TWITTER: twitter.com/planefagARCHIVES: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending“He didn't get it.” Hate raises an eyebrow and slouches a little harder against the wall. “No shit, Sherlock. He wasn't even a fetus when it was filmed.” “But it's a classic!” you protest.“Classic piece of shit.” “You fucking philistine. The camera work in that movie was fantastic. That was some goddamn *art,* you knuckle-dragging simian.” “Skip, it was a *Marine.* Just because it says 'Navy' on our paychecks doesn't mean we're into the whole made-up sadomachoistic gay sex thing, okay?” “Yeah, Marines always top in their gay sadomachoistic sex fantasies.” “Ahem.” You both turn to find Admiral Thomas's secretary glaring you down. “The admiral will see you, now.” Hate raises his hand like a kid in class. “Oh, me, me!” You give him a lidded-eyed Look by way of response. “For Speaker For the Dead!” The secretary tilts her head to study Hate from beneath her eyebrows. “BOTH of you.” Hate lowers his hand, face blanking as he processes this. “It's YOUR fault!” he decides, stabbing an accusatory digit at you. You try to slow your pace subtly, but Hate's onto you, easily concealing his wiry frame behind your bulk. With a sigh, you stride into Admiral Thomas's office standing as tall as you can - you can't see this ending without a good ass-chewing. Even in the most favorable light, you deserve several. Admiral Thomas and Goto are both sitting behind his desk, peering at his computer screen in wonder. They both flick an intense, scrutinizing look at you, then back to the monitor. You and Hate both salute crisply. “Reporting as ordered, sir.”
“Sit your asses down,” Thomas instructs, eyes still riveted on his computer.You and Hate share an uncertain glance, and sit. Admiral Thomas pins you to your chair with a keen look, then begins reading aloud from his monitor. “Presuming him unfamiliar with Western martial arts, I executed a false lunge. Thinking me fully committed to the attack he sidestepped the line of attack, captured my weapon with the off-hand and countered. Blocked this with off-hand to his wrist, headbutted him to gain time and dropped my sword. Took control of his knife arm with the default krav maga counter and used his blade against him, pushing back till we went to ground. At this point he ceased to offer resistance. After checking the immediate area for further threats, I contacted base security and reported the incident.” He falls silent, turning that penetrating look onto you again. You shift eyes to Goto, but he's wearing the same expression. In desperation, you glance sidelong at -- for fucks sake he's the LAST one to be giving you that shit! “... sir?” “I know I asked for an After Action Report,” Thomas says slowly, “but this...”“......... sir?” you repeat at half the volume. “Rear Admiral Settle, last night you *butchered* two experienced killers - with a *sword*,” - he shoots a look at Hate - “and you wrote it up attack for attack like you were describing weapon releases after a surface action.” He leans back in his chair, still studying you. “Doesn't that seem odd to you?” [ ] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo. EXPLAIN FURTHER option[ ] Why would I? This was 'expected,' wasn't it? What, I'm not disposable anymore? option[ ] Write-in?
>>43596658[x] Give Arizona rapid loading 5"
>>43596658inb4navyfag
>>43596667>[x] Why would I? This was 'expected,' wasn't it? What, I'm not disposable anymore? option"Oh, so you're mad at me for defending myself, but not at the Yakuza for trying to have me assassinated?"
>>43596667[x] Initiate Enhanced Imaging
>>43596667>[ ] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo. EXPLAIN FURTHER optionBECAUSE AWESOME GIVES NO FUCKS
>>43596667>[ ] Why would I? This was 'expected,' wasn't it? What, I'm not disposable anymore? option
>>43596667>[ ] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo. EXPLAIN FURTHER optionThe last AAR we had to write was in rather excruciating detail, and it's hard to break the habit.
>>43596667>[ ] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo.
>>43596667[x] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo. EXPLAIN FURTHER optionSettle had a number of boarding actions when sailing the Higgins about. Had to get the cutlass out to hack filthy Spaniards down to get at the treasure ships.
....shouldn't Settle be back in the hospital after the Shigure incident?
>>43596667[x] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo.>>43596684Hey it's Veterans Day, give the guy a break.
>I implore you my fellow Shippers, play the game tonight and stop /tg/ from treating Settle like a Twitch protag.There's going to be some SBers tonight who think they are not as dumb as everyone else trying to steer the thread tonight. Should be fun.
>>43596667>[ ] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo.Aren't all US Navy officers extensively trained in western fencing?
>>43583846>>43583865You guess correctly, by the way. That's where they put the small botes.
>>43596667>[ ] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo. EXPLAIN FURTHER optionI assume Settle knows what I certainly don't.
>>43596667>[ ] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo. EXPLAIN FURTHER option
>>43596658the BEST 2hugod bless america
>>43596667>OtherAM I BEING DETAINED?I KNOW MY RIGHTS
>>43596658>ARCHIVES: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending* http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Kant-O-Celle%20Quest
>>43596782I'd reupload that as a jpeg, it won't get archived (suptg doesn't archive pdfs anymore)
>>43596667"They started it."
>>43596778Just kill me now.
>>43596667>[x] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo. EXPLAIN FURTHER option
>>43596667>[ ] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo.Let's not piss off the fucking Admiral.
>>43596782>You will never live behind Lexington's stack
>>43596667"Thomas, 'odd' stopped having meaning when the Abyssals showed up. You're gonna haft to explain further."
>>43596834>>43596782The relevant page from http://www.researcheratlarge.com/Ships/BB39/BOGP/
>>43596667>They Started it
>>43596658
>>43596778
>>43596778Ah trolling SB for some REE material? *golf claps*
Technically, this was a surface action.
>>43596769I imagine that this is a few days/weeks after the incident.
I'm honestly surprised we're not dealing with the fallout from Shigure's suicide attempt right now. Oh, well.>[X] Why would I? This was 'expected,' wasn't it? What, I'm not disposable anymore? option
[X] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo. EXPLAIN FURTHER option
>>43596667>[x] Write-in?Literally every AAR looks like this when ships are people. Sir.
>>43596667>[ ] Write-in?"I had a REALLY stressfull day- well, more like week, an education in swordplay and they volunteered to serve as stress relief."
>>43596923>Technically, this was a surface action.kak>>43596769He just got the wind knocked out of him for a second or two. He didn't get a concussion from having a shipgirl ringing his bell through a kevlar helmet.
>>43596918Hey fuck you man, fishing poles are awkward and hard to throw well. I got damn good distance on that. That's effort.
>Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did she have four turrets or only three?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 14"/45, the most powerful rifle in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
>>43596817
>>43596955Needs more hair pulling and nipple twisting. Girl fights are MEAN
>>43596890>>43596782Dude. Seriously. Blue board.Take the lewds to /k/
>>43596658>[X] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo. EXPLAIN FURTHER option
>>43596667>>43596923>Technically, this was a surface action.
>>43596667>you butchered two experienced killers>at night>drunker than a MickWhen do we start hobbling and hiding from Sendai?
>>43596979breddy dank little fucker I'll give u dat m8
>>43596667>[ ] Write-in?How do you know how experienced they were?
>>43597049>How do you know how experienced they were?From your own report, anon. Those guys were quite clearly not fucking around. If it wasn't for the massive reach advantage of your sword, they would've killed you in two seconds flat.
>>43597034>When do we start hobbling and hiding from Sendai?Hiding?Sendai interaction should be bonding over combat and trying to help Naka.
>[ ] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo. EXPLAIN FURTHER option
I think Thomas is realizing that we've gone native as far as being fucking insane like the ships goes>>43597034You say that like she's not in the ceiling right now
>>43597077>Sendai interaction should be bonding over combatYou mean bonding over NIGHT BATTLE~!
>>43597098>gone nativeSettle hasn't. Hate has.
>>43596667>[X] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeoGive us your secrets>>43596782I'm >>43583846 and thank you for this.
>>43597108Unfortunately (depending on perspective), this Sendai is not a night battle maniac.
>>43597108
>>43596667>[ ] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo. EXPLAIN FURTHER optionAlso, this: >>43596923>Technically, this was a surface action.
"Somewhere off Christmas Island—an anomalous little fillet of land, with a steep crown and a narrow fringe of reefs, rising up through the blue-black swells of the Indian Ocean some two hundred miles south of Java—the seabed abruptly drops to unimaginable depths: twenty, twenty-two, twenty-four thousand feet. The ocean’s very surface sags by several meters along the great Java Trench. And within another two hundred miles or so south of Christmas Island, lost amid submarine canyons, contorted basins, and imbricated sediment, wedged in a deep shelf, or perhaps lying on a frigid abyssal plain, is a slowly disintegrating hulk of blasted metal. It is not likely that Dr. Robert Ballard, or, for that matter, any other specialized, well-funded oceanographer, will ever probe those waters in search of this crumpled wreck. The seas are too dangerous, and the Malay Barrier (as it was once known) to the north is ringed by volcanic islands with a history of geologic violence."
>>43597108>bonding over Night Battle
>>43597157"It is easy to imagine the crumpled wreckage, covered with rusticles and wrapped in cerements of silt, thousands of feet beneath the slate-gray Indian Ocean four hundred miles off the green Javanese shores, far from those spring flowers. She was, is, a half-forgotten American warship, already elderly in World War II, a veteran of the Atlantic and Pacific oceans and the Mediterranean, Aegean, and Black seas, and finally a member of the U.S. Asiatic Fleet’s Destroyer Squadron 29: USS Edsall (DD-219). Her remains reposed in utter darkness for more than sixty-five years."-A Blue Sea Of Blood: Deciphering the Mysterious Fate of the USS Edsall, by Donald M. Kehn
VOTES CALLED
>“For Speaker For the Dead!” Damn that's some good taste.
>>43596667>[x] Fire your sidearm into the air and sprint out the door!
>>43597212>>43597240noooooooooo! Too slow. ;_;
>>43597238Never really cared for that one. First book best book.
>>43597121No problem. In general, http://www.navsource.org/ is an absolute gold mine. Like this news article that asserts that Arizona's gunners could simply shoot the periscopes of any submarines if they tried to start shit>With United States navy gunners' mates skilled at sending shells throuygh the bulls eye more than a mile away in target practice, it would be simple for such a trained gunner to send a shell through the periscope of a submarine as soon as the little vessel were sighted.
