>>44475150
inb4 the real navyfag

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“Behold the [ENGINE SCREAM] of the BANSHEE!” Essex declares grandly. Kaga's palm claps to her face with an audible impact as the sword hurtles off the bow, the violent vibration of the thin braided steel bowstring visible even on the shaky Global Hawk feed. The sword dissolves in a streak of flame that parts in twain, the dark shapes of wickedly forward-swept wings resolving into tangible aircraft at the head of each flaming dart. The F-2 Banshees bank hard, wide wings digging into the air as pull hard to put their noses on the incoming PT boats. Another two have already launched before Essex puts her rudder hard over to evade.

“This isn't happening,” Kaga says bluntly. “I was sunk, and this is Hell.”

“What makes you say that?” Goto says.

She jerks her thumb at you. “It's full of Yankees, for a start.”

The JDS Kaga's compliment arrives just as the Banshees begin their first runs, quad Colt autocannons chewing the water to foam around their hapless targets. The Bush's F-18s are making their own runs; white smoke trailing in their wake as the GAU-61s fire long lethal bursts. The ocean is so thick with little darting PT boats, towering palls of smoke from burning and smashed enemies and columns of spray from the few guns Essex can still bring to bear that it's hard to count the number of enemies.

But someone is trying - the computerized plotting board shows northwards of twenty of the bastards; and the subs are still unaccounted for!

“DICKBADGERS!” Essex cries, visibly shuddering as her bow swings through the emergency turn.

“Essex, you okay?” you ask.

“Of course!” she replies. “I'm the-”

“For fucks sake what HAPPENED!?” you demand.

“Uh, got hit by a torpedo?”

You didn't see the characteristic column of spray, so- “what, in the bow?”

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“Yes! I'm fine, though!”

“No,” you mutter. “No you're not.” The weapon probably blew clean through her bow from left to right - a luckily weak hit, structurally - but now water's pouring straight into her at thirty-plus knots from both sides. The abyssals are already splitting up into two groups, angling to each side to execute a proper hammer-and-anvil attack. They have to chase Essex down to deliver it, but she's already slackening speed lest the incoming water batter down her internal bulkheads - there's no hope of waiting for the Bush to launch more cover with Paveways or cluster bombs.

Fortunately, help is closer. The first JMSDF Seahawk reaches firing range and lets fly with a Hellfire. The abyssal PT boat turns hard to avoid, and a second Hellfire charges off the rail for a bracketing salvo. The picture from the Hawk is clear enough to see the awful snarl warping the monster's face as it slams its right prop into full reverse and the left into flank, the power differential throwing the creature into a turn so violent it's leaning into the maneuver like a rollerblader cornering fast. The first Hellfire loses track at the last second, the violent spray of water from the boat's fantail diffusing the laser, sending the shot into the drink to one side. The boat's just turning back for an s-shaped evasive maneuver when the second Hellfire screams in with a good track and strikes directly...

>>44475167
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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“RIGHT IN THE ASS!” Hate crows with amusement.

“The technical term is abaft,” Kaga says dourly.

“Abaft,” Hate repeats thoughtfully. “Huh. Not sure I understand.”

“Want me to use it in a sentence?” you ask him.

“Please.”

“Kaga has a stick up her abaft.”

Kaga's nose twitches with the iota of disdain she deigns to allow you as you and Hate slam a high-five.

Another Seahawk is screaming in low towards two abyssal boats almost within drop range of Essex, should they try their luck with a stern shot - but this one is lugging torpedoes, not rockets. The JDS Kaga kept Seahawks with Hellfires prepped for just such an attack, but only a pair - the rest were needed for ASW, like this one. Regardless, the pilot's pushing in for an attack at maximum speed, the door gunner's M-240 swiveling forward for the shot. With its runners skimming the waves, it flies right into the teeth of the abyssal tracer fire. You hear the task force commander screaming something about calling that crazy sonofabitch off, but it's too late - he's committed to the attack. From the overhead vantage you can see the Seahawk's nose turning to starboard as its true course wanders to port. The tracers follow the nose, drawing lead on a velocity vector that isn't there. The two vehicles scream past each other at two-hundred miles per hour combined closing rate, the M-240's tracers scattering over the boat from two hundred yards away - phenomenal shooting, all things considered.

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“Uh, Commander Shuttlecock, they're kind of getting close,” Essex's nervous voice harangues you.

“Can you call back your fighters?” you ask.

