just fucking fucked?
>>42692099>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.
>>42692099>>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.
>>42692099>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.We can back him up if we need to.
>>42692099>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.I don't have faith that /tg/ can be intelligent, but I can try...
>>42692099>Step in and put an end to this bullshit.
>>42692099>>Call Kongou.Time to make a scene and get the tabloids rolling!
>>42692099>>Call Kongou.This is a japanese internal issue, let them sort it out.But give Goto the backup.
>>42692099>Call Kongou.I. SEE. A. BUTTON.
>>42692099> Step in and put an end to this bullshit.Oh and Arizona should get to kick the douche who said American defeat at Pearl Harbour. Preferably in the nads.
>>42692009Ahhh thanks anon. That makes sense then.
>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.
>>42692099>Call KongouIf it's a stupid plan but it works, then it's not a stupid plan.
>>42692099>>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.Have faith in Goto. If he handles this poorly, we can give him a Sudoku puzzle.
>>42692115>>42692123Using the Japanese military on the press -- probably not the message we want to be sending.>>42692099>Step in and put an end to this bullshit.Settle has enough experience giving speeches to end this diplomatically.
>>42692099>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.We need to be full-cocked before firing our sidearm into the ceiling.
>>42692099>Call KongouA distraction is required
>>42692065>has there been any discussion about summoning the Yamato-class battleships?”>The room falls silent as Goto glares violently at the offender. “Next question, please.”Little does he know that Hate's doing something that will put her back on the front lines.>>42692099>>Call Kongou.I would vote sensibly, but this is just too tempting. And amusing.
>>42692099>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it....Can we call Yamato? Naaaah, nevermind. Bad idea.
>>42692099>>Call Kongou.I want reporters to burn.
>>42692099>other"That's a baited question and you know it. If the JSDF had access to the Yamato and her sisters, they'd have already deployed them."Say it with a straight face.
>Prod Arizona forwardYOU'VE DONE IT NOW PLANEFAG.>Select all images with boats. How fitting.
>>42692165Who said anything about using her on the press?
>>42692099>>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.This is HIS press conference. Don't go fucking it up for our own ends. Not unless we want to burn our entire working relationship with him.
>>42692099>>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.What are you made of, Goto? Meanwhile we should keep watch for errant battlecruisers
>>42692186That depends, considering how Hate has sworn secrecy and all...
>>42692192Can we throw in a "They don't cost much more to deploy than an Iowa"?
>>42692099>Call KongouRemember- Kongou gets along very well with Arizona. Goto's not at liberty to say that Arizona's here, but Kongou won't hesitate to come to Ari's defense very boisterously
>>42692099We should not push Arizona into the wolf's maw - She won't know how to handle the savage reporters.
>>42692099>Call Kongou.DEFLECT DELAY DESS
>>42692099I have just enough time before I crawl into bed to wonder what the living CRAP that reporter is trying to get at? Some bullshit nationalist angle? Scaremongering about Arizona 'getting revenge'? I don't even know what he's thinking.I WANT to step forward with Arizona... But I see which way the wind is blowing and we've put our big, yankee foot in the shit often enough.>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.>But raise our cane from the back of the room, so he realises we're there if he wants the assets on deck.
>>42692201Is that Mikasa?!
>>42692099>Prod Arizona forward - they won't know *what* to say!Best course is crazy course
>>42692099>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.'ere we go.
>>42692099>>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.Also, PF, I owe you and Ghost an apology for getting so hyper-detailed in my last PM: I get kind'a loopy at 3a.m. The main threats in that theatre is aircraft, with sub-analogues a couple of lengths behind, so I went a little nuts on the AA and SeWaCo capabilities.
>>42692201That gir4l is absolutely lovely.Why are 18th century navy uniforms so lovely?
>>42692249I like this idea.Don't step in, but let Goto know that if he needs us we're here.
>>42690448Close. It was more 'withdraws from society' except with the screaming from a possession. I MUST HAVE MORE METAL BARS
>>42692201Now, she's an elegant lady. Classy.>>42692099>>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.I almost wonder if planefag has out-meta'd us here, and this option is the red button he wants us all to mash. That being said, I'll vote for it, because Goto has rarely ever disappointed.
