Become The Vampire Quest 3Sammy still hasn't woken up, and it's been about five minutes or so. In theory she should be fine to wake up by now, but you needed the time to gather your thoughts and decide what to do next. Vanessa, or what's left of her, is slowly scattering to the wind bit by bit, so that seems like it'll take care of itself. That doesn't help your current problem though.You have a few obvious options open to you. You could just run for it, leave the school altogether. But then you're no longer a student, and in this town that's a death sentence. You could flee the scene pretty easily though. You're on a roof with fences meant to keep normal humans confined and allow the... special students freedom to get around them. Well, you're no monster yet but the fences barely seem like an obstacle. But running doesn't cover up your murder.You could try to frame Sammy for the deed, set her up to take the fall and leave her to be discovered. You hardly know her, and before this is over you get the feeling you'll have to get used to betraying people. It's a vampire thing, after all, like how baseball players play baseball. But then you're alone again.You look at Sammy for a moment. You could try to wake her up and see what she has to say about the situation. She might have a solution for you, if you can get her on your side. You'll just have to try to remember your werewolf etiquette. Plus she might know where to run to, or be able to provide you with an alibi. But if you screw up, you might have to fight her, or worse
Thread twitter (shared with Become The Dragon Quest):@BecomeQMPrevious adventures at http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.comThe rules:Best of three rolls, critical threat on a 20, confirmed if another roll after mod is 20 or higher. Your modifier is the Stat being rolled+ a relevant Skill. You can decide which skill to apply if I don't provide one or you have a better idea. If no one applies one, no skill will be added on. If you don't have a logical reason to apply a skill, don't do it.Critical fails are at least two 1s on a roll. May expand this later to increase shenanigans.Success is on a sliding scale and is situational; there is no set DC to target. Some things are easier than others. Use your head.>Fuck it, skip town>Run somewhere, anywhere safe>Pin the deed on Sammy>Wake Sammy up and try to recall your werewolf lore. She's a werewolf, right?>Other (write-in)
>>43330343>Wake Sammy up and try to recall your werewolf lore. She's a werewolf, right?this is going to be funny when it turns out she's not a werewolf.
>>43330343>Wake Sammy up and try to recall your werewolf lore. She's a werewolf, right?>Putting up the new thread before the old one is autosaging on a late pageRisky, mods might delete the old one and brick the archive.
>>43330343>>Other (write-in)Run over the fences,carrying sammy, where we can't be seen, then wake Sammy.
>>43330343>>Wake Sammy up and try to recall your werewolf lore. She's a werewolf, right? Before you ask no I'm no a hunter, that was dad's job before Mom ripped his throat out. If I was you'd not be waking up. Now Real talk.
>>43330343>Write-inCarry Sammy to the infirmary, must've been a sudden bout it of anemia.
>>43330371We'd need to parkour with a girl who's a lot bigger than us in our arms. Not happening.
>>43330368I believe in our fair and generous mods. Surely they wouldn't do such a thing, they would realize that my intent isn't to spam the board. Right?
>>43330343did the vamp we just kill leave a bit of mess? if so, we should dispose of that.
Sleuth roll plus Monster Lore, +2Stats for referenceStrength 0Speed 2Smarts 0Sleuth 1Sneak 2Schmooze 1Skills:Acrobatics 2Climb 1Conceal 2Crossbow 1Dagger 1Dodge 1Endurance 1Hunt 1Monster Lore 1Perception 1Vampire Lore 2
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>43330463Inb4 not A werewolf
>>43330425The wind is carrying her away a little at a time. There won't be much left soon, it'll resolve itself soon.
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>43330463
>>43330343Try to wake up her. If this isn't working, then carry Samy to the nurse office. She may go rouge after sudden loss of blood pact.>>43330425The wind is scattering ashes around, no extra need.
>>43330343>Wait around for Sammy to wake up. Be armed, but no visibly.
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>43330463
>>43330471>>43330493>>43330541That's about as well as I expected this to start.
Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>43330463
You gently nudge Sammy and try to remember what you can about werewolves from your dad's notes. Unfortunately you're drawing a bit of a blank. Werewolves are like dogs though, right? How do dogs go about establishing dominance... you need her to respect you. Then you remember that terrible movie your dad rented for you once, Snow Dogs or something. A bite on the ear made that one dog respect the main character, right? You don't really have any better ideas.Sammy stirs a little bit, whimpering softly and bringing a hand to her head. You position yourself beside her and give her shoulder a light shake. When her eyes flutter open she turns to you, taking a moment to come back to her senses all the way."What happened...?"She gasps and stares at you. Your window of opportunity presents itself."First things first."You lean in and bite her ear firmly, but not hard enough to break the skin. You hear a yelp, and as you pull back Sammy slaps you so hard you feel like your head is about to come off. She's blushing brightly, panting and staring at you."You... You pervert!"You rub your cheek. Yep, that's going to be a bruise."Isn't that how werewolves figure out who the top dog is or something?"Sammy shakes her head."No! That's... What you did is completely different!"She slaps you again, aiming for the other cheek. Ow. This whole "getting her on your side" thing is starting off poorly.>Focus her on the task at hand>Change of plan, let her take the fall>Try to get her to tell you how werewolf etiquette works>Other (write-in)
>>43330694>>Focus her on the task at hand
>>43330694>Sorry. I'm still new to the whole 'Friends with Monsters' thing. As...evidenced by Vanessa. Social shit was never my strong suit.
>>43330694let her take the fall
>>43330694>make innocent eyes and ask about werewolf etiquette.
