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For an eternal heartbeat the world pauses as all eyes go to the long ribbon of shining steel in your hand, the sullen gleam of the sodium lamplight playing down its length. You're as surprised to see it as they are; so you all reach the same conclusion simultaneously.

The balance of power has shifted greatly.

Then your heart beats again, and they rush you.

You lunge sideways, flinging your left foot behind your right as you take a long backstep; sparing your bum leg the more arduous motions. It's sufficient to block one man's path with his fellow, and *he* leaps back from a quick, darting thrust - he wasn't in range, but with the scales shifting so quickly, he's cautious.

That won't last long.

[ ] You have the reach advantage. Keep circling, keep dancing, keep them on their toes and play for time.
[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
[ ] They'll never expect this....
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FIRST POST
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>IN AFTER FIRST POST
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>>43259853
>[ ] They'll never expect this....
Is it time to use 'that'?
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you guys are all very silly
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[X] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*

GO FOR THE SOFT VITALS, SETTLE! SOOOOOOOFFFFTTTT VITTTTTTAAAAAALLLLLLSSSSS!
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259853
>[x] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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Havings shitty shitscribble.
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>>43259853
[ ] They'll never expect this....
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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It would be pretty nice if Settle knew how to whistle to summon the corgi armada.

>>43259853
[x] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>[ ] They'll never expect this....
Fire your sidearm in the air and scream wildly?
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>[X] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
Knives are worse than useless on defense, kill him first.
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>>43259899

CRUNCH SPOTTED
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>>43259907

BEWARE THE MIGHTY KNIFEHAND
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The news tomorrow:

Drunken admiral used cane fencing foil to defeat yakuzas, still made it to the dorm in time for light out.
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259853
It's a time of war. Shouldn't you have a sidearm? 'cause if you do you should pull a Raiders and shoot at least one of them. That also has the advantage of calling down the calvary ...

Otherwise I'd suggest something else to even the odds.
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
I usually counsel caution, but we don't have the mobility to dance, and once your'e IN the 1-v-2, you've gotta fix that right away.
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>>43259853
>[x] They'll never expect this....
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>>43259853
Holy shit you guys post fast.

First for EQUAL RIGHTS FOR FAIRIES!

>[x] You have the reach advantage. Keep circling, keep dancing, keep them on their toes and play for time.
Speaking from experience, in a fight of a small group versus a solo combatant, you need to circle and keep them in line. Never let them fan out and try to flank you. Try and use the terrain to limit the number of ways they can approach and fight them one at a time.

Also give the best and loudest impression of a bosun's whistle we can. Faster there's a shipslut on deck, the faster we are laughing.
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>>43259853
>[ ] They'll never expect this....
On the one hand, there's the sensible choice. On the other hand, there's this BIG RED BUTTON.
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>>43259952
Do they give admirals sidearms?
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>>43259952
>giving officers guns

Dude, the military has made many well-documented mistakes, but they're not THAT fucking stupid.
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>>43259974
We're a cripple on a sidewalk, I don't think we can keep them from surrounding us very effectively.
Whistling is probably a good idea though
>>43259979
Of course not
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259989
Are officers that incompetent?
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>>43260009

Yes.
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>>43259979
If not, they bloody ought to. Settle needs a nice revolver, I think.

>>43259989
Wait, why is that dumb? I'm pretty sure the Royal Navy issues officers with pistols?

>>43259993
Ah fucksticks, you're right. Changing >>43259974 this vote to
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>[x] They'll never expect this....
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>>43259853
Chase after them screaming "WELCOME TO ANNAPOLIS BITCHES"
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259989
They give enlistees guns, don't they?
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I can't wait to see Hate's reaction when again he missed the Yakuza and that Settle got to use his cane sword on them.
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
Kill or disembowel one of them.
We have a bum leg, we can't keep moving so we need to use our swordwork and reading body language, as well as presenting baited openings to make the two try to attack where we want them to attack.
We have to make them attack us when we want them to attack us, and threaten them all other times.
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>>43259853
>[X] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
Stabby Stabby?
Stabby Stabby.
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>>43260009
yes they are
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>>43260034

That's because the enlisted actually learn how to shoot guns.

Officers just try and pull rank, usually.
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>>43260034
Yes, but they only give them AMMO on the range.
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>>43259853
>[ ] They'll never expect this....

Give a shrill corgi call/whistle!
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>>43260042
I completely forgot Settle had a cane sword.
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>>43260016
If your basing that on my write-up. I couldn't find anything about the Royal Navy NOT issuing pistols. The listed gun is the service pistol for the rest of the MoD so I just used that. It's because officers have to go through basic and thus learn how to use guns.
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Shokaku to the rescue?
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>>43259853
>[x] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43260009
Well, planefag is the officer of this ship and everything goes down hill on a consistent basis, so I'd wager yes.
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>>43260064
>tfw the military is nogunz
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>>43260091
>implying you knew in the first place
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So, you know how Parker managed a way to strip out the soul song of a ship? Death from abyssals, life from shipgirls and, interestingly, from ships?
What he needs to do is find some recordings from BEFORE Los Angeles and run 'em through the filter, to see if ships could sing before then or if, as Goto said, something Changed that day
>>43260042
I imagine he'll be satisfied that his gift was used in its intended manner
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>>43260093
>It's because officers have to go through basic

your faith is *adorable*
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>>43260103
Settle is a strong independent admiral that dont need no carriers
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>>43259989
They gave me a gun ... and I'm far, far worse than an officer ....
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>>43260126
Why do I trust a cadet or an enlisted who gone through basics but not an officer?

Other than the fact that the officer should be commanding instead of shooting even if an enemy is near by?
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>>43260140
>They gave me a gun ... and I'm far, far worse than an officer ....

MPs are creations of deliberate malice, not accidental incompetence like officers.
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Now we get to find out which ships are yandere for us and tracks us everywhere.
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>>43259853
>[X] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
I'm not late, am I?
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>>43260124
>the ships were alive all along
>the Sailors knew this the entire time
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>>43260124

>implying I ever want to go down THAT rabbit-hole
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>>43260091
technically, we never knew
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>>43260140
Nope, even worse ...
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>>43260103
ur waifu a shit
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This is why you're supposed to have a bodyguard, Settle.
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>inb4 two entire threads describing a ten second bumfight
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WElp. First time catching this life.
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>>43259853
>[ ] They'll never expect this....
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>>43260064
Navyfag, why do the ships hum?
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>>43259853
>[X] They'll never expect this....
Scream your head off.
- Usually at least a bit effective at putting someone off whatever they're doing.
- If they're trying to be subtle then that'll be their cue to run
- 'Screaming Admiral' at least warrants someone nearby to take a look

>>43260126
>your faith is *adorable*
Oi, you yanks may hire a bunch of prats to run your ships but at least our limey officers are a hair smarter than the average matelot.
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>>43259853
>[ ] They'll never expect this....
COMING IN LIVE FROM BONGISTAN, WE'RE STAYING UP ALL NIGHT FOR THIS SHITSHOW!

BRING THE FREEDOM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk-87jzhVhs
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>>43260159
Are MPs better trained / better fighters than the average soldier/special forces unit? Otherwise how are they going to arrest them?
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>>43259853
START YELLING YOU STUPID FUCK. ATTRACT ATTENTION TO MAKE THE GOONS SPLIT.
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>>43260144
Because enlisted have to rate on them repeatedly. Officers don't.
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>>43260138
That would mean he needs no battleship either
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>>43260185

... the only thing worse is an exceptionally bright young 2nd LT with a vigorous can-do attitude.
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>>43259853
>[x] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>The Admiral has entered a Martial Trance

>>43260180
If you don't somebody else will.
Pandora's box fucking shanked us long ago
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>>43260230
The same way they arrested Sammy. They all dogpile on the guy. ALL of them. As in, every single one on the base.
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>>43260214

>our limey officers are a hair smarter than the average matelot.

So they actually tie their own shoes, then? Color me surprised.
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>>43260126
Meh, I can justify my character knowing how to shoot anyway. Seriously, this is a setting where ships return as either elderic horrors or young women. Saying that an officer knows how to shoot isn't too much of a stretch.
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>>43260214
>Oi, you yanks may hire a bunch of prats to run your ships but at least our limey officers are a hair smarter than the average matelot.
Spoken like a man who has never met more than one British Officer in his life. My old mentor was a Sergeant in 2-PARA and told me many, many stories in which he had to hold an officer's hand on exercise and a couple of times in the Falklands.
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>>43260246
Or a general with something to prove.
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>>43260230
No. With guns.
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>>43260214
>Oi, you yanks may hire a bunch of prats to run your ships but at least our limey officers are a hair smarter than the average matelot.


Uh huh.
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>>43260245
Exactly, all he needs is one of those newfangled guns hate is designing
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>>43259935
>unironically liking Cruntch
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>>43260234
And then there's civilians like me ... who just filled out the right form ... the look face of the guy giving the safety briefing when I told him I was an accountant still keeps me warm on chilly evenings ...
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>>43260246
please no
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>[X] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43260093
No, I based it on the fact that I know they've been issued in the past and if the Royal Navy is nothing if not traditional.

>>43260124
>>43260180
Parker, in the interests of science, I am BEGGING you. This could actually be seriously important

>>43260256
>The Admiral has entered a Martial Trance
Fuck. Yes. This combined with our PURE RAGE AND ANGER AT THE INJUSTICE OF THE WORLD summoning Hamp is the kind of protagonist edge we were missing and its introduction is paced PERFECTLY.

>>43260246
Planefag, do not even JOKE. I am as much a landlubber as you can possibly GET and that sent a shiver down my spine.
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>>43260274
>Sergeant in 2-PARA
>the Paras
Uh-huh.
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>>43260211

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
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>>43260180

You mean like trying to run the sounds of an ancient ship that occasionally still sails like USS Constitution?

Or is that a rabbit hole too deep?
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VOTES CALLED

TOOOWTWWOWOEOT
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>>43259989
Aren't /k/omandos supposed to be the on the give everyone guns bandwagon?
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>>43260284
>story about the average matelot
Well there you go.
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>>43260310
I'm completely deadfuck serious anon.
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>>43260337
tatical maid action when planefag
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>>43260317
WRONG

BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THE WORDS

HA

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT
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>>43259853
>[]Shout "cheap whores" that will bring the Marines running to us.
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>>43260337

THOSE MASSIVE UNPAID DENBTS THO
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>>43260346

In combat zones everyone does carry, even non-combat personnel around base. Naturally officers get to carry M9s and the enlisted have to lug a motherfucking M4 everywhere.

>>43260375

True story when Snow White and the Seven Dwarves was first released my dad took me and my sister to see it and he said "well we'll finally find out what the words to that goddamn song are." And when the dwarves reached the part in the song and they started humming he goes, out loud, in the middle of the fucking theater - "THEY DON'T KNOW THE DAMN WORDS EITHER!"

the guy in front of us almost fucking died laughing, like, he slid right onto that nasty floor and was choking to death on popcorn it was kind of amazing
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>>43260402
Why did i laugh.

Why would harder come running faster?
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>>43259853
I'm torn because playing for time and staying mobile is clearly the right answer when outnumbered like this, but with our leg we don't have any mobility, or at least won't for long. Taking one of them quick is more of a lt hate option in having the training to do a quick takedown, but I think our only chance is to take the risk, id rather play tag with one guy than two.

[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43260410
>the more denbts are left unpaid, the larger they get

planefag wouldn't be able to stand up, let alone be a meido
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>>43260337
EVERY NIGHT UNTIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE IT
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>>43260346
/k/omandos are also on the twenty thousand F-16s bandwagon.

Think about that
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>>43260469

HOW DO YOU READ THAT CHART
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>>43260365
No, I mean, The PARAS. The purified distillation of bugfuck insane. The guys you drop into a shithole and expect to out-bastard the bastards already there. Those Paras. The only thing you want a 2-PARA officer to do is not document anything.
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>>43260413
Sometimes you get extra lucky and have to carry an M16 everywhere. Or if you're in the army you might be the lucky M249 guy.
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>>43260306
>>43260318
>>43260375


You really want to know? DO YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

Here's what my old ship was humming, assholes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj7nR73XXyc

brb getting a lot of drinks.
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>>43260413
>first released
>1937

planefag=oldfag
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>>43260190
>salty?
>have some shokaku, its a balm to your soul
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>>43260469

Someone posted that in merc's thread the other night and I nearly fucking died laughing

>literally who x10

and then suddenly

>HERO

like there is nothing wrong on this whole chart, ever
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>>43260481
i thought they all went how the F-35 was shit and how the F-22 was better
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>>43260512

The disney one? Maybe it was the ultra resuperdupermaxed edition. They do that every 10 years. Or did. I don't remember. but it was in theaters.
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>>43260491
X Axis: Person
Y Axis: Thread by some absurd scale
Others: I don't know what the fuck do you think?

