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“Sendai...”

“Yes, Admiral?”

“Have you ever heard of radar?”

Sendai's face falls faster than Trump's poll numbers. “T-the abyssals h-haven't had radar so far-”

You hear Hamp's smirk; a kind of rustling of lips against his Starbucks lid as his mouth shifts. “Yeah, how long do you expect that to last?”

Sendai draws herself up to her full height - which is even less than usual, given the exaggerated effect of your optics. “L-LISTEN HERE, YANKEE! FANCY GIZMOS AND HOKEY A-SCOPES ARE NO MATCH FOR A GOOD RANGEFINDER AT YOUR SIDE!” Sendai crosses her arms, the corners of her eyes crinkling as she squeezes them shut against the hated truth. “Radar is unreliable! The antennas are huge and easily struck by shellfire; they're easier to knock out than optics are! Turn them on and you reveal your position to anyone with a direction-finding loop, which is every ship and every plane besides! They're just electronic spotlights, except they're even easier to shoot out and you only get one! Keen optics and star-shells let you attack while maintaining the advantage of surprise!”

“Yeah, hon-”

“D-DON'T CALL ME HON!”

“-the problem there's that cruisers and battleships are built around long-range gun superiority. They don't care if they reveal their location as long as they get a good fix on yours.”
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THIRST POST.
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In before Navyfag!
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“Not all radars can lay guns!”

“They don't have to, as long as they show you where to look, and where to send the star-shells. Effective five-inch range is a bit further than effective torpedo range, even with Long Lances.”

Sendai's mouth goes all wavy as her composure buckles at last. You see her eyes glistening with barely-restrained tears before she closes them again, her shoulders slumping with defeat as she heaves a bitter, stoic sigh into the mic.

“T-there's no helping it...” she says faintly, dropping to her knees, head bowed. “I... I have no role now, unless you give me one.” She lifts her chin, turning her wide, sparking eyes onto you. “Admiral... please... please take care of me.”

“Settle the Sheeeeeeeik,” Hamp says, his mouth rolling right-to-left as he slings the slang sideways at you. “Damn.”

“Y-YOUR MICROPHONE IS ON Y-YOU SHAMELESS YANKEE PIG!”

You sigh. “Okay, just, uh-” you sigh again, struggling to get your brain back on track after whatever the *hell* that bullshit was. “What if I told you how to fool radar?”

Sendai gasps. “W-what!?”

“Fool it. Spoof it. Use its limited information against your enemies, and by this deception move them how you wish.”

Sendai's staring at you like you're the Second Coming of Amaterasu. “Such... such dark sorcery exists?”

“It sure does. Hey, Hamp, care to help me out?”
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“Sure,” he says, stepping onto the water carefully and motoring out towards the destroyers. “What do you want me to do?”

“Uh, can you blindfold yourself somehow?”

“Kiiiiiiiinky,” he drawls, tilting his cap forward till the brim blocks his eyes. He fingerguns at them with one hand, still sipping his latte with the other. “Okay, girls - form a conga line behind Sendai.”

After explaining what a conga line is, the girls are lined up in a row, each one hugging their squadron mate from behind. Willie is more captured than held as Sammy applies a noogie to her, not enough to hurt but sufficient to make her squawk.

“Hamp,” you call. “Read me?”

“Peachy,” he replies, giving you a thumbs up. “Fire away, cap'n.”

“Righto, girls. Advance towards Hamp.”

Advance they do, Sendai leading, the girls close behind. “Now - left by twenty-five degrees!”

They oblige, turning their line obliquely to the cruiser. “Hamp, what do you see?”

“... huh. A big blobby return.”

“What can you distinguish?”

“Front and back of the column, but I couldn't tell you where one destroyer ends and Sendai's big ass begins.”

“A-A-ARE YOU EGGIN FOR A FIGHT?”

“Fight? Sure, you could call it that I guess,” Hamp says smoothly, sipping at his latte with a loud, grating rattle only amplified by the mic.

“Okay, Sendai; put Hamp on your beam and put a destroyer in front of you and one behind you - hold hands.” They do so, the younger girls blushing slightly as Sendai grips their palms firmly. “W-what's the point of this?”

“What do they look like now, Hamp?”

“Like a fustercluck.”
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>>43877310
>>43877311

Both of you are fucking faggots.
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“Right. Now - you in the rear, slide to Sendai's right, and you in the lead, slide left.” They oblige. “Now tighten up formation - put your bow and stern abreast of Sendai's-”

Hamp snickers.

“-TURRET,” you snap.

“He said-”

“Hamp!”

“...”

“Don't.”

“*A breast.*”

He's rewarded with giggles from the young destroyers. “Okay, Hamp - what do you see now?”

“I sense, with my little CXAM-” You watch as he sets his Starbucks cup down on his own fitout long enough to raise his hands to his head and wiggle his fingers at them. “I sense.... wooooaaaaah,” he drawls, reaching out and drawing his flattened hands down the invisible profile of an hourglass-like figure. The destroyers giggle even more. “Looks like a battleship return, actually. Well, kind of.” You see his antenna narrow its sweeps considerably. “Hard to tell with this a-scope... hard to pick you girls out.”

“See?” you tell Sendai. “We haven't even discussed countermeasures and such - radar has weaknesses that can be exploited.”

“If we get this close they can fire star shells to verify visually,” she points out.

“Smokescreens.”

“Can we really maintain such close formation at night?”

“We've got some modern tricks that will help with that greatly,” you assure her. “Besides, it's not beyond your skill, is it?”

“OF COURSE NOT!” Sendai bellows, thumping her chest in excitement. “YES! YES! WE CAN WIN! WE CAN DO IT!”

[ ] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

[ ] Put them through salvo-chasing practice, with Hamp providing the salvos. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
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>>43877362

STAY
FUCKING
MAD
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>43877381
maybe we should point out the fact that Hamps radar is the most basic set they might have to deal with.

Someone like Willie with her late-war set is going to be able to pick out individual ships in a tight line out to 20,000 meters
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[X ] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
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> [ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
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Time for more KCQ!
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>>43877381
>[X] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
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Friendly reminder that this is a quest based on Kantai Collection, not actual history.

Historical discussions go on >>>/his/ or >>>/k/

Please take all amateur history where it belongs, thank you.
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>>43877381
>[ ] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.)
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>>43877362
We're underway, Hate-san.

Also, I understand you have something of a spider problem, lately?
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>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
We are a team player. And he is hilarious.

After this we get him working on restarting Yuudachi's poilers again.
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>mfw Planefag got so salty at some retard that he couldn't write, decided he couldn't read the threads in future and didn't run for a week and a half
>mfw Planefag said a while back that he actually wants to run extra threads to make up for lost time
>Greeks, Paying denbts, my fucking face when
GUTS LITERALLY GOT OFF THE BOAT BEFORE PLANEFAG DID KCQ AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
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>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
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>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
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>>43877450

Or /a/. They don't actually appreciate it on /a/, but god knows the poor bastards need it.
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>>43877381
>[X] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
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>>43877450
You might want to expand that comment beyond amateur history. I sincerely doubt I'm the only professional historian following this thread...
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>>43877421
Can we have Willie try the same thing that Hamp just did?

Sendai needs to know that you can only cheese radar sets SO much.
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>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
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>>43877481

>Implying it's a problem.

It's not a fucking problem.
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>>43877381
>[Z] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE


Ahahahaha, SENDAI GETS REVENGE
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>>43877499
Is that supposed to be zergface?
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>>43877499
Thank you.

Please respect Planefag's thread by not shitposting with incorrect historical facts.
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>>43877553
No, no, you misunderstand--the problem was simply insufficient arachnids.

Steps are being taken, I promise.
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>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
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I see those DBZ references...

[X] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
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>>43877483

My uncle died, I had to move my computer 300 miles back home, my best friend moved out of state today, my laser mouse died yesterday, Fozzie nerfed my favorite ship, I ran out of beer and my 4chan pass expired.

You don't even know me, man. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
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So. Thought. What if we started giving the girls bags of chaff?

I mean, it worked over France to confuse the fuck out of the Germans.
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>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
Sendai's as new to the 21st century as Hamp is

Also I wonder how hard it would be to bolt countermeasures onto the girls.
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>>43877381
>[ ] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
Winding in the Piss.

