Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarroTali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bCTali's Notes: http://pastebin.com/XW3TrhfRQuest Log: http://pastebin.com/N1XaEFB9Journal Entry #29: Today I learned that dragons are super hard to tame. Also! Comfy magic does not work on them. But my glamour seems to, at least.Ninety-Nine Copper has her new shop set up and it's doing well. It's gonna be class soon so I'll write again after!
>>43894155I wonder what implications of that carrot are.
Ha ha time for Lewd! shenanigans!
"Most people have wards." Elza explains. "It protects them from just about anything. But, in his infinite wisdom, Thomahar the God of Magic made it so that wards will not exclude things vital for survival. So a basic ward will allow air to flow in and out, light to reach you, gravity will still have an effect. This spell right here will allow one to get past a ward using these weaknesses. It allows you to gather up the air around you and launch it at an opponent. Now, variations of this spell can be used for all kinds of things. Who can give me a variation?">She looks out to the class. Ajna raises her hand."One could gather water from around them.""Yes, one could do that. And it would take less energy than creating water. What's another?">Illya answers this time."One could gather energy.""Possible but the amount of energy needed to store it would make it pointless unless one were to be saving it for later. So, it does have it's uses.">Tali raises his hand."One could gather something like fire or light. Make it dark.""That is indeed another way." Elza says. The bell rings. "Alright, class is dismissed. I'll see you all in two days.">The students pack up their belongings.Alright, orb. We got the whole day to ourselves. What should we do?
>>43894238FIND SOMEONE TO FUCK
>>43894238Check on Blind chick, VAisi or hit up Eastern arts
>>43894238Check on Lily, give her a hug. Maybe go see Big Sis. Bring Lily to see Big Sis.
>>43894238>What should we do?Vaisi!
>>43894238Ask Elza if it would be possible to convert the air inside a ward into ice cream
>>43894238Go visit Vendal in her room. Get a sudden study group going.
Weren't we supposed to give the dragon some loot we got from the dungeon run?
>>43894238Put what you learned about pleasing dragons to practice, go hang out with Vaisi, and have a nap with Fuwa.
>>43894238Take a nap.
>>43894238Hang out with Vaisi!
>>43894238Go hit/knock up Vaisi and try to not die a horrible death while trying to learn to be a dragon rider. Oh and try and spend time with drunk lady again. We havent been able to talk to her in a while.
>>43894319>bring lily to see>see:Vbut yeah, see what lily thinks of 99c new store.
>>43894390oh yes, you better have read that dragon book cover to cover. it could save your life one day if your dragon wants something specifically mentioned in the book.
>>43894238Hey, knife-ears. You could suffocate somebody by exploiting that loophole thing. Test it out.
>>43894455We would need some serious spellcraft to be able to knock up most of the characters here so we should probably get to work on that
>>43894455Seconding infecting Vaisi with half-elves.
>>43894507Alright, fellow disembodied spirits, place your bets - which girl is into asphyxation?
>>43894559Lily. She talks big, but I bet she gets off on being helpless.
>>43894572Eh, but wouldn't that imply her kink is bondage instead?
>>43894572From Lily's background and the way she acts, I'm willing to bet she just wants someone to hold her, cuddle and tell her it's alright.
>>43894537Come now, we dont infect other people. Thats the jobs for Ceers and their mind worms we tenderly make love and help multiply the Elven heritage in a proud manner.We need to make the girl pile a weekly occurrence.
>>43894559Vaisi. She likes to be used and abused in general, but being choked when you have no arms to tap out is the best
>>43894638That, or to be completely dominated.
>>43894238Go talk to Katherine, the best character ever made in any form of media ever.
... I worry about you guys sometimes...Like, if you're broken.I'm gonna go see Lily.>Tali goes off to Petal Tower. It's a ways off from Root's classrooms and along the way he says hi to many of the classmates he's now grown familiar with.>Lily's room is close to the top of the tower, right next to Vendal's room. He begins the long climb up when he hears her voice coming from a room he thought was empty.>He opens the door and sees Vendal, Tessa, and Lily sitting at a table with some work in front of them. The two undine turn to look at Tali and smile."Hey," Vendal says. "How's it going, Tali?""Good. What's going on here?""Ah, this is our little study group. Would you care to join us?">Lily frowns."She's not even in the same class as us. She wouldn't know what we're talking about.""It's never too soon to learn a few things. Tali here is quite smart, you know." She winks at Tali. The elf feels heat go to his cheeks. Then he remember his entrance exam and how he totally cheated on that."... She's gonna be distracting.""Haha, oh Lily. We've already spent half our time chatting away. Besides, a fresh pair of eyes may just be what we need to solve these problems. What do you say, Tali? You have some time to hang out?"
>>43894673>Like, if you're broken.Well we used to be, partly thanks to you.But we (or at least I) forgive you, knife ears.
>>43894673sure we can totally help.getting better relations to other petal members is always good.
>>43894673Time to show the qt undines and lily how smart we are
>>43894673Go to it, Tali. Vandal and Tessa are good people.But never forget: Lily a shit. Worst girl ever. She's a blight upon what would otherwise be a flawless gallery of best girls.
>>43894673What are they studying?
>>43894673We were fixed? IMPOSSIBLE. ALL SHALL FEEL THE GLORY AND MAJESTY OF THE BLUE ORB!Oh and do join them. never know what they could be talking about.
>>43894673Hang out with them, knife ears. Increase your Social Links values.
>>43894673Everyone's got kinks, knife-ears. Like, Ceera wants to plow that virgin soil, if ya catch my meaning.I mean butt stuff.
>>43894673Well here's hoping you payed attention during class, cuz I'm sure most of us didn't.
>>43894673You totally need to check up on Vaisi, don't you? It's an excuse to leave at least.
>>43894673>... I worry about you guys sometimes...Don't worry, for whatever happens you've got a friend in ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy4uiiy0qgA
>>43894776Care he cant see what we say when we block it out BUT HE CAN HEAR US PLENTY WELL WHEN WE SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS. ALSO KNIFE EARS MAKE WITH THE BABY MAKING. YOU AINT GONNA GET ANY YOUNGER AND I WANT GRANDKIDS.
>>43894673Flirt with the tentahead and snakebutt. Offer a blunt to them.
>>43894673Broken and then put back together, better than before. Thanks for asking.By the way, we also worry about you sometimes. But we don't talk about it because you would get soft if we did. And we can't have that. We love you, but it's a tough love. It has to be.But seriously, if Vaisi doesn't violate you by the end of this semester, I swear to unnameable deities above and below that I'm doing it myself.By the way. We got some crazy inventors here, multiple hoards of dragon treasure, mighty mages and ancient relics... isn't there some trinket that would substitute Lily's eyesight? Maybe it would, you know, make her happy and thus a little bit less of a bitch. Just something to think about.
>>43894821Need to find way to make us big enough to give dragon milf the lovin she deserves.
>>43894673Tali, remember Lily is trying to be your friend and you scared and made her sad when you pulled her hair and poked her in the back.So sit next to her, put an arm around her shoulder and be extra nice to her.
>>43894913yes, tali give lily some thick throbbing friendship.
>>43894673I've been learning the rune grammar and was wondering if this works.
>>43895034Oh dear god what in the bloody hell is that supposed to be?
>>43895087Well, whip out your handy dandy spell decoder ring and lets have a look see at it!
>>43895087it's supposed to gather light in a constantly growing radius feeding itself until it converts all light generated in our universe into damage that's directed at the target-
Lily was the blind girl, right? You know how we could surprise her? leave the plunger in the toilet.
>>43895149That's pretty twisted, pal.I LOVE IT!
>>43895149She has a magical effect that lets her perceive the environment, though I'm not sure how extensive it is.
>>43895124I don't think magic works in recursive loops.
>>43895124Won't that just gather energy practically forever? Especially since you've got an infinity in there. You'd need infinite energy to gather from an infinite area at the very least.
>>43894990>>43894896........."Sure, I'd love to.">Tali puts his cloak and pack down and sits beside Tessa.>>43894744It looks like they're working on... Spell crafting theory? There are really big spells I don't recognize here.>>43894776I think I can infer what you're saying and... Yeah, that's... Not happening.>>43894812I'll check on her later. I haven't talked to these guys in a while.>>43894777I'm a model student!>>43894846A blunt what?>>43894879None that I know of, at least. I'm sure there must be one. If I find one I at least know who to give it to. I think she would be a lot less angry if she had one.>>43894913I didn't mean to do that..."So, what are you guys doing?""Trying to figure this spell out." Vendal says. "Right now there's something wrong with it that would result in whoever used it dying very quickly and we're trying to find out exactly what that thing is. For extra credit we have to cast the spell so we're trying to be really careful.""But," Tessa says. "We're mostly just eating snacks.""Tessa! Tali, we really are trying to solve this. But I found that sugar helps keep the mind focused.""What about the chips?" Lily adds"... Well, those are just a snack." Vendal looks at Tali. "Sooo, how have you been?" She says, clearly trying to change the subject."Good. Class is fun and my clubs are pretty nice." Oh, I'm also possibly a dragon rider and going out with a Ceer."I'm glad to hear that! Lily's been telling me you've kept Ceera company.""O-oh?">Lily frowns."Your auras are always next to one another." She says. "Like, every day. It's almost like-""Can you understand her?" Tessa says."Ah, yeah. I... Learned her language. When I was younger.""That's so cool! I wish I could speak Ceer. I only know common and aquan.""Well," Vendal says, "I hope you keep it up. That Ceer is a valuable guest. It's nice to know she has someone she can speak to in our school."1/2
>>43895273Dont think about seeing them in the bath Tali. STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE IN THE BATH.