>>43260541
HA
T'WAS I THERE AS WELL
EVERY
THREAD
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>>43260370
It's already happened.
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ayy
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Akitsu-maru best maru.
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>>43260469
>>43260491
I too desire this information

>>43260502
I thought it was described as tuneless?

Regardless... What's the big... Uhh...

God dammit, this is going to be in my head all day now. You win this round, Parker.

But seriously, finding the differences between before and after Emergence Day could be a real coup for the egg-heads.

We seriously need a better name for that date...
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>>43260550
It's mostly just trolls. /k/ is actually largely supportive of the F-35.
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>>43260502

The problem is that once you understand SOMETHING in this shit you have to understand more. Apply science to the supernatural and try to keep your sanity.

Or else someone else can and will.
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>>43260502
Your ship has good taste. Go compliment it. Her. Him. Whatever.
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>>43259907
The shitscribbles are getting less shitty by the thread. Keep this up and you won't even be able to call them that anymore.
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>>43259907

Not fucking bad. Not half fucking bad.
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>>43260469
Kitakami will win.
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>>43260608

Arizona's was tuneless. Tortuga was humming Anchor's Aweigh.

Yeah. You can see why I'd rather NOT go into looking at pre-LA signals.
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>>43260600

AGREED
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>>43259907
There's just this perfect capturing of Hate's "I am THIS CLOSE to being done with your shit" here
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>>43260550

I always thought a large part of the F-22 and F-35 shit flinging was simply due to the F-22 being shit canned due to a mix of politics and budget cuts.

F-35 people were afraid of the same shit happening to that plane as what happened to the F-22.

Reality is the US should have kept both planes in production.
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>>43260664

Chief Parker, you ready for your german engineered waifu to arrive? You seem to have been missing out on shipping shenanigans
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>>43260641

Does it accurately capture your "YOU DENSE FUCKING BOOT" face?
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>>43260370
It's been happening anon
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>>43260657
yaoi, right?
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>>43260600
swayback maru is best maru
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>>43260657
And NTR Ooi?
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>>43260657
That's not how you spell "random fairy who danced on our head"

RFWDOOH is truly best girl.
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>>43260493
Wasn't referring to Parachute Regiment officers, they served alongside other regiments too. He always told me Para Officers commanded absolute respect from their soldiers because, unlike most other officers (and these are his exact words) "they can do everything we can do, only better". This opinion was, naturally, dimmed when it came to officers from regiments that weren't the Parachute Regiment.
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>>43260413
Especially when we're fighting people who don't bother checking my CAC to see if I'm a noncombatant before they shoot me ...
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>>43260585
Them logs.
Last I checked they drove a BTR off a draw bridge and nearly caused an international incident by trying to land it on a oil-tanker.
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>>43260664
Ha

Arizona can't carry a tune
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New US CV when.
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>>43260702
i need a link to this tatical maid action
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>>43260701

That's the WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEWLING SHEEP BITING FUCK FOR BRAINS MAGGOT PIE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING.

So, you know. Slightly agitated.
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>>43260664
Oh god. Don't make me imagine what a recording from 1998 would sound like.

>Johnny Reb humming the Macarena... over and over and OVER...
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>>43260770
It's a maid campaign that deme is a part of. Other participants include Halley and Attarou
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>>43260770
http://pastebin.com/ZGmbpjtw
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>>43259907
Magnificent job Scribbleanon
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>>43260806

Sooooo, at higher levels do you...just, like, have DEATH BEAMS from the eyes or something? Or do they just open a vein to escape the wrath?
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>>43260714
Dunno about the Army in general, but the RN has a similar training policy. Rigidly enforced for the RM (they go through the Commando Course too), but even general RN officers need to be able to do the job (e.f. Marine Engineering Officers gotta know that turbine better than your own arse).
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>>43260413
>a motherfucking M4
Your god damn right!
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>>43260664
Sometimes the most interesting things are things we're better off not knowing.
When in doubt, stick your dick in the hornet's nest!
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>>43260751
>Arizona will never truss you up and use you as a body pillow
why even live
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>>43260851
thanks basedanon
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>>43260756
>New US CV when.
Could have sworn that was CV-1, who would, by definition, be oldest CV.
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>>43260867
Don't be silly, anon. Death beams don't exist.

He just transforms into R. Lee Ermey on a mixture of meth and PCP.
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>>43260851
>http://pastebin.com/ZGmbpjtw
>only linking the first session

http://pastebin.com/u/Virado Virado uploads the logs here
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>>43260867
At higher levels I used to fucking tell them to go show the gunny.

These days It's "Hey go show Urist McFaglord"
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>>43260851
There's at least three more pastebins
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>>43260867
Knife hand Iaijutsu
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>>43260894
So the gunny on a normal day then?
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>>43260851
>>43260891
Thats part one. This is an ongoing thing.
Part 2 http://pastebin.com/5aN8arVN
Part 3 http://pastebin.com/cideU8JH
Part 4 http://pastebin.com/wg1tBqNR
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>>43260903
Speaking of. He posted a wip of his character Sadako in irc
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>>43260923
Nonono. Take the gunny and get him so pumped full of speed and angel dust that he has blood in his drugstream instead of the other way around. More like that.
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>>43260903
>>43260913
>>43260936
I was already feeding. Didn't feel like overdoing it.
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Maybe this is a good time to introduce some other characters? Musashi interrupt perhaps?
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>>43261066
Ghost put your trip back on and stop false flagging you cuck.
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>>43260502
Hey, don't worry, chief, it could be worse. Your old ship could have been humming THIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
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>>43261090
>He think's you need to be Ghost to like Musashi.
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Speaking of weird-ass frequencies that sound different to different people, I think I've figured out what Goto and Settle actually heard on that telephone: raw Insecurity.

For Goto, that took the form of the nukes and "the damn gaijin think you're trash" because, well, that's basically the core insecurity of japanese society. Even though he's worked with Thomas for over a year, seen and watched Americans put their lives on the line for his country, that's how that niggling spike of insecurity got to him.

For Settle, insecurity took the form of "you failed your ship and she's suffering because of it" because, well, that's what Settle's biggest hangup is. We heard it from his head itself.
That's why he was able to power through it, because he agrees.
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when
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>>43261066
>Musashi interrupt perhaps?
If only you knew
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>>43261066
SHUT THE FUCK UP GHOST

LOOK YOU'RE MAKING MUSASHI SAD. DID YOU WANT TO MAKE HER SAD? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

GET BACK TO WORK.
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>>43261090
Hey faggot, don't be a cunt to your fellow cucks. Let anon wish for ships that'll never arrive.
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>People think I'm Ghost because I brought up Musashi
I'm going to do this more often.
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>Parker's examples of shipslut soul sounds were only ships that came back on their own
>He's probably going to sit on this discovery so that we have no way in-character to decide to check what Naka sounds like to see if something is weird
FUCK YOU PARKER
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>>43261134
>ghost
>work
SW:89 ended, he has nothing better to do than shit-post
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>>43261179
Nah, that's easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
I'm... not even joking
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>>43261179
>FUCK YOU PARKER
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>>43261090

I swear to god that wasn't me.

Besides, I already know what's happening with Musashi and why she isn't in yet.
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>>43260413
How old are you Planefag, the movie was released in 1937?
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>>43261066
you really think the answer to our problems is ADD ANOTHER PROBLEM?
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>>43261128
After we get her superior cousin of course.
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>>43261095

>Taking this long to post "In The Navy"

Anon plz.
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>>43261249
Planefag is eternal, in the same way Greece's debt is.
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>>43261066

>Musashi
>appearing

haha good 1
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>>43261179
WE CAN'T LISTEN TO NAKA. THAT'S LIKE, TURBOLEWD OR SOMETHING.

WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE HARDER DO IT.
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>>43261226
Well, at least it's not "Crawling in My Skin"...
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>>43261253
Yes
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>>43261243
>I already know what's happening with Musashi and why she isn't in yet.
So are you running something or has she gone full abyssal?
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Y'know, this stuff about ship soul songs also raises the question: If the resonance of a ship's soul can be recorded and isolated as audio you can listen to, what about a regular human? Do only ship souls have audible signatures, or is that something all souls have?

Or do only ships have souls?
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>>43261243
do tell and spin off when ghostdiva
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>>43261305

Never already said so a while back sadly
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>>43261095

>implying I'd ever want to listen to the USS San Fransisco
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>Musashi: does nothing and dies
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>>43261300
>>43261305

No and no and no and never, in that order.
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>>43261243
GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN
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>>43261332
don't bully Musashi
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>>43261332
So just like her sister?
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>>43261332
Didn't she get torpedoed ten days out of port?

Or am I thinking of another Musashi?
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>>43261327
...well played.
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>>43261365
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>>43261368

Can't, too busy. Maybe next week?
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>>43261226
CAN'T DODGE AROUND THIS ONE.
WE ARE ON THE CUSP OF SOUL SOUND BASED MENTAL DIAGNOSIS. STICK PARKER, WAINWRIGHT AND ELTON FUCKING JOHN IN A ROOM FOR FIVE MINUTES AND THEY COULD PROBABLY FIND EXACTLY WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU AND HOW TO FIX IT
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>>43261395
>Taiga

GOOD TASTE DETECTED
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>>43261369

I HAVE GAZED UPPON HER DARK STERN AND IT STARED BACK.
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>>43261303
>Parker's face when he starts applying the same transformation to miscellaneous audio files, such as space recordings of planets.
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>>43261282
>http://pastebin.com/ZGmbpjtw
The thing is, I thought Greece was alright in the 1930s. They were in forever debt during the Civil War. or when John Stamos took all the money to be apart of Full House.
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>>43261395
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>>43261384
You were thinking the yamato ship that was converted to a carrier. I don't remember it's name either.
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>>43261427
They had their own currency then.
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>>43261443
Shinano.
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>>43261443

IJN Shinano
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>>43261369
She's a cutey but her wartime service is about as impressive as Arizona's.
Maybe they can bond over that
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>>43261474
She's the more active one compared to her sister (the oft nicknamed Hotel)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFN9nvFYHmk

We need more Harder
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>>43261499
Still never got into a surface engagement, unless I'm missing one
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God damn it aerialsodomite, get updating.
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>>43261522
Harder is best girl
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shinano never
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>>43261474
>Maybe they can bond over that

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>43261522
>Sammy fucking grappled an abyssal and hit her with her own torpedo tubes
Shit apparently gets a lot less naval point blank.
What's to stop harder from dragging bitches down?
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>>43261525
The same could be said of most carriers as most were sunk before the biggest naval battles.

One of the exceptions? Shoukaku
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Someone posted this analysis of the damage Higgins took in the battle the other day: https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/19391527/

I'd link directly to the imgur album instead, except I can't figure out how to get it to display the album view. Bit of a bummer.
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>>43261583
hmmm?
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>>43261599
>SB
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>>43261583

Musashi Ari settle lewds?
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>>43260936
Where's the tactical part
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Welp, time for work. Vote well, queers

>>43261596
Yeah but carriers aren't SUPPOSED to get itno surface engagements

>>43261583
>Musashi and Arizona nursing some drinks together, the former grousing about naval aviation while the latter nods along
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>>43261599
>>43261617
Here's the imgur link because SB guy had problems (NOTE: it shows damage hit by hit per image):

https://imgur.com/a/2Dvmb
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>>43260936
>>43260851
I just want it to be known, I was varying levels of drunk when I ran these.

God help me.
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>>43261617

Every time someone for *4chan* calls any place else a shithole, I just have to laugh at them.
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>>43261596
>carrier
>surface engagement
see the problem here
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>>43261618

absolutely disgusting.
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>>43261660
SB is even worse.
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>>43261617
>4chan user
>complaining about someplace else
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>>43261599
I don't think that the description of each frame is in the imgur album, either.

>>43261617
Get over it.
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>>43261677
How so? I thought you will be all over that.
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>>43261660
>implying that 4chan is worse than tumblr

At least we don't give you shit for being a straight, white guy
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>>43261660
>>43261681
>Le epic internet hate machine maymay
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>>43261660
>>43261681
>>43261687
Maybe tumblr would be more your style, spacebattlers.
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>>43261701

Musashi is for tender loving and holding hands with the lights off, not base lewds.
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>>43261701
He can only get off to porn involving himself or characters he's created.

His secret fetish is Merlin lewds.
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>>43261701
its corrupting his waifu
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>>43261677
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>>43261730
I'm willing to discuss terms
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>>43261660
>Every time someone for *4chan* calls any place else a shithole, I just have to laugh at them.
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>>43261660
>>43261681
>>43261687
Give me an actual reason why /tg/ is worse than SB.
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>>43261723
Stop shitting up the thread with your personal vendettas.
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>>43261762
No
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Oh boy this bullshit again.
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>>43261762
There's your posting, to start. To be fair you would make any place you go to worse, but for the moment you're here and you're shitting this place up.
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>>43261762
who gives a fuck, take your edick waving elsewhere.
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>>43261702
No, you just give people shit for *existing*.

