TWITTER: twitter.com/planefagARCHIVES: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=kant-o-celle_questYou herd the still-sniffling Willie into the bathroom long enough to get properly dressed, then rotate places to shave as quickly as you dare. You emerge to find Willie sitting on your unmade bed, swinging her feet nervously and staring at the floor. You finish wiping your face dry. “Willie?”“WHAT!?” she says, flinching as if you're poised to strike, her attention snapping to you apprehensively. “Going to tell me what all this 'scared of me' business is?” She looks down at the floor and scuffs the carpet with her shoes. “Uhh...” You wait patiently, using the damp towel to wipe the dust off your working khaki cap - it's been a while since you've worn it. Haven't worn it since before LA, in fact. You've got two pair of dress whites, but you're pretty much introduced to the base, now, and nobody in their right mind wants to wear that goddamned monkey suit every day.
>>43337129<<I've lost time and time again...>><<But now, I've finally won.>>
“They were talking about, uh. there was a fight and youkindofswordedpeopleand-” Willie's frightened voice diminishes into an unintelligible murmur. “There was a fight, yeah,” you verify, limping into the kitchen and taking out your painkillers. The heavy opiate-based shit tends to dull your mind, but with the new gash on your leg and the exertion placed on your wounded thigh last night, you need it. To say nothing of the damn hangover. Naka really did a number on you, in more ways than one. You pop half the recommended dose - just to take the edge off. “So what of it, Willie?” “You were... scary.” “What, is Sendai telling tall tales?” “It's the video-” You hear Willie flailflop off the other side of the bed when your water glass clatters against the countertop. Sticking your head out of the kitchenette you find her folded in two and quite stuck between the bed and wall. “What did you just say?” Willie's butt just sinks deeper into the crevice as she whimpers fearfully. [ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.[ ] Head right for the office - there's going to be hell to pay following everything that happened last night. [ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.
>>43337142>[ ] Head right for the office - there's going to be hell to pay following everything that happened last night.
>>43337142>[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.CAN'T STOPWON'T STOP
>>43337142>[x] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.Let PR do their jobs, we need to make sure that the security leaks get plugged and that all internal threats to them are dealt with.
>>43337142>[ X ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.
>>43337142[x] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.And check our goddamned email on our phone, because if there is an email there from the CNO, we should answer it first before going to the office.And at least if we phone people now, they can't all jump us at once at the office.
>>43337142>[x] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>43337142>Tell Willie it's okay, she did nothing wrong.and[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.
>>43337142>Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.But give Goto a call before we head out
>>43337142>[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
>>43337169This is wildly out of date. Arizona should be in the negatives now.
>>43337169>>43337181>>43337195>>43337220Letting PR deal with it means ignoring the security breach in favor of supervising the boats, and ignoring whatever hell is about to descend on us from Admiral Thomas and the CNO.
>>43337142>text Naka for guidance. She's in the limelight, surely she has some tips for avoiding anymore gaffs.
>>43337142[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.MAEK PHON CAL
>>43337245>Implying I've been making a goddamn tally
>>43337142>>43337233>Call Goto, he's got over a year's experience with being a functioning alcoholic admiral
>>43337142>[x] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.Naka.We need *help*.
>>43337142[X] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.[X} Reassure the Willie D
>>43337142>[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.No, fuck this, we are not dealing. Not our job, not our problem.
>>43337142>[Z] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.INTELLIGENCE IS KEY, SNAKE. THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT'S GOING ON NOW.
>>43337142>[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.Still, make one or two calls just to get on speed. With the video and with everything else.
>>43337142>[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.Preferably Goto
[X] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
[ ] call Kongo, we need a wakeup DESS
[x] Call our secretary.We should talk to her in more ways than one.
>>43337142>[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.Can't we have some normal command problems, damnit? Like walking in on our sailors fucking in a wardroom or some shit?
>>43337142[ ] I want to get off Mr. Murphy's Wild Ride.
We need to apologize to Arizona having a warship pissed at us is not a good idea
>>43337364We accepted this shit when we signed on for this posting
..I wonder if Settle was laughing/shouting like a madman during the fight without realizing it. He's done it in the CiC before
>>43337364We're in charge of warships that have come back as cute girls. These are our normal problems.
>>43337364...given who our sailors ARE, I think that might be more problematic than you think.
>>43337142>[X] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
>these last threadsIt's like destiny wants to fuck with us like a denbt-unpaying journo.
>>43337414He was talking in ancient languages probably.That, or italian.
>>43337364>inb4 we go visit Naka and catch her making out with Harder
>>43337364>Hamp and Hornet get caught fucking>Two ship spirits in human form fucking like people and possibly procreating finally cuts through the "look the other way, don't think about it" mentality>Massive embarrassing spoopy science migranes
>>43337476>>43337478The way Settle is with the ships it's be like walking in on your adult kids with their partners
>>43337476>in b4 we go visit Hamp and catch him making out with Harder>and Kitakami taking photos through the window
>>43337414>"Settle,remember how Northampton said you summoned him just by shouting?">"Yes....?">"Wanna see who you summoned during your fight?"
So, is base security handled solely by the USN, or is it a joint duty with JMSDF where they secure their kanmusu and we secure our hulls? If the latter, who runs the checkpoints onto the base?
So why is a video of us getting assaulted by two yakuza assassins and winning a bad thing?I hope they play it on repeat for the guy Naka hospitalized.
>>43337142First,>[x] Pull Willie out from between the bed and wall.then>[x] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.
>>43337538He's mentioned earlier that both have some responsibilities, which is part of how Yaks have been getting on base in the first place>Yaks on baseI'm imagining a Yak-9K sneaking in to wreck shit with its 45mm gun
>>43337263Or, maybe it means acknowledging that we are an admiral, a big-picture guy, with people to delegate responsibilities to, and we can't do everything ourselves like some kind of anime protagonist.Y'know, like recent threads have been trying to hammer into us.
>>43337589Soooo... Either Tatsuta wants to marry Settle's murderskills, or is pissed we shanked her Yak lackeys
>Naka got into a fight with her room and lost>Fucked angle, broken fingers, ragged cuts>Healed up enough within a few days that Harder didn't noticeHm
>>43337142>[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.
>>43337263>Letting PR deal with it means ignoring the security breach in favor of supervising the boats,You mean our goddamn job?Also we called it in. They have people for this kind of thing specifically.
So, who got the video?Any bets?
>>43337602>First,>>[x] Pull Willie out from between the bed and wall.I support this. If we don't, she'll find a way to have a magazine explosion in our bedroom.
>>43337429Destiny, Planefag, same difference.
>>43337596We have been nothing but nice to Willie aside from siccing desdev6 on her.However it was shot or what the fuck ever Settle was subconciously doing or acting like, it makes Willie scared shitless of us.
>>43337654>Naka got into a fight with her room and lostThat made me laugh more than it should have.
So for those of you who don't know. The fat greek has an ask account. http://ask.fm/planefagHe is open for all questions. Have at him.
>>43337678There's one obvious choice.
>>43337142>[ ] Let the goddamn PR people do their jobs for once - straight to work. You've got botes to supervise.let's delegate for once. We can't do everything.
>>43337142>[ ] Start calling people till you find out what the hell is going on.Maybe also ask Willie why she's here in the room other than to just be scared of Settle
This could be a positive - if Settle destroying the yaks hit the 'net than that could earn him some serious credibility. In other words, Willie's reaction may be the opposite of everyone else. Wouldn't be the first time...
Who is on babysitting the Admiral duty today? Because, we royally pissed of Arizona.
>>43337687>a magazine explosionWe call those "Mutsu moments".
>>43337596Well, if the vid was released without knowing/telling it was yaks, wouldn't it seem like Settle killed 2 JMSDF soldiers since they were in disguise?
>>43337596It's a good thing until you realize that the admiral was defending himself with an illegal weapon.
>>43337755Imagine the shitposting on /k/Also we should thank Hate again for tge sword
>>43337768Willie, obviously.Be afraid.Be VERY afraid.
>>43337731Nigga literally everyone has seen that video. This is fact. Don't even need proof. Having a good idea of what people think of you is pretty important to interacting with them.
Can't wait till Tenryu watches the video.
>>43337786Especially since she never lost a crew member.
>>43337755>Implying good things in Kant-O-Hell QuestNah, knowing our luck the video's gone viral as something like "VIOLENT YANKEE ADMIRAL KILLS TWO UPSTANDING SECURITY OFFICERS RESISTING ARREST, REMOVE GAIJIN RESTORE NIPPON!"
>>43337779>the admiral was defending himself with an illegal weapon.Oh no! The guy in charge of warships is also armed with a medieval metal poking stick! That would never get swept under the rug.
>>43337786What could happen that'd be worse than yesterday?
>>43337768>>43337786>>43337810Sendai. Her boiler went doki-doki after Settle got double-teamed.
Why do you people think that Arizona is going to go from near head over heels for Settle to hating his guts over one fucking argument?Arguments can ruin relationships, but this was a single incident between two people with a lot of respect and admiration for each other.
>>43337843She'll ambush us into Night Battle instead of Naka then?
>>43337864They're stuck in thinking that this is a VN with flags and discrete routes
>>43337864>implying IRL knowledgeWhere do you think you are?
>>43337621>wreck shit with its 45mm gun>45mmThat's only medium AA in Naval terms. Bofors 40mms came in mounts of four.
>>43337876MURDERBONER, DE GOZARU
Here's a leaked photograph of our ship idol Naka-chan in her element!
>>43337721http://ask.fm/planefag/answer/132069730528>Higgins: [where are you sempai it's dark sempai help sem]Goddamnit... ;_;
>Sneak attacks survived:>Arizona: 0>Shoukaku: 0>Settle: 1
>>43337934>Naka has had enough of your shit.
