TWITTER: twitter.com/planefagARCHIVES: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueendingYou're running from Death. Your lungs and muscles burn with exhaustion as the beast's moist breath descends on your nape, every nerve screaming in terror as they await the agonizing rending of tooth and claw. Your arms and legs are already aching with pain; you can't get much further. Its sonorous wail of awful agony vibrates in your bones and twists its way through your gut; alien and utterly mad. [ ] Fight. [ ] Flee.
There's no escape
>>44288201>[ ] Fight.>fleeing>ever
>>44288201>[ ] Fight.Excellent image
Fight. Also, grunt's friend speaking
>>44288201>[X] Fight.NO PUSSY
>>44288201>[ ] FightIt's not the smart choice. It's not the right choice. But it's the goddamn SETTLE choice.
>>44288201>[x] FightFROM HELL'S HEART I LIMP AT THEE
>>44288201He's back! At long last, he's finally back and I get to see the boats again!Wait... Ah crap, yeah, we left off here, didn't we? Still doesn't make any sense to me that Shimakaze's turrets are some kinds of abominations, but whatever. Maybe it's just the stress and after-effects of confronting abyssals getting to Settle.>[o] FightMuch as I don't want to cause a scene, it's in-character.
>>44288201>[ ] Fight.
>>44288201>[x] Flee.If PF wanted it to be in character he wouldn't have bothered with a choice. But it's not the first time his readers have mindlessly gone for the Big Red button.
>>44288201>[ ] Fight.It's been a while.
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
>>44288201>[Bravely run away.]
>>44288404Shimakaze too spooky4u.
>>44288404Shimikaze's weird anthropomorpic turret, when taking to its conclusion in the planefag style, is fucking terrifying.
>>44288504Don't believe his lies.
>>44288438>>44288441Shimakaze's turrets are ADORABLE. Planefag's just delighting in giving Settle PTSD.
>>44288441 + Abyssal-flashback-inducing, apparently.> [x] Flee
>>44288538They're adorable until you stop to think about what lies underneath the turret armor.Also, why does Shimakaze even have independent turrets?
>>44288201>[x] FightYou kind of can't run with that busted leg and all.
>>44288538I dunno, if I saw that, it probably would do a number on my sanity, maybe not as much as the sheer levels of screw physics going on, but it's still up there.
>>44288563>Also, why does Shimakaze even have independent turrets?>>44288538>Shimakaze's turrets are ADORABLE.Already answered in thread.
>>44288563Makes her faster
>>44288504You can't kill the Messiah.
>>44288201>[x] Flee.flee flee oh god flee what is this shit nope
>>44288595Being adorable is not an acceptable answer.
>>44288201>[X] Fight.THE TURRET BEAST MUST BE SLAIN.Also, welcome back.
>>44288201Awwww, look at the cute little guy! He's helping out the American Admiral! Isn't that just so->[x] FleeUm. What is Settle doing?
>>44288619>Being adorable is not an acceptable answer.Why?
>[X] Fightremove abyssals REMOVE ABYSSALS
>>44288619in KanColle, it is. Shimakaze's design was made to be as eye-catching as possible.
>>44288661Cute things can be eldritch too
Living undead ships is barely able to parse because they're also cute girls.Living indead ship parts with no relatable veil, less so.
>>44288612KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
>[x] FightHit metal /w fists until hands achieve the appropriate texture
>>44288237>Excellent imageinorite? Someone on IRC found it for me like 20 minutes before we started, it's great. Votes called, etc, just lemme finish this SB reeedose. reeeeee
[X] Fightdidn't we have this vote before? this is the second double vote iirc, last time people threw a fit because waifus.
>>44288851I stopped keeping up with the SB thred once they started getting really stir crazy.
>>44288890I think in this case it's because of the gap between threads and fap angel's funk last time
>>44288851I was actually just about to change my vote... >>44288649 Fastbote herself changed my mind.In the meantime, I think I'll write some Royal Navy junk! Ship grandma's time is now and so is the time of the fairies!Seriously, Settle lost his mind over those amazing little dudes and now the turrets? I'm starting to think he's just allergic to adorable awesome.
I didn't appear in a thread at the end, LET'S SEE WHAT HELL YOU'VE CAUSED MEN.
And we're back, ladies and gentlemen.>[X] Fight
What, what is happening? is this a continued quest, and we just don't have numbers and archives, or it's new and we started with an Opus Rex?
>>44289215It's continued, but aircrafthomo can't be assed to link the archive or number the thread
>>44288201>[X] Flee.>picture: Settle locates a method to end the abyssals and finally gets out from under all the relationship drama
>>44289215We're on thread...60? 70? This quest has been around a while.
>>44288201>piss ourselves out of fright
>>44289215previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43954376/>you are a crippled boat pimp and right now you are having an attack of PTSD while being rescued from drowning due to your own retardation
>>44289289>>44289307I see it's a little late for newcomers.>all those ratingsThere must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest. I am curious now.
>>44289334Oh you have no idea
>>44289028Who draws all these murakumo pictures
>>44289334>There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest. I am curious now.It's very much both.
>>44289334>There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest
>>44289334>There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest.Yes.
>>44289334>There must be something very right or very wrong with this Quest.
>>44289334>it's a little late for newcomers.One can always catch up. There are condensed versions on a couple of forums
>>44288201[X]FIGHTSTRUGGLE. In AMERICA, YOU FIGHT. NO ORDERS? FIGHT.
>>44289334You have no idea. I get very frustrated reading the archive, but it's a ride. No point in doing anything other than screaming.
>>44289334You're in for a wild ride.Planefag's wild ride to be exact.
Leaden limbs wheel through the water as you sink; helpless to escape. You are flesh and bone, blood and bitter soul - human. Just human, in the path of War itself; the onslaught of millions and billions of bitter miserable murderous hating souls, spreading over the Earth and poisoning whatever it doesn't smash or burn, a pyroclastic flow boiling from the festering depths of Hell itself. The nipping teeth snag your nape and tear your sanity away with each sharp little bite, your humanity disintegrating in your churning wake. Friends, family, duty, honor - it all stretches, then rips, then tears into little floating tatters behind you as you're shredded down to the cold, bitter core, claw-marked and cruel. And when *it* sinks its teeth into your body proper, you turn and strike.
Best fae when
Turgid water parts before your blows as your the rising heat in your muscles burns away the nerve endings; the pain of exertion now the pure, mind-numbing agony of an all-consuming conflagration. The shock of impact jolting down your arm and through your body seems the only thing keeping your heart moving, replacing the life-pulse; each blow as inevitable as the next thunderous echoing beat. Bubbles boil from your mouth as you open it and scream and never, ever stop; screaming, screaming, screaming - - and then it's just vomit and bile and water tumbling into the drink, your very guts hurtling towards your gullet in a desperate bid to follow. You dangle limply, your head too full of sheer second-to-second agony, a single small white round thought cowering in a corner of your mind -- pain stop, pain stop - - and as a firestorm of needles blazes through your breast, it actually does. Small soft hands are running through your hair, patting your back, slender arms clutching you close. You seize the slender figure as the shakes begin, horrible little wheezing sounds of terror drifting through the air as horrific visages of monsters and men and death and sharp black beetles scuttling through the water, bodies impaled on their spikey protuberances NO NO NO NO NO - - more hands now, big, rough, strong, a band of iron wrapping around your middle and lifting you up. Your feet dangle in the water as you're suspended in a standing position. Voices penetrate the fog as you stare at the water lapping against your shoes...[ ] Hamp? Is that you?[ ] Sendai? Is that you?
>>44289455>[X] Sendai? Is that you?
>>44289455inb4>Arizona is that you?>NO
>>44289455>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?Ahh PTSD
>>44289455>[ ] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289455>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?
[X] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289455>[ ] Hamp? Is that you?PTSD Yaoi, right?
>>44289455[x] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289455>[X] Sendai? Is that you?Pretty sure we're getting it wrong with this. I'm okay with that. Settle's suffering sustains me.
>>44289410Well little late means there is a lot of catching up to do, but it's indeed never too late.
>>44289455[X] Sendai? Is that you?
>>44289455[x] Sendai? Is that you?followed by[x] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289455>Sendai is that you? Or is it Hamp?
[X] Willie? Is that you?
[x]Hamp? is that you?
Settle should REALLY take a day off. I mean, I hate speedslut too, but...
>>44289455>[X] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289501Why does Settle have the Soul Reaver?And the Dilbert tie?
>>44289508>doublepickingstop it you giant asshole.[ ] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289542the same reason hate has spiderman standing behind him
>>44289537I'm sure if he did try to take a day off, someone would intervene, shipgirls, Marine, shipgirls, abyssals, shipgirls, otakus, shipgirls...
>>44289455>[x] Sendai? Is that you?
>>44289455>[ ] Hamp? Is that you?He's behind us, with his arms wrapped around our middle.
>>44289542It's obviously Settle having a nightmare depicting the events of the day.
>>44289572Hopefully, by saying this, we can get him to realize we're back to reality quickly enough that he doesn't German suplex us...
>>44289455>[o] Sendai? Is that you?Because we've given the girls enough fuel for their yaoi doujins already.What the hell even was that just now? Like, there's snapping and then there's "Settle's taking a few days off to recover."I mean fuck, we've fought them, faced them, heard their horrible psychic attack and even SPOKEN with them... And a cute little turret-thing is what sends us over the edge? What the fuck, Planefag?
[x] Hamp? is that you?I don't know what this chooses. I'm assuming bodyguard duty also counts as lifeguard duty when you're a ship?
Edsall a best.
>>44289455>[x] Hamp? Is that you?
>>44289445Best fae is right. I wish we saw more ship girls full of seamen.
>>44289564You're forgetting the CNO telling him to get back to work.
We should be careful with the rage outbursts. Last time we summoned 10k tons of steel and made two kebabs.
>>44289609I feel that the fairies are the cutest part of Kancolle.
>[x] Hamp? is that you?Let's head this waifu business off at the pass.
>>44289594Perhaps it was the straw that broke the camels back. There's only so much damage that can be taken to the psyche.
>>44289455>[X] Sendai? Is that you?man so Settle/Sendai when
>>44289614I'm not seeing anything bad in that post.
>[ ] Sendai? Is that you?NIGHT BATTLE FLAG
>>44288274I thought I was running late, but I was already here in spirits, I see. Good evening, everybody!
Are we getting writefriends today?
>>44289614>THE CHOICE IS MADE!kek
Now I'm almost disappointed we didn't fight. We might have drowned there and woke up to Hamp giving us CPR using Sendai's floating legs as a backboard.While the destroyer girls are watching.While Arizona stands on shore twisting metal beams.
>>44289670I was going to hold off on that because making them post on Sunday night is kind of shit. That's my decision, unless I'm shouted down by an overwhelming majority of those present.Due to the hiatus we have a LOT of writeups waiting; I don't want to screw anyone over by having them buried tho.