>>43261678
You're just upset because SB has rules that aren't arbitrary as fuck. Well, mostly.
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God damn you faggots, planefag has said multiple times that SBers are fine here. If the QM doesn't have anything against them, you have zero chance of getting rid of them.
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>>43261641
>>43261664
I was thinking battle as an a general thing (like Midway)

That and I think the main reason why Kaga/Akagi are actually touted more is their age and their seemingly more glorious record (against inferior foes)

>>43261762
Don't really care but let me give a shot: having a stick up its ass and acting like it's better than it actually is.

To be accurate SB, 4chan, SV, are all just different types of shit.
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>>43261660
You can leave at any second you piece of shit hypocrite.
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>>43261731
Poor form, Hal.
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>>43261716
Yes, because everyone on 4chan is so nice and polite all the time right?

>>43261723
Where's that Low-Quality Bait image when I need it?
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REMOVE LUNARIANS
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>>43261701
Ghost doesn't do lewds

And he won't tell me when Musashi pures will be.
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>>43261759

How about: no terms, no lewds. you get to be lazy, I don't have to hate you.
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>>43261723
>>43261762
Give me an actual reason why we should waste time bitching about someone posting something not well-suited to posting here on another site. Or just bitching that another site exists. Or any of the other garbage that always happens when people start fagging up these discussions with "your site a shit" shitposts that add nothing to the discussion.

In other words, we've all heard it a billion times before in this quest alone, quit your bitching and maybe planefag won't have to do three threads to describe a ten-second bumfight tonight!
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>>43261840
He bullies Merlin
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>>43261816
Meh, at least we aren't biased on race, gender, age, political background, etc.

But then again, that's just /tg/ other boards like /pol/ may be different.
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>>43261834
Get out. No seriously, if we hurt your delicate feelings maybe you would be happier somewhere else.
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>>43261840

SOON tm.

Actually, straight up, some of the other guys can vouch, I am working on something, it's pretty far along. It ought to be done well before the quest hits the point where it's supposed to tie in.
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>>43261835
I like your style.
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Tolerating tumblr-tier websites is grounds for REMOVAL.
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>>43261821
>To be accurate SB, 4chan, SV, are all just different types of shit.
Yup ones bullshit, another is super bullshit and the last one is sufficient bullshit.

I honestly don't get why people don't ignore the posts they don't like.
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>>43261759
Ghost does not negotiate with Terrorists.
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>>43261759
>Hornet writing anything involving Musashi

I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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>>43261894
Can confirm
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>>43261829
>No Seibah, Neco Arc, or smug anime girl reaction image
>Implying it could have been me

>>43261583
Do it hornet.
Write it.
Salty Ghost tears are delicious.
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>>43261903
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>>43261901
Junko's dead kid coulda been cute
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ANON LOVES MUSASHI LEWDS. ALMOST AS MUCH AS GHOST TEARS
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>>43261903
>Not having a classic on hand
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>>43261934
Your writing style is obvious to pick out, which is why Decu hates you for shitting up his threads even if you run without a trip.
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They spread out to flank you as you sidle sideways, forcing them to keep changing positions, your swordtip tracing quick little circles in the air as muscle memory takes over. The hot, almost sickly burn of acohol in your gut has taken on a new ragged edge as the adrenaline surges through your blood.

They gain enough spacing to forestall any more outflanking before charging again, the tanto and baton raised and ready. You leap left, pushing off with your back foot first to come down with your right shoulder in line with the tanto-wielder, your blade slashing out for his incoming wrist. He jerks back with the well-honed reactions of an experienced street-killer. His buddy with the baton comes in next, needing another step to close range after your maneuver - he deflects your quick jab with his baton but dances out of range in the next heartbeat, eyes watchful.

There's only three ways to survive attacks by multiple assailants - run like a sonofabitch and turn around to engage them piecemeal as they string out behind you, back into a place where they've got to attack single-file, or have a standoff advantage. The sword-cane is the perfect length, well over three feet long, it'd just clear the ground if worn on your belt. The baton might be two, the tanto even less. The extra space is extra time, just enough to force them into sequential attacks for a trained man - and you are.

They know this.
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So one thing I've been thinking about. The personalities and abilities of shipgirls are based, at least partially, on what people think of them. Even though their actions are really the actions of the sailors onboard, this still shapes their souls. They are formed by the deed of her crew. So I guess you could say that each shipgirl is the child of all her sailors. No wonder they're all so gay, it's hereditary.

Anyway, this has me thinking about gods. Specifically the japanese kami, which are sort of spirits, sort of gods. They are the spirits of certain things, but they can also be enshrined and worshipped. It's weird and complex and I won't pretend to be an expert on the subject, but thinking about the shipgirls as the kami of their ships makes a lot of sense. Now consider that worship takes many forms; you could argue that every action that a crewman takes aboard a ship is a form of worship that shapes and feeds its resident kami. If they're incompetent klutzes, you get a girl like Willie Dee. If they don't give a fuck, you get Sammy.

Now lemme go on a slight tangent. Let's assume this worship is what causes the leveling effect. It would also explain why some ships can punch way above their weight class: It's what they did, it's what they're famous for doing. And presumably the more famous ships are the more powerful ones, both through successful actions becoming part of their spirit, but also through every bit of adoration that could be considered worship.

Still with me? Now let's go on a bigger tangent. Every shipgirl who has sunk remembers sinking, but they don't remember the long years of being sunk, do they? There's a certain point where they black out, being embraced by the long sleep of death. Anyway, imagine if some shipgirl were worshipped enough that she was too powerful to die when it was her time. Instead of welcoming nothingness, she experienced herself being torn apart and turned into razors and subway cars. Pic unrelated, probably.
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>>43261985
Decu loves everyone

erotically
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>>43261829
>>43261934
I can confirm that I am not Hal.
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>>43261985
Decus own posters shit up his threads. It's not just one person.
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Two more rushes, two more clashes, two more quick feints followed by shuffling circling waiting. Then the tanto wielder dashes diagonal, racing out onto the blacktop a safe distance past your circling swordtip as his comrade rushes in with the baton, both silent and grim as they make to take you from both sides.

They're good - fast, skilled, disciplined; not the disposable street trash any gangs use for risky murder attempts. But they don't understand Time and Space - and they most certainly don't know who they're fucking with.

You lunge towards baton bully as soon as his buddy's too far away to threaten you, cutting diagonally to close range even as you sidestep. He deflects your quick thrust with his baton, sliding sideways to gain distance; classic kendo technique - and then he's inside your guard, baton whistling through a backhand blow at your head. You feel it clip your cap from your head as you duck under it - this motherfucker's *fast*- and backstep again to gain distance as your blade whips right-to-left in a diagonal slash. He's already intercepting the inevitable blow, the telescoping titanium shaft winking in the sullen light as it whips across his body to intercept.
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>>43261887
>I am rough and tough because I post on FourChan
>BAWWWWWWW WHY ARE NEW PEOPLE SHOWING UP ABLOO ABLOOOOOOO
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>>43262031
Except Crunch.
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>>43261824
Why the hell would I? Also, you *did* know that both Ghost and fapangel post to SB as well?
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You see his eyes widen as you rush him with a snarl, stepping in quickly as you raise your swordpoint, sliding his baton down the blade towards the 'strong' part where your leverage is best, forcing both weapons up as you close in under them. His fist lashes out for your jaw and you take it square, stars popping in your vision, but you close in unphased and smash an uppercut into his jaw, hearing the *click!* of his teeth snapping shut. He still manages to seize your shirt lapel and pull you down with him. Your thigh screams in agony but obeys, hoisting your right knee to plant it in his ribcage as you fall on him. The small knob on your sword-hilt comes down into his nose with a satisfying *crunch* of cartridge and bone -

- and the other one's almost on you, screaming hatred as he darts forward, tanto raised and ready.

[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fall over on our back and keep him away by kicking!
[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262031
Decu is not for lewds!
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>>43262029
Wow, I posted that in the middle of an update. Great place for it, huh?
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>>43262078
>No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
TAKE HIS LEGS!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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I want to stress that you're playing for keeps here - superficial wounds will heal, but there's no magical auto-fix for serious ones. You fuck up, you'll be dealing with the consequences for the rest of the quest.

>>43260203

JUST TWO HOURS, NOT TWO WHOLE THREADS no bully fuk u
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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[X] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES!
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>>43262078
>[X] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!

He's gone cray cray, nows the time to strike
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>>43262078
Start screaming like a bitch about to be skewered on a knife. The more ruckus we make the more likely we'll attract attention. ANY ATTENTION.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262138
>implying Settle is even thinking about rescue right now
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!

Tenryuu is aroused by Settle's fighting.
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>>43262115
Yeah we're in japan, not Namek.
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>>43262078
>No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262115
>I want to stress that you're playing for keeps here - superficial wounds will heal, but there's no magical auto-fix for serious ones. You fuck up, you'll be dealing with the consequences for the rest of the quest.

So no pressure guys, just potential permanent harm to Settle!

Also real talk, planefag if we fuck up too badly here can Settle die?
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Fall over on our back and keep him away by kicking!
Play defensive, play smart.
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>>43262115

People expecting a fucking Greek to have a sense of keeping time is the best fucking joke I've heard all goddamn week.
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>>43262078
>[X] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!

My gut tells me this is probably the best option. Everything else screams "SETTLE-KEBABS"
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262161
Won't he just cut our leg then with the Tanto blade?
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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Why are people voting for the legs? If the legs give out he falls onto us with a fucking blade.

Jesus christ

[X] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!

Might as well do some actual voting while I'm here....
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[X] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!

Either we force him back or hamstring him.
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>>43262151
>implying implications
Settle is drunk off his ass. Hollering out a warcry in the typical Japanese "BANZAI!!" as he japs the Jap in the balls with his pig sticker would very much illustrate his giving no fucks.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[X] Other
> No time to gain our feet. Roll Douchebag 1 into the way so he takes Douchebag 2's dagger right in the kidneys
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>>43262078
>[X] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262078
[X] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!

Well, things are going well.
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262206
is that how it goes?

Because if he fights as is, won''t he be more exposed.
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>>43262138
It's funny because this would have been the best course of action. If you're on a large base there's always people around and awake, if you're on a small base it's quiet as fuck and you will up half the neighborhood.

>>43262190
What's more lethal dipshit a blade cut to the leg or the body?
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
If we go for his legs, he can still fall forward onto us with his tanto.
And that thing is far better at a ground fight that our 3 foot long swordcane.
The last thing we should do is put the other guy in a position where he can get into a close-in fight where legs won't be as advantageous as a knife.
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>>43262078
>[X]No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!

Going for his legs plays to the knifes strengths, ie letting him get in close/grapple. Fight him off then kill his friend.
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>>43262206
There's no hard evidence pointing out how things will work out depending on where we aim. If we aim for the legs:

Maybe they'll fall onto us with the tanto
Maybe they'll try and twist away from the blow, but they still get their leg disabled anyway
Maybe they'll plow straight into us given their momentum regardless of what we do
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>>43262206
>Crippling him with the chance of blade falling on us
>Fighting on our knees where he has all the advantages

One sounds better than the other
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
It'd be so much easier if our enemies were all moron, but no...

And I'm impressed with the thug, honestly. In closer quarters, kendo is weak against saber fencing like Settle knows.

>>43262206
Fighting from a lower point puts us at a disadvantage, especially as good swordsmanship is built on footwork. If we go for his legs, he'll have to back off, as they're a closer target and our sword has reach his knife doesn't.
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>>43262078
>>43262223
>Operation Human Shield

This.
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>>43262078
Take his buddy hostage.
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>>43262223
I was thinking about suggesting that, but if we do then he can still close to a point where his knife is going to be more effective than our rapier thing
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>>43262078
[X] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
Fight smart, not cool.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262240
But settle is already fighting on one leg, if he cuts his good leg, he may be in a worse position then before.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fall over on our back and keep him away by kicking!
We have reach and probably technique. Stalling for a moment isn't going to hurt, particularly with the other guy out.

He's rushing. Attacking at the same time could well result in a double knockout.
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>>43262249
And none of those are very good.
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>>43262206

That assumes that he can maintain focus through having his leg(s) sliced open.

Though what would more likely happen is that the attack will cause him to back off a bit - and give us time to get back onto our feet.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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If Settle doesn't check out a sidearm after this, Arizona will do it for him. And possibly superglue it to his hand so he doesn't leave it in his room...
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>>43262264
His knife is going to be lodged in the other guy's back.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
Man, Arizona's gonna be PISSED when she finds out that we needed a bodyguard again
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>>43262271
Once again, a cut to the leg still means nothing compared to eating a chest wound.
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>>43262078
>[X]No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262302
Probably Shokaku as well since she was the one who suggested it.

