Age: 731Location: Planet VegetaInformation: The Saiyans have successfully conquered a world for Frieza, and have been brought into his army. They are breaking into teams to invade various worlds for Frieza's organization. Daikon, having just assembled a team, now takes them to get their first assignment.
Welcome to Saiyan Quest. This takes place shortly after the war against the Tuffles, as the Saiyans look for more foes to battle in the absence of their old enemies. Voting will operate on a first to five system, at least for the time being. Dialogue is allowed to be added to votes, as are actions (though I'll ignore what I consider shitposting)During battles, options will usually have a number assigned to them. After that vote has won, players will roll a d100, and have three chances to match or beat that number. If a 100 is rolled, it is considered a crit success (unless 100 was the number you had to match). If a 1 is rolled, it is a crit failure, regardless of whether or not the other two rolls are high enough to succeed. If, during a battle, players want to attempt a writein action, that is allowed, but I am the one who will assign the number to it, so use cautionYou're a young male Saiyan who fought in the war with the Tuffles. You are an average fighter for now, but have the potential of one of the greatest warrior races to roam the universe flowing through your veins. There is no limit to what you can accomplish through blood, sweat, and tears.Previous threads>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=saiyan+questTwitter
Some of us anons were talking at the end of the last thread. Could we devote some time for sparring and general training? Conquering planets seems a little too ambitious for 5 warriors of our strength.
You and your team enter a large room, at the other side of which sits a large computer monitor surrounded by several groups of Saiyans.Images of planets appear on screen, with small bits of information being displayed next to them. The planets become surrounded with a red square when a Saiyan squad selects them, marking them as unavailable for assignment to other teams.You approach the monitor, and find yourself standing in front of a control console. Right now, small images of four planets are on display.One is Planet Dian, a grassy world that Frieza apparently wants for its natural resources. The average power level of the warriors there is only 200, and the reward for the planet's capture is 25000 Frids, which you assume to be the currency used by Frieza's people.Another is a red world known as Planet Suvius. It's a volcanic world of warriors that Frieza apparently wishes to enslave. The average power level is 1000, and a full moon will not occur for a week after you arrive. The reward is 50000 FridsThe third world is known as Oma, with a thriving civilization and a people Frieza wants in his army. Average power is around 1000, and a full moon will occur three days after landing. The reward is 50000 FridsThe final planet is called Hara, and it is a wasteland, only desired for the large deposits of natural fuels located underground. The warriors average around 1500-2000, and the beasts can get much stronger. The pay is 100000 Frids>A. Planet Dian>B. Planet Suvius>C. Planet Oma>D. Planet Hara>E. Something else
>>43581569>A. DianIf the average warrior is 200 then the elites may be a good fight.
>>43581509You're Saiyans. And you can transform on a full moon. Don't be a whus
>>43581569>>A. Planet DianTeamwork exercise!
>>43581569>>C. Planet Oma
>>43581633Is that a no in regards to allowing training?
>>43581647Never said that
>>43581690>>43581640>>43581617You decide that your team will take Planet Dian, and enter your selection into the computer.A red square surrounds the planet, and its image vanishes from the screen. A moment later, planet Hara vanishes as well, and you glance over to see Bardock step away from the computer, throwing a smirk in your direction before he departs with his team.One of Frieza's soldiers approaches you. He's one of those odd, tailless-saiyan looking creatures armed with a blaster."I'll escort your team to your ships," he tells you, leaving the room.You follow him to a launch pad, where five of those pod-shaped ships sit waiting for you. They open up, and Rugula immediately gets inside of hers. Sabi climbs into his as well. Their pods shut."The coordinates are already entered into the ship computers," the soldier explains. "You just need to climb in and tell it to launch. Your ship's computer also has information on the world you're travelling to.""How long is the flight?" Soko asks."About two weeks," the soldier answers.>A. Ask how you're all expected to survive that long>B. Climb in and blast off>C. Something else
>>43581800>A. Ask how you're all expected to survive that long
>>43581382>There is no limit to what you can accomplish through blood, sweat, and tears.Killing Beerus and Whis confirmed?
