Last time on Space Alcoholic QuestFRIEZA>Follow me on twitter @Eail4>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest>Character sheet: http://pastebin.com/L6kK92ie
Ending off your training with Vegeta, Goku, and Gohan with a beam clash with the youngest of the saiyans, once again the boy continues to surprise you with the strength he has hidden away within himself. His power is still currently far below yours and the adult saiyans, but he's still come an incrdibly far way in a short amount of time. As your energy beam starts to finally ovewhelm him, the purple wave engulfing his yellow one, you let the attack drop, rather than actually risking injury to the boy.As he starts to fall down to the Earth, you swoop in and grab him by his collar, putting the boy down onto the ground and checking him over for any injury. Aside from his exhaustion, he's fine."You did good Gohan, keep it up. Proud of ya." You tell him with a grin, messing up the boy's hair a bit as his father and Vegeta come down as well. Both looking rather pleased with his show.The cheerful mood is slightly put off as your scouter pings, though. Reaching up to answer the communication line, your body freezes at the voice on the other end."You played your hand too soon, revealing yourself like that... Dear Cousin."FriezaHe knows, his long range scouters must have picked up on you powering up, and no doubt he's already got technicians working on pinpointing your location. Your new power is no longer a secret from the monster that took everything from you, from Vegeta, and no doubt billions of others across the universe.>"Only a matter of time, dear Cousin.">"Whatever do you mean?">"Incredible, isn't it?">"I'm coming for you, Frieza.">Hang up>Write in
>>44527089>"Only a matter of time, dear Cousin.">"Ready for a family reunion?"
>>44527089>"Only a matter of time, dear Cousin.">Make casual small talkSo, how's the planetary trade business going? No signs of the Emperium, I hope?
>>44527089>"Only a matter of time, dear Cousin."
>>44527089>>"Only a matter of time, dear Cousin.">Make small talk It'll probably piss him off
>>44527089>So, how are the commercials going ?
>>44527292Welcome to the video call, Frieza.
So what happened to Chuckeails?
>>44527332Terrible scheduling issues sorta killed it. When you've got two guys that go to college, work jobs, and live in America and Australia, it gets really fucking hectic trying to coordinate stuffON THAT NOTE CALLING AND WRITING
If Frieza was able to casually track Arctus' power reading with his complacency, then that probably means that Cooler and/or Cold already had an inkling of what Arctus gained on his trip to Arcosia.Cooler's as paranoid as Frieza and generally more up to speed on gathering information on potential threats or allies. He might have already had someone keeping an eye on Arctus the moment Cold assigned him some missions.Cold seems as complacent as Frieza at first glance, though this could be him putting up a front to make potential enemies underestimate him; he's old enough to have lived through Buu's first rampage and somehow knew about Beerus. I don't think that this Cold will be as complacent as canon-Cold. Plus, he was also a part of Arcosian royalty, and is probably one of the most knowledgeable people on Arcosian lore and all that shit. If he knew Arctus made a trip to Arcosia, he probably knows what he went there for.I got a feeling that Cooler's intelligence network can also very easily become Cold's intel network, if Cold's interest was piqued enough. Like having a certain drunkard of a nephew gank several experienced alien officers/generals who were 2x-5x as powerful as he was.
>>44527089>long range scouters must have picked up on you powering up, and no doubt he's already got technicians working on pinpointing your locationI sure hope that wasn't Bill being his usual lazy jackass self and forgetting to calibrate the long-range scouter after his shift.
