Welcome to Jedi Apprentice Quest, the 'counterpart' to Brine's Sith Apprentice Quest. This shall be run in a similar fashion to his quest, but it's not necessary to have read his content to follow what happens here.I'll likely be creating a pastebin for this rather soon, perhaps by the end of this first thread. Now let's have some fun._____________________Leaning back against the seat of the transport ship, you feel like you were this close to being able to actually taking a nap and dreaming away all of the issues currently facing you. The jungles of Tython below you whizzing past as the shuttle enters the atmosphere of the planet, the ship jostling just enough to force you back into the land of the living. One of the younger looking males on the ship seems to not be handling even that small amount of rustling very well. It wasn't gonna do to be afraid of every little bump and rustle of the night, Jedi were supposed to be the type that weren't afraid of anything, that was how the stories always went at least. You were probably the oldest 'kid' on this ship, only the Zabrak male down near the entrance looking like he was near your age, the rest being small children with a few younger teenagers here and there. "Attention passengers, we are approaching the Academy, landing procedure will commence within a few minutes. Welcome to Tython.">CONT
>>43657475Keeping your arms crossed and eyes closed, it's not too difficult with a little help from your 'gift' to pick up the words that were being said in the transport, little snippets of things at least. The kids seemed to be scared, muttering mostly among themselves, a few trying to hold back tears, likely from being dragged away from their parents. The teenagers, in a way that honestly you should have expected, are all focused on the more flasy parts of being a Jedi. Excited whispers of lightsabers and the glory that could come from fighting against the Sith, all eager to get a piece of the action.The Zabrak was keeping quiet, seemed like he was actually asleep based off his breathing patterns, or he was even better at hiding that sort of thing than you were.One person however, is far more composed than even the sleeping Zabrak is. The human woman sitting right across from you, the only real Jedi on the ship and the one that was tasked with guarding it and the future students that were on their way to the academy, which included you. It seemed like the redhead was busying herself with a holopad, there was always more news coming in over the net about the 'Cold War' as people liked to call it.>Talk to the kids (About what?)>Talk to the teenagers (About what?)>Wake up the Zabrak, big 'kids' gotta stick together>Speak to the Jedi (About what?)>Stay Silent>Write in
>>43657483>Stay silentLet's just try to stay centered and calm.
>>43657483>Speak to the Jedi (About what?)Ask what we should expect from the Academy.
>>43657483>>Stay SilentDon't have any questions. Might as well relax.
Eail that Sith Apprentice Quest is gay as shit. Don't associate yourself with it. Also this is like your fourth quest you spastic, ADD motherfucker
>>43657483Ask the Jedi what to expect at the Academy
>>43657483Try to get a look at that holopad
>>Speak to the JediHow goes the war?
>>43657516>>43657567With these presented, would you like to ask The Jedi what you might expect from the Academy, or stay silent and keep to yourself as the landing procedure starts?>Ask>Silence5 Minute voting period
do we have lightsaber yet?
I had really, really hoped SAQ wouldn't go down the same road all the DBZ quests did.
>>43657692You aren't Jaden, but you'll probably get one faster than Xanth did
>>43657685>SilenceJust try to stay cool and collected.
>>43657734Actually there's a new Saiyan Quest that's less shitty than usual. Seems like a new QM and we actually roll for shit.
>>43657734Wanna elaborate on that one chief? Arctus aint going anywhere.Bruce is also coming back on Tuesday
>>43657737Can't wait for lightsaber shenanigans
This quest is in The Old Republic era, I suppose?
Silence it is! Writing
>>43657758Dude thats Sominus going incognito again. I thought that was obvious.
>>43657760I hate all this same continuity bullshit, stay in your own damn universe.
>>43657760Probably talking about a bunch of quest in the same universe running at the same time aka "the SWQ" effect.
>>43657750Your quest had a toxic as fuck community filled with waifufags before the hiatus. It just had the shittiest community.
>>43657750Is your quest still the clusterfuck it was in the first 10 threads? Thats no slight against you its just the players all have very different ideas of being a sith and waifuing Also would you happen to have a pastbin to catch up to date with it
>>43657802Every quest is run by Somnius.
>>43657867Not mine.But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
>>43657853I'll be a first to admit that it was certainly a big problem, I've since done what I can to try and make things less hostile, typically the only times it flares up are in major decisions. Unfortunately I can only do so much to try and influence my readers.>>43657856Nah, the MC has a pretty defined personality and for the most part things are less all over the place, while disagreements on how to act will always crop up it's less chaotic now.And no, but now that you mention it I might make a tl;dr for the quest, though I do recommend reading the archives just because there will be nuances I'll miss in a pastebin
>>43657853Well, I mean come on.It's a frigging Sith quest.It's gonna draw Sithaboos, who are usually self-absorbed asshats.
A few questions pop up in your mind that you could ask the Jedi, how the war is going, what you might be able to expect at the Academy now that you're going to be a student, but with how close you are to landing and disembarking it's probably for the best just to keep to yourself and wait out the rest of the shuttle ride in peace. Dropping the little hearing trick to allow yourself a bit of relative silence, napping is most certainly out of the question, but hey at the very least these last few minutes before you land on Tython can be ones spent in peace.Everyone grows quiet when the Jedi Temple comes into view, you even pop open your right eye to take a glance out of the viewport. It's a rather beautiful sight you have to admit, if there's one thing the Jedi are good at aside from the whole deadly glowstick and pushing stuff with their minds, it's archetecture. Even the little ones are drawn in by it's beauty... on second thought maybe the Jedi have some kind of natural mind trick in place to screw with anyone that views the temple, make 'em not want to destroy it, you've heard Jedi are sneaky like that at times.As the landing procedure begins and the shuttle drops down to the entrance of the Academy rather than a normal landing bay, the Zabrak wakes up as well. He yawns out just as the door next to him opens and you're greeted by the sight of several adult Jedi standing there. "Greetings, new students, if you'd all form a single line line, we'll record your names before you're introduced to the Grand Master." The Twi'lek male asks of the shuttle. Children muttering before starting to do as requested, the Zabrak going first.Soon enough, it's not too long before your turn."And finally, your name and home planet young man?">Jett>Zev>Jorus>Lyon>Write in>Coruscant>Nar Shadda>Telos>Dantooine >Korriban
>>43658074Lyon and Telos
>>43658074>Lyon>CoruscantPosh saberfencer, here we come.
>>43658074>Nar ShaddaWe come from a filthy slum planet rife with disease, dont necessarily want to be a jedi but its the only way out of that place. We act more like a merc with values/grey jedi.Thats my bet
>>43658074>Jorus>Dantooine So since MC is apparently already doing some nifty force shit, are we going to try to wield sabers like pic related?
>>43658074>>Write inArctusFuck this shit, let's go back to Frieza Planet 419
>>43658186No.Kreia's saberfunnels thing was incredibly retarded.
>>43658183Crime is the real problem on Nar Shadda, especially the organized kind.
>>43658074Changing my vote from >>43658138to >>43658154
>>43658186>Force Stasis>Shoot them all down with 2 Mandalorian DisintegratorsBlaster Jedi in Kotor 2 was the best decision I ever made in that game, fun as fuck.
>>43658186Probably a nice way to catch an opponent off-guard, but it could be that mimicking the fine movements needed for lightsaber combat might take too much time to master. We'll have to see.It does look really cool though. It might also be a good way to kill a lot of droids or unfortunate mooks.
>>43658186Probably not but I'll let you have a blaster!
>>43658266http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tr%C3%A0kataBut will you let us use this form of combat?
>>43658266>>43658243https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG4tG0gK_nIUncivilized my ass Obi Wan
TIE BETWEEN LYON AND ZEVYour home planet is Nar Shadda5 Minute vote>Zev>Lyon
>>43658293Are they really trying to spin that as a style in itself? Sounds like a technique to me.
Winner is Zev, continuing onSimple name, works well opposite of Xanth
>>43658428Might as well be a style since you basically never see that shit.Though I agree with you, it's a bit ludicrous to suggest it's a style all its own.
>>43658486Are you planning on Xanth being a major antagonist to this guy? That seems a recipe for disaster.
>>43658492They only had two applications for it. Sounds like a waza to me.