>>43337892So, like the part in the route where you piss of the girl and make up with her later right?
>>43337934Oh, Naka won't be too happy you posted this...
>>43337934Naka Goto and Settle should hit up some bars sometime.
>>43337830I'm sure Goto can just write 'Yankee admirals with less than two stars must carry sword canes' into his standing orders and then backdate it.
>>43337934DEM CHEEKS THO
Pulling your smartphone off its charger (you're amazed you thought to plug it in before crashing, all things told,) you tap the screen shortcut for Naka's number. The phone rings and rings and rings till she finally picks up. “Good morning, Admiral Settle~” “Uh, good morning, Naka,” you say awkwardly. Her tone is a little too bright, considering what passed between you last night. “Uh, you been to breakfast yet-”“No.”“Oh, damn.” You sigh. “Guess I'll head to mess and dive into the scuttlebutt myself, then-”“Settle.” “Yeah?” Naka's voice falters and fades. “I...” you hear her take a small, unsteady breath. “I would like to formally tender my resignation,” she says, her voice so soft you can barely hear it - and then she hangs up. Your hand drops to your side, squeezing the smartphone till the case starts to flex, a fresh pressure building in your head. It feels like a mental scream, no sense or substance, just a raw upwelling of frustration. [ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. [ ] Looks like you slept in. Head right to work - the destroyers are supposed to be doing land and sea exercises today, according to your schedule.
>>43337950That was low.
>>43338000>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.
>>43338000>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.Breakfast before anything. It's gonna be a looong day...
>>43338000>[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. Of course we would have no fucking clue how bad a state Naka is in right now.
>>43338000>[ ] Looks like you slept in. Head right to work - the destroyers are supposed to be doing land and sea exercises today, according to your schedule.
>>43338000>[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.Then[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.Take care of yourself first.
>>43338000>[X] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.Time to bite the bullet, and the bacon.
>>43338000>[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.
>>43338000>Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.
>>43338000[Z] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.ALSO DOUBLE-TRIPS, CHECK 'EM
>>43338000>[ ] First off, free Willie. And try not to make a movie joke as you do.THEN>[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.
>>43338000>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.Food and coffee first, we can talk to Naka later when we have more intelligence.
>>43338043Getting Jintsuu to check in on Naka won't work. Naka only shows her non-bubbly-idol side to us. We should call her back and invite her to breakfast.
>>43338000>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.Goddammit stupid fucking boats. We can slap nakas stupid bollios after we get breakfast
>>43338000>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.Running on empty is never a good idea, and even worse idea now.
>>43338000>[ ] Looks like you slept in. Head right to work - the destroyers are supposed to be doing land and sea exercises today, according to your schedule.We need to decompress from all this bullshit, and Settle strikes me as the kind of guy who'd find going through routine scheduled work to be a load off.
>>43338000>otherI suspect that Naka's feeling guilty for letting Settle walk out trashed and almost get himself killed. We need to make it clear, RFN, that she's not at fault - and that we do NOT accept her fucking resignation!
>>43338055>biting the baconDude, that can kill you. In 2017 the Navy has gone vegan like the faggots they are.
>>43338000>[X] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.
>>43337950oh fuck it my sides you bastard
>>43338000>[x] Get food, call Hate and tell him to check on Naka, get to work.Because multitasking isn't a thing or anything.
>>43338000>[x] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.fuck
>>43338000>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate. Then - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Also text Naka "Fuck No".
>>43338093Then take her and Willie to breakfast. Food solves many things.
>>43337934>>43337951>>43337966>Implying we don't need to give Naka MORE shit to deal withThe facade is coming undone gentlemen. The harder we push, the sooner she actually ousts herself as having serious issues to close acquaintances.Then we can really start to fix her without metagaming. Think of it like ripping off a bandaid.
>>43338000Gonna have to second >>43338076As bad as things are we can't just leave Willie. God knows what damage she might cause to our apartment.
>>43338000>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.Also extricate Daughteru from behind the bed.
>>43338147We can rebuild her. We can make her better, stronger, faster.We have the technology.
>>43338202Do you really expect anything better of us?DO YOU?
>>43338110>>43338202Why not send Harder then.
>>43338000>call Harder and get the skinny on what's-what with Naka.
>>43338202>pity party where they both argue about who's the most useless fuckup
>>43338210This. Don't leave a daughteru behind to save another.
>>43338246The obviously correct choice here is to send Sendai.
>>43338253You tell us.
>>43338253YOUR MEDDLING SANK SWQ WITH THE CONSTANT CAST INFLATION YOU FORCED ME INTOI WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOUR SEDUCTIVE LIES!
>>43338246Hey, he probably cares about her more than most we could send, even if he won't admit it.
>>43338000>[X] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.>[x] Free Willie
>>43338000>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.Dot it. One problem at the time faggots.
>>43338299No. We get Sendai to bring Naka to us.
>>43338253Lets hope soon.
>>43338217Yes, show her the perfection of metal and myomer
>>43338304THE ONLY THING THAT INFLATED IN SWQ WERE THE PILLOWFORT'S MUSHROOM CLOUDSTHIS IS THE FUTURE WE CHOSE
>>43338304>YOUR MEDDLING SANK SWQNah, that was Minna
>>43338304You heard it here, folks, Crix gave planefag an inflation fetish.
>>43338304Yeah, why did you stop SWQ? It wasn't really clear exactly what was the cause. Run out of ideas or something?
>>43338246> hey fgt Naka is feelin guilty about gettin drunk an talkin about feelings right before yakuza assination attempt, She's fucking retarded. Go explain this to her.>Send
>>43338303I can't draw.
>>43338359He's said before, it's become a huge effort to keep everything straight. Eventually he'll go back and just write the rest of the story, no voting or other quest things.
>>43338353Send a fuckin' Corgi then
>>43338359Literally the opposite. I had so many plot threads already introduced that just trying to wrap them all up had become a massive chore. I didn't *want* to stop writing, I had plenty more ideas and future things to do, but it was such a goddamn mess that I just couldn't have fun writing it anymore, not even a little. It was killed by its own weight, basically. It wasn't till I started KCQ that I really realized how much I'd learned about writing quests and managing a writefag stable.
>>43338353Let's send Hate, Harder and Sendai to cheer her up.Maybe KTKM too.Yuri, right?
>>43338359No possible way to tie all the plot points and devices.Like he has to. Heh.
>>43338422Oh my God, that's fukkin totes adorbs.
>>43338353I don't care what happens as long as we get Yandere Naka out of the deal. Abyssal Naka best girl.
>>43338304Pretty sure the only characters I really wanted was Heidi and princess , I just had art for everyone
>>43338000>[ ] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all.Then>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.Also: UnAble Seaman Britfag, are you about?
>>43338422>literally how the IJN ran their war gamesjesus christalso, votes called
>>43338420Add in Shigure and you got a deal.
>>43338229[NAVAL CONSTRUCTION NOISES]
>>43338460But everyone hates you so if I blame you they'll believe it right?
>>43338486And DesDiv 6. It worked well with Willie.
>>43338000>[ ] Head to mess. Get some goddamn breakfast, read the atmosphere, maybe find Hate.We can sic Harder on Naka after food
>>43338414Honestly there were more than a few plot points you could've just left hanging and no one would've complained. But hey, you do you. If you resume the quest, awesome, if you just write out the end as a story it's just as great. At this point I'd just love to see what happens next. Especially whatever "fuck you" Young has in store for Sean and Ian once they meet up again.
>>43338539>Honestly there were more than a few plot points you could've just left hanging and no one would've complained.Such as?>>43338532TWO MONITORS
>>43338414I'm not arguing with you, but towards the end anon stopped getting distracted by secondary characters as much and became much more focused on Minna and Sanya.
>>43338499Spoken like a true journalist.
>>43338559There is nothing wrong with having plot points resolve themselves off-screen and just seeing the aftermath.Makes the world a living, breathing place.
>>43338559For starters, why old Uncle Joe kept sending assassins after us. Unless that that was related to the littlest Sanyan you could've just chalked it up too "he's Stalin and fuckig crazy" and everyone would've accepted that. Seriously, the dude was fucking crazy.
>>43338559You still have to click out of whatever word processing program you use. Just write non debnt paying Greek.
>>43338559Nigga you complain about too many plot points because you have a fuck ton of them.Ergo, logic dictates that there are at least a few that nobody gives a fuck about.
>>43338525Iku could probably also help her release some of that stress built up.
>>43338638They're both the same.
>>43338656>Sneak attacks survived:>Kongo: 0
>>43338646Don't you remember? Iku *scares* Naka...
>>43338000>[x] The shipgirl dorms aren't far from here - go ask Jintsuu to check in on Naka. Naka's probably self-conscious after spilling her guts to you, is all. Personal issues deserve in person meetings. Direct hug intervention highly likely.
Threadly carrier operations
>>43338717No fluffy dragons. 0/10
>>43338745stop liking irrelevant girls
>>43338229You just want Naka to get preggers via hatesex, don't you?
>>43338769No, he said send Harder, not Hate.
>>43338769No that would be harder NTR if it was hatesex
The only plot threads I still care about in SWQ areWhy Stalin wants to kill usThe Martian peace delegation (and in a wider sense, the end of the war)Sanya and Elia's relationshipI WANT MY DAMN PILLOW FORT PLANEFAGAs for anything else, I don't even remember what we were doing.
>>43338769It's not really hate. More like... inability to comprehend what he's feeling.From Harder at least. From Naka... PF only knows, in the end.
>>43338769>hatesexNo, I want to make Naka preggers with hardersex. Hate's too busy getting his pelvis ruined by battleships.