>>42692201izzat sum mikasa
>>42692226>Kongou hanging off Goto's arm while she goes on and on about Arizona's armor and how she put herself between her and the Abyssal BBs and so on and so forth
>>42692099>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.Though I do wonder how the ultranationalist party would take it if Yamato came out and condemned them as insane madmen pursuing nothing more than their greed for power through bloodshed.
>>42692287What about metal boxes?
>>42692099"Do you think the Germans consider the Bismark and Graf Spree a threat as well?>That's different."No it's not, the Yamato is a symbol of Japanese might the same as the Bismark. She is the pride of a nation the same as Arizona still is. Now get out."
>>42692249I'd be down for that as well.
Okay guys, let's look at each option from an objective point of view.Pushing forward any of the ships, as well as going forward ourselves, has enough of a shock factor to shut up the nosy press. It's a high-risk move, however.Letting Goto alone on this seems like the most sane idea, but there's a chance that he's had enough of this bullshit.I was gonna suggest we invite them to the after-combat party but meh, bad idea.Which has the lesser evil between the two?
>>42692309I like it.Also gain some Ari points.
Here is a gift from Sufficient Velocity!
>>42692309On the other hand, the KM girls have been shoved off to British command
>>42692287But 'Corporal', you already have some. :^)
>>42692099OI PLANE FAGGOT >>42692309>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.
>>42692305The old men among them would probably have either a stroke or a heart attack. The rest would be gleefully mocked on 2chan.
>posting the old version
>>42692360>>42692305What would best-brown sister say though?
>>42692287>I MUST HAVE MORE METAL BARS>Cpl Hate looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!>Cpl Hate has seized a destroyer!
>>42692280'That Girl' is Mikasa, show some respect!>>42692301Right in one!
Welp, here's an Arizona anatomy pic draft. It's not done, but I'm not sure what it needs.
>>42692201I found this while diving around in an old hard drive I have.
Blah, Page 9 warning three hours into a thread... as usual.
it had to happen eventually
>>42692305Some of them would listen. I'm sure some of them would cry out that she wasn't the REAL Yamato and that she must be some kind of fake because the REAL Yamato would be all for whatever insane individual idea they had.
>>42692099>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.Don't really like it, but the other ones are too PILOT to be good ideas.If only we could throw Iku at those damn journalists.
>>42692405Whose turret is that?
>>42692099Write inWave to get Goto's attention, indicate we're ready to step in if needed.
Does the JSDF even have any operational conventional ships to spare? They only have like a dozen destroyers for the whole country and the war's been on for over a year
>>42692409That's when the average Japanese shitposter would cheerfully bring out the "I DRINK YOUR TEARS OF IMPOTENT RAGE!" images and macros.
>>42692307Look, all you need to fucking know right now is I'm in the 'works furiously' part of the whole thing. oh, and does the fucking phrase "MENACES WITH FUCKING SPIKES' mean anyfucking thing to you?
>>42692441IIRC, Mutsu's remains.
>>42692347I doubt that they would be shoved off onto the royal navy, they would be possibly placed under the command of experienced admirals (RN or not) but I HIGHLY doubt that the German ships-girls would be just given over to RN command just because of their links to WW1&2.
>>42692443As noted, there's DDH Kaga, as well as the other DDH's in service.Apart from Kaga, those other DDH's might be on convoy duty though..
>>42692249>>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.But I support raising our Cane.Perhaps we can have Arizona escort said reporter out... without telling him it's Arizona.
>>42692394>plenty of room for growing
>>42692333>implying they're all equally goodWhat is Arizona going to do out there? Charades? Having an American pull Goto out of the way to answer the tough questions about national defence looks really awful. Kongou is lkterally the only one in that list who can do any good.
>>42692481Moving up in the world to 16" or larger guns there, Ari?
>>42692474Did you miss the whole thing in the Chief Parker write-ups where the German girls are confirmed shoved off to the Royal Navy?
>>42692474Graf Spee did note that they're working very closely with the British girls in her interview with Chief Parker, so it's either a liaison from the Bundesmarine, or some RN auxiliary officer.
>>42692481I thought the USN stopped at 16 inch guns? Those are bigger than Yamato's.