"Zev, no last name, grew up on Nar Shadda." You tell the man as you walk down the ramp, stretching out as you breath in the fresh air of Tython. Compared to your home world it smells like you're inhaling the sweetest treats that the galaxy has ever created, the smog and stench of Nar Shadda left behind... hopefully forever. Being a Jedi was something you never really thought about while growing up, even after you started learning the little 'tricks' that you could do when you concentrate, it simply wasn't the sort of thing a street punk from the slums really thought about. Then again most great generals probably don't think they're going to end up that way either when they sign up for the military."Nar Shadda..." The man repeats as he records your information. "Well, even though you might be a bit older than the rest of the students you came in with, I'm sure you'll find Tython to be a nice change of pace to Nar Shadda, and the Jedi a wonderful family to have." He says with a smile, motioning for you to follow along after the rest of the students towards the stairs where you can see a woman is standing at the top of them, flanked by quite a few Jedi.As you're the last one to fall into line, lazily coming to a stop and standing behind a few of the children, the woman notes that everyone seems to be present and begins speaking."Greetings young ones, welcome to the Jedi Temple. I am Saele Shan, the current Grand Master of the Jedi Order. During your time here you will learn the great history of our Order, and how to control your gift of the Force. Despite the stories you may have heard, being a Jedi is far more than simply swinging a lightsaber, and I hope that one day, all of you will become great Jedi." Finishing with a soft smile and a nod "Are there any questions?"Everyone else seems too afraid to ask...>Ask a question>Silence
>>43658678"Can I have my blaster back now?"
>>43657760>Bruce is also coming back on TuesdayNice. I just hope you're not overreaching, Eail. You just recently came off hiatus and I don't want to see you burn out.
>>43658678>>Ask a question>"Are they real? Your cheekbones? How about your tits?"Its just a prank, bro.>Silence
>>43658678>Ask a questionWhat does being a Jedi mean?
>>43658678>Ask a question"When does training begin?"
>>43658678>Ask a questionWhat is being a Jedi than?
>>43658678You hope all of us will become great jedi, but what does your mind think about your hope?
>>43658678>Ask a question"Where can we get some food?"
>>43658712ThisBlaster style go?
>>43658790Why so butthurt anon?
>>43658678Guys what about, Light-Javalin?Kind of like a lightsaber, we carry 2-3 at a time we hurl one into an enemy, force pull it back to us and hurl another. Rinse repeat, or we could hurl 2 and charge with the third to use it in regular lighsaber combat?
>>43658810We've just gotten to the academy, we shouldn't decide on a style yet.
>>43658836True. I just like the idea of blaster tricks, being a sneaky jedi, fighting dirty.
Huh, shoulda asked this one earlier actually.>Act like a smartass punk>Be respectful>ShotoBlaster style
>>43658828That's just a miniature double bladed light saber
>>43658828Dudes also got a blasterIm okay with thisAs long as we look fucking normal
>>43658712>>43658678Fourth'd. Even if we focus on lightsabers I like the idea of having a gun when need be.
>>43658857Why would they give us a blaster?They wouldn't.
>>43658712This. We can't rely on just one weapon. We carry a lightsaber and a blaster.
>nobody wants to get some saber-resistant gauntlets and greaves>nobody wants to use Force Punch
>>43658857>Act like a smartass punk
>act as a smart ass
>>43658828>let me in padawan, do you not wish to contemplate the light side of the force?
>>43658857>Be respectfulWithout kissing up. Like, actual legitimate respect, not boot licking.
also give us back our blaster :c
>>43658884>tfw there is an energy resistance/redistributing technique that would allow you to deflect or even grab lightsabers bare-handedI just want to be a gadget jedi. Fuck fighting fair or straightforward, battle is not the place for honor.
>>43658857>Act like a smartass punkWe're from Nar Shadda after all
As long as we look cool whatever weapons fine
>>43658857Can we try to be respectful, but since we had no proper upbringing we kinda fail at it?
>>43658857Punk for now, that's what character progression is for
>>43658857>>Be respectful>>ShotoBlaster style, plz
>>43658857>Be respectfulPlease let's actually play a Jedi and not a wannabe sith
>>43658984>implying punk=sith I just don't want to be a boring character
>>43658956Those aren't JUST resistant, actually. Those things are pure cortosis, so they cause sabers to short out when they make contact with it.
Another star wars quest? Neat.
>>43659019you're neat anon>>43659005no stahp
>>43659005Just wanted to get that out because /tg/
>>43659019Yeah, now we got 4 SW quests again.
>>43658984Since we are the in the Old Republic and Jedi were more like warriors and generals, I think that we could be a Grey Jedi. Would be neat.
>>43658984we just got there for slum planetwe'll develop respect later
>>43658984We're not a Jedi yet. We're just some street trash kid from Nar Shadda right now. I wanna have room for character development instead of starting out as the perfect example of a Jedi
If everyone else is going to be too afraid of the woman to actually voice their concerns, you'll do it instead. Raising your hand from the back of the small crowd, the woman smiles and and points to you "Yes, young man?" She asks."Hi, name is Zev, street rat and trickster extraordinare. Few questions if you don't mind it Grand Master." Everyone is appealed at the way you just spoke to the woman that might possibly be the most powerful Jedi alive, if that was how this Grand Master thing actually worked out. Still, it seems that she's not incredibly bothered by this and nods to you "Speak Zev, I will answer as best I can.""Crash." A reply comes from you as you lower your hand and stick it back into your pocket."You said you wanted us to all be great Jedi one day, but what does it mean to actually be a Jedi? All most of us probably know is the whole lightsaber and pushing things with your mind, but you say it's a lot more than that, what is a Jedi?" Sounding a whole lot more respectful when you get to the actual question itself.The Grand Master seems to think for a moment before she replies"Jedi are the defenders of peace. We protect those that cannot protect themselves and defend them from the evils that lurk in the dark corners of the galaxy.">CONT
>>43659073That reply has a few of the kids shaking"Jedi are beacons of light and hope, protecters of the Republic, and one day, I hope you'll all be happy to call yourselves one." Changing up her tone a bit to cheer up the kids, while still answering your question... kinda.Raising your hand once again, the other Jedi Masters look tense while Satele only nods again in your direction."Two more questions. When does training start and can I have my blaster back... please?" Hoping the golden word was enough to get you what you wanted. A slight twitch in Satele's brow makes you slightly worried though, and now everyone's eyes really are on you."Training of the new students will commence tomorrow, as for the second question... you won't need an uncivilized weapon like that anymore, you have the Force on your side.">"Yeah that's neat, I really want my blaster back">"If you say so">"Then can I have a lightsaber as a replacement">Ask another question>Silence
>>43659100>"Then can I have a lightsaber as a replacement"
well we can always get one later so i'm going with silence
>>43659100>"If you say so"o well we can Always get one later blasters are everywhere.
>>43659100>"If you say so"
>>43659100>>"Yeah that's neat, I really want my blaster back"How dare you good woman?!
>>43659100>"Yeah that's neat, I really want my blaster back"It was a gift from one of the only good guys I used to know.Backstory development time!
>>43659100>>"If you say so"
>>43659100>"If you say so
Another "unusual weapon" idea.Get a set of durasteel spheres, about the size of billiard balls, and use the Force to propel them at high speed.>>43659100>"Then can I have a lightsaber as a replacement"
>>43659100>>"If you say so"Nigga thats still our property bitch! Is what I want to say. We'll get a blaster later.
>>43659100Why deny yourself a weapon in the opposition of evil?
>>43659134I can't really see a street rat from Nar Shaddaa being that attached to a weapon.
>>43659100>"Yeah that's neat, I really want my blaster back"
I'm all for keeping our Blaster as a backup weapon, but what are we going to have as our primary fighting style?Single Saber?Two like Xanth?Saber Staff?
>>43659170I feel like a blaster would be especially important to a street rat from Nar Shadda. It's not a nice place.
>>43659170This tbqh. We probably stole it, and it's not like a Jedi can't just take his opponents blasters, or manipulate them into shooting their friends.
>>43659199I'd go with single saber.Leaves a hand open for force abilities and offhand weapons/gadgets/tools
>>43659196>black green lantern>has to tote a handgun like a real thug niggaI can't stop laughing
Get the feeling we are going to get a lecture about attachment to weapons that arent our lightsaber.
>>43659199Saber in one hand, blaster in the other is my vote.
>>43659199Single hilt Blue or Green is absolute patrician taste.Anything else is trying to be a special snowflake.
>>43659199saber staff with that you mean a saber on a long pole? if so then yeah sweet you don't see those used alot by important characters.