“What about the guys on the island, though?”

She does have a point there - a deckload of Corsairs is a fine contribution, especially considering the in-the-weeds gunruns they can make that no Hornet driver would risk.

Or be allowed to risk by the JTACs, that is - the F-18s are coming in again. You watch them scream over the enemy boats again and again, kicking into supersonic to add insult and shattered windows to injury. Their guns are silent - you can see the big green 0s in the HUDs ammo counters - but they draw their fair share of triple-A no less. Two more have taken up orbit and are busily communicating with the JMSDF chopper pilots, providing buddy illumination for their Hellfires from better angles. The two Hellfire-toting Seahawks are pressing to within fifteen hundred yards before launching, close enough to attract clouds of .50 cal and big, heavy 37mm shells that loft lazily past like glowing footballs. The Hellfires find their mark, laser designators burning through the mist and interference with sheer power from close range, twenty-pound tandem-charge warheads blowing clear through their bodies and punching out the other side, the fragmentation-sleeves shredding their insides. One of the Seahawks is packing the thermobaric variant - its first shot is a near-miss that envelops the target in a horrific fireball anyways, the boat emerging burning, smoking and with much of its rictus grin simply blasted off the superstructure. The torpedo-toting choppers are pairing off before attacking now, making their runs perpendicular to each other to split hostile fire while still bringing their starboard door guns to bear.

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The abyssals have had enough. Those that can loose their fish at Essex's stern from extreme range before they turn as one to flee, thick palls of choking, ugly smoke rising in their wake as their smoke generators go to work. The Seahawks break off, unable to lase through that muck, but the Banshees make a few more runs on the deck, quad Colts thundering violently till they've emptied their bins.

The door slams behind you; drawing every eye in the room. A rather harried looking Admiral Thomas has just entered, a travel mug in one hand, a manilla folder in the other and a small army of bleary-eyed aides in his wake.

“Sorry I'm late,” he says. He glances at the screen and his tired eyes go wide. “What the hell is going on?”

“Fifth Fleet's nightmare,” you reply succinctly.

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best portions

>>44475300
Admiral... Sir.... What the actual fuck?

>>44475300

Fuckin' Boghammars.

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>>44475167
>picture
Oh god

>>44475300
oh my god, Essex is fighting the Jews
RACIST

>>44475167
>heartshaped bellybutton hole
WHORE

Planefag, i found a Ballad for Arizona. Kinda sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKys9_8r5pc

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>>44475308
>out-trolled
>CRUNCHBOTE COMETH

You're a thousand years to young to fuck with me, bitch!

>>44475167
>Hal literally tracing over his own fucking art.

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED

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>>44475167
It really is the US version of Kongo.

A weapon to surpass Kongo Dess.

>>44475167
>literally Heather Crunch traced

lmao you honestly picked Halley to draw this bitch over pixel or the other drawfag

>>44475167
>Halley is so fucking lazy that he literally traced his own art

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FOLKS

>>44475167
>big tits
>wearing a corset
why.jpg

>>44475419
>proudly displays traced art of a character from another quest renamed for his own purposes
>I SURE SHOWED THAT GUY

Oh wow, you are serious

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>>44475431
>literally Heather Crunch traced

What, the art or the character?

>>44475434
>>44475421
What was the original?

>>44475441
Maybe she only LOOKS like she has big tits because of the corset?

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Essex is RED MAN.

>>44475232
Anyone else remember the story of the guy playing cmano who accidentally sunk a Russian SSBN with his Seahawk's doorgun?

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>>44475167

>>44475421
I thought it was an Archerko retrace. What's the orginal?

>>44475464
Both, it's good to see you admitting to scraping the bottom of the barrel for your latest anime endeavors.

>>44475419
Here come the tears, the screams and the rage.

Glory awaits.

>>44475165


Yeah, no. I don't care anymore.

>>44475167
>heroic spirit aircraft carrier

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>>44475461
>YOU'RE DIRTY he shouts at the pig wallowing in the mud-pit!

We're at a level of shitposting you cannot comprehend

>>44475485
she's also not wearing a bra

emiya pls

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Well well Shoukaku was right girls pull off the sexy apron look much better.

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>>44475505
As usual, the Navy can't be bothered to try!

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>>44475495
Does C:MANO allow modelling for WW2 ships?

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>>44475509
>le trolle king

You're at a level of mediocrity nobody can comprehend.