>>43330694>>43330730Supporting this.Also, ask if she made the cookies.
Schmooze roll. +1What could possibly go wrong?
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43330819
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43330819
Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43330819>What could possibly go wrong?Overprotective werewolf dad.
You take a moment to breathe and let her do the same."It's my first day socializing with monsters, alright? I'm still learning. I'm sorry if I offended you."Sammy looks like she had been about to deck you, but she stops herself."...apology accepted."She bops your nose lightly anyway."So you're a hunter... Why didn't you kill me when you had the chance?"You adjust your glasses a bit to straighten them out."My dad was a hunter. I'm not. I just know how to protect myself against people like her."You look over at the dust and Sammy follows your gaze."Free... I'm free..."Her eyes tear up, and she starts to cry quietly, smiling."It's over..."You nod a little."Yep. Well, kinda. Now we need to get out of here without getting caught."Sammy nods slightly and rubs at her eyes."Yeah, sorry... No one knows that you... know about monsters, right?"She points to the door."It jammed. You dragged me inside to talk without Vanessa and the door got stuck. You didn't bother thinking anything of it and I didn't hear her order me to help her open it again."That... actually strikes you as a pretty decent idea. Huh. Good dog, best friend.>Sounds good to me, let's move. Where to?>Sounds good to me, let's go to (write-in)>I have a better idea...>Other (write-in)
>>43331018>Sounds good to me. So, about her friends...anyone we need to worry about?
>Sounds good to me. So, about her friends...anyone we need to worry about?
>>43331018Oh, and her suggestion of where to go.
>>43331018fuck her in the ass
>>43331018>>Sounds good to me, let's move. Where to?
"Sounds like you've got things figured out. Let's get moving, wherever you think is safe."Sammy nods and gets to her feet."We should take you to the nurse... It's the only really safe place for humans. The nurse is really nice."You nod slightly as you stand and stretch."I know, I met her earlier. By the by, her friends... Anyone I need to watch out for?"Sammy laughs nervously."All of them? Yeah. All of them. They're part of the Untouchables, the vampires who practically rule the school. Vanessa was on her way to joining them. They might not take this well."You sigh softly. Wonderful, you've poked the hornet's nest already. Sammy pokes your cheek gently."Come on, let's get you some ice... Sorry about that, by the way. I kinda overreact about that kinda thing."You shrug a bit. It's nothing compared to her cookies. Speaking of which..."Did you bake any cookies lately?"Sammy nods a little."Yeah, why?"You pull the empty pouch from your pocket."Vanessa might have been trying to set us up."Sammy looks at the pouch for a few seconds."...you ate them all...?"You nod, and Sammy snatches the pouch, power walking past you to the door. You can't quite make out her expression as she passes by, but you follow behind her anyway.>Follow in silence>Try to ask about the cookies>Try to ask about the Untouchables>Try another topic>Other (write-in)
>>43331318Patience, Anon. Patience.
This place in less than a week>>43331535>They were an acquired taste, admittedly, but I liked them anyways. Towards the end.
>>43331535>Try to ask about the UntouchablesAlso what >>43331563 said
>>43331535>No chance you know what they're weak to? I've got pretty much everything covered except for monster weaknesses back at my dorm, and you can handle that yourself, but it might be a bit tricky sneaking around with all that on me everywhere.
>>43331535>Try to ask about the Untouchables
>>43331535follow in silence
>>43331535>Try to ask about the cookies
>>43331563SecondingWait a goddamn second....were.... were those fucking dog treats?
>>43331656If she says yes, just start laughing. Then nice and quietly, "Man, what a bitch."
>>43331551but there is a chance we can get into that booty pipe
>>43331656That might be the stupidest thing I've read all month.
>>43331535>Try to ask about the cookies>Try to ask about the Untouchables
>>43331535>With how my day's going, they were dog treats, weren't they?>...still not the worst cookies I'd ever had. There's this place in Iowa, I swear they sell pieces of coal and call it cookies. And people actually buy that. Iowa people are crazy.
As you follow along behind her you move closer to her side and catch a glimpse of her face. She looks utterly mortified over you eating the cookies. Maybe a change of topic first."So what are their weaknesses? Anything you can tell me so I don't get myself into a world of trouble?"Sammy calms a bit and glances around a bit before leaning in."Vampires come in types. The Untouchables are one of each. They keep that stuff really private, they don't even tell each other what they are, they just sort of... know. With Vanessa gone, there's going to be a new one rising to replace her. It'll be bloody..."You nod a little."Alright then... should I be on the lookout for anything special?"Sammy shrugs."Maybe... Vanessa was... setting us up, right? They might have fun messing with us."You pause for a moment."...so about those cookies."Sammy hangs her head."They were awful, I know! Vanessa said she was going to throw them out for me... I suck at cooking, alright? Happy? I'm just a... a stupid, muscle head bitch..."That part sounds rehearsed. Or at least like something someone said to her a lot.>They weren't that bad>They were bad but I liked them>You're not, you're free to be whoever you want now.>Other (write-in)
>>43332054>They were bad but I liked them>Other (write-in) The first step towards being good at something is being bad at it.
>>43332054>Well, they were certainly an acquired taste. If it helps, me and my dad never baked much either, so I'm probably worse than you.
>>43332054>They were...different...not too bad after eating half of them
>>43332054>Hey, being terrible at something is the first step towards being sorta okay at something. Besides, you think I'm any smarter? That back there was me trying to be subtle, and I'm surprised she didn't start laughing.