>>43338656Reminder that Goto has given serious thought to bending you over a dess, but you couldn't seal the deal.Isn't it sad, Kongou?
>>43338656>>43338681>Sneak attacks survived>Goto: 69 and counting
Best girl when?
>>43338823>Goto Mission Rank : S>Codename: Fox Hound.
>>43338803We should build one with Desdiv 6 and pray that Willie or Mutsu don't come nearby.
>>43338823It's got to be higher than that.
>>43338824Thats not Naka...
It's not really a sneak atfack if you start by screaming "BUUUUURNNING LOOOVE!"
The feeling sticks with you into the bright summer morning, Willie keeping close behind you as she rubs blood circulation back into her rear end. You're leaning on the cane more than usual today; but the pain is keeping your mind sharp and cutting away last night's cobwebs quickly. So many things happened yesterday that you don't know where to begin unraveling them, so you apply the old sailor's maxim - more chow is never bad. Willie crowds you so closely that she's stepping on your heels by the time you enter the O-Club - you note the door guard has become door guards, and they're both carrying M-4s with bulkier-looking magazines on their plate carriers than you remember, complete with underslung M-203s and what seem to be laser designators under the muzzle. You return your polite salute as you cross the threshold. The building is busy as usual, and packed full of late-risers, which seems to include Ise and Hyuuga, as well as most of the Japanese cruisers. Hayashimo is trying to disappear into a corner as the two green-glad CAs try to coax her into some oatmeal. She's still on the mend, but it looks like the attention is vexing her more than her injuries. You're halfway to the breakfast bar when you hear Willie squeak and run into your back, hiding her face in your shirt as she wraps her arms around your middle. You stop, startled, and half-turn before realizing that the entire room has gone silent. Everyone, human and shipgirl alike are staring at you quietly. [ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom. [ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. [ ] Fuck this shit, take Willie to a real goddamn restaurant.
>>43338824When you search them out.
>>43338824we just saw Arizona last thread
>>43338823>>43338852More like 69 per day.
I wonder if any USN sluts will come back Abyssal, just so that they can kill Japs againFor example:>USS West Virginia>sank at Pearl>corpse left to sit there for 2 years>Navy basically does "RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE" and refloats her mangled body>rebuild her with the newest technology available>almost nothing left of the original ship>first thing she does upon returning is hatefuck Yamashiro in the middle of the night>decommissioned immediately after the war ends and is scrappedAll she would remember is an immense hatred of all things Japan, us working with them would probably be her final trigger for losing it and trying to go on a murderous rampage.
>>43338886>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention."Alright let me see it."
>>43338886>[x] Build a pillow fort with Willie
>>43338886>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
>>43338869Obviously, I said best girl.
>>43338879"We'll send the Americans our declaration of war right before hitting Pearl Harbor, then it's not a sneak attack!"
>>43338886>[ X ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.sfx:menacing
>>43338886[ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.
>>43338886>[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention."What? Are they out of waffles and bacon?"
>>43338886>[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.I Have The Strangest Feeling... It's like a million ensigns were caught talking about setting up a still and were suddenly silenced
>>43338886>[Z] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention."Is there a giant monster? Damnit, did Hate dye my hair or something?!"
>>43338886[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. We still have a sense of humor, guys. Good icebreaker.
>>43338886>[x] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
Surely Anal Peg F will deliver an auzzie boat.
>>43338909>>43338803You will never, ever get your pillowfort. I have declared war upon the pillowfort, war upon the concept, and genocide upon the entire general SENTIMENT behind pillowforts. Damn your pillowforts. Damn them to hell, I say!
>>43338886>[x]Disregard stares. Acquire bacon.
>>43338886>[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.It's the cane, isn't it?
>>43338886>[x] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.
>>43338886>[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
>>43338886[ ] Fuck this shit, take Willie to a real goddamn restaurant.none of this hazing bullshit, fuck off shipsluts
>>43338886"Why is everyone quite Ise?" "I dunno Hyuuga maybe it's like bird watching?"
>>43338886> Fuck this noise. Acquire food and coffee. Lots of coffee.
Hey planefag, how many foreign shipgirls are there on base?
>>43338886>[x] Tap the cane against the floor. Once.
>>43338955Well, that's a clear position if I ever heard one.>>43338886>[X] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.Sometimes, feigning ignorance can help.
>>43338886>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.Keep casual...
Attention: UnAble Seaman BritfagRe: HMS Warspite write-upYou wanted to know what I meant about your punctuation and paragraph-spacing? I’ve done an edit to show what I meant and put it in a pastebin so you can download it for comparison. (It's got a one-week lifespan, so work fast!) I have to apologise, though: your spacing was dodgy at places, but the horrible punctuation issues were mostly stuff I was mis-remembering from the Native American piece fluffbringer did.Pastebin to 'fixed' Warspite: http://pastebin.com/pGnAsC8r
>>43338886>[x] Give no fucks, acquire food for Willie and yourself.
>>43338890>Write-ins working in an Aviation Sodomite thread.
>>43338886>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention
>>43338886>[ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.
>>43338886>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.A little humour to break the tension.
>>43338990w o wgonna eat real quick and write, VOTES CALLED>>43339001[REDACTED]
>>43338981I think it's less hazing as it is we've managed to make multiple-thousand-ton warships scared of us.
>>43338886[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. what's up, doc
>>43338886>you note the door guard has become door guards, and they're both carrying M-4s with bulkier-looking magazines on their plate carriers than you remember,Casket mags? What else could it be?
>>43338886[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
>>43338886> [ ] "What!"
>>43338949Remove this terrorist from the premise
>>43338955I WILL HAVE MY PILLOWFORT IF I HAVE TO BUILD IT UPON YOUR ROTTEN CORPSE PLANEFAG
[x] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. After laughing at our own joke, go get coffee and grub and generally give negative fucks. Get some PILOT into us.
>>43338886>[x] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.If Willie is the center of attention, let /tg/ do what /tg/ normally does when /tg/ finds a little girl: daughteru
[x] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking one and just... loom.We admiral now.
>>43339051Different question, then. Are there any standouts?
[X] Fuck this shit, take Willie to a real goddamn restaurant.Fuck those guys.Lets see if we can go 3 for 3
>>43339014>>43339076Give me a ping, Settle. One ping only, please.
People, see this >>43339051 ? you can stop voting now.
>>43338886>[x]Other - O'doyle rules!
>>43339124>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
>>43339124You know they'll never stop until the update comes.
>>43339093Willie isn't the center of attention.It's Mr."I murdered two people in a sword fight and I've showed up like it's no big deal"
>>43338886[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention. [ ] other"morning~"Complete utter lack of fucks
>>43339154>[ ] Look around for whatever it is that's caught their attention.
So they've all seen the vid...now might be the appropriate time for the cane tap, a snort, and getting some fucking breakfast with Willie. Lack of reaction might be the biggest statement - like you can sword yaks on a daily basis...
Destroyers are not for lewds.
>>43339158>murderedIt wasn't murder.
>>43338886[ ] Walk over to the most apprehensive-looking pillow fort and just... loom.[ ] Look around for whatever pillow fort that's caught their attention.[x] Fuck this shit, take Willie to a real goddamn pillow fort.
>>43339180Destroyers are for headpats.
>>43338981This isn't hazing. It has nothing to do with Willie, and everything to do with us and our newfound reputation as Sworder of Yaks.
>>43339197Even if it's self-defense, most people tend to have some sort of mental reaction to killing other people.
>>43339239>most people tend to have some sort of mental reaction to killing other people.Pussy ass vegans.
Go for coffee while we sing to ourselves>This is my knive,>this is my sword.>One is for killing,>The other's for love.
>>43338902>WeeVeeI swear I'll remember to get pictures of the damn AA gun and plaque one of these days.
>>43339227Wait 'till the LA story gets out.Ryan Settle, Legendary Warrior, makes the hearts of war machines go doki-doki.
>>43339239God damn hippies.
Fuck it, I know it's lame, but I'd almost suggest going back to bed and waiting until Goto or someone actually needed you because fuck those guys.
>>43339239Considering that these are all warships, and ones that kill Abyssals every time they sortie? I'd imagine it's more "Oh, wow, who knew the Old Man was THAT badass?" than "That cold-blooded motherfucker shanked two bitches last night and he's not even fazed this morning."
GuysWhat if the Yakuza have been infiltrated by Abyssal Sleepers?
She's a killing machine, not for sexual.
>>43339330Nothing changes. We kill them.
>>43339318It's not just warships looking at Settle right now.
>>43339330What if the JMSDF has been infiltrated by Abyssal Sleepers?What if the USN has been infiltrated by Abyssal Sleepers?What if we've really been an Abyssal Sleeper all along?
>>43339332who's that pokemon?
>>43339239Settle's reaction to the first men he killed at LA was to bury it deep, deep, down.Two more skeletons in that closet isn't shit
>>43339352>Settle defeats abyssal in sword duel>Kanmusu fleet collectively floods their panties
>>43339375What if the Abyssals have been infiltrated by Abyssal Sleepers?
>>43339399Wonder if Goto knows kendo. Settle and Goto mono-o-mono in the ring to see who is Top Teitoku.
What if Hamp was a slut
So~....when are we gonna start calling Fubuki 'Ma'am'? I mean after all she is the mothr of modern destroyers.
>>43337169Where is the Willy column?
>>43339414>The spy is linked to someone within our ranks!
>>43339451When Willie starts calling Settle 'Papa'.
>>43339447dem legs tho.
>>43339435>Settle and Goto have a kendo match.>Every ship-girl on base arrives to watch.>No matter who wins, they are both fucked.
