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>(1/2)

You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.

You feel your teeth rattle their way down your throat. Canine, molar, molar, incisor.

The tarmac burns against your palms, the rough, semi-scaled skin throbbing painfully. Goblin-laughter ebbs and swells in your ears, fading this way and that, seeming to bounce back and forth along the base of your skull.

You’re in the middle of the Scar, on an open road (or the remains of one, anyway), fighting half the Sinister Six. And one of their groupies, apparently.

You pull yourself up without thinking. Your danger sense is a constant, sharp whine in the back of your mind. Nothing is safe. No moment is spare. You look over your shoulder, wiping the blood from your eyes with one hand, and see the big guy – the groupie – charging at you, eyes full of fire and gnarled, tumorous masses flowing across his arms, like armour. You feel like if you move an inch, you might split open and shatter across the tarmac.

One of the Octopus’ metal limbs snakes its way through the air behind him.

You don’t see your chance so much as feel it.
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>(2/2)

Delving into your jacket pocket, you retrieve a nice, heavy ball-bearing, pinching it between forefinger and thumb. Your arm a blur, even to you, you send it shrieking through the air, passing over the groupie’s shoulder and bouncing off Doc Ock’s tentacle with a heavy, resonant thunk. It rebounds straight toward the electrical monster-man whose touch seared a long, black ruin across your chest (a ruin that you’ve mostly healed), who dissipates into a cloud of darting electrical radiance. You were counting on that.

As the groupie closes in, you push your strength into your legs, hurling yourself aside – into the path of your own projectile. You feel its arc parting the air before it, and you twist about to punt it off-course, sending it crashing into the side of groupie’s skull. It hits home with a wet, satisfying crunch, the impact nearly lifting him off his feet and sending a spray of unnaturally thick blood flying across the side of the road.

He sways, gritting his teeth, and the caved-in side of his head begins to fill itself back out, hard, scaly tissue rising through the cracks in his skull like foam.

And still, the Goblin laughs.

>Present Time: 12:34 AM
>Current Funds: $1,380
>Hunger Level: 2

>Solar Charge: 3/5

>[ ] Focus on taking down Doctor Octopus.
>[ ] Focus on taking down Electro.
>[ ] Focus on taking down the Goblin.
>[ ] Focus on taking down ???
>[ ] Focus on evading harm.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>42982661
>>[ ] Focus on taking down the Goblin.
do not fight nitro
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>>42982661
>[ ] Focus on taking down the Goblin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTQIogLBFBs
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>>42982661
>>[ ] Focus on taking down the Goblin.
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>>42982661
>[ ] Focus on taking down ???
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>>42982661
>>[ ] Focus on taking down the Goblin.
Goblin first. Then Doc Ock.
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>[ ] Focus on taking down Electro
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>>42982661
...so there is a fourth enemy present we haven't ID'd?
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>>42982661
>Focus on taking down Electro.
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>>42982781
There's the guy with the unknown powers that barged in at the end of the last thread. He's ??? because you have no idea who he is.
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>>42982781
It could be anyone! Even Dormammu!
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>>42982661
>[ ] Focus on taking down the Goblin.
Dude is their air support, take that fucker down, take flight and rain lasers on the rest
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>[X] Focus on taking down the Goblin.

Combat Check
>DC17
>+5 modifier

>>42982683
Does it have to be this way, anon?
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>42982865
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>>42982823
>implying it isn't Dio
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ROUND TWO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K8oOH823Uo
>[x] Focus on taking down Electro.
The guy with range and who can warp to a better sniping position takes priority imo.
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>42982865
sorry
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>>42982880
Not when we can fly while he can't.
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>>42982819
its Nitro
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>42982865
Rolling
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>>42982898
Anon. Pls.
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>>42982909
Your dice have been blessed by mortal combat apparently.
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>>42982871
>>42982891
>>42982909
And not a one failed. Can't wait for the crack bitch
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>>42982942
Don't worry, we'll fuck up as soon as Laura is back to see it.
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>>42982865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI


>>42982906
>You don’t even know this one. He just looks like some big, juiced-up kid, probably just a year older or younger than you, his long hair matted against his neck and his jeans absolutely filthy. He turns his gaze toward you, and his eyes blaze, tiny tongues of fire licking across his face. His veins seem to pop and flow across his skin, giving you the impression of volcanic fissures, or burst power lines.


doesn't sound like the Nitro I remember

me thinks molten man or OC
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>>42982966
JJ smelt nitroglycerin when he went to investigate the explosion
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>>42982876
>implying it's never not Dio
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>>42983033
>implying it isn't never not Dio, even - no, especially - when it isn't.
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>>42983000
I'm in 4plebs (RIP Moe)

and I'm not finding any posts with "nitroglycerin" made by Crusty
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>>42983111
nvrmind

he added an e to the end

stupid british spellings of words there's no u in color either
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>>42983111
thread 133

after we had breakfast
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>>42983159
Damn Brits! How dare they butcher their own language.
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>>42983159

There's no E on the end of Z, but you Yanks add it anyways.

It's supposed to rhyme with dead, not bee.
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>>42982909
>dayumn

>(1/2)

The red throbs behind your vision. You feel it clotting your brain, burning your thoughts to a crisp. The seconds rain down like shards of glass and you feel the fullness of each one. Life is becoming numbers around you – numbers at the base of numbers, the way you imagine an animal knows them. White hot, sharp, painful.

That laugh. That laugh feels like it could split your skull open.

Tearing your eyes away from the regenerating bruiser (at least, he looks like a bruiser), you catch sight of the Goblin swooping by overhead, his mouth gaping and wide, chest heaving with bout after bout of gleeful laughter.

You cannot take a second more of that laugh.

Withdrawing another ball-bearing, you feel your danger sense scream along you spine, and fling yourself to one side as a jet of searing, pressurized water slices through the air toward you. You know what’s coming next – screwing your eyes shut and ducking into a roll, you get yourself as far as possible before the stream ignites, a wave of white heat rolling over you.

It’s the groupie. You don’t know how it works, but he’s got, like, a kind of watery shadow that clings to his limbs. And when he wants it to, it fucking turns into fire, or something.

It honestly scares the living shit out of you.
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>(2/2)

The Goblin swoops low, and you spot one of those pumpkin grenade things in his hands. And then it’s not in his hands anymore – it’s arcing through the air toward you, a sharp, frantic chirping following behind in its wake.

Information floods your senses, and you move.

You feel your elbow buckle slightly as, almost unbidden, the response travels up your arm. You fling the ball-bearing not in his direction, but at his stupid little pumpkin bomb. There is a sharp metallic clang as the two meet in mid-air, and you see the Goblin’s smile suddenly falter, his tacky grenade rebounding straight back at him.

As for your projectile? You bestowed it with just the right enough spin that the impact sent it wheeling through the air toward the empty spot where you can feel the air beginning to ionize – where Electro was about to reconstitute himself. There is a crackle of disorganized voltage, taking just for a moment the vague shape of a man, before the whole process falls apart, your uncanny aim managing to keep the supervillain from reforming himself for just a few more seconds.

The Goblin-grenade explodes above you, and you duck down slightly as the pressure wave rolls across your shoulders. You think you hear something possibly-human-shaped hit the ground nearby.

Yes. You’re doing this.

The two Sinistees still in the fight advance on you.

>[ ] Evasive action.
>[ ] Focus on ???
>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>42983332
>>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>>42983332
>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>>42983332
>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock
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>>42983332
>[X] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>>42983332
>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.

easiest target imo
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>>42983332
>[ ] Focus on ???
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>>42983332
>>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>>42983332
>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
Dayum JJ, you hardcore
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>>42983332
>>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>>42983332
Does GG have defenses to defend against his own bombs? I feel like he does
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>>42983332
>>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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>[X] Focus on Doc Ock.

Combat Check
>DC17
>+4 modifier
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>>42983332
>[ ] Focus on Doc Ock.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>42983442
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>42983442
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>>42983442
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>42983442
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>>42983417
Well, he is superhumanly tough and strong just like Spoodermen, his armor probably actually works like armor, but an explosion close enough to his glider would unbalance him and probably throw him.

I don't think he's out, but for now he's down.
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>>42983454
AW SHIT SON

YOU WILL RIDE SHINY AND CHROME
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>>42983454
Witnessed
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>>42983454
YOU ARE WITNESSED
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>>42983454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KZA1xM1BXw
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>>42983454
WITNESSED!
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YES

WE SHALL RIDE ETERNAL

SHINY AND CHROME
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>>42983454
WITNESSED
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>>42983454
WITNESS!
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>>42983454
YOU HAVE BEEN WITNESSED!! YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL IN VALHALLA!!!!
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>>42983454
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>>42983454
You are witnessed. And it is well.
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Good god damn those Ball-bearings were a good investment.
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>>42983682
Boy were they ever
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ARE THE BEARINGS SHINY AND CHROME?

WE SHOULD GET SOME SHINY, CHROMED BALLS.
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>>42983454
>WITNESSED

Unfortunately, you’re not feeling any itsy bitsy Goblin gibbets raining down on you, so the supervillain must have had countermeasures against his own tech. Common sense, you guess. Stupid common sense.

The bruiser rushes at you, moving surprisingly fast for a man of his breadth.

You can feel the heat radiating off his fist as you twist to one side, ducking down under the watery echo that follows in the wake of his blows. Calling to mind Laura’s lessons, you bring your fists around, unleashing a spree of supernaturally-heavy punches across his exposed chest. The first impact rattles your skull and sends the nerves along the line of your knuckles into a fit of screaming. The second and the third are worse – you hear him grunt and feel his bones crack and shift before your strength, but each time you hit him, it’s like he just gets tougher. The fourth punch sends him skidding back on his heels, but you distinctly feel the flesh under his skin hardening in response, the shape of his skeleton shifting to support fractured bones and smashed organs.

How many powers does this guy have?