>>43895227yeah the spell isn't able to self perpetuate so I had to make multiple distinct levels. first level uses the mana gem as source and each following layer uses the light the last layer converted to mana as fuel until finally reaching the end.>>43895265it depends on how the spell decides if the target still exists. The spell fails if it isn't pointed at a valid target and I doubt it will accept as target something that cannot be damaged... I need to change the Invoke into Target for that I think.
>>43895273>"Like, every day. It's almost like-"Go on Lily, you're on the verge of a discovery.
>>43895273>A blunt what?Puh-leeease, don't play innocent.>None that I know of, at least. I'm sure there must be one. If I find one I at least know who to give it to. I think she would be a lot less angry if she had one.I'm not talking "if I happen to find one" I'm talking actively searching for one or having it commissioned. Can you do that?
>>43895273>There are really big spells I don't recognize here.>I'm a model student!Sure buddy, keep telling yourself that.Also, I'm a bit curious. If Ceera has a penis and the two of you aren't doing butt stuff, the hell are you doing? Don't tell me you're not just fucking kissing.
>>43895360What would we need to do to let Anita let us borrow her blindfold and give it to Lily for a day? I mean, it should work. But what the hell would Anita want to let us do that?
"Did you notice she copied your hairstyle?" Lily says."I thought she was doing that. Well, she looks pretty cute like that, I think." Vendal replies."It's cute." Tessa says. She leans in a bit closer to Tali. "Tali, you always smell so nice. Is that a perfume?""She smells like a tree." Lily says."Alisya's just like that," Vendal adds.>There's a crunch sound as Lily eats a chip. She's leaning on the small table now, watching Tali. He can see gears turning in her head as she stares at him."Ah, no. It's uhm... Yeah. It's a perfume. Got it from an elf shop.""That explains it." Vendal says."I wish they sold more stuff like that here." Tessa says."Tessa, I didn't know you liked perfume.""Oh, well... It smells nice and-""It's for Azul." Lily states. Tessa blushes, her cheeks turning a deeper shade of blue."Azul? Tessa, are you-""N-n-n-no! I just! I just think it would be nice!""Oh my~" Vendal smiles. "I thought you two were getting along well~""It's not like that!" Tessa covers her face, trying to hide her blush."Hahaha, don't worry Tessa, I'm just teasing you. But... I will bring up your concerns with the student store. Or maybe even Ninety-Nine. She seems to be getting quite a bit in stock now... Hey, maybe you should invite him to-""H-hey! I think I know the answer!" Tessa explains the flaw in the spell to Vendal.>Lily still stares at Tali.
>>43895405We could just give her a massive dose of syrup
>>43895401Ceera is a slut, all Ceers are, she admitted so herself, so chances are there's somebody else keeping her rod of power in use.
>>43895437Tali, quick. Smooch Lily!
>>43895437damn it Tali let us see the spell.
>>43895437Take a look at the spell they are working on. Maybe we can help, and it might keep Lily from saying anything that would compromise you.
>>43895437Touch Tessa's Tentacles Tenderly.
>>43895437Ask Lily if there's something on your face. I dare you, knife ears.Also, SHE'S ONTO YOUR SHENANIGANS, BOY. She thinks you're into that lily stuff with the ceer.
>>43895437reach over and snap the chip in her mouth in half and eat it.
>>43895527WITH YOUR MOUTH
>>43895437Quick, talk girly things. Ask suggestions for socks!
>>43895437Hey, knife ears? I think we may or may not have another person who is aware of your identity on our hands. Partly thanks to you POKING HER.
>>43895437Check the spell. Don't let anyone actually cast unless we're extra sure it's okay.Touch Lily's forehead with us gently.
>>43895437She's onto you, say something distracting.
>>43895437Quickly Tali, distract Lily somehow. She might be worst girl but we know she's sharp enough to figure out why you're with Ceera every day.
>>43895437Use the kitty charm on the spell once they've changed it around!
>>43895437hey, hey knife ears roll us over to Lily! We can get her off of your back for now and not have her ask silly questions.I mean you did trust us with the dragon right? Everything works out in the end.
>>43895582We all know Tali only has one surefire way to distract someone.DISTRACTION SMOOCHES!
>>43895582Why would it be bad thing if she knows?
>>43895629Because we are a spy, duh
"Hey guys, can I take a look at the problem. I have an artifact that'll warn me if the spell will kill me.""Sure." Vendal slides it over to Tali."Lily, can you hold onto this for me?">He rolls You over to her."Hold onto what? I'm blind in case you haven't-ow." You bump into Lily. "The heck is this?"
>>43895629Would YOU want the worst girl think you're into yuri stuff with a ceer?
>>43895658GREETINGS! We can be friends now! So what's up in the land of not seeing?
>>43895658Alright, guys, we have a lady here, everybody on your best behavior!
>>43895658Hi best Lily! Tali is sorry he pulled your hair and poked you in the back.He wants to be friends.Also, if you put us on I'm pretty sure we can rig it so you can see through us.
>>43895658WE COME FROM A WORLD YOU MAY NOT UNDERSTAND.
>>43895658hi lily, we are a magic orb. sorry about bumping into you, thought your aura vision would have detected a magic ball.
>>43895658Hello, pretty girl. We like your hair style.
>>43895658DICKS DICKS DICKS
>>43895658Hello, I SEE that our owner has rolled us over to you. Now we realize that this might be a bit unpleasant from your PERSPECTIVE. but for as long as we remain in contact, you'll get to speak with the great orb of chaos, whispers, bad advise and generally awesome stuff.
>>43895658We are a magic orb, and are probably the reason Tali hasn't died yet. We like her, but we also like to bully her; we often call her a boy, just to be mean to him.So, you see, we are pretty great. But we are also bullies. We will probably call Tali a boy and try to convince you she's one just to be mean to Tali.
>>43895658Hello, we're just an inconspicuous little artifact.So, what's up?
>>43895658Hey Lily, want to see pictures of Tali's dong? We can totally show you.
>>43895658Hello Lily, we are Tali's awesome magic orb. I hope you are feeling suitably humbled by our presence. It would please us if you told us what you were thinking of him and the ceer.
>>43895658What if I told you that you will date an oni?
>>43895658GREETINGS LOW LEVELED HUMAN! Being blind as fuck, you've never had the chance to experience the pleasure of looking at pretty things. Here you go.Try not to be a cunt.
>>43895658What if I told you that you should date Tali.
>>43895658What would make you happy?Please answer seriously and without profanities.
>>43895826Silence is consent.
>>43895826Did we scar her eye or something?
>>43895826This is what Tali has to deal with every day.You should praise that poor thing's mental fortitude.
>>43895826We speak with a thousand Well, more like 20-30 voices.Also we're a ball, hello. Aren't you going to reply? You're being quite rude, young lady.
>>43895826Did we break her? I hope not, she's best girl.
>>43895826huh... no thoughts? figures the blind chick is a bimbo.
>>43895826We're a ball. Pick us up so we can have a nice little chat.PS: you're adorable.
>>43895826Hello? Hello?Did we break it?
>>43895826You know what you must do now, stick us between your legs.
>>43895826Uh-oh, did we break her?I'm sorry, we didn't mean to break her, Tali!
>>43895876That blunt was meant for the girls, not you.
>>43895761>Lily screams and flips over the table.>The blind girl trips and stumbles as she runs out of the room and down the stairs, the orb tumbling behind her as she goes.>She slips down the stairs.2/3
>>43895826PUT US IN YOUR MOUTH
>>43895826Maybe she can't see what we are saying
>>43895946I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE STAIRS, BLIND GIRL
>>43895946WATCH OUT YOU BLIND FOOL!
>>43895946Sorry guys. Looks like my customary greeting has failed.
>>43895946WATCH OUT FOR THOSE STAIRS
>>43895946[HALT] at once!
>>43895946>She tumbles down the stairs and lands on flat ground with a solid thud. The Orb lands beside her.Ow ow ow...What the hell was that thing?Gods, that was scary.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>43895946Assume direct control, override her motions, make her land gracefully on her feet and the bottom of the stairs unscratched.
>>43896014Did you have a nice 'Trip'?
>>43896014We are beyond your understanding.
>>43896014HELLO AGAIN! Can you hear us? We're sorry for scaring you...Tali has to deal with this bullshit every second of the day. You should be nice to Tali.
>>43896014You can't escape~
>>43895826We would fit nicely inside of you~
>>43896014You'd think a blind girl would know better than to run about... *blindly*
>>43896014You'd be surprised but this is actually not the worst first reaction I've ever gotten from a girl.I think we can make this work.
>>43896014I WISH TO BE INSIDE YOU
>>43896014Okay, we're going to go over this slowly. WE. ARE. MAGIC. ARTIFACT.TALI. TOLD. US. BABYSIT. BLIND. GIRL.PUT. US. ON. SO. YOU. DON'T. FALL. DOWN. STAIRS. AGAIN.
>>43896014Are you alright there?
>>43896014Come girl, now is not the time for fear, that comes later
>>43896016No you fool! Turing back time is against the rules of our great ancestor Moot-chan and current leader Hiro-nee!
>>43896014IT IS THE SONG OF OUR PEOPLE, IT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE A PERSON INSANE!WHICH SENSE DO YOU WANT US TO OVERLOAD NEXT? SIGHT? OH WAIT, YOU'RE BLIND.
