Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarroTali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bCTali's Notes: http://pastebin.com/XW3TrhfRQuest Log: http://pastebin.com/N1XaEFB9Journal Entry #26: Vaisi is doing well. She's still kinda locked up but at least it's in a hospital and not some dark cell deep underground. The headmistress was really pissed when we freed her. I wonder why?Also, Fuwa's not looking too good. Luckily Ceera was able to bind her up.Ceera's bindings are the strongest.
>Fuwa breaks out of Ceera's binding. With a howl of rage she stands and simply flexes out of the thing, it's arcane bonds shattering as though they were made of tissue.>Ceera and Tali stop and stare as Fuwa stands in the room, streaks of red energy emanating off of her. She's breathing heavily.Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
>>43022156I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
>>43022196Quick! Imbue a pillow with comfy and throw it at her!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>43022196comfy magic her. comfy magic the hell out of her!
>>43022196>that ceeraI want to kiss her.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>43022196Use your comfy magic! It's the only way to save Fuwa now! If that doesn't work, you'll have to bed her, Tali, personally.
>>43022196Stay calm. Try to calm Fuwa down.
>>43022196Incite her. Taunt her to make her tired.
>>43022196Quick, cast a glamour to make Ceera look properly dressed!
look a comfy bed!
>>43022196Make out with Ceera! It'll distract Fuwa!
>>43022196Ceera Comfymancy, all you got, if you don't know any, get a fluffy blanket, warm milk, and fuzzy slippers Stat!
>>43022156What happened last thread?
>>43022334We talked to uncrazy Vaisi, and Fuwa got uncomfied and enthralled by Wafu.
>>43022393>WafuUgh. If there is one character that should not exist, is that one. Larro, stop taking in fanmade characters.
>>43022196>RIP comfyWell Tali, at least we have memories of comfy. From before you left all your friends to the wayside to romp with your waifu.
>>43022196Ignore Bitches, Dive Dungeons.
>>43022196whatCeera you're fired
"Shh, shh... It's okay, Fuwa. Here, let me just...">Tali gets ready to cast some comfy magic to calm the enraged elf down.>He gets kicked. Hard.1/2
>>43022196Why does Ceera just look interested and mildly turned on?
>>43022580not the dong!!
>>43022580YOU CAN'T MATCH THE INTENSITY OF THIS COMFY MAGE, TALI
>>43022580Ow. Right in the Elderberries.
>>43022588Because she probably is.Ceers: insatiable, bottomless pits of unquenchable lust.
>>43022580Um We We should probably wear a cup from now on.
>>43022588Well she and Tali were about to make out. Soooooooooooooooooo, yeah.
>>43022580Good thing Tali is going Ceer. Because otherwise... ouch...
>>43022580Look like Tali is about to have a bad time
>>43022580>Tali is incapacitated.>You, sensing your master's downfall, switch to someone who may have a chance of stopping the raging elf.>You are now working with Ceera.---------------Oh my godHOW DID SHE BREAK OUT.And that kick! I think she broke Tali.If she kicks me like that I'm dead.Just, dead.Fuck, I don't even know comfy magic. What does it even do?It is literally the most useless magic."<H-hey there. Don't... Uhm, don't kill me. Okay?>""............."Oh, right. She doesn't speak Ceer."Uhm... Kill not my life.""........."She's getting closer!
>>43022642Pretty sure that'd hurt no matter what. uncomfy Fuwa can destroy a mech with her bear hands.
>>43022580Well, at least Ceera got to enjoy them at least once
>>43022580make that double fired
>>43022672Seduce her.Show off Tali's dong.
>>43022672Hit her with a fuzzy blanket, and fuzzy slippers.
>>43022672Quick, it's time for the secret technique! Scratch her behind the ears, that always works!
>>43022672Slap her with us! Or run! Either is a viable solution!
>>43022672WHATYOU'VE NEVER STUDIED COMFY MAGIC?.. Touch the orb to Fuwa, Ceera. We'll handle this like professionals.
>>43022672grab tali and teleport somewhere safe and nearby. like the bath. we need the headmaster.
>>43022672Throw a pillow at her
>>43022672It makes people comfortable. And sleepy. And not full of incandescent rage. It's useful because noone defends against it. Tali used it to put people with perfectly good wards to sleep.
>>43022672Slowly hand her a pillow
>>43022672Kiss her you fool!
>>43022672Well, Tali is the only one who has managed to calm her down so far, so I'd say you have a problem.
>>43022410Wafu is almost as bad as Lolu
>>43022672RUN, YOU FOOL>>43022767Nah, not even Lolu is as bad as Wafu.
>>43022672Fly, you fool!
>>43022672You got two pillows on your chest, girl...boy...ceer...thing...Anyways, offer her a place to rest on them chest pillows of yours.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>43022672Don't die.
>>43022580>Super-strength elf kick to the crotchThat's definitely going to need medical attention.>>43022672>comfy magic is uselessIt literally just relaxes people and calms them down, which is extremely useful if you want to avoid getting violent with someone. How is that useless?Anyway, you can use runeless magic and she can only use her strength enhancement natural magic, so you should be fine. Tali has a highly charged mana crystal and a staff that reduces mana costs with him if you can find time to grab them.
>>43022852>That's definitely going to need medical attention.Don't worry, we have spares.
Okay, okay.. Let's try the one that DOESN'T involve me turning my back on the raging tree hugger!Don't let me down!>Ceera throws you at Fuwa. The elf easily snatches you out of the air and begins crushing you.>However, being a Ceer artifact you are remarkably resistant to physical damage.>She continues trying to crush you, veins sticking out on her hand.>She looks at you in confusion.
fuwa, what the hell? calm down. this isn't very cash money of you.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>43022903Hey Fuwa. Please calm down, you hurt Tali, and we really don't want to hurt you.
>>43022903Take over the school!
>>43022903STOP TRYING TO CRUSH US YOU DYKE
>>43022903Fuwa! Stop PMSing, it's not that time of the month! Also, you suck! How's Tali suppose to make syrup now? 99c will starve.
>>43022903Umm. Please don't kill everyone? why do you even want to do this? I mean what the hell?
>>43022903Fuwa, calm down. Thinks of fluffy blankets, fuzzy slippers, warm milk, Hot chocolate, Mint, and other things. Remembert your comfy!
>>43022903fuwa, bad comfypire is gone, no more smashy ok
>>43022903Hey Fuwa. What's wrong?
>>43022903Whoaaaa pretty girl, easy there. What's eating you? That look doesn't fit your face.
>>43022925Go back to thanksgiving.
>>43022903If you keep this up we're going to have to scoop out Lily's eyes and replace them with golem eyes slaved to her brain.We're also going to have to do it if you don't keep this up.Basically we're going to be scooping out Lily's eyes and we need a bad enough dude to keep her from flipping shit when the knives come out.
>>43022903YUS SQUISH US. USE YOUR BIG TROBBING HANDS. SQUISH US MOOORE~
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>43022903“You rarely have time for everything you want in this life, so you need to make choices. And hopefully your choices can come from a deep sense of who you are.”Is this raging violent being who you really are? Who you really want to be fuwa?
>>43022903Fuwa, snap out of it! Calm down breathing Tali's comfy forest smell.
>>43022903Show us your genitals.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>43022903CRUSH US HARDER, YOU WEAKLING.You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your gorilla strength hands. Use them. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more wafu's servant.
>>43023088you sir and or madam get 1 whole internet
>>43022903Insert orb, recieve comfy
>You, for the most part, encourage Fuwa to calm down. You whisper reassuring words into her, speaking directly to her in a way that normal beings could not.>You feel her grip lessen (not that it was doing any damage) and see her calm down.... Oh...>>43022951>>43022948....>Fuwa runs off."<My orb!>"1/2
>>43023264>We're with Fuwa nowThis is going to be a comfy chapter.
>>43023264Good. Now go drain Wafu of every drop of comfy.
>>43023264Hey give us back!
>>43023264Oh, so it's her orb now, eh? Effin ceer.
>>43023264Damn she really needs objects to get her comfy eh?
>>43023264so do you normally kick people in the cunt when you're mad? I mean Tali was trying to use comfy magic to calm you down and you just kick her in the groin. And judging by the strength behind that kick she isn't going to be able to walk for a week and will probably piss blood for a month.
