"You think being in high school is rough? Try spending a week at my new school!"
"Nice moves in the pool, Zack!""Oh, uh, thanks, Regina-""I like a man who can handle large carnivores.""Uh, yeah, ha-ha, like I always say..."
Aw shieet nigga, time to get dat pussy, if you know what I'm saying.
"It's better to handle a large carnivore than to be han-""You never told me who you're taking to the Halloween Dance, Zack! You know, I don't have a date yet. I mean, I do, but nothing I couldn't break!""Uh, well-""I heard you were going to fight Piranha Bates after school! I love a man who gets into fights."
"Uh, yeah, I was just on my way over there. Uh, see, you around, Regina!""Byyyye, Zack!""Jeez, it's almost three o'clock! Piranha and his goons are gonna cream me if I show up! And I promised Felicity that I'd listen to their band practice..."
"So far, so good. Now if I can make it out the back door without being spotted, I can still get there in time!"
"Oops! Wrong door!"
"There he is!"
"Get 'im!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>43278809Suckerpunch those fuckers
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>43278809Beat Piranha with his own arm.
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>43278809Run away.
"Hey, Piranha, are you sure you want to do this? I'm just going to beat you up again!""You sucker-punched me, Jackson!"
Make sure you hit him in his funny bone.
"... that's what works!""Ungh!"
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>43278809Throw Damien off guard by telling him you're going to date his sister.
"Oh, you just made the last mistake you're ever gonna make, Jackson!"
"You're dead! Get him, guys!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43279256Do >>43279181 this
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>43279256Run into the pool area and trip Piranha into the pool with the shark.
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>43279256Run away
>>43278761i love how your architecture is looking way better lqalso do this>>43279274
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>43279256Take the sand out of your pocket and throw it in their eyes. Then run.
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>43279256Tell the red guy his sister/girlfriend wants our block
Rolled 11 (1d12)Summoning LQ.
"Hey, Damien, you can't hit me! You wouldn't want to mess up your sister's date! Didn't I tell you, I'm taking Regina to the Halloween Dance?"
"Oh, no - now you did it!"
"Nobody... dates... my..."
Rolled 10 (1d12)"AAAAAAAAH!""GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!""AAAAAAAAH!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>43279845Lead him to the pool to cool him off
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43279845Jump in the pool and get help from Sharky.
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>43279845Get that hothead outta here
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>43279845Run faster.
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>43279845Quick, get out a holy symbol!
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>43279822Well, that...backfired>>43279845RUN LIKE A BITCH!
>>43279881Fuck you, me.
>>43279889>>43279904>>43279876>>43279895>High rolls and sevensWoah, the Dice Gods are really bringing the Holiness tonight.
"Aaaaaaaah! I'm gonna die! Wait, the pool! Of course!"
"COME HERE!""Aaaah! Gotta get in the water! Gotta get in the-"
>>43280395>>43279845>>43279822I see you have the new trans-clear neck bracket. Where'd you get it?
"Aaah! Don't go in the water!"
>>43280494Why Sharky?! Why did you betray us?!?
>>43280494Sharky is obviously just happy to see us
"YOU... I WILL DESTROY YOU!""Wait, I was just kidding about your sister! Honest! she's not even that attractive!""RAAAAAAAAAARGH!""Aaaaah!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
>>43280493>I see you have the new trans-clear neck bracket. Where'd you get it?Bricklink
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>43280576Make him trip into the pool
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>43280576Convince Sharky to help us fight off Damian.
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>43280576Realize we're in this school because we can fuse with sharks, then fight
>>43280597Ah, of course. I guess there really isn't much you'd like in the DC sets that currently hold the monopoly over that piece.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>43280576Make Sharky remember all of the good times you had with him to convince him to help us.
>>43280656This. Show the montage of our happy times
>>43280656Sharky apparently has a montage in its head of all the good memories it had with you, set to romantic music.The downside is that it wants to be taken to the school dance.
>>43280576Springboard into RKO
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>43280766My dice didnt' work
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>43280576Ask Damien to the dance
Rolled 6 (1d12)Goad Damian on into charging, then springboard over him like a badass as he falls into Sharky.
"I WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND EAT YOUR FLESH!""Yaaa- whoa!"
"WHA- NO! LET GO, YOU IDIOT!""Aaaah!"
PSSSHHHHHHH"Aw, my wings got put out!"
>>43280908Not quite the hotshot now, huh Damian?
"Uh, Damien?""Yeah?""I think we've got a bigger problem!""What?"
