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Haruna's dark, trusting eyes study you intently as you stare into space past her head, turning it over and over in your head.

The more you think about it, the more inevitable it seems.

Initiative has always been a cornerstone of military strategy since the first Neanderthal hit another with a rock. The instigator of conflict chooses the location and the circumstances; they are free to arrange advantageous situations and when they wish to do battle, as Sun Tzu said, they summon the enemy to them. The defender is always reactionary, forced to do battle on the enemy's terms at a time of the enemy's choosing - and while a skilled fighter is always looking for an opportunity for a riposte, the side reacting is usually the side that loses.

And for the last sixteen months, all anyone, anywhere has been able to do is respond to abyssal attacks. Your enemy has no bases, no logistics chain, no weaknesses - they seem to simply appear wherever the hell they want, when they want - a crushing advantage. And after sixteen months of chasing them around, sixteen months of constant vigilance, sixteen months of stretching their forces thin trying to protect everyone, everywhere, the shipgirls are finally succumbing to the stress and strain. And not two days ago the enemy revealed their ability to set foot on dry land, and to mass forces into true fleets.

But.
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FIRST POST
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>>43526472
in after navy
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There fleet had support vessels present - Harder's debriefing report established that conclusively. And those SIGINT specialists have finally, finally isolated a reliable method of detecting abyssals.

You glance at Haruna for a second - scared, uncertain and tremulous - and feel your heart sink. One thing you've learned very well in your first week at Yokosuka is how the shipgirls are mysteries even to themselves - with the ocean swarming with enemies, they haven't had much time for self-reflection. You've heard more than once how Goto's been unable to support them on a personal level like he once did; and judging from what Haruna said about Kongou's... affections, they sorely miss it.

You sigh and rub your head - they never covered *this* at Annapolis.

[ ] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.

[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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>>43526489
[ ] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.
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>>43526489
>[ ] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.
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>>43526489
>[X] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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>>43526489
>[X] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?

ITS TIME
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>>43526489
>[ ] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.
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>Ask Haruna to keep you in the loop about this sort of thing, and to bring it up with you if she feels any of the girls are in desperate need of help. DELEGATE THE DAIJOBOU
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>>43526472
>[X] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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>>43526489
I really don"t want more combat anytime soon. That shit is much more confusing than talking to people.
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>>43526573
>>43526489
Seconded!
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>>43526573

Protip, that's exactly how that fucking conversation goes, too.
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>>43526591
I would rather have combat we're prepared for than combat that we aren't expecting
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>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
We Shirou now.
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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>[X]There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.
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>>43526472

>[X] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?

Maybe we can get around to that movie night we tossed around all those moons ago. You are now imagining Sammy's reaction to classic Godzilla flicks.
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
Both seem kind of shitty, but it can't be help. Settle himself realize that he can't help them or fix them, it's beyond him but he's willing to try his best even if it kills him.
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>>43526489
>other
Haruna seems to be the up-and-up on current shipgirl morale and seems to have a nose for gossip. Recruit her into helping us wrangle the worst cases before they crack.
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>[ ] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.
BUT
>Ask Haruna to keep you in the loop about this sort of thing, and to bring it up with you if she feels any of the girls are in desperate need of help. DELEGATE THE DAIJOBOU
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>>43526489
>[x] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.
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>>43526489
>[ ] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive
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When will we build ourselves a Gouf Gunpla so we can truly become Ramba Ral?
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>>43526616
OHGODYES.
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WE WILL SAVE EVERYONE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
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>>43526489
>[X] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?

Though we're really going to need to form a support staff for this. In the end, Settle's still one man compared to over a hundred shipgirls.
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>>43526489
[X] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.

This is not a bad repeat of WW2 and all you fucking Kanmusu need to get that through your thick skulls.
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>>43526573
>>43526472
We just asked one Kongou to help keep Goto sane, why not ask another one to help keep the rest of the ships sane.
Battleships are a rock in a storm
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>>43526489
>[x] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?

Settle is the fleet uncle. You can trust him to look after the kids when dad isn't around.
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>>43526628
This actually sounds good no matter what we do, add it to winning vote?
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>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?

For a lot of these girls, winning victories won't change whats bothering them. They need someone who pays attention to them among the masses
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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>>43526664
Sounds like a solid enough plan. Now how will it bite us in the ass?
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>>43526628
>>43526573
These.
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>>43526664
This. Even if they really aren't battleships.

Kongou sisters will be our shipslut staff. In addition to Naka I mean, of course.
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>>43526659

You just keep thinking that. I need the fucking entertainment.
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>>43526489
>[ ] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.
BUT
>Ask Haruna to keep you in the loop about this sort of thing, and to bring it up with you if she feels any of the girls are in desperate need of help. DELEGATE THE DAIJOBOU

Part of being an officer is delegating duties, get some of the other well adjusted shipgirls to help as well.
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
Yay, we frolic in the sun now!
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>>43526489
>[X] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?

NO SHIP LEFT BEHIND
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>>43526645
We need to convince Goto to cosplay as Tetsuya Tsuyuki first.
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first bad idea of the day! woohoo!
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>>43526684
>Now how will it bite us in the ass?
Well, Haruna might be so knowledgable because she's a gossip that nobody likes, even if I don't get that impression from what we've seen.
She might get overwhelmed by this responsibility on top of her own issues and crack like Naka did.
She might go full Burning Love.
She might have poor judgement as to what issues are important, leading to us scrabbling around after innocent hurt feelings like someone in a VN.
We might become overwhelmed even by the filtered version of events, and drink even more heavily as the full scope of 70+ young women struggling to be human while fighting a war descends upon us even indirectly.

I'm not saying these are all likely, but examining what can go wrong is important
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and thus settle worked himself to death inside of two weeks. or ooi punched him and shattered his braincase.
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The rank that Goto unofficial carries is equivalent to the US Navy rank of Admiral of the Navy.
With no lower Admirals than Settle which is Bullshit in the Extreme.
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>>43526489
>[ ] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.

GET THEM TO FOCUS AND THEY GET OVER THEIR PROBLEMS.
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>>43526758
We're just warming up, child.
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>>43526489
[x] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.

Settle already has a hard time keeping up.
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
It's not a planefag quest if we aren't helping FUCKING EVERYBODY

FUCKERS THINK THEY CAN JUST HAVE WRONG STUFF AND GET AWAY WITH IT
NOPE, SHITS GETTING FIXED WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
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>>43526489
>[ ] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.

We haven't had all that good a run dealing with shipgirl issues. We're 2 for 2 in winning battles. Let's go kick some Abyssal ass on our terms, not theirs. Also, let's finally get some psychologists on-staff...
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>>43526489
>[x ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?

Didn't Haruna say last thread that the "decisive battle" thing is scaring the fucking hell out of them?
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>>43526489
[X] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?

Oh, I will enjoy the flailing around as Settle tries to save everyone.

Word to the wise, you can't.

>>43526684
Very, very hard.

>>43526709
Which is why I'm voting for it.
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Hey Planefag

Heard you like Stalkers
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>>43526800
Going on the offensive doesn't have to mean decisive battle. In this case I think it means things like actively and aggressively following up on leads like abyssal capture, abyssal logistics, abyssal detection, etc.
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We are fucked either way aren't we?
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>>43526831
Yes.
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Oh, probably.
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Well if anyone has any better ideas, I'm all ears.
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>>43526787

That's the same line of thought that leads to "beatings will improve morale"

anon can't into psychiatry?
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>>43526831
We can get fucked in style.

We're saving every ship or going down with them.

Hope you guys can swim.
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>>43526684
We get very attached to a ship-girl and planefag kills her off (or insane amounts of suffering).
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>>43526855
Well, we have too many shipgirls. Scrap some of them for resources.
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Could we try and comfort the shipgirls AND suggest that Goto take the lead in planning a counter-attack?
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Man this is a shit situation no matter how you slice it.

We need more people goddamnit. More people like Parker or Hate that can at least give some attention to these girls.
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>>43526489

>[X] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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>>43526855
How about actually trying to focus on our real job and stop trying to pretend we can save everyone because we are big strong admiral who all ships must love? We need to prove to these girls that this is NOT going to be like "last time".
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>>43526873
You're not beating them hard enough.

>>43526881
2-4-11!
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>Man, it must suck to be China in-verse
>Nobody respecting your underwater clay, economic tensions at a high
>Suddenly massive naval treat worldwide you can barely hope to contain
>And then over the course of a year and a half the Japs and Americans go from having one carrier in the region to having 8+ and literally doubling the size of their fleet
>They basically have no hope of shipgirls of their own
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>>43526855
Fixing peoples issues selflessly is an easy way to guilt them into fixing ours. THIS IS WHY WE ARE BETTER THAN ANIMALS.
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>>43526892

How would we even go about solving that, who would we even go to?

Or is this something we have to let resolve itself?
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>>43526489
>[x] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?

WE ARE HEALING TYPE ADMIRAL
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>>43526883
>AND suggest that Goto take the lead in planning a counter-attack?
I'd guess the intel guys are working 25/8 in figuring out the lines of the enemy from our newly collected intel. Or at least figuring out how to figure them out. Until then there's little attack to counter.
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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It's not like Goto and the intel weenies are just gonna sit on their asses if we're not getting them to do stuff.