Also, new Memories of Higgins today, watch out!
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>>43877381
>[X] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
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>>43877607
QUIT STICKIN YER BIG BOW INTO THINGS JER
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>[X]Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.
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>>43877609
>hey Sammy, what's in my hand?
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>>43877483
You are the scum of the earth you know that?
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>>43877608
>I ran out of beer
Defcon 1 right the fuck NOW.
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>>43877608
The "Guts got off the boat before Planefag ran again" part was funny though.
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>>43877609
Until the Abyssals actually start using rADAR, we'd be better off getting them to warpaint it up in razzle-dazzle camo.
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Awww yeeee KCQ babyyyyyy
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>>43877652

m-maybe
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>[X]Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

IT'S TIME
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>>43877483
Kill yourself you fucking faggot. Go ahead, get whatever gun you have and suck it off. The world would be a better place without you.
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>>43877658
literally only useful against coincidence rangefinders, which nobody has used since 1910.
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>>43877658
Por que no los dos?
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>>43877658
>Goto in a zebra suit pressed against the wall while a distressed Kongou looks around for him
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>>43877652
HE ACTUALLY GOT OFF THE FUCKING BOAT?
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When?
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>>43877679
>nobody has used since 1910.
>Abyssals faced so far have been carriers and pre-dreadnaughts
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I found a new repair ship guys!
The USS Medusa AR - 1
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>>43877322
>Settle the Sheeeeeeeik
I don't understand.

Also Sendai a qt
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>>43877691
>>43877695
>>43877658
>ERECT NIPPLES IN SKIN-TIGHT ZEBRA SUITS
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>>43877698
After seven years.
GUTS.
IS.
OFF.
THE.
BOAT.
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>>43877706
this design is a disgrace to miku and kancolle

impressive, really
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>>43877698
4k post sticky on /a/.
ITS
FUCKING
HAPPENING
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>>43877481

Srs tho, Sendai has AMAZING sex-hair. Like, that's photoshoot levels of "I just got fucked and don't I look awesome?"
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>>43877708
Harem joke.
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>>43877695

w o w
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>>43877698
Yes he did.
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I'm still really worried about Naka.
We left her in a really bad state- with the promise of sending backup, but still in a bad state.
And then the next thread she's telling us that everything's ok, that Harder showed up and some lighthearted hijinks ensued and she's totally fine now, honest.
It's basically exactly what we wanted to hear.
And Naka-chan is really good at reading people and lying
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>>43877381
>[x] Get Hamp's perspective on things before continuing the training.

Where can I find more pictures of WW2 warships in colour?
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>>43877773
>>43877695
What have you done.
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>>43877785
>That was fast
I know this was fake but fuck me was whoever did it brilliant.
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>>43877793
>Where can I find more pictures of WW2 warships in colour?
>Post a colourised photo
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>>43877793
http://blog.livedoor.jp/irootoko_jr/
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VOTES CALLED
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>>43877856
bags of sand
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>>43877845
Thanks m80

>>43877844
>Is the only photo and I need to sate my shipsexual needs
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>>43877742
Not the only revelation the last few days have wrought.
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>>43877577

Good. please fucking see to it that they fucking are.
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>>43877810
>War crimes crying
bueno.
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>>43877788
Naka's whole problem is that she doesn't want to cause others trouble or pain.

We basically shoved it in her face that there are people that genuinely care for her and her mopey "i'm a shit" attitude was hurting them much more than anything else. It's why she got pissed at us.
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How do you pronounce her name again?
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>Goto in a zebra suit pressed against the wall while a distressed Kongou looks around for him

"DESSSSSSS~"
*pause, listens*
"DESSSSSSS~"
*pause, listens*
"DESSSSSSS~"
*pause, listens*

"Sister, that's not sonar...anyway, I don't think Goto-Teitoku is here."
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>>43877742
Reminds me of the fluffy girl from Girls und Panzer.

>>43877381
>>43877913
What sort of Abyssal are we going to capture, Planefag?
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>>43877946
Lulu-ville, duh.
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>>43877856
Where are those Tactical Meido Action pics come from? Another quest?
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>>43877946
See Ay Twenty Eight
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>>43877946
Looavul
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>>43877946
Lew-is-vil
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>Sendai learning about the awesome power of RADAR

Humanity 1, spooky summoned sluts 0.

Will this be a tradition with our girls? We already walked the carriers through it.
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>>43877946
loo-ee-vull
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>>43877946
Louisville
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>>43877961
>Reminds me of the fluffy girl from Girls und Panzer.

Akiyama Yukari, based tank goddess?
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>>43877961
>Reminds me of the fluffy girl
Our Panzer savior is named Yukari Akiyama, bruh.
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>>43877961
Hopefully a cute one

And also probably a couple of the more monstrous ones
though these are not necessarily exclusive categories
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>>43877913
>Not the only revelation the last few days have wrought.

Yeah. Who knew Harder had such a gentle and tender touch?
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>>43877946
Lewdi-jill
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>>43877967
planefag is in an ongoing Maid RPG campaign.
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>>43877990
Mein Kamerad!
Daily reminder that Movie!Panzerlied is superior Panzerlied.
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>>43877961
>Reminds me of the fluffy girl from Girls und Panzer.
Ah yes, second best girl
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>>43878015

Come back sides, I need you to live.
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>>43877946
Not even people from Louisville pronounce it the same way twice.

>>43877972
cheeky cunt
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Proof of the dangers of BURNING LOVE
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>>43877961
A PT imp.

Nothing makes you lose sleep like a demonic baby crying in the middle of the night does.
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Abyssal Sendai when?
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Have some prune barge while we wait
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>>43877953

She's using it like reverse-Sonar. Rather than finding him, she hopes to break down her Teitoku's will and make him come out of hiding.
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>>43878077
Out of frame: heart shaped trampoline
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>>43878077
I'm sure that HQ has been built to DESS-proof standards.
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>>43877946

Slider.

wait... wait....
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>>43878091
>prune barge
Why do you have to remind me of that garbage?
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>>43878111
I'm onto your ways, Ghostdiva.
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>>43877967

Maid RPG game I'm in. Solid Snake undercover as a trap.

Someone else is literally playing Revolver Ocelot. Random number generator just spit it out.
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Actually catching a live thread, it's weird what happens when you get back stateside and are told to go back to your cushy WRNMMC.
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And some Vermont!
'"The Vermont battling with Old Neptune. This fine photograph of a battle-ship struggling with the elements was taken by a member of the crew of the Wyoming while the fleet was returning from Europe after the recent voyage to the Mediterranean." The photograph was credited to the International News Service.'
>>43878119
Because that's the ship's nickname!
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>>43878111
Her body's level of pure sex isn't quite up to Slider's, but I can see where you're going.
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>>43878111
Good thing I'm not alone in thinking she's Sloidah.
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>>43877961

The you get what the fuck I manage to give you kind, that's what fucking kind we're capturing
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>>43878091
>prune barge
Wut
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Poi?
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>>43878111
Trips get you a room at the Musashi Motel.

That joke however gets you an upgrade to the Hotel.

No, Shinano Suites though.
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>>43878193
USS California's nickname was the Prune Barge.

>>43878188
>Inb4 hate brings back a Seaport princess
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BIG SPUD (and friends) ON THE FRONT PAGE
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>>43878188
Hopefully you have good taste then.
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>>43878193
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_California_%28BB-44%29
BB-44's nickname was 'The Prune Barge'.
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>>43878150
It's also the name of a shitty fanfiction that I would prefer to forget.
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>>43878038
>Second
them's fightin' words mate
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>>43878213
That's lewd! I like it.
Have something a bit more modern. Two days ago was the 54th anniversary of this old girl's commissioning.
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>>43878210
>tfw a single American BatDiv had nearly as many battleships as Japan did total
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>>43877381
>[x] Put them through torpedo run practice, with Hamp as the target. (It's actually for Hamp's sake, but don't actually say that.) DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

Let's see him sip coffee through THIS! Smug faggit needs to be taken down a peg sooner or later, or his head will be too big to get through doors.

Wait, votes already called? Damn.

Also: Sendai an absolute BEST. She may be prideful, but when she's shown her error, she's willing to learn. That's a good girl.

>>43877609
>>43877658
Fancy outfits and pockets of chaff? I like where this is going!
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>>43878241
Erwin is best girl and you know it.
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>>43878252
>Big E!!!!
>She's a 54-year old MILF
Sweet.
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>>43878234
And yet you're the only one bringing it up, anon! Last one for a bit because I'm eating, but have I-400 sitting pretty in a dry dock
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>>43878284
They only had three apiece.
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>>43878306
>>43878241
Guys, calm down.

Erwin and Fluffy are on the same level of best girl.
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>>43878306
I don't have three figures and a daki of the second best girl, I have the merchandise of the best girl.
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>>43878319
Stupid sexy subs.
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>>43878354
Takao>Iona
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>>43878342
But what about best gamer?
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>>43878354
Inferior subs get out.
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>>43878382
Kancolle Takao > Arpeggio Takao

>>43878354
Funny thing is, even with the size difference, those girls still hit like their full-size counterpart... Which would make Iona pause, if not for that stupid barrier-thing.
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Ooyodo a best

give Ooyodo, pay denbts PF
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Its my birthday. I require cute ships like murakumo.
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>>43878307
Still looks like a twenty year old.

Hot.
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>>43878435
Damn, congrats, mine is near too.