>>43332054>They weren't that bad>Hey, being bad at something is the first step towards being sorta okay at something.>You're not, you're free to be whoever you want now.
>>43332054>they weren't that bad
Schmooze roll, +1
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43332220
Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43332220>making us roll>oh shit
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43332220
>>43332247>>43332258The luck is back!
>>43332339Dont jinx it
>>43332273Shh, you're going to scare it away.
Just to confirm, are you trying to reassure her, flirt or make friends? What's the intent here?
>>43332418Yes.We wanna get closer to her. In the 'I'm recently an orphan and you're my first real friend ever' kinda way. Romance might or might not happen, keep the door open.
>>43332418we're trying to fuck her booty hole right?so all yess
>>43332418It's not a no
>>43332418FLIRTOPERATION: fuck her in the assGO!
>>43332418Primarily 1 and 3 but all three of work
>>43332450>>43332461If we ever do waif sam, I suggest we only sex in the anal position so we don't have to deal with pups.
>>43332644Condoms exist and you'll want to use one for either.
>>43332644That reminds me, does she have like 6 nipples and like the 2 highest ones are formed like human breasts? or am i looking at monstrosity here
>>43332682Pretty sure she's only got two when not shifted, likely only two when shifted as well.
>>43332644*insert obvious doggy style joke here*
I missed whether or not we are in the correct course to start taking A Study Of Diabolic Rituals and Practices some day.
>>43332729Then the obvious question, is shifting in bed permitted Y/N?
>>43332418>>43332427yes, lets see whatever might work out.
>>43332831Depends on how monstrous she is. If it become full on beastiality, no.
>>43332812Studying Latin so maybe?
>>43332863That's for magic
>>43332812>>43332863I`m just thinking that our plan is not only to become a vampire, but to resurrect our parents, we could use some more exotic knowledge. also, we should join in the occult club.
So where's the second thread?I can only find the first in the archive.
>>43333138Lost to the anals of time, because some asshole didn't archive it.
You gently grab her shoulder."I won't lie and say they're the best things I've ever eaten, but you're beating yourself up too much."Sammy looks at you, puzzled."Huh? What do you mean? You just said..."You slow to a stop and make her do the same."You're not as good as you want to be at cooking, but it's not the end of the world. Were you always good at track?"Sammy looks down."I... I guess...? I mean, I've been doing it for a while..."You nod a little."And Vanessa was good at other things. You both started bad though."Sammy chuckles quietly."That's hard to imagine... Vanessa was always good at everything..."You turn her face back towards yours, and Sammy looks a little flustered."So this is where you're starting with cooking. If you practice, you'll get better. You're not stupid, you just need to work at it."Sammy blushes a little bit, and you gently remove your hand from her cheek."If your cooking gets better then maybe next time you'll feel confident delivering me cookies yourself."Sammy turns red and you walk past her towards the nurse's office before she can protest. She follows behind you, and when you glance over your shoulder there's a little smile on her face. The rest of the trip is pretty uneventful, and you let Sammy have her space. When you knock on the door to the office there's no answer, and you brace yourself as you open the door. Angie is at her desk, passed out on top of some documents. Sammy peers in, though she looks nervous about entering.>We'll catch up later, Sammy>Come on in, let's talk a bit>Try to wake Angie>Other (write-in)
>>43333176>Come on in, we'll talk a little bit.>Try to wake up Angie.>Sell the 'ignorant of what's going on' by trying to get Vanessa written up for bullying.
>>43333176>>Come on in, let's talk a bit
>>43333176>>Come on in, let's talk a bit>Try to wake Angie
>>43333176> We'll catch up later, Sammy> Try to wake Angie.
>>43333176>Come on in, let's talk a bit>Try to wake Angie
>>43333176>Try to wake Angie>Come on in, let's talk a bit
>>43333176>>Try to wake Angie
>>43333176come in, try to wake Angie
>>43333176Say goodbye to Sammy, then peek at the documents Angie is sleeping on top of, without waking her up.
>>43333382i guess these documents are quite boring, otherwise Angie wouldn`t have fallen asleep XD
>>43333176Squeeze sammys ass
Ah so you fuck nuggits arn't dead yet.
>>43333600Hold on, you dirty pervert. I know, blue balls are the issue, but for the Gods sake, don't try to fuck wolfwaifu into ass right now. Don't push it. We will get smut later.
Has this thread been archived yet? It should probably be archived if not.
>>43334401The first two have, but this one hasn't been.
>>43333176>We'll catch up later, SammyThe waifu is strong in this thread.
>>43334506>waifuNah, werewolves are for anal, not love.
>>43334535I'm for wolfuing.
You smile a little."Come on, Sammy. Nothing to be afraid of, and I still need to talk to you."Sammy peers into the room from around the door frame."I can't... The nurse is nice but only when she's wide awake... Otherwise she's like a zombie... I don't want to get eaten."Angie groans from the desk."Can you keep it down to a dull roar? I can hear your yapping all the way over here..."Sammy moves out of sight, and Angie sits up, looking half asleep. She glares at you briefly before her expression softens."Has it been a week already? Did you bring me those chocolate coffee beans?"You shake your head."Actually, I-"She leaps from her chair and starts inspecting your face."Quiet, you're making the inflammation worse. Just leave this to me."She pulls out a scalpel and smiles."Trust me. I'm a professional."Sammy pokes her head back in, takes one look at the scalpel, and steps in hesitantly."Do you really need that for his bruises...?"Angie looks at the scalpel for a moment."I thought I grabbed ice. I must be really tired..."She turns and walks off, and Sammy hides behind you. You head for a bed and sit down, Sammy continuing to keep you between her and Angie, sitting right behind you. Angie walks over with two ice packs and presses them to your cheeks."So, lover's quarrel? Or fighting?">I dusted someone>Lover's quarrel>I got beat up>Other (write-in)
>>43334535Both is possible. Regardless having someone strong watching our back is always a good thing.