A counter attack should be in the cards regardless. Right? Right?
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>>43526904
Easy mate, I'm not voting for the option myself.

Plus certain people basically all but using popcorn gifs in their posts aren't helping much.
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>>43526913
And by fixing ours we mean getting our torpedoes in their sterns. Or is that just Ushio?
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>>43526855
Give them something to do. A job outside of being shot at and blown up by not!America.
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>>43526909
If Zheng He's treasure fleet comes back I'll eat my hat.
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>>43526948
God I hope so.
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>>43526489
[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?

We can go on the offensive when we actually have a concrete target.
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>>43526684
exposed to high concentrations of DESS since birth, there's no way these girls came out normal.
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>>43526952
>Plus certain people basically all but using popcorn gifs in their posts aren't helping much.

votes called, writing
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>>43526929
>healing type
Wait until Arizona tries to manifest her Hull if you want Healing. That's going to go so well with her emotional state.
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>>43526489
>[x] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.

Oh god, please don't let that other vote win.
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>>43526957
Hoppo threw a party at Iwo Jima and nobody came except B-52s.
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>>43526983
We should still counter attack the Abyssals regardless.
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>>43526489
>[X] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.

"Haruna, let me show you how this time, it will be different."
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>>43526948
At our last meeting with them, the consensus was to attempt to capture an abyssal to gain intel.
The plan to have a submarine trail a retreating abyssal was put aside (which I wholefuckingheartedly agree with).
Work was begun to get our listening arrays able to track abyssal signatures, which would allow less reactionary defense and analysis of logistics actually possible, theoretically

Also
>Everybody voting to let Goto handle things
>He has explicitly confided to us that he's giving us so much authority because he's on the damn edge of breaking
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>>43526996
B-52 a shit
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>>43526988
HA
HA
HA

WE UBW NOW
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>>43526489
>[ ] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.

pls choose smart choice
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>>43526973
>Go The Fuck to Sleep
Still haven't read that book. I need to get it soon.
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>>43526873
"Beatings will continue until morale improves"
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>>43527015
We need to put Isokaze in a wedding dress and tie her up with magical rope first. Then it is UBW.
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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>>43527013
It doesn't mean we won't do our part in the planning, but that's not really in our hands until there's decisions to make. Intel is not our hat.

We could do some work with training exercises and stuff though. And still fits in the "take care of the asylum" cathegory.
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?
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>>43526996
>Akagi waiting tables
>eats customers food
How can you not see the potential in this?
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>>43526983

God help us all.
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>>43527047
Oh I know, I was just bringing it all up as a minor recap of what the current plans on that level were
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>>43527063
Faith in CNO
Trust in CNO
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>>43526800
She said that the battleships and carriers are getting excited for a decisive battle, but the destroyers and cruisers are nervous and everyone in general is getting scared.
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Soon.
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>>43526983
It's time.
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>>43527101
She will make our cane go all doki doki.
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>>43526855
Wasn't there an idea floating around of trying to summon a logistics or hospital shipgirl to help us fix all the mental problems?
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>>43526973
>kongou is an awesome oneechan

FTFY
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>>43527124
Lewd!
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>>43526916
Generally it's an NCO's job to make sure his people are in a good place, mentally. We could look into promoting the more stable shipgirls but we'll probably need more than three.
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>>43526983
>>43526628
Don't forget this.
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>>43527136
There was, though in the conversation where anon was considering the idea Goto was very bluntly telling us how fucked-up summoning is for the ships that experience it
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>>43526988
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>>43527136
There was.

Then people started to realize that not many of those sunk in situations that won't cause them to go Abyssal the second they wake up.

Still, there's some chance. Not much, but some.
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>>43527136
admin ships are qt
but cast inflation is bad
so maybe after naka becomes an hero
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Unlimited Shipfu Works
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>>43527170
I guess we wouldn't really want a mentally scarred shipgirl trying to fix other shipgirls, hopefully one comes back by themselves at some point.
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>>43527213
Naka is going Abyssal, followed by Sendai when guilt piles up enough over not being able to save her sister.
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>>43526489
[X] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?

Although we may need to address the first option with Goto.

A successful sortie may boost spirits to lessen our load. Why not a small fleet of support tenders and the corgis? They need to burn off the energy, and they're meant to be a screen of sorts. With what we now have for an acoustic signature belonging to abyssals, we should be able to increase our reaction time to them appearing, and hopefully some assets nearby for a swift attack before they disappear.
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>>43527223
Sendai class is shit anyway.

>captcha wants bodies of water
That's it, captcha is going abyssal.
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>>43527213
>Our face when the USN starts summoning ships and we're buried under dozens of new girls who we have literally no hope of managing let alone knowing while planefag fiddles and yokosuka burns
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>>43527247
I'll be 70 and still be laughing at this pic.
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>>43527247
I hope we're able get some captains to ride herd on the girls by the time that happens
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>>43527263
>>43527247
based bomber grape.
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>>43527263
>>43527278

Poor Admiral can never catch a break
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So while we wait for our impending doom, does anyone wanna read about what is essentially the closest thing the USS Enterprise had to a nemesis?
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>>43527311
Ah, the "Dead Man's Switch" leadership method.

I've never seen it last very long.
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>>43527322
Is this Zuikaku, or someone else?
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>>43526489
>[ ] There's only one of you and a lot of scared shipgirls - you can't possibly help them all. And they're not just girls - they're also warships to the core. If you want to put the brakes on the deteriorating morale, you need to stop chasing the abyssals all over the ocean and take the initiative back - you need to go on the offensive.
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>>43527322
GIB HISTORY PLOX
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>>43527322
Sure, why not. Shoukaku?
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>>43527348
It's too late

It's the future we chose
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>>43527240
you might think, shit that's a lot of drama to go through for three nothing-special light cruisers

but imagine the shitstorm of raising taxes to build those three light cruisers
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>>43527349
>>43527363

Well you aren't wrong.

http://www.cv6.org/company/accounts/arima/

Meet Lieutenant Keiichi Arima who was Val pilot who flew from the Shokaku. Flew in China and then fought at Eastern Solomons and the Santa Cruz Islands during the Guadalcanal Campaign.

In both those battles, his plane hit the Enterprise (this is actually confirmed by a lot of historical books if anyone is skeptical), and both times he came away without a scratch.
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>>43527395
>That blush as he gropes her through the sheet
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Yandere Higgins when
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>>43527431
He led a charmed life.
Also,
>FUCK YOU GAIJIN PIGGU FLATTOP IMMA SINK YOU
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>>43527431
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>>43527555
>Higgins with a gnarly scar over one eye and an actual harpoon
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PF's eating
Post CHEEENNNNNNNNs
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>>43527684
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>>43527684
No, post Nui
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>>43527709
No post Fat Stacks
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>>43527684
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>>43527431
Here's a more detailed description of his attack at Eastern Solomons from Lundstrom's the First Team.

"From over the port quarter of the turning Enterprise, Arima weighed in immediately behind ill-fated Yasuda and Kitamura. He saw fighters intercept planes ahead, several of which blossomed bright red flames. Antiaircraft fire unlike anything he ever encountered in China seemd to envelope his aircraft.

After pushing over into the dive, Arima called out the changing altitudes to his pilot, PO1c Furata Kiyoto, as the Aichi's broad dive brakes caught the thickening air. He was surprised by the forest of tracers easily visible in daylight. Shrapnel noisily rattled through wings and fuselage, but inflicted no fatal damage.

The highly experienced Furuta loosed his bomb and recovered low over the water. Arima saw it strike the carrier's flight deck for the first his ever scored on 'The Big E'. At 1644 his 250 kilogram ordinary (semi-AP) bomb penetrated the starboard corner of her number 3 elevator aft. It sliced through the third deck before detonating in the chief's quarters, causing extensive loss of life"
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>>43527726
No, summon Ghost with well tanned blondes
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>>43527684
You got it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sIKYlxDxwE
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>>43527740
>Hitting the Goat Locker
Welp
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>>43527684
Better idea: begin the planefag summoning ritual

Post maids to summon planefag!
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>>43527555

How you think she'll do against Arizona?

Not well is my guess.
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>>43527782
It'll be another 2 hours minimum, just wait patiently.
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>>43527555
Higgins is for daughter or sister, not yandere
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>>43527753

Musashi a best.
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>>43527789
Well, not in a fair, close-in fight, but she has stand off range with those missiles
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>>43527789
Depends on range. Up close she's fucked but at long range she'd have a better chance.
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>>43527813
SUCCESS
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>>43527837

MMMMmmmmmm, dem hard brown abs tho~
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>>43527740
>>43527431
oh, his BOMBS hit the enterprise.
that's a bit less impressive. you made it sound like he kamikaze'd big E twice and moonwalked away.
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>>43527007
Definitely agreed. We owe it to these girls to, as I've said before, become their father, their brother, their husband and lover and also their commander.

It's an impossible task, but these times are impossible and call for men who can do the impossible. To break under such a call is no shame, but to do so jeopardizes all of mankind. We can only hope and do our best to make sure Settle is up to the task.