>>42692384EXACTLYMYFUCKINGTHOUGHTSOH MY GOD MY SIDES
>>42692503Like she wants to stop fucking there. Girl fucking wishes she was an H45, mark my fucking words.
>>42692099Does Settle actually know what Arizona thinks about Pearl Harbour?Maybe ask Arizona if she wants to personally tell them she's not a threat.Wait. She can't talk, huh.>Lets not go off half-cocked and put a round in the proverbial ceiling, now. Wait to see how Goto plays it.
>>42692423>tossing Iku into a bunch of peopleI think the result of that would make Larry Flynt blush.>>42692523Unlike say US and Japan, English and German ships get along quite well and being pretty good sports about things.
>>42692511I haven't been able to read many of the write ups.The only ones I've read are Naka, Hate's version of LA and the stuff by that guy called Central.
>>42692530>Dwarf Fortress>Except all of the dwarfs are replaced by Hate
>>42692556Do they bond over beating up the French?
>>42692474Considering they flew under a swastika and the flag they were build, sailed, fought and sank under is now illegal in germany? I can't see them all jsut tossing it aside because peopel tell them the nation they lived and died for did a shit load of bad things.And if you think the gemrans wouldent force the issue you haven't seen Merkel.
>>42692561>He hasn't read Iowa's story, Chief Parker's exploits, and the other shipgirls from other frontsLots of catching up to do bruh
>>42692561Well the German girls are with the RN and Germany is very eager that they do convoy patrols for the rest of the fucking war and not remind them of WWII
>>42692567>Marine Fortress>Marines are short, sturdy creatures, fond of drink and explosions.
>>42692582>He hasn't read Chief Parker's stories>>42692567www.youtube.com/watch?v=80XAJKqRU9k
>>42692201I still think Willie saw a snoozing Mikasa that day.
>>42692561Only canon junk you're missing are the Iowa writeups
This has got to be the millionth time Goto has fielded this question in the last 18 months. I'd bet he has a plan. I second subtly getting his attention so he can include us in said plan if needed though.
>>42692582Someone link this guy to Parker's interview with Frau Graf.
Why are admirals being the face of the fleet? Don't they hire press release guys for these kind of things? You know, the pretty girl, or the most handsome guy.
>>42692688Oh god, pls don't.Link to the remastered version on SB.I will never write google-german ever again.
>>42692698>the most handsome guyThey did, it's Goto
>>42692613Christ no. those fucking rugrats don't have anywhere near the firepower to be worth fucking with. Maybe if they were Gearing class girls. BUT WE DON'T FUCKING HAVE ANY OF THOSE.
>>42692698For the majority of things sure, but they still like their commander quips>>42692711HUSBANDO
>>42692698Because occasionally, admirals have to do a Q&A session with the press. This is usually because the admirals know all the details and as such can better answer any questions given.
>>42692718>Not 'requisitioning' parts from a burke
>>42692582And you should take remedial spelling and grammar classes.
Hey Planefag, 7th Fleet's got a new commander now.
>>42692582>>42692618>>42692688>>42692710I got'cha covered:https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/kant-o-celle-quest-a-kantai-collection-game-transcribed-from-4chan.345865/page-23#post-18204658
>>42692760Death by Chains, so judged.A most useful fellow, isn't he?
>>42692718What about the USS Laffety? Also know as the ship that wouldn't die.She a museum ship somewhere on the east coast. I think... I know that she a museum ship but I have no idea where.
>>42692740Ha-fucking-ha. They don't have any to spare. I asked. I had naka fucking ask. Nada. Besides, VLS doesn't translate well to a fucking rifle.
>>42692760Spoilering. EVERY. SINGLE. PARAGRAPH.for what reason
As the reporters crowd the stage, gesturing at the podium and making loud demands of Goto, you notice Arizona edging backwards, kind of sliding behind you. Considering the hostility of the crowd, you can't blame her. You see Goto's lips moving quietly - probably speaking into a throat mic - and then the large TV behind him switches feeds. The clamor dies with a sudden gasp as the various cameramen instinctively lock their lenses on the never-before-released footage. Footage of Arizona.The entire room watches with rapt attention as the final exchange of Arizona's first true engagement, in this life or the next is replayed - the moment where she accelerates to put her armor between the Abyssal battleships and Kongou's thin belt. The cameras keep rolling, recording as Arizona's superstructure is ripped to shreds, her delicate features quickly masked in blood after the shell hit to her forehead, shattering her primary rangefinder. She closes her eyes, already blinded by the blood, her turrets firing on local control as her delicate frame is crushed under an avalanche of steel. “As you can see,” Goto's cold voice slices through the room, “the JSDF knows very well what we can expect of shipgirls who come back on their own.” He leaves the implications hanging over the crowd, subduing their complaints a bit. “Next. Question.”