>>43339457>Implying I'm the crazed sonofabitch who made this
>>43339399>Damage Control teams going to battle stations right now>Small alarms can be heard all over the canteen
>>43339239>>43339393writing, please wait warmly
>>43339399>Settle defeats entire Yakuza in duels>Abyssals collectively floods their panties
>I could be at home right now watching ster, playing robits, and shit posting about waifus>instead I am on a phone sneaking peeks at this thread while slowly losing my will to liveDon't get a job, NEETfags
>>43339511>so many mornings reading MGNQ on my phone in that fucking kiosk i feel u bro
>>43339511I know that feel, bro. But someone has to pay for the hug pillows.
>>43339511yup. piss breaks become more frequent when threads are up.
>>43339447What if Harder was a tomboy
Planefag writan.Post Duckies
>>43339552But we already know Harders a trap. Torpedosluts can't really be boys.
>>43339511>>43339529>>43339532>>43339545Planefag, destroying the world economy since 2008.
>>43338824Did someone say best girl?
>>43339511I wish I had a job. Inactivity is driving me up the wall.
>>43338824Matter of time before we run into her.
>>43339605>she's in our office on our desk in that outfitTAKE ME NOW MIGHTY WARRIOR-KNIGHT
>>43339511>sterAs in the relatable gamer dude ster?
>>43339511>Posting from an easy class>>43339632
>>43339600Having a job doesn't mean you won't be active. I'm at work right now, shit posting the hours away. Though 4chan mobile sucks a donkey dick.
>>43339668Is there any other?
>>43339414>Naka realizes her other half has been a reverse Mole all along.
>>43339716'course notYou feeling Overwatch?
>>43339605like death, or old age.
If Hate was a girl would (s)he truly be the perfect battle wife?
>>43339766nah, too many STD's
Rolled 6 (1d8)>>43339720"What do you mean you're a plant too?"
>>43339477Dem stockings.White is the best color after all.
>>43339742 it lacks the beautiful simplicity of tf2. And obviously needs to look at some mechanics.Overall I am feeling it though.
>>43339583Shokaku has been missing for the last few threads.
>>43339779>"What if I'M a spy?" ~Revolver 'Shalashaska' Ocelot
>>43339810Don't be ridiculous. Ocelot is always a spy. Even when he isn't. Especially when he isn't.
>>43339810What if Settle is a spy?
You know what's better than one crane? Two!
>>43339851AbyssalonThey come from the Deep.And they have a plan.
>>43339875Remember what happens if you catch your cranewife weaving.
>>43339600I have never pondered my own mortality and looming, imminent death more than when I got a job
>>43339332Oh god, I literally drove that stretch of road on shore last night on the way back from Alameda last night.There's literally houses everywhere there now.
>>43339790True enoughI heard some Blizzard-related gaming team tried to snipe Froyo for it though
so when do we send a team down to the ocean floor with a nuke to plug the portal?
>>43339875That's a crane and a turkey. Still acceptable.
>>43339881If the Cylons showed us anything, it's that they didn't have a plan beyond "Fuck everything. Especially ourselves." >>43339888And with a triple eight...You truly are Revolver Ocelot.
>>43339917I hate being inactive. Being a NEET does have it's perks though. Finally got around to teaching myself moonrunes that I'd been putting off for years.
>>43339943You bad mouthing my toaster again?
>>43339600I want to see a version of this with Naka.
>>43339447I'd...Nah... Just... Nah.
>>43339975Remember Hamp, Rule 34: If it exists then there is porn of it.Yes, even of abyssals.
>>43339965No. I'd never do that. You toaster provides a useful service to you every morning.The Cylons, on the other hand... >>43339975>>43339994Especially the Abyssals. But still slightly less than the Ship Girls.
>>43339994There's probably some of Hate and Settle after that nonsense in Akihabara. If only as some weird form of otaku revenge.
So, when will Fubuki be clued in that she's essentially the mother of all modern (read: developed after WW1) destroyers?
>>43339804which is a tad worrying atm. One'd think after the fuss with the fight she'd show up.hopefully nothing bad happened.
>>43339994Yeah, found that 2chan site the Jap kids use. Entire section for abyssals. An. Entire. Section.Sure, there's another three for the other shipgirls, but some people want to put their dicks in anything.
>>43340037With leashes and everything!
>>43340027When some sadistic bastard feels like making her feel like an old hag.So probably next time she manages to annoy Hate...
>>43340045She always have a plan.She is a manipulative one.
>>43339888>Uses a Colt Single-Action revolver>Master of memes>Infatuated with their boss>One of the older members of the cast>They've got Twelve. Shots.>Amazing AssArizona really is best girl
>>43340027She probably knows.Just means she has to try harder.
>>43340027When she gets knocked up and starts giving birth to Fletchers and Arleigh Burkes.
With all of the injuries Settle's taking to his legs he needs to get back into PT....Shoukaku can help!
>>43340037Reign your lewdness already girl, for Christ's sake.
>>43339975You wouldn't know what to do with yourselfor would you
>>43340050>Yeah, found that 2chan site the Jap kids use. Entire section for abyssals. What is WRONG with them?
>>43340037Jesus christ woman you're half a step from full on Fujoshit territory
>>43340060You forgot "Open Sadist and Torture Master."Though if Arizona shares that with Ocelot... Settle might want to run.>>43340088... Are you really asking that question?
>>43340088Does thou not wish to convert them with dick?
>>43340062So what you're saying is to get Higgins we need to knock up the fuck up.
>>43340061But that would cuck Naka.
>>43340103>120' of silk rope
>>43340120She is angry enough to use them now too.
>>43339975what about your sisters?
>>43340136What's this girl's name again?
>>43340103>Thinks back to that night she found him drunk and tied him up...Well....
>>43340120... Settle needs to run and/or find a new bodyguard.>>43340112And why would we do that, hmm? ... Or is that one of your plots, Ocelot?
You fixate on the closest set of stares and turn, bewildered, looking for the source. As you find more people to the side, you follow their stares, till you've turned in a complete circle. Having surveyed the room completely, you come to a halt, totally bewildered. “What is he looking for, Hyuuga?” Ise asks, her bright voice seeming to echo across the conspicuously silent room. Hyuuga sighs. “First Kitakami, now the Admiral,” she says in a soft voice that everyone can hear clearly. “Admiral~” she calls out, louder. “Willie Dee is right behind you!” You twist 'round to find Willie, who's been clinging to your back throughout the maneuver. “Oh, so she is.” You glance around the room suspiciously before patting her on the back. “It's okay. I'm sure Hate will break something more expensive by noon, and then *he'll* be famous.” With the tension broken, voices start to murmur again and you're able to reach the buffet bar and load your plate up. You query Willie for preferences and load her tray according to her tentative, almost inaudible replies, then pick out a table - incidentally, the nearest one seems to just clear out for you. Willie accepts her tray and starts eating very, very quietly.
>>43340170Wiley will defend us!
>>43340160I DON'T FUCKING KNOW MAYBE IT'S IN THE PICTURE OR SOMETHING
So's anyone realized that Arizona's a premie Abyssal yet?
>>43340181... I think we're going to need more dakka.>>43340177See? Told you it'd work.
Based on your reception, you really, *really* need to find out what the hell this “video” is about. Unless Sendai recorded something shakey on her cameraphone that made you look like SettleSquach, you can't figure what's got them all so... weird. On to other concerns, then. “So, Willie?”“Ahp!?” she says, choking halfway through her milk. “How've you been doing this past week?” She seems to shrink in her chair - she's already small enough to need a booster seat, and now she can barely look at you over her scrambled eggs. “Umkay.” “So how's your training been?” “Naka... is nice,” Willie allows. “She... never gets angry with me. Even when I shot her.” “You what!?” That was a mistake - Willie vanishes under the table, only her slightly-vibrating hat still visible. “I d-d-didn't m-m-mean t-to!” “Just a training round, right?”She sniffs. “Yes...” “And what about Sammy?” The hat starts vibrating faster. “U-uh s-sh-she's s-s-s-cary-” “Has she been helping you?” “S-she said sh-she was g-g-gonna g-g-g-rape me if I d-d-didn't s-s-stop her, and, uh, she, uh-”You fold your hands together and give Willie's hat a dark glare over your knuckles. “Grape?” “L-like c-c-ram me into a b-b-arrel and s-mash m-me up, uh, I think...? It sounds b-b-b-baaaaad!” You really, *really* have to chat with Hate about this bullshit. “So what happened?”
Paging Dr. GhostDivision
“She c-c-chased me i-into a corner and k-kept coming really slow, and I missed I missed *every shot* till she was RIGHT THERE and the laughing the laughing was so ah no no nonononononono-” “Willie, focus.”“And I s-s-shot her-!” “... and?”“She laughed more and s-s-aid I just had to g-g-et c-closer, w-was all,” Willie replies, her eyes visible over the eggs again. “Well... I guess that does sound like Sammy,” you allow.“Do I h-have t-to keep training with her?” Willie says miserably. “She's so *scary...*” “She was just trying to show you what you can do,” you offer weakly. “I mean, she's scarier than an abyssal, so if you can hit her at close range-” Willie shakes her head, braid whipping around as her eyes tear up. “I d-don't want to b-b-e like her.” “What? Why not?” “W-when she c-climbed on tt-t-top of that A-a-abyssal and s-s-started... *hitting...*” Willie sinks out of sight again. “S-she... she was...” [ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? [ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business. [ ] Why don't you want to be like that, Willie? What's so bad about it?
>>43340193You mean Naka, right?
>>43340234>[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy?
>>43340234>[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business."You saved her kid, take pride in that."
>>43340234>[X] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy?Poor Willie. She deserves lots of head pats.