>>43023264>Fuwa keeps running through the school. Down petal's tower, out into the great hall, and down paths that students seldom travel. She finds a small place to hide in and clutches the orb close to herself.Gotta...Gotta focus on comfy...Just think comfy thoughts.>>43023090>>43022956Yeah...Just... Comfy things.>She takes a deep breath and exhales.I think I'm okay for now...Uhm... What are you?
>>43023375THE POLICE YOU SLOTHFUL BITCH
>>43023375I AM THE GREAT BLUE ORB. not to be confused with green or purple orb for those of us that are colourblind. I HAVE TAUGHT TALI IN THE WAY OF COMFY MAGICKS.
>>43023375We are the Orb of Infinite Wisdom. Find a blanket.
>>43023375>Uhm... What are you?a talking orb who gives sometimes helpful mostly confusing advice to people who need it... which you just stole from tali by the way. He's going to want this back sooner or later.
>>43023375We're the Orb of Whispers, Tali's artifact. We guide her around and give her advice. We suggested using comfy magic to calm you down, but you kicked her in the cunt before we could get the spell off.
>>43023264YES, SNAKE! HURT ME MORE!On a related note, Vaisi needs more comfy.
tali's ball. should probably give us back at some point. can you tell us why you were mad?
>>43023375so what's that bug thing above you? it looks like a moth.
>>43023375We're Tali's Blue advice orb, Ceer artifact and an insane collective of voices. You REALLY hurt Tali with that kick. Are you over the Wafu enthrallment yet? Tali saved you from her after all.
>>43023375We are the Orb of Chaos and Insanity!Now go give 99c a headpat!
>>43023375You killed Tali. Good job, hero. How did it feel?
>>43023375The better part of Tali's now broken consciousness. Seriously, we felt it when you kicked *** in the crotch.
>>43023375We are the orb of whispers, font of infinite wisdom. Ask, and we have the answer.
>>43023375A blue ceer orb of a dubious nature.
>>43023375Tali's Orb of Whispers, we whisper and shit. Also, you need to go apologize to Tali for that brutal cunt punt.
>>43023375Hello Fuwa, we are the Orb of Wispers. We are mostly insane, but some of us give very good advice.And freaky fish facts. But I'm not allowed to say that as long as Tali has fangs.
>>43023375We're a bunch of jerks that give bad advice. Like, a HUGE bunch of jerks who give TERRIBLE advice.Mostly we try to do matchmaking at the worst times, and concoct grand plans that almost never materialize.Except for freeing Vaisi. That was entirely our plan - you can tell because it was absurd, insane, and obvious.
>>43023375We are all that is comfy and uncomfy. Sup?
>>43023375We're the Orb of...HOLY SHIT! Quick, Fuwa! Catch the Sylph!
>>43023375WHAT ARE WE!?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>43023375The person(s) who ends up cleaning up everyone's messes. And totally not causing them.You keep acting out in rage and you're gonna have a bad time.Fuwa, you don't need all those comfy magic items to be comfy. Those are just crutches that you've let yourself lean upon and become dependent. The real comfy came from inside you all along.
>>43023375Like everyone is saying, we're Tali's advice orb. Ceer artifact. Pretty lewd, but we have non-lewd ideas, too.You really need to appologize to Tali later, by the way. If you used your magic to enhance that kick then it was probably ovary rupturing. Easily treatable, since there are some really good healers here, but still.
>>43023375Your actions have brought great discomfort upon many people. But mostly and especially Tali, whom you kicked in the nuts to such a degree that his ancestors and possibly descendants felt it.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>43023375c'mon do comfy lewd stuff
>>43023375An advice artifact.There's a few others floating around this school, but we're the best.
>>43023369>>43023422>>43023453>>43023467>>43023490>>43023567>>43023578Oh gods... I didn't want to kick her in the... The c-cunt.I was just so mad.Now she'll never want to nap with me...>>43023480>>43023497>>43023410>>43023406>>43023403>>43023394I see...So, you give advice?Sometimes bad advice and sometimes good... I think I saw someone with something like you.Can you help me with my problem, then?I need my artifacts back to stay comfy.If I can't then... I just need them back, please.
>>43023375Get the bug on the table
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>43023375>>43023442>>43023525>>43023602THIS.We'll explain everything, just do us this favor first.
>>43023636>the cuntShould we tell her?
>>43023375You'll have to apologize to Tali for interrupting the snu-snu time with the ceer.
>>43023636Catch the goddamn Sylph, they're the ultimate bugs of comfy! If you do, we'll help you get your panties back.
>>43023636Comfymance yourself first, you're using them as a crutch instead of a supplement.
>>43023636Do you need your artifacts? I think you have an addiction to comfy, Fuwa. You can DO comfy without them! If you don't learn how to comfy without artifacts, Wafu will continue to seduce you with her Comfypire ways!
>>43023636Maybe if you demonstrated that you felt bad about severely injuring the talking hat, and asked that she ask the teachers to give your artifacts back?That might work.Alternately, get Tali and Ceera we're busting your gear out of lock up in some kind of zany plan.
>>43023636>Now she'll never want to nap with me...Don't worry, Tali is pretty stupidly nice. He'll nap with you as long as you apologize. Also, he still has a Fuwa Dollar and fuck you all if you think we're going to let that go to waste. Infact, you should have asked him for his Fuwa Dollar before attacking. Stupid Knife Ears.
>>43023636do you really need artifacts to be comfy? I mean yeah I know they can help but do you really need them? Couldn't you just find a bed that you damn near sink into when you lay on it with to many pillows and a big fluffy blanket? There's also a cute little bug above you, if you catch it it might be like have a teddy bear.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>43023636Tali will totally nap with you. You just gotta make it up to Tali first~And sure we can help. Probably!But you gotta explain why you need the artifacts to stay comfy. And, more importantly you need to do something for us really quick.CATCH THE SYLPH.Then we lewd the Sylph.
>>43023636Have you tried kicking Wafu in the cunt? That would probably help.Or you could just have Tali do it. If you can get 'her' to stop pissing blood for five minutes.
>>43023648Tell her what? Tell her off for using the word? I mean c'mon guys, she was stressed, it's understandable.
>>43023636You've become too reliant on the comfy of artifacts! you need to remember comfy is as much a state of mind as it is a state for the physical body to be in. Look around you for the comfy in a situation and take solace in it. Like this table. It's nice safe down here. The temperature is alright. A bit dark but that just helps with napping. Yes this could be seen as quite comfy
>>43023696you fool now she knows that tali is using magic to hide his true gender.Shit did I say that out loud.
>>43023636See, you've become too dependent on those items, How can you call yourself a comfymancer if you can't comfy without them?
>>43023636CATCH THE SYLPH, FATTY!
>>43023636Nah, you see, you don't actually need your artifacts after all. The true comfy was inside you, all along.
>>43023648After how hard she kicked him it might actually be a cunt now.High impact sex reassignment surgery is wonderful!
>>43023721Jokes about female bodily functions are not funny. Period.
>>43023636>I think I saw someone with something like you.Who might that be?
>>43023750At least it'll be a comfy cunt.
>>43023636Of course, let's go find them, and more importantly your book.
>>43023754Hahaha what? OF course they are.
>>43023636You're getting what's known as 'Withdrawl'. Like from a drug. You're a drug user and those items were your drugs.Your options are to get the items back, create less-powerful versions that are still strong enough to keep the edge of your symptoms off, go into the labyrinth and try to find a NEW drug to occupy your mind, quit cold turkey and kick everyone in the cunt, or admit that you have a problem and take steps to fix it.
>>43023754>Period.I see what you did there.
>>43023636You know, you seem to get excessively angry way too easily. I think you might need to scale back on the comfy magic until you have that under control. Not get rid of it entirely, of course, but if it's causing that sort of problem then you're probably too dependant on it.
>>43023636Sure. You're going to want to find a cup, two sponges, a rubber glove, some tape, and some olive oil.Put the rubber glove between the sponges such that the opening is sticking out. Then shove the whole thing in the cup and stretch the opening of the glove back down over the lip of the cup and tape it in place and squirt that oil in it.Then you give it to Tali to replace her ruined crotch.
>>43023636So, Tali's male. You probably just killed him through excessive trauma. I mean, really killed him. Like... dead. DEAD dead.Imagine a vintner stomping grapes. Imagine them popping underfoot, the pulpy flesh contained in a thin, vulnerable skin. That popping sound. Yeah. You made Tali Wine.
>>43023860Tali has been dead before, couple times actually, and always got better.