"THAT!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>43280937persuade sharky to join up with you in scaring damien
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>43280937Ask sharkbro to please stop!
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43280937Punch Damian into the drink and escape while Sharky's busy
>>43280937Fusion dance, quick!Our water resistance and his demonic strength should allow us to fight off sharkbro
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>43280937talk it out with sharky
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>43280937Sharky is just tsundere for us, we'll have to flirt with her to make her embarrassed.
>>43280943Montage time!I don't want to waitFor our lives to be overI want to know right nowWhat will it mean nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>43280937Seduce what is probably a sharkgirl.
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>43280937Confess your undying love now that you are near death, revealing your true feelings for him
>>43280984>>43281000Holy shit, lq, please use these.
>>43281000If sharkgirl: ask to the danceIf sharkguy: enlist as wingman when asking Felicity to the dance
>>43280984>>43281000>>43281003>>43281023>>43281026We will love the shark, the hivemind demands it
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43280937Rodeo the shark a second time and let him escape. We're gonna befriend the shit outta everyone.
>>43280984>>43281000Tsun-Tsun shark girl, pls
>>43281000>>43280984I know why we're at this school filled with monsters now, we're also a monster. We're a goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus.
"Aaaah! No, no, please don't eat me! I'll take you to the Halloween Dance, I'll do anything, just please don't eat meeeeee-"
>>43281445Two dates to the dance? Now THAT'S drama!
"-eeee-huh? I'm still alive?"
"Yaaah! Forget about this! I'm outta here!"
"Huh... huh... a-huh... I made it! I'm alive! I'm alive!"
"I'm... what the heck happened?""Hi!"
>>43281602Oh shit, Sharky was a were-shark
>>43281602>new chum.jpgI see what you did there LQ. Har har har.
>>43281602Welp. No blowjobs from you, honey.
SPLASH"Yaaah!""Don't be afraid!""Yaah-whuh? Who- who are you?"
>>43281602Sharky is a were-girl.All my yes.
>>43281626Think she might let us touch her escafil device?
"I'm Kara Nivoire! I was the star swimmer for Sunnydale Heights, until I was cursed by the old English Lit teacher! Ever since then, I've been stuck as a shark, because only true love could break the curse!"
"True... love?""Of course! You broke the curse by declaring your everlasting love for me!""My-""And now you can take me to the Halloween Dance!"
>>43281822i'm expecting some felicity to be jealous,hopefully she doesn't eat fishy vaginamorph out of wrath.
>>43281847Let's us this as a dickish powerplay to get Felicity's attention. We might not go to the dance with her, but we're playing the long game.
"And after that...""What- what happens after that?"
"We'll get married... and we'll be together forever and ever!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
>>43281890This is one of those "female eats the male after mating" things isn't it?
>>43281930agree, but plan for harem route.
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>43281930Say something extremely unattractive to turn her off. This plan always works in my japanese animes.
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>43281930Meh, couldn't hurt. (Makes out with Sharky)
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43281930>>43281956whoops! rollin'
>>43281930Wait, why was she here in the first place? She was turned into a shark by the English teacher, so that explains why she stayed here, but why would a normal person go to Sunnydale high?
>>43281990Yandere are monsters too
>>43281990Same reason Zack's here I guess.
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43281930"Sorry, I'm gay"
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>43281930I....i just think of you as a really good friend with benefits
>>43281956>Harem Route>When at least half of the girls are prone to literal maneatingYou're a maniac, Anonymous.
>>43282005But we are a monster. A god damn Sexual Tyrannosaurus
>>43282027a LEGO maniac
>>43282027I want to live on the edge>>43282057Speak for yourself
>>43282062his name is even zach
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>43281930>Get out of the water, and then...>"...I said I would go out with the shark, not you. Where's the shark?"Dense protagonist syndrome.
>>43281930I would say get your brick wet, but it already is.
>>43282226Any luck and she turns back into the shark on land, allowing us to make a break for it.
>>43282276>not wanting to make out with an honest-to-master-builder sharkgirl.
>>43282344Hey, I want to know my options first.Besides, I'm not in the mood to drown.
>>43282344the only thing involving a spoon and a fish in this thread should be some kind of spooky chowder head soup in the cafeteria.