>>43581800>B. Climb in and blast off
>>43581800>>B. Climb in and blast off
>>43581866Let's not get crazy
>>43581897>>43581888Without asking any further questions, you climb into your pod, which quickly closes. The inside lights up, and a computer console in front of you springs to life.It doesn't take long to find the launch controls, and you set off into space aboard your pod. "Do you wish to enter hibernation?" a voice asks you.>A. Yes>B. Contact someone (specify)>C. Read up on the planet
>>43582009>>C. Read up on the planet
>>43582009>C. Read up on the planet
>>43582060>>43582051>>43582031You decide to see what information there is on the planet you're travelling to.Planet Dian's environment is habitable for many forms of life, and its inhabitants are a primitive people. They mostly live in tribes scattered across the planet, though there are a few examples of larger civilization to be found.The tribes vary in temperament, with some being peaceful and others being violent. Aside from occasional exceptions, warriors on the planet are generally around 200 as far as power levels.>A. Sleep>B. Contact someone (specify)
>>43582241>B. Contact the squad. Lord Frieza only wants the planetary resources so if you feel hungry after the flight the locals are free game.
>>43582241>B. Contact someoneOne of the new people, ask what they think they're best at.
>>43582332>>43582306>>43582292You decide to rest on the way over, and activate the hibernation sequence in your ship. Everything darkens, and you soon drift off to sleep.A beeping awakes you, and you open your eyes to see yourself speeding towards a planet."Now approaching, Planet Dian," the computer informs you as you break the atmosphere.Your ships rapidly descend towards the ground, crashing and creating craters around each pod. The pod slowly opens, welcoming you to planet Dian, and you step out, slowly ascending fro the crater and looking around.There's plenty of grass, and the plains stretch as far as you can see in any direction. Strange feathered creatures on two legs flee from you and the others as fast as they can. The scouter puts them around 250 each."Those look tasty," Sabi comments.>A. Suggest rounding up some food before getting started>B. Locate the nearest village and head there>C. Something else
>>43582456>A. Suggest rounding up some food before getting started
>>43582456>A. Suggest rounding up some food before getting startedSo make a big explosion or send everybody out to challenge the leaders?
>>43582498They just want the planet. We can just genocide these ones.
>>43582524Yeah I know just thought that was boring plus more free labor but whatever I guess
>>43582524You can, or you can be more creative if you so choose
Hey, you know what would be funny? If we destroyed all this planet's natural resources. That'd be hilarious.
>>43582594Go ahead, that sounds like a great idea
>>43582608I will!>>43582456>C. Just start blowing shit up.
>>43582608I mean, if you say so, Lord Frieza.>inb4 "IT WAS SARCASM!">inb4 "What's "sarcasm"? Can you eat it?"
>>43582471>>43582498>>43582506You suggest rounding up some food before starting the attack on the Dians. Sabi, Soko, and Azu all look rather excited by that idea, though Rugula looks like she'd much rather get started already. Nevertheless, she goes with what the group wants. Your scouter detects five of those bird creatures running away from you as fast as they can. >A. Blast them all from a distance and hope they all stay in good enough shape to eat (10)>B. Chase them down and break their necks one by one (20)
>>43582646>B. Chase them down and break their necks one by one (20)
>>43582456>>A. Suggest rounding up some food before getting started
>>43582646>>B. Chase them down and break their necks one by one (20)
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>>43582778>>43582764You fly after the retreating creatures, flying with a speed that makes you feel weightless. Your increase in power feels magnificent, and you grin like a child as you speed after your prey.You overtake them quickly, grabbing two and snapping their necks. The others scatter, but you grab two more before they can flee and kill them as well.Rugula catches the last one, breaking its neck and slinging it over her shoulder.Your team sits in a circle, devouring your food raw since you can't find much firewood. It's not remarkable, but after two weeks with no food, it certainly hits the spot. "So, how are we handling this?" Soko asks. "We going to start picking off villages one at a time?""We could split up," Rugula suggests. "With power levels at 200 each, a group of two or three should be able to handle a village no problem.""What about the larger settlements?" Azu asks. "We might need the whole team to take them.">A. You want everyone to stick together>B. Grouping off sounds good (select a person or persons to group with)>C. Don't comment>D. Something else
>>43582904>B. Grouping off sounds good (us with Azu to take down a larger settlement)
>>43582904>A. You want everyone to stick togetherpicked this for a teamwork exercise guys, so yeah.