But for all that, for all we need to do everything we can to make these girls feel like Shipgirls, not mere warships, we also need to remember not to treat them completely as young women. They are warriors and warriors need a war and it is a war we have to win.

It's time to strike back, even as we temper our force. We do not wait until the iron is hot to strike, but make it hot by striking!
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>>43527837

Why have you brought me here, to this place?
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>>43527901
The same reason wizards do anything, I imagine
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It was another clear night over the Atlantic, not a bird in the sky, not a fellow plane, nor Abyssal, or even that crazy Lufftewaffle Red-head who gets pissy everytime I bounce one of hers. The radio traffic was just as clear and no wordless singing that was the most goddamn annoying thing ever.
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>>43527901
Give me your dankest memes. As recompense I offer super-heavy battleships.
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>>43527940
No that's you you goddamn wanker, now shut up and pay attention to the skies.
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>>43527927

WIZARDS: MUCH LIKE PLANEFAG, NO SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG.
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>>43527940
Stop.
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>>43527940
>>43527960
It's only 'nnoying 'cause he doesn't know th' words.
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>>43527940
>Singing over the radio
I'm on to you.
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>>43527782
how do you summon planefag anyways nullify his denbts or post his true waifu
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>>43527992
>>43527960
>>43527940
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>>43526489
>>43526573
>>43526628

I like the idea of delegating. Getting personally involved won't let us get everything addressed.

>>43526616
Also, a movie night or some other R&R activity would go a long way.

>Select all images with waffles.
No, I'm not gonna waffle on this one.
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>>43527992
>>43527960
>>43527940
Aren't you three supposed to be retired by now
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>>43528016

Stop feeding the idiots.
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>>43527740

And finally he's his attack on the Enterprise at Santa Cruz:

"Arima's chutai (division) attacked from astern of the rapidly turning Enterprise two minutes after Seki. He noticed no defending fighters, but AA fire seemed much more severe than on A24 August. Numerous aircraft, including the group commander's, burst into flame from the furious barrage. From his post in the sky control, Benny Mott (Enterprise Gunnery Officer) spotted the leader of the second group emerging from the cloud at 8000 feet and aiming for the starboard quarter. To his gunners he bellowed over the bullhorn: "Four o'clock- four o'clock, get him!'.

The formidable AA did not deter Arima's pilot, PO1c Furata Kiyoto, from going low and securing his hit. At 1017, his 250 kilogram "ordinary" bomb punched through the center of the flight deck only 20 feet from the forward edge. Leaving only a small hole, it dropped clear of the deck, sliced through the forecastle, and detonated in midair near the port bow. The concussion blew one VB-10 SBD off the bow, killing Sam D. Presley, AMM1C, who had bravely manned its rear twin 30s. Set afire, a VS-10 SBD leaked burning gasoline onto the flight deck, ut plane handlers quickly pushed it over the bow and put out small flires. The bomb blast also roughed up the 1.1 inch AA mount recently installed on the forecastle and wounded the battery officer, Ensign Marshall Field Jr. Otherswise bomb damage was remarkably minor."
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>>43528002
>planefag's true waifu

I MUST KNOW
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>>43528054
keine
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>>43528069
Post Keine lewds
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>>43528002
It's quite involved
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>>43526489
>[ ] For all intents and purposes Goto outranks the *hell* out of you, which is why most of the serious paperwork and big decisions are still landing on his desk - or Admiral Thomas's. You're a one-star Rear Admiral in command of a single division, and a lesser workload to match - getting out there and mingling with the troops is something you can actually do. They don't all need personal attention - just the ones who haven't found friends among their peers or outside interests. Ones that have fallen through the cracks, like Shigure. If you don't reach out, who will?

Although I think we should prioritize the girls, the ones who seem to be in the most need should be identified and we should concentrate our efforts on them. And for God's sake, first among those efforts should be to assure they are safe at the base by bringing in some Goddamned security and ejecting the yakuza with extreme prejudice.
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>>43528069
I thought Halley was his waifu?
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>>43528054
Mio obviously
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>>43528086
No
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>>43528093
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>>43528092
>(WRAPPED IN AN AMERICAN FLAG)
Wait, is this the star wrapped in a flag, or each of the five people wrapped in a flag, or everyone wrapped in the same flag?
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Belt fed IJN 25mm when?
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>>43528130
All five wrapped in different American flags. Planefag prefers the ones with 48 stars, from during the Second World War.
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>>43528130
Each of the five people, I think
>Ghost has actually fired a nambu multiple times
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>>43528092
>nambu that hasn't killed its user
that is fucking impossible.
that pistol killed more japs than the nukes we droped on them.
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>>43528054
his sister
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>>43528093
>literally an hour late
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>>43528092
>>43528130
I do remember someone actually did all of that. Not sure if it was Ghost however.
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>>43528157

Ok, to be fair, I had no *idea* how dangerous it was.
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>>43528174
SHOTS FIRED
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After a long, awkward silence, you catch Haruna's gaze again.

“Thank you for filling me in,” you tell her. “I'll attend to these problems personally.”

She looks at you uncertainly. “W-what are you going to do?”

“Whatever I need to,” you tell her flatly. “Haruna-” you sigh, and rub your face for a moment. “Haruna, you're a really sweet girl, so I'm going to apologize to you up front.”

She clutches her teacup like a safety blanket, apprehensive. “For what?”

“For being a blunt old sea-salt sumbitch,” you reply. “Haruna, I've faced the abyssals - personally. I've stared into their eyes. I'm afraid of losing one of you girls - I'm afraid of letting civilians get hurt or killed because I fucked up - I'm afraid of a lot of things, Haruna, but I'm *not* afraid of those sons of bitches.” You squeeze your folded hands together in frustration till they tremble slightly. “I'm not a damn psychologist. I'm no great leader who knows just what to say to motivate the troops. If I was, maybe I'd have-” you bite off that train of thought. “But that doesn't matter. I commanded a warship - just one warship. Just like you, or Kongou, or any of the kanmusu. And if I could, I'd do it again, and go into battle next to you - just like Fitzgerald and Mustin did, in that last scrap. And if I died, another would step up to take my place - and another, and another, and another. You and yours will never fight alone, because we are *not* afraid of those beasts. Regardless of anything else, I'm pretty sure I can convince your comrades of *that.*”
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>>43528153
That's a thing?

I recall a japanese Anti-tank gun that might have been something like that....

Also can anyone tell me the difference between the Bren, ZB vz.27, and the Type 96?
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Haruna is staring at you, mouth hanging open. She blinks, remembering herself, and puts her teacup down too quickly. “Ah... ah... the... refill... your...” you reach over and slide the silver tea service towards her blindly groping hand. She picks it up by the spigot and tries to top off your teacup with the handle. After reversing it, she passes you the scones. You manage to coax Willie close enough to get some tea and scones into her. With Kongou gone you manage to have a nice, tasty tea-time, and when Haruna cleans up and leaves she's beaming as bright as ever, a rosy flush of happiness on her cheeks.

Harder bids her a polite goodbye and watches her leave, the 'wikki-wikki' of the cart's unoiled wheels fading into the distance. As soon as she's out of earshot, he steps back, slams the two sagging halves of your office door as best he can and rounds on your desk, where you're busy hooking your desktop computer back up.

“Really, skipper?” he says hotly. “Really? We're just gonna keep patting little destroyer-girls on the back, maybe ruffle their hair, give 'em a lollipop? We need to get off our asses-”

“And do what, Harder?” you retort as you power on the machine again. “Attack what? We've got a tracking method, we've got an enemy forming fleets big enough to need logistics, but we still don't have an actual target yet. Getting everyone whipped up for a big take-it-to-'em scrap only to get told oopsies, bad intel, our mistake?” You shake your head as you tap your login into the computer. “That's even worse.”
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>>43528208

His fucking form is goddamn awful and just begging for three to center mass. But, fucking no, do go the fuck on.
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>>43528213
>ZB vz.27
Original Recipe

>Bren
English Breakfast

>Type 96
Extra Crispy
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“Fffffffffffffff*uck,* Harder exclaims, tilting his head back and spitting the consonant at the ceiling. “I'm going to go stark raving mad cooling my heels around this place anymore.”

“I know,” you sigh. “Trust me, I *know.* But we just don't have anything to act on yet, and I can't just sit here answering e-mails till we do. Not when Goto's holding up most of the administrative bullshit on his own. If I can't even do the old 'management by walking around' then I may as well eat a fucking bullet now.”

Harder fixes you with an intense, focused look - and then it softens as he rolls his shoulders a bit, plopping back down on a box of books. “Well... you sure clobbered the bastards in that last one.”

You smirk at the unspoken apology. “So, how did it go with Naka, anyhow?”

Harder shrugs noncommittally. “Pretty well, I guess.”
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>>43528208
>I'm no great leader who knows just what to say to motivate the troops.
>Haruna is staring at you, mouth hanging open.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
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>>43528100
>>43528096
>>43528069
Well, which is it???
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You nod, and wait as a poignant silence fills the room. After a minute the sound of your keyboard ceases. After two, you gently brush your monitor aside to gain an unrestricted view of the Gato-class, who's lazily studying something fascinating in the upper corner of your office.