"Oh, Zack, I knew someday you would come and rescue me!""Uh, yeah, how long were you in there anyway?""Since last fall.""Well, uh, at least you don't have too much homework to catch up on, ha-ha... so, anyway-"
"Oh, you can't go! Come on, let's get back in the pool and do a few hundred laps. It'll be great!""Um, Kara, the thing is, I sort of promised-""Oh, Zack, it's not another girl, is it? I saw the way those girls were looking at you in gym class today!""Huh? Oh, uh, no, honest, it's not-"
"BECAUSE IF ANY OTHER GIRLS EVER TALKED TO YOU OR TRIED TO KISS YOU, I WOULD TEAR THEIR FLESH INTO LITTLE BITS!""Aaah!"
"But you would never let that happen, would you Zack?""Buh-buh-uh-""...because if you did I don't know if I would be able to control myself!"
>>43282597president business no!
>>43282650Shark yandere best waifu
>>43282597>same head as the principal
>>43282597>>43282650I am so turned on right now.
"Nuts, they're be done at six-thirty...""Who's that, Zackie-poo?"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>43282729RUN FOR THE HILLSto felicity her bandpractice ofcourse,cats>fish in terms of foodchains>>43282705that was the evil wizard head you dingus
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43282729My friends band are practising and I said I'd go see.
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43282729I need to get you a wedding ring and the stores are closing!
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>43282729>Buy her off with the promise of a gift tomorrow, then get to band practice.Yandere is fine, but we don't want her getting the wrong idea.Buy her a "Best Friends Forever" bracelet.
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>43282729Get your ass outta dodge
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43282729Ask her if she wants to go down to the gym to see us practice with the band.
>>43282797>>43282761Well that's not gonna end wellLooks like we're locked into shark waifu
>>43282843Well, we did already ride her, then tell her we'd take her to the ball.
>>43282873>Well, we did already ride her, then tell her we'd take her to the ball.con·text>/ˈkäntekst/>noun>the circumstances that form the setting for an event, statement, or idea, and in terms of which it can be fully understood and assessed.
>>43282927I don't think she cares about that though.
>>43282873We're also confirmed by magic to be her true love
Hey, didn't Felicity mention losing a band member a while ago?Is Sharky the band mate?
>>43282961I'm calling bullshit.There's no way an English teacher, even a magic one, has the qualifications to cast that kind of spell correctly.
"C'mon, Zack, let's go for a dip!""Uh, Kara, the thing is..."
why not tell her we exclusively only do 3somes?If she wants the D, she best be ready for a second girl.
"I think you're really great and you're really beautiful and I really like spending time with you, but, uh, I sort of told some friends that I would watch their band practice after school, and they're going to be done soon, so I need to head over there."
"IT'S THAT TRAMP FELICITY, ISN'T IT? I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN SHE'D TRY TO GET HER CLAWS IN YOU AS SOON AS SHE SAW YOU!""Aaaah!"
Rolled 2 (1d12)"WELL, SHE CAN'T HAVE YOU! YOU'RE MY TRUE LOVE!""Oof!""I'LL KILL HER!""Kara, wait!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>43283189Kiss her you fool!
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>43283189>>43283066Seduce her into agreeing with this^
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>43283189SECRET POWERS PLEASE AWAKEN
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>43283189Get her talking! Maybe she'll say something that we can use to get through to her!
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>43283189Tell her you aren't her true love.That should turn her back into a shark.
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>43283189THREEWAYYYYYYYYyyyyy...cats eat fish
>>43266017>head in a jar>not a brownie panhttps://youtu.be/I71OlRUDCQQ
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>43283189Get her a Chuckles bar, quickly!She isn't her when she's hungry!
"Let go of me, Zack! I need to kill Felicity so we can be together!""Kara, listen to me!"
I must say, this MC has fucking black holes for testicles.
>>43283625It's his stupidity.The two can easily be mistaken for one another.
>>43283607What the hell, is she taller than us?Fucking manlets
"You're probably the most beautiful girl I've ever met, and you're passionate, and driven, and you're obviously a really caring person-""Zack, that's not-"
>>43283647Stupidity doesn't have you successfully rassle sharks.
"-but I think the magic in your curse only got it half-right. I might be your one true love... but you're not mine.""Zack, what- what are you-""I don't love you, Kara. I never loved you."
>>43283720Welp, nigga dead.
>>43283720well, it was nice playing.
"Kara!""Don't touch me!""Kara!"
>>43283720Is there a Lego piece that could accurately portray us after this conversation?
>>43283757NICE GOING, DUMBASS
"Kara, wait, I'm sorry-""You know, there are a lot of awful people in this school, Zack Jackson, but you're the worst monster I know!""Kara!"
>>43283774no, Lego doesn't come in pieces that small
>>43283757I think I'd prefer us being mauled by a shark more then this...