>>43659199come at me sith spawn
>>43659100>>"Yeah that's neat, I really want my blaster back"Also Satele, psh. We should go the way of the Hero of Tython. Be awesome, kick ass, mack on our apprentice, get frozen in Carbonite for 5 years while possessed by an immortal sith, mack on a sith lord after we get unfrozen. Best Jedi, a shining example for us all.
>>43659199why choose now? we can always choose during training or just go with the flowsince we are a "trickster extraordinaire" we could even go with jack of all trade
>>43659238Yellow is best.
>>43659238The eternal struggle between being too special snowflake and too generic.
>>43659170Depends on what situations the blaster's gotten him out of. I mean if it's been regularly been saving him since he was a kid, he's going to be more attached than someone that just picked it up in case it was needed.
>>43659100>"Yeah that's neat, I really want my blaster back"It was Dad's blaster.
>>43659236I've got to agree no one expects a jedi to shot them
>>43659199However we do it it should be dirty as fuck. Cheap shots, tricks, surprising etc.
>>43659238I unironically like single hilt purple.
Calling the vote and writing
>>43659276>no one expects a jedi to shot themlets learn time travel just to do this
>>43659276>I've got to agree no one expects a jedi to shot themWe should pick up an HK-50 or an HK-51. They seem like a useful thing to have around as a Jedi.
>>43659199One saber.Bunch of dirty tricks in our off hand.Nobody expects to catch a stun baton to the balls in the middle of a saber lock, for example.
>>43659199Single saber for life.
"That's really neat and all, but I'd like my blaster back still. No reason a Jedi should deny themselves a weapon to combat evil and darkness with after all right? Especially since people expect Jedi to have a lightsaber, but not a blaster." You make a counterpoint.Surprisingly Satele simply sighs, placing a hand on her forehead. "You may be allowed to have it later, it shall be discussed by the masters."Amazing, you're making great progress here in the Jedi Academy, tons of friends are sure to be yours with you painting a giant 'kick me' sign on your back by challenging the Grand Master of the Order like this. No way anything could go wrong... probably.A cheerful looking grin, stolen away from Satele and plastered on your face, the woman continues on speaking. "With questions out of the way, though it's typically not something we do... I've decided to allow our older new students to show what current skill they have with the force, along with a training lightsaber. In the past we have had students that were former soldiers, or had various types of experience with weapons, it's important to see what you know, thus, you will be challenging some of the more experienced apprentices."As a table is brought out from the corner, Satele points to the nearby training arena that is just off to the side of where you're standing. "Zev, as our oldest arrival, would you like to go first?">You betcha>Yes Ma'am>No thanks, I'd rather watch>No thank you>Write in
>>43659534>Yes Ma'amWell shit
>>43659534>>No thanks, I'd rather watch
>>43659534>No thanks, I'd rather watch>And go second
>>43659534>You betchaWe've been a little shit so far, why try and be respectful now?
>>43659534>>Yes Ma'amwell lets trust in the force and all that good stuff
>>43659534>You betchaLet's be the first Jedi to not have a stick up their ass
>>43659577Because we just realised that we fucked up
>>43659534So.. when the new apprentice comes out we make finger guns right? To show how useful a blaster would have been?
>>43659675I mean our realised that what he did wasn't too smart
>>43659691Our character *
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_powerFor anyone who hasn't seen this page posted a thousand fucking times in other places.
>>43659712I still dislike how they have some of that shit categorized. Like Luke used Force Choke in RotJ but according to shit that's full on Dark Side bad evil no-no power.
>>43659788I think they saw it as "Direct Damage is dark side, because only bad guys want to kill"Which is silly.It is silly, but it is a nice list of various powers. Some unexpected ones, as well.
"Yes Ma'am" You simply say, as fun as it is to sorta mess with people and act like a smartass, you probably shouldn't push your luck with the Grand Master right at the start, that's a good way to be judged harshly.Following the man that is setting up the table, you're presented with a surprising collection of weapons before you. There's a standard looking lightsaber with a rather generic looking design, a much shorter one, likely for a smaller race that would fit awkwardly in your hands, and even on that looks like it could be some kind of double bladed weapon, with the emitters present at both ends."Select whatever feels natural to you Zev, let the Force be your guide. Choosing now will most certainly not lock you into learning some specific style of combat." Satele's voice comes from behind you as what feels like hundreds of eyes are on you all at once.Thats when you notice that what looks like the entire academy has filtered out onto the lawn to watch your match, along with the other matches that are to come.FuckOkay you need to pick a lightsaber, something that you think you can use and win with, even though you haven't met your foe yet.>Single Blade>Two Blades>Doublebladed>Write in
>>43659871>Single BladeI think it just looks better asethically and we have a free hand if need be. Punch a dude if you need to.
>>43659871>DoublebladedIf its small we can wield it 1 handed easily
>>43659871>>Single BladeEveryone knows at least how to swing a stick, us included. This is just a really light stick. Don't need to worry about a fifth side or whatever so we don't hit our back or some shit.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>436598711 single2 dos equis3 doubleK, Force don't screw us over
>>43659871>DoublebladedEail just curious, what kind of jedi were you hoping we would want to be?
>>43659871>>Write inClose our eyes and let luck/force guide us
>single bladeso we can do whatever the fuck we want with our other hand
>>43659871>Single BladeKinda strange that they are giving it right off the bat
>>43659926THE FORCE HAS SPOKEN
>>43659947I think it's a training lightsaber, anon. Depowered, more powerful containment field, gives mostly bruises and light burns instead of chopping your dick off.
>>43659871One of the shorter blades
>>43659982http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Alter_DamageSpontaneously acquire this skill and kill someone time?
>>43659871>DoublebladedWe still get a free hand with the double
>>43659982Well, they actually have training sabers that are closer to vibroblades. Close enough.
>>43659871Honestly i think a blade like>>43658828Is the best kind of design for us, we get our free blaster hand and this double bladed lightsabers much more versatile
See whats nice about the Single Hilt (Other than looking swag) is that with the Free hand you get a chances to:>Deck a fool in the face>Blaster>Pocket Sand>etcBut you can also two hand it to give yourself that extra oomph in overpowering opponents.
>>43660067It's not like we can't learn how to use the other ones later on, either.
>>43660067I kinda hope we win this current spar with pocket sand. Other guy is being all showy with the force, CHACHA! POCKET SAND! Fucker is left blind and open to an ass whoopin'.
anyway single blade is the baseline and probably the easiest to manipulate without training
>>43660067But you can take the two blades and use mostly one blade at a time, then surprise mofos with the second blade.
>>43659871>Single BladeIdea for long term. Shoot for "dual phase" functionality when we build "our" saber. A dual phase lightsaber's blade has two settings of different lengths, so you can catch people off guard by switching up your saber's length.http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dual-phase_lightsaber>>43660012ToR's boffer training sabers are fucking retarded and I would be perfectly happy to have proper training sabers instead.
>>43660067I dunno, feels kind of cheapAnd not the edgy cheap shot kick to the balls kind of cheap
>>43660129Grew up on Nar Shadaa man. I would be surprised if we DIDNT do stuff like that.Also who needs fair play when you are fighting Sith. Sparring our friends we be fair all we want but Sith shouldn't get any quarter you know?
>>43660129Hey we're a Jedi saving the galaxy and fighting off the darkness or some shit. If Darth Maul was taken out by pocket sand who's going to talk shit?Light side hooray and all that good shit.
>>43660129I'd rather be cheap than dead or dismembered.Also >Kick to the balls>edgyIt's not like kicking someone in the taint is the same as suggesting biting their eyeballs out, chill with your fucking buzzwords.
>>43659871Single Blade forever.
Probably best to keep things simple at the start, you've never actually used even a vibroblade so trying anything fancy with more than one lightsaber might make it so you look like a total nerf herder out there. Grabbing hold of the training saber, it doesn't exactly feel right in your hand, certainly useable and comfortable, but not... right."That's why each Jedi makes their own lightsaber, when the time comes. Your lightsaber is an extension of you, it should be custom made to fit each Jedi, this is simply the most basic design. Take a few moments to get used to the training blade, turn it on and give it a few swings." Satele tells you.Doing just that, a blue blade extends from the lightsaber, a low hum can be heard in your hands as you hold a very, very dangerous weapon. "Training sabers are not lethal, they can bruise, and lightly burn, but their settings are far too low to actually cut."Can this woman read your mind?Shuddering at the thought, you take a few moments to get used to the weight, or the lackthereof that the lightsaber has. Its a bit of an awkward feeling but one that you think you can get used to... plus you're a smart guy, more than one way to win a fight than brute force.When you're done, you see a smug human boy is standing in the ring already, dressed in a light tunic with a lightsaber hilt in his hands, the blade green, to contrast with your blue. "Step into the ring and bow Zev, then the match will begin."Here goes nothing..." You mutter, stepping into the ring and giving a short bow while the kid does even less of one than you. Seems like he's confident in himself, but willing to give you the first move.>Attack!>Wait and defend>Taunt the kid>Never said I couldn't use the Force...