>>44475150
told you she wouldnt want to run

>>44475510
them titties have bulkheads. Why would they need a bra?

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>>44475502
>Kancolle
>not six feet below the bottom of the fucking barrel to begin with

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KEEP POSTING ANON

PLEASE

>>44475533
I don't get it?

>>44475515

Now I wanna see Arizona try.

Emphasis on fucking try.

>>44475501
>>44475467
>Implying I ever save any of Hal's art.

That would require lots of internet digging.

>>44475550
planefag please
I want to see what happens next

>>44475551

Steel donuts.

Wink wink.

>>44475551
HOW

>>44475550
>"please give me more attention!"
>*cuts threads short and whines that he doesn't know how to deal with his popularity*

It's not the worst Halley picture ever.
In fact, compared to some of his earlier work, it's downright excellent!
No, I don't have any of it saved, I'm not a masochist.

>>44475562

Damn son. I thought you and Ari were cool?

>>44475529
Not really, no. In the cold war database there are a few hulls, but basically no unless it found use after the war

>>44475550
It has begun, as it was foretold.

The great shitstorm of our time.

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>>44475567
I feel a pain at that.

>>44475167
>heart-shaped bellybutton cutout

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>44475593
But they can be modded in, right?

>>44475550
Shouldn't you be writing more of the most fun to ever emerge from the depths since Kongou?

Or fairies, fairies are good too.

>>44475167
Holy hopping hollyhocks, that is...

Christ almighty, she and Kongou must NEVER be in the same room as one another! Thank GOD she's not Admiral-sexual as well. Still, that's fuckin' amazing. I love it.

>>44475590

We are.

That's why I talk shit about her. And to her. What, you fucking think I was gonna be nice just cos she's my buddy? please.

>>44475515
The question being, when she shows off an apron, does she go straight for naked apron or hold back on the first attempt.

>>44475608
Not really, no. CMANO doesn't let you fuck with the database without the pro version, because support and compatability nightmares

>>44475562
Hate pls dont bully

>>44475610
>Thank GOD she's not Admiral-sexual
Yet.

>>44475610
She's not admiral-sexual... yet.

>>44475613
Quite a handicap game you got there considering she doesn't even really talk.

>>44475598

It's the truth and you fucking know it. You got the hips to make a shot at it, but you ain't got the tits.

>>44475567
You can't eat steel donuts. Why are they made of steel?

>>44475537
he mad

>>44475613
>That's why I talk shit about her. And to her. What, you fucking think I was gonna be nice just cos she's my buddy? please.
So, this makes Settle the best bro you will ever have then, right?

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>>44475613
Classic tsundere behavior, fucking harder with people the more you care about them.
You'll never be able to take back those drunken confessions, Lt.

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>>44475618
Stage one.

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>>44475551
you ain't from around these parts

>>44475167

Jesus, I figured she'd be smaller.

In literally every way.

>>44475636
it'll be fine she just needs to stuff some donuts in there or something

>>44475643

DONUT, STEEL. 1 (ONE) ea.

what the actual fuck is the point of this quest anymore

>>44475649
yaoi, right?

I for one, am fully on-board the Essex train.

Or rather, I'm on board the train to CarDiv town.

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>>44475666
Who would steal someones steel donut that you cannot even eat? That's silly.

>>44475670
Listening to Homo-Zepelin's Master Bait!

>>44475670
To stroke planefag's ego. He's like Kota if Kota was successful at quest writing, and remotely confident in his abilities.

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>>44475643
Ari probably could eat steal donuts, honestly.

>>44475598

Arizona!

Settle is being forced to deal with yet another obnoxious balloon-chested temptress!

He needs your help like he did during the Yakuza fight!

Do not fail him now that you actually have a chance to come to his aid!

>>44475567
>Steel donuts.
Where's my voting options, faggot?

>>44475670

Good fucking question. I honestly think it's just Deme trying to see how much shit he can dredge up.

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>>44475692
We can tell you how. You just have to become a magical counter-guardian first.

>>44475648
No, it's yaoi.

>>44475551
Are you dense?
>>44475692
I suppose you are.

>>44475600
Looks like a cross between Kuro's outfit from Prisma Illya and EMIYA's own outfit.
I think he re-used his own Heather Maid art and then worked on it from there.

>>44475670
Seeing how much he can jerk anon around and fan the flames

>>44475670
Naval combat interspersed with utterly batshit trauma-ridden superwomen?

