Age: 731Location: Planet VegetaInformation: Having defeated Rugula for the third time and chosen to spare her life, Daikon has selected a new mission for his team. While they wait for Rugula to recover, they train together, and Daikon has had his hands full with Sabi.
Third thread of the Day.That's a record or something right?>Also one Saiyan is a blonde, the other has blue hair and the other one is a brunnette>the fuck?
Gee whiz Vegirot, how come your mod lets you have THREE threads?
Giant Space Apes
Welcome to Saiyan Quest. This takes place shortly after the war against the Tuffles, as the Saiyans look for more foes to battle in the absence of their old enemies. Voting will operate on a first to five system, at least for the time being. Dialogue is allowed to be added to votes, as are actions (though I'll ignore what I consider shitposting)During battles, options will usually have a number assigned to them. After that vote has won, players will roll a d100, and have three chances to match or beat that number. If a 100 is rolled, it is considered a crit success (unless 100 was the number you had to match). If a 1 is rolled, it is a crit failure, regardless of whether or not the other two rolls are high enough to succeed. If, during a battle, players want to attempt a writein action, that is allowed, but I am the one who will assign the number to it, so use cautionYou're a young male Saiyan who fought in the war with the Tuffles. You are an average fighter for now, but have the potential of one of the greatest warrior races to roam the universe flowing through your veins. There is no limit to what you can accomplish through blood, sweat, and tears.Previous threads>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=saiyan+questTwitterhttps://twitter.com/QMVegirot
>>43680360Damnit SOM slow down. You were only on page 8. Its not like you write all that much, you could easily squeeze in a couple more updates.
>>43680402Wow, Sabi sure is a big mothertrucker
>>43680406Who is Som.This is VegirotTWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE.Som wouldn't have let our kitty died of starvation and make me super sad. He would have made him come back as a super Tiger who killed Tiger Jr. Hosts his own Tiger Games and be super smug about it the entire time
>>43680440Apparently there were also blonde saiyans too.
>>43680428You mean Tiger Games 2.0!
STOPIT'S TOO MUCH
Third time's the charm. You open your mouth wide as Sabi speeds toward you, and a wave of energy shoots from your gullet. Sabi's eyes go wide, and he stops just in time to get struck in the chest by your new attack and pushed across the room, slamming into the wall and falling to the floor.You watch him pick himself back up. He chuckles to himself."So, that's what you were doing," he says. "Trying to figure out that technique. Well, you got it. Now let's get back to business."Letting out a yell, he comes rushing for you again.>A. Meet his charge (80)>B. Blast him before he reaches you (85)>C. Mouth Blast him before he reaches you (81)>D. Dodge and counter (30)
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>43680481>>A. Meet his charge (80)Now we fight like men!
>>43680481>A. Meet his charge (80)Can we charge up ki into our hands and hit him extra hard?>No its not the wolf fang fist!>It's uh...the Oozaru...Paw...Punch.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>43680481>A. Meet his charge (80)Let's give him a dose of Saiyan strength.
>>43680481>>D. Dodge and counter (30)"Looked fun, had to try it."
>>43680481>>D. Dodge and counter (30)We should ease up on doing risky rolls for the moment. Till we even up the fight with a little more damage on Sabi.
>>43680481ok we're big dick ballers now time to play it smart>D. Dodge and counter (30)
>>43680481>D. Dodge and counter (30)
>>43680481>A. Meet his charge (80)Only dreams and Guts
>>43680521Too late, we're giving him his daily dose of Saiyan strength.
>>43680509>It's uh...the Oozaru...Paw...Punch.It's a thing http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Penetrate!
>>43680539To the guy who is bigger and stronger but slower.Truly, the manliest of moves.
>>43680518>>43680503why do you guys keep rolling.you know it doesn't count right.am i missing something?
>>43680481>D. Dodge and counter
>>43680481>A. Meet his charge (80)Gotta look brave while we get our shit kicked in.
I honestly just picked A cause I thought it wasn't going to win
>>43680539>daily dose phrasing!
Night ya'll. Don't get us killed and try to find more power techniques so we have a variety of battle options.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>43680577
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>43680577Fine, we'll give him his dose from behind.
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>43680577
>>43680571What's wrong doc?
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>43680577
>>43680587Atleast we gave him tip for tat
How big a dosage is he getting from that role?
Hey Vegirot. Just as a general thing for the future could you write a short pastebin that has our PL, the PLs of our team, any special skills we have (assuming we get some) and the strength side characters had (such as Bardock, Toma, and Nappa) last we encountered them and then post it in the OP at start of threads?
>>43680601i think i die a little inside when i see a roll in the single digits
>>43680587>>43680584"Had to try it," you comment as Sabi races toward you.You leap over him and blast him from behind, knocking him to the ground. Landing behind him, you grab his ankle and spin in circles before tossing him to the other side of the room.Azu and Soko move out of the way as Sabi shoots past them, crashing into the wall and falling to the floor.>A. That's enough training for now>B. Blast Sabi (30)>C. Something else
>>43680638 Or just copy Tuffle Quest's pastebin style. That'd be very helpful
>>43680652>>A. That's enough training for now
>>43680638Yeah, I think I can do that much.