Sorry for the delay, the shipment finally came and I had to check it all in so the guy could leave.
>>43334589>Lover's QuarrelI don't know if we can trust this nurse just yet tbh
>>43334589>Lover's quarrel>I got beat upMaybe a bit of both, she hasn't told me which it is yet.
>>43334589>Lover's quarrelNever trust a nurse.
>>43334589A mistake in etiquette, totally my fault.
>>43334589> I headbutted a door.> The stairwell to the roof was locked up and I didn't notice when I walked into it.
>>43334589>>Lover's quarrel>>I got beat upWith a smirk to Sammy after saying he got beat up
>>43334589>''Both?!! Haha, it's a long story...''Or >>43334688
>>43334589>I got into an argument with some goth chick. Ended up slipping down some stairs.
>>43334589>humbly flexes> i was wrestling some crocodiles and one sucker punched me, it wasnt until i lifted a 1k pound boulder till they got the message
>>43334589>I fell down some stairs.Rule #1: don't tell anyone about our wolfwaifu
>>43334589I just have a Quick question, how cold are we, I mean if we are ready to become a vampire we must be pretty low on morals, could we kill a human in cold blood if it would benefit us ? I mean we do come from a pretty fucked up background
>>43334608>Lover's quarrelShe loved hitting our face, there was a quarrel over her reason for doing so
>>43334589>Lover's quarrel (Joke)>Just got slapped hard by someone over a misunderstanding.
>>43334589"Yes, being a regular cassanova I got into a lovers quarrel pretty much instantly."
>>43334774I love this one
>>43334774This is pretty good. Maybe sprinkle in "You people have some pretty weird customs, you know that?"
>>43334756They way I see it we are the kind of person who tries to fight for a goal witch is basically good, but to archive it we have to travel down along a very dark road, and in the end our original goal might be warped or forgotten intirely because of what the journey had made us into
>>43334756Don't think so. Vampires are monstrous abominations, which are only good for purging. Humans are not.
>>43334851We are willing to become one even knowing this tho, if you are knowingly and willingly turning yourself into something evil, aren't you already evil ?
I think our first order of business was making sure Mom's BS was legit and not trying to Geass us. then if it's right we start researching vampirisim to get a strain with non-shitty side effects, or the easiest to mitigate.
>>43334910Smartest thing I have read all day, more dissecting Vampires and less flirting with wear wolf girl or zombie nurse
>>43334998More research into vampirism that dissecting. Since vamps going poof would get noticed, us being a book nerd wouldn't be. Also any dissections on campus we do should have the nurse involved if possible, and Sammy could prolly help us catch em. Still research first, good foundations and all.
>>43334878We have good intentions. We sacrifice ourselves. Oliver is good kid, not some cynical murderhobo. For now.
>>43335080The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.Hopefully, if we're very clever and lucky, we can get our powers on OUR terms and get strong enough to do the same when resurrecting mother and father.
>>43335142Create a ritual, sacrifice the circle of nine Vampire girls.Get fragments of all their powers. Become the Megaman-Vampire.
>>43335142>>43335168Research first guys, we don't even know if Mom was telling the truth. Since vampirism increases bitchiness she could just have been fucking with us.
Actually, I was thinking we research Vlad the Impaler, see what sort of shit he did to get his power. Then do something similar.
>>43335222Point.Still, if it is true, jacking the power form the nice would be for the best.
>>43335287He tortured dozens/hundreds to death via impalement.I'm pretty sure we'll be hunted down before we hit a single dozen.
>>43330333Oi BecomeTheQM, the setting seems awesome and all but are locked on vamp patch or could we go Mage or maby warlock with demonic pacts and shit ?
>>43335317But what about that made him a vampire? Did he just drink blood and go Eastern-European Wendigo? Do we have to collect the blood of virgins and put it through a satanic ritual?
>>43335222Research is good, but where we will find source? Books and myths are no good - might be a lie. So we need alive vampire to ask. But hell, it would be fun if we become vampire and find out that resurrection is a lie. Eternal butthurt of the undead.
>>43335318Fuck being a vampire, let's become lich instead and make our phylactery Sammy's hymen
Shall we make this fun? Schmooze roll, +1
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43335387why
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43335387
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43335387rollan>>43335376We check the rare and esoteric books, obviously.
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43335387
>>43335407Don't trust the books. They lie.
>>43335380I read the first half of that sentence and was like yeah totally, then I finished the sentence and was thinking, for fuck sake tg...
>>43335476No we just need to look at multiple instances of the recorded events and images to get a an idea.
>>43335380Why would you want someone to stick his dick through our soul?
>>43335599J-J-J-JAM IT IN
>>43335599To be able to feel what no man has ever felt before, sex and masturbation at the same time.And you'll know when she's up to no good if you know what I'm sayin'>implying we arent going to bloodoath her
>>43335599If we can survive our very soul being raped, what can we not survive?