>>43340234>[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.Accept the daughteru.
>>43340234>[X] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
>>43340234>[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? >[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
>>43340234>[x] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy?
>>43340234>[x] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy?Are we turning into Sammy?
>>43340234>You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.You did good, kid
>>43340234>[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
>>43340234>[ ] Why don't you want to be like that, Willie? What's so bad about it?
>>43340234... So, either bring back yesterday (which scares her), bolster Willie's confidence (or die trying) and... try to bolster her confidence in a very clumsy way. ...>[x] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
>>43340234>[ ] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like a pillow fort?>[x] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after the pillow fort, you swatted them down like nobody's business.>[ ] Why don't you want to be like a pillow fort, Willie? What's so bad about it?
>>43340234>[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.>[ ] Why don't you want to be like that, Willie? What's so bad about it?
>>43340215>Offering shitty zeroes.>Not glorious American Hornets.
>>43340234[X] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
>>43340234>[X] Why don't you want to be like that, Willie? What's so bad about it?>settle right now
>>43340234 #>[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
>>43340234>[X] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy?To be honest, I'm really glad that we're getting to spend some 'quiet time' with Williw even if almost every shipgirl on base is listening in on our conversation.
>>43340234[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
>>43340234>[X] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy?
>>43340234[x] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after the pillow fort, you swatted them down like nobody's business.[x] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy?
>>43340271Nope. We're turning into something far, far worse.>>43340315I can tell that would go SMASHINGLY.
So planefag, with abyssals returning, do you think we would go back to using WWII camo styles?
>>43340234>[x] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
>>43340234>[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.Positive reinforcement. Willie's a sweet girl, but she really needs to realise how good she is. (Even if she doesn't revel in it like Sammy, she can take pride in ably and fiercely defending her friends and allies.)
>>43340349>We're turning into something far, far worse.So we're becoming a marine?!
>[X] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
>>43340352That looks awesome.
>>43340234>[X] ... is that what I looked like last night, Willie? Like Sammy? >[X] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
>>43340371No, not that bad. Just a Demon driven by revenge and hatred.
>>43338468Wha? Who called my name?Sorry guys, I was robbing banks. What's up? What're we voting on?...What? I was playing vidya. Don't look at me that way.
>>43340234>[X] Why don't you want to be like that, Willie? What's so bad about it?
>>43340407So we've gone NUCLEAR, huh?
We have to send this to the yak HQ.
>>43340271OH GOD WHAT WILL SAMMY SAY WHEN SHE MEETS US?
>>43340424He edited your Warspite into a semblance of readabilityIt's ok, I'm about to fire up some SCREAM FORTRESS
>[ ] You should've seen what you looked like, Willie. When they came after Hornet, you swatted them down like nobody's business.
>>43340407Then you could say Settle has such a lust for revenge.WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!
Hmm what kind of Kancolle MMDs do you folks want me to find this time.....first reply gets chosen.
>>43340424Kill your self. The faggot transcribing the story to SB had something for you and devided to post it here instead of being reasonable and taking it to a PM.
>>43340433Pretty much. Settle just has periods of pretending he isn't NUCLEAR.>>43340439Well, it's Settle obviously.
Where is the love for the torpedo bombers anons?
>>43340443The Sigmarite Empire.... What? I want to see if it can be found.
>>43340463Well here's a torpedo bomber pilot having a drink after a mission.
>>43340466There's nothing saucier than a Battleboat belly dancing for her Teitoku's BURNING LOVE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebFvPTkzp9w
>>43340463>torpedo bombers>implying dive bombers aren't better
>>43340490The Urbanmech, Truly the staple of the Inner Sphere.>>43340465I'd play that.
Give her the torpedo.
>>43340435How fucking BADASS he is and that he should come with us next time?!
>>43340444Do the Pms even work for people with a trip ano? For all he knows it wouldn't work. At least by putting it in here he increases the chance of him seeing it. Any why so hostile? No one was giving a fuck until you came up.
>>43340497It doesn't work if you got something over your belly.
>>43340534>that facedear god
>>43340502Dive bombers are for suicide runs.
>>43340136What about YOUR sisters?*ssssip*Don't dare think I couldn't.
What were the limits to the upgrades we could give our shipsluts again?
>>43340424Ah, there you are.Like >>43340436 said, please see >>43339017 for a link to a version of the Warspite piece that I've edited to show what I meant. Please download it and compare it to your original. I would've proposed doing something like it in the KCQ thread where I raised it, but... erm... I didn't actually see your response until the threads were archived.>mistakesweremade.jpg>>43340444Wait, 4chan has a PM system? Where? Since when?>inb4 'lurk moar'
>>43340502gib dauntlessSB2C a shit
>>43340528>IRC exists>/query exists>#swq has a fucking bot that will hold PMs for you if the person is offlineGuys, if you need to coordinate or talk to each other, a thread on 4chan is not it.
>>43340444Sorry I've somehow done something to offend?>>43340528PMs? I'm not even ON SB!>>43340556Oh! Thanks. I'll give it a look. Since you offered your advice, I've been very conscious about paragraphing, so thanks for that.
>>43340497>>43340529This is the saucy I was gonna post!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBNqEFpolZc
>>43340552I don't have 5 potentially sexy sisters.
>>43340553We have no goddamned clue
>>43340578>Assuming everyone goes to the IRC or cares about it.
>>43340565If only KanColle had attack/scout planes.If only KanColle had USN boats
>>43340553No heart surgery, so no powerplant changes.Weapons and radar seem to be fair game though. Arizona could be upgraded to Colorado standards with 8x16 inch guns and a shitton of AA. Also improved towers and a clipper bow.Ari refit.png goes here.
>>43340594Be still my heart.That is an amazing combination.
>>43340235Nope. Naka might BECOME an Abyssal, but that's just because of post-manifestation bullshit she's gone through.Here's a list of some Abyssal traits:>Come from fucked over ships>incite discomfort in normal shipgirls>Incredibly powerful and able to take absurd amounts of punishment>Rarely if ever express non-negative emotions>Undyingly loyal to who/whatever is guiding themLast I checked, Ari fits that list almost perfectly.The physical traits (white skin, glowing eyes, black spikes, teeth) are all additions or alterations to the shipgirl frame.What if an Abyssal shipgirl manifests normally, is mentally altered towards stoicism and loyalty (or they're summoned to the Abyssals BECAUSE of that mentality) and THEN is altered into an Abyssal form? If one were to summon them post-manifestation but before the physical alterations, you'd have a normal-bodied but incredibly stoic and loyal shipgirl on your hands.The only thing that stopped Ari from being an Abyssal is that she appeared to us (for no apparent reason).
>>43340596If you're gonna writefag it's pretty indespensable.Also bantz fresh from the tap
>>43340553Shame we don't have Gearings, otherwise they'd have Helicopter drones that launched torpedoes.
>>43340598Ah, if only
>>43340596>implying half of planefags threads aren't IRC circlejerks>implying #swq isn't /a/ + /k/ + /tg/ centralI know you're there, Jew.
>>43340596They don't want you in there anyway.
>>43340581Was talking about the other guy who got pissy. I didn't even know where was one here.
>>43340625But thats a land based installation
>>43340629Actually, I'm not.>>43340632Yeah, I suspected that too.
>>43340443Something silly like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BnZn89vL5c
>>43340647You lack vision
Hey Ghost is it just me or does Inazuma look like Merlin when wearing glasses? Also have some DesDiv 6 wearing cat ears.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe28KN6Bwtg
>>43340615You mean "was assigned to Settle". She just appeared at Pearl and reported in at her designated dock.
>>43340662NO BULLYING THE USHIOAlso, dat Korosho face.
>>43340710built for abuse
>>43340662Oh God, that's brilliant. Doubly so because I saw the original.
>>43340755What is the original?
Did someship ask for some Ryujo?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvgpuIwTud4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEZR6PubSTY
>>43340771>No Pagoda mast
Speaking of Shipgirls becoming Abyssals
>>43340704Yes, that. Though her appearance at Pearl might help explain why she didn't become an Abyssal: most of the Abyssal ships likely felt betrayed by their countries (because they wouldn't have gotten fucked over if their countries had cared about them). Arizona, meanwhile, knew very well that her fucking over was not her country's fault. So when the Abyssals tried to summon her, she subconsciously (or however you'd describe the mind of a shipgirl before manifestation) refused to work against her country and thus forced herself to manifest over her former body, unable to remember or unwilling to speak of who had summoned her.
Settle and shoukaku.
>>43340786Why did I laugh. That was adorable. Thanks anon.
>>43340771>the one in the backI laughed.
>>43340773I thought that first one was gonna be a song from Lupin III, and was terribly disappointed.
>>43340802Maybe, just maybe, you're overthinking things.Perhaps she just manifested on her own, much like Harder did.
>>43340771Where are these pics from? I've been seeing them a lot lately.
>>43340802Wait... Abyssal summoning?I think we need to be careful on our assumptions, even if it's now obvious the Abyssals have a command structure and organisation. We aren't even sure if they have a base, or production/summoning centre.My money's still on "Giant floating fortress-city that links to the waters of the underworld by arcane mechanisms," but until that's confirmed, let's err on the side of "we don't know shit," shall we?
>>43340647Do you want to know why you lack visionSee >>43340771
>>43340802Some crazy overthinking, misinterpretation of behavior and not noticing important character details goin' on here, m8.
>>43340802I'm pretty sure she returned at her memorial, so she at least had to know we still cared for her. Good thing too, wouldn't want a battleship of that caliber thinking we completely forgot her after she was sunk at Pearl right?