"I don't ever want to see you again!"SPLASH
>>43283815There goes a beauty. Struth
"Oh, man, their practice is almost over! I'll never make it in time..."
>>43283815Smooth move, Zack. Smooth move...
"Unless-"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
>>43283688Or does it?http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/1047.html
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43283866Convince Shark to go and become friend with the band.She never needed love, just friendship.
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>43283866Steal someones motorcycle
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>43283866Call a taxi.
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>43283866Well, we fucked up beyond hope once, let's not do this again.>Apology, then full sprint
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>43283866Time Travel!
>>43283897We'll step on it and ask Felicity for help on what to do.
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>43283866Ask her why the curse broke if we just wanted to be friends? was she looking for true platonic love?
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>43283866Give a one liner as you stare wistfully into the pool before leaving
Well, we made LQ so depressed he overdosed on sleeping pills.Good job on making him remember about his high school crush, and how he inadvertently made her hate him, guys.
>>43284340Hey, I voted for a threeway
>>43284340Or, you know, he took a break to have dinner.
"Yeah... Sunnydale Heights High School. Yeah... I'll be out front. Yeah... okay, thanks."
>>43284749That's not a face of remorse...
>>43284843It's the closest face of sorrow that smug Zack "King of Hearts" Jackson can muster.
YOU FUCKERS JUST HAD TO GO FOR FELICITY, DIDNT YOU?YOU DONT DESERVE KARA! SHE SHOULD HAVE EATEN ZACK FROM THE BEGINING!
>>43284923Hey, man, I was going for Sharky as hard as I could.
>>43284923I was one of the 12sGoodnight, sweet sharkgirl waifu.
>>43284923I was hoping more that Zack would help her get over her obvious issues rather than being a stereotypical bonehead and ruining everything for now.
>>43284923But she's not a shark when they're together. Pretty bland if you ask me.
[music fades in]
"...We all feeeeeeeeel... even when we don't want to..."
"We all neeeeeeeeed... someone else to hold on to..."[music crescendo]
"We're all just looking for our place... in this world..."
"I want you to hold me close..."
"...so I can be your girl..."
This shit reads like something from the CW.
"We're all just looking for our place...""Rough night, kid?""Yeah, you could say that."
"... our place in this world..."
[music fades]"Felicity!"Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>43285494
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43285494"Felicity! Fuck me RIGHT NOW!"
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>43285494
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43285494Just go in for the kiss
>>43285559Go to the corner.
>>43285579You can join >>43285559 as well.
>>43285559>>43285561>>43285579A B Y S M A LBYSMAL
>>43285559oh god why did RNGesus want my roll to be so low I'm sorry
>>43285639He's a Kara fan. Sorry, anon.
>>43285416It's the best Monsterhearts game I have ever read.
"Zack! What happened to you?""Huh? Oh, it's a long story. I tried to get here right after school, but, uh... am I still in time to watch you practice?""No..."
"We only have one song left."
time to break out the catnip!
"Baby, I've been waiting here for you..."
>>43285992No catnip, anon. We're a terrible person, and we shouldn't try to be in a relationship after a fuck up like that.
>>43286048SHE WANTS THE D!!!!
[music intensifies]"I've felt so lost, I don't know what to do... when you're holding me close I can feel your love, but we're farther apart than the stars up above, and youuuuuuuuuuu... you walk into my life and then you leave me cold again... you stoke the fire hot and then you put me out again..."
"... and youuuuuuuuuu..."
>>43286149Oh jeez, I'm wincing already.
>>43286149Tell her that she's terrible and the number needs more tap dancing.
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>43286149knock francophone away and deliver a kickass guitar solo to make it up to her
>>4328614910/10 rungrammy material
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>43286149Make sure to wear brown trousers tommrow
"Hey, mom.""Dinner's in the fridge. How was your first day at your new school?""Uh, it was good. I met a bunch of people. Broke a curse...""Sorry, what was that last part?""Uh, never mind."
>>43286622inb4 mom has a monster face
>>43286622IS HIS DADS THE CMF STUNTMAN?!?!?1
>>43286622mom's a fox!
"Hey, mom? Have you noticed that Sunnydale Heights isn't normal? I mean, the people-""Oh, sweetie, I know it's hard moving to a new state and not knowing anybody. But you'll get used to this place, and I have a great job here that is really going to help me get us back on our feet. Dan says I'm one of the most efficient cosmologists he's ever worked with. Just try to get through the rest of the school year for me, okay?""Okay. Thanks, mom."