>>43680481>He figures out what was happening immediately
>>43680652>A. That's enough training for nowStill got a mission.
>>43680652>A. That's enough training for now"I want all three of you to make a new move while on our mission. Rug can do whatever. She won't listen to me anyway."
>>43680652>C. Want to keep going or are you done?
Dammit, I overslept! I missed everything! I could have changed things! I could have made a diff--AHAHAHA sorry I couldn't keep a straight face.>>43680652>B.We gave him a head start, we need to treat him like a true warrior now and be serious. Anything else would be insulting. Let's get our bro some zenkai.
>>43680701That's how I feel when I sleep through TQ.>I COULD DO SO MUCH MORE
>>43680673>>43680670>>43680668>>43680667>>43680661You tell the others that they've done enough training for today.Soko and Azu, who are in an exchange of attacks, break apart from one another and look over to you."Works for me," Soko says, heading for the door. "I'm gonna go nap. Just call me when it's time to go."Azu stretches, wiping some sweat from her face. "What now, then?" she asks.>A. Offer to buy the two of them some lunch>B. Take the others to check on Rugula>C. You're going to go nap>D. Something else
>>43680734>A. Offer to buy the two of them some lunch
>>43680734>A. Offer to buy the two of them some lunchwaifu time
>>43680734>A. Offer to buy the two of them some lunchThen..>B. Take the others to check on RugulaWe eat in front of her while she's healing and laugh at her.
>>43680734>A. Offer to buy the two of them lunch
>>43680734>>D. Something else>"I'm going to go bench-press a spaceship. I need +1 biceps."
>>43680734>D. Something elseNow can we try to make a move
>>43680734>A. Offer to buy the two of them some lunchLets go to an Alien place this time
>>43680734>D. Something elseI really don't think we need waifu time right now, let's just try to make a new move.
>>43680734>A. Offer to buy the two of them lunch.Saiyans gotta EAT.
>>43680773>The last time I ate Heran, I end up shitting fire for weeks. Those blue skinned, orange haired bastards make everything way to spicy.
>>43680734>D. Something elseTRAAAAIIIIN
>>43680737>>43680744>>43680745>>43680747>>43680748>>43680756You offer to buy the two of them some lunch.Azu smiles, eagerly accepting your offer, while Sabi, after a moment of consideration, shakes his head."I'm gonna stay here and train," he tells you. "Call me when it's time for the mission."You and Azu leave the room, letting it close behind you as Sabi resumes his training.>A. Go to the bar>B. Go to an alien place
What kind of wish you want?
>>43680734>>A. Offer to buy the two of them some lunch
>>43680798>A. BarBlufu for lifu
>>43680798>B. Go to an alien place>Ask Azu if there's any place Azu like that's not the Saiyan bar.
>>43680798>>B. Go to an alien placeIt'll be an adventure
>>43680798>>A. Go to the bar
>>43680798>B. Go to an alien place
>>43680806>Cap is covering his face because he has a goatee for another movie. >You actually see the Schwarma place during Tony's flight through the city against the Chitauri.
I haven't been in this quest since thread 3, how many waifus have been introduced and are they likable characters or just bait?
>>43680852Daikon is single.
>>43680852Two and just bait.
>>43680852One is obsessed with killing us and the other has implied she wants the D because we looked strong.I'm voting for the one that wants to kill us. Just think of the hate sex.
>>43680861 I want that alien waifu. Zangya! Make little blue and orange Saiyan babies. Hera/ Saiyan child for the fucking win!
>>43680798>A. Go to the bar
>>43680852Lots of husbandos so far.
>>43680899Who is your Husbando, anon?
>>43680925 You're my husbando Freezy-poo
>>43680925But if we told you you'd kill him, we're somewhat smarter than that!
>>43680894>no ZangyaxKrillin ntr doujins
>>43680925Soko for Uke and Sabi for Seme and Bardock for Senpai and King Vegeta for OYAKATA-SAMA
>>43680852Well there's this massive bitch that 40% of us want to kill and another female named Azu who the only thing we really know about her is that she has blue hair and admires our strength
>>43680954GRANTED!What's your second wish? I haven't got all day.
>>43680958I guess now is as good a time as any to get to know more about her and maybe the rest of the team as well
>>43680980a Third Tail!
>>43680980A new cat that can regrow its meat
>>43680980Uh...Porunga. Why are you answering wishes that aren't in Namekian?