>>43596667[x] I wrote it just like one of Hate's Japanese cartoons
Baby got back.
>>43596667[ ] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo
>>43597263>the press actually believed this>Americans actually believed this
>>43596778>who think they are not as dumb as everyone else
>>43597311Submarines were kinda ass until the late 30's. It's not really that far fetched.
Good grief! No wonder Goto is up the wall.
>>43597311To be fair, submarine warfare in 1916 was a whole other ball game
Happy remembrance day anons.Remember to thank your grandpa for serving.
>>43596658FINALLY PLANEFAG ACKNOWLEDGES BEST 2HU
>>43597322...I approve of these bongos.
>planefag thread up>Magical Academy up>Just smashed the Confederate Navy and sank every dreadnought they hadtonight is a night for comfy.
>>43597322Please Kongou just wants a little attention from Teitoku!
>>43597108were the sendais actually any use in a night battle?and wasn't jap doctrine to point huge searchlights at the enemy ships while yelling SNEAK ATTACK?
>The current Japanese Emperor is older than YamatoHuh. He also seems like a pretty cool guy, reading up on him
>>43597262I like the later books if only because of how utterly alien everything on the planet is.Like goddamn, pig-like aliens turning into trees is some neat shit compared to how aliens are depicted in most other Sci-Fi works.
>>43597331>>43597321It's hard even SEEING something as small as a periscope at 1 mile, let alone keeping an eye on it long enough to train a gun at it.And then you have the problem of actually hitting it.
>>43597322
>>43597375Maybe having the Emperor talk to the Japanese kanmusu on base might have a positive effect on their morale
Semi relevant topic - X3 Albion Prelude or Terran Conflict - does it give me the same WW II captaining a capital ship feeling?
>>43597338?out of grandpas error.*sad*
>>43597398Haruna, what the fuck
>>43597359Rule the waves? I went out and bought it due to some anon's recommendation in a previous thread. I have to say 10/10 would BC again.
>>43597378Didn't the pig-aliens have flowering tree computers? I also remember something about cutting up Portuguese kids.
>>43597359>Confederacy>Dreadnaughtswut
>>43597398
>>43597433Daijobu wants tongue.
>>43597434yep.>>43597439Rule the Waves, build battleships with a stripped down version of Solaris Skunk Works and and MS Paint graphics during the fights.Also rage at your DD's NOT FIRING THEIR GODDAMN TORPEDOES THE FUCKS
>>43597398Haruna channeling her inner Yukikaze there
>>43597458GROG GAEMS!Seriously, why is the process to buy that game so bass-ackwards?
>>43597338but my grandpa was a firefighter in vietnam during the warnot WWII, the vietnam war
>>43596795
>>43597322Is it bad I find the sleepwear of the other girls more sexy?
>>43597458>Also rage at your DD's NOT FIRING THEIR GODDAMN TORPEDOES THE FUCKS
Goddamnit twitter, all I ask is that you warn me in time, and not half an hour later.>>43596979Oh you.
>>43597338My grandpa served for the KMT fighting Japanese.Does that count?
>>43597484because it's steam powered, in keeping with the timeframe of the game.And the gameplay is STILL more accessible than Aurora
>>43597488No. There really is something to be said for not showing off everything you've got. Anticipation and buildup are nice.
>>43597430It is Ok anon. Grandpa in heaven will appreciate the thought.Grandpa in heaven will still be fighting Nips.
>>43597486Is there something wrong with that?
>>43597338I will be sure to thank Grandpa's ghost for his endless hours over the pacific flying a Catalina.
>>43597311This quote is instructive:>In fact, military experts say, submarines dare attack battle ships only when the crews of the latter are unwary or their gunners are bad marksmen.In WWI torpedoes were still extremely short-ranged and unreliable, which is why the leading U-boat ace of the war scored most of his kills by stopping ships on the surface, letting the crew depart in lifeboats (per old-fashioned Prize Rules dating back to the age of sail) and scuttling the ship with a boarding crew and/or his deck gun. Someone cheeky enough to attempt a submerged torpedo attack on a battleship would almost certainly be obliged to close in on the surface at night unless they found themselves SMACK dab in the enemy's line of travel, since those old boats were pathetically slow underwater and had limited duration even by WWII standards. Worse, their depth control could be a damn iffy thing (that was still a problem that came up in WWII at times, esp. because of battle damage,) and the big CG changes of firing torpedoes from those smaller WWI boats could often threaten to make your boat porpoise - or worse, force you to blow ballast and surface because she decides she's going down now, thank you very much. So needing to motor the fuck away on the surface till you could get lost in the dark and fog was a thing.
>>43597458Have you ever played Austria-Hungary? You kind of have to rely on torps to survive. It sucks so much early game, but come late game it is pretty scary how good they get. Just build massive dd swarms backed by kitikami knockoffs and wait till night.It is a good feeling when the dual monarchy can wreck Britain.
>>43597557Shore patrol?Or bomber command?
>>43597545Might appreciate it more if either of them actually fought at all. :) Sweden sat the war out.
Biggest Spud when.
>>43597545there are no nips in heaven
>>43597488
[ ] ... why would it? It's not my first time at the rodeo.EXPLAIN FURTHER optionI wanted to get a leg up on Hate Sir, You need to die in battle to get to Valhalla.
>>43597567Those are some mighty big words planefag. Tell me, how many turrets do you see?
>>43597635slowpoke.jpg
>>43597576Shore patrol, I think. The only story he ever told me about the war was him rescuing a downed pilot against orders. When they got back to base and were being yelled at for disobeying orders, Some admiral popped his head in to personally thank them
>>43597567Is that why the British, Canadian, and Japanese are so behind on their sub tech when WW II broke out?
>>43597673Bruh, Canada didn't even have submarines in WWII. Unless you meant Anti-Submarine tech.
>>43597430This work on so many levels, my grandpa was a medic in Korea but refused to talk about it
>>43597667Why was he order not to?Please tell me his commander got investigated.
>>43597713Well the other guy got shot down by a Nip plane, so presumably his commander didn't want to risk 3 guys and a second plane to rescue another dude.
Hey Kongou, do you really want to get Goto's attention?
>>43597739Do tell the story anon.
>>43597132>寝てるの!良い子は夜戦の時間だよ。I want to waifu the night battle fanatic.
>>43597713I'm betting something along the lines of "You're patrolling for a reason, the time you spend picking people out of the water is time you're not watching for the enemy"
>>43597743Shes probably already plastered against the window of thomas' office staring at Goto to 'devote herself more to him'
>>43597743Of course dess!
We have not seen Ari yet even though she knew we almost got blown away.I am scared.
>>43597696Something our Armed Forces have been trying to uphold ever since.Sure, we've let down our guard and gotten subs every so often. And there was someone's attempt to bring them into the fold via Edmonton, but what can you do?
You flick your eyes between Goto and Thomas uncertainly. “Uh... why would it? It's not the first time I've been in combat. Not the first time since I got to Japan, even.” Thomas pans his gaze to Goto. They trade expressions before Thomas hands him a a couple 1000 yen notes. Then Thomas turns his monitor around so you can see it. “Settle - watch this.” He clicks a button, and the paused video onscreen begins playing. For differing dark Yokosuka sidewalks snap into view with some esoteric camera/date information superimposed on one corner. Through one you see two men striding down the sidewalk with steady purpose. In another you see yourself, dress whites looking yellowed in the sickly light of the sodium security lamps as you lurch along, swaying and quite clearly drunk. You and your soon-to-be assailants leave frame and meet in the bottom-right corner, the two lazily unlimbering their weapons as you sway gently towards them.You hear Hate twitch when your cane connects with the first one's solar plexus, your inebriated sway vanishing in a heartbeat as you spring into them. His chair's arms squeak under his hands when he watches you block the second attack, and from the corner of your eye you see his eyes light up when the sword gleams in the sullen light.
Toot toot! I have crossed the Salty waifu river, and entered the mouth of planefag, and arrived at Port shitchan! and it looks like the Waves of Decision Making has recently gone tidal in a bad way I take it.
>>43596658>Memorial Day>Memorial Day>Memorial Day>November 11th, 2015>Memorial Day
>>43597770That is my girl, go dess him!
>>43597773
>>43597773She is probably getting enough rope and chain together to strap Settle's gimppy ass to her, permanently.
The fight is much, much faster than you remember; and much shorter. The security camera doesn't include sound, but you twitch involuntarily when you watch yourself bring the sword's hilt down on the first man's face - the solid, grisly *feel* of cartilage crunching beneath your blow is still with you. Then the rush, the flip, and for a few long heartbeats - the face-off as you and the remaining man size each other up. The camera angle gives you a good look at your own face, half-lit by the street lamp. You remember the calculation, the summation, the decision, the attack - but not the lean, savage set of your mouth. “Scary,” Willie had said. No shit. “The first responding officers, the hospital ER doctor, everyone concurred that you were quite obviously inebriated that night, Admiral,” Thomas says quietly. “Did that have anything to do with your... demeanor?” [ ] Considering how I mulched them like a blender set to ice chop, I'd have to say no, I wasn't 'inebriated' to the point of poor judgment.[ ] My demeanor had everything to do with my drunkenness, not the other way around, sir.[ ] It's all Yakuzas under the landfill at this point, sir, so what is this really about?
>>43597783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlSQAZEp3PA
>[ ] We've become Death, destroyer of yaks.
>>43597778They catch fire in the dock.
>>43597809>[ ] My demeanor had everything to do with my drunkenness, not the other way around, sir.
>>43597809>[X] My demeanor had everything to do with my drunkenness, not the other way around, sir.
>>43597773She's having a quiet 'word' with Shiguire about having the good manners to avoid almost blowing up fellow service members next time she decides to try and off herself. I cannot see Arizona placing all the blame on us - although I still think an ass whooping is coming...
>>43597809>[X] It's all Yakuzas under the landfill at this point, sir, so what is this really about?
>>43597820>You will never hear original Hisui again.>Turkeyhandle remake will have a new Hisui
>>43597809>[ ] Considering how I mulched them like a blender set to ice chop, I'd have to say no, I wasn't 'inebriated' to the point of poor judgment.>[ ] It's all Yakuzas under the landfill at this point, sir, so what is this really about?