Blood trailing from your fists, you take advantage of his momentary disorientation, closing the gap between the two of you in an instant. He lunges, swiping with a meaty backhand, but you spring over it, propelling yourself off one of those big, muscly shoulders of his.

Straight toward Doctor Octopus, who seems to be intent on letting her weird groupie take you on.

Her limbs rear up defensively, streaking through the air toward you… and veer straight off course when you bounce a ball-bearing off the top of her skull.

She screams in pain, crumpling instantly, and for a moment you’re genuinely surprised she isn’t dead. You must’ve held back some of your strength.

You hit the ground, and your danger-sense flares.

>Reflex Check
>DC18
>+4 modifier
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>>42983706
>tfw the next sensible upgrade is to get Iron man to make some for us

>the step after that is a vibranium/adamantium mixture ball bearing

With how strong we are, we could probably huck around a shot-put pretty damn well, also. Sounds like it would be great for slower targets like the tumor-not-bro we're fighting currently.
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Chameleon eyes extrapolate power when?
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>42983733
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>>42983733
>How many powers does this guy have?
Really JJ? Really?
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>42983733
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>>42983733
apologies for crack bitching
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>42983733
Rolling
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>42983733
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>>42983761
<3

WHERE IS ALL THIS COMPETENCY COMING FROM?
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>>42983761
Vigilo Confido
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>>42983761
dayum
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>>42983761
a crit?
in the 1st 3?

is this real life?
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>>42983761
I didn't think it was possible, but now, you will have to be carried to Valhalla by Immortan Joe himself.
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>>42983761
WITNESSED

I WILL CARRY YOU INTO SHINY VALHALLA
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>>42983761
Fuck yeah, lets ride this thread to hell boiz
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>>42983761
Jesus Christ.

JJ is S-rank today.
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>>42983761
noice.
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>>42983812
I'm just waiting for JJ to say "Fuck it" and tear off a piece of street sign to turn it into a jagged ass glaive and chuck it straight at the "bruiser"s throat.

Severed heads tend to fuck everything, after all.

Tend to.
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>Peter finally shows up
>half the Sinister 6 + 1 is taken out, JJ triumphant.

The only downside is that people might start expecting regular competency our of us.
Still, imagine how wet Laura will be.
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maybe we'll actually kill some of these guys today; save Spidey some moral conundrums. and if he asks- we absolutely had to/it was an accident. we're new at this.

also, calling it now: that new guy is like us.
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>>42983883
>wet

>not spontaneously orgasming for an hour
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>>42983812
SSS rank when?
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>>42983890
We'll kill each and every one of them that we can.
Why wouldn't we?
They know where we live, know our identity, and won't stop coming after us/sending people after us after this.
What kind of fucking retard wouldn't kill them in that position?
We don't need to defend ourselves to anyone, especially not some 'Superhero' that can't even save his own uncle
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>>42983925
>>42983883

Just great. More clothes shopping!
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>>42983932
oy dont diss the spidey m8

ill fite u
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>>42983932
>all that edge

Calm down man. Not that "JJ doesn't kill!" fags aren't bad too.

Nuance, how does it work?
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>>42983932
While I think you're an asshole

I do agree we have absolutely no reason -not- to kill these people.
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>>42983932
Fuck off edgelord
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>>42983932
Not exactly. They don't know we live in the train station.
Identity is a none issue so long as we have invis, won't stop is frankly false, they tend to give up if there is no potential profit. Jack is far from the be all end all of their careers.
I infact doubt if we beat them we would face others, as it is not their MO.
Frankly your analysis is flawed.
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>>42983932
Don't ruin a good critical with your edgy bullshit, you whiny cunt
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>>42983982
>>42983969
it's so edgy to protect the people we care about and the entire fledgling town of mutants we've got going
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>>42984007
Nah, its just edgy to get a persecution complex over a fucking drug war.
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>>42984003
You're the whiny one, actually.
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>>42984021
again
>>42984007
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You don’t know what to do.

So you jump.

The air turns to fire around you, and for a second, you panic – you feel your chest heave and your gut squirm and the universe split apart, and you expect a sudden, brief pain, and then nothingness. Then you realize that you’re not on fire – that the fire missed you, and you’re just feeling the heat.

The force of the blast slams across your back, dashing you out of the air. There is an instant of confused, frantic flailing, before you somehow find your grace, angling yourself through the air as you streak toward the ground.

You hit the ground on your feet, the tarmac splitting slightly beneath you. You feel something snap near your knees, but the rush of the fight smothers it.

You look up.

Groupie turns around toward you, smoke billowing from his back. Long, shimmering threads of water weave through the air behind him, in the process of reforming back into the mass that shadows his every move. Patches of his skin are beginning to break out into disorganized, tumorous scales, a faint metallic glint evident across their surfaces.

“I thought you would be more than this.”

His voice cracks and splits as it finds its way up his throat.

You can hear – you can almost feel – the sound of him changing, inside and out.

>[ ] Focus on evading.
>[ ] Try to harry this guy with constant blows.
>[ ] Try to keep away from him and blast him at range.
>[ ] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.
>[ ] Try to grab Rahne and claw-girl and fly out of there.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>42984035
No new imput, circular argument.
Congrats, your post was pointless.
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>>42984000
This
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>>42984007
No, it was the way you went about suggesting it that was edgy.
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>>42984044
>>[ ] Try to keep away from him and blast him at range.
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>>42984035
You don't need to commit full blooded murder to protect people, Frank. Now get off the thread before you start drunkenly rambling again
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>>42984044
>Get in close and use a photoboosted blast to shoot him as far away as humanly possible.
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>>42984044
>[ ] Try to keep away from him and blast him at range.
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>>42984044
>>[ ] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.
He ends up reacting to our hits - that means we need to land a single strike and do enough damage with it to put him down, so he doesn't just heal/come back tougher from it.

Dangerous, since we have to close, but such is life for a mugga.
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>>42984044
>[ ] Try to grab Rahne and claw-girl and fly out of there.

Boom
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>>42984044
This fucker needs his head ripping off.
>[ ] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.
We delay too long and he is going to wear us down, we dont have photo 5, our stamina is limited. Once we stop being able to dodge we are fucked.
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>>42984051
nice! compelling argument, really showed me I was wrong
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>>42984044
>[X] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.

Inb4 crack bitch on that roll.
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>>42984044
We should sprint about, gather lengths of rebar and signposts then once we have a dozen of so that are long enough, we start to impale him to the ground.

If he wants to regen, we'll just immobilize him and bury him under rubble.

Stop him for a while, at least.
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>>42984111
Good, now stop posting faggot.
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>>42984044
>>42984089
This.
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>>42984097
I feel like he's reinforced himself already to the point the punch won't take
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>>42984044
>[ ] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.
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>>42984131
really hitting your points home, keep posting
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>>42984111
it did show it to everyone who isn't autistic. so yeah, I guess that wouldn't show you anything.
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>>42984044
>>[ ] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.
Lets see how well he heals from a decapitation.
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>>42984150
I think it's a risk we need to take. Only need to hold a little longer till help gets here, it should at least knock him down for a bit.
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>[X] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.

Combat Check
>DC17
>+3 modifier
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42984188
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>42984188
SHINY
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>42984188


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3kdBqBpjB8
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>>42984044
>[ ] Try to land a single photoboosted punch on him.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42984188
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>>42984170
Excellent.
Now we just need someone to post that image of two people 'trolling' each other and this convo would be complete.
Fuck off.
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>>42984171
>let's not finish these supervillains off, these supervillains that go toe to toe with Spiderman
>instead let's just let them go lol
>not autistic
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>>42984170
Look, Sir Edgemiester. People react poorly because of this argument coming up every time. Just let it go, and trust Crusty to handle things appropriately - like he did with the Owl.
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>>42984044
>[ ] Focus on evading.
This guy's got freaky deeky adaptive powers.
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>>42984199
Ha-ha Jesus Christ
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>>42984199
Kek
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>>42984199
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEESED!
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>>42984044

"Typhon has a tendency to exaggerate."

"Of course, I'm still enough to waste your sorry ass."
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>>42984199
WHAT
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>>42984199
DOOM ACKNOWLEDGES YOUR EXISTENCE AND WITNESSES YOU!
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>>42984199
Magnificent.
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>>42984199
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
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>>42984214
sorry, i haven't read the archives yet didn't know about that
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>>42984199
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>42984199
Can we eat him now?
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>>42984233
RABUM ALAL
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>>42984241
Well, that just shows why you need to read the archives before posting.
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>>42984199
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
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>>42984241
Why not read the archives before participating in a quest?
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I knew this thread was worth the virgins I sacrificed.
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>>42983932
First reason this is dumb, EVERYONE knows where we live.
Second, No one knows our identity because we're a homeless nobody.
Third, any thugs they send after us are just going to be if anything, worse off then these guys.
Youre dumb anon, and your reasoning doesnt make and fucking sense
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>This thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUWU8TIXCI0
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If the archive description of this isn't "WITNESS ME!" I will be dissapoint
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Archive desc should be "JJ takes on all comers."
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>>42983761
>>42983733
I live I die I live again
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"JJ puts his nuts on the table. The table collapsed shorty after."
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>>42984348
Nah, it should be "The day the crack bitch stood still"
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...we really need Laura to give us blowjobs more often.
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>Wait, you took on HOW many of the Sinister Six at once?

>YOU WON!?

>Spiderman's fw
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>>42984379
A goal every boyfriend aspires to.
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>Just came back from work
>Hey guys whats going on in this thr-
Holy shit did we just get consecutive natural 20s?
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>>42984379
>JJ excuses himself from a major battle for an emergency blowjob
>"What? It's part of my process!"
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"From crack bitch to swag pimp: The JJ Story"
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I'm gonna have to watch Fury Road again after this. Maybe play the game too.
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>>42984441
It has happened once before, I think.