Have best historical nip carrier.
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Who new hotness here?
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>>43878435
Fuckoff. It's my birthday tomorrow and I demand Yamato being elegant and sexy... And confirming that while she and Hate are enough to give you nightmares, they aren't a couple.

Incidentally, planefag? Thank you for running. I was having a BAD day, but this makes it all better.
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>>43878435
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>>43877304
DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>43878439
CV-6 != CVN-65
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>>43878433
>He likes Ooyodo
Are you my nigga? Because i think you're my nigga.
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>>43878325
Its okay, Japan only had 4 real battleships at wars start anyways.
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>>43878319
The little hussy.

Shioi has got her doors spread open and her hangar bay fully exposed!

Spoiler that shit right now!
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>>43878410
I can't into garage kits, sadly
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>>43878439
Big-E when
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>>43878382
>>43878431
>>43878354
Best girl of both worlds.
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>>43878435
Will post Murakumo vids later?
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>>43878481

>KagaMom desperately trying to get TinyKaga to like planes, not helos.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
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>>43878481
"One day you too will have planes"
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Hey guys.

Hm. The first vote actually looks sort of sane. I'm impressed.
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>>43878532

Now we're all doomed.
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>>43878504
Oh, well. Have more of best gamer.
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>>43878507
When you stop touching yourself at night, anon. That's when.
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>>43878532
I... I am going to share your optimism!
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>>43878512
CARNIVAL!
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Reminder that Iowa takes it in the stern by a grizzled sea dog.
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>>43878435
MRKM dump inbound
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>>43878497
Nigga can you count? They had six, not counting Yamato who was working up when the attack happened.

Fuso, Yamashiro, Ise, Hyuuga, Nagato, Mutsu.
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>>43877381
So we are throwing Gohan at cliffs again?
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>>43878560

>YFW Iowa suddenly gets AT LEAST 50% more sexy
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>>43878557
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Battleship X when.
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I want an inflatable A6M
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>>43878573
>Ise and Hyuuga

I'm sorry, I don't count floating trash cans as battleships.
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>>43878590
Please let that be Washington pimping in the background.
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>>43878590
her sisters are cuter
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>>43878611
this was before they became BBV's so they were real battleships.
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>>43878627
it is
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>>43878590
Now.
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>>43878611
They hadn't been converted yet you retard. They still had their 12 14-inch gun armament in 1941.
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>>43878604
Seriously... Or an TDB, cause I like them.
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>>43878637
>Ise class
>REAL BB's

They were real floating dumpsters, I can agree with that at least.
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>>43878604
I'd let her carry my planes if you know what I mean.
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[Yes, Quite intensifies]
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>>43878693
Naturlich.
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>>43878693
That's not best Limey Battlewagon.
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Planefag is MIA, post eye-talians.
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>>43878720
Put more coal on the boiler chief stoker
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>>43878673
>floating dumpsters

Oh, this will be good. Explain how they were worse than the Fusos.
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>>43878564
This is cute but what language is this?
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>>43878726
Okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPL-1fM7Iss
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>>43878660
>So terrible that even Japan didn't want to use them as actual battleships

haha
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>>43878726
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Threadly reminder that DDs are as lewdable as Merlin.
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>>43878726
Si, signore.
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>>43877304
Planefag what is best in aviation?
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>>43878673
look here you illiterate motherfucker at the start of WW2 the japanese had sixbattleships Fuso, Yamashiro, Ise, Hyuuga, Nagato, Mutsu this was before the Ise class was converted to aviation battleships or was that to complicated.
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>>43878769
They were the only ones who could be converted. Fuso's retarted gun/engine room layout precluded her from conversion.
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Paddle-steamer aircraft carrier.
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>>43878756
Reads like romanized moonspeak.
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>>43878756
I have no clue.
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I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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>>43878582

She was always sexy. Look at those curves, man!
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>>43878837
aroused
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>>43878787
Beat heir carriers, see them sinking before you, and hear the lamentations of their destroyers.
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>>43878754
>Lets take the already shittily designed and horrendously overcroweded Fuso
>bear with me here
>lets make it SMALLER and add MORE crew members!
>also, lets ignore the past 5 years of battleship design advancement, use the same shit incremental protection scheme, and skimp out on deck armor
>also, we still need 6 double turrets because we can't figure out triple turrets, and lets use the same shit 14"/45 we've been using since 1908 while everyone else is switching to longer or larger caliber guns
>also, lets not thicken the armor any, 205mm is fine!

complete and utter trash
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>>43878846
>that obviously traced photo
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>>43877608

It could be worse.

They could kill Carriers as that one middle child that's not much good for anything.

Also, they gave back our kill reports for orbital strikes.
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>>43878837
Why are her screws on her hips? Does she use them as melee weapons?
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>>43878787
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>>43878860
Enjoy~

She has the best accuracy out of all my BBs in that game. Highest level too.
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>>43878885
>Bf110
>Good
Mossie says hi.
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>>43878908
>high speed bomber compared to a heavy fighter

???
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>>43878908
110 was good at pretty much everything else besides being a close escort fighter.
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>>43878846
The Iowa class is very sexy.
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>>43878877
Better?
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>>43878871
>6 double turrets because we can't figure out triple turrets
Neither could anyone else. Only the Austrians, Italians, and Russians used the triple turret before WW1. I don't know about you, but that doesn't exactly sound like the best of company for a technological development. The British only diverted from double turrets *thrice* in their entire battleship program, and that's counting the Lions that were never finished.
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>>43878837
A german boat with a skirt? What is this madness!
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>>43878936
>produced 1915-17
>pre WW1

hmmmm
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>>43878925
What? They can both engage enemy fighters too. Well, not exactly on the same level, but still.


>>43878932
I still prefer the Mossie as a night fighter tho.
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>>43878934
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>>43878954
That's because the British also went full retard and forgot how to build ships.
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>>43878837
THAT'S Tirpitz?
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>>43878988
Best girl
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>>43878936
Dat Measure 32. Seeexy.
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Was Annapolis anything like this, nettle?
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>>43878989

I'd honestly rather not put either aircraft against a single engine fighter.
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>>43879009
That's Bismarck.
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>>43879006
No they forgot how to maintain them, there is a difference.
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>>43879003

I missed my chance to do the same but with the Lexington in Corpus Christi
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>>43878968

Please.
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>>43878988
Those columns are shell impacts?

...sheeeet. If anything, movies downplay it.
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>>43878983
Add in the Nevadas too. The triple turret was still used much more by the retarded navies. The British and Germans were only using doubles.
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>>43879028
Good point. Still, I think the Mossie is one of the finest twin-engined planes of the war.

That's not saying I hate the Widow and the Lightning. They're just in a league of their own.
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>>43879048
>Revenge class
>Nelsons
>not full retard
>KGV
>not full retard
>Vanguard
>not full retard

anon please
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>>43879057
Thought she war armless from the thumbnail.
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>>43879046
>Bismarck

THE SLANT EYED NIP BASTARDS RUINED BISMARCK?!
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>>43879072
To be fair, the Japanese modified the photograph to add more shell splashes. I actually found the footage, too.
It's somewhere after 22 minutes in. Footage taken on board IJN Tone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKXhXBA4uA4&app=desktop
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>>43877913
>Naka is already like a full head shorter than Settle
>Sendai is shorter than Naka
C
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T
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>>43879099
>>43879048
Okay, okay. Let's get a hold of ourselves before we get derailed again, aight?
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>>43879099
That reminds me, I need to get writing! I had a bit on HMS Victory and fairy-Nelson to write!
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>>43879138
Britshit BTFO
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>>43879111
Bismarck has been in KC for a long time now.
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Kant-o-celle is my weekly (ahem) reminder to go and get Rule The Waves already.
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>>43879136
Pretty sure sendai is bending to look eye level at one of the naganos
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>>43879099
>Revenge class
Only problem was their speed. In all other respects they were just QEs.
>Nelsons
The gun was shit, the ship was not. It was also triple-turreted.
>KGVs
Less retarded than the Bismarcks and Littorios.
>Vanguard
>implying Vanguard was retarded
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>>43879111
>>43879160
note the lack of pants
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>>43879160
yea the other one is the Warship Girls Bismarck
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>>43879180
In the picture, sure. I'm going off the filename commentary
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>>43879160
Yes, I know. Her original form looked great. If that's her Ni Kai form I will be pissed.
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>>43879219
That is her original form
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>>43879160
Hold on, is that some kind of blaster in her hand? A hand-wielded deck section and turret? I thought battleships only had their big guns on their rig?
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>>43879219
That's her third (Zwei) remodel).

The other one is from Warship Girls, a Chinese knockoff version of Kantai Collection.