Imagine if HMS Erebus came back for Canada.She would still wander the ice fields looking for the North West passage.
>>42692809>USS LaffetyShe's at Patriot's point in south Carolina.
>>42692825You mean story, right?Did you check?>>42692826Oi, new thread?
>>42692826That is mike drop-worthy.
“Admiral, in light of the many safety complaints regarding the unpredictability of the canine-type ship spirits reported by Swedish Norwegian and German news media, do you think allowing the USN detachment of returned PT boats patrol the Sea of Japan was a better choice than purchasing a new domestic littoral vessel?” Goto tilts his head. “I cannot speak for the experiences of any other navy, but the USN has maintained exemplary control of the returned PT boats in their recently assigned detachment. They provided low-level AA fire during the air raid last week that was instrumental in limiting damage and casualties, and we expect them to be a valuable force multiplier in days to come, allowing the JSDF to focus resources on specialty missions they are ill-equipped for, such as anti-submarine warfare patrols with the Kaga's upcoming first deployment.” Just below the murmur that's beginning to resurface your ears detect a terrible, terrible sound - the faint little howls of hunting Corgis, and worse, the breathy, shrill scream of a girl being pursued. You think back on the lousy timing that put the Higgins between the hammer and anvil at LA.How did Naka put it? Things begin as they mean to continue? >You have to keep these bastards in this room for a few more minutes at all costs. Announce yourself, let them fawn over Arizona for a bit. She can even give an interview. >You need to get out there and intercept those damn dogs NOW, before they come crashing through those very doors!
>>42692698you win the no prizeit doesn't make real world sense but it keeps the narrative tight
>>42692826Arizona is going to be famous.Think all of 2chan will waifu her now? Will she have to run from Otakus or will they just feed her donut?
>>42692837... when did 600 posts happen>>42692829The funny thing is she'd actually find it this time. And then she'd bump into a Russian warship trying to stake a claim.That would result in fire, death, and one very upset-looking shipgirl wringing her hands while looking bashful and going "oh no, oh dear."
>>42692837Well yeah it's just the story. But I can't possibly be the only person who finds a screen flickering between blue and big fat slabs of grey highly annoying.Again, for what reason?!>>42692829A lot of those northwest passage exploration ships had bad ends involving, lead poisoning, starvation and or cannibalism. Are you sure you want to go there?
>>42692845>You have to keep these bastards in this room for a few more minutes at all costs. Announce yourself, let them fawn over Arizona for a bit. She can even give an interview. Also>Interview>ArizonaHaaaha dee ha ha
>>42692845>You need to get out there and intercept those damn dogs NOW, before they come crashing through those very doors!Arizona in doggy-blocking while we keep an eye out for Kongou
>>42692845>You need to get out there and intercept those damn dogs NOW, before they come crashing through those very doors!>Signal to Goto for him to keep the meeting going while you sort out this shit.
>>42692845>>You need to get out there and intercept those damn dogs NOW, before they come crashing through those very doors!
>>42692845>>You need to get out there and intercept those damn dogs NOW, before they come crashing through those very doors!Stick them on Kongo
>You need to get out there and intercept those damn dogs NOW, before they come crashing through those very doors!
>>42692845>You need to get out there and intercept those damn dogs NOW, before they come crashing through those very doors!
>>42692845>You have to keep these bastards in this room for a few more minutes at all costs. Announce yourself, let them fawn over Arizona for a bit. She can even give an interview. On one hand, we're kinda throwing her to the wolves.On the other hand, DESPERATE TIMES REQUIRE DESPERATE TACTiCS
>>42692845Yeah. YEAH. I want to see you fucking try to stop those high strung little furry fucks. This is gonna be fucking GOOD.