>>43660125I'd be down for that.The man with 1000 tricks would be a serious bitch to fight.
>>43660166>Taunt the kid
>>43660166>Taunt the kidThen>Wait and counter.
>>43660166>Wait and defendSize them up first
he's obviously more trained than us so it's probably time for some force trick
>>43660166>Never said I couldn't use the Force...push!
>>43660166>Never said I couldn't use the Force...I assume we've used it before then.
>>43660166>>Taunt the kidWe grew up on Nar Shaddaa after all
>>43660129>>43660157That has to be my favorite Legacy power in TOR. Playing my Knight, hit Heroic Moment, kick the Sith Emperor in the junk.
>>43660166>Wait and defendGet a better feel for the weapon before we try to attack.
>>43660166>Never said I couldn't use the Force...
>>43660166>Never said I couldn't use the Force...Trying to push him out of his stance would be smart
>>43660166>Never said I couldn't use the foreceGuys confident, attacking defending or taunting are expected of you, a force move will super throw him off and show your natural talents.
>>43660262Even if we fail the move, we can act like we're fucking with him. It's perfect
>>43660166>Never said I couldn't use the Force...>>43660175We need to get really good at picking up on people's thoughts.Then we can be fighting some edgy sith douchebag and start throwing "Your next line is" taunts at him.Then we duct tape a couple of concussion grenades to his cloak.
>>43660262Well not really, everyone knows that you are a force sensitive, and since you are the older guy it wouldn't be a stretch to imagine that you picked up some tricks
>>43660166>Taunt the kidCounter
>>43660262This>>43660289All according to keikaku
>>43660294>start saying what our opponent is saying just before he does>laugh as he gets increasingly frustrated and annoyed>jump back when they charge us>we left an Ion Grenade at our feetFucking tazer-nades, mang.
>>43660298No but your a beginner who just got the blade, your expected to be demonstrating fighting skills, which your not expected to correlate that with the force quite yet, your supposed to be taught how to meld the two later.
>>43660336just use a fuck ton of gadgets and fight defensively with agility. become jedi batman
Would you like to Force Push into a Taunt, and Taunt anyways if you fail?>Y>N>Remember Girls are watching
>>43660353>Nlets just keep to taunting
>>43660353>>YWomen? Who gives a fuck!?LASER SWORD!
>>43660336This is why we need an HK.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPeI4mX8Nus
>>43660336Concussion grenades work better against organics.Imagine a super powerful space flashbang.>>43660353>YMaximum. Joseph.
>>43660353>>Yfuck it let's street rat this shit
>>43660353>YFuck it let's do it
>>43660353>Ysure why the fuck not.
>>43660353>YAs if there was a different choice.I hope we go the Joseph direction
NEXT I'M GONNA SAYRoll me 3d10Brine style for this one. DC is 4But Imma give you best of FOUR for right now, may change
Rolled 8, 8, 1 = 17 (3d10)>>43660432
Rolled 5, 10, 5 = 20 (3d10)>>43660432
Rolled 9, 6, 2 = 17 (3d10)>>43660432Man this dice style is so off. Its like doing Banished Quests style but only getting it halfway.
Rolled 8, 3, 2 = 13 (3d10)>>43660432
Rolled 3, 3, 8 = 14 (3d10)>>43660432
Rolled 2, 6, 4 = 12 (3d10)>>43660432
>>43660453das pretty good dice there anon
>>43660453That's a crit, woo.Writing
>>43660388>Concussion grenades work better against organics.>Imagine a super powerful space flashbang.Not as useful if they wear armor, nearly all of which is powered in some way if it is full-body.It'll also short out a saber IIRC.Also, if you stood on a concussion grenade when it went off it'd probably blow your foot off. That's fun.
>>43660455Not to mention the DC's are really easy below 8.
>>43660432>DC is 4You're setting up for another Bruce, Eail. Watch out.
>>43660166>Taunt the kidLet's see how well trained our senpai's are.
>>43660522This one was on purpose, nobody expected you to use the Force as a new student.Try it again and the DC will be a lot higher.
>>43660501>tfw you have evidence otherwise from other 3d10 quests>DC 4, manage to barely pass it in the first place. Still without a critpassFucking SSQ.
>>43660486The dc was too low
>>43660501>DC's are really easy below 8.>8
>>43660539What are you talking about? The first 3 rolls submitted all passed, and the second was a crit.
As soon as the two of you are coming up from the bow you instantly put forth your left hand, sending a sudden concussive blast of force energy forward, slamming into the teenager's chest and forcing him outright onto his back, his head impacting with the soft material of the mat below. Though he's still holding onto his lightsaber, you can tell you totally caught him off guard with that sort of maneuver. A series of murmurs come from the crowd at your technique, evidently none of them had expected you to actually know how to use the force in any really useful way. Simply pushing though, well that's something that you're pretty damn good at."Ah cmon kid, you were looking so sure of yourself up until the 'new kid' put you on your ass.... Next you're gonna say 'We didn't agree on force powers!'" Pointing your finger at him and grinning as you say that before barking out laughter."We didn't agree on Force Powers!" He says, before looking like he's about to be sick.>Charge before he gets up>Let him get up>Push!>Say something>Write in
>>43660580Operation Murder Everything That Isnt Joker is almost a go.
>>43660604>Charge before he gets upKeep on him. You don't survive on Nar Shaddaa by letting your enemy get up.
>>43660604>Charge before he gets up
>>43660597Only one valid roll passed on a DC of 8, and I was referencing rolls made in another quest.Fuck me, anon, reading.
>>43660604>Charge before he gets upCan we please use Rance as our character reference?
>>43660604>Zev is Lance.Oh god i fear for the women in the universe
>>43660604>Let him get upbut force push towards his feet, try to get him to trip over himself
>>43660547>>43660580>>43660609Those fucking bitches will get destroyed when we get our hands on them.
well charging may not be that wise since we is angry and more trained than youalso since we took time to taunt him the surprise is gone
>>43660604>>Let him get upCome on we're wanna be jedi, and this is a sparing match. Don't be ruthless.
>>43660639Young Joseph is better
>>43660604>>Charge before he gets upIf we go full Joseph this is going to be great
>>43660604We JoJo now boy >Push!
>>43660639Dude.. Jedi JoJo... you know you want it.
>>43660664No>>43660669NoWhy would you want to be an objectively inferior character?
>>43660651I'm more about just shooting them and moving on like they were just another droid. They don't deserve any more words.
>>43660663>>43660664>>43660665>>43660669>>43660683We are gonna be the dirtiest-fighting Jedi ever.
>>43660604>>Write inYou see everything is already working according to my plan."Cue jojo theme"
>>43660631Well yes, all DCs below 8 are easy. 8 is where it gets hard. The problem with this system is there's no buffer zone. It goes right from pretty easy at 7 to difficult at 8. There's no number for kinda hard, since dice can't roll a 7.5
>>43660687We already pulled a "Your next line" trick. No one's saying we can't have Rance in there.
>>43660604>Charge before he gets uplets get our asses ahnded to us! woo!
>>43660663>Jedi JosephNow this quest got interesting.
>>43660712well do it with d20 duh
>>43660712It's almost like d10s are terrible.d100s for lyfe
>>43660639>>43660641I fully support this
>>43660651>>43660696I wanna make them suffer as much as I want to move past this whole mess we're in as soon as possible.
>>43660744o god what have you done.
>>43660744Looks like Rance, acts like Joseph.Oh boy.
ON THIS NOTE, CHARGE LIKE A MAD CUNT OPERATION IS GOWOULD YOU ALSO LIKE TO TAUNT? IF SO WRITE ONERoll me 3d10, DC this time is 6Best of four still>>43660769Wonderful things
>>43660712You understand that because of how moody d10's are, there is no such thing as an easy or hard DC, correct?