You smile a little bit while Angie tends to your bruised cheeks."Yep, first day here and I already have a lover to quarrel with. Clearly I'm the next Cassanova. Ladies everywhere, beware."Angie looks at Sammy and smirks playfully at her before turning to you."Should I be jealous then? You take my favorite cards and I help you out and you're already seeing other women? For shame, Oliver~"She laughs softly and removes the ice."The swelling should subside, so you'll be fine, but I'll kiss it all better for you."She gives you a peck on each cheek, and you feel your skin tingle, the soreness fading. Angie inspects you briefly and nods."Alright, all clear. Anything else you need? Hall pass? Privacy?~"You feel Sammy shift nervously behind you, while Angie gives you an expectant look.>Privacy>Just a hall pass is fine>Other (write-in)
>>43335830>A bit of privacy. But I promise, next time I'll show up with the cocoa beans.
>>43335664No we won't. She desires freedom. So we just stick close, help her grow some teeth do self-defense and voila - we get devoted friend.
>>43335868Use our lore knowledge to name some fancy type of cocoa bean like the ones that get shat out by koalas or some other furry animal
>>43335830>Just a hall pass is fine
>>43335664>Implying we're going to fuck her vagina.Wolves are for anal.
>>43335830>PrivacyGotta pump werewaifu for info on what the fuck else is creeping around here. What's the headmaster? Who could we buddy up with? What's up with not using the pool at night?Gotta know how spooky before we determine what's 2spooky
>>43335934Or we could not risk looking like an idiot for a negligible possible benefit.
>>43335664>Almost forgot, do you want Dark Chocolate or Milk?
>>43335952Either you go hard or you go home, pussy.>>43335966I can live with that.
>>43336005Smart man, wouldn't want to piss off Kim the ghastly inspector forced to roam the halls for all eternity.
HALP! SPERGS ITT!
>>43335830>>Just a hall pass is fineDon't rush guys, give it time.
"Some privacy, I need to talk to Sammy for a bit. And a hall pass for when we're done."Angie nods and smiles, grabbing a nearby curtain and setting it up around the bed."Play nice, no hickies and if you see blood or bone let me know. I'll be at my desk. Working."You hear her walk off and Sammy finally relaxes, whacking you with the pillow a few times. Not hard or anything, just venting her frustration and embarrassment."Lover's quarrel, huh?"You smile at her."I thought it was amusing."She chucks the pillow at your face."Not funny."You grab the pillow and shrug a little bit. Sammy gets comfortable, sitting with her back to the wall."So what did you want to talk about? Anything else? Or are we just waiting here because it's safe?">Ask about something>Nah, you're right, let's go somewhere else>Other (write-in)
>>43336241>>Ask about somethingMajor players at school, spooky sites, if there's any special procedures for night or full moons, If the classes I signed up for will set up any flags or give me trouble.
>>43336241>Ask about her
>>43336241>Ask about somethingHow varied the spooks? What are you going to do now that you're off the leash? Any idea who my roommate might be?
>>43336241>So, what's the long and short of supernatural shit happening here, as far as you know? Tell me the part about this place I don't already know about.
So, if our mom was a vampire, did she birth us before she went vamp, or after?
>>43336314Well considering vampires seem to have normal digestive and other biological functions, its possible that she could have conceived us while being a vampire, since these seem to be more a curse than true undead.
>>43335830Hallpass, we gotta let the ladies think of us on their own boys. let them fantasize about good ol' vitamin O
>>43336383haha oh never mind i guess it updated wrongly for me.>>43336241>Why does he wear the mask?
>>43336241> other, my dad was a hunter, I'm not, and he did die horribly befor I could learn much of anything, if i am to attend this school I need to know stuff, and since you owe me one, I thought this would be the perfect time.Need to know more about the setting
>>43336516Don't spill the beans, mang!>Ask Sammy how she got tied up with Vanessa and if there's others that're equally nefarious.
Sleuth roll plus Monster Lore, +2
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>43336602
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>43336602
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>43336602
>>43336614>>43336621>>43336623 big rolls!
>>43336654big rolls: the quest
You decide to start with asking about the supernatural aspects of the school, amd Sammy fills you in on the basics. There are seven vampire “families” in the area, and this school is part of a kind of “neutral territory” for them where their progeny can grow up, get to know one another and plan elaborate means of ending each other's lives. There are also three werewolf clans in the region, and they follow much the same pattern as the vampires, though instead of competing, the werewolf families send their young here to see how they measure up to one another so that they can establish rank and dominance so that the clans can see how they'll be faring in the future. Mainly they're good sports about the whole thing.As for other spooky things, Sammy tells you that the outdoor pool is a hangout for vampires at night, and they use their late-night pool parties to gather victims to feed from. Underage drinking, a hot girl asks you if you want to be alone for a bit, chomp. There's a swimming pool on the third floor that's tricky to get to, and often people bumble their way there without realizing they passed by it. Strange fish people show up there sometimes, but Sammy doesn't know the details since she's never seen it herself.The locker rooms are all mildly haunted. Mostly the ghosts are helpful, but some of the lockers come with a poltergeist that can make your life miserable. She tells you to avoid any lockers ending in “4”, “13” and “88”, since those tend to be the bad ones. She also warns you not to accept any gifts of food or drink from anyone unless you can confirm if they're fae or not, since you'll turn into their slave if you accept. Most of the fae have red hair and freckles since they're mainly from Ireland and Scotland, but you're pretty sure she's generalizing a lot there.