>>43597786holy shit>>43597809>[ ] My demeanor had everything to do with my drunkenness, not the other way around, sir.Of course this means that we're going to explain WHY we were drinking probably, which is never good, but we can't change the past
>>43597809>[x] Considering how I mulched them like a blender set to ice chop, I'd have to say no, I wasn't 'inebriated' to the point of poor judgement.We were sober enough to identify kebab.We then proceeded to remove kebab in an efficient manner.
[ ] It's all Yakuzas under the landfill at this point, sir, so what is this really about?
>>43597847Why'd you have to do that, anon.
>>43597809>[x] My demeanor had everything to do with my drunkenness, not the other way around, sir.
>>43597809[X] Considering how I mulched them like a blender set to ice chop, I'd have to say no, I wasn't 'inebriated' to the point of poor judgment.Also, we are a badass when moved to anger.>>43597824Then we've solved that nasty sub problem. Now gimme back my carriers damnit
What I don't get, is why Arizona slapped settle after the yakuza slaughter. Can someone.....please explain?
>>43597809[ ] My demeanor had everything to do with my drunkenness, not the other way around, sir.
>>43597865Because all she wanted to do was to get married.
>>43597809>[ ] It's all Yakuzas under the landfill at this point, sir, so what is this really about?We weren't even being particularly bloodlusting or anything, we just defended ourselves.
[X] My demeanor had everything to do with my drunkenness, not the other way around, sir.
>[X] My demeanor had everything to do with my drunkenness, not the other way around, sir.
>>43597841And she didn't need to say a single word.
>>43597877Really?She was pissed that he was so reckless to take a walk while drunk like that instead of calling a driver like he told her she would. She was worried about him.
>>43597877Settle had promised he that he would call for a ride back to his apartment
>>43597877Because after having her serve as our bodyguard all day, after repeatedly putting ourself in harms way in her presence, and then telling her we would be fine if she went to bed...We proceeded to get drunk and wander off into some assassins. Naka shares the blame, but still.
>>43597877because we didn't call to get her to escort Settle even though she's his bodyguard.
>>43597841A girl? Being reasonable?Naw.
>>43597881
>>43597877We went on a walk without her permission
>>43597877Battleships dude. They want to protect that admiral booty.
>>43597910How do we get her back?And how do we give her enough authority to whoop our ass if we endanger ourselves needlessly again?
>>43597902Oh Ok thanks! I've never been drunk enough to have a big effect, so I don't fully know every little detail about the aftermath.
>>43597809>Settle gains the nickname Highlander>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
>>43597915And she was going to do so after she got better.
>>43597906*snaps fingers in remembrance* OHHHH now I remember! Thanks!
>>43597809>Other?If anything, Sir, being a bit drunk likely saved my life. Had I been completely sober, I might very well have overthought the situation and gotten myself killed. In other words admirals - there is no way I could have reacted to the situation with sufficient alacrity to defeat two professional opponents who had the advantage of surprise while sober.
>>43597928>How do we get her back?This isn't a fucking VN, we didn't 'lose' anybody. She was upset, we were drunk, we'll both be adults about it and move forward.>And how do we give her enough authority to whoop our ass if we endanger ourselves needlessly again?She's basically got that already, she just doesn't use it>>43597934Oh, yeah, planefag is pretty damn good at depicting inebriation sometimes. Impulse control is looking back and thinking "I could have told myself not to say that, but, well, I didn't"
>>43597809>[x] It's all Yakuzas under the landfill at this point, sir, so what is this really about?somebody gave base passes to fuckin terrorists and you're here bitching a sailor out because he got drunk?
And somewhere in Russia, Ivan is screaming at me saying: HALF DRUNK?!?!? WHY NO FULL DRUNK??!?!!!!??!! IVAN IS DISSAPOINTED
>>43597997Russian-Japanese Dad
>>43597997Hush Ivan, naval superpowers are talking
>>43597993I.What.
Wait this is for chewing us out right? Why is Hate here?
>>43597877
>>43597980But I'm pretty sure we were too drunk to have a tiny little non-drunk angelic Higgins shipgirl telling us the right thing when in reality the tiny-little-drunk-volatile-Higgins shipgirl had Budlight in each hand and was screaming and rooting for us.
>>43598056He gave an office a weapon and expected it to end well?
>>43597553He didn't serve in the military, is what I'm saying.
>>43597809>[X] My demeanor had everything to do with my drunkenness, not the other way around, sir.>>43597860>kebabShouldn't that be yakitori?
>>43598071>the tiny-little-drunk-volatile-Higgins shipgirl had Budlight in each hand and was screaming and rooting for us.Best girl.
>>43598087*officer
>>43598056Hate's the FORCEPRO officer
>>43598087Hate gave us the weapon. Not the admiral.>>43598097There is little difference between Kebab and Yakitori. Both are scum that must be removed.
>>43598105>Higgins comes back>When she gets frustrated, instead of counting to ten she just quietly recites https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ to herself
>>43598129>Hate gave us the weapon. Not the admiral.Reading comprehension. Nobody's implying that the admiral gave Settle the sword.
>>43598129Yes. That was what was meant to be read from it. He asked why is Hate here. Because he gave an officer a deadly weapon and expected it to end well.
>>43598151My mind is full of fuck.How do naval engineers do this?
Oh you anons know what would be great.The Yaks try this again, but hurt Goto instead somehow or maybe because he hasn't remove Gajin. The Japanese Shipgirls reaction.
[X] It's all Yakuzas under the landfill at this point, sir, so what is this really about?really sad we didn't use the technically it was a surface action line
>>43597773Arizona moved on dess!She decided that a two-timing admiral wasn't worth it dess!
>>43598125Which means that he's got no room to be smug. Much as those Yaks should never have got inside the base in the first place, the fact that they actually got within murdering distance of Settle means that, to the brass, HATE FUCKED UP BIG TIME.
>>43598208kek
>>43598208Good for these girls.But Arizona will never abandon uncle Sam.
>>43597847technically the first turkeyhandle didn't have a hisui voicealso why do you have to bring that up man
>>43597574An LP of RtW I'm currently following on SA (run and played by Grey Hunter, SA's most prominent grog game player, known for playing both War in the Pacific and War in the East in real time one day at a time and never missing an update, even making a special one for his wedding in the vein of his other updates during WitE, as well as countless other grog games, plus his atrocious spelling mistakes, as well as inadvertently sinking the Royal Navy in any historical game he plays, to the point where he sank most of it in Steam and Iron playing as the Kaiserliche Marine, but couldn't win the game because the developers set the German victory conditions to be so impossible to achieve since they figured that no one would be able to beat the RN).
Give me a good naval game that allows me to pilot a capital ship. I am less inclined to command a fleet.
>>43597847;_;
>>43598208Nonsense.
>>43598243
>>43597574>>43598248His France is currently getting overwhelmed by AH in the mid 20's because he doesn't have the tonnage to break their blockade in the Med, because he recently lost a war to GB and they placed a naval restriction on him, as well as sinking or seizing most of his BBs to the point where he has the smallest fleet of them in the world, and the ones he does have left aren't all that modern. Also, both goons (who are giving input) and Grey are terrible at designing raiders and Battlecruisers (his most modern BCs died to turret explosions when GB's better designed and more modern BBs and BCs opened up during a fleet, convoy harassment/protection, or raid battle of some sort and punched through their weak turret top armor. That class of BCs were even named the So Suez Me class, to celebrate France taking Egypt and Gibraltar from GB in a previous war that they fought, in which he was able to starve out GB to the point of revolution toppling their government.He couldn't break GB's blockade of him in Northern Europe in that previous war starving him out, and a revolution toppled his government as he couldn't sink GB's merchant shipping fast enough to force a surrender with his dwindling number of submarines and raiders that kept getting intercepted. But he still was able to keep three possessions that the army seized on its own during that war: Hong Kong, Malta, and Cyprus.
>>43597993They're bitching him out because he was fucking crazyalso yaks ain't terrorists, they're just filthy crims
>>43598208Good. Without shipgirls trying to get Settle's torpedo we can prioritise more important things. Such as slaying abyssals and blowing shit up.
votes called woot>>43598284FISH BREACHED FISH BREACHED
Well, I best take a break and eat dinner. Also question, is it more fun to be drunk during a quest like this?
>>43598293This isn't much of a bitching out, not yet at least
>>43598310>Well, I best take a break and eat dinner. Also question, is it more fun to be drunk during a quest like this?If you're reading? Yes.If you're writing? VERY YES.
>>43598208>Shoo off Shoukaku and Arizona>Murk some yaks like we're a terminator and it gets recorded>Next time we bump into Tenryuu she's ram rod straight and respectful>It can't be resisted. "Fu. Fu. You sacred?">Que red-faced sputtering>We are catapulted onto the secret best routeEverything is falling into place.
>>43598296Also, how do you like my version of Settle's conscience?
>>43598310Well, drinking does destroy brain cells.So yes, I'd call drinking essential for proper enjoyment of this quest.
>>43598317Okie! WHERE MAH OKTOBERFEST BEER
>>43598291Is there a link for this somewhere? Sounds fkin hilarious.
>>43598323>going for ship girls>not hooking up Shigure with Marine-Pixy from last threadAnon, it's like you don't want to reset this twisted game.
>>43598323>>We are catapulted onto the secret best routeBut Crix hasn't written the Momboat/Settle date omake yet!
Shoukaku and Arizona claiming Settle as their Admiral when?
>>43598331
>>43598208
>>43598323I am extremely okay with this.
>>43598195IT JUST WORKS.
>>43598349>Okie! WHERE MAH OKTOBERFEST BEER>mfw I've got a bottle of that in my hand right now
>>43598357I think that's out of our hands in a good way by now
>>43598323>Implying we haven't reached secret Daijoubu route and won't beat Goto to bongoing a Kongou.