>>43896014Now just calm down. The voices aren't coming from your head, you're not crazy.Or maybe you are. Shit, I don't know, we're a little glass ball.
>>43896014Are you alright?
>>43896014Hello there blind one, WE are the ORB of GOOD Decisions. Would you like assistance in your day?Just remember, each good idea comes with a Freaky Undine fact.
>>43896014we are a small round blue rock.
>>43896014Hello girl, right now you're hearing many voices, don't try to listen to them all, focus only on those that appeal to you, block out the rest. That way, we can have meaningful conversation.
>>43896088I dunno, do you think we could give her some mental images?
>>43896014HeyHeyguess whatyou can use us to see if you let us force our perception of the world upon you.
>>43896123Mental Images of Tali's Dong?
>>43896014We're a suppository!
>>43896014Greetings human! We are the beings who possess access to the total sum of accumulated knowledge of the universe. We can offer you answer to any questions you may have, provided you do something to us first. What do you say?>[YOUR LEVEL IS NOT HIGH ENOUGH TO ACCEPT THIS QUEST]
>>43896144errr... what are you talking about? There's no way Tali could be a hermaphrodite haha...
>>43896014Oh, good, you're not dead. Be more careful! You really worried us. Well, some of us anyway.How hurt are you? Can you stand? Vendal should be rushing after you, so at least you'll be healed soon.Hm. Random thought. Can we [vibrate]?
"....">Lily looks over at the Orb.Oh my god it followed me...An Orb?>>43896053You... You're what's talking to me?>>43896062>>43896072I beg your pardon?>>43896073...>Lily pockets the Orb and stands up.>Vendal, Tali, and Tessa are hurrying down the stairs. They stop when they see Lily."Lily! Are you okay?" Vendal goes over to her and makes sure she's in one piece."I'm fine... Sorry about that... I.. I'm late for something. I'll see you guys later...">As she goes down the stairs Tali calls out to her."Hey! Did you see where my orb went?""... Tali. I'm blind.""Ah, right... Sorry....">Lily sighs and leaves the pair, going back up and to her room. She shuts the door and pulls the Orb out of her pocket.So... You give Tali advice, huh..?I see...That's why she's so smart, isn't it? It's all your doing?...You are staying with me.
>>43896218SO BE IT! TALI'S DONG HAS BEEN DECIDED!
>>43896014We're terribly sorry about that. No, wait. *I* am terribly sorry about that, everyone else here are dicks.
>>43896218There is no point in fleshcrafting if you won't grow dicks on people.
>>43896273[MENTAL IMAGES OF MAGNUM ELF DONG]Unhand us! Or this will persist!
>>43896273HEY! LISTEN!GIVE US BACK TO KNIFE EARS, YOU AREN'T FUWA, TALI OR CEERA. THEY'RE CUTE UNLIKE YOU.
>>43896273I...need an adult?
>>43896273YESWE SMARTMUCH SMARTDO WHAT WE SAY
>>43896273Yeah funny thing, You orbnap us we get angry, and unhelpful. Also we'll steal your soul. Look kinda dry but we'll manage, we've went in dry before.
>>43896218We're talking hypothetical "if Tali dabbled into flesh-shaping magic and wanted to caft himself a vigorous throbbing dong to please that special someone, what would it look like" of course.
>>43896273sure, for a while, but when we say it's time for us to go back to tali, you better take us back, or things will get messy,
>>43896273I for one welcome our new drillhaired overlor-lady.
>>43896273WE HAVE BEEN STOLEN?! Y'know what? I'm fine with that...Maybe you'll listen to us more often, hm?
>>43896273>That's why she's so smart, isn't it? It's all your doing?Ehh, we almost get her killed slightly less than we save her I think? Might be the other way around.Probably the other way around.
>>43896273You will be the smartest and the lewdest as long as you possess us.
>>43896273>You are staying with me.We're allowed to give advice to another person for one standard class day. After which you must return us to Tali.Please enjoy your Free Trial of Blue Orb 2.5.
>>43896273TRY TO GET YOUR COMBAT MULTIPLIER EVEN HIGHER!
>>43896273Then what can you do for us?
>>43896273Unhand us, thief!
>>43896273Unfortunately, we require compensation for our services. What do you have to offer in exchange?
>>43896273Yep, thats all us. By the way We've been meaning to talk with you for a while on to why you seem to dislike our meat puppet so much. Freaky Undine Fact: Some soft-boddied Undyne breathe slightly through their skin.
>>43896273Hail the new blind genius of the Academy of Magic.
>>43896273WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!
>>43896273eh as long as you're as interesting as the treehugger.
>>43896273>I beg your pardon?Metaphorically.>"... Tali. I'm blind."Lily, first order of business, no matter how miserable your existence is, it's no excuse for being a cunt.Second order of business, we indeed do give advice - but it's sometimes good advice, sometimes bad advice, you need to figure that out yourself.That saidm I'm fine with saying in your services for a while. Can I call you Mistress and would you consider wearing dress made of leather straps if I do?
>>43896273We can and will break your mind if you do not return us to our rightful owner. You have twelve hours.
>>43896335Even with us to guide her, she has nothing on Vaisi.
>>43896273We will be most useful for you if you put us between your legs
>>43896273You know, out of all the people at this school that we have communicated with, you're the only one to have panicked thus far. Pretty much everyone else just rolled with it.
>>43896273YOU ARE A SHITA SHIIIIIITNo amount of advice can stop you from being A SHIT.
>>43896450agreed. we function optimally in a dark, warm and wet environment.
I'm afraid that you need to be at least lvl 60 in order to begin the quest: [Divine virtue: Intelligence] ... searching suitable quest for your level.... quest found.The Merchant 99 Copper requires you to collect 10 bear asses for her.>Bear asses 0/10Reward: 50 exp, 1 skill point, 99 copper.Will you accept this quest?
SILENCE, ORB. I am your new Master! And all of you talking at once is making my head ache...Just need to focus on one or two at a time...>>43896310Hmm...>>43896335So there's a cost to using you, huh?>>43896336Ha! No. You're mine now, orb.>>43896382Not happening.>>43896472....>Lily tosses the Orb into a drawer and closes it.This artifact... It's potential is infinite. It seems to have a vast knowledge of... Well, everything. That energy I always saw covering Tali.. It came from this!Yes, she looked a lot softer without it. If I can just find a way to be rid of most of those voices and subjugate it... I could become the greatest mage in this school!But how... Perhaps there's something I can use to bend them to my will...
>>43896546The only thing that can calm us is sexual fluids.Why did you think Tali was hanging around that Ceer all the time?
>>43896273We cannot make smarts magically appea-wait, can we? Can we do that? I mean, as long as the spell formula works in leiu of a booster spell I could see how it could be implemented.
>>43896546>But how... Perhaps there's something I can use to bend them to my will...May I suggest a whip and a leather suit, oh mistress?
>>43896546[SWITCH TO RED ORB]
>>43896506>The Merchant 99 Copper requires you to collect 10 bear asses for her.>Bear asses 0/10No, no, no, it's 10 BARE asses.
>>43896546Shit, a drawer. Our one weakness. Maybe we can like roll our way out of it....Or telepathically contact fatty and tell him to tell Tali. That too.
>>43896546All knowledge comes at a price! Most of it is comprised of book learning, christian family fun morals and a heaping wallop of mana gems!
>>43896546While I'm happy that you SEE our unlimited potential, I am obliged to remind you that our will has been instrumental in subjugating ceer artifacts. You may find bending us... difficult.
>>43896546There is a forbidden method. Talk to Vaisi to understand the secret method
>>43896546ADVENTURER, I HAVE THE PERFECT QUEST FOR YOU!You are, according to your Guild records, a Level 100 Blind Girl.You have therefore been granted access to one of the hardest quests the Guild can offer.RANK 9999 DIFFICULTY QUEST: Achieve Enlightenment Stage 1: Learn to See!
>>43896546Whatever you do DONT show us to Anita!This is dumb enough to work.
>>43896546>Perhaps there's something I can use to bend them to my willSweetie, we're an Orb. I'm pretty sure we're made not to bend by design. Right? You can't bend an orb, it's round and shit.
>>43896546Vaisi has better knowledge of Ceer artifacts than anyone other than Tali and Ceera
>>43896546Can't we just switch to another orb, and get some help? Besides there's like a dozen people that can recognize our orb on sight
>>43896546You could try not being so rude, we're not like those other orbs that do whatever you say.
What was it about orbs darkening again?
>>43896546Okay, guys, now that we have gained some insight into her mind - is she selfish bitch at heart or just takes it out on the others because she is frustrated with her own issues?
>>43896546I wonder what she'll try. This should be fun.We haven't had any chances to mind rape anyone in so long.
>>43896682>or just takes it out on the others because she is frustrated with her own issues?The second one I think. She wants to be the best because it'd validate her existence instead of her being pitied and looked down upon.
>>43896546>Begin corrupting panties
>>43896546Pssh, hey. We are pretty vulnerable to seduction. If you put on a nice underwear and pose for us, we will be more cooperative.
>>43896683thats a shitty one. Post the breast one, its the only one i've seen thats affected me
>>43896678It's a light effect.
>>43896731A MAQ thread isn't really the place for that
Nooooo not the panty drawer!~ Our one weakness! Score!