>>43023860>So, Tali's malethere's no need to lie to make her feel worse. She already feels bad so don't try to pile the guilt on.
>>43023849You are in possession of oddly specific information.
>>43023636You can craft substitutes quickly and easily. Not great substitutes, but enough for you to be able to function.In order to defeat Wafu you're going to need somebody immune to her abilities; somebody incapable of being comfy in the first place, or who has been uncomfy so long that being comfortable is alien and makes them uncomfortable.You know a golem. They are the first type.Tali rescued Vaisi. She's the second type.
>>43023860Yeah dude, DICK move, bro. Stop making her worry about Tali, who is clearly a girl...
>>43023886There are some things a man does not WANT to come back from.
>>43023636If you need your artifacts to become comfy, then you're not a comfy mage. You're a comfy artifact addict. You must hone your craft and use it to spread comfyness, rather than hoarding it all for yourself and atop your ivory padded tower. Else you're just a little better than those filthy comfypires.
I'm not gonna kick anyone else in the... Delicates anymore.>>43023744I'm not fat!You are not helping!You guys are making me feel terrible! I'm sorry for what I did to her and Solia! They're super cool people and...It just gets hard to control it.It's been something my family's been going through for generations...I'm the first one to even try and control it. It's hard.My artifacts and comfy spells help, though. I need them back.>>43023765I don't remember. It was a darker one, though. Like, dark purple. Almost black.>>43023748>>43023742>>43023732...'Yeah. It's not too bad down here.I... I think you guys are right.Perhaps I was working too hard to make artificial comfy I forgot what comfy meant all along.I think the closest I really got to true comfy is... When I take my naps with Tali. Not much magic. Just cuddle and naps.>>43023709>>43023657>>43023442>>43023525>>43023602>Fuwa looks above the table. A sylph stares back at her."... Hello there.""Hi." It says, in a really tiny voice. "... Your hair is gone.""Uhm... Yeah. It was cut cause I was stupid and desperate to get my magic back.""That's sad. I liked your hair.""I liked it to.""You should get it back.""I want to.""You can do it. I believe in you.""Really? Thanks, little sylph.""You're welcome. I look forward to napping with you when you are well again."Man.Today is really weird.But still... What should I do? Get my artifacts back? Maybe try something else?If I knew a better way to control this I don't think I would even need artifacts all the time. Just a few to practice my craft.
>>43023920Well, tough titties. Tali is coming back, whether Tali likes it or not, we have some unfinished business here and Tali is our best vessel for getting it done. No offense, Fuwa.
>Huurrrrr I'm Fuwa and I think I should tardrage and kick people
>>43024033Find a non magical pillow and non magical blanket. Practice comfy.
>>43024033Get your comfy back, let's try NON ARTIFACT comfy. When we get that down, we'll take on Wafu and get your hair back.
>>43024033You... could ask your friend tali for help?The friend who managed to save Vaisi from a horrible soul-raping asshole book when everyone else had given up on Vaisi?Preeeeetty sure Tali might be able to help you.
>>43024033Try making lesser versions of those artifacts, when you think you're used to them, donate them to the academy and make even lesser versions.Step-down until you need the artifacts no more.
>>43024033Tell us more about this thing. Is it just an anger problem or is that a symptom of the thing?
>>43024033Well Fuwa, first you should come to the conclusion that comfy doesn't come from artifacts or spells, it comes from self acceptance. Wherever you are you should be able to find your comfy place. Artifacts are a crutch. The truth is comfy comes from accepting yourself for who you truely are.But if you still feel the need, yes, you should seek out your artifacts. Fucking Fatty
>>43024033What is this "it" your family has had?
>>43024033So, what is going through your family? Super anger powered strength?
>>43024033Well, taking your artifacts away completely doesn't seem like a good idea,at least just starting out.how about instead we get your artifacts back, but instead of just using them for your all of your comfy, not use one and instead use a steadily decreasing amount of your own comfy magic. Then, you can remove the next artifact, and so on, hopefully weaning yourself off of them over time.
>>43024033Getting your artifacts back right now is probably a good idea, just try not to rely on them too much.
>>43024033First, explain to us what "it" is and what your Elf Magic is. Then go apologise to Tali, prostrate yourself and ask him to help you. Then....We do something REALLY stupid.
>>43024033>It's been something my family's been going through for generations...>I'm the first one to even try and control it. It's hard.This might sound odd, but the Thorn class is composed of warriors. If they've been around for a while, they've probably gotten their fair share of berserker-types. Perhaps they can provide some insight into controlling your rage?
>>43024033Fuwa SMASH!Seriously, you have orc in you somewhere?Would ya like to?
>>43024172I almost thought you wrote "prostate yourself". Though at this point, Tali's going to need all the dongus support he needs.
>>43024191Accept Quest: Fuwa Fuwa's Fuwas"The elf student Fuwa the Soft, bereft of her artifacts, is experiencing a great amount of frustration. Great scholars, familiar with matters of irritability and frustration, recommend hot, syrupy dickings to alleviate the symptoms. Are you ball enough to get an elf maid laid, Orb of Whispers?"
>>43024066Did she always look this lumpy?
>>43024275Wafu is not a good artist.
>>43024033Why is a sylph talking to an elf? Aren't they all human's?
>>43024076That would be wafu
Alright... I'll get my stuff back but you guys are absolutely right. I need to find out what true comfy is once again.I'm... Almost ashamed to have called myself a comfy mage. How could I miss the essential step to it? How could I forget to find comfy from within?I don't deserve the title The SoftBut I'm damn well gonna get it back.>>43024105It's my family. We have a long line of elves with the same ability. We basically can convert all mana into pure energy and adrenaline. It also makes us hyper aggressive and strengthens our bodies. We were pretty much made for fighting. My family stopped purposefully making that happen so the number of us born with this ability has been dwindling. I just got unlucky.Alright, I think the first step is to apologize to Tali. You guys really think she'll still help me?I hope so...----------------------->Fuwa goes to look for Tali. He's not in the Petal Tower. After asking around a bit it's revealed he's in the infirmary for 'Massive groin damage' as Alisya put it.>Fuwa shuffles over to the infirmary but is stopped at the door by an imposing Holly the Red.>She speaks softly, as usual, but is all the more terrifying for it."There you are." She says. "I was looking for you. Well, admittingly I didn't get long to long as I just finished healing my patient. Funny thing, though, even though my spells detected massive trauma I can't find the source of the injury. There doesn't appear to be any obvious trauma, either. So, elf, what did you do?""I...""When I removed your artifacts and spellbook I was being kind. If you lie to me you shall receive no mercy."
>>43024408Tell the truth, Fuwa. Please. We don't want to see you get kicked out.
>>43024408be honest. you got really really angry and kicked tali really, really hard and you're here to apologize.
>>43024408Don't fuck around with Holly, she's a psychopath, tell her the whole unabridged truth.
>>43024408Boot to da groin.
>>43024408you were trying to sleep, where woken up and went into a rage and before you could calm yourself Tali tried to calm you and you kicked her square in the groin... while enraged. then snapped back shortly after saw what you did and ran to hide under a table until you felt calm enough/guilty enough to come back and say sorry.
>>43024408Tell her you cunt punted Tali so hard, you bypassed physical damage and damaged her very being.Also, tell Holly to fire off a few generic non-discript high powered restoration and regeneration spells at Tali's crotch.
>>43024408Cunt punt. Box boxing. Valley vexation. Pussy pugilism. Labial lashing. Clitoral clashing. Juicebox judo.
>>43024408Kicked her between the legs.also hand us to her we can verify.
>>43024408"I need my softs!"
>>43024408Explain your condition specifically.
>>43024408>>43024446>>43024458>>43024473This, but make sure to start your story far back enough to explain that Wafu started it and you weren't in your right mind.
>>43024408"I turned her outie into an innie."
>>43024598Why take chances? Start it a few years before she entered the school. Do not skip any detail.
>>43024408Wafu messed with your head. Tali captured you and got Ceera to help fix you, but you eventually used your natural magic to break free and kicked Tali in the groin because your magic makes you hyper aggressive. So now you're here to apologise to Tali for hurting her and Ceera for almost hurting her.