...that thread had like no action though. Was it the one after we made a snowman with Laura?
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http://youtu.be/vs7TxUI8A64
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>>42984479
You thinking of the 3 nat 20's in a row thread within the first 3?
That was when we went to find silvermanes granddaughter.
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>>42984473
is it good? the game, I mean.
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>>42984479
I wonder if the snowman is still there. Watching over the scare with a silent vigil.
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This guy seems like a mini Leviathan-Crawler combo with fire mixed in just for funsies.
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>>42984479

That was 3 20s, all in the same roll.

Distinctly less likely than two in two separate rolls.
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>>42984526
No he's talking about getting nat 20's in 3 separate rolls. Not 3 in the same roll.
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>>42984537
Yeah, I liked it but it can get repetitive if you don't like the setting.
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>>42984479
i remember that...

We gotta prepare for fights by making snowmen while fucking/getting blowjobs with laura

Image the luck we'll get
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>>42984573
...and the frozen genitals.
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>>42984549

That is a surprisingly apt description.

If we hear a mental scream then we should run.
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>>42984594
Healing factor, baby!
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>>42984594

But Laura will have them in her mouth.

Are you saying Laura's mouth can't keep us warm?
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>>42984594
No no, Laura giving us a blowjob, not Laura and JJ getting a blowjob from a snowman
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>>42984642
Depends how hard she tries.
She'll try hard enough
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I dunno, the reactive armor is pretty much the same as described way back when defensive powers were still up for grabs.
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>>42984678
...
>JJ power
>wields fire, our phobia
>made a comment suggesting he knows/was told of us
Typhon you scoundrel!
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>>42984652
Well it wouldn't be a blowjob for Laura, but the snowman giving her a nosejob wouldn't it?
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>>42984714
Typhon a best waifu
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>(1/2)
>LIMIT BRRREEEAKER

You can feel your legs about to give way. Soon the adrenaline will wear off, or the damage you’re making worse and worse each second will tip over the edge into unbearable, and you’ll be fucked.

“Sure.” It comes out bloody, raw. “Whatever.”

You’ve had enough of crazy. You’ve had enough of this.

You reach down into your chest, past your heart, past your pulse, and find the spark that refuses to die. And you let it fill you up – let it surge into your arms and legs, into your breath, into your blood. It burns under your skin, but not like fire.

He charges, his legs distending, joints bursting and twisting, transforming his gait into one of digitigrade grace. Reminds you of a Spielberg raptor, kinda. The smoke parts upon his back, his watery shadow exploding into a flare of insane, translucent fire, sending him streaking toward you like a comet.

And in the instant before he’s upon you, you know what is about to happen.

You focus all your strength – all your inner fury, your fire – into your fist, and shift aside, just a step. Just a crucial inch.
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>>42984714
He did fight Goblin and Doc Ock before.
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>>42984720
Man if you think its your nose you stick up in there your doing it wrong or have a very skilled set of nasal passages.
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>>42984762
I think he's implying the snowman would fuck her with its carrot.
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>>42984762
He's saying since the snowman's nose is a large carrot.
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>(2/2)

His claws – big, black talons, their edges glowing with metabolic heat – rake across your flank, slicing through flesh and bone with equal, casual ease. You feel your blood boiling at his touch, turning to steam almost the second it splashes free of you.

And you punch him right in the center of his chest.

There is a sound like the universe ending, a trumpet-roar that deafens your ears and splits the ground beneath your feet. And he vanishes. One moment he’s in front of you, and the next he’s soaring through the air, his water-shadow literally exploding from his former location as the force of the blow rolls across the street. He hits one of the few tower blocks still standing near the edge of the Scar and keeps going, a trail of debris rising in his wake. The building teeters unsteadily, before coming crashing down, impact of its collapse shaking the Scar.

You feel the light fade out.

>Solar Charges: 0/5

The one thing stopping you from staring at your fist in amazement is the sudden, nauseating reminder that you’ve had a good portion of your flank gouged out, and instead you find yourself cringing all the way down to your knees, the blood already soaking through your jacket.

Damn.

>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>42984772
>>42984781
That would make more sense yes.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
interrogation time!
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
You did good JJ.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
No more villain harrasment, mutants will be free
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
Time to fuck off
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>>42984784
>[X] Try to finish off the Six.

Fuck morals we have people to protect.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>Finish off who we can
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[x] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
Gotta get gone, we can't keep this up.
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>[x] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
gotta know when to hold'em, when to fold'em and when to run.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out
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>>42984784

>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
Do NOT let them get up and give chase. It's not like fleeing will help us heal faster.


Also, Crusty, is JJ aware he picks up charge faster with his wings out?
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
We killed owl, now we must finish what he have started.
Reminder the path to t3 requires death.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
This is the part where Spidey shows up, no finish pls
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>>42984784
>[x] grab rhane and claw girl and get out.
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>>42984737

FALCON

>>42984784

PAUNCH!!!!
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>>42984784
>Try to grab Goblin and drag his ass out. Yell at the others, "You are now the Sinister Five. Unless you want to be the Sinister Zero, stay the FUCK out of my neighborhood!"
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>>42984784

>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.

Prove that we can handle ourselves without the Brotherhood.
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>>42984818
>>42984813
>>42984826
>>42984822

the logical thing would be to interrogate them
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.

This guy has the same powers as us but a level or two higher. Subdermal 4 = it gets stronger the more you get hit. Nat weapon 4 = Raptor legs.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.

You don't come into JJ's house like this and expect to leave.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.

>splitting the "deal with them" vote from the "run" vote
Dammit Crusty.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984853
the logical thing would be not to act like a b movie villain and play with your mortal enemies
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984853
They're SUPERS. Interrogation is rather hard.
>>42984784
>Finish off who we can
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
The king of the forest shall bear an iron crown
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.

Running doesn't help.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.

At least Doc Ock.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
FUUUUCK THESE NIGGERS
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984848
Oh, wow, shit, that's nice.
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>>42984784
>Finish off who we can
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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And then samefag reined down upon the thread in a great fury.
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>>42984784
>Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
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Have you no shame, edgy samefag?
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
The king and his knights shall fall to the dragon
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>>42984784
>Finish off who we can
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984784

>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.

CLEANSE, PURGE, KILL!!
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We might as well final destination this. At least then we will know the extent of samefagging.
Someone has a serious murder boner.
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Final Destination time?
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>>42984784
>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
Are you niggers stupid?
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.

>implying we aren't all samefagging
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
Literally fuck off samefag moralfags
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
We're out of steam. The last time we stuck around to gloat we got zapped.
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>>42984953
>implying he wasn't someone trying to make those that vote to kill look like retards
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>>42984784
Would you consider making this a numbered vote just in case?
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>>42984784
>[ ] Grab Rahne and claw-girl, get out.
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>>42984937
The battle of the autists had begun calling forth chaos and butthurt, though the unique poster count remained stable.
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Jesus CHRIST so many votes.

>[X] Try to finish off the Six.
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>>42984784
>>[ ] Try to secure or whatever the Six.
>>[ ] Try to finish off the Six.
They're down. There's no need to kill them unless tyhey try anything.
But if they so much as twitch in a way we don't like, do not hesitate. End the threat.
...actually, what happened to Electro? I don't recall seeing a body.
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>>42985017
Crusty please final destination that shit
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>>42985017
Final destination please
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>>42984987
Congrats on sucking dick samefag.

>>42985023
Still trying to materialize.
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>>42985017
They same fagged.

Number vote
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>>42985023
you wouldn't
he's about to reform behind us when we drop our guard killing the other five
we are prepared
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>>42985017
Final desination
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>>42985017
Whoa now final destination that shit, this is a major decision
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inb4 they escape
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>>42985017
Due to the rather suspicious circumstances, perhaps you should make this a final destination vote?
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>>42985023
He's become Schrödingers Quanto.
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>>42985017
Apparently Crusty is OK with Samefagging.
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>>42985052
>>42985036
>>42985031
>>42985029
>waaah someone voted for something that offends my true earth sensibilities in a fantasy game
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>>42985017
WAAAAH I LOST REVOTE I DEMAND A REVOTE
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>>42985052
>>42985036
It was PRETTY fucking obvious all of you guys were samefagging. I'm just laughing my ass off right now.
>>42985062
I mean we HAVE killed somebody before
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>>42985017
Final destination.
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>>42985017
Crusty both sides samefagged, so could you do us a courtesy of a numbers vote?
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>>42985085
it's because there was blatant samefagging anon.
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>>42985085
There is no way that many people voted.
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YOU IDIOTS! YOU FORGOT ABOUT ELECTRO!
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>>42985087
>>42985085
fucking samefags, i demand a repost of your replies to me
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>>42985052
Anon, everybody samefagged.

Really. I was samefagging for getting the hell out.
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>>42985104
Wait what would that acomplish? They're close enough that it could easily be two people and if the two of them samefagged it wouldn't prove shit
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>>42985088
Pretty much posted the dick sucking comment to show that complaining about one side is fucking pointless.

We need final destination.
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>>42985105
I didn't.
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>>42985017
I really question the legitimacy of the votes Crusty, can we please do a final destination for a major decision like this?
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While we are at it, I demand a revote for our shitty ass name. Lots of samefagging there too.
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>>42985103
Nah mate we simply so on fire today, that we got high electrical resistance. He ain't a problem.
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>>42985133
there was a number vote for that.
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>>42985133
While we're doing revotes, i want to re vote for our powers, these ones are just good for hurting and killing people.
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>>42985104
Dude, everybody samefagged there.
>>42985125
And I'm supposed to believe you because? See what I did there? people believe you samefagged even if you didn't
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>>42985135
Not really on the electricity front, we don't have the subdermal 3 and electric damage resistance extrap.
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So what, we killing these fools? Dibs on the Goblin glider thing, if it survived the fight.
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You faggots know they're going to escape right?
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Hmm, I think a numbered vote is possibly for the best. Though I'm certain all sides were samefagging to an equal degree.

POST

>1 for REMOVE SINISTER.
>2 for TIE UP SINISTER.
>3 for LEAVE SINISTER
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>>42985125
Congrats, but there was samefagging for all three options.