"Only a matter of time, dear Cousin. How have the commercial's been going by the way, I've been doing my best to get the brand out, since we worked so hard to get the thing filmed and all." You casually reply to his question, the pounding of your heart against your chest not interfering with your capability to talk trash."You!" He hisses in reply. "You were the one spreading that trash across the network?""Of course, you expected anyone else to have the balls to get on your bad side by doing it? Sales have been up though, haven't they? We're making bank thanks to me." By this time the others have started to drop down from the sky, Goku looking quite confused as you speak into your scouter, while Vegeta seems neutral, merely crossing her arms and staring. Gohan has taken a seat on the grass next to you, looking up and doing his best to appear as though he wasn't trying to listen to both sides of the conversation happening."That's aside the point, Arctus." Frieza finally replies, you're able to tell he's trying to reign himself in from doing something rash that he might regret. "You've played your hand, revealing your power on a backwater planet like that. Did you really think we wouldn't find out? I have eyes and ears everywhere through the galaxy.""You mean Cooler does, right? You were never that prepared Cousin." Egging him on a bit to see if you can get him to lose his cool."Insolent whelp! I should have slaughtered you when I had the chance... but that still won't be an issue... your new power, thirty five million? It's nothing compared to my strenth, nothing!">"Oh... really? How strong are you Cousin?">Power up to your full strength "Can you read this?">"And yet Uncle is still stronger isn't he?">Hang up>More small talk>Write in
>>44527664>"Oh... really? How strong are you Cousin?">"And yet Uncle is still stronger isn't he?"
>>44527664>>"And yet Uncle is still stronger isn't he?"But do you still have the dress princess?
>>44527664>>"Oh... really? How strong are you Cousin?"Watch out, we got a badass over here.
>>44527664>>"Oh... really? How strong are you Cousin?">"And yet Uncle is still stronger isn't he?" >More small talk
>>44527664>>"Oh... really? How strong are you Cousin?">"And yet Uncle is still stronger isn't he?"
Calling and writing
>>44527664>>"And yet Uncle is still stronger isn't he?">>More small talkBut come now cousin, surely this doesn't come as a surprise. We are family after all, and the Colds are nothing if not mighty.
Any got a clue as to why SAQ isn't as popular as JAQ is? Eail's style is similar for both after all
>>44528086Star wars is more popular on tg.
>>44528086Star Wars is experiencing a popularity boost due to the new movies. Much like how DBXV was going strong when DBZSAQ was started up. Space Monkeys and Tuffle Quest also experienced popularity boosts during that time. In addition, Eail made an effort to get Sith Apprentice Quest participants to read JAQ too.
>>44527664Can we tell him all we had to do was quit drinking and we became super powerful?Then show up chugging a beer and beat him with our normal power level, Throwing cans of beer at him while shouting Stone Cold Steve Austin quotes.
>>44528086Because Zev is Rance?
"Oh really? Just how strong are you then, Cousin? If thirty five million is insignificant to you, surely you must have a much greater power than I do even after my recent accomplishments. Fifty million perhaps, a hundred million?" You don't actually know what is true power level actually is... or what your own maximum might be right now, your scouter doesn't have the capability to read it though, so it's certainly above fifty million. Maybe if you're able to get a clue as to how powerful Frieza really is, you can figure out what your chances might actually be.Your question caused Frieza to start chuckling, that disgusting, annoying laugh that he always does when he feels he's got someone right where he wants them. "I'll have you know my current power level is in the range of one hundred twenty million. Far beyond what you'd ever have a chance of reaching, you pathetic worm.""And yet Uncle Cold is still stronger than you are, isn't he?"That really got under his skin, the other Arcosian growling in anger, and you can hea the sound of a nearby explosion, no doubt coming from a nearby console that he just blasted. "Father doesn't concern himself with fighting trash such as you, I am the most powerful in the universe, everyone knows that to be the case!""Now now cousin, control yourself, you know Uncle so hates it when you accidentally... genocide our entire race due to a temper tantrum. Oh, and when you kill an officer he likes, but I think he might be more sore about the former, I know I am."He brushes that off, but you can still tell you're really getting under his skin."Tell me, how did you gain so much power in such a short amount of time? Tell the truth, and I might just decide to let you live and continue working for me.""I work for your Father, technically.""Tell me!">"Pushups, situps, and plenty of juice.">"Turns out having a saiyan as your lover has some advantages.">"Arcosia is a wonderful place">Power up>Hang up>Write in
>>44528384>"Pushups, situps, and plenty of juice."
>>44528384>Well, seeing as you asked so nicely>Hang up
>>44528384>>"Pushups, situps, and plenty of juice."
>>44528384>"Actually, that grape drink is really, really good for you."