>>43286641inb4 mom is actually kara nivoire in a wig
"Oh, and Zack?"
"Yeah?"Roll a d12 and link to this post, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>43286790
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>43286790
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>43286790Clench asshole.
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>43286790Come on, monster form!
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>43286790>>43286738pls don't be true
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>43286790mind-flayer mum
>>43286817>>43286824Please tell me these will do SOMETHING that won't end poorly for us.
"I almost forgot..."
"A couple of girls came over here earlier.""Girls?""They had a present for you. They said it wasn't from them, that it was from another classmate. You've gotten pretty popular for a kid from Frozen Springs!""What's the present?"
>>43286972QUIT STALLING AND GET TO THE HORRIBLE TENTACLE RAPE, LQ!
>>43287025nonono not the antediluvian puzzlebox
>>43287091Maybe if we successfully answer the question as to when it's from (before the biblical flood) then it won't hurt us
"I didn't open it! It's in your bedroom!"
Show her face dammit!
>>43287205Nah, It's one of those tropes like Cow and Chicken's parents
>>43287229>spins around into a skull
Calling it now.Mom is a Medusa, that's how Dad died, we're immune to it because parentage.
"Whoa - fancy wrapping!"
>>43287517i love how you displayed his messy room
"Wonder what's inside..."Roll a d12 and link to this post, please!
>>43287517>that guitar, ghetto blaster and dartboard WANT!!!!!!!!!!!
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>43287554
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43287554
Rolled 12 (1d12)>>43287554
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>43287554DEMO TAPE
>>43287561who's ching chong chonging on that door?the tentacle girl probably
>>43287571>>43287572>>43287590What is happening this thread?Why dice gods? Why?
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>43287554Have your thief check it for traps
How much have you spent on Legos, estimated?
>>43287604Evil lit teacher cursed this thread.
>>43287628If he's anything like me, more than any reasonable man should, but still not enough.
>>43287561Oh yeah LQ you dropped your trip a while ago but I forgot to tell you. So I'm telling you now.
>>43287706that wasn't LQ who posted that
>>43287706Not the Lego Quest guy, but I'm a bit happy that my shitty edit qualified for that reminder.
>>43287754>>43287759Oops, I just scrolled up to the first lego picture.Whatever, you forgot your trip as well.
>>43287678probably still less than what some people here shell out for miniatures.
"Dear Zack...""Dear Zack,"I'm so glad you came to Sunnydale Heights. I knew from the first time we met that we were destined to be together. If you feel the same way..."
"...come to the old meteorology station in the woods at ten o'clock.""Ten o'clock? But it's already nine-thirty!"
"And I still need to read that chapter on the black plague for Stiffman's class!"Roll a d12 and link to this post for whatever you do, please! To roll, put dice+1d12 in the Options field!
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>43288156Use your skateboard to hitch a ride by grabbing the bumper of a motor vehicle.We should make that meeting
>>43288088>>43288111IT'S FROM THE SKELETON GUY.ACKBAR SAYS IT'S A TRAP.
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>43288156We had enough girl problems for a while. Read that book.
Rolled 2 (1d12)>>43288156Take book with you and read while you travel to station.
Rolled 6 (1d12)>>43288172ThisIt worked in tony hawk's pro skater, it must work in real life
Rolled 9 (1d12)>>43288156Open the gift
Rolled 5 (1d12)>>43288156Who it be?
>>43288088Is it sharkgirl? Or sp00k lady?
>>43288245Spooky chick, definitely.
Rolled 10 (1d12)>>43288156It's gotta be Satan's sister.Is Lego Detective ever coming back or did I miss it?
>>43288156Wait, is that all that's in the box? Just the letter?
>>43288172>>43288206Take the book with you; you never know where there might be an opportunity to speed read.
"No time to read this... but maybe I can cram it in on the way over!"
"Good thing I brought this with me from Frozen Springs!"
"Honey? Is everything okay in there? If you don't say anything, I'll leave you alone!"
>>43288826that's one ghetto skateboard
>>43288875That's some Grade A hands-off parenting, Zack's mom.
>>43288875>He could have tripped on the shit in his room and injured himself badly, being unable to respond for some reason, likely unconsciousness>If you do not respond, I will not come in to check on youAs a paranoid father, this confuses me.
>>43289082>That's the joke.jpg
>>43289082LQ doesn't want us to see our mom's monstrous face. And she probably thinks we're fapping
>>43289082How often do you break into your child's room while he/she is masturbating?