>>43340465>the Arrow IV urb can carry a nuke
Would the torpedoslut of the never-meant-to-be Canada class nuclear submarines fight for Canada?
>>43340899Why does not the pagodas not get shot off every battle?
>>43340866>>I'm pretty sure she returned at her memorial, so she at least had to know we still cared for her. Good thing too, wouldn't want a battleship of that caliber thinking we completely forgot her after she was sunk at Pearl right?
>>43340896All modern Canadian subs would be Abyssals.We have not been nice to them, no sir.
>>43340899Oh god my sides
>>43340949The ones we bought from Britain? Or the ones that caught on fire?Or the ones caught on fire in the dock?
Hey Planefag, someone archived one of the last Kantocelle threads with GuPQ tags.
>>43340997What about the one in Edmonton?
>>43340946UTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BB-31. Florida Class and such a bad way to go. Didn't even get to keep her guns.
>>43341002Must be the sheer time between posts.
Crix! I summon you!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJWspouRGdYForgive me.
>>43340946USS Utah had been decommissioned for use as a target hulk before 1941-12-07. I'd imagine they thought they had enough BB-rebuilding to do already.>>43341002It was corrected within a day or two.
>>43340997>Abyssal subs running around the West Edmonton mall.They would probably be too busy eating ice cream and riding the rollercoaster to be a threat.
>>43341018That was the best maintained one.Still off line for a few years already.But that one can be raised with the children's laughter. Or childrens sobbing.
>>43340997Just... our submarines.There was a long stretch of time where the West Edmonton Mall (in landlocked Alberta) had more fully functional submarines than the Navy, and the only reason that stopped being the case is that the Mall got rid of its subs. I'm not sure how the Navy sub situation has changed since then.
>>43341033What about getting into the indoor wave pool? That was the best part of the mall.Or the abyssal watching the seal show every hour.
>>43341062More like dess amirite
>>43341032>USS Utah had been decommissioned for use as a target hulk before 1941-12-07. I'd imagine they thought they had enough BB-rebuilding to do already.Not... quite. She had actually been converted to a mobile target ship in accordance with the terms of the first London Treaty, and was also operating as a fleet machine gun school as of 7 Dec 41. In fact, she was considered one of the most useful ships in the fleet, and there was consideration of converting the Wyoming (similarly converted into a training ship) into "another Utah" in the late 30s.
>>43341048Providing advice to Arizona on how to catch Settle's heart.
>>43341061Edmonton is still waiting for her missing sub daughter.
So when are we going to try to refit a fully manifested shipperson? We were trying to do that a few threads ago right?
“I saw that battle from the top down,” you remind her. “While you were watching Sammy, I was watching you.” Willie's hat is jittering so hard you're afraid it'll part company with her head. “I-I-I-I-”“You did pretty damn good, Willie.”“Iwut-!?” “Yeah.” You grin. “Willie, close range is when most people lose their nerve in a fight. Destroyers pretty much have to fight at close range - you carry torpedoes to give you a standoff weapon to avoid that, but if you want guaranteed hits you've got to close to six, seven thousand yards maximum, and that's damn near suicide against cruisers in the daytime.”You see Willie's head nod slightly - she knows this, of course. “So you see someone closing to point-blank range deliberately, despite having a longer-ranged weapon, well, you know they're out to put blood on the walls. And that usually scares people. That's when Captains turn away and shadow half their guns, long before they could've launched torpedoes. That's when people panic and make mistakes that cost them the battle. And that's half the reason the aggressive ones charge, like Sammy did. But when you're backed into a corner and death is almost upon you, suddenly, you just can't miss.”
>>43341089You mean how to tie up Settle's heart?
Willie surfaces once more, pulling her hat down onto her head with both band-aided hands. “... r-really?” “Didn't you watch the video of yourself?” She shakes her head. “When those torpedo bombers had their last go at Hornet, you really clobbered the hell out of 'em. Now, were you scared for your own life?” She nods vigorously, and you feel your mouth quirk. “Well, uh, were you *more* worried about Hornet?” “Y-yes,” Willie said. “B-because s-she w-w-as s-stuck w-w-with me...” “Well, that explains it,” you say. “They were going after your carrier - so you protected her. Some destroyers are natural hunters, and others are natural escorts. Looks like you're an escort.” Willie seems to steady a little. “I-is t-t-hat g-g-ood?”
>>43341116Son, you have a condition. See a medical professional.
>>43341097That was yesterday*. The brass still needs time to work out how the hell to do that.*yesterday being in reference to the in-quest timeline. Jesus fuck, it hasn't even been two weeks and Settle's already causing PTSD in botes.
>>43341121>You're an escortlewd
>>43341121Awww. When will we see Willey protecting her brood?
“Very,” you say, smiling at her. “It means you care about other people, deeply. So deep that when they're in danger you can't not protect them, no matter how scared you are.”Wille's eyes begin to tear up as her mouth goes wiggly. “B-b-bb-ut-”“No buts!” you insist. “You proved yourself in that fight, kid. Time to give yourself some credit.” Willie sniffles, staring at you a bit, then slides out of her chair and carefully walks around the round table. She closes her eyes and barrels over the last few feet in a rush to bury her face in your shirt, hugging you tightly. You ruffle her hair affectionately (she lost her hat in the mad dash) till she calms down a bit. Looking up, you find the entire room staring at you and give them all a look so nasty that some actually look away. Chikuma and Tone are looking at their plates abashedly, but Hayashimo's one visible eye is fixated on you with disconcerting intensity, her pale complexion slightly flushed. Willie's tiny frame stiffens as she hears the hush - whatever else her failings, she can read the atmosphere pretty well. You feel a flash of anger heating your blood, and draw in breath for a sharp rebuke - - when Lt. Hate walks through the door. And he is completely, totally covered in spiders. Within half a second you and Willie have effectively ceased to exist as everyone watches Hate stroll up to the breakfast bar, a veritable army of small spiders swarming up and down his uniform. He serves himself, takes the carafe right out of the coffee pot and carries it all to your table, carefully brushing a few spiders off his ass before plopping down to your left.“Skipper,” he says amicably, saluting with his carafe before sipping from it.
>>43341020Oh they took her guns and gave her a memorial, how tragic.
>>43341121ESCORT destroyer!Paid to be absolutely adorable!
“AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-” Willie screams as one of the liberated ahracnids crawls under the table and towards her shoes. She scrambles into your lap before you can protest, her arms wrapped around your neck for protection. “Oh, sorry about that,” Hate says. “Didn't think of the destroyers.” He begins brushing the spiders off gently with his butterknife, which just causes a swarm of little arachnids to start diffusing through the room. You hear tables and chairs scraping as the weaker-willed shipgirls bug out, so to speak, as you princess-carry a shivering Willie a few feet clear of the table. [ ] “...You are covered in spiders.[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.”[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
>>43340802>most of the Abyssal ships likely felt betrayed by their countries (because they wouldn't have gotten fucked over if their countries had cared about them)I guess starting a suicidal war with a vastly superior enemy for your right to kill, rape, and steal your way across Asia unimpeded doesn't count then
>>43341161Nah not tragic. Rusty metal languishing at the bottom of pearl.
>>43341189>[ ] “...You are covered in spiders.might as well go for the obvious
>>43341148>no trip codenice try dess! >>43341048Kongou is busy preparing tea for teitoku!
>>43341189>[X] “...You actually apologized to me.”>[X] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
>>43341189>[x] “...You are covered in spiders.>[x] “...You actually apologized to me.”Pinch ourselves. We must still be knocked out.
>>43341189>[X] “...You actually apologized to me.”"I guess I need to apologize too now. What."
>>43341189>[x] “...You are covered in spiders.Then the apology then staring matter.
>>43341189>[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.”
>>43341189"Did you get covered in spiders *just* to cause a scene?">[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
>>43341189[x] “...You are covered in spiders.[x] “...You actually apologized to me.”[x] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”[X] "... And what's the scuttlebutt saying about me?"
>>43341189>[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”Don't even bring up the spiders.
>>43341189>[ ] “...You are covered in spiders.
>>43341160>Hayashimo likes the admiral that she sees?Which girl was Hayashimo again?
>>43341189>[X] “...You actually apologized to me.”
>[X] “...You are covered in spiders.
>>43341189>[ ] “...You are covered in spiders.>[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.”
>>43341194Because of HONOUR AND DUTY, nope.
>>43341189>[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.”This is the most improbable.
>>43341121Escorts may not be as glamorous as the dash-in-and-fuck-your-shit-up destroyers, but they're about twice as essential. Most ships possess the ability to ruin someone's day, but it takes a special breed to stop someone ELSE from pushing the shit in you want to stay un-pushed.>>43341160>SpidersOh god. Hate, do we even WANT to know?>>43341189>[x]All of the above, but let's focus on the last one
>>43341189>[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.”Hate, what's wrong?
>>43341194Was Oct 44 the turkey shoot?
>>43341189>[x] “...You actually apologized to me.”>[x] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
>>43341189>[ ] “...You are covered in spiders.We are masters of the obvious,
>>43341189>[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.”This is the most baffling thing.We can figure out why people are staring at us after we solve this great mystery.
>[x] “...You are covered in spiders.>[x] “...You actually apologized to me.”
>>43341189>[X] “...You are covered in spiders.>[X] “...You actually apologized to me.”>[X] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
>>43341160>>43341189>[X] “...You are covered in spiders.">[X] “...You actually apologized to me.”
>>43341189>[x] “...You are covered in pillow forts.>[ ] “...You actually apologized to the pillow fort.”>[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at the pillow fort today?”
>>43341189>[ ] “...You are covered in spiders.>[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”>>43341226The one that almost died in the last battle. The Yuugumo class DD.