>>42692845>but the USN has maintained exemplary control of the returned PT boats in their recently assigned detachment.We just let them chase down a lawnmower... ha.>You need to get out there and intercept those damn dogs NOW, before they come crashing through those very doors!
>>42692892Ha, the Alpha Dog is triggered!
>>42692845>>You have to keep these bastards in this room for a few more minutes at all costs. Announce yourself, let them fawn over Arizona for a bit. She can even give an interview.What they don't know won't hurt 'em--it'll only make it all the funnier once they get bowled over by a wave of fur and derp.
>>42692865>>42692829>>42692874Oh hey, an excuse to post this!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
>>42692845>You need to get out there and intercept those damn dogs NOW, before they come crashing through those very doors!This is Hate's fault. He does not respect the PT Boats as self-determining weapons or even as living beings. He must be brought to heel and do his damn job.
>>42692845>>You have to keep these bastards in this room for a few more minutes at all costs. Announce yourself, let them fawn over Arizona for a bit. She can even give an interview.
>>42692845>You have to keep these bastards in this room for a few more minutes at all costs. Announce yourself, let them fawn over Arizona for a bit. She can even give an interview.A R I Z O N ARIZONA
>>42692845Your writefags asked me to make this for you. It's appropriate, don't you think?
>>42692760Thanks, brah. I just now got around to 'updating' my pastebin with the corrected translations.If whatever Anon wants to read Telegraf without going through SB, here's the pastebin: http://pastebin.com/A03VzSuf
>>42692825a] To keep each installment separate and distinguishable from the othersb] So people don't switch off when they see a wall-of-textc] So people who read the SB or SV threads from start-to-finish can choose to avoid spoilers from way later in the quest when they read the side-stories
>>42692865And Sorry, eh? Here, I will make a stone cairn marking where you died. And eat your meat. Then you will pass into native legends.
>>42692845>>You need to get out there and intercept those damn dogs NOW, before they come crashing through those very doors!God dammit, should have split the party.
>>42692892And then he gets them to obey every command from sit to play dead.
>>42692907>Ospreys>A chinese carrier sinking in the background>AAV7A1'sHahahaha
>>42692845"Arizona. Goto. Go. Just look cute and nod and smile and WAVE. Keep them here."
>>42692845>You need to get out there and intercept those damn dogs NOW, before they come crashing through those very doors!While this is the proper choice...>>42692892We agree with the Lieutenant.
>>42692845>>You have to keep these bastards in this room for a few more minutes at all costs. Announce yourself, let them fawn over Arizona for a bit. She can even give an interview.It's win/win.... at first anyways.>>42692912What if it's Sammy letting her bunch run wild?Gotta say I guess this is what we get for blowing off the reconcilation.
>>42692926Halley! I DEMAND BOTH OF THOSE SHOUKAKU SHEETS!
>>42692971It -might- be intentional.
>>42692892Please tell me you didn't feed them low-quality dog food. That stuff tends to cause any dog to go hyper. lol
>>42692992Bruh, I was referring to Planefag's old running gag about pillowforts in SWQ.And how they always get blown up.
How about we get the reporters to pet the corgies?Like a petting zoo? TO familarize them with our lovely PT boats?
>>42693027Oh I'm well aware. It's why I implied it was intentional.
>>42692926You are doing God's work Halley
>>42692845>OtherHave Arizona go out there and stare the furry little bastards into submission.
>>42692907>>42692945Not the first time Aoshima's done boxart like that.They're cheeky cunts.
Which one of our ships is good at dealing with lots of little boats? Not Hotel based on Taffy 3. Kongo might be Ok.
>>42692458>Hate plays Dorf Fortress during downtimeAnd thus was born a tale of madness and misery to finally surpass Boatmurdered
>>42692962>Gotta say I guess this is what we get for blowing off the reconcilation.No, I think Hate would have done this regardless. He's in a workshop building a weapon that he thinks will let him take advantage of the size magic of kanmusu so that he can fight an Abyssal with a chance of coming out alive. He would be in that workshop whether he and Settle had reconciled or not, because he wants that glory, as well as jumping out of a Skyranger boots-first to capture that Sectoid Commander, forgetting that we haven't finished the Alien Containment facility.And that he has no Arc Thrower.