>>43024408Careful Holly. Your racism is showing
>>43024652>>43024598>>43024552>>43024502>>43024491>>43024488>>43024473>>43024446>Fuwa begins to ramble on about her true magic, Wafu, her loss of comfy, and then accidentally kicking Tali's crotch hard enough that you're sure everything is broken.>Holly listens, her arms folded, making no sounds as Fuwa explains everything."... I see." She says."Am I in trouble?""Not right now you aren't. But, if this happens again you will be expelled and sealed. Got it?""Yes, Professor.">Holly gets back to work on fixing Tali. She uses generic healing spells but they seem to work. Moments later Fuwa is given the clear to talk to her."... Hey.""Hey Fuwa.""... Sorry for kicking you.""Oh, I'm fine. Barely felt a thing. How are you doing, though?"... I still feel bad. She just forgave me but...
>>43024807Just give her a hug, Fuwa. Just give her a hug.
>>43024807Get in the bed. Get comfy with Tali. H- She's not comfy under that exterior.
>>43024807Oh god, she is dieing on the inside. Give her hugs. Preferably at chest to face level.
>>43024807Hey, isn't something wrong with the orb's color? ARE WE THE RIGHT ORB?
>>43024807so uh tali, how long you stuck in here... and can you walk?
>>43024807>>43024807Snuggle her, Fuwa, comfort her pains and be comfy
>>43024807>... I still feel bad. She just forgave me but...SHe's fine, this just means she gets to spend more time with Vaisi. We should get her presents though, go use your angry fatty strength to solo dungeons.
>>43024807"Will you be able to have children?"
>>43024807Whatever you do, don't give us back to Tali just yet. You know, cuz, ah, probably best for Tali to just focus on her recovery. Yup, that's it, totally not because we don't want to risk feeling the terrible terrible pain she's in right now. Just wanna avoid distracting the recovering elf, that's all.
>>43024846It doesn't matter, this one's working fine.
>>43024807You know what you must do.You must recover The Little Death and give them to her.
>Larro is running a threadDid I accidentally stumble into bizzaro /tg/?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>43024807its obvious that you must be her servant and take care of her on hand and foot until she's fully better to restore your honor.And at the same time, it will give you training on controlling yourself and relearning the meaning of inner comfy!
>>43024807>Barely felt a thingWow, you dealt so much damage she lost all feeling down there.>>43024926Good idea, I'm sure she'll enjoy that.
>>43024807That face is a facade. She's using illusion magic so that you don't feel bad.I'm happy to let you know that she's actually suffering right now. You're welcome!
>>43025000You forgot the ^ bump on the blanket
>>43025083Silly anon, that doesn't exist Anymore.
>>43025083More of a v at this point.
>>43024942Shhhh.Just appreciate the strange majestic wonder of it.>>43025083More like a V now.
>>43025000>Do you see that, Fuwa? That is the face of ultimate suffering. 99c made that face when she misplaced her stock and had to close shop for an entire day. The elf in the bed makes it now.
>>43025083the ^ is forever gone, punted up past the pelvis until there is just V remaining
>>43025110>>43025111>>43025114>>43025130Whats that german word for it. wanderungballs or something. When the family jewels are kicked hard enough they enter the body and 'get lost'
i'm guessing ceera will become more male in the coming months.
>>43025161>>43025130>>43025114>>43025111>>43025110Don't you think you're tipping Tali's hand?
>>43025179Nah, 99c is going to take over duties as man of the house.
>>43025179"Ceera, just because it's broken doesn't mean it can be penetrated...""There's an old Ceer proverb... <If there's not a hole, make one>."
>>43025000That... That's not true...>>43024953Please, stop...>>43024893I'm a perfectly healthy weight for my size!>>43024870>>43024845>>43024830>>43024827>Fuwa gives Tali a hug. It's the most she can do right now since when she tries to climb into bed with her Holly gave her a very disapproving look.>>43024943>>43024926"Tali... I appreciate you putting on a brave face but I know I hurt you. I plan on making it up to you any way I can. Here.">Fuwa gives him The Little Death."These are a very very powerful artifact. Wear it and I'm sure all your arches and pains will go away.""......""If there's anything else I can do for you just let me know.""Uhm, no. I'm fine. Really."I can't tell if she's being stubborn, polite, or is genuinely okay right now.
>>43025209Tali's getting aroused~
>>43025209She probably needs some rest and some space. Also, I hope you weren't wearing those when you gifted them to Tali. That's kind of gross.
i don't think you can do anything more right now, come back after she gets discharged.
>>43025209she's being stubborn, obviously you have to use fatty strength to hold him down and attach the artifact by hand. THERES NO OTHER WAY, FATTY! EXPUNGE YOUR GUILT!
>>43025209She's probably shy about putting on another girl's panties right in front of her, maybe you should turn around?
>>43025209Maybe mention something about us to her? You know, maybe she's just worrying about us, and we're misinterpreting how she's feeling.
>>43025194If anyone could impregnate Tali, it'd be either 99c or Lan
Did fuwa just strip off her panties infront of Tali?Fuwa.Help Tali wear it.Shes obviously unable to do so. Do this. Stop her pain. Make it right.
>>43025209Girl Tali is cute.She's being appreciative, Fuwa. She knows how much your comfy artifacts mean to you and she doesn't want to take them from you.Also tell her that we're going to do everything we can to help fix her and possibly get her ice cream.
>>43025209probably confused, I mean you did just hand her underwear. No matter how good any underwear is it's always strange to get underwear as a gift.
>>43025209Nothing much more you can do. Just apologize again later.Also, tell Tali that we're going with you at least until she gets discharged.
>>43025279>Did fuwa just strip off her panties infront of Tali?Didn't she just got them back from Holly?
>>43025209She's probably just tired after experiencing your shoe-based fleshcrafting.
>>43025209Fuwa, you just need to wear the panties to make the pain go away right?Put the panties on Tali's head.
>>43025209She'll be fine. You can do more once she get's discharged. We'll just stick with you until then.
>>43025209She's feeling awkward. Tali's never worn girly underwear before. Always wears boxers. You might have to make her put them on, but she'll feel better afterwards, so it's okay, right?
>>43025209>That... That's not true...If only your eyes were as sharp as your ears.YOU DID THIS.
>>43025209Apologize for running off with Us. Also apologize to Ceera for scaring her.Ask Tali for help.I know you feel bad and all that, but it doesn't have to happen right now. Just let her know that you're trying to better yourself and if she could come up with any ideas or what not you'd appreciate all the help you can get. And if she'd like you to leave her alone for now do it. but if Tali's still being a dick about it, hand us over and we'll straighten him out.Apologizing to every person you've hurt in fits of anger is probably a pretty good idea, too.
>>43025243Don't worry, they're self cleaning! Their special feature wouldn't be very good if they were drenched afterwards.
Fuwa, what are the little death's powers?
>>43025209Take the panties back and put them on in front of Tali. She'd like that.
>>43025209well at least you get cool new title now!fuwa "cunpunter" "the soft"
>>43025209Ask where Ceera went off to, you need to apologize to her too.
>>43025431Yeah, you probably didn't notice, but you destroyed something very precious of her's.
>>43025209Yes, Tali. Wear the panties.Mmmm... Ceera gonna go nuts...
>>43025351alright that's enough stop antagonizing the super-strong comfy mage>>43025209You should. Cast comfy magic on Tali. Let's see, something something... 'relax inflammation and swelling, coax pain' or something like that.And make him a package of ice wrapped in a towel or something.
>>43025511I speak the truth. Fuwa antagonizes herself through her actions.
>>43025431>>43025459What was it..?>>43025425Please stop...>>43025371They'll never get dirty and are super comfortable.>>43025351Please...>>43025247I'm going to ignore you!>Fuwa takes a deep breath and explains to Tali why she did what she did and says once again how super sorry she is. Tali accepts her apology and tries to give back Fuwa's artifact but the comfy mage insists that she keep it. She even helps her apply it in an unconventional way."... I do feel more comfortable.""Right? Like I said if there's anything I can do to help you just ask me, okay? I'm really really sorry.""I'll keep that in mind but really it's fine.">Fuwa gives her another hug. She's such a sweet girl.I guess I should start apologizing to others, first. Clear myself of all this baggage.God, I haven't walked around the school this much in ages.>She goes to Root's area and finds Solia. The undine is in her workout gear and looks ready to take off. Just like with Tali, Fuwa apologizes for her behavior and asks for forgiveness."Aww~ You're so sweet~ It's no big deal! Really! But, you know, if that guilt is still eating you up and you wanted to, I don't know, help me out with a few experiments that would be cool."