>>44528384>a daily training schedule which consisted of 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups and 100 squats along with running 10 km every single day. >I'm on a banana diet. >My new fitness trainer would love to talk to you. She's a cute blondie, and my new bae.Wink at Vegeta>"You should meet this bald guy. He went on this training and he can take you out in one punch. He wears a cape!"
>>44528086DBZ isn't as raw popular as star wars, plus with JAQ I'm also pulling from Sith Apprentice Quest fans in addition to my already present readers.Plus, yknow, like the one anon said, Star Wars is getting a huge push with the new movie.It's kinda disappointing that SAQ isn't as popular, but oh well, can't do much about that
>>44528384>Write in"What do you care, it's not like you could handle my sets. I know for a fact that you've never trained a day in your life."
>>44528449This please sir Eail.
>>44528437Changing vote from >>44528418to this.
>>44528449I like OPM too, but it has to stop.
I think it is fitting somehow that I have a massive hangover during SAQ
>>44528752I always do
"Push ups, sit ups, and plenty of grape drink. Turns out that stuff is really, really good for you, who woulda guessed it right?" You start counting down from three, and then pull the scouter away from your head just in time for the inarticulate yell of pure rage and hatred to come through, letting everyone present hear it, before placing the device back on your head."Better?""I will destroy you and all that you hold dear! How did you become so strong?!?""Now now, if I tell you that, it'd take away all the fun of saying it while I beat you into the dirt later. Hundred twenty million? Doesn't scare me." You reply to the tyrant, not giving him the satisfaction of setting you off."You're a fool, Arctus. Father is going to hear of this, and when he does, it's going to be all over for you. Blood relation or not, I'll have your head for the transgressions you've made to me.">"That's nice.">"I'm waiting for you.">"Tell Cold, tell Cooler, I'll take you all on.">"I'm coming for you Frieza.">"Hey did you know I'm gonna be a dad?">Hang up>Write in
>>44529040>"That's nice.">Say hi to Cooler and Cold for me, I lways liked them better>Hang up
>>44529040>>"That's nice.">Hang up
>>44529040>>"Hey did you know I'm gonna be a dad?"Oh, I just want to say this for his reaction.Also, should probably suggest a planet to fight on. Don't want to blow up Earth after all.
>>44529040>Write inWhat makes you think that Uncle doesn't already know?
>>44529040>>"That's nice."Also pretty sure Cooler posted some of the grape drank. Wasn't always me.
>>44529040>"That's nice. It doesn't change the fact that I'm coming for you Frieza."
>>44529040>"Going to go Crying to daddy? I can hear Cooler laughing at you already."
>>44529040>I'm getting a promotion>How's your quota Frieza? Cooler rank in more worlds then you? How's Cold's expansion? When I take the Planet Trade Organization from you, I wanna know how big my new business is going to be. Prepare for a hostile take over.
>>44529188Oh god, this one so much.
>>44529188This, all day.
"That's nice, gonna go crying to Daddy now? I can already hear Cooler laughing at you, say hi to the two of them for me would you? Always liked them better anyways, maybe the three of us will have a nice dinner and some wine after I've killed you and taken over your territory.""You insolent whe-" The sound of his voice is cut off as you end the call, denying him having the chance to reply to what you said to him. Removing the scouter once more, you crush it in your hand, Vegeta follows suit, destroying her's as well, removing the only piece of PTO tech that either of you were wearing."Mr. Arctus, what was all of that about?" Gohan asks from the ground near you.Oh, right, you never actually spoke to the Earthlings about your past... beyond Kami. None of them know about Frieza or the PTO beyond that you work for the organization... or used to, at least, that conversation probably counted as an informal resignation and all. >"Bit of an issue with family.">"May have just put the Earth in danger.">"Seems we're going to be leaving earlier than expected.">"Ah don't worry about it kid, who wants ice cream!">Write in
>>44529677>"Bit of an issue with family.">"Seems we're going to be leaving earlier than expected."but>"Ah don't worry about it kid, who wants ice cream!"
>>44529677>>"Bit of an issue with family.">>"Seems we're going to be leaving earlier than expected."
>>44529677>"You guys wanna beat up my cousin? He's totally a bad guy and super strong. So mind if I use that gravity machine you were talking about?"