>>43582904>A. You want everyone to stick togetherA outrageous display of power should be enough
>>43582904>D. You want everyone to stick together, until all of the large settlements are destroyed then Group off to destroy the others.
>>43582963>>43582927You announce that you want everyone to stick together.Rugula rolls her eyes. "Whatever. Just nobody get in my way."Sabi chuckles. "This should be fun, I can rip some of these weaklings apart and see what the rest of you can do at the same time."Soko smirks. "Good point. I guess it is a good idea to know how strong my teammates are."Rugula gives him a smirk. "We have scouters for a reason.""Scouters aren't perfect," Soko replies. "After all, you had a higher power level than Daikon when he beat you.""That was a fluke, and you know it," she protests. "I'll be back on top before long, just you wait. No matter how strong he's gotten, I'll get stronger."Soko smirks. "We'll see.""So, where are we starting?" Azu asks.>A. You detect a small village nearby. It seems like a good place to start>B. You want to find one of the larger settlements and give a nice display of power
>>43583099>B. You want to find one of the larger settlements and give a nice display of power
>>43583099>>B. You want to find one of the larger settlements and give a nice display of power
>>43583099>B. You want to find one of the larger settlements and give a nice display of powerGo eat the fat rich people
>>43583116>>43583139>>43583147>>43583188You tell the others that you want to find a large settlement and give a display of power to the locals. "Sounds good to me," Sabi says, smiling as he stands up and tosses away the remains of his meal.Rugula looks at you like you've said something sensible for the first time in your life. Soko activates his scouter, looking to the east. "There's a lot of them about fifty miles that way. Average around 200, but almost half a dozen around 400.""Hmm, they might put up a fight," Azu says as she stands up.The five of you leave the carcasses behind and fly towards the power levels in the distance, coming to a large walled city with hundreds of guards looking out over the plains.>A. Swoop down and start attacking the forces on the walls (20)>B. Blast the guards from above (15)>C. Climb high into the air above the guards and sneak past them into the city (30)
>>43583294>>A. Swoop down and start attacking the forces on the walls (20)
>>43583294>C. Climb high into the air above the guards and sneak past them into the city (30)it's not like a bunch of space monkeys just fall from the sky
>>43583294>C. Climb high into the air above the guards and sneak past them into the city (30)
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Rolled 75 (1d100)>>43583407Check this 1!
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>>43583415>>43583421>>43583422You tell the others to follow you as you rise higher into the air, out of the sight of the guards manning the walls. Your team move into the air above the city, using your scouters to keep track of where you are.Slowly, you descend until you see the settlement, spotting hundreds, perhaps thousands of natives. They look very similar to saiyans, but with more tanned skin, and, of course, no tails.All around there are merchants, houses, and a large building in the center that looks like the home of whomever rules this settlement."So, can we get this started?" Sabi asks eagerly.>A. Attack the inhabitants from above with energy attacks (10)>B. Descend on the city and attack, spread terror through the streets (15)>C. Head for the large building
>>43583467>C. Head for the large building
>>43583467>B. Descend on the city and attack, spread terror through the streets (15)The elites and leaders can come to us.
>>43583467>>C. Head for the large building
>>43583467>B. Descend on the city and attack, spread terror through the streets (15)
>>43583868Fuck yeah tournament time
>>43583836>>43583547>>43583531>>43583497>>43583485You decide to cut off the head first and lead your team toward the large building. The front entrance is guarded by two soldiers, each with power levels of 250. You could take them out, but it would alert the city to your presence.You could blast your way in through the roof, but that would alert the guards to your arrival.>A. Drop down and attack the guards physically (20)>B. Blast the guards from above(10)>C. Land in front of the guards, but don't attack>D. Let one of the others kills the guards>E. Blast through the roof
>>43583920>C. Land in front of the guards, but don't attack
>>43583920>A. Drop down and attack the guards physically (20)
>>43583920>>C. Land in front of the guards, but don't attack
>>43583920>>B. Blast the guards from above(10)
>>43583920>>D. Let one of the others kills the guards
>>43583920>>A. Drop down and attack the guards physically (20)Quickly though.