Then again, I think she expected Abyssel not humans.
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He has the height advantage atm, he can use that to leverage the sword out of the way and Settle has no way of gaining distance to correct that. There's literally only so much you can do when you hit the floor, its why usually thats gg when it comes to matches
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>>43262078
>>43262223
Time to disarm a motherfucker using another motherfucker.
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>>43262330
>>43262302
It is likely that both of them will stick to Settle like glue after this.

I will enjoy the shenanigans.
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>>43262078
While we're down there, knick the goon's stick on the ground. Or do something with it so he's unarmed. It'd suck if he was still armed.
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>Someone mentions SB
>Thread gets riled up

Looks like I have tonight's entertainment.
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>>43262158
>Also real talk, planefag if we fuck up too badly here can Settle die?

No. But he can get crippled *again.* And that is very bad.
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>>43262186
Science won't kill us all, that would be economics.
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>>43262311

If settle gets his femoral or some of the branches liked the popliteal artery knicked, its game over. He's dead before anyone can realistically get him to a hospital. The legs are literally some of the worst places to get stabbed.
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>>43262362
It only lasted like 5 minutes. You've already missed it.
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>>43262311
Say that to someone who's had his femoral artery opened up, versus someone who's just had a slash to the chest deflected by the ribs.

But the real point is to get him to back off long enough for us to get on our feet.
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>>43262240
I actually suggested that for the first vote but as usual write-ins are ignored.
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>>43262352
>Implying that planefag won't use this as the reason to bring in Higgins as a ship-girl
>Implying that this won't be just to make things worse and harvest more tears from Arizona and shoukaku fags.
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>>43262298
Hell she probably take one out of her own goddam armory and impress on Settle if she find him without it she getting the Squirrels to tag his ass with a tracking device.


And I have to wonder what the other Shipgirls would think of one of their Admirals being attack. Cause if Settle gets attack who to say Goto wouldn't?
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>>43262162

Just because Marines count every fucking second till their EAS date doesn't mean everyone else is bad at keeping time. It just means we weren't completely insane as younger men.
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>>43262364
nah we can murderize a few abyssal and use bullshit physics to make a kick ass battlechair with cannons, blackjack, and hookers.
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>>43262362
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>>43262364
Is losing a right eye an option? Maybe his left arm?

You know, so Settle can progress in his transformation into Venom Snake.

>>43262393
Also an option I would enjoy.
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>>43261681
>improper hoisting
>unstable load
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262364
Says you, we need a cane to wack Willie D so she keep in line
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>>43262284

The same could be said of the potential outcomes of the other options.

>We stand and fight
-Because we're not on our feet, the attacker gets past our guard and shanks us.
-Despite us not being on our feet, we manage to get a lucky shot in that prevents us from getting shanked.
-Because we're not on our feet, we're not able to stop the attacker's charge properly. We stop the blade, but the attacker still plows into us due to his momentum.

>We fall over and start kicking
-Because we're on our back and kicking at a man holding a bladed weapon, this just ends up getting our legs fucked over even harder.
-Flopping onto our back takes our attacker by surprise, and during the opening created by his confusion we manage to land a good kick on the attacker's legs, tripping him
-The attacker thinks he's got our number one we're on our back. He moves in to try and finish us off, working past our flailing legs, and at the last second we grab the guy who dragged us down and stick him between us and the attacker and get our meatshield shanked

There's really no clear evidence which option will bear the better fruit, unless there's some sort of principle of melee combat that Planefag is expecting us to know.
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Hopefully baton guy is still alive, because now I really want to know who sent these guys and why. Very, very few organizations have guys like this, and they don't send them out for no reason.
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>>43262364
On the other hand, maybe if we get Settle in a wheelchair he'll stop getting into so many fights.
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>>43262411
>Is losing a right eye an option? Maybe his left arm?
>You know, so Settle can progress in his transformation into Venom Snake.
That is a terrible idea.
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>>43262364
Pffff. What are they gonna do? Break his other leg? Stick him with a bunch of psychotic girls?
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>>43262411
congratulations on being the only person I've ever filtered
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>>43262389

Exactly.

The legs are some of the weirdest places to defend, and the only way for tanto to defend from Settle's attack (which could very well kill him, which is entirely possible considering that Settle's been trained and tanto knows this) is to retreat, especially with the puny reach of a dagger.
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>[x]No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!

Regardless of the vote, make sure to fucking execute these assholes once they're down as an opening salvo for a full on yaks purge
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>>43262441
He's already mostly there and I was mostly joking.

>>43262449
Oh, whatever will I do, Crix filtered me.
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>>43262443

Hard to do anything quest-worthy when Arizona locks you in your room for your own safety.
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>>43262464
Nah, send them to Gitmo for interrogation.
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>>43262138
even if someone was bouncing up and down on the edge of their bed waiting for the night battle bat signal, the fight is happening too fast for it to matter.
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>>43262449
congratulations on announcing this, I'm sure the thread cares that crix is filtering someone
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>>43262449
Bentus specifically does it to troll at this point. There is no other reason for him to keep doing what he does if it wasn't to troll. The amount of thread derails we've had do him speaks volumes.
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>[x] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!

Think about it from the Yak's perspective. He's in a knife fight, but we have a much longer knife. When you're in a knife fight, you try to kill the other guy as fast as possible because no amount of skill makes knife wounds in vital places survivable. You defend your vitals by taking hits to less important parts of your body, and hope that once he's dead your injuries don't take you.

He's be happy we're aiming for a meaty part with only a major artery to worry about, he'll gladly take the hit to get in close and begin killing us.
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>>43262477
It's saying something that even crix is less cancerous than you.
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>>43262500
The fact that you're saying this to Crix, by far the biggest shitstirring tripfag in this thread, is amazing to me. Your panties must be so bunched up.
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>>43262411
>transformation into Venom Snake.
Judging from one of the writeups, someone may have the lead in that race.
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>>43262500
It's not Bentus' fault that you are autistic.
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>>43262425
>unless there's some sort of principle of melee combat that Planefag is expecting us to know.

Time. And. Space.

*Keep that knife away from your VITALS at all costs.*
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>>43262352
How about getting a bodyguard that won't be too busy lusting after his dick to protect him?
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>>43262485
Why the hell is Arizona here anyway?

Oh right, we sent here away because we're too afraid of getting close to her. I really hope she dings us for that.
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>>43262532
Nobody wins in a knife fight.
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Can someone remind me what the jap word for ship-girl is? I know that it starts with a K but after that my mind is blank.
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>>43262464
>make sure to fucking execute these assholes once they're down
What? No! We need to interrogate these motherfuckers. The CIA has the most black sites, but I'm not too sure on their track record. I suppose ONI is where we should really be sending these guys since they're supposed to be responsible for threats against Navy personnel and assets.
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>>43262540

'zactly. We get hurt now, and Arizona is never going to let us leave her line of sight without being chained to a bed for our own safety...
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>>43262078
>[X] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262364
MAN WE WERE PRETTY FUCKING DUMB TO NOT VOTE FOR CALLING A DRIVER LIKE SETTLE SAID HE WOULD EH BROS
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>>43262578
Kanmusu?
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>>43262578
Kanmusu. It's just Shipgirl in nip.
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>>43262578
kanmusu
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>>43262578
Kanmusu is the abbreviated portmanteau.
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>>43262578
seamen demon
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>>43262578
Kanmusu. Note the second vowel. It's a U, not an A.
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>>43262578
Kanmusume, I believe
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>>43262578
Kanmusu (Kantai Musume)
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>>43262596
>>43262599
Thanks a bunch.
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>>43262524
Crix shitposts. Bentus contributes nothing. Both are shit.
>>43262529
>the person roleplaying as a fucking spaceship, who has caused numerous thread derails
Here's your reply.
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>>43262551
The winner is the guy who is still alive.
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>>43262449
shut the fuck up faggot, no one cares
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>>43262551
Yes, but you can lose less than the other guy.
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>>43262599
Well, FLEET girl, actually. (Kantai == fleet, musume == girl.)
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>>43262507

What about injures that fuck up anything below the knee?

I mean, unless the guy has a will of iron, having your tendons cut (or god forbid, your achilles heel sliced in half) will not only hurt like a bitch, but probably result in you dropping to the ground before you get into range of Settle with his sword, whereupon Settle with his reach fucks your shit up.

Honestly, the whole situation is a bit of a game of chicken - the thug can press the attack and risk serious injury/death, or retreat to attack again.
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>>43262535
An excellent idea.

>>43262532
I can think of a few ways of doing so from a kneeling position. Most of them in Judo, since that is what I am familiar with.

>>43262621
I don't cause thread derails, people complaining about me do.

Which is rather silly.
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>>43262524
>by far the biggest shitstirring tripfag in this thread

I want you to find an example of this. I'm not joking. And no, bringing up an apposing viewpoint is not 'shitstiring'
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>>43262601
>>43262602
>>43262605
>>43262611
>>43262612
>>43262613
Thanks to you all as well
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>>43262591
We couldn't, which I assume is your point.
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>>43262532
But planefag, the arteries in the legs are some of the most vital blood pathways in the body.
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>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fall over on our back and keep him away by kicking!

Time and space. Like PF says. Legs is just asking to have our head or chest cut, and we can't exactly parry it with his momentum and height advantage. So keep him at a distance. Remember, we have a longer reach.

>>43262578
Kanmusu. Fleetgirl.
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>>43262535
But all of them want his dick, some just want it more than others.
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>>43262524
But he's not Hornet
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Going for the legs is a good way to stop their momentum in a way that any of the other options don't give. You fight from your knees, theres literally nothing stopping them from bulling past your sword and then burying their weapon in our chest. Using our legs is retarded and i shouldn't even need to explain why
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>>43262078
[X] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
why would you ever attack with your feet when you have a 3 foot sword
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>>43262551
https://youtu.be/SXZjhHwndOE?t=53s
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>>43262650

I didn't say that was the right choice. I'm just... sayin.

VOTES CALLED
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>>43262650

In the thighs, not in the feet or shins.
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>>43262623
That guy just dies in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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>>43262641
Bullshit son. Planefag said we're playing for keeps. He wouldn't just make the PC do something stupid without input so that he could put him in danger.
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>>43262654

Bullshit. Bet you fucking money I could scare up one inside of ten fucking minutes that ain't after his dick.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
We know th4ese guys are pros. He's not going to try dancing over a swinging sword, he's going to back off.
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>>43262638
Hey remember when you shit post in other quest threads with your trip on and wonder why the QM actively dislikes you afterwards

that's a good example

maybe if you only put on your trip to post torpedo lesbians you would be tolerable outside of that
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>>43262672

Oh boy!
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>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fall over on our back and keep him away by kicking!
>>43262661
We have a swordcane, not a bloody boarspear. We cut his legs, he falls onto us, which is basically what he was doing anyway. If we fall back, he can't reach anything without kneeling down. He's got a 2 foot blade. He has to crouch to hit someone on their back, and even then he's only got our feet in range considering we've got a sword to hold him back with.
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>>43262688

Can they also benchpress a 1000 pound bomb?
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>>43262688
ain't isn't won't nukka
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>>43262693
Votes Called already
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Pretty sure we're going to die here.

At least this'll leave planefag with the time to update AWiY? lol just kidding
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>>43262634

HE'S RISKING DEATH USING A KNIFE AGAINST SOMEONE WITH A KNIFE.

The *important* thing is stay alive, and although it's unintuitive, you do that by killing the other guy so he can't keep stabbing you. If he's hitting something painful and you're hitting something vital, you're set. Also, adrenaline. Pain isn't reliable, blood loss is.
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>>43262693
>he's going to back off so an opponent can get back on their feet

NO

JUST

STOP


JUST STOP
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>>43262688
Hate The destroyers don't count.
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>>43262688
Ooi doesn't count
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>>43262667

When his sword is raised above his legs. It's very feasible that we get his legs, he gets our face.
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>>43262688
Jealousy is an ugly thing Lieutenant
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>>43262637
>I don't cause thread derails
But you do. You are not Yuu-poster. You are not MR. RAGE. You are not Ivan Chesnokov. You are a shitposter just as much as I am. You do it specifically to troll and fish for (You)'s from buttblasted Anonymous posters on a Mongolian fingerpainting board.
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>>43262681
Depends on the grievousness of his wounds, really.

>>43262672
Technically, there is no correct choice either.

>>43262688
I wouldn't take that bet. Because I know you are right.
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>>43262672
so on a scale from 1 to fucked how fucked are we
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>>43262677

He can open up the knee which has some major blood vessels in it and the thigh is the largest target, it'll only take him one hit to fuck us
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>>43262524

I would also like proof. Crix's ability to drive people fucking insane by saying literally nothing never ceases to amaze me, but it does make me jelly as all fuck.
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>>43262732
Maybe if you stopped shitposting about him, we would have at least fifty less posts in this thread
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>>43262637
>people complaining about me do
Can you be anymore narcissistic.
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>>43262697
I really don't.