>>43025511she doesn't have her spell book, she can't cast magic
>>43025600Holy shit, Gears is out of her Neetcave!
>>43025600>She even helps her apply it in an unconventional way.l-lewdAlso, accept, what could possibly go wrong?
>>43025600>if that guilt is still eating you up and you wanted to, I don't know, help me out with a few experiments that would be cool.is this another machine that sucks the soles out of people?
>>43025587So what you're saying is a true comfy mage has mastered self-tranquility, without the use of magic, and cannot resist uncomfiness by training in secret relaxation techniques?>>43025607No reverse-reverse comfy spell then.>>43025600Don't worry about being plump. The plushness is very soft. You seem to have plenty of strength to back it up.
>>43025600>What was it..?You didn't notice that Ceera and Tali are a couple? Damn, girl. I had always heard that fat was relatively low density, but you're pretty damn dense regardless.
>>43025600Ummmmm...... Not right now. Excuse yourself saying that there are other people you need to speak to.
>>43025600Don't do any of those experiments. That Undine will rip the soul out of your body.I do encourage you to go running with Gears though. It might be a way to RELIEVE some of the energy you have from being angry.
>>43025600It might be safe, I wouldn't bet on it though.
>>43025600Fuwa, please ask Tali how her cunt is doing
>>43025670Its been proven scientifically like that exercise releases happiness in yourself. Do it go run with Gears and then revel in the comforting glow when it finally ends!Trust us.
>>43025600>What was it..?Naughty bits.
>>43025600Don't do it! Experiments are neat, but rarely comfy. Assuaging your guilt is important, but you mustn't throw away your future to make up for the past!
>>43025600Fuwa, I don't think your fat. You aren't even chubby. Some of the other voices just want to egg you on. Some of us are like that, sorry.Also, what's the harm in helping her with experiments. Sounds reasonable. You're students of magic, experimentation is vital to your future success as magic users.
>>43025600On the one hand, you did almost kill her. On the other hand, well... You did hear about what she did to Cora, right?
>>43025600Get some details on the experiment first. Last time we helped her we disintegrated. It was a fun disintegration, but still.
>>43025640That is just a Gears robot.
>>43025600>>43025719>Naughty bits.Yes, was joke about Tali's nethers belonging to the Ceer. (but Ceer don't do committed relationships, so she'd probably be willing to share, eh, eh?)
>>43025664Oh... Oh! I didn't notice! And stop being rude!"What kind of experiment?""Welll, I'm trying to determine the limits of the human body without a soul inside of it. Pretty neat stuff. You interested?""... I think I'll pass.">>43025670>>43025716"Are you guys running?" Fuwa asks."Ah, yes." Solia drapes her arms around Gears and pats her stomach. "In seems that in the pursuit of greater knowledge our dear leader neglected her poor body.""Shut it, Solia.""She's gotta understand that you only get one of these things. Maybe two, if you're lucky.""I swear to Asam, you fish, if you keep touching me...""So we've been jogging every day." Solia unhands Gears."Can I join?""Sure! Get your running gear and meet us at the Thorn training ground.""Sure thing."This should be fun.1/2
>>43025938It'd probably be a lot like trying to have sex in a beanbag.
>>43025976Why is Elizabeth grabbing Solia's crotch?
>>43025976>stop being rude!I can't wait to see you "jog".
>>43026007Why aren't we grabbing her crotch?
>>43026016im just waiting for angry hormones to get her to break the sound barrier
>>43025976Ummm... If you don't exercise regularly already, you'll actually probably be pretty miserable after this. At least you won't be alone with Gears here.
>>43026020WE HAVE NO HANDS!WE WOULD HAVE ALREADY MOLESTED THE GLOBAL POPULATION IF WE COULD GRAB CROTCHES
>>43025976----"Not bad, guys. We'll try again tomorrow."THISTHIS WAS NOT COMFYTHIS WAS NOT COMFY AT ALL.YOU LIED TO ME
>>43026052ITS TIME TO GET MADGO RUN A DUNGEON AND PUNCH A DEMON IN THE DICK
>>43026052WE DIDN'T LIENOW YOU'RE TOO EXHAUSTED TO BE ANGRYWE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU GET RID OF YOUR COMFY ADDICTION
>>43026052>YOU LIED TO METold you so.But the truth is after that training, everything will be comfy.
>>43026052That's because you're too use to laying around. Comfy needs exercise too, just look at Lyra. She's so comfy, she's always happy even when she's in battle.
>>43026052Isn't it because you sit around all day that you're feeling this bad?
>>43026052See, this attitude right here is why you're such an artifact-dependent wad.Work for your comfy, you cur.
>>43026052Ya, the other voices forgot to mention that people that don't exercise regularly actually feel pretty miserable at the end of a workout.I guess treat it as an opportunity to try to find as much comfort as possible without the use of your magic and artifacts.
>>43026052No, we meant you'll be comfy when you relax after going through a living hell. The actual exercise is still a horrible, horrible thing.
>>43026052Comfy comes in time. First you need to burn the uncomfyness out.It's like breaking in a pair of shoes, except with your bones and ligaments!
>>43026052You don't understand fuwa.You see, you take the uncomfy.Then, you take a nice hot bath, and unwind, and discover true comfy only comes to you after discomfort. The comparison makes it all that much sweeter, like cleansing the pallet.
>>43026052You'll get used to it. Just take some time to recover and you'll be fine.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>43026052Fuwa, how can you say you know what comfy is if you cannot find inner comfyness in situations of total and complete uncomfy?How can you master your rage and enter the zen of comfy if you let yourself get frustrated over every little problem?A comfymage exists to bring comfy to the world, but that comfyness needs to be pure and start from within.Find what is comfy about this situation right now, when you can your journey to the heart of comfy will take another step forward.Also, who founded the school of comfy magic?
>>43026052Now go to your comfy spot and lay down. Tell me if it doesn't feel more comfy than it ever has been before.You just can't fully appreciate the comfy till you feel the strain.
>>43026052Think of it this way: all the discomfort you just felt will make your Tali nap session that much more comfy.Just as we need darkness in our lives to bring out the light, we need to experience discomfort to understand true comfiness
>>43026052Getting a good work out will make the comfy feel all that much better. You will thank us for it.
>>43026052first you must know pain to experience comfy my child.now start running again you fat whore.
>>43026052FEEL THE BURNTRUE COMFINESS LIES IN GAINS. WRITE DOWN ON A SCALE OF 1 TO COMPLETELY FUCKED HOW PAINFUL IT IS RIGHT NOWTHEN DO IT AGAIN TOMORROW AND WRITE IT DOWNRINSE AND REPEAT YOU WILL SEE YOUR GLORIOUS GAINS
>>43026052Uncomfyness and comfyness are two sides of the same coin. Like light and dark. One cannot exist without the other. There cannot be two comfyness. Also, running is healthy for you. By getting better at running, you will feel more comfy when running. Comfyness in all things.
How can I be comfortable later when I feel so miserable now?Why would you mislead me like that!I FUCKING TRUSTED Y-"Alright, shower time!" Solia says as she picks up Gears off the ground."Huh?""Come on. You probably feel like crap right now. Let's wash off that work-out sweat and relax."---->The three of them are in the big bath in Minia Academy. A few students are about but Fuwa notices none of them. As she rests in the warm water all her aches and pains seem to vanish.>It's a natural comfy that not even her greatest spells could hope to achieve.>She hears Solia say something."What was that?" Fuwa replies."Oh, nothing. My body just likes to babble sometimes. So, how are you feeling?""I'm feeling..."1/2
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>43026052its either endure and learn how to be a cool comfy mage or give up and be a failure comfypire. like wafu.
>>43026374wait, what's the body saying?
>>43026374Is the tentacle girl carrying a ship model?
>>43026374"I feel great, actually!"This is it! This is what I was missing out on! I found it!You guys were right all along!
>>43026374>My body just likes to babble sometimesIt's still alive and crying for help
>>43026423Fucking told you.
>>43026399"kill me, my soul is trapped."
I just imagined Fuwa getting tired of the Orb's shit and asking how Tali with this, and informing her that we mostly just direct racial slurs her way.Speaking of,>>43026423What are the good ones for humans?Fuwa's Fuwas are surprisingly modest
>>43026423Now you truly understand what it means to be COMFY. Next step? Get revenge on Wafu and get your hair back.