[x] Hamp? is that you?
>>44289609>>44289619>Cutest partThat's an odd way to spell 'BEST'.No, I'm kidding. The fairies are absolutely amazing though. I love the little things to bits. I have a HUGE soft spot for the idea of tiny people friends who have tiny versions of things humans have. Borrowers who kibosh it together out of scraps, not so much, but fairies with their own miniature societies are the best.I'mma write one into this Royal Navy bit. I gave everyone who remembers a sneak-preview a few threads ago.
>>44289665Good work halley
>>44289714You're a bit late, anon.
>>44289665>that blue in the eyeYes, quite interesting.
>>44289542it's because i assemble this type of 'art' by smashing tons of old pics from 4chan and GIS stock images together on like a hundred layers and then tracing over them.like a where's waldo for memes
>>44289705I see. It is a fair decision, and I can wait until they are worthy of sharing. I'd rather wait ten years to fully enjoy a fantastic story, then wait ten minutes for a hastily written unintelligible pile.
>>44289746What in my eye, now?
>>44289746...oh fuck, hadn't even seen it.
>>44289823>dat deck armor
HEY EVERYONE! FIND YOUR WAIFUS!
>>44289823>Christmas Panpakapan CG never
>>44289726>That's an odd way to spell 'BEST'.it really isn't, considering we're talking about weebstuff.
>>44289849>No redeeming qualities besides breastsTriggered.
>>44289746she's already a demon
>>44289823>>44289855Atago Kai Ni never. But nice find never the less.
>>44289849>unlovable plebian trash
>>44289849>no USS Iowashit/10
>>44289849>A NUKED WAIFU IS A GOOD WAIFULaughter stahp
>>44289849>Ahnuld>Steve AustinDammit they're my ASW Zuiun mules and I laughed anyway
>Eats your resources and your children
>>44289849>brain damage goes well with blue hair
>>44289849Nuclear testing aside, Nagato a best.
>>44289727>>44289746>>44289783>>44289890Glad you like it anons!
As the black haze around your vision clears, a name bobs to the surface of your consciousness. “... Hamp?”“That's me, skippy. Hold'im, Sendai.”Your arms flop limply as someone's soft bust presses into your shoulderblades, strong, slender arms locking around your middle like a vise. “Here ya go, this'll unfuck you right quick, Admiral-” Flimsy plastic is pressed between your lips, a fingertip tilts your head back, and hot, smooth liquid hits your tongue. It tastes like hickory and cinnamon; it goes down smooth and as it hits your stomach the dark growly aftertaste starts stomping around your tongue, fur growing in its wake. The draught sears down your throat like molten fire, souring as it descends till it hits your stomach with physical force, like lead raining down a shot-tower. When the caffeine hits you can *hear* the thrum of raw megajoules thundering through your bloodstream; the air itself heating up as your body sings to life. Your eyes snap wide-open, admitting far too much light. The voice of your TAO (long gone to god knows where,) is in your ears, his familiar refrain echoing bright and brittle - wired, sir, wired for lights, sound and sensors. And you most certainly are, because Hamp is talking and his words taste - “YELLOW.”
“Yellow?” he asks.”“TASTES YELLOW!” Hamp leans back, crosses his arms and smiles. One hand jostles his ever-present paper Starbucks cup. “Want more?” You swish a hand in front of his face, painting over him with the green afterimage. “GREEN.” “How long was he down there?” you hear Sendai ask from beneath your shoulders. Reality begins to clink into place again, brick by brick. Hamp's being smug, Sendai's hugging you a little too tightly, and over yonder someone's-“GHEYAAAAHAAAAEA!” you scream incoherently, kicking and thrashing wildly at the *thing* not ten feet distant. The ghastly, alien abstraction of a face regards you with the same blank, empty stare still seared into the afterimages in your mind, betraying nothing even as you kick water in its face wildly. A chain is wrapped around it once, tiny anchor hooked through its own links to form a lasso. You flick your eyes away from *it* to find Willie, her eyes squinched shut with exertion as foam kicks up by her heels - she's running Back Emergency at full RPMs, trying to keep the monstrosity away from you. *It* wields a stare that bores into your shivering sanity; the dark holes of its eyes a window into an absence, a black hole, an *abyss.*[ ] KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT NOW[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
>>44290120Jesus. Hamp just gave settle Navy Coffee.You poor bastard.
>>44290120>Settle has gone plaid
>>44289849There's a few good ones in there. I wouldn't mind a late night weed fueled blowjob for instance.
>>44290144>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290144>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHEREno more drain bamage pls.
>>44290144>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARDWHATBLGARBL
>>44290146Worse.Navy Coffee, you see, is some amazing shit. Navy Coffee is a mystic brew that keeps men on their feet and fighting fit for days on end. But this? THIS SHIT? Did you knowdid you fucking knowthat you can make coffeeand replace the water with Monster?
>>44290114You should try Shimakaze outfit.>>44290144>[X] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
>>44290144[X] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290144>I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290144[x] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARDAs much as I'd like to see the first option, aggression seems to be part of Settle's character when it comes to stuff like this, so, when the abyss stares at you, stare right back.
>>44290144[X] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARDThis is kind of our reputation. Might as well play to it, because it's better than the other things that are our reputation.
>>44290144>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERESettle has gained Insight. We Bloodborne now.
>>44290187I didn't know mere mortals were capable of surviving that.
>>44290144>[ ] KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT NOWHave Hamp blast that abyssal out of the water! Battle stations! Raise shields!
>>44290144>[o ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARDThere is nothing to fear from tiny turret! That said, what the HELL is wrong with Settle?! I think this might be a red button option, but that hasn't stopped us before!>>44290146Settle IS Navy and he 's done watches on Navy Coffee.That shit is some unholy witche's brew that only Hamp knows the secret of. I think it's potentially poisonous to people who AREN'T used to Navy stuff
>>44290144>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
>>44290197I have said many times, when the abyss stares back Settle pokes it's fucking eyesout.
>>44290144[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290187>did you fucking know>that you can make coffee>and replace the water with Monster?Hang on a second guys I'll be right back.
>>44290191>You should try Shimakaze outfit.I SECOND THIS MOTION!What? You wanted an upgrade so you can compete, didn't you Naka? Well here's your upgrade: SPEED!
>>44290191My hull is built around a top speed of 35 knots. With my luck I'd shake myself to pieces and projectile-launch my hairbuns to the Atlantic and my tits to the Bering Sea.
>>44290144>[x] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERE
>>44290144>I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD.
>>44290144>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARDHELLO THIS IS SETTLE HOW CAN I SCREEEEEE
>>44290187Settle is now inmortal after drinking the Sacred Monster Oils, and destined to wrestle yaks for eternity.
>>44290187I did that shit before and it fucked me up.
>>44290144>[ ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARDNo other answer is acceptable.
>>44290187>Navy CoffeeThe really amazing thing about Navy Coffee is that we still drank that shit even though it was brewed in gigantic percolators that never got fucking cleaned. It tasted like acid and grease and despair, and we drank it anyways.Because holy SHIT it was powerful. Seriously, the only reason I paid for Monster over grabbing free mugfuls of that stuff was taste. I miss the days when we had Monster M-80 in the shipboard vending machines. It was like drinking a pineapple that had been taking regular caffeine injections.
>>44290144[X ] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290257In the name of SCIENCE, I kinda want to see this happen now.
>>44290187What the actual fuck
>>44290144[X] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD>>44290187>that you can make coffee>and replace the water with Monster?Is that not a crime against coffee?
>>44290144>[x] KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT NOW
>>44290144>[x] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARDI'm still not sure what's going on, but the reference itself worth the vote.
>>44290236Godspeed you crazy faggot
>>44290187...I'm gonna need to try this now.For Science.
>>44290292Inorite? I bought three cans just for tonight. It's a decent short-term substitute for what I really need. God bless caffeine.
>>44290257...I'm almost tempted to try and arrange it now. But no, that would be wrong.Hilarious, but wrong.Also, that uniform in the pic is yours forever. Looks good! Idols have to update their look once in a while, right?Actually, that's a good point. We know the idol thing was an act, but Naka... Did you honestly enjoy it, or was it just something you suffered through?
>>44290187If someone could properly harness that, it'd be a powerful boost... but it sounds like either a massive spike then crash... or it fucking kills you.>Sees coffee in the Capcha
>>44290236rip science you will be remembered pic unrelated
>>44290360M-80 still exists?I NEED IT IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW WHERE DO THEY SELL IT
>>44290144>[X] I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD
>>44290357>>44290236Congrats deme, you may have just sent at least two people into cardiac arrest.
>>44290144>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERETits. There has to be tits somewhere around. Those speak to a lower level of conciousness. Look at those.
>>44290385Not m-80. Just some rojo tea or whatever.
>>44290187>settle's brain when
Willie continues to be a good girl
>>44290236D-Did... did we just made someone commit suicide?
>>44290398Much wisdom, you have.>>44290390The world is probably better for it.
>>44290144>[X] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHERESendai pls halp yankeetoku
>>44290187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AHRn9qb_jk>Captcha is coffee.IT KNOWS
>>44290410Oh. Well, fuck.>>44290390Sounds like you think they're pussies.
>>44290363Honestly? Depends on the day you ask. I like the technical stuff involved. I liked having to study color theory and shapes to design outfits. I liked listening to tailors gush about things, get their suggestions, try them out. I guess I liked the pageantry, not a big fan of the pageant.
>>44290257Hey, Naka. Is this the intended use?Capcha is boats. Because why not?
>>44290398We need to turn around 180.Face and feel into sendai's boobs
>>44290398But Settle is an ass man.
>>44290144> I'LL STARE INTO THE ABYSS AND START A LAND WAR IN ASIA TOO, SEE IF I DON'T YOU BASTARD.
>>44290436I'd poi her poi so hard she poi~
>>44290187this is a thing?
>>44290398One could hope.
>>44290456>filenameThat's cruel.For the guy, that is.
>>44290456... damn, kid. Have you brought that outfit to bear on Harder yet?
>>44290460>sending Sendai's Teitocrush into overdriveY u spark more waifuwar
>>44290465I fail to comprehend the meaning of your discourse.
>>44290505There's no escape.
VOTES CALLED>>44290495FUCK YOU
>>44290505because why not
>>44290187Out of curiosity, can you describe an "intense" Caffeine moment?Also how do you feel about the December Patch in EvE?
>>44290456every girl wants to be a princessbut why the traffic cone motif?
>>44290505Some men just want to watch the fleet burn.And I approve.
>>44290187oh my fuck
>>44290531Facefull of sendai tits please fap angel.As settle turns around to evade the gaze
>>44290495I thought you were trying to get the US and IJN fleets to get along. I'm pretty sure I'd bust his pressure hull from the inside if I tried the old Obi Disrobey.>>44290459I wouldn't recommend it. I'm pretty sure Aliens was a documentary about Kongou on coffee.