>>44475656
i was expecting 50% Lori Petty and 50% Mae West
seems not too far off the mark

>>44475705
She's still pissed at him. It's been about 24 to 36 hours since the Yakuza fight.

>>44475716
And the point of AWiY was to drink up the bitch tears of the voters.

Sub Solem, Nihil Novus.

>>44475748
And shipping.

>>44475670
What's the point of any quest?

To enjoy the wild fucking ride, panic about making the wrong decisions and follow the characters we've grown attached to.

At least, those are my reasons. No idea why planefag puts up with this shit, unless he secretly likes us

>>44475764
I already said naval combat

>>44475716
Jesus, did you and Deme have a domestic or something?
I was looking forward to TeleGraf being canon, too.

>>44475768
planefag is a Masochist seems bout right

So did we make the right choice in telling Essex to evade?

Or did we minimize the damage?

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>>44475768
He doesn't like his readers, he puts up with them. Honesty I thought he would have grown up after quitting both AWiY and SWQ, but he's going down the same path as both of those quests. He'll eventually write himself into a corner and stop writing the quest again.

>>44475748
Wrong.

The correct answer, as told by deme himself, is to just troll for as long and hard as possible. The story doesn't even come in second or third anymore. Probably closer to tenth in his order of shitflinging.

>>44475764
>>44475773
Fucking more shots for me. Damn you both.
AND CAPTCH WAS BOATS FUCK!

>>44475797
Like you can't dish it out as well as you can take it.

Especially through electronic means.

>>44475773
Navel combat?

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>>44475803

I haven't seen an all-out effort like this for a long time. I give you points for sheer DETERMINATION, if nothing else.

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>>44475797

>>44475775
long time writefags have been dropping from the sekrit club IRC for the past 2 months or so, right about when deme declared that his primary goal in this whole thing was just to troll as many people as possible, including the other writefags.

Seriously.

>>44475826
>naval combat

>>44475797

You keep acting like that and Frank's gonna find himself a new home in your jacket.

Along with however many of his buddies Jintsuu manages to acquire and deploy between now and then.

>>44475773
That can't be true, since he can't even be bothered to actually put in the effort to remember the number of turrets some of his battleships have, and his grasp of combat literally comes from a sperg sim of dubious accuracy.

>>44475838
planefag
planefag
please
please planefag
please
what happens next
where are my vote options

>>44475796

The bow hit's not fatal, but its gonna slow her down. It was that or her taking like a slew of torpedoes all along her length, so yeah we made the right choice.

>>44475844

And of course you have evidence of this beyond testimonials.

>>44475872
None.

Quest's over.

Everyone can go home.

>>44475849
What are you going to name them?

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I dunno if this is shitposting, or just depressing.
The line is getting blurred.

>>44475845
No, navel combat. It involves baby oil, a kiddie pool, nude shipgirls and a lot of grinding.

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>>44475879
salt-kun is that you

>>44475797
Arizona don't get sad.

get even

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>>44475150
WOOT!!! Finally on time, well for part 2 anyway. Enjoy some Atago.

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>>44475797

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>>44475844

NAME SOME NAMES, BRO, WE'RE ALL EARS

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>>44475738
Pretty much this.
Parts and pieces from both outfits. I didn't think Kuro's was armored enough for a boat.

>>44475217
I never asked for this.
I was asked to draw Heather as a boat.
I went to Deme for advice and he helped me out a ton.
Deme adopts Heather and asks me if he could use it in KCQ.
And everything snowballed from there.

FYI, this was done back in *October*. I was working on Heatherboat and Heathermaid at the same time, and Planefag has been sitting on this for months.

>>44475927
what are the choices faggot!

>>44475797
Oh hey did you just realize that you lost your waifu to her waifu....or in this case your husbando to his waifu?

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>>44475872
it is a mystery

>>44475928
Will we get and Eleanor shipslut too?

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>>44475927

>>44475928
you didn't work on shit you tracing hack, you traced your own god damn drawing

god damn this is fucking delusion

>>44475656
Yeah, this exuberance I'd expect from someone shorter.

>>44475878

... No, it's pretty much true at this point. Outside of Hate/Ghost and Naka, most of us 'veteran' writefags have dropped out.

Literally the only reason I finished the last TeleGraf was to get it out of my system.


Yeah, Deme? It's all yours, now.