“Harder?”

“Yeah, skip?”

“Talk.”

He flings his palms skyward. “About what?”

“Harder, if you think I won't come over this desk just because I've got a bum leg-”

“Okay, okay, okay,” he says, raising his hands in surrender. “She dragged me to some sing-along thing, we sung songs at each other. Turns out she's pretty smart. Still a stinkin smartass, but...” he shrugs. “Before I thought she was just a damn tart, you know? Backstabbing Jap with some Signapore Whore mixed in for good measure. But she just has a sharp sense of humor, you know? She was just ribbin me, in her way.” He shrugs nonchalantly and crosses his arms, extruding confidence. “Actually I'm kinda glad she isn't a square. Some of these dames, it's torpedoes this, torpedoes that, oh my god don't you just fucking love torpedoes and I'm like-” Harder flips his hand in the air with exasperation - “Hello? Hello? GATO CLASS TO NIPNONGCHINGCHONG, HELLO? Swear to God I've got more faith in my gun than they've got in their whole freaking broadside!”
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>>43528284
Major Winters-tier stuff, man.
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>>43528251
>“And do what, Harder?” you retort as you power on the machine again. “Attack what? We've got a tracking method, we've got an enemy forming fleets big enough to need logistics, but we still don't have an actual target yet. Getting everyone whipped up for a big take-it-to-'em scrap only to get told oopsies, bad intel, our mistake?” You shake your head as you tap your login into the computer. “That's even worse.”
I can accept this for now
>>43528277
>Talkin' with Harder about Naka
OH BOY
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>>43528213
>Also can anyone tell me the difference between the Bren, ZB vz.27, and the Type 96?
First, I think you mean the vz.26.

Second, I think the clearest difference between the Bren and the vz.26 is the magazines: the vz.26 has a straight magazine (7.92x57mm), while the Bren uses a curved magazine (British 7.7mm/.303). The Type 96 is easy to tell from either: it's the one with the bayonet lugs.
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>>43528256
More like three to the nads.
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>>43528277
> “Pretty well, I guess.”
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>>43528054
Heather
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>>43528054
It's you Anon, he's tsundere for you
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>>43528297
Go home Giantdad
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Apparently this is a thing. (My apologies is this has been posted already.)

Needs more USN and Royal Navy...
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You smirk at that. “So you two are getting along, then?”

He humphs. “I understand her now. Didn't say we're getting along. She still thinks she's shit-hot, like she runs the place because she's got some quick quips.” He snorts. “We'll see about *that.*”

You raise an eyebrow. “Are you...”

“Yeah, she tried to duck me for a few days, but I caught up with her,” he confirms, cracking his knuckles. “Next time she tries to shoot the shit, she's bringing a shotgun to a punt-gun fight.”

You lean forward a bit. “You asked *her* out on a date?”

Harder turns the word over in his mouth for a moment, giving you a look of disgust mingled with disappointment. “Did you hear *anything* I just said?”

You lean back in your chair. “A rematch, then.”

“Exactly,” Harder retorts. “And I see that smirk.”

“Hmm?” you say innocently.

[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
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>>43528303
>“Hello? Hello? GATO CLASS TO NIPNONGCHINGCHONG, HELLO?
Marry me Harder.
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>>43528297
It's mio
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we should probably give Harder a heads-up that Naka's been a bit on the edge lately
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>>43528343
[X] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.

All the Shipgirls need a helping hand, but Shigure needs it more than anyone else right now.
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>>43528339
>still no rules for making ships

They might as well just admit its a wargame
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
Once more unto the breach!
Also Sendai isn't wearing any panties...
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.

Time to nip buds where we can.
>Did I make a pun?
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>>43528316
Not sure on the Ballistics between the .303, and the 7.92. I do know the Japanese ammunition was not that great except during the brutal campaigns in the later stages of the Pacific.

and didn't they remove that part of the type-96 later on during the war?
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>>43528256

Y'know, Hate? You're really good at your job, and all, but sometimes you need to slow down and take in the context.

For instance, there are three intact destroyer girls in there, and the glass window in the door is only breaking right then. Which indicates he's breaching, but without putting a frag grenade into the room first.

Maybe. Just MABYE, he's not there to kill anyone! I know, it's a hard concept for you, but relax. Take your time. Get some tasty leaves to eat while your mate grooms your fur. Think it over a bit.
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>>43528343
[X] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.

ERE' WE GO
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>>43528343
>starting at the source
>Settle completely ignores Arizona
Lel
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>>43528343
>>[X] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>>43528343
[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>>43528174
Wait, is THAT why he has a toilet glock/shower knife?
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>>43528343
[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.

I don't think we can fix shigure, thats Gotos problem now
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.


Honestly I think Shigure is beyond our help. Any further intervention will make things worse for all parties involved.
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>>43528339
Before I read 128 pages, why not just write an addon for Harpoon or something along those lines?
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
Let's see if we can't find miss Poi. Maybe she can work Shigure better than us.
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>>43528395

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NOT LEAD WITH A FLASH AND A FRAG oh god you are making me so fucking mad holy shit.
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>>43528303
>Some of these dames, it's torpedoes this, torpedoes that, oh my god don't you just fucking love torpedoes

I see Harder's met Kitakami
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>>43528343
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>>43528174

She's literally a yandere, though. There's nothing hot about that. The only people who think incest is hot are single children. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people.
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
Cut down on the most recent cause of concern on-base eh? Count me in, Chief.
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
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>>43528343
>[x] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.

Procure daughteru.
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>>43528277
>>43528303
>>43528343
Harder...
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>>43528421
I'm no good at building games mate. I'm just putting this out in case one of you fellas wanna do something with it.
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>>43528395
Admiral, those are fae. They've just been biggified.
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>>43528421
presumably, they want to keep it semi-simple, and in the vain of RNGesus, the game
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
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>>43528343
>[x] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start a "I failed to kill a US president and after that my wartime experience was terrible" support group

Besides Willie D, who we all know launched a torpedo at FDR, Shigure attacked JFK, and the various next night she got her reputation for leading comrades to their doom when she lost a torpedo exchange with Maury.
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.

And drag that fucker Hamp along with us while we're at it.
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>>43528401
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.

Even if nothing comes out of it, we should stop pretending nothing happened.

>Shigure tried to commit suicide
>Arizona's angry because we do things without her

Is this even real life?
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>>43528433
Thats rude onii-chan. You're just jealous I've got a significant other in my life!
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>>43528343
>[x] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
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>>43528343
>[x] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.

We are not a trained psych. the last thing we should be doing is messing with her. that's assuming they'll just let us have access to her in the first place.

I honestly can't see them just letting anyone in. It's almost certainly going to be medical personel only.
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>>43528452
He said you don't like torpedoes, you know.
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>People voting for Shigure
Your heart's in the right place, but I REALLY, REALLY THINK that Goto should be the one to talk to her.
He actually knows what summoning a shipgirl is like for them. He actually has experience with the weird-ass cultural shock and insecurity they're dealing with. He's actually her Admiral, and even if he hasn't been able to keep up with all of his girls I'd think that after a suicide attempt he could find the time for that, if nothing else
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
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>>43528343
>[x] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
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>>43528483
You. I like you.
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>>43528343
[x] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
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>>43528472
>semi-simple
Mate this pdf is only 10 pages shorter than third-edition Harpoon
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>>43528054
>I MUST KNOW
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>>43528452
He's got it bad for you, dude!


>>43528401
What's more important, a girl who's just mad at you, or a girl who almost tried to kill herself on YOUR WATCH?
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>>43528284
At this rate, half the goddamn base is going to be (very secretly and out of his sight) vying for a place in Settle's harem.

What's the right term for that? His flag fleet?

>>43528251
>>43528277
God, we DO need to fight them. We NEED to start hitting back and we need to do it as soon as possible... But just WHEN that is is about the thorniest subject I've ever seen. We wait too long and we won't have the strength left; we go too soon and we tip our hand and lose the chance to really deliver a telling blow.

>>43528343
>[x] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.

Secure all bulkheads and load the guns. Action stations chaps! We're going right for the biggest damn problem (or at least the most obvious) right away.

We may not have the magic words to solve everything at once, but we can. Damn. Well. Try. And we are going to make enough headway to make her feel halfway to- Not 'human' but halfway to a real shipgirl.

This is our trial by fire gentlemen. We've had our shakedown cruise and now it's time to test ourselves for real.
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.

>>43528484
Hamp is now promoted to babysitter.
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>>43528521
Dat Freedom.
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>[X] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>>43528433
Okay... Been hearing allusions to this sister thing for this whole quest and the last few threads of SWQ that i aught. What the fuck is going on? Does planefags's sister want to rape him or something? SO he hides guns all around his house?
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>>43528394
The .303 and the 7.92 were broadly comparable, I think - certainly the Poms and the Germans went toe-to-toe with them.

The Japanese 7.7mm was mostly comparable to the .303, I think, but as you say, the Japanese small-arms ammo situation was a clusterfuck no rational being would ever want to touch.
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>>43528251

Haruna route when?