>Elsewhere, planefag smacking fluffbringer right in the nuts.Fuckin brutal.
>>43341208>3/4 milk>microwave>brewed in a coffee mug>no teapot in sight>kettles not even mentionedKONGOUEXPLAIN THIS SHIT
>>43341189>[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
>>43341247I would say destroyers were designed to be escorts more than Sammy types.
>>43341189>[x] “...You actually apologized to me.”The spiders are just a diversion
>>43341189>HOW DO I SHOT WEB?
>>43341268Ahhh. So Destroyer Yamata?
>>43341189>[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”The spiders are another rabbit-hole, a fresh form of insanity we just don't want or need to go near.Actually acknowledging that Hate apologised invites a fresh shitstorm in our still-uncertain friendship, especially after his tantrum last night.Just play it all off and 'act' dumb about everyone staring. Hopefully that'll get us some answers about this famous video.
>[X] “...You actually apologized to me.”
>>43341275Wait, that works for tea?Be right back, trying.
>>43341160>Fucking spiders. This is my nightmare.
>>43341291i dont follow
>>43341189[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.”[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”The spiders are just another day here.
>>43341189>[X] “...You are covered in spiders."
>>43341279A bit of both, really. You can trade entire squadrons of tin cans for a capital ship and still come out on top in the tonnage trade. They do make really good escorts, simply because they're a fraction of the tonnage (and thus, cost) of even a Cruiser.
>>43341189[x] “...You are covered in spiders.[x] “...You actually apologized to me.”[x] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”... Sorry, but all of the above must be answered.
>>43341189>You are covered in spiders.
>>43341284Ahhh. Thanks anon!
>>43341275that's disgusting, but not the worst i've seensome of the lads from durkastan who'd never lived in a house without maids tried to make tea by filling the electric kettle with milk and teabagsit's a good thing we've hit image limit i tell you what
>>43341311If you're trying to ruin it, yes.
>>43341275>3/4 milk>microwaved>brewed in a coffee mug>no kettles even mentionedI am so fucking pissed that it isn't even funny.
>>43341189>[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.”Okay Hate what did you do this time and how big of a mess do I have to clean up?
>>43341189>[x] "...You are covered in spiders."We GOTTA hear this story.
>>43341345That sounds pretty radical.Can it work?
>>43341275... Okay, that's... heresy against tea.
ONE VOTE.ONE. VOTE.ONE GODDAMN VOTE TODAYIF YOU VOTED FOR EVERYTHING, KILL YOURSELF
>>43341189>[x] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
>>43341275Isn't microwaving the water the same as boiling it?
>>43341279You've got that backwards, actually. DEs like Sammy were meant to protect convoys and maybe hunt subs (which is why she's so famous for the Samar - she was operating WAY outside her design role); DDs like Willie were meant for convoy-escort, yes, but also for supporting cruisers and heavier ships in front-line operations with their AA, torpedoes, and dual-purpose guns.>>43341085Thanks for the correction.
>>43341253The spike are Jun 1942: MidwayNov 1942: GuadalcanalJun 1944: Marianas Turkey ShootOct 1944: Leyte GulfNov 1944: Aftermath of Leyte GulfApr 1945: OkinawaJul 1945: Bombing of Kure
I don't know about the other anons or methods of making tea, but starting with hot milk is all kinds of wrong, plain and simple.Microwaving water, maybe. But NOT THE FUCKING MILK.
>>43341189[Z] “...You actually apologized to me.”
>>43341380Something something cake. Something something eating it too.
>>43341189>“...You actually apologized to me.”
>>43341380Killing self brb
>>43341189[X] “...You actually apologized to me.”The spiders and the staring have answers we can guess, but I want to know what drove Hate to this level.
>>43341275I'm a Battleship You learn to make do when you don't have the necessities.
>>43341380>[ ] “...You are covered in spiders.>[ ] “...You actually apologized to me.”>[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
[X] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
>>43341189>[X] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”
i'm fucking sick of planefag's ridiculous attempts at 'questing' because literally half the time all our choices all lead to the same result OR because we didn't autisticly note EVERY LITTLE FUCKIN DETAIL IN EVERY FUCKING POST we get COMPLETELY SHAFTED 30 threads later and there's nothing we can do because "lol shoulda paid attention dummy".
>>43341380You should have put that request in with the votes!
>>43341380You KNEW this would happen planefag. Why the hell ELSE would you have all that shit happen?!>>43341417Kongou, you were MADE in ENGLAND. You should know DAMN WELL that even British TANKS are required by LAW to have a fucking tea kettle aboard! I hardly think the Royal Navy would shirk their cultural responsibility!
>>43341397Thanks anon!Wait, we invaded Okinawa?
>>43341417>not even the right name, much less the tripnice try
>>43341438hay mister salt, how are you today?
>[X] “...You actually apologized to me.”This is the most surprising thing of all.
>>43341410THE HERO /TG/ NEEDS
>>43341189> “...You are covered in spiders.
>>43341189>[ ] “...You are covered in spiders"Marine i don't give a damn about the why. i want to know how"
New thread when, we hit peak image a while back.
>>433414731430 aircraft lost.I don't even.
>>43341360with a tiny heater the size of a lightbulb yeah it'd be fine.but it was a mighty britbong kettle with a 2.5kW immersion coil. the milk burned.i got there in time for the screaming.
>>43341417Do you mean to tell me that the HIJMS TEATIME TEITOKU does not have numerous boiling vessels, teapots and at least one thermos?
>>43341473Fast Carrier Force (TF 58) under Vice Admiral Marc A. Mitscher with 88 ships (including 11 fleet carriers, 6 light carriers, 7 battleships and 18 cruisers)>11 fleet carriers>6 light carriers>7 battleshipsThe Americans are not even trying anymore. This can kill anything.
>>43341468SHOTS FIRED, repeat, SHOTS FIRED
>>43341449read yosef some With the Old Breed, nig.
>>43341485And we should be into autosage as well.
>>43341448Japanese Navy. Besides a good milk tea is a good relaxant after a stressful day. Besides someone hid the kettle I have on Base vengeance will be subtle and to the point.
>>43341492The milk literally was lit on fire?I have to try this now.
>>43341491>386 ships damagedWhat in the actual fuck did they do there. Normandy wasn't that bad.
>>43341345>some of the lads from durkastan who'd never lived in a house without maids tried to make tea by filling the electric kettle with milk and teabags>milk>MAKING TEA OUT OF MILKall these image macros, and here we are at image limit
>>43341380I just voted for one them made suggestions on what to do next.
>>43341511Don't forget that the English sent a support force that included at least 2 carriers, 2 battleships and other assorted ships.
>>43341528>implying 3/4 milk brewed in a mug with a microwave is good teathe fact that you need milk or sugar at all means that it is Bad Tea.
>>43341491>>43341532Almost certainly kamikaze attacks.
>>43341542And the Australian were there too.The Canadian navy voted to turn back and not join in.
>>43341189>>43341308>[ ] “... So why the hell is everyone staring at me today?”I agree.
>>43341536Milk Tea, it's a thing in the oriental colonies. Especially Hong Kong and colonies of Hong Kong.
>>43341189>[x] “...You actually apologized to me.”"Oh hell, I LOST that swordfight last night, didn't I? I died and gone to hell, and you came along to fuck with me."
>>43341542And the marines had their own escort carriers.Marines.With Escort Carriers.Let how scary that is sink in.
>>43341561>"Nah buddy, think we'll sit this one out. If those boys even give you any trouble I'll eat my toque."
>>43341438nice copypastaVOTES CALLED. NEW THREAD SOON
>>43341580It could be worse.Could be marines with Destroyer Escorts.
>>43341570No... Milk tea still involves using water around here.Its just a lot more milk.
>>43341580>Marines.>With Escort Carriers.[ABSOLUTE TERROR]
>>43341590To be fair the largest ship Canada had was a light cruiser.
>>43341598Marines piloting Sammies.
>>43341438I think the problem here is you don't read so good
>>43341528>Believing Kongou wouldn't serve proper British tea for teitokuFake Kongou please go and stay go dess!
>>43341618That is an internal combustion engine anon.
So are we going for a two-parter tonight or are we just gonna wrap things up tonight, 700 posts in and imageless at page 9 and dropping?
Can someone tell me what became of the IJN Tosas hull? I can find if it was left on the bottom to rot or scrapped after it was used as a target.
>>43341648We're going for a two-parter.
>>43341656Can't find I mean.
>>43341656It became an aircraft carrier.
>>43341642Hey, Kongou. Any new plans to get your hands on Goto's "torpedo"?
>>43341189[X] “...You actually apologized to me.”
>>43341673Name: Tosa Namesake: Tosa Province Ordered: 1918 Fiscal Year Builder: Mitsubishi, Nagasaki Laid down: 2 February 1920 Launched: 12 December 1921 Fate: Construction cancelled on 5 February 1922;Scuttled on 9 February 1925<WHERE
>>43341033>Canadian Abyssals, They'd torpedo your ship then Surface to apologize for it.
>>43341705Nevermind sunk at Bungo
>>43341710>torpedo ship>surface to pick up survivors>apologize to each one>nothing personal, just war, sorry
Kongou in official sources is a Tea connoisseur. If it is Tea she knows how to make it and enjoys drinking it. Her preference runs toward English teas and really you think she would not make her Admirals favorite tea.Yes she even made Russian tea for Hibiki just don't tell Tenryuu.
>>43341710>We're just doing our job eh
>>43341739As long as she can do a decent Darjeeling she's alright in my book. Even for an Armored Cruiser.
>>43341633Tell me about Anonymous, why don't he read so good?
>>43341710They would be an absolute ass to a german U boat though.