>>44290541>Out of curiosity, can you describe an "intense" Caffeine moment?The morning I downed a big Monster AND a five-hour energy in addition to early morning coffee before leaving for work. In that tiny kiosk it was like someone threw a superball into an empty aquarium. "HELLOOOOOO! WELCOMETOKROOOOOOOOO*OGER!* HOWCANIHEPYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!?"
>>44290585Make him hold onto one end of the obi.And get him to pullllll
>>44290585>if I tried the old Obi Disrobey.Damn girl, you go fast for a 20th century lady.
>>44290585I'm starting to think this contest isn't interesting anymore; you've had a hell of a head start on the whole "wearing clothes" thing, you know? Maybe I should give the poor manlet some pointers on dressing to impress...... actually, wanna put some money on it? >>44290531What's your problem?
>>44290591>KrogerFuck that place. Never had good deals anyway
FUCK DRIVING BACK HOME
>>44290236Okay, Results after a full cupA) Awful tasteB) I cannot concetrate on anything. Thank god for autconnectC) Feeling really noxious. May be due to taste.D) This was a bad idealE) I actually have the patents to get up every time the cat wants to go inside or out. because it burns off some of this energy.F) do not recommend, unless you really really need it.I weigh about 90-100 pounds when soaking wet, drank thing with no food, actual dosages to replicate effects may vary
"hey guys, i made half a dozen competing love interests for my quest.""why?!""f u"
>>44290661>All these spelling errors>That intake conditionGood knowing you. Where should I send EMS?
>>44290661>D) This was a bad ideaNo Shit Sherlock!
>>44290661You forgot to add magma in it,for !!SCIENCE!!
>>44290635So what do we put harder in.Harder Gay?>>44290661Oh God, dont die.
>>44290661>I weigh about 90-100 pounds when soaking wetthanks mr skeltal
>>44290546If you figure that out, would you please tell me? I came back in that shit, and I still can't figure it out. It's like an air traffic control dildo went to a private school to major in stupid hair.>>44290633Do you have any idea how much young sailors far away from home think about sex? >>44290635I don't have any money to put on it, I turn all my idol shit income over to Goto and the fleet. >>44290654In after Navy~
>>44290678I can only think of three.
>>44290710Still want to see one of the drawfags do HAADO DESS FUUUUUUU~!....
>>44290591>[ ] LOOK ANYWHERE BUT AT THAT THING, ANYWHERE, ANYWHEREforgot to vote, my bad.Ever try that C4 workout powder? That shit's so fun! Mix it with a 5-hour energy and maybe a monster if you want flavor. and for shits and giggles add pop rocks to it.Apparently you wont even feel the piss running down your legs as your screaming to feel the beat of your ass while touching your forearm for confirmation on this thing called heat. That and you become aware of light on your skin.
>>44290719>If you figure that out, would you please tell me? I came back in that shit, and I still can't figure it out. It's like an air traffic control dildo went to a private school to major in stupid hair.Can't you style it yourself? It's not like it HAS to be in those buns? right?
>>44290661>you are now the great cornholio>you feel a desperate need for TPno seriously bro puke or you gon' die.
>>44290661Why don't you mix a tablespoon of rifle powder with a handful of cosmoline and a DU bullet next time? Can't be that much worse, can it?
>>44290692Already calls them. I THINK the gay on the other side now it's a coffee over dose
>>44290187>>44290661THE DESS PART OF WAKING UPIS KONGOU IN YOUR CUP
>>44290719YOU COULD BE DRIVING ME HOME RIGHT NOW BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY SHITPOSTING ON THE INTERNET REEEEEEEEfuck california drivers
>>44290783Oh holy fuck the absolute madmanWhere the fuck do you live, I want to see if this makes the police blotter
>>44290764It's become my... ugh... thing. I dunno, it "feels" natural, and I guess it's kinda cute. I kinda like leaving it down, to be honest, but it's immensely hard to bring myself to give a shit.
>>44290828yfw your evil persona has a nicer rack than you.
>>44290591Was this experience the inspiration for Kongo's character?
>>44290828Eh, you pull it off well enough.
>>44290763Oh, please.>5-hour energy>monster>one Adderall for my anxiety>another Adderall an hour later because fuck it exam weekI don't remember taking the exam, but I finished in 20 minutes and got an 87 on it, so apparently SOMETHING went right there.
>>44290661Dude, caffeine poisoning is a thing.If you start feeling>Anxiety>Heart palpitations>Dizziness>Sweating>Vomiting>NauseaThen you get your phone and CALL. A. FUCKING. DOCTOR.Jesus CHRIST, man!>>44290828You gotta admit, she rocks the look. It is cute though.Frankly, I wouldn't question it. Just your very existence is enough of a drug trip, much less why you look like you do.
>>44290257But think of how much money we could make selling videos of that!
>>44290842Doesn't that happen by default because flat is justice?
>>44290783>>44290661>>44290236I feel like I should note that the results aren't valid until we have repeated trials. We need some more volunteers in the 90-100 lbs range, at least 3 people in a healthy weight range to drink coffee XOR Monster to give us a control, and some people with a healthy BMI to repeat the process.We must do this to ensure science anon's death and/or hospital bills are not in vain.
>>44290676No. No that's not me. I would never drink Monster willingly. Or under duress. In fact I might shoot myself first. I also weigh a slight bit more than this tiny bastard.
>>44290828and every time you transform it's back, foomp! princess leia in a windsock.
>>44290865He's already called for EMS to save his assI'm guessing if they can make it before his heart's electrical rhythms go to tach, we'll have a hell of a laugh next time
>>44290842It's more her clothes highlight it more.
>>44290873I'm 135 soaking wet and holding weights, but unfortunately I don't have monster to mix with my coffee. I also drink coffee too much for the regular stuff to have any effect.
>>44290873No, Bad Anon! No Encouraging anons to qualify for Darwin Awards!>>44290924DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!
>>44290643inorite >>44290635perhaps you forgot the bit where you were manning the conn at the kitchen sink, using a dinner platter as the ship's wheel and throwing forks at me if I didn't secure the rigging good enough. For the record, I have the Sailing merit badge, and what you know about sailing rigs could fit on the back of a business card, motherfucker.
>>44290873You forgot a control group who drink water.I volunteer for this last group as while I like science, I hate coffee and do not fancy another member of my family going into hospital so close to Christmas. My grandma's already had to spend a day there due to a stroke...>>44290900Thank fuck for that. I'm all for a laugh, but holy shit, acute caffeine poisoning can stop your heart. It's not something to fuck around with!
>>44290963No shit it'll stop your heart, it's caffiene, the closest thing to cocaine we can legally(?) powder up and snort!I imagine they'll be seeing some interesting shit on the EKG when they hook him up
>>44290719>I don't have any money to put on it, I turn all my idol shit income over to Goto and the fleet."I'm broke as shit" is a common refrain amongst sailors. We can always find more interesting stakes. Got anything in mind, kiddo?
>>44291009Oh please you can get those from a vending machine.
>>44290987You got pipes on you, mister sailing man? There's a concert coming up.
>>44290661PLEASE CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE NOT LYING RIGHT NOW DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THIS
>>44291034AKA: PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
>>44290987Spots on the guard duty roster.
>>44291034He's called EMS to save his ass, I think he did it
>>44290793ahahahahahahah stealing that line stealing that fucking line
>>44291027I would make a joke about used Iku panties being free, but that'd imply she even wears them.
I HAVE ARRIVED! Late as fuck but I'm here. And today is a good day, I've got a fresh bottle of Rebecca Creek Whiskey. Much joy there. I'll be nice and drunk by the end of this thread I'm sure.
>>44291103Quick, how do you treat caffeine poisoning
>>44291103I don't suppose you've ever encountered a case of somebody using monster to make coffee instead of water, have you?
>>44291034nobody actually takes advice from 4chan, right?they've read their histories, right?
>>44291103Speaking of medical personnel, check out what SCIENCE did.
>>44290984>>44290984>I imagine they'll be seeing some interesting shit on the EKG when they hook him up>Okay, we have him, what's it looking like?>bad>How bad?>I'm seeing Loops, Immelman's, and Split-S's to the tune of In The Navy
>>44291103You just missed someone giving themselves caffeine poisoning
goddamn it, i check for a thread every normal thread day for 3 fucking weeks, then he goes and throws one on Sunday.
>>44291143Check his twitter, dude.
>>44290987Looks like Tom Selleck
>>44291135SCIENCEbro, I want pics of your EKG when the EMS guys hook you up. This shit is priceless
>>44291122>>44291125>>44291132>>44291138I saw. SCIENCE! Pump water you dumb, DUMB SON OF A BITCH! Also, do your best to remain calm. breath in through your nose for a 5 count and exhale through your mouth for the same.
A low, gritty sound growls through your head as you meet the bottomless eyes head-on. As your heartbeat slows, the flesh solidifies till it sinks into your stomach like a leaden ingot. Your forearms are atremble; muscles stretched tight as balled fists press into your wet slacks. Even your breathing settles into a steady metronomic pulse. You fall into those inky eyes, drawing its gaze deep into you - you know what you'll find, but does *it?* After several long seconds, the twin gun barrels flop downwards as its “eyes” grow a level line at the top, looking for all the world like - - lidded-eyed, it flaps one little flipper-like arm upwards and flips you off. It rotates in the water sedately, Willie's anchor chain scraping over its metallic hull till it's facing her. With a sudden surge of speed it rushes Willie; the sudden slack causing her to squeal as she flops back on her fanny. The chain loosens and slips over its gaudy candy-striped life preserver, worn like a goddamned belt. It motors away with an air of quiet dignity and dour dismissal, the flat back of the gunhouse square to you, specifically. “... it just flipped me off,” you breathe distantly. “... cheeky little fucker, huh?”
>>44291157i do, but never on sunday
>>44291143whereverigoimustalsotroll.pngdon't worry, we're going back to regular fukkin updates so yeah
>>44291187>“... it just flipped me off,” you breathe distantly.>“... cheeky little fucker, huh?”
“IT. JUST. FLIPPED. ME. OFF,” you repeat. The words ring serious and significant in your head, but you'll be fucked if you know why. “Sorry about him,” a new voice adds. “He's always been a bit grumpy.” Shimakazie hoves into view beside Hamp's elbow, hands planted on her bared hips as she glowers after the... thing. “The other two would've been game, but...” Shimakazie purses her lips and studies you up and down. “You've got a strong build, but if you don't mind me saying, Admiral, I think you'd be faster on the surface. Also, you shouldn't race in your uniform. Especially this!” She plucks your floating khaki cover out of the water and shakes it off before puttering over to put it on your head. You take in a nice, long, deep breath. You expel it.You take in another one. Shimakazie cocks her head curiously. “Are you okay, Admiral?”[ ] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRIST[ ] I need you to go the fuck away right now Shimakaze. I need you to go the fuck away, right now. [ ] GOTO. GOTO. GOTO. DIDN'T TELL ME. ABOUT THIS SHIT. *THAT SON OF A BITCH.*
>>44291187That's kinda my face when someone below me barks at me, I like that picture. Saving for future use.