She might be actual competition for Glorious Shokaku
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>>43528528
>But just WHEN that is is about the thorniest subject I've ever seen. We wait too long and we won't have the strength left
It's not even a matter of waiting, we literally haven't had the tools or ability to figure out a counterattack until recently. Wait for the Hyperwave SOSUS Decoder to do its work
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>>43528343
>[x] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
I think it would be better to grease the wheels by talking to others, maybe Yuudachi, before talking to Shigure.
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>>43528343
>[ x] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder
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>>43528519
bulk of it is 1 page/ship for character sheets, and tables for noncombat cute girls doing cute things though.
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>>43528521
BEST TOUHOU
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Guys, we need to aggropease Shigure indirectly. We know she has at least one DD friend, so we can work with that. We can talk with her when she's back at 50% SAN.

Meanwhile, best make sure we don't end with more girls in the brig.

How many DDs do we have, by the way? I'm assuming DesDiv 6 and 7 at least?
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>>43528343
>[X] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>>43528552
rape is a strong word, but consider that planefag's sister was raised in the same conditions and by the same people that raised planefag himself, and that should answer your questions

>>43528575
>1 page/ship for character sheets
disgusting
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>>43528343
[X] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.

Dunno what we are going to do, but when has that stopped us before?
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>>43528528
Yaoi.
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>>43528096
>Halley is planefag's waifu
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.

FRIENDSHIP AGGRESS
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>[X] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>>43528556
Oh god yes. We need a kongou to match Goto's kongou.
Then we get Thomas a kongou.
And then the screaming begins when we find out that Kongou is the only one that loud in public. The others are loud at other times.
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>>43528483
Perfect! Come on, Willie D! You've just pulled escort duty! You can bond over your shared POTUS-pedoing!
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>>43528556
>implying shokaku is competition for FREEDOM ships and yaoi route.
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>>43528499
this guy has the right idea
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>>43528552
Yeah that's about a good estimate
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>>43528603
Indeed.
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>>43528571
>Koishi got Kokoro pregnant
HOW EVEN
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>>43528497
Well, they don't agree with my digestion, that's for sure.

>>43528527
...yeah.
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>>43528386
Japanese roleplaying mate. While the games we find translated tend towards what we are kinda familar with a lot of ones that don't are like Kancol in that you're playing something more akin to a pregen.
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
Going directly to Shigure probably isn't the best plan currently. As much as I want to help her now, it just doesn't seem right at this time.
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
Might want to bring along Poi- I mean Yuudachi
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>>43528639
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.

>>43528416
>>43528495
I agree with these anons, trying to help Shigure right now is probably not a good idea. Our encounter with her is what pushed her over the edge after all.
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>>43528556
Haruna is the brunette counterpart of Shoukaku and actually daijobu. We should be aiming for a two-ship night battle though.

With Ushio and Hamakaze as escorts.
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>>43528552

His sister is an amazing young woman, and he just can't appreciate her for what she is.

also she's dangerous as hell.
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>>43528594
... Honestly, I kinda figure that planefag is well adjusted, more or less. He just likes to have fun like this online and has put in the work to be a good writer. I figured she was just nuts, or acing nuts to troll pf. Or pf was trolling us. That last one was my predominate theory originally. Cause I could see him doing that.
Note this is all through my admittedly odd worldview, tempered by the even odder worldview of the people I live with.
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>>43528499
Yes! I would like to second this.
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>>43528343
[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.

I agree with >>43528499
Let Goto handle Shigure.
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>mfw guys voting to go directly to Shigure
Seriously, what? We need to actually see how other people are dealing with her and maybe get some HELP before we go straight for the finisher.

We didn't have any success interacting with her last time. It's not like we have anything more we could say to her right now.
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>>43528452

Naka, hon - Harder's a chuuni. A chuuni who actually had the skills to walk the walk, no less. If someone sneaker-surfed down the bannister of the White House's grand staircase while killing terrorists with dual-wielded 1911s, jumped off the end while fireworks went off behind him and landed blasting out a metal rendition of the National Anthem while a flock of bald eagles cried around him, he'd opine that real men play acoustic and observe that the terrorists weren't even riding grizzly bears.

tl;dr wanting to associate with you more is praise, kiddo. What's the problem here?
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>>43528624
> Implying Shokaku has competition
>Hasn't given Settle half as much shit as FREEDOM SHIP

kek
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
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>>43528641
Oh you. Don't worry, they didn't break anything Sendai can't break too.
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>>43528706
Ooi just doesn't understand.
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>>43528616
Shigure first - and a fleet-wide meeting wherein we suggest to the other girls that ostracizing/bullying their comrades based on superstition is a very stupid thing to do.
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>>43528720
>implying anons won't always go for the bloo hoo hoo Knight In Shining Armor Who Saves Yon Damsels options

It's inevitable, anon. Just accept it, shake your head, and move on.
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>>43528665
Templates like tha--
Nevermind.
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>>43528499
>>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.

This man has a point, we either need to round up a support group for her or let Goto make the initial approach. We should try and take care of some ship drama so that way he has the time to do that.
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>>43528730

To be fair, if they're not fucking riding bears, then someone else can be handling it.
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>>43528556
you're misreading the signs m8
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>>43528400
Changing my vote to this
>[X] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
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>>43528643
>RPG's exclusively about playing pregens

Wait what? Why?
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>>43528750
>Shigure first - and a fleet-wide meeting wherein we suggest to the other girls that ostracizing/bullying their comrades based on superstition is a very stupid thing to do.
It might be nice to see how many ship girls actually DO this before opening our mouths and chastising them.

I assume Poi is in the know in this regard.
>>43528763
>This picture
lolwat
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>>43528665
Related
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>>43528556
That's a real dangerous path m8
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>>43528641
Naka-chan's next.

Shigure may have broken more dramatically, but while I'm an unable seaman, I know the structural stress that extensive spalling damage can cause.

Naka needs help. Probably help and some time in drydock. We're not retiring her (we need every girl that floats), but honestly, I'm not even sure she's landworthy at the moment, much less seaworthy or combat-ready.
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>>43528343
>[X] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
Success! I got back before the vote was called this time
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>>43528768
>To be fair, if they're not fucking riding bears, then someone else can be handling it.

Like who, the Secret Service? They're too busy banging cheap whores, remember?
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>>43528793
>Tewi
The true mastermind.
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>>43528783
Japanese people don't play tabletops at their own houses, apparently. They go out and get a room somewhere, and are heavily into one-shot games for that reason. Hence, less time spent making characters is more time spent playing.
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>>43528730
In a word? Or at least a few kilobytes?
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>>43528776
>Tactical hand signals as interpreted by the Kongou sisters
Kek

>>43528787
It's from a Setz yonkoma. You need to read it to get the context.

>>43528793
>CG Dragons
What is this, Fuyuki City?
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>>43528343
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>>43528834

I guess I'll buy a fukkin vowel, hon.
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>>43528828

Sounds like a fucking departmental problem to me.

You seen Arizona around? I got some shit she wanted.
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>>43528832
is there some reason they can't make their characters before they actually meet to play?
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>>43528858
>>43528834
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>>43528858
...I don't want to take him with me.
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>>43528859
>I got some shit she wanted.
does this include 120 ft of rope?
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>>43528832
Have you ever been in a Japanese apartment? There's no space for a tabletop game.
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>>43528859
... Can we ask what it is? And if yes, what is it?
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>>43528859
>You seen Arizona around? I got some shit she wanted.

DO ELABORATE
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>>43528343
[x] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.

Get more information. Shigure will just not react well to Settle. Not yet.
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>>43528838
>What is this, Fuyuki City?
It's only a matter of time before Yukari reads Fate/stay night and tells Ran about a great idea she just had.

Thinks escalate from there.
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>>43528886
Is it because of his associates?
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>>43528343
>[X] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.
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>>43528343
>>>[X] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.

Oh, a vote.
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>>43528886
Is that really it, or are you more afraid of him keeping you here?
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>>43528886
Well that went from zero to dark in a jiffy.
As expected of Naka-chan
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>>43528882
For the same reason it doesn't happen in the west.
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>>43528898

Fucking no. You gonna answer the question or do I just gotta do this the fucking old fashioned way?
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>>43528720

I don't think getting Goto to help would do much considering he hardly knows about Shigure's situation because of how busy he is, and getting some help from any shipgirls close to Shigure wouldn't work because any of them close enough to her to get through have probably tried and failed, or aren't equipped to help her in the first place.
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>>43528889
That would make sense as to the reason why, sure
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>>43528882
Wait, I wouldn't trust players with characters I haven't seen, why would you?
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>>43528886
Hahahaha..
Oh wait, you're serious.
Let me laugh louder.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>43528908
>Gensokyo Holy Grail War
All of my yes.
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>>43528944
because my group aren't assholes?
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>>43528886
Mind saying that again?
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>>43528957
I think you are missing the part where these aren't established groups.

These are random people who expressed interest in your game.
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>>43528886

There's so many things to scream at you right now that I can't possibly type them all, so lets just pick one out of the blue, here.

Harder. Submarine that picked fights with anti-submarine ships on a regular basis. That was normal for him, that's just how he rolled. So, for a moment, imagine how he's going to react once you're gone.