>>42693010I mean, usually I just fucking order a couple of pizzas.
>>42692845>>You have to keep these bastards in this room for a few more minutes at all costs. Announce yourself, let them fawn over Arizona for a bit. She can even give an interview.Then we find out that Arizona could talk all along but she was too uncertain to about what to say. Now? Now she has words for the descendants of the nation that sunk her originally.Or she'll give the entire interview in shitposting and image macros. Either works.
>>42693066...and just after posting this I realized I should have specified WHICH furry little bastards I meant.In this instance it's the corgis, not the reporters.
Hmmm. You know, if Yamato can just manifest a gun and hand it off to Hate, what about other things she carries? Liferafts? Spotlights? Rope Ladders?Maybe even... pillows?All I'm saying is if you can put food into a destroyer girl and create artillery shells, you should be able to create pillows as well. Unlimited Pillow Works.
>>42693116>Or she'll give the entire interview in shitposting and image macros.That would be amazing.
>>42692968look them up on danbooru, they should be there.
>>42693123Planefag already said that's too inefficient compared to other means of production.
>>42693123Now she is really a hotel.
>>42693112>Pizza>Not going full hawaiian pizza
VOTES CALLED, NEW THREAD SOON
>>42693123>All I'm saying is if you can put food into a destroyer girl and create artillery shells, you should be able to create pillows as well.Hmm. And if you put penis into a destroyer girl, do you get corvettes?
>>42693123Who the hell wants to even purchase shitty wartime cot pillows?It's not Sailors because all the smart ones who retired made sure they kept theirs!
>>42692809>>42692832Laffey might have gotten banged up going after Keokuk.
>>42693126Am I the only who thinks Ari talking in sign language would be cute as hell?>>42693148Yeah but we're not trying to create a surplus of pillows. The point is that every ship girl who ever was is locked and loaded for a pillow fight.
>>42693099It was called "Jaguarclashes" and it was fucking amazing. >>42693106Arc thrower? Naw, that's that fancy bullshit. I've got a stun rod, two bricks of Hi-ex, and an autocannon with some HE rounds and a mag of Incendiary. let's fucking do this.
>>42693195>Not carrying a crowbarDo you even Half-life
>>42693186>Am I the only who thinks Ari talking in sign language would be cute as hell?Ari's cute no matter what.
>>42693195You built a Mesoamerican-style pyramid and sacrificed captives on its steps, didn't you.
>>42693126Seconded. Thirded. Fourth'd, even.
Stick Ari in the room and have her deploy her shipkit for them to crawl over and poke as her face goes from a light pink to a deep red as the comment on her diminutive figure.
>>42693195>Hi-Ex>not frags and proximity minesIt's like you want the bodies to be blown up and irrecoverable.
>>42693195Hate, I don't think that a stun rod and some explosives are gonna subdue any Abyssal, even Hoppou.ESPECIALLY Hoppou.
>>42693268Nothing can stop Best Girl.
>>42693304Damn right, nothing CAN stop Willie Dee.
>>42693268Actually limpet mines would work on abyssals. You could just scatter them all over the ground. Humans aren't magnetic so they could run over them with impunity.
>>42693112Hate, just because they're crewed by the spirits of teenagers doesn't change that pizza is not something dogs should be eating all the time. Give them a good dog food, the kind that's mostly meat with enough vegetables to hold it together and provide nutrients. Plenty of water. And some bones for keeping their teeth clean.
>Naka agonizing over showing raw bloody footage from the battle>Goto blasting Arizona's mangled lack of fucks onto the newsheh
>>42693268Aren't we ignoring the obvious problem here?That there is no Alien/Abyssal Containment ready?And we need to immobilize and render unable to attack an Abyssal, without causing fatal wounds. That means that it would be better for a kanmusu to do it, so that they can wrestle the Abyssal into submission after knocking out the rudder and smashing the turrets.
>>42693112Just...find a pet store. Or some place that sells pet stuff, even a supermarket or something.
>>42693398Oh Hate's got that covered.Ain't that right, Marine?
>>42693376If they ever find out which one's JFKs, does that mean the PT boat gets it's own Secret Service escort just in case?