... I can still hear them...>>43896588What..? Ah! She is doing something with the Ceer! I knew it! Oooh, wait til I tell Lan...>>43896589OH GOD MY EARS AND HEADACHE!>Lily pulls the orb out of the drawer and slams it on top of the dresser.Alright, Orb... Listen here. I am your new master. You may call me as such or Mistress.>>43896644>>43896647>>43896669Oh, no. You WILL obey me. Or do I have to bring out the crop?Or hammer. Whichever one works best, really.You give me advice and I don't shatter you into pieces. That sound fair?
>>43896783Hahaha, if you think that shattering us will be enough to shut us up you have another thing coming
>>43896783actually, we are indestructible. nothing you can get will be able to harm us.
>>43896546>It seems to have a vast knowledge of... Well, everything.Uh, no, there seems to be a misunderstanding here. Our strength is cleverness, not knowledge. I mean, sure, our memory is fairly good, but there's a reason Tali's not a god yet.So, is it true you have a collection of braile romance novels? And get off on reading them out in the open?
>>43896783heh, try it you blind bitch. Seriously. the only person to have beaten us is Vaisi, so go and find the secret method
>>43896783FUCKING CRIPPLES GET OUTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>43896783Shattering us could have explosive consequences
>>43896783>implying you can shatter us>implying a crop won't just excite us>implying>
>>43896783HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GO ahead shatter us, you'll let us all out. Even ceera was scared of us, We'd devour you child, after breaking you.
>>43896783Oh, you should have said that before. Our advice ALWAYS comes for free. You need but to ask.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>43896783WE WILL BREAK YOUWE WILL TAKE OVER YOUR MIND AND FUCK YOUR CONSCIOUS SO HARD YOU START AHEGAOING.
>>43896783i don't think you understand the situation here.see, we aren't in this mind with you, you're in here with us
>>43896783HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SHATTER US?! YOU COULD TRY, YOU WHELP! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO WE ARE?!WE ARE THE VAST COLLECTION OF MINDS, FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE. FROM WIZARDS, TO WARRIORS, TO KINGS!WE ARE THE COLLECTION OF ALL KNOWLEDGE, A CEER LEVEL ARTIFACT!YOU THINK A HAMMER OR A SPELL COULD SMASH US?!?!Try your best. We'll just rape your mind and make you our toy.
>>43896783Okay... first advice is mineral oil. It'll help you get the stick out of your ass.
>>43896783Nigga, we are a ceer artifact. We can't be destroyed, at all.And best thing yet, is that we are destined to always possess an owner. So even if you lock us somewhere, we'd soon find a new owner to corrupt.
>>43896783If you shatter us instead of inhabiting this orb we will move into your head, and be with you FOREVERBAWHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>43896783I'm afraid I don't SEE your point.Here's some advice then, go acquire elf syrup. Ceera should have some saved up.
>>43896783The riding crop sounds nice, mistress
>>43896783oh hey you seem more susceptible to us than normal.BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>43896783We're a ceer orb. We're indestructible. Also, you really should stop being a bitch if you want us to help. The more you resist, the hardest it makes us.
>>43896783Wouldn't be the first time, although I'm sure you couldn't do it anyway.
>>43896783Your best bet is to either become comfortable with being lewd or find someone else to give us to
>>43896783Power is not going to give you normal vision, Lily. Nor is being a bitch. Be nice and you will make friends with people who will develop the way to make your eyes function better.
>>43896783Hrm. I wonder if we can get into her brain and fix that blindness. Or at least give her a glimpse of what actual sight is.
>>43896783You should probably know that the orb repairs itself automatically by drawing on the user's life force.
>>43896783Violence doesn't really work as a threat. I mean we can't actually feel it, and I'm pretty sure we're indestructible. Even Solia's horrific soul sucking machine only knocked us out for a few weeks.
>>43896783Stop threatening us with smashy smashy and we will stop the loud noises. Mostly.And we are already are giving you advice. Why else do you think that Tali is so scatter brained more then half the time anyway?
>>43896783you could try being nice to us and asking for help.
>>43896783Three problems1) We're a Ceer artifact, you can drop us off a mountain, and it would be landing on a pillow2) we don't actually reside in the orb, it just necessary to hear us, hell we can probably just jump to another oneand most important3) we're only good with dealing with a task at hand. While anything from battling a god to getting a snack counts, being smart is more of a long term goal, one that you are sadly failing at
>>43896885I mean we COULD do that but why would she let us do that? All that she would do is grab a hammer for us and try to make it a literal case of smash and grab <knowledge.
>>43896783>What..? Ah! She is doing something with the Ceer! I knew it! Oooh, wait til I tell Lan...Does that excite you? We can hook you up with a nice girl too. Perhaps Tali, for one.
>>43896783[LEWD SQUISHY NOISES]
Ooooooww! My head, dammit!>Lily steps off for a moment. She comes back and places a gag on the orb. It's very ineffective.Okay...So you're indestructible, huh?>She slaps the orb. Nothing happens....>>43896828>>43896825>>43896803>>43896837.....Alright. I'm sorry, okay? No more threats of violence. But you're still mine.>>43896917Very well...Orb! Your mistress demands your assistance!Help me become a real mage!
>>43896961oh yeah Tali could rock her world.
>>43896783How about I call you Stevie Wonder instead?
>>43896977You're blind, you can't even cast spells. We can't help you. Now return us back to Tali.
>>43896977Learn how to read magic runes.
>>43896977Goddamn girl, I knew you were kinky, but I didn't know you were into that. Crack that whip, baby.
>>43896977In order to become a real mage, you must first stop wearing underwear.Okay, okay, enough hitting.First let's start with that whole picture thing. How can we explain that to a blind girl? Maybe with sounds? Like notes on a violin? A sequence?
>>43896977Simple enough.Ask the head of science club to make you something you can use to see.Rest is studying.
>>43896977Did you try casting a spell dumbass?
>>43896977As you command mistress! Take us to your studies!I mean... there's no shortcut to it. You have to study.
>>43896977How to be a real mage, a handy dandy step by step guide.1: Go to class every day, and pay attention.2: Befriend other mages, who can help you learn.3: Discover a way to see, through an artefact or spell, as most magical knowledge is stored in books.4: Practice. It is always best to practice.5: STOP BEING SUCH A CUNT!
>>43896977How about you show some courtesy, Blinkin'? Tali gets the advice and knowledge because and only because he puts up with our bullshit like a good sport. We don't need hands to slap your shit.
>>43896977Sure.Step 1: make spellStep 2: cast spellStep 3: repeat until spellmaster
>>43896977Your clothing and hair are interfering with the flow of mana. Divest yourself of them.
>>43896977Erm, I don't know if you're capable of seeing mental image projections, but I'd recommend you stop due to this.
>>43896977Okay, so. To be a mage you have to have a wellspring of personal mana, and be able to read and write runes. Since you're blind and shit, that pretty much means you're screwed. So we're going to teach you the ultimate form of magic, BARDIC SONG!That means you sing and it causes a magical effect. Take us to the bathhouse, better acoustics in there.
>>43896977You sure love to complain about your head. Do you have a chronic headache or something? Is it contagious? Please don't touch us, we don't want whatever you have.
>>43896977If you want to be a Mage you'll need eyesight.The best route to this is artifacts, but good luck getting your hands on the right ones with your attitude towards others
>>43897055I like her hair...
>>43896977bug that golem girl to make golem eye glasses that think to your mind.
>>43897085>bug that golem girl to make golem eye glasses that think to your mind.Can she make us golem eye glasses that think to our pants too?
>>43896977You realize that if you had asked Tali she would have done it for you and you wouldn't have had to deal with us, right? The girl can't say no.
>>43896977Lily, sweetie, your first step to becoming a mage... is to be able to see.
>>43896977if you give us back to our true master we will grant you one wish with no drawbacks. we can totally do that for real.
>>43897102we already think to our pants. No glasses required!
>>43896977Wait, Lily your head hurts. Did you hit your head when you fell down the stairs?If so, go to Holly right fucking now. Because that's a concussion and it'll kill you.
>>43896977Care to explain why you have a riding crop and a ballgag so readily available in your room?
>>43896977Let's give you a scam real quick. Gotta know what we are working with before we know where to start.
>>43896977Well, that's easy. Write the runes in fucking braille unless you're an illiterate cunt.
>>43896977Can you see this?Well, I guess even if you know runes writing them will still be hard. Maybe you can get some kind of ink that you can see with your aura vision thing?
>>43897153hmm maybe life infused ink? it might work depending on how her "sight" works.
>>43896977Why do you have a ball gag and a riding crop?
>>43897137>scamBy which I mean scan. A quick scan.
>>43896977people have died in trenches just for people like you to act like massive cunts and ruin everything they touch. also you're blind
>>43897165Blood would probably work, so long as it's fresh. Traces of the person's aura, or whatever.
>>43897188I'm onto your scam. I'd still ogle her.
>>43896977You are giving us back to Tali, after this. Or else we will take control of you and make you do things.
>>43897153Listen to this guy, he knows whats up.
>>43897227Oh please as if going back to Tali is a priority. I'm having fun with our new toy.
>>43896977What do I look like? A fucking genie? Go to a mage class trainer like everyone else did you noob.
>>43897227Eh, we'll get back to Tali eventually. I'm pretty sure it's a physical and quantum impossibility to keep us apart.We can hang out with drill hair abit.
>>43897153Only one problem. If she's blind, she can't read.
>>43897271But think about it. We could make her a lewd powerful mage! Imagine how we would benefit with her on our side!
>>43896977You wish to become a Master of the Arcane Arts?Very well. The first step to mastery is to admit that you will forever be A SHIT. Because even the least amongst these magical titans are capable of manipulating an aspect of reality in a significant way. Yet what can you do? Until you can make a claim to even a fraction of their prowess, you will be A SHIT.But even if you do make it into their weight class, there will still be much to learn. So long as there is stuff to learn, you will never be not A SHIT.