>>44475927
Get back to writan so we have a vote option or let me go sleep, damnit.

>>44475550
>Kancolle
>small c

>>44476008
deviantart pls go

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>People thinking they can actually troll Planefag

>>44476008
>you didn't work on shit you tracing hack, you traced your own god damn drawing
Better to trace art than be someone who gets their jimmies rustled on the Internet.

>>44475488
>>44475506
Heather's whole character concept was being the Gilgamesh of magical girls in MGNQ (Final Fantasy Gilgamesh, not FS/N)
The best way I thought to translate that to boats would be a carrier that launches sword arrows, hence the EMIYA theme.

>>44475985
If Deme asks for her, sure I guess.

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>>44476022

>>44476022
Navy, idk if you're trolling or not but I kinda hope you're just trolling. Cause I'd be legit sad if you weren't. I enjoyed your stuff.

Captcha please, enough with the boats.

>>44476008
You know, I don't really think it counts as tracing if you did the original. Then it's just an edit?

>>44475927

Myself, RCNAnon, Bamalama, Lex, Scribs, Venom...

>>44476055
>kANCOLLE
>big k

>>44475927
What're the choices, man

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>>44476096
Odd. Doesn't seem like he's trolling to me.

>>44476076
its not him idiot

>>44476064
>the EMIYA theme

Oh... oh god. How did I not see this earlier?!

planefag, you enormous faggot! You've gone too far this time!

>>44476022
good riddance

>>44476096

The only one of those I know/care about is RCN and that's cause I'm a Canuck.

The rest of you are welcome to GTFO Planefag's Wild Ride.

>>44476076


Yeah, I'm not trolling. I'm gonna take someone else's advice and write for myself, first.

I'll probably be continuing my stuff elsewhere as just a plain ol' fanfic now.

>>44476096
Disregard that, I suck cocks

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>>44476127
planefag doesn't know anything about fate except what memes he's sort of picked up

>>44476096
Oh thank god, it's just the bad ones. I was worried for a minute.

>>44476096

>Bamalama

You could at least fucking try.

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>>44476096
>>44476022
>>44476151
>>44476153
>Falling for the anons posing as Navyfag
Navy's away tonight. He told us as much.

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Admiral Thomas stares at the screen, trying to process the chaos that has overtaken the orderly air ops as laid out in his neat manilla folders. “The...” his eyes widen as they find the new arrival, CV-9, who's waving with excitement at the drone, all bubbly and happy-go-lucky now that imminent death is out of sight and apparently out of mind. “Who the hell is that?”

“What Kon-go's around comes around!” Goto replies, and begins giggling till the hiccups hit him again.

“Fifth fleet?” Hamp asks curiously.

“Stationed in the Persian Gulf and nearby areas,” you clarify.

“And they're... afraid of... those?” he nods at the screen.

“Kind of.”

“Ah,” he says, the word so clipped it kind of trips out of his mouth to roll away across the floor. “I. Uh.” Hamp purses his lips and sips at his starbucks slowly, clearly giving the matter some thought. “Uh. The Marine gunners love shooting them up and the Navy hates them having fun...?”

“Actually, we don't have standing contingents of shipboard Marines anymore.”

Hamp's mouth begins moving as he tosses words around on his tongue, trying to jumble together a complete sentence. “So the... Navy mans the guns?”

“We typically don't *have*guns anymore.”

Hamp's lower lip is sucked up beneath his upper as he absorbs that. “Mmhm,” he hums faintly. “.... kay.”

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look i just want my votes man fuck all this writefaggotry

>>44476165
>Oh thank god, it's just the bad ones. I was worried for a minute.

He missed Crix in that list

>>44475928
You were asked for it? Or was it you that pushed for it? This is important. We need to know how much of this is your fault, how much is Deme's fault, and how much is what'shisface's fault.

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“They use guided rockets now,” Kaga tells him. “Flying bombs without pilots for long-range anti-surface attack.”

Hamp opens his mouth.

Kaga raises her palm for a hard bitchslap.

Hamp closes his mouth and swirls his coffee around in one hand as he decides on a new comment. “How the hell do you guide them? Chimps?”

Kaga's hand comes up and Hamp cringes. “Hey, hey, honest! They were kicking around this daffy pigeon bomb idea at one point, it's a valid question!”

“It's complicated,” Kaga replies. “It is sufficient to know that it works.”

“So you don't actually know.”