>>44529677>"Bit of an issue with family.">"Seems we're going to be leaving earlier than expected."
>>44529677>>"Bit of an issue with family.">"Seems we're going to be leaving earlier than expected."
>>44529677>>"Bit of an issue with family."And by "bit of an issue", I mean that a genocidal space warlord is now going to try to kill me if I don't kill him first.
>>44529677>that conversation probably counted as an informal resignation and allDang. Was rather hoping for more space shenanigans and undermining Frieza by making him look stupid enough in front of everyone that the rest of the Cold family would just quietly allow Arctus to dispose of him.
>>44529856We can now make Arctus Industries. Get a big tower and put an A on it.
Calling and writingI should have listened to Chuckles and not run today, being sick sucks
>>44529979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZCjEcUQniwMaybe some shit dredged up from late night drunken youtube browsing will make you feel better?
>>44529881Yeah, but I kinda liked having a protagonist who was also a part of one of the biggest groups in the universe. It added some depth to it, made Arctus a bit unique amongst the other protagonists since he could manipulate his way into a position where he could start to transform the PTO into a more benevolent organization, rather than just throwing it all into the wind. Remaining as a part of the PTO would have had some interesting opportunities to flesh out Cooler and Cold as well. Of course, I'm not saying that it's not impossible now. All we did was piss off Frieza, which Cooler might find hilarious since it's coming from another family member and not a space monkey. I guess it all depends on whether Cold views Arctus' actions as him asserting himself into the hierarchy or not.
"Bit of an issue with family, that's all Gohan. Seems like I'm not gonna be able to stay around for as long as I wanted to. Otherwise I might be putting all of you in danger from someone really strong." You say to the boy, reaching over to pat him on the head a few times."Oooh, a really strong guy? Can I fight him? If he's so powerful that you think you need to leave, it sounds like a fight with him could be really fun." Goku cuts in, obviously excited about the idea of fighting Frieza. The saiyan could probably take any of your cousin's lower forms without breaking a sweat so long as he had the Kaioken, but if Frieza used his final form, Goku wouldn't stand a chance in hell. Being outclassed twelve times over by the tyrant's full strength.Your eyes glance over to Vegeta as well, your partner, carrying your unborn child... she wouldn't stand a chance either. Her power level of three million is astounding for a saiyan, but it's still not enough to help you against Freiza. The only one that can fight him is you, and you alone... at least in this universe. If only there was a way you could reach out and gain the help of people like Kabuya or Kaguya..."You aren't thinking of leaving me behind and running off into space to fight Frieza alone, are you?" Vegeta asks, her eyes narrowing at you as she still has her arms crossed.>"None of you can come, I'm the only one that can fight him.">"Of course you're coming 'Geets">"Come if you want Goku.">"Wanna go into space Gohan?">"Maybe we can stay here and draw him in.">Write in
>>44530379>"Of course you're coming 'Geets">"Come if you want Goku.">"Wanna go into space Gohan?"
>>44530379"Install a gravity machine onto the ship and then let's go! Do you guys wanna bring an extra ship just in case?"
>>44530379>>"Of course you're coming 'Geets">>"Come if you want Goku.">>"Wanna go into space Gohan?"
>>44530440Seconding. Should also ask about the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
>>44530440>>44530606We don't know about either of these things, do we?
>>44530631Goku mentioned training in it aT 300x gravity.
>>44530379>"Of course you're coming 'Geets">Write inPerhaps Gohan and Goku should stay on Earth? Frieza may already be deploying forces to scout out the place.
>>44530631Goku mentioned about training at a higher gravity. As the Time Chamber, just ask if there's somewhere else we can train without fear of hurting the populace.
>>44530379>>"Of course you're coming 'Geets">>"Come if you want Goku.">>"Wanna go into space Gohan?">>Write in"Hey Krillin, you want to come? We may need a power up during the fight.">>44530606Also this.
What if we can get Arctus to drink the ultra divine water?Would he die? He is a 'CHOSEN ONE'.