For real. The closest thing to that I can think of is Ghost's quest but even then I never fucking actively shitposted in his threads. If that's you ghost I see you're as passive aggressive as always.
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>>43262745
people who act all smug because they're an 'in-crowd' can be faggots quite easily
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>>43262739
Bent over a table and pulling a train, man.
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>>43262672
Whelp, see you in three hours planefag.
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>>43262712
Time and space. Proper Knife Fighting Guy isn't going to go sword-dancing when he has the cripple on the ground, he's going to hold off until the swing goes wide and THEN advance. But that gains Settle time, and it gains him space. Not much, but more than we have now.,
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>>43262710

Settle's using a three foot long sword.

Though what you say is true - and it goes both ways. Settle could slice tanto thug's whatever artery open, thug can nail Settle in the neck, and both will die in a pool of their combined blood. Yaoi pls no The smarter option for the thug is to back off, though that depends on his disposition and how much risk he's willing to take.
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>>43262581
Naw, can get any info on their allegiance and rank need from their corpse, these are tards with full body tats
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We have an injured leg. Planefag has mentioned it like five times already. Either kicking or going for the opponents legs are going to require us to use our legs -- the bad one give out, and we be fucked.

Just a thought...

Also, shouldn't we be screaming for guards. It's a military base on wartime footing and we have The Voice of Command. That way, even if we do get stuck, a medic could be on the way. Otherwise, if they do stick us, we'd likely bleed out before anyone noticed.
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>>43262764
>I never fucking actively shitposted in his threads

Except for the times you did, but apparently those don't count when you're trying to lose an internet argument as hard and fast as you are.

Go write your shitty fanfic already.
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>>43262739
Overprotective Shoukaku and Arizona.

Say goodbye to literally everything but them and the basement we are gonna be locked in.
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>>43262779

NO

GODDAMNED

BULLY
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>>43262745
Hold on, this is going to take a while. The obvious one in this thread is >>43262449, but I want to prove my point, so I'm going to have to dig through the archives.
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>>43262758
>Maybe if you stopped shitposting
>stop shitposting
I don't have a frog smug enough for this.
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>>43262812

How does Crix get this many fucking devoted madposters? I've written like three fucking quests and cucked waifus left and fucking right and Crix has done, like, what, compared to my output? And no cucking. And he gets THIS.

How? HOW!?
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>>43262823
Have a nice nap!
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>>43262823
>BullyPlanefag.gif

Halley where the fuck are you when we need your particular shit-posting skills.
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>>43262823
Two hours, then?
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>>43262700

The range of movement that you have swinging a sword on your back is so limited that it won't be that hard for him to get past. You lose your ability to swing effectively and all you have is your thrust, which again, is hampered by you being on your back and not being able to use your torso to address the assailant. All he has to do is threaten settle enough that he can't risk getting back up and then start circling. Settle is RIP at that point
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>>43262812
>Except for the times you did

Once again, any sort of proof would be nice as I really want to see what you call shitposting. I remember posting a lot of pictures. That's about it.
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>>43262852
>How does Crix get this many fucking devoted madposters? I've written like three fucking quests and cucked waifus left and fucking right and Crix has done, like, what, compared to my output? And no cucking. And he gets THIS.
You go shitpost with your trip off, he goes shitposting with it on.
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>>43262852
He writes in first person which is fucking awful. It's the reason I could never get into Dresden Files and I am gay for Harry.
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>>43262852

>cucked waifus

what
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>>43262858

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>43262852
>cucked waifus left and fucking right

I KNEW IT
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>>43262852
Don't be Greek about this, there's an entire meta thread that falls apart at the mere mention of you, and you know it. They got so mad at you they practically made a ghost thread between two archive sites specifically to ensure they could have their random bursts of tardrage without mod intervention.
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>>43262732
>>43262762
All I want is to participate in the quest. I don't care if it bothers you how I chose to do so. It doesn't harm you at all, why does it upset you so?

>>43262852
A thousand explanations from a thousand mouths. All of them true, all of them false.
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>>43262884
h- hey fuck you i like jim butcher's work

>>43262891
:^)
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>>43262892
>surrounded by torpedoes
>no torpedoes, only submarines
THATFUCKINGCAT
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>>43262852
He's an idiot from some /m/ threads.
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>>43262890
He railroaded us into waifuing Minna in SWQ. Denying us that sweet, sweet Trude.

Yes I'm still salty.
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>>43262739
Fucked^10

>>43262687
You don't know Planefag well do you?

>>43262688
How many of them would actually be up to the task mentally and in abilities?
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>>43262805

Screaming for guards probably won't do anything, considering that these guys are professionals and probably jumped Settle in a place where conveniently there are no guards around.

Still, I'd vote for making as big of a ruckus as possible, but Settle's drunk and angry. The odds of him even considering that option seems low.
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>>43262934
Always good to see a return customer leaving his salt at the deposit box. Trude a shit.
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>>43262909
>All I want is to participate in the quest
If that was true you wouldn't be some role player.
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>>43262884
Second person is barely any different and that's what all pranefag writes in.

>>43262919
Woah there buddy I've been posting on /tg/ far longer then I've ever posted on /m with any sort of regularity.
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>>43262892
8 Retweets
Only 7 torpedoes
Fuckin bitch didn't deliver
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>>43262687
>He wouldn't just make the PC do something stupid without input so that he could put him in danger.
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>>43262959
>Torpedoes that have towers
>Implying one isn't fucking her

anon do you breathe manually?
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>>43262909
>All I want is to participate in this quest
And participating means roleplaying as a spaceship? You were attentionwhoring before other people got sick of it and started impersonating you. Then you put on a trip. I'll say it again, can you be anymore narcissistic?
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>>43262909
If you want to participate then fine participate, don't be a pointless pretentious attention whore.
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>>43262890
>>43262934
Watch out for planefag!
/qtg/ public enemy number one!
He is the main one responsible for...

[X] SWQ
[X] KCQ
[X] SuWQ
[X] SW89
[X] TW89
[X] PJW89
[X] ALL THOSE OTHER NEVER ENDING FUCKING SPINOFFS
[X] Inserting a male PC into my pure lesbian waifu setting
[X] Killing questing in 2004,2011,2012,2013,2014,2015
[X] Hostile take over of /qtg/
[X] Popularizing questing on /tg/, choaking the board with shitty quests
[X] Having "fun"
[X] Numerous false-flagging operations
[X] Orchestrated the attack on Truk
[X] /qtg/ trolling
[X] Trolling Taleanon
[X] Removing Crusty Jones's internet connection
[X] Bullying EGO
[X] Bullying AzureNyan
[X] Bullying planefag
[X] Migration of FUCK QUEST to /tg/
[X] Gyoji imoutospamming
[X] Fluff
[X] NTR in Psion quest
[X] Nuking pillowforts
[X] Hexer's slow pace
[X] Making Merlin lewd
[X] Railroaded Minna
[X] Never delivering Keine lewds
[X] Arizona lewds
[X] Deculture's delays
[X] Successful assassination of TalesAnon
[X] Successful assassination of Kota
[X] Attempted assassination of deculture by flooding the Philippines
[X] Bouncing the UN World Congress
[X] Starving the world's supply of bad dragon's with bulk purchases
[X] Diaz
[X] Introducing the .H264 10-bit profile in questing
[X] DDOS'ing nyaa.se
[X] No Shoukaku lewds
[X] Was responsible for Theros being the worst block ever
[X] Making Naka interesting
[X] Taking over and directing Star of David Games
[X] Fetches in Modern
[X] Leads the IRC Cabal
[X] Vote spammed with the Cabal to make sure your waifu didn't win in that quest
[X] Banned You Wake Up In Gensokyo from /jp/
[X] Purgin exhentai of all wani content (never forget)
[X] Made the Hugbox
[X] Yokosuka R&D
[X] Killing SWQ
[X] Not Killing SWQ
[X] Actually killing SWQ
[X] Spacebattles invasion of /tg/
[X] /tg/ invasion of Spacebattles
[X] Killing Archive.moe
[X] Never writing AWiY, ever
[X] Unpaid denbts
[X] "That”

His ultimate goal is to kill questing and /tg/!
However, you can stop him. Spread this list!
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>>43262973
>>43262945
That's the fucking joke.
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>>43262946
He's on a military base, filled with people significantly more motivated than your average populace, screaming for help is going to get heard by SOMEONE who would intervene.
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>>43262954
>>43262988
>>43262992
Fine. Can I at least keep the Bentus handle? Is that too much for your patience?
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>>43262995
>[X] Fetches in Modern

Needs a battletech one.
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>>43263026
Why do you need a special snowflake name
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>>43262995
>NTR in Psion quest
Tell me more
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>>43263026
Honestly you should keep posting with the full name because it makes those people flip out and derail threads, and with any luck they can eat a ban and a janitor cleans up the thread afterwards.
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>>43263026
Look, tripfag. I hate folks like you just as much as any other faggot here, but are you seriously letting people bully you on 4chan? Just let them filter you. Or stop posting as a pretentious shitter, but keep the name. Fuck.
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>>43263050
[X] Legendary founder for MWO
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>>43262995
>[]killed archive moe
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>>43263017
Though, them trying to jump Settle in a place where he could easily yell for help doesn't make much sense either, unless they expected to kill him before he could scream...hmm.
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>>43263017

Yeah, but considering how easily the Yaks infiltrated the base? Who knows how many are in on this.

Still, we should've been screaming and yelling from the start, as hopefully someone would eventually hear it. At this point, it's debatable whether it'll do us any good.
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>>43263026
Here's a tip, if you want to namefag then you should provide something to justify it. Such as wrifefag or drawfag work.

If not then I don't advise you to use a name as it WILL attract unwanted attention and hate.
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>>43263050

[X] Killed FASA
[X} Mech Assault is all his fault
[X] His actions caused the founding of Word of Blake
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>>43263068
Why do you need to feel "safe" behind the veil of anonymity?
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>>43263026
If you're going to keep a name, just do the whole thing. Either go full anon or stop getting buttflustered by the shitposters.
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>>43263075
He was already eating bans for avatarfagging. He should have taken the hint he wasn't welcome.
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>>43263050
>[x]
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>>43263017
>image
Fukken saved
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>>43263026
Bentus, fuck 'em. Keep doing what you do. It's a fun diversion. Helps pad out the three+ hours between planefag's updates.
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>>43263026
Bentus. Are you contributing anything to the thread?

Are you?

No?

Then stop being an attentionwhoring tripfag and fuck off.
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>>43262995
>[X] Bullying planefag
Why is this bad again?
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>>43263026
Ignore the butt-blasted anons - anyone whos getting that pissed when they could just ignore you is an idiot
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>>43263085
No haha that can't be right, after all that was me
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>>43262823
You didn't deny it.
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>>43263097
Hey dumbass, unless you're actually posting writeups you shouldn't be tripfagging either, take your own damn advice.
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>>43263026
I really should start tripfagging if it causes this much butthurt. But then I'd be easily identifiable and filtered.
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>>43262995
[X] Unironically likes Crunch
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>>43263146
it's
still terrible as shit
Rip fastbacks
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>>43261599
Speaking of Higgins I would like to repeat that for the collective knowledge the abyssal had at the time their attack was well devised.

The Ironclad could engage any capital ships in order to allow the Torpedo Ram and Torpedo destroyers to provide a kill shot before moving into the harbor, the monitor's fire support could compliement the battleship as well as move in to wipe out any important harbor defenses and important infrastructure.

The Torpedo destroyers, led by the ram, could then move in and sink the rest of the navy at anchor before retreating back out of the harbor.
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>>43263097
Oh the delicious irony.
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>>43263069
pLEASE REPSOND
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>>43263130
>contributing anything to the thread
Are you?
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>>43263161
I'm just giving him advice from a fellow writefag as that may have more of an effect.

Either way it's gone now.
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For cryin' out loud, can we kill all the REEEEE bullshit and let Planefag update?
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>>43263101
Because nobody is a special snowflake if you are Anonymous. Taking a handle on an Anonymous board means you're trolling, an attentionwhore, or contributing.
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Man all of this REEEEE got the thread to page Seven.....this much sodium can't be good for my diet.
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>>43263068
>>43263075
>>43263078
>>43263097
>>43263102
>>43263130
Well, I've been following PF's quests since goddamn 2010. I like reminding him that, yes he does have long term fans.

In respect to the easily offended sensibilities I'll stop Roleplaying. I will keep the damn trip (which I never wanted to take) and name.
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>>43263182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3WPHJEDMwc
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>>43263193
The shitposting always stops for an update.