“It is *sufficient*,” Kaga replies, her words embossed and edged, “for our *operational needs* to know that they *work.*”

“So you don't have a goddamn clue, gotcha,” Hamp says, turning to you. “So, how do they work?”

You flick your eyes between Hamp and Kaga, put on the spot.

[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.
[ ] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.
[ ] Write-in?

>>44476157
please stop the cosplay image

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>>44476151
>>44476153
>>44476096
>>44476022
The funny thing is how easy it is for people to just Namefag and pretend they're someone else who doesn't use a trip code. Makes for very easy trolling and wonderful bait.

CASE AND POINT

>>44476197
>“We typically don't *have*guns anymore.”

>Navy is nogunz

ahahahaha

hahahaha

>>44476223
>[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

>>44476223
>[ ] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

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>>44476151
>Navyfag hasn't been on IRC all night

somebody's going

ALL

OUT

>>44476096
who the fuck is lex and RCN

that's shows how much they mattered to the quest I guess

>>44476223
>[x] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

>>44476223
>[X] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

>>44476236
>CASE AND POINT
in
Case in point.

>>44476223
>[ ] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.
Also planefag does not like what i found him :(

>>44476223
>[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.
Include Essex and other ships as well

>>44476223
>[ ] Write-in?
Gesture hamp to come closer

"Pigeons were too dumb.

Wee Men."

>>44476223
>“So, how do they work?”

OVERBUDGET

>>44476223
>[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

>>44476223
[ X ] Get Essex under control.

She's probably about to do something stupid.

>>44476223
>[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

Get hate to help set up some live fire examples!

>>44476223
>THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS

>>44476223
>[X] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

Make him watch the SHARP pic too.

>>44476223
>[X] The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.

>>44476223
[ ] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

>>44476223
>[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

>>44476223
>[Y] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

>>44476261
I gotta give him credit, he started out slow with that tripfag shitposting in the first thread but he's really picked up the pace.

>>44476223
>[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

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>>44476223
>[X] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.
>mfw I have that webm about the THE MISSILE KNOWS BECAUSE THE MISSILES KNOWS WHERE IT ISN'T WHERE IT WAS and 4chan won't allow audio webms

>>44476223
>[X] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

>>44476223
This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

>>44476223
>[x] Write-in?
Google it.

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>>44476286

ahaha wow

>>44476223
>[X] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.
The missile knows where it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ

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Hey Arizona! If you want to fight against Shoukaku just go ask her sister Zuikaku for her breast pump.

>>44476318

pomf it

>>44476301
>>44476295
>>44476223
https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ

>>44476223
do >>44476280
EXPLANATIONS FOR ALL

>>44476223
[X] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.
and then when they still don't understand because I can't imagine that navy training videos are any good
[X] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

Should probably give them the quick gist of "Radar master race, computers, shit like that" immediately though

>>44476223
>[X] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

A COMPUTATIONAL COMPONENT TO SURPASS VACUUM TUBES!

>>44476265
Lex was the other drawfag that showed up with Graf Spee and Alabama. He's pretty good, but he got driven out of #saltmine for some reason.

>>44476223
>[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

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>>44476223
[ ] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

>>44476318

We can embed youtube!

>>44476286
OH GOD THIS

>>44476318
Post it on >>/wsg/ and link the post here.

There should be a thread for the purpose of linking sound webms for other boards. If not then make one.

>>44476223
>[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

>>44476288
underrated post and also a very relevant answer

>>44476223
[x] write in - quick explanation of the basics of how it works, then check on the status of the invasion. That's kinda still going on.

>>44476223
>[x] Write-in?
It's called a USB line. I'll show you later.

>>44476338
Best part is its an explaination that cant be immediately thrown out.

Because fairies.

>>44476223
>[ ] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

>>44476301
i take mine >>44476251 back for this write in

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>>44475636

>>44476223
>[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

Hamp if you keep doing this Kaga /will/ bitchslap you.

>>44476341
I am amused. And gonna run out of air if I keep laughing like this.

>>44476341
lactation with not-enormous breasts is my fetish

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>>44476352
You found it before me anon.
Even so, I'm not sure I'm happy to see it again.

>>44476301
>>44476223
[ ] this

>>44476223
>[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

>>44476360
oh, so he was just another shit drawfag

somebody shed a tear

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>>44476397

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>Settle's face when Higgins comes back and can recite THE MISSILE KNOWS WHERE IT IS AT ALL TIMES from memory

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>>44476397
FLAT IS JUSTICE!