Think that one over for me.
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>>43528939
Not the first guy, but I still think that Goto is a better choice than us. When we last saw Shigure is when she snapped. I don't think we should talk to her just yet.

Maybe instead we should talk to some of the other shipgirls and encourage them to talk to her?
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>>43528939
Perhaps, but it would be easier to deal with the issue if more heads were involved. Might be able to come up with something that works by getting help.
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>>43528886
Damn it Naka. i think I know what you're planning to do. It's dangerous to go alone. Just take him with you.
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>>43529013
He's obviously going to be a perfectly well adjusted gentleman of discerning taste and elegant sophistication
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>>43528882
Because that would mean everyone would need to buy a rulebook, or you'd have to spend weeks passing the DM's around. This isn't a big deal for fa/tg/uys like us, but in normalfag heavy Japan it's a big issue
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>>43529007
wait, they don't have regular groups either?
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>Harder was there the whole time while Haruna was talking
>He knows about Jintsuu and Sendai being down in the dumps and crying
An important aspect of being a submarine is figuring out how a convoy will behave based on a few of its members
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>>43529013
>>43529039
>So, for a moment, imagine how he's going to react once you're gone.
>harder's face when
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>>43529031
I like my faeries big, if you know what I mean.
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>>43529019

Though thinking about it again, we also don't know what her opinions on Goto are now.

For all we know, she could blame him for have not noticing all the shit she's gone through sooner. Seeing him might just remind her of it all over again.
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>>43528938

I CAN FIND OUT, LT.

I HAVE WAYS.
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>>43528951
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>>43528886
Like I said: NAKA. IS. NEXT.

Girl, you are going to get some family and friendship and trust and affection and comradery ALL UP IN YOUR SELF-ESTEEM and you will LIKE IT AND THANK US FOR IT!

Hell, we need to see to Naka next if only because >>43529013 is right. Last thing we need is- OHGOD! Has Harder seen Top Gun yet?! He must not learn about Maverick, he will be uncontrollable!
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>>43529013
>Harder. Submarine that picked fights with anti-submarine ships on a regular basis. That was normal for him, that's just how he rolled. So, for a moment, imagine how he's going to react once you're gone.

>>43528886

He's also the guy who decided it was a good idea to surface in the middle of an enemy fleet in the middle of retreating, so he could get a solid close in spread on an enemy carrier.

He then sunk the carrier and still got away.
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>>43528910
Well, she certainly doesn't help.

>>43529013
...are you threatening me with the prospect of him dating my sisters, Admiral? Because I thought we were abiding by the Geneva Convention.
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>>43528330
Heather is not for waifuing.
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>>43528886
are you going to sail off into the sunset, miss and get stuck on a rock again?
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>>43528553
I'm sorry, I thought of the Japanese round was weaker then the .303 or am I thinking of their old ammunition round that they never really fully phased out.

Really the Logistics is such a mess, I'm surprised we lost so many allies as we did.
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>>43529087
Plus, we're covering for Goto so he doesn't crack, remember?

We have to solve this with our big head and our shipsluts. One big damn family.
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>>43529089

Old fashioned way it is then. Fucking, at least this fucking post has good wifi.
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>>43529075
>tfw Harder is actually a decent shrink but he has a rough way of doing it


>>43529092
Dat panel 3 on the left yonkoma is all sorts of cute
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>>43529099

HAHAHAHA, HARDER, A PLAYER.

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

Maybe he'll develop tact, too!

[STATLER AND WALDORF INTENSIFIES]
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>>43529085
Fairies are not for lewding.
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>>43529099
>...are you threatening me with the prospect of him dating my sisters, Admiral? Because I thought we were abiding by the Geneva Convention.

Well, who knows, maybe Sendai will go out with him to track you down.

Might be close enough to a date for most Japanese.
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Also, five bucks says that if Naka hasn't scuttled herself by then, the first Abyssal we manage to capture is her persona
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>>43529152
NIGHT BATTLE YASEN
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>>43529179
If we don't capture Hoppo we revolt.
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>>43529099
Actually Harder and Sendai might just bond over a roaring rampage of rage against the Abyssals if you're lost....Maybe they'll name their first kid after you.
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VOTES CALLED

and pretty narrowly, too

WRITING
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>>43529089
>.. -- .--. .-.. -.-- .. -. --.
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>>43529179
>Persona
Naka tag-teaming with her Abyssal self and turning it into her persona when
>I art Thou, and Thou art me...
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>>43528343
>[ ] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start at the source - Shigure. No point in ducking it any longer.
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>>43529152
>An impromptu task force of Sendai-class, Gato-class and anyone else they can round up (mostly subslut that delight in fucking with Harder) sailing into the teeth of the enemy, the heart of the storm, just to rescue the one they care about. A raid under cover of darkness to free Naka-chan from the abyss...

While that sounds awesome, that's the sort of thing that could only happen in a WAY more optimistic quest. Don't do it guys; Planefag will feed us our own elbows and wash them down with tears.
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>>43529201
>implying Sendai would let herself get knocked up

PRRRRREGNANCY CONFERS NO TACTICAL ADVANTAGE WHATSOEVER
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>>43529094
So, if you're trying to keep someone from killing themselves, using the specter of how awful people will feel after they do it won't work. It just sustains the depressive spiral.

What you want to do is find some reason, however tenuous, however petty, that they want to live on to see even just for a little while longer. And then get them making plans about it, seeing how they can go about making a change to pursue whatever it is, and making them safe in the meantime while they're still unsure of whether or not they really want to end it all. Professional help is absolutely necessary, but getting them talking and looking to the potential for a future goal, even if it's silly as seeing some movie sequel or starting a band, goes a long way to defusing the immediate tension. So that's probably what Naka needs.

Her relationship with Harder might be the necessary lever, but it should be applied on her terms. What she wants from it. Not from how he'd react after she's bought her ticket out from the material realm.
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>>43526796
And I'm going to enjoy watching us fail at everything as per usual.

Seattle needs to quit trying to be something he's not, a therapist.
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>>43529099
Hey Naka!
Do you know this man they call Igor?
He can help you convince your abyssal self to turn back to the Light Side of the Force!
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>>43529219
Naka will trascend the shipslut-abyssal barrier?

I can get behind that.

It would be "how to train your dragon" all over again.
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>>43529246
Should we get her a duckling?

>>43529239
It compensates for the reduced strength modifier.
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>>43529246
In other words,
>if you kill yourself, you won't get to fuck with Harder anymore.
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>>43529239
Go home Ocelot, you're drunk.
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>>43529263
I now Imagine the shipgirls cosplaying as either SEES or the special investigation club from Inaba city.
And then they summon their abyssified selves as their persona.
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>>43529099

Do me a favor, hon. Mention the idea to him. Just... roundabout, maybe. Maybe the answer will put your mind at ease, eh?

I'm giving you first shot at it, because if you don't - I will.

Sound good? Good. Glad we had this little chat.
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>>43529277
>Should we get her a duckling?

This is not actually a terrible idea. A pet, anyway, is good for mental stability if you're not an irresponsible douchebag who neglects or abuses it.
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>>43529246
>how awful people will feel

Nobody dies alone in war, anon.
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>>43529306
Admiral, your savant moments are golden.
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>>43529246
>>43529277
>Duckling
>That doujin
God dammit Anon, I've caught something in my eye. The something is tears.

But yeah, I know the methods... I've been uncomfortably close too many times and been pulled back by the best friends I've ever known, using those methods, to NOT know them...

Naka-chan... Please no...

I-I'm going to bed. See you when I can catch another thread...
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>>43529336

Wasn't it a chicken?

>And nuinui?
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>>43529325

How the fuck come you can say stupid shit like this and get the fuck away with it, but god for fucking bid I fucking say it. What the fuck. Buttfucking navy bullshit sorcery is what it fucking is.
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>>43529325
Tell that to this girl, admiral.
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>>43529306
On the one hand, I agree with you.
On the other hand, jesus christ you need to look in a mirror even if you aren't CONSCIOUSLY suicidal
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>>43529152
Sendai's boiler goes doki-doki for the crazy Yankeetoku who swordfucked two dudes at once while drunk off his ass.

At night.

It's as if Cupid's torpedo struck her amidship and exploded her oxygen torpedo rack, flooding her boiler room with love.
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>>43529306
...I'll take that under consideration.

Now, how about you?
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>>43529356
>Hate spouting Band of Brothers-tier shit
That'll be the day, marine.
That'll be the day.
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>[X] Well, now that we've announced our Intention To Save Everyone, we best start mingling - time to hit up the destroyer practice. We can pretend we're monitoring Willie so it doesn't look like we're hovering over everyone's shoulder.

Seattle cannot save Shigure by himself with his usual attempts, this was proven already.

He cannot do it alone no matter how much /tg/ thinks otherwise
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...Odd. Things seems very gloomy here. I wonder why?
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>>43529356
>How the fuck come you can say stupid shit like this and get the fuck away with it, but god for fucking bid I fucking say it. What the fuck. Buttfucking navy bullshit sorcery is what it fucking is.