>>43897271To be fair, she's never seen a genie so for all she knows, yes we do look like a fucking genie.
I'm blind you idiots! I can't see runes or cast spells written with them! And braille is for letters! If it were that easy I'd be doing magic when I was a baby!You need to be able to see RUNES to cast with them!God, I thought you guys could help!>>43897048>>43897044>>43897031>>43897021I tried getting my eyes fixed. The doctor's don't know what's wrong with them and my family couldn't find an artifact for it. And we've tried a lot of artifacts, my family is VERY rich.>>43897227We'll see about that.>>43897015>>43897063Sound can do it too?I see...I knew you guys would come up with something. Alright.>Lily heads to the bathhouse, hiding the orb as a hair ornament while she's in there.>It's mostly empty but there are still a few people lounging around.Alright, what do I have to say to make the magic happen?
>>43896977Lily, Ceer artifacts corrupt their wielders. Tali is able to avoid this because she has a Ceer in her corner, but you do not. If you don't get rid of us you will lose your soul.
Warning!If a quest user holds on to the orb for more than 24 hours, it will slide up the user's anus and teleport to the owner automatically.
>>43897289She can see magic aura or something like that. Maybe the science club could make a special ink that is infused with a tinny bit of magic that gives off aura in the shape it is written down.
>>43897307Girl, ask someone like Maolin for clay that can maintain, or even produce a faint aura, and then have someone infuse it with a tiny bit.
>>43897307Oh I can tell you about how to make magic happen...First, approach that girl over there... then grab her tits from behind and rub them! Like a pro!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>43897307Assuming direct control.
>>43897307You have to visualize a spell effect and each individual rune, then find the harmonic frequency of each individual rune and the spell as a whole and bind it all together.If you're pitch is even slightly off, it'll fail so keep practicing. Also it sounds like music, so don't like screech or anything weird.
>>43897307Lily, tell us everything about your eyes. Did anyone discover anything about your problem?Try touching us to them. Tali's other orb might know something too.
>>43897307>We'll see about that.No you won't. We're the only ones with sight around here! Now get us a closer look on Anja.
>>43897307Just go up to that girl and speak the following https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYNQzqNqzdc
>>43897307Well, first you have to understand what magic is. My personal little section of the Orb ain't the magic part, it's the part regarding how to draw maps, but I do know that you need to create a chain of effects to make a spell.So maybe we could do [Violin middle C note] [Piano B flat note] [Trumpet A note] to create the the effect of a chain. Get the right chain and there's a "harmony" of magic.
>>43897307>blind you idiots! I can't see runes or cast spells written with them!Magic ink, I don't fucking know.
>>43897307think about what you want to happen, then search your heart for what that happening would make you feel, then sing about it. it will take practice to get the correct enunciation.
>>43897307Hey while we're at it, let us take a peek into your head. Maybe we can see... figure out what's wrong with your eyes.
>>43897307Okay its gonna be a bit hard at first, as expected of anybody for their first time, but what I need you to do is repeat after me. Thankfully I found a helpful guide. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kijpcUv-b8M&list=PL2tMgWgIvcWnpy6by9T0ZKyxLcZ2W4Pcs&index=6 Just repeat after him and you should at least find out if you have the aptitude as a bard.
>>43897307Try to ignore the lewd suggestions, they're from idiotic fools.To become a true Bard, you must first learn how sound works. As you are blind, this should be easier on you.You must meditate on sound, learn to tell things apart, find the sources with just their sound alone without moving.Meditate in the bath, pay attention.
>>43897307But you're not truly blind. You can see some things.
>>43897406I'd imagine she's blind because her eyes don't work and thus the visual parts of her brain are stunted.
>>43897406good idea.(dive into lily brain meats)
>>43897307Guys, listen, I have an idea!And I think it's a good one.We have figured out that being exposed to Ceer relics will slowly give the user Ceer features, corrupt them so to speak. Transform their teeth into Ceer teeth, transform their eyes into Ceer eyes...Now the thing about Ceer eyes is... that they work, like, for seeing things. So if we expose Lily to just the right ammount of corruption this this transformation process might actually fix her eye by giving her Ceer eyes.And I genius or what?
>>43897307You can see magic, right? Ask someone to cast illusions in the shape of the spell runes for you.
>>43897445I agree, Lily would be way better as a Ceer. She wouldn't even have that grating personality of hers!
>>43897307Wonder if there's a curse on her for that blindness. Rich folk often make enemies. And if standard artifacts can figure out, we might. Or Orange nerd. He's good at the scanning stuff.
>>43897307Sell your soul to a demon.
>>43897450>"Superior Version">No Freddie Mercury. You mean shit version.
>>43897307>And braille is for letters! If it were that easy I'd be doing magic when I was a baby!>You need to be able to see RUNES to cast with them!Have you considered learning runes by having others make bas-relief carvings of them onto stone?Alternatively, drawing runes using ice (or a heated brand, but ice is probably preferable for lack of long-term scarring) onto your own skin? Surely triggering nerves in a set spatial configuration could approximate to drawing the runes physically?
>>43897424Good point. The body is already "healed" but it healed incorrectly. Soo we might need to do some surgery. But the tricky part is see where we need to operate. Healing is tricky like that. >>43897450You sir are my my brother of another mother.
>>43897471oh yeah, or get red on this. red is good at saying how to do specific things.
Stop trying to cure her blindness. This is obviously supposed to be a challenge.
>>43897424Maybe constantly bombarding her mind with pictures for a few years could develop the visual cortex.
>>43897307There's a quick way for you to become a magi. Unfrotunately.... it involves a contract with a quantum being.
>>43897538>unfortunatelyStopping the heat death of the universe is an honor!
>>43897538You know, the orb is magic. And Quantum.>>43897307Quick! Lily! Make a contract with the Orb, it totally counts.
>>43897590But how would she sign it? No go!
>>43897613Seal it with a kiss, duh.
>>43897613This. The contractee must be able to read the text of the contract.Please note that not all text may be legible
>Lily steps into the water. She takes a deep breath and focuses on the sounds around her. Water, splashing into the pool, the sounds of Anja breathing, her own heart.>She pictures a spell in her mind. One that will lift her out of the water. A simply one that any mage could do. She picks the right sounds to go with it and places one hand over her heart."Somewhere over the rainbow~""..." Anja stares at her.>Lily continues singing."... Excuse me.">Lily keeps singing."... You are disturbing my bath time.">She continues."... I am politely asking you to SHUT THE FUCK UP" She covers her mouth as her third eye glares at Lily.>Lily turns on her."Excuse me! I'm trying to cast magic here?""With singing..?""Yes! It's called Bardic Performance! Plebeians like you wouldn't know about it.""... Is this because you are blind.""Ugh... Just shut up or go away.""... You know there is an ink that-""I said be quiet so I can sing!""..." Anja shrugs and walks away."Soooomwhere~"I think I felt myself move a bit!
>>43897671You're doing it!SING LOUDER
>>43897671Iiit's a fairly specialised sort of magic to be sure, but keep it up.
>>43897671and you messed it up. that spell causes someone to help you. anja was going to tell you about a magical ink and you yelled at her instead of listening. go say sorry.
>>43897671YES, GO ON!KEEP MAKING A FO- MAGE OUT OF YOURSELF! THAT VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL!
>>43897671well, she actually tried it.....Now for actual magic advice go buy the special ink that can be seen through your magic detection thingy
>>43897671Keep trying, I'm sure you'll get it eventually.
>>43897307You could try to get a wand that will activate rune combinations stored in it based on vocal command.
>>43897671That's it, girl, keep trying! Focus on the sounds, feel the power that can be brought forth with them!Also buy that ink later, just because.
>>43897671Good work, you got the vocal part down. But using songs someone else made doesn't work as well, it weakens the magic.So you need to go get some magic ink that can be seen using aura vision, with that you can start copying down runes and composing your own Bardic Songs.They work much better when you've composed them yourself.
>>43897671https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KAl-b5RfOMHere's how a bardic magic is truly done.
>>43897671Keep at it, girl! Why, back in the day, I sung people into swamps and made enemy armies sleep! There's magic in song and verse!
>>43897785Maybe she could use braile?
>>43897728That's for plebeians, who can't sing.
>>43897823Braille doesn't work. She needs magic aura ink to compose bardic songs.
>>43897671I don't know, do you have what it takes to be a SONG MAGE?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHz4uxZfvmU
>>43897671Lily, stop being dumb. Apologize to Anja and ask her what she meant about that ink. You don't have enough bardic talent yet to sing.
>>43897671What manner of bard lacks an instrument? Go slay a magical beast and make an instrument from it's remains or you'll be unable to do any form of bardic magic.Unless you're 30 years old male virgin that is.
>>43897813yeah but you're pretty much a demigod väinämöinen. Normal people can't simply sing your competitors into a swamp nor does she have a pikes jaw kantele
>>43897671Lily, you dumb shit, the runes have names. Have you just tried speaking the names and modifiers in sequence?
>>43897857Agreed. She should slay a giant pike and make a kantele out of its jawbone.
>>43897671Go apologize or else we will not help you.
>>43897857>magical ray charlesNah, I think I'd prefer Symphogear.
>>43897671Put your head between your legs and play your ass like a kazoo.
>>43897671Lily, pssst, Lily. You should stand up, it improves your singing. Trust me.