>>44476397

Tingermajigger is, that's actually one of the more popular hypotheses for why human females have consistently swollen breasts as compared to other mammals.

>>44476424
Another shit drawfag, just like pixelanon, who is also out, drawing for Merc's quest instead.

>>44476223
>[ ] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

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>>44476397
Nowhere is it written that an imitation cannot surpass the original.

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>>44476022
What seriously? Damn. Graf and Parker were my favorite side characters in this quest. Say it ain't so man! I was getting into that storyline.

pic unrelated: MOAR Atago!

>>44476223
>[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

I'm not enough of a sadist for option B

>>44476197
Is she doing a victory dance? She fucking is, isn't she?

>>44476301
I'm going with this option.

>>44476472

He's a fake, anon. Rest easy.

>>44476472
Navyfag hasn't been in IRC all night. It's just a troll. Don't worry too much about it.

>>44476472
>>44476236
Please refer yourself to this, misguided anon.

>>44476472

you've been trolled. Hes off for today.

Also the writings ended since they're coming to yokosuka.

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>>44476440
>Settle's face when Higgins comes back
ftfy

>>44476223
>[ ] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQ

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Every thread.

Hey does anyone have any pics of Miss Stacked?

>>44475167
Halley still hasnt improved his eyes. No fucking justice in this world.

>>44476223
[X] The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.

In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.

The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

>[X] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

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>>44476535

>>44476223

>[x] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

>>44476557

Haley's FACES are still fucked.

The eyes are just a single part of it.

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>>44476553
>tfw STACKED never

>>44476575
You know they're small enough they'd come back as dogs in this quest, right?

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NOW THE MISSILE HAS LOST IT
IT KNOWS IT CAN KILL

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>>44476553
ussnotappearinginthisquest

>>44476223
>[ ] Write-in?
>[ ] The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.

>[ ] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

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>>44476223
>This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

pic: The Last Thing Goto Ever Sees

>>44476593
>>44476612
>posting worst drawfag

>>44475541
What are you talking about she loves having torpedoes against her stern

if you catch my drift.

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>>44476233
But what if its REALLY GOOD cosplay?

>>44476628
It's not like there's much art of Stacked.

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>>44476593
>>44476612
Never say Never!

>>44476628
>not scribbs

scribb's art is actually shit.

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Can someone explain to me why a lot of the people who follow this quest hate the Kriegs, the RCN, the Bongs, and Bamalama?
I feel like they've got some issues to deal with.

>>44476387
>It's called a USB line. I'll show you later.
going old school with these dank memes

>>44476653
What ship is that supposed to be?

>>44476223
>[x] This seems like a problem only Navy training videos can solve. If you have to suffer, SO DO THEY.

Another one for Hamp's harem as the harem manager

>>44476683
Mama Lexington.

>>44476663
Shitposters, what else?

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>>44476683
Lexington from Chincolle

>>44476683
Lexington, the Chinese knock-off version.

>>44476223
>[x] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

>>44476295
As a programmer, this still cracks me up.

[X] The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.

In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.

The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

>>44475419
I'm just sad you had Halley do the art. Anyone is literally a better choice.

>>44476700
No, all of us are one-hundred-percent genuine and not at all trolling because we don't like this. Also everyone is leaving IRC i have proof and i won't show it

>>44476663

I don't hate them, but trying to keep track of what is/isn't canon pisses me off.

>>44476223
>[x] Make an appointment to explain it all - if you let the intel geeks give the explanations the poor bastard will nod off halfway through like Harder did.

>>44476708
She's cute.
9/10, not Showboat but still would dock with.

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>>44476723
Dude, just.
Just stop. Yo.
You're giving the ACTUAL navyfag a bad rep, here.

>>44476723

What worth is your proof if you won't show it?

>>44476663
LurK, you're good at this cultural sensitivity shit, right? Would it be a bad idea to welcome the German ships with a bake sale?

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>>44476022
>most of us 'veteran' writefags have dropped out.