>>43598323Just going to leave this here
>>43598373we're watching you, planefag
>>43597754He last told me years ago and never wrote the shit down, but here's what I remember.He and his crew are flying on patrol. They're about half way through when one of the gunners starts shouting about something off to their left. He takes a look and sees an American fighter (Don't ask me which kind, he never said when all this shit happened) trailing smoke and tangling with a nip plane. The American plane goes out of control and the pilot bails and the Nip flies off and they lose sight of him in some cloud cover.They radio back, and ask permission to go get the guy. since they're, you know, right there. Guy on the ground tells them to come back in. There's a nip task force somewhere in their vicinity and they don't want to risk it. Grandpa gives his co pilot a look, they both know its a bullshit excuse, so one of them starts doing his best impression of static (including, and I quote, "Some Engine shenanigans to make it authentic"), they flip off the radio and go in anyways.So they land, fish the guy out of the water and start to take off. At that point, the nip decides to show up again and figures, hey, free kill bakka bakka sempai jihad and goes in to strafe them. He is, fortunately, a god-awful shot and only manages to get the plane a little bit wetter. They manage to get off the ground and the nip decides that's too much of a challenge and fucks off. Again.
>>43598323I wouldn't mind Tenryuu, but I doubt both Arifans and Shoukaku fans would take this well.>>43598375wouldn't mind this either.
>>43598368Top Sweater.
>>43598369You think planefag is cool enough to explain how King Crimson works?
>>43598323I approve of this. To see my sister become so flustered is the best.
>>43598398No need, I got it here
>>43598398He'd likely respond "but effort"
>>43598389Thank you anon.I love these war stories.
>>43598208I can use this.
>>43598389>so one of them starts doing his best impression of static (including, and I quote, "Some Engine shenanigans to make it authentic")
>>43598391Haruna is secretly lewd.
>>43598373Wow. Well, I give a toast to you!
>>43598430200% lewd. It's why it's usually underneath her face.
>>43598291Is there a point somewhere in this mess? Not to be insulting, I just confused.
>>43598430Problem is she ain't got a personality
>>43598389Understandably nervous, they head back to base. About half way there, The gunner calls up, the jap is back and is now following them. Presumably, trying to figure out where they're based from. Grandpa calls back, asking how close the guy is and the only answer the gunner will give is "He's too damn close". So they radio base for some backup, and their commander (somewhat pissed) agrees to call for a fighter to chase the jap off. After a nervous ten, fifteenish minutes (I think?) their fighter cover arrives and the nip, sensing a fair fight, fucks off.they get back to base, their commander calls them into his office and starts dressing them down for risking a half a dozen men and the plane on a rescue op when they knew there were enemy fighters in the area. about 5 minutes into the "Angry Pastor Sermon" the guy three or four ranks up the chain pokes his head into the office to say thanks to granddad and his crew, and oh he's put them up for a bronze star k thx bye. Their commander does a 180, praises them for bravery under fire and get the hell out of his office if you please.
>>43598414Yeah the Gentleman in question not only has to get your approval but the Approval of 4 quasi daughters. good luck he will need it.
This will be the true route for Settle.
>>43598485Who is this torpedo muncher?
>>43598485Ushio?
>>43598445It's always the quiet ones. >>43598449She has one, it's just overshadowed by the other sisters as they're much more pronounced.
>>43598461Delicious daughterus.
>>43598502goodness, she's cutethe fairy, that is
>>43598485Ushio a cute
>>43598451>>43598389That's pretty much the only story he'd tell about the war, which Kind of sucks because I know there was story behind his silver star but he never told anyone about it. He was also apparently wounded twice during the war, but again he never told those stories either.
>>43598485DDs are not for sexual
>>43598502Remind me again -We all know what Bongo is likeWho is the Inchou?Who else is there in the Bongo family?
>>43598507Faeries are not for sexual, they are for DC and shooting at Settle's head.
>>43598515Be proud anon.Your grandpa served well.
>>43598426I'll embrace the salt. So Arizona fans the new Katya fags?
>>43598533That reminds me, did Strike Witches Quest ever finish?
>>43598485You sick fuck. if it was Hamakaze or Urakaze I wouldn't say a thing. She's a little kid that puberty hit hard.
>>43598520Kirishima is the Inchou, also youngest technically. Hiei is the sister lover and bad cook. Haruna is the quietest and says she'll be ok/daijoubu a lot. Also the only one who survived the war more or less.
>>43598542ha, no.
>>43598518DDs with DDs are.
>>43598417Pretty much this. >>43598398King Crimson works the same way cutting a scene a frame from a movie reel works. You take a scenario and remove it from the chronological flow. The audience would have no idea that you removed scene as they are caught up in the scenes. But because you stand independent of the audience and therefore the chronology, you can freely influence the effects the chronological flow has on your target (ie the audience).Want to make some look like a dick? Remove that touching scene and he's a dick.KC just does this chronological delete and splice with real world time, not a movie's time.
>>43598533They are just part of a long lineage. Which includes both Katya fags and Trude fags.
>>43598543just like Higgins
>>43598533No group can reach that level of salt like Katya fags did for a time.
>>43598542In a manner of speaking, yes
>>43598545Ahhh thanks good anon!
>>43598542Nope, and we'll be lucky if this does.>>43598550See the first response.
>>43598555>>43598561I thought the Shoukaku fans were the Katya/Trude fans.
>>43598485
>>43598533Not even close.
>>43598571>KatyaLiterally who?
>>43598543Think about it, we can have our daughteru and shipfu in one handy package!Plus, dem flotation devices.
>>43598542Planefag will never finish a quest.Though what I've heard is that Planefag's wanting to finish it up as an ordinary story, since there's a lot of hanging plot threads he doesn't feel would ever get properly wrapped up by questing.
>>43598446People were talking about RtW, and I found the story of the game I'm following hilarious. Not much more than that.>>43598353Only on the SA forums. Dunno if the paywall is up, or if you have an account, here's the link:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3731619Thread is 53 pages long, and most of it is commentary by goons. If you just want the updates, they're linked in the OP, or you can use this link for just Grey's posts in thread:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3731619&userid=126114
>>43598571We lost the Shokaku cup already?What, we needed to bully Shigure more?
>>43598525>Faeries Wut. The guy was talking about how Tenryuu is kinda sorta a mom to DesDiv 6.
>>43598561Planefag'll take it as a challenge.
>>43598533Arizona actually gets fanart, so no
>>43598542>Planefag>Finishing quests
>>43598571At this point either group can go down that route. I'm a AZ fan and I am no where near as salty as Katya fans were.
>>43598571At this rate it will be both Arizona fags AND Shoukaku fags who will become part of the Cu,ck-commonwealth.
>>43598598I'm still waiting for that wizard to blast hats of of 2hus
>>43598591Oh whoops, wrong post. Was for the Haruna & Fae at the onsen one.
>>43598604Don't try to bypass the cancerword-filter like that, kouhai.
So what should we name the fairies that stand out or do a major accomplishment?
>>43598373Drinking from a GLASS I hope, Greek-san?Hello, everyone! A drop and dash today, I'm afraid. I've made a (very basic) pastebin of our heroine's story so far. If you're looking for a specific part, search "part #," which will also give you the relevant thread number. If I get ambitious, I'll go back when I have more time and add thread context, but most of them stand by themselves.http://pastebin.com/esnMGuJ4
>>43598542Planefag can't even finishing paying his debts, let a quest.
Oh Lookie what trinket I found. *deep inhale* USS MONTANA WHEN????? :D
>>43598635Cheers, Naka
>tfw you will never bend Kongo over a dess.
Akitsu Maru is best girl and this thread needs her.
>>43598657Stop.
>>43598520>This is a list of characters from the popular free-to-play web browser game Kantai Collection.http://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/62620educate yourself.
>>43598657>obligatory spacebattles get out reeeeeee
>>43598636I am impressed someone put in the effort for this.
>>43598657Never, cause none of them were finished. So that's not a Montana in the first place.
>>43598657When Krasny Oktyabr defects.
>>43598657USS Montana never
>>43598635Love you naks.
>>43598657Not soon enough.W19 shells for the Iowas and Montanas when.
>>43598690Why are country hicks so cute?
>>43598695>naks
>>43598588Seriously it's too soon to tell as we don't know what response of Planefag's are serious and which ones are not.
>>43598657Neverhttp://www.nvr.navy.mil/nvrships/details/BB67.htm
>>43598595Shoukaku has a lot of fanart too.
>>43598698good food to grow up on.
>>43598711but you are already ded
>>43598698They're folksy and easily embarrassed by the right things.
>>43598684>Red October shipgirl>Constantly trying to defect from russia >Really obsessed with the state of Montana>Scottish accent for some reason
>>43598715>Planefag>serious
>>43598636Ironic that the DDs have the smallest busts.
>>43598715I think it's pretty fucking safe to say that that one isn't, mate>>43598725Yes, and? We're talking about Arizona
WHERE ME AUSSIE SHIP-SHEILA, YA CUNT?!
>>43598588Not by a long shot.But as the 'devote yourself more to goto' vote shows, voting purely on waifu lines will quickly kill everyone around us.
>>43598735Why boner.
>>43598657Kill yourself
TURKEY TROTS TO WATER GG FROM CINCPAC ACTION COM 4CHAN INFO COMINCH TG X WHERE IS RPT WHERE IS PLANEFAG RR THE WORLD WONDERS
>>43598588>We lost the Shokaku cup already?thank god
>>43598738>>43598684Shipgirls Glorious October Revolution when?
>>43598636>Shoukaku and Zuikaku having the same bust sizeI'm pretty sure that's wrong
>>43598635WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYES
>>43598756Why the fuck would you not enjoy seeing a cute girl in a state of partial undress?
>>43598761He is rage quiting and refuelling his fleet for a few hours.
Planefag dead post shipslut lewds.
S is planefag closer to Halsey or MacArthur?
>>43598657They were never even laid down. Even the Sovietsky Soyuzes have a greater claim to ShipSlootdom than the Montanas.
>>43598791
>>43598769Its most definitely wrong.