>>43341766Fast Battleship a Fast Battleship Dess
>>43341766Britbong not knowing how to make a good cup of darjeeling.I think you underestimate her.
>>43341380I LIVE. I DIE. I LIVE AGAIN.
>Battle of OkinawaBattle dragged on so long it started with the US 5th fleet that became the 3rd fleet at the end of it.
>>43341816stop getting recycled into spare parts at a ship graveyard then.
>>43341807Wouldn't she be a Nipbong, technically?>Talking about Kongou>captcha is baby carriages
>>43341834... Okay, I wasn't even RPing, I was quoting Mad Max.
>>43341801You're still not even *trying* to convince us that you're Kongou, are you?
>>43341801Not according to the Vickers-Armstrong Naval Yard - 37000 tons of Armoured Cruiser.
>>43341816Hey, there's some Keepers over there. Why don't you go explode at them.
>>43341850As long as you keep the name on, people are going to assume you're RPing.
>>43341850was joke ._.
>>43341850This guy has it right>>43341869Lose the name and people will stop harping on you.
>>43341869Fuck off, he can RP if he wants to.At least he's GOOD at it.
>>43341886Not saying he shouldn't RP, just saying that people will assume that, if he has the name on, he'll be RPing. It's how it works for the other RPing tripfags in this thread.
In 1931 HIJN Kongou was overhauled in to a battleship more armor etc.
>>43341913Just because you treat the CA like a BB, doesn't make it a BB.
>>43341898That's because the other RPing tripfags are all characters in this quest, which would make it extremely awkward if they stopped RPing. Bentus isn't, so it isn't entirely out of the question or even unexpected, at least to me.
Why has everybody not filtered Bentus yet? The thread is so much nicer without his cancer.
>>43341491People overestimate the effectiveness of the kamikazes. During Okinawa the Japanese flew 1,900 kamikaze sorties and had an effectiness rate of 14.7% (26 ships sunk, 182 hits on allied ships, and 97 damaging near misses). The kill ratio for the kamikazes overall was just 1:3.
>>43341930I do have him filtered but I can't seem to stop hearing about him because you don't shut the fuck about himWhy don't YOU have him filtered?
>>43341930Bentus is alright. The problem are the salty people that charge against him every single thread.
>>43341971If he filtered him, he couldn't shit up the thread about him as easily.
>>43341886>at least he's GOOD at itYeah, good at derailing threads.
Can we please not start this again?
>>43341963It might be overestimated, but you can't deny that three planes for one ship is a decent number. Especially considering the amount of flak USN DDs could put up, much less every other ship.
>>43341972I thought it was positively pleasant this thread.Then I made a mistake in replying to someone who though I was RPing.And here we are again.
>>43341847it's probably a complicated feelingwe were allies when she was laid down, and in the great war.then suddenly everything gets flipped turned upside down and America is invading like fuckin Mars Attacks
>>43341994It's too late, he's going to keep freaking out about this and later claim he was just trolling
>>43341930I haven't filtered him because he's been around for so damn long he's almost become an integral part of these threads. Seriously, nobody really complained much until recently. Hell, even planefag said he was fine.
>>43341972I think it's equal parts reeeee and trolls in lush waters.Poor forum boys are used to every post meritung a reply from someone
>>43341971Wow. Planefag said Bentus was K. And everyone else matters infinitely less than planefag. So the verdict is bentus is k.
>>43342020Well...>>43342001He just reiterated it.
>>43341853That was before upgrades tho.
>>43342023It's mostly the latter. So many people here will bite everything, and the shitposters will all bite each other in hopes of getting legitimate posters involved.
>>43342020>he's been around for so damn longI've been following Deme since fucking AWiY and I don't attentionwhore with a fucking trip.
>>43341963>>43342000The entire reason kamikaze was even a thing was because US Naval AAA would shred any bomber before it got anywhere near close enough to do anything. The only way they could even land hits was to strap 500lb bombs onto supermaneuverable Zeroes and ride them all the way in.
>>43342049Yeah, that popped up right after I posted.
>>433420003 deaths per kamikaze pilot, anon. The sinking rate was 1.3%, or a little over 100 kamikazes per ship sunk.
>>43341929>That's because the other RPing tripfags are all characters in this questPoint of order: the only thing I'm RPing as is 'the guy transcribing this quest to other sites for the people whose IT departments block them from reaching 4chan'.>>43341972>Bentus is alright. The problem are the salty people that charge against him every single thread.THIS.
>>43342058Which was horrifyingly wasteful, since most Zeroes didn't get that far.>>43342070It surprised me too.
You see this? You see what's going on RIGHT FUCKING NOW?This is why we don't do namefagging and tripfagging. Because even if you're alright, your very presence stirs up shit.
>>43342074That bad?That is terrible returns.
>>43342084Especially after that started strapping HEAVIER AA to the ships in order to shred incoming planes.
>>43342081That's not really RPing, it's just something to make you easier to identify to those who have comments or questions regarding your transcriptions.
>>43342081I saw your other post DbC. I don't care if my write up is non cannon. I just felt like writing it.
>>43342056>people actually triggered by outsiders>said outsiders who can't seem to fucking grasp the concept of DON'T REPLYIt's a gold mine
>>43342085Hence my theory on Bentus being a dedicated troll like Lanced Jack or Taiga.
>>43342011It's not going to stop. EVER.
>>43342084>Which was horrifyingly wastefulYeah, but again, only way they could even land hits. RADAR-controlled 5"/38 batteries are ridiculously amazing at destroying medium/large aircraft - Remember how Willy D took an entire torpedo bomber squadron out of the air? That thing we just referenced up thread?That was Every. Single. Destroyer. And they came in *dozens*
>>43342081Hun you aren't RP'ing, you're using the feature for what it's intended for: giving someone who has a role or function that requires a psuedo-identity a way to maintain that.The other fag on the other hand, is.
>>43342081You're not RPing, you're just being a tripfag. That's OK, nothing wrong with it here, but it doesn't have the same legitimacy here as an RPer does.
>>43342081Sustained. Baliff, club this man.
>>43342085Or you could simply just ignore that they have a trip/name and move on with your life. Whining about him doesn't accomplish anything.
>>43342058Heavy and medium bomber/torpedo bomber aircraft maybe. There is always the odd dive bomber that snuck in through the clouds and they couldn't do much about it.USN carriers could also suffer massive casualties from kamikazes because they didn't have armoured decks. By comparison British carriers lost practically no one.
>>43342127How did we let 389 ships get damaged by the nips in Okinawa then?
>>43342020How hard have you been skimming? People have been yelling at him since early on. Just long enough for people to realize that he wasn't doing this as a one off thing.
>>43342114Honestly this is the best place to get good, angry replies outside of smut threads.
>>43342119Observing him in his natural habitat, I think it's just autism
Here everyone be distracted by the Kongou sisters not wearing underwear. http://trollvids.com/video/5349464/MMD-Kongo-4-sisters-KiLLER-LADY-1080p-60fps-R-18
>>43342141Is armored deck that expansive to build?
>>43342145Supporting an invasion means putting a lot of ships in one place - and then having them stay put. Much easier targets than the high seas.
>>43342141>snuck in through the clouds>fire control inputs entirely from shipboard radar>cloudsConcealment won't save you.
>>43342092Yup. If you ever wanted to know more than you thought possible about kamikazes check herehttp://www.dtic.mil/dtic/tr/fulltext/u2/725163.pdf
>>43342119I'm really not.>>43342092Yeah. They managed hits... sometimes. Which was more than conventional means.>>43342127Mo' Dakka is always the answer. Radio controlled Dakka is even better.>>43342174Yes. British carriers, to my recollection, were smaller but just about as costly as American ones.And way harder to repair.
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>>43342174It adds a shitton of weight. Modern carriers don't have a truly armored deck, although it's better than wood.
>>43342174It took up hanger space that could otherwise be used to store aircraft.
>>43342111Fair enough. You might have been better served taking it to a KanColle Ideas thread on a more mainstream forum, though - it would have avoided the conflict with planefag's assumed universe.For instance, readers at SpaceBattles or SufficientVelocity would be able to offer criticism and suggestions on improving the piece and your future writings.
>>43342150I don't skim. I don't even know HOW to skim. It drove me up a tree going through biology and history because I couldn't just skip to the interesting/relevant bits. I learned so much random shit it's not even funny.
>>43342085And why should we appease those whiners? Shipposters aren't going anywhere no matter how much the whiners cry.
>>43342166Holy shit Japs make the worst music.
>>43342200Though the armored carriers were a lot easier to get back into flight operations capability after a bomb strike.
>>43342141>USN carriers could also suffer massive casualties from kamikazes because they didn't have armoured decks. By comparison British carriers lost practically no one.They also contributed fuckall to the war effort because of miniscule air wings. Tu~tu~roo~
>>43342165No, he's persistent enough to be a troll. If he wasn't a troll he would have dropped the name as soon as people started impersonating him instead of taking a trip. I think he just enjoys baiting people.
>>43342220I can think of at least two styles that are worse.
>>43342230GET BACK TO WRITING
>>43342216Random shit is often the most hilarious part of History, though.>>43342229Trade-offs. The British preferred a carrier that could take a pounding and keep going, even with a limited contingent. The Americans preferred a carrier that could be repaired quickly and field a lot of aircraft.
>>43342233People from other sites usually double-down on their identity. He's probably just an autist.
>>43342200The self-righteous attitude only catapults you into the worst kind which is a passive aggressive troll. Good fucking job.
>>43342201I like you anon.But is planefag going to sulk for a few hour pretending to be refueling now?
>>43342255Do you remember me, brother
>>43342233I'm talking autism like the kind that builds calculators in minecraft, tha