Listen, chucklefuck, it's my own channel, I'm IN it. I know who the fuck writes for my quest and who doesn't. At present, the sum-total of people who have thrown a tantrum and quit boils down to you, and you alone. And nobody's got to take my word for it, either; they can ask *every other fucking writefag in the fucking channel.*

What really blows my mind is how we were talking on perfectly cordial terms not a few days back - hell, I even opened up tonight's first thread with the gag you specifically requested. Are you the one who's been sending me nasty questions on ask.fm and making all the salty posts - not just tonight, but starting several weeks ago? I really fucking hope it wasn't, because you never struck me as someone too cowardly to bitch me out to my face on irc with your own nickname on. But considering that you seem to have lost all interest in KCQ long ago and just finished your part of the story to see it done - and that nobody had the foggiest inkling that you were so fed up with the whole thing - well, you're really the only candidate for Mister Supersalt right now, especially because I know that asshole has access to the writefag channel.

Please tell me I'm mistaken, because you struck me as too much of a working, taxpaying adult to be this much of a whiny bitch.

>>44476723
>i have proof and i won't show it
tits or gtfo

>>44476683
Given the hate from the shoukaku sisters and the wo-class headgear, probably Entreprise

>>44476642
3d not allowed
cosplay only allowed if anime characters are cosplaying

>>44476754
>planefag fell for the bait

>>44476754
Planefag, pretty sure you just responded to a troll.

>>44476744
Ok. I still maintain that if anyone is stupid enough to actually believe the shitposting at this point there's not helping them.
That was my only post this thread.

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>>44476754
Planefag are you retarded?

>>44476750
About as insensitive as feeding the jap ships microwave dinners

>>44476754
you have indeed posted a most angry post.

>>44476754
either this is an epic but too obvious at this point troll... or I am quite torn with my feelings.

>>44476663
I don't like the writing

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>>44476754

>>44476786

Unless the troll was able to log in to the writefag channel with Navyanon's hostmask just now, I doubt it.

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>>44476754

>>44476663
>memeral Luna
nigger u wot

>>44476787
You are replying to a shitposter.

He is biting your blatant bait to try and draw out idiots.

But there are no idiots here.

Only shitposters trolling other shitposters.

>>44476792
Worse...he's Greek!

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>>44476754
Planefag, please. You are better than falling for something so easy to spot.

>>44476754
Just to clarify, I'm not shit-poster guy, he's someone else.

At current I'm not in the IRC because I'm focussing on the non-cannon HMS Thunderchild writeup.

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>>44476723

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>>44476022
>>44476754

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>>44476754
And they said you couldn't troll planefag

>>44476792
Planefag knows that the troll that he's responding to is a troll. This is the counter-troll

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>>44476360
I didn't get driven out, I left because I didn't see a reason for me to be there anymore. I have more fun drawing for the other writefags, which doesn't necessitate me being there anymore to get in more silly arguments or give technical advice on ships that nobody followed anyways.

I didn't leave on particularly bad terms with anyone, nor was I forced out. I just left.

>>44476806
Well, shit.

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>>44476819
here fluff, have a better one.

>>44476853
please confirm which drawfag

>>44476806

Aww.

Aww, Navy, no...

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Votes called, writing, etc.

All y'alls see >>44476806

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Hey we need a shipslut to remodel her full ship self right?....Well what about putting bigger fuel tanks on Fubuki?

>>44476859
Oh! thanks, that is new to me.

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>>44476806
oh my god is it real

>>44476869
well, the names on the IRC can require passwords, but not always. It was actually a couple weeks before I actually set a password and registered my nick. If navy hasn't registered yet, it's entirely possible that someone logged in on his nick.

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ALL THESE FLAVORS AND YE CHOSE TO BE SALTY

>>44476862
am Lex, very cute and sexe

>>44476877
Why would you do that to Bucky???

>>44476877
>Hey we need a shipslut to remodel her full ship self right?....Well what about putting bigger fuel tanks on Fubuki?
MOTHER OF MODERN DESTROYERS

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>>44476876
>>44476806

Back in the old days we used to have quality shitposting in quests. You people are not even trying anymore. Only good things lately are the carrier lewds.

>>44476806
Well, if it's one of Rizon's vhosts, they just need to guess his password.

If it's his naked hostmask then he's fucked.

>>44476898
Then I very much thank you for Graf, and I would appreciate continued work on the quest.

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>>44476806

>>44476902
>We don't call older destroyers 'pre-fubukis'
>Willie isn't a 'super-fubuki'
No justice in this world

>>44476926
It was his naked hostmask.
He never had a vhost.
I don't think it was even a registered nick.

>>44476898
stackedfag i want to see more of your work

>>44476806
Die a hero or live long enough to become a villain.

>>44476947
I second this.