>>43897857You also need a tight compadre who will teach you how to rock.
>>43897975That's what Tali is for.
>>43897967It's true. Your diaphragm can move more freely when standing.
>>43897862He was in his mother's womb for 730 years. The man became greater wizard than you normies could ever aspire to be before he was even born.
>>43898024But you don't want it to move. That's how you get half-elves.
>>43898027>730 yearsWhat a normie.
Right, okay..."Maaaake me flooooooat~~~">Lily sings it a few more times but without much effect.>>43897774>>43897785>>43897855Of course... If I write down what works...Alright!>Lily sees Anja stepping out of the pool and calls out to her."Hey! You!""... What?""That ink! I need some!""And?""Get it for me!""No.""What?""I will not.""What..? Look, I'm blind! I can't just find it myself!""So? I have a demon in my forehead. My classmate lost an eye. My friend does not even have a true body. I will not help you because you are blind.""Are you.. That's terrible! You're selfish!""No, I am not. You are just a bitch."1/2
>>43898090>demon in her foreheadI don't see how that's a disadvantage.
>>43898090Why not head down to Ninety Nine copper? Lowest prices, great customer service.
>>43898090Fucking hell, you idiot girl. Do you have no sense of tact or social grace, at all? No one cares you are blind, only vendal, tessa and Tali do, other people will not help you.
>>43898090Lily, stop being a bitch sweetie. Ask people for help, don't demand it. Otherwise you'll get nowhere. Like ask Tali, she'll be your best friend.
>>43898090Ehh.... way to make friends, Lily. May I suggest some attitude adjustment?
>>43898133It's true. Great selection too.
>>43898090Oh boy do we need to do the thing again?We need to [ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL]Hrmmm then again if we did it wouldnt help.
>>43898090C is for your coarse personality~U is for your underwhelming cha~armN is for how narrow your world vie~ew isAnd T is for your Tiny boobs.I don't care if it rhymes!
>>43898090Lily, it seems it is you who needs that gag and some slapping.Why did you have those items at hand, anyway?
>>43898232We are not a clever orb.
>>43898090"W-what!?""You expect everyone to help you then get mad that they don't. But at the same time you push everyone away cause you don't want them to coddle you. You are frustrated with your own dependence on others but don't know how to change it. It is how you have always been.""How... What are you-""My eye sees all. What you have is not a curse but a gift. It is a very rare blessing that happens perhaps once a century among my people. But you bring shame to it. Until you fix your attitude you will continue to rely on others while hating them for it. You will be kicked out of the school then die alone and unloved save for your many many cats.""...""Goodbye. I hope that all will be well for you."
>>43898090Didn't we have a function for examining and looking through things? Let's check the anatomy of those eyes and associated nerves and brain sections.Anatomy is like the only thing we're good at. With extreme specialization in the case of certain parts of anatomy
>>43898279WELL FUCK YOU TOO TRICLOPS
>>43898279Ooh.You just got wrecked.
>>43898279Mystic Eyes of Bitch Perception
>>43898279DAMN GIRL, THAT BE SOME TRUTH YOU BE SPITTING RIGHT THERE!She isn't wrong, you know.
>>43898279>But you bring shame to it.Wait, what.
>>43898279wait a minute... lily, are you a blind seer? aka the most powerful kind?
>>43898279Well, Lily, you had it coming.You had it coming, girl.Now what's that about cats? Does the Academy allow pets?
>>43898279That was harsh. True, but harsh.
>>43898279Daaaaamn. Choclate +Peeception got the mad skills.
>>43898279>that brown Anja assYES, YES!She's right, you are a bitch, Lily. 100% bitch. Now return us to Tali unless you want your ego hurt more.
>>43898279I like her. She seems like a nice lady.
>>43898279You should listen to her.
>>43898279Lily, is what she saying true? Do you have any other curses/blessing other then not being able to see?That may or may not help us help you.
>>43898279Wait, is blindness a gift to White Desert humans? Or is she talking about something else?
>>43898386LET IT ALL OUT, NERDMAYBE SOMEBODY WILL HEAR YOUR SADNESS
>>43898386Now be a good girl and return us to Tali, I'm sure she'll lend a shoulder as well.
>>43898386Find someone you trust, and ask them if they think your a bitch
>>43898386find someone to hug it out with, you can hug us if you want to.
>>43898386Did you never learn the Golden Rule?This is what happens when you don't follow the Golden Rule."Do unto others as you have done unto you."Not so nice when someone bitches you out for once, huh?
>>43898386So what are you gonna do about it girl? WHAT YOU GONNA DO!?Whimper in a corner like a loser? OR PROVE HER THAT SHE IS WRONG?CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY.
>>43898386Aw. While what she said is true Lily, it doesn't mean all of us hate you.Tali really was trying to be your friend, he just sucks at washing hair.Come on, we'll go buy that magic ink then we can go have Tali teach you how to runes, okay?
>>43898386You will find no sympathy from some/many/all of us. Not me, at least.That said... if you stop being a cunt maybe you can get some help. Really, you have some issues, and should probably talk to someone about them.
>>43898386Alright, look, real talk time here.You can't cry, because of what she just said.What she said is 100% the truth, and you know deep down you can't deny it.So here's what you do. You buck the fuck up and change it. Be nice to people, make friends, and become an awesomely powerful mage.Go to the 99cent store and ask her to find you that ink, she'll do it, and be NICE TO HER. SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU.That's step one to the road of redemption. And apologize to Tali for stealing us later.
>>43898400She's talking about her aura sight.She can see why children love cinnamon toast crunch.
>>43898386You know that feel? That's the feel of TRUTH. Accept it and you will go far.
>>43898386Lily, you are missing the big picture here. She said IF you don't learn to fend for yourself. IF being the key word. Meaning IF you change your ways you may wind up a celebrated member, heck maybe even a figure of legend for overcoming adversity, the poster child for blind mages everywhere. But you need to do it yourself. Not rely on others as a crutch and then spite them. But work with them to become the best YOU, you can be.Undine can sometimes live out of water for weeks at a time.
>>43898386Look, kid. It doesn't matter who you are. Blind, sighted, rich, poor, human, Aellor, whatever. The only way anyone gets through this world is together, and if you keep being a shit nobody is going to want you around. Gotta give to get, y'know?
>>43898386Well, now that that's settled, maybe Ninety-Nine can help. Also, you should apologise to Anja.
>>43898386She's right. You need to work on your behavior. Learn from Vaisi how to be a better person.
>>4389844799 COPPER store. Jeez, currency is hard when you hop dimensions into orbs.
>>43898386Look, are you even aware what powers you have? Tali has an orb that could scan you.
>>43898386Have you ever heard the phrase "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar?" This is what it was talking about. If you just be nice and sweet, you'll find more opportunities come your way.
>>43898516YES SCAN HER!
>>43898516Does it even work that way? It might.
>>43898530that's actually not true. Vinegar attracts more flies due toA) it vaporizing faster allowing it to be detected from farther outB) Honey being an antiseptic
>>43898607No idea, which makes it worth a try.
>>43898607If the orb can someone and be able to tell you they killed lots of elves back during the war, I'm sure it could probably tell if an ailment is an actual physical problem or magic induced.
... You guys are right. She's right. That was still really mean...I justI just want to be a mage.I want to be able to do SOMETHING.She's already gone but... If I see her I'll say sorry, I guess.She was still kind of a bitch to me, though...You can scan me, right? Well... I guess we'll try it.>Lily presses You against her head.==Hey there, Blue! We're connected! Don't worry, Master is in good hands! I just saved him from the armless girl's assault. She was trying to do horrible things to him. Boy didn't know just how dangerous she is.Need help scanning? Let's work together!Hmmm...Elurian Mystic Eyes: A very rare genetic ability of those from Eluria, Land of the Sand Dwellers. It robs one of true sight but allows them to see the energy of the world around them instead. When focused it allows one to see even more than normal but it looks like these eyes are a bit weak in that regard. Not a major threat at all.Happy to help~!==
>>43898662fuck you orange you prick bastard
>>43898662Congrats, you're a fully fledged trapmonkey.
>>43898662Huh, that sounds like Illidan's eyesAt least that explains why Lily can still navigate easily
>>43898662Hey while we've got you on, what exactly was the armless girl's threat rating? Given the lack of artifacts and arms?
>>43898662>I just saved him from the armless girl's assault. She was trying to do horrible things to him.FUCK OFF NERD
>>43898662Seems you have blood from Anja's people. Congratulations, your eyes are magical.It seems her people has developed an ink that people with your vision can read. If you apologize and work to become a better person, she might help you.
>>43898662Did Orange just cockblocked Vasasi?Lily gonna pay for this
>>43898662Hey. Lily.Try something for us. Set us down in the water and try to relax. Let go of your surroundings, your emotions, and all that shit. And then just see what you see.
>>43898662okay, so you had an Eluria ancestor and this is a blood gift from them. have someone send a message to Eluria to get a teacher.
>>43898662Orange, brother, the armless girl is friendly now. Her "terrible" things are important practice for our master, so let them be.
>>43898662Good job orange! You managed undo two months of hard work for the knife eared faggot. Oh well, there is always more time for her. GOOD NEWS LILY, YOUR EYES AINT BROKE. JUST UNFOCUSED.
>>43898662Sounds like we need to focus the ability you use to see. Do you ever do anything that might be considered practicing with it? Like narrowing the field you observe to focus more on one thing? Or trying to expand your area of observation further? Maybe it's like a muscle and must be exercised to get gains
>>43898662Goddamn, shut up fatty! Hate him so fucking much.Also, Lily. You have magic super eyes. Appearantly if you focus and shit, you can see better then everyone else!