I mean, you think their wont be samefagging with a final destination vote? I've got two phones, three computers, and an iPad all in reach.
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>>42985133
There was a revote for the name jackass
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>>42985169
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>>42985169
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>>42985169

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>>42985169
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Got back from dinner.

Soooo that big dude is dead, right?

I'm surprised we didn't disintegrate the bones in our hand.
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1
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>>42985163
It was a joke, since heat increases electrical resistance.
>>42985169
Not voting on principle. People here are asshats.
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AYY LMAO

MURDERFAGS GET FUCKED
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>>42985215
>>42985216
No link.

>>42985225
>>42985228
>>42985234
>>42985235
One of you is a samefag and you should feel bad.
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Phasing
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2
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>poster count increasing steadily
Fuck you guys.
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3
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>>42985216
>>42985215
>>42985206
>>42985236

I see phasing is out in force today.
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>>42985169
>2 for TIE UP SINISTER.
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>>42985258
>it's all when 2 is voted
of course the fags that railed about samefagging are the ones doing it
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>mfw I've voted 3 times so far
>mfw I have no face
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VOTING CLOSED.
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>>42985277
Nice try faggot. First IP count increase was on the burst of 3's and 1's now it's steadly going up with each new post. So we've got a 2 and a 1 fighting each other.
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>final dest
>number of posters increases rapidly
>number of twos increases rapidly at same rate
yeeeeup
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>>42985277
Would you like butthurt cream now or later?

>>42985255
If samefags ever felt bad, they would not samefag.
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>>42985258
lol it was like 45 before this final destination vote
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>>42985169
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>>42985307
depends what that cream is, if it's your delicious faggot-tears then yeah thanks
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I don't even care how we approach the six, as long as we don't leave.
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holy shit stop voting jesus
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Voting is closed
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>>42985355
you can't tell jesus what to do
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>>42985355
1
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>>42985355
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>voters trying to discredit the other voting side
why am i not surprised
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>>42985296
Phasing
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>>42985332
I shall get the molten wax and ghost pepper mixture ready for you now sir. Please apply liberally.
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>>42985355
Jesus: lolfuckyou

>>42985296
>phasing
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>people coming out of the woodwork of lurking for final destination and mildly important votes

That's how it's always been and that's how it's always going to be, I don't think there are nearly as many people samefagging as some of you complaining seem to think.
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>>42985169
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Phasing.
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>>42985377
Goddammit.
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just roll 1d3 CJ and call it a day

anon cannot be trusted
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>>42985377
Might as well as go with the original vote for murder then if it was this close. Wasn't my choise, but I think we've waffed about enough with this.
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>>42985392
>voter count climbed by 24
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>it's a tie

When samefag fights samefag, who is the winner?

This seems like a pretty huge thing to decide randomly, so I'm going for a compromise.
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>>42985408
1d2. If nothing else, running is out.
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>>42985413
If we want to be totally naive crusty does have 187 followers on twitter.

>>42985419
So.. we tie them to death while leaving?
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>>42985392
I think it's a qm from another quest doing the samefagging for all sides and the initial accusations to stir up a shitstorm cause he's jealous about crustys crack bitch swagger.
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1>>42985408
>stage 3 : Bargaining
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>>42985377
>(you)#
>under all three
Lol
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>>42985377
I shouldn't find this funny. But I do.
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>>42985419
Just flip a coin.

If anyone argues with the dice, they are faggots and need not be heeded.
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>>42985377
Final destination is a 5minute cut off point usually aint it? I think you miss counted.
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>>42985419
>compromise

Sounds fair.
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>>42985413
>that isn't feasible during peak americlap hours, on an infested board in one of the most poplar quests
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>>42985419
You cant compromise between two binary options crusty
You know its incharacter to kill them
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>>42985434
Road haul them son.
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>>42985434
>So.. we tie them to death while leaving?
We do none of the above, and JJ instead stands there agonizing about the moral implications of his potential choices.


...man, that actually probably is most IC.
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>>42985447
Actually the random number generator /tg/ uses is pretty shitty.
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>>42985419
you made it three options crusty, just change it to two.

so that the 3 fags can join a side.
its how we lost sonic scream bitch
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>>42985448
at exactly 5 mins there was 1 more vote for 1 kek
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I'm disappointed in you Anon. You know lying is wrong.
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>>42985419
So, we only kill some of them?
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>>42985448
It's when crusty posts vote over.
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>>42985461
>Telling the GM what to do
Try harder.
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>>42985487
B-but I'm sure everyone else is lying so it justifies my actions! A-after all I know what's best!
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>>42985434
>So.. we tie them to death while leaving?
We were never going to be able to kill them. Remember when we voted to gloat over Doc Oc but it was cut short by us getting electrocuted. That's what's going to happen here. It was always what was going to happen if we didn't vote to GTFO.
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>>42985475
I never said to roll on here.

>b-b-but muh trust issues

They can fuck off as well!
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>>42985487
>I actually feel a little bad about samefagging now...
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>>42985487
Why did you have to go Mr.Rogers? The world wasn't ready.
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>>42985503
Not that anon, but how does one compromise here? I actually don't know.
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>>42985492
No. See >>42985511
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>>42985419
Well if we can't kill them I'll settle for maiming
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>>42985461
>poison pizza anon
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>42985486
Then thats how shit falls. Can't argue with the iron clad rules.

Though as is, probably better to just 1d2 it.

1 Murder,
2 tie up.
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>>42985512
Actually I didn't even vote on this because I thought it was kind of stupid to go full assburger because of something like this.
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>>42985527
Crusty is a big guy. He'll find a way.
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>>42985537
Well, I would hope we fractured Doc Ock's skull and she'll come back with a metal plate on her head.

At the very least.

She for sure has a concussion, though.
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>>42985541
Makes sense to me man.
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Laura is gonna show up, kill them herself, then call us a faggot for not having any balls
I know because my dad works at crusty
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>>42985527
>kill half
>kill in self defense
>they die from exhaustion during the marathon fuck session

the possibilities are endless
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>>42985540
>poison pizza anon
Please explain
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>>42985527
We were never going to be able to kill them. We voted to "try and kill them" The other members of the 6 are going to show up because we didn't vote to GTFO. Just like what happened last thread when we voted to monologue over Doc Ocks body.
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>>42985541
yeah i'd use this
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>>42985549
We take what we can get.

I wasn't voting because I just like to lurk, but this shit is wasting all of our FUCKIN' TIME!

Fuckin' Egoraptor references. Fuck Egoraptor.
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>>42985461
No it isn't. If anything it starts a grudge match between mutants and supervillains, and loses us any support we had from the superhero community. You edgy retarded motherfucker.
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>>42985584
"Try" implies there would be rolls involved that we could potentially fail.
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>>42985527
Me neither, but I know both sides will be unhappy and it will be less effective than doing one or the other. Kinda how this shit works. Also all these samefags and funposters? The containment quest has failed.
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>>42985569
>I know because my dad works at crusty
He's an ass doctor?
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>>42985570
>not "StewardASS"

You suck, man.
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>>42985541
Murder it is!
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>>42985527
We gank one of them and Peter shows up and goes all justices on us and drags us off to prison.
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>>42985604
it's not edgy, fuckwit. You wield buzzwords like i imagine you do your katanas.
>retarded
>he's retarded for taking out the problem and not letting it grow ad reproduce like the Supers do
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Thank goodness JJ isn't getting a haircut or deciding which pizza toppings to get.

We'd drown in the salt.
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>>42985628
or the irish StEWardASS
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>>42985623
Nah, bodyguard for the queen, she needs crusty's clandestine services at times.

>>42985659
>Implying JJ will ever get rid of his hair braid that matches lauras.
Heretical Anon. Pure heretical.
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>>42985647
It'll grow regardless you idiot. Even if you kill them, they'll just come back. And if they don't, someone even worse than them will just take over. If you're going to use the whole "always breaks out of jail" thing from comic books, you've gotta also acknowledge that mortality doesn't stop anyone.

So it is both edgy and retarded because not only does it NOT actually solve the problem, but it also weaknes our position with our allies, but you're too much of an edgelord to realize this due to a superficial dislike for comic books you dense motherfucker.
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>>42985647
Your retarded for trying to kill a group of highly trained killers instead of getting the fuck out of there. Do you know if they have more supers? Or that we can succesfully kill while a bunch of cops and firefighters show up? It was fucking stupid
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In comic books it's been largely established that being a murdering edgelord doesn't strengthen your position or make supervillainy any more likely to recede, not only do villains and heroes regularly come back from the dead but they can also easily be replaced.

The only thing murdering the SS does is make Peter hate us.

So yeah, Friendship > Homicide
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>>42985661
How can you tell she's Irish?
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>>42985604
>and loses us any support we had from the superhero community.
Yeah, because Moon Knight and Daredevil give a single fuck. The Blonde Phantom doesn't have more pressing concerns, and doesn't have Gambit - who has also killed people - on the payroll. Even fucking Peter doesn't have other shit to worry about. Mhm. Sounds legit.
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>>42985700
>our allies
Oh, sorry Anon, i must've glossed over where we made allied pacts, agreements, or hell, even met Supers other than Spiderman and a couple others.
But yeah, let's not alienate our great big allies that have been such a huge help to us and our people!!
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>>42985659
>or deciding which pizza toppings to get.
>We'd drown in the salt.

JJ likes anchovies?
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>killing bad guys is bad!

>implying people won't rally behind the idea of someone ACTUALLY GETTING RID OF SUPERVILLAINS

Well, I know for a fact Jameson would be all over it, and he'd probably paint us a hero.

Media is a dangerous weapon.
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>>42985751
Muh safe haven! Muh murder all those who encroach!
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>>42985751
They just think murder is hardcore and 'cool' it's pointless talking to them. Fucking idiots ruining JJ's finest moment with their bloodlust for fictional characters.
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>(1/2-3)

Your breath sags through you. You feel like a popped balloon – like you’re slowly deflating.