Rolled 1, 10, 7 = 18 (3d10)>>43660779
Rolled 4, 10, 2 = 16 (3d10)>>43660779
Rolled 5, 9, 7 = 21 (3d10)>>43660779pls
Rolled 1, 7, 8 = 16 (3d10)>>43660726But I don't want to play as a total faggot!Stop railroading me!>>43660779
Rolled 9, 9, 5 = 23 (3d10)>>43660779
>>43660779I've seen grandpas be more steadfast than you
Rolled 2, 9, 6 = 17 (3d10)>>43660779ere we go
>>43660810Those aren't crits.
>>43660810those aren't crits all 3 rolls have to be over the dc and it's 6 right now
>>43660810Uh, neither of those are crits, dude.
>>43660810That one though
>>43660844>>43660838>>43660810anons, I've never seen a 3d10 for xDC quest system here before... how does it work?
>>43660786That's incorrect. I can prove it with extreme examples. DC 2 is easy, DC 10 is hard. Do you disagree? If so, please tell me your definitions for the words easy and hard.
>>43660796>>43660801>>43660806Success, with a near crit>FORCE POINTS UNLOCKEDForce points are this nifty little thing where I can allow you to alter a roll if you fail it, or are just shy of a crit you really want.I'm starting you off with two, and you'll regen one every thread, along with EARNING one for truly spectacular accomplishments.Would you like to use a force point to CRIT THIS LITTLE SHIT?
>>43660867nah, don't need to be utterly brutal in a demonstration fight
>>43660867Nope not worth it
>>43660844Dammit, I'm an idiot
>>43660867Nah, success is good enough. There isn't actually anything on the line here, so let's not waste it.
>>43660867No. Save it. This isn't life or death, no need to go overboard.
>>43660867Nah, better hoard them
>>43660867No, we don't need let's keep it for something more endangering
>>43660857>still missing the pointJust go fuck a cactus or something, holy shit.
>>43660856for this kind of roll system if the DC is 5 and the rolls are 1 2 3= crit fail becuse non of the three passed the DC7 2 3= is a fail only cause one of the three passed4 8 7= is a pass since two rolls passand if all three pass its a crit
>>43660856basicly you roll 3 dice against a dc if non o those rolls manage to beat the dc it's a crit fail if only one succeeds it's a regular fail 2 rolls is a success and 3 rolls a crit success.
Looks like this is going to be SAQ 2.0. How disappointing.The wait for a proper Jedi quest continues.
>>43660869>an entire comic focused around bara men and posing>not a faggotI am not deluded.
>>43660911LolSorry you were wrongIt's a good thing you don't namefag or this would be really humiliating.
>>43660922Now when you say SAQ...
>>43660917>>43660920thank you anons. it still seems weird to me, as I've been used to the 1d20 best of three and 1d100 best of three quests until now.
>>43660932He means Space Alcoholic Quest. Zev is a complete rip of Arctus, down to the lizard like qualities and insulting Frieza. Stop it now.
>>43660932... I mean a shitty waifu quest with a toxic community.
>>43660930Forever wade in ignorance, friend.
>>43660960Except Eail is somehow even worse than Brine at QMing.
>>43660956lizard-like?insulting frieza?dude... what have we even done here in this quest so far that seems similar?
>>43660960Welcome to /tg/Enjoy your stay
>>43660981Thus, the 2.0.
Oh, the shitposting! NOW it's a proper modern Star Wars quest!Wondering how long it would take for Brine's playerbase to show up.
>>43660960We've been introduced to no waifus whatsoever yet, unless you're counting the Jedi grandmaster herself.
>>43660960You can go if you want, and be carefull once you leave so the door doesn't hit your fat ass.
>>43661008Goddamn, she looks smoking in that art, she's butt fugly in the game.
>>43661021She is old mate
>>43661021Yeah>>43661008would fug>>43658678would also fug but far less enthusiastically.
"I've seen grandpas on Nar Shadda that are more sturdy than you!" You yell out as you rush towards the kid with your lightsaber in hand and that grin still evident. This is fun, you've gotten him flustered, evidently enough that despite the kid having more experience than you do in this outright fighting thing that he can barely managing to block the swings that you throw at him, your sabers connecting and the hum getting all the more intense.You're outright stronger than he is, and the kid isn't thinking to just push you away with the force... though if he took his other hand off of his saber he'd have barely a second to react before you smashed his face in with yours. "Cmon kid, you can beat me right? I'm just a punk from Nar Shadda, and you're an actual apprentice."It's easy to see the frustration in his eyes as he narrows them at you, he really, really doesn't care for you and that's obvious, your taunting clearly getting under his skin."Next you're gonna say "You're a cheater!" right?""You're a cheater!" He growls, still struggling against you before his eyes open wide, and the murmurs from the crowd grow more intense."By the force... does he have precognition?""He must, he's completely dominating Jerridan, playing with him.""Do you think he could be..."Oh dear you might have made a mistake, but this could still be fun! >Tell the kid to give up>MAKE him give up>Back off, mess with his head more>Give up>Write in
>>43661021Getting old does that to a woman.
>>43661008>>43661020>>43661022Stay salty, you little shits. It's just a matter of time before a waifu is introduced and then this quest will be complete.
>>43661049>>Tell the kid to give up
>>43661049>MAKE him give up
>>43661049>Tell the kid to give up
>>43661056so what i dont care if one is
>>43661021>>43661035>>43661048Keep in mind that this is her ancestor.>>43661049>Tell the kid to give upMake this easy on yourself.
>>43661049>Tell the kid to get up.But in a taunting way. Say he's obviously outclassed and the smart thing to do is back off until he's got a better idea of who he's up against. But in a cocky, shitsucking way that he'll come at us again.
>> give updo it classy a la "well that's enouth for now"
>>43661049>Back off, mess with his head more
>>43661049>Tell the kid to give upIf he refuses>Give up"Eh no point wasting everyone elses time", we know who the winner is
>>43661049>>Tell the kid to give upEail, we all love Bruce and Broly, but don't make the same mistakes
>>43661049>Tell the kid to give upThis is a test, nothing serious
>>43661110give up, not get up.
>>43661049>>MAKE him give up
>>43661049>Back off, mess with his head moreI'm interested in what the masters are discussing amongst themselves
>>43661049>>write inStep on the elbow of the hand in which he is weilding his lightsaber then take the lightsaber from him. "You're not worthy to weild this."
>>43661117Big difference between an apprentice and kicking the shit out of Hanasia.Trust me on this one
>>43661049>>Give up"That was fun."Just to completely fuck with everyone's worlds.
>>43661155You got it boss
>>43661049>Write inGive up kid you have already fallen into my trick you can't beat me.
>>43661049>Give upNice matchmoonwalk out
>>43661152no. that is to much of a dick move
>>43661155Can we not be an asshole we have already won just bow out the fight is over he lost his temper no need to humiliate anyone we arent sith.
>>43661049>>Give upThat was fun.
>>43661152go back to korriban
>>43661049Stop fighting we're done tell him he fought well no point in being brutal to some guy we just met we have nothing to prove to him.
>>43661204That's the point, we have to make him fall from grace, become a sith, and then hunt us down. After that, we can fight him, kick his ass, take the red lightsaber, then become a jedi that uses a red lightsaber.
>>43661279I'm seeing some flaws in your plan.They could just kick us out.
>>43661218If you act like Xanth you won't be a Jedi Apprentice for very long.Pretty close Vote>Tell him to give upOR>Tell him to give up, Give up and act like a G if he refuses
>>43661279Wouldn't that make us worse than him? Its a pointless fight no need for sith tactics.
>>43661308>Tell him to give up, Give up and act like a G if he refusesas if that was even a choice
>>43661308>Tell him to give up, Give up and act like a G if he refusesYeah man. Well fought gg.
>>43661308>Tell him to give up, Give up and act like a G if he refuses
>>43661308>Tell him to give upLet's not call the apprentice a "busta."
>>43661308>tell him to give upand uses our fists to persuade him to.
>>43661308>>Tell him to give up, Give up and act like a G if he refusesi hope we calm down with training less cocky ass more witty and amusing
>>43661308>>Tell him to give up, Give up and act like a G if he refusesWe've already won, really.
>>43661308>>Tell him to give up, Give up and act like a G if he refuses
>>43661356you mean, exactly like JoJo or should we be a bit more original?
>>43661371Column A Column B.
>no one ever wants to be stoic and confidant. Well, more "witty" characters, I guess. Yay.
>>43661371>bit more original?this
>>43661371Despite his brains, Joseph has a notoriously shitty work ethic.
>>43661308>>Tell him to give up, Give up and act like a G if he refuses>>43661362nothing is certain, the force makes all things possible
>>43661396our time is over
>>43661396I would agree with you, but most people consider that archetype boring, plus our MC is from Nar Shaddaa, so he's got a smartass edge to him.