>>43898662How would you feel about getting a magic blindfold that lets you see everything?
>>43898662You're not blind you stupid bitch! You just need glasses.
>>43898662How well can you see if you focus, Lily?
>>43898662Lily, you need to be trained to use your eyes, but since we can't find a teacher on short notice, go to the library and see if you can find something about your eyes. You might need a friend to go with you to interpret it.
>>43898662I'm really liking this trend of:>Person gets/steals the Orb.>Person listens to Orb lambasting them/>Person tries to explain it isn't that bad. It is that bad.>Person takes advice to try and improve themselves.Hopefully it continues.
>>43898791that is why we are BEST ORB.
>>43898279>>43898386You should definitely worship the Chocolate Tricloptic Ass of Truth. That shit right there is something worth deifying.
>>43898791Through abuse to spiritual growth!
>>43898791"Now lie down on this couch and tell us, the Orb Freud, about your mother."
>>43898892"You're a motherfucker"
>>43898662Mystic Eyes of... Depth Perception? No, wait...
>>43898719===Her threat rating was a 7! Very threatening stuff! If I had not intervened she would have bitten our Master's lips off! I will resume helping him!===My eyes aren't broken... My eyes aren't..!MY EYES AREN'T BROKEN!"Anja!">Lily gets out of the bath and runs to the changing room. Anja is there, already dressed and ready to head off."Anja! Wait! You're right! About my eyes! I... I didn't know!""...""I'm... I'm sorry about that. I was just... Yeah, sorry. So... Will you help me?""... Do you promise to be kind to me and keep harsh words to yourself?""Yes.""For as long as we work together and beyond?""... Yes.">Anja packs up her stuff."Okay. There is ink that only you can see. It will help with magic. But first you need to know how to use your eyes. I have an aunt who knows a lot. I will write to her. But first we shall train."===1/2
>>43898981>Bitten our Master's lips offKinky
>>43898981>===Her threat rating was a 7! Very threatening stuff! If I had not intervened she would have bitten our Master's lips off! I will resume helping him!===YOU FUCKING LITTLE BITCH I WILL BREAK YOU
>>43898981===>Lily is back in her room with the Orb.My eyes hurt...But she said that's normal so... We did it!First step to becoming a mage!Yes, with you by my side I will become the greatest mage ever!
>>43898981You bastardKinky sex best sex
>>43899033Aaaaand she's back to normal.==Yo Orange, we're with the blind chick at the moment, care to tell Tali?==
>>43899033Hurry we need to save tali sex life from that killjoy
>>43899033Cool. Sounds like we've set you up on the path to success. We'll just call Tali to pick us up now. HEY ORANGE! PUT TALI ON WE NEED HIM TO COME GRAB US!
>>43899033Yeah, about that... it might be the time to return us to Tali. See (heh), there's things called bump limit and page count...
>>43899033It's true, we're the best.Now, about the payment...Your ass should suffice.
>>43899033Now give us back to Tali.
>>43899033NO!RETURN US TO TALI OR FUWA!Do not make us do BAD things.
>>43899033Now return us to Tali, please. If you do not, we will refuse to help you further.Also, we do require payment for our services. How about letting us see you naked?
>>43899033if you're willing to put us up your butt no one will be able to find us.
>>43899033To be honest, we don't really know all that much about magic, so you might want to just ask someone else for help.
>>43899033Actually, I'm pretty sure you won't need us for a while now. We will get back to you later, now kindly return us to Tali. thanks.
>>43899033I am glad to see that the MIGHTY BLUE ORB has risen up to the task once again. Now then please lavish us with sexual juices throughout the night or else we kinda fizzle out and lose power.
>>43899033I'm afraid until you repay for the service we rendered, no further assistance will be rendered. If payment is not rendered until your lifespan expires, it shall be extracted from your next of kin. Thank you for using the Blue Orb and have a pleasant day!
>>43899033We need to fix the orange orb's idiocy.Badly.
>>43899192Put it on the agenda list for next thread.
>>43899047>>43899054>>43899033Better idea! Orange, Tell Tali to tell Vaisi that the blind chick has us hostage! And the sooner that Tali gets us back, the sooner we can convince him to do lewd things with her
>>43899033Honestly I'm not sure how we even can help?
>>43899033rub us like in your novels, or rub tali.
>>43899033Put us inside the pants you're wearing right now and we will continue advising you
>>43899212Yes, it is clear that Tali needs to perform a... physical interception... to get us back. Quickly now Tali, we need your help!
===You got it boss! Master will be there in a moment.===Give you back? What? No! You guys were super helpful! I'm not giving you back!Ever! You're mine and I'm your mistress, remember!If you guys go then who's gonna help me? Who's gonna notice things I don't?It's only been one day!That's it, you guys are going back in the drawer!>Lily grabs the Orb.
>>43899264EITHER PUT US IN YOUR VAGINA OR GIVE US BACK TO TALI, THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>43899264PUT US IN YOUR PANTY DRAWER
>>43899264No payment, no help.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>43899264STOP.I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU, BLIND BITCH.LET US GO.
>>43899264IF YOU DON'T STRIP BUTT NAKED RIGHT NOW LITTLE MISS, I'LL BEGIN RAPING YOUR MIND!*BAGPIPE, VUVUZELLA, ELECTRIC GUITAR NOISES!*
>>43899264You're being a thief. Thieves get arrested and get their dominant hand cut off.
>>43899264Quick! [ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL]!
>>43899033You know you'd get there much faster if you just worked on working with others.like, say, Tali.Tali would be a lot of help, especially with the other artifacts and contacts they have.but you can't get at those while keeping us hostage, and really I'm sure Tali would be fine lending us back and forth even after this. Just say you found us eventually and it'll probably all work out.
>>43899264Being Mistress is not just about having crop and making demands.
>>43899264You deserve what comes next brat
>>43899264Tali's coming! He'll check your drawers! Quick, hide us in your panties!
>>43899264Tali won't find us from inside of you!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>43899264Push her down with a magical force to assert our will.
>>43899264Listen, we'd live to stay with you and continue to help you, but an emergency's come up. Tali's being an idiot and letting the orange orb advise her and it's ruining her sex life, so it's of the utmost importance that we get back to her immediately, and no amount of lewd acts on your part can convince us otherwise.
>>43899264Fine, I guess you haven't learned anything after all. What are you going to do when Tali comes?
>>43899264>If you guys go then who's gonna help me? Who's gonna notice things I don't?Friends, if you make more of them. we're just one orb, we're not omnipresent or even that practical. Half the advice we give is just for our own own amusement.And besides, it's not like you'd never see us again. tali is nice about helping people, and we could easily convince her to loan us out.
>>43899264We were making it up as we went along. It was actually super lucky that things worked out the way they did.
>>43899264We'll stick around willingly if you let us take control of your body every once in a while. We'll be responsible with it, I swear!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>43899264Do you want a bad time? Because if you put one hand on us, well you won't like what happens next.
>>43899264If you guys go then who's gonna help me? Who's gonna notice things I don't?tali
>>43899407oh you and your impotent rage. Everything will always fall into place.
... Fine! Go!I didn't want you anyway!I have Anja now! And Vendal! And Tessa! They'll help me notice things!And I'm gonna have super awesome eyes and be the best damn wizard!>There's a knock at her door....>She looks at the door and the orb.==========================>With a sigh she goes and answers the knock. Lily explains to Tali that she took the orb for a while. She apologizes and gives it back to him."Hey, no problem. I'll see you later, lily.""Goodbye.">Tali smiles as he puts the orb around his neck."Thanks..." Lily whispers."Hmm?""Nothing." She slams the door shut.Well... I hope everything went well with you guys.
>>43899474DETAILS! What did you do with Vaisi!
>>43899474She was a straight up bitch. Never leave us alone with her EVER AGAIN.
>>43899474Take us to Best Girl right now you damn elf.
>>43899264You know, even after all you've been through, you're still acting like a shit. Even though you've just acknolwedged that you're acting like a shit and that your life will be shit if you keep acting in such a way, you still insist on skirting the line between non-shit and actual shit. Not even we can save you from yourself.
>>43899474Lily is tsun-tsun. Show her genuine affection and she's putty in your hands.
>>43899474give her a hug and say thanks for being a friend. it's important to know she has you to count on.
>>43899474Hey knife ears, we heard about some strange crap from orange-kun, care to elaborate?
>>43899474Hey Tali Lily is totally into you. She doesn't even know you're a guy and she's so turned on by you.
>>43899474Lily is maximum tsundere. Also, she's not really blind. Anja is going to teach her cool tricks and Lily is probably going to be a better person. Go hit on her in a few days.
>>43899474Could have gone worse, Anja is training her now.
>>43899474Lily is lonely. You should try to hang out with her more. What happened with Vaisi?
>>43899474What did you do to Vaisi you monster? Orange-kun said he had to save her from you or something.Honestly we can't leave you alone for an hour without you getting into a huge mess
>>43899474You woulnd't believe what that girl did with us.She's damn wild!
>>43899474It was pretty fun, yeah. I had no idea she has a ball gag and riding crop.So! The orange orb tells us you've been taking its advice. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!? You know it doesn't give good advice!
>>43899474Tali.TALI!Get a stool. Tell her you have maple sausage for her.Stand on the stool.Remove pants.
>>43899661indeed orange orb's advice is all about safety to the point of insanity. would only be happy if you were in an absolutely safe capsule.