When you ask about demons and golems, Sammy tells you she doesn't know much about either topic, except that there are rumors that most of the teachers for things like religion, Latin and the like are all demons of some sort, and that the staff and some of the more intelligent students are golems of various types. The mention of electronic golems strikes you as interesting, and when you explain your room situation she tells you that your roommate might be a golem made from circuits and magic. You're pretty sure your magic robot roommate is cool in theory, but doubtlessly boring in actuality.Your questions about Sammy herself make her a little bit evasive, particularly when you mention the full moon. She doesn't know what she plans to do now that she's free, since she expected to be stuck with Vanessa for a few more years at least. She won't go into why she made her pact, but she does let you know that she's grateful and willing to help you out around school in return for saving her.For the most part her summary of various monsters and their weaknesses and powers checks out compared to your notes, but there are a few things you didn't know. Different types of vampires have different weaknesses based on a sin. Vampires of pride, for instance, have different weaknesses than a vampire of sloth. She's fuzzy on the details, but vampire families keep their ruling sin a secret to prevent exploitation. There are seven families, but only six sins represented, and no one is entirely sure which one is missing and which one is doubled up.>Press for details on something>That's all for now, thanks>Other (write-in)
>>43337118>That's all for now, thanks
>>43337118>Press for details on somethingTrack team
>>43337118>That's all for now, thanksShould be relatively safe to reenter the school
>>43337102>“88”Is there a certain Austrian Dictator haunting that locker?
>>43337118> That's all for now, thanks
>>43337189>implying he isn't the art teacherJust think of how much street cred he got in hell for racking up that highscore
>>43337118Thats all for now
>>43337118>That's all for now, thanks7 sins huh? I'm guessing Envy is the one left unused.
>>43337165On a more positive note, what does it take to join the track team?Might be smart to become buddy-buddy with a clan of werewolves.
>>43337118>Press for details on something>Track team
We should try and join the track team, get some protection/allies from a clan of werewolves.
>>43337118>>Press for details on somethingWOLF CLAN + TRACK TEAM
“I guess the only thing left is the track team. Are they all werewolves or what? I mean, you said you were looking for another member, I'd like to know what I'm getting into.”Sammy looks away a bit.“I'm actually the only werewolf on the track team right now. Everyone else is human, demon or vampire. Most of the other werewolves prefer football, wrestling or something else like that. Boxing, that kind of thing. I... I'm more of a runner. Kind of a runt... I know I don't look it, but... It's complicated, let's leave it at that. The point is that it's kind of a mixed bag.”She smiles at you.“I'm glad you still wanna join though.”You pause for a moment to consider your next words.“I kinda presumed that it would be mostly werewolves. I need to stay safe from the vampires for now. How do I get in good with the werewolves? I'm not saying I won't still join track, just that now I need to add something to my to-do list.”Sammy shrugs slightly.“I mean, I could tell my clan that you're the one who freed me from a vampire. That might help boost your standing a little. Did you have something else in mind?”>I want the werewolves to see me as part of the clan>I just want to make some friends so that if things get rough I know who to call>I want them to be impressed with me, but I don't need to get buddy-buddy with them>What would you recommend?>Other (write-in)
>>43337571>I just want to make some friends so that if things get rough I know who to call>What would you recommend?
>>43337571>I just want to make some friends so that if things get rough I know who to call
>>43337571>I mean, I'd like to know there's some group that has my back, even if my...particular skills got out. A werewolf clan seems like it'd be the most willing to trust me. Especially since I know more about vampires anyways.
>>43337571>What would you recommend?>I just want to make some friends so that if things get rough I know who to call
>>43337601She probably doesn't have any friends herself since she came to a random newbie human with her problems rather than fellow werewolves.Remind her that you're always willing to help her but that they're both in a precarious situation. The new kid and the runt.
>>43337724hope it doesn't make things awkward when she finds out we want to become a vampire to get our necromancy on.
>>43337908Well, growing up can be awkward
“I just don't want to be caught in a bind with no one to fall back on. I've got my particular skill set, I'm sure it could come in handy for them. I don't need to be part of the clan or anything, I just need to make some friends I can count on.”Sammy nods a little, mulling things over while you continue.“If you've got any ideas on how to go about it, I'm all ears. You're the insider here.”Sammy nods slowly.“Well, my doubles volleyball partner is, uh... dust. And there's no track meet tonight. I live off campus with my brother, and he's visiting the clan tonight. You could come over after school and we could see my dad. He'll be able to help you out more. If he finds out about what you did, I'm pretty sure you'll have plenty of friends before the night is out.”She grins.“Plus it means I get to surprise my dad. I haven't seen him in a while thanks to Vanessa... Most of my summer was spent doing her homework for her... I'm only in the basic classes because I never managed to do my own homework, but I could test my way up to advanced, I just know it. He'll be so happy...”Sammy pauses and blushes a bit.“Heh... Sorry, got carried away. Anyway... I guess I'll give you my address and my phone number? Lunch is gonna be over soon, I've gotta go to the rest of my classes.”>Definitely carried away. Count me out.>Sounds like a party. Should I dress up for it?>I'll think it over. I'll let you know before classes end, alright?>Other (write-in)
>>43337969>Sounds like a party. Should I dress up for it?
>>43337969>Sounds like a party. Should I dress up for it?Ask what class she has next
>>43337969>Sounds like a party. Should I bring a dead deer as tribute, or is this gonna be a casual thing? (joking)
>>43337969WEREWOLF PARTY, LETS GO!