>>43661428Nothing that can't be ironed out, mind you.
>>43661396I'd think becoming more stoic would be a good arc but a gutter rat straight from nar shadaa isn't going to be stoic
>>43661428I mean we couldve been Space Omar
>>write incould we just do this instead to the masters.
"Give up kid, I've got you beat and we both know it, no need to keep this going on any further right?" You tell the boy that you're currently locking sabers with, the look in his eyes telling you all that you need to know about what he's gonna do next. "I refuse, this isn't over yet!" He replies, sounding rather upset about the way that this duel has gone. Could explain why he seemed so cocky and overconfident in the start, he's an apprentice, could be that this was his first real defeat, and having it at the hands of someone with less experience is a rather humiliating thing to go through. With that being the case, your next move is rather easy."Neat, I give up then." Taking your saber away from his and turning it off, spinning on your feet and pocketing the training saber as you casually walk away from your foe while whistling a merry tune."What" The kid says"What" The Grand Master says"What" The entire crowd says in a single voice as you put your arms behind your head and get to the edge of the training area. Glancing back to them all, you flash a grin "That was fun, let's do it again sometimes yeah?">Ask for another opponent >Hey there's some cute girls over there...>Jump down and join the crowd>Ask how you did>Write in
>>43661493anon, we have to limit our character ideals, we can't be drawing a little from Rance, a little from JoJo and some Deadpool at the same time while being jedi... can we?
>>43661490The character I associate with that name is the first overhuman mc.Who do you mean?
>>43661490>Jedi REAL NIGGAI'm pretty sure Mace Windu claims that one a few millenia later.
>>43661502>Jump down and join the crowd
>>43661502>Ask how you did>Jump down and join the crowd
>>43661502>Ask how you didthen>Jump down and join the crowd
>>43661502>Jump down and join the crowdMission accomplished
>>43661502>>Jump down and join the crowd>>Ask how you did
>>43661512>Can't draw from Rance, Jojo, and Deadpool.Who the FUCK said that was the case
>>43661502>>write inchallenge cute girls to a fight
>>43661493No, because, we are not dual wilders.
>>43661502>Jump down and join the crowd>Ask how you did
>>43661543Whipped Cream Fight?
>>43661502>Ask how you did
>>43661502>Hey there's some cute girls over there...>Jump down and join the crowd>>43661514>>43661516philistines
>>43661549Could've taken his lightsaber when we had to chance.
>>43661549Then we better start training ourselves in dual wielding.and acquire 2 blasters
Basically we are Anime protag the characterI like it
>>43661493I draw the line at Deadpool.
>>43661502With this personality, lack of sportsmanship and discipline, we would have been kicked out of the order so fast. I doubt you've played any old republic games before and have learned everything from wiki and playing SAQ.
>>43661502>Hey there's some cute girls over there...>Jump down and join the crowd
>>43661502>Ask how you didThan>Jump down and join the crowd
>>43661590But Eail doesn't >>43661531
>>43661588In a completely Un-Anime style world surrounded by people that hate this sort of attitude. Zev is gonna be the best Jedi ever>>43661596Considering Vrook was a right cunt I'd say Jedi get away with more than you might think
>>43661596Did you actually read the quest?This is literally our first day
>>43661502>Hey there's some cute boys over there...
>>43661614The galaxy should be thankful that he IS a jedi.
>>43661614>Considering Vrook was a right cunt I'd say Jedi get away with more than you might thinkVrook was one of the council members. You're an apprentice. BIG difference.
>>43661614Ignore him, if he want to be a no fun he can make his on quest.
>>43661596We just stepped off the shuttle ten minutes ago.
>>43661049Lock sabers with him"Aww, look at that, how noble. Just like in the textbooks">Headbutt.
>>43661629If this is our first day we're not even an apprentice. We're a trainee and will get kicked out even easier.
>>43661614I like how this Un-Animu animu thing opens a lot of doorsStill gutted about the javelin thing not being supported over a single hilted lightsaber though
>>43661502>>Hey there's some cute girls over there...
>>43661633But anon what if they're tomboys and traps?
>>43661666in due time anon, in due time
>Ask how you did>Jump down and join the crowd>Hey there's a cute girlGOING WITH THIS COMBO WRITING NOW KEK
>>43661703>>Hey there's a cute girlWAIFU WAIFU WAIFU WAIFU
>>43661710Taking bets, will it be a Human Waifu, a Twi'lek Waifu, a Togruta Waifu, or one of those weird niche aliens that nobody cares about?
>>43661736twi'lek waifu is best waifu>inb4 young Hera
>>43661703Well there goes being celibate, now time for some niche race waifu
>>43661736Togruta for me
>>43661736What if I made it a Sith
>>43661774It's a trap
>>43661774That's covered by "Weird Niche Aliens nobody cares about."
>>43661774>Pureblood sith>On Tython at the age of the old republicEail plz
>>43661736Zabrak waifus a best.
>>43661774>Sith Pureblood Jediuh
>>43661502>Hey there's some cute girls over there...Also, while walking by see if the grandmaster has been reading our minds. Quickest way?>Hot damn the grandmaster is stacked.And if she reacts? "It's pretty rude you know, reading someone's mind without permission. Little privacy you know?"Or just think that.
>>43661736Please be a twi'lek
>>43661822why hello my brother with good taste>>43661839>>Hot damn the grandmaster is stacked.no
>>43661868Just having our character think it, see if the grandmaster is really trying to read our minds.
>>43661839If the grandmaster is reading our mind, does that mean she's seen/read every post on this thread?
Eail what quests run on what days? I refuse to Twitter and I lost track of swq and saq.
>>43661703Either >>43661822 or >>43661770.I'd also like to see;>Hot damn the grandmaster is stacked.Get thrown into the mix just to see how she reacts.
>>43661916If she would have, then Zev would have been expelled before the fight.
>>43661916Abridged Kaguya confirmed
Well, the waifu race argument has actually presented me with an issue.On one hand, secret fun little thing.On the other hand kinky alien bitches with tentacles n shit for hairOr some blind bitches.>The obvious Rance option is all of the above
>>43661988>>The obvious Rance option is all of the aboveor how to get thrown out of the Jedi order
>>43661944Por Grandmaster she got a disciple with mutiple voices in his head. Must be all that spice we took in our teens. Neede prove to the gang we weren't normies.
>>43661988Just...don't focus on it man.
>>43661633this this this this this this this this this this this
>>43661988Then good sir why would you evne ask? As long as we get to know then doen't atter who is first.
>>43661832What are you, a retard?Gamorrean.
>>43661988No waifu.It's the Jedi order
>>43661988roll a dice privately for it and just roll with it.don't change it due to complaintsjust go with the flow of the force.
>>43662012>whispers of the fource
>>43661988how about a kryptonian waifu
>>43662061nevar again :(
>>43661988Legendary Super Saiyan Waifu.
>>43662061Now THAT is an exotic and niche waifu for this setting! HAH!I'd be down for a physically superhuman waifu.
Also, considering our character is going to use a blaster and a single sword, and his personality so far.Is he going to be Dante from DMC?
>>43662078We will use our jedi techniques to redeem her.
>>43662085>not a Super Duper Saiyan waifu>not a Mega Saiyan waifu>not an Ultra Saiyan waifu>not a Maximum Over-Saiyan waifu
>>43662094>taunting includedFull support.
>>43662103>>not a Maximum Over-Saiyan waifuBroly is already our waifu in another Eailquest, chill.
>>43661988>Or some blind bitches. THIS or> kinky alien bitches with tentacles n shit for hair as 2nd choice
>>43662094Dante, with Joseph's dialogue, and I propose we throw in the greatest haircut ever just for good measure.
>>43662061Only if it's her clone.
>>43662131How is it possible for someone on the internet to cause me so much physical pain?
>reads counterpart Jedi Apprentice quest>JAQ MC is a fusion of Rance and Joesph Jostar>A interestnig contrast to SAQ MC fusion of Riddick and Guts>imagining all of the possible shenanegans that could happen from the crossover interactions between SAQ and JAQmy sides
>>43662131and a tricked out space gunship
>>43662045>"Love doesn't lead to the dark side. Passion can lead to rage and fear, and can be controlled... but passion is not the same thing as love. Controlling your passions while being in love... that's what they should teach you to beware. But love itself will save you... not condemn you."
>>43662142What? Everything he said is downright glorious.