>>44291229>[ ] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRIST
>>44291229>[X] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRIST
>>44291229[ ] GOTO. GOTO. GOTO. DIDN'T TELL ME. ABOUT THIS SHIT. *THAT SON OF A BITCH.*
>>44291229[x] I need you to go the fuck away right now Shimakaze. I need you to go the fuck away, right now.
>>44291229>What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRIST>I need a fucking pay raise
Wanna know something that almost killed me? Mix this shit with coffee. Though good luck finding cans of this shit now a days.
Okay, who archived the thread prematurely?>>44291229[X] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRIST
>>44291229>[ ] GOTO. GOTO. GOTO. DIDN'T TELL ME. ABOUT THIS SHIT. *THAT SON OF A BITCH.*
>>44291229>write-in>sit there silently vibrating and twitching as our rage is too great for the human mind to fully grasp, yet alone act on
>>44291260Yes Hibiki is indeed best girl.
>>44291271Ahh Four Loko, my old enemy.
>>44291229>[ X ] GOTO. GOTO. GOTO. DIDN'T TELL ME. ABOUT THIS SHIT. *THAT SON OF A BITCH.*
>>44291316Seen a lot of overdoses from that stuff?
>>44291229>[x] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRIST
>>44291229>[X] I need you to go the fuck away right now Shimakaze. I need you to go the fuck away, right now.
>>44291271there's some at the local Circle K. Shits nasty though.
>>44291229>[z] I need you to go the fuck away right now Shimakaze. I need you to go the fuck away, right now. we need a fucking minute here to unfuck our fucking fuck fuck what the fuck
>>44291229>>44291288I'm changing my vote to back this.
>>44291229>[ ] I need you to go the fuck away right now Shimakaze. I need you to go the fuck away, right now.
>[ ] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRIST
>>44291229> What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRIST
>[X] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRISTAnd now I actually need to start writing chapter 3.
>>44291031... well, uh. Um. Let's just say that when I was a young officer fresh out of Annapolis, smartphones were still rather new. So the prospect of my stirring rendition of "what do you do with a dumbfuck drunkass" being recorded for posterity wasn't immediately apparent to me. I thought I was safe on the third watch, you know?The Captain had a sense of humor and made me form a fucking Glee club. That was my excuse to round up every seaman that'd pissed me off on the cruise and make them mine. Complete with Rockettes high-kicks, arm over shoulders, in a line, on the flight deck. So we know what my penalty game is - what are you willing to ante up? Hmm?
>>44291229>[ ] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRISTWe didn't evade eye contact with cute fae for this shit.
>>44291229[ ] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRIST
>>44291229>[ ] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRISTThere really is no option to avoid this asphyxiation autism is there? I'm banking (hoping rather) that all our options have impacts, and the three presented seems to lead us to something bad in a way. So the real question is... Do we think about the future? Or the now?or maybe I'm the Autist.
>>44291392... Wait, the propeller is ON the floaty? WTF!?
>>44291415That's speedslut for you. So fast she detached her turrets and made them haul themselves
>>44291229>[ ] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRISTWith a side of >[ ] I need you to go the fuck away right now Shimakaze. I need you to go the fuck away, right now.That slut really is bad news all around.>rages Sammy>strips Hamp>wants to slut up Willie
>>44291374Duet with Harder. On-stage.With the high-kicks. From both of us.
[X] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRIST
>>44291400Settle just got mindfucked good. Imagine actually meeting one of those turret-things in real life. They'd be uncanny valley as FUCK, bro.
>>44291400there will be consequencesbut they might not be logical
>>44291400It's hard to think as in that context we're screwed any way.
>>44291400>thinkingWhat have we learned about thinking, huh? WHAT HAVE WE FUCKING LEARNED?
>>44291435Only if you get him to wear a traffic cone dress too
>>44291431I mean yeah I know but I always thought the little bastards just paddled after her! Learn new stuff all the time.
>>44291400It's like when Settle is drunk- mindfuck is a mental impairment that limits our options without strong writein consensus
>>44291435I would pay good money to see this.
>>44291466WAY ahead of you.Hell, make it good enough, and I'll do burlesque using his hat and a smile.
>>44291435You can't ante something you would want to do anyway, Naka.
>>44291435THE CONTRACT IS SEALED, BUN-BABE!
>>44291229>[o] GOTO. GOTO. GOTO. DIDN'T TELL ME. ABOUT THIS SHIT. *THAT SON OF A BITCH.*>[o] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRISTPart one internally. Oh he'll get his. Yes, yes. Gotto will get what's coming to him and it will sounds like"Deeeeeeesssssss..."But more to the point... Shimakaze, are there more of those things? And what the hell are they?
>>44289849>A prodigy in the art of dick sucking.I got one of the only ones with a good trait.
>>44291229>[X] I need you to go the fuck away right now Shimakaze. I need you to go the fuck away, right now. This bitch
>>44291229>[Z] What in the blue blazes of freaky fucktown IS that thing and are there MORE jesus CHRIST
>>44291506If it were up to me, it'd be Harder doing the burlesque. He's got the chest for it. Probably the legs, I've been trying not to stare because I tend to have things to do for the next two hours.
Man, if Settle thinks Shimakaze's turrets are spooky, he'd better hope he never meets Akizuki.
>>44291400I imagine at some point Settle is going to be yelling at one of these girls, as loud as possible, and then mid sentence keel over.
GETTING MORE COFFEE CALLING VOTES WHEN I GET BACK THE ROOM IS SPINNING QUITE NICELY NOW WOOOOOOOOOO
>>44291541You two could do a paired activity for the next two hours.Just Ping him and wait for the counterattack.
>>44291541Your lust for the manlet is most charming.
>>44291578Oh god dammit, Planefag decided to validate SCIENCE's experiment, didn't he?
>>44291229And by the way? We've SEEN the internals of a shipgirl in her rig. Given that those turrets are part of Shimakaze's rig, we can assume that they are the same.They're mechanical life, not horrific biological abominations twisted into a nightmarish shell of metal.
>>44291578>THE ROOM IS SPINNING QUITE NICELY NOW WOOOOOOOOOOOh lord he's doing it too isn't he
>>44291578>GETTING MORE COFFEE CALLING VOTES WHEN I GET BACK THE ROOM IS SPINNING QUITE NICELY NOW WOOOOOOOOOOI'd ask if we should be worried, but I'm too entertained to be concerned right now.
>>44291541BAD NAKADO NOT SEXUALIZE THE SUBMARINE
inb4 thread called early to planefag incapacitating himself as usual
>>44291578ARMY NURSE CORPS, WE NEED ASSISTANCE!
>>44290390You need about 10 grams of caffeine to kill an adult. The record for survived amount is 24 grams.Most coffee has one fifth of a gram.
>>44291614Arizona had a bulkhead that looked like a kidney, mate. It's a bit of both.
Did somebody say Naka wearing Shimakaze's outfit!http://g.e-hentai.org/g/737642/557aa2498d/
>>44291578planefag? Did you try the doom drink to? Don't be stupid dumbass, go drink water. God it's getting hard to type already, this whiskey is hitting me hard tonight and I LOVE IT!
>>44291668>Half the thread is incapacitated by SCIENCE's experiment>The other half will drink itself silly laughing at the firstCALLING IT NOW
>>44291644I noticed... god damn it, he's behaving like a butter bar and that worries me. Captcha was food, appropriate.
>>44291614>They're mechanical life, not horrific biological abominations twisted into a nightmarish shell of metal.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAThe early classes had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him. .
>>44291631... Why? I could already play horseshoes with his "post," we both know it....And, real talk, he's hot.
>>44291229>[X] GOTO. GOTO. GOTO. DIDN'T TELL ME. ABOUT THIS SHIT. *THAT SON OF A BITCH.*
VOTES CALLED BRB
>>44291693This is quite possible. ANONS! GIVE ME AN ALCOHOL OFFERING!
>>44291731I though the army doc's took payment in the form of buttsex?
>>44291631I'm more of the good Naka mentality... but I'm not sure if that's my want to see those two happy, or just cause Harder is Navy and fucking with them brings me great pleasure (fuckers beat us again this year too.).
>>44291731I tried, but the bottle cracked when I threw it at my screen. Not my keyboard is all sticky.
>>44291768>14 years nowTruly the worst branch. Didn't even get custom helmets for field positions
>>44290828Why do abyssals look better?
>>44291704playing fallout 4 reawakened a desire to read more PKD. I mean, holy shit man in the high castle is good
>>44291650It's a bit of both, but the turrets are presumably tilted much more towards the mechanical side rather than the organic side, since they're in boatmode all day erry day
>>44291763Do... Do I look like a GOD DAMN DOCTOR TO YOU!? THE REASON THEY TAKE PAYMENT IN BUTTSEX IS CAUSE IT JAMS THERE HEADS FURTHER UP THEIR OWN ASSES!
>>44291768Not just happy, the two of them are absolutely adorable together.
Is Nagato around?
>>44291792Ephemerally pale skin starkly contrasted with silky jet black hair
>>44291823we haven't seen her
>>44291823Somewhere, yeah, according to the Kaga writeups
>>44291776That's a shame, and a waste of good alcohol.>>44291809Damn straight Anon.
>>44291210>we're going back to regular fukkin updatesI;ve heard that before.
>>44291805>Do... Do I look like a GOD DAMN DOCTOR TO YOU!That depends. Can you give me a sick not so I don't have to wake up in time for formation and deal with the hangover?
Have some torpedolesbians while we waithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_x2tIUk8zQ
>>44291731One alcohol offering, coming right up
>>44291865I need my megane abyssal
ANONS! Alcohol question time! Favorite hard liquor. Mine's Whiskey.
>>44291851this isn't a blorp quest, he probably means it
>>44291710Naka, I have a question:Do shipgirls get the monthlies ?And if yes, how devastated are the base's chocolate supplies when it happens?
>>44291882I dunno. Haven't found alcohol that doesn't taste like urine.
>>44291792Because you've got a goth girl fetish...also Naka, why the hell is there so little hentai doujin of you? You're a fuckin' idol, you get shitty otaku harder than loli cat girls and yet I've found only one dedicated to you...which was the one linked to this thread.
>>44291873That... that looks like some good fucking whiskey, I approve.Captcha was wine, appropriate.
Hey folks. Glad to see the quest is back. Artyfag'll post part 3 of Deutschland Suffering if I somehow manage to pass out in the coming hours.
>>44291768>(fuckers beat us again this year too.).Dear Army:Deal wid' it.Love,-Navy (former)
>>44291882Give me vodka and let me puke>>44291911It exists. Stop drinking light beers
>>44291905We have... analogues. No, I'm not getting into them. ......THEY CALL ME MC MENSES, 'CUZ I CAN'T CONTROL MY FLOW!