>>43879259
Fire control selector and 150 mm gun?
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>>43879259
Looks like her fire control directors.
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>>43879259
It looks to me like she's holding her searchlight and/or secondary battery.
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>>43879279
>>43879219
Oh, that's Warship Girls Bismarck. I was afraid they had ruined perfection.
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>>43879323
>ruined their perfection

anon...
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Man I sure hope I'll get to post housh today
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>>43879187
>Vanguard
>implying Vanguard was retarded
>uses the same guns and same number of guns as Warspite 30 years later
>Revenge class
>literally a cheap, shit version of the QE's
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>>43879294
>>43879302
Yeah, but look at the lower bit! Isn't that the same as her main turrets, only smaller?
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>>43877706
If you're gonna have a repair ship at least use one with a decent design.
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After you get Sendai calmed down a bit, you have them form a battle line and tell them to launch a squadron-sized torpedo pass at Hamp. He tilts his hat back up to even the odds a bit and soon they're going through their motions; Hamp's secondary batteries thundering away at the destroyers as his 8 inchers start walking splashes towards Sendai. You see the light cruiser grit her teeth, staring at Hamp intensely through the columns of spray kicked up by the frangible practice shells as they bracket her - Hamp's found the range. At last, Sendai's katana whips from its sheath and chops through the air, like an old-word battery commander ordering his guns to fire. The line of destroyer girls dutifully launches their fish; orange practice torpedoes leaping from the leg-mounted tubes with an audible HISS before splashing into the water. You spot Sammy and Willie's fish by their distinctive bubble trails; the swifter Long Lances slicing through the water without a trace.
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>>43879374
That her AA guns
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Hamp sees the attack and turns *inward,* putting the fish bow-on as he accelerates; shadowing his aft turret but bringing the other four 5/25 guns on his starboard side into play. Sendai's squadron is turning away under smoke, trying to open the range as Hamp bores in for the kill, still dropping accurate salvos around the zig-zagging Sendai. You seee Hamp lean into a steep turn, nonchalantly turning his cup to keep it properly vertical as he heels hard to port to dodge a spotted torpedo. You're scribbling some notes into your smartphone with a stylus, noting Hamp's preference for offensive tactics - given his heavy firepower and light armor, reducing enemy guns quickly is definitely in his favor.

“Seeeendaaaaaaai~”

“... whatnow?” you wonder aloud, turning to look over your shoulder. Approaching at a dead gallop are two girls with long blonde hair breezing out behind them. The leader's wearing a thin ribbon tied up like a bow on her head and waving excitedly. “HELLLOOOOO YANKETOOOKU~”

“Goddammit Kongou,” you gripe, tapping the headset's mute control as you wave back. “Hey! Who are you two!?”
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>>43877978
Dude they're ships. They're literally the products of humanity.
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>>43879388
Long lances were pretty great, honestly. Have to give the IJN props for that; they had great technology, but it was limited to a few areas and they really didn't know how to use it...

>>43879393
It is? Crikey, I forgot secondaries could be used as that. I feel like a bit of an idiot now...
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>>43879374
>>43879393
Correction that is her secondary battery of 152mms, she had six twin turrets of them, for killing destroyers.
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The girl skids to an excited halt before you, giving you an apologetic bow as her companion bolts past in a flash of stripes and blonde hair. “Sorry we're late - I didn't know Yankeetokou was going to be watching us today!”

You glance over your shoulder at the training, where Hamp is currently being dogpiled by a gaggle of laughing destroyers as they do their best to pull him off his feet. “Late?” You check your watch. “It's almost half over!”

“It's not my fauuult,” Yuudachi opines, crossing her arms and blowing a strand of blonde hair out of her face with a huff. “Shimikaze dragged me out shopping, like, because I'm good with that kind of stuff and Shoukaku doesn't understand the speedy needy or-”

“NEED FOR SPEED!” someone interjects from the shoreline.

“That,” Yuudachi confirms.

“WILLIE! WILLIE!” the other girl is shouting. “I FOUND YOU A MORE AMERICAN PRACTICE OUTFIT!”

“She wouldn't, like, take no for an answer!” Yuudachi moans. “It's-it's-” she lets her shoulders slump along with her expression. “I'm tired, poooooooi~”

You turn to the other girl, who's trying to flag down Willie with a truly microscopic pair of cut-off jean shorts and “-dear fucking Christ what the FUCK are you NOT wearing!?”
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Oh hey there's a poi, looks like shopping put yuudachi in a better mood, problem solved
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Finally, Settle meets Shimikaze.
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>>43879450
>poooooooi
She has finally poi'd for the first time since Shigure's incarceration
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>>43879450
>Shimikaze
Welp. Practice aborted, brain bleach urgently requested.
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>>43879450
Best girl.
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>>43879450
>"-dear fucking Christ what the FUCK are you NOT wearing!?

Don't even ask, Settle. That shit would NOT fly in the Royal Navy. I think four destroyers tried it and got told in no uncertain terms to lengthen their skirts or be slapped with an NJP
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>>43879170
Don't forget to patch to latest version.for delicious side views
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>>43879450

>Yuudachi talks like a Valley Girl

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE POI, PLANEFAG

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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>>43879519
She'll get over it when she upgrades, don't worry.
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>>43879519
I thought that was basically the English equivalent of poi anyway
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The other blonde turns to look at you. Your eyes follow the loose ends of the black hair ribbon, which peak and cant high over her head like rabbit-ears. Your growing horror drags your vision back down to her completely puzzled, slightly tilted face, then down... down... down. Her moderately normalish looking uniform shirt has been cut down and neatly rehemmed, baring her shoulders and midriff. A scrap of ruffled fabric so small that it insults everything skirts stand for wreaths her upper thighs - not her waist and sure as HELL not her hips, because you can see the black lines of some pretty skimpy underwear hugging her delicate hipbones where they rise right past the elastic hem. The striped thigh-high socks and high-heels are just icing on the slutcake.

You open your mouth and promptly close it again.

She purses her lips curiously, and flaps the short shorts in one hand while holding up an equally revealing t-shirt in the other. “These.”

The world starts to revolve slowly as your last breath goes stale in your lungs.

[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.
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>>43879519
But anon, that's basically what 'poi' is!
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>>43879450
*snaps fingers*

Oh, right. Settle's never actually SEEN Shimikaze before, has he?
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>>43879170
>Rule The Waves

the fug is dis
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>>43879542
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
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>>43879542
>[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.
*whistle*
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>>43879542
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>43879542
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

rollan for SAN loss
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>>43879542
[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.
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>>43879542
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
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>>43879542
>[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.
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>>43879542
>[x] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
>[x] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

>>43879554
>*snaps fingers*
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>>43879542
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
This seems like a problem best handled bluntly.
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>>43879554
>*snaps fingers*
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>>43879542
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
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>>43879554
Stop emoting.
Also he saw her in the SHARP video, but didn't register it at the time
>>43879542
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
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>>43879542


Can we pull a Ro-500 and convert Seamen Can into a proper DD?

>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
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[X] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
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>>43879450
>>43879542
Haha, time for brain fucking!

>[x] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
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>>43879542
[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.
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>>43879542
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
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>>43879574
We still have sanity to loose?!
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>>43879542
>[X] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
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>>43879542
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
Why are you dressed like you belong in the red light district, sailor?
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[x] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
[x] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

We're going to get Shimakaze'd...
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>>43879542
>[x] "What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?"

That outfit would get any adults accompanying her arrested on suspicion of child prostitution. She NEEDS to be made to see that.
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>>43879542
[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
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>>43879542
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
"I know this base is just one giant uniform violation, but since when has fucking STRIPPER GEAR been approved for use on duty?! Either put something on, or take something off, right now!"
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>[X]Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
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>>43879542
>[X] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
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>>43879542
>>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
>>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

FULL SPEED AHEAD, GENTLEMEN.
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>>43879618
Not in grorious nippon
She's just a filthy cosplayer
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>[X] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
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>>43879542
>[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.
Farewell, hallucination~
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>>43879542
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.

WITH A SIDE OF

[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
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>>43879542
>[o] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
>[o] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
I think it is actually beyond us to discipline, or even make the sluttiest of shipsluts understand what she's doing wrong, but we can at least try, right? What's the worst that could happen? We weren't using those SAN points anyway.

>>43879574
And you bastards thought the FAIRIES were bad. They are NOTHING on Shimakaze
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>>43879542
>[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.

This. Not while we're in Hamp's and DesDiv6 visual range.

>>43879564
Dude, you don't know? I thought you'd be married to it.
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>>43879542
>[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.

The thong that made kan colle so popular.
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>>43879542
>[x] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.