>>44530698>Implying we aren't the power upWe saw Gohan go Super Saiyan 2 fighting Cell after Kaguya died. We already know the way
>>44530379>"Of course you're coming 'Geets">>"Come if you want Goku."
>>44530379>>Write inAs it currently stands, none of you can take a fight against Frieza's full strength and win, but with the astounding growth rate that you've all shown, it could be possible for you to contribute if we had enough time for more training, but that is a luxury we cannot afford. I think you should all come with me, at the very least you can keep the Ginyus, Dodoria, Zarbon and Frieza's other goons off me while I fight him.I'd rather not fight on Earth itself, Frieza has a massive temper problem and he might well destroy the planet out of spite when I start pummeling him into the dirt.
>>44530713Here's hoping only getting mortally wounded triggers it instead of completely dying.
Calling and writing nowHad to step away during that
>Cryo goes to the Pendulum>Goes to the day Frieza destroys the home-world with group. Measure everyone's power and then train.
>>44530894>Arctus*>Silly me that's another oc arcosion I'm writing about.
When ZevWhen Broly
"Course I'm not, you'd kick my butt all the way back to Arcosia if I even entertained the idea of keeping you here on Earth while I'm going out to fight Frieza. I might be a genius, but even I'm not an idiot when it comes to figuring out how you might react to things, 'Geets" You reply to your partner... if nothing else, your death could be the key to victory when it comes to unlocking her true potential. Remembering back to when Kabuya went super, with the death of a close friend, well, it should probably work even better when it's a loved one."Goku, you can come too if you want. Gives you more of a chance to teach us the Kaioken, plus, you make a pretty good training partner." The man whoops in excitement at your agreement to take him along. "Just... don't expect to actually stand a chance against Frieza yeah? He's stronger than even your Kaioken makes you.""Ehehe... all the more reason to train even harder!" He says while laughing. It's obvious just how excited he is about the idea to actually go and train with you some more, let alone having the chance to fight someone like Frieza, considering how you've described his strength so far.That only leaves..."Hey Gohan, wanna go into space? It's pretty neat. Gives you a good chance to learn some stuff about electronics, and even tinker with X a bit." You offer the boy, figuring that it's a good an offer as any to get him to come along, especially since you want his power on your side still."Woah, really? I can come too?" He asks "Thank you Mr. Arctus!">Guess we just need to stock up on food>Wouldn't mind getting a gravity chamber installed on my ship>Fruit of Might time>Write in
>>44531220>Wouldn't mind getting a gravity chamber installed on my ship
>>44531220>Guess we just need to stock up on food>Wouldn't mind getting a gravity chamber installed on my ship>Write InAsk Goku if there's anything we can learn and train while on Earth. While supplies and modifications are made.
>>44531220>Guess we just need to stock up on food>Wouldn't mind getting a gravity chamber installed on my ship>Fruit of Might time
>>44531220>>Guess we just need to stock up on food>>Wouldn't mind getting a gravity chamber installed on my ship>>Fruit of Might timeALL THREE
>>44531220>>Write inSMOOTHIES OF MIGHT!
Inventing a replicator would save so much on supplies. We could materialize any number of alcohol.
I'm gonna go take a shower and try to clear my head up so I feel less fucking terrible.Entertain yourselves or some shit like that for the time beingTalk about Zev even, if ya want, since we didn't get a post-quest discussion last time
>>44531347>Arctus invents a device that breaks the laws of physics>it does so by creating alcohol from nothing
>>44531444So, guys. If Zev, Bruce and Arctus teamed up, how fast do you think they could beat Frieza?
>>44531476Less than 5 Frieza Minutes.
>>44531476That depends.Did Frieza train for an hour beforehand or not?
>>44531518If Frieza found a super form like Cooler did that'd be an interesting battle. Two months of training instead of four?>Still neglects his stamina
Cancelling the rest of SAQ tonight, generally feeling bad turned into actual sickness as soon as I made that last post.Sorry boys.I'm calling into work tomorrow and just gonna go to bed
>>44531883RIP in pieces.
>>44531883Unfortunate, but at least you got out and did something. Hope you feel better.
>>44531883Thanks for running, Eail. Hope you feel better soon!
>>44531883Feel better Eail!