>>43337969>Sounds like a party. Should I dress up for it?"Sir, I bit your daughter's ear, but it was just a little misunderstanding"
You smirk a bit and pull out your phone.“Sounds like a party. Am I gonna need to dress up for this or is it fine if I go casual?”Sammy shakes her head.“Casual is fine. Try to wear something you don't mind getting roughed up, things tend to get a little wild when we celebrate, and I have a feeling we'll be celebrating tonight.”You nod a little bit and pass her your phone, and she enters in her contact information before sending herself a text message and passing you back your phone while she sets things up for herself.-You now have Sammy's phone number.-Sammy sits there scrolling through her ringtones for a moment, setting up a custom one for you. A quick glance at her contact list reveals it to be pretty bare. A few family numbers, yours, Vanessa's, and one or two others. Admittedly you don't really have anyone in your address book you could call without having to remind the person who you are, but you feel a little sympathy for her.“So I'll call you after school then? Make sure everything is all set?”Sammy nods a bit and pockets her phone.“Sure thing.”She hops off the bed and pulls the curtain aside. Angie is asleep at her desk once again, snoring quietly. Sammy starts to tiptoe towards the door, and you take out your phone, texting her about her next classes. Her phone buzzes quietly and she pulls it out as she sneaks towards the door, texting you back that she has outdoor PE, then literature, then a free period and maths class to finish up the day. She slips out the door and you hear her run down the hall. Angie perks up a bit and smiles at you.“Coffee please...~”>One cup or two?>I'm cutting you off>Sorry, gotta run.>Other (write-in)
>>43338339>One cup or two?>Establish reputation as polite, well-mannered young boy.
>>43338339>One cup or two?She's been nothing but helpful, least we could do especially since we don't have classes to go to yet
>>43338339>>One cup or two?
>>43338339>One cup or two?
>>43338389Spot on, if there's a chance she's a nefarious being it might just warm up to us.
First time I've followed a Quest, enjoying it.Thanks QM.
>>43338339>two cups or one
>>43338508Same here.>>43338339>One cup or two?
You walk over to Angie and grab her mug.“One cup or two?”Angie smiles cheerfully, sprawling out on her desk a bit.“Three... The coffee pot is in the corner...”She gestures to the only counter space not covered in strange medical implements and jars of... things. A small coffee pot sits there, dripping into a fairly large container, which in turn connects to a funnel that feeds a glass jug with a spigot and some sort of heating apparatus attached to the bottom. You load up her mug with some hot coffee from the jug and carry it over to her. She regards it for a moment, bringing it to her lips and taking a small sip.“Mmm... This stuff makes me feel human again... All these late hours are killer, you know? It's almost like half the students never sleep...”She laughs softly and takes another sip, leaning back in her chair.“So, a productive morning then? You're in one piece at least. I'm glad you didn't get torn apart, Oliver. But you have to be more careful. Staking a fellow student will get you in all kinds of trouble.”She takes a longer draw from her coffee, regarding you for a few seconds. You could try to lie to her, but you doubt that would work. The real question is how she knows you did it, and how many other people have connected you to the incident. She smiles warmly at you.“Oh, don't look so worried or you'll give both of us frown lines. Pour yourself a mug and let's have ourselves a little chat of our own. Unless of course you want to head back to your down room and prepare for your hot date tonight with Augustus Wolfe's only daughter?”>Let's chat, I have some questions>Maybe I should get going so I can put my will together>Sure, but I'll skip the coffee this time>Other (write-in)>>43338508>>43338629You guys are gonna make me blush. Thank you.
>>43338793>Sure, but I'll skip the coffee this time.>In my defense, she commanded Samantha to kill me. It was in self defense. I really had no intention of staking anyone today.
>>43338793>Let's chat, I have some questions>Other (write-in) Is Sammy's dad some kind of super-badass? Or is she just bringing me home AS dinner instead of for it?
>>43338793>Let's chat, I have some questions
>>43338793>Let's chat, I have some questionsNever turn down coffee, that's bad luck
>>43338793>Have a chat, ask her how she knew.Yeah, know that we appreciate the time and effort you're putting into this. As a GM that puts waaaay to much time into worldbuilding and characters I know how consuming it can be!
>>43338898You know, we DID turn down coffee yesterday...
>>43338793>In my defense, she commanded Samantha to kill me. It was in self defense. I really had no intention of staking anyone today.>Let's chat, I have some questions
>>43338793>>43338862This.>In my defense, she commanded Samantha to kill me. It was in self defense. I really had no intention of staking anyone today.
>>43338793>Let's chat, I have some questions>In my defense, she commanded Samantha to kill me. It was in self defense. I really had no intention of staking anyone today.
>>43338913Now I want a coffee mug with a 20 at the bottom... Drink your coffee, get a crit, sounds like the right way to start a morning.
>>43338989Make it heat sensitive. It needs prolonged contact with the hot coffee, to show you drank it slowly but finished it before it got cold. Scald your throat or spill it, you got a 1.
>>43338913And will you look what happened to our day
>>43339054that'd be sick as fuckfund it
>>43339080We almost got beat up by a girl.Then we killed a girl.Then we almost got beat up by a girl again.Then we got hit on by a deranged school nurse (ara ara~)Now we are having coffee with her, as she appears to be a(n) (in)human lie detector.Oh, and we ate what may be the third worst cookies in existence.
You pour yourself some coffee and pull up a chair at her desk, taking a small sip. It's piping hot, and you can hardly believe she's drinking it like that. She's probably so used to guzzling hot coffee that the temperature doesn't affect her anymore. She gulps down half her remaining cup and sets it down.“Is that a yes or a no?”You set down your own mug and meet her gaze.“I have some questions for you, but first... In my defense, she ordered Sammy to kill me. I didn't have much choice in the matter. I did what I had to in order to defend myself.”Angie nods slightly, circling the rim of her mug with a fingertip.“I'm aware of that. I'll answer some of your questions with a few of my own. How does that sound? A clever boy like you should be able to work it out based on some leading questions. So, what sort of nurse do you put in a school where monsters and humans are expected to live side by side without killing each other all the time? Why do you think my walls are covered with jars of preserved organs instead of 'stop smoking' posters? And what kind of person can tell when a vampire is slain without needing to see what happened?”-Smarts roll plus Monster Lore, +1
>>43339234Which we would not have done with the proper amount of caffeine in our system. Or maybe we would have, but we would have done it much faster
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43339311
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43339311FUCKINGHUNTER
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43339311
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43339311Grim reaper?