Inspect the trees. No proper coastline is to be fully adequate without high quality trees.
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>>43879564

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U9hPsPipXg

Rule the Waves [s]Tog[/s]
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>>43879541
>>43879548
Yes and no. Poi means 'like' as in the comparison, but the relevant thing here is the meaning, not the sound. If one were to be anal about localization, she'd be add -ish (e.g "this looks flag-ish (as in similar to a flag)) to everything.
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>>43879594
>Also he saw her in the SHARP video, but didn't register it at the time
He actually thought she was a stripper hired for the video.
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>>43879564
You don't know RTW? Basically you take the role of the head of navy for a power at the turn of the century, and have to design ships, build them, manage focuses to research less-retarded things like superimposed turrets, and talk shit to everybody else to build Prestige and then crush them when they declare war because you fucked at em
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>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
>[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.
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>>43879542
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
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>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
>>43879564
Someone took Solaris Skunk Works/MegaMekLab and built a pre WWI Navy simulator.

60% of the game is designing warships with the technology R&D has produced and putting them in the ocean mere weeks after the march of technology has rendered them obsolete, 30% is based around being a jingoistic warmongerer and helping dictate national policy, and 10% is fightan pixelbatles where There Is Something Wrong With Your Ships Today
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>>43879650
>ciassified
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>>43879698
>I'm CIA
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>>43879713
Well, at least you're not Revolver Ocelot.
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Maybe Nab a dragons uniform?
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>>43879668
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>>43879688

oh my god.
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>>43879542

[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”

Also

>"ARIZONA! ARIZONA I NEED AN ADULT!"

Call to her with our moral terror.
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>>43879542
>[X] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
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>>43879728
Not quite.
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>>43879542 #
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
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>>43879754
pity their store is steam powered.

No, not Gaben.

Bring coal.
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>>43879713
>>43879698
Dr. Jeanne
I'm cooru
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>>43879650
>bust classified per request of BuShips
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>>43879754
On an unrelated note, you have the best taste in reaction face girls.
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>>43879791
SHUT UP CASTER
JUST
SHUT UP
You're making all of the Caster class look bad.
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>>43879542
>[ ] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”
>[ ] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
>[ ] Find something else to look at, ANYTHING else to look at - she's practically naked and if the girls see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.
CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN
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>>43879768
She won't answer. She's still pissed off at Settle.
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>>43879564
>>43879676
>>43879688
I need to find a way to pirate the fuck out of this... Because I am not paying $35 for that. I'd pay if it was like £10, but not $35

Wait... OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE

Guys, planefag is going to use this to design NEW ABYSSALS THAT HAVE NEVER SAILED. What the hell have we DONE?!
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>>43879754
Can't wait for a DLC to do this.
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>>43879542
>[x] “What in the actual fuck are you wearing, sailor?”

I suppose now's as good a time as any to bring it up. I have a Part 3, but there's no way in Hell I'll be up when the write-ups are usually posted. Want me to link a pastebin when the thread starts to die?
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>>43879845
Y O U R P A R A N O I A P L E A S E S T H E C A B A L
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>>43879853
You could probably toss it to planefag to drop at the end
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>>43879845
Made shit real.
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>>43879853

Yes, please! Also pm me faget
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>>43879542
>see you blushing they'll never let you hear the end of it.

But don't think I didn't fucking see that, you fucking powernerd.
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>>43879845
...I thought he already knew about it.

I have dishonoraburud my entire famiry.

Also, if you find of a way tell me. I'll probably get it in a week or so with the birthday shopping spree.
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>>43877608
What kind do you drink Planefag?
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Every thread.
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>>43879851

>pagoda arch bridging two ships
>spiral pagoda
>pagoda rocketship
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>>43879894
What can make YOU blush, jarhead?
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>>43879728
Revolver Ocelot
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>>43879906
As a side note, the rest of the players in my mutants and masterminds game finally figured out that I was playing a boat.
Probably because I got a search radar
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>>43879933
Being surrounded by Iowa-class battleships, perhaps?
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>>43879851
Dude.

You can make profile views in the game with the latest version.

You can make them as pagoda as you like now
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VOTES CALLED

>>43879951

ahahah wow
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>>43879933
Wanton violence against sweaty otakus.
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>>43879845
>OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE
introduced him to the badnaughts?
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>>43879945
Revolver Oshawott
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I wonder why Shimakaze doesn't just go for a swimsuit.
Maybe because she associates it with the submarines, who are slow as shit?
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>>43879965
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>>43879994
The fuck am I looking at?
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>>43880000
>the quads
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>>43879994
Is that... is that 28k tons of secondaries?

What the fuck, man.
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>>43880024
Britain never invented centerline turrets. It is now 1930 and all they have....
are the badnaughts.

http://nws-online DAT proboards DAT com/thread/449/badnoughts-experiment
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>>43880000
All according to plan.
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>>43880030
I bet the Patriots did this.
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>>43879994
>8 inch secondary guns

wat
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>>43880049
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>43879994
>>43880049

>that link
>those pictures
>those fucking commandments

I don't think I have ever reached a point of such confusion as I have now.
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>>43880049
What is this?

What utter insanity is this?
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>>43880049
I'm not sure which is more insulting- those designs, or the fact that they apparently performed well
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>>43880049
Holy shit
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>>43880049
My even has timeslipped straight out of this existance.
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>>43880049
Cute.
That battlecruiser is fucking great.
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>>43880252
>King Crimon's IT JUST WORKS face goes here
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>>43880049
>Final Badnaught
>Six 18 inchers
>8 17 inchers
>all are still in single turrets
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>>43880217
I think you mean utter amusement.
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>>43879933

Wouldn't you like to fucking know
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>>43880325
Yes, I too would like to know. For reasons.
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>>43879933
Hand holding.
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>>43880325
[DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES]
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>>43880357
Hey, Tatsuta, how'd your sister loose her eye? It it really from a mishap with an ebay sword?
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>>43880325

I'd say his Husbando Settle getting into a dangerous situation because of Anons causing TsunTsun reactions.
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>>43880379
>Implying Tenryuu actually lost an eye
She's maximum chuunimomboat
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>>43880274
I think the other King Crimson face fits better, actually.

... Or it would, if the image limit wasn't reached.
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>>43880304
That's still in debate.
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>>43880388
>>43880379
One of her searchlights got shot out.
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>>43880379
Lost a searchlight at Savo Island.
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>>43880390
I bet Mister Zeppeli did this.
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>>43880426
Nah, this one
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/In_the_Court_of_the_Crimson_King_-_40th_Anniversary_Box_Set_-_Front_cover.jpeg
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>>43880439
Ah, that one. Pretty good.
>Speedwagon withdraws coolly
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>>43880379
https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/f898e608ae4298c1f7235b5e841bbbbe.jpg
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>>43879542
>[x] Close your eyes, then open them again. You've taken a lot of blows to the head in the last week - you can't possibly be seeing this right. The bunny ears are a step too far for anyone. TOO FAR.
speedbutt is right in the uncanny valley of the cute/sexy curve. god dammit japan, stop sexualising children.
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>>43880498
no
keep doing it japan

just keep it 2d
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>>43880386
Hate certainly got a fucking erection watching that video of us murdering two experienced YAKUZA NINJAS by ourselves with a fucking sword.
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>>43880498
Japan is the hero that the internet needs.
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>>43880515
That was a boner of platonic brotherhood and manly sympathy.
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>>43880473
You should post the link to the danbooru page instead of the direct link to the picture, because it has a translation https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1912145
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Nu thread?
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>>43880515
Sendai also had a pretty huge ladyboner as well
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>>43880571
I should, but I was just going to paste in the image to post it before realizing the image limit had been reached and I was too lazy to open the page again and get the real link
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>>43880572
We've got a while to go.
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>>43880515
Bara, right?
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>>43880572
I hope so, We already hit the image limit and I have a pic I wanted to post too.
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>>43880572
Sad, isn't it? It's the popularity and the time PF needs to produce quality updates.

I'm all for him taking the time he needs.
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>>43880670
oh shit, dyslexic lewds tonight?

sickendbutcurious.jpg
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>>43880670
lewdfic coming up?
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>>43880714
>>43880753
Indeed. Just because I felt demented, I added in Settle, Hate, and Naka in it as well.
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>>43880803
Oh Christ, here we go.
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>>43880803
I'm gonna need a bigger trash can.
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>>43880803
Where do I purchase my first-class tickets on this magical trainwreck sir?
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>>43880803
With how shit this UF-FSU game is going, I'm kinda looking forward to this if only to give me something to laugh at.
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>>43880803
I welcome the dementia
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>>43880803
this shits starting to get serious.
>>
I'm terrified in a curious sort of way.
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>>43880803
General quarters, general quarters! All barf bags man your battle stations, this is not a drill! Away the damage control lockers!
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>>43880803
DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WE GO
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Huh I just realized that we've gone 8 pages without Kongou dessing up the thread.
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>>43880858
What game is that?