>>43680920>>43680840>>43680830>>43680823>>43680821>>43680811You decide to check out one of the alien places, and enter a shop managed by a group of aliens that have some weird kind of fleshy mohawks and scaly skin. You sit down with Azu and the two of you order something to eat and something to drink. One of the aliens tells you that he'll be out with your meal shortly."So, why this place?' Azu asks.>A. You wanted to try something different>B. Just a whim>C. Ask how her training with Soko went>D. Something else
>>43681008Because we're Saiyanese.
>>43680999I can't deny trips... GRANTED!>>43681003GRANTED!That's all my wishes, see you next year!>>43681008Google translate counts as a loophole.
>>43681020>"If the food is shit, we can eat the chef."
>>43681020>D. Lady, you've got me shitting dicks.
What about the scientist babe? We could be dating a BRILLIANT SCIENTIST!...also, how the hell did I miss all of thread 12? Argh, gotta catch up.
>>43681008Unlike you he knows the joy that is having a tail
>>43681020>A. Wanted to try something differentand >C. How'd training go
>>43681020>>A. You wanted to try something differentDon't you Azu?
>>43681020>Don't answer.>C. Ask how her training with Soko went
>>43680894Vegirot did promise in thread one we'd have a Heran waifu.
>>43681020>A. You wanted to try something different>C. Ask how her training with Soko went
>>43681066Yaaaaay. I'm not much for waifuing but I love me some Heran.Until then I shall suggest all other waifus go to the next dimension!
>>43680999>Trips>Wishes for third tailFucking sick
>>43681090As long as they don't go to Hell.Already a waifu there that no one wants to coil with.
>>43681039I know, we should try getting with scientist girl. Let's hook her up with more science shit from this planet.
>>43681090Collect the dragon balls and it's done.
>>43681114>impglyinh she isnt taking da big sabi dixk
>>43681081>>43681080>>43681053>>43681052>>43681048You tell her that you just wanted to try something different, then ask her how training went."Good," she tells you, smirking. "I won."Considering her power level, and the fact that Soko isn't very good at close combat, you aren't really surprised."Saw Sabi gave you a run for your money," she comments, leaning back and stretching. "What happened there?">A. Explain that you were trying to use a new technique and it took you a little bit>B. You always had everything under control>C. Something else
>>43681115Okay...Um. Are these right?I'll just summon the dragon on some uninhabited planet. So no one will interrupt me...SHENRON HEAR MY WISH. GRANT ME THE GREATEST HERAN WAIFU EVER!
>>43681152>>A. Explain that you were trying to use a new technique and it took you a little bit
>>43681152>A. Explain that you were trying to use a new technique and it took you a little bit
>>43681039She's doing science things
>>43681152>C. I thought his mouth blast attack was really cool, so I had to do it.
>>43681152>A. Explain that you were trying to use a new technique and it took you a little bit"I wouldn't do that in real combat but I really wanted to try that move out."
>>43681152>A>>43681165We should at least check up on her when we get back from the mission
>>43681152>A. and>C. "That attack looks super cool."
>>43681165Can we hook her up with any goodies we manage to get from this next planet?
>>43681203You could probably smuggle a gadget or two off-world if you like.
>>43681153>bsdragonballs.jpgDid you really think these would work?
>>43681211The one who loses the end-of-mission free-for-all has to take one to two for the team.
>>43681211On a scale of 1 to 10.Yes or no?
>>43681226We'll just use the girls, they have two secret compartments for smuggling.
>>43681185>>43681182>>43681174>>43681161>>43681159You explain to her how you were trying to use a new technique and that it took you a little while to get the hang of it."Oh," she says, leaning forward and resting her elbows on the counter. "That makes sense."She places her chin in her hands and looks over at you. "So, what's going on with Rugula? This is the third time she's tried to kill you, right? Why'd you let her live?">A. She's useful>B. You won't kill a teammate, no matter the circumstances>C. Something else
>>43681241Nah, us and Soko are full of surprises.doubleyoodoubleyoodoubleyoodotdaikonandsokoahundredtimesdotcom
>>43681214Yes. Yes I did.
>>43681254>A. She's useful
>>43681254>>A. She's usefulbut that was her last chance, next time she dies, painfully and embarrassingly.
>>43681254So this is the third time she's tried to kill us?>C. Something elseLet's just kill her, she's clearly unreliable.
>>43681241Giggity.>>43681239My chest hurts.
>>43681254>C. Something else"Because its funny."
>>43681254>C. You won't kill a teammate unless they're a damn coward
>>43681254>C. She's a credit to our race, don't you think? We can't let these Freezer Force people think they've got us tamed, now can we?
>>43681254>I thought it'd really piss her off.
>>43681279Let me guess, next time is going to be her 'last chance' as well?
>>43681254>A. She's useful, and we're a team. She pushes the limits but she hasn't gone too far yet. Yes even with that.
>>43681254>B. You won't kill a teammate, no matter the circumstances
>>43681325Nope she dies, Horribly, choking on her own entrails.
>>43681305The cheekiest.Didja hear? Porunga's got himself an evil duplicate too.Called Mr. Poko Poko or some shit.