You’ve gotta… you gotta get the others and…

In the corner of your eye, you notice the Doctor Octopus moving, her metallic limbs coiling protectively around her. Her motions are sluggish, almost retarded, as like she can barely see or feel anything. You feel a cold, grim weight settle in your stomach as you realize that this – this would be the perfect time to just get rid of her. Whatever she and her friends were after here, it can be done away with right now, right here.

They can just disappear. Vanish between the cracks. Like you will, one day.

You feel your claws urging at the tips of your fingertips, scraping for freedom.

Maybe… maybe you could just…

The air condenses beside you, and you feel your danger sense explode along your back.

You turn around, to look straight into Electro’s lack of any discernible eyes.

Oh.

Right.

“Hi.”
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>>42985756
I didn't. It was a joke. "Ew ass" cause the irish think there's something like "too much ass". It's a /sp/ or /int/ thing.
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One thing we don't need to samefag about (but probably will anyway) is to

>"Lets all go out for Frosty Chocolate Milkshakes to celebrate!"
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>>42985580
>Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
>Lisa: What are we gonna have?
>Homer: Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
>Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
>Bart: Poison pizza.
>Homer: Oh, no. I'm not making two stops.
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There is also the fact that once you get the reputation of a killer you lose all respect and future enemys will fight to the death to not be killed themselves. Whereas if they know you play by the unspoken rules they can give up and get away eventually. Which while kicking the can down the road at least stops the problem from going down kamakazi territory style bullshit which will fuck things up.
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>>42985791
Sure he wouldn't spin it into vigilanty murderer who acts above the law?

>>42985803
There is a thing as too much ass. Like fat chicks.
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>>42985751
murderhobs don't murderhobo to murderhobo. They murderhobo because they're murderhobo's.
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>(2/2)

It comforts you, as the lightning spirals across your skin, and you feel your flesh beginning to burn, that you will die with your sense of humour relatively intact. It’s a momentary comfort, however – in an instant, the pain burns away all coherent thought, and you feel yourself collapse to the ground, the skin peeling from your back and your nose shriveling at the scent of your own body fats burning away. A second jolt rushes through you, and you arch your back in momentary agony, your eyes snapping shut, your whole body seizing up as though zapped by a cattle prod.

Eventually, the pain subsides enough for you to open your eyes, and you see the luminescent being standing over you, a halo of blinding, erratic light encircling his brow.

“Fuck you.” Your lips split at each other’s touch. “I fucking won, you pri”-

He leans down, and you feel his touch burning through the joint of your elbow, flesh crackling and popping and coming undone. The pain is… it’s not what you expected. You guess your nerves just blow out and give up at that kind of heat.

Your vision swoons, and you feel like you’re falling back into your own skull.

So, you don’t entirely trust yourself to be drawing an accurate picture of things when, out of nowhere, a balloon full of water explodes across the back of Electro’s head. The creature screams like an electrical storm, and… you drift.
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>>42985769
>>42985776
They'll still fucking come back. More villains will come either for revenge, to protect their reputation, or they think we're a threat. You're not making anyone safer, you're categorically doing the opposite.

And Peter Parker is very much someone we don't want to make an enemy of.
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>>42985802

Ah, forgot about him.

Oh shit.
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>>42985802
>compromise is getting our shit kicked in
kek
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Am I the only one who hates the vehment "Killing is terrible!" faggots as much as the "Murder pls" faggots.
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>>42985843
We have a small settlement's worth of POWERFUL MUTANTS.
You are literally almost too much of a retard to function
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>>42985802
>>42985841
Why do we keep forgetting that we're trying to fight a Logia user without Haki?
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>>42985824
>Sure he wouldn't spin it into vigilanty murderer who acts above the law?

He really likes people who -don't- wear masks, and the buzz from someone being an honest to god "hero" in his paper for once would bring a lot of attention since normally all you hear from him is "bad thing, dude wearing mask, scum, secret alliance".

He would stand to make a lot of money from painting us a hero.
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>>42985874
I hate you who tries to garner support for something that is irrelevant.
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>>42985874
no. no you aren't.
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Gee, guess maybe we should've got the fuck out. Edgelords pls go
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>>42985874

I do, but I just see killing them as the better choice since they won't have the chance to come back with upgrades designed to go against us.

That's just me, though.
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>>42985874
nope

didn't vote, didn't join the "discussion"

I literally don't care as long as our muggas are safe
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>>42985880
So what you want to start a powered grudge war? Like that won't be the last straw to send the sentinels in?

You're a dumb cunt, if you weren't samefagging your desire to kill people, people wouldn't have counter-samefagged to stop you so we could have GTFO because we keep fucking forgetting that Electro is immortal.
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>>42985916
You DO realize the other winning option was staying there and tying them up right? That wouldn't exactly be better.
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>>42985874
I voted to GTFO because I actually read the last thread where this exact thing happened before.
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>>42985874
Murder on a need to do basis.
Sure these guys suck, but if they really were out to kill us they would have just bombed the shit out of the area with superior tech 5 minutes ago.

This is a power struggle fight. It's not personal enough nor warrants killing just yet.

>>42985874
Eh, every side is obnoxious.

>>42985918
Comic verse = no one stays dead for long if their a main protag/plot point.
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>>42985802
That's right
>>42985103
WHO FUCKING CALLED IT?!
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So we're all in agreement then.

Electro is a dick
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>>42985964
DON'T YOU KNOW? HE'S ELECTRO
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>>42985959
>Comic verse

Is different from HMQverse.
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>>42985954
>>42985957
>implying we would be able to run away from Electro, who is vastly faster than us, and can also fly

I;m sorry, but EVERY option would result in "lelectro"
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>>42985981
That he is.
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>>42985981
He's OP as fuck
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>>42985940
>implying i samefagged
keep projecting faggot.
The Brotherhood would step in, and we're not sure whoever's on the X-Team wouldn't either.
Sentinels are a while off, and they will be for a while.
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>>42985964

Because taking the time to gather the girls and fuck off would totally have prevented him from doing what he just did.

TOTALLY.
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>>42985918
Except that's retarded. If you're operating off comic-book logic you can't just stop halfway when it strengthens your argument.

If you accept that villains will always immediatley get out of prison you also have to accept that villains come back to life or are replaced by more dangerous legacies. It's just not a tenable position.
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>>42985981
We did kind of stab him in the stomach, and the man is rather limited on "Fry shit" as his main attack.
He is still a dick though.

>>42985993
Somehow i doubt that when it boils down to it.
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>>42985991
No, it was me. I was trying to gloat there.
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>>42985964
Crusty. Hell I'm pretty sure he wrote it.
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>>42985841
Crusty pls.
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>>42986015
>comic-book logic
See >>42985993
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>>42986026
>>42986026
Well, can you gloat while your voice is in dub step?
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>>42986004
GOOD NEWS!

From prolongued exposure to electro, and actually touching him, we'll spontaneously mutate SUPAH DOUBLE ELECTRICITY POWERS! Not just Taserhands, but zappy lightning tower hands!
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FREAKY DREAM SEQUENCE INCOMING?!?!
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>>42986014
Or we could have, you know, realized that there's still a super villain around that will gank our shit and postpone our escape attempts.
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>>42986045
Your argument sucks.
Qu do's
Another anon.
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>>42986045
then how do you know that in the HMQverse, villains don't stay arrested?
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>>42986085

Prove they don't.

>>42986078
>Your argument sucks.

Explain why.
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>>42985841
>(2/2)
So is there more coming, or what?
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You stand at the edge of the ruins, where the sky meets the water, and the stars seem to veer down beneath the horizon, into forever.

Vast, vaguely cetacean shapes move beneath you, their massive forms discernable only as momentary shadows. You look out into the unknown and feel your heart swoon at the enormity of it. There is so much out there that you may never see. There is so much out there. So much more than the mist, or the water, or even the stars.

You turn back toward the ruins. They stand like huddled, ancient sentinels, bowed and cracked by the sheer breadth of time.

You will be like that one day.

>[ ] Lie back and watch the stars.
>[ ] Walk into the mists at the edge of the world.
>[ ] Return to the ruins.
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>>42986117
>>[ ] Walk into the mists at the edge of the world.
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>>42986045
So then how do you know they won't stay in prison, Frank? Do you have records of HMQ Supervillian break outs?
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>>42986117
>[ ] Return to the ruins.
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>>42986117
>[ ] Walk into the mists at the edge of the world.
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>>42986117
>>[ ] Lie back and watch the stars.
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Fuck. There's an owl staring at me outside.

Fucking eerie.
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>>42986117
>[ ] Walk into the mists at the edge of the world.

SILENT HILL
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>>42986117
>[X] Walk into the mists at the edge of the world.

Another dream sequence. Great.
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>>42986117
>[ ] Return to the ruins.
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>>42986117
>[ ] Walk into the mists at the edge of the world.
I've always thought abstract dream sequences are cheesy as fuck tbh
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>>42986117
>[ ] Lie back and watch the stars.
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>>42986117
>>[ ] Walk into the mists at the edge of the world.
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>>42986117
>Walk the mist
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>no reflex save to react with science glove
I'd complain, but the pleasure I get from seeing the samefags punished is greater than the displeasure of JJ being in pain.
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>>42986129
>So then how do you know they won't stay in prison, Frank?

I'm not Frank.

>>42986144
Kiss it
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>>42986117
>[X] Return to the ruins.

Do not grow content. Do not go gently.
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>>42986148
>I just want to fuck Laura, get money. And help out my extended hobo-family.
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>>42986144
He knows what you did Crusty.