>>43583938>>43583986>>43584040>>43584050A and C were tied, but since most of the votes were to kill the guards, I'm gonna go with A.Roll
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Rolled 38 (1d100)>>43584065Awww really wanna do a tournament type thing for the planet
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>>43584070>>43584074You quickly drop out of the sky, startling the two guards as you land.Immediately, they lower their spears."Did you just fall out of the sk-" the one to your right starts before you punch him in the face with enough force to send him slamming through one of the large doors to the building.His friend thrusts his spear toward you, but you redirect its stab into the air using your elbow, and kick the guard in the gut, sending him through the door to join his friend.You push the damaged doors open, revealing a large room filled with more guards. The two you attacked lie groaning on the ground, wounded but alive. >A. Execute the two men on the ground>B. Blast the guards in the room (50)>C. Attack with your team (20)>D. Something else
>>43584139>C. Attack with your team (20)
>>43584139>>C. Attack with your team (20)
>>43584139>C. Attack with your team (20)>>43584119Basically just tell the leader were here to conquer he has a day to gather his best warriors and let them stand before us if we win they submit if we lose we leave (or not)After we show him a huge explosion and let him know it's that planetwide or the tournament thing
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>>43584227They just disintegrate
>>43584227...hundred. Nat 1 hundred.Yeah, thats what I meant.
>>43584227How many do we take singlehandedly?
>>43584227You tell your team to attack, and they gladly oblige, rushing in and striking the enemy with good old fashioned Saiyan ferocity.Soko blasts three away before they can even get halfway across the room. Azu leaps into the air and rains energy blasts down on the charging guards, bringing down another half-dozen.A half dozen reach you, some leaping, some charging, all coming for your head. Moving faster than your foes can really keep track of, you take to the air above one of the leaping warriors, kicking him in the back and sending him crashing into one of his fellow guards, causing both to fall to the ground in a crumpled heap.The six guards are now together with the two you defeated earlier. And, when you hold your right hand down towards them and unleash a massive blast of energy, they die together too.You land and look over your shoulder to see Sabi backhand two guards across the room, sending them crashing into a trio of others. Rugula strolls across the room, casually knocking aside any guards that attack her, then finishing them with energy blasts.Soko finishes off the five floored guards as Sabi rushes into a dozen others. Azu picks off stragglers from above, and you blast away a pair that were trying to sneak up on her.In less than a minute, every guard in the room is dead."That's it?" Sabi asks in a disappointed tone. "They didn't even put up a fight.""What did you expect?" Rugula questions. "We came to a planet full of weaklings.""Well, those stronger power levels I picked up before are apparently in the next room," Soko comments. "Maybe they can keep us entertained.""We'll see," Rugula comments, extending her hand towards the large doors and blasting them down.You and the others enter the room, finding an overweight man sitting on a throne, with five warriors standing between you and him."Guards, kill them!" the fat man demands.
>>43584332>A. Comment that this is perfect, and suggest a little tournament; one on one fights until there's a winner>B. Tell the man you want to speak with him>C. Tell the others to kill the guards while you attend to the king>D. Attack the guards with your team (20)>E. Announce that you'll fight all five guards yourself
>>43584348>B. Tell the man you want to speak with himIs it time?
>>43584348>>D. Attack the guards with your team (20)Professionalism.
>>43584332>A. Comment that this is perfect, and suggest a little tournament; one on one fights until there's a winnerIf we win the Planet belongs to the PTO, we lose you'll never see us again and win a nifty scouter!
>>43584348>C. Tell the others to kill the guards while you attend to the kingJust enslave the population to help mine the resources.
>>43584348>>D. Attack the guards with your team (20)Just kill them people.
>>43584348>D. Attack the guards with your team (20)I do agree with >>43584373
>>43584348>Attack the guards with your team (20)enslave the population to help mine the resources.