>>43598812
>>43598827
You shake your head. “My demeanor had everything to do with my drunkenness, not the other way around, sir.” Thomas squints at you. “So you were homicidally furious *before* you walked out of your office?” “Correct, sir.” Thomas stares at you silently until you buckle with a sigh. “Naka came by my office, discharging her duties as secretary. We got to talking and the incident with Shigure came up.” You squeeze the arms of your chair, suppressing the urge to glance at Goto for support. “She spelled it out straight, sir - sometimes there's not much to be done.” “And that pissed you off so much you deliberately ambushed those two instead of trying to call base security on your cell phone before they reached you.” You open your mouth.You close your mouth. ... you nod. Thomas reclines in his chair, studying you intently. You can see the gears turning in his head as he reads between the lines and processes it into a decision. He wants to pursue this, you can tell... but he, too, surrenders with a sigh.As usual, there are more pressing matters at hand. Thomas sighs and plows on. “We've identified the two men who went after you. They are, indeed, Yakuza. They belong to a rather small group, however; not one of the big old-money ones. They're not registered as big-time by the government - small fry. The kind the cops leave alone as long as they stick to properly traditional methods of thieving and extortion.” Thomas glowers a bit at that. “Because of that the Japanese federal police don't have much of a file on them, but INTERPOL did - seems they took trips all over the pacific rim for some reason or another.”
shoukaku love
>>43598751>tfw your kiwi minesweeper doodle was saved by someone else
“Assassinations?” “Possibly. Bit out of that groups league, though. The only thing we've got to go on is your AAR, and that makes it clear they're no slouches.”“We could-”“I'm telling you that for your information, not because I want your god damned opinion on it,” Thomas says. “I believe the CNO himself told you that picking a secretary from amongst your assigned units was as much to provide a bodyguard as it was to lessen your clerical load, correct?” You nod, your mouth to dry to speak. “You seemed to have adopted Arizona as your bodyguard,” Thomas says. “Which makes your decision to dismiss her from your office without you rather curious. Then, you got drunk while talking to Naka - which I can understand, when in Rome and all that, especially when the Roman can feed you the bottle if you refuse - but the part where you decide to gallivant across the fucking base without even calling a car from the motor pool, that, I can't god damned fathom.” The chair-arms squeak dangerously as you crush them under your hands. “Shigure was in a lockup and I wasn't aware there was a price on my head.” Thomas takes in a deep breath and lets it out slow as he glares at you. “I suppose. And you were never formally ordered to pick a bodyguard, and you never formally made Arizona your bodyguard.”You nod.“But that's all different now, isn't it?” You feel your blood run cold.
>>43598823>that smug Big-EIf she returns in quest then it's game over for the abyssals.
>>43598847
“Effective immediately, Admiral Settle, the USS Arizona is your designated bodyguard. She is to be with you at all times except for times when she is needed for active operations or she is off-duty, at which time you will call base security and obtain two armed escorts before Arizona is released from duty.” You open and close your mouth for a few seconds like a fish drowning in air. “You have something to say, Admiral?” [ ] No, sir.[ ] Sir, I'd prefer Sammy as my bodyguard.[ ] Sir, I'd prefer Willie as my bodyguard. [ ] Sir, I'd honestly prefer the Marines full-time.
>>43598890>[ ] No, sir.
>>43598890>[ ] No, sir.finally. Now we have no excuse!
>>43598890>[X] No, sir.
Thomas takes in a deep breath and lets it out slow as he glares at you. “I suppose. And you were never formally ordered to pick a bodyguard, and you never formally made Arizona your bodyguard.”You nod.“But that's all different now, isn't it?”You feel your blood run cold.Oh my. Looks like Settle officially has Arizona as a Bodyguard now.
>>43598890>[ ] Sir, I'd honestly prefer the Marines full-time.
>>43598890>[ ] No, sir.....it's honestly the safest option...though this means we can get Shoukaku as out new secretary!
>>43598890>[X] Sir, I'd prefer Willie as my bodyguard.DDs are for escorting.
>>43598890>[x] Sir, I'd prefer Northampton as my bodyguard.North is a cool enough dude, has float planes and decent gear to boot.
>>43598890>[X] No, sir.All of those other options are too horrible to even begin to fathom!
>>43598890>[ ] Sir, I'd prefer Willie as my bodyguard.
>>43598890>>[X] No, sir.
>>43598890>>43598915>>[x] Sir, I'd prefer Northampton as my bodyguard.YES THIS.Hamp is cool.
>>43598890>[x] No, sir.It could be worse. We do know for a fact that she can be extremely operator if shit needs to happen.
>>43598915Sure, why not. This is a valid choice.
>>43598890[X] No, sir.Could we occasionally substitute a shipslut for the two security guys?Gives us an excuse to have some time to chat with some of the other boats, like Sammy or Willie or Hamp
>>43598890>[ ] Sir, I'd prefer Sammy as my bodyguard.
>>43598890>[x] No, sir.Ari is the best option, dunno if there'll be any more automatic stupidity or not.
>[X] No, sir.
>>43598890>[x] No, sir.But what'll happen if they attack while Settle or Arizona is in the bathroom?
>>43598890Wait, then who does Goto have as a bodyguard? And if he doesn't have one, why the hell doesn't he? And why was Settle singled out for assassination out of all the admirals on base?
[X] No, sir.No second guessing our boss this time I think.
>>43598890>[x] Sir, I'd prefer Northampton as my bodyguard.
>>43598915The lack of fucks to give is a bit of a problem though
>>43598890>[ ] No, sir.It's this or Sammy, but considering the shit Sammy does...
Do you think Ari is waiting in the wings of the room just for this?
>>43598890>[ ] No, sir.We have to pick which hills we're going to die on. As a freshly-frocked RA(LH) talking to a four-star, this is not the battle we should choose to fight.That said:>{ ] Write-in: "Sir, does that include while I'm asleep, or can I actually allow her to go do other things when I've locked myself in my quarters for the night?"
>>43598919Willie didn't let a single member of her crew bite it. She may be a horrible little fuck up but she would die before letting us get hurt.
>>43598890>[ ] Sir, I'd prefer Northampton as my bodyguard.Need more shipbros.
>>43598957what do ships do with their... biological waste?
>>43598947They can always wait outside the door, too.
>>43598890>[ ] Sir, I'd prefer Northampton as my bodyguard.
>>43598890>[ ] No, sir.There are times you can try to finesse your superior officers and there are times to STFU and do what you're told. This is not the former.
>>43598890>[x] No, sir.
>>43598890>>43598915While I ordinarily would toe the line with an order from God... I'd rather avoid any complications from being stuck 24/7 with a woman who is clearly crushing on us.
>>43598890>[ ] No, sir.If a shipslut really wants to punch his ticket, the Marines won't do much to stop her. Willie is a fuckup, Sammy has ADHD; and as much as we're trying to help them, well mostly Willie, neither are suitable right now. Arizona is already de facto in the position so keeping her as bodyguard makes the most sense.
>>43598957You fool, Ari goes into the bathroom with us.
>>43598959Goto's in his own chain of command, and possibly at the top of it on base. I don't think we've ever gotten his rank out of fap angel
>>43598915I feel like Hamp's too...off and adventurous for following-Settle-around duty and bodyguarding
>>43598890>[x] No, sir.Nah, we've been humbled enough.Furthermore, I don't think Arizona would take it well at all if she heard she got fired.
>>43598964Which is perfect for a bodyguard.
>>43598890>[ ] No, sir
>>43598915>>43598945Also yaoiI'm wondering, who would require less paperwork: Willie's accidental damages, or Sammie's excessive force?
>>43598967>or when she's off-dutydudedude pls
And this is what we call, "railroading".
>>43598957>But what'll happen if they attack while Settle or Arizona is in the bathroom?>implying they wouldn't be right outside the stall
>>43598967So Thomas is a four star while we have a single star?
>>43598890Couldn't we get at least two bodyguards and have them work in shifts.
>>43598890>[x] Sir, I'd prefer Northampton as my bodyguard.Having your guard crushing on you I don't think is the best idea.
>>43599012And this is what we call "bait"
>>43599015Yeah. Thomas is in charge of 7th fleet, our boss and as far as we're concerned God.
>>43598890What are the odds of assigning Shigure to us? She don't fight so good.
>>43598988I still think Willie will be an adorable bodyguard.And we get to play the kind daddy and steal a few shipslut's hearts, just like in the cafeteria.
>>43599019It would be preferable definitely.
>>43598975Depends on if they're Indian or not
>>43598890>[ ] No, sir.Orders, etc.
>>43599012>overwhelming vote for one option>"railroading"Here's your (You).
>>43598959He has Kongou. If he's ever in trouble, he can just blow the DESS whistle, shine the DESS signal at the sky, or even just think back to the last AV Idol video he confiscated from a sailor so that he even STARTS to get the slightest hint of an erection, and he'll have 35,000 tons of fast battleship instantly crashing straight through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man to save him.
>>43598967Thomas is a three-star.
>>43599034>What are the odds of assigning a suicidal foreign shipslut who tried to kill Settle as his body guardI'm pretty sure it's 100% guaranteed to happen
>>43599012
>>43598890>[x] No, sir.I really should have checked twitter sooner
>>43599025What is wrong with it? They guard you better with their life.
>>43598890>>[x] Sir, I'd prefer Northampton as my bodyguard.
>>43599015And keep in mind we don't really have five stars anymore as five stars have tons of authority and presidents like to keep control of.
>>43598823>>43598875I don't into boats. Who is that?
>>43599012kill yourself, wiseman
>>43599058>confusion.png
>mfw when Shokaku wasn't an option >No, sir.
>>43598993Doesn't explain why he wasn't targeted, or why he doesn't have a bodyguard. Sure, Thomas can't order him to get one, but considering his importance and recent events, you'd think someone on his side would bring it up.
>>43599050Why did I laugh.>>43599053Four star is a theater commander is it not?
>>43599073
>>43599071learn to googlehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Enterprise_%28CV-6%29
>>43599076Chain of command unfortunately. Shes not under the USN.
>>43598890>[] Sir, I'd prefer Northampton as my bodyguard.
>>43599076Carriers are not body guards.Carriers need to be protected.
>>43599055>100% guaranteedAll part of planefag's master plan.
>>43599058Please tell me that I am seeing that wrong and he isn't pointing the send-hot-death-faster-than-the-speed-of-sound end at himself.
>>43599076Lets have a foreign national guard a flag rank member of the US armed forces!