It continues after voting ends because people need something to do.
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>>43263130
People who get this mad at trips were abused in high school, tbh fam
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>>43263193
>let Planefag update?
we are literally killing time.
Idle shitstormery is better'n nothing.
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>>43263203
And yet here you are acting like a special fucking snowflake.
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>>43263167

So. Would that imply an Abysal admiral?
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>>43263114
I've never seen this but it looks ridiculously 80's
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>>43263193
meh he's not going to update for a hour at least so let it happen its funny
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>>43263026
Lemme try to explain to you something called imageboard culture. The idea is, your past actions don't matter, only what you have to say *right now*. Namefagging is only used when absolutely necessary (at first, even Planefag didn't namefag, but that was a disaster). Anything else opens you up to accusations of attention whoring.
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>>43263187
>Are you?
I'm getting (You)'s aren't I?
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>>43263203
You are a "special snowflake" for caring this much about it. /r9k/ is there for you to reeeeee at normies some more.
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>>43263167

I wonder if the target of the Abyssal's in the first day were the moored museum ships. They are almost everything the Abyssals are not.

Not forgotten, still floating, still respected, still visited.

Don't have a full list of hit harbors, but it may of played a bit in targeting.
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>>43263026
Keep it, remember.
HATERS GONNA HATE
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>>43263240
Assuming he's not dragging his feet upating just to soak up the shitstorms.
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>>43263226
Whether or not there's an Abyssal admiral, they're able to plan out and coordinate their attacks, and do so REALLY FUCKING WELL
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>>43263212
BENTUS, LEARN TO STOP REPLYING ALREADY
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>>43263212
He knows he has long-term fans. He gets his dick sucked by them whenever he wants in the IRC.
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>>43263223
How am I a special snowflake for staying Anonymous and fishing for (You)'s? Bentus was the one who took the trip and made himself an easy target.
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>>43260124
>>43260180
>Parker pulls up old RIMPAC recordings from 2014
>Decides to start with the ship least likely to produce mind fuckery
>Picks HMCS Calgary
>Hears this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByKu8BwT5K4
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>>43263241
>imageboard culture

lmao
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>>43263226
It's been implied the entire damn series. All we need is someone to confirm it.
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>>43263226
I wouldn't be too surprised if some of the captains that went down with their ships came back with them.
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>>43263241
Who gives a shit.
If he wants to be an attention whore, let him be an attention whore. You are not GodKing of Imageboard Culture, and you do not hand down proclamations from on high.
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>>43263146
RIP MWO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8RvA1-5piw
KONG STRONG ;_;
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>>43263263
Amazingly, he doesn't do that very much.

You'd know if he was because he'd be posting.

He just writes slow.
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>>43263233
>it looks ridiculously 80's
It's also the only appearance of straight-up sentient aliens in battletech, barring some yeti expys.
It's also fucking horrid.
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>>43263254
>our faces when the Abyssals are just jelly, and that first attack was a clumsy attempt to replace the moored museum ships with their own hulls

>tfw the entire invasion is just them trying to get senpai to notice them again
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>>43263280
You win the thread.
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>>43263267
Good point.
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>>43263243
... And so is Bentus. Now please tell me what's so different about what Bentus does and whatever stupidity anons like you piss out. The fact that he has a name? Sounds more like he has the balls to stick his face out.
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>>43263293
Ironically, imageboard culture warriors cry super hard for attention on IRC all the time
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>>43263315
Thank you for the idea.
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>>43263281
Think of it like "yeast culture" or "mold culture", it's about on the same level of repulsiveness. Apparently deliberately.
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>>43261179
Imagine the science we could do with it. Give it to a sound engineer and mix it into a song or whatever.
Or have Naka do it, add it to her songs. Who knows what could happen!
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Look, you can bitch about Bentus and how he's pissing on 4chan culture all you want, but he's only one of several trip- and namefags who shit up this thread. At least he doesn't roleplay and have it count as canon. There's a lot more to complain about before you get to him.
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>>43263286
Admiral Ron Perlman when?
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>>43263212
I've been here since swq, I don't even like Kantai or w/e but, here I am with no name.
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>>43263276
>He gets bullied by them whenever he walks into the channel

FTFY
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Hmm we need a new distraction...I know! The best distraction! Fluffy dragon!
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>>43263279
You started acting like a fucking Tumblr prima donna because someone is doing something you disagree with. Who gives a shit if Bentus has a goddamn name? Ignore it. How is it any different from the bullshit anon throws around, other then having a name attached to it?
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>>43263334
Because, as I said earlier, taking a trip means you're trolling, an attentionwhore, or contributing. Has Bentus contributed anything to the thread other than generate bait posts from like-minded Anon's such as I? No? Then he's trolling just as much as I am.
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>>43263356
No, he really doesn't. At worst he gets people who want him to write more stuff they like, and that's not really bullying.
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>>43263370
The fuck is the black thing she holding?
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>>43263306
wrong image, fuck
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>>43263351
>doesn't like Naka-Chan

you contribute less than she does
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>>43263370
HELLLLOOOOOOOOO~ NURSE
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>>43263351

Half of those "roleplayers" are fapangel, you know.
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>>43263306
>how do we defeat the inner sphere
>We'll start using bombast lasers
>chorus of AFF AFF AFF AFF
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>>43263385
Then ignore it like a ignore him like you ignore every other dumbass troll, ya big baby.
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>>43263424
Da Fuck?
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>>43263351
>At least he doesn't roleplay and have it count as canon.
Aren't those mostly just Planefag?

Like, it would be amusing to see him thrown out of the thread, but I don't think that's going to work out for you.
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>>43263381
>Ignore it
How can I when he makes himself such an easy target? He acts like a faggot and the other Anon's rush to defend his ass.
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>>43263370
Fluffy is the best.
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>>43263396
It's called a hair ribbon, an accessory that people wear to keep their hair pulled back in a number of styles
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>>43263421
>>43263442
The only one he personally does is nettle. Hate is a different person, Naka is a different person, all of the others are different people.
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>>43263385
By complaining every time he posts, you are attention whoring. You are upset that someone is taking a name on an anonymous board, and you cannot help but let everyone else know about it.
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>>43263448
>other anons
Read: SB faggots
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>>43263424
I shouldn't be getting this hard.

Boner stahp.
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>>43263424
>banned from /d/
Truly a sad day.
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>>43263454
WHY!
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Link cause I'm nice unlike half of these babies.
http://armory18.deviantart.com/art/Original-Kanmusu-Request-Deutschland-Class-565512841
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>>43263471
He is also Arizona... Well, when she shows up.
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>>43263471
He also does Arizona.

At least, I think he does. Wouldn't be surprised.
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>>43263306
They fixed it's questionable canonicity status the same way they did the cartoon - it's now oficially an in-universe fiction novel written by some Drac.
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How to sum up today's thread...Musical Style!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UUqXumEmA0
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>>43263448
>How can I when he makes himself such an easy target?
By being a grown-up? It's not like anyone's asking the impossible. Does he rustle your flimflams and jimjams so very much that you MUST make a stink about it?
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The real reason Bentus is getting so much hate today is the 24 hour bans the mods gave everyone who teased him yesterday just wore off.
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>>43262730

Who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you talking at me?

>>43262714
>>43262721

WELL GEE FUCKING WHIZ LET'S JUST ELIMINATE EVERYONE EXCEPT THE BITCHES THAT ARE AFTER HIS DICK THEN. Jesus fucking christ.
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>>43263448
You do realize 4chan has one of those new fangled "filter" options.

Or, you know, you could just keep your mouth shut like a normal person. But I don't think you would be here if you were capable of such a thing. Doubt any of us would, really.
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>>43263471
Could have sworn he does Naka.

The only one he doesn't seem to do who's canon is Hate. Do you really Hate the marine that much?
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>>43263488
Aw, look. A happy trio of sisters. Couldn't be more wrong.
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>>43263481
i think this was the inspiration for Strike Witches.
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Courtesy of fapangel
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>>43263523
No, Naka is written and done in thread by someone else. Can confirm.
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Who would've guessed that Hate was a surprisingly good dancer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71cc-To3Wik
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>>43263254
I doubt that they'd have gone after the Museum ship out of any personal malice but because of their tactical risk..

Awakened or not Iowa is a well armored battleship, if the humans could even limited reactivate her then they'd have a formidable ship that's actually designed to take their kind of firepower.

She'd at least be a pincushion ship.
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>>43263504
You have to understand: these people literally circlejerk about this shit on IRC all the time. You can't expect them to grow up about it since they are legitimately triggered by people like Bentus.
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>>43263515

I think you should offload a half dozen corgi's onto Settle. As a body guard, don't take no for an answer.
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>>43263523
>>43263548
Can double-confirm.
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>>43263515
Tenryuu?
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>>43263488
You are a credit to the team.
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>>43263473
And you keep responding. Do you like this bait this much?
>>43263504
No, I just enjoy fishing for (You)'s. It's easier here than on /pol/ due to the mindset of the board. Everyone rushes to whiteknight the poor attacked tripfag.
>>43263521
>filter
You're rich.
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>>43263584
>I was only pretending to be retarded

m8
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>>43263488
Cute
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>>43263570
Can triple-confirm.

>>43263566
Hey, faggot. You leave our circlejerking rights to the channel out of this; this is in-thread, not there.
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>>43263488
>providing image source when it literally pops up with google image search.
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>>43263584
I have no particular care for Bentus or grudge against him. It's just obnoxious to see the same fucking complaints every fucking thread
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>>43262745
>>43262833
So I went and looked at his last 15 pages of posts, and most of the shitposting was in response to other shitposters (or in other threads). So I'll admit it, I'm a faggot who sucks enormous cocks.

Still think he's a faggot, but I don't have any proof to back it up.
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>>43263548
naka's name had planefag's trip in the last thread
eh whatevs it's only internet
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>>43263617
Don't need proof if someone just offends you with their posting habits, anon. Just suck it up and be the better shitposter.
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>>43263617
You could look in the 89 Finale.
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>>43263617
Oh, but we're all faggots here.
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>>43263640
Naka's stories get posted by planefag because he's usually asleep by the time the thread's over.
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>>43263424
>>43263454
>>43263481
my minds telling me no my body telling me yes
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>>43263640
PF posts it. It's another dude who actually writes it and RPs
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>>43263601
>he knows
smh tbh
>>43263614
When why do you respond? The more people respond the more I shitpost. If nobody responds then I move on. Bentus kept responding so I kept baiting. I think the tripfag has finally wised up sadly.
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>>43263640
Planefag can and does occasionally post Naka writers stuff for him since he can't always be in thread.
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>>43263653
See
>(or in other threads)

He also shitposts a ton in random other /tg/ threads, but I don't care about them so I left them out.
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>>43263614
Ditto. Who gives a shit what he goes as? He contributes about as much as anyone to this thread.

That said, I'm not one to talk. My only reason for having a name is the fact I wrote one little story about Warspite...

I should get to work on something else... Maybe something surrounding the fairies. Yeah, that sounds like an idea.
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>>43263640
Muh home planet
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>>43263608
Half the time google images doesn't work for me.

FYI I found that people I didn't make it.
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>>43263678
but see you actually have contributed.
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The guy that hates Crix and Bentus has been shitposting far more prolifically than the two namefags, as unkosher as their behaviour may been.
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>>43263668
Makes the time between planefag's posts go by quicker. The hours really drag on otherwise.
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>>43263678
It was a very good story, to be sure.
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>>43263716
>one guy
There's at least two of us, because I haven't done most of the Bentus hate but have done a good portion of the Crix hate.
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>>43263668
>Yes I certainly taught a lesson and forwarded the cause of "imageboard culture"
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>>43263471
nettle, Arizona, and Naka roleplay is all planefag IIRC. The different person that writes the Naka storytime bits doesn't post here on account of being sound asleep while the threads are active.
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So, is the current plan to use the landing ships that are currently moored at Yokosuka in the retaking of Iwo Jima, or is the JSDF supplying the bodies?

Could we reassign some of the sailors from those ships to base security, or is their lack of training in such too big of a hurdle (assuming their captain would even allow such a thing to reduce his ship's readiness)?
We really need to increase the security on this base and in the surrounding area.
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>>43263640
Planefag does that when he posts writeups for one of his writers at the end of a day's run, so that they don't have to stay up until oh-dark-thirty like he does.
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[ ] Fuck fighting fair. Throw sand in his face then gut him.
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>>43263716
>All these posts that disagree with me are all the same anon!
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>>43263745

Naka is almost always RPed by the writer of nakatime. Planefag only does nettle and Arizona usually.
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>>43263678
>My only reason for having a name is the fact I wrote one little story about Warspite...
You're not going to like me much come the end of the thread.
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>>43263719
>The hours really drag on otherwise
Hence the shitposting. Fap Angel really needs to post faster or we get bored.
>>43263743
>I am too stupid to stop responding to bait or outshitpost the shitposter
Try harder faggot.
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>>43263783
we are on tarmac
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>>43263317
>Parker can't decide whether or not he just lost SAN points.
>Decides to phone up the Canadian shipgirls to get a comparison sample.
LET ME SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
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>>43263812
Yeah, but I think we could probably waste time doing something more constructiv-

*snickers*

Right, 4chan, who am I kidding.
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Is there a sane, rational person in this thread? I'd just like some confirmation that I haven't been participating in this quest with a bunch of children lately.
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>>43263844
Not 4chan. A planefag quest. I get a lot of stuff done in other random /tg/ threads, but getting anything done in a planefag quest is impossible.
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>>43263737
You're the Crix shitposter? Pls stop bullying.
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>>43263812
>I am angry for being called out as a shitposter

Don't make this so easy.
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>>43263306
I wouldn't worry about it.
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>>43263863
no

>>43263852
Those people read the archives. Or don't read in between updates.
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>>43263852
I like to think that I'm rational. Does that count?