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>>43584488>>43584476>>43584467You order your squad to attack, and they spring into action at once, rushing at the guards as they come for you. You leap up, kicking one and sending him crashing into the wall behind the fat man. Rugula dodges a spear-strike and chops at the throat of one of the guards before gripping his head and twisting it until his neck breaks.Sabi toys with his foe, breaking the guard's arm after the weaker fighter attempted to punch him. He doesn't kill the guard immediately, but you know the fight is as good as over.Soko brings his opponent to his knees with a punch to the gut, then executes him with an energy blast.Azu handsprings over her opponent, landing behind him and blasting him in the back. As he falls, she fires several more blasts into his body, killing him as he hits the ground.The guard you kicked away stands back up, jumping between you and the fat man.You fire a single energy blast, and his scorched body falls to the ground.The overweight alien trembles in his throne, looking fearfully between you and your squadmates."What do you want with me?" he asks in a frightened voice."Your head," Rugula says, stepping forward.>A. Let her kill him>B. Tell her to stop, and tell the man that his people can either pledge allegiance to Lord Frieza, or all be destroyed>C. Something else
>>43584579>>B. Tell her to stop, and tell the man that his people can either pledge allegiance to Lord Frieza, or all be destroyed
>>43584579>B. Tell her to stop, and tell the man that his people can either pledge allegiance to Lord Frieza, or all be destroyed
>>43584579>"Oh joy, his head would certainly make a heavy- a worthy addition to your trophies.">B. Tell her to stop, and tell the worthless, weak, wimp of a man that his people can either pledge allegiance to Lord Frieza, or all be destroyedSo do we eat people?
>>43584602Yes, but we're currently not hungry
>>43584593>>43584600>>43584602>>43584603You instruct Rugula to stop.She does so, albeit grudgingly, and with a rather unpleasant look in your direction. The fat man lets out a relieved sigh, though any lessening of fear he might have felt seems to reverse as you approach him.You give the man a choice. His people can either pledge allegiance to Lord Frieza, or all be destroyed."Y-yes, I will gladly pledge my allegiance to your Lord!" the man tells you. "But....""But what?" Soko prompts."But my people are not the only ones on this world," he explains. "There are other people, other tribes who will not see reason.""Then they'll die," Rugula says with a shrug."Yes...but the people I rule will not be enough to give much service to Lord Frieza," the man tells her."Good point," she replies, holding her palm towards him."W-w-wait!" he shrieks. "I have an idea!""So do I," Rugula tells him. "And I'm pretty sure mine's more fun.""Me too," Sabi agrees."Just-just hear me out," the man begs. "What if you were to help me conquer the other people on this planet?""Why would we do that?" Soko asks."Well, the whole planet would have one ruler, one ruler who would be loyal to your Lord Frieza," the man explains. "And, there would be more than enough people to serve.">A. Fine, he has a deal>B. No (let Rugula kill him)>C. No (Kill him)>D. Something else
>>43584731How about you swear now, and then we'll decide? You do not dictate to me fat man.
>>43584731>D. You haven't listened well, we want your people to surrender, not for them to be under a ruler. I'm sure that when enough of the rulers kick it, the people will see where the power is.>B. So, no (let Rugula kill him)
>>43584368Turns out this planet doesn't have one world government and we just invaded New York City equivalent
>>43584731>>B. No (let Rugula kill him)What a stupid nigger. It ain't his planet anymore!
>>43584731>B. No (let Rugula kill him)Been there, tried that
>>43584773You I like you and will vote for your idea>>43584731
>>43584806>>43584800>>43584798>>43584773"You haven't listened well," you tell the fat man. "We want your people to surrender, not for them to be under a ruler. I'm sure that when enough of the rulers kick it, the people will see where the power is."You tell Rugula to go ahead and kill him.She smiles, firing a blast of energy that strikes him in the gut and causes him to slump dead to the floor."So, what are we going to do with the body?" she asks. "Hang it in the streets? Put his head on a pike?">A. Yes, you want to put the body of the king and his guards on display to send a message>B. No, dispose of it>C. No, you want to wipe out the entire city>D. Something else
>>43584847>A. Yes, you want to put the body of the king and his guards on display to send a message>D. Find the next person in line give them the same issue.