>I've been outputting art like crazy the last month or so>can't post any of it because planefag might use it>depending on anon's choices some of it might never be usedEither way, gib moar boatgirls in yukatas
>>44291911Then clearly you need to find some better fucking alchohol.
>>44291921Oh yay! Abyssals with feelings!
>>44291938So you leak oil
>>44291944Best Shipgirl Ever.
>>44291944Around yaks, never relax!>>44291060Deme if you ever need more lines for thread titles or whatever I have a whole list of DESS. I've only posted part of it so far. Barely even a third.
>>44291882Vodka, mostly because it doesn't fuck around with things like having taste.
>>44291792Black looks good on everyone.
>>44291932Dear Navy (former),I work at a joint base, I have to.Love,Army (currently)
>>44291944Shoukaku a shit, but dat's some good art
>>44291944Hnngh.Meido Shou pls.
>>44291968No.That'd be fucked up.On that note, I'm out of here! Have a good night, everyone!
>>44291960Aye. Every time I see Deutsch I feel bad for her. Part four has my feels for someone else, though.
>>44291960What slut is that supposed to be?
>>44291938Then I have another question:HAVE YOU HAD ONE WITH HARDER AROUND? DID YOU WANT TO KILL HIM, BED HIM OR BOTH?
>>44291793The Man in the High Castle is sluggish as all hell and left no impression on me. I'd rather read almost anything else by PKD, bar VALIS and some of the less interesting short stories.Solar Lottery was fucking amazing, especially for a first novel. Go open that shit up and be enlightened.
>>44292008Kriegsmarine Deutschland, renamed to Admiral Lutzow in 1940. Sunk by the Soviets in 1947.
>>44292014Oh god... not the sheets, not again... god damn it private don't fuck a menstrual on my beds,
Last time I was here we were overlooking the destroyer training thing and Hornet was making a dream chaser out of rebar or something.Can some kind anon please tell me what the flying fuck if going on?
>>44292008Have a mega pastebin for her, anon. Part 3'll go up on it once it's posted after the thread: http://pastebin.com/bBpP4tFk
>People in this thread actually think having monster with coffee is a big deal.Fucking normies.
>>44291944why can you not fucking do eyes correctly.
>>44292047Shimikaze's anthro turrets freaked us the fuck out
>>44292053Going to have to agree with this.
>>44292001Have a good night ma'am.>>44292051Clearly you are not completely human and I would like to have some of your DNA so as to replicate your resistances. Mind sharing please?
>>44292047I think you missed a thread.Short version: Teased Hornet, pranked her into the water, got pranked back into the water, saw one of speedslut's walking turrets, freaked the fuck out
Naka has left us....I call upon the darkest of magics, that which is of the foulest heresies, that which is blacker than pitch on a moonless night.....I. Summon..Fluffbringer!
>>44291996>joint basesSounds like a godawful mess of culture clashes, and probably also a whole lot of our shit tier dudes. My heart goes out to you.For reals. I may do a lot of light-hearted shit talking of other services, but my hatred of my onetime own is the real deal.
>>44291938,,,why do I get the mental image of it being a monthly run of the bilge pumps to drain their scuppers? x.x
>>44291918If you can find some, it's really damn good.see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LE-XipMIb4As for other alcohol; if more of one for liquors, a place did figure out how to ferment maple syrup. It's called Gélinotte. 44-proof deliciousness.
>>44292050I'm still not really a fan of a story 'bout already-captive abyssals when capturing an abyssal at all is such a big thing in the main quest
>>44291882When I drink liquor it is with a very simple objective in mind.
>>44292082My DNA is fucking huge apparently. Oh need to take fistfuls of nodoz(es) downed will double to tipple coffee to get that good caffeine high. Still want it?
>>44292121Take it as you will, anon. It's not canon, at least as far as I'm concerned. It's in that anomalous area of "well it doesn't conflict with things so it could potentially be canon" when ultimately it's writing for writing's sake.
>>44292121I know, I wonder too. Is this before, during, or after what is going on here? If before or during, perhaps something happens to Deutschland that would make it temporary.
>>44292119Ooooooh.The monthly is Fairy Poop
>>44292098YOU STOP THAT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!
>>44291985Not him>Kant-O-Celle Quest: Why Settle for another Admiral?
>>44292098(Since I can't find the reaction image I want...)YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
>>44292157It's not so much a matter of conflicting events, just conflicting scopes of drama. It's fine, I don't gotta read it
>>44292104I work at WRNMMC, so it's... well it's an experience but less of a culture shock then others because we're all military medicine and there are only so many ways to do that. >>44292084Fuck you>>44292120I must search for this. I live close enough to DC to probably be able to find it, there's a little bit of everything in that city. Captcha, motorcycles aren't trucks.
>>44292140>95%Perfect for driving.
>>44291985I haven't formatted the other parts yet, this will take a minute.HAHA, YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED DESSRENE DESSCARTES SAYSGIVE HIM THE DESSEXTRACUTER CLASS STAR DESSTROYERARMED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL DESS STAR5.25 INCH FLOPPY DESSKETTE DRIVEPERSONAL DESSTOP COMPUTERSALT WATER DESSALINATION PLANTROMANTIC PREDESSTINATIONMORALLY DESSTITUTESKIMPY DESSING GOWNDO YOUR GODDAMNDESSINCANDESSENT LIGHTNINGRUTHLESS DESSPOTTHOUSAND ISLAND SALAD DESSINGGIVE THEM THEIR JUST DESSERTSHEAT DESS OF THE UNIVERSEWE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DESSHAHAENGAGEMENT STATUS: DESSSPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR DESSBEATING A DESS HORSEPORN KILLED THE LASERDESSCREAM FILLED HOSTDESS TWINKIENOT ONLY DOES GOD PLAY DESS, THE DESS ARE LOADEDWHO LET THE DESS OUTFOUR DIMENSIONAL DESSERACTUNLICENSED HAIRDESSERCAN'T TOUCH DESSDESS STAR TRENCH RUNTEAM FORTDESS 2CASUAL SUMMER SUNDESSINCOME DESSPARITYGUILTY OF NEGLIGENT DESSCHARGEX-COM: TERROR FROM THE DESSTESTIMONY DELIVERED UNDER SIGNIFICANT DESSAPERTURE SCIENCE DESS CHAMBERHAHAIT'S TOO LATE, THERE IS NO DESSCAPEDESS ISN'T A GRAVE, IT'S THE WAIFU YOU CHOSEMY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEESSWITDESS ME SISTERSBURNING LOVE IS RICH IN VITAMIN DESSVERY DESSHONOURABUA ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO DESSSIMPLE BEAR NEDESSITIESY U DO DESSDRUNK AND DESSORDERLY CONDUCTTHE DESS SIDE OF THE MOONAMNESIA: DARK DESSCENTI AM BECOME DESS DESTROYER OF WORLDSHEY Y'ALL WATCH DESSTHE INTERNAL REVENLEWD SERVICE IS CONDUCTING A PROPERTY ADESSMENTGRANDMASTER DESS CHAMPIONOBDESSIVE COMPULSIVE DESSORDERBROADCASTING EMERGENCY DESSDESS BEACON
>>44291938Obviously it's related to how they replace dead/injured fairies
>>44292160If you want to imagine it in the canon timeline, it takes place roughly a year before Navyfag's TeleGrafs. Otherwise it's contemporary in its own bubble.
>>44292098Who summons me?
>>44292154Maybe.>>44292140Good for the soul indeed.
>>44292208If you're a slav, absolutely>>44292219Oh fuck
>>44292046>mystery stains on the mattress, sheets rolled up in a ball, oh what joy, i wonder if they left me some needles too!>into the biohazard cart it goesi wish we could put some of our guests in the incinerator
>>44291882"Whiskey" is a pretty wide category, doc.Pic related for drinking on its own, vodka for mixers. But only because vodka is the liquor involved in the Moscow Mule.>>44292196Good to hear that you don't have to put up with airdales. Or engineering rates before/during/after big inspections.
>>44292226Four months after the start of the war? Huh.
>>44292098Fuck you and your fucking fluff.
>>44292231THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
>>44291985HAHAYOU'RE ALREADY DESS, THIS IS HELLLIBERA TE TUTEMET EX INFERDESSWE MUST DESSENTFROST GIANTDESS WAT DOVIOLATING A NON DESSCLOSURE AGREEMENTTACTICOOL HARNDESSSTAINDESS STEEL KATANAMY OTHER RIDE IS A DESSDESSPUTED ISLAND TERRITORYDIAGNOSIS: HYPERDESSION OF THE HEARTWHAT TO DO UNTIL THE DESSIAH COMESI REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE DESSRED LIGHT DESSTRICTGEODESSIC DOMEPROOF OF UNINTELLIGENT DESSIGNCEASE AND DESSIST ORDERDC40 WILL SAVE AGAINST INSTANT DESSWHEN THIS DESS HITS 77 KNOTS YOU'RE GONNA SEE SOME SERIOUS SHIP
>>44292231HELLO FLUFF, WE HEARD YOU HAD THE GOODS.
>>44292231>>44292231We found some new writing fuel for you
>>44292226I've been trying to figure out what is canon and what is not, and your story was one of the major murky zones for me. Thanks for clearing that up. While...admittedly a little intrigued by the terrible story about the brown water navy and Native Americans, it seemed like an interesting concept, just extremely poorly done.
>>44292287>WE MUST DESSENT
>>44292254Some one who knows that Whiskey isn't one kind of alchol... I'm impressed and surprised. Most don't so I just say I like whiskey(which is technically true as I like all kinds of whiskey). AND DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DOCTOR TO YOU?!SERIOUSLY, ASK THE MARINE THAT JUST SHOWED UP!>>44292258HATE DOES A NURSE LOOK LIKE A DOC?
>>44292232For more casual less "haha time to steal another roadsign" drinking experience I recommend mead. I have a Lithuanian friend who keeps me supplied. Then again given the oncoming holiday season maybe peppermint schnapps is more appropriate. I don't know, too much liquor too little time.
>>44292231You are about as effective as this guntana.