>>43681254>A. She's useful>>43681279But dead if she tries it again.
>>43681263Why do I want this spoiler to be real website
>>43681254>C. Hey, she challenged me, so I get to decide what to do. I'm the winner, aren't I?
>>43681343I need to watch Dragon Ball again.I don't remember it being this silly.
>>43681376 That's because this was GT
>>43681376Dragon Ball was super fucking silly.
>>43681254>C. To prove a point."Power levels aren't everything. There's more to strength than just power levels. Weaklings can become stronger. I've seen it. You've seen it too. So, what does that mean for us? If the weak can become strong, what does that mean for the strong? What does that mean for the Saiyan race? We've been steadily getting stronger and stronger. Other teams have too, but only because they've survived long enough to do it. What if we could become strong enough to rule the universe? Just watch. Eventually we'll be conquering planets that we'd normally have to wait for the full moon for. But most Saiyans are like Rugula. They haven't noticed this. If I can convince her, I at least have a shot of convincing other Saiyans.
>>43681389Was that the one with Red furred Goku and Vegeta?Because i remember that being pretty bad.
>>43681268>>43681279>>43681293>>43681326>>43681331"She's useful," you answer. "But next time, she dies, painfully and humiliatingly."Azu smirks. "Good answer."Your food soon arrives; some sort of squishy thing with multiple tentacles on a large plate put between you and Azu. Two goblets are placed in front of the two of you, each one filled with a red liquid.You take one of the provided utensils, experimentally poking at the thing before cutting off a piece and taking a bite.It's slimy...yet satisfying, and you find that you actually enjoy it. Taking another bite, you see Azu take one of her own. The two of you then begin scarfing down the food at an incredible pace in front of the shocked aliens, devouring until nothing remains. Licking your lips, you pick up your goblet and consume the liquid within. It's nowhere near as strong as the drinks you can get at a Saiyan bar, but it's plenty tasty.>A. Order some more>B. Go check on Rugula>C. Something else
>>43681254>>43681409Supporting!>>43681436You shut your whore mouth, Super Saiyan 4 is the shit
>>43681409i like this i like this alot
>>43681436Eh. Some good things, some bad.It would take a thread of it's own to go over where GT went wrong.
>>43681438>>C. Something elseLet's go to the bar
>>43681438>B. Go check on RugulaThat hit the spot. Let's go check on Ms. Grumpypants and get this show on the road.
>>43681449Except the yellow pants.Like god damn those were ugly.
>>43681438>>A. Order some more
>>43681436Fuck you I loved that
>>43681438>>A. Order some more>>B. Go check on RugulaGet a to-go wheelbarrel.
>>43681438>A. Order some more
>>43681438>A. Order more>B. Check on Rugula
>>43681438>>B. Go check on Rugula
>>43681438>>C. Something elsei would like to talk to Azu more but if not >>B. Go check on Rugula
>>43681409I don't think we should set Rugula as the standard for convincing Saiyans, she's kind of a bitch.And crazy, any other Saiyan has a better chance of being convinced.
>>43681466I do too, I've just seen a lot of people on /a/ complain about it and I didn't want to seem like a faggot for liking it...
>>43681430tl;dr delusions of grandeur might not be delusions if we can get gud.Gah, but I was way too late with that.
>>43681498Sounds like she'd be a good match for Broly.Hey kid, wanna /ss/ ?
>>43681522>listening to /a/>on /tg/Pls, we may be fat, smelly manchildren.But they are fat, smelly manchildren who are also unrepentant gigantic doublefaggots.
>>43681490>>43681482>>43681469You order another round, and the two of you hungrily consume another of the strange squishy things before downing another round of drinks.Paying the aliens, you get up and leave the restaurant, heading for the medical wing. There, you find Rugula stepping out of the healing tank in her underwear, picking up her armor and putting it on, along with her scouter.You activate your own scouter, reading her power level at 1206. She fixes on you with a bitter look, but doesn't say anything nasty. Instead, she asks something in a tense voice."Do we have another mission?">A. Yes>B. Contact the others and head for the pad>C. Something else
>>43681522Don't let your dreams be dreams Go ahead say how much you loved it >>43681533>/ss/ Third worst normie fetish
>>43681438>It's slimy...yet satisfying, and you find that you actually enjoy it.I love you.
>>43681498Prince Vegeta "A PRINCE LIKE ME WILL NEVER LOSE TO A LOW CLASS CLOWN LIKE YOU!" is the dominant school of thought.
>>43681550>A. Yes>B. Contact the others and head for the pad
>>43681550>A,B"We're gonna go fuck up some nerds."
>>43681550>C. "Depends. You going to do what I say?"
>>43681550>A. Yes"Extermination. Full moon a day or two after we arrive."
>>43681553Truer words have never been spoken.
>>43681550>>A. Yes"Yep. Full moon is going to be close too, so we can have a bit of fun with it."
>>43681563Better than Rugula.