So pompadour Dante with kryptonian waifu. You okay with it Eail?
>>43662146Who are you kidding, Xanth has about as much Riddick shit going on as a dead goldfish.
>>43662175Pompadours are retarded.
>>43662172Pompadour is the shittiest of hair styles.Why the fuck can't we have at least one normal trait for a functioning human bean?
>>43662146You're here too chibs?
>>43662216>>43662224Fine how about Jotaro's hairstyle?
"So how did I do, Grand Master?" You ask while standing on the edge of the platform. The kid behind you being carried away by a few of the masters when it looked like he wasn't quite finished with the match despite you calling it. Your question seems to have caught the woman off guard as well, it taking Master Shan a few moments before she's actually willing to speak again on the matter. That friendly looking grin still present on your face as your arms are behind your neck.Seeing a particularly cute lookng group of apprentices chatting to themselves while watching you, a wink is shot their way, the girls giggling to themselves while the nearby masters look at you with disappointment... what, you didn't do anything wrong by giving them some attention."Zev your... sudden use of the force was very impressive. Most of the trainees that we recieve are unable to properly channel it to such a degree. No doubt Apprentice Jerridan was caught off guard as well, and you were quick to close the gap between the two of you to finish the spar." She finally start speaking, drawing your attention away from the girls."I would have preferred you allow Jerridan to stand to see you properly fight with the training saber, but your style was effective. The taunting though, that can be done without, being a Jedi is about peace and serenity, not digging into your challenger with unkind words."You are going to be literally the worst Jedi ever oh dear."That being said, you show great potential, I look forward to the results of your training during your time here." She finishes by giving you a small nod."I want to challenge him as well Grand Master... he seems like fun~" A cheery sounding voice says from the crowd, everyone tensing up as they hear it. As a human girl with short, dark red hair steps forward.>Sure, let's go>Nah I'm good>I don't like fighting cute girls>Silence, wait for the Grand Master>Write in
>>43662146>Chibs is pleasedYay!
>>43662281>>Sure, let's go
>>43662281>I don't like fighting cute girls
>>43662281>Silence, wait for the Grand Masterall fights are decided by the masters after all. We can be witty and short of smartasses, but we do not challenge the jedi masters' authority
>>43662281>>Nah I'm goodLets be a dick till the endAUTOSAGE FULL BLAST
>>43662281>Silence, wait for the Grand Master
>>43662281>Write in"Why do you have red hair???"
>>43662281>>Silence, wait for the Grand Master
>>43662281>Wait for the GMs approval We already proved ourselves, no need to fight more unless it's necessary. Plus we don't want to seem to eager to get some random girl's attention.
>>43662281>I don't like fighting cute girlsCalling it now, she's gonna whup our ass if we ever spar.
>>43662281No thanks I'm not interested in a pointless fight especially since i have no training.
>>43662345Shit anon. What kind of question is that? Either because she dyed them or because she's a redhead. Like, what do you think the response would be? I'm just imagining the scene and giggle because of your response.
>>43662354This is Satele Shan, anon. She can't pull the "no waifu must you have" bullshit without being a massive fucking hypocrite, considering that every single Shan in the line from Bastila down to (and including) her, has had a waifu/husbando.
>>43662388you never know
>>43662388That's somethign Joeph would do.
>>43662399Ofc she can. She's the grand master, doofus.
>>43662399I actually meant it in the sense that I'm still holding out for an alien waifu.
>~40 minutes between the last two parts.Well, I need to get some sleep. Will catch up tomorrow. Well after midnight so actually later today, but w/e.Was quite fun, thanks for running so far.
>>43662281>Sure, let's gofuuuuuuck
>>43662479>Well after midnight [...]*Well it's after midnight [...]
>>43662453Or, the QM could have half a brain in his head and remember that KotOR doing the "no waifu must you have" thing was just bioware being fucking retards unfamiliar with the time frame they set their games in.
>>43662399She is a massive hypocrite. In TOR the online thing in the first Sith Flashpoint she demands you stop attemping to recover a Sith Defector who has access to the Sith Super weapons because it could lead to a war.If you counter with turn over the defector to avoid war.. she says something to the extent of, "Oh no it doesn't count we're the good guys."
>>43662281>write in"I'm down. But I might have to use my ultimate technique."Begin fightIf she's out classing us, use sand, guns, grenades, and then sprint like a true joestar.
>>43662281>Challenge herAlright short stack with the fiery... uhh hair.Be gentle, it's my first day.
>>43662509>the QM could have half a brainIt's already been established that he has no prior knowledge about Star Wars, my friend. Just roll with it.
>>43662520She has short red hair.She is herself not short.Learn to read, mang.
>>43662514That flashpoint truly sets you off on the path of fucking up the republic's day as much as you can in a blaze of sith glory.
>>43662514Let's be honest here, the Sith are evil fucking bastards.
>>43662564>not picking your storyline choices as a sith mongolian warlord>not making it in the passionate sith empireanon plz
>>43662616this is 4chan though, we dont like asians
>>43662616Anon, what the player character does or does not do has no bearing on the fact that, as a whole, the Sith Empire portrayed in ToR is run almost entirely by a bunch of edgy assholes who kick puppies for fun.
>>43662634it's too lateour new 4chan overlord is asian.
"Your desire to spar with Trainee Zev is noted apprentice, but as he's had a long flight here, along with just coming off of his first match, I'm sure he'd appreciate a chance to rest. Let alone the fact that we need to test the rest of the Trainees. Bring up the matter again later and we shall see what can be done for your interest." The Grand Master states after a few moments of thinking. "Does that sound fair to you Zev?" She asks your opinion on the matter.Something about this redhead looks a little... off, like she's far too cheery for wanting to fight you, her smile is somewhat strange. Still, it's good to foster relationships, especially with cute girls, so you've got no problem currently with fighting at another time."Sure thing, I'll look forward to our match." Flashing her a smile and a wink nevertheless as you jump down into the crowd and walk over to vanish into it to allow the rest of the matches to progress.That cute group of gals from before is all too happy to let you stand with them, they're older teenagers, around your age, certainly old enough to have a little bit of fun flirting with if you felt like it.You do.Hey maybe this Jedi thing ain't gonna be so bad.Getting relaxed among the group of girls, the next round starts up. The Zabrak that you came in with is up against a Twilek woman, she's using two sabers while he followed after you and picked up just the one. He looks nervous as she activates both blades, likely not too sure that he can beat her.>Continue watching>Focus on the girls around you>Go find that redhead>Write inPic related is for your reference, not fully canon
>>43662663>Write in: Kill ourselves
>>43662663>Go find that redheadthe waifu option is too clear here
>>43662663>>Continue watchingdisregard bitches acquire technique
>>43662663>write inCheer on the zabrak bro, we need a zepelli to our jojo
>>43662663>Continue watchingMaybe if we ignore Red hard enough she'll go full Anna.
>>43662663>>Go find that redheadWe must poke the bear.
>>43662663>write in: Cheer the Zabrak on. "You can do it bro!"
>>43662747No anon.We ignore her, like >>43662717 suggested.That's how you unlock the secret Nectar Route.
Can Eail lower the wait time between parts. 30 minutes is pretty long. Could we make it 15 or 20 minutes instead?
>>43662663>>43662714supporting>sees pic of that redhead>mfw
>>43662751This one. He's not feeling confidant. I want all the kids to see that anyone can beat a Jedi if they try hard enough
>>43662747oh please dont let the redhead really be a qt tentacle monster from the planet Rape
>Write in>kill ourselves
>>43662704Voting on this.
>>43662808She's a mutant with hyperdense musculature?She's just really good?She's a skinwalker in Star Wars?She's our sister?She's our sister and also a princess?
>>43662704Gotta vote on this.
>>43662783I love you ChibsSUPPORTING ZABRAK BROThis may be the final post, getting close to losing the threadIF WE DOHave my twitter @Eail4
>>43662865yes, all of it yes
>>43662704This. Quest ends here man. Go back to SAQ
wow. immediate shitpost vote to kill self?wow.
>>43662893You've unleashed the hordes of Sith Apprentice Quest shitposters upon yourself.Prepare, for samefagging is coming.
>>43662893cool dude, thanks
>>43662893Eail, pls you're supposed to be unbiased. just focus on the quest.
>>43662704Jedi quest? Shit quest. Kill ourselves.
>>43662704Let's see if the QM will follow major vote or not. Voting on this.