>>43880922
Speak of the (she-)devil and (s)he will appear.
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>>43880803
I need more booze for this
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>>43880922
She's too busy spying on Goto to shitpost.
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>>43880935
>>43880935
Who're you calling a she-devil!
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>>43880803
Why this dess?
What did Kongou ever do to deserve this dess?
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>>43880935
Handegg, mate
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>>43880976
It's a saying.

>>43880984
See. Speak of someone, they'll show up!
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>>43880935
Football game, or handegg if you're communist. Dunno how familiar a hivemind ship can be with it.
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>>43880984
Oh hey, Kongou. I had a pic to show you, but we hit the image limit.
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>>43880922
FUCKING JINX IT FUCKSHIT
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>>43880858
>With how shit this UF-FSU game is going, I'm kinda looking forward to this if only to give me something to laugh at.
GO NOLES. It really is a slugfest though.
>Football game, or handegg if you're communist. Dunno how familiar a hivemind ship can be with it.
It's a big deal in the state of Florida.
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>>43881012
Ahhhh. Okay. The acronyms were confusing me.
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>>43880984
Kongou did you really dess Goto so hard that you knocked him and yourself right out the window of his office?
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>>43878896

What game?
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>>43881042
Florida State University and University of Florida. Pretty big deal.
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>>43881037
Why can't Harris go and stay go? I was about this close to suicide watch when Grier was suspended.

Also, fuck you.
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>>43881076
>>43881097
Well, I hope it goes better.
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>>43881097
It'll be okay Anon. At least UF got rid of Muschamp, right? Sent him packing to my alma mater where he gets us bullshit penalties
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>>43881148
Prepare for your entire team getting PMSD: Post-Muschamp Stress Disorder.

It'll take a few seasons to get over it.
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>>43879790
FUCK me, you weren't joking. I gave up trying to get it free. "Allow up to a working day to receive your activation code." This is 2015! What kind of operation are they even running?!
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>>43880803
...

...What the hell, wouldn't be the first time. Do I take it like a champ?
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>>43881241
Naka, please don't joke about it.
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>>43881241
Is there any other way to take it?
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>>43881275

Like a bitch?
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>>43881241
Hope so.

Wouldn't want you turning abyssal while Harder's balls-deep inside ya.
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>>43881241
>...
I'd use a disproving reaction pic if I could.
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>>43881241

You have to take 3 to be the champ.
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>>43881260
What, taking it like a champ? Getting crammed full of torpedoes by a lone wolf sub without a pack? Being sandwiched in the suspended sternshatter position while getting DP'd by air-dropped torpedoes and bombs? Smoking an oxygen torpedo until it explodes all over me?

...Or are we talking about the hundred-odd pages of rule 34 that you lot have spawned in the less-than-two-years I've been back?
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>>43881303
You have to take John Cena to be the champ
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>>43881241
You sure do, smiling all the way. In a good way too. But I don't want to spoil it just yet. Loading it up into a paste bin now.
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>>43881317
Yes
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>>43881317

>soon.jpg

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2192182?tags=naka_%28kantai_collection%29
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>>43881331
You terrify me further with very post you make.
Is sadism your fetish?
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>>43881317
Yes.

Honestly, I understand your disgust. But please, remember that you have people who do care.

Anyone else, doesn't matter.
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>>43880803

Keep my name out your fucking mouth.
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>>43881380
does it only work if theres Iowa and Yamato
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>>43881395
He likes 18 inch guns, if you know what I mean.
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>>43881324
Obligatory
https://youtu.be/elsCIYag1OU
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You can hear your own breath as it rasps through your mouth, dry and hoarse. “Sailor, what in the actual fuck are you WEARING?”

The shipgirl raises one dubious eyebrow, leaning back slightly as if you might lunge forward and bite her. She looks down at herself cautiously to verify her garments. “Clothes.”

You close your eyes, take a deep breath and count to ten, the image of a smiling, swaying seaman clutching a starfish to his chest hovering in your mind as you prepare to deliver Captain's Mast; a ceremony invented by Ajax. That terrible strength is rising within you. You open your eyes and behold the horror anew, still intact and still looking at you like you're a bit thick-headed.

“Why, exactly,” you begin, “are you wearing a stripper's outfit?”

She purses her lips at you, shaking her head with fists on her hips. “Yakeetoku, I know Americans are bad at making fast clothes, like that flap at the last Olympics, but I expected an Annapolis man to know better!”

You feel your pulse pounding in your head, your wrath rising - you can almost feel the splintered timber in your hands, begging to be unleashed. “WHY ARE YOU WEARING A STRIPPER'S OUTFIT!?”
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>>43881380
It's too late, Lieutenant. He's already written it.
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>>43881395

Don't give the little fuck ideas.
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>>43881331
post the link next thread and a link to your pastebin
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>>43881416

Too late.

you can fit 2 18inches.
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>>43881410
Shimakaze is immune to his rage.
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>>43881317
i'd say your fan reception has been quite warm considering you're a common and undesirable booby prize in a virtual pachinko machine
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The girl tucks the garments under one arm, closes her eyes and raises one gloved finger to the sky. “In the Golden Age of piracy,” she begins, “pirate crews would often take captured prizes of the right size - such as a sloop; roughly equivalent to a modern destroyer - and cut down their superstructure to reduce topside weight and wind resistance so they could go fast enough to catch any prey and outdistance their enemies.” She gestures to her body with her hand, finishing with a flourish by the skirt. “I have carefully calculated the efficiency benefits of this particular cut-down style as the highest practically achievable.” She raises the new clothes and smiles. “Willie Dee doesn't have *~my~* high-pressure boilers, but she's a wonderfully sleek little thing and with the proper equipment, she can compete with the best~” she finishes, touching her own chest to identify 'the best.'

“SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTAKAZIE!” comes Sammy's hoarse rattling roar from the water. You glance over to see Hamp holding her shoulder, with Sendai holding *his,* both of them slowly being dragged towards shore as Sammy kicks up a massive fantail, her toes rising out of the water as she guns her boilers for all they're worth. “COOOOOCK JUUUUGGGLING CRANKSHAFT POLISHING FUUUDGEPACKIN BILGE-LICKIN BEBARNACLED HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR!” A dark black cloud is wafting around Hamp's hat now, smoke pouring from Sammy's stacks as her little hands reach out for the blonde, strangling the air.

“You, uh, know each other?” you manage.

“HI SAMMY!” she says, waving. “She's slow, but she's so cuuuute~” She giggles.
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>>43881410
oh boy here we go
[revving intensifies].gif
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The phrase “high pressure boilers” clicks in your head. “You're... Shimakazie?”

She preens. “One and the same. Reporting for practice, sir!” She salutes crisply, the short-shorts hitting her in the face and making her giggle again. “Permission to redress Willie before we commence maneuvers?”

You raise your glasses and check on Willie - she's trying to hide behind two other destroyers and stealing guilty glances at Shimakaze every now and then.


[ ] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.
[ ] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
[ ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
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>>43881468
>[ ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
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>>43881468
>[X] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>>43881468
>[ ] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>>43881468
>[X] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.

Gives no fucks.gif
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>>43881468
>[ ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
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>>43881468
>[x] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>>43881468
Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>>43881468
>[x] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.
PIXELFAG WHERE ARE YOU?!
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>>43881468
>[ ] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.
>[ ] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
>[ ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
Sanloss confirmed.


Also, Planefag confirmed for buddhist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBFD6GZ9tw8
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>>43881468
>[ ] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
"Worry about outfits after the exercise."
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>>43881468
>[ ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
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>>43881468
>[ ] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.
At the rate we're going maybe picking the obviously bad decision will actually work out!
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>>43881468
[x] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.

Not a chance in hell this will win but why the hell not.
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>>43881468
>[ ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
It's an experiment to see if clothes make you slow/giving them a handicap to keep up with you
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>>43881348
It seems to happen in my wake with out me doing anything to make it happen.
>>43881380
Too late.
>>43881416
It's not me you need to worry about, it's those other shipgirls. They have already started to make it. And H-Mangas too.
>>43881417
Will do.
>>43881468
[ ] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.
Man, Willie needs all the friends she can get.
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>>43881468
>[X] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>>43881468
>[ ] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
We have more important things to worry about than Shimikaze raising the wrong kinds of morale, so long as she doesn't drag Willie into it. She can be Willie's friend without dressing her up
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>>43881468
>[ ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
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>>43881468
>[x] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.

Misery loves company.
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>>43881442
Incidentally it seems your Shimakaze is slightly perkier and less autistic than writefag's. Still just as dense, though.
Interesting.
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>>43881468
>[ ] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
We begin our journey to the Goto side.
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>>43881317
>the hundred-odd pages of rule 34
That is mostly due to the anime and/or you being an extra for Sendai.
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>>43881468
>[X] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.