Buy him a Prius to appease him.
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>>42986117
>[ ] Lie back and watch the stars.
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>>42986129
Do you?
Neither of you can argue anything without those surgically attached assholes at the ends of your fingers
Neither of you know anything but that it would've been IC to kill them so that our pals and our mrs would be safe.
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>>42986144
IT KNOWS
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>>42985841
>[x] Lie back and watch the stars.
Ruins are the past. Mist is perennial. But stars, they are the heat life of the Universe.
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>>42986117
>[ ] Walk into the mists at the edge of the world.
>Insert D4's theme "Arousal" here
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>>42986144
You left him for dead in the story, and he reaches through reality. The Owl wants vengeance, you penned how he died, Crusty.

We chose it and now he comes for you.

With a tiny owl sized prius
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>>42986117
>sit down and masturbate
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>>42986144
Loki know Crusty.
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>[X] Walk into the mists at the edge of the world.

Writing.
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>>42986117
>>[ ] Return to the ruins.
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>>42986117
>>[ ] Walk into the mists at the edge of the world.
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>>42986117
>[ ] Return to the ruins.

All things have their place, and ours is fighting in the shit hole to make it just a little bit better. Because we have people counting on us.
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>>42986213
Fuck that was samefagged to shit. Can you at least do a FD??
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>>42986241
Oh fuck off.
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>>42986176

Don't we all?
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>>42986117
>[ ] Return to the ruins.
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>>42986176
Yes. I do.
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This is what happens when you can't commit to either a pacifist or no mercy run.

Neutrality
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>>42986333
What drives a man to be neutral?
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>>42986333
If anything we are non-lethal ghost because it gives more xp.
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>>42986352
>>42986333

Worked fucking well for Switzerland.
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>>42986352
I don't know, but my gut says there may or may not be one unifying reason.
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>>42986333
For some reason i want to play XCOM again
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>>42986333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ
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You walk.

The mists envelop you, and soon you are without sight to see or star to follow, aware only of yourself and the slow, steady notes of your feet upon the surface of the lake. The world is one of shadow – things wane and wax in and out vision, your limbs feeling light, as though threading away, uncoiling.

Eventually the mist is more than that. Nothing more than a great, silvery expanse at the edge of everything, like the face of the moon.

You meet it eventually, at the outer boundary, where things tumble away.

The blinding creature sits with its legs crossed and its arms stretched across the universe, its eyes perceiving you with vacant recognition – the way you understand that there is oxygen and you breath it, so does it understand that there is you. The circlet of light about its head pulses in fiery silence, waiting, sending, receiving.

You feel strangely comfortable. This presence is one so vast it denies fear, even if fear would be right.

>[ ] Ask it what it is.
>[ ] Ask it what it wants.
>[ ] Ask it why you are here.
>[ ] Ask it where you are.
>PICK ONE
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>>42986392
Not so great for JJ.
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>>42986438
>>[ ] Ask it what it wants.
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>>42986438
>>[ ] Ask it what it is.
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>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it why you are here.
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>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it what it wants.
Dude this is tripy

I love it
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>>42986438
>>[ ] Ask it why you are here.
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>>42986438
>[X] Ask it what it is.
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>>42986438
>>[ ] Ask it what it wants.
>>
>[x] Ask it where you are.
>[x] Ask it why you are here.
>FUCK THE POLICE
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>>42986438
>[x] Ask it what it is.
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>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it why you are here.
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>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it what it wants.
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>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it why you are here.
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>>42986438
>[X] Ask it why you are here.
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>>42986438
>>[ ] Ask it what it is.
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>>42986489
>typical Phasebro in his natural habitat.
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>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it why you are here.
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>>42986438
>>[ ] Ask it what it wants.
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>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it what it wants.
>>
>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it why you are here.
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>>42986489
>FUCK THE POLICE

>COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
>YOUNG MUGGA GOT IT SHITTY 'CAUSE HE'S FREAKY
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>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it what it is.

Inb4 "Hey nigga, what it is?" in a Richard Pryor voice.
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>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it why you are here.
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>>42986438
>>[ ] Ask it what it wants.
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>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it why you are here
>>
>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it where you are.
>>
WHATS GOOOOD MYUUUUGGGGAAAAA
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>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it what it wants.
>>
>[X] Ask it why you are here

Writing.
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>>42986582
inb4 Phoenix
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It wants our hot mutie ass
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>>42986570
Uh, what I actually meant to say was

WHATS REEEAAAAAALLLL GOOOOD?!
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>>42986570

Oh it'd be hilarious if super old JJ ends up being a mutant version of Colonel Stinkmeaner.

Though instead of being a total cunt, he just doesn't give a fuck about anything.
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>>42986593
Goblin Force. Google it.
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>>42986144
HE KNOWS
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>>42986438
>[ ] Ask it why IT is here
>>
Clearly this whole sequence of events is JJ's brain hallucinating as he dies
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>T3?
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>>42986739

Potentially.

If Fire-Water Faggot died from the punch or having a building crash on top of him, then we've already gotten at least one of the two things needed for T3 transformation without a Will Save.

Might have both if beating him up also meant that JJ overcame his fear but hasn't realized it yet.
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>>42986733
Duh.
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>>42986739
implying
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>>42986733
>implying Laura isn't giving us mouth to everything resuscitation
>implying she's not trying to wake us up with a blowjob
>implying we won't wake up just as this entity was about to spill the secrets of the universe to Laura with a mouthful of us
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>>42986733
lets test this theory and have JJ huff paint next time
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>(1/2)

You speak, and you barely understand the words. They seem too small for this place.

It perceives in immense silence, its idle radiance scouring across the sky, revealing all things as thin and insubstantial before it.

Finally, some reflection of your question seems to return to you. Not an answer, or an acknowledgement, but a movement from one wave to the other, a thought illuminating an idea across the thermonuclear surface of the thing.

You feel yourself perforated – you feel the sudden, crushing, emptiness of this creature, the absolute lack of sense and thought and qualia, and then you feel yourself expanding. You feel it reaching through you, moving through you, blooming through you, opening out beyond the frenzied white at the edge of things, beyond the mist, immense hands burning at the dome of the sky, pushing further, harder, etching themselves into the fabric of reality.

YOU ARE HERE

TO BE

FREE
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>>42986806
>YOU ARE HERE
>TO BE
>FREE
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>>42986792
Having a JJ wake up scene with a BJ from Laura would be nice to have.
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>>42986806
>YOU ARE HERE
>TO BE
>FREE
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>>42986806
>YOU ARE HERE
>TO BE
>FREE
WE ARE THE CHILD OF REVOLUTION! THE VOICE OF THE SPEECHLESS! THE FIST OF THOSE WHO CANNOT DEFEND THEMSELVES! WE ARE FREEDOM INCARNATE, AND WE ARE GOING TO SHINE LIKE THE SUN!
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>>42986806
>YOU ARE HERE

>TO BE

>FREE
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>>42986806
>Here to be free
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>>42986806
What is it with weird & crazy people doing weird & crazy things to JJ? Just say it already, angel creature thing.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
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its trying to sell us a cable subscription
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>>42986806
>>42986813
>>42986839
>>42986856
>>42986864
>>42986871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa4-F5UtOLI
>I had strings
>But now I'm free
>There are no strings on me
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>>42986907
>KILL IT
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>>42986907
Free! Free of monthly payments, we just require one giant annual payment!
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>>42986806
can some marvelfag tell me whats going on here
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>>42986806
I'M FREE AS A BIRD NOW
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>>42986956
We have no fucking clue, it's OC
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>(2/2)

You awaken with a start.

For a moment, nothing seems real – you feel an immense longing to return somewhere, to flow back to some point of origin. But things slowly gain substance, shadows becoming shapes and weights and sensations, and you know where you are.

You’re… in your tent?

You try to move, and your whole body screams in protest. You think better of it, at least for now.

Straining, you try to… try to think back…

You fought the Sinister Six? And punched a guy… through a building? And then…

You feel an unfamiliar, awkward sensitivity along the width of your arm, and you force yourself to look down.

Your left arm ends just beyond the elbow, terminating in a sore, reddish stump.

It takes a moment for you to process that.

You can feel it healing, feel marrow and flesh stretching and rebuilding, a slight, bioluminescent glow threading its way through the soft flesh, but… you’re still missing a good portion of your arm. And that is not a fun feeling.

You can hear people talking outside. Lots of people.

>[ ] Make your way out.
>[ ] Rest. You feel like you’ll heal faster that way.
>[ ] Listen.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>42986169
>not enjoying JJ's pain
Why are you even here?
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>>42986956
were not dealing with marvel right now so we are all flying blind here
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>>42986978
>[ ] Make your way out.
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>>42986978
>>[ ] Listen.
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>>42986978
Meditate, become one with our innerself
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>>42986978
>[ ] Rest. You feel like you’ll heal faster that way.
>[ ] Listen.
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>>42986978
>>[ ] Listen.
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>>42986978
>>[ ] Make your way out.
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>>42986978
>listen
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>>42986978
>>[x] Rest. You feel like you’ll heal faster that way.
>>[x] Listen.
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>>42986978
>[X] Make your way out.
No need to thank me everybody, just doing my part to keep the Scar safe.
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>>42986978
>[ ] Rest. You feel like you’ll heal faster that way.
>[ ] Listen.
Thats what super sense are for
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>>42986978
>[ ] Listen.
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>>42986978
>[x] make your way out.
Badass mutha fuckas like us don't vot time to rest.
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>>42986978
>[ ] Listen
>>
>[ ] Make your way out.
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>>42986978
>[ ] Listen.
>>
>[ ] Make your way out.
We can rest when we are dead. So, soonish.
Laura, what's the situation out there?
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>>42986978
>>[ ] Listen.
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>>42986978
>[ ]Crawl out meekly, you still need to get those two away from the Sinister Six.
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>>42986978
>[ ] Listen.
Then decide.
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>>42986978
>[ ] Make your way out.
Sup bitches, heard you talking shit
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>>42986978
>[ ] Make your way out.
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>>42986956
Crusty is a creative person. We're having a magical fun-time adventure.