And yes, you have not been participating with just a bunch of children lately.
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>>43263709
Not bloody much...

>>43263791
Oh god, what're you planning? Not just sinking her unceremoniously, I hope? Did you read the story, by the way? Please validate my existence by doing so?
>http://pastebin.com/ttZY8BxE
And there's a Rizon channel for writefags, to make sure we don't step on each other's toes.
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>>43263864
>Don't make this so easy
I don't judge unless you've a micropenis.
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>>43263865
You're late.
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>>43263852
I'm sorry anon but not even you are sane.
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>>43262995
>[X] Introducing the .H264 10-bit profile in questing
>[X] Bouncing the UN World Congress
>[X] Starving the world's supply of bad dragon's with bulk purchases
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>>43263865
STACKED fag does good work
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>>43263852
Nope!
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>>43263885
Don't forget the one specifically just for the guys writing Brit-ships.
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>>43263865
I was wondering where you were!

>>43263904
Indeed he does.
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No time to rise, no time to twist, no time to act - he's lunging full-tilt, dagger gripped in both hands, close to his hip.

The world turns inverted as you hurl yourself backwards off the first yak, pulling your knees up to your chest as you slash your blade out over the asphalt towards the racing footfalls of your attacker. You feel contact jolt through the blade a heartbeat before he thunders into you still screaming, blade flashing -

- and then he's off, rolling to his feet nimbly as a ballerina as you twist 'round to get your right leg under you and lever up with the left ponderously. Your eyes flick down to check your body, knowing you might not feel your injuries yet - a diagonal slash has parted your left lower leg, a thin, steady trickle of blood pouring into your shoe. Your foe is sporting a deep gash on his own left leg, just two inches above the ankle. You feel his obsidian eyes scraping along your nerves, flicking to his downed partner who's yet to stir - evaluating the situation. You shuffle forward, keeping him on-point, bladepoint still circling patiently - and he retreats.
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>>43263882
>Or don't read in between updates
Pretty much this
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>>43263885
>to make sure we don't step on each other's toes.
I'm sorry dude but at this stage we are waaaaaaaaaaaay beyond that
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>>43263478
>>43263480
>>43263482
>>43263483
>>43263533
>>43263659
I was gone for like 15 minutes, what the fuck did I miss, and where can I find it?
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>>43263836
>After much screaming in horror from Parker, the Canadian shipgirls laugh and point out that, just like all those recordings he was listening to, his phone call was made on a Saturday night.
>And if it was any other time, they'd be humming something else. But Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting!
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>>43263937
Literal planes fucking girls
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>>43263919
>>43263894

this one is not that anon. stlil needed to present the FAT STACK in all her glory.
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You advance diagonally, herding him towards his downed comrade with your bladepoint. Within a few moments your inexorable advance forces his hand - abandon his comrade to the coup de grace and escape, or engage. Instead he waits, facing you square, left hand flattened out and right keeping his blade close.

You lunge for him, bending your right knee as you dive into the swiftest, most lethal attack ever developed by Western martial arts - and watch his tanto flick through the air impossibly fast as he sidesteps just enough, the tip gashing his side as he enters his own lunge, barreling inside your guard as his gloved left hand seizes your blade, his right already sweeping across for a backhand slash -

- your lunge springs *upward,* left hand slamming into his forearm a heartbeat before your skull hits his face. The sword clatters across the asphalt as you seize his wrist and twist, left hand sliding into the crook of his elbow. He stumbles backwards with you for a heartbeat before trying to twist away, displace the circles, but its too late, your right arm slamming into him with quick short gut-punching motions, left knee slamming into his side again and again till he staggers and falls. You fall with him, stiffening your arms and heaving yourself over him for more leverage as your right arm begins to burn with the effort of slamming, slamming, slamming his own hand into his gut. You roll off him and come up with your sword again, scanning, searching, heart thundering in your ears -

- and it's over.

Your swordpoint lowers to touch the asphalt as you bring your breathing under control, still scanning the area.

[ ] Check baton-bitch - you'd love someone to answer for this.
[ ] Check the area - they might have friends.
[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263930
>>43263885
I will say, though, that I did like what you wrote. Your structure needs some work, those paragraphs are far too chunky, but generally I thought you wrote pretty clearly.
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>>43263879
It's a billion BV, so I'm not overmuch worried either.
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>>43263937

airplane on girl rape pics
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
Responsibility and Backup!
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>>43263937
Planes fucking girls. Aviatorgirls are banned from /d/ last I checked.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263959
Wut. Like, how? That makes no sense. Where might I find that? Because I don't think that is a real thing. But internet so... someone must liek it....
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>>43263962
>[x] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
Call the pigs.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
Finally.
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>>43263962
[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263885
No offence, Britfag, but every time I read that write-up, I have to physically stop myself from fixing the punctuation and paragraph-spacing. Please: use a line of white-space between paragraphs, to break up the wall of text?

/pedantic editor mode
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>>43263962
>[ ] Check the area - they might have friends.
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>>43263962
>>[X] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[x] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
>[x] Check batton-bitch, make sure that he stays down.
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>>43263962
>[x] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.

I hope that cut isn't too bad.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[x] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.

We're wounded and alone. Time to call in backup.
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>>43263962
[X] Check baton-bitch - you'd love someone to answer for this.

NIGGAS TRIED TO SHANK ME, SOMEBODY IS TAKING A GLASS BOTTLE UP THE RECTUM FOR THIS
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>>43263962

>[x] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.

Also stab the fucker on the ground so he doesnt limp away, fuckdammit
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>>43263962
[X] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
Check the area and baton-bitch immediately AFTER calling it in.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>[X] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[x] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.

And make a mental note to get those fucking yaks RICO'd somehow.
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>>43263962
[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.

reinforcement are necessary for the drunk crippled swordsman
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>>43263978
>rape
Half of that looked consentual
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>>43263852
here's your >where do you think you are?
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[x] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[x] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>call Goto
>Goto sends Shoukaku
>Shoukaku is PISSED
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.

As was obvious, going for the legs was the best outcome
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>>43263962
>[x] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>other
Call Arizona saying we're drunk and need a ride. Don't give her the details.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43264039
>Arizona notices Shoukaku rushing somewhere and muttering.
>Intrigued, she follows her.
>Is even more PISSED than Shoukaku.
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[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[X] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43264039
I can see Settle doing this.

"I TOOK CARE OF YOUR YAK PROBLEM, GOTO!"
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>>43263962
[X] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.

>>43264005
To be fair, you are a good editor.
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>>43263962
[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Check baton-bitch - you'd love someone to answer for this.

I'm not so sure these ARE yakuza
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>>43263962
>[ ] Check the area - they might have friends.
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>>43263962
>[ ] Check the area and double-check the bodies - they might have friends.
then
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43264097
Either way, they are dead via shipsluts.
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>>43264039
I imagine Kongou then Shoukaku since she is always by his side, and I think the Kongou class is faster then a aircraft carrier.
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Guessing this was the middle-of-the-road option - we didn't get away clean, but the hit we did take was pretty minor and won't have us laid up in bed. Unless Arizona decides to sit on us.
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>>43263989
http://a-10writer.tumblr.com/
This guy's is more anthro than the stuff posted. No clue about the booru he links to.
Also the A-10 story actually has an okay plot between the porn, thought the verse doesn't make much sense. Also its been untouched for years, so expect an abrupt end. Though you're in a Planefag thread so you should probably be prepared for that anyway.
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>>43264097

What, a fucking Abyssal MP that somehow snuck onto the base?

Hate would totally love that.
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>>43264097
They've checked most boxes for "Yakuza hit" so far, aside from the sheer lunacy of going after a SN admiral.
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>>43264092
And add in a shocked Naka hot on their heels as well.
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In celebration, here's some Atago stern
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>>43263962
>[x] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
YES! VICTORY! A minor injury, but a few stitches and Arizona trying to literally HANDCUFF us to her and that'll be fine. Plus calling it in neatly handles the other two options as well.

>>43263974
I was writing as I was taught... New paragraph for a new topic and a new line every time someone new speaks.

>>43264005
The punctuation I make no excuses for. I'm only average at proof-reading myself. And I thought I DID leave a line between paragraphs? What do you mean by that exactly?

Actually, wait. This can be discussed on the chat channel. I don't want to clutter the thread (any more than it is).
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>>43264097
They are two ass-hats with swords who just tried to kill an officer. They may not be yaks but they are so dead it isn't even funny.
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God I hate being Late to these threads...


Also watch out for new write-up later!
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>>43263226
There is clearly some sort of tactical intelligence behind the Abyssals.

One evidence of this is the time the attacks all happened.

Sunset on the west coast would mean near midnight on the east coast and around 3 or 4 AM in western Europe.

Attacking at that time meant that their battle could be done with the vast majority of the world's navy having a battle at night.

Since these ships were still using pre- WWI tactics the best time to attack would be at night with a lit up harbor.

Thanks to the harbor lighting up the locations of the enemy ships the abyssals would have easy pickings of targets while the enemy would either have to trust their unreliable radar, or shell flashes, especially if the abyssals brought storms with them everywhere.
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>>43263962
>[x] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.

it would be fun to take stick man's stick and work alphabetically through the skeleton from calconeus to zygomatic but we're already pretty fucked up.
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>>43264161
Dead would be merciful. They will be... interviewed.

By a very, very angry Marine.
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>>43264174
What about?
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>>43264161
A knife and a baton, really.
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>>43264125
>Don't worry I'll call a driver
>...
>HA, idiot thinks I'm going to call a driver
>Fuck that, fencing time
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>>43264181
Let's just say your neighbors have something to say eh?
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VOTES CALLED

new thread soon~
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>>43264176
>from calconeus to zygomatic
In not doctor please?
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>>43263962
Secure tanto - let's not leave a weapon where someone can grab it. Secure sword cane, because it's baddass.

Then call our BB. We promised we would. Next call base security.

Finally, check downed yak's vitals. If he's alive, call Naka - because drunk!Naka will doubtless cause him to spill whatever he knows. Also call medic, to clean up the mess.
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>>43264174
I know that feel bro
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>>43264204
Canadians or Europeans?
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Best way to end the quest.
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>>43264210
That's the single most darkly ironic nose art I've ever seen.
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>>43264210
I hope we call Goto in a drunken, adrenaline fueled stupor. Whomever is a first contact in our smartphone anyway.
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>>43264190
>>>43263962
>>[x] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.

>>43264190
As I said, Arizona may decide Settle needs some serious sitting on.
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>>43264210
>took entire thread to have swordfight
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>>43263962
>[ ] Call it in, first - you don't need to get shot by a jumpy MP with bad night vision.
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>>43264234
Hint is pic related
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>>43264250
Better than Decu. He takes multiple threads over several months to have one conversation.
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>>43264263
That does nothing.
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>>43264214
The anon is saying it'd be nice to break all of his bones one by one in alphabetical order.
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>>43264263
Sees Inu......

AWOOOO!!
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>>43264250
Mostly due to shitposting. He only had two, three updates...

Which is even worse...
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>>43264263
So it's going to be full of really bad shitposting? Good foot to start off on. I approve.
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>>43264263
So Canadian Ehh...
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>>43264285
ok, thanks for the translation
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>>43264303
I mean, the thread still lasted more than three hours, so it's not entirely the fault of shitposters.

Mostly it's because planefag took forever to write updates, probably because he wanted the fighting to be ~accurate and realistic~.
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>>43264281
>>43264294
>>43264305
See >>43264306
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>>43263962
>>[ ]Call it in

We still have our smartphone, or do we need to leave the area to get in contact?

If it's the latter, just double tap those fuckers to make sure they're down
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>>43264285
Oh, please. I'm sure we could do much better then that.
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>>43264263
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>>43264285
He has a bone to pick with him.
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>>43264263
Oh my.
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>>43264331
That's exactly what I meant when I said "even worse."
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>>43264250
Shitposters rehashing the same fucking topic doesn't help
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>>43264356
True, he might find it humerus. He'd be a bonefied numbskull.
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As far as "crippling injuries" go, the one we got isn't too bad, right? The front of the shin seems the least worse place to get cut
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>>43264250
he said two hours and he delivered
stop being entitled
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>>43264414
We basically came out unscathed.
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>>43264414
It'll hurt like a bitch, but shouldn't be serious.
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>>43264414
It's skin, slight muscle and mostly bone. Very little danger of crippling injury.
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One more bone pun and I start cracking skulls.
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>>43264175
The second factor is that the abyssals switched tactics when they realized that their harbor invasion plans weren't going to work anymore.