>>43026423Now you can help Tali by bringing her to the bath every day with you.
>>43026423That's what we love to hear. If only Tali appreciated us that much.We're glad for you, Fuwa.
>>43026423See? Now go drink a protein shake and take a nap.
>>43026423Of course we were. We're like an infinite number of voices saying an infinite number of things in less time than it takes for a synapse to fire. Statistically speaking, we're going to be right about something. Except for that bit with Tali. That was not our proudest hour.
>>43026423Fuwa, figure out what the body is saying when it Babbles. It might be alive under there!
>>43026452>Fuwa's Fuwas are surprisingly modestok, might take that back, they look bigger in this picture; was basing that on the previous
>My body just likes to babble sometimesOdd. It didn't seem to have any sort of functioning mind when we possessed it back at the beach.
>>43026482Larro can't into boobies
>>43026486Didn't we even scan it and found it lifeless?
>>43026486Probably a reflex/spasm caused by the nervous system not being completely dead yet.
>>43026423Yup, uncomfy leaving the body feels pretty good.I take it you still don't have your spellbook? I want to check Solia's puppet-body for a soul. You know, just to be sure.
>>43026423Remember this: To experience Heaven, you must go through hell.ONLY BY PUTTING YOURSELF THROUGH GRUELING CHALLENGES CAN YOU DETERMINE WHAT IS AND IS NOT TRULY COMFORTABLE!
>>43026486probably cant hear her with all the infinite souls talking, or it could be us waking her after we left.
>>43026503>Inb4 the orb left some of us behind in the body.>It's spouting out lewd.
>>43026486What if us possessing it at the beach left abit of us, or cause it's own soul to show up, or sparked a new soul or something.I mean we are vaguely defined.
>>43026423You only need to trust us.
>>43026423you have a nice pair of breasts.
>>43026554LET US BACK IN
>>43026374Touch orb to Solia's body!
>>43026554That would explain why Solia has been so gropey lately
>>43026486It doesn't, but the body is still breathing, and the muscles and the nerves that activate the muscles are still fully functional, so the body may twitch a little.
Oh, I just remembered. Fuwa, whatever you do don't bring us in contact with Solia's body. We'll assume control of it with no way to filter out bad ideas. Back at the beach we ended up suplexing someone.
>>43026649No, Im pretty sure this didnt happen.In fact, Im so sure this didnt happen, we should definitely touch Solia's body. To prove that it didnt happen.
>>43026649Seconding this voice. Do not let us run loose.
>>43026649>Back at the beach we ended up suplexing someone.What does this have to do with bad ideas?
>>43026423>>43026649IGNORE HIM, HE LIES. RETURN US UNTO THE MEAT-THING, ELF-MEAT. WE HAVE MEAT-THINGS TO DO AND MEAT-PEOPLE TO MEET.
>>43026649>>43026688These are blatant lies by those few voices who are body phobic.
>>43026649i wonder if suplex guy is trapped in there, we should bring him back.
>>43026671Only think that would prove is that you're trying to trick Fuwa into doing something stupid.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>43026423We usually are between the bouts of insanity and making people miserable for personal entertainment and this means everyone benefits from our advice!Now, we do belong to Tali, and you DID steal us. But (s)he seems a little uncertain about the Little Death. You should go and help Ceera put the panties on Tali correctly to increase her comfort later.
>>43026749>Solia's body is constantly twitching and mumbling "suplex" over and over
Isn't that body dead? I'm sure it's just... A reflex or something...Right...?>>43026436>>43026470>>43026472Mhmm, I'm confident and ready to get my normal comfy back! First thing I want back is my hair but.. That was disposed of.Is there anyone in the school who would know anything about hair growth magic?
>>43026829>Is there anyone in the school who would know anything about hair growth magic?Ask the beauty club
>>43026829hair is biological matter.seek a fleshcrafter
>>43026829Why? Your hair looks cute the way it is now.
>>43026829probably beauty club? Also touch the orb to the body. Just... really quick. please.
>>43026829TO THE BEAUTY CLUB FOR FLESHCRAFTING!Hair extensions falls under that right?Just look for the bobbing glowing angler!
>>43026829Go to the Beauty Club.
>>43026829Flora's learning fleshcrafting, she might be able to help.Completely off topic note: the new One Punch Man episode is out.
>>43026829Gears does, but when I asked her through the machine, she said it'd cost more than we have.Alternatively.. you could go to Flora and Cora since they know about fleshcrafting.
>>43026829Forget about your hair, you selfish elf. Go help Tessa, she's hurt.
>>43026829Maolin had a bunch of wigs, right? Her source should know a lot about hair. Fear the beauty club
>>43026829>>43026829Poor Tessa... but I think that maybe Flora might. I mean, most undine don't have hair, so hers might be magically made. Also, fleshcrafting.
>>43026829I suggest talking to Flora, also someone tell that girl to stop messing around with her teeth or she isn't going to be able to stand up come the end of the semester due to the mounds on her chest.
>>43026829Go help tessa, her comfy has been un-
>>43026829also make sure the girl behind you is ok. she just fell chin first onto the floor. That isn't very comfy.
>>43026829Ummm.I think Anglerface knows something about hair magic. At least I think fleshcrafting technically covers hair stuff.Just make sure she doesn't turn you into a yeti elf
>Fuwa thanks Solia for her help and gets out of the bath. After wrapping a tower around herself she steps out and helps Tessa up.>The undine thanks her and begins gather up the toy boats scattered about. She seems uninjured."Tessa, what's with the boats?""These? Oh, uhm... Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a kraken and... I sink the ships..."------------------>Fuwa stands outside of the Beauty Club. She knocks only once before the door is thrown open by Cora."Welcome to the-oh, it's Fuwa. What is it?""Hey, Cora. Well... I need my hair grown back to how it was.""Oh~ You need some actual beauty help and aren't hear to pilfer our snacks~? Well well well... Step in, my friend. I'll take good care of you~"1/2
>>43027140>"These? Oh, uhm... Sometimes I like to pretend I'm a kraken and... I sink the ships..."Fucking adorbs, yo.
>>43027140>After wrapping a tower around herself>a towerDamn bitch, you hueg
>>43027140I uh.. Don't get molested by Cora is all I have to say.
>>43027140I uh.. get molested by Cora is all I have to say.
>>43027140>pilfer our snacksThis is the behavior of someone who is either incredibly skinny or incredibly fat.
>>43027140"Done. I've restored it's length but I think it looks just fine up front. It always seemed like you were hiding behind it. Be proud of who you are!""... Yeah. I like it."Hmm.I feel even better about myself now.I... What should I do now?
>>43027140You know, Fuwa, you should be grateful. Most of the time we're trying to give Tali faulty spells or convince him to turn the sun into icecream. We actually do have a spell that could do that. Being called fat constantly in exchange for the better half of our advice is something of an amazing deal. I mean, we haven't tried to molest your mind once!
>>43027267well first thank them for the help. after that who knows
>>43027267Snuggle/molest Tali and Ceera at the same time?
>>43027267Stick us in your shirt so that it looks like you have three tits.
>>43027267Go and find new ways to become comfy.Learn more about your school of magic.Or learn discipline by dealing with someone that would make you lose your cool while trying to keep in a state of comfy?
>>43027267Say thanks, then go see 99c, why? Just do it
>>43027267Get a haircut. You look like a brown yeti now, Cora overdid it.
>>43027267Feel about yourself even better now.AKA masturbate.
>>43027140Damn tessa if we had arms we'd hug you.How expensive was it to get orb-arms again
>>43027267Cuddle threesome and/or suplex a cunt
>>43027267See if 99c needs some comfy magic today.
>>43027267Go share the wonders of comfy with Lily
>>43027267It's time to deal with Wafu, revenge is the best medicine.Also, do you and Alisya dislike each other? Last I heard, she disliked comfy magic.
>>43027267Shave half your head. It'll look sick.
>>43027267Obtain/order hair care products from 99c. Gotta let your hair be comfy like the rest of you is now.
>>43027140Wait, what happened to Flora's melons? Did she flesh shape them away?>>43027267Walk down the hallway being fabulous. Enjoy finding the inner comfy.
>>43027267Thanks them for their haircrafting. Then find Ceera!
>>43027267Go check out Ninety-Nine's store.
>>43027267Check to make sure she didn't also grow your pubes out.