>>43599076>wanting an IJN carrier to take hits for you>IJN>carrier
>>43599076You could have tried writing it in.But she's a nip anyway, it wouldn't work.
>>43599085He's not theater commander, he's a fleet commander. That's a three star position.
>>43598890>>[x] Sir, I'd prefer Northampton as my bodyguard.Hamp a best
>>43599085Thomas runs Seventh Fleet, he isn't a theater commander.Also, the new commander is an aviator? Who let this happen?
>>43599112She.>women in the military
>>43599081Just because we don't know who's watching Goto's back doesn't mean nobody is
>>43599076Probably cause since Shoukaku is under the Japanese navy, he can't order her to be our guard. Also probably why the other options are also US ships only.
>>43599112There are worse ways to fuck up in front of a general.Not very many, though, and most of them involve mishandled nuclear materials.
>>43599112it is a she anon.
>>43599109>Implying anyone sane sends battleships without escortschanging my vote to>[x] Sir, I'd prefer Northampton as my bodyguard.
[ X ] No, sir.
>>43599014But what if Arizona needs to drain her bilgewater?She can get away with it because boat, but the Navy has rules against that sort of stuff for Settle.
>>43599119At least the explosion from the avgas tanks makes for a decent distraction.
>>43598890[ ] No, sir.
>>43599112She is, and now you understand the looks of those men behind her
>>43599127I thought fleet admirals were all carrier captains, who by default are all aviators?
>these Northampton votes
>planefag letting the vote run into the realms of samefaggotryCall it already you absolute madman.
>>43599058How do you tell the older man is a general?
>>43599181You mean aside from the two stars on his cap and chest?
>>43599169it's what happens when you let waifufaggotry get involved.
>>43599165>I thought fleet admirals were all carrier captains, who by default are all aviators?Thomas is a career fast-attack man.
New kancolle update: Prinz Eugen is now craftable via LSC, but she requires Bismarck Drei.
>>43599151Then she wraps Settle in 120' of silk rope and locks him in a supply closet until she's finished.
>>43599194>everyone voting for Hamp>Waifufaggotry'erewego
>>43599165What? No. And fleet commander, not Fleet Admiral.
>>43599218I'd tap that.
>>43599208>Then she wraps Settle in 120' of silk rope and ties him to herself until she's finished.FIFY
>>43599165It used to be Battleships to be promoted to flag rank you have to command a flagship. Those used to be BB's back in the day. Commanding one was pretty much the tap on the shoulder for Admiralty now days it is Carriers.
>>43599218Yaoi
>>43599161>and now you understand the looks of those men behind herSome people should not be trusted with guns. When I was in basic some private went to clear his rifle as we all routinely do, a bullet came out.He was pointing in at a Drill Sargent's foot.
>>43599218Shokekku not an option? Better saddle Settle with a guy!
>>43598890[x] No, sir.
>>43598890 >>[ ] Sir, I'd prefer Northampton as my bodyguard.
>>43599169Kitakami pls.
>>43599238>in*at
>>43598753arpeggio girls never
>>43599071...that's CV-6 Enterprise N the most decorated Carrier of the US Navy, also known as the Big E.
>>43599181Well, he's a two star general. You can tell by all the pairs of starts plastered on his chest, cap and shoulders.And two: That's Major General Buchanan.And he's watching a dumbfuck medic reloading a gun pointed at herself.You can see that Sergeant trying to hate her out of existance. You can see the Butterbar going "aw shit"And you can most definitely see Major General Buchanan having a moment of profound disbelief of what his eyes are seeing.
>>43598398>make kick ass prog album>incestuously trade off half your band members with every other prog band in England>repeatFairly standard fare, really.
>>43599267Nothing is too ratarded for a fap angel quest.
>>43599238Should have pointed it at his chest
>>43599283Buchanan is famous?
>>43599283>Well, he's a two star general. You can tell by all the pairs of starts plastered on his chest, cap and shoulders.I can't see 'em
>>43598890[ ] No, sir.Arizona will suit you well.
>>43599240Hamp still lost handily, unless I've suddenly fallen retarded and lost the ability to count
>>43599300He didn't do this intentionally.
I really wanted Willie or Ari. Dammit.
>>43599283And screen capped for posterity
>>43598890>[x] No, sir.>>43598957>But what'll happen if they attack while Settle or Arizona is in the bathroom?We can pull a glock from the toilet. Everything will be fine.
[x] Make Hamp our body guard
>>43598915>>43598915THIS
>>43599316There black and directly in the middle of his chest
>>43599199Yer full of shit.>>43599218Yaoi right?
>>43599323"No, Sir" is the Ari option.
>>43599322I know, it was pretty clearly a jokeAs for the vote, I'd have liked Ari or Willie or Sammy, but it looks like Hamp's winning. It makes good logical sense, but fuck, I'd really prefer the others to get more screen-time, I like them more.
>>43598915>[x] Sir, I'd prefer Northampton as my bodyguard.Write in please.
>>43599283Officer looks to be a Captain, not a butterbar. Railroad tracks, anon.
>>43599323enjoy your new wife.
>>43599321Impressive for a write-in though.
>>43599303Well he's a Major General. They're not exactly famous, but they are kind of important, and a screw up like that in front of one is pretty bad.
>>43598890>[x] No, sir
>>43598890[X] No, sir.
>>43599336Man, they are fucking tinythey look like fucking buttons or something
Haruna is so pretty.Why does no one ever remember her?
>>43599359Hopefully they won't have the time to personally fuck your rank up.
>>43599353dank fucking post m8 I giggled
I know Arizona will win, but damn Northampton would be fun as fuck.
>>43599368>They are fucking tinyThats. the. fucking. point.
>>43599372She stole our memory.With her bare hands.
>>43599350The medic is a lieutenant.
>>43599303He's only the former commander of US Forces - Iraq.
>>43599372That's Kirishima.
>>43599378Assuming he doesn't leave Settle in the lurch to refill his coffee.
>>43599381In the image specifically, I mean. It's very hard to notice them.
>>43599388Who is also pretty good
>>43599350... you are correct. I messed up there. Well fuck.
>>43599396Oh. Well yea, small shit pic and all that.
>>43599392>Assuming he doesn't leave Settle in the lurch to refill his coffee.That fucking does it. I can't resist. Votes called for "No, sir," but for the rest of the day Northampton is going to look after Settle - at least until Arizona cools off a bit.
>>43599388>>43599372You see anon, Kongou's last name is actually Kongou, and Haruna's full name is "Haruna Kongou", and the same for Kirishima and Hiei.It's like the Mario Brothers dess.No one ever remembers Luigi dess.
>>43599368>>43599396If you know where to look, you can pick'em out immediately. Supposed to be the point, if enemy troops can't see them clearly against the ACU pattern at distance, then they might not think to single him out specifically.The ones on his cover are pretty hard to spot because they're so shadowed though.>>43599384Whoops, didn't notice the butterbar on the medic's helmet, eyes went straight for the railroad tracks on the helmet of the guy on the left
>>43599432what the fuck does dess mean?
>>43599372Because you posted Mic Check instead of Daijobu, for starters
>>43599425
Wow planefag literally railroading for the le epic yaoi meme option because he thinks it's funny instead of the Arizona vote.
>>43599432Kongou! I know how you can get Teitoku to look at you!...A new outfit!
>>43599444Dess means Dess, of course!
>>43599438>>43599384So the medic is actually an officer?That explains it.
>>43599425On a scale of 1-10, how much is Arizona bent on hurting or permanently attaching us to a chair?
>>43599444it means Annoying Verbal Tic.
>>43599444dess = typo of "desu""desu" = "is" or "I am"'Desu' is Kongou's verbal tic, like 'nanodesu' for Inazuma or 'poi' for Yuudachi.
>>43599372I remember her but I can see how she'd be overshadowed by her famous sister.>>43599466Not really just tossing in some Hamp time but it's Ari that's the long term one.
>>43599425>I can't resist.Let the shenanigans begin!!
>>43599470Butterbar in the middle of her helmet, yup.
>>43599466Selective reading a bit there?
>>43599466Man you are salty.
>>43599444Dess anon! Dess! >>43599468
>>43599345>that feeling when your suggestion may have just cuked Arizona out of her dream assignment.>>43599473By the time she's done we'd have to call for help on our can't-walkey-talkey.
>>43599481So what does Nanodesu means?I know Poi is like, or rather the Japanese version of it.
>>43599425I can say I am quite happy with this.
>>43599467OMG MY EYES!!!!! THEY BUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH FIRE FIIIREE!!!!! SATAN IS RESPONISBLE FOR BURNING KONGOUS LOVE!!!!!!
>>43599506He literally said Arizona won ya nig-nog. >>43599425
So I think I just found the most American Ship girl possible.
>>43599467>all that western decadence
>>43599444Desu/です is literally "polite" speech in Eleven.
>>43599467Except Settle just told her to dial it the hell back and try being a supporter and friend to Goto, instead of climbing all over him and begging for his D.
>>43599536CV-6 or CV-8?
>>43599466No anon, you are wrong. This is not "yaoi meme option." This is real life. Hamp is your waifu now.
>>43599506>that feeling when your suggestion may have just cuked Arizona out of her dream assignment.Not sure what you're talking about. Arizona is going to be our bodyguard. Northampton is only going to be around while she cools down.
>>43599551Well... it SAYS CV-6 on her leg/glove.
>>43599536I guess so.
>>43599551Look at her hand
>>43599551It' says CV-6. That's the Big-E
>>43599551CV-6 right there on the glove.
>>43599519Its just a very, very small desu.
>>43599551It literally says right on her glove.
>>43599551I see an EN on the flight deck so I'm guessing CV-6 Enterprise
>>43599551How the hell are your typing this?
>>43599570u cheeki kunt
>>43599121>>43599127He was also introduced way back when as VADM Thomas, so that would make him a 3 star.
>>43599570Oh, naturally.
>>43599519>So what does Nanodesu means?https://www.reddit.com/r/kancolle/comments/3afnpr/what_does_nanodesu_mean_in_english/
>>43599588Don't blame him, he might not have enlarged the image to render the identification of CV-6 enough for the named eye.