R A N K
A
N
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>>43529374
Oh god.
Run.
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Only way I can see for Naka to really feel at ease is if they track down that Abyssal dock, and then in an attack Naka personally kills that evil-twin.

Then quite a bit of consoling. Granted it may be quite weird for her to explain things.
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>>43529099
More like killing them.
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>>43529387

Different fucking generation, fucker. Pithy fucking moto bullshit like that went out the fucking window in Iraq 2. By the time we hit the fucking desert anybody doing that kinda bullshit got laughed at.
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>>43529395
Gloomy? We're having fun here, man.
See my face? I'm having fun.
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Is there a book about the USS Harder? I've just finished Barb and Tang's books and I need more glorious Gato-class action.
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>>43529395
It's always darkest before sunrise.
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>>43529409
It's James Mattis fault, isn't it?
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>>43529407
Please Naka's so Mahou Shoujo that she'll give her Abyssal self the Big Hug while crying about how sorry she is for leaving her behind....and then suicide both halves of herself.
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>>43529409

So they make RPGs that only frag one guy, now? Neat. Must be nicer than the Navy. Fuck up and everyone in your compartment is liable to pay for it. Fire! Not fun.
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>>43529374
Settle needed to be out of country yesterday. He is so dead as soon as the sun goes down, it'll be like he's being hunted by wendingos.
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>>43529395

Whatever could you mean? This is what happy anons sound like.
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>>43529437

Fuck no. If he'd have been in command, maybe my company would have had enough bodies left breathing to make a decent cadre instead of being deactivated after Ramadi.
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>>43529431

But that only happens because the moon has set (or is very close to doing so). Who has been the one to provide the small amount of light for us since our arrival, and why do you want her dead?
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>>43529438
Get out of here Meduca
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>>43529374
>>43529450
When the Abyss stared back, Settle poked it's fucking eyes out.
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>>43529450
On the positive side, he doesn't need to worry about Yaks anymore.
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>>43528886
Miss Naka... Let him choose.
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>>43529457
>Hate's sanity and comrades gone.webm
I now christen thee, Hate the Reaper.
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>>43529475
No seriously have you read her diary? She's reqq'ing things like you wouldn't believe that I'm pretty sure will make for one hell of a bomb, girl may be crazy but she wants to go down with a blast.

Captcha asked for donuts...time to Kongou.
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>>43529478
Specifically with his cane/sword.
>>43529488
I'd imagine that he'd prefer yaks. I'd rather be chased by something I can fight without having to resort to anti-ship weapons.
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I have a hard time reading these things. Would it be safe to say that now is a bad time to bring up my request for mass-scale caterpillar treads to Naka and the Admiral?
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>>43529104
Heather is for bullying.
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>>43529538
Just phrase it involving Yaoi.
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>>43529538
... SENSHA JA NAIIIIII
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>>43529538
>mass-scale caterpillar treads
Not sure I want to guess why you need that.
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>>43529104
>>43529549
Who is Heather? Why can't planefag waifu her? Why am I supposed to bully her? WHAT IS MY LIFE???
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>>43529538
What would those even be for?
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>>43529563
she wants o give japan an okayish tank/invent the BOLO
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>>43529577
Literally who are you?
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>>43529395
>CELEBRANGST
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>>43529431
It'll get darker, don't you worry.
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>>43529538
Nope, it will likely let them focus on more important objectives.

So go ahead.
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>>43529599
I am the hero this thread deserves.
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>>43529455
>dat pic

We should do that to Naka and kek the shit out of Harder

or to Goto and kek the shit out of Kongou
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>>43529590
>inventing the Bolo

Guys I think this anon is on to something. Bolos are how we take back Iwo Jima.
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>>43529625
No, you're going to start another shitstorm if you keep namefagging.
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>>43529615
Okay.

Hello Admiral. I would like to formally request two sets, or resources to produce two sets, off massive-scale caterpillar treads for purposes of advanced engineering vital to our current war effort.

They're for Ise and Hyuuga, you see.
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>>43529625
Wouldn't that be Delaware?

Since, you know, that's were Gotham is located.
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>>43529577
Non-canon character from MQNQ write-ups. She's very into yelling and has a personality that demands bullying.

She's also in that maid rpg game he's playing.
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>>43529642
Shit, I just noticed that. Sorry.
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>>43529629
>Kek the shit out of

The hell? Is this board wordfiltering c-u-c-k?
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>>43529647
Oh hell.
Shimakaze wants to make Ships-on-treads.
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Kek
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>>43529664
Yes. Along with t-b-h, f-a-m, and s-m-h
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>>43529647
I see nothing wrong with this.
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>>43529664
A bit behind the times are we? Smh.
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>>43529664
baka senpai desu
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>>43529664
The whole site is.
Based MooTwo
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>>43529374
I'm okay with this.
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>>43529679
I NEVER EXPECTED THIS IMAGE TO BE RELEVANT
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>>43529684
desu senpai baka
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>>43529720
Jesus Christ.
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>>43529664
>he doesn't know
先輩馬鹿です。
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>>43529693
>The strength of man's desire to kill man is over-stepping, even now, all bounds of the imagination.
It's almost beautiful
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>>43529720
>>43529693
>>43529679
>>43529647
I don't even.
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>>43529590
>invent the BOLO
ARIIIIZOOOONAAAA

WEEE HAVE A REFIT FOR YOUUUU~
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Well. This thread certainly went places.
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>>43529679
Awwww yeahhhhhh
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>>43529710
That's a lot of firefighting foam. It must have been a pretty intense blaze.
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>>43529819
A blaze of love.
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>>43529807
Oh hey! Momboat!....Crix!~ Where's that MILFBoat story?
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>>43529804
Go home ML, you're drunk.
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“Anyway, skip, I should let you get back to work,” Harder says. “I was hoping I could borrow a few more books before I left, though.”

“Sure thing,” you say, nodding at the shelf. “Help yourself.”

“Uh...” Harder says uncertainly as he scans the shelves full of big, thick, intimidating bindings. “Any suggestions?”

“... actually, yeah,” you reply, leaving your desk and walking to the bookshelf, scanning for the title you've got in mind. “Here.” You pluck it off the shelf and hand it to him. He turns the blue-bound book about to check the binding (you keep all the dustjackets elsewhere, since you read frequently.) “Shattered Sword? This is about carrier ops.”

“Yeah,” you confirm. “But I think you'll identify with USS Nautilus. More to the point, though, the authors do a fantastic job of explaining the mindset of the IJN. They also explain what a clusterfuck their command staff was. I think you'll understand those poor girls a bit better when you see what they're putting up w-”

“BUERAU. OF. ORDINANCE,” Harder shoots back instantly. “They have a hard-luck story to top that?”

You chuckle. “You might be surprised, kid.”

You send Harder on his way with Shattered Sword - you're pretty sure he won't be able to put it down for a few days. Then you don your khaki cap, pick up your cane and limp towards the door - it's about time you looked in on Shigure.
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>>43529806
FUCK THAT SHIP
Spent a lot of credits just to blow that bastard.
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>>43529590
What type of Bolo are we talking about here, the knife?
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The base brig has transformed since you saw it last - apparently the matter of Sammy bending the bars during her brief stay was taken to heart. The most obvious change is the M163 SPAAG parked outside - still painted in desert camo, in fact. You look it over curiously as two Marines busy themselves lubing long-neglected grease fittings - it must've been pulled out of a National Guard armory somewhere stateside and flown in. After the air attack on Yokosuka, you were promised more air defenses, and it looks like you got them. This one, however, is facing the exterior access doors to the brig; and the heavy concrete wall sections set up on either side of the entrance form a channel leading right to the gun. Two heavily-armed guards with plate carriers and helmets give your ID a cursory check and send you through with a weary salute - it's a hot day to be standing around in armor.

The cell blocks have changed, too - half the cells now sport bars thick enough to stop King Kong, and contractors are working on modifying the last few to your right. You limp your way down the hall to the last cell on the right, the one the desk clerk directed you to. Two more guards are slouching outside the cell, both of them watching their charge carefully. One of them has a Barret .50, and he's not keeping it slung, either.

The cell is unlit; the ceiling lamp smashed out. You spot Shigure's silent sillouete in the far corner, knees pulled up against her chest, huddling for all the privacy she can get against two pairs of watchful eyes (not counting the camera.)

[ ] Wait quietly till she talks.
[ ] Break the silence first.
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>>43529863
the tank.

The sapient, superheavy tanks.
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>>43529851
IDS
HABBENNING
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>>43529851
>Bureau of ordinance
Oh Harder.
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>>43529844
BURNING LOVE?
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>>43529851
>Shigure
OH BOY
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>>43529869
>[x] Wait quietly till she talks.
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>>43529851
>SHATTERED SWORD

YESSSSSSSSSSS
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>>43529869
Is asking the guards to stand back a bit out of the question? We promise we'll make some noise if she's about to kill us again.
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>>43529869
>[x] Break the silence first.
Hello Shigure.
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>>43529869
>[ ] Wait quietly till she talks.
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>>43529869
>[ ] Break the silence first.
I doubt she even notices us
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>>43529869
>[ ] Wait quietly till she talks.
Nope, not digging my own grave here.