>>43681550>A. Yes, are you ready?
>>43681553...What's the first two?
>>43681563>Permission to kick his ass my king?>Granted>Grit your teeth kid
>>43681550My team does. Not you.
>>43681591>Implying we could beat the strongest of all the Saiyans
>>43681553>>43681522And don't forget to smile!>>43681533What are the first two? Also, how do you have the same number as the guy replying to you?
>>43681623That's not my husbando.
>>43681616SleepyAnon, you're not being a team player. We'll have to ask you to stop being contrarian.
>>43681550>B. Contact the others and head for the padYou stay behind, you're more trouble than you're worth.
>>43681625One's five thirty three. The other is five fifty three.Had me for a second too.
>>43681623>implying we wont not only kick his ass but take out the King and Freezie Pop as wellCome on dude step it up
>>43681623In one year We ARE going to Kick Nappas ass What part about that don't you understand?
>>43681569>>43681572>>43681575>>43681578>>43681588>>43681594>>43681611You tell her that you do indeed have a mission; Frieza wants you to exterminate a world called Echa, and the full moon will be less than three days away when you land.She smirks. "Now that sounds like fun."You activate your communicator and tell both Sabi and Soko to meet you at the landing pad. You escort the two women to the pad, where your pods are all waiting for you. You climb into your pod, which closes and takes to the sky.>A. Contact someone (specify)>B. Research the planet>C. Sleep
>>43681583I doubt it. Vegeta has his pride as the PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!>>43681591You, on the other hand, raise a good point, assuming we can get that gud before the king bites it.
>>43681632>Having any other husbando's than Badman
>>43681679>B. Research the planet
>>43681679>>B. Research the planetAnd no I will never stop being contrarian. It's my oldest friend and you don't abandon your friends do you?
>>43681672>yfw Nappa puts us in the dirt because he secretly has a PL of BALD, thus giving him ultimate strengthThe majority of all villains in DBZ lack hair, sometimes to the extent of all bodily hair as well.
>>43681679>B.Time to become a BRILLIANT SCIENTIST!
>>43681679>B. Research the planetIf we find anything interesting share with the team
>>43681679>B. Research the planetGotta know what's the clostest creature to our powerlevel so we can kick it's ass.
>>43681679>>B. Research the planet
>>43681713Technological upgrades mean power levels will be low but their advanced weaponry could give us some trouble.
>>43681705And we have luxurious hair We win due to pure fabolousness
>>43681744Huh. That's a nice Saiyan OC. I don't even mind the purple at all.
>>43681736It's an extermination mission anyway.We plop down, if they ask say "Duuuuude we crashed! Fuuuuuuuckk. Can we chill for a while?"Then ape it up and monkeyfuck their assholes?
>>43681744>red tail with black hairOh go fuck yourself.Everyone knows black haired Saiyans have brown tails.
>>43681694>>43681698>>43681704>>43681707>>43681709You decide to find what information you can about the planet you'll be attacking. The planet is known for its brilliant scientists, who produce a wide variety of technology including military tech, spaceships, and so on. They sell their technology on the galactic market, with a wide range of customers including an organization known as the Galactic Patrol.The planet apparently refuses to sell their technology to Frieza's organization, which would explain why he wants them dead.You wonder what he'd think about having a few scientists from this planet forced into his service.The planet's fighters are weak, but they possess strong military tech that makes them dangerous.>A. Contact someone (specify)>B. Sleep
>>43681762Thats so troll worthy! We should do that, let's tell the rest of the crew, we can share a laugh about it afterwords.
>>43681775>RedAre you color blind? That's brown nigga
>>43681705>Implying being bald can give you extra powerSomeone post the VGWF video of Vegeta versus Nappa.
>>43681781>A the whole team.>>43681762Tell them this is the plan, it will be funny.
>>43681782This may be hard to accomplish given that we're wearing PTO gear.
>>43681781>A. Contact someone (specify)Everyone let em no the loot is good and scientists be worth a lot.
>>43681805If they don't fall for it we can still just murdize them anyway.
>>43681762>We're members of the Galactic Patrol!Totally original plan guys. Donut steel.
>>43681795That is most certainly a ruddy red.
>>43681831Uh..it looks brown to me but I guess it could be seen as a reddish tint. This is the blue/black and white/gold dress debacle all over again.
>>43681831It's a light Brown 1v1 me if you think otherwise
>>43681591Would it even take effort to kick the ass of the prince of all jobbers?
>>43681852Your house, mine, or the parking lot you little shit?!
So what's our battle music?Post Dragon Ball music you really like.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFGY-PciwFU
>>43681809>>43681794You decide to sleep for the rest of the trip, and so you lean back in your pod, close your eyes, and drift off.>End updateHope everyone had fun todayFollow me @QMVegirot to see when new threads are happeningThis thread will be archived shortly, along with the other two threads today. If you liked them, go ahead and upvoteI'll stay here to address questions/comments/concerns for a while.