"Finally! There's the woods up ahead. Time to ditch this hitch..."
"... and find out who my secret admirer is!"
>>43289643>the headless deliveryman2spooky
"Jeez, I should have brought a flashlight!"
"Hope I'm not late for my mystery date!"
>>43289772Thanks for running!You're the only quest I tolerate
>>43289742Is it the end of the world behind?
>>43289772Night, LQ. Here's hoping Sharky will forgive us someday.You bastard. I never wanted these feels...
>>43289772Thanks for the quest LQ. Time for easter eggs?
Two threads in one weekend! This game was outstandingly fun to put together, and even more fun to run! I hope all of you enjoyed yourselves, because I definitely did!
>>43289904WOW that's a ghetto ass skateboardEspecially since they MAKE lego skateboards
I got caught in a bind when someone said skateboard, because I don't have an official piece, so I had to throw this together. It might look rough, but it did the job!>>43280395I took the pool room apart this afternoon right before I started running today's game, so when somebody said to go back there, it took a little while to rebuild it. Luckily, it's pretty simple, so it didn't take too long, but I forgot to switch one of the posters out for a life preserver and didn't notice until the end of the scene.>>43281602This was a great twist. I love it when unexpected characters pop up! Kara is of course the CMF Swimming Champion. Her head works really well for this character, because it has the goggles on one side and the wide grin on the other, which I thought fit Kara perfectly.>>43283757I felt pretty bad when this happened.>>43284784This scene took longer than I had planned because I wanted to have musical note characters included in the post text, but 4chan kept disallowing them. Eventually I gave up and went with the subtitles.The songs were just made up on the spot, but I can hear how they go in my head. I think putting that montage together was the most fun I had today.
>>43290108>I felt pretty bad when this happened.I know. I feel pretty bad that it happened too...
>>43290108>I got caught in a bind when someone said skateboardThat was me, I totally mistook the skiis in the messy room scene for a skateboard somehow.Cool on you for rolling with it.
>>43290108Please tell me this is one of those things where teenagers overreact because hormones.pls. ; ;
As someone mentioned, Kara's angry face is President Business. I thought this >>43282597 looked pretty funny.>>43286622Zack's mom's apartment is Delores's apartment from Detective Story, only with a different front door. Obviously I changed around Zack's room.Observant players probably noticed that I kept goofing up his name in this game. I think I've called him Jack, Zach, and Mr. Johnson.>>43285380These drums were a lot of fun to put together. I'm really happy with how they turned out.>>43290370>That was me, I totally mistook the skiis in the messy room scene for a skateboard somehow.Ha ha! Well, maybe he'll get a new one for Christmas!
>>43279304>i love how your architecture is looking way better lqI put the school facade together this morning for that fight scene, so I'm glad it got a little use. I've started to figure out the bare essentials of building construction, so the street scenes these days have things like concrete foundations and raised entrances.>>43287628>How much have you spent on Legos, estimated?A lot. I've probably spent more than $500 on stuff for this game.
And since this thread is almost off the board, I should put in my usual plug:If you like this and want to read more, most previous episodes of Lego Quest are archived on suptg with all the pictures:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lego%20QuestThe official Lego Quest wiki will soon have pages on all the inhabitants of Sunnydale Heights High School, but it already has a bunch of other stuff:http://legoquest.wikia.com/wiki/Lego_Quest_WikiAnd if you follow me on Twitter, you'll get a tweet when a new episode starts or resumes:@EndmanOfFuturonI really want to wrap this story up on Halloween weekend, so cross your fingers and stay tuned!Goodnight, Legonauts!
>>43289904You wouldn't believe how much fun I had in this episode. Despite the tail-chasing the thread seemed intent on, I couldn't stop laughing at the things that kept happening, it was great!
Good work Lego Quest, quality as always.
>>43280494Oh, and one more Easter egg for completion's sake: this line is obviously a famous quote from Jaws.
>>43291056Will you be continuing this story soon?
>>43291197He makes it every weekend, so next week, I guess.
>>43291491But it likely won't be a continuation.
>>43291570He did say that he wants to continue and conclude this specific story on Halloween weekend. >>43290857
>>43292850Oh, I missed it, that's great. I always wish we got a bit more every weekend.
>>43281118>>43282057>Zack is motherfucking Sexual Tyrannosaurus>mom can't gaze upon his face least this becomes literal
>>43293049He's probably an Incubus tbh
>>43282513>Kara was a shark for almost a year.>Nobody bothered to try and break the curse. Being Kara is suffering.