>VADS
Planefag why
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>>43529869
>[x] Wait quietly till she talks.

Maybe pull up a chair to wait. Have the Marines stand down, or farther away at least.
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If the tank is named Bonaparte I'm going to die.
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>>43529869
>[ ] Wait quietly till she talks.

Can't be too forceful.
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>>43529869
[ ] Break the silence first.
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>>43529869
>[ ] Break the silence first.
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>>43529869

Wow, Sammy really scared them, huh?

>[ ] Break the silence first.

Apologize for the shit the dogs put her through, and assure her that those particular ones have been taken care of.
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>>43529869
>[ ] Wait quietly till she talks.
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>>43529869
[x] Wait quietly till she talks.
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>>43529921
>Dominion Tank Police
Nice choice there bro.
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>>43529918
>Planefag why

Because the only other thing available was some M1128s, and not even the Navy wants those!
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>>43529869
[x] Break the silence first.

We need to tell her that we're here for her. If she needs a hug, we need to give it.
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>>43529869
>WE RIDE FOR FREEDOM. OPEN THE GATES.
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>>43529869
>[x] Wait quietly till she talks.
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>>43529869
>[x] Break the silence first.
OI IT'S 8 BONG
and wail on the bars with our cane
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>>43529869
>[ ] Break the silence first.
Though yeah, some privacy would be nice even if it's impossible
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>>43529913
Yeah we could probably get them to move away or something Its not like their guns would do anything if she had her outfit on
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>>43529913
I definitely support telling the guards to take a walk.
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>[ ] Wait quietly till she talks.
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>>43529869
>[ ] Break the silence first.
Dismiss the guards. (They won't actually LEAVE, but maybe you can get them out of immediate earshot.) Tell her just how many people under our command have death wishes for various reasons. Including us.
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>>43529913

Of course. Kind of hard to chat when they're looming like that.
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>>43529869
>[x] Break the silence first.
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>>43530035
Wait, isn't this the girl who literally pointed a gun at us.

Are you sure this is a good idea?
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>[x] Wait quietly till she talks.
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I'm thinking we should have found Poi before coming.
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>>43529869
>Stand there silently for a bit.
>[X] Break the silence first.
>"Do you need a hug?"
>"Yes you do c'mere."
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>>43530044
It's also hard to chat when you're in a tree with a naval rifle down your throat, but, well
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>>43530064
It's the future we have chosen.

Whatever, we can get some good outta this. Just be tactfull.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJEwo_gwO9M
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>>43529869
>[X] Wait quietly till she talks.
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>>43529869
>[ ] Wait quietly till she talks.
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>>43529869
>[ ] Break the silence first.
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>>43530059
No, actually she shoved a gun into our mouth and down our throat.
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>>43529869
>[ ] Break the silence first.
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>>43529869
>[x] Wait quietly till she talks.
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>>43530104
I'm told in some culture that's considered a great honor.
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>>43530087
>Just be tactfull.
Fat chance of that happening anon!
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>>43530075

if you could see my fucking face right now
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>>43530163
Quick! Based Kitakami-sama, put words in our mouth!
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>>43530087

>Settle
>Tact

Stop doing that shit, I'm fucking drinking here.
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>>43530167
What about facefucking with a gun?
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>>43530163

EMERGENCY CHECK: KTKM "KETTLE," BLACK.

MATE FALSE.
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>>43530167
Honk
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>>43530075
You're for serious, aren't you
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>>43529869
>[ ] Wait quietly till she talks.
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>>43529869
>[ ] Wait quietly till she talks.
We be good listener.
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>>43530167

This is going to end in a fucking bloodbath I know it.

At least we'll get to see how effective that .50 is against shipgirls.
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>>43530180
We're yaoi.
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>>43529869
[ ] Wait quietly till she talks.
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>>43529869
>[ ] Wait quietly till she talks.
>>
VOTES CALLED! NEW THREAD IN A BIT. This update might go a bit longer, might not, depending on if you get a choice to attempt heading off the badness or not.

EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE NO PRISON CAN CONTAIN HER
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>>43529869
>[X] Wait quietly till she talks.
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Really should have grabbed her sister before going here.
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>>43530270
Someone regulate this girl's access to Sadpanda.
Please.
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>>43530270
But she doesn't have a penis.... unless...
Is their something you're not telling us hmm?
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>>43530270
Thank you Super KTKM-sama
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>>43530289
Everything will be alright
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>>43530289
HABBENING
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>>43530289
>itshapping.jpg
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>>43530289
Oh, I can't wait to see what happens!

On a scale of "Well, it could have gone worse." to "This is what happened to WHFB with the End Times.", how bad is it going to be.
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>>43530289
fuck
>CAPTCHA is boats
I'm not sure how much of a sign this is.
>>
So is it time to roll up a new Admiral?
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>>43530360
I predict salt on the levels of the Age of Sigmar release.
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>>43530360

There's a difference between "shit going down" and "just shit", Mr. Ship Person.
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>>43530409
>Admiral
>Not a new chief-of-staff Captain
Where's Bright Noa when you need him
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>>43530360
Probably in the range of "New Codex"
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>>43530213

Yeah, but at least she's good fucking looking.
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>>43530289
ron paul this is the future you chose.gif
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>>43530360

Vermintide is fun as fuck though, to be fair.
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>>43530478
Now now, lieutenant no need to call yourself ugly. I'm sure you're beautiful on the inside.
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>>43530478

Big talking coming from Yaoi
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>>43530478
Hey Hate, how it feel knowing you're likely going to be the new protagonist?
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>>43530509
>Big talking coming from Yaoi
Haaawwww
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>>43528730
>A chuuni who actually had the skills
That is like saying "He is a ten foot tall midget."
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>>43530559

Oh no. no no. you fucks stay the fuck out of my fucking head.
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>>43530615
Well Settle's about to lose his...GJ Hate GJ.
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>>43530615
Don't mind us, we don't take up much room. You don't need this common sense, do you? Good.
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>>43530615
Then who would you recommend?

(also laughing.gif)
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>>43530670

Wainright.

Go fucking bother him.
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>>43528330
>>43530670
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>>43530665
Sanae pls
This isn't Gensokyo
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>>43530715
He's busy.
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>>43530615
But Hate there's so much room in here.
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>>43530715
...yeah, that's an acceptable protag
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>>43530615
You should fuck a boatgirl
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>>43530715

Yeah, he needs to be bothered.
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>>43530730

o fucking ho?
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>>43530763
Ooyodo?
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>>43530763
She's on the list of being a protag as well.
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>>43530757
He already fucked Iowa.

Threesome with Yamato and Iowa when?
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>>43530757

You should fucking mind your business.
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>>43530763
I need to return some things to him today.
>>
Nah the next protag isn't Hate, it's Willie and it's our job to not fuck up even harder then usual.
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More Sauerkraut when.
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>>43530860
>Settle dies
>We assume control of Higgins, now that she's whole again
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>>43530849
Fuck two boatgirls, then
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>>43530860
Willie is the perfect protag for us. We mean well, we try, we really try hard, and it still goes badly.
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>>43530849
Well if you're the new MC then it will be our business
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>>43530962

oh no it fucking won't. Y'all have shit fucking taste.
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Get prepped to get rekt cryfags 'cuz I'm gonna take over when the Adm. fucks himself over, every choice is all about going in dry and makin 'em cry!
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>>43530952
Oh my god do we try
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>>43529651
Basically think if Kongo was as enthusiastic about performing like fuck up chan, throw in some swords and you have Crunch.

Actually canon and showing up eventually.
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>>43530915
>We play as Higgins
>We proceed to waifu Arizona anyway
It's not cheating if you're a gestalt being!
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>>43530496
Vermintide is very fun. Fuck Packmasters, though.
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>>43530998
In the other quest. Not here.
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Er guys can we get Ari or hell Sammy in here to clobber Shigure if she tries anything before we talk? Loosing more motor function doesn't sound to good.
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>>43529664
baka rbh senpai
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>>43531033
>Implying a the Crunch Ship has any brakes
>>43531038
Eh, last time we tried to talk her down the fact that we had a battleship backing us up just upset her
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>>43531023
Fucking rat ogres on the rooftops, punched my entire party off insta killing them
>>
Can Kongou become the new heroine if Yankeitoku falls dess? Kongou will fight for her Teitoku's BURNING LOVE!
>>
There's too many namefags in this quest, and half of them are trying to be the same character.
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>>43531202
Because that's totally not gonna bite us all in our collective asses...

Go right ahead.
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>>43531202
if settle the heroine then whose the hero hate.
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>>43531316
Yaoi remember?
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>>43530908
Sooner than you'd think, anon.
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>>43531202
Fake Kongou please go and stay go dess.
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>>43531158
Yeah. That can strike at any difficulty.

But come Nightmare and Cataclysm? Specials come in pairs and you can get Ratogres, Hordes and Specials at the same time.
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I'm scared... this update might be super-heavy...
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>>43531409

I think you mean Yuri.
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>>43531509
It is
>>43531474
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>>43531509
That's good news, means it can't be faster than 3/5 and we get -1 to hit it.



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