>>43662987D-do I have to
>>43662714supporting as well
>>43663068I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK IN A NOT GAY WAY
>>43663040>Vote doesn't go how I wanted it to go>"BAAAAAH BAAAAAH! SAMEFAG!"lmao, brah>>43663068Yes. Shouldn't have put in "write in" if you couldn't handle the big leagues.
>>43663068No, you don't. QM fiat.You can if you want, though. And you probably should.
>>43663101>lmao, brahI was just pointing out that would be a great filename.Dude what the fuck?If you want to shitpost could you do it in your native quest?
>>43663101>Writes an entry that flies in the face of the quest and any reasonable semblance of narrative>"big leagues"That doesn't make sense.
Wow, I heard there was some shit going on here but I did not think anons would vote so... I just lack words.
>>43663196>welcome to Brine-questers, shitpost loudly or get outI mean, I love the guy, but he attracts all the cancer.
>>43663217>Implying SAQ isn't full of shit posters
>>43663248You're comparing anything to what is probably as bad as Banished Quest with its shitposters.Sith Apprentice Quest is a hive of scum and villainy, befitting the setting. Eail's first is no where near as bad as it.
With some fine females at your side, one of em even has tentacles on her head how fucking kinky is that, you decide to focus more on the fight in front of you, figuring that the fellow could use a bit of cheering on with how nervous he looks. Bringing both of your hands up to your mouth to amplify your voice, you yell out to him. "You got this bro! Believe in yourself! Alternatively, believe in the me that believes in you! Win and I'll consider introducing you to cute girls!"That's a lie of course but he doesn't need to know that's the case.With more glances of frustration coming your way from the various masters, you focus on the Zabrak instead. Even though it doesn't look like he's going to acknowledge you, it's easy to spot that he seems more comfortable with himself than he was just a few moments before, his stance easying up and relaxing. Holding his saber more confidently, he bows to the Twilek across from him, who repeats the action back."You may begin!" The Grand Master shouts from her raised viewpoint.The Zabrak takes the initiative, and while he doesn't choose to start off with a force technique, he still wants to take an early advantag and charge in against his foe. Seems like he's got a bit of experience in fighting, though it's a struggle to block the blows that are coming from both of the Twilek's sabers. She must be an advanced apprentice if she's able to use both of her weapons like this.Being forced back to the edge, it looks as though the Zabrak might in fact lose this despite the words of encouragement that you gave to him earlier, you could offer him some advice maybe, if you've got any in mind, or focus on something else if you feel like you've already done your part to help him.>Yell out some advice>Focus on the girls>Find the redhead>Talk to a master about something
>>43663290>Find the redhead
>>43663290>>Yell out some advice
>>43663290>Alternatively, believe in the me that believes in you! Win and I'll consider introducing you to cute girls!Okay, THAT was a bit forced.>Focus on the girls
>>43663290>>Yell out some adviceSWEEP THE LEG
>>43663333Nice Quads m8It MIGHT be a bit forced, but I'm currently very tired and a little out of it. OopsChibs save me from the nothing I've become
>>43663290>Yell out some advice
>>43663345Jedi Nigger Quest
>>43663290>Yell out advice"Use your legs and run, smokey."Then use my force to knock the twi'lek down.
>>43663290>"You got this bro! Believe in yourself! Alternatively, believe in the me that believes in you! Win and I'll consider introducing you to cute girls!"that doesn't feel right. you can do better than this Eail. Using cut&paste quotes that blatant won't help with your writing.
>>43663401Johnny and his Cobra Kai bros were all rich white kids, though
>>43663290>Cute Redheaded chick.>Magical powers.>Our hero is a charismatic smartass with a sword.>"believe in the me that believes in you!"We Kamina now. Also;>Yell out some advice
>>43663453>jedi KaminaI'm okay with this.
This next post is gonna end things for the night. Probably for the best in case the shitposting becomes relevant Was good until that yeah
>>43663489Anon, that dooms us to die.Besides, Kittan was cooler.
>>43663493>Was good until that yeahIf you truly think so then you shouldn't be a QM.
>>43663493it was good yeah, have confidence in yourself you did finelooking forward to next time man
>>43663493welcome to the life of of a /tg/ QM, where the salt is real and the weather in each thread has a 100% chance of shitposting. On that note, you did good handling your first big shitstorm. and on the first session of all things. All you need to do to is develop your writing prose and planning.
>>43663650>the life of a /tg/ QMA shitty one with a toxic player base, yes.
>>43663742fuck off and go to banished quest
"Sweep the leg!" You yell out to the ZabrakHe hesitates for a moment, then follows through with the maneuver, but it's too late, if he had done so immediately he might have gotten an advantage over the Twilek, but announcing the plan and then him following through later lead to him being exposed. As he drops to sweep the leg as you said to, the Twilek brings one of her sabers down and smacks him in the head.You wince, it's pretty easy to see that he just knocked clean out from the blow. Maybe shouting out some advice wasn't the best choice... alternatively if he knew you he might have done the move faster rather than hesitating like that, might be a good idea to talk to him later and make sure there aren't going to be any hard feelings between you and the Zabrak guy.The Grand Master has the Zabrak carried off by some medics to be inspected, making sure he'll be fine and all of that while the testing continues on for a while. Not too many of the teenagers that came in with you handle themselves well, either too uncomfortable with the idea of fighting, or trying to show off too much to actually be remotely effective with what they're trying to do. Keeping your mouth shut for the rest of the session, when it's finally all over it's announced that dinner will be served shortly, though you are free to eat on your own if you would rather do so.With that, the introduction ceremony, or whatever this was, comes to an end. The children being led away by a few of the masters, and the girls you've been standing with are brushed away from you as well. There's one person that is more hesitant to leave the courtyard behind, the redhead from earlier, looking far... cooler than she did before.Glancing around her, she locks eyes with you and thumbs back towards the Academy, nodding her head that way too. Seems she wants you to follow.>JAQ #1 END>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeailI'll be around to talk until we die if you guys want to
>>43663774The salt is real.
>>43663791so are the whiners
>>43663774I love that quest's community. There is something in the water there and its great.
>>43663810I agree. These whiners: >>43663774Are really pathetic.
>>43663775Thanks for running, Eail. See you next time!
>>43663775>Glancing around her, she locks eyes with you and thumbs back towards the Academy, nodding her head that way too. Seems she wants you to follow.She's definitely a Sith spy.
>>43663775>"Sweep the leg!"you mad man you really did it!thanks for running!
>>43663775Is the qt redhead a Schizoid?
>>43663870It's if Kaguya really was a girl.
>>43663843See ya on Tuesday for Bruce time.>>43663650Noted Chibs, always nice to see you around>>43663849>>43663870She's something all right.Have faith in me a bit friends.>>43663866ABSOLUTE MADMANLegit Question time.How many of you actually know me from my own quest?
>>43663901I was there from thread one.Suggested a couple things to try to help you along.Also suggested best friend Broly.Those were the days, mang.Now, sadly, your shitposting will probably increase by 300%.
>>43663901>How many of you actually know me from my own quest?Didn't even know you ran another quest. I just got interested at first because it looked like a Jedi quest I could get into. I was disappointed as fuck and decided to shit post your shitty quest. Fuck off.
>>43663901Day 1 boss
>>43663901I know you from SWQ and SAQ. So I do.
>>43663901I've been following DBZSAQ since day 1. I think I saw you in DRALO/SOM's thread when you were contemplating creating it. I really miss CoK quest.
>>43663925>>43663935>>43663936>>43663938Aww, I love you guys too>>43663929You too friend
>>43663929So, see you next time?
>>43663901>How many of you actually know me from my own quest?I have absolutely no idea who any of you namefags are, I just saw a new Star Wars quest and thought it'd cool. So far I'm not disappointed and the shitposting is still minor enough that it's easy to ignore. Just keep doing what you're doing and you'll be alright in my book.
Will we get to shamelessly flirt with the female masters?
>>43664005I'll give you the option if nothing else!I make no promises about how it may end
>>43664005It's Eail, of course we will.
>>43664053I except plenty of smacks on the head and frustrated sighs as we refuse to quit flirting with anything cute looking to compensate for our lack of a maternal figure during our childhood."Meditating and zen stuff? Yeah I suppose. Only vegetables, nice, at lest I get regular meals. Wait... what do you mean I have to stop bother the girl? Why would I? They are cute and you are suppose to give them attention! Celibacy? Nah, not my thing, i'll pass on that."
So what's up with Eail getting shit on today for his prose when that's never an issue in His SAQ?
>>43664138Faggots will be Faggots