>>43681852>>43681873Alright! We've got a fight going! Bets on anon one and anon two duking it out start here!Place yer bets!Omnscience Anon vs Anon Lithgow!Round One. Begin!
>>43681899What's the gossip about our group? Some people seemed to be shocked at the outcome of our fight with Rugula.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>43681906>>43681873
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>43681906I roll to slap his shit
>>43681899Do we still do this at the end of every thread?Because if so, what's everyone's opinion of us?
>>436818991.So how do you think the quest is going2.what does everyone think of us3.can we get a move list of techniques we have learned
>>43681930>>43681936SLAPPED HIS SHIT INDEED.ANON LITHGOW HAS HIS SHIT SLAPPED AROUND. IT'S EFFECTIVE!>Omnscience Anon>100 Health>Anon Lithgow>87 Health
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>43681958>tfw someone else rolls for you and fucks everything up like a true faggotI didn't even know we were doing this, BUT OKAY!
>>43681926Rugulas rapid increase in power's gotten some attention, and your ability to fight people more powerful than you has earned you a small reputation.>>43681957Okay so farMouth Blast>>43681947>>43681957Azu respects/admires your strength and respects your leadershipSabi respects your strength but your leadership he isn't too sure aboutSoko respects you, both as a fighter and as a leaderRugula hates you, but respects your power and skillKamatsuna thinks you've been useful to her workKing Vegeta is mildly impressed with youFrieza has pretty much forgotten you exist
>>43681899What sort of gains did Daikon and team get from training? Not expecting a big jump but surely we got a little something? Maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.
PLEASE ALSO LABEL WHO YOU ARE.ANNOUNCER ANON GETS CONFUSED WHEN YOUR NOT WEARING NAME TAGS.BECAUSE I AM RACIST AND YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME.
>>43681899So what's Rugula's mind set right now, is the ride into obsession still possible?We kind of destroyed her like you said to.
>>43681999>King Vegeta is mildly impressed with youFUCKING SOOOOOON
>>43682009She is never going to want your dick, faggot.Goddamn.
When are we getting Saibamen?
>>43682002Let's see, I'd put you around 950Soko: 675Azu: 765Sabi: 720Rugula: 1206>>43682009She hates you, and is still determined to surpass you someday. But, she's realized strength alone isn't enough.>>43682028Age 737>>43682023You're almost kind of a little bit possibly in there.
>>43682028>When as we getting SaibabrutesFtfy
>>43682009Jesus Christ, why are you waifufagging this badly?She hates us and has tried to kill us multiple times, she's a lost cause and as soon as she tries again she's getting killed.
>>43682048Can we issue a challenge to one of the Kings elite and not get laughed at?
>>43681999>Frieza has pretty much forgotten you existwe coming for yah you little bitch
>>43682060You'd get laughed at, but they might accept.
>>43682048Jesus Soko is a fucking jobber
>>43682048Are we going to have to buy other color saibas?
>>43682071Don't worry, he'll get homing lasers and beamspam and look like a fucking touhou in combat.
>>43682067Enough for me I know what we're doing after this mission
>>43682048If we force some of these scientists to work for Frieza is he going to start paying attention to us?>>43682053Because I have nothing better to do, duh.
>>43682092I wanna challenge Zorn and then have him become our sensei!
>>43682053Her resistance to having a positive opinion of us makes me harder
>>43682071He's gotten his ass kicked the least out of all of you except Sabi.>>43682075You're going to probably have to by any of them.>>43682092Ambitious >>43682098It's sort of a long term thing. Right now, what you did as far as getting him a labor force was nothing of note to him. But as Saiyans keep going on missions with the only result being complete annihilation, a Saiyan who manages to act with more discretion will catch his attention.
>>43682098We should probably make sure that our forced scientists are not in the general vicinity of our great ape rampage
>>43682121King Kong still ain't got shit on Daikon
>>43682129>Oh great. This is the Tuffle War all over again. Guys! We need to keep a few of the smart ones alive! We don't know how to operate all their shit! Just like those energy shield the Tuffles could make, we had to leave them all behind because no one knew how to turn them on!
>>43682129I was going to think about just holding them in a balled fist like a bug, but yeah that might be better.
>>43682168I could see so many things going wrong with that.Like crushing them like a bug on accident.
>>43682121What happens when we do catch that attention, any special events you have planned?
>>43682192Not going to spoil anything, but he may have plans for you.
>>43682188>We immediately throw one of them into the horizon
>>43682188>>43682168>>43682129>You Echans are okay. Don't be at Capitol City tomorrow night.
>>43682188Another thing we could do is the Peturabo route. "Surrender or die." For every city we come across, I imagine after they get down to only 2-3 cities left they'll give up.
>>43682192You like being forced to kill your own race ?>>43682203Where's the closets uninhabited planet with a moon?
>>43681744I did my best to upgrade our armor with the best medical equipment possible.