Now it's a war of attrition, they use hit and run attacks and commerce raids in order to try and force the humans to engage them at sea where the abyssal ships could stage an ambush.
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>>43264423
>I RECOGNIZE THAT JAV
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>>43264414
>>43264441
Unless they decided to coat the blade in poison.
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>>43264459
Don't, the Puns are giving me a boner.
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>>43264459
It's going tibia alright.
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>>43264414

It's another injury to limp around base with.

Arizona will NEVER let Settle out of her site now.

Well, Hate might find himself trying to prevent some ship girls from showing the yak's why attacking someone who commands the personal loyalty of girls who field 14" cannons is a stupid idea.

Or Hate may just follow for the ride.
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>>43264491
>Unless they decided to coat the blade in LSD
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>>43264423
>whydidiclick
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Daily reminder that Prussian Shipboy is coming.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht6Al20DtCc
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>>43264494
That's it, you're all boned.
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I'm just curious why the yaks would want to fuck with a US officer instead of, ya know, a Japanese officer
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>>43264520
It's 着ぐるみ。Literally costumed performers.
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>>43264423
>clocks went back in the middle of the thread
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One last distraction until the thread locks....DARK NAKA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai-9cfwWhSE
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ze germans are coming
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>>43264542
firrthy gaijin dogs must go
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>>43264542
Natonalists.

This is why we need Yamato to go on state TV and call all nationalists cunts. Nothing would be worse for them than being told off by a major symbol in Japanese history.
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>>43264513
>site
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>>43264542
Intelligence sources indicate a rouge organization
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>>43264513
>It's another injury to limp around base with.
Maybe they'll force Settle into a wheelchair? Then Arizona and Shoukaku can push Settle around.
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>>43264584
What are the chances of the exact same Nationalists denouncing Yamato for her "traitorous" actions, like collaborating with the filthy gaijin, then?
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>>43264618

>Implying they aren't already
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>>43264618
ROLLING COURT MARTIAL.... MK FOUURRRRRRR
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>>43264617


Abyssal Cultists?

aw hell nah
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>>43264618
We shall call it: "The cruising court-marshal!"
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>>43264618
>wheelchair
THE BOUNCE LORD REBORN INTO A NEW, SNARKY TROLLING FORM WITH MOST OF A BRAIN!
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>>43264647
... I see what you did there.
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>>43264520
don't fight it anon
finding out whyboner is the first step on the path to inner peace
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>>43264640
>ROLLING COURT MARTIAL
>>43264647
>"The cruising court-marshal!"
Except we'll use it to court martial other people since we're a flag rank fucker!
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>>43264636
Yamato hasn't been unveiled yet.

You're thinking of some other japanese ship-girl.
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>>43264679
NO SUCH SHIP
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>>43264665
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If we get put in a wheelchair, what kind of kill marks do you want to put on it?
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>>43264698
Nagamon no.
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>>43264642
EXALT weren't alien cultists. They were just trying to take over the world, and figured the alien invasion was a good time to do it.
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>>43264720
Nagamon YES!
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>>43263962
Is this the first person that Settle has killed who isn't in the Coast Guard?
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>>43264720
Nagamon YES!
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>>43264698
Those things are fucking terrifying.
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>>43264737
Nobody's dead yet.
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>>43264737
...pretty much, yeah.
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>>43264766
Wait, yeah, never mind, not dead yet.
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>>43264746
Agreed.

Children are the devil.
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>>43264737
OUCH. I felt that one.
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>>43264642
That was actually mentioned as a potential thread in one of the unaffiliated writefag stories. It'd be just like Planefag to decide, "Lol, sounds like fun."
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>>43264746
Yeah I fucking hate kids.
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>>43264737
I fucked up my Kanji stroke order laughing so hard. Fuck you.
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>>43264799
Except he also mentioned in the same breath that they all got pasted by the abyssals.
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>>43264737

Does ordering the tomahawk strike on iwo jima when there were retreating friendlies in the missile cams count.
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>>43264799
>Cultists
>Potential threat

Give it about four or five writeups bro. And you will see them up close.
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>>43264863
Dibs on XCom fairies, or at least fairies trying and ineptly failing to be XCom!

Let's see you fucks ignore them when they are SAVING THE WORLD!
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>>43264911
>>43264863
See, this is what worries me about the brit writeups- independently delving into deeper lore questions
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>>43261599
One of you SB people tell Lord K that Higgins appeared one more time when Iowa passed her.

As for you people saying not to mention the name here because it pisses off the anons, just ignore them, if they were true CHANS RULE types they'd shut up and deal with it.

Besides that information was useful.
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Nuu thread when?
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>>43264972
>No true Scotsmen.
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>>43264971

Don't stress it too much, they're not out of hand. yet.

hahahaha!
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>>43264996
In three hours
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>>43264971
Nobody is covering the UK area much. And adding in cults opens new doors for other writers, including planefag to use.

And before you ask, I have run some things past him so you don't need to worry about a few things that I do.
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>>43264972
It can be considered advertising.

Also,
>no true scotsman logical fallacy
Piss off.
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>844 replies
>image limit hit
>122 posters

Wow, that namefag fight really BENT people out of shape, huh?
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>>43265045
ICWUTUDIDTHAR
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>>43265025
Lemme just tell you right now, Planefag has absolutely zero need to open up new doors.
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>>43265045
... That almost hurts my brain.
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>>43265035
>defending board culture fallacy

Piss off.
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>>43264911
>XCom Fairies going on secret ops against Abyssal Fairies while their ships are none the wiser

>After a grueling campaign where many a Fairy grunt respawns and much Abyssal Tech is purified and reverse engineered, they successfully prevent a devastating air attack against Yokosuka

>Hoppou helped them from the shadows because she thought their little guns and cute serious faces were fun
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>>43265045
Austin psychopaths tend to do that.
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>>43265065
>tu quoque
>avoiding having to engage with criticism by turning it back on the accuser- answering critism with critism
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>>43265060
Meh, it's options.
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>>43265025
>>43264971
Wonderful thing about an Abyssal cult or whathaveyou in England is that, even IF they were to utterly destroy the nation's defenses and make the UK prey for the Abyss, that's one isolated country. In the wider world, the ramifications beyond, "OH FUCK THEY ACTUALLY GOT A WHOLE COUNTRY" would be relatively minor. Europe would still hold and others would see, "Huh, well, looks like the Abyss-worshipers died too, soooo that doesn't work!"

>>43265060
Maybe, but we like opening cans of worms that give us nothing but trouble. If it's used, wahey! If it's ignored, no big.

Personally though, I ain't touching the idea of a cult. I'm too busy working on the idea of a Fairy suffrage movement.

How's the idea of commie-fairies threatening strikes, opposed by loyalist fairies sound? All utterly under the nose of the admiralty, who have no idea what's even going on.
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>>43265045
Anons get that way often.
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>>43265045
You son of a bitch that hurt to read
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>>43265092
I'm just wondering how long planefag is going to keep us waiting for the Arizona/Oklahoma reunion
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>>43265065
>>43265035
Winning an argument on the internet is like winning a contest at a pride parade. You may have won, but you're still a faggot.

>INB4 I TRIGGERED SB
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>>43265141
Probably only until the next Abyssal attack
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>>43265166
The mods, depending on our benevolent overlords moods, may deem it as advertising. They've banned people for far less reasons. It's better to be safe than sorry.
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>>43265090
>still caring about being justified in your shitposting
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_spectrum

You are found somewhere on this link.
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>>43265065
Hello feelthy, you still bootyblasted and acting like a faggot on a corean crayon website?
>>43265166
SB literally will whine about anything if they feel they will be listened to. They also can't learn the STOP REPLYING lesson either.
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Can't we all be just happy that Frau Stacked and Kirchies Scharn are coming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7-5b2EXBIk
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>>43265231
Ad hominem AND genetic. Oh, you're good.
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>>43265240
Neither has anon, apparently. If one side stops replying then the conversation dies anyways.
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NEW THREAD SHORTLY

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS JESUS SHUT UP
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>>43265240
>They also can't learn the STOP REPLYING lesson either.

Posted without a hint of irony
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>>43265286
NO
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>>43265286
NO
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>>43265286
I LOVE SHOUTING TOO
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>>43265286
PF you of all people should know what happens when two spectrums of autists encounter each other because you're one yourself
>>43265292
actually posted with 1000 gallons of ONLY PRETENDING.
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>>43265255
Not until gap an elf gives us ship sheilas. Then the hordes will be sated.
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>>43265286
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS
4CHAN
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>>43265286
Pot meet kettle.
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>>43265286

Get bent queer.
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>>43265286
no, fuck you, go update AWiY.
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>>43265286
>WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU NERDS
4Chan
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>>43265258
>I was born autistic

And it shows!
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>>43265314
SHUT UP HEATHER
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>>43265357
>the texas sharpshooter
You're going all out with your logical fallacies bro.
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>>43265392
It's not a fallacy if I am not saying anything false and if it's relevant to the conversation you fucking tumblrite.
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>>43265392
>trying to reveal logical fallacies in an argument with anon

wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg.gif.webm.mov.mp4.png.xml
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>>43265392
>You're going all out with your logical phalluses bro.

FTFY
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>>43265446
>the fallacy fallacy
Are you even trying anymore?
>>43265457
>>43265468
I'm just gonna keep going until he stops responding.
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>>43265498
so, you're going to shitpost just as hard as he is in an effort to beat someone in an INTERNET FIGHT?

You may actually be autistic friend, i think the other guy's on to something here.
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>>43265498
>I'm just gonna keep shitposting and proving his point

Thanks!
>>
Can you fuckers just stop bitching about worthless bullshit?
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>>43265527
>>43265540
>strawman
You're so easy to bait. I love /tg/.
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>>43265527

As an actual autist, I can say that that dude is seriously fucking out there.

If he really is autistic then he's a good deal higher up the spectrum than I am. Probably into the helmet-wearing tiers.
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>>43265166
It's funny because I knew it'd trigger them first.

Fucking newfags.
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>>43265569
>ONLY PRETENDING

cmon son
>>
http://boards.4chan.org/tg/thread/43265521/
New thread etc
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>>43263212
Man, just ignore these jackasses and do what you want. Roleplay, don't roleplay, trip, name, or nothing at all.

The opinions of people raising a stink over nothing are meaningless.
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>>43265549
it's /tg/, it's what they do.
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>>43265572
IKR? I'm probably in the same area as you, judging from the amount of sense you're displaying.
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>>43265549

Or at least bitch about things that might be relevant?

Like how bad IJN damage control was, and then leading into plans on having the American ship fairies teach the Japanese ones how to properly put out fires?

>Meanwhile, Settle takes SAN loss just from conducting this project

>CAPTCHA wants boats

CAPTCHA might be into KCQ too
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>>43265583
Pls no bully.
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>>43265599
I'm still in the middle of cracking Bentus' trip. Don't worry, I'll shitpost harder.
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>>43265585
>Directly linking the new thread
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>>43263500
I thought it was declared that, due to the misjump that brought them to that planet and slagged their FTL, the book was canon but they were incapable of interacting with the rest of the setting?
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>>43265665
This is not good shitposting. This is shitposting by someone who is desperate for attention.
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>>43265665
God speed.
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>>43263555
AH~HAHAHAHAHAAA!

>>43263783
I like the way you think. Unfortunately...>>43263824

>>43263862
I have found that this is true of most popular things, sadly.

>>43263865
Damn, girl, you're bold!

>>43264092
Two thugs got onto a military base wearing uniforms and tried to assassinate a U.S.N. flag officer.

Skulls will roll like bowling balls, assholes will be reamed with rusty torture implements, and wrothful screams of blood and thunder will echo across the isles of Japan as the very heavens themselves crack asunder to rain hellfire and damnation on the miserable fools who thought this was a good idea.

And if we happen to find they were connected to some ultranationalist dieticians? Well, the ladies of Yokosuka are likely to be unhappy, and likely to spread it around.

And naval artillery makes for some very big shovels...
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>>43261134
Musashi just got one hit wondered by Enterprise, in The Greatest Generation by Sasahara17.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11187030/1/The-Greatest-Generation
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>>43264140
My, oh my. I didn't know Atago was *quite* that voluptuous.

>>43264174
You and me both, brah.

>>43264178
Angry, yes, but also more than a little happy.

These two dumbfucks just designated themselves to be his stress relief.
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>>43262621
I agree
Bentus is shit



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