>>44292310>Anon is literally trying to kill the fluffbringer
“What,” you begin shakily, “in the *literal* blue fucking blazes is that fucking thing?” Shimakazie blinks. “That's rensouhou-chan.” “That, right, there, see,” you manage, “that answer, that is not meaning shit to me, Shimakazie. What the fuck, Shimakazie, what the fuck is that thing.”Shimakazie squints at you. “Ren-sou-hou-chan,” she enunciates slowly and clearly. You run your gaze up and down her outfit. She stands before you in full fit-out, her true nature as a shipgirl in full effect... and yet the only symbol of her dual nature you can see is in her shoes; the tall rudders acting like high-heels; and the small, almost decorative anchor hanging off one side of her shirt. Standing next to Hamp, with his imposing tripod mast hovering over his head and the full mass and firepower of a heavy cruiser arrayed about him in a halo of steel, the destroyer's slender, lithe lines are put in sudden sharp contrast. Her flowing blonde hair sways in the seabreeze like gossamer spidersilk, innocent green eyes clear and curious as she studies you. Even the thin straps of her panties hooked over her hips only accentuate how small they are, just wide enough to make the narrowing of her tiny waist apparent. You slide your gaze away from the puzzled destroyer to her... renshouwhatever. It is, indeed, a turret, no two ways about it - the heavy barrette, the square-sided gunhouse, the twin guns with the canvas weather covers protecting the articulation point and elevation gearing. It's solid and square and powerful-looking; just like the main armament ought to be - even the way the ridiculous life-preserver's round shape bullies its way through the water speaks to its brute strength. [ ] ... it almost make sense.[ ] ... no. No, this doesn't - this is just too fucking strange, it's - it's not connected to her - I have to - I have to talk to someone about this.
>>44291985HAHADESSOLATION, DEVASTATIONWHAT A DESS WE MADE WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONGALASKAN KING KONGOU: THE DESSLIEST CATCHFORMAL EVENING DESSKERBAL DESS PROGRAMUNDESSING FOR BEDTOP DESSDESS EX MACHINAMANUAL DESSURE RELIEF VALVEEVERYTHING WE CAN'T DESS ON THE FLOOR LEST WE BREAK YOUR SPINEEQUAL TO OR DESS THANCHIEF JUSDESS OF THE SUPREME COURTDESSBARRED FROM PRACTICING IN A COURT OF DAWWABBADON THE DESSPOILERDO NOT DESSTURB SIGNNUDESS COLONYCOGNITIVE DESSONANCEWEEKEND QUEST DESSCUSSION THREADET TU DESSU?
>>44292315Ayup. I'm a fan of the non-canon freedoms allowed for writing. Just write what you like, and->brown water navy and Native AmericansI won't ask.
>>44292231Are you in the Drinking or Caffinating crowd tonight?>>44292098This! This right >>44292231 is your fault!
>>44292326PROBABLY NOT. DOCS NEVER HAVE TITS. CEPT DOC SWEET AND HE FUCKING HATED IT WHEN WE POINTED IT OUT TO HIM. For fucking real though that dude was fucking squared away. Best corpsman we ever had, bar fucking none. I miss his big black ass.
>>44292355>[ ] ... it almost make sense.
>>44292355>[X] ... it almost make sense.
>>44292339Playing fallout 4 had me thinking of that shotgun that shoots explosive swords.This is more disappointing.
>>44291985HAHATWO ROUTES DIVERGED IN A WOOD AND II TOOK THE ONE DESS TRAVELLED BYGREEK OIL DESSAGEDESSWEIGHT TONNAGECEREMONIAL DESS UNIFORMDESSASSINS CREED 2: BONGO BOOGALOOTAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF ME YOU DESS DIRTY APEDESSZLACK OF MODESSTYDO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DESSCOVERY CHANNELDESSED FOR SUCCESSSOWING THE SEEDS OF DESSCORDAPPLE iDESSFROZEN IN DESSBELIEFCAN'T DESSUADE THE DESSDESSARMINGLY HANDSOMEWIZARDESS, NO SENSE OF NIP OR NONG
>>44292287>DESSPUTED ISLAND TERRITORYahahahaahahahHhahahahahaha3ehahahAHAHAHAHAHEHADHAHADHADHADHAHDSFAH;D;SFJDSADADFADFFUCKINADSKNDKNKIGDAKINbrpoke ad,kf
>>44292355>[ ] ... no. No, this doesn't - this is just too fucking strange, it's - it's not connected to her - I have to - I have to talk to someone about this.
>>44292254On a less doc v. nurse rage note, that looks really good. Pic related as my fav free standing drink
>>44292287Here's one: ALL PART OF A GRAND DESSIGN
>>44292196Sortilege maple whisky: http://www.wine-searcher.com/find/sortilege+maple+syrup+whiskySortilege maple whisky cream: http://www.wine-searcher.com/find/sortilege+maple+creamThe Gélinotte liqueur, afaik, unfortunately isn't readily available outside of the province due to limited production by the sugarshack/meadery that makes it.
>>44292355[x] ... it almost make sense.
>>44292355>[ ] ... it almost make sense.EMBRACE THE MADNESS
>>44292355[x]... it almost make sense. There is but one way to keep even a shred of sanity, and that's just to roll with it.
>>44292355>It...almost makes sense?
>>44292355>[ ] ... it almost make sense.Just give up already Settle.
>>44292355[X] ... it almost make sense.Yes embrace it
>>44292385He's brokenThe gods have abandoned usSacrifice what you can and pray to what is no longer there
>>44292355>[ ] ... it almost make sense.If we want to survive this, we have to start taking what small victories we can find.
>>44291985HAHADESS, DESS, DESS SENORA, SHAKE YOUR WATERLINEDESS, DESS, DESS SENORA, SHAKE IT ALL THE TIMEI CAST FINGER OF DESSLEFT 4 DESSIMMODESST PROPOSALSTRANGERS IN PARADESS31 FLAVOURS OF SALT AND YOU CHOSE TO BE DESSYOU'RE ALL CLEAR KID, NOW LETS BLOW THIS DESS AND GO HOMEDUAL WIELD FINDESS RANGERPROFESSIONAL ICE CREAM DESSDESSTERBUSIDESS AS USUALMOONSHINE DESSTILLERYDESS WAR OF MINEYOU DUN DESSED UPMADD: MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DESSINGDESS-DAY, OPERATION OVERLEWDYOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES ME DESSOPENOFFICE? DESSGUSTING
>>44292355>write-in>FUCK IT.>After all the shit we've seen, fuck it. Just fuck it all.
>>44292355>[ ] ... it almost make sense."You Cheater"
>>44292355>[x] ... it almost make sense.MADNESS TAKE US
>>44292355>[x] ... it almost make sense.Here's how it makes sense: FUCKING SHIP-SLUT MAGICNow that you understand, go hit the bar/liquor cabinet/wherever the hell the booze is in this god forsaken hell hole.
>>44292355[ ] ... no. No, this doesn't - this is just too fucking strange, it's - it's not connected to her - I have to - I have to talk to someone about this.
>>44292355>[ ] ... it almost make sense.But not enough sense.
>>44292355>[x] ... it almost make sense.
>>44292356>NUDESS COLONY...I find your views intriguing and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
>>44292355>[x] ... it almost make sense.Kick reason to the curb.
>>44292355>Her flowing blonde hair sways in the seabreeze like gossamer spidersilk, innocent green eyes clear and curious as she studies you. Even the thin straps of her panties hooked over her hips only accentuate how small they are, just wide enough to make the narrowing of her tiny waist apparent.
>>44292355>[ ] ... it almost make sense.>>44292364Likely Drinking at this rate.>>44292306I'm working on them, But this time I need some choices as to WHO'S NEXT.http://strawpoll.me/6323766>>44292289Good choice. Same here.
>>44292437MADDESS TAKE US
>>44292355>[ ] ... no. No, this doesn't - this is just too fucking strange, it's - it's not connected to her - I have to - I have to talk to someone about this.TIME TO DRINK.
>>44292433OOOOHHH, switching my vote to this.
>>44292355>[ ] ... it almost make sense.We spoke to one of Arizona's crew. We carried a wee little imperial Japanese damage control officer under our hat.We just have to NOT think about it
>>44292355>[ ] ... it almost make sense.Wait....She's the fastest DD ever built in the war.Her rigging consists of two propeller high-heels, but she doesn't carry her turrets around.....THAT CHEAT! THAT FUCKING CHEATING CHEATER WHO CHEATS AT CHEATING WHORES DONT CHEAT THIS MUCH YOU WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>44292355>[ ] ... it almost make sense.Give up, it's Shimakaze we're talking about.
>>44292380Like in Borderlands? As there was a gun in the second game that did EXACTLY that.>>44292355>[x] ... it almost make sense.this is just another thing on top of WW2 battlships taking on the form of attractive girls, having wee little people inside of them, etc.
>>44292385planefag, Japan sending Kongou to the Senkaku Islands in a show of force when?
>>44292355>[x] ... it almost make sense.Settle *does* know gear can be independent of the ship and still work: Hate's Yamatorifle, for example.
>>44292475>These choicesO kurwa
>>44292355>[o] ... it almost make sense.And lo, the light dawns on our wayward admiral. Now stop panicking, you big baby. It's just another symptom of Shimakaze-ness.And with that, I skulk off to bed. Looks like I'll have to provide fairies and grandmaboats next time.
>>44292355> [x] ... it almost make sense.
>>44292368Not all Nurses are female, but they're definitely the scarier ones. Sounds like a doc I would have enjoyed meeting.
>>44292488A whore thats faster than you
>>44292355>[ ] ... it almost make sense.Then he'll discover Shimakaze is not the only one with little animated turrets.
>>44291985HAHADESS IS MY RIFLE, DESS IS MY GUNDESS IS FOR FIGHTING, DESS IS FOR FUNALL WORK AND NO PLAY WILL BE THE DESS OF YOUDESS TO THE CHOPPERWII FITDESS TRAINERPINK HIMALAYAN SALT DESSPOSITSADEPTUS CUSTODESSPRODUCT MAY CONTAIN DESS50 SHADES OF DESSTHE CODESS ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVER BURNING LOVENO MR BOND I EXPECT YOU TO DESSDESSTINY THE TAKEN KINGSNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DESSJUNK DESSTROYERDESSTERITY IS MY DUMP STATTALENTDESS HACK WRITERTHE WHICKED WITCH OF THE DESS
>>44292385>>44292385>China's fucking face when Japanese carriers and battleships sail by the spratleys
>>44292355put your dick away settle that's a child
>>44292532IM FUCKING PLYING
>>44292475>http://strawpoll.me/6323766Where's the option for killing yourself?
>>44292488>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREI fucking wish.
>>44292475These choices please Slaanesh
>>44292532...I don't think Shimakaze violated any treaties?(also most of Japan's design bullshit happened *after* they'd officially chucked the treaties out the window, yanno.)
...hey Planefag? You've been misspelling Shimakaze's name wrong all night.
>>44291985HAHA, I RAN OUT OF PUNS EDITIONOH KEINE A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OKAYI QUEST ALL NIGHT AND I DESS ALL DAYTRUTH IN ADVERDESSMENTDESS IS MY WAIFU, THERE ARE MANY LIKE HER BUT DESS ONE IS MINEDIAMOND, THE HARDESS METAL KNOWN TO MANFULL DESSCLOSURETHE WALKING DESSIT'S AN ABSTRACT KIND OF DESSDESSOLVING THE POLAR SALT CAPSCAUGHT IN A STATE OF UNDESSTHE IDESS OF MARCHPRODUCT MAY CAUSE DESSCOLOURATIONWITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT DESSI'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT DESSHOT HALF HAKUTAKU DESSTORIAN SOCIETYFRESHDESS GUARANTEED IF SEAL BROKENMORDENKEINEN'S DESSJUNCTIONAND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, THE DESS
>>44292541he's alluding to how she's graceful and slender and built for speed you fucking pedo omg
>>44292355>[X] ... no. No, this doesn't - this is just too fucking strange, it's - it's not connected to her - I have to - I have to talk to someone about this.Crab.Share the pain.