Maybe Pixelfag will draw Willie and Shimakaze racing together in this new outfit
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>>43881468
>[ ] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
There is a valid point that, since their appearance is affected by their structure, actual attempts to increase her speed by cutting down on unnecessary components would leave her in a whore's outfit, and that her prostitute-like clothing is a necessary result of such attempts.
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>>43881468
>[X] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>>43881468
>>[X] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>>43881468
>[X] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>[X] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.
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>>43881468
>[x] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR

Here's a thought for later - Clock Shima's speeds in varying states of dress.
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>>43881468
>Performance-improving modifications have to go through proper channels Shimikaze, at least for our girls. Ask Goto for the proper paperwork and we'll see if it gets approved. For now, just get in the water.
COUNTERTROLL
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>>43881468
>[ ] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>>43881468
>[ ] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.

Oh God this is too funny, AND WE CAN TROLL SAMMY AT THE SAME TIME OHmyGod this is AMAZING.
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>>43881468
>[X] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
Freaking out is only going to accelerate the SAN loss.
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>>43881290
>Wouldn't want you turning abyssal while Harder's balls-deep inside ya.
Implying that isn't his fetish.

>>43881468
>[x] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>>43881468
>[ ] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.

Goddamit. Just goddammit.
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“Permission to redress Willie before we commence maneuvers?”
Denied.
[X] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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page nine faggot
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>>43881557
Oh god, this.
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>>43881468
>[X] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.
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>>43881468
Any vote will result in hilarity.

So I'll be an ironic conservative.

[X] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
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>>43881468
>[X] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>>43881468
[ ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
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>>43881468
>[ ] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>>43881468
[ ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
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>>43881557
Seconded
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>>43881468
>[x] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.

Sammy needs friends.
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>>43881468

>[X] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR

(This is a GOOD idea, FYI.)
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>>43881468
>[x] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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>>43881468
[x] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
some day you'll have to watch your daughter go out clubbing dressed like that. she'll probably shack up with some army puke and get teen pregnant.
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>>43881468
> ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR

clothe the slut
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>>43881468
>[ ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
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>>43881468
>[X] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR

Settle has gone bye bye
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>>43881583
>So I'll be an ironic
Stop right there, hipster scum!
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>>43881468
>[ ] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.

Clint.jpg
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>>43881557
>Performance-improving modifications have to go through proper channels Shimikaze, at least for our girls. Ask Goto for the proper paperwork and we'll see if it gets approved. For now, just get in the water.

Now THAT sounds like a plan.
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>>43881468
>[o] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.

Also, what the HELL kind of history do Shimakaze and Sammy HAVE?! I DEMAND storytime!

What this guy said too. >>43881557 Willie DOES need friends, but she does NOT need the stripper's outfit.
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clearly the one who needs shimakaze'd clothing is sammy, because of aforesaid lack of speed. She needs all the knots she can get!
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>>43881616
[ ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR

fuck this shit, we have regs for a reason
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>>43881612
>some day you'll have to watch your daughter go out clubbing dressed like that
Ok.
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>>43881612
>some day you'll have to watch your daughter go out clubbing dressed like that. she'll probably shack up with some army puke and get teen pregnant.
is this hell
of course it is, we're here aren't we
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>>43881557
Haha yes
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>>43881635
>She needs all the knots she can get!

Willie does not need a corgie orgy
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>>43881612
tfw no daughteru
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>[ ] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.

no brakes on this train

no

brakes
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>>43881468

>[X] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.
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>>43881623

STOVE
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>>43881637
Voting for that is fine, doing it ironically is not.
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>>43881468
>[X] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
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>>43881557
This seems like a bad idea.

Next thing we know Goto will be giving us the stink-eye because Shimakaze handed him a multi page write-up on why her clothing choice is best that he can't logically refute.
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>>43881663
>[X] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
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>>43881653
Yeah, of course not, she's already got one.
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>>43881540
>>43881468
Add this
>Performance-improving modifications have to go through proper channels Shimikaze, at least for our girls. Ask Goto for the proper paperwork and we'll see if it gets approved. For now, just get in the water.
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>>43881557
Backing.
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>>43881681
good
anyways the clear out for that is just that
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>[ ] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.

This'll teach her confidence!
or break her, who knows.
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>>43881468
> Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
>Performance-improving modifications have to go through proper channels Shimikaze, at least for our girls. Ask Goto for the proper paperwork and we'll see if it gets approved. For now, just get in the water.

YESSSSSS
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>>43881681
You're forgetting that Goto is a goddamn troll. The admirals get a giggle, and Settle gets an excuse that Shimikaze can't easily question when the 'request' is 'denied'
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>>43881557
Oh god yes this.
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>>43881468
>[X] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR

This shit may fly in Japan, but this is a base of AMERICA.
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>>43881612
>she'll probably shack up with some army puke and get teen pregnant.
>army puke
Is that better or worse than an airman?
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>>43881468
Changing >>43881498
to backing >>43881557

Captcha, pine tree are not palm trees
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>>43881616
You're right, I should have said "I'll be conservative."

Because the progressives are making me conservative, that's why.
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>>43881732
Which will never happen because Shimakaze's clothing is too good of a fire starter to exclude from the story.
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>>43881747
Depends on if said army puke's commissioned or not.
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>>43881468
>[ ] ... what the hell. Willie needs a few more friends. I'll allow it.
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>>43881747
Best.
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>>43881766
>[ ] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR
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>>43881741
Where do you think we are.
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>>43881557
Oh god! Change my vote to this!
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>>43881762
God help us if he's a butter bar... or worse a MEDCOM butter bar.
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>>43881760
>Because the progressives are making me conservative
Off to /pol/ with you.
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>>43881468
Seconding this
>>43881557
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>>43881435
She lost him.
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>>43881468
>[X] Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
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BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR

I don't like Shimakaze
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>>43881779
Every country in the world belongs to America.
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>>43881788
Still better than a civ.
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>>43881790
>/pol/ is bad
>>>/marxism/
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>>43881843
I like her thong.
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Hey Crix? You gonna post MILFboat date tonight?
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>>43881902
Make like Hitler and kill yourself. You fuckfaces lost ww2.
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>>43881468
>[x] BORROW HAMP'S JACKET FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS EXERCISE THAT IS AN ORDER JE-SUS CHRIST ON A MOTORCYCLE AND MOSES IN THE SIDECAR

Why are you guys bullying Willie?
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>>43881868
Name for easier identification (Cause I'm one of those fucking pricks). Aye, this is true. Every service is better than civ.
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NEW THREAD GOING UP VERY SOON
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>>43881957
BECAUSE WE CAN!
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>>43881957
Why would I ever not bully Willie?
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> Just... just get in the goddamn water and join the goddamn exercise before I kill myself, both of you.
>Performance-improving modifications have to go through proper channels Shimikaze, at least for our girls. Ask Goto for the proper paperwork and we'll see if it gets approved. For now, just get in the water.
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>>43881975
But POGs get bullied all the time.
And don't get me started on the Marine Water Technicians.
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>>43881957

Because she's just too goddamn easy to bully, and the outcome is always hilarious except when it isn't, which is never.
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>>43882029
>>43881993

Man, you guys really want her to end up like Shigure, don't you?
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>>43882023
I'm lucky that the vast majority of my interaction with the USMC boys is when they're doped out of their fucking minds. Cause that's about the only time I can deal with em. Stop the bullying, we POGs don't deserve it!
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>>43881957
waifu lost to daughteru last time and only produced a little fizz of drama, planefag's new angle is to drive a wedge of jailbait between the pedos and the puritans, then sit back making the ikari gendo reflecting glasses face while /tg/ punches itself in the whyboner
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>>43882096

Well, as long as the Infantry insists on stroking their "I GET SHOT AT HURRRRR"-boner, good luck mate.
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>>43881981
what won?
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>>43882123
The joke's on you, we're pedopuritans. Shimakaze can be all the slutty she wants but she better dress properly while she does it.
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>>43882123
I suspect we'll soon have the choice to get back to waifu-wars.

Oh yes.
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>>43882062
https://youtu.be/6hkNuykz2RE?t=2m19s
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>>43882195
Best carrier crew represent.
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>>43882180
Speak for yourself. I oppose all efforts to make Shimakaze wear more clothing. The entertainment value of her normal outfit is too good to pass up.

Just imagine when the otakus get a load of that.
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>>43882217
They've already blown their load over it. Multiple times.
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>>43882217
More like "get a load off", amirite?
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>>43882212

Speaking of Carriers...