>>43599570
>>43599588He probably just looked at the leg
>>43599566>>43599569>>43599588Sorry, got distracted looking at her legs.
>>43599605Or he recently got a promotion for the fable FOUR STARSFUCKER!
>>43599570Can't argue with that, nanodesu
>>43599570For you.
I called it. The jimmies of the Anonian sea have been rustled, redirect course to "the gutter"
>>43599277don't spoonfeed, anon
>>43598358Almost done.>>43598890these choices suck
>>43599640
>>43599570Five star post, anon.
>>43599473she's tired and emotionaland a battleshipgod only knows what would happen.
>>43599526Damn son, relax.
>>43599481"is" the ”は” particle though. です and でした come at the end of a "polite" sentence following a verb when addressing someone. 私、僕、わし, etc are "I" in Nip.
>>43599680We should have spotted this brewing long before it developed. I blame the seaplane tenders
>>43599698Wait what.
>>43599277I just noticed her nipples for the first time.That is presumably a normal thickness sweater. Is she lactating or what? Like damn.
>>43599680hamp would have been better
>>43599698>Explosions ring out in Dowtown Tokyo, today, when a young lady began firing naval artillery at a Yakuza hideout. The lady in question has not issued a statement.
>>43599717And yet we wonder why Lexington bothered to put that type of sweater on. Or at least I wonder.
>>43599709???
>>43599727I imagine Ari might pull out her full ship form, if only to keelhaul the members of that Yak group more effective and efficiently.
“No, sir,” you say meekly. “Arizona is rather pissed off at me right now, sir.” “And why's that?” “For the exact reasons you just recited.”Thomas snorts, suppressing a grin - it seems he approves of Arizona's reasoning skills. “Fine. I'll have someone shadow you for a day or two, but after that it's Arizona, understand?” You nod. “Nobody better for the job, sir.” Thomas nods solemnly. “I have no doubt of it.” He takes a second to straighten out his desk; squaring up his blotter pad and returning an errant pen to his #1 Dad mug; the physical ritual mirroring the mental compartmentalization any good flag rank commander is skilled at. “Now, the Shigure incident of an hour ago...”
My heart goes out to Arizona. I mean, the girl can't talk! Wait....... THAT GODDAMN SEAWITCH STOLE HER VOICE!!!!!!! I SOLVED THE MYSTERY!!!! (The Little Mermaid)
>>43599774Jesus you waifukeks are annoying as all hell.
>>43599774You're late, planefag made that joke on his ask
>>43599773She really is. To bad she is nuttier than squirrel shit right now.
“You okay?” Goto interjects.“She just knocked the wind out of me,” you affirm. “She rung that Marine's bell pretty hard, but aside from a mild concussion he should be fine.” “You said you assigned guards, on the phone,” Thomas says. “Who?” “Tenryuu was nearby, so I corralled her. She had DesDiv 6 in tow, and between them they've got her pretty well distracted.” “Distraction was your primary concern?” You nod. “The only person she wanted to hurt was herself. I saw that up close and personal - twice.” Thomas nods. “Well...” he sighs. “Why were you there in the first place?” “To get her talking. Keep my mouth shut and see if anything useful came out.” “Did it?” You recall the eldritch electric blaze in her eyes, the chilling cerulean radiance - and shake your head. “No, sir, nothing of note. She just used me as an excuse to get close to the bars so she could try to off herself.” You briefly consider explaining how the shipgirls gain the density and consistency of their old steel hulls when they summon their 'outfit' or use their powers, and dismiss it as not salient to the point - Thomas will have to learn that weirdness on his own, the poor bastard.
>>43599633Has a promotion period even passed since the start of the quest? And wouldn't becoming a full admiral necessitate bumping him out of his current post?
>>43599773>shigure tried to put mentos in diet coke and we're still cleaning up the mess
>>43599773I still think a rotation of shipgirls for bodyguard duty would be best... But probably something to bring up when we're NOT sitting in front of a flag-ranker like a naughty schoolchild in the principal's office.
>>43599800Did he really? God fucking dammit. That would've been a good one.
“Christ,” Thomas says sincerely. “First Shigure, then the Yaks, then Shigure again - I'd have hated to read your horoscope on Monday.” Thomas and Goto go over a few more small details; obligatory paperwork and the like, and then you're dismissed. Hate, who's participation in the conversation mostly consisted of various glances, small gestures and facial expressions as he stood silent witness to your squirming seems rather smug. The bastard. You decide right there and then that you need to fix him good and proper, and file away that note for later. You owe that SOB a present, you do. [ ] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit. [ ] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.
>>43597119Bull fucking shit I have. >>43597276That don't look like fucking Cowboy Bebop to me motherfucker.
>>43599834>[ ] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit.
>>43599803>Thomas will have to learn that weirdness on his own, the poor bastard.>not salient to the pointNO, NO SETTLE, IT IS VERY SALIENT. The more that is known about shipgirls on every level of the command structure, the better! Every little detail is kind of essential here!
>>43599821We can bring it up eventually...In which case it will be 4 months realtime for 1 week in quest time by which time, all will have forgotten.>>43599834>[ ] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit.
>>43599834>[ ] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.
>>43599834>[X] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along....Settle needs something to go well before he absolutely has a mental crash from stress and frustration.
>>43599834>[x] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit. NAKATIEM!
>>43599834>[ ] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.because our other sad visit went so well
>>43599834>[x] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit.Today is suffering day.Buy one suffering, get another free!
>>43599834>>[X] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit.
>>43599834>/tg/ - Traditional Games>[ ] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming alongI feel we need a break from all the depressive shit. Let's go see how Willie's doing.
>>43599834>>43599834>GO ASK JINTSUU AND SENDAI ABOUT NAKA
>>43599803>You recall the eldritch electric blaze in her eyes, the chilling cerulean radiance...wait, she WAS going Abyssal? OH SHI-
>[ ] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.GEEZ DESTROYER PRACTICE HAS COME UP TWICE NOW, MAYBE IT MIGHT BE IMPORTANT
[X] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.
>>43599853Fuck that; I have a long memory, at least for shit I'm keen on.>>43599834>[X] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit. Today is FIX ALL THE THINGS day. Odds are, this will result in things being more broken than before, but fuckit, our course is set now and it'll be something for me to read in horror when I wake up tomorrow. Toodles!
>>43599834[X] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.
>>43599834[X] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit. [X] Oh, and inform Adm. Thomas about how the Shipgirls get more "shiplike" when they summon their outfit. Perhaps it's not as minor a detail as you think it is.
>>43598957Easy, Ari runs everyone out of the bathroom and then guards the door. Standard Secret Service doctrine. Good luck getting past her...
>>43599834>[X] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit.
>>43599834>[x] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit.Things have gone to hell enough as it is, and better to check in than to leave things stewing.
>>43599834>[ ] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit.Do we give her time? Or strike while the iron is hot?
>>43599834>[X] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.I don't want to suffer anymore, and destroyer practice is fucking important!
>>43599834[X] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.We should talk to Sendai and be a bit more prepared for our discussion with Naka. Learn from your mistakes and all that
>>43599888Odd, it didn't have ">/tg/ - Traditional Games" highlighted, yet it still added it to my reply.
>>43599834>[ ] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.Let's hope we can get some SHENANIGANS to lighten the mood instead of Willie having accidentally fisted Inazuma with a five-incher...
>>43599890>>43599834>Haruna told us Jintuu was looking sad>Haruna told us Sendai was crying in the bathroom>We know that something's fucky with Naka, and that Jintuu is very protective of herChecks out
Well, I gotta get to the airport. Gonna visit Germany. Auf Wiedersen!
>[X] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.
>>43599834>[x] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.What are you up to Planefag...
[X] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit.[X] Oh, and inform Adm. Thomas about how the Shipgirls get more "shiplike" when they summon their outfit. Perhaps it's not as minor a detail as you think it is.
>>43599834>[x] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit.
>[X] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.Let us create a home for Shigure and Willie with the DDs.
>>43599834>[X] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.Destroyers are cute. We need a dose of cute right now so we can weather the impending Naka.
>>43599834>[x] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.
>>43599838>gone native>CULT OF THE WARRIOR>MY FATE SHOULD HAVE BEEN GLORIOUS DEATH IN BATTLE>TO THEE MY NOBLE FRIEND I GIVE A GIFT OF HONED STEEL, HIDDEN IN A CANE TO FEND OFF THE SHINOBI>I HUNGER FOR COMBAT>I WILL ACCEPT THIS DISHONOR UPON MYSELF IF ONLY MY COMRADE IN ARMS MAY UNSHEATHE HER BLADE ONCE MORE IN HONORABLE BATTLE>SUICIDE MISSION? I ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE GLADLY IN SERVICE OF MY LIEGE AND LAND>JINTSUU COULD NOT STAND BEFORE MY QUICKDRAW TECHNIQUE! >DIVINE ART OF THE TACTICAL CARBINE!>Bull fucking shit I have.
>>43599499Poi >>>Dess
>>43599940I like this anon.
>>43599982https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGuTWiEhuA0
>>43599085In a time of war, presuming WW2 doctrine theater command would be a five start position. In peacetime three stars are usually the highest rank actually deployed on field operations. And who knows what the wartime staff structure looks like within the quest, especially as we don't know how many of our flag officers are dead or incapacitated.
Every thread.
>>43599981
>>43599834>[ ] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.Let's go watch potentially happy things instead of very sad Nakas
[X] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit. probably stop by and see Sendai too
>>43599981VALHALLA MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU KNOW OF IT?! Jesus fucking christ it's like you don't fucking realize almost every fucking warrior culture venerates honor, discipline, a good death, and sticking by your brothers no matter fucking what.
>>43600004
>>43600045valhalla is bullshit btw
>>43599803>“She rung that Marine's bell pretty hard,That marine should get a medal.
>>43599834>[ ] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.Can we not jump right into another hornets nest so soon?
>>43599834>[x] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.Naka needs time to think, and I'd rather speak to her sisters first, get their take on things, before confronting her. And I wanna see the destroyers in action.
>>43600045But you don't win the wars by dieing for your country. You win wars by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his.