>>43027267Go forth, and spread comfyness to those who need it the most. I hear there's a certain mercantile student who is worried about Tali, but cannot leave her post until the end of the day.
>>43027267Well, you haven't finished your apologies. You could also try to find more things that make you comfy without magic.
>>43027267Find Tali. Bring ice and ice cream.
>>43027354You need to apologize to Ceera, of course. But after >>43027436 and having them reunite.
>>43027267You should go check out the Thorn class and see if there are any members that need comfyness. They train really hard!
Ninety-Nine Copper... That girl in the front of the school? Does she actually have a store?I'll go check it out.>Fuwa thanks Cora and Flora then leaves. She goes through the great hall and to the front of the school. Standing there is Ninety-Nine Copper."Hello and welcome to the Ninety-Nine Copper Store. What can we get for you?""Hi. Can I get some hair care products?">The girl nods and turns around. Fuwa can hear her writing something and the sound of tape being ripped. She turns around and hands Fuwa a box."That will be 3 Alm."
>>43027537Buy it' Tali will cover you if you don't like paying to see 99c be happy You might be her first costumer in a long time
>>43027537"I would like to open a tab"
>>43027537Ummm.... You spelt it wrong 99.huh, I thought Tali helped her set up an actual shop.
>>43027537Buy it from hare!
>>43027537Oh my. Thought it said Seppuku. We need to work on 99c's education.
>>43027537Well it's worth trying out I suppose
>>43027537pay her for it.
>>43027537D'aww. Buy it Fuwa.Though we do need to get her an actual store with actual products one of these days.
>>43027537This is what happens when we trust Tali to do something without our supervision.
>>43027537Is there actually a thing in the box?
"Uhm... Sure. Here.">She hands Ninety-Nine Copper three Alm. She sees the girl pull out a jar as big as her head that's absolutely filled with Alm. She deposits the three coins with a clink and puts the jar back.She has more money than me..."Thank you for shopping at the Ninety-Nine Copper Store.""No problem."I guess I'll go and finally apologize to Ceera now.>As Fuwa leaves Ninety-Nine calls out to her."You look nice today.">Fuwa smiles at her."Thank you."Hmm. I think I'll shop here more often.--->>43027803>Fuwa opens the box. A brush is inside.>Fuwa goes back to Petal tower and climbs the many steps up to Ceera's room. She takes a moment to catch her breath and hears voices coming from within."<How long will it take to heal?>""Well, thanks to the magic maybe a few days, at best. I mean it's pretty much all healed up just mostly aching and sore. I just wanna be careful, you know?""<I understand. That elf interrupted us last time.>""Again, sore and aching.""<There are... Other ways.>""No!"What are they saying..? Is Tali okay? That is her voice, right? I don't understand a word the other one is saying...
>>43027537>Hare kareWasn't that lame 70's slang for death by seppuku?
>>43027826They're trying to figure out how to bang despite Tali's ah...injuries to that particular piece of anatomy.
>>43027826Ceera, you DOG you! Get dat elf syrup!
>>43027826Oh.. OH.You're not going to catch them in the act, are you Fuwa?I'd much prefer being an Orb for you than Tali.
>>43027826Sounds like Tali is about to be uncomfortable. Better go help her quick!
>>43027826Oh god! Ceera is trying to steal his elementalness and turn him into a Ceer!Quick, Barge in!
>>43027826Don't eavesdrop! Either knock or walk away.
>>43027826Quick, knock on the door and interrupt them before Ceera takes Tali's back door virginity!
>>43027826Open the door. Get on the floor. Do the dinosaur.
>>43027826Knock loudly. You don't want to interrupt anything...intimate.
>>43027826Go in, before anything bad happens.
>>43027944Well actually maybe you do? I don't know what you are into so maybe that's your thing. I'm just assuming you don't.
>>43027826Stealthily observe. Don't want to interrupt.
>>43027826Listen at the door abit more fuwa~
>>43027858And Ceera just volunteered to claim his elfpussy
>>43027537That looks an awful lot like harakiriWay to assert yourself, 99c.
>Fuwa knocks loudly on the door."<We will discuss this later.>">There is the sound of footsteps and soon the door is opened. Ceera stares at Fuwa, a mask covering her face."Ah, you. What want?" The ceer asks, her voice filled with malice.
>>43027826Sounds like Tali is getting into a bad situation. As her friend, you must help!
>>43028001Apologize to her.
>>43028001Shut up, we're here to see Knife Ears.
>>43028001Tell her you could help her with those other ways.
>>43027826To give that conversation a little context, Ceer are actually hermaphroditic. Since Tali's still sore from that blunt trauma earlier, Ceera's suggesting they try something different than normal, which Tali's apparently reluctant to try.
>>43028001Ceera's jealous we might take Tali away from her!
>>43028001It sounds like Tali was in trouble. What were you about to do to her?!
>>43028001Apologise for earlier, and ask what they're doing. It sounds like Tali might be in trouble.
>>43028034>we might take Tali away from herPsh. Tali is ours anyways. She can't keep us from our things.
>>43028034No, she's mad because we injured her fuckbuddy and now she can't get fucks.
>>43028001Return us to our rightful slav- I mean owner!
>>43028001Offer your syrup in apology for the syrup that she is being denied.
>>43028001Apologize for earlier and give her the orb back to return to Tali. We'll help him out.
>>43028001She's probably upset about you almost killing her earlier. Apologise for that and thank her for fixing what Wafu did to you.
"I... I just wanted to say I'm sorry for earlier. And thank you for giving me this orb. It really helped me. So, uhm... Sorry and thanks?""... You are welcome. Leave.""Actually!" Tali speaks up, "I can certainly use the orb's help right about now! For some advice! on how to escape...""Ah. Give orb, elf.">She holds out her hand....You guys wanna go back?You've been so helpful. I almost don't want to return it..But that'd pretty much be stealing, huh?
>>43028116Yeah, give us back.It was fun hanging with you though. Don't be a stranger.
>>43028116We'll see you around Fuwa. This isn't goodbye forever.Go forth and find your inner comfy!!!
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>43028116Our boy Tali needs us. Ceera might be doing some things that WE might not agree with. If you're to give the Orb to Tali, hand it to him personally. I'm afraid what Ceera might do.
>>43028116Fuwa, we like hanging with you. Its not like we can't meet again. but for now, I guess tali needs help?
>>43028116Don't worry. With how often you are around Tali, we'll be talking to you again soon. I mean, even if he didn't want to be close to you for some reason, we'll be sure to "encourage" him otherwise.
>>43028116We have a job to do Fuwa. We'll get Tali to nap with you.
>>43028116Fuwa! Tali needs help escaping. Get angry, grab Tali and run. Then we can use him for naps.Also, tell the Ceer to stop giving orders. She's still the bitch in the relationship.
>>43028116Tali's our charge. It's been fun, but we must return.Remember, Wafu is all about the unnatural comfiness. And there is no such thing as comfy unless you also experience periods of uncomfy. The contrast between the two is what makes being comfy so great.
>>43028116No, I think you should keep the orb, and stay with Tali. There's not much we can do to help otherwise.
>>43028116You already knew what to do from the start. You just needed to talk it out with someone. But if you need advice, you should go talk to Tali I think he'd like that.
>>43028116Go ahead and give us back, we can spend more time together later. Right now it sounds like Tali wants our advice.And thank her for fixing you! Do you even remember how fucked up you were after whatever it was Wafu did to you?
>>43028116Well, if you ever need to speak with us, you'll know where to find us. Was rather nice to get a break from Tali every so often l.
>>43028116We'll hang out later. Remember to keep exercising and that comfy starts from the inside out.
>>43028116Give it back, but wait outside the door for a bit.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>43028116Wait a second fuwa.Ask us to hand over to her andTell Ceera "You have our blessing with that you want to do to Tali. If you want us to watch we can be handed over but Tali will probably try to use us to run, or we can hang with fuwa a bit until you're done. Which would you prefer?"
>>43028116Well meet again, especially since you keep abducting Tali for naptimes
>>43028116I don't want to go! Fuwa's problems are fun too. Where's the function to fission off into two smaller orbs?
>>43028116Ask Ceera if you can watch.
>>43028263Actually, this might not be a bad idea. Ceera seems to be onto some sort of revolutionary healing technique. It'd be good for you to learn this so you can heal people in addition to giving them comfyness.