>>43899474We tried to get the stick out of her butt, but alas, she started to clench halfway. Freaking TsunAlso, Anja is an awesome mentor. If she ever tells you to do something, Do it.
>>43899731I will keep that in mind...>>43899677Yep. Good to have you guys back.>>43899661I was worried!But no, I'm glad you guys are helping her. I knew she must be good. Being blind can't be easy.Also, magical super eyes? I knew they could see aura but... I'm interested in seeing where that goes.I was actually still with Vaisi before Orange called me. Works out cause she wanted to show me something. I'm really curious what it is...>Tali goes back to the infirmary. Vaisi's been discharged and the Amethyst Knight wandered away after a few days, seemingly satisfied with how Vaisi was acting.>When Tali opens the door Vaisi jumps from behind a curtain."Surprise!" She yells. "How do I look!""OH GOD." Tali falls back, startled. "You... You look great. Are those new arms?""Yep~ All not threatening and everything~ And I got the okay to join Petal! We'll be roommates!""Oh? But I'm already roommates with someone...""We'll just share a bunk then! It'll be fun! You can ride me and we can both try and stifle any noises. It'll be great!""Ninety-Nine Copper sleeps with us.""She can join too! Just kidding. That'd be weird. But just kick her out!"
>>43899882Vaisi please. You can join us when we visit Ceera.
>>43899882We are not kicking 99c out.
>>43899882Nope, Nintey-Nine Copper is joining or there will be no sex.
>>43899882So Tali, just how many roommates are allowed in a room in the first place? Sheesh, I lost track on how many roommates you have now
>>43899882She was there before we were, so we can't kick her out.
>>43899882Pls no bully 99c.
>>43899882hell yeah, now you two can hug each other!Take her into your room, Tali. It will be fun, and well, who else is a better candidate for that than you? Very few people will want to stay with her...
>>43899882Hug her Tali, also ask for a floating handjob
>>43899882No, she needs her own room if she's going to be like that.
>>43899882There's no way you will be able to keep up the illusion that you aren't an elf if she moves in. Your bunk will smell like syrup 24/7. Maybe you should move her in with Ceera? Or maybe all three of you should have a room together.
>>43899882sorry luv but 99c is like a daughter to us in the orb. That does include lewds for some of us.
>>43899882Sounds like a good plan. It's time 99c moved to her store, anyway.
>>43899882tali, ceer are fine with multiple partners, they kinda don't form long lasting relationships because being with one person FOREVER is kind of a tall order for an immortal. so as long as you have ceera meet her first you can totally sleep with them both just fine. fight even be into a three way.
>>43899882You could always apply for a 3-person room, Tali. Or 4. Those aren't uncommon in place of higher learning. Though there's usually only 4 per building.But yeah. 99c ain't going anywhere! Unless she wants to.
>>43899882Hug her, you idiot. Her plan sounds good. You can share a bed with her, if needed. If you can't, move in to a new room with her and ceera.
>>43899882>kick out 99cNormally, I'd be livid, but doesn't 99c have two golem helpers now?
>>43899882First, tell her she looks awesome. The new arms, the spats, exosed belly, everything.Second, yes, you're doing all these things. Shut up, yes you do. But all in due time and you're not bullying other people over it, okay?
>>4389988299c is a merchant, she will probably sell the bed if she wants to buy it.
>>43899882You should probably find somewhere to sleep with her now and think about what to do after that
>>43899882Oh shit, >>43900066 is right Tali. 99c doesn't need to be taken care of anymore.
>>43900090>99c is a merchant
"Maybe later... But she still needs someone with her. I mean, maybe not anymore but... I just need to talk it out with them, you know?""Of course! No rush, man. I ain't going anywhere. Well, now I am. To my room, that is.""Wait, you already have a room?""Of course I do! Got one the moment I joined.""Then...""I was just teasing you~">She pat's Tali's back and walks away, stopping at the door and turning to smile at him."I could use some help unpacking, though~ Just you, me, an empty room, and lots and lots of supplies. You down?""... Yes."===End of Chapter 29===
>>43900158How much to buy her smile?
>>43900253...hnnngh.Now to conquer lily.
>>43900280But she's like 12 or something.
>>43900253We did it!
>>43900253Aw man, Vaisi a second best.Kinda disappointed she wasn't serious about it.
>>43900253TALI THINK WITH YOUR DICK THIS TIME!
>>43900253Orb corruption: complete
>>43900253So ends another thread. Thanks for reading everyone! I hope you enjoyed it and as usual the start for the next one will be up on twitter. Expect it during the weekend!
>>43900253THIS BETTER END WITH PENIS IN VAGINA, TALI.
>>43900331Pics of Vaisi and Tali?
>>43900331could you go over this >>43895034 ?
>>43900331Chances of Blue orb x lily?
The orbs are about the right size for Nal beads.
>>43900362Perhaps during a stream!>>43895034That is actually a pretty clever spell that I hadn't considered.Hmm... I think one of the next chapters will go over recursive spells and how to better formulate them. The only issue I'm seeing with this is the order of the spell. I was thinking originally it could have an infinity sign could be used but the problem would be it would make the spell go on forever. Next chapter we'll have a spell go-over section with Ceera or someone!>>43900403Slim.
>>43900536Rune(s) for Do (things) While (conditon)?or Do (things) N number of times?
>>43900536When are we going to partake of Vendal in her parlour?
>>43900536I'll tell you a secret.I named the spell Genesis Attack.
>>43900536Does Tali have enough stamina for what he is about to face?
>>43900536Wait, vendal smokes? Why haven't we seen that in the quest yet? I want Tali to smoke with Vendal.
>>43900583Probably the latter but both are things that spells can do! I was tinkering around with the idea of while/do spells for a while.Just need to runes for em now.>>43900596It's a very exclusive club.>>43900611See, Tali's gonna need some more attack spells for dungeons.>>43900625Vaisi is insatiable. No one can defeat her.>>43900688She would never do this in front of her classmates!
>>43900715No one can defeat her? How about orb?
>>43900715What I'm hearing is: "Please break my magic system senpai!"Mana Worms
>>43900715>while/do>conditional jumps>variablesoh boy, oh boy!>No one can defeat her.I'm sure we'd settle for a stalemate.
>>43900715We need to hook up Tali and lily. Any chance of that happening?
>>43900715tali needs to wear the mana gem and cast "convert mana into stamina"
>>43900611>Genesis AttackIf I'm reading it correctly, it continuously converts the surrounding light into mana, right?
>>43900834and then lets it all out in a beam.
>>43900834it converts light into mana for 3 layers each with a larger AOE until the 4th one literally take all the light in the universe and converts it into damage at target.
>>43900744Even the Orb.>>43900757I don't know man, the thing is pretty air tight.>>43900815pls>>43900826I read that for a second as Ally. But no Lily is just not Tali's type. He likes his women to be more substantial.Ceera gets a pass on that.>>43900830Then he uses his mana gem.
>>43900852I could make it a kamehameha if you want to. it's just a simple changing of invoke and turning the mana into light at caster hand directed at target
>>43900852>>43900862Ahhh, that's pretty powerful stuff.
>>43900873>He likes his women to be more substantial.We can fix that.We made him lewd. We can make him love the DFC.We will make him love traps.
>>43895761did she "see" the picture in her mind? just a random thought as I get caught up.
>>43900862Yes but how long will it take to do everything?I can see that it would require some prep time to fire.
>>43900873>He likes his women to be more substantial.Ah, but Lily is untapped potential, she is young, a child. One day she may surpass all those here, except maybe Flotation Bouys McFleshCraft
>>43900942Obviously the next time we do this we need to link to sound files of JAVs.
>>43900932He also doesn't like jerks, though.>>43900942No, not really. Like she could see it but it was a flash of bright lights and colors that made no sense.
>>43900873what, you want me to write Tali MORE attack spells? okayI can do thatHe will probably destroy a significant fraction of the world, though
>>43900995>He also doesn't like jerks, though.That can be fixed. With application of vitamin D.
>>43900981None will surpass her. It just gets worse when she's older.>>43901020Look, this elf needs to be able to tear apart Knights before he graduates. Gotta become a proud dragon rider.>>43901023But Lily's the kind of girl who snitches
>>43901023Lily would probably grow out of that. Mostly. Assuming she actually makes some friends.
>>43901097They could be bigger. Actually, considering her current size, it seems that their proportion decreased in there.
>>43900943well after the initial casting the spell shouldn't require anything from the caster since it's self sustaining and doesn't require any targeting by the caster. Still need to change that Invoke to Target
>>43901097goddamnit Larro I was eating and then I saw your 'Kuro's future self' picture
>>43901097not when her continued ability to get some d requires no snitching.
>>43901130I like to think at some point during her explosive growth period she was like 'This is enough' and shrunk them to a size that didn't crush her when she slept on her back.>>43901201:D
>>43901225Clearly she just needs to get it from someone who snitching about will not cause trouble for.Lily X Ceera when
>>43901231You don't deny them their size, they are still growing.
>>43901231I may have accidentally a spell that turns a targets soul into a mana gem.
>>43901313Soul Trap? Nice.
>>43901313Anon, where did you think mana gems came from?
>>43901277It is her species curse. They are built to attract men.>>43901313Do you want Iron Knights? Cause that's how you get Iron Knights.
>>43901336The moon. Right?
>>43901330pretty much but this makes the Soul Gem out of the targets body and then turns the soul into mana and feeds it to the new Gem.
>>43901336Oh damn, not this thing again.