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43339311Spirit. A guess.
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>43339311Dice gods
>>43339344>>43339346>>43339354>>43339356>>43339364>>43339372So we're an idiot then
>>43339311Psychic most likely
>>43339372>>43339364>>43339356>>43339354>>43339346>>43339344we are literally reatrded
>>43339400>"You're a, uh, er, that thing, with the eyes? I got it, you're a MILF! A Monster In Living Floorboards!"
>>43339372>>43339364>>43339356>>43339354>>43339346>>43339344I'm surprised we somehow managed to stab vanessa with the pointy end of the stake after these rolls. jesus.
>>43339311>I've never been much of a books person. My father never gave me any real training, and my mother was his quarry. I know how to kill a vampire, and I know werewolves, spirits, and dryads are real. That's about it.
I guess being a bit of a fool might be endearing?
>>43339311>Someone with many weird quirks?
>>43339311Dr. Frankensteins monster?
>>43339311THE BURGER KING?!
>>43339558I think we might have a winner.
She's a Spark.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>43339311>Finally a good roll?
>>43339741nope still retarded
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>43339741NOPE! Nat.1
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>43339741We have to break this bad roll streak.
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>43339311the future Ms.Spencer?
She is probably a frankenstein.
>>43339791PRAISE THE LORD
Rolled 19 (1d20)BEHOLD
Last post of the evening since my boss told me I should be prepared to come in early tomorrow since the assistant manager is sick.-You think long and hard about her questions and try to work out what the answers might be.“...Homunculus?”She shakes her head and smiles a bit.“Try again.”You mull things over for a few more seconds.“Are you a vampire too?”She grins at you, shaking her head once again.“You're thinking too narrowly. Try broadening your perspective.”She yawns softly and sips her coffee, resuming her idle tracings.“...Fine then. I give up.”Angie rolls her eyes and smiles a bit, sitting up, her bangs covering half her face once more.“I love death, so I surround myself with it. Students die here pretty regularly, monsters and human alike, but it's all hushed up most of the time. What better nurse to hire here than one that doesn't give a damn about vampires and werewolves and fae and dryads? What better doctor to bring in than someone who can tend to the deceased and help them move on when their body is already ash?”She swipes her hand through the air at her side at something you can't quite see, and passes you a single white feather
>>43339824It means nothing, but its nice to look out.>Would cross swords with it.
“An angel of death. A reaper of souls. 'And in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?', and so on. I do most of my work around here with my eyes closed~ I have to drink gallons of coffee to stay awake most of the time, since when duty calls, it calls hard, but I like to think I do a fine job.”You take the feather, which turns black in your hand.“So you knew because Vanessa told you...”Angie nods a bit.“She had quite a bit to say about you, Mr. Filthy Little Hunter. You should take better care to cover up your messes.”You sip your coffee slowly.“So why do you work as a nurse? Why is this the only safe place for humans?”Angie grins.“It isn't their time yet, and I make sure everyone sticks to their schedule. The undead are out of my jurisdiction until they're destroyed, and I don't know when that will be, but I try to keep souls joined to bodies until their time is up.”You nod a little bit. This explains so much, and yet so little, and it raises a plethora of other questions. Angie gives you a knowing nod, daring you to ask them.
>>43339836...She's literally a fucking angel.
>>43339858And we beat her at poker.
Valkyrie, wouldn't have guessed.
>>43339858We should not court deaththat just smacks of Bad Idea all aroundstill, maybe she can help us with necromancy?>>43339878ma, I am SUPER glad we didn't gamble anything!
>>43339856>''Will Vanessa stay dead? Say yes, please...''
>>43339856>Want to get dinner sometime?
>>43339856Azrael, Thanatos, are those just imaginary deities we made up or your boss? What level would I place you on the scale of angelic hierarchy?Is God real or are there just many deities?So many questions.
>>43339856>I came here with a specific purpose. Originally it was to become a vampire myself, but that was only part of a much more...specific problem.Spill the backstory to her, following dad around as he hunted down mom, killing the both of them, our wanting our parents back, the potential compulsion, all of it. She, more than anyone else, is best suited to help us.
>>43339856So how'd you get the job? How'd I not get reckt in poker? How come you're so sleepy all the time? How strong are you? I heard of a legend involving vampirism and true ressurection, but the source was shady as hell. You know anything?
>>43340162She answered the 'sleepy all the time' one.
>>43339856 Nephilims a thing or are ya'll genderless/asexual beings?
>>43339856>Where are my parents? I know how they died, but...where'd they go?
Someone archive this thread. I'm heading to bed now, the next OP will have answers to these questions and any others you ask.Probably gonna run more Become The Dragon Quest tomorrow, then Become The Vampire Quest Friday. We'll see how it goes.
>>43340312Thanks for running, QM, having a lot of fun with this quest.
>>43340312That means if anyone has a problem with a question posed, speak up.
I want to be a sexual lobster
>>43339856touch fluffy wings
Existential questions a shitGod or no doesn't mean shit, we plan on never meeting him.