>>43028116Nooo, we would just get in the way of their fun. And we have more comfy lessons to teach.Or give us back. I suppose Tali could use a lesson in avoiding a bit of uncomfy. But I'm sure he'd be fine either way, so your call.
>>43028116Barge in and give us back.
>Fuwa pulls out the orb and holds onto it just a bit longer.Yeah, I enjoyed hanging out with you as well. You guys... You helped me get back on track. I think I understand where my comfy was going wrong now and I won't let that happen again.I hope to speak to you again but if I don't... I promise I'll be working as hard as I can to find out about true inner comfy.Until next time.>Fuwa hands over the orb.----------------"I swear Ceera, if you try no more kisses forever!""<W-what!?>"===End of Chapter 26===
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>43028116Barge in! They're having a couple problem and you-I mean we-should definitely help them with it. After all you HAVE watched a ton of romance, this should make smoothing the problem between them a snap for you!
>>43028347HEYHEYTALIHEYTALIGUESS WHATNO, TALIREALLYGUESS WHATButt stuff!
>>43028347COMFYOMFYThanks for running, Larro!
So ends another chapter. Thanks for reading everyone! The start up time for the next chapter will be announced on twitter, as usual. However, my life is still chaotic so please bear that in mind. However, I do want to get something done again this month as it will soon be 1 whole year since MAQ started.I have some time left so if you guys wanna do Q&A with a character let me know who it will be.
>>43028347Dammit we didn't even get her to nestle us in her fuwas
>>43028402Q&A with Fuwa please.
>>43028402What happened to Wafu?Why is Argen Sin so cute?What happened to 99c's hair?
>>43027828Harakiri, and that's an actual alternate term for it.
>>43028402Tessa! She's a best.
>>43028347Thanks for running Larro!
>>43028402Wafu Q and A!
>>43028442Seppuku is Japanese, Harakiri is Indian, both are ritual suicide, but the form taken is different.
>>43028461No, seppuku and harakiri are both Japanese terms for ritual suicide, though harakiri is considered to be a crude term for it. Dunno what the Hindi term for ritual suicide is, though.
>>43028444Tessa is the best Kraken.
>>43028347>>43028369God damn it I keep missing the cutoff by inches.>Tali: Get the panties on Ceera properly and then say petite mort>>43028402Questions, questions... 99c what do you plan to do with your money?
>Fuwa returns."I am here to answer any and all questions in a canon/not-canon Q&A.">>43028428"I haven't seen her since she ran off. I'm sure she'll come back, though. She always does.Uhm... I guess cute is a rather... Well, everyone has their opinions.What do you mean by that last one?"
>>4302854699c seems a bit more discheveled than usual, as if she didn't get her dose of elven syrup in a long while.
>>43028546I thought Elf natural magic couldn't be inherited, how did your family manage to isolate that?
>>43028546Is there any particular reason you feel comfy magic is the best magic? Also, what does The Little Death actually do? I mean, the name is sorta... Lewd.
>>43028546OK so my non canonical friend, how would you feel about discovering Tali is a guy?
>>43028546So, will you be continueing to work on working out? Finding that inner comfy? And being happy with yourself?Also what happened to Flora's boobs?
>>43028546Show us your fuwas.
>>43028546What are your plans for boosting your comfyness abilities without the use of magic stuff?
>>43028563"Elf syrup.. That's uh... Ninety-Nine should not be drinking such things. It's bad.">>43028577"I have no idea. Like I said the art itself was thankfully stopped and it really isn't brought up anymore.">>43028601"I think it's the best magic because it stops me from becoming a rage demon. Also, in life, I think everyone just wants to be comfortable, you know? With Comfy Magic you can achieve such a thing easily.Also The Little Death, as I said, is super comfy and never gets messy. If it does anything else the Dungeon Diving club didn't say. I don't even know why it's called that.">>43028604"What? That... That would make the kick a lot worse. But that would mean I've also been cuddling with a guy who's been pretending to be a girl and I would die of shame and then kick him again in anger.">>43028616"I think I will but not nearly as hard as I did today. I think I coughed up blood. But I will definitely work on the latter two. Maybe the'll all go hand in hand?And her boobs are still just as huge.">>43028621"We were in the bath together.">>43028627"Hmm... Probably doing what I already did. Like, realize that one shouldn't just be comfy all the time. That after work comfort just feels that much better. Also might make my own hot chocolate rather than magicking it up."
>>43028690>"Elf syrup.. That's uh... Ninety-Nine should not be drinking such things. It's bad."Why do you say such things?
>>43028690>But that would mean I've also been cuddling with a guy who's been pretending to be a girl and I would die of shame and then kick him again in anger.WHAT IF WE ALSO TOLD YOU HE'S AN ELF JUST LIKE YOU?
>>43028690So you've had elf syrup? My my, no wonder you can keep your hair so nice.
>>43028690Why would you die of shame if you already know they're actually attracted to women? I mean, that is the main issue, isn't it?
>>43028690>"We were in the bath together."But there was (in)convenient bath mist obscuring them!
>>43028690How do you cure a comfypire?
>>43028690>Ninety-Nine should not be drinking such things. It's badfirst hand experience huh?is that why you gained some weight? from all the drinking?
>>43028709"Cause it's a uhm... Euphemism. For... Stuff.">>43028718"That.. Would explain why he always smells like pine trees.">>43028729"I've never!">>43028741"I would die of shame cause I've been cuddling with a boy this entire time and I did not expect that.">>43028745"Mist is very handy. But, here.">>43028769"Sadly they can not be cured anymore than a normal vampire can be. It is said that a high influx of natural comfy can help but... It has never been proven."
>>43028690"The Little Death" is a euphemism for orgasm. It can probably spawn tentacles pleasure the wearer with or something.>That would make the kick a lot worseI'll just quote wikipedia here:"Contrary to depictions in popular culture (in which females are no more vulnerable in their groin than anywhere else), a strike or squeeze to the vulva or clitoris and ovaries will cause considerable pain and can incapacitate females due to the high density of nerve endings in these structures. The pain associated with a trauma to the clitoris travels through the pudendal nerve and travels through the ovarian plexus for a trauma to the ovaries. In extreme cases, the female victim may vomit or black out."A strike to a female's genitals can be just as damaging and debilitating as a blow to a male. If delivered with enough force, a kick to the female genitalia can drive the highly sensitive clitoris up into the pubic bone, compressing the clitoris between the hard bone and the attacker's shoe. Potential long-term health problems can arise for female targets of groin attacks including nerve damage to the clitoris, the pubic bone fracture because women's bones are thinner (and the bone of the pelvis of women is thinner and may break), hematoma, vulvodynia and rupture of the ovaries (ovarian apoplexy), which will lead to infertility."
>>43028809>"Cause it's a uhm... Euphemism. For... Stuff."What stuff? Elf jizz?
>>43028809>Euphemism for stuffWould you be interested? Our boy Tali has got that, but Ceera's been hording it all to herself.
>>43028809> It has never been proven."Sounds like a senior project to me.
>>43028809Methinks the lady protests too much.C'mon, who was it? Was he nice? Some foppish noble? Did he make you feel like a real lady and not some berserking ham-beast?
>>43028831"That... That's painful sounding. So groin kicks are just always bad.">>43028857"Too risky.">>43028832>>43028841>>43028860"I... I think I'll take my leave. This chat has become too uncomfy. Goodbye, guys!"
>>43028936Uncomfy? Doesn't she mean that it's turning her on?
>>43028936>UncomfyYour blush says otherwise.
>>43028936You can't hide your instincts from us, Fuwa!
>>43028936Do you intend to continue exercising, now that you've discovered it's joys? Or will lack of motivation take over?
>>43028936>uncomfyIf sex sounds uncomfy to you, then you clearly need to find someone better in bed than whoever you were with before. Or maybe just try to figure out how to activate The Little Death's special trick when you get it back from Tali~
>>43028936Awwww. Keep healthy.
>>43028936Oh, and remember, Tali needs to exercise too, once she's feeling better. She's a noodle.You can help motivate each other.
>>43028953>>43028963>>43028970>>43029015"No comment!">>43029038>>43028992"I'll definitely keep it up and drag Tali along. I think having someone with me will be fun.">>43029025"Will do, bye bye!"
>>43029059HEY!...have you been pantyless this whole time?
>>43029133>>43029152>>43029302Does she even own any panties other than The Little Death?
>>43029152Ceera: So, Tali and the orb are doing okay, right? No hidden serious injuries?