>>44292573You forgot to take your trip off.
>>44292475>http://strawpoll.me/6323766I knew that option was going to be winning but I still voted for my faves anyway. You should try and make that winner as... sane as possible, just for the shits and giggles.
>>44292569He's drunk and caffeinatedDon't expect the details to be checked
>>44292572UNDESS TO DESSWITNESS THE POWER OF THIS FULLY OPERATIONAL DESSSTAR
>>44292532Kagerous and later on Shimakaze were post-treaty tho. Japan officially renounced the treaty in 1936 and the IJN Kagerou was laid down 1937.
>>44292231I love how Fluff is able to cause so much salt by just appearing.
>>44292604It's winning because the best option, fluff an heroing, isn't there and watching him fail at wrapping his words around a threesome is the next best thing.
>>44292532YOU MEAN THEIR ENTIRE COCKGOBBLING OH SO HONARBRUUU FUCKING NAVY SHIT THAT WASN'T EFFECTIVE EVEN WHEN THEY WERE BREAKING FUCKING ALL THE FUCKING GODDAMN AGREEMENTS AND THEY COULDN'T BUILD A HALF DECENT ANYTHING EVEN WHEN THEY WERE FUCKING CHEATING?
>>44292355>[ X ] ... it almost make sense.
>/tg/ in charge of clearing events or maps on any difficulty
>>44292597word of god says its truewordofgod bitch
>>44292569I probably would be too if I was sober.
>>44292604Personally, I just voted for the biggest trainwreck option.
>>44292613Quit dessing around Fap.
>>44292488>Fastest DD in the war.FRANCE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU
>>44292613I fucking hate you so much right now, it's unfucking real.
Threesome is love, threesome is life.
Hey Hatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19dMSRLCFIsYour thoughts?
>>44292637Stop getting horny for loli shipsluts.
>>44292627No he's just wrong.
>>44292541>>44292573FLAT IS JUSTICE
>>44292326I call everyone medical "doc" for the same reason I call everyone Navy "chief". It's because, despite knowing the difference between someone who does work and someone who mostly administrates, I was in engineering.I have zero fucks to give after having been an engineering rate during multiple major inspections, and can only successfully think when I'm torqued up on caffeine and rage. Which is why we're so bad to be around when there's a major inspection within the next three weeks or the past six days.
>>44292651good only for running away
>>44292651No one beats France in running away!
>>44292627Hey, Sammy? I've got this awesome new candy I'd like you to try. Yeah, it's called "Quaaludes"...
>>44292557I would like to point out that Hate X Iowa isn't an option. Why? 1: I see it that it's already happened back when he boarded her in LA. 2: He would likely hunt me down and attempt to mangle me if I did, so no. He's off the list.
>>44292661ITS MY QUESTAND I'LL FAPIF I FUKKIN WANT TOO
>>44292475>Good choice. Same here.
>>44292637Death of the Author, bitch.
>>44292627Sammy, they didn't actually cheat - all the stuff that would have violated the London/Washington treaties was built *after* they'd formally withdrawn from the things.
>>44292666I think she's raging to hard to think.Hey, Sammy, We Have Some New Coffee For You.
>>44292694HOIST ON MY OWN FUKKIN QUIPwhat vote won anyway oh god room is moving fast
>>44292627Japan is the country of autistic engineers.The only things they are good at building are deathtraps, and some of those turned out to be somewhat decent weapons by Japanese standards.
>>44292694*Dess of the Author
>>44292627They sunk you didn't they?
>>44292627Wouldn't you have loved to have some of those torpedoes of theirs?
>>44292626I think I'm to drunk to understand words at this point therefore, yes.
>>44292714Planefag I'm calling EMS on you
>>44292569settle always gets it wrong.planefag only sometimes gets it wrong.could be trolling, might just be too lazy to fix the incorrectly-trained autocorrect in openoffice.
>>44292714Almost makes sense did... I think, someone double check the drunk nurses count.
>>44292705>Hey, Sammy, We Have Some New Coffee For You.No, bad Anon, no poisoning the daughterus. I bet you'd give that shit to Kongo too, you sadistic bastard.
>>44292686>No choice for a lewd sub sex party.
btw for those wondering Rensouhou is 連装砲, meaning 'Twin Gun Mount'.
WELL THAT WAS EASY VOTES CALLED
Remember when I said I ran out of puns?HAHA I LIED, BONUS ROUNDSHE PUT THE KEINE IN THE COCONUT SHE DRANK THEM BOTH UPSHE PUT THE KEINE IN THE COCONUT AND CALL ME IN THE MORNINGROBERT JORDAN'S THE WHEEL OF KEINECIAPHAS KEINE HERO OF THE IMPERIUMTHE KEINE FROM CITIZEN KEINEWE'RE ALL KEINE HERE NOW, THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU?CHILI CON KEINELEMON KEINE LOLLIPOPSA LAND BEFORE KEINEKEINESTONE QUARRYCLOCKS TICKING, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF KEINEMORE DIABEETUS THAN A SUGARKEINE PLANTATIONKEINESTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTSA MOMENT FROZEN IN KEINETHE WRITER SUFFERS FROM CHRONIC HYPOKEINEDRIAI USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOUBUT THEN I TOOK A KEINE TO THE D
>>44292777Breaking news, Settle doesn't speak nip-nong ching-chong.
>>44292762How about barbiturates? Can we slip Sammy some of them so that she doesn't burn out her turbines again?
I just want to say, you are all morally desstitute.
>>44292802I know?This is for the reader's benefit.
>>44292686>implying that I was asking for Hate X Iowa.Nope, Yamato NTR-ing Iowa by fucking Hate
>>44292808jesus christ anon
>>44292715No it isn't.If their engineers were autistic, maybe what they built wouldn't have been so shit.
>>44292795>tfw no more awiy everI'm sadreally though I wanted more cirno
>>44292764I can't wait for I-19 to met Shimakaze and learn her ways.
>>44292764Because she too easy.
>>44292795I wish I was that fucking witty.>>44292817...How does that work?
>>44292842Shimakaze is too dumb to catch on to Iku's titty toddler ways
>>44292808That may be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
>>44292817Never gonna fucking happen. That's fucked up and you're a fucked up individual for asking for it.
>>44292845>too easy.That is an oxymoron. >>44292870I mean I-19 learns the art that is exposed thong straps.
>>44292901There's gotta be a doujin out there
>>44292857You don't want to know besides it always ends up with a BAD END.>>44292882No worries. I'm NOT going to make that either. You're in the clear.
>>44292882How about Yamato having sex with Iowa?
>>44292857Rapes Hate when he's having a video call with Iowa maybe?
>>44292916If you find it I need the link.I'd post J Jonah Jameson demanding more pictures if the image limit wasn't hit.
>>44292930You seem to think that homosexuality is a very, very commonplace thing. So much so that people like you exist 10:1 to your average hetfag. Your taste a shit, Yamato x Musashi OTP.
>>44292930Fucked up fantasies aside, you do fucking understand that's like asking me "Hey Hate, what about your sister and your girlfriend fucking? You'd be down for seeing that, right?" fuckin no, dingus, she's my fucking sister. Jesus.
>>44292975>YamatocestI want it
>>44292882Lt. you said Yamato was like a sister, right?>>44292980Oh well that settles that.If that's the case, may I have your permission to ask your sister out? I promise, nothing untoward will happen (as if I would survive it if I even thought of trying).>inb4 she laughs my gaijin ass out of the room
>>44292917I still say Settle x Shoukaku....plz Fluff?
>>44292980But there's no Westermack between you and Yamato.
Had a butter bar come into my office today and ask me: "MAJ what are you doing sir?""Playing KC""What sir?""Look it up" I then had to explain to a BUTTER BAR how to do that damn lottery. It was a long lunch break.
>>44292980You consider Yamato a sister?
>>44293031>He explained KC to a butterbar>Revealing your power level like thisMadman, I'm telling you
>>44293031There's a server with no lottery nowadays
>>44292975If you as a male don't think that two females pushing their tits into each other as they make out, is hot, than you are gay.
>>44293020I. I cannot cringe any harder than I thought possible.Bentus levels of cringe.Please. Just kill yourself. Die with what little dignity you have left you fucking faggot.
>>44292980But it's okay if she's your sister because it isn't by blood~!
>>44293020Fucking no. You don't rate. Don't fucking worry, no one else rates either. Maybe Johan Hegg or Joakim Brodén, but that's fucking it and neither of them has said a fucking word about it, so, fucking, no.
>>44293087I'd rather be fucking them then have them only be interested in muffdiving, anon. Quit taking away our straight women, you SJW scum. :^)
>>44292980>she's my fucking sisterShe has needs. Sex is a good thing not a bad thing.
>>44293031>explaining>butterbarYou have only yourself to blame for this
>>44293105Just fucking stop.
>>44292689Jesus Christ, Deme.
>>44293063You amuse the drunk anon. >>44293070I'm old school, you either get in via lottery or fuck you. >>44293110Had to explain to a butter bar how to KanColle. During my fucking lunch break no less.
>>44293109>Joakim BrodénGood man Hate
>>44293131That doesn't mean you gotta be into it, mate
>>44293031>butterbarsThe only good butterbar is an ex-enlisted. One of my instructors in mechanic school was former Army enlisted, and he was just about infinitely better than any ensign I ever met in the fleet. All our good officers had silver bars. Or split bars, because fuck yeah warrants.
>>44293121>only be interested in muffdiving,I never said anything about that.
>>44293150>Had to explain to a butter bar how to KanColle. During my fucking lunch break no less.I read that.Still wot.
>>44293109Could any ships make the rate?
>>44293131Stop pushing it, anon.>>44293174People are people, even if they are butter bars.Meaning, he liked what he saw.
>>44293161When in Rome.
>>44293032He considers Iowa a girlfriend?
>>44293150Be honest, how many ship slots have you bought?
>>44293103Grow a sense of humor, Francis.
>>44293103Meh, a day's not complete unless I've utterly and publicly disgraced myself in some way.>>44293109Fair enough I suppose. I figured I had no dignity left to lose by asking at least.>>44293150>explain to a butter bar how to KanColleThere's a word for what I'm feeling right now...It's not 'amused' but it's close to it. To hell with it, I'm sleepy. Later.
>>44293204I've only bought 1 myself. Probably going buy another and then the two repair slots.
>>44293176Maybe- MAYBE- a fuckking Tillman IV-2 if he came back squared the fuck away and wasn't a navy fuckbag. I don't have much fucking hope that'll fucking happen though.