>>42986978
>[ ] Listen.
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>>42986978
>[ ] Listen.
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>>42986978
>[ ] Listen.
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>>42986978
we should ask our bros to lay us out to sizzle in the sun like a strip of bacon
a few solar charges will go a long way towards uncooking our insides and getting us that arm back
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>>42986978
>[ ] Call out for Laura.
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>>42986978
>[X] Make your way out.

i'm the best aroound. Noone's gonna keep me down
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>>42986978
>[ ] Listen.
>>
>[X] Listen.

Writing.
>>
stop
look
and listen

Vanilla Ice on a brand new mission
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>>42986978
>[x] Make your way out.
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>>42987109
'cept Electro, but he's a dick.
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We should bask to regen faster. Sitting in the tent is making the arm take longer.
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>>42987116
Isn't it
>Stop
>Wait
>Collaborate and listen
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>>42987127
Fuck that wet crack bitch.
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>>42987127
He's pretty tough, especially when he has like 5 other guys with him.

AC/DC ain't just a current and a band for this mugga.
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>>42987141
Probably should let our organs settle first. Stuff took a few hours to heal after the Mr.Negative fight too.
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>>42987169
but our organs will settle fastest in the sun
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We still have a couple of charges, we should use them.
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>>42987250
We're at 0 after the CHROME PUNCH.
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>>42987250

Nope. Look below.

>>42984784
>>Solar Charges: 0/5
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>>42986832
>>>42986792 #
>Having a JJ wake up scene with a BJ from Laura would be nice to have.
It really would. Take note Crusty.
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>>42987265
Well fuck.
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>JJ will never learn his ears are erogenous

I don't like this feel. Somebody make it go away.
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>>42987303
Yep. That's why we should go bask.
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We should jam our stump inside Laura and let the arm grow back inside her.
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>>42987328
>>42986978
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You lie back and listen.

There are a lot of people in the station. Lots of heartbeats. You can smell things – fear, excitement, worry. Uncertainty.

“…lucky Spider-Man came along, way I heard it.” That’s Jono, you realize. Nobody else has a voice like that. “What would’ve happened if he hadn’t? We’d be scraping him an’ Rahne off the street is what. Maybe more. Maybe everyone in that lot.”

“He”– Noriko. –“Spider-Man said he’d fought a few of them off on his own”–

“Yeah?” Female. You don’t know this one. “That’s your word, bluebird.”

“Why would I even”–

“Look, this… this isn’t important right now.” Hisako. She sounds nervous. “What’s important is that they had someone in the lot, telling on us. This, uh…”

“Jacob.” Says a small, tired voice. You think you recognize it, but it’s… not quite the same? “His name was Jacob. I think they were calling him Ladon or something, though… I-I had no idea he was…”

“It’s okay. Nobody’s questioning you.” Noriko chimes in, a comforting tone to her voice. “You didn’t know the guy like you thought you did.”

“All the more reason to rethink our stance on that woman’s offer.” Says Jono. “These bastards clearly have their shit sorted out. I’m not sayin’ we have to go for it, just that we mebbe wanna… think about it.”

Silence.

You can feel yourself drifting back into the dark.

>[ ] Get up, chip in.
>[ ] Let yourself rest.
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>>42987353
>[X] Get up, chip in.
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>>42987353
>[ ] Get up, chip in.
Unfortunately we can't rest until we've sorted some shit out.
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>>42987353
>[ ] Get up, chip in.
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>>42987353
>[ ] Get up, chip in.
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>>42987353
>>[ ] Get up, chip in.
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>>42987353
>[X] Get up, chip in.
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>>42987353
>[ ] Get up, chip in.

"You don't think she might have set this up? Get turned down, then she sends in some friends to fuck us up and then have us crawl back to her begging for help?"
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>>42987353
>"I can hear you, you know. And don't worry about the Six. I'll call in some friends, get some faster response for the Scar."
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>>42987353
>>[ ] Get up, chip in.
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>>42987353
>[ ] Get up, chip in.
Who do you think sent them?
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>>42987328
No.

You are clearly drunk/high/both.
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>>42987353
>Get up, chip in
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>>42987353
>>[ ] Get up, chip in.
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Pls tell me Sharkgirl is recruitable crusty

she's totally Jawesome
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>>42987353
>>[ ] Get up, chip in.
No rest for Lizard Jesus.
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>>42987353
>[ ] Get up, chip in.

"No. We are here to be free. We won't be the tool of some shady bitch like her."
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>>42987353
>>[ ] Get up, chip in.

Jesus Christ really.
>JJ cldnt' do anthin I'm tuff nt him lel!
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>>42987353
>[ ] Get up, chip in.
>[ ] Take things slow when you need to. You don't need to make things worse by moving too quickly.
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>>42987353

>[ ] Get up, chip in.

Those fucks face off against the armed and trained American police force on a near heistly basis.
If you think a bunch of kids with guns would see them off you are optimistic to a fault.
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>>42987353
>[ ] Get up, chip in.
We punched a dude through a building. Ain't no one doing shit
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We need like a photographer from Daily Bugle to follow us a round if this is going to be an issue.
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>[X] Get up, chip in.

>[ ] Agree with Jono (persuade).
>[ ] Agree with Jono (intimidate).
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (intimidate).
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How many are dead?
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>>42987463
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
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>>42987463
>>[x] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
She gives us a bad feeling.
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>>42987463
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).

I'll copy-paste my post.

>"No. We are here to be free. We won't be the tool of some shady bitch like her."
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>>42987463
>[X] Agree with Jono (persuade).
Magneto was right.
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>>42987463
>[x] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
She looks down on our condition, that we're sick for existing the way we do. That isn't someone you can trust.
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>>42987463
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).

those fucks fight off armed cops and SWAT teams once a week at least. How are guns going to help?
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>>42987463
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
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>>42987463
>>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
"Don't you find it curious how everything goes tits up just after she shows up and gets shot down?"
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>>42987463
>[X] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
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>>42987463
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
>[ ] Guns wouldn't have stopped them when I was fighting them.
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>>42987463
>>[ ] Disagree with Jono (intimidate).
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>>42987463
>>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
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>>42987463
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
We fight for the cause of our survival. We stick to it.
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>>42987463
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
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>>42987463
>Disagree with Jono (persuade).>>42987504
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>>42987463
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
Nigga please.
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>>42987496
Wait, fuck, he meant Mystique not Rao.

Yeah, vote is the same, just different sentiment.
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"Doc Octopus, Green Goblin, WaterFlame, and Electro.
"If one man can defeat two members of the Sinister Six without dying and wound a third, imagine what strike teams of mutants can do?"

"There would be no danger for us anymore, we could finally stop running, stop hiding who we are, and get to live openly as who and what we are.
"Yet you'd go to a woman who probably orchestrated this? Is constantly fighting what you all want to do with the rest of your lives? I sure as fuck don't."
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>>42987463
>Disagree with Jono (Persuade)
"Once again, she's trying to use us to start a war. Since she couldn't sweet-talk us into it, she used god knows how much money to just buy the Sinister Six, or three of them, to fuck us up. We don't need her. I'll make some calls about securing the Scar from Supervillains."
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>>42987463
Seconding
>>42987504
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>>42987463
>>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).

>>42987496
>>42987497
>>42987502

All good points.

Also Spiderman only came to our aid because we don't have guns. Would he had interfered in a fight between criminals and insurgents?
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>>42987463
>>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
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>>42987463
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade)
Use this
>>42987395
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>>42987463
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (intimidate).
We have seen an all powerful force
We have seen a demon
We have felt the fires of hell burn at our flesh
We have been doused if gasoline for being different
We have seen the cruelest of men show kindness
We have done things that should not be possible
You dont know jack shit bruh, right after we tell them to fuck off we're suddenly attacked, thats not normal.
Neither is your voice mytique, fuck off
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>>42987463
>(persuade)
>(intimidate)
What, no (seduction)?
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>[X] Disagree with Jono (persuade).

Persuade Check
>DC15
>+2 modifier
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>>42987463
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>42987572
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>42987572
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>42987572

Rolling
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Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>42987572
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42987572
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>42987572
woo
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>42987572
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>>42987589
>>42987590
go job guys
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>>42987589
Man wren, your reputation only fucking grows.
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>42987572
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>>42987589
You folks have been rolling awesome for this thread. For that I thank thee all.
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>>42987589
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>>42987589

Luv ya Wren
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>>42987589
Unnatural 20. Nice.
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>>42987589
Thank you Wrenlofttt
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>>42987589
Un-godly 20. What is with this thread.
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>>42987589
silver tongue
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>>42987565
Seduction is only for Laura

Every night
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>>42987589
Good Wrenlof. Have a cookie.
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>>42987589
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>>42987589
Wren, there are people who say namefags are cancer, and then there's you. You're doing a good thing man.
Sidenote:
WITNESSED!
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>>42987589
We're on a roll today
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I kinda want to read an Omake about Peter coming to the scene at the end of our fight with the Six. I'm interested in his reactions to the situation.
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Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>42987589
Based Wrenloft.
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>>42987589
What the fuck is happening with these dice today?

Whose luck have we stolen!?
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>>42987463
>[ ] Disagree with Jono (persuade).
Considering these dudes needed their whole party and then some to deal with two hoboes, I don't think we need guns.
We need better logistics so we can get people on the scene when this shit happens.
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>>42987696
JJ's own, obviously. S'all crackbitch from here on out.
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>>42987696
laura's birthday wish was that we'd stop crackbitching it up. obviously.
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>>42987789

>her wish was that we stop getting hurt
>we lose a fucking arm

Now I feel bad.
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>>42987166
I'm sorry man. I didn't mean to Thunderstrike you.
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>>42987809
>Don't worry, Laura, the nerve ending were completely fried, I couldn't feel it at all! I was also unconscious! No pain! :D

>Snikt
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“A bunch of kids with guns are not going to turn them away.”

There is a drawn-out, baited silence.