>>43600004needs rocket engines
>>43599834 ] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.We pushed her into resigning just this morning by accident let's see what a little space accomplishes
>>43600045>sticking by your brothers no matter fucking what.This is the most important.
>>43599218Are we seriously going to change body guards without even talking to Arizona first. I'm not one for running after waifus, but that would be a shit-move on professional grounds alone. We already jumped on her case when she tried to knock some sense into us (literally), and no we're switching horses mid-race!? That's basically telling her that we flat or have no confidence in her abilities, when every single fuck up thus far has been damn near 100% our fault. Admiral Thomas knows all of that, and I cannot fathom him allowing the change and risking Arizona's performance suffering as a result of us basically saying we have no faith in her. Indeed, i wouldn't be shocked if he took pretty serious offense at the attempt -- especially since he already made it a direct order. I'm short, I don't see any scenario other than following orders to be remotely realistic from a military administration prospective.
>>43599834>[ ] May as well keep the pain train rolling - go visit Naka and see what the hell's up with her. You need her secretarial wit.She's had a bit of time to boil, and we probably can actually have a conversation with her.
>>43599834[X ] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.
>>43600108Did you uh....not read the most recent update?>“Fine. I'll have someone shadow you for a day or two, but after that it's Arizona, understand?” >You nod. “Nobody better for the job, sir.”
>>43600108Did you...not even read the story post?
>>43600069That is made easier when when you send a flying deathbot to go do it.
>>43600108did you read the posts later fuck wit?
>>43600108Howsabout reading the thread before replying to a 50 minute old post, bud.Arizona's going to remain bodyguard, with Hamp filling in until she cools off.
>>43600108reading comprehension is not one of your strong points is it.
This reminds me of a joke all of you would never understand.
>>43600143He was too busy letting his outrage marinate
>>43600108>Image limitfuck.You illiterate, ho
>>43600108READ NIGGA, READ!
>>43600045warrior culture = somaliayou went to murder highschool dammit, you should be aiming for something better
>>43600108You don't see the problem in having a bodyguard who is emotionally invested in their principal?
NEW THREAD SOON
>>43600108It's a one or two day thing at most. Did you even read the later story post?>[x] Best let sleeping Naka's lie, for now - go see how the destroyer practice is coming along.[X] Oh, and inform Adm. Thomas about how the Shipgirls get more "shiplike" when they summon their outfit. Perhaps it's not as minor a detail as you think it is.
>>43599805Time of war. President can bend the rules as far as Congress lets him/her.
First we kek Ari for one day or two and then we scuttle Naka.This is truly a great day.Also,>offering destroyer training option againAre you trying to tell us something aerofag?
>>43600045That sounds like some clanner shit there.This is a Blakist thread
>>43600228that it's the same day and not much time has passed?possibly also that without the shitty expedition grinding mechanic of the 'game', whobuki and the other irrelevant bathtub toys spend a LOT of time training.
>>43600108Apologies, working off a DoD VPN since I'm in the middle of nowhere that apparently decided to shoot me an hour old version of the page when I refreshed it. That said, you all take waaaay too much enjoyment out of pointing out the obvious...
>>43600252I want Jihad to leave. For real. stupidest piece of shit in that whole fucking setting, bar fucking none, not even disappearing mech or whatever the fuck, is the fucking Jihad.
>>43600220True dat.
>>43600252WORD OF BLAKE GO HOME! ANDURIA FOR ANDURIANS REEEEEEEEEEE
>>43600266According to Thomas Shigure tried to frag herself an hour ago
>>43600272Phantom Mech a shit
>>43600269>That said, you all take waaaay too much enjoyment out of pointing out the obvious...DON'T I FUCKING KNOW IT ANON, WOO.
>>43600272They did as good as can be expected with dealing with the bullshit that was MWDA staying canon.And it doesn't make the Blakists less right either
>>43600272if you took all the stupid stuff out of battletech it would leave you with basically simcity
>>43600300>Phantom Mech a shitphantom mech a best; "we looted some lostech ECM" is so much better than the usual "Phelan Kell is just that magnificent and suave and cool nothing personnel, clanner"
>>43600347one of the good ones I hope?
>>43599473Also, anon, if Arizona tied you to a chair she wouldn't be looking to hurt you.
>>43600371Depends on how good you think rolling 2d6 for everything is.
>>43600382Are you saying that Arizona is experience in both the use of rope AND the arts of the bedchamber?
yep, votes called, writing, etc.
>>43600402She'd just wait for you to fall asleep, then watch you sleep from up close, fascinated and feeling guilty
>>43600402She had her admiral in her stern though.Also, if she ties us to a chair, she has all the time she wants to practice.
>>43600382>forcey fun time with stealth kongou!
>>43600402Her crews certainly were...and now I have an image of faeries giving her the 'talk' in realtime from her CIC. Thanks for that...
>>43600414That's l-lewd, senpai.
>>43600402>RopeShe's literally a boat, so yes>bedchamberRecall when the Blackie incident was linked to the thread at large
>>43600431>Blackie incidentwat
>>43600365Mac a best
>>43600416>Arizona-Kongou comboI'd... be okay with that.
>>43600365yeah, but phantom mech wasn't just some ECM, it was some straight up mystic bullshit that the Kells were inexplicably able to do, along with Yorinaga after he meditated for a while in a zen monastery....
>>43600445The whole>Hooker turning tricks in a machinery space to earn a trip to Hollywoodthing, remember?
>>43600402Until we reach the point where ships dock using magnets, every shipslut is fully equipped with rope and bondage fairies.
>>43600347That's why I read PoptartsNinja's AU on the Something Awful LP forums. He wrote that thing well enough to get himself a contract with BattleCorps.
>>43600461It's the art of giving zero fucks for the enemy sensors to receive.Goto could probably pull that if he ever found an Archer.
>>43600402Fucking duh.
>>43600491still crazy bullshit, but crazy bullshit that falls apart once you think about it is kinda BattleTech's bread and buttercaptcha image looking for bread
>>43600491Yep. The art of being ABSOLUTELY CONVINCED that you're going to die, and just not giving a fuck.
Reminder that feelthyhornet is a faggot and his shitty smut isn't canon
>>43600445>>43600478Oh hey, this looks to be a more complete account than the one from last timehttps://books.google.com/books?id=6K5kAgAAQBAJ&lpg=PT50&pg=PT47#v=onepage&q&f=false
>>43600565The smut? Hell no, and he knows it.Everything else is very much awesome and very much canon.
>>43600565Reminder that you're a salty faggot.
>>43600588Smut?I think I missed something majorsause
>>43600565>shittyanon pls
>>43600565>salty Arizonakeks>salty ShoukekufagsWhat a wonderful day!
>>43600565Tell that to my penis~
>>43600654It's in one of the threads somewhere, I don't have it on hand. one moment...
>>43600654http://pastebin.com/fUV6fWaqArizona Lewds, basically.
Seeing as planefag is taking forever and Settle's life is becoming more and more anime, I suggest we pass the time coming up with names for his super special ultimate attack limit break or whatever the hell they call them.
A reminder, Kongo x Goto lewds soon
>>43600700alpha strike
>>43600704Please no dess!
>>43600700Sky-Splitting Sword.
>>43600704If it weren't for the image limit I'd have a pic perfect for it.>>43600717You're getting the Dess.
>>43600700ALL THE MISSILES
>>43600704I need to yell for like 30 minutes before the dramatic reading, keep us posted
>>43600700Dimension Splitter
>>43600690>>43600688Well well well, thank you kindly
>>43600716>Alpha strikeNo contest.
>>43600717Yes dess~.
>>43600700Howling Kazoo Nightmare
>>43600700CARNIVAL DA YO
>>43600700Settled Fate.
>>43600700Sushi remover.
>>43600677Arizona's our official bodyguard now. As an Arifag, I don't feel the least bit salty.
>>43600743Sadly, not tonight. I'm about 40 to 60% done with it. maybe this Sat thread.
>>43600717You won't be able to dess for a week after it
>>43600700Summon Shipslut/Boteboy
>>43600402FINAL ATTACK RIDE: SETTLE
>>43600765Except she either NTR'd Shoukaku from us or Shoukaku NTR'd Ari away.
>>43600751It's Fluff writing it, it's going to be terrible.
>>43600771Summon boteboy and coffee.So you could call it Nespresso.
>>43600700[Inarticulate Admiral Yelling]
>>43600770>>43600751>>43600738Please no dess.Not if he's writing it dess.Kongou want's teitoku's dick, not his kidc!
>>43600700>Settle's life is becoming more and more animeIt really has hasn't it?
>>43600700An Enterprise in Ass Kicking
>>43600746Either that or just a fuck you
>>43600796davidmitchelllaughing.gif
>>43600796Bare us many proud shipgirls Kongou
>>43600700SWORD KEINE
>>43600797HEALINGTYPEWRITER
>>43600796lol like you have a choice
>>43600797Japan will do that to you. There's madness in the air.
>>43600796No worries Kongou your Teitoku Goto will Dess you over a Dess so hard all you'll be able to think about is Dess.
>>43600828I swear to god they put it in the fucking water. That's why I'm having them ship me water from the states. bottled shit. I don't trust this fucking place.
>>43600828>There's radiation in the air.FTFY
Settle should just give up and build an altar to Nyarlathotep the crawling faggot, seeing how he likes to fuck with us in all ways.
>>43600797And it all started with the base's McDonald's being blown up. It was the only thing holding back Japan from overtaking the naval base. Now, the donuts stand alone against the cultural might of Japan.Only time will tell who is the victor.
>>43600846its too late, my hot blooded friend
>>43600848Go back to the vault, stranger.>captcha asks for fish, againWhat's with you today?
>>43600845Silly. That's all she thinks about already!
>>43600796I'm using LibreOffice not word pad. It'll be fine.
>>43600700Ryan "One Man Genocide" Settle.Ryan "Crippled For Life by the Abyssal Plight" SettleRyan "Nippon Carrier Pantie Soiler" SettleRyan "Two Yaks Just Ain't Enough" SettleRyan "NEET PTSD Dispenser" Settle
>>43600868>Go back to the vault, stranger.But it's full of human popsicles and I need to find my son!
>>43600870Who would've guessed Kongou was so lewd~