I've got some photos I'm gonna drop next thread.
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>>43882157
My usual response to that is "Can I see bone?" "Is it some where vital?" "No?" "Then shut up, nut up, and sit there until I fix." It would surprise you just how much people squirm when they've been shot and they want you to pay attention but your tracking between three patients at once, and juggling you're absolutely DUMBASS 2LTs who couldn't find their own ass, nevermind the fucking medical equipment I need. This is why I love the NCO's and my SPCs, they know things, most everythings.
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>>43882217
As I said in my vote, I just can't bring myself to care that she's dressed like that. So long as she's not dragging other people into it and making them uncomfortable, we've bigger fish to fry
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>>43882258
>As I said in my vote, I just can't bring myself to care that she's dressed like that. So long as she's not dragging other people into it and making them uncomfortable, we've bigger fish to fry
This too.
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>>43882257
Christ... I should drink less when I'm typing. The grammar it's basically existent.
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>>43882257
HAHA
A
H
A

Butterbars get rekt
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>>43881915
why do you assume its a date
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>>43882306
I give em shit, but I was one once, so I can't say to much I guess.
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>>43882334
rendezvous in a love hotel, whatever
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>>43882257
>It would surprise you just how much people squirm when they've been shot

ANGEL OF FUCKING MERCY RIGHT HERE FOLKS

RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES
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>>43882410

Bruh, Nurses/Medics/Corpsmen are all from that magical world of "I will heal you with my magical healing/beating stick, and you will shut the fuck up and take it."
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>>43882410
An Army vet friend of mine is terrified of medics, in a totally serious way.
And he is totally batshit insane in a very serious fucking way.
So it says something that an actual psychopath was scared of his medic.
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>>43882471
>>43882410
Who PJ here
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>>43882471
With out a doubt, this is true fact. But you love us anyways!
>>
Only 600-odd posts. We're slowing down.
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>>43882485
Dude I'm active army. My ENTIRE brigade is afraid of medics. The SGT major who was station in West Fucking Germany is afraid of medics
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>>43882410
>>43882471
Moving is a bad idea when you're wounded.Most doctors will tell patients to stop moving.

No one fucking listens. Which is understandable, because it hurts. But it doesn't fucking help.

So most medical personnel start to get a bit... jaded and cynical about it.

And that's for civilian hospitals. I can't imagine for Military ones.
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>>43882506
Or else?
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>>43882527
I spent (thankfully little) time in the sandbox, and my belt was more frequently strapping a patient to a chair or table then it was on my fast cause they kept fucking squirming! Apparently it started the rumor that "Some crazed Nurse Prac. is giving people the belt!" that was not a fun visit from the commanding general.
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My grandfather was a surgeon in WW2, and it pleases me greatly to see medic terror stories reaffirm half the insane shit I've heard about him.
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>>43882569
Oh goody, an anon that understands, now if only the boys from aviation repair would learn that. And also learn to stop fucking playing football with wrenchs the size of my forearm.
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>>43882576
>giving people the belt
>IT'S BELT TIME
>NO MEDIC NO
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>>43882598

The thing about medic terror stories is this: They're always true.


ALWAYS.
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>>43882485

Dude, in the next thread I'll post that .k. screencap of the army medic who assraped a guy because he was sick of them showing up at his doorstep at 3AM for a sober-me-up IV. Trust me - WE KNOW.
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>>43882576
>>43882606
>>43882614
i didn't know Nurses/Medics/Corpsmen were this scary.
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>>43882614

What this fucking squid said. Why the fuck do you think most of us try to avoid the medics as long as fucking possible?
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>>43882608
... Do I look like a fucking medic to you? I'm a god damn NURSE PRACTITIONER! I enjoy my job of patching people up back in my nice cushy hospitals and and less cushy field hospitals, I am not out there with the rest of the groundpounders shooting things.
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>>43882598
Spill?
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>>43882614
[citation the fuck needed] on these, I have zero proof but his old uniform, but:
>Grandpa apparently enlisted, was a Captain
>got promoted to Major but was on the move constantly, promotion never caught up with him
>someone in command is cycled out and someone else put in
>immediately decides to send a bunch of experienced vets in the theater back to basic
>grandfather 1: wants to be out there saving lives, and 2: is insane
>promotion to Major catches up to him
>finds a Captain drilling a bunch of rookies on how to operate a tank
>orders them all out
>fuck you, I'm a Major
>hijacks tank
>drives it up an embankment, flips it over
>takes thirty guys to roll it onto one side so he can crawl out

I want to believe.
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>>43882576
Civilian or military, patients are patients.

By which I mean, they have no patience.

>>43882598
If he was a surgeon, your Granfather was probably in a league of his own. Like all surgeons.

There's a reason it is said that God has a Surgeon Complex.

>>43882614
They're often true because the patient didn't fucking listen.

I have three family members who are (civilian) medical professionals. The sheer amount of "I know better than the trained specialist" idiocy most patients have... It's unreal.
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>>43882644
Hey now, it doesn't count as rape if the sign on the door is advertising an assfucking
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>>43882662
W A T

A

T
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>>43882606
I'll be good pleasenotthecatheterIcanstand!
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>>43882644
Oh this sounds so amusing! I must see it!

Seriously captcha, enough with the damn Turkey already!
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>>43882684
... Yeah, catheters are often the "Fuck you, asshole." move of medical professionals.

Still, they'll only use it when it's justifiable. Otherwise they'd end up before the Board.
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>>43882519
Is that why they never issue side arms to the Medical Corp in WW2?
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>>43882680
>gets drunk
>wanders off a ways somewhere in Franceistan, loses sense of direction
>artillery shelling starts
>runs into the forest
>hugs a tree
>hugs it out the entire time

>some time later
>a few new guys in my grandpa's group
>shelling starts
>old hat for grandpa by now, new guys visibly scared
>turns to the guy next to him as the ordnance falls, asks him for a coke
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>>43882729
Please not the Board anything but the Board. IswearIllbegood!
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>>43882736
No, that's because medics are protected by the Geneva Convention as long as they're unarmed. Not that that stops some people.
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>>43882662
What type of tank was it?
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>>43882744
No fucks were given that day.
>Eugene Roe goes here
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>>43882773
A 'MURICAN one, Yukarin.
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>>43882773
This. Didn't a lot of tanks have an escape hatch on the bottom?
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>>43882755
... You don't have to fear the Medical Review Board unless you fucked up.

Did you fuck up?
>>
This one's a topical ghost story but I've got nothing in the way of evidence or connection to it.

> WW1
> Americans limp away from a hard fight. They won but the boys are fucked up. There's not enough supplies, not enough time, and for those who can survive their wounds the w inter is waiting to claim them.
> Medic does everything he can but in the end it's a matter of just running out of fucking supplies.
> Soldiers go to sleep knowing most of them aren't waking back up.
> Except no. Everyone wakes back up. Wounds have been bandaged with some kind of tough leather. People have gotten vital blood tranfusions, which, lolwhat?
> Medic is gone. Where the /fuck/ is the medic?
> They find a trail of footprints heading off into the snow, small droplets of blood scattered along the path.
> Track them to the end, deeper into the forest.
> Sitting against a tree, like he just sat down after a long day, is a skinless corpse, dry as a mummy, still in a uniform.
> It's wearing the medic's dog tags.
> File a report when they can.
> Spend rest of life drinking it away.
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>>43881981
https://youtu.be/NUxI09AS8MI?t=19m16s
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>>43882828
Last I checked I didn't. It's just the thought of being brought before the Board is scary enough.
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>>43882845
EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL SERVE
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
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>>43882818
I wouldn't be surprised if his nutjob grandpa was simply unaware of it.
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>>43882845
You forgot the part where none of them survived the war. And that they were Germans.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Medic
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>>43882877
Yeah, I know. Any medical professional worth their salt fears fucking up bad enough to be dragged before it.

Except surgeons. But they're surgeons.
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>>43882773
>>43882818
I have no idea, and what >>43882894 said. He was not a tanker, he was a surgeon. An actual medical doctor, in civilian life. He met my grandmother as a nurse in ...I think Hawaii stateside.
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>>43882928
Honestly I heard the story from someone else, something like ten years ago. I'm just glad I got the outline right.
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>>43882931
Besides, he was a Major. Why should he have to climb out the escape hatch? Stop being lazy, private, and LIFT!
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>>43882929
And seriously, fuck those guys. A surgeon once tried to tell some of my nurses what to do, nurses mind you he had no business trying to order around, then he got pissy when they didn't. and then I dressed him the fuck down cause you don't fucking do that, especially not with my lovable little gravy boats.
>>
new bread when
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>>43883035
When you finally count how many breads you've eaten in your life.
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>>43883035
Never. It's too late, planefag is going to fall asleep on his keyboard and everyone will have blue balls.
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>>43882996
It's the training and working atmosphere. They are the absolute authority in their OR. No one else. It skews their perception of their own importance.

Mind, they do need that level of self-confidence for the operations. You can't second guess yourself when you're elbow-deep in someone's guts. Or worse, have someone ELSE second guessing you.

If only they'd remember to leave that mindset in the OR more often.

Mind, if he was one of the (oh so rare) surgeons who actually do the follow up on their patients, he might have had some right to tell your nurses about what treatments to provide to his patient.

I'll assume it wasn't about the follow-up on a patient, though.



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