>>43682218I do like suffering...
>>43682223Gah. Change the white on the armor too at least.
I really want to go on missions and impress both the King and Lord Frieza. BUT at the same time each mission has us stay in hibernation for really long times. This one to the tech planet is 3 weeks. One way. Knowing we only have 7 years before the planet blows up makes me want to use our time more wisely. But i don't really know how we can do that.
>>43682223Those are gloves... Plastic gloves...
>>43682223>somehow made it worse
>>43682218A while off.
>>43682249Neat you decided on a dc for trying to resist the rip and tear nature of the oozaru form?
I feel like people aren't getting the joke.
>>43682237We could always pull a Turles, go rogue and become a space pirate captain.Plant TOM seeds on all PTO worlds and drain the life outta of them and get stronger as a result. Turles got away with it by targeting non-PTO worlds.
>>43682280You're a monster
>>43682280I don't get it
>>43682297A Monster?NO. I AM A DEVIL!
>>43682318Its a joke that dates back many many years
>>43682318Sounds like you need to take a bit of medicine.I recommend a small dosage daily.
>>43682344>>43682309>>43682280You know. Piccolo doesn't even genitals. He reproduces through his mouth, asexually. So the whole gif with him and Vegeta never made sense.Then again, I don't look up Namekian porn. Hera porn on the other hand. Mmmh. Zangya knows what she's got.
>>43682375You just gave away the joke to all the people who don't know.Fine, I guess they have to know now.The daily dose is a gif of Piccolo fucking Vegeta in the ass that was always posted in threads saying it's a daily dose.
>>43682375Oh so that's what all this shit is about.I feel dumb for not realizing it sooner.I feel dumb for even caring.
>>43682411>spoiling a memeLike that's even a thing.
>>43682419It's a dumb meme, but it's fun.
If we ever get Saibamen, do you think we can keep a personal one around, like a pet?I miss our tiger.
>>43682468As long as we feed it.I don't know if any other quest had to remind you to feed your pet like some Tamagachi.
>>43682468>>43682483>tfw you were the one who suggested we tame him It's a special kind of pain anon.Knowing that I technically caused this
>>43682249How do we get the epiphany that its not so much fight that makes Saiyans stronger but the recovery afterwards? It always irked me that they never seemed to realize the truth of their ability.
>>43682516Don't worry! The street cred you get for telling everyone it was your idea is going to make you the biggest anon on this board!
>>43682521Basically, if they knew that, they would metagame and beat the fuck out of eachother and heal.That's why.Because Toriyama is a fucking jackass. And does jackass things, then makes his characters jackasses so they can't abuse it.
>>43682536If this is her we need to turn those pods around RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>43682552>Thinking I care about credTamas is dead a you animal
>>43682536Man, she better not start wearing that.Her father might kick our ass.
>>43682562Without the smuggled tech and scientist slaves?
>>43682516I'm the one who got the roll for successfully taming him and I'M GLAD HES GONE. HAHAHAHAHA
>>43682580Your right we bring those back and the offer them to her in exchange for breeding rightsI need our child in that body anon
>>43682609Then we shall see how we fare in the next thread.
>>43682600You double monster
So if we wish to breed with someone, we beat them and rape them, right?
>>43682609>>43682616If she says we're too stupid for her, we'll just school her in biology.
Yo QM you still hereWhen do you think the next thread will be
>>43682516Did we tame any other animals in the time of him dying and now?
>>43682647That's not how you become a family man, anon!
>>43682670>family>teamWe're focused on the team right now. Oh yeah, we're not getting with Rugula and/or Azu, right? That'd screw up our dynamic.
>>43682707Beastmaster Daikon my ass!
>>43682721I know. I was so hoping we could bring Tiger on a hunting trip and collect more friends!
>>43682751>>43682755We can still tame more animals, we tamed a tiger just by wrestling!
>>43682696I'm hoping for Rugula but after each thread I become more and more skeptic it will happen...
>>43682751This ain't ypu daddies pokymans.
>>43682721>>43682751>>43682779Guys there is just no way we can be responsible pet owners when we spend more than 90% of our time in cryo-sleep shooting through space
>>43682696I wouldnt mind Azu but it'd have to be way way down the road
>>43682779Think Vegirot would get angry if we meticulously mention all the little details involving our animals so he doesn't kill them by neglect again?>WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS TAKING THREE THREADS TO DECIDE YOUR PET'S LUNCH. FUCK IT. THERE ALL DEAD.
>>43682802That's why we get a Saibamen as soon as they exist and order it to take care of our pets while we're away.We'll even give him Ceser Millan sweaters.
>>43682783Maybe there'll be a chance later on, don't give up.
>>43682802We're going to let scientist chan take care of our animals while we're gone if we can't
>>43682783She is either going to rape Daikon one night after getting drunk or Soko might pull a miracle and somehow get raped instead by her.