It makes so much sense now. Creeps with weird Halloween masks selling crap through the Scar. It’s a Green Goblin thing, isn’t it? These people can smell your blood in the water, smell your vulnerability, and it calls to them.

Pulling yourself up, you shuffle your way out.

You don’t recognize half the people you see dotted around the station. There’s your friends, and there’s a few Corsairs – Jono and his closest comrades, apparently. Rahne is sitting beside the Muslim girl and Hisako, still looking a little purple around the eyes. You spot the girl from before, too – the one with the claws. Then there’s… people. People you just generally don’t know.

They know you, though. You can feel it in the stares that follow you.

Feels heavy.

You stalk your way toward the fire, eyes on nobody in particular. Laura sits beside Noriko, her eyes fixed upon the stump where your forearm once was.

“These are supervillains we’re talking about. They fight the Avengers.” Who, you can’t help but be painfully aware of, are not around right now. “Guns are not going to help.”

Jono regards you in silence. It’s hard to tell what he’s thinking, what with half his face being covered.

“Alright.” He concedes, much to the chagrin of the lightly-scaled woman beside him. “No guns, I guess.”

“Yeah.” You nod. “We do this ourselves.”

Ladon.

You think you know that name.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

>HMQ 135: END

>Congratulations! You’ve gained an X-Point!
>Congratulations! JJ’s LEADERSHIP skill has increased!
>Congratulations! JJ’s PERSUADE skill has increased!
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>Ladon

>Ladon is a serpent-like dragon from Greek mythology which might be given multiple heads, a hundred in Aristophanes' The Frogs (a passing remark in line 475). each head might speak with different voices.

MOTHER FUCKER
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>>42987572
There's always a possibility this woman is trying to reel us in by paying these guys to attack us, she can afford guns for an army so she could afford hiring supervillains.

It wouldn't be the first time tactic like that was used. How much do you think people would be willing to do in order to get their hands on a mutant army?
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>>42987677
He's the one that hit Electro with a water bomb.
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>>42987826
thanks for running
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>>42987826

What about Courage?

He fucking faced off against four of the Sinister Six alone.

Beat the shit out of two of them. Maybe three. I might have misread some parts.
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>>42987826
Fore arm plates plix plox
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>>42987846
How many of the Six are dead now?
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>>42987846
You have crafted a truly intricate web of intrigue Crusty.

Thanks for running btw. Was a good thread.
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>>42987865
Fuck, you know what?

He gets Courage too.
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>>42987826
bank it
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>>42987865
He gutted one (temporarily) he gave a nearly lethal head wound to another, might have broken a bone of two with the last, and he punched a nigga THROUGH a building.

Get fucking rekt.
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>>42987826
Thanks for running Crusty

Bank/Telescopic vision please.
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>>42987826
Question! Does subdermal help prevent our hands from exploding when we photoboost punch?
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>>42987897
He also saw a fuckton of fire close to him.
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How many X-points do we have?
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So 2 X-points?

I vote for Forearm Plates.
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>>42987827
He's just making himself a pantheon of monsters now, isn't he.

>>42987826
Good thread, Crusty.
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Thanks for running Crusty.

Also Bank
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>>42987915
As of this thread, two.
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>>42987826
Forearm plates

Pretty good extra defense and only costs 1 point
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>>42987897
>He gets Courage too.

Thank you, Crusty.

Mind also answering the Ask? Doesn't have to be tonight, but sometime soon.

And I vote for Concussive Bursts.
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>>42987913
He gave us a phobia point last thread.
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AA2
It's been quite useful thus far.
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Is spiderman going to put us up for membership in the Avengers?

Cause god fucking damn that shit was tight. No way in hell he isn't seriously considering it after we rek'd the six's shit.
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>>42987897
YAY!

We gots the courage!
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>>42987897
Nice. AA 2, crusty?
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>>42987970
Spider-Man is not an Avenger himself.

I'll have a numbered vote up in a minute, by the way.
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>>42987967
Seconded
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>>42987826
This was a good thread. Even by your standards.

We have enough for shadow field, right? Shadow field.
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Spidey ain't an Avenger.
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>>42987970
He isn't on the avengers yet, he's still teen parker.

At this point he's probably at best considered that annoying kid from the neighborhood the avengers have to work with some times.
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bank for hand eyes

we need more laser
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Taser hands plz
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>>42987967
seconded hard
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Okay everyone it's POWERSPERGING TIME. Remember the rules? I sure do. Only post the number dudes, no greentext or quotes or whatever, also be excellent to each other.

Post,

>1 for FOREARM PLATES
>2 for CONCUSSIVE BURST
>3 for ANIMAL AFFINITY
>4 to BANK
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>>42987996

How well did JJ do against the Sinister Six?

How impressed was Peter?
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>>42987950
this
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3
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3
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4
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bank for nat weapons. I want dat fucking shank tail and gutting tentacles. Cause what kinda dragon doesn't have a tail?
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4
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3
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3
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4
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3
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2
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2
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3
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2
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4
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3
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>>42988043

4
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>>42987911
Yes. Subdermal strenghtens all soft tissue. Which is basically everything but bone, practically.
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4
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2
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1
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2
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3
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3
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>>42988043
3
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1
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3
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3
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2
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>tfw no Mutate Flora
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3
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4
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>>42988043
1
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3
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why do we keep voting for shitty non combat mutations?
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>AA

Why? No, seriously - we have T3 coming up, and several things which help us far more. Why go for the novelty option?
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3
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3
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>all these new ID's
is this fucking BQ Revisited?
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3
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VOTAN CLOSED.
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4
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3
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>>42988144
Green fingering and Mutate Flora is probably what they're going for.
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4
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Huh...
Oops put 3 instead of 4.
Oh well, its not so bad, talking properly to the ravens might be cool.

Still think the telescopic is a better investment.
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>animals
>in new york city
you can't be serious. what a waste of an upgrade.
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>>42988144

I personally want more Muginn & Huninn interaction.
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this shit reminds me of what happened with sith apprentice quest this week
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>>42988186
Are YOU serious?
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>Animal Affinity

Are you people literally retarded? What was the point? You realize we have to save up all over again for the useful stuff?
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>>42988177
>I guess people liked the crows

I sure did.

>>42988190

Darth Carn a best
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Holy shit what I voted for AA2 as a joke, and then voted bank. I'm speechless
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>>42988186
Anon, if you came to this thread looking for good decisions, I'm afraid I have some bad news.
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>>42988205
Dumbass.
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>>42988190
wut happened?

Also, is that quest any good?
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>>42988205
you sir are a moron
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>>42988205
Thank you for you patronage.
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>>42988199
>>42988186
hey guys how cool is talking to birsd? real coool that's how. Can't you see it's all worth 2 X-Points to talk to those lil ravens we had a few threads back?
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>>42988163
More Crows.
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>>42988199
>>42988205
>implying having animal spies is a bad thing when there are some supervillains out to wreck our shit
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ANIMAL AFFINITY wins.
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>>42988203
Just because people want to fuck their sister is irrelevant, I say!

That thread was fucking beautiful.

An excellent example of the highest tiers of butthurt and shitposting.
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The crows were cool...

...but we already fucking have them. What the hell. Almost anything would have been more useful.

Hell, the next level of fucking Adhesive would have more of an impact.
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>>42988199
>get fucking rekt in a fight after failing zero rolls
>durr we don't need combat upgrades, we need to talk to crows more
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>>42988186
>>42988248

Rats
Cockroaches
Pigeons
dogs
cats
raccoons

all keeping an eye out

with Animal Affinity, the plot of That Darn Cat becomes much less stupid


don't be so narrowminded anon
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>>42988224
a bunch of new fags showed up and try an change how the character acts its annoying

yes it good its run by brine
the MC is named Xanth a former slave he's like guts and he channels joy to use the force
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>>42988186
>what are rats

>what are pigeons

>what are the animals we have that seem to now congregate around our community

Bruh, use that brain of yours.
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This is why druidfags are the worst. No sense of priorities.
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>>42988246
The best part is, all of that same-fagging was for nothing. Electro still slapped our shit.
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>>42988199
The druid path are 1 pointers though, with the exception of Mutate Flora, which is 2 pointer.
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>>42988248
>Level 1: JJ may understand the basic gist of what an animal is conveying. He may suggest actions but not compel them.
>Level 2: JJ may entirely understand ‘animal-speak’. Smaller land bound animals almost automatically trust him and are more suggestible.
Vastly improves functionality.
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>>42988257
Only keeping an eye out so long as we persuade them to.

Its comunication, not mind control.
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>>42988222
>>42988227
Make no mistake, I wanted AA, I just didn't think it was going to win so I voted for something else
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I only really come out of lurking for the power sperg votes.
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>>42988252
>get fucking rekt rolling all nat 20s

>against multiple triple A supervillains

Dam son, why so salty?
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>>42988272
hardly improves usefulness
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>>42988278
JJ is getting better at persuasion

and controlling them can be a thing if anons are willing to go farther with AA
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>>42988269
The samefagging ensured that Electro slapped your shit, actually.
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>>42988282
This nullifies exactly nothing of those statements.
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>>42988302
top fucking kek.
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Let's step on some toes.
and we even baked a cake.
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>>42988264
>a bunch of new fags showed up and try an change how the character acts its annoying
Did they do it?

>MC is named Xanth a former slave he's like guts and he channels joy to use the force
So its kinda like the Sith Inquisitor in SWTOR right? Except the MC is more like a bruiser than a mage
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>>42988302
So, it was the murder that was right?
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>JJ lost an arm because of samefagging.

fugg
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>>42988302
So if we hadn't tied we would have come out of alright? Or would he have slapped our shit regardless because we all know samefagging happened?
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>>42988252
The reason why we keep getting rekt is because we fight on their terms.
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>>42988302
Crusty Jones you perverse, handsome rogue.
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>>42988302
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1
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>>42988328
Eh.

It'll grow back.

The Black Knight was right, did nothing wrong.

I'm not beat up about it, it's not like we suffered permanent damage.
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