>>43584731>>B. No (let Rugula kill him)
>>43584847>A.Paint a mural with our tail in the blood of the fallen
>>43584968>>43584847>A. Yes, you want to put the body of the king and his guards on display to send a messageCan we pick up one of the spears
>>43584859>>43584956You tell her that you want to put the body of the man and his guards on display in order to send a message to the people.Rugula gives you a look of approval for the first time since you've met her."I like the way you think," Sabi tells you."Well then, let's get decorating," Soko says, picking up the corpse and putting it over his shoulder. You and the others grab what corpses you can, and before long, a gruesome display is hanging outside of the building, where terrified civilians come to gawk.>A. Tell them that they can all either surrender to Lord Frieza, or die>B. Wipe out the city
>>43585029>A. Tell them that they can all either surrender to Lord Frieza, or die
>>43585029>>A. Tell them that they can all either surrender to Lord Frieza, or die
>>43585029>A. Tell them that they can all either surrender to Lord Frieza, or die>>43584956Also, fixed
>>43585048>>43585059>>43585063You give the people the same ultimatum you gave to their leader; serve Lord Frieza, or die.Most of the people kneel, though some, and most of the soldiers, refuse. They are all dealt with in short order, and those that surrendered are spared, at least for now."So, now what?" Soko asks.>A. You'll start with the nearby villages>B. Look for another large settlement>C. Split up (specify a plan)
>>43585119>>B. Look for another large settlement
>>43585119>C. Split up (specify a plan)Regula and I deal with the large settlements, rest of you pacify the villages. Double time, we don't get paid by the hour the faster we get this done with minimal losses the bigger our bonus will be.
>>43585078sexy>>43585119>B. Look for another large settlement.>C. Split up (One group of Sabi and Rugula, the other us, Soko, and Azu. Sabi and Rugula shall create a diversion, and an anvil. Our group shall be the hammer which cracks the enemy's skull.)
>>43585119If we split up dont forget to say >"Remember leave as many natives as possible don't overdo it"Cant think of any plans
>>43585168Eh, I'd rather let the team just be themselves on their own.
>>43585187I vaguely recall something about fighters with 600?
>>43585168Maybe phrase it, "Take out their fighters, the rest are trash and a waste of our time."
>>43585195No, not be by themselves, I mean "let them do their own thing whenever they are on their lonesome."
>>43585190>>43585168>>43585140"Rugula and I will deal with the large settlements, while the rest of you handle the villages," you instruct. "Maybe they'll put up a better fight than these losers in the city," Sabi suggests.Azu shrugs. "I'm not expecting much from this planet anymore.""Remember, just take out the natives," you instruct. "The rest could serve Frieza.""Alright," Soko says. "Hey, maybe if we're lucky, Frieza will give us a bonus for all of the labor we're bringing him."You split up, heading out to find more natives to bend or break. >End of updateThat's all for tonight, but I hope to run again tomorrow evening. The thread will soon be archived, so if you liked it, give it an upvoteI'll address questions/comments/concerns for a bit before I go
>>43585259Can we pick up one of the spears a javelin in the chest thrown by a saiyan sounds painful
>>43585259>"Remember, just take out the natives,"What have we been doing? I had thought this planet was full of natives?
>>43585259So whats Bardocks and his crews power level since they picked the hardest planet to conquer available.
>>43585275I meant warriors.>>43585280Comparable to your own.>>43585274Sure
>>43585285If it's not too spoilery, what does the team think of our leadership and methods?
>>43585285Will there be a feast and tournament on the day the prince is born?
>>43585285Whats the teams opinion of are leadership?
>>43585285How would you rate our skill at cave painting?
>>43585308>>43585334So far they're okay with it Rugula still hates you >>43585313Maybe>>4358535310/10 would make students learn about thousands of years later
y'know, I'm really having a great time being a villain and getting to kill shit
>>43585423Good. Enjoy it.
>>43585441Hey we're just using a light hand. We still eat people and kill for little to no reason. We work smarter, not harder or nicer.
>>43585447Nah We aint a villain its all we know how to do not like we got introduced to any other way
>>43585441okay, okay, "anti-hero">>43585443I imagined you said that in a tone akin to pic related's
>>43585466Pretty sure if we knew another way we'd still do it this way, it's fun.
>>43585471Don't tell me you're afraid of Frieza, anon.
>>43585466Technically, this whole working for Frieza thing is another way. So was wiping out the Tuffles come to think of it. But then again, our previous ways were just hunting, cave painting, and grooming grandmama before she screamed our head off.
>>43585486So that's why we're so averse to exterminations...
>>43585466Daikon a good boy, he dindu nuffin. Needs moe money for dem programs
>>43585511Any females back home interested in us?
>>43585531You welcome, baby.>>43585540You've impressed a few Saiyans back home. Including two on your team.
>>43585548Daikon x Soko OTP
>>43585548So compared to the other saiyans, who else is smarter than us?
>>43585608King Vegeta, duh
>>43585608>Implying we're smartWe're a hive mind anon.
>>43585373Bitches love my Buffalo paintings