>>43682821>Alright fine! Roll to feed your pets.>100>Fucking hell everytime with your pets it's a 100, you feed them a nutritious meal. now go do your fucking mission!
>>43682851Rape is a bit of a strong word to throw around for something as casual as a drunken one night stand.At least for a Saiyan. Human Rape must seem like a soft cuddle compared to a Saiyan's.
>>43682851I refuse to give Rugula one quart of our seed!
>>43682872She'd settle for a pint.
>>43682859>Insert 100 posts concerned about our pets over the mission>JESUS NO. STOP ASKING. I'm sorry I killed your fucking tiger but stop obsessing over it!
>>43682845Scientist lady probably has much much better things to do. Besides we dont really know her. We helped her with a project once like months ago
>>43682833I hope so. It'd be pretty neat.Still losing hope though.Ah well, at least SWQ is tomorrow, I miss Broly.
>>43682872Hey, I wouldn't be against it if we win against her a fourth time. Her life would be ours then.
>>43682879No, no power dick for her!
>>43682904We'd be asleep, so it wouldn't be powered.
>>43682890Not unless we smuggle her a bunch of tech and science slaves.
>>43682896Me too.I sure hope she doesn't go insane and try to kill everyone.Because I love me some Good Broly. Even if he's gender flipped.
>>43682887>This planet sucks>The ki blasts are too loud>My tail hurts>I wish I was back on the ship with my animals
>>43682913Anon. Do you not know what morning wood is?Daikon is probably hard as stone fifty times a night because his dick needs the practice.
>>43682851>>43682904>Shows up to our apartment one night>She still has a higher PL>Beats our ass>Then proceeds to turn our pelvis into dustI'd totally be down for this.
>>43682934>Next night we find her>Pin her to the ground>make her beg for it.> Exhaust ourselves in her>3 months later we notice a bulge
>>43682934I refuse to give that woman on inch of our Saiyan dick.She tried to kill us three times! That three less dick she gets!
Still amazed we rolled so high in these three threads.
>>43682972Good thing we wished for extra dicks, eh?
>>43682375Vegirot, would you be opposed to writing SNU SNU scenes with woman on man and/or man on woman?
>>43682981Tails count as dicks, I've seen it in a hentai so it must be true!
>>43682934This is one of my very few fetishes
>>43682981THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU WISHED FOR!
>>43682992SOM doesn't write smut.Also, these rape fantasies are already played out in SWQ with that one chick. Uh. Whatserfuckinname. H something. It started with an H, I think. Shit. It totally didn't. It started with an R? FUCK!
>>43683030Pelvic dust fucking?Pretty niche fetish.
>>43683044Hanasia, and yes I can't wait for it to finally happen.
>>43683044Hanasia, and no it hasn't, yet anyways.
>>43683044The name you are looking for is "Hanasia".You uncultured twat.It's not hard to remember.
>>43683049Not if you like Monster Girls.
>>43683058>>43683057Anon put a lot of time into writing that smut, so it is canon.Yeah. Totally.
>>43682972>She tried to kill us three times!
>>43683117Jokes on you, I always fap before posting on /tg/You have no power here!
>>43683117Damn. Arctus is a lucky fella.
>>43683117>hair lacks overly spiky quality>>43683137>"Arcky"I think I'm gonna be sick, you're both wrong and have shit taste.Obviously that ain't Vegeta.
>>43683130But do you look at cute things?
>>43683161It looks exactly like Dragon Ball Multiverse's gender bent Vegeta.
>>43683161How 'bout this then?
>>43683198I wonder how female Vegeta became a thing.
>>43683217In DBM?During the fight, his opponent could change genders of herself and her enemy.Fem. Geta still kicked his ass.
I still remember people telling whoever was yelling "waifufags" that they were delusional. Look at the thread now.
>>43683250To be fair there's one or 2 out of how many?
>>43683250Waifufaggotry isn't that bad so long as it doesn't shit up a session.
>>43683250Hey, I'm just saying that the reasoning to hate Rugula for trying to kill us doesn't fit in with Saiyan culture. We challenged each other honorably, and fought with all we had. So eventually ending up with her way later on wouldn't be the worst thing in the galaxy.
>>43683325Anons will find other reasons to shit it up.Like names.Or laser swords. Which I'm all for though.Or what color your clothes are. You know if Maple returned to find Groucho the Tiger dead because we didn't feed them, the entire thread would have been nothing but about that. Here it's meh.
>>43683355>Or laser swords. Which I'm all for though.Haha, you know it! We're buying one at the nearest bar the first chance we get.>tfw you're responsible for so many other atrocities in Tuffle Quest
>>43683355>Here it's mehHe was my best friend you damn dirty Bastard
>>43683355Don't forget HUDs
>>43683355You know why it's meh? Because he fed us instead.
>>43680458>All right guys I'm going to teach my one week old son how to murder a planet!>Get luck!>Go get em champ!
>>43683611Ahh you dick