>>44293200This isn't goddamn Rome. >>44293219I personally find highly amusing that some anons have decided that I'm a measurement of cringe.
>>44293134I... I have no way to argue this really. >>44293167Indeed this is true.>>44293174I know I know. >>442932040. Cause I've got the time to be patient. >>44293219Hehe, I AM amused by your comment. Then again I'm drunk and that always makes things funnier for me.
>>44293220>He didn't prioritize repair slotsSeriously, two is suffering
>>44293256Hurry up and wait, huh?
>>44293270I know, anon. It hurts. I need more Akashis if I don't come into digital dollars soon enough.
>>44290187HEY. YOU FUCK. STOP GIVING OUT MY COFFEE RECIPE. THATS A FUCKING TRADE SECRET YOU FUCKING SHITBAG.
>>44293318Hey Hatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19dMSRLCFIsYour thoughts?
>>44293256Just you wait for the next event and are rained down with rare ships you don't want but can't stomach scrapping because of their rarity or their Kai equips. And you need 5 slots open to even participate.
After hearing requests. I choose to revamp the poll. here, vote once more.http://strawpoll.me/6324022
>>44293318Only two hours late to the party on that one, Lieutenant. Better than me, at least. I'm three hours late to this party.As usual.
>>44293270Nah it just means you use more buckets. Run 2 all the time and you should reach 1000 like I did.
>>44293377>tfw running 2 but also grinding for WinterThe RSC is not my enemy, my bucket count is
>>44293365Dangit, Fluff. Just write what interests you the most. Otherwise it'll be crappy.
The pieces slide and stick together like a puzzle pieces made of calamari - icky just to touch, but... it fits. Shimakaze was a prototype, a proof-of-concept pushed into active service for lack of sufficient line units. Combat made her an entity; solidified her presence, but... ... could it be? The possibility dogs your wet heels all the way to shore, as do Sammy's corgis; yipping and frolicking gaily in your wake. Naka put her finger on it early - and it's nothing that the theorists haven't floated before (for what little good one more shot means to the fusillade already fired into the dark.) The ship-girls are *spirits,* the product of those who lived, fought and died within their steel embrace. The turrets, however - the turrets suggest something different.
>>44293404That's the thing, I got a number of Ideas to what to make, this is for which one I make first.
>>44293253Well you are a known role player, in a place where your particular kind isn't needed nor welcome, you come from a safe space echo chamber site, where you have delusions of importance in this quest, to the point where Planefag himself called you on your shit.So yeah I give britfag a 1/2 a bentus worth of cringe
>>44293392I know that feel, bro. I ran out of fuel in the 300+ attempts for Graf, but it was the buckets that killed me the most.
>>44293404That'll happen no matter what, so at least this way, we can choose what trainwreck we get.
>>44293404it'll be crappy either way heyoooooooooooodon't see sammy x willie in there so no votes from me
Hamp sips at his coffee contentedly as you walk back to your apartment - you don't feel steady enough to drive, and Hamp's vehicular velocities would be even worse. The blistering midsummer sun slowly dries your waterlogged khakis as you turn the idea over and over during the long trek back. You hearken back to Naka's drunken, tear-stained confession; the open misery in her eyes as she unburdened herself to you in your darkened office. Goto, getting you drunk in *his* office, urging you to see their softer side, their girly side - their humanity. It strains to the breaking point, but fails to click together - much like your aching back no matter how many times you tilt your head or twist at the waist. It's on the cusp, but... ... you sigh. Too much, too fast - one thing you've learned in command positions is how to sleep on a problem for a bit. Looks like you'll need to sleep on this one, as well. Hamp is bobbing his head in time to some song you can't hear - his fit-out is still evident, and every now and then the diminutive hoop of his D/F antenna will twitch and adjust bearing. Must be picking up some J-pop or something. As you round the last landscaped corner before the big block of base housing apartments, you espy someone standing in front of your door - a someone with a familiar long shock of quicksilver hair. She's wearing tight stonewashed jeans and what looks like a peach shirt, and studying the doormat intently. [ ] Wait.[ ] Saunter. [ ] Walk. [ ] Grab Hamp's hand and giggle.
>>44293433I didn't start until 2 days before the event. Graf was nowhere near my mindI got Ooyodo though, so it's all good
>>44293392Finished Fall with about 600 buckets. Used over 400. I'd've used more but after doing 100 S-ranks without getting Akizuki (I counted) I said fuck it and gave up on any and all farming.
>>44293457Destroyers are not for Lewds.
>>44293467>[ ] Saunter.
>>44293467>[ ] Grab Hamp's hand and giggle.
>>44293467>[ ] Walk.
>>44293467>[ ] Walk.IT IS TIME
>>44293467>[ ] Grab Hamp's hand and giggle.It's time.
>>44293467I'm going to go withhhh...>[X] Walk. Because I don't think Settle can saunter with a bum leg and a cane.
>>44293467[ ] Saunter.
>>44293467>[x] Walk.Ignore the fucking button.
>>44293365>no SendaixSettle>No HornetxSettle>No YamatoxSettleFluff pls
>>44293467[ ] Grab Hamp's hand and giggle.
You know, if the coffee that Hamp fed Settle is the kind he drinks all the time... imagine what he'd be like if you *took it away from him*. Or maybe worse, switched it for decaf...
>[X] Walk. --[x]Pimp cane swagger
[x] Grab Hamp's hand and giggle.fuck the waifushit
>>44293467[ ] Walk.
>>44293467>[ ] Grab Hamp's hand and giggle.YAOIAOI
>>44293467>WalkI don't like her that much but I'll always be a fan of level-headedness
>>44293467>[X] Grab Hamp's hand and giggle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=NITBfc1EOBo#t=96
>>44293467>[ ] Walk.Don't we have a pile of work that Admiral Thomas and the CNO wants us to fucking get done, that we haven't been doing because we're too pre-occupied with our emotions and sanity?
>>44293467> Grab Hamp's hand and giggle.
>>44293537>imagine what he'd be like if you *took it away from him*. Or maybe worse, switched it for decaf...have you ever seen a sober fucking irishman?have you ever seen the fucking animal inside?
>>44293467>turn 360 degrees and moon[x]Walk.
>>44293537That's actually a very interesting question. How the hell is Hamp so mellow when he drinks that enriched uranium-grade coffee?
>>44293467 Spin her around and kiss her.
>>44293279Now that I can post again, damn connection errors, yes that's exactly what I do.>>44293355Damn you GRAF ZEPPLIN!
>>44293581Rabid honeybadger on PCP?
>>44293598he's normally so mellow he doesn't even move
>>44293467>[x] Walk.This sounds about right.
>>44293467>[x]Saunter.Either Settle embarrasses himself or we get a flustered shipslut. Either way, it's entertaining.
>>44293318Seeing as how we haven't heard from SCIENCE! for a few hours you might want to deny any knowledge of that one, Lt.
>>44293598One hell of a massive level of tolerance. What he has is enough to keep him up, not enough to send him to whatever is the equivalent to the ER for humans (drydock, perhaps?)
>>44293581Oh? I think I know what you're talking about, though I'm sober just so I keep it restrained.
>>44293581Jesus, he could sink a whole abyassle strike force from his shear rage then. We need to weaponize this then.>>44293621Worse!
>>44293656SCIENCE is probably sitting in the ED of his local hospital right now while the EMS guys laugh their asses off filing the patient report
>>44293581Oh. That.Yeah, question answered.>>44293621Worse.>>44293626No, if there is indeed a raging Irishman within Hamp, mellow is the last thing he'll ever be without coffee.>>44293656I think SCIENCE! is dead. That coffee isn't meant for mere mortal. Probably just for Navy personnel and Med students after a week long night shift.
>>44293467>Grab Hamp's hand and giggle.
>>44293685>shearyou need to fucking stop posting dudejust fucking stop postingI'm begging youwith tears in my eyes
>>44293467>[Z] Grab Hamp's hand and giggle.THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>44293707angry at clippers
THREAD CALLED FOR THE NIGHT BECAUSE I CAN LITERALLY TASTE COLORS NOW, THAT WAS A JOKE BUT NOW IT IS A REAL THING JESUSSTANDBY FOR A NEWMOTHERFUCKINGNAKATIME
>>44293467[ ] Walk.>ignoring the obvious plot hooksplease, lets move through the sol stuff and get to the good parts
>>44293707...you're complaining about "shear" and not "abyassle"?
>>44293730Cheers boss, drink some water so you don't wake up dead. Good to be back.
standby for falling off the board
>>44293743a typo is one thing, being fucking stupid is another
>>44293743The dude can taste the color green. His priorities are a bit fucked right now.
>>44293730Planefag now is the time for medicine
>>44293730Good, now focus on clearing the rest of the normal maps.
>>44293730Water Planefag, lots of it.
>>44293707Remember anons, the one poster that fapangel himself complains about found SB through this thread, not the other way around. Now he shits up that place too...
>>44293730YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUSELF-DESTRUCTIVE STUPID SHITFORBRAINS LAZY GREEK FUCCBOI TURK-LOVING CLUELESS DOUBLE NIGGER
>>44293707>>44293756Now, now, we're all tired out, angry posters.>>44293730See? Now you admit the tiredness.Grab yourself some nap time after Naka Time. And Water. Loads of Water.
>>44293792We can bond over his blight
>>44293768>tfw can't be assed to clear because the RNG of 2-4 fucks me harder than any other force alive
>>44292980Sounds pretty hot, desu.
>>44293581finally an american who doesn't think ireland is fucking lucky charms disneylandit's a backwards swamp of bin-bombing potato niggers and the only thing keeping them from flooding out onto the mainland and ruining all of europe is that they die of thirst without their locally-produced alcohol
>>44293707I did that one on purpose. Hamp a angry and sober Hamp wouldn't need guns to kill them, something sharp would do. >>44293743I'm on my second shot of run, bite me.>>44293756Damn, calm down planefag.
>>44293852Now now, Achmed. Don't get your panties in a twist over in your hovel in England.
>>442938262-4 is piss easy mate, nowadays people clear it a week after they start playing.
NEW THREAD GOING UP FOR THE WRITEFAG BUKAKKAE HOLY SHIT BRACE YOUR COLLECTIVE ORIFICES >>44293852YES THEY ARE BASICALLY GREEKS WITH FUCKING SHAMROCKS AND A SOLVENT GOVERNMENT>>44293870NO U
>>44293852Oh, every European is highly aware of that fact.Ireland is a very pretty place at a first glance. It's still rather hazardous, and that's before you take the Irishmen into account.>>44293870Second shot of RUM, fluff. Get some sleep, man.
>>44293852Well they seem to do alright in America.Staying alive and drunk, anyway
>>44293881Not when RNG decides it likes to go straight to B and then Taiha on C people don't
>>44293581>have you ever seen a sober fucking irishman?oxymoron
>>44293886AND SO WRITEFAGGING THERE SHALL BE
